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Speaker 1: War of the Roses action in Bloomfield. This morning, Laura

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is worried about our husband Paul.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Laura, good morning. Well, welcome to

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the show. Welcome to War of the Roses.

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Speaker 1: I know you told the producer you think your husband

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Paul is cheating, So fill us in what is going on.

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Speaker 3: It was spring cleaning time, and I do this every year.

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It's not like it's a big secret. Same and when

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I was putting some stuff away, I found a bottle

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of viagrad my husband's soft drawer, and I thought that

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was kind of weird, because well, we really haven't had

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a whole lot of sex for a while. I'm not

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quite sure what's going on. We've you know, kind of

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danced around that a little bit and I counted the pills.

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I was kind of curious. I thought, well, we're not

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having sex and he's got viagra? Why does this feel

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so light? And about half of them are listed?

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh shoot, let me just real quick jump in.

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Did you not know he had a prescription for viagra?

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Absolutely not, Okay, so this is all new, Like all

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of a sudden, You're like, what is this pill bottle?

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It's viagra and there's pills missing, red flag and you're

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not intimate.

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Speaker 3: Not at the moment. No, we've been you know, some

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something's kind of chilled down a little bit, and you know,

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of course I'm concerned about it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, let's go to.

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Speaker 2: Our expert Walmart.

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Speaker 5: Jeff.

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Speaker 6: All I have to say is this is a bad

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day to be Paul from Bloomfield because if you are

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a Paul in Bloomfield right now, everyone is wondering.

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Speaker 5: You know, I know what I.

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Speaker 2: Feel like that's normal at a certain age for men,

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is it not?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Okay, well, I feel uncomfortable talking.

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Speaker 2: I know you do. There's so much happening.

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Speaker 6: But could you imagine just being a Paul in Bloomfield

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right now and the guy next to you is wondering,

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Hey is Paul?

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Speaker 5: And she's talking?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Listen. What's what's not normal is finding viagra.

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Speaker 1: Your husband is hidden that you didn't know about, and

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you're not being intimate. So I'm not gonna waste any

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more any more.

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Speaker 5: Time.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna call them up. We're gonna offer him roses,

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We'll try to get info. You're going to be listening

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in Lord anytime. If you want to jump on and

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talk to Paul.

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Speaker 2: You do it, okay, got it? Yep, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I know you don't want to talk about it, Jeff,

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but it would be helpful if you opened up so

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the women know what's going on with your things in Viabra.

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Speaker 5: All right, stop? Hello, Hi, good morning. Is Paul there?

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is Paul.

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Speaker 6: Hey Paul, this is Trevor from Flowers Express. How are

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you this morning?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 5: Hey, I'm doing well. Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 6: I was just shooting you call to let you know

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that you actually want our online weekly contest.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations?

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Speaker 4: Did I win?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's our online weekly contest. This is an amazing deal. Basically,

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we're a new company here and we are soft launching

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our business. And basically we're going to hook you up

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with a dozen roses one hundred percent free.

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Speaker 4: So's the what's the cat?

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Speaker 6: There is no catch, it's absolutely free. We'll get the

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flowers out to love one. We're not going to send

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you the flowers. That's the only catch. We're not going

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to send the flowers to you. We'll send them to

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someone else on your behalf.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and you send them out today.

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Speaker 6: Here, Yeah, we'll send them out today. We'll get them

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out maybe later on this afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Whatever, all right, Sure, what do you need from me?

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Speaker 5: Not too much. This isn't going to be a hard process.

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Speaker 6: Basically, what I need from you is if there's a

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message you'd like to write in a card, we can

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get that down for you.

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you could. You could write in the card just

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because I love you and send them to my wife Laura.

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Speaker 5: Just because I love you.

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Speaker 6: And then you want to send them to your wife, Yeah,

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that's awesome. If you want, we could hook you up

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with a second dozen of roses and we could send

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those out to so and too. I don't know if

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you have someone else in minds.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you could send it to her, well, my wife.

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Speaker 5: Oh you want to send two thousand roses to your wife?

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Speaker 4: Sure? All right, you're offering?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, why not? We can get that out there for you.

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All right.

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Speaker 2: I gotta jump in. I got to jump in.

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Speaker 6: Paul.

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Speaker 1: It is Courtney. Savannah's in the studio. The floorist is

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actually Walmart.

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Speaker 5: Jeff.

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Speaker 1: You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven

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this morning. You're on More of the Roses.

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Speaker 4: I'm on the radio.

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Speaker 2: You are.

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Speaker 1: It's something called War of the Roses. If you think

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you're significant on you're familiar with it?

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Speaker 4: Is I heard it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're cheating, then you call us, so I would

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have to let you also know that your wife, Laura

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is on the line.

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Speaker 2: Laura, you've been listening in I have.

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Speaker 3: Good Morning Paul.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to tell Paul why he's on more.

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Speaker 4: Of the Roses, why we're on the radio?

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Speaker 6: Sure?

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Speaker 3: You know, I was doing spring cleaning last week and

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I found something in your drawer that sort of shocked me,

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and I didn't know what to do about it when

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I thought that it was a bottle of Via wrote,

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which would have been fine on it own, but half

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the pills were missing, and I knew you and I

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had not been making good use of that. So what's

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going on? Were you sleeping in the drawer? Were you

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sleeping with the.

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Speaker 4: Why are you bringing this up on the radio, Laura?

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Speaker 3: Because you're impossible to talk to about anything intimate at all.

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Speaker 4: This is embarrassing. Yeah, I'm not sleeping with anyone. I

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got you know. First of all, you know I have

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I'm having an issue here and I don't appreciate you

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won't talk to.

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Speaker 3: Me about it. And how come there is half the ball.

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Your bills, they're missing if we haven't had this joy

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of you making taking advantage of it.

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Speaker 4: I got them because I thought I needed it, and

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that's why we haven't been you know, we haven't been having.

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Speaker 6: Them.

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Speaker 3: You got to be doing something. I mean, you know,

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I care about what's happening between us. Otherwise I wouldn't

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take this very difficult or.

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Speaker 2: She could have counted wrong with me. I feel very

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uncomfortable being a part of this conversation.

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Speaker 4: I don't, I don't. I've been, man, this is weird.

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I've been trying to see if it worked first, and.

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Speaker 5: That is very true.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is what I want to do. I

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don't want to embarrass Paul anymore. Obviously, you guys need

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to talk about stuff. The biggest concern is that Lord

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didn't even know you had these pills as a married couple.

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Maybe it would have been some great to discuss it

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whether but whatever, I'm gonna put you guys on hold.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna offer marriage counseling if you want to take it.

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Take it, Paul and siss.

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Speaker 1: He's not cheating and it's just something I think you

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guys are going to have to discuss off the air

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and figure out on your own.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna offer counseling.

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Hold on