Speaker 1: Uh uh, hello everybody, and welcome to your favorite podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have a lot of podcasts in your queue,
Speaker 1: your cue. Uh, but this is your favorite name.
Speaker 2: I think it is.
Speaker 1: I'm doing some subliminal messaging to people little culte, and
Speaker 1: I kind of like it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you your green sash. You're at
Speaker 2: the green level. What was that Nexium? You're that guy?
Speaker 2: What happened to him?
Speaker 1: Where's that our little guy, that little sweetie, little little volleyballs?
Speaker 1: Keith Ranieri whose last name I kept calling Raneraz for No,
Speaker 1: You're like, there's no s like in no way is
Speaker 1: it spelled like that, and I just like that was
Speaker 1: in my head that was his name.
Speaker 2: He's still in jail. He is still in jail.
Speaker 1: Yes, every I think everybody else involved, including that Nancy
Speaker 1: who was like, seemed like the nicest Jewish mom.
Speaker 2: But Alison else has hw you up. She hit you up.
Speaker 2: And we've told that story many times. But in case
Speaker 2: you're new to our podcast, Stephanie was full on recruited
Speaker 2: to be in that coul Oh.
Speaker 1: She wanted me to get a branding so bad and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, Alison, no, I'm for real though,
Speaker 1: for people that don't know.
Speaker 2: She really did, like she dmmed her on Twitter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then she really lunch, which is a compliment. She
Speaker 2: thought you were like important enough to DM. I get
Speaker 2: a DM from her.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I'm trying to remember if I was. I
Speaker 1: don't think I was even doing parental discretion, so I
Speaker 1: don't know that I was.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was. She knew you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she found me and I was remember that.
Speaker 1: I was so like, oh my god, this woman's like
Speaker 1: an actual actress, like she was. She's from Smallville. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of her, but like, oh my god. But
Speaker 1: it sounded and the only reason I had no idea
Speaker 1: it was a cult. It just sounded too much like
Speaker 1: a MLM. Yeah, for sure, I was like just what
Speaker 1: they were discutt women's M.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like to feel the power. No,
Speaker 2: even if it was just like I speak, I'm a
Speaker 2: ted talker, no no interest, like if you want to
Speaker 2: sit around and talk about like you know, Bachelor and Paradise.
Speaker 2: So sure, yeah, which is what we are here.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna shoot this woman and I are not
Speaker 1: going to get along, right, Yes, we are here for that.
Speaker 1: And I do you have any macro notes, because I
Speaker 1: do have one, you go first. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I do. I just I'm going to be now saying like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we deaded that totally.
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't even I didn't even bother to
Speaker 2: look it up like it was. It's not a thing,
Speaker 2: it's not a thing. Just okay, So one of two
Speaker 2: things are true. I know you when I do this
Speaker 2: because my mind works like this because I can't I
Speaker 2: can't fathom the idea that someone's just like serious.
Speaker 1: So either he's crazy or he's joking. He's crazy or
Speaker 1: he's joking.
Speaker 2: That's like that could apply to any of these shows
Speaker 2: even and just like that, the writers are just insanely bad.
Speaker 2: They're kidding and they're trolling us. So, like, what is
Speaker 2: it with Dale? Or is he just malfunctioning? Because remember
Speaker 2: I said he was like AI. He was like an avatar.
Speaker 2: He's like a AI.
Speaker 1: I made a person that's him, and I think he's
Speaker 1: just maybe having a malfunction.
Speaker 2: Are you there? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Yes, I agree. I think you're right, he
Speaker 1: is malfunctioning. That is the only explanation that I that
Speaker 1: sounds correct to me.
Speaker 2: I mean, what is debted?
Speaker 1: So you looked it up, debted d e T T
Speaker 1: E d and it's not a word. Dee b t
Speaker 1: d oh, Like I'm debted to you. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: dead that, Like we debted that, what is it? But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean anything? And Kat told us it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean anything. It's not even it's not even in the
Speaker 1: kids like vernacular. It's not a thing. He just made
Speaker 1: it up. And then on Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not there. He's trying to make something happen.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing. And then yeah, I.
Speaker 1: I don't because he's malfunctioning because chat GPT told his
Speaker 1: algorithm or I don't know, told like his tried to
Speaker 1: program him.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: This is the only thing I could think of and
Speaker 1: it just did it wrong or you know how you know,
Speaker 1: we did an episode about this for bord af Patreon,
Speaker 1: but it was probably chat GPT or the you know,
Speaker 1: the AI was was malfunctioning, and then they tried to
Speaker 1: tell him it's a thing. So when his whatever he
Speaker 1: is was like, no, but I don't think that's.
Speaker 2: A thing, they were like, yes, it is, right, So
Speaker 2: he just well, there's different definitions. I went to something
Speaker 2: called swoon dot com and everybody's asking, They're like, what
Speaker 2: did he debit it? Did he dead it? Did you
Speaker 2: have you know?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Dedit?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Says the shut it down definition provides, so it means
Speaker 2: shut it down. I debted it. But why oh like,
Speaker 2: oh I know, like I dead.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm thinking like I debdit it like d
Speaker 1: ea D like I made it dead, like we moved on.
Speaker 2: Oh that is what he meant, because later that is
Speaker 2: what he was saying. I deaded it. I made it dead,
Speaker 2: because later he said something was dead. He used that
Speaker 2: term exactly later in the episode. So he's saying, I
Speaker 2: debtit it, so everyone else thought it was debt d
Speaker 2: e BT, but it's not. Yeah, oh my god, well
Speaker 2: now we know.
Speaker 1: See y'all get is idioms by the Free Dictionary to
Speaker 1: reject or abandon someone, especially a lover or romantic partner.
Speaker 1: I debit it, yes, and one of the comments, so
Speaker 1: he means I ended it with her, but he didn't.
Speaker 1: He just want to choose her.
Speaker 2: Somebody is talking in this article like we are about
Speaker 2: d e BT, and someone of the comments is like,
Speaker 2: are you you for real? He was saying deadit d
Speaker 2: e A d.
Speaker 1: Debdit it situation yelling at us, which I don't appreciate you.
Speaker 2: I know it's all in real time. As in the
Speaker 2: situation with Ali, Joe was dead because he dismissed it
Speaker 2: from going any further. Lol. Dale is quite a clown,
Speaker 2: so I guess there's nothing to feel bad about. LOL.
Speaker 2: Are you really laughing in this writing this comment? You're
Speaker 2: just laughing out loud the whole time. So you're sitting
Speaker 2: at work commenting on whatever swoon dot com is. You're
Speaker 2: just sitting here and you're like, at work, I'm just
Speaker 2: I just want to I'm just kind of pushing back
Speaker 2: on the l O L, falling on floor, laughing and
Speaker 2: pounding to on floor. Are you well?
Speaker 1: I have to tell you that I get in sometimes
Speaker 1: on Reddit. I'll say something and people love to come
Speaker 1: back at you with like, are you for real right now?
Speaker 1: Like what an idiot? Like it's it's this or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then if you write back and go, hey, relax,
Speaker 1: I was just like responding to the poster or whatever,
Speaker 1: then you'll just get downvoted.
Speaker 2: Then you come back and you've got like ten down votes.
Speaker 2: You can't win, can't.
Speaker 1: So I guess not knowing right off the bat, that
Speaker 1: he that Dalement deaded it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But it was so funny, so hard until the end.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just like, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: is so it's he's he's horrible.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 1: He's just not he's not a human. You're right, he's
Speaker 1: not a human. He's just like a little robot and
Speaker 1: he doesn't understand. There's certain words and things that he can't.
Speaker 1: You can't process everything like chat GPT right, you can't process.
Speaker 1: He hasn't learned certain things that he like. What if
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I like your idea, you're wonderful. Can
Speaker 1: you tell me more about yourself? So I may respond
Speaker 1: in full that's what he's doing.
Speaker 2: That's what he's doing. Okay, My macro note happens right
Speaker 2: at the beginning, and it's jacket tick jack, you tick
Speaker 2: tongue and down jacket Tag has got his tongue out
Speaker 2: and he is ready to put that tongue wherever Jacita
Speaker 2: can get it. Oh god, yeah, yeah, and ive it.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love jet And I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: something this is a macro before then we'll get into it.
Speaker 2: I have been sleeping on Keith. You are totally right
Speaker 2: about him. I just did. I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: totally see it, but now I see it. Would you do? Yess.
Speaker 2: He's just funny. He's funny. It's like he gets it
Speaker 2: and he's in on the joke like Leslie. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he's like kind of cute and sweet. Right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I don't know that I would like, I don't
Speaker 2: know that he could replace the Estradle. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Listen. I don't mean to be gross, but
Speaker 2: like this is just what we talk about. Jack ta
Speaker 2: Jiktik would know about Estradyle. This is a.
Speaker 1: Podcast by adults, for adults, and by adults.
Speaker 2: We being like over forty seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna this is like listen when we cover
Speaker 1: the Golden Bachelor, like we mean business, Like we're covering
Speaker 1: the Golden Bachelor, like.
Speaker 2: We understand everything they're going through, except not exactly. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 2: so by the way, it took three minutes of nonsense
Speaker 2: and like the song They'll almost Parent, you know, the
Speaker 2: Paradise song. I looked at the thing and it was
Speaker 2: three minutes before we actually started the show. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just want you to know that. Yeah's it's not I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: there's so much filler in this thing. But it was
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it this. It
Speaker 2: was entertaining. It's more entertaining than a lot of the
Speaker 2: stuff that we do. As you pointed out to us earlier,
Speaker 2: it is. I agree, I love it. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: It's as far as like reality TV entertainment goes.
Speaker 2: Could it be better? Could they be? Could they be?
Speaker 1: But you know what the thing is, I do okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, I have a macro note that is
Speaker 1: not happened yet, but I don't But when they okay,
Speaker 1: so they do the scenes from you know, coming up
Speaker 1: this season, and at first I was getting really annoyed,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, you know what this show
Speaker 1: needs that I'm here for. I'm here for making their
Speaker 1: like be a monetary prize, like giving it some steaks.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I like the steaks. I don't
Speaker 2: like that. I don't think I even knew that. But
Speaker 2: what I was I was going to say that, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of people, including myself, at first, were complaining
Speaker 2: that it was a little too slick, a little love Island,
Speaker 2: but it has really stayed away from that. Other than
Speaker 2: the packaging of them, you know, looking better slow mo,
Speaker 2: just kind of slicking it up a little, which isn't
Speaker 2: the worst thing. I guess they have kept it pretty
Speaker 2: on theme on brand, like it feels pretty bad. You know,
Speaker 2: they did a lot. I've done a lot of animal
Speaker 2: reaction shots. They're they're keeping it pretty silly trying, and
Speaker 2: I like, I like that, and I've lastly, I'm elo elliing.
Speaker 2: I'm literally I fell off my I was laughing so
Speaker 2: hard that I couldn't see. My eyes got like shut together.
Speaker 2: I got well, I fell off my couch and I
Speaker 2: live alone. So Monroe does have this little thing around
Speaker 2: his neck. When he knows there's issue, he pushes a
Speaker 2: button at nine one one is call. I did have
Speaker 2: to go to the hospital, like because I was rolling
Speaker 2: on the floor laughing and then I hit a few
Speaker 2: walls and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard at this age. I wonder if
Speaker 1: you have a case against the producers of Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 1: I mean, they can't be making it that benny, that
Speaker 1: people are hurting themselves laughing. I bet you a lot
Speaker 1: of people on Reddit and you know in comment sections
Speaker 1: could have a case. I could be like a personal
Speaker 1: injury attorney. That's to do like a class action or something. Hey,
Speaker 1: who here watched the button?
Speaker 2: Did you think it was really funny when April said
Speaker 2: she was a cat? Because I did, and I laughed
Speaker 2: so hard. I rolled around, I rolled off my balcony.
Speaker 2: It was super dangerous. I can't. I mean, honestly, she
Speaker 2: did say that. By the way, she's resting her head
Speaker 2: on Jonathan's chest, which is making me feel uncomfort I
Speaker 2: don't know about you, because I think some people, but
Speaker 2: some people might be like, go girl, go get it.
Speaker 2: Guys do that shit all the time. Go get it.
Speaker 2: It's part of me.
Speaker 1: Doesn't make it right that it's not wrong, It just
Speaker 1: might be weird uncomfortable. Well, I'll tell you why I
Speaker 1: felt uncomfortable, And yes, am I taking the chance that
Speaker 1: I'm going to feel the wrath of one of April's
Speaker 1: longtime friends. Sure behind the curtain, Okay, it's just a
Speaker 1: tiny little backstory on our show. When we first started
Speaker 1: the very first Golden Bachelor with Gary who always should
Speaker 1: have pronounced Jerry one Gary. When when we were covering that,
Speaker 1: we did a cast roast and we did a deep
Speaker 1: dive on April and we did uncover some like kind
Speaker 1: of crazy stuff and we read, uh, what do you
Speaker 1: call it? Reviews from Amazon? Because April wrote a book
Speaker 1: about a relationship with Frankie Valley. This woman was genuinely
Speaker 1: obsessed with Frankie Valley. Now, one could argue that he
Speaker 1: groomed her at a young age. It's a pretty crazy story,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't feel groomed. So is it for us
Speaker 1: to say, well, he was basically disgusting in a pedophile.
Speaker 1: I mean, she spent her entire life being in love
Speaker 1: with this guy. I found it to be disturbing that
Speaker 1: she's has definitely has an obsessive personality. And then I
Speaker 1: thought it was like a little bit disturbing that like, wow,
Speaker 1: and this lady is on this show, what if she
Speaker 1: becomes really hooked on Gary. Then we started getting some
Speaker 1: pushback from literal friends friends of April FOAs. Yes we
Speaker 1: did that were that were saying what we were saying
Speaker 1: is true, right.
Speaker 2: They were mad at us, they were. We got one
Speaker 2: from her sister. Remember, we got a message from her
Speaker 2: sister that didn't was not mad at us. I remember
Speaker 2: it really well, and I don't know why we didn't
Speaker 2: talk about it more because we got from someone claiming
Speaker 2: to be her sister. Oh that said that she was obsessive, yeah,
Speaker 2: or something. I don't know if it was obsessive, but
Speaker 2: you know, she wasn't mad at us.
Speaker 1: Well, there was a one that was that was like,
Speaker 1: how dare you? She's a great lady.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I've blocked all that out and
Speaker 2: she can't. She is a great lady. She's also and
Speaker 2: these times this doesn't make her not a great lady.
Speaker 2: She is hyper sexual, almost to the point where it's
Speaker 2: like a little embarrassing. But you know, I mean, like
Speaker 2: I said, let your freak flag fly. If it was
Speaker 2: you know, Pascal or someone doing it, we wouldn't bad
Speaker 2: an eye. But it's if it's Pascal being all cute
Speaker 2: and charming and super sexual and he was hitting on
Speaker 2: one of the young youngs. I love that, And I
Speaker 2: wouldn't like it if it was Pascal at all. I mean,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't love it. But I think there's something about
Speaker 2: it with it being this being a much older woman,
Speaker 2: like how old is she? You want seventy? I can't
Speaker 2: sell anyone, okay, and he's like in his twenty Yeah.
Speaker 1: I totally do understand what you're saying I'm not sure
Speaker 1: to be like obtoose, like, yes, I get the fact
Speaker 1: that if it was a guy, we would bat an
Speaker 1: eye less. We would be like, oh, yeah, well he
Speaker 1: he's gross. He likes much of the women. But we
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like, oh my god, that's crazy right.
Speaker 2: Exactly because we just don't see it as much. There's
Speaker 2: something a little off about her, but I kind of
Speaker 2: likes my issue. She doesn't give a fuck, she'll fuck
Speaker 2: anybody in front of a camera. I mean, it's definitely
Speaker 2: an interesting choice to have her on the show She's
Speaker 2: got TV. Yeah, is Jonathan uncomfortable because I can't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think he's maybe so nice that he's just like whatever.
Speaker 1: He likes him older, so whatever. He kind of into it,
Speaker 1: though I can't tell. I think he's not into it.
Speaker 1: I think he knows that it's kind of funny, okay,
Speaker 1: and he's respectful. Actually he's not like okay, like he's
Speaker 1: being nice about it. He's totally being nice about it.
Speaker 1: And my feelings about him from last week when he
Speaker 1: was I felt kind of being weird to Jill and
Speaker 1: like really pushy about that Rose. I kind of that
Speaker 1: was tempered Now by his being respectful and kind of
Speaker 1: sweet to April, right, especially when she's like ever owned
Speaker 1: a cat? He asked if she'd own a cat, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I am. She says, I'm I'm a cat.
Speaker 1: That she's like, she's like leaning into him and like
Speaker 1: hanging on him.
Speaker 2: I was getting a little weird feeling about it. I
Speaker 2: didn't love it. And he's trying not to be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: don't do that. But then she's like she grabs his hand.
Speaker 1: She's just really touchy, touchy, touchy, and she grabs his
Speaker 1: hand and she's like, I'll never hurt you unless I
Speaker 1: guess do.
Speaker 2: Oh so Jack attack is getting upset. He's weird. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh man, I die tounged her and now she's doing
Speaker 2: all this and I tongued her. It's yih, you want
Speaker 2: a burgery, dick.
Speaker 1: I just put my tongue down her throat thing. And
Speaker 1: next thing you know, she's over here with Jonathan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the poor thing. I we love Jack, we want him
Speaker 1: there forever. And then he says he's like a kinky
Speaker 1: like de It, kinky like Deck.
Speaker 2: He says something about being kinky, which I didn't really
Speaker 2: want to think about but I I was just gonna say, I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to think about like my grandpa being kinky.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, he's not that much older
Speaker 1: than me.
Speaker 2: He's not our grandpa. He's like ten years older. He's
Speaker 2: like our brother. Yeah, like our older brother exactly, and
Speaker 2: not even that much honestly, Like, what is he maybe
Speaker 2: sixty four? Oh my god, he could totally you could
Speaker 2: totally date Jack. But Aagel's out of control. She's like,
Speaker 2: you're hilarious, Jonathan. She keeps saying that, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: did he say? That was hilarious? I hate that, you know.
Speaker 2: That's such a pet peeve. M Oh my god, you're
Speaker 2: so funny. It's like he literally didn't even speak right right,
Speaker 2: And then he says in a confessional, is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can take a lot of blows. I feel like
Speaker 2: that was supposed to be a blowjob joke. It's just kidding.
Speaker 2: He says that.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I mean, you know, April is interesting.
Speaker 1: I can take a lot of blows.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's not do that, guys, let's not. It's enough.
Speaker 1: It's enough that we've got a lot of older people
Speaker 1: possibly being very, very sexual and a lot of younger
Speaker 1: people being very dumb.
Speaker 2: We don't need like just need it. No, we don't
Speaker 2: need it.
Speaker 1: All right, So Leslie uh decides that she's going to
Speaker 1: make everybody get in the pool do water aerobics. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's going to do an exercise class. But guess what.
Speaker 1: People are into this. Somebody at one point is like,
Speaker 1: this is my favorite week ever. This is the best
Speaker 1: time I've had here. Leslie makes it. I think better.
Speaker 2: You said that a youngie. And then Hannah shows up
Speaker 2: and says one word because she has to get paid
Speaker 2: that week. Yep, why is she there? Where's wells? Like
Speaker 2: you know what? Why? And she says she looks very
Speaker 2: pretty in her like stupid out And then she's like,
Speaker 2: this is fun. I'm really loving this. Okay, love them this.
Speaker 1: I I get to just do an exercise class.
Speaker 2: Fun and to a wire you there. So then RJ
Speaker 2: and Natasha we see them chit chatting. They're out on
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: Bad cute, right, they'd have a little kiss, They're drawable.
Speaker 1: I see them together at this moment, at this moment
Speaker 1: in time. He's into her. Remember that on the boat
Speaker 1: ride over, Natasha was like sitting on his lap and
Speaker 1: being super flirty.
Speaker 2: I love her. I did. I have to say I
Speaker 2: didn't remember her from her season. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you forget someone like her? It's
Speaker 2: kind of coming back. I just don't totally. Was she
Speaker 2: not on long? She must have gone home early. I
Speaker 2: think you're right, she's fabulous. I love her. So then
Speaker 2: now all of a sudden, you hear a xylophone and
Speaker 2: I kind of loved where this went actually, because you
Speaker 2: think it's going to be some dumb thing they all
Speaker 2: have to do together, but really it's just a celebration
Speaker 2: of Gary two point zero arriving. And I just think that, like, see,
Speaker 2: we've got to give the producers that, like they went
Speaker 2: all out here. Oh my god, there's all this fanfare.
Speaker 1: There's like dancers, there's there's that kind of music that
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it's called. It's like very airy.
Speaker 2: Do do do do do? Yeah, it's like droppable. It's
Speaker 2: like island music.
Speaker 1: Yes, island music with little xylophone keys.
Speaker 2: And and then the the an sus An suv pulls.
Speaker 1: Up and you see feet and it's Gary and it's
Speaker 1: Gary two point oh, and he's so cute. He does
Speaker 1: a little dance and he calls it Garadyce, which normally
Speaker 1: that would bug me, but not with him.
Speaker 2: You know how I get sometimes, Stephanie. Here's a little
Speaker 2: peak behind the curtain. Stephanie gets I don't want to say,
Speaker 2: upset about this, but maybe a little annoyed at my
Speaker 2: like how excited and effusive I am for the Goldens.
Speaker 1: I get really cury eyed very quickly with them.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm going through some stuff, and so
Speaker 2: it's happening again. I was like, I got to pull back.
Speaker 2: She's going to get so annoyed because I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm loving Gary. I love all of them.
Speaker 2: I just want to spend the rest of my life
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 1: So funny because I have such different my feelings are
Speaker 1: so different about.
Speaker 2: Like and that that makes the world.
Speaker 1: Go round, right, of course I find Gary to be
Speaker 1: so disingenuous. Yeah, I find him to be just it's
Speaker 1: really annoying. I think he's not really paying attention. He's
Speaker 1: just I think he's very kind of into himself and
Speaker 1: like his effect on women, and I don't like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't love the fact that you know, he made a beelde.
Speaker 2: I don't know we'll get a little start aware. I
Speaker 2: just I totally get what you're saying. And they showed
Speaker 2: that they really had fun in the editing with that,
Speaker 2: because he's like, he's very he gives you the scientology stare. Yes,
Speaker 2: he's like, you're going to feel like the most important,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't totally you're right. And then it showed
Speaker 2: him in the confessional cleaning his glassy he's in here's
Speaker 2: my take on Gary. He's just a big nerd. So
Speaker 2: he's trying he read something about how to get the
Speaker 2: girl because he doesn't really totally great at that, so
Speaker 2: he's just making eye contact. I still give him. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to tarnish his shine. That's fine.
Speaker 1: But it was something about the thing that we talk
Speaker 1: about all the time, which is like, you might as
Speaker 1: well go for the really good looking ones because a
Speaker 1: lot of times the nerds end up fucking you over.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what we're dealing with. I think
Speaker 1: Leslie probably thinks she's doing the right thing by like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to like a nice guy. Gary
Speaker 1: is a nice guy and that's like going to be
Speaker 1: good for me, and I don't know if it will.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that will be what she thinks.
Speaker 2: It's going to be almost scared with that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, all right, Okay, so he's real hyped up,
Speaker 1: by the way.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, this is.
Speaker 1: When Kathy is this the body shot moment. So for
Speaker 1: some reason, Kathy has never done a body shot. Now,
Speaker 1: let's think about this for a second. How old is Kathy?
Speaker 2: What I mean, do we know is she I'm gonna
Speaker 2: guess seventy sixty yearly seventies. Yeah, so then when would
Speaker 2: high school be for you? This is hard for me.
Speaker 2: So if high school for me and high school for
Speaker 2: her was late sixty, she's like, she's like fifteen years old.
Speaker 2: So yeah, she would have done a body shot? Is
Speaker 2: by just now I did the math. I just don't
Speaker 2: see that even if she had never done one, she'd
Speaker 2: never heard of one. Like that's crazy to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Kathy were definitely having some sort of like wanting to
Speaker 2: have some sort of awakening because you know, she had
Speaker 2: like a bunch of light plastic surgery. I think she
Speaker 2: just really wants to experience all the things. That's right.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done a body shot? Yeah? Of course,
Speaker 2: of course, Like of course, So then okay, so c
Speaker 2: k is being cute. He's like, oh, I'm here, forty
Speaker 2: lays down, yeah, ready, yep.
Speaker 1: He puts a lime in his mouth and Kathy just
Speaker 1: like lays on his body, does the shot, and then
Speaker 1: the kisses him for the line.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Leslie is kind of like telling her what
Speaker 2: to do. And I had one of those moments and
Speaker 2: this was this is a macro because it's throughout the
Speaker 2: whole thing. Leslie is too young for the other She
Speaker 2: comes off like she should and she even says that
Speaker 2: about herself. She's like, it's so weird. I don't see
Speaker 2: myself like I feel like I could be with them,
Speaker 2: with the younger people, because she does come off like
Speaker 2: the younger people. She does. She doesn't like. She's our hero.
Speaker 2: We so obsessed with.
Speaker 1: Her and she deserves all the happiness, which is why
Speaker 1: I'm not like super excited about.
Speaker 2: Captain Kim or God, Captain get to that. We'll get
Speaker 2: to that, I mean when I get to that. Okay,
Speaker 2: so well does pop up before that and he's like
Speaker 2: a hell again. He's like, I don't know why I
Speaker 2: made him sound like that. Oh hey, is that like
Speaker 2: the opposite of that? Who's the guy who is the guy.
Speaker 1: He's the blonde guy and he was in like the
Speaker 1: movie with Barbar Streisian.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Chris Christofferson. No, it's not that one,
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, the mirror.
Speaker 1: He's always the one that goes, oh yeah, I made
Speaker 1: I made Wells sound like that.
Speaker 2: No reason can we do that?
Speaker 1: As Wells is so much cooler than Wells though, Why
Speaker 1: is he there?
Speaker 2: Why is that happening? Okay, a hell, hey, Everyboddy So okay.
Speaker 2: Somebody says, oh, yeah, I think Gary is watching the
Speaker 2: body shot and he's he's like, he's so nerdy. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh brother, I don't I've never seen this was crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then Jesse shows up and gives Gary the date card.
Speaker 1: As I think you were about to say, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is why.
Speaker 2: Are they all there? Hannah and Wells and Jesse.
Speaker 1: I don't know that somebody should do. Here's what they
Speaker 1: should do. And people are going to disagree with me
Speaker 1: on that and this, and I don't care. I really
Speaker 1: don't care. Just have Jesse the reason for Jesse to
Speaker 1: be there. Just have Jesse be the host as the bartender. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't need that many scenes with a bartender anyway
Speaker 1: you need like once in a while, So that's what
Speaker 1: he could do. It could be like come out from
Speaker 1: behind the bar, give a date card out, and then
Speaker 1: you could kind of keep it like I've been watching
Speaker 1: all the festivities, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Am totally down for that. Or if you just want
Speaker 2: to keep wells, keep wells, but you definitely don't need another.
Speaker 2: That was a real fail. I bet they're all looking
Speaker 2: at their money. They're looking at the finances right now,
Speaker 2: and they're like, what did we pay? The line producer
Speaker 2: is so mad right now.
Speaker 1: The line producer's like, I told you we don't need
Speaker 1: this line of item in the budget.
Speaker 2: Just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so Jesse he gets the gate Craig iss
Speaker 1: a dance card.
Speaker 2: So that's cute, and April skulks on over. She's ready, Yeah,
Speaker 2: get first, doesn't she? Yeah? And he gets like this.
Speaker 1: He goes like this. He sits with Lusty and he
Speaker 1: goes like this, Hey tell me about Leslie. I've seen you,
Speaker 1: I've watched you. Who are you? Who's Leslie?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I had full body I had douch chills from that
Speaker 1: Who's Leslie?
Speaker 2: Huh? She seemed to mind it. I don't sure what's
Speaker 2: going on with her, because why is she into him?
Speaker 1: Then he goes and talks to Natasha and Natasha is
Speaker 1: totally smitten. And I was like, Natasha, what about r J.
Speaker 1: You were laying on his lap, you were sitting on
Speaker 1: a david with him. You guys just exchanged a kiss.
Speaker 1: And now you're like yeah. She's like, hey, oh who's Natasha?
Speaker 1: Tell me about Natasha? Well, Natasha loves dancing. Dancing is
Speaker 1: her superpower? And then yeah, he goes, what do you
Speaker 1: mean when you say superpower? It's like he's that guy.
Speaker 1: You're like, this means something I like to do. You
Speaker 1: know what that means?
Speaker 2: It don't actually mean that I have some kind of
Speaker 2: radiation that comes out of me that I got from
Speaker 2: a spider that makes me dance. What is it you
Speaker 2: mean by dance? You know, just like move my body?
Speaker 2: Or what is Natasha? When she thinks about body? What
Speaker 2: is she me? What is a body? To Natasha? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, my stomach hurts. I don't I didn't like,
Speaker 2: I didn't get bit by a spider. What if she
Speaker 2: was like, oh my gosh, I'm so glad you asked.
Speaker 2: Nobody ever believes me when I tell them this. I
Speaker 2: got bit by a radioactive spider, obviously, and it gives
Speaker 2: me powers like what like no one has ever asked this.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for paying attention to me. I
Speaker 2: can't fly, I can see through stuff. I don't use
Speaker 2: it very often. Mostly I just use it to dance. Mostly.
Speaker 1: The way use the way uh it comes across is
Speaker 1: like really good dancing.
Speaker 2: But I didn't have that before I got bitten.
Speaker 3: So and then yeah, I mean I've always been like
Speaker 3: an okay dancer, but then I got bitten by this
Speaker 3: spider and that people were just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you should go on one of those Like so you
Speaker 3: think you could dance shows?
Speaker 2: She's like, I have, I've won. It's like, no, tell
Speaker 2: me when you say spider, Natasha, do you mean what
Speaker 2: do you mean? She's like, you know, eight legged insects?
Speaker 2: What is it called? Like a ractive a raknid? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know like that. Now Natasha's like, let me look
Speaker 2: into one of your eight eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just for some reason, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: a little behind because I still have Leslie and Gary,
Speaker 1: but you already we already did all that. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the three Grands I do feel you're going to
Speaker 1: come for me for this because I believe Leslie.
Speaker 2: I think she's wonderful. But when she says the following words,
Speaker 2: I kind of didn't buy it. Okay, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a grandmother of three, they are my life. I
Speaker 2: don't feel they are. It doesn't mean that she doesn't
Speaker 2: love her grandkids, right, I think she truly loves her grandkids.
Speaker 2: But I don't think she's the kind of person that's
Speaker 2: like always whipping out their pictures, which is great, great
Speaker 2: for me, it's fine.
Speaker 1: You know. I think if you're sitting next to her
Speaker 1: on a plane, she's not going to be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I must show you my grandkids. They're my life.
Speaker 1: I think she would talk about Prince, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: I just I'm not saying, and you know, coming from me,
Speaker 2: it's not a bad thing. It's not bad or good
Speaker 2: like people are how they are. But I just don't
Speaker 2: think I think she said that because that's what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to say, I especially to someone like Gary two
Speaker 2: point zero, because remember he's kind of religious. Yes, don't forget, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got that going on, Big Cross all that. So
Speaker 2: she and she's Jewish.
Speaker 1: I just remember that I don't think that Gary is
Speaker 1: her person, and I would like for Gary to pay
Speaker 1: a little more attention to Natasha, who truly likes him
Speaker 1: as stop spawning over the younger, pretty lady. It's right
Speaker 1: for you either or Gary. She's not gonna be She's
Speaker 1: not your person. She's she's not it. She's much funnier
Speaker 1: than he is. He's very serious. He's very serious.
Speaker 2: He can be funny, he can be cute, but like, okay,
Speaker 2: now we have the cuteness. But then we have to
Speaker 2: go over to see Jeremy making out with Bailey, and
Speaker 2: I was so grossed out by the noises they were making.
Speaker 2: She noticed that they're slurping.
Speaker 1: This is my note, I wrote, Jeremy and Bailey are
Speaker 1: making out on a couch and it's gross.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I wrote, being it's so gross. What
Speaker 2: was that?
Speaker 1: It's just because we need to set up this whole
Speaker 1: thing with Bailey and Jeremy so that we can find
Speaker 1: so that Bailey can find out later that he tried
Speaker 1: to call Susie right and be upset. So we need
Speaker 1: to always show them making out and her being into
Speaker 1: him and tolerating his abuse. We're not physical shaming on
Speaker 1: the show. We're not doing it with old or young's.
Speaker 2: But I will say that, like, I'm concerned about Jeremy
Speaker 2: just based on what he looks like. I think he
Speaker 2: does need to go get, like to urgent care and
Speaker 2: get I think he's very dehydrated and sunburned and this
Speaker 2: could not end well. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: He yes, yeah, maybe it's something with like maybe the
Speaker 1: steroids are not mixing well with the sun.
Speaker 2: And he always what, yeah, I think it is. I
Speaker 2: mean it's well, it's not good or not lack of
Speaker 2: sleep or something.
Speaker 1: He does not look fresh, m sorry or young.
Speaker 2: He looks older than some of the olds.
Speaker 1: He really truly does, and I don't I don't buy
Speaker 1: that he wasn't originally, Like maybe they just didn't have
Speaker 1: enough people for the Golden like the years sixty. So
Speaker 1: could you just pretend to be like thirty.
Speaker 2: I can do it. I'll duh, I'll do Okay, So
Speaker 2: then now we have Dale and.
Speaker 1: Kat uh okay, I this this was my favorite storyline.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was so weird you didn't like it. This
Speaker 2: is when they're laying around, right, This is the big converse.
Speaker 2: This is the this is the ideat it? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're laying around, and so she asked him like you
Speaker 2: would hey, you know that because she's thinking out loud,
Speaker 2: she's sort of thinking, well, what if other guys came?
Speaker 2: Would I be interested if new women came? What's he
Speaker 2: going to do? Because the women have the roses anyway,
Speaker 2: so whatever, So she as she's all comfortable with them
Speaker 2: and asks like she's like, with Ali Joe, you didn't
Speaker 2: kiss her outside of the kissing booth? Did you? And
Speaker 2: he goes into that thing that guys do is just like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry what they try to buy themselves time? Yes,
Speaker 2: you know what she fucking said. So uh then he's like,
Speaker 2: what I don't want to yeah, okay one time, but I.
Speaker 1: Dutted it, I doutted it, I do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which okay.
Speaker 1: So this whole time I was really like, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 2: I put it on like I put it on my.
Speaker 1: Iou like I really, I truly and truly didn't know
Speaker 1: what he meant because I tried to look up deaded
Speaker 1: it as we talked about already, and I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, he's just trying to make
Speaker 1: a new thing happen.
Speaker 2: You were closer than I was because I had spelled
Speaker 2: it out, dutted, du tted, so I had dutted it
Speaker 2: because he says it with a little valet, right, I
Speaker 2: got that I do it. So she's like, Okay, I'm saying,
Speaker 2: my pink flags are turning red. Everyone is really trying
Speaker 2: to get their shit in there. My pink flags are
Speaker 2: red now because he did it.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is, if you remember an episode ago,
Speaker 1: he was all over Ellie Joe and in all of
Speaker 1: the like, she's going to be irritated Kat when she
Speaker 1: sees the playback because he's not acting like he's really
Speaker 1: for sure with Kat, He's acting like he's deciding. He
Speaker 1: keeps telling Ellie Joe how gorgeous she is, and he
Speaker 1: keeps going like, yeah, we really hit it off, Like
Speaker 1: you know, she's so pretty, She's just really my type.
Speaker 1: I just really like her. He spends a lot of
Speaker 1: time with her, but then when he's with Kat he
Speaker 1: acts totally differently. She has absolutely every right to be asking.
Speaker 2: This sorry and keep making that little son because Monroe's
Speaker 2: doing weird things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so's he says, yeah, adaed it, and then she says, uh, well, I.
Speaker 2: Kind of wish you would have told me that, and
Speaker 2: I was on her side.
Speaker 1: I wish you would have told me that, because it's
Speaker 1: not going to feel great when I watch it back
Speaker 1: and he just goes, I told you I deabed it.
Speaker 2: I told you. Yes, he's out of control. Like I said,
Speaker 2: he's malfunctioning. He's very cold now, and now he's getting mad.
Speaker 2: He's like mad at her for just asking a question,
Speaker 2: which is not a good sign. That guy is like,
Speaker 2: he's controlling, he can't communicate. He's not the right guy
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 1: No, he's awful. And I told you this from the
Speaker 1: first time we saw him on our screens. He does
Speaker 1: this thing where he's just he does he has he's
Speaker 1: dead dead, he deaded his eyes. He just stares off
Speaker 1: into the distance with no expression on his face while
Speaker 1: people are talking to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's not a million miles away. He's a bot.
Speaker 1: Well, they should have made the bought they should program
Speaker 1: it to like make eye contact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't it. Don't worry. They're working on it,
Speaker 2: and they're working on podcast bots. Oh my god, you
Speaker 2: know they are who knows. Maybe we are we don't
Speaker 2: even know it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Hopefully, hopefully they can make it even better than what
Speaker 1: we're doing.
Speaker 2: Impossible. So he's all mad, kind of stops off and
Speaker 2: he's getting.
Speaker 1: Mad and her for being upset. And also another red
Speaker 1: flag is he keeps telling the birds to shut up.
Speaker 2: I know. She's like, don't say that to the birds.
Speaker 2: He's like they're being lowed. At first, I thought it
Speaker 2: was kind of funny, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's really being a dick. He really is. He does
Speaker 2: it like several times.
Speaker 1: It's not like one time where he's like all right,
Speaker 1: already with the birds, He's like, shut.
Speaker 2: Up, shut up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's do so Ken johns to the bar to
Speaker 1: talk to Jonathan.
Speaker 2: He's ready to swoop in it says in his Chiron,
Speaker 2: which is funny. Yeah, not lol, but like, okay, guys,
Speaker 2: they're trying silly and yeah, so j Men's.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, you know, you know, you gotta do
Speaker 1: you really got to have like mutual respect and honesty.
Speaker 2: He's so manipulative though, so bad, and he also like fake.
Speaker 2: He tries to act like everything she says is so
Speaker 2: funny that he laughs really hard because he thinks that'll
Speaker 2: make it feel like they're laughing a lot together, that
Speaker 2: is the guy you choose, but they're not really. She's
Speaker 2: not really laughing, like you're just doing a weird thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I noticed. I'm onto you, Jonathan. I don't just like you.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, you're not my type if
Speaker 2: you're listening, but I am onto you. So a little
Speaker 2: bit of.
Speaker 1: Cat's crazy is starting to leak through here because she
Speaker 1: goes into her spiel that she it started to spiral her.
Speaker 2: Remember last time when she just kept going, it's my birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love Paradise.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I really need someone to prove they
Speaker 1: care about me, like I need to feel safe, like
Speaker 1: they need to always be proven, always be proven.
Speaker 2: Well she's definitely not getting that here, and that's it's
Speaker 2: kind of fun to watch, except well we know where
Speaker 2: that goes. So now Gary and Leslie they're going to
Speaker 2: go on their dates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Gary, Gary's Chiron says. Gary says took all
Speaker 1: his meds.
Speaker 2: Why is that? Maybe it's like viagra, Oh took his
Speaker 2: penis med?
Speaker 3: What have it?
Speaker 1: Just said?
Speaker 2: Took his get hard med. And they're like all right,
Speaker 2: See this is were saying pulled back, but.
Speaker 1: I could imagine that something's been edited, which is Gary
Speaker 1: talking to botox Brian, who's like, eh, botox Brian is
Speaker 1: probably like, yeah, take some fucking erectile mids, right right,
Speaker 1: take it now, put it in her Nobody wants to
Speaker 1: put it in her heart or she even knows what's happening. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they go on their date, and of course there's dancing,
Speaker 1: which is really really cute.
Speaker 2: She's such a good dancer, he's a good dancer.
Speaker 1: And I thought that they had a little kiss and
Speaker 1: it kind of felt a little surprising to me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that she was in damn like that.
Speaker 2: But okay, all right.
Speaker 1: And she's she's being very like not playing games. She's
Speaker 1: putting it out there. She keeps telling him. She makes
Speaker 1: a lot of good eye contact, and she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: really having fun. I'm so glad we're doing this. Like
Speaker 1: and this is the kind of thing that hurts you
Speaker 1: with these nerds that you're like, oh, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 2: I don't have to play games. He likes me, I
Speaker 2: like him.
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna find out that you're gonna get
Speaker 1: burned by that because they're like, oh shit, if I
Speaker 1: could get her, I could get any.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what happens. That's exactly it. So they have it.
Speaker 2: And there's a little another moment too where I hate
Speaker 2: this conversation that Leslie keeps having to have, Like you
Speaker 2: really like to take the lead, don't you like?
Speaker 1: As though it's a bad thing. She almost says, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I've been on my own so long, so I guess
Speaker 2: she says it in a way that's like apologetic, and
Speaker 2: I wish she wouldn't apologize, Like I think it's bad
Speaker 2: ass that you take the lead and take care of
Speaker 2: shit in your life. Yeah, don't you know, Like it's
Speaker 2: okay to lean on someone too, but you don't need to.
Speaker 2: So I wish they'd wish they would lean into that
Speaker 2: a little bit more than just like you got to
Speaker 2: you got somebody, you need someone to take care of you, Leslie. No,
Speaker 2: she doesn't, right, she's good, She's totally cool.
Speaker 1: Let's also not forget that Leslie really was genuinely fucked
Speaker 1: over by Gary. It wasn't one of those things where
Speaker 1: she's kind of delusional or she's just really kind of
Speaker 1: desperate and lonely. No, so he absolutely gas lit her
Speaker 1: and was like you're the what he told her she
Speaker 1: was the one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, told her he loves her.
Speaker 1: He pushed her up against a wall outside of that,
Speaker 1: you know, their date and was like you're it, like
Speaker 1: i've you're you're the one. Of course she was going
Speaker 1: to be totally blindsided. And then when she was like,
Speaker 1: but you literally told me I was the one, he
Speaker 1: tried to backtrack and he made her feel like she's crazy.
Speaker 1: So I can really understand her coming from a more vulnerable,
Speaker 1: like emotional place here, like I do get fucked over
Speaker 1: in love. I agree, and we love her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, I say, before we move on, should we
Speaker 2: keep going with this shit going a little bit? I
Speaker 2: got a lot of notes left.
Speaker 1: But I also wanted to say one quick thing about
Speaker 1: the dancing in the rain. I feel like the camera
Speaker 1: guys and the producers are like jazzing him up, like
Speaker 1: because he does a thing where he like kind of
Speaker 1: dips her and then he winks into the camera with
Speaker 1: a rose stem in his I just think that this
Speaker 1: is partly production going like everybody loves you Gary, They're
Speaker 1: cheesing him you know, they they're he's leaning into it,
Speaker 1: like really, all these ladies like me. They probably told
Speaker 1: him that several of the women were hoping he'd be there,
Speaker 1: and that's why they're making a big entrance for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you were requested. A lot of the women are
Speaker 1: interested in you. I think that's what's going on. Well,
Speaker 1: it's working.
Speaker 2: It's working for the average Joe, I think, and it's
Speaker 2: working for them like they're you know, they are setting
Speaker 2: something up where there's going to be a lot less women.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a whole a lot less men for
Speaker 2: the women. It sucks, which we're going to get to.
Speaker 1: I guess now we could break if you want, because
Speaker 1: now we're going to get into the cocktail party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's break. Let's break. Let's say hi to our
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