Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach.
Speaker 1: Your name's glazed.
Speaker 2: By the great Chris Ray, Gus, Derek black Beat and
Speaker 2: Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some Glazinglady.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm following this fucking page that's like bad Songs
Speaker 3: of the Day. I love this page, but I'm starting
Speaker 3: to realize this guy's like a hipster level of like.
Speaker 1: Like I love Anthony Fantanel friend friend of the show, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: friend of the show vaguely vaguely well again in a while,
Speaker 1: I it's it's I talked to him as it's.
Speaker 3: Like a casual oh hey, or yeah, what's up? You know,
Speaker 3: it's like that anyway. Yeah, this guy's turned into like
Speaker 3: a critique hipster level because it's like bad songs. At first,
Speaker 3: it was just objectively bad songs that we can.
Speaker 1: All laugh at. He doesn't like.
Speaker 3: Now it's it's even bands that are really good, like say,
Speaker 3: for example, Misfits and the song Last Crest, probably one
Speaker 3: of the most famous songs, and he was just like, well,
Speaker 3: the lyrics are just edgy for the sake of being edgy,
Speaker 3: And I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the whole, the whole point of that entire time.
Speaker 1: That song is in a major key, so it sounds
Speaker 1: all upbeat.
Speaker 3: I got something to say, and then all of a
Speaker 3: sudden it goes, you know, I killed a baby today,
Speaker 3: like it's just and then I raped your mother. It's
Speaker 3: so it's supposed to be like, yeah, like what the
Speaker 3: express for back of the day, right, excuse me?
Speaker 1: They hear this? Oh and then but it's just weird
Speaker 1: seeing this and I'm like, you're what is happening right now?
Speaker 1: Like this? It reminds, it reminds.
Speaker 3: You, Like the video essays, We're like, yeah, they're just
Speaker 3: trying to I'm like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: By norm of the North is a misunderstood masterpiece?
Speaker 2: Why why Biles is actually the greatest Star Wars character.
Speaker 2: I watched the throw out video about that, and I
Speaker 2: was just like, I like jar Jar. Also shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up. I commented that because I was like, I
Speaker 2: like jar Jar a lot. I think he's funny a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think he's funny, and he's funny. I think he's
Speaker 2: funny funny.
Speaker 1: But I was also five, wait, so okay, no no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold you so you still think he's funny.
Speaker 2: I enjoy him, but it's nostalgia. I think he I
Speaker 2: think that I.
Speaker 1: Think we could do a show with this person. I think,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think the chaos that jar Jar warts like he
Speaker 2: brings into the series by mistake is laughably funny because
Speaker 2: I love destruction. I like things being destroyed, and I
Speaker 2: think he's not doing it on purpose. I also heard
Speaker 2: the dark jar Jar thing when I was like ten,
Speaker 2: and that ship is cemented in my brain. We're like, look,
Speaker 2: it should have been.
Speaker 3: It is so unreasonably plausible. It's funny that, like, I
Speaker 3: know it's not true. George Lucas himself said no, that
Speaker 3: wasn't what was supposed to happen, even though he did
Speaker 3: say jar Jar is the key it.
Speaker 1: Is that's such a weird thing to say.
Speaker 2: If that's it is a weird that context though, But
Speaker 2: why the context? It was the key to winning the
Speaker 2: interaction the first movie, That's what it was.
Speaker 1: He was the key to all of that. But how
Speaker 1: is that even true?
Speaker 2: He was jar Jar is the one that went on
Speaker 2: the battlefield and stumbled his way into the slaughter.
Speaker 1: You mean like thousands of m I guess, but in that.
Speaker 1: That's why I guess it's in the context. But that's
Speaker 1: so stupid. It only feels good if he intentionally did it.
Speaker 2: You know what, I like the idea of jar Jar
Speaker 2: being a sith. I think it kind of Jarjoris.
Speaker 1: This fucking makes sense, though. I recently, with last year,
Speaker 1: watched these theories.
Speaker 2: Again because I'm like, maybe I was just stupid head dust.
Speaker 1: He dusted off the play.
Speaker 3: But don't you do that sometimes when you're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I haven't heard this in a long time, let me
Speaker 3: make sure this still holds up like I was because
Speaker 3: it was one of those things like maybe I was
Speaker 3: just being really stupid and I got caught up in
Speaker 3: the hype. And then I was watching videos again people
Speaker 3: going over it, and then going and Reddit threads again,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, this still holds up. It actually
Speaker 3: makes much more sense if he was.
Speaker 1: Like, it would be a lot more interesting. It would.
Speaker 1: That's that's kind of the thing about it is that
Speaker 1: like it would actually be like, oh, I would be
Speaker 1: down to see that story.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh it would be insane if like obi
Speaker 2: Wan doesn't end up cutting off Anakin's arms and he
Speaker 2: like detains him and then like Anakin's like in prison
Speaker 2: and jar Jar opens the thing and and he's red eyed.
Speaker 1: And I'm like the thing about Star Wars. Star Wars
Speaker 1: and Harry Potter. Star Wars and Harry Potter are like
Speaker 1: both very adjacent to me as far as like they're
Speaker 1: both like mega successful, but like I don't really quite
Speaker 1: I don't know if I quite understand you, like why,
Speaker 1: Like I get why they're successful, but the degree to
Speaker 1: which they are confuses.
Speaker 2: I get why Star Wars successful the way it is
Speaker 2: because the time it came out, it was like it
Speaker 2: at the time itame.
Speaker 1: Definitely for the original once that came out, absolutely yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean more like the more modern stuff like even
Speaker 1: like the prequels and the sequels and even just like
Speaker 1: the even just the inertia from the original movies that
Speaker 1: were like what from the seventies or eighties? Fifties this year, yeah, seventy.
Speaker 1: I thought you said they were they were in the fifties.
Speaker 1: That dude, they did that in the fifties. How old
Speaker 1: is Mark Hamill? Dude?
Speaker 2: Like Hambill whoa right, he's an ancient person, but he's.
Speaker 1: He's a dadrik prince. Yet No, I've been honestly, I've
Speaker 1: the second I got into the Marathon alpha, I haven't
Speaker 1: touched obliviet at all. I want to get back to it.
Speaker 1: But because Marathon is only here for a little while,
Speaker 1: how long is it? How long is it's like a
Speaker 1: week or two, which is still long, but like you know,
Speaker 1: once that's over, I'll have like months to play Oblivion.
Speaker 1: Why didn't anybody tell me that it was one hundred
Speaker 1: fucking gigs to install? Oh yeah, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this call of duty? What's happening? Well? Gigabytes? Now?
Speaker 1: Is it that? Like that's the new thirty games? I
Speaker 1: guess so.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I'm so I feel like it made it. I
Speaker 3: feel aged, like I mean, because I just.
Speaker 1: Kind of like inflation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I feel surprised though, Why do I
Speaker 3: keep getting surprised?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, what is this?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, like I was thinking since it elden
Speaker 3: Ring was only like eighty or something or something like that, it.
Speaker 1: Was much less in the very beginning.
Speaker 3: It was probably like half that and when it first
Speaker 3: dropped maybe and I was like, but that was again
Speaker 3: another one of their selling points of like looking from.
Speaker 1: Software they they don't have.
Speaker 3: They're not packing infinity billions of dollars to make this
Speaker 3: look as good as possible, because.
Speaker 1: It's not the point. It's true call of duty where
Speaker 1: I feel like I was like, hey, guys, you could
Speaker 1: half this.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't work on that game, and they're like,
Speaker 2: they just don't compress it. Yeah, that is like a
Speaker 2: few of our friends work on that game, and they're like,
Speaker 2: they just don't compress that.
Speaker 1: They don't compress specifically the audio.
Speaker 2: Even the rigs that they give them to use a
Speaker 2: dude to state there, like it's screaming because there's so
Speaker 2: much shit on this.
Speaker 3: It's still like Enemy UAV online. And then that's like
Speaker 3: fucking twenty gigs right there, just that audio.
Speaker 1: That audio to be fair, the audio to be fair,
Speaker 1: to call dutey. The audio quality is pretty immaculate, but
Speaker 1: it is also forty gigs a syllable, so maybe relax
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: The sound of the dogs mar g four gigs and
Speaker 2: you're like this is in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's especially you don't ever feel like picking those
Speaker 3: games up again because you're like, I'm not installing this somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you gotta wait for things to catch up
Speaker 1: where it's just like, oh, we can download one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty gigs in five minutes, yeah, which, like I mean,
Speaker 1: my internets somehow is like does that pretty well? Like
Speaker 1: I think I downloaded Oblivion in about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: My internet that was around that time too. My internet
Speaker 2: is dog shit.
Speaker 1: But dude, imagine downloading imagine one hundred and twenty gigabytes
Speaker 1: in like twenty like twelve or something.
Speaker 2: You're just going to what you was going to bed
Speaker 2: like it still going on halfway done.
Speaker 1: If you downloaded one hundred gigabytes in twenty twelve, it
Speaker 1: would finish downloading today.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of that reminds me of the the
Speaker 3: download speeds or the upload speeds of the rovers on Mars.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is so laughable, so far away obviously,
Speaker 3: to like complete one, like solid ass picture takes forever.
Speaker 1: It's actual days. It takes like six years.
Speaker 3: No, it takes dude, they'll be like, oh man, fucking
Speaker 3: twelve months later we finally have this photo or something.
Speaker 1: It's it's laughable, I mean, but it's also amazing. It
Speaker 1: is amazing that it's also amazing that it only takes
Speaker 1: twelve months to get a picture from Mars there you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it still is. It's weird. It's
Speaker 1: like it exists on this level of being pathetically slow
Speaker 1: but remarkably fast.
Speaker 2: Right like no, no, perthetically still remarkably impressive. The fact
Speaker 2: that it's done, I mean, it is, it is what
Speaker 2: It's not right, you would not call you would not
Speaker 2: call that fast.
Speaker 1: But oh that's insane.
Speaker 2: That that's what I guess.
Speaker 3: Like it's in the same vein as when like when
Speaker 3: dial up first hit, when we had like DSL levels
Speaker 3: of internet speed, that's what yeah, dicks up sucking lip levels.
Speaker 3: It was almost a picture was almost instantaneous at that point. Videos, No,
Speaker 3: they started a buffer for quite some time. But I
Speaker 3: remember before when it was just straight up in old
Speaker 3: school dial up, and say, for example, I always couple
Speaker 3: it like this a a song which is on average
Speaker 3: three minutes, so just an m P three if you
Speaker 3: wanted to download it would be a half hour on average.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. I remember I remember downloading things to
Speaker 1: my Zoom media player. Hell yeah, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: not zoom zen zen oh z.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had the fake fake that's crazy. Even had
Speaker 2: we talked about.
Speaker 1: This before you. Yeah, I think so the Zen you had.
Speaker 2: The fake iPhone. You had the fake fake iPhone. That's insane.
Speaker 3: So okay, So there was I think it was a
Speaker 3: cumber sauce was zoomed. Yeah, and then you had like
Speaker 3: some Chinese one.
Speaker 1: It was like it was from some company called Creative
Speaker 1: or something. Zen media player. I bet it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the same exit. Yeah, this thing that's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Why can't I expand it? I guess I can zoom man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this this exact thing. Let's go Zen media player. Hey,
Speaker 1: and it probably got the job done right. It was
Speaker 1: fucking sick. I liked it a lot, but it was
Speaker 1: it was unreasonably thick. Like I wish I could I
Speaker 1: wish I could find like a side view of it.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. It's as thick as it is tall. It
Speaker 1: feels like didn't have its own program the block. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like it had its own proprietary fucking charge
Speaker 1: cable and like leak table ship that was back in
Speaker 1: the you know remember that ship when every company had
Speaker 1: it's like here's everything's USB on on the computer end,
Speaker 1: because it has to be. But then like here's our
Speaker 1: fancy little fucking cable that plugs into only our device
Speaker 1: was the worst everything.
Speaker 2: So doing that eventually, like like around the time of
Speaker 2: like the PS four, everything was like, let's just all
Speaker 2: have the same kind of wires now, thank you.
Speaker 3: Then iPhone I phone they got, they got, iPhone got.
Speaker 3: He finally roped into having to get a USBC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have any More'm pretty sure USBC. I think it's
Speaker 2: not different now one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's legally mandated. Yeah, they have they have to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: Oh really because of not if if it was up
Speaker 3: to America, obviously it would be like do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: But the rest of the world like no, the.
Speaker 1: Rest of the world was like fuck you and your
Speaker 1: dumb cable. Yeah, USBC like a person, Yeah, stupid lightning cables.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad, dude. USBC is like one of the
Speaker 1: last things, right that we have that is like functional
Speaker 1: for multiple purposes. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the last things we're going
Speaker 2: to create that's new.
Speaker 4: I think like that's like one of the last like
Speaker 4: maybe maybe here, Like I think like humans period, I
Speaker 4: think like human Spirit, that renovation they were gonna they're
Speaker 4: gonna go on for like maybe fifty five thousand more years,
Speaker 4: but there's gonna be no more, even to the USBC.
Speaker 1: We peaked with the USBC.
Speaker 2: I think everything else we've had, like all the things
Speaker 2: like or new, we've already had them and we've just
Speaker 2: been lying about it. But the USBC was the final
Speaker 2: thing made I am.
Speaker 1: Glad that they we just finally, dude. I remember when
Speaker 1: they first came out. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: finally I don't have to fuck up, like, oh I
Speaker 1: put it in upside down or fucking you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The the thing where I don't understand this because the
Speaker 3: correct side up usually has the symbol of the USB symbol.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, good, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, it was always wrong.
Speaker 2: I have never broke anything. I've broken two things on
Speaker 2: the USC because I was sucking it up.
Speaker 1: I got jammed it. Yeah, I was too like.
Speaker 2: I was too angry about losing a game or some
Speaker 2: dumb shit, and I want to plug it in and
Speaker 2: I broke and I was like, no, I broke it
Speaker 2: so bad that it was in, But it was because
Speaker 2: I broke the upper part of the USB, so it
Speaker 2: was slanted down inside while the other ones on top
Speaker 2: of it. And I was like, I just completely broke this thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get it.
Speaker 1: Was that? Did you have more? Was that the only No?
Speaker 2: I broke the port of the thing with the USB
Speaker 2: in it as well, too, like it was entirely broken.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, yeah, I'm not buying them wi
Speaker 2: U again. It was gone.
Speaker 1: You got to wi you in the first place, remember,
Speaker 1: will you? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Remember you had an Avalon not avalon.
Speaker 1: He didn't I did in the Avalon before that. You
Speaker 1: gotta will you in our apartment? Yeah? Ew, I don't
Speaker 1: know anyone personally. And I sold it.
Speaker 2: I broke part of it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. I do remember this. I have a
Speaker 1: vague memory of you selling a wil and I sold it.
Speaker 1: It was broken.
Speaker 2: You sold a broken wied Absolutely he.
Speaker 1: Told them it was broken. No, I did not. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? Absolutely? You know those people? Absolutely? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I once was, Yes, you really sold a broken We
Speaker 1: didn't tell them. I don't take much shame in it, Honestly,
Speaker 1: you don't take much shame. You're like, yeah, it's cool,
Speaker 1: I'll do it again. I would.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it again right now? Is I just
Speaker 2: don't need to damn.
Speaker 1: But if I needed to again, I would do it.
Speaker 3: People on Craiglist that I was hoping that would get gutted,
Speaker 3: you know, show up to a transaction completely open.
Speaker 1: I would never.
Speaker 2: Smile just because you like sell like a faulty game controller.
Speaker 1: I could never I can never trust third party like
Speaker 1: salespeople for that reason, or like used games or used
Speaker 1: accessories for that reason. If it was expensive, I had
Speaker 1: to meet them at in front of the house. It
Speaker 1: was like where yeah, yeah, I'm not even know where
Speaker 1: you live.
Speaker 3: I'm not meaning in a parking lot to where you
Speaker 3: can fuck me, and then I don't know where you live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he literally take you buy it from it's broken,
Speaker 2: then he fucks you.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: He leaves you there in the rain with this broken thing.
Speaker 1: Do you know? It's a great defense for that though,
Speaker 1: is that you you find open houses, dude, and you like,
Speaker 1: meet me at this media this is my house. If
Speaker 1: you see his side, No, but like you don't know,
Speaker 1: you're focuses on getting this thing. You're not thinking about
Speaker 1: the open house. You gu I'm selling the house. There's
Speaker 1: people that probably have done that. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: kind of brilliant.
Speaker 2: I've never done the Craig listening. I don't trust anybody enough.
Speaker 1: It's I've done it. It's fine, you made up, put
Speaker 1: somebody in a parking on and they give you like
Speaker 1: a I don't know, like one of those tours flashlights.
Speaker 2: It's only been used twenty five times today, something used
Speaker 2: sex toys.
Speaker 1: Is that's peak barbarism, Like I want I want to
Speaker 1: buy one, but I know, like I want to have
Speaker 1: it and be like, yeah, some guys sold me this
Speaker 1: flesh light.
Speaker 2: It was a white person. Now it's dark tan. I
Speaker 2: think it's really it is.
Speaker 1: It is peak barbarism. I think I would throw up,
Speaker 1: Like say, if I smelled anything, I think I would
Speaker 1: fucking like people immediately.
Speaker 2: One of one of the people he knew why we
Speaker 2: were friends once upon a time was a military guy,
Speaker 2: and he said they would share a flashlight.
Speaker 1: It's so sisty. It just it grosses me off thinking
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, they're all like Sherry, it's like you're
Speaker 1: not gonna believe this, but that really grosses.
Speaker 2: Breaking news, breaking news, the fish from sponge, breaking breaking news.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: They use it, they use it, they wear it out
Speaker 2: and like there's a.
Speaker 1: Worn out fuys.
Speaker 3: So like you, they get to a point where it's
Speaker 3: like nothing's gay anymore, nothing's weird. Right, Oh yeah, we
Speaker 3: survived the craziest things. We can like fuck the same thing,
Speaker 3: and we can all the.
Speaker 1: Same flesh light at the same time. We can all
Speaker 1: figure it out with jacking off. Like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Is it am my old fashioned? Yes?
Speaker 2: I mean I want to flesh I want a flesh light,
Speaker 2: but like, I mean, you can literally.
Speaker 1: Just buy one. They're not word they're not. I mean
Speaker 1: they're not.
Speaker 3: I thought I was still assuming it was out of principle,
Speaker 3: or why do you want that principle?
Speaker 1: I just don't want to.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like having one and finding
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a situation.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to deal with it. They listen
Speaker 1: to the show. Yeah, aren't you a grown as I am.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy a fleshlight, lily because I want one.
Speaker 3: I'm probably using one son, but this sucks and I
Speaker 3: want to have it like on our counter, like right.
Speaker 1: Flowers and ships a vase sticking out.
Speaker 2: Gotta have the flowers all the time. So a bunch
Speaker 2: of flowers and then a fucking.
Speaker 3: Torso that is a that is a compromise, because she
Speaker 3: would love if you brought back like a vase with
Speaker 3: full of flowers and ship where you can put a
Speaker 3: display of like your counter or whatever, you put.
Speaker 2: A vase full of a flesh, light full of flowers.
Speaker 1: Light full of flowers. I think it's a compromise.
Speaker 2: I think she would see that and she'd either go
Speaker 2: she'd either go white with death or she would go
Speaker 2: blind rage and attack me.
Speaker 1: You should be not upset about.
Speaker 2: I think i'd have to get it. I think I
Speaker 2: have to get it, and I think the idea of
Speaker 2: me getting is funnier than actually having it.
Speaker 1: I think she saw what I mean. Of course, as
Speaker 1: soon as you getting like.
Speaker 2: I don't want to use it because one of my
Speaker 2: friend has one, He's like, I don't want to use it.
Speaker 1: I'd have it, and I just I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I.
Speaker 3: Said it is, actually, to be honest, just yeah, when
Speaker 3: I think about it right now, having one on display
Speaker 3: is kind of cool, like just having it.
Speaker 2: Remember the the trash can one where it's like a
Speaker 2: girl in a trash can and her ass is sticking
Speaker 2: out of it, and it's like her head and it's
Speaker 2: pretty much like a woman in a trash can.
Speaker 1: That's the fleshlight. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I can show you this is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's makeshift right, Like, it's definitely definitely.
Speaker 2: Someone in China customize that one and was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm selling these right now.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool. I uh yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually, when I come to think of it, especially those
Speaker 3: those creepy toys like that would be funny to just
Speaker 3: casually have in the background but not say anything.
Speaker 1: Ever, I think is right though, it is funnier, Like
Speaker 1: the idea of it is funnier than it happening executing,
Speaker 1: Like on.
Speaker 2: Streaming when a game of fucking gonna be slapped your
Speaker 2: flesh light and then somebody dribbles out of it like
Speaker 2: that on the stream would be hilarious.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is crazy. Yeah, It's like the
Speaker 1: only funny thing I've ever seen involving a flush like
Speaker 1: truly was when somebody put it over their car muffler
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's started going crazy crazy. One of the
Speaker 1: craziest I.
Speaker 2: Was kicking you on it was like a like a
Speaker 2: one for like a big girl, and he was like,
Speaker 2: look on the ground.
Speaker 1: He was like look that was kicking crazy.
Speaker 3: Was like it was so big and I've never seen
Speaker 3: because I've only seen those little ones and they scare me.
Speaker 3: Like those big ones. I'm like, now we're talking finally. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this doubles.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a pillow also, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like one of those actually body pillows are
Speaker 1: even just like a bean bag, like a bean bag thing,
Speaker 1: like just chilling the floor casually watching a movie. You
Speaker 1: on somebody lying down on a giant fucking flesh light
Speaker 1: like that like sleeping bags, and you crawl inside you're
Speaker 1: onto something. I am onto something and then you can
Speaker 1: like busting it and like but you can still sleep.
Speaker 1: You know, did you find your fucking trash can flesh
Speaker 1: light that you gotta go nowhere? Because the worst part
Speaker 1: of that that you can bust it and still sleep.
Speaker 1: The worst part of getting like if you're in bed,
Speaker 1: you want to beat off, like you're gonna make a mess,
Speaker 1: you know, Like how do you solve that? He's just
Speaker 1: wiping on the dog. Yeah, I stole my thought.
Speaker 2: Whatever you're thinking of something I did bussy busting in
Speaker 2: a flesh light that's your bed, so it's effectively coming
Speaker 2: on your blanket.
Speaker 3: Literally again, since it's a designated area to bust, it's
Speaker 3: a little better theory. So now you don't feel like
Speaker 3: like because I guess it was because I imagine flesh
Speaker 3: lights wash.
Speaker 1: Out pretty easily. That's like the point of it. So
Speaker 1: I feel like they don't well, but they have to.
Speaker 1: But like I I'm assuming I don't flesh like it's
Speaker 1: on it felt cover. How does that even feel? It's
Speaker 1: silly kind of It's just a vacillated felt better than nothing,
Speaker 1: I guess, But like, I don't even really Conford, I've.
Speaker 2: Always I've always wanted to hand off one of them
Speaker 2: fucking adult muppets.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what it would That's what it
Speaker 1: would be. It would be like a felt pocket pussy,
Speaker 1: so you could fuck miss Piggy.
Speaker 2: Hey man, Piggy have like a chest?
Speaker 1: Yeah she does. I'm pretty sure. I don't remember, Like
Speaker 1: does she have is she? Like? I think she's got
Speaker 1: a rack smoking, Like I don't think I remember her
Speaker 1: stupid pig facebook Like, I don't remember the body part.
Speaker 1: I think I think she's got a rack, but I
Speaker 1: could be just like doing that in my own memory.
Speaker 1: I think she has big tips they're not big, but
Speaker 1: they're there. Let's see miss pigs, they're implied to be big.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, she's they're covered. That's not at all
Speaker 1: what you described. But I know not at all, but.
Speaker 2: Oh my, what the not the trash and just seeing
Speaker 2: that and you'd be like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: Once again, once again kicks and has shown an image
Speaker 1: on screen.
Speaker 3: Hands are fucked up. It's like somebody broke her hands
Speaker 3: before throwing her away.
Speaker 1: All right, can you can you what did you search
Speaker 1: to get that? People can look at.
Speaker 2: It another day at this CBD trash bin.
Speaker 1: All right, that's another day CBD trash bind. Oh by
Speaker 1: the way, real quick, somebody, I can't believe this.
Speaker 3: Somebody back in October of last year, it was like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm having a problem receiving my merch and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me see what's the what's the issue and stuff.
Speaker 3: I got the number and all this stuff, but it
Speaker 3: didn't get resolved because I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: But then since I.
Speaker 3: Didn't hear back, I thought maybe something was good. I
Speaker 3: thought everything was okay. So I forgot about it. Apparently
Speaker 3: they just received it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so it just got me thinking if anybody
Speaker 3: has a similar issue, please email us, Yeah, snart Tank
Speaker 3: team at gmail. Just I just want to make sure
Speaker 3: because that is so unreasonably insane.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Yeah, I wonder if yeah, what the
Speaker 1: hell could possibly like? How does that even that's so far,
Speaker 1: that's such a long October to now is insane? Yeah,
Speaker 1: A lot has happened, A lot has happened, A lot
Speaker 1: has happened. So yeah, so yeah, so that's a that's
Speaker 1: the thing, and yeah, so yeah, I would appreciate it. Guys,
Speaker 1: stop showing me things. I hate this part of the
Speaker 1: ship the worst. The mouth ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the mouth ones are I was actually gonna say
Speaker 3: that that I think having one of those on display.
Speaker 1: That would be funny or I think, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: would you kiss one?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Never, no, never, that's the tongue, right, that's it's like,
Speaker 3: that's what I feel like, that's what makes it really weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's cheating. Making out a flashlight is cheating.
Speaker 1: I think that all right, well, I think that's listen.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the start Tank podcast.
Speaker 2: I think that's too wait, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the stark Tank Podcast. I forgot to do that.
Speaker 1: It's awesome, crazy Patria snark tank.
Speaker 2: Slowly centrally kissing a flashlight before you fuck it. And
Speaker 2: then you gotta you gotta, you gotta act like you
Speaker 2: love the person.
Speaker 1: I did that.
Speaker 3: So I'm sorry the idea. I'm so sorry, the idea
Speaker 3: that is so funny to be just like I'm hearing
Speaker 3: careless whisper and.
Speaker 2: Ship catching catching and you gotta be like, hey, I
Speaker 2: love you still after it. It's crazy because you don't
Speaker 2: love them anymore. Of course that's gone.
Speaker 1: So listen, we have one exactly one thing to get
Speaker 1: into before we get into questions. I want to get
Speaker 1: into questions sooner than later. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck I don't know. I don't know what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys have it. Oh as far as I know
Speaker 1: nothing that I've been playing Marathon the entire time. I've
Speaker 1: been completely disconnected. Let me tell you a little story.
Speaker 3: Stop all right, I'll tell you a little story about
Speaker 3: me being the sixual debate.
Speaker 1: Who's this?
Speaker 3: My name is Shannon shap got my colon nice and
Speaker 3: packed up right now for the moment, but usually it's
Speaker 3: not okay. But anyways, Shannon Sharp you know, NFL legend,
Speaker 3: Hall of Famer, three time fucking Super Bowl champ.
Speaker 1: He uh never heard of him before this podcast. By
Speaker 1: the way, He's been in a couple of controversies.
Speaker 3: One of them was just kind of funny because he
Speaker 3: got he accidentally went live on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I do remember that when he was talking that Michelle
Speaker 1: miche and then she's just like, eh, you know, it
Speaker 1: was crazy, Like what the fuck, dude, was this really
Speaker 1: an accident? How do you accidentally go live?
Speaker 3: Isn't there like fail safe to like you have to
Speaker 3: like say, you press it and you have to press
Speaker 3: something again. So it really to get in that situation
Speaker 3: is kind of crazy, But we all give him the
Speaker 3: benefit of that. Who cares, you know, he's fucking some
Speaker 3: chick who gives a.
Speaker 1: Ship sure the end of the day. So he's he's
Speaker 1: in trouble again for a similar thing.
Speaker 3: But there's accusations that he uh sexually assaulted beat and
Speaker 3: you know, just straight up rape this this girl who
Speaker 3: was nineteen year old at the time.
Speaker 1: Three He right now is fifty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he was just basically like fifty four or
Speaker 3: some shit, fifty four year old fucking a nineteen year
Speaker 3: old OnlyFans model. So he claims it's completely false and
Speaker 3: this is a shakedown because he recently it leaked that
Speaker 3: he's probably gonna get a hundred million dollar contract through
Speaker 3: his network that he does with his podcast and everything.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, so like he was gonna get paid, So
Speaker 1: she wants half of it. She wants fifty million. And
Speaker 1: it's the uh what's his name?
Speaker 3: B Busby the lawyer that he was infamous, well, first
Speaker 3: famous for representing a lot of the girls and the
Speaker 3: didty stuff, but then now infamous for representing this girl
Speaker 3: that completely lied about jay Z. She claimed that jay
Speaker 3: Z took her too, I think, to a ditty party
Speaker 3: and like raped her or something like that, like and
Speaker 3: she was like thirteen at the time. Nothing she said
Speaker 3: lined up at all, Like she wasn't working. It was
Speaker 3: completely false. So now he's being sued. Uh, Buzby's being
Speaker 3: sued for defamation. So now everybody's kind of like they
Speaker 3: don't trust him anymo. Some people were saying, well, maybe
Speaker 3: we should trust me because a lot of thatdaitty stuff
Speaker 3: is true, but that what he did to jay Z
Speaker 3: was so crazy. Now now it's right now, it's he said.
Speaker 3: She said but one thing that is definitely true that
Speaker 3: they were fucking and they were doing crazy shit because
Speaker 3: uh Channa Sharp's team released some text messages to show
Speaker 3: that like their relationship was wild but consensual, and so
Speaker 3: she's using things like like, oh, I want your baby
Speaker 3: gravy and me, I want you to put a big
Speaker 3: black baby in me.
Speaker 1: I was like big, but yeah, he's a big black man.
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure the baby is not gonna.
Speaker 2: Be big big thinking of like a fucking bowling ball size,
Speaker 2: fucking the darkest coal baby.
Speaker 1: I mean, babies are bigger than balls. I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 1: pretty big. What do you mean a big bowling ball?
Speaker 2: There's big, there's size verisions of bowling balls are there, yes,
Speaker 2: I mean why there's what there's different ways.
Speaker 1: Heavy, the light. Yeah, there's like for like kids. And
Speaker 1: I figured that would be like the material that they
Speaker 1: made it out of, and the size would say the
Speaker 1: same because it's a fucking bowling ball.
Speaker 2: There's difference. It's not like a wilder, but there's different
Speaker 2: sizes of.
Speaker 1: The bowling balls. I don't think I've ever picked up
Speaker 1: a bowling ball and thought, oh, this is a different
Speaker 1: size than the one I've than the one, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, they've always felt pretty uniform to.
Speaker 2: Me, Like you like, they're exactly they.
Speaker 1: Are just lighter. Yeah, that's kind of what I figured
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: But they are bigger bowling balls, so sure.
Speaker 1: It's like bats, you know what I mean, like bat
Speaker 1: Like they're different weights for bats, but the same size.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I mean whatever, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know if he's watched up a baby the same size
Speaker 3: as a bowling ball or not.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Baby in the same dimensions of a bowling ball. Let's
Speaker 2: go get gould in the baby, Go get a baby.
Speaker 2: Let's go get a baby real quick. Let's go to
Speaker 2: the emergency.
Speaker 1: The thing is that baby's heads are fucking huge. That's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 3: Little kids heads are fucking huge in general. But I
Speaker 3: mean the the the whitest part is the is these
Speaker 3: the shoulders.
Speaker 1: That's true. So we gotta like go measure the buying
Speaker 1: bar ball to the baby shoulders or.
Speaker 2: Like shoulders, match the baby up, start smoothing it out
Speaker 2: until it's like a bullying ball.
Speaker 1: Like a rock falling down a hill, until it becomes
Speaker 1: a sphere. Yeah, absolutely exactly, perfect perfect science. What What's
Speaker 1: what is happening with Shannon Sharp?
Speaker 2: It's insane. He fucked the girl that was nineteen years
Speaker 2: old when he was twice a rage. That is fucking
Speaker 2: wait wild.
Speaker 3: You know what's really funny about this whole situation. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's sad, but it's also I guess many people started
Speaker 3: to catch on to that Shannon Sharp's a sexual deviant.
Speaker 3: And you had a couple of people like the famous
Speaker 3: comedian Monique where she came on. He was like, Bro,
Speaker 3: you gotta stop fucking with these young girls. You gotta
Speaker 3: stop doing this. You gotta get an older you know,
Speaker 3: you gotta get an older bitch. You gotta settle down
Speaker 3: and have to take care of you.
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I can't. He was like, like,
Speaker 1: they're joking, but he's also like being on it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I'm not defending motherfucker at all.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I Look, I love Shannon Sharp. He he was the
Speaker 2: reason why I wanted to be a tight end when
Speaker 2: I played football. Unbelievable talent. Sure, he's had a lot
Speaker 2: of pretty bad relationships. Relationship with his mother, his baby's
Speaker 2: mother's has been pretty fucked up. So I could see
Speaker 2: why that could like.
Speaker 1: See what's happening.
Speaker 2: I could see what that could like that could deter
Speaker 2: him from one, because like, it's nothing wrong with not
Speaker 2: being in a like married marriage is like you don't
Speaker 2: have to be married. If you have a fine life
Speaker 2: not being married, that's whatever. But fucking someone that much
Speaker 2: younger than you is just inherently problem.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I one hundred percent agree.
Speaker 3: Percent agree in this content with this girl one ndred
Speaker 3: percent in his situation, I feel I don't know the
Speaker 3: full story.
Speaker 1: Here's my thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because yeah, I wouldn't be fifty four years old
Speaker 3: fucking in nineteen year old. Sure, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: It is legal, so people can't do it. I'm not
Speaker 3: going to go up in arms about that shit because
Speaker 3: I don't know anybody doing it anyway.
Speaker 1: Right in his situation, being.
Speaker 3: As famous as he is, Sure it's so wildly irresponsible
Speaker 3: to a girl that young, probably just starting her OnlyFans career,
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck she's doing. He probably came across her,
Speaker 3: like I don't know, one recommended. I don't know how
Speaker 3: they met. I think he actually said they met, like
Speaker 3: somewhere I've forget they actually met somewhere and then they started.
Speaker 3: And then in the type of dynamic and relationship that
Speaker 3: they had, the type of stuff that they were singing,
Speaker 3: the text messages just very vulgar stuff.
Speaker 1: They were very like he's like a.
Speaker 3: Devian, he likes you know, the pain, being aggressive. He
Speaker 3: was like, he's like, a ugh, but she's claiming it
Speaker 3: wasn't consensual, and he was like, no, it was. There's
Speaker 3: a clip that was released by the attorney where he
Speaker 3: said that he was gonna choke her and so that
Speaker 3: sounds bad out of context, and he's like, no, that
Speaker 3: what we did.
Speaker 1: That shit. There was like a ten minute video. I
Speaker 1: don't have the video, so she has it, and so
Speaker 1: he was like, release the whole fucking video. Then you
Speaker 1: can see what really going on, you know, Like, because
Speaker 1: he's very confident that they were just fucking doing crazy shit,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, at a certain point there's gonna be discovery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope this ship leaks. I'm curious what the fuck's
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, because as of right now, my uh,
Speaker 1: without even having a connection to Shannon Sharp, what he's
Speaker 1: saying seems plausible. It seems plausible because their dynamic seems weird.
Speaker 1: Just from the text message. He already unleashed that Tony
Speaker 1: Buzzby guy or whatever his name. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's Tony, but the Buzzby lawyer guy definitely wants a
Speaker 1: massive payday. It's why you went after jay Z with
Speaker 1: no fucking real credible evidence. It wasn't like, oh I
Speaker 1: I actually believe you. He was just like, this is insane.
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can what a lot of
Speaker 3: times what happens, and people need to understand this. A
Speaker 3: lot of times people will settle out of court specifically
Speaker 3: to logistics. Yeah, just logistics, because.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, all right, he's gonna be expensive to
Speaker 1: keep this guy, Like here's my lawyer fees.
Speaker 3: So in this particular thing, you actually try to settle
Speaker 3: already for ten million dollars. And why you try to
Speaker 3: settle for ten because it's like already right now, even
Speaker 3: if you fucking win or whatever, it's just so there's
Speaker 3: gonna be things that are in cost more. And number two,
Speaker 3: even if you lose. I mean, it's he's like right
Speaker 3: now my fee and just a little bit more. This
Speaker 3: is like a good medium that they figured out, they calculated.
Speaker 3: They're like just just to stop picked out. Well, you
Speaker 3: didn't get kicked out. He actually he uh left, he left.
Speaker 3: He left on his own volition. He was just like,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna leave just so they get no heat.
Speaker 3: But you know what the funny thing is, there's I
Speaker 3: don't see anybody calling for blood, So this was legitimate
Speaker 3: him like, I just don't want you guys to get
Speaker 3: catch any flag. But I was looking at like the
Speaker 3: public opinion, the court of public opinion, and people are
Speaker 3: like I didn't see even like people who were very like,
Speaker 3: you know, I believe women kind of a thing. They
Speaker 3: were like, I'm gonna wait and see what happens. They
Speaker 3: weren't immediately calling for his head. So he seems like
Speaker 3: he would have he could have stayed on and even
Speaker 3: though that would have been maybe a little distasteful, sure,
Speaker 3: but he was like, he's so fucking rich already, dude,
Speaker 3: he didn't even need that fucking job. It was actually shanton.
Speaker 3: His uh stephen A essentially was like, oh, could police
Speaker 3: come work? And he agree to work two days a
Speaker 3: week for ESPN. He makes so much money doing a
Speaker 3: stupid podcast, and so he was just like, I'll do
Speaker 3: it because I'm friends with Steven a this will be
Speaker 3: fun just two days a week.
Speaker 1: Doesn't need to do it at all. It's probably the
Speaker 1: lower end of his income.
Speaker 2: He's crazy the time he was always him and Skip
Speaker 2: they probably made so much fucking.
Speaker 1: Limity because of all the ads that they did together.
Speaker 1: All they probably made.
Speaker 3: There was a Skip Bayless is an old, crusty, fucking
Speaker 3: you know, analyst and uh provocateur.
Speaker 1: Right, I've heard that name before. Yeah, he was the ESPN.
Speaker 3: He got dismissed, and then he went to Fox and
Speaker 3: then they started him and Shannon Sharp started a show
Speaker 3: called Undisputed, and they were like number two first take
Speaker 3: with Steven as always number one, and then they were
Speaker 3: number two. And the dynamic was pretty good because Shannon
Speaker 3: Sharp is just a fucking gem of an entertainer and
Speaker 3: Skip Bayless you wanted to punch him in the throat.
Speaker 3: So it was kind of good to have that dynamic,
Speaker 3: you know. Sure, And but it got to a point
Speaker 3: where Skip Bayless, at the end of the day is
Speaker 3: an older white guy that thinks he's above people, and
Speaker 3: he said some really nasty shit to Shannon Sharp just
Speaker 3: because Shannon Sharp was criticizing Tom Brady and Tom Brady,
Speaker 3: you know, like the most popular and best arguably the
Speaker 3: best football player of all time, and he got so
Speaker 3: upset they started personally attacking Shannon Sharp, and then that
Speaker 3: was the downhill. And because of that, Shannon leaving made
Speaker 3: Skip lose his career because nobody was watching Undisputed anymore
Speaker 3: without Shannon Sharp. So there is a theory that I'm
Speaker 3: putting forth and nobody else has that Skip Bayless contacted
Speaker 3: Buzzby to destroy Shannon Sharp because Shannon indirectly destroyed Skip
Speaker 3: Bayless's career because literally he realized he had to concede
Speaker 3: that without Ski, without Shannon, nobody was watching him by
Speaker 3: himself because he tried to have people on. He rotated
Speaker 3: other people. This guy, Skip Bayless had a beef with
Speaker 3: a lot of people, even had some of those people
Speaker 3: circle in, like, oh, Richard Sherman.
Speaker 1: Ah was he?
Speaker 3: I think it was a defensive back. I think it
Speaker 3: was a corner I actually no, he's yeah, he had
Speaker 3: beef with him a long time ago, and he tried
Speaker 3: to bring him in like this is gonna bring the
Speaker 3: ratings up.
Speaker 1: Didn't. So yeah, I'm calling it right now that everybody.
Speaker 3: Should check a Skip Bayless's computer and see that he
Speaker 3: fucking emailed This.
Speaker 1: Is so true.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what is happening? This is some game
Speaker 2: of Throne shit, this is insane.
Speaker 1: Brother. I would be so like I was one joking.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is real. It would be on
Speaker 1: the same level as what happened when you, Chris, when
Speaker 1: you said, oh, is Ronaldo the rapist whatever in the
Speaker 1: Fatal Fury thing? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was laughing, And it turns out no, that
Speaker 3: actually he was the guy with the allegation that I
Speaker 3: had no idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ronaldo so well loved. I'm like, people adore that man.
Speaker 1: He's the only person I'm aware of because people will
Speaker 1: post about him right on like Instagram stories. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh Ronaldo, and I'm like, oh, I guess he's important,
Speaker 1: super important. You remember that statue of him. You remember
Speaker 1: that statue? Oh is it the gross bust? Dude? He
Speaker 1: the bust? Yeah, Colin showed me that on the on
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I'd never seen him before. That's one
Speaker 1: of the greatest. He looks like bj Blaskowitz. It's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Wolfenstein the face and wolf Yeah, yeah, he does. It's
Speaker 1: a crazy Okay, it's I don't know that was his name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's such a ridiculous name. I love the Blasko It.
Speaker 1: That's funny, interesting, that's that damn near. That's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just basically Duke Nukem. Yeah, you're right, No, it is.
Speaker 1: It's very that's true. Are we allowed to talk about that? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how they feel about that. I don't care.
Speaker 1: So I don't think it would be a big deal.
Speaker 1: I don't think it. But like, the person who officiated
Speaker 1: our friend's wedding that we went to was the voice,
Speaker 1: the voice of Duke Nukem. Yeah, I'm pretty sure, John st.
Speaker 1: John And it's yeah. He was awesome. Yeah he's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a He's a fucking awesome guy. He was funny.
Speaker 1: We were talked to him a little bit, but like
Speaker 1: he was hilarious.
Speaker 2: During the the uh the I guess the bridal party
Speaker 2: is what it's properly called, I guess whatever during that
Speaker 2: During now we all got to chill with him, and
Speaker 2: it was so fucking funny because he's like such a
Speaker 2: nice guy, super like down.
Speaker 1: The earth dude. We were like, this is you're like,
Speaker 1: fucking duke, this is a weird. Surprised that he stayed
Speaker 1: as long as he. I thought I thought he was
Speaker 1: just gonna be in and out. No, we really like
Speaker 1: happy to be Yeah, he seemed like really excited to
Speaker 1: be around. Yeah, like just us.
Speaker 2: What the hell was So, I mean, I think this
Speaker 2: is this is biased. So I think our friend group
Speaker 2: is a fun group of people to be around in general.
Speaker 1: It sure, but like I don't know, I just kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know. I guess it was more like
Speaker 1: a gig. Yeah, I guess he was. He would think
Speaker 1: of it more as a gig, but he was. It
Speaker 1: seemed like he was genuinely there to hag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it legitimately awesome some of the stuff he was saying,
Speaker 3: Like he was like, yeah, like this, let's do that.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, dude, Like it's like it
Speaker 3: would have been if we would have asked him, like, hey,
Speaker 3: come hang on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I think it would have been delighted. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: regret not asking that actually stupid.
Speaker 2: I felt I felt too intrusive, But I was like,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't have been.
Speaker 1: It would have been it's not a good time to
Speaker 1: do it. It sounds based off of the ship that
Speaker 1: he was saying and the things that y'all were, you know,
Speaker 1: like said hanging, the things that he was just getting
Speaker 1: into hanging out, having good time, like it was already.
Speaker 2: It was like I think I think it had already
Speaker 2: been asked. But I also I think by the nature
Speaker 2: of our podcast, I don't think I just don't think
Speaker 2: it'd be good for his career.
Speaker 1: I just like expect the voice of Duke Nukem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's like I don't know if
Speaker 1: he does other things.
Speaker 2: I know he's just like he's just like very big.
Speaker 1: He's probably like the master Chief voice actor who like
Speaker 1: he just kind of he was like a radio guyan
Speaker 1: and somebody was like, oh, you got a good voice,
Speaker 1: do this voice, and then it suddenly like became the
Speaker 1: thing that he did. But he didn't really do a
Speaker 1: lot of other things that just wasn't when he cared
Speaker 1: to do, Like he did star Lord in some Marvel
Speaker 1: show a long ass time ago.
Speaker 2: She said that he was a radio. Guy said he
Speaker 2: was radio for years.
Speaker 1: That makes total sense. Guy makes Actually it sounds like,
Speaker 1: first of all, very weird that two first person shoot
Speaker 1: a protagonists are radio DJs.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, though, why because they're kind of faceless
Speaker 2: people that have like very adaptable voice that people kind
Speaker 2: of like want to listen to, you know, so them
Speaker 2: being the people that they would choose to.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, Like, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a stretch, But I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Like it's a stretch that has been proven twice at least.
Speaker 2: So I assume you assume like this is weird.
Speaker 1: It's just weird.
Speaker 2: I assume Troy Baker probably did radio for us all
Speaker 2: the time, like in school. No, in a way, I
Speaker 2: probably think he could have. He maybe did like radio
Speaker 2: and radio club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, radio club. I never take any of that. Ship.
Speaker 1: I kind of regret it. I think I should have
Speaker 1: done it. Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, I like the
Speaker 1: extracurricular stuff, like the clubs and ship. I always said
Speaker 1: I don't need people I want.
Speaker 2: I did Interact and it was really cool. I really
Speaker 2: enjoyed that shit. Actually Interact club like.
Speaker 1: Well, interact club. Yeah, like pretty much that you just
Speaker 1: like sitt in a room interacting with stupid.
Speaker 2: We did, like we did like some kitchen stuff for
Speaker 2: two hours we did, and ship we did, uh, we
Speaker 2: did like much of that like food drive and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: We did like habitat for me and anythings like that
Speaker 2: where you like help build a house.
Speaker 1: It was really fun.
Speaker 2: I thought it was actually really really cool. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I had to talk to bitches in the open environment
Speaker 2: and no one could suppress me.
Speaker 1: Oh so that didn't work.
Speaker 2: Ale, that's why I did it at first. But then
Speaker 2: I said, enjoying doing it?
Speaker 1: So are you a bad person a little bit? I
Speaker 1: don't be a bad person that's struggling to be get
Speaker 1: We talked about this last time and I don't remember
Speaker 1: your answered.
Speaker 2: I'm a bad person that was taught to do good things.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, good, it's good to know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think i'm reverse broken with you.
Speaker 3: And why about it? That's pretty that's me, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: It proves my point again. Yeah, that's why I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. Still, I could be doing it,
Speaker 3: so I could be doing worse, I understand. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that's not that's not even tipolized burg. The
Speaker 3: batch that I've done, that's not even a that is
Speaker 3: like that is like that is like layer to of
Speaker 3: like bad things I've done. I've genuinely tripped children before,
Speaker 3: like real ship. He's running by, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: As like an older person. Damn, dude, this is like
Speaker 1: yesterday at the wedding. Actually there's a child, the flower
Speaker 1: the flower girl or whatever kicks and ran up and
Speaker 1: he didn't even tripp me leg sweet. I did it
Speaker 1: so fast that no one saw, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: who did that? Fuck? He went back for seconds like
Speaker 1: gyle he did like the fucking the double fucker.
Speaker 2: The tops of sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, I don't know what's going on with
Speaker 1: Shannon Sharp, but maybe we'll see, well maybe all I
Speaker 1: know what gotta it will develop skip. I know what
Speaker 1: Skill killed him. But see about the thing where he's like,
Speaker 1: I was he fifty five and this girl's nineteen allegedly
Speaker 1: allegedly that's their age is objectively it's fifty fifty four,
Speaker 1: forty six and he's fifty six. Now I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's probably three. Yeah yeah. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel about that whole thing, because I do feel
Speaker 1: like we infantilize people too much, because that dude at twenty,
Speaker 1: at nineteen, at eighteen, I knew what the fuck I
Speaker 1: was doing with that ship. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I wasn't like a fucking ignorant time. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's not my h but it is. It's to me,
Speaker 1: it's weirder that he kept like if you're fifty five
Speaker 1: or let's say you're like sixty, right, and you hook
Speaker 1: up like one night stand with like a twenty one
Speaker 1: year old, you know what I mean, that's not that
Speaker 1: far remove from nineteen, But it's infinitely less weird to
Speaker 1: me than if you hook up with a nineteen year
Speaker 1: old and then continue to sure you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that to me is the weird thing. It's the relationship.
Speaker 1: It's infinitely weird because it's a relationship at that point,
Speaker 1: whether you want it to be or not. Because like
Speaker 1: I know, there's many people that, uh, we've we've talked
Speaker 1: about this before because I know, I forget you had
Speaker 1: like a you have like a rule, like you have
Speaker 1: a like of how far down you wouldn't go. I
Speaker 1: forgot what you said already. Yeah, there's a general rule.
Speaker 2: I think I have a very Look, it's legal, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he didn't do anything illegal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're just talking about your personal morality.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like in the in the I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to give a convey of like my perspective, it
Speaker 2: is it's legal, right sure to sleep with someone at
Speaker 2: that age. I think that's extremely weird because I think
Speaker 2: the difference between who you are at seventeen and nineteen
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why the relationship to me is weird.
Speaker 2: Well, I think even sleeping with someone right, I still
Speaker 2: think there's there's no strangers to that. But I but
Speaker 2: I But at the same time, twenty year ever think
Speaker 2: that I ever willing partner, A willing partner's willing partner,
Speaker 2: And I think there's a weird power. I think the
Speaker 2: power dynamic. Shit is where it gets strange.
Speaker 1: What is that? But that only again, that's relationship for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not even the interaction relationship.
Speaker 3: If he if he just hit it was just like
Speaker 3: like I want to fuck an only fans model, that's
Speaker 3: bomb or whatever. I haven't seen her, but I'm assuming
Speaker 3: she's really attractive.
Speaker 2: She's she's she's attractive, but she's not like she's just
Speaker 2: a white woman.
Speaker 1: She's not.
Speaker 3: I didn't even well, of course, no, I thought, no,
Speaker 3: I actually, Derek, Derek, this may be a little bit
Speaker 3: uh uh, Well, I've dealt with some uh some Latinos
Speaker 3: that were that remind me of that, so I think
Speaker 3: I was more I put that in my.
Speaker 1: Head you can also be white and Latina. Though that
Speaker 1: might be very, very, very true.
Speaker 2: I think she's I think she's.
Speaker 1: Like the whitest girl I ever dated was Mexican. Apparently,
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. The whitest guy my dad was
Speaker 1: makes no sense. I guess it's like if you had Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you had I mean, which is wild. If you
Speaker 1: if you if you if you banged Canel Avares, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: The Box Canelo, the Canelas, the Mexic Well, you know
Speaker 2: you don't watch Box Well I watched it.
Speaker 1: For ten months. Yeah, and then the second I was done,
Speaker 1: I immediately deleted all the files. Is a very one
Speaker 1: of the most famous boxers. He's ginger, he's I know,
Speaker 1: I know Cano, he's the Okay, alright, well you said
Speaker 1: you said Alvarez, and that threw me off because I
Speaker 1: was like, everybody just said, if you just said Canelo,
Speaker 1: I would have got it immediately. But then you say,
Speaker 1: because that somebody specific, it's true, we will say Alvarez.
Speaker 3: Watch come like saying triple G Like, oh, I know
Speaker 3: Triple G is but if you said his name right,
Speaker 3: Neddy Glukin like fun is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It would be like if you if you said
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice is full name, Like what is it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's something I hate that motherfucker. I hate his name.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible name it is. But the fucking storybook
Speaker 1: ass motherfucker crawling out. This sounds like the name of
Speaker 1: somebody who crawls out of a fucking book. Rob Van
Speaker 1: I'm here to put dust in your eyes so you
Speaker 1: can sleep or something. He's just like that.
Speaker 2: He's a guy that really is into literature, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: I want to teach you guys about books this and
Speaker 2: learning about read.
Speaker 1: Like an English teacher, like mister van Winkle, Yeah, exact. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I understand that. I just
Speaker 1: think I I think I'm aware of the fact that,
Speaker 1: like somebody, like a twenty five year old is probably
Speaker 1: always going to be hot, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like a hot twenty five years I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: going to be like sixty and be like, oh that
Speaker 1: twenty five year old model, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like this doesn't make sense to yourself.
Speaker 2: I could see how it turns into something strange when
Speaker 2: you have a child at that age and you view
Speaker 2: like that's a that's sure like my.
Speaker 1: Child, you know, yeah that I could see that kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he has kids that are definitely older than you,
Speaker 2: absolutely for sure, like his kids are like my age.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, I don't see. So there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people again, but even that's kind of a
Speaker 1: rational because like you, at a certain point, you reach
Speaker 1: the age of your parents, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: You're not thinking about like and if you, like, if
Speaker 1: you have a partner, who's your parents age in your memory? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't think about like fucking my mom
Speaker 1: my wife is my mom's age. It's a similar kind
Speaker 1: of irrelevant though understand putting arbitrary stuff on it to
Speaker 1: create barriers. You can do that all you want. There's
Speaker 1: nothing stopping you from doing it, but it's just it
Speaker 1: is arbitrary.
Speaker 2: And I think I think giving in I agree, I
Speaker 2: think all of that ship is arbitrary. I think like
Speaker 2: a fucking psycho like sneaker arguing a fucking critical but like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's all just numbers, and I'm like, nigga.
Speaker 3: Shut up and I certain point, it's like we have
Speaker 3: it's like because you know, because people try to argue.
Speaker 3: Especially there's like we talked about libertarians earlier. There's some
Speaker 3: libertarians that try to be like, oh, lawlessness and so
Speaker 3: there shouldn't be relax like, uh, this is I'm not
Speaker 3: a libertarian at all, Get away from me. But it's
Speaker 3: just like, uh, there's people that argue that.
Speaker 1: And then we have obviously society morality, we have rands
Speaker 1: that are obviously put in stone where we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we can all agree that you shouldn't fuck
Speaker 1: girls that are in high school. They're still like on
Speaker 1: the brink of still developing or whatever.
Speaker 2: We have crazy because I think nineteen you're still very
Speaker 2: much so not yourself yet.
Speaker 6: I don't I don't know on your way you're on
Speaker 6: your way through, you're talking if you're retarded, I guess
Speaker 6: fucking mind that when people are smashing at a bar,
Speaker 6: no one's thinking there's this person mature, has their frontal
Speaker 6: little coltext completely.
Speaker 1: No, they're just like pussy, you know what, Like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And you know what also eviscerted
Speaker 1: this for me was that when I met people who
Speaker 1: were like forty and like fifty, who are just they
Speaker 1: got the brains of eleven year olds. Yeah, we think
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, I'm just like, how we're in
Speaker 1: this this situation that would matter right now in our country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and think about like somehow being twenty five plus is
Speaker 1: going to uh mentally mature you. Yeah. It was that
Speaker 1: meme where it's like she was twenty five you sick. Fuck,
Speaker 1: it's just like you're you're a person you shouldn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I say this obviously, but like even I like, I'm
Speaker 1: aware of this kind of thing right, like we're even interpersonally.
Speaker 1: For me, I'm just like, because I've dated people who
Speaker 1: are like five years are going to be in my twenties,
Speaker 1: like late twenties, and I remember feeling weird about that,
Speaker 1: and that was like not really that big of a
Speaker 1: jump at all, and I felt weird about it. I
Speaker 1: understand that it's there.
Speaker 2: I think I think that's I think that's weird. I
Speaker 2: think that's weird for me. But that's only because of
Speaker 2: the fact that for me, relating is a really huge thing,
Speaker 2: and I feel like generational gaps are a big problem.
Speaker 1: For me mentally. Well, it's technically generation.
Speaker 2: Generational like like that's generations gaps. You know Shannon Sharp
Speaker 2: was born.
Speaker 1: Oh if we're talking about Shennon Sharp, because that is
Speaker 1: a legitimate like that's a crazy generation.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm here is about a generational difference. It
Speaker 2: is not fundamentally I think it is why it's not
Speaker 2: like we started to do We started doing this socially,
Speaker 2: the generational things. The gaps started getting smaller and smaller.
Speaker 1: We started used to be per decades, used to be
Speaker 1: per decade. No, you should be like about twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Really, I mean technically yeah, the most because it's like
Speaker 2: my chance to be.
Speaker 3: But again, so how do things socially dictates almost everything, right,
Speaker 3: So socially now the gap is getting smaller and smaller.
Speaker 3: So now we're seeing people that are around eighteen now
Speaker 3: are calling them like gen alpha or something.
Speaker 1: But that's not true. That's not how that works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not alpha yet.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was just it was just decades.
Speaker 1: That's for me.
Speaker 2: You say this is decade. It's just like I think
Speaker 2: I think for me, like the idea five years, it's
Speaker 2: just it's getting small. Five years is different because of
Speaker 2: the fact that you were you were not like I
Speaker 2: was done with high school before you started it. That's
Speaker 2: why I say this for like five years. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: we were that's where my brain is.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: The thing is if we all are aware and watch
Speaker 3: the same shows, yes, like mostly we talk about Dragon
Speaker 3: ball Z and all these certain things.
Speaker 1: You just watched it a little bit younger, so the same, Yeah,
Speaker 1: played the same games. Like it's not like there's like.
Speaker 2: It's not because me and my niece are like five
Speaker 2: years five six years, like almost six years apart. I
Speaker 2: remember vividly nine to eleven. She was born right after it,
Speaker 2: or just before she was born, just before. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a bit of a different that's a bit of
Speaker 2: a different experience.
Speaker 1: That's a weird example of like somebody who's like it'd
Speaker 1: be like, hey.
Speaker 2: Uh well that's where that's about that game.
Speaker 1: Do you remember? Well, yeah, but in your specific situation,
Speaker 1: you know, I just moved right. There's things if you
Speaker 1: just move the gap. Say if you guys were in
Speaker 1: the same gap, but you guys were just older, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you both remember. Now you guys are gonna remember, and
Speaker 1: that's like us, it's literally us.
Speaker 2: I think it's the idea of this stuff. I don't
Speaker 2: know like it's it's it's arbitrary, and I'm very aware
Speaker 2: that's arbitrary. I'm not trying to say it's.
Speaker 1: Like this is this is critical.
Speaker 3: The only thing is like I completely think it's okay
Speaker 3: for you to have that feeling. Like I My thing
Speaker 3: is when people start shaming other people, where I'm like,
Speaker 3: you have your own morals and stuff like that, where
Speaker 3: this is not an illegal thing you can do with
Speaker 3: a fucking nineteen year old if you have your own
Speaker 3: codes and stuff and your values and like I wouldn't
Speaker 3: do that. And I'm like, yeah, totally, I get that.
Speaker 3: But if you're going out of your way and be
Speaker 3: like what the fuck are you doing to other people,
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, like I think it's kind of like how like.
Speaker 3: The conservatives, you know, how they like, oh, my values
Speaker 3: are the only ones that are important, Like like let's
Speaker 3: not let's not go there. I think we can all
Speaker 3: kind of collectively even if you're conservative. Well that's not true.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say there's a lot of them that one.
Speaker 1: Okay, would you let Donald Trump marry your daughter at
Speaker 1: ten years old? It depends on the content like bro
Speaker 1: only take that. Never mind, I never mind that that's
Speaker 1: a bad example.
Speaker 3: But like, I think there's a lot of us societally
Speaker 3: can agree that you're fifty four, extremely rich fucking with
Speaker 3: a very young OnlyFans model is a dumb recipe.
Speaker 1: It's very stupid. It's a very dumb thing to do.
Speaker 1: Especially it's like this. Well, the other thing too, is
Speaker 1: like does he have a pattern of doing this? He has?
Speaker 1: So I don't know how young. I'm gonna say probably, but.
Speaker 2: I would imagine, yeah, he begins, I would probably bet
Speaker 2: he's a good looking, in shape rich man, actually extremely charismatic. Jesus,
Speaker 2: he sounds he's awesome. He's an awesome person. Is fucking
Speaker 2: like triple prestige.
Speaker 1: Like it's so how fit he was.
Speaker 2: I was jaw dropped that had his age. Remember he's
Speaker 2: obsessed because I was. I knew who he was obviously
Speaker 2: back in his arm. I wasn't alive really yet when
Speaker 2: he was really playing, but I knew who he was.
Speaker 2: I was I played football play and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's probably still in I saw him like pop back
Speaker 2: up like twenty sixteen. I was like, oh, he's he's
Speaker 2: doing something that's when he first started. His thing was
Speaker 2: Skip Mayle, and I was just like that he's probably
Speaker 2: he's when I saw and I was like, this guy
Speaker 2: is in insane shape.
Speaker 1: He's obsessed. Yeah, but he only he's only in shape
Speaker 1: still because of the donated pelvis.
Speaker 2: I mean absolutely absolutely, he definitely he's definitely like the
Speaker 2: chimera of a man to stay in shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has.
Speaker 2: He's take every ethnicity, Chris no problem. Watching watched me
Speaker 2: run a mile and watching one a mile in the.
Speaker 1: Shan Sharp has a passive ability to that wherever he
Speaker 1: walks into a room, everybody has no choice but to
Speaker 1: speak like him. This this imagine shop. We do what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm doing real good. I'm doing real good.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: My colon's little sound right now. It is crazy. But
Speaker 1: we can't go back to the colons. We're gonna move
Speaker 1: on to questions you could remember, you can You could
Speaker 1: never catch me with something like that.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of this clip could be like, oh,
Speaker 3: a lot of people could listen to this clip about
Speaker 3: Shannon sharperfel isolated. But then I throwing this colon shiny,
Speaker 3: like what the Fu's happened? It's all over context.
Speaker 2: Whatsoever to why they're talking about Colon's sucking the juice
Speaker 2: on his own Colon, All right, back there you go,
Speaker 2: Let's give you some questions. Skip skip skip skip general rule.
Speaker 1: Of thumb, though, don't have sex with people with the
Speaker 1: one in front of their name, all right in front
Speaker 1: of the very very very safe man general, unless you're
Speaker 1: at that age. Yeah, you gotta have the.
Speaker 3: Copy out of that if I'm If I'm that age,
Speaker 3: I'm I would of course i'd like fuck you obviously.
Speaker 1: But if you're that you shouldn't be listening to us anyway.
Speaker 1: If if this is for adults, this show, if you're
Speaker 1: a mature show for adults only, Okay, Lex Friedman, let's
Speaker 1: read that. That's that level, that's the level we're on.
Speaker 1: How how low would you go? Do you mean? What
Speaker 1: do you mean like you see with somebody? What's your
Speaker 1: what is your like your right now? I said, I
Speaker 1: don't see.
Speaker 3: I don't think like that, But like say, I think
Speaker 3: right now, uh Jojo is gonna be thirty this year,
Speaker 3: and so that's a large gap that's larger than like
Speaker 3: you guys, But like I think everything.
Speaker 2: I think at a certain point that the dimission returns
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Like to me the way that we talk, like she knows,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're using that phraser, right, but yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no returns. There's nothing you're getting back. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like we we we vibe on every like
Speaker 1: all the shows.
Speaker 3: It's again, it's it's we have all the same It's
Speaker 3: like you guys, it's very reminiscent of where we all
Speaker 3: watch the same things. There's no like when I've talked,
Speaker 3: like say, when I was at the gym yesterday, literally
Speaker 3: there was this fucking nineteen year old kid in the
Speaker 3: boxing area that wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: He's just a very talkative, rizzy kind of guy. So
Speaker 1: you shot him right, Well, I want to hit him,
Speaker 1: but he was he was cool and he actually knew
Speaker 1: a lot more about politics and we started getting on
Speaker 1: that subject and I was I was a little bit
Speaker 1: delighted that seeing somebody this young. But also there were
Speaker 1: terms that he was using that I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about here? You know to me that that's
Speaker 1: the type of thing and like that was like Jan
Speaker 1: and Charp must be dealing with that ship. Yeah, hearing
Speaker 1: things and it completely going out of his ear and
Speaker 1: just now that's why it's like, why are you involved?
Speaker 1: Right point extent? Man, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: He's just nodding his head, because there's plenty, there's plenty
Speaker 2: of bad blad there's plenty of bad bitches that are
Speaker 2: just like there was a Battie.
Speaker 1: On his slightly oh yeah, Battye on his show that
Speaker 1: he was flirting with because well she was flirting with him.
Speaker 1: But the funny thing about this he was doing there's
Speaker 1: a formula that some people use. It's like age plus something.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it is. Oh yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. It was something like I know what you're
Speaker 1: talking audience, somebody will know. So he was trying to
Speaker 1: do this math because there's this girl that I think
Speaker 1: she was in her thirties or she was about to
Speaker 1: turn thirty. She was like I think around and he
Speaker 1: was trying to like do some math to like bump
Speaker 1: it up to where it would meet his standard. And
Speaker 1: it was like Joe thirty exactly. It was a Joe.
Speaker 1: But it's that's awesome now what we know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you bitch, you were doing this bit like as if
Speaker 1: you give a ship at all. That's so funny.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he piped that ship out of her after
Speaker 2: the show was over. Come here, come here camera right
Speaker 2: now he goes. He slashed the camera to Dust.
Speaker 1: I think it's a what the fuck was it? I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, Yeah, I think for me, it's just
Speaker 1: those age I think dating is dating is probably like
Speaker 1: no more than no more than three years younger. I
Speaker 1: think no more than three generally. I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: there might be an like if if I don't know
Speaker 1: some fucking famous you know what I mean, if like
Speaker 1: some celebrity who happened to be like twin Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know it was like and I happen to be like,
Speaker 1: oh sure this would be interesting. Yeah. I just I
Speaker 1: just don't think about it.
Speaker 3: I don't really think hard as long as it's like
Speaker 3: if we're because to me, it's like especially when I
Speaker 3: think about people who aren't in like loving relationships when
Speaker 3: they do, because it's almost the same as someone's like,
Speaker 3: oh I need I need to day someone who's above
Speaker 3: six feet or whatever. They have these hard cutoffs, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're missing so many good connects, potential directions
Speaker 3: by having these hard cutoffs. And I said, this is
Speaker 3: specifically for people who are looking who are still in
Speaker 3: the dating pool world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can have your preferences. I think people have
Speaker 1: comfort zones, you know what I mean, Like where it's
Speaker 1: just say, I think my comfort zone is like probably
Speaker 1: three years in either direction, honestly, like three years older,
Speaker 1: three years younger. It's kind of like it's just like
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 3: Follow that, you might you know, let's just say for sake,
Speaker 3: argument like somebody the love of your life is four
Speaker 3: years younger.
Speaker 1: What if you were like yeah, and I was, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh sorry, yeah, yeah, it would be fucking insane.
Speaker 1: So it's like, hey, you have.
Speaker 2: Your general idea I could truly love a woman.
Speaker 1: That's true. Just not there, it's there. That's perfect. We're
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Speaker 2: Not putting the chat is not putting the chat?
Speaker 1: That put up in the chat that what I put
Speaker 1: it up put into the group test today, didn't Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I start all of the I was gonna say, we
Speaker 1: should show some of that art. Dude, we're getting some
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Speaker 1: the email, in the email, I don't have it on
Speaker 1: my phone. Could you put some of that up? I
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Speaker 1: Put a bunch of them on. Oh you know what
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Speaker 1: them exactly at an hour. I'll put them on the screen. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'll put them on the screen. We're getting a lot
Speaker 1: of ah, we're getting a lot of fan art. I
Speaker 1: guess that's fucking crap. I'm gonna locked out of the email,
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Speaker 1: made a habit of checking I do have it, do
Speaker 1: you have access to the Instagram. I just have the Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's nice. I like that.
Speaker 2: Someone put one of them as Darth Jitler and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I love it. I mean it looks cool,
Speaker 2: but like I was like, stupid, I lovel I'm never
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Speaker 1: I just thought of that after I read it. I
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Speaker 2: But thank you.
Speaker 1: Ji hope, I hope your birds are still alive. Man.
Speaker 1: John trying to come on the show next time. He's
Speaker 1: in l A now. He's mares. He's a lot of
Speaker 1: us are doing stuff. Chris. All you gotta do is
Speaker 1: ask a question. Yeah, stop, I know. I know. It's
Speaker 1: just we were just talking about it. Kingston. I swear
Speaker 1: he doesn't listen. I'm gonna put it on. But I
Speaker 1: love it. I love this so much. That's me.
Speaker 3: I'm blurring that and that I'm not gonna show you
Speaker 3: should you should actually from now on, juste you should.
Speaker 1: You should? You should take that camera and just zooming
Speaker 1: in on me and then never cut. We can never
Speaker 1: cut hilarious, disembodied voice the whole episode.
Speaker 3: That's funny, that's even funny, you know, like I was
Speaker 3: just always never on camera. What do you think about? Uh,
Speaker 3: what do you think about?
Speaker 1: Do you think about black people being humiliated? Isn't that funny?
Speaker 1: Who's who?
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny? DJ bladd is some dumb Russian or
Speaker 3: something person. Well, yeah, he interviews like, uh, you get
Speaker 3: most people in hip hop. He used to be a
Speaker 3: DJ proper and then he started not liking him and
Speaker 3: dicks his nose and everything.
Speaker 1: DJ Vlad, I could have sworn you invented that character
Speaker 1: Vlacula Blacula goddamn anyway, lad son of the Dragon. All right,
Speaker 1: so beato my Meto wrote in nice Nico says hello
Speaker 1: Lord Derek, Emperor, Chris and Peasantston. Upon Chris's recommendation, I
Speaker 1: watched Severance and it's now my time in my list
Speaker 1: of top ten shows. It's really great. Uh. My question
Speaker 1: is if you could sever yourself for a job, task
Speaker 1: or period of your life. Would you do it now?
Speaker 1: I don't want to split my consciousness into into two
Speaker 1: warring factions. I do that sounds like hell, I want
Speaker 1: to have my happiness, and then when I'm with Lily,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. So you get to just every time you
Speaker 1: leave the house, I'm happy. You forget your life in
Speaker 1: the house, and so you're like carefree and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get to live. I'm so happy.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. And then you know, I do like
Speaker 1: car wheels and stuff. But then from from the from
Speaker 1: the house, king from House Kingston's perspective, he's always locked
Speaker 1: in there and he always has to deal with Lily's nonsense.
Speaker 1: I think house Case would just kill himself. Thanks. You
Speaker 1: need to clean the house twenty times right now. Then
Speaker 1: I need you to shave the it's getting really dirty,
Speaker 1: it's getting carrying along. It doesn't look good anymore.
Speaker 2: It would be it would just be me dangling from
Speaker 2: I don't know, we don't have anything really dangle from.
Speaker 1: Stop trying.
Speaker 7: Down.
Speaker 1: What's the matter, Lily, my daughter in law. He can't die,
Speaker 1: you know, he can't die. But we're killing this. We're
Speaker 1: running this joke. This is a cold joke type. It's
Speaker 1: appropriate that we're beating Kingston's dad to death.
Speaker 2: It's funny because our friends are doing it now too.
Speaker 1: They getting Yeah, because I showed up because we were
Speaker 1: going to do a thing, and I case, it was
Speaker 1: like three hours four hours late, so I had so
Speaker 1: I showed up on time obviously. Uh And so I
Speaker 1: just had a lot of time just hanging out with them,
Speaker 1: and I spread it amongst them. Yes, so now they're
Speaker 1: all doing dude. People wrote into the Sacred a couple
Speaker 1: of times with that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of like your your guys be like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is that? Yeah, like hearing this ship
Speaker 2: out of context.
Speaker 1: Like what was that? I have to explain so many
Speaker 1: things so often, like somebody was like an insane somebody
Speaker 1: with an insane name will write in and then Colin
Speaker 1: will read it. I'll be like, and he goes that
Speaker 1: one of you guys, some one of your guys, come on,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, you know, of course it is.
Speaker 3: I want people to have more call in related names
Speaker 3: in our uh in ours gonna be yeahs o Colin's colon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, everybody, everybody changed your name instead of to
Speaker 1: Key David, everybody changed your name if you can to
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty. No trickery with it, no nothing. I want
Speaker 1: to get to a point where we're reading the credits
Speaker 1: and I have to say Colin Moriarty fifty times in
Speaker 1: a row. I love that. Yeah, go ahead, I love
Speaker 1: it getting to him too. Yeah, he gets like fifty
Speaker 1: questions from Calbary, but they're all different calibor. He needs
Speaker 1: a starter and he's just getting fused. It was like,
Speaker 1: did I do this? Gets that crazy? Take it any work?
Speaker 1: Colin's been teetering on the edge of suicide for a
Speaker 1: long time. It's like a little like a cloud of
Speaker 1: a clown of a ball on the fucking on a pin.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a scene in Cat in the Hat,
Speaker 1: but like there's no whimsy at all. So he's really
Speaker 1: in danger. It's just bad.
Speaker 2: If he falls, he will die. His magic's not gonna activate.
Speaker 2: He does not restarted nine inch mails?
Speaker 1: Do we wait? Do we answer the question? I remember
Speaker 1: what it was, I don't remember separating. Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: said we went nine inch mails right, and he says, hi, boys,
Speaker 1: actually it's for Derek. Derek again, Fuck you Kingston specifically,
Speaker 1: whoa jeez, goddamnd damn. What's your feeling on the new
Speaker 1: slash upcoming ghost stuff that's come out. Uh would love
Speaker 1: to hear your thoughts about the album once it's out.
Speaker 1: Piss and piece, oh piss, let's say piss and piece
Speaker 1: piss and piece o piss And I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: what don't trying to assess it.
Speaker 3: I remember the old head in the first game Good
Speaker 3: Safety and Piece off that year and then he like
Speaker 3: tries to kill you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, bastard, Like I knew, I love Uh.
Speaker 3: They put they put jd Vance in the fucking Assassin's
Speaker 3: Creek drip and I was like, that makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: That makes so much sense. Walking up to the pope, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, of course Francis maybe do that. He
Speaker 1: just like he does his faces. And then Charlie Kirk
Speaker 1: comes to Yeah, that fucking video is awesome. That BIKA
Speaker 1: video of Charlie Kirk RFK and fucking jd Vance killing
Speaker 1: that baby is one of the funniest things I've ever Fantastic.
Speaker 1: The noise Charlie Kirk makes it that video is fucking
Speaker 1: so scared, like it's actually genuinely unnerving. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like it's like the sound of like like a cryptid
Speaker 1: that used to be a really big problem for humanity
Speaker 1: but like has since been dealt with. But there's like
Speaker 1: a like a lingering genetic memory that tells us we
Speaker 1: should be afraid of it, right.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: It was really descriptive. It was really awkward. It was
Speaker 1: a weird about detail. I like I like this.
Speaker 2: I like to think that Charlie Kirk knows when he's
Speaker 2: gonna die, why, just constantly.
Speaker 1: That's why he's constantly trying to get his mind change,
Speaker 1: and he's he's trying to have as many experiences as
Speaker 1: possible before his time runs out.
Speaker 2: I like him waking up sad knowing that like he's
Speaker 2: got like maybe seven months left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I one day more. He's tallying, tallying the days
Speaker 1: in his arm. It would be so, it would be
Speaker 1: so metal if he wasn't so dumb and stupid, yeah
Speaker 1: and obviously gay and yeah, dumb, stupid and gay. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: he's so homest all hard sucks. It's so annoying that
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Bro, think Men Shapiro is probably gay.
Speaker 1: Ben Spero's pie probably I could say he hasn't met
Speaker 1: the right guy, but like, I think he probably experimented
Speaker 1: in school.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I feel like Ben
Speaker 2: Shapiro kissed the dick in and like he thought he
Speaker 2: was going to react way more like aggressively towards and
Speaker 2: he was like.
Speaker 1: You're really curious about You're really curious about what a
Speaker 1: foreskin was? I do think he's like, can you show
Speaker 1: me your forestkin? In fact, I'm very curious. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: are you Mexican? Imagine you're not circumcised going to see
Speaker 1: your pina? Might I see your foreskin? Man?
Speaker 2: Please borrow under your foreskin?
Speaker 1: And I don't know, man, I build drywall. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't give a fuck what you do. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm show me how much is showing you show me
Speaker 1: your forest gain? How about the deed? Did the Daily
Speaker 1: Wire I can pick a whole depot gives them the
Speaker 1: deed of the holy This guy just shows them as
Speaker 1: a dick. I like the idea that there's a deed,
Speaker 1: that there's a deed to the Daily Wire, I guess, man,
Speaker 1: And then he shows them as uncircumcised penis, and like,
Speaker 1: in fact, that's actually everyone kiss man, kiss it. I
Speaker 1: guess may can I get out one more blooming? Alright?
Speaker 1: Michael rows, So I haven't. Uh, I haven't. I haven't yet.
Speaker 3: I haven't listened. I haven't ready to go. I didn't
Speaker 3: have time to listen to it last night. I was
Speaker 3: going to because it just dropped last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh so form what I've heard of it so far?
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds good, but I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of I don't know how to its usually,
Speaker 1: I only I just haven't had anything hit as hard
Speaker 1: as a Meteora back in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Is I just think that album just I don't know.
Speaker 3: There was just something special about that mediora. I just
Speaker 3: said Meteora, didn't I he did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was from Lincoln. That is the wrong you
Speaker 1: said Videora for twenty fifteen, And my brain was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like it was a short circuits. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you caught me in because I wouldn't have noticed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I only caught. I had to get it out because
Speaker 1: I was panicking. Now can you can you imagine it?
Speaker 1: It came out that late? Yeah? See, now I ruined
Speaker 1: it because now I can't remember what the actual album
Speaker 1: it's like, metis Is it something close to Mediora? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is it Meteor. No hold on, mister medi mister, mister,
Speaker 1: mister Mediora. It's a puppet show about Lincoln Park, mister
Speaker 1: medior And I guess Meliora Meliora very close. But that's
Speaker 1: like a video, Okay, I can see why you misspoke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that I mean, even though some of the recent
Speaker 3: albums are much more popular. See but like say, I
Speaker 3: don't know one of my favorite songs. I just like
Speaker 3: more stuff that's there. Well, to be fair, they released
Speaker 3: the song actually on this album that's very reminiscent to
Speaker 3: one of my favorite songs there.
Speaker 1: It's called a Sears and uh yes, and so it's
Speaker 1: probably gonna be good. It seems good. We'll see what happens. Man.
Speaker 1: I like ghosts. Oh what the fuck I'm wearing ghost whoa.
Speaker 1: I just realized that right now, that's true. That's crazy. Actually,
Speaker 1: just wasn't planning to just you know, throw on something
Speaker 1: whatever on the co hangar. Yeah yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like them. A lot of people don't like them.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have an idea of an introduction, right, nothing
Speaker 2: to do with this at all at all. Oh great,
Speaker 2: So you know it's Xerxes, right, Yes, that that that
Speaker 2: character from three hundred from three hundred, and his name
Speaker 2: was Jerksys. And instead of and instead of trying to
Speaker 2: get the Spartans to like, you know, join the Persian Empire,
Speaker 2: he just jerked all their dicks off.
Speaker 3: Just the three hundred, just the three hundred or all
Speaker 3: of them, every man, press it every So he's Jerkseys
Speaker 3: and he gets everybody to join the person army by jerking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first he gets that little humpty dumpy looking again,
Speaker 2: he jerks him to complete him.
Speaker 1: Oh, he definitely jerked him.
Speaker 2: It's a long jerk though, there's a long jerk for
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because he's he's a he's a gooner, so
Speaker 1: he has a lot of experience. He's like takes a
Speaker 1: long time to come. Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm physically being hurt by the fact that I made this.
Speaker 1: You know, like the.
Speaker 3: Immortals like they were like doing their own thing, you know,
Speaker 3: in Japan or whatever the fuck they are, and then
Speaker 3: they jerked them off, like you know what, I like,
Speaker 3: the Persian Army it's good.
Speaker 1: I just got so tired. Yeah, I just got so tired.
Speaker 2: I did physical dam I think my spirit tried to
Speaker 2: stand up out of my body and I was just
Speaker 2: holding it.
Speaker 1: I felt like a dammit, when you said that.
Speaker 2: He fucking area of effect. Yeah, you fucked everybody's.
Speaker 1: When he watching the room makes everybody talk like him, right,
Speaker 1: he is strong, but dude, yeah, I don't know. He's really.
Speaker 2: Jerksy's Yeah, Jesus, you're not gonna get in my way
Speaker 2: this time. Jannon, you're black.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never listened to the Ghosts. I've heard
Speaker 1: like a principle. I just did like a lot of
Speaker 1: their stuff. I probably would. The thing that's that's bugging
Speaker 1: me right now is like, so Rise Against This is
Speaker 1: coming out with a new album, right yeah, and they
Speaker 1: have two singles out and I really don't fuck with
Speaker 1: either of them. An it's like the first time ever
Speaker 1: I think that that's happening, because there's there's only been
Speaker 1: one album before this where I'm like, oh, the mixing
Speaker 1: was kind of off, but I still liked it. This
Speaker 1: one is like mixing is like it's just ruining everything.
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know if I can't even tell
Speaker 1: if the song underneath it is good or not because
Speaker 1: the mixing is so distractingly bad.
Speaker 3: That's what happened to the New Kills was engaged album.
Speaker 3: But the thing that upsets me is that it doesn't
Speaker 3: seem like most people. This is I think this is
Speaker 3: a me problem, specifically because.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get I couldn't get it out a big
Speaker 1: parcels talking specifically skilled, yeah, specific specific specifically, Yeah, specimically.
Speaker 3: I've been mixing so much recently, you know, in the
Speaker 3: past few years that I noticed stuff that I never
Speaker 3: noticed even with old shit that I listened to. Now,
Speaker 3: I've noticed certain mistakes, a little clipping error, like a
Speaker 3: lot of things.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. So now what I'm hearing certain things happen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this sounds fucking terrible. But most people
Speaker 1: I've I saw no criticism of the New Kiss Whach
Speaker 1: album as far as it's sounding a mixed disaster, yeah,
Speaker 1: and people like this is one of the best albums
Speaker 1: they've released in recent years. I don't agree.
Speaker 3: Even the songs are a little mid to me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so I'm like it is a bummer. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he kills us. They haven't released in
Speaker 1: albumsin is twenty nineteen, so now they dropped this one,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, all these years later they dropped this.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't understand. I feel insane sometimes or what
Speaker 1: other best albums recent just came out in twenty like
Speaker 1: twelve or two thirteen, when their old singer came back.
Speaker 1: People still like all the older ship. When this black
Speaker 1: guy Coward was singing, that's still a kind of like
Speaker 1: objective n Howard. Oh did it sound like I said? Coward, Coward,
Speaker 1: Coward the courage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his name's Coward, Curly couragely dog and he sings buddy,
Speaker 3: And that's what's so weird about his dynamic because he
Speaker 3: sings so powerful and like he's strong, but he's a.
Speaker 2: Huge, massive coward, giant pussy and he's also he.
Speaker 1: Actually is a dog too. So yeah, you think I'm
Speaker 1: lying none of it. Just I'm sure none of you
Speaker 1: have actually seen kills which live, so you don't even
Speaker 1: know if a coward? Yeah yeah, so but uh yeah
Speaker 1: yeah so but yeah ghost checkout ghost guys. I'll give
Speaker 1: you some starting things. Uh, dance macabre so great fucking song,
Speaker 1: super fun. That's a classic song people know by people
Speaker 1: don't know about that song.
Speaker 3: Some people that might have heard it and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't know this was Ghost because ghost because people
Speaker 3: probably see Ghost and they imagine if haven't heard them music,
Speaker 3: they probably think they're like heavy, Like no, they're like
Speaker 3: poppy dance rock. Fucking Some people call them Scooby Doo
Speaker 3: rock because there's one song. They had, one song called
Speaker 3: the Square Hammer that has this it has this kind
Speaker 3: of like organ sound in the beginning that reminds them
Speaker 3: of Scooby Doo and now they're like they're the Scooby
Speaker 3: Doo band.
Speaker 1: It like it's like and it's oh yeah, it gets
Speaker 1: people like that, you know, Yeah, yeah, it's so Scooby
Speaker 1: that song that's crazy.
Speaker 3: So Square Hammer is a fucking great song. They have
Speaker 3: a mini hits Tobias Forge, who's the guy that does
Speaker 3: it all. He kind of sucks. But other than that,
Speaker 3: you know, just as a.
Speaker 1: A lot of all his old band members they all
Speaker 1: quit and whenever that happens, it's not it's him. It's
Speaker 1: not that Yeah. Usually yeah, yeah, Ohanna means you're gay
Speaker 1: road in they just I he just he just I
Speaker 1: wanted to get this, even though he already addressed Derek
Speaker 1: Shandon Sharpe's acues of vraproof on that a bit. So
Speaker 1: I want to acknowledge you we got we got to
Speaker 1: your thing, all right, So technically this your your questions read.
Speaker 1: I'm also counting that as a question, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the average up, even if the
Speaker 1: questions suck or are redundant. I like it. I appreciate that. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hispanic man. Oh, this is just it's it's his name
Speaker 1: is Come, but it's all small. See you am comeron
Speaker 1: He says, hello, Hispanic manic, dark steel sweener. And you
Speaker 1: get nothing, Derek, And then a little sad people are
Speaker 1: why everybody's so mean? It just has like a little
Speaker 1: it's just like you get nothing, Derek, Like, why white
Speaker 1: exclude one of us? You mess with one of us,
Speaker 1: You messed with all of us. A spider man, spider
Speaker 1: man one, You get nothing, you lose good dayser Oh
Speaker 1: and then it cuts out. Why would he called Charlie colorblind?
Speaker 1: Charlie's essentially colorly.
Speaker 2: I mean, I tell Charlie is essentially a black man.
Speaker 1: You really think about it agorically because he's what radio
Speaker 1: sc Did you watch several Yeah, I watched The Unapologetic
Speaker 1: Black Man of Charlie whatever his name is, Charlie Charlie Chocolate.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Charlie chocoalt Chocole chocklestein Chocoal is
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid. I knew you were destined to own
Speaker 1: this factory, Charlie chocal Scene. I just had to test
Speaker 1: you to make sure, and you passed as soon you
Speaker 1: did because you still broke the rules. Actually, you're just
Speaker 1: the last people to do so. I guess you're the
Speaker 1: last one was not dead. Everyone else got killed him.
Speaker 1: We took we took everybody in the back room and
Speaker 1: executed them via firing squad the back of the head.
Speaker 1: Mike TV is dead, Varuca Salt is dead. Fucking the
Speaker 1: pudgy Violet is dead. My god? What's uh? What's the one?
Speaker 1: The fat kid Augusta's Gloop Is that real? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the one. He's the fact that the drowns in the lake. August,
Speaker 1: This gloop August this gloom a great big, greedy and
Speaker 1: his name is his last name is Gloopy. He's fat, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's fat. So how is that any different than Chocole
Speaker 1: stain Well, like you might as well be like Charlie
Speaker 1: made characters time yea arucas Sault because she's like, you know, uh, spicy,
Speaker 1: spicy character Violet Violet, Violet Beauregard turns purples. This gloop
Speaker 1: is fat.
Speaker 2: You're making me what you say it was?
Speaker 1: Are they carnivorous? How you're asking they're from Africa? No,
Speaker 1: they're not. No, they're from that's in Africa, you fuckingsch
Speaker 1: Aren't they from Africa? Is Africa? South America? South America?
Speaker 1: Actually Africa.
Speaker 2: I think the new ones are South America. I think
Speaker 2: the old are African.
Speaker 1: I am from South Africa. I think this is I
Speaker 1: think this is the time was a really good thing.
Speaker 1: We ros we a blacks till we could dance it
Speaker 1: sing really the stutter in how do I f.
Speaker 2: Do you think you think you get? Do you think
Speaker 2: you get? How many did you get?
Speaker 1: Defeat?
Speaker 2: Like if they like if three men came in, Yeah.
Speaker 1: If they're a factory workers, if if they have tools,
Speaker 1: them fox, But I think by themselves they're formidable.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I could I can probably take two of them, but
Speaker 1: then the third one will probably it will catch me off.
Speaker 1: You also have to understand that they they must telepathically communicate, right,
Speaker 1: they must have a telepathic they well, they're able to
Speaker 1: sing songs on the fly in perfect like they understand
Speaker 1: what everybody. Every everybody has a dance. They know what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do, they know what they're gonna say, absolutely correct.
Speaker 2: I think they've recruited course thousands of dances and I
Speaker 2: didn't have them all.
Speaker 7: So that.
Speaker 1: Act. Well, so your implication, right, is that when somebody
Speaker 1: they want get the Dragon Factory dies, ostensibly they're not
Speaker 1: actually singing and dancing. What happens is two of Ballooma's
Speaker 1: roll in a TV like it's like like a substitute
Speaker 1: teacher in school, and they wheel on the TV and
Speaker 1: they play one of the videos that they've recorded. No, no,
Speaker 1: that happens to be.
Speaker 2: They have them all down pat and then when someone dies,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, this fits the.
Speaker 3: And he was like yeah, so when they all go
Speaker 3: for the when uh, doctor Strange went through every possible
Speaker 3: scenario and so they just.
Speaker 1: Have them all queued up.
Speaker 2: Because because I think I think if you if you
Speaker 2: go bass to the wall, I think it killed probably
Speaker 2: quite a few. I don't think it's just because I
Speaker 2: think if you're like, I have to win, no, because
Speaker 2: how hard is the divide jugular?
Speaker 1: Are they like? It's probably not about yours. They're you
Speaker 1: can catch and grab one and then hold it failing
Speaker 1: and in the middle of pie with two and then
Speaker 1: the rest got you. Man, that's the problem. You have
Speaker 1: to you have to make it so they can't get
Speaker 1: behind you. I think they're really underestimating these guys. Man.
Speaker 2: I think I'm not like I think I kill pretty easily.
Speaker 1: I don't think you bring bring a small person in Like,
Speaker 1: they're not small people. They're opus not human, they're not
Speaker 1: human powers. Yeah, like you said, they have their there.
Speaker 1: I want to how drible policity of telepathy telepathy upathy?
Speaker 7: How?
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the one because I think it
Speaker 1: hammered on the back of head and crazy they put
Speaker 1: the whole boat.
Speaker 2: Like them is that they do from what do you
Speaker 2: call it? From a family?
Speaker 1: What did they do know?
Speaker 2: They're just talking about how God's not real.
Speaker 1: Because it's because of it's because of the Joe in
Speaker 1: the wheelchairs. He's abandoned. He maybe has forgotten you. That
Speaker 1: was one of the earliest things. I remember seeing that
Speaker 1: made me like a laugh great because I was just like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is maybe this is very unapologetically like cruel. Anyway,
Speaker 1: His question is screw characters with plot armor. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite character with plot cancer a character that the story
Speaker 1: is always against.
Speaker 5: At all times? Oh, I got one, easily, I got
Speaker 5: I got one too. Vegina, Mm, easily, Yeah. Vegina gets
Speaker 5: the Virginia gets the proverbial pipe. Gohan, dude, But Gohana
Speaker 5: just gets random power ups.
Speaker 1: Gohan gets random Gohan gets treated fairly but forgotten often,
Speaker 1: where so Gina gets a lot of attention but is
Speaker 1: often mistreated, you know what I mean, Because Gohan's just
Speaker 1: like he's he left, you know what I mean, He's
Speaker 1: not even a part of it, which is disrespectful in
Speaker 1: its own way, But I would argue it's arguably more
Speaker 1: disrespectful to be in the entire thing forever because and
Speaker 1: then constantly like not get away.
Speaker 2: Agree with that because I think the idea is people
Speaker 2: are like Gohans fuck you, domb that he doesn't want
Speaker 2: to fight, and it's like you remember when he got
Speaker 2: kidnapped at four years old and left in a forest
Speaker 2: for a year. Y'all forgot that part. Remember when he
Speaker 2: went to an alien planet at five and got his
Speaker 2: neck broken, or when or or when he was eight,
Speaker 2: or or when he was six and then he thought
Speaker 2: spaceler was coming to Earth and he put on armor
Speaker 2: and went to fight. When he was I don't know,
Speaker 2: learning schoolwork, or you know, when his dad died and
Speaker 2: he had to raise his brother with his mind. It's like,
Speaker 2: that's so dumb, and I'm like, it's it gets drafted.
Speaker 1: The worst is go on too, but it's it's it's
Speaker 1: future go on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he gets he has he has the worst existence.
Speaker 1: He has the worst life ever in that world because
Speaker 1: he's just.
Speaker 2: Buy himself fighting androids. Then he has the Then he
Speaker 2: kids chomped protecting but Gena's kid and he loses heart.
Speaker 1: Why would you like, I would just not be there,
Speaker 1: like I'm not doing this anymore. Trumps didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: He just was born, you know, Yeah, but I I
Speaker 1: just had a certain plant. I'm like, why I'm gone,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: I would have I would have went dynamic. Actually, I
Speaker 2: would have just went I'm oh, that can't even just
Speaker 2: leave because remember dead dating them die so they can't
Speaker 2: even like they can't even use the dragon Balls to leave.
Speaker 1: I don't think they can use science. I don't eve
Speaker 1: think they have ships they can They probably don't know anything.
Speaker 1: The time she is probably the only thing they got. Really,
Speaker 1: I guess I have the.
Speaker 2: Time of ship, but they don't have the ability to
Speaker 2: leave planet.
Speaker 1: Is crazy. I think it's more about a resource thing
Speaker 1: where it's like, hey, we can leave the planet, or
Speaker 1: we can save reality. We could you know, get this
Speaker 1: from happening. Doesn't work, It doesn't, yeah, because it's it's
Speaker 1: it's not a different timeline. That's like the worst thing.
Speaker 1: Bran time travels down. So they're like, oh, once we
Speaker 1: do this, if he succeeds, this will fade. Isn't that?
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy that the timeline of dragon Ball isn't
Speaker 2: the main one, like the one that we follow to
Speaker 2: like now and Super is not the main timeline. But
Speaker 2: the main timeline is the one where Gohan dies and
Speaker 2: Trunks gets killed at every like Trunks has to grow
Speaker 2: up by himself. What do you mean who says that
Speaker 2: because he that timeline is already in place. I mean
Speaker 2: that one had that happened already, so for him to
Speaker 2: come back in time and interact with the one that
Speaker 2: we're used to dealing with means that one is a
Speaker 2: secondary one.
Speaker 1: Is that what that means?
Speaker 2: It's not the main timeline.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's how that works. I don't
Speaker 1: know if thats just how it How would you explain that?
Speaker 3: Well, because it at a certain point, because what say,
Speaker 3: there was a first timeline, right, there was a first timeline,
Speaker 3: and there has there's an entire way that something played out.
Speaker 3: I would say that we don't know if that's the Well,
Speaker 3: all I can say is we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't officially know what's the It would have to
Speaker 1: be the creator would have to say what's the official timeline?
Speaker 1: Because what I say only because I know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: But like something could have happened beyond for example, the
Speaker 1: Android should happening. Something else that could have happened, and
Speaker 1: then they jumped to another one that caused the Android
Speaker 1: thing to happen. You know what I'm saying. It could be,
Speaker 1: but that one is younger. That timeline is younger because the.
Speaker 2: Cursive event of what happened is all linearly the same
Speaker 2: until trunks a person from external timeline covenent to fears
Speaker 2: of the time.
Speaker 1: Again. I guess the way that I feel about it
Speaker 1: is like the main timeline is the one that I'm following,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's the time I were
Speaker 1: focusing on. That one is a younger timeline, sure, perhaps,
Speaker 1: but also there may be one before that, because like say,
Speaker 1: less of the android thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have that that to me, the timeline that
Speaker 2: we follow is a timeline that is inherently altered because
Speaker 2: of Trump's intervention.
Speaker 1: It's a much new it's a much word timeline. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Imagine somebody came in here, like somebody emerged a portal
Speaker 1: and they walked up to you and they were like,
Speaker 1: this is a secondary timeline, and then they left. They'd
Speaker 1: be like, all right, what.
Speaker 2: Am I relative to you? I guess I'm in this one.
Speaker 2: Elaborate though, can you?
Speaker 1: Can you? You almost like an Asian did up labor.
Speaker 1: I don't think he did. I think he just spoke. No,
Speaker 1: he said, he said, is that Scooby do or Asian
Speaker 1: agent Scooby Doo? Dude? Damn that he's had that? Damn
Speaker 1: se are and are on the beginning of words and
Speaker 1: on els. It's crazy Asian have a rough am I
Speaker 1: am I conjuring this? Did he have like the thing too? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like he's like dressed all completely Asian. I've I've seen
Speaker 1: that before. I don't know if that is not a
Speaker 1: racist caricature that was made by a fan. That was real?
Speaker 1: I see, Like, did indeed have I have that on
Speaker 1: my phone? Do you? Of course? Because because I've had
Speaker 1: that printed on a cake for my birthday that might
Speaker 1: be on my birthday cake this tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Something tried to get one of the cake artists to
Speaker 3: put a swatstick on my cake.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's a little much. When was this eight?
Speaker 1: It wasn't that, It was just I think just before
Speaker 1: that when he was eight. Yeah, I think it was
Speaker 1: in just but they right before the pandemic habin. I
Speaker 1: think it was that or something or it was around that.
Speaker 1: That's what that makes that makes sense, And like it
Speaker 1: was like this year, I would be like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: it's not the best thing that The best thing we
Speaker 1: can do is give you the tool to do it yourself.
Speaker 2: And so they put a vany cock corn like they
Speaker 2: still accommodated you.
Speaker 1: Still, Yeah, they still were like, oh well because I
Speaker 1: guess they convinced them because you know, all my friends
Speaker 1: are brown, so I think they were like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: clearly it's not some white thing that they're actually you know.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's a joke. Our friend's black man,
Speaker 3: This would be funny. Who are stupid like that? They're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's I get it, but I'm still not doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine I understand.
Speaker 2: Imagine you had you had a kid's birthday party, right
Speaker 2: and they're like, hey, let's bring out Kevin the Klansman,
Speaker 2: and a fucking clan dude comes out, what's.
Speaker 1: Up, brother, we got our let's do our little lynchen party.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a pinata, but it's on lynch.
Speaker 2: Old black kids sitting there and they just fucking streak this.
Speaker 2: They don't put on his neck, they put on it
Speaker 2: like a little arms. So he's like kind of dangles.
Speaker 7: Get your little sticks to beat the little negroid boys.
Speaker 1: Put me down, Let me down, said where that kid
Speaker 1: gets obsessed with where Larry's just doodling swastikas because he's bored,
Speaker 1: and some little gay kid walks in. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love that design. This sow is like a pillow
Speaker 1: with it on it as like a gift. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's funny. That's just so good. Is insane? Well it well,
Speaker 1: now here's the thing about it. I remember seeing that
Speaker 1: shit on desks in school all the time, and I
Speaker 1: remember people doodling it who I knew for a fact
Speaker 1: were not and still are to this day, not at
Speaker 1: all even close to being racist. It literally was just so,
Speaker 1: you're in history class, you're bored, You're etching all sorts
Speaker 1: of shit and slurs, curse words, doodles, and then like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking this, what is the high school s? I remember
Speaker 1: seeing so many of those, right, and so like Singlarry
Speaker 1: Doo was funny because I just like, I know for
Speaker 1: a fact that that's like, it must be like a
Speaker 1: universal thing up until recently where it became like like
Speaker 1: it's not just a doodle anymore. And now it's like
Speaker 1: weird because the thing that we all kind of assumed,
Speaker 1: which was like, hey, they're evil, right, Hey Hitler sucks.
Speaker 1: Now that's like widely contested at least on Twitter. It's
Speaker 1: not really on Twitter in the real world. It's still
Speaker 1: pretty like yeah, no ship. But the fact that the
Speaker 1: conversation is that makes that feel like way worse. It's
Speaker 1: just like you can't.
Speaker 2: I think it's strange, Like I think the Swaska symbol
Speaker 2: from what it oritage it or the original origin, the
Speaker 2: origin of it is inherently sort of an enticing visual thing.
Speaker 2: I guess I think it's meant to be like I
Speaker 2: think it's like the symbols. This is pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: How to do it? Go to the middle the Swasa.
Speaker 1: It's where that you're starting. What are you doing? I
Speaker 1: don't know what what are you doing? He's doing something
Speaker 1: I'm sucking up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't intersect.
Speaker 1: You're so close it's like DNA. Wait yeah, not make
Speaker 1: it face that way. The way that you're starting. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what you're doing at this point. It's
Speaker 1: a hangman.
Speaker 2: But like the other no, fuck me, are so mind
Speaker 2: blowingly restarting.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know if I can remember. Stupid Nazi.
Speaker 1: It's that simple. It's interesting that like I've never seen
Speaker 1: I usually see people start from the right. And I
Speaker 1: don't write like a normal person. I mean I don't often.
Speaker 1: I was taught how to write by like I was.
Speaker 1: I was taught how to write by a left handed teacher,
Speaker 1: so I write everything left handed with my right hand. Interesting,
Speaker 1: what it's all fucked up? I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: there was a difference. There is there, I mean because
Speaker 1: I've had people point out to me, like it's just like,
Speaker 1: how do you I'll do your name right, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be really boring for the let's see. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so the the way how you started your the way?
Speaker 1: How you so I don't do that. That's not a
Speaker 1: left handed thing. So you start your e your lowercase
Speaker 1: E from the body from the ending. You start from
Speaker 1: the end, and then you start that's to start to me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying from the interior.
Speaker 3: Usually people, well that's just how normally people will start
Speaker 3: with the small like in the middle, but out and
Speaker 3: then finish. But he starts from the finish but works
Speaker 3: his way backwards essentially.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I start from the bottom and works just like
Speaker 1: with the C.
Speaker 3: He starts from the bottom and then does the half
Speaker 3: circle from the bottom to the top. But usually people
Speaker 3: do from the top to the bottom. So it's that's
Speaker 3: in reverse. I wouldn't say that's the left thing your
Speaker 3: teachers is weird.
Speaker 2: When you draw spiral, how do you start the spiral
Speaker 2: A spiral? What do you mean, like the spiral shape?
Speaker 1: How do you start it? I don't know if I
Speaker 1: ever thought about it, let me do it.
Speaker 3: That would have to be like a spiral even know either,
Speaker 3: I guess I would have to start from the spiral.
Speaker 3: I probably have to start from the center and work
Speaker 3: my way out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some people start from the xteria. But like,
Speaker 1: that's no, there's no guarantee that it's gonna be. I
Speaker 1: guess it's fine. I didn't know it all because I
Speaker 1: did both of them, as he was like trying to say,
Speaker 1: like one of them is clearly not from the outside,
Speaker 1: you have more chances of screwing up. I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think that was executed so well. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: I did do it way more perfect. I did it
Speaker 1: better than the other one. Why am I saying anything?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just I always start going outward because it's
Speaker 2: like it's a mentality thing.
Speaker 1: How do you draw? Where do you start? I start
Speaker 1: from the colon read the question, but what do you draw?
Speaker 1: But cheeks? Right now? No draw boobs? Where do you
Speaker 1: start with? I don't know how to draw at all?
Speaker 1: See is why we gotta get an overhead camera for
Speaker 1: the table. Yeah, actually, yeah, what if I get I'm
Speaker 1: gon see where start'n see how he does it. I
Speaker 1: wonder if I can, you know what, I have an
Speaker 1: old phone. I wonder if I can completely drug tits
Speaker 1: like a like he's fucking five. That's an eyeball, you
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Yes, sure, I move on to this question. Swen,
Speaker 1: do that from swing? You look like the black version
Speaker 1: of Blob. I don't know what Bob is. I don't
Speaker 1: know many what was it? Sween? You look at the
Speaker 1: black version of Blob.
Speaker 3: The black version of dude. You should get the blobs
Speaker 3: dripped though. Yeah, like the comics, like the comic book
Speaker 3: where he has a it's like a leotard but like
Speaker 3: no sleeves and ship.
Speaker 1: That's what's awesome. He has look at this like I
Speaker 1: think he has like a yellow belt. It's like he
Speaker 1: has tights on but like no sleeves. He's like big,
Speaker 1: but he also has he has the muscles. My lawyer,
Speaker 1: Bob blah Blah used to dressed like that. Bob blah blah. No,
Speaker 1: his name is Bob blah blah. Is it really that
Speaker 1: or yeah, Bob blah blah. That's not real at all.
Speaker 1: That's real. That's a real person. There's no one named
Speaker 1: Bob blah blah. It's Bob blah blah. There's a guy
Speaker 1: named blah blah blah. You're a lawyer, Like you're not
Speaker 1: getting any business. That was the fucking lawyer on Arrested Development. Oh,
Speaker 1: I always love that name. That name killed me every
Speaker 1: time Bob blah blah is coming. What a great show anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, Uh, this is my impersonating of a Snart
Speaker 1: Tank episode. Chris reads half a question, Sween interrupts about
Speaker 1: something not important. Derek says, it's gay. To two hours,
Speaker 1: Derek says it's gay. Two hours have passed, two hours past.
Speaker 1: Half a question has been read, and now Chris is
Speaker 1: reading the patreons. Will Kingston struggles to stay awake, and
Speaker 1: Derek interrupts every three names to call somebody someone. No
Speaker 1: one has ever heard of gay anyway, No one has
Speaker 1: ever heard of anyway. If you, uh, if you had
Speaker 1: to fuck a fast food sandwich three minutes after ordering it,
Speaker 1: what sandwich are you fucking? That's so fucking crazy?
Speaker 3: After that, like, I'm gay, by the way, first, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: did he say the blob or blob?
Speaker 1: He say blob, okay, but it's not capitalized, so, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm assuming it's just I mean, he
Speaker 1: must be talking about this, but I just wanted to
Speaker 1: show you his thing. Oh my god, what is that?
Speaker 1: Though he's got the yellow bell, he's got the like, dude,
Speaker 1: he's dressed like invincible. Kind of a little bit. It's
Speaker 1: very true. I if man if I if if I
Speaker 1: was like, give me a few months into a chieve
Speaker 1: that perfection. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I just I've always loved that he's wearing that, Like,
Speaker 1: why are you wearing this? Why is this? I mean,
Speaker 1: I love it? But also why is this your unify?
Speaker 1: It's gotta be something from subway, you think so? Well,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to fuck a hot sandwich? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well why not? Actually because three minutes after, three minutes
Speaker 1: after ordering hot, three minutes after ordering you could essentially
Speaker 1: cool it too hot if you opened it, you can
Speaker 1: hold it.
Speaker 3: But three minut dude, do you want to risk fucking
Speaker 3: a sandwich that might give me like a degree of burns?
Speaker 1: I guess not. He's like, yeah, absolutely, I know he does.
Speaker 3: Because he was talking about fucking pastry that was in
Speaker 3: the microwave for like thirty seconds or some shit.
Speaker 1: That's right. He told the story on the podcast about
Speaker 1: how he walked around his neighborhood at night naked, fucking
Speaker 1: a pie on the street. Yeah, he saw American pie.
Speaker 1: Was like, that's genius. I'm gonna do that outside and
Speaker 1: in public at night in the dark, drawing this Bungebob
Speaker 1: is so crazy. That doesn't even look Bob hung bob
Speaker 1: bob pants. I don't know what it was. Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: it's already. I don't know, dude. I gotta say, man,
Speaker 1: Earl of Sandwich. That place at Disney was fucking sick.
Speaker 1: That was one of the best sandwiches sandwich. But it's
Speaker 1: but the only sandwiches I got there were hot sandwiches,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think I'm gonna, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll just give love to my favorite sandwich. I don't
Speaker 1: think it'll feel the best, but yeah, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with just an Italian sub cold cuts. You know, it'll
Speaker 1: be cold and unpleasant, but I respect that sandwich a
Speaker 1: great deal. You can heat it, it'll it'll the friction
Speaker 1: will heat it up. Exactly. Yeah, that's how I'm trying
Speaker 1: to just miltitude swich my thrust. It's a good idea,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I'm going to so I am gonna make
Speaker 1: an exception. I'm gonna make some SpongeBob fucking hung Bob
Speaker 1: Huob sucks is that his balls like the way that
Speaker 1: you've separated them is so imagine if your shaft connected
Speaker 1: to your pelvis and then one ball was hanging off
Speaker 1: it and then it was like where another ball was.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think we might know a little more
Speaker 3: about cakes than we want to do. So that everybody
Speaker 3: look like that one of my balls is under my
Speaker 3: penis and the other one is doing somewhere.
Speaker 1: Else under.
Speaker 3: I will take the risk because three minutes might cool
Speaker 3: down this one sandwich, specifically because the o ju that
Speaker 3: you in the French dip. There's a French dip at
Speaker 3: at Bertillo's, and the only Pertillo's in the area is
Speaker 3: in Buena Park, so it sucks way too far away.
Speaker 3: But that man, if you get the Italian beef there
Speaker 3: with some Swiss man best fucking SuDS, or it might
Speaker 3: be mozzarella. Actually I think it's Marcella. I'll just do
Speaker 3: Italian be switched and then you put the o G
Speaker 3: in the OJU in three minutes is gonna cold down.
Speaker 3: It's gonna make the sandwich cold, because when you've ever
Speaker 3: had like a juice and that even though it's kind
Speaker 3: of hot, and you put in the open air, it's
Speaker 3: gonna make the ship cold. So then it'll be it'll
Speaker 3: be just the right temperature.
Speaker 1: But that's a sandwich that I would be willing to
Speaker 1: fuck because that's the best sandwich.
Speaker 2: So I'm very picky personally, very picky mo sandwiches like
Speaker 2: making my own.
Speaker 1: Go get that, go get it.
Speaker 2: But I would I would just make a simple grow cheese.
Speaker 2: I would heat it up on my dick, of course,
Speaker 2: colf I'm really about that, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the caveat is three minutes after making Can
Speaker 1: I can I make it? Heat it up?
Speaker 2: Can I prepare it with my dicks inside of it?
Speaker 2: Take my dick out, then fuck it afterwards.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're trying to I guess you
Speaker 1: can't just answer the fucking questions.
Speaker 2: It'd be a simple grow cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1: This is simple growed cheese. Do you like gro cheese
Speaker 1: that much? Okay? Maybe a peanut butter and jelly than
Speaker 1: I guess that actually, actually that might be the best thing.
Speaker 1: That's the best one.
Speaker 2: Not chunky, though, right of course chunky. Okay, I want
Speaker 2: some people, Yeah, I don't much.
Speaker 1: I don't much like peanut butter and jelly sanwiches at all,
Speaker 1: but like, I think that that makes the most sense.
Speaker 3: I'm not a salty, sweet guy, man, I I'm not
Speaker 3: a salty sweet guy. I like a peanut butter sandwich
Speaker 3: as Actually, as a matter of fact, that's what I
Speaker 3: have for dinner. I wasn't feeling very good, so I
Speaker 3: just I wanted something light and had a peanut butter sta.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you felt great after that peanut butter sandwich
Speaker 1: for dinner. I definitely didn't. But I just wanted, I
Speaker 1: just want I needed to put something in my stomach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like something inoffensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had some honey, turkey, Swiss tomato, a little
Speaker 2: bit of Nobody asked. You don't like mayonnaise, you don't
Speaker 2: like fucking egg, you like egg vinegar?
Speaker 1: C No? I love mannais. I like man smell so
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting. I don't understand how people find it appilling,
Speaker 1: but likely I lightly just like.
Speaker 3: Cilantro, like so egg I can sween, so I stay
Speaker 3: away from that ship now yeah, so Italian, Italian fridge,
Speaker 3: Italian sub And then it's the best oj because you
Speaker 3: know how you're you have a friend tips, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: the best gravy they call it gravy, right, the best.
Speaker 1: If I'm Bertilos, I've never tasted anything like it before.
Speaker 1: I I don't. I don't normally, like you know, people
Speaker 1: just love.
Speaker 3: Like fat, like, oh give me pork, pig fat, whatever.
Speaker 3: You don't give me a lard. They'll just like drink bacon.
Speaker 1: Grease that OJU, which is mainly just like be fat.
Speaker 1: I would drink it, dude, like so good. There's some
Speaker 1: some things you eat and you just like this is
Speaker 1: clearly bad for me. Yeah, but it's pretty. This is amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I don't give a I'm gonna do it. There's
Speaker 1: this there's this place in Pasadena call that I think
Speaker 1: after is that we went to. Oh god, have you
Speaker 1: been there? That place is fun The milky Bun, the
Speaker 1: milky Bun. Oh god. So this is so this is
Speaker 1: a this is I'm not even exaggerating. This is a
Speaker 1: place where they give you basically a f actually donut
Speaker 1: and they fill the donut with ice cream and it
Speaker 1: becomes like a sandwich, a donut ice cream sandwich. But
Speaker 1: it's really like a scalding hot donut and freezing ice
Speaker 1: cream and it's fucking awesome with me. No, I went
Speaker 1: there when Joe's in town after after sushi. We went
Speaker 1: because it was like walking distance from the place that
Speaker 1: we went to. I'm going tomorrow before we all hang.
Speaker 2: You should go, my wife do something? You probably what
Speaker 2: maybe you guys don't want to eat before you come over,
Speaker 2: because it's about you. It's gonna be a lot of food.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1: When is it? When does it happen? Like six? Can't?
Speaker 1: I got Marathon? I got Marathon to play. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: got Maratic. So you're not going? You don't have to?
Speaker 1: I mean probably we're going where we all have to.
Speaker 1: My stupid wife got you a gift to so I
Speaker 1: don't like this. This is this is I'm mad because wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, can I answer something genuine, genuine, real questions?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been offended the I never got you
Speaker 1: a gift? No? Never? Okay, good never. That's because I
Speaker 1: I really don't I don't know. I feel like gifts
Speaker 1: are for like for family, for you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: If I find something where I'm like, WHOA, that's great
Speaker 1: and there's no reason attached to it, I prefer not to.
Speaker 1: I prefer I prefer not to.
Speaker 3: I if if it's my first time experiencing somebody's birthday
Speaker 3: and I don't know the etiquette, I'll default on bringing
Speaker 3: a gift, like, for example.
Speaker 1: Actually I did get you that fucking Gohan plush. Actually
Speaker 1: what did I get my birthday of Christmas? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it was just like a random think. I
Speaker 1: just saw it and I thought, like you would like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot it was I got you one time doom glass.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and uh Fortnite shirt. I remember that was
Speaker 1: the worst birthday ever because that was like because that
Speaker 1: was like when me and Lacey were like we had
Speaker 1: just split. Oh but like she had planned this whole thing.
Speaker 2: I remember that. That's the freaking yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was in Katon, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like what the I remember going was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on right now? Yeah? Chris know
Speaker 1: all these people I do, I do know them, but
Speaker 1: it was just like but yeah, I dot that fortnite sure,
Speaker 1: I had for a long time. And the dune glass
Speaker 1: is cool. I still have that. My dad drinks out
Speaker 1: of that doom glass now. But but that was such
Speaker 1: a That was yeah, that was such an I mean
Speaker 1: it's funny now, but like I was such a I
Speaker 1: was just like, man, what the fuck is I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around anybody right now? You're not feeling good?
Speaker 1: YEA sucks. It was a massive bummer. I really don't
Speaker 1: like I don't like birthdays. I don't really like them.
Speaker 1: I don't like celebration. I like celebrating.
Speaker 2: I celebrate other people. I don't like being a focus
Speaker 2: the celebration.
Speaker 1: Right. That's why I like my birthday being connected to
Speaker 1: so many other people, because we get the illusion of like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's for everybody else.
Speaker 2: What sucks is that you and the person that is
Speaker 2: connected to both hate that ship. That is also true
Speaker 2: and can't stand that ship.
Speaker 1: It's better though, it's better though if it's both of us,
Speaker 1: it's it's it fronts some of the pain. I guess
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. I'm like, like, why don't we
Speaker 1: just you know, Scott doing that ship? Like I don't
Speaker 1: I women, Well, so Jojo, my wife respects me, and
Speaker 1: you know, and I respect her because we're the same
Speaker 1: in that we were like, I don't want to do something,
Speaker 1: but Lily clearly doesn't respecting how could she know? That's
Speaker 1: why I said that. That's why out, That's why I
Speaker 1: said that my wife respects me. That's why. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I feel like you meant that. Well, it's
Speaker 1: just like I just want I.
Speaker 3: Would here's my position, man, I feel like, if it
Speaker 3: makes somebody uncomfortable, it's like, okay, we're not gonna do that.
Speaker 3: It's not like it's even like indifference, like I would
Speaker 3: rather not do this. It's like, okay, I genuinely don't
Speaker 3: like the idea of this, That's what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: it just we have like a long argument about it,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, dude, I don't want this.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want this. But now it's
Speaker 2: raining earlier in the day, I'm so happy. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bring Bulle funny and it's funny to me because now
Speaker 2: it gets ruined a little bit and she's a little upset,
Speaker 2: and I'm happy because and I'm like, this is fucking
Speaker 2: this is the universe. And she was like, She's like,
Speaker 2: I feel like you fucking did this, your stupid Native
Speaker 2: American blood, and I'm like, hey, probably.
Speaker 1: I was calling everyone. I was calling everyone on that island.
Speaker 1: I was like, please help me out, Please ruin my birthday,
Speaker 1: damn jackpot. Where is this thing just crashed in your house?
Speaker 1: Where is this thing happening in my house? Oh? What
Speaker 1: they're doing? You at your house? That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's interesting because you have a big,
Speaker 2: sort of biggish outer area.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna upset up.
Speaker 2: Something outside And yes, I'm not not in my tiny
Speaker 2: ass house is filled with spot.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, guys, don't you having phone?
Speaker 2: We're doing She likes celebrating stuff and her her family
Speaker 2: doesn't respect no for parties with that tongue, bob, and
Speaker 2: I got fucking baffled. Yeah, because you said that she
Speaker 2: want to do some big ship and then her I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't care, mom, and by every fucking
Speaker 2: body there was like fifty something people at her party,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, this is I'd be so mad. That's a wedding,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That's what I want to
Speaker 1: do for our wedding, and that's like a that's like
Speaker 1: a wedding, and I guess that's a that's reasonable, like
Speaker 1: twenty five Wait, personally you do.
Speaker 3: For a kid, like when I remember being a kid,
Speaker 3: I'm seven years old, and then the Stinton family came
Speaker 3: had a big thing, even though I the only reason
Speaker 3: I liked is because they all felt obligated to buy
Speaker 3: toys from me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was I remember getting the the Ninja
Speaker 1: Power Ranger. I got two dragons orders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta I have the Clan Range and they
Speaker 3: got I got two of the dragons words and Mom's like, oh,
Speaker 3: return one.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Return one? What kid would not want to But she
Speaker 3: was like, oh, return one. I'm like, are you gonna
Speaker 3: give me?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It was a very it's
Speaker 1: totally I was like, how fucking dare you? Man? I
Speaker 1: only need one I only ever got I only ever
Speaker 1: got socks, And like fentanyl, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not a birthday syll a person.
Speaker 1: I just never have been.
Speaker 2: But I but I there you go, fucking big as
Speaker 2: pound of that's actually an insane gift, the gift for
Speaker 2: your kid.
Speaker 1: Actually, well that is so much money isn't a pound.
Speaker 1: I feel like a pound of sentinel could kill any
Speaker 1: tens of millions of people.
Speaker 2: A pound of fedanel could probably kill any one thing.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, like as as a as a
Speaker 1: as a not ingested in unison. I just mean like
Speaker 1: as a as a potential source point of outward dam it.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's like tens of millions of
Speaker 1: dead people, not tens of I think actually, I think
Speaker 1: you kill thirty million people with a pound of fenandyl.
Speaker 1: Would you rather pound of fitinyl? No? That could potentially
Speaker 1: kill millions? Or no?
Speaker 3: Or would you rather have a sentinel that is programmed
Speaker 3: to kill certain people that it thinks they're mutants?
Speaker 1: You can't do anything about it?
Speaker 2: And what kind of what kind of kind of mutans?
Speaker 2: So is it like just a regular sentinel? Are we
Speaker 2: talking like nimro?
Speaker 1: Are we building like a right yes? Which is no?
Speaker 1: We are we are we building? Are we?
Speaker 4: Are?
Speaker 1: We? Are we building? Right now?
Speaker 2: Like a.
Speaker 1: Like a like a little universe here about fentanyl where
Speaker 1: there's like there's a sentinel is a final fantasy?
Speaker 2: That's that's not bad fantasy.
Speaker 1: Final fantasy is pretty good. Cloud is leaning on Oh
Speaker 1: my god, ship, that's a shirt.
Speaker 2: Fucking fucking cloud leaning leaning mega heavy, leaning on his
Speaker 2: sword so heavy that this guys, we.
Speaker 1: It's the startup screen where the sword buried in the ground,
Speaker 1: but it's it's just slanted cloud.
Speaker 3: We need to do this before this idea escapes, and yeah,
Speaker 3: it needs we and I mean this, we have to
Speaker 3: do this because I already know where this is gonna lead.
Speaker 3: If we don't establish it, someone's gonna steal it. But
Speaker 3: they're also gonna insert George Floyd into it. Oh that's true,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I would love for this to be
Speaker 3: a concept before that happens. That's fair pieces because I
Speaker 3: was like, oh no, it's gonna be like it's gonna
Speaker 3: be like it's gonna be like George Floyd with cloud hair.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like, why would you ask this.
Speaker 2: I'll pay you anything, anything, anything, I'll give you a
Speaker 2: pound of finn fantasy.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Last question, I like that dude, commission, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna text her right now.
Speaker 1: Last question. If Sween locked in, he'd looked like the Max,
Speaker 1: the Max. Oh, the Max. I haven't thought about the Max.
Speaker 1: It's a comic. Look at it's it's if you if
Speaker 1: you google the Max and m A x X two exes,
Speaker 1: you'll see it's a crazy comic. I think that's like
Speaker 1: a really terrible live action movie. But he's like this
Speaker 1: big purple dude with crazy looking teeth. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember the style of comedy looking really cool. But it
Speaker 1: was very strange. But anyway, he wrote in he says,
Speaker 1: when is the swing YouTube's reversible plush coming out where
Speaker 1: if you turn him inside out, he's evil Kingston?
Speaker 2: Who's the evil one Kingston? Or no?
Speaker 1: I think I think the evil Cakeston. Is that fucking picture?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Fucking where it works for anything?
Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, by the way, we did we
Speaker 1: did pass two thousand. We did past two thousand. Paid.
Speaker 1: What did we're going to do? I don't remember. Uh oh,
Speaker 1: we were gonna skin case and alive and and have
Speaker 1: meats and join us on the show. But that's not so.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've done it. We made a promise.
Speaker 2: We're legally really you don't know, promise. It's not like
Speaker 2: the fourteen hundreds. You're like, oh, I promise, I gotta
Speaker 2: he gave me a cow, I gotta give him my daughter.
Speaker 2: Our mantra on the podcast promises made promises.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Our mantra on the podcast is, uh, we never
Speaker 1: lie and we always do what we say we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Let's not like that election for our dictators. Let's not
Speaker 1: do this. Let's not do this. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get skinned. I will die. He'll
Speaker 1: be fine, We'll put it back on you. You don't
Speaker 1: have to die. Oh, you're right, I gotta lock. It
Speaker 1: is a choice. It's always like homelessness at slavery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly who said that? Yay Yani quest Quest It's so stupid. Well,
Speaker 1: that's cousin cousins. Let me now, I love that a
Speaker 1: little bit of a roll, right now, let's get the
Speaker 1: fun out of here. That soucks sounds so dumb to me.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like some slow fucking moron. It is
Speaker 1: the It is the personification of fentanyl, like fentanyl song.
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, this is the final boss.
Speaker 1: This is like like the future, like he would die
Speaker 1: like you know, like that fencedon sounds finstan. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like fenceton. Yeah, evil sweeten.
Speaker 2: That consumes enough fentanyl he transforms into fence.
Speaker 1: Finst You can't take that looks so insane written out fenced?
Speaker 1: Are you just like drooped? Are you just like fucking
Speaker 1: like Droopy the dog. He's just so drooped that he
Speaker 1: falls And you have to find the real form of it.
Speaker 1: And listen. We're gonna end the show. We're gonna We're
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Speaker 1: the show. Make me say whatever the fuck you want. However,
Speaker 1: one thing I ask of you again, I want as
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Speaker 1: least the next time we record. Yeah, we need it,
Speaker 1: we need it, we need it done asap, So don't disappoint.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to that, don't do that. I want Colin
Speaker 1: Moriarty as plain as day, boring as fuck. No, I
Speaker 1: just don't want like I don't want it to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's like a little meme attached to it. I just
Speaker 1: want the boring. I just want the name. Don't be cute,
Speaker 1: They'll be cute at least once. I didn't want one
Speaker 1: episode where there's barely any non Colin Moriarty supporting the show.
Speaker 1: That is so insane. All right, we're gonna read the names. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking my cousin, not Biden. Suck at my cousin
Speaker 1: and Biden. My cousin ain't Biden. Cut me down three
Speaker 1: two one. I was conservative then I then watched Chris.
Speaker 1: Now I hate cops. The alt left pipeline. Look at
Speaker 1: that nice uh grade t under za sounds, says Lord
Speaker 1: Charcotte rain rot uh The clam user guild master called
Speaker 1: chedra ed rass. Can you guys put a butt plug
Speaker 1: inside Kingson that expands a bit every time he spoils
Speaker 1: something until he ruptures like a boiled ham.
Speaker 2: That's I wonder to dude, that felt so grossly, that
Speaker 2: felt sexual in the worst way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's violating boiled hams explode. I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. It cuts
Speaker 1: out at the H. So I just made i'd filled
Speaker 1: something in. Oh so you put I improvised it because
Speaker 1: it just it just says boiled h and then it
Speaker 1: cuts off. Damn. I want to know what that was
Speaker 1: gonna be. Maybe it still is him. Yeah, maybe I
Speaker 1: mean boiled homo, what is the most like that's like
Speaker 1: the second most likely OPTIONR not horse boiled hummus boiled
Speaker 1: hamas the home here this look. Oh I finished the
Speaker 1: d MC anime. Oh oh so did I. Yeah, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I thought the fact that they invaded Hell
Speaker 1: it was hilarious. That was I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: I got in there the fact that's real.
Speaker 3: I love the anti American imperialistic morbid overtones. Really, it's
Speaker 3: not even fucking the subtle at all. Yeah, I appreciate
Speaker 3: that part of it. I appreciate the fucking the vice president.
Speaker 3: He's great because he's so insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sad that it is Kevin Conroy. And then
Speaker 1: you know that's that's kind of it. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: bummer because he did a great fucking job.
Speaker 2: I hate I love how like Dante is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe it's worth being a good.
Speaker 1: Captor immediately learns the right. It's just like, oh I
Speaker 1: was wrong, didn't do that. Yeah, you're right, and it
Speaker 1: should be bad. That's insane.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I I do agree with some people that are like, man,
Speaker 1: I I know you're not you're not supposed I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know who would like lady.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're supposed to like her. I think
Speaker 3: she's supposed to be a hard ass, and she's supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, what an asshole? Women like her a lot.
Speaker 3: What that's I guess if you want to, I don't
Speaker 3: know why you'd like that. I understand, I understand the
Speaker 3: empowering aspect of it, but also she's a massive asshole,
Speaker 3: so I imagine you're not supposed to relate to that.
Speaker 1: I think it's the same way that like, uh any
Speaker 1: bully carricter, like like like when Spider Man bullies villains
Speaker 1: and stuff, he's alway's being a jackass. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 1: of that thing. I think.
Speaker 4: I like.
Speaker 1: I like that for what it is. Is that why
Speaker 1: people like Joel?
Speaker 2: You know, it's like he's getting anything done by any
Speaker 2: means necessary and relate are not You can relate, You
Speaker 2: can relate to that, you can relate.
Speaker 1: I feel like the people like Joel because he's right,
Speaker 1: they yeah, there, I'm in between Joe display him in
Speaker 1: a way where like imagine if Joel the entire time
Speaker 1: was like shut the funk up, Ellie, Yeah, bitch, you know,
Speaker 1: like the entire time, he's just being an asshole slaps her.
Speaker 1: There was the thing, you know, we saw her in
Speaker 1: the mirror where you can control her like emotions, her emoting.
Speaker 1: She's like making silly faces and Joel's comes and slaps
Speaker 1: on the back of the head, slaps her. So the
Speaker 1: funk up, let's go. But like, uh yeah, so, but
Speaker 1: she's being so over the top like this, So it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not supposed to like her. Shut the break.
Speaker 8: I've been hearing that so much, like I know it's
Speaker 8: been it's been in the background of like somebody random
Speaker 8: fucking videos. Do you see, I say, you the guy
Speaker 8: fucking getting a tree branch like shoved through that on
Speaker 8: the cycle.
Speaker 2: That ship was so bothers something. I didn't remember it
Speaker 2: because I was like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: It happened, dude. It's it's so I'm gonna break my
Speaker 1: role here just because it's outlandish, but I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 1: And it's not gory at all. That's what's crazy. But
Speaker 1: it looks like a cartoon, right, I thought last night,
Speaker 1: And I don't share because he was too calm yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't share. I don't share gory with people. I
Speaker 1: just don't. I'm not into that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see it. Usually you share, like, but like if something
Speaker 1: gory happens and it's just kind of like implied, it's
Speaker 1: fucking like, look at this, what, Oh my god? Isn't
Speaker 1: that in the calmness too? He's in shock? Im But like,
Speaker 1: doesn't that look like a fucking does look? It looks
Speaker 1: like a glitch that three model was clipping.
Speaker 2: That happened.
Speaker 1: He hit a fucking sharp tree branch, going real fucking hard.
Speaker 1: But like I growing real fast, I should say fast.
Speaker 1: I don't even I feel like that's crazy. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's supposed to be on sign of that not
Speaker 1: to happen. I think there's so many things to prevent that,
Speaker 1: and it's like, gone.
Speaker 7: Bro, bro, skimmity say he said, skimmity Dennis, Oh, no,
Speaker 7: foot hands, teaky winky.
Speaker 1: My first because I rode on my back way through fist.
Speaker 1: He's not a video.
Speaker 2: I posted another track of the guy doing the front
Speaker 2: of the table and landing on his neck and then turning.
Speaker 1: It on like he's he did do that. He probably
Speaker 1: has forever. Brain devis now, but he probably thinks he
Speaker 1: probably thought he was, like he thought, I'm not getting
Speaker 1: hit so hard that from your perspective, you are suddenly
Speaker 1: a Jedi. But like from everybody else, but you're just
Speaker 1: seizing on the You're just profoundly retarded. You're living through
Speaker 1: You're living through a crazy power fantasy right now in
Speaker 1: your own brain.
Speaker 2: You know all the Star Wars Lord and now you're
Speaker 2: a very pivotal piece of glad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, your brain won't let you know what's really happening.
Speaker 1: So it's like we can't let him know what and
Speaker 1: he's just gonna die if he knows we're done, So like,
Speaker 1: just play Star Wars for him.
Speaker 2: Wake up at your leader. You're like, I lived a
Speaker 2: whole life.
Speaker 1: Republic racist hokage reporting swing to the r f K
Speaker 1: Autism Registry. Oh yeah, that is a thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about it.
Speaker 3: That industry scared about it because they're collecting data. And
Speaker 3: you know, he thinks, uh, autism is curable. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: thinks outside influences cause autism. And so he's trying to
Speaker 3: figure out how to kill people at all because I'm like,
Speaker 3: if you're going to cure them, that means you're gonna
Speaker 3: do something horrible to them.
Speaker 1: Well, not necessarily. Oh what do you think. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think they could maybe fix something like like what
Speaker 1: may they put the worm in in the little brain
Speaker 1: and it makes them less autistic. I guess maybe a
Speaker 1: worm that feeds on autism.
Speaker 2: You drop that in a sonic convention, that warm will
Speaker 2: become a god. Look, it'll turn from doo.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I know it would be controversial to
Speaker 3: even like say something like say we're in the future
Speaker 3: nanobots are doing corrective surgery and stuff like that and.
Speaker 1: Taking out cancers and stuff. Well, there would be a way.
Speaker 1: This is the argument.
Speaker 3: A lot of these people, they think nothing's wrong with them,
Speaker 3: like on the very far end of the spectrum. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's be real, it is a detch to It is
Speaker 3: very difficult to raise.
Speaker 1: It's a hurdle. Yeah, on the very far end of
Speaker 1: the spectrum, it is very hard to raise somebody with
Speaker 1: the severe autism. So if nanobots could help them function, uh,
Speaker 1: And this is where it gets caught controversial, like more normal, Right,
Speaker 1: that's the thing that's really offensive to say like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3: RFK and his people aren't gonna have anything like that,
Speaker 3: so they're probably gonna like put I don't know, like
Speaker 3: worm chow and fucking yeah and just leftover MP. They're
Speaker 3: probably gonna put uh because they think what's that uh?
Speaker 1: They think fluoride fucks with their pineal glands, so they're
Speaker 1: probably gonna reverse engineer and try to make it like
Speaker 1: I think this is the problem, So they're gonna take
Speaker 1: floride out of everything. You know. What's crazy about that too,
Speaker 1: is that like, you can't do that to an American population.
Speaker 1: There's too much sugar in our food for us to
Speaker 1: not have fluoride in our water. It's insane. That is
Speaker 1: an insane. Look at Britain for your only example. Weird.
Speaker 1: They're poisoning the population. They're all autistic and gay. I'd
Speaker 1: rather be poisoned and look like a look like, then
Speaker 1: have British teth look like you're in blood born. I
Speaker 1: understand everybody's fucking father Glass Gowing or whatever that was
Speaker 1: his name for you, thank you the picture that everybody
Speaker 1: uses for those British where that's that's like the Moonlight
Speaker 1: orphan or something. I don't know what the Moonlight Orphan.
Speaker 3: Like everything, there's always examples of like Ugly Ship and
Speaker 3: blood Born, Like I was just looking zooming in on
Speaker 3: the eyes of all these new like triple A and
Speaker 3: double A things, and then look at it just and
Speaker 3: then blood Borne. We're just like all look at the
Speaker 3: thighs there just this fucked up the blood Borne.
Speaker 1: Eyes that ship. That game is disgusting, man, It's pretty gross.
Speaker 3: The the people that the people are on were having
Speaker 3: a field day, like creating a lot of those monsters.
Speaker 2: Look gross, white people. Look at these ar gross white people?
Speaker 2: Is that the purpose of from software?
Speaker 1: And they were doing like this? It bad like a
Speaker 1: little this showcase. How disgusting this these people look?
Speaker 2: How gross the whites? You know, I didn't shower to
Speaker 2: the fifteen hundreds?
Speaker 1: Right, last ship? Wait when does the Night Ring come out?
Speaker 1: It comes out the next month. Damn dude. This is
Speaker 1: I played on playing already. I played a little bit
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Did you play the same place I played it?
Speaker 1: Possibly? Yeah? Did they have like emotive stuff like it's
Speaker 1: fucking awesome? It's is there? Anyhow?
Speaker 2: It is going to be really really I think the
Speaker 2: the the multiplacements in that game is probably going to
Speaker 2: be insane because it's just like, what game, what's another
Speaker 2: game that's similar with.
Speaker 1: The best I can describe it, It's like.
Speaker 2: Like elder Ring, but it's elder Ring, but in the
Speaker 2: Battle Royale, isn't that It not Battle Royal. It's like,
Speaker 2: h it's elder like like your time, Yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: battery and like so that there's a battle.
Speaker 1: It's actually kind of an extraction game. It's like, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't you like go in and get weapons
Speaker 1: and then leave and if you die you lose them.
Speaker 1: You're going you leave it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like Roguelike X Extretch and like sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the name of the game?
Speaker 1: Starship Troopers? The game? What is it? Hell Divers?
Speaker 2: It's like Hell Divers and Old Rink with together.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh interesting? Yeah, yeah, I'm uh. There's too many
Speaker 1: games right now, like over the last like the it's
Speaker 1: it's getting bad.
Speaker 2: Even I haven't even gotten what you call it yet, Oblivion.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play it when I get that game, when
Speaker 2: you might wait, honestly in my hands because they got
Speaker 2: like crazy, they.
Speaker 1: Got to iron out some performance stuff because I'm I mean,
Speaker 1: it's running Okay. For me, it's like, fine, what are
Speaker 1: you playing on? Okay, there's a there's a there's already
Speaker 1: a good NEXTUS patch. Oh for the frame rate and stuff, yea,
Speaker 1: make it a little make it a little more stable, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's it's a little I mean, it's it's not
Speaker 1: so bad that it's like unplayable, but it's it's you'd
Speaker 1: be you'd be better served waiting, especially because oblivion is old,
Speaker 1: Like you're not there's.
Speaker 2: All the broken ship that's in the game is still there.
Speaker 2: You can max level. You're fucking lock picking by just
Speaker 2: constantly clicking on a lock that will on latch ye.
Speaker 1: And I'm like that why they do because people, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's the same reason that Halosy they do that.
Speaker 2: I think it's crazy that they did that, and it's like,
Speaker 2: here's the game.
Speaker 1: Literally it's again, it's they just and they just took
Speaker 1: the old experience and what people liked about it and
Speaker 1: made it more playable, but they didn't like fix any
Speaker 1: of the things that people loved about it, right, And
Speaker 1: I think that's the same thing with what Halo to
Speaker 1: Anniversary did. They just like, here's a new code of
Speaker 1: paint over everything. But like you can still do all
Speaker 1: these glitches. You can still like sword bounce, you can
Speaker 1: still you know, that's a great that's a great way
Speaker 1: to handle those like classic legacy titles. Yeah, we're definitely.
Speaker 1: I think it did a fucking great job with Oblivion.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to go back to it once once. I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know, off a marathon. I think that.
Speaker 2: I think we're definitely gonna probably hear about.
Speaker 1: Claire scar I'm really excited about it. No, I've heard
Speaker 1: nothing that That game caught my eye fucking like a
Speaker 1: year ago, because that was the one that was like
Speaker 1: the it looked like Persona, but it was like this
Speaker 1: weird it has Charlie Coxon. It Daredevil not a massive
Speaker 1: we Persona because it looks like it's not.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like it's like it's Elder.
Speaker 1: It's like taking the gameplay in Persona but makes it
Speaker 1: more like contemporary and them not anime. And I'm totally
Speaker 1: into it and apparently it's fucking great. So like that's
Speaker 1: that's sick, and then next month is fucking night Rain,
Speaker 1: and then Doom is next month able to put up
Speaker 1: with all the turn base ship. I think I can, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I like turn based games. It's just like a
Speaker 1: lot of turn based games that I play happened to
Speaker 1: be I don't know, like either too webish or son
Speaker 1: like turn based in a way that I'm just not
Speaker 1: too much. Yeah, like I think ball this game is great.
Speaker 1: I would never want them to change that game to
Speaker 1: like appeal to me, because it's just like it's whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like that's almost like there's so much depth in
Speaker 1: that game that it makes me wish I could interact
Speaker 1: with it in real time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's just kind of like I'm yearning for that interactivity,
Speaker 1: whereas like a game like Final Fantasy, like I can
Speaker 1: deal with that. But I'm also like so Japanese, so
Speaker 1: damn Japanese. Like I don't know if you there's a
Speaker 1: game that I played now because I love it because
Speaker 1: like tactics games, I like, oh here's Tactics. I thought
Speaker 1: was great. Yeah. Child of Light was this turn based
Speaker 1: kind of combat game from like Give Yourself a long
Speaker 1: time ago that I liked, So I like it sometimes,
Speaker 1: but and this looks like I could get into it,
Speaker 1: but then Doom is next month, and then like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be all over fucking doom. I think this
Speaker 1: ship's on sale too, like, you know, because I think, uh,
Speaker 1: which one that clear? Shiit? No, it's just fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: Well it's like you've gone steam that there's a sale
Speaker 3: one on oh for it? Yeah, And I think specifically
Speaker 3: because of oblivion, which is like unfortunate.
Speaker 1: You know, it's still doing really well, no reason. Well,
Speaker 1: what's good about that team though, is like that's a
Speaker 1: team of like fifty people, maybe thirty people. Only thirty
Speaker 1: people did that, which is so fucking crazy. Make their
Speaker 1: money back. Yeah, they're gonna make their money back. That
Speaker 1: it's gonna They're gonna be fine. But it's enough to
Speaker 1: be thirty people did that and they were all ex
Speaker 1: ub Soft employees. What is Ubisoft doing with their talent? Man?
Speaker 2: I like suppressing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly I know that the people in the people
Speaker 1: that own Ubisoft, like the family or they are they
Speaker 1: they they're being forced to sell it. The happening I
Speaker 1: don't remember. There's a weird bunch of shit here. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of business talk about that that like probably
Speaker 1: like I'm not necessarily super equipped to talk about in
Speaker 1: accurate terms, but from what I understand they're like spinning
Speaker 1: off like like Assassin's Creed, Far Cry and like all
Speaker 1: these like bigger things into like this smaller subset of
Speaker 1: Ubi Soft. It seems like they're getting ready to like
Speaker 1: divest from everything else. I don't know, man, it's it's
Speaker 1: that company has been a mess for a long ass
Speaker 1: fucking time. The Skull and Bones fucking game. I just
Speaker 1: don't know how. I mean, I know how it got
Speaker 1: fucked up, but at the same time, it's like how
Speaker 1: it was there. Yeah, it's crazy already there people like
Speaker 1: them for a while, like they were like they were
Speaker 1: like people who might be a lot younger. I might
Speaker 1: not know this, but like you have had a pretty
Speaker 1: good reputation for a while until the while.
Speaker 2: Until the really fucked Assassin's Creed game came out. When
Speaker 2: I was Unit, that game franchise was Unity because it launched.
Speaker 1: With the Xbox One S. Wait that's not next, No,
Speaker 1: we didn't. Yeah, so one S came out and then
Speaker 1: it was like a bundle. Well Unity it came out
Speaker 1: around the same time you can get an.
Speaker 3: Xbox One because I bought one was a twenty fifteen
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen, so at the tail end twenty fifteen, I
Speaker 3: bought an Xbox one S and a Siens community so
Speaker 3: I got to play it completely broken, and it was
Speaker 3: hilariously bad, and I was like, oh, I can't actually
Speaker 3: play this game.
Speaker 1: I got deep enough to it, dude. There were people
Speaker 1: just floating everywhere.
Speaker 2: And mind flayers looming over here.
Speaker 1: I got stuck climbing one time and it looked like
Speaker 1: I was fucking the wall.
Speaker 7: It was like.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, Okay, I guess I'm turning this.
Speaker 1: I'm turning this off. I guess I'm done.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: It was it was around like like twenty thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: fifteen kind of area where it started to kind of crumble,
Speaker 1: because I remember the file out to Farkar three was
Speaker 1: just kind of like I don't think people disliked it,
Speaker 1: but they were like it's fine. Yeah, And then Assassin's
Speaker 1: Screed was like starting to stumble. I mean they started
Speaker 1: to stumble with three obviously, yeah, three, but so he
Speaker 1: was like four came out. People were really happy to
Speaker 1: black Yeah, black Flag was great, so like people, oh
Speaker 1: maybe three three was a fluke, yeah, and then like Raymond,
Speaker 1: what is it the legends or legends? Raymon Legends was great.
Speaker 1: Child of Light I think came out of that time too.
Speaker 1: They were doing a lot of good chick.
Speaker 2: Then Legs and Origins were Raymond Legends. Organs were like
Speaker 2: very hyper well received.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people, I loved that game. I think it's great.
Speaker 2: The freaking the musical parts of that game were jen
Speaker 2: was some of the best platform I experienced in the video.
Speaker 1: I remember Black Betty. The Black Betty level really really
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 2: And then they just started like I don't know, coming
Speaker 2: sand into their own faces because it.
Speaker 1: It just they really fucked up. H Yeah, clearly the yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't recover twenty fifteen, like and they didn't.
Speaker 2: And instead of instead of like taking a moment to stop,
Speaker 2: they were like, let's keep it.
Speaker 1: Because they did take a break, they.
Speaker 3: Get they got favorability with With Origins, people liked a
Speaker 3: saturn s creen. Organ I didn't play I play it
Speaker 3: way late because I was kind of like Assassin's Creed
Speaker 3: in Egypt. I don't give a ship this personally, because
Speaker 3: I was like, what am I gonna climb a pyramid?
Speaker 1: Like? What am I gonna? Like? What am I gonna climb?
Speaker 1: It's fucking desolation like that, And then you do go.
Speaker 3: To like Alexandria, so it's like kind of cool, like
Speaker 3: you know, you have so there yea, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 3: have parts of it where it looks kind of like you.
Speaker 1: Walk around a flat plane with one triangle and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: the park we're here is immactic. Legitimately those areas it's
Speaker 1: I was like, this sucks. This is anti Assassin's Creed
Speaker 1: right now. But uh, anyway, that's why I waited till
Speaker 1: Us Odyssey, which I always say Odyssey.
Speaker 3: Is an anomaly in my opinion. I know it's it's
Speaker 3: people outside of like the people that play Assassins Creed.
Speaker 3: They didn't play it either, but just the people that
Speaker 3: did play were like, oh, this was great, and then
Speaker 3: everything else around it's just not good enough.
Speaker 1: It's just not And then Parkry was doing weird shit too,
Speaker 1: because I think they had like Fark Cried. Uh. There
Speaker 1: was just one weird fucking game Far Cry Knew Dawn
Speaker 1: that I just don't even understand what the fuck that was.
Speaker 1: That was aunt the time that we started Sacred twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, and then far Cry Primal, which is like
Speaker 1: the that was one that received well.
Speaker 3: But again outside of the hardcore people that play those games.
Speaker 3: Nobody played it.
Speaker 1: You had a bear? No, No, that's first five. I
Speaker 1: think it's the bear cheeseburger. Great, but yeah, to be fair,
Speaker 1: like fark cry is fun. It's just gone. I think
Speaker 1: was was a set? Was a DLC like a in
Speaker 1: the in between it takes uh, well, there was wait
Speaker 1: what was number four? There was number four? Was that
Speaker 1: fark four? Was pagan men? I think some I can't
Speaker 1: even remember the Himalayas. Yeah, himalays And there was that boss,
Speaker 1: some blonde dude. He looks off from Africa to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was. I just assumed because Himalayan.
Speaker 1: I really, I really, I really have. I have no
Speaker 1: content that I knew that I like about that. What
Speaker 1: I like about the games that you can beat it
Speaker 1: by like sitting in the waiting room in the beginning.
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Speaker 1: I like my coffee like and I like my women
Speaker 1: handpicked by African men whoa crazy. I'm not even sure
Speaker 1: what that means. Jordan's poured and poured and jetersid that's
Speaker 1: not that's not my fun never heard that before. That's
Speaker 1: what That's what made me laugh. Let me say the
Speaker 1: opposites of two things. Yeah, that's funny that Jeterson is
Speaker 1: just a funny name. Joe Rogan's recently. Oh I did
Speaker 1: hear about that? It was dead something because I hadn't
Speaker 1: heard from so long. Isn't he like now kinda wasn't
Speaker 1: there like a thing? I feel like I heard people
Speaker 1: complaining about him. That's aw cat turd. Oh, I wonder
Speaker 1: what he did. I think he said something about, like,
Speaker 1: we've got to call out I think it's because of
Speaker 1: the anti Semitism stuff. I think it's it's that that's
Speaker 1: the the lens over it. But I think the idea
Speaker 1: is like, hey, we should call out bad, bad people
Speaker 1: and excommunicate them from our community because it makes our
Speaker 1: side look worse or whatever. Yeah, that's what I heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know how accurate that is. That's my understanding
Speaker 1: of what was which sounds like reasonable. He was trying
Speaker 1: to be That's usually what happens, right, And then the
Speaker 1: cat was like I never liked him anyway. I'm like, sure,
Speaker 1: this guy is. He's the most notorious flip flopper of
Speaker 1: all time. Loser. Oh I love you r Case so much. No,
Speaker 1: I hate you. No, I love you. And I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I already killed
Speaker 1: his dog. What I already ran over his dog, like
Speaker 1: on purpose, just because he's a cat.
Speaker 3: Probably you know, I've seen posters of like, oh, here's
Speaker 3: like an official convention featuring cat turd, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: are you guys not embarrassed?
Speaker 1: That's so crazy? I should suit him. He was kidding
Speaker 1: Minecraft cat Turd cat Jordan, Yeah, Sweeney and Derek Well
Speaker 1: Zebra babies and anti woke coffee brand sounds incredibly counter productive.
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Speaker 1: meeting at Level up Expo or Level Up Con in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Farten my ass off retard style, call it a hot pocket.
Speaker 1: Let's go uh, Elia needs a breakthrough in the back
Speaker 1: of her head. Let's relax, all right, let's chill, uh beautiful.
Speaker 2: Some of the ship they're saying is like, dude, like
Speaker 2: the whole baby killer thing, like come on to baby
Speaker 2: Killer for I was like, dude, that's just like, come on, dude,
Speaker 2: Wait what happened during the thing they were calling Ela
Speaker 2: baby killer like a little while back, because she was
Speaker 2: a part of.
Speaker 3: The because she had to be well, she was also
Speaker 3: like the thing that they're focusing on, even though I
Speaker 3: still don't care that they're like she gleefully wanted to
Speaker 3: go a part of the raids, like she wanted to
Speaker 3: be a part of it. Oh she did, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: she was like because she was just like an office
Speaker 3: person and she was like this is boring shit, and
Speaker 3: she like begged to go on the raids and she
Speaker 3: gleefully went a part of the raids where they you know,
Speaker 3: but from her perspective, they're terrorists. She is a part of,
Speaker 3: you know, like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. Fucking Look, I can't expect somebody.
Speaker 3: To grow up in there and to have a different perspective,
Speaker 3: like as if these are not the evil, bad people
Speaker 3: that are trying to harm.
Speaker 1: Us, because especially when they have to do military service anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're already there. A lot of people don't have, like, say,
Speaker 1: a reasonable person.
Speaker 3: There are some insane people, Like there's a guy I've
Speaker 3: mentioned what's bad and Panada that won't give anybody any leeway.
Speaker 3: That's like, oh nope, you did it, so you're bad.
Speaker 3: And it's like, well, dude, that's so many people have
Speaker 3: to do military service is mandatory? Shut the fuck up,
Speaker 3: you know. So, yeah, there's people who are being unreasonable
Speaker 3: that I don't want to be the arbiters or the
Speaker 3: forefront of these conversations.
Speaker 1: The people that are calling Ela that they're just being
Speaker 1: obtuse and being assholes. Yeah, no reason, it's not helping anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Although there is no proof that she didn't.
Speaker 1: That is like I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: she did want. Yeah, I have no idea she might
Speaker 1: She might have held the fucking coffee like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck they were doing in
Speaker 1: the right holding the coffee d and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Or she might have sup plexed a baby, like you
Speaker 1: don't know what Cline suplex baby. She's like looking up.
Speaker 3: You see what that clip's going around right now, we're
Speaker 3: blade he fucking does a vertical suplex, like holds the
Speaker 3: guy up in the air and then fucking slips. That's
Speaker 3: been going around a lot lately.
Speaker 1: A lot of I don't know why, just just happens,
Speaker 1: you know, But I've seen someone get supplexed for real,
Speaker 1: really nothing. It's not good.
Speaker 2: It's not the way I body, The way a body
Speaker 2: goes the limp takes enough damage is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's it's sad if you did that, you know, but
Speaker 1: it's new. We have no evidence to either or Yeah,
Speaker 1: can't definite.
Speaker 2: I can say Schrodinger's shot baby, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I mean I don't Indirectly,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I've I've killed a baby or not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of people that have indirectly probably
Speaker 3: done a lot of What if I I played baseball,
Speaker 3: you know, what if I hit hit a ball goes
Speaker 3: through a window, dex a baby's brain out.
Speaker 1: I've definitely given I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've definitely got people that were allergic to things, things
Speaker 2: they were alerted to, and I'm like, I have a
Speaker 2: good day.
Speaker 1: This guy is true. I'm starting to learn. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: starting to understand how so you're a good you're a
Speaker 1: good person. I might be I might be.
Speaker 3: Understanding Ethan feels he was like, you know, man, I
Speaker 3: didn't I truly didn't know what a song was about,
Speaker 3: you know, And you had a post podcast with him
Speaker 3: for like like two years or something like that.
Speaker 1: And I'm starting to be like, you know what, I've
Speaker 1: never like, maybe it is I've never alluded to anything
Speaker 1: other than that you're a bad person struggling to be good.
Speaker 2: What you said, I may I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm the reverse. I feel like I
Speaker 1: used to be like a really good and then like
Speaker 1: I'm just I care so a little. I want to
Speaker 1: be good. I will afford I think like I feel
Speaker 1: a draw to like when I see like homeless people,
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to help and like they
Speaker 1: might stab me. I never would I.
Speaker 3: Helped one homeless person that's always in front of seven
Speaker 3: eleven buyer buyer house.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I know him. Well, yeah, so he
Speaker 1: asked for a sandwich. I gave him a sandwich, but
Speaker 1: he looked at it like I gave him the wrong sandwich,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm never giving anything. Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I did that. Actually, I think I think it might
Speaker 1: have been him or somebody else. It was one of
Speaker 1: the first interactions I had with him. He was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need uh, I don't have I think he was
Speaker 1: like a a dollar short or something. Yeah. I was like, yeah, here,
Speaker 1: just take a you know. And then he left and
Speaker 1: he got his thing, and the cashier was like, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that. He's he's always doing that. Ship.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking loser, that guy, and they must know
Speaker 1: him more, you know what I mean. Yeah, they're probably right.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of these people are really you know.
Speaker 2: But I promise some people of money and then I
Speaker 2: don't give it to him. I'm like, yeah, when I
Speaker 2: come back out, I got you.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Then I go out to another way. No,
Speaker 1: I did. I bought a kid of his chocolate.
Speaker 3: You know, some little fucking uh broccoli haired guy selling
Speaker 3: chocolate for his you know, probably for a sport sports thing.
Speaker 1: Wait, you were just talking to some Wait, you're you
Speaker 1: lured a kid with candy? You said, yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what I said.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I was like that, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: Like he got there, I talked, I was this kid.
Speaker 3: I was like, I had this fucked up van. I
Speaker 3: was like, hey kid, you know what I see that
Speaker 3: you're trying to.
Speaker 1: Hey kid, you want to sell me some chocolate? Chocolate
Speaker 1: hop hop in the bat, I'm buy by. And then
Speaker 1: you do actually by the whole thing. You you bring
Speaker 1: him into the back of your van, you shut the door,
Speaker 1: you buy your chocolate, and then you open the door
Speaker 1: and let him out, let him out, and then like
Speaker 1: people are like horrified what they're seeing. But I literally
Speaker 1: did him a huge solid just to throw his own
Speaker 1: internal understanding of what he should and should not be
Speaker 1: cautious about off for the future. Oh no, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get him fucked for later. Is that more or less
Speaker 1: malicious than just more far more, well not necessarily far more.
Speaker 2: Because you did that, You you did this to him,
Speaker 2: and then you you pretty much primed him for it later.
Speaker 2: It's pretty you primed him for another it's kind of
Speaker 2: you're giving him a cyst.
Speaker 3: So what might happen is because like if you did it,
Speaker 3: maybe you would have just ravaged them. Then you would
Speaker 3: have let him out. But what you probably did is
Speaker 3: he's gonna get I was thinking kill him. Well, that's
Speaker 3: what I was thinking. The person that's gonna do it
Speaker 3: for reals is gonna kill the kid afterwards. And so
Speaker 3: you you did set them up for worse failure. I
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Speaker 2: I'm like overally cookies, acid to their faces.
Speaker 1: Like the girls Scouts I got.
Speaker 2: I think I throw them away. I don't even eat him,
Speaker 2: but I open up the packs and I throw them away.
Speaker 1: My daughter looks like Salvador Dolly, like a fucking Salvador
Speaker 1: Dolly painting now, because you didn't fucking buy her chocolate,
Speaker 1: you piece of ship, you asshole.
Speaker 2: I want a villain Max. I want to do a
Speaker 2: week of like villain Max in what happened? Like that
Speaker 2: won't come back?
Speaker 1: Did they what happened? Do they do that? What happened?
Speaker 1: I think I think later, I think it's just unsafe.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, now, no, or is it next month?
Speaker 2: I think it's later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wass run into those people in the town center.
Speaker 1: They show up a lot, they do, Yeah, they walk around.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that ship.
Speaker 2: Actually, well, I want my fucking peanut butter cookies man, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: sleeping Dave Blunts trampled at Travis concert. That would be
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Speaker 1: I'm a little conflicted about going to that Dave Blunt show. Now,
Speaker 1: what if he shows up to be kind of oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's actually probably it's a non zero chance
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, actually actually that's see. Look man, if
Speaker 1: he performs Cousins live and you miss it, god, you know,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you kill yourself if you missed that? But I
Speaker 1: can't starts I'm not Look, man, I Dave. It's kind
Speaker 1: of funny, but it's like, what if that's how they
Speaker 1: enter the stage?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like it's Dave Blunts But then Kanye's it's like Katamari,
Speaker 1: where like he's like rolling Dave Blunt onto the stage.
Speaker 3: Look, I see there's a part of me that wants
Speaker 3: to see that live obviously, of course, but also I'm
Speaker 3: I'm supporting somebody who's supporting this Nazi mania, Like you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like literally Dave Bluntz's lyrics are in that Cousin song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like he will.
Speaker 1: Here's here's how I look at it. Dave Blce has
Speaker 1: like maybe seven weeks. You know, you gotta get in
Speaker 1: while you can't. He probably does, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about because actually did
Speaker 1: There's no way his heart isn't like a square or
Speaker 1: something like something. Fucking it's just butter at this point.
Speaker 1: It's right angles constantly. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I legitimately was thinking about getting a refund because I'm
Speaker 3: just kind of like, hey, bro, like I have my limits,
Speaker 3: Like I don't really I'm not really fond of supporting Nazis.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure it all things considered being real, it
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I should go to
Speaker 1: the show. It's a little ghost though. I can't, Like,
Speaker 1: I think it's an experience, like you already paid the money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gi'll me a bitch. You could get a refun I guess,
Speaker 1: but I could because I think they would understand, like
Speaker 1: with a fucking Nazi.
Speaker 2: You're a Nazi. Stop being a bitch.
Speaker 1: Go to the fucking thing. Man, Come on, you know
Speaker 1: how many you're probably like just chilling.
Speaker 2: You know how many Nazis you probably fucked? Think about that?
Speaker 1: None. I'm heavy. If if I have I have not,
Speaker 1: if I have I would be very surprised. At least
Speaker 1: two for sure, maybe one openly like racist. There was
Speaker 1: a it's like a Filipino Mexican girl that I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not super sure. I don't know, but I know
Speaker 1: her the least of all the people that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, there's there's there's an on zero chance
Speaker 1: compared to she did also did get canceled for saying
Speaker 1: the N word, which that was fine, but remember yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't worry about uh okay. I'm I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1: hold out of that though, because I want to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm like.
Speaker 2: What I definitely what I don't know. Yeah, definitely, at
Speaker 2: least at least one girl was like low key racist.
Speaker 2: There's a jug leed girl. She was definitely lokey racist.
Speaker 1: Definitely. I know.
Speaker 2: I know plugs that are definitely not racist people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know they'll say that definitely.
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Speaker 1: sucking dick. It's fucking thick. Show me the way perfect
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant's feet, Kevin Durant sucks nice. I love that
Speaker 1: they're following each other. It's great. That's jay one thing
Speaker 1: me No, no, why uh fun you? I am paying
Speaker 1: my TV license, bitch, mister Pantskaks's dad is a symbio
Speaker 1: doing face off workings and his dad fuck face Unstoppable Kingston.
Speaker 1: There's a mod for Biloccho that incorporates Pokemon cards called
Speaker 1: Pokermon Check it Out, Cardboard Pie, Eric Gorn cutting out Netta,
Speaker 1: Who's Colon? While Lego Listen Gimli compete over who can
Speaker 1: do them? Those idf soldiers. Sween's dad affectionately talking about
Speaker 1: his fifth wife, but somehow it's his seventh divorce. Jolly
Speaker 1: old dipshit. The Ace of Parades. Ohanna means You're gay?
Speaker 1: Expedition thirty three is the second best thing out of
Speaker 1: France behind Victor Wembama. I don't know who the fuck
Speaker 1: that is? Is that a real persons like Wilmer Valdorama
Speaker 1: is a fake ass last name? Do you say Wilmer Valdorama. Yes,
Speaker 1: that last name is like the fakest thing I've ever seen?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Valderama? Is that I don't just sounds like it sounds
Speaker 1: ef from like Maldonado To me. I think the Rama
Speaker 1: part because like Rama is such as it's like a
Speaker 1: what you know, it's it's the you know, it's the.
Speaker 2: I can't think of an example, but I know what
Speaker 2: you mean, Yeah, exactly. Those are clearly like a proper
Speaker 2: Spanish name.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, welcome to the Kingdom. Hearts Rama, you know?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just doesn't sound fucking really.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like Maldonado and uh Valdorama
Speaker 2: are like actually Spanish people names, Like they're not like
Speaker 2: a combination of like the Spaniards. It's just like these
Speaker 2: are like Rivera or something. Yeah, like those are names
Speaker 2: of like people that came here and did something.
Speaker 1: See, Yeah, Wilmer, what a stupid name, Wilm What are
Speaker 1: you a fucking pig. Wilburg. Oh, yeah, I was thinking
Speaker 1: of sucking the wife from Flintstones. That's Wilma. Oh it's
Speaker 1: only forty five. What Wilmar Wilma is the wife. His
Speaker 1: name is Wilbur Wo.
Speaker 2: No, that's you're thinking of Bill Burr, the comedian b wife.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he grew wife. Goat man Beatles and Beatles did.
Speaker 2: I don't had a kid together. I don't know he
Speaker 2: had children.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man Beatles in the Dungeon, Gawk Klansman
Speaker 1: Kathain joke, Marit to Cathain joke. America Projects protects Direwolf
Speaker 1: puppies from Kingson's dad. Mister Sandman, give me your cream.
Speaker 1: The largest penis that I've ever seen. Come, come, come,
Speaker 1: please paint my lips like the White Cliffs of Dover.
Speaker 1: And I don't remember the rest of that's.
Speaker 3: Gonna put like Uhama gay And then it's like then
Speaker 3: it's just talking about his his his fiance man like
Speaker 3: it's it's like like, no, he's not gay.
Speaker 1: In fact, gall around were probably paid Google to do that,
Speaker 1: to make to make me gay. Don't make me gay.
Speaker 1: I'm not gay, no more. Don't make a gay never.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's flamboyant. He's just flamboyant.
Speaker 2: He was foreign, very, he was very, he was he
Speaker 2: was like he was like the fact that he ends
Speaker 2: up with Jackie, it's hilarious at the end.
Speaker 1: Well, she she hooked up with everybody at certain point.
Speaker 1: Not really, I know she got with she was with
Speaker 1: Hide and she was everyone except for Eric. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like she got hired. She got with because Eric had
Speaker 1: the main interest little Beatle family mourning to a Penis
Speaker 1: the actor comedian. Yeah, he got he got involved and
Speaker 1: then he started off having butt sex with the Jackie.
Speaker 1: Oh really, oh wait, No, she might have got with
Speaker 1: Laura what's her name in the show, Donna Donna, Donna Donna.
Speaker 1: He looked like he looked like he was a.
Speaker 3: Boy who it was towards the ladder in the sion where. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when the last season was in the show.
Speaker 1: Yea, Eric left and then I think Seth Myers came
Speaker 1: in as just another person to be in it. Eric
Speaker 1: season five. Yeah, it's so weird. No, that like, uh,
Speaker 1: that's not real real. I thought he left in like
Speaker 1: seasons because I thought they had how many what are
Speaker 1: you talking? Five seasons? Seventy show.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was one of the last seasons FI season,
Speaker 3: so Eric comes back for the last episode.
Speaker 1: But I think there was more seasons than five. There
Speaker 1: was like really I know, like Eric did Friends have
Speaker 1: something like that? It wasn't Paul didn't Paul Rudd join
Speaker 1: Friends in like the last season. I know. I only
Speaker 1: know this because of an interview that he It was
Speaker 1: probably like a late night there was probably coning or something, right,
Speaker 1: He's talking about how like, yeah, I was there for
Speaker 1: the finale and I felt like it was weird because
Speaker 1: like I was, I just haven't been here, Like everybody
Speaker 1: was all crying, and I think he I think Paul
Speaker 1: Rudd said like he walked up to a bunch of
Speaker 1: them when they were hugging it like we did it, guys,
Speaker 1: and then he said nobody laughed. Great or that's the
Speaker 1: gist of that story that I know.
Speaker 3: There were eight seasons, yeah, because I remember it being
Speaker 3: like closer to like ten and uh yeah, he Eric,
Speaker 3: eight is closer to ten.
Speaker 1: It is closer than five. I remember Kelso leaves too.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, he goes off, But I thought he came
Speaker 3: back or something because he was doing I guess just
Speaker 3: for an episode or something.
Speaker 2: He might have been doing punk.
Speaker 3: He goes to yeah, He's like, oh, absolutely, and he
Speaker 3: was doing I think it was like the military or
Speaker 3: some ship to like get fucked by.
Speaker 2: His uh you, he had a baby mama, he got
Speaker 2: some bitch pregnant.
Speaker 1: Oh, Laura fuks his older brother, Luke Wilson. We cannot
Speaker 1: get into the deep Laura wils the show. He is
Speaker 1: on the show, yes, and then he's Kelse's older brother.
Speaker 1: Fans found made to recompile Xbox for sixteen games and
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm too tired of this show.
Speaker 2: This was the actress for Donna's son, not the same
Speaker 2: actress the whole time.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's always been Laura. No for a
Speaker 1: period of time thinking of Eric's sister. You sure Donald
Speaker 1: has always been done.
Speaker 2: I could have swore that I could have I could
Speaker 2: be I can be redhead, I could be I could
Speaker 2: be very I could be very wrong about it.
Speaker 1: But there was something it.
Speaker 3: It's always been her. Funny thing is Laura had a
Speaker 3: little sister. Sorry not Laura. Donna had a little sister
Speaker 3: that never went upstairs and never came back.
Speaker 1: Oh she got killed. That's really funny and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah it was. It was Eric's sister. She
Speaker 3: got into drugs and she got all fucked up. So
Speaker 3: got the original one.
Speaker 1: Spoilers Son, They're they're going to boomerang firing squad Me
Speaker 1: Mitchie the kid bam Met Kingston's dad had a messianal
Speaker 1: pro laps the twelve year old boy that finally got
Speaker 1: his revenge on Pope Francis Hivon Kasugas is playing Kingdom
Speaker 1: Home Kingdom Come Deliverance to have another game that count
Speaker 1: this year. This year is kind of snacked. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: plays a crazy couple of years. Actually, honestly, pretty in
Speaker 1: the world might be crumbling, and the industry also, but
Speaker 1: like I mean, we're getting a good ship out of it.
Speaker 1: Post Clarity, Nut from Hell's Herd, I come at the
Speaker 1: Star Coffee the Irish goos arurticule. He's used a spear
Speaker 1: called gay ballsysh SNK accidentally added an actual rapist to
Speaker 1: the roster of their upcoming fighting game, Whoopsy, Whoopsy, Whoopsy Doodles.
Speaker 1: Consider again, could consider in that again that every saint
Speaker 1: in center in history in history lived there on a
Speaker 1: motive dust suspended in Swing's Toothkip sounds like the uh
Speaker 1: crossing announcer for Soul Caliber. Welcome to Soul Caliber, Welcome
Speaker 1: to Soul. This is the story of Kingston's dead pale
Speaker 1: black men. If you could ever imagine such a thing,
Speaker 1: you could be a pale black person exactly. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. That's what I fucking said. That's what I
Speaker 1: just said, Idiots, that is what I just You know,
Speaker 1: I don't I know, you don't know science like I do,
Speaker 1: because you're stupid and black and dumb and gay, none
Speaker 1: of which necessarily relate to one another, but they are descriptive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that will hook me so hard, I say that. And Cosmos, Cosmos,
Speaker 1: the veastness of the cosmos. Kingston is black and gay,
Speaker 1: the astral body, Mars. It's just it's just every Kingson
Speaker 1: is like what here in the fun, Here in the
Speaker 1: fun definitely not black here in the far reaches of
Speaker 1: space mysteries elude us? Did I mention Kingston is fat,
Speaker 1: black and gay and dumb and stupid and dumb and
Speaker 1: gay and being so gay, black and fat, dumb piece
Speaker 1: of ship Kingston like Kingdom Hearts, which I find repugnant.
Speaker 1: He said this in the seventhes. I'm not even I'm
Speaker 1: not even close to being born. I think it's my
Speaker 1: biggest My biggest fear is that one day we may
Speaker 1: live in a world where where young black kids and
Speaker 1: young white kids can speak to each other openly about
Speaker 1: Kingston being gay, fat, dumb. But he's he's actually like
Speaker 1: but he's. But he's so well spoken that it's like
Speaker 1: tons of well spoken races throughout the entire seconds. Not
Speaker 1: one of those throughout the cosmos. It's just a bunch
Speaker 1: of like fucking segregation, like fucking propaganda. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: get you get like hints of it through cosmos, Like
Speaker 1: it never says anything out outwardly, but like maybe he does,
Speaker 1: like a throughout throughout the history on Earth, great leaders
Speaker 1: like you know, George Washington and then and Martin Luther King.
Speaker 1: But then it cuts to it like it's all actors
Speaker 1: playing these people, and then the actor for Martin Luther
Speaker 1: King is a white guy or yeah, oh yeah, god,
Speaker 1: it's fucking Michael Jackson's uh, oh my god. You see,
Speaker 1: John the Lady did a fucking interview with Bob.
Speaker 2: He didn't kill him.
Speaker 1: He was on his fucking late night show. He had
Speaker 1: an interview with Bobo and it's it's him using a
Speaker 1: computer to speak, and it's him going like everybody always
Speaker 1: wants to talk about the bad stuff. It's fucking it's
Speaker 1: really good, fucking stupid. I love that show. It's just
Speaker 1: all bits that we would do that most companies would
Speaker 1: cut and not let happen, and then he just does it.
Speaker 1: Craig the Canadian loss in hieroglyphics. Everything in the cosmost separate, buddy,
Speaker 1: separate but equal, and the grand scheme. It should be
Speaker 1: as all things should be. It's your boy, Shawne d
Speaker 1: cum Titty Snark Tank fans are now homeless and deported
Speaker 1: service Agent two six seven Kingston's uncle, gay nephew. It's
Speaker 1: nern not nim. I don't know. Come y'all gott to
Speaker 1: watch the song Squash any Word by crys Lily, who's
Speaker 1: a white Australian wore black face for the character. Uh
Speaker 1: went to Levine's yesterday to get some pants for me
Speaker 1: and my niggas. Yeah, what the hell is that?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 1: That's unforgivable? Oh really yeah, I was gonna steal. I
Speaker 1: didn't have no money. I didn't recommenize it over there, dude.
Speaker 2: I love that video because this hairline is so fucking chopped.
Speaker 2: It's I've never seen a worse hairline in my life
Speaker 2: than hiss hairline, absolutely on a black person.
Speaker 1: What's crazy about Wangs is like his hairline is terrible,
Speaker 1: but it looks it works for him. It looks good
Speaker 1: on him. I don't know why he's the only person
Speaker 1: who can look good like because he just rocks it.
Speaker 1: He rocks the fun out of it.
Speaker 3: Because a lot of people would would put their hair
Speaker 3: like the Logan Paul would put their hair forward to
Speaker 3: hide it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like no one of his fights. I saw
Speaker 2: his hairline. His shit is yeah, Logan Paul's hairline.
Speaker 3: They both saved their hair because they have millions of
Speaker 3: dollars because their dad is bald as shiite, so like genetically.
Speaker 1: They were curse. Doesn't it come from like the mom
Speaker 1: or something? I think it does, well, I mean, how
Speaker 1: could that. I don't remember. I think I remember X chromosome.
Speaker 1: I think I remember hearing it comes from the mother's side.
Speaker 1: So I think if your mom's dad is bald or something,
Speaker 1: I don't know how true that is. I don't know
Speaker 1: how true is that sounds like honestly, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a nineties wives tale the people. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how true it is. I just see, like, Oh,
Speaker 3: my friend Sally, you know, is his dad's bald and
Speaker 3: he's bald. So yeah, okay, dad, just like I just
Speaker 3: feel like you have a greater chance. But yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: maybe maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong too. No, I mean
Speaker 3: I have one baldae my what the way that I
Speaker 3: think of it, it sounds plausible, But what if it
Speaker 3: is what you're saying, you know, I've never looked into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad's not bald.
Speaker 2: From both parents and it's present on the X chromosome.
Speaker 2: That's why I say it comes from women president X romosome.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So so it's more likely to come from
Speaker 1: the from the mother's family than guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess because you get the X chromoso from
Speaker 2: your mom, you know. So if you're a man and
Speaker 2: you're bald, luck you've got it from your mothers.
Speaker 1: A lot women. Yeah, I didn't, I don't care anyway.
Speaker 1: Slurpin's broken smoking joking' uh drip amah Lord of all Drip,
Speaker 1: stealing Sween's pelt in his sleep and moving it and
Speaker 1: moving in with his grandma to make her feel happy
Speaker 1: in her final years. Uh uh did I say this? Okay?
Speaker 1: I saw Kingson's dad at the Kaza Strip and he said,
Speaker 1: you know, I could stop this, but I won't. ID
Speaker 1: it's a crazy thing to say what we want to
Speaker 1: blow me? Uh?
Speaker 2: That's so text book evil.
Speaker 1: It is text waiting for the Sween hunting tier. I
Speaker 1: want to spelt J. D Vance ferociously sucking on el
Speaker 1: On stoy boobs and then demanding that he says thank
Speaker 1: you afterwards. Criminally gremlin. Kingson's dad Joke has been running
Speaker 1: to the ground giving Derek's giving Derek's black bug eyed
Speaker 1: face throat shots ninth level wizard advocation spelled Itchie Colon,
Speaker 1: Bill Murray's black German negrosss Jones jd Vance. He's using
Speaker 1: his poisonous bio to kill kill the Pope Sween's dad.
Speaker 1: My babe, boy, come beat your new stepfather, Wilson Fisk.
Speaker 1: Come take his last name, Kingston Fisk. Uh that's a
Speaker 1: badass name.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: We slave five eighty three like a schlog by hobo slave.
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Speaker 1: fucking Watson Grammont in uplink and uh, it's a fucking
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Speaker 1: completely liquidized Dookie the first Showy David, advice from Swinging,
Speaker 1: advice for swing top hat no top, and the googly
Speaker 1: eyes on nipples. Oh my god, it's fun. I just
Speaker 1: saw this episode of this show. There's a do you
Speaker 1: know the Detroiters. Yes, it's it's when He's the prostitute,
Speaker 1: right Tim Robinson's old show before I think you should leave.
Speaker 1: He had like a sitcom and it's pretty good. It's
Speaker 1: honestly pretty funny. But like there's a scene where like
Speaker 1: they're trying to make somebody laugh or like perform at
Speaker 1: like a funeral or no, it was like a sixtieth
Speaker 1: birthday and somebody had the idea to like it's like
Speaker 1: a giant top hat that goes over your shoulder and
Speaker 1: then your nipples.
Speaker 2: The dad's party, right, Yes, that's part of trying to
Speaker 2: make him laugh.
Speaker 1: It's really fucking stupid. It's the dumbest visual I think
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Do you see the clip going around
Speaker 1: of him of like guy at a funeral at that
Speaker 1: show on that show where he's like, uh, it's the
Speaker 1: priest and he's like, uh, you know, he's doing all
Speaker 1: his condolences and he goes like, hey, I hope you
Speaker 1: know that it's a good service. But like those weren't
Speaker 1: real laughs that you got, Like you got this because
Speaker 1: you're a priest. You shouldn't feel funny, don't don't feel
Speaker 1: proud about today. He's like, everybody grieves in their own way.
Speaker 1: So and then the black guy. That black guy is
Speaker 1: so funny. He's one of the funniest people I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And he comes up and he goes like, hey, beautiful service.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't feel like you deserve those laughs
Speaker 1: though it's like it's like, oh I just told him,
Speaker 1: It's like, oh good, It's they're like they're all anyone
Speaker 1: would ever fucking I know, it's fucking crazy, but he
Speaker 1: that guy is a really funny guy's are really underrated.
Speaker 2: Commit him and Tony Robins together are way too funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, overpowered. I would say, yeah, uh, wave in anything,
Speaker 1: that guy I know, shockingly, I just I mean Tim
Speaker 1: was Tim Robinson was on SNL yeah for for a
Speaker 1: little bit, wave in when you wave in the when You?
Speaker 1: But I went in the when You? What? I read
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Speaker 1: featured on like a rap rock song about time one thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know what this matter? How hard you try
Speaker 1: design to explain in due time? Oh I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's more like Zach Dela Kingston. The name
Speaker 1: of the planet the elder scrolls is Nim. It's not nim,
Speaker 1: it's nern. You will literate remedial horror. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a fair mistake. That looks like the same. Actually genuinely,
Speaker 1: n I am and n I r N look damn
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Speaker 7: Neurn.
Speaker 1: That's my name, and that's my name and eldest prose. Okay,
Speaker 1: Nicky Ziggy Smokey's pyramediac sibling turning the condom inside out
Speaker 1: to get a second usehead of it. Let's go, let's
Speaker 1: go recycling. The skull sent to Ethan's house is actually
Speaker 1: Sween's dead.
Speaker 2: Did I shot the scult?
Speaker 1: You glide? I like that he's afraid. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: His fear feeds melicious jew fear fall in gods fear
Speaker 1: yy my favorite. On the ground high like it's like
Speaker 1: it's just it's high. It's high enough to notice, but
Speaker 1: not so high that you're like, like, is that Like,
Speaker 1: I guess a person could. That's that's the highest I've
Speaker 1: ever seen anybody jump. But I guess a person could
Speaker 1: do that. I guess, yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 2: Not him, my dad, this fucking dark wall this.
Speaker 1: Yeay, just like he's but he's inside his apartment, so
Speaker 1: he's like hitting his head really like.
Speaker 2: He's like inside the floor someone else's house. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: look at them and he falls back out.
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Speaker 1: all right, let's get the fuck out here. Oh here
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Speaker 1: fuck out here. Bye,