Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Egg.
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Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Gods, Derek Black,
Speaker 3: Ben and Tom Sway.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 2: prepare for some blazing glory. Look at that Look at
Speaker 2: that control.
Speaker 4: We have that mental fortitude where is already already crazy.
Speaker 4: You've been studying for years to this was your moment.
Speaker 4: We've we've been the people in the audience don't know this.
Speaker 4: We've actually been planning a reveal uh that you know,
Speaker 4: perfect ancient uh Chi channeling dances.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, and.
Speaker 4: Today was gonna be the big debut where you open
Speaker 4: the show with it.
Speaker 2: And you're to my eight mile lose yourself moment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was about to kill my kata. I put the
Speaker 2: the ball the I just didn't know what else.
Speaker 1: I got nervous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, man. You know you just see
Speaker 2: the you visualize the dick and balls and then you
Speaker 2: just you drop it. Yeah. You you rhyme a house
Speaker 2: with stars and you're like, fuck, that isn't rhyme.
Speaker 4: Speaking of house, I was watching a house the other day.
Speaker 2: You're watching house. I was watching house, watching house the
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 4: It looks like there's an episode in the beginning, like
Speaker 4: the early seasons, where a child gets abducted by aliens.
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw that episode. What sorry, what Joe has.
Speaker 2: Been binging house? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Nick has been binging house, dude, And I went over there.
Speaker 4: I went, which is very weird that both of your
Speaker 4: binging houses and say that it's very late. Welcome to
Speaker 4: Sargank podcast. Amoranth. We we just said Amoranth's name, so
Speaker 4: she's in the thumbnail there. Ye, it's justified. We got you.
Speaker 4: But so fucking House. Yeah, let's go back to have
Speaker 4: the more interesting subjects.
Speaker 1: So Mick was watching House recently. In an episode of
Speaker 1: House where he says he's fake name for a restaurant
Speaker 1: was Mick. And I was like, I fucking knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it because I think he looks like Mick.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I think House looks like Mick.
Speaker 4: I think you're racist?
Speaker 2: How was that racist?
Speaker 4: Because he did he does not look like how.
Speaker 1: I don't know how does how does that racist?
Speaker 2: I don't see it. What do you okay? Oprah? You
Speaker 2: look like Oprah?
Speaker 1: No, it's not like that. I think if Mick was
Speaker 1: I think if Mick was white, he looked like house whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't see it, and this is irrelevant. The point
Speaker 1: he agrees with me, but everybody else doesn't. The point
Speaker 1: is the person that it is. The point is entertaining you.
Speaker 1: He just knows I'm different, and he's not trying to
Speaker 1: make me feel bad.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to trigger you because he understands that
Speaker 4: like if you, if you, if you experience that kind
Speaker 4: of thing, you'll start attacking him. Started attacking him, dude.
Speaker 4: So I have to bring this up. The audience doesn't
Speaker 4: The audience doesn't know this. The audience doesn't know this,
Speaker 4: But but I was. I was, So I was scouring
Speaker 4: every now and then I'll watch, especially because I felt
Speaker 4: like the last two episodes that we did were like
Speaker 4: I remember laughing a lot during them, and so like
Speaker 4: I was like looking for certain clips to maybe post
Speaker 4: to the channel. There's one that we posted on the
Speaker 4: Instagram that I didn't even realize was as funny as
Speaker 4: it was, because like, we did the fucking the ooh
Speaker 4: red and we both did it at the same time,
Speaker 4: but I didn't see him because my hands were up
Speaker 4: and his feet.
Speaker 2: We didn't know. We didn't even know. That's why I
Speaker 2: laughed so hard because I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, it's perfect. It was in perfect sake, but
Speaker 2: there's absolute.
Speaker 4: But so I was looking through the episode and for
Speaker 4: some reason, like I don't even know, like YouTube loaded
Speaker 4: weird or something, and.
Speaker 2: It slowed down the video.
Speaker 4: Oh that's why to like twenty five percent, Like I
Speaker 4: don't have that activated normally.
Speaker 2: Ever. Yeah, and this is Kingston.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: You sound fucking so crazy.
Speaker 6: And I saw it.
Speaker 4: I saw that at like three in the morning, after
Speaker 4: like a really long editing session.
Speaker 2: I was still editing.
Speaker 4: I just took like a break to like get air,
Speaker 4: and I looked I saw that, and I fucking I
Speaker 4: was howling at like three in the morning just watching that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I sound I sound like that's not
Speaker 1: even me.
Speaker 4: You sound like a drunk clown.
Speaker 2: Drunk clown that having guys it's about to sexually assault
Speaker 2: somebody or in the midst of it, he's just having
Speaker 2: a good time. Persons screaming, flailing like fast. But the
Speaker 2: clowns just like you fucking what you actually went? He
Speaker 2: he who that's what he'll have? My laugh slowed down?
Speaker 2: He so it must.
Speaker 1: Be sound like normal.
Speaker 2: What is the context?
Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy. I wasn't even curious about it.
Speaker 2: I really didn't. I don't even know what part of
Speaker 2: the video that's I thought about that and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna at the end of this because I
Speaker 2: don't know what part of the Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I lost.
Speaker 4: I lost all sense of like, I don't even know
Speaker 4: what episode it's from, but she showed it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I should. I should send it to first thing.
Speaker 2: That's our only connection.
Speaker 4: Laurie follows me for some reason that I don't understand,
Speaker 4: and my only d M to him is a slowed
Speaker 4: down clip of Kingston laughing like a rapist.
Speaker 1: Man, you should risk it all.
Speaker 2: I should risk it all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, really, Uh? Why have you not asked him?
Speaker 2: Like, hey, man, how'd you find me?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's just past the point.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's been very nine years.
Speaker 4: It would be so weird if I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: you followed me nine years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he like, somehow the text is in
Speaker 2: house speak, like you can read it somehow. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter even if you've never heard of house before.
Speaker 2: Somebody reads it out loud and the.
Speaker 4: Starting to Based on your question, it sounds like you
Speaker 4: have cardiov askul or meticuloma.
Speaker 2: Like that would not not be the greatest response, though
Speaker 2: it would be perfect. Hey man, like, uh, I watched
Speaker 2: House for quite some time. You know it's a big fan,
Speaker 2: Like how'd you find me? By the way? And then yeah,
Speaker 2: his answer his answer is like, you have cancer diagnoses
Speaker 2: and then he blocks you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have cancer. By a doctor diagnosing you and
Speaker 4: then blocking you, your chart must look crazy.
Speaker 2: That's a great I doesn't even want to touch it.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm out, dude, I'm out. Man. The doctors
Speaker 2: are sometimes. I talked to my doctor or nurse practitioner
Speaker 2: today and what do you mean? Like you just d
Speaker 2: m him? Well her, I did m.
Speaker 4: Her, re examined my personal that's good.
Speaker 2: I put a fire emoji on her on her nudes
Speaker 2: and that's.
Speaker 1: Crazy seeing your doctor's dudes are a wild in some
Speaker 1: sense because they see you kind of how some reciprocation.
Speaker 1: I'm never naked on my doctor. Do you have a
Speaker 1: doctor have three?
Speaker 2: In fact, do your doctor's never seen like any nude
Speaker 2: party of you? No? I even cover up my arms
Speaker 2: and I go my neck. So you walk on the
Speaker 2: office you're supposed to get a physical, and they're like,
Speaker 2: I guess, uh, okay, how are you feeling. I drew
Speaker 2: my own blood. My blood have a random bag of blood.
Speaker 2: It's starting to use that hurry up, and you know
Speaker 2: this was the sandwich was in here before. You know,
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's gonna matter, but no, my
Speaker 2: doctor was.
Speaker 4: Kison goes into the doctor's obviously, you guys, don't worry.
Speaker 4: I drew my own blood and he hands him a
Speaker 4: literal drawing.
Speaker 2: Drawing the blood not well done either. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: that looks more like an amva. It's a very good joke.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I'm working on this on Open Mic night.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Alfred's I drew you a bath line. It
Speaker 4: really is from Batman the anime thing. So anyway, you
Speaker 4: were talking to your doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was about to give up on that.
Speaker 2: What are you saying you dying? Yeah, no, it was
Speaker 2: just one of those things. Yeah, you were. I was
Speaker 2: just trying to explain to my dog so there was
Speaker 2: no confusion, and I ended up confusing her. So let
Speaker 2: me know, if this is confusing. I was telling her that, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm having I have this like verical seal thing. It's like,
Speaker 2: you know, my my tubes are fucked up connected to
Speaker 2: one of my my left testicle right and then so
Speaker 2: well she was like which one is it again? And
Speaker 2: I said, from my perspective, my left, but it's your right, sure,
Speaker 2: And then she was like no, I'm just like which
Speaker 2: one is it? And I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: but my left, but you know, just I want like
Speaker 2: it's my left, like you know, but I was just
Speaker 2: saying it was you're right, so it covered all angles,
Speaker 2: so yeah, I'm not asking for that. And I was
Speaker 2: like what And I was like wait, wait.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. I was getting to the point where
Speaker 2: I was gonna argue with her to be like, why
Speaker 2: are you rejecting my answer? I don't understand, Like it's but.
Speaker 1: Happened your balls getting mixed up like all funny, like
Speaker 1: you know, all wrapped up. It's like my left, your right,
Speaker 1: what is the wrong light? You're wrong right? Your your
Speaker 1: left is on your right, so your left to them and.
Speaker 2: I'm asking you, I'm asking if it's the top one
Speaker 2: or the back of the top or the back.
Speaker 1: I think I would have switched doctors at that point.
Speaker 1: I think I would have been.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm out of here. It would be disappointing because
Speaker 2: it's literally a stone's throat for from my apartment, like
Speaker 2: it just walked there.
Speaker 4: She just goes like, uh, you go like, yeah, my
Speaker 4: testicals are all fucked up, and she guys like, it
Speaker 4: looks looks fine.
Speaker 1: They look fine to me. What's the problem the don't
Speaker 1: see him mess up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, doctor, I've been you know, I've been having this
Speaker 2: horrible pain.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Actually squeezes way too hard. He fucking pop. That's crazy, man.
Speaker 2: I think I think you would pass out immediately, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's.
Speaker 4: Any way you're turning off.
Speaker 2: I think there's no way you're gonna be awake for
Speaker 2: that experience. I don't I don't know. I've been.
Speaker 1: I've had my ball squeeze.
Speaker 2: One time.
Speaker 1: I got my ball squeezed so bad that way one
Speaker 1: of them swelled.
Speaker 2: Why were they squeezed into the ball, into the ball,
Speaker 2: Why were they squeezed? And by whom?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about this, but no, no, no, no, I need this.
Speaker 1: It was it was, it was it Hugh, let me
Speaker 1: check your balls.
Speaker 2: Kingston a big fan, just like I thought, breast cancer.
Speaker 2: And then there's Foreman like, no, man, it can't be.
Speaker 4: Yes, it can't be bastpasser cit his testicles and then
Speaker 4: like they brust up and they take his scrot him
Speaker 4: and they put it under the microscope. He's got microscopic
Speaker 4: breasts on his scrolled him. He's like, by God, bye God,
Speaker 4: that ketamine freak is right, is right? Don't ever doubt
Speaker 4: me againting it is he on kenemine or is it
Speaker 4: like something else percocets.
Speaker 2: I can't remember which one it is. It might be
Speaker 2: vico In, Oh, vik I think you're right. I think
Speaker 2: it's I think it's viking In. But I remember there
Speaker 2: was a cop trying to bust his ass and call
Speaker 2: him a drug dealer, and ship I forgot what he
Speaker 2: did to the cop, but the cop was kind of
Speaker 2: a dirty prick. Yeah.
Speaker 4: That was season sixteen when they when they met each
Speaker 4: other in the coliseum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was like, it's, uh, I've I've had
Speaker 2: enough of your antics. Damn it. Les, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's it's on.
Speaker 4: His cane is enchanted. By this point in the show
Speaker 4: the idea of House existing for so long that it
Speaker 4: like becomes like a dragon ball like show where like
Speaker 4: they have nowhere else to go with it because it's
Speaker 4: just like it can only be like skin cancer so
Speaker 4: many times.
Speaker 2: I built a time machine because I'm bored. I built
Speaker 2: a time cane.
Speaker 1: A time cane.
Speaker 2: He taps it and then it like the only problem
Speaker 2: is it's like the wabbajack Oh random point, no wind.
Speaker 1: And that's a show.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking awesome show. It just becomes a wishboat.
Speaker 2: Is that what the show's about?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: No, it goes back to like before the dinosaurs, like
Speaker 1: the planet was a fucking Nightmarizona, where it was just
Speaker 1: like he's dignomied, like it's just all carbon. He's just
Speaker 1: like choking it. It's like it's it's all like weird
Speaker 1: giant plants. And then like fucking everything looks like a
Speaker 1: horseshoe craft.
Speaker 2: That's a that's far back man. That's not like like
Speaker 2: when there's probably like the water it hasn't saddled yet.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's just all fucking carbon dioxide.
Speaker 2: You're not even he has to leave right, Well, I
Speaker 2: guess House can breed the house figured out, you can,
Speaker 2: but enough of mountains.
Speaker 4: The chance he cane allows him to breathe in a vacuum, so.
Speaker 2: He hits the cane travels, and then the universe is
Speaker 2: barely starting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the universe. The universe is having a trouble starting.
Speaker 4: And then he has to diagnosed the problem house is God.
Speaker 4: Yeah the universe in the universe goes like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: this becomes kind of like you have it's still cancer
Speaker 4: like that at that point.
Speaker 2: You have can't you have a universal cancer? You have
Speaker 2: universe cancer like fun and then like four men's somehow, no, man,
Speaker 2: it's it's not the house. You're wrong. Yeah, somebody else
Speaker 2: shows up.
Speaker 4: It's like like a passing, Like I don't even like,
Speaker 4: what do you.
Speaker 2: Some some entity that's entity that you're in your wrong.
Speaker 4: House and in corporeal comprehensible space cloud like defiantly.
Speaker 2: How even exalts itself? You know, you don't know what
Speaker 2: you're talking about. You you're wrong? And I was like,
Speaker 2: why what what are they always doubt me?
Speaker 4: This is high concepts? What do theyways tell me?
Speaker 2: And this is only season six? He maybe those eight
Speaker 2: seasons would that not be one of the best shows
Speaker 2: if it started off completely mundane, like.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's one of my favorite prospects, or like the
Speaker 4: concepts of like a show starting off grounded and like
Speaker 4: really believable and then just becoming I mean it kind
Speaker 4: of does. It never jumps the shark to the degree
Speaker 4: that I.
Speaker 2: Want them to say. I'm saying that what it's kind
Speaker 2: of interesting. People don't like you think it's I don't.
Speaker 2: I disagree. Do you think it might be the producers
Speaker 2: who scared if we do, it's going to fuck the show?
Speaker 2: But I think that's funny, Like I.
Speaker 4: Think the shows are already fucked though, Like oh, when
Speaker 4: we were talking about The Walking Dead with with like
Speaker 4: fucking I don't know Daryl and Franz for oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: there's like a thousand and spin off.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the movie Nightcrawlers.
Speaker 2: No, I've heard. I've heard about.
Speaker 1: So there at the moment where he's everything's going on
Speaker 1: and he goes in the room as a gigantic spider
Speaker 1: but like not gigantic like a large spider and relative terms, it.
Speaker 2: Was the room size spider. Yeah, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: what what was happening?
Speaker 1: What was the movie like normal before?
Speaker 4: But yeah, Yeah, movies kind of centralize on that because
Speaker 4: like a lot of movie, a lot of movie twists
Speaker 4: are kind of that sometimes, like not a lot of them,
Speaker 4: but like.
Speaker 2: A little shocking twists. Remember in the movie I think.
Speaker 4: About caviin in the Woods, I think about that one
Speaker 4: is the closest I would say, yeah, because even the
Speaker 4: although it is kind of set ups, it was it
Speaker 4: was ground Even the twist was grounded until the reason
Speaker 4: why they were doing it.
Speaker 1: That's when it was like what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Going over that fucking gap with the get the Wall?
Speaker 1: It was like, holy ship, my.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you consider it a horror film, that's
Speaker 2: my favorite horror film, only because like I traditionally don't
Speaker 2: really like horror films that much. Yeah, yeah, they're just
Speaker 2: it's a great one. They're too such a hard to me.
Speaker 2: We were just like I was talking to I was
Speaker 2: not Jo because we finally saw centers and you know,
Speaker 2: like when it comes to horror films, like it's like
Speaker 2: I don't mind the contrivance because the horror films can't
Speaker 2: exist without it. So but but by default it makes
Speaker 2: me kind of like it appreciates it a little bit
Speaker 2: for me because it's but I'm like, it's fine. I
Speaker 2: know what I'm watching, and I think because of the
Speaker 2: Cabin in the Woods and how left field and win
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that was so fucking enjoyable and it's
Speaker 2: in the silliest, funnest way, and I feel like that's
Speaker 2: I I would love more. Think like if House did
Speaker 2: a Cabin in the Woods.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing is like, it's a movie. Can't really
Speaker 4: a movie has to make money back?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not even that.
Speaker 4: It's it's just that a movie, a movie is self
Speaker 4: contained in a way that's like it's harder to do
Speaker 4: for them. Like I think it's way. I would much
Speaker 4: prefer a show a show to do it, because I
Speaker 4: just think there's more room to get you attached, There's
Speaker 4: more room to get people like invested to the point
Speaker 4: where like, well wait, I can't let go of these characters.
Speaker 2: I spent so long with them.
Speaker 4: So even if they go, even if they shrink to
Speaker 4: the size of ants, docker House shrinks to the size
Speaker 4: of an end as a cure an ant colony, I.
Speaker 2: Think it would. I think word of mouth would get
Speaker 2: that show. It's like the way that it uh, it's
Speaker 2: the way that it's not even and I'm not saying
Speaker 2: I'm not comparing it like, oh, it would be the
Speaker 2: same quality becaus clear obscurity is like the qualities like
Speaker 2: off the charts. But as far as the word of mouth,
Speaker 2: I've I haven't seen anything have that much like.
Speaker 1: Yeap yeap, yeap yap.
Speaker 2: As far as every corner of where I'm going, that's even.
Speaker 2: People are just kind of like yapping on about it
Speaker 2: and on about it. And I think that something like
Speaker 2: almost like a phenomenon or almost like a cultural movement. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I feel like that's how somebody could take a
Speaker 2: risk of house bringing house back for example, for whatever
Speaker 2: tend seed whatever it's on, and they're all Kumar has
Speaker 2: been resurrected or something. That's the whole thing. They wanted
Speaker 2: to save him, and oh, they wanted to save some
Speaker 2: girl that she ended up dying because she saved house.
Speaker 2: Like there was it was it was there was like
Speaker 2: a terrorist attack or something on a bus and because
Speaker 2: she took house home. I don't remember. It was so insane.
Speaker 2: I'm on the computer working and I'm looking over like
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you watching?
Speaker 1: Doesn't someone die because of house and husband's always mad
Speaker 1: at House from.
Speaker 2: That well, it's not there was one of his best friends,
Speaker 2: House's best friends, the the kind of Boisly No, not
Speaker 2: the boise she Hamson one. It's just because there's the
Speaker 2: boys and handsone was the Australian one or something, and
Speaker 2: then there was like another white guy.
Speaker 4: Everybody else in that show is just not House. So
Speaker 4: like I don't know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know their names. I just know.
Speaker 2: I just know. Foreman is the black dude, Omar Epps.
Speaker 2: He's the one that doubts him. He's the his role
Speaker 2: is to doubt House every fucking episode, yeah, even though
Speaker 2: he's always right. And so like I know Foreman, and
Speaker 2: then I don't remember everybody else's name.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it takes House being wrong one time for things
Speaker 1: to get really bad at that hospital, you know, it
Speaker 1: takes like one time to be like, I want to
Speaker 1: give this guy that's overdosing on fenting awesome fucking strawberry,
Speaker 1: come me beers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't believe you walked into this emergency room
Speaker 4: and you didn't even think to put your baby in
Speaker 4: the microwave for two seconds to fix this problem.
Speaker 2: And it works.
Speaker 1: And of course, of course it's gonna work.
Speaker 2: It always works. Seconds.
Speaker 4: No, I think wait two second, yes, I think two
Speaker 4: seconds will be like a lot.
Speaker 2: I think two seconds is totally fine. All right, go
Speaker 2: try it. No, I mean you give me a baby.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't got a baby. Well then see,
Speaker 2: well the world will never know. Damn, man, two seconds
Speaker 2: is pretty did do you think what when? What year
Speaker 2: were microwaves invented? No? No, no, well what was discovered? What
Speaker 2: year were discovered? Yeah, they were roaming the fields.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go nineteen thirty thirty two thirty two.
Speaker 2: So they so pre World War two.
Speaker 4: So they feel like fifties things to me for some reason.
Speaker 4: Probably I don't look it up.
Speaker 2: I'm curious. Yeah, I'm assuming probably forties, fifties. I'm just
Speaker 2: hoping it's before doctor Mangela was doing his thing because
Speaker 2: I want to incorporate, uh, microwaves into my theory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in nineteen forty five, oh damn close, damn just
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 2: So the war ended, war ends, and then microwaves began
Speaker 2: or were.
Speaker 4: Just Yeah, that was hit Hitler. Hitler's whole thing was
Speaker 4: like he didn't want microwaves to happen.
Speaker 2: He microwaved his face and that's how that war ended. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he was. He was. He couldn't wait for the food.
Speaker 2: He was too hungry.
Speaker 1: He microwaved his face with bullets.
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah, he put he put bullet He put a
Speaker 2: bullet cartridge in the microwave trying to heat up his
Speaker 2: It's because he was so hungry in the bunker. That
Speaker 2: is so insane.
Speaker 4: It was like like you get anything out of hot
Speaker 4: metal that you wouldn't get out of this cold metal
Speaker 4: of your forced to eat it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, because he really liked to smell of
Speaker 2: gunpowder and stuff, and he thought, you know, if I
Speaker 2: heat it up really hot or probably taste really good.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because he he snorts. He was snorting it anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're hearing history, idiot. If you snorted gunpowder and then smoked,
Speaker 4: would you like kind of like explode a little bit
Speaker 4: every now and ask Kitler? That's a good point. I
Speaker 4: should ask Keitdler. You should ask a stupid question that
Speaker 4: I asked of you.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I think I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: ask killer as a matter of fact, form cover from
Speaker 2: let me go. I forgot what is time travels?
Speaker 4: Back to Hitler Hitler, a Needrex for Killa, who.
Speaker 2: Cunning Libert Liba Dick Libertic? Is that house? Is that German? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was trying to say, I love you, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't remember at first.
Speaker 2: Lib.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they even have a word for that.
Speaker 2: German. Sounds fine when when the non angry ones are speaking,
Speaker 2: it problem.
Speaker 4: Is, you know they're all they're all angry. That's the issue.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, uh what do we so?
Speaker 8: What do we?
Speaker 2: What do we get? Most bb guy in kleb Dick. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Yeah, yeah, man, I was watching
Speaker 2: so I was watching a review of Sinners by Deleted.
Speaker 2: He was talking about it and it was I just
Speaker 2: want to see his insight. And uh he starts the
Speaker 2: song the video off, doing a disclaimer or whatever, and
Speaker 2: then it's like an intro to delete it and it's
Speaker 2: the fucking beat to that Hale Hitler song. And I'm like, God,
Speaker 2: damn you dude, Like, can I escape this stupid bullshit
Speaker 2: for a second? No? I can't. Can I? Yeah? Obviously
Speaker 2: not like I'm just like I'm trying to I'm trying to, like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I was talking to Jojo being like, hey man, this
Speaker 2: weekend has felt good, not seeing anything that's happening with
Speaker 2: the administration, seeing nothing. The closest thing I saw was
Speaker 2: amorand arguing with their stupid fucking husband or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that was inconsequential because I don't care about it
Speaker 2: right exactly, So I was just like, okay, whatever. But
Speaker 2: I was like, man, this has been good. I haven't
Speaker 2: seen anything. Nothing creeped on my timeline.
Speaker 1: It was just smooth.
Speaker 2: I watched the end of the playoffs and can be
Speaker 2: a playoffs. I watched the UFC. It was everything was
Speaker 2: And then I watching late last night. I'm watching that
Speaker 2: before I went to bed, and then I just that
Speaker 2: that beat, which is kind of a good beat, that's
Speaker 2: the problem, and it's.
Speaker 4: Not it's like melodically, it's not bad at all. It's
Speaker 4: probably the best thing he's made in a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. Really. I was just like, god, what
Speaker 2: did I just got? I was floating and then I
Speaker 2: just got. I was like, oh, yeah, I live on earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, damn, okay, fair enough, thanks to appreciate you.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so what do we what do we got
Speaker 4: for this one? And not really much happened. I think, uh,
Speaker 4: as far as I'm aware I did want to.
Speaker 2: I just want to mention not going into detail because
Speaker 2: about clerk'scare Extodition thirty three, but I did finish it.
Speaker 2: You finished it first, Yeah, I finished it probably, I
Speaker 2: don't know, Thursday or something, I don't remember, and I
Speaker 2: was blown the fuck away with just like I was
Speaker 2: really trying to think about it. Then this experience was
Speaker 2: I was like, when's the last time I had an
Speaker 2: experience that that like hit that hard for me? And
Speaker 2: it was probably, which is actually coincidentally, I saw this
Speaker 2: on my Facebook memories Dark Souls three when you're making
Speaker 2: your way to on Orlando. Yeah, and like and just
Speaker 2: how breath taking everything looked. And I just saw my
Speaker 2: Facebook memories it said, I still haven't seen anything that
Speaker 2: looks this great. Yeah, and man, this is close even
Speaker 2: just even some of the like some of the dude,
Speaker 2: some even some of the lighting just went so hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was just looking at some You're just walking
Speaker 2: around like and I'm just like looking at the floor
Speaker 2: and I'm like the reflection of the lighting from the sky.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, they fucking murdered this game. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a really water looks insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, it's it's a beautiful game. Man, everything about
Speaker 4: it is. Everything about it is really damn good. There's
Speaker 4: like the only flaw I think I could even see
Speaker 4: with it is it's they're like there's not a mini
Speaker 4: map in some locations, and that's kind of confusing. Sometimes
Speaker 4: it's and there's optional platforming sections that are not good.
Speaker 4: They're like the platform it's not a platforming.
Speaker 2: Game unreasonably hard because because you're kept designed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your character does like a little roll every time
Speaker 4: they land. Like platforming is insane if.
Speaker 2: You are going forward at all, and and then and
Speaker 2: you your platform is not the same and you you jump,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's so, I mean, it's I didn't accomplish
Speaker 2: I didn't beat any of them because I was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 4: It's it's barely even there.
Speaker 2: Uh, there's one part where I did. I was a
Speaker 2: little mad because I did want to fight this boss
Speaker 2: that's in like a there's a bunch of picture frames
Speaker 2: in that world. Then you're supposed to collect these things
Speaker 2: to wake up this boss. There's like three things. There's
Speaker 2: like three things, so there's like there's a but you
Speaker 2: have to of course. It's like obstacles you have to
Speaker 2: balance on these picture frames, these broken picture frames. I
Speaker 2: did two of them, which were really tedious, annoying, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's a third note, but I
Speaker 2: do I just quit. I was like, I'm not doing
Speaker 2: this again.
Speaker 4: Ya.
Speaker 2: It was and I really want to fight the boss.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was gonna be bad ass. The rewarding
Speaker 2: doing all I'll probably just on YouTube, but.
Speaker 4: It is like, yeah, it's it's an amazing game. It's
Speaker 4: easily game of the year for me. It's I can't
Speaker 4: even imagine. I know, I'm looking I'm looking forward to
Speaker 4: Doom in a couple of days, and I know Death
Speaker 4: Randy's on the horizon, but like, I just I can't
Speaker 4: imagine any I can't imagine anything really and honestly, like
Speaker 4: I mean it, like sincerely, if GGA six came out
Speaker 4: this year, I actually don't know for sure if it
Speaker 4: would have beat it wouldn't actually.
Speaker 2: Because I so I looked at all the games that
Speaker 2: won since since its inception, because my thought was, before
Speaker 2: I looked it up, my thought was, I don't think
Speaker 2: I've ever felt this strongly about something that is so obvious,
Speaker 2: because a lot of times there's been some decent competition.
Speaker 2: Even when there was a really strong game, We're like,
Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent confident about what's gonna win. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe twenty twenty three just because like Balder's K three
Speaker 2: was such a massive achievement and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: that feels pretty safe. But twenty twenty three was still
Speaker 2: a good fucking year. Yeah, But like everything else, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh yeah, so this year, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't think it matters what comes out. I really, I
Speaker 2: don't think anything. This feels like, like, let's put it
Speaker 2: this way, Like I've never I don't call games masterpieces
Speaker 2: because I feel like there's always some issues they can
Speaker 2: poke at the closest thing. I was just really satisfied
Speaker 2: with RESONUBL two because of like I was like, this
Speaker 2: is like a perfect remake for me. Yeah sure, you know,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't necessarily call it a masterpiece only because it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I the experience has been muddled by beating the original
Speaker 2: one thousand times or so. But for somebody else maybe
Speaker 2: they feel differently that never played re as evil to anyway,
Speaker 2: This hit in a way that I haven't experienced in
Speaker 2: fucking forever. I was like, this is kind of lightning
Speaker 2: in a bottle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it feels like living through a moment where
Speaker 4: it's like you know that this is like a final
Speaker 4: Fantasy seven kind of thing, Yes, where like people are
Speaker 4: gonna be talking about this for like forever. It's really
Speaker 4: fucking great and I highly recommend it. We're gonna do
Speaker 4: I think an extra Ammo yes, dedicated to it because uh,
Speaker 4: it's that good.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, it bears diving deep into it. And
Speaker 2: I can't wait to talk to you guys about like
Speaker 2: your feelings on the the ending, yeah, and all.
Speaker 4: Like our thoughts and all that stuff. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 4: be a good conversation, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to get that out of the
Speaker 2: way because it's not for sure. And and also be
Speaker 2: like a what do you call them? Profits? What do
Speaker 2: you call them? When you're when you feel compelled to
Speaker 2: like spread the word about something that you really you know,
Speaker 2: religious people behave. Yeah, I want you to experience when
Speaker 2: I experience, so like I'm gonna I'm gonna be a a.
Speaker 2: I can't think of the word, it doesn't matter, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I will talk about that constantly to get everybody to
Speaker 2: fucking force everybody to play it. I will break in
Speaker 2: your house and I will make you install it, and
Speaker 2: you will beat it, and and you will thank me
Speaker 2: after you beat it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I was looking forward to like it's it
Speaker 4: makes me feel good because like when I first saw it,
Speaker 4: I was like, that's gonna be cool, Like I knew it,
Speaker 4: like there was something about it. I was like I
Speaker 4: was worried that like maybe it wouldn't end right, or
Speaker 4: like maybe like everything would be great, but like the
Speaker 4: ending's kind of whatever, you know, or like maybe there
Speaker 4: would be something wrong with it, because I remember seeing
Speaker 4: trailers for it and being like, this looks like it's
Speaker 4: too good to be true. Really, it looks like it's
Speaker 4: too good, like there must be something wrong with it,
Speaker 4: and there there kind of are, but like not nearly
Speaker 4: it just again like bad platforming that is optional and
Speaker 4: the lack of a mini map that's only kind of
Speaker 4: it's barely And that's me really struggling.
Speaker 2: To find something negative to say.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, it's yeah the I'm not done with
Speaker 1: it yet, but ye finished. I'm gona finish it probably tomorrow.
Speaker 4: You're still pretty early, like you're in Act one, take
Speaker 4: your time with it, like we wanna, we don't want
Speaker 4: to rush.
Speaker 1: I'm very over leveled. Thought though, what level level thirty four?
Speaker 2: That's actually insane?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, very over leveled.
Speaker 4: I beat it when I was like fifty I think.
Speaker 2: When you I I beat it like I was way
Speaker 2: higher when I beat it.
Speaker 1: Also, you do extra shit. I was doing a lot
Speaker 1: of extra shit.
Speaker 2: I was doing things that I shouldn't have done before
Speaker 2: I uh got the because you guys mentioned because I was.
Speaker 2: I was annoyed about the the the damage cap and
Speaker 2: then you can actually get a breaker. Yeah, so I did.
Speaker 2: I beat a lot of stuff that I should just
Speaker 2: got it should not have beaten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in combatibility that's what I just got whatever actual combatibility.
Speaker 2: Ingredients?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah yeah, you know you're pretty early you're
Speaker 4: in act one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, okay, because you don't start off with it.
Speaker 2: No, which, Yeah, that.
Speaker 1: That mechanic is fucking insane. I mean I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck.
Speaker 2: Is this thing? Funny?
Speaker 4: Thinking about where you are in the game, because it's
Speaker 4: just like it gets it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Whatever, Well, do you hear a character that I love?
Speaker 2: I want to play something really bad? Yeah? They nerved
Speaker 2: my l one of her one of her one of
Speaker 2: her weapons. Yeah, one of it, because it was just
Speaker 2: one shotting everything.
Speaker 1: But Katana that fucking stupid ass weapon that you get,
Speaker 1: and so I was, yeah, it was. I mean because
Speaker 1: you can start off in Virtuous, I got that. I
Speaker 1: got that item by a mistake because when you first
Speaker 1: find it that like the arena stay, Yeah, because I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it purposefully, because you can get it
Speaker 1: later on. I thought, No, isn't that a boss, Well,
Speaker 1: it's a I got it what I feel like a
Speaker 1: plot boss. I got it where I am because you
Speaker 1: can fight it with anyone. I got it where I am.
Speaker 1: In a story, Usually people get it by later on
Speaker 1: when they go back to that area. I got it.
Speaker 4: Like be thinking two different, might be thinking different.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about the the one I made you
Speaker 1: sorry vitress mode right her like elect to Sword right.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking of well, I'm thinking of a purple one.
Speaker 1: It might be purple, but I see it as blue.
Speaker 1: Maybe as you started Virtuous one time you started rus
Speaker 1: if you're.
Speaker 2: Talking about that one specifically, if you're talking about that,
Speaker 2: because I just we might because like from what you're saying,
Speaker 2: we might be talking about a couple of.
Speaker 1: Because I know you can get it later on in
Speaker 1: the game. But what happens is that there's a there's
Speaker 1: a part in the in the village that you can
Speaker 1: fight with any person to get the fight, then you
Speaker 1: get a web for every person. I just chose her
Speaker 1: because I think she's cool.
Speaker 2: There might be so like we might be talking because
Speaker 2: here because here I never one shot at a boss,
Speaker 2: not with her, I actually with with a different character.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to say the character just because
Speaker 2: I know I know the character. Yeah, okay, yeah, well
Speaker 2: it just basically don't yeah, just you know his his
Speaker 2: ability when you get it all the way up, you know,
Speaker 2: to like if you've ever you actually get an achievement,
Speaker 2: if you ever get it to s saying, okay, that's
Speaker 2: not you nobody will know what the don't spoiler because
Speaker 2: I think I know what you're talking. It's it's not
Speaker 2: spoiling that what I just said right there, because you
Speaker 2: can't have any It's like trying to tell somebody about
Speaker 2: a new color. You would have to know it you have.
Speaker 2: There's literally there. It can't spoil anything.
Speaker 4: But it's really good we're gonna talk more about it.
Speaker 4: I know, I know it's you know, we'll talk more
Speaker 4: about it on a dedicated on a dedicated episode.
Speaker 2: But I too shot in the main boss say that
Speaker 2: the final boss in the game, because you get to
Speaker 2: a certain point where you're just yeah, you you, it's
Speaker 2: so equal. They said, if you're good at if you're
Speaker 2: good at pairying, and then it's an easy way to
Speaker 2: just get your ship, you know, get everything primed. It's
Speaker 2: just it's so it's it's so easy to just I
Speaker 2: love what they did with it. It kind of annoyed
Speaker 2: me that they even nerved you because it's there's no
Speaker 2: PvP where I was like, why not just let people
Speaker 2: have that thing and then if they get bored they
Speaker 2: can do something else. Yeah, because they said they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not intended to do that, but I'm like, it's not.
Speaker 1: We're not competing with anybody.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Yeah Halo not Halo helldivers. When they were like this
Speaker 4: this weapon is too strong against the bugs, and it's
Speaker 4: like do the bugs are the bugs complaining?
Speaker 2: Like what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Like like, are the bugs gonna stop playing the game?
Speaker 4: With the fuck you talking? Who the hell cares like.
Speaker 2: He take heads off and throws on the form.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if you were playing a Destiny raid
Speaker 4: and uh, well they do do that Destiny No, no,
Speaker 4: I understand, but like you imagine if like the reason
Speaker 4: was like, that's like guys Atheon's not showing up to
Speaker 4: the vaulted Glass because he's sick of dealing.
Speaker 1: With his weapon. He's so tired of getting beat the.
Speaker 4: Raid boss doesn't show up, doesn't he quit?
Speaker 1: The myth of class has been used to gett him
Speaker 1: too much, and he's really not in a move for anymore.
Speaker 4: That would low key be kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: It would be funny.
Speaker 4: It's like an event like it would be like so meta,
Speaker 4: it's crazy, like.
Speaker 1: Be curious to be like, oh, what happens when something
Speaker 1: doesn't work the right way?
Speaker 2: It doesn't even seem waiting at.
Speaker 4: The end, they're like, uh, that doesn't seem even out
Speaker 4: of pocket for Destiny at this point.
Speaker 2: If they're gonna do a fucking Star Wars expansion, so like.
Speaker 1: Don't hate it's cool, man, I love Star Wars.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's I mean, I think what they're
Speaker 4: doing is cool. So whatever, if they put sucking a
Speaker 4: character in there though, like because there's a I don't
Speaker 4: know if you guys know this, but like garyld from
Speaker 4: The Witcher just shows up in like some other game
Speaker 4: I can't remember, like straight up, he walks through a
Speaker 4: portal and that was like a crossover event, was like
Speaker 4: I don't even I don't know Rainbow Sick.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. It was like a like a
Speaker 2: game like that.
Speaker 4: I don't I might be misremembering exactly.
Speaker 2: In that universe. It'd be really unfortunate having a Witter
Speaker 2: running around a universe making everything so much worse.
Speaker 4: No Monster Hunter wilds. I think, Okay, he walks through
Speaker 4: a portal and shows up in Monsters.
Speaker 1: That makes the famous amount of sense, but at.
Speaker 2: Least it's not it's not as agreed as I was thinking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he doesn't.
Speaker 4: He doesn't show that he's a gun, Like he doesn't
Speaker 4: show up in like Redd Redemption or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be fire garyl garyld In the fucking
Speaker 2: can't beat in the fuck out of Micah, and no
Speaker 2: one can help everyone, just like if he helped, he's
Speaker 2: gonna kill us to just let him beat a Micah?
Speaker 2: What the hell? What did you do that he's on fire. Joe, Well,
Speaker 2: I ain't never done seen no man control. What do
Speaker 2: you call them things? A witcher? Yeah, I'm very aware
Speaker 2: of witches man they got back. He's aware. I learned
Speaker 2: about it from this none from this time.
Speaker 1: We can use this trust me, trust.
Speaker 2: Me, but we can.
Speaker 4: And his plan is ultimately just to rob someone.
Speaker 3: He he He gains a character that is supposed to
Speaker 3: be in the universe, and he's like, we can use
Speaker 3: this to rob these people that are rich.
Speaker 4: We can rob a stage coach. We can go back
Speaker 4: to Blackwater. Dude, we have a witcher. Now we go
Speaker 4: go back to Blackwater. It's power scaling in universe, like
Speaker 4: it so fun. Like I'm playing through dom Maternal again, uh,
Speaker 4: to prepare for like the new Doom'd the week right
Speaker 4: May fifteen. I know it's like early access right now,
Speaker 4: but I also just I have a lot of editing
Speaker 4: to do, so I'm just like, I'll just wait, but.
Speaker 2: Do Maternal.
Speaker 4: It's like on crack, dude, Like the game is so
Speaker 4: fast it's ridiculous. I forgot how fast.
Speaker 1: And I didn't do a second one. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm really.
Speaker 4: It's hard, dude, like the first one not an easy game.
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 1: Ancient Gods is a really annoying DC. I didn't have
Speaker 1: fun playing out.
Speaker 4: I finished the first one and then I beat it.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, cool, and I went to
Speaker 1: the second one. I was like, I don't really want
Speaker 1: to do this, and I didn't play the second one.
Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, it's hard, man, I've had I've
Speaker 2: had my moments like that with the with the Souls
Speaker 2: Born series, like I'm kind of I need a long break.
Speaker 2: I do, I do. I've never beat a single one
Speaker 2: of them. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I always get like really deep into them, and
Speaker 4: then I'm like and then something happens where like I
Speaker 4: lose the feeling of satisfaction from beating a boss, like
Speaker 4: it begins to just not feel like anything. And then
Speaker 4: I'm just like, eh, I don't know if I care
Speaker 4: to keep doing this.
Speaker 2: I kind of understand that. I I kind of got
Speaker 2: that in an Elder Ring. I had my fill and
Speaker 2: I didn't do Shadow, I didn't do Tree.
Speaker 4: I just I got deep into Tree. I got deep
Speaker 4: into Tree and the base campaign.
Speaker 2: I'd never been either. I mean, I just knew I
Speaker 2: wasn't going I probably wasn't gonna be it. I just
Speaker 2: I don't feel like being really angry. And I know
Speaker 2: at a certain point those games always do that.
Speaker 4: Dude, Malick, when I got to Malaca, I was like he.
Speaker 1: Was he was the most out of pocket boss in
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this. This doesn't even feel like he
Speaker 2: counts him. It's crazy though, it doesn't even he's doing
Speaker 2: gainers that running wall the back of he counted him
Speaker 2: and he slips like a real dog and he falls down.
Speaker 1: And he's like, Oh the thing with poor a little beast.
Speaker 4: The think with Malacth is that he doesn't even feel
Speaker 4: like he was Like it almost feels like they didn't
Speaker 4: make him on purpose, Like he just like he feels
Speaker 4: like he doesn't belong there.
Speaker 1: I think he I know, he's so he's so sporadic
Speaker 1: in his movements.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like this is I'm like, I think,
Speaker 4: I think the I think, how close is that to
Speaker 4: the end, by the way, not very far from in
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 1: You have like maybe like two hours a gameplay.
Speaker 2: Left whatever, whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not gonna beat but I'm I'm not
Speaker 4: going back to that game.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I put one hundred and seventy hours into the.
Speaker 1: Fight that got me was plenty.
Speaker 2: I know how I feel about it, Changed America.
Speaker 1: The final boss got me so annoyed because it's this,
Speaker 1: is this a skill check of how well you play
Speaker 1: the game? Like actually, it's like, oh can you did
Speaker 1: you learn how to.
Speaker 2: Play the game? Actually?
Speaker 1: All right, So if you're not to put a game
Speaker 1: and game beat her the first fight, the second fight
Speaker 1: is kind of like Millennia. Leennia is annoying.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a good one. But she's cheezable though.
Speaker 2: She's really hard to fight.
Speaker 1: But like if you if you're gonna fight her in
Speaker 1: the honorable way, you're gonna go blow for blow with her.
Speaker 1: It's hard to fight her, but if you know, like,
Speaker 1: oh you can stagger this bitch to come to the cows,
Speaker 1: come home. You just keep staggering and burning her. And
Speaker 1: I kept doing that and I was like dumb rotting
Speaker 1: or dumb rotting.
Speaker 2: I burned her and I kept hitting her and then
Speaker 2: I was playing with Jake and Shape just hit her
Speaker 2: with a sword. It just fell down for real.
Speaker 4: I always forget that game is like multiplayer because they
Speaker 4: don't feel like PvP games to me, right, I never
Speaker 4: do this this.
Speaker 1: Eldon I did a VP in this game at all,
Speaker 1: Like this one in particular, I didn't do any p VP.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and freaking uh I did it for like there's
Speaker 1: a part of my mission. I actually have to do
Speaker 1: a little bit of.
Speaker 4: VP, yeah, to get like an item or something.
Speaker 2: And what you called it for the vampires. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: hate it. I never do it. I heard like like
Speaker 2: when everybody was kind of actually excited about two when
Speaker 2: they're playing that's really good. That is what I had
Speaker 2: to do. The good PfP. Yeah, I watched a lot
Speaker 2: of it, but I just I I know, first of all,
Speaker 2: I know I'm not gonna do well because I see
Speaker 2: what people do and those like that doesn't look fun
Speaker 2: at all. I can't think like that like they're seeing
Speaker 2: people like just it almost gets to the point of
Speaker 2: it starts. It starts turning into like fighting games where
Speaker 2: people are streading frames and ship like, oh I know this,
Speaker 2: and here's the hip boxes and I'm like, a, it's
Speaker 2: not fun for me anymore, like it's it's it's now,
Speaker 2: it's a job. I love blood Board, I love Bloodbro TVP.
Speaker 1: This was hilarious taking you shoot them real quick and
Speaker 1: they fall down and you you do one around them
Speaker 1: too real quick. You do a circle, you dig your
Speaker 1: hand in the back of everybody and fulling them across
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 4: I never played much, so it's so shitty, but I
Speaker 4: would do twirls and instead in visual attack on these
Speaker 4: should bloodborns that it runs at twenty fairs per second,
Speaker 4: So it's hard for me to it's hard for me
Speaker 4: to play it.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 1: It's still not on a PC. It's not happening.
Speaker 4: They lost the source code to that game or something.
Speaker 4: I think the contract say why I think they lost it.
Speaker 4: I think they straight up lost it, because like it
Speaker 4: makes no sense why they haven't, like, at the very
Speaker 4: least just up resident.
Speaker 2: You know it's ten years now. Yeah, officially ten years,
Speaker 2: but what like it's over ten years if they were well,
Speaker 2: it came out twenty fifteen, Yeah, oh did it? I
Speaker 2: thought it was.
Speaker 1: Fourteen around now. Actually I think it's almost Actually, if it's.
Speaker 2: In fourteen, then I'm no. You're probably right. It's one
Speaker 2: of those things that you're right. It is Bloodborne in
Speaker 2: which you come out to some year. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen. Yes, can they just say I'll be okay
Speaker 2: with it? They just say it would make me feel
Speaker 2: much better, like like, oh what a bummer, But it
Speaker 2: would mean a lot. It would mean a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be honest, we don't know, like you said, we
Speaker 2: don't know where it would mean a lot to me.
Speaker 1: So we remember that line from what I read dead too,
Speaker 1: I gotta say it would mean a lot to me,
Speaker 1: John head Off, I don't remember that at all when
Speaker 1: he's dying. It's a good ending dying though. When he's
Speaker 1: dying and he's like, go on, get out here, go
Speaker 1: be your husband and father, I don't know. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to leave you.
Speaker 2: Author. Did you guys ever do bad ending? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: did it one time. Yeah it was. It's really not
Speaker 2: a good edd. I feel like it's really sad, it's
Speaker 2: really dissatisfied.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel I don't know. With games, like with
Speaker 4: multiple endings, I'm like, I'll just look up the other ones,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: go through the whole thing or even just like do
Speaker 4: the same thing.
Speaker 2: What about h I won't say never of mine. I
Speaker 2: was just gonna sure. Yeah, I know it has multiplendings too,
Speaker 2: I know that. Yeah, I just all but I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to. Ye, it's fine, we don't need
Speaker 2: a don't anymore. But yeah, rocket, if it's easy, if
Speaker 2: it's easy, I'll do it. I'll do I'll do the
Speaker 2: multiple endings. If it's uh, if I don't have to
Speaker 2: go through the entire fuck.
Speaker 4: It's not like the thing is it's always easier just
Speaker 4: to look at up it is it is it.
Speaker 2: It's ultimately no difference some reason I don't fucking do that.
Speaker 1: I just my brain just I need to do it.
Speaker 1: And even though it's little, the same thing, I just
Speaker 1: so I had had full honor. And then I started
Speaker 1: the game right at the end of the Sandies part.
Speaker 1: You're pretty much towards the end of the game, and
Speaker 1: within twenty minutes I had low the lowest honor possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went through the city murder. They just couldn't stop me.
Speaker 1: I was shooting horses, shooting horses, horses, your honor down
Speaker 1: the quicket. So I kept shooting horses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I held up in the I think it's
Speaker 2: the I don't know, it's a big I don't it's
Speaker 2: the doing for me.
Speaker 4: The only time I've ever gone, I shoot all the
Speaker 4: women and the only time I've ever gone back and
Speaker 4: like read like actively chasing different ending was like the
Speaker 4: mass effect to Suicide Mission, where like where Garris for
Speaker 4: me died and I was like, no, we're not doing that,
Speaker 4: and I started the game over.
Speaker 2: You started they start over you did you remember you're
Speaker 2: saying that? Yeah, because I did it because I because
Speaker 2: I didn't want that's crazy the whole game. But because
Speaker 2: the line, because I wanted to consisted through life. Did
Speaker 2: you not do his loyalty mission or something? I guess not.
Speaker 4: I must not have done it the first time I
Speaker 4: played it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe because like to me, I'm like, there's no
Speaker 2: reason to start it over, go back to start the
Speaker 2: suicide mission. Well, no, I didn't know what.
Speaker 4: I didn't look up like how to avoid how you
Speaker 4: do it?
Speaker 2: I just went back. I just went back all the
Speaker 2: from the beginning and just was like very very careful, careful,
Speaker 2: all right, use to die of explosions, bro.
Speaker 4: But also I think for me, I just wanted like
Speaker 4: a consistent through line of just like I wanted to
Speaker 4: have my own cannon to be reason like I didn't
Speaker 4: I don't know, like I wanted it to make make sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand I did that for the first one
Speaker 2: because I had to uh, I had to kill Rex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was just like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, exactly, yeah, I gotta, I gotta. I don't
Speaker 2: want to murder Rex.
Speaker 1: I just started over.
Speaker 4: I think also because like I think, I wasn't super
Speaker 4: happy with how I allocated my stats because it was
Speaker 4: like my first time playing a game like that. So
Speaker 4: I was like, I'll just restart.
Speaker 1: And sack and that was me for So. I fucked
Speaker 1: up in Bulder's Gate three and for some reason, Damon died.
Speaker 1: Who's Damon the guy that can fix a Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I was at like act three, right before the beginning acting,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh no, I gotta do this
Speaker 1: all over again. So I started the game over again.
Speaker 1: Match everything.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope.
Speaker 1: The three ways I was I was married to Carlak,
Speaker 1: and that was married to Shadow Art. It's a glitch
Speaker 1: when you get when you start the thing over when
Speaker 1: after you fuck Carlak the first time, you just don't
Speaker 1: talk to Shadow hard about it.
Speaker 2: I just didn't talk about It's crazy talking to Camp
Speaker 2: and I just didn't talk to her. I was like
Speaker 2: it was like, actually to point the overhead and I
Speaker 2: was like, nope, curious. Interesting. It was I was kissing
Speaker 2: them both like we were going in the final fight
Speaker 2: about the crime. The other way, I was get kissing
Speaker 2: them both, like can I get a kiss? Rich You
Speaker 2: didn't talk to her until the final n It was
Speaker 2: just it was a lot of me like avoiding speaking
Speaker 2: to her. Vehemican, you just.
Speaker 4: Treat fucking balls like too hot to handle or something.
Speaker 4: It literally is that's honestly ridiculous.
Speaker 1: How was ridiculous? I I fucked Lazel. I was gonna fuck,
Speaker 1: but he asked him too much.
Speaker 2: Ship. I fucked the will just to make him feel bad.
Speaker 2: It's so fun.
Speaker 4: So I'm so asexual in these games. It was I
Speaker 4: don't care like I was raising literally like no one,
Speaker 4: no one is worth my time.
Speaker 2: Ever. The one thing I will say like that that
Speaker 2: uh that I find it reminds me of because I
Speaker 2: love RPGs that have like that engagement and love interest
Speaker 2: and stuff. It's just it's so much more engaging and
Speaker 2: and then you get funny moments like dumb ship like that.
Speaker 2: But intellect yeah, strategy yeah, no, it's it's a a
Speaker 2: guy like doing that stuff like that would ball skate
Speaker 2: and stuff. Like that. Uh, but like say, it is
Speaker 2: cool when there's a game that there's like predetermined shit
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: That's uh.
Speaker 2: I was wondering. I was thinking, how would how would no,
Speaker 2: how would a Claire be? How would Claire Scare be?
Speaker 2: If if it was relationships weren't deciated? Yeah, if it
Speaker 2: was more like that, Like, I wonder how much more
Speaker 2: uh it would have.
Speaker 1: I can already tell one relationship that would be there,
Speaker 1: like if the main I guess we.
Speaker 4: Should stop talking about it's not.
Speaker 2: Really about like I didn't ye, I didn't want to
Speaker 2: go into I.
Speaker 1: I can tell the stuff would be with the Ninja.
Speaker 1: I don't want the to the two the like the
Speaker 1: attached or the one that does has the Twilight feature.
Speaker 2: What's your names? Yeah? Well you say, can we not? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like I just I think it's pointless. We can't talk every.
Speaker 2: We don't have to talk about that. I was bringing
Speaker 2: up just like it's not.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's like freaking Garrison freaking Tally and then
Speaker 1: you're being.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck are you doing? So it's well,
Speaker 2: I didn't I suicide mission. I let the bugs take them.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy, it was. That's actually worse It's like
Speaker 2: it's like if you're playing like I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: like there's such an.
Speaker 1: Important part for me, at least not in three.
Speaker 2: He doesn't really do anything. I use him. I use
Speaker 2: him regardless. I mean, well I can I use itally.
Speaker 2: Her drone is fucking excellent, so it's like it is
Speaker 2: overpower is excellent. So I'm good with that. And then uh,
Speaker 2: I kind of I feel like I'm so op in
Speaker 2: that game that I kind of get like being a
Speaker 2: vanguard in that game is so ridiculous. It reminds me
Speaker 2: of Doom for example, because I'm just charging in blasting people.
Speaker 1: I know the slamntil I used it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is like not that fun.
Speaker 2: And then I te across the room and it's some
Speaker 2: guy and then punched the no limit to the to
Speaker 2: the length of where you could go. And that's the
Speaker 2: thing that they could have nerved. Really, I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: if they but since I guess it's not PvP again,
Speaker 2: there's no reason to. But so they you there's oh
Speaker 2: as soon as you can just see his life, that's
Speaker 2: now you're across the map, and then fucking nova slam
Speaker 2: your fucking child regenerated, so blasting motherfuckers really because I'm
Speaker 2: like that, like it's such it's such an insane like animation.
Speaker 1: I imagine their perspective. I was like, do you just
Speaker 1: hit by a person?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: Good fucking games. Guys played the Mass Effect games. I
Speaker 1: regret it saw me play those games.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about it. It was hard for
Speaker 2: me to think about because I was thinking about where
Speaker 2: my the three three games were the most important to me.
Speaker 2: I feel like, and it was interesting that I was.
Speaker 2: I was deciding between Mass Effect two and three because two,
Speaker 2: I think was technically more important. But when I think
Speaker 2: about the overall package, as far as like visuals and
Speaker 2: the score and the gameplay, I actually enjoyed three more,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me.
Speaker 2: It almost sounds weird for me to admit, just because
Speaker 2: of some of the problems that three had. But I've
Speaker 2: talked about that most of the problems were there in
Speaker 2: the vanilla version that made it such a horrible experience
Speaker 2: compared to like say, if you play the Legendary edition,
Speaker 2: and then so I was like, okay, that, uh, Dark
Speaker 2: Souls three is still like I just fucking love that game.
Speaker 2: It's still my favorite out of all the games. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then uh, bringing a nigga back in fucking Night Rain.
Speaker 2: It makes me so mad. Fucking Nameless King for night
Speaker 2: That's right. Well, I guess it makes sense because uh whatever,
Speaker 2: these these people people people love him, They absolutely love Dragon.
Speaker 2: They fucking hate him. I saw that. I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: come on, I hated you so much. Yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1: He's in Dark Souls one two. Technically, when you go
Speaker 1: to that dilapolated city and you're in Alando and there's
Speaker 1: this one giant statue that's broken, that's the Nameless King again,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, fuck, I want you dead so bad.
Speaker 4: If you don't hate him, if you don't even know
Speaker 4: his name, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yes, the name I don't I've never put
Speaker 1: it in memory. But the character's name is the Nameless King.
Speaker 2: Then then Gwynn's kid, but you can't have a name
Speaker 2: then remain nameless. I just wonder why is Gwynn such
Speaker 2: a bitch? I mean, he had the world on lock
Speaker 2: for a while.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a bit, It wasn't a bit until your
Speaker 1: character's psychotic ays went there. It's like, I'm gonna change
Speaker 1: the way the universe works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes it got him.
Speaker 1: Man, Look, man, I don't got to say is that
Speaker 1: every now and then? Look I'd ruined the world for
Speaker 1: a few kicks for every.
Speaker 2: Now and then? Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: You know who's who's gonna who's gonna do anything about it?
Speaker 2: If you had, if I had, if I had the
Speaker 2: ability to do what uh way your character does in
Speaker 2: DS one, I would do that, especially like if you
Speaker 2: know the conditions how things are right now. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's time, it's time, let's put the flame out. Yeah, question,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, do I do? What's gonna happen if
Speaker 2: I do this? What are the ramifications? There ain't no ramifications?
Speaker 1: Son, Yeah, what if I do something wrong and someone dies?
Speaker 2: That never happens? Would you bang the man? What's the
Speaker 2: dragon called the dragon? Teeth? Derby? Yeah, Derby, Derby the dragon?
Speaker 1: Bang Derby the dragon?
Speaker 4: I think Darby the dragon is like seven. If you're
Speaker 4: sucking dragons, you're really dragon years?
Speaker 2: What is that? Though?
Speaker 4: I think it's I think seven dragon years is six
Speaker 4: human years.
Speaker 2: Low. It's probably less.
Speaker 1: You got a question, dragon?
Speaker 2: Because dragons live forever, like damn it forever, So it's
Speaker 2: probably less. You know every that every fantasy dragons live
Speaker 2: for fucking thousands of years. They're not turtles, so they're
Speaker 2: worse or better. The only real dragons are aren of
Speaker 2: fire dragons. All right, guys, that's it. Worse or better?
Speaker 2: It is crazy you said that.
Speaker 4: And there's there's like a line of Vader Zoom where
Speaker 4: like Zoom comes back and he's like, I treated that,
Speaker 4: I made the fire. I came back to help with
Speaker 4: the fires.
Speaker 2: You made them worse or better or better?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good question. It's a good it's actually
Speaker 4: technically true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, both just depends on it's all. It's all a
Speaker 2: game of perspective. That's right, that's right, that's right on.
Speaker 4: All right, So we're gonna move on to some questions.
Speaker 4: Nothing's really happening in the news as far as I know.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's some bullshit happening. Probably it's the same ship,
Speaker 4: different day. Really, I'm sure they're gonna legalize air at
Speaker 4: some point.
Speaker 2: I think it would even surprise me. Is actually airlifting
Speaker 2: new Twin towers. That's right, Yeah, controlling us.
Speaker 4: They're putting putting to the towers conveniently right.
Speaker 1: On top of the Freedom Pasa. They drop it right
Speaker 1: on top of Pasa, and it's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 4: They built a metal gear to throw buildings at our planes,
Speaker 4: to make to make us do nine to eleven's all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: A metal gear. They fucking consulted Kajima too, and he
Speaker 2: was like, I, honestly, I didn't know give it no faces.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I thought this was strictly for like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, art or something. I didn't know they
Speaker 4: were gonna make it, And more importantly, I didn't know
Speaker 4: that what I was pitching would be scientifically functional in.
Speaker 2: The real world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, I'm kind of staggered that, uh, that my
Speaker 4: designs are functional on a scientific level.
Speaker 2: He's like, I should have known something was off when
Speaker 2: rotting uh Osama bin Laden, you know who clearly should
Speaker 2: be dead because half his jaw was missing, was talking
Speaker 2: to me. Yeah, and you know, so clearly Necroman she exists.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it might have just been like a hollow,
Speaker 4: like a tupac hollowing around something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of like a little to exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is exactly how he speaks, by the way,
Speaker 4: like like there's no hit Japanese.
Speaker 2: Is that a Japanese accent? He's like Yeah, this is fun.
Speaker 2: I see my impression of Hideo Kadima. High what's going
Speaker 2: on the whole time? I think he's been faking huh.
Speaker 1: I think Walton Goggins is really cool. That's what he
Speaker 1: says out louder.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised that he hasn't taken a photo with him yet.
Speaker 4: You know, he's always posting photos of like random actors
Speaker 4: that he knows. Yeah, like, what is what is taking
Speaker 4: him so long? Why are you sleeping on Walton? Go
Speaker 4: get Walton Goggins in Depth Stranding too. Now, I feel
Speaker 4: like he's going to be in it?
Speaker 1: Can I be?
Speaker 2: Can I be completely honest? No? Well I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: it anyway. Yeah, so why I ask I'm d Kajima anyway,
Speaker 2: you know, Like, that's right, that's right. I'm sorry, hit.
Speaker 2: I actually I hate Norman Retis.
Speaker 4: Oh, I hate his actually tried to make death stranding.
Speaker 4: I actually tried to actually try to make that branding
Speaker 4: completely nonsensical and stupid on purpose because I wanted Norman
Speaker 4: Reties' career to suffer. But it turned out that we
Speaker 4: just made a great game that everybody resonated with. Uh
Speaker 4: And now we're making a sequel, and now now I
Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I guess we'll
Speaker 4: put Troy Baker in a fucking weird power Ranger mask
Speaker 4: with a fucking guitar. Like, I don't know, man, Like
Speaker 4: I didn't expect this to take off. That's like a
Speaker 4: night Dog did with Crash Team Racing. You know that
Speaker 4: they tried. They specifically, like their contract with Crash was ending,
Speaker 4: so they were like, let's just jump the shark and
Speaker 4: put aliens in this and make it a fucking race
Speaker 4: car game and like and then after this, nobody will
Speaker 4: care about Crash Aliens. That's kind of what I was feeling,
Speaker 4: Like you already got talking animals in a fucking haunted mask.
Speaker 1: Like that's he's a god, yeah, like you have a
Speaker 1: literal deity that gets on his face sometimes that he
Speaker 1: runs around with him.
Speaker 4: They they should have made it so he was fighting
Speaker 4: a pedophile.
Speaker 2: A pedophile will I think later than him. Let the
Speaker 2: the woke people, though, anti woke people get ahead of it,
Speaker 2: so like, make a Crash trans Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: If if if Crash was made today, that would have
Speaker 4: been their play. They would have been like, let's make
Speaker 4: Crash a Trump supporters.
Speaker 1: I feel like Crash would be a Trump supporter.
Speaker 4: I think Crash has no concept of politics.
Speaker 2: But I think he'd be confused easy enough to be like.
Speaker 1: I don't think he might get roped into it without
Speaker 1: like and he'd be like, oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Down in the same in the same way that you
Speaker 4: could rope a squirrel into like a Trump rally, Like
Speaker 4: I guess squirrel hat on it and stuff, happy to
Speaker 4: be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Squirrel, man, It makes me have hope.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm so dumb.
Speaker 4: He's just on the cusp of understanding his Limitations'm so
Speaker 4: fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: So stupid. This squirrel is making me cry.
Speaker 4: This squirrels gotta make this squirrel's gotta make America great again.
Speaker 2: Hat and it's making me tear up. I'm so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking dem witted and dumb and uninteligent. It's crazy,
Speaker 2: dumbest ship looking.
Speaker 1: For eating by pie by hot You laughing my asshole
Speaker 1: at a squirrel.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I am. Look at me, my
Speaker 2: mac and cheese with my hands. I'm so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: I got two spoons, but fucking oh man, we're gonna
Speaker 2: use this.
Speaker 7: The spoon to texted off the food his head.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, what time to take a hot bath?
Speaker 4: And he boils the water himself on himself. He's too
Speaker 4: stupid that he's too stupid to register pain, like he
Speaker 4: doesn't understand that he should be motivated, does not experience.
Speaker 1: That that's not even human though that is unstoppable. It's
Speaker 1: not even a human person. A perfect army.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a bunch of people who don't understand that pain
Speaker 4: is bad.
Speaker 2: Stupid as ship, and you can tell him to do whatever.
Speaker 2: They'll running that wall right hard, got it, sir? He
Speaker 2: blows upon contact with the walls, and the belief.
Speaker 4: The sheer willpower and belief that everything will be fine
Speaker 4: makes it so he.
Speaker 2: Bursts through the wall.
Speaker 4: You know, it's as if it's a paper thin wall.
Speaker 2: Though he is.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's it looks phenomenal.
Speaker 2: But he's ready for more. Though I'm so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm right back in. What else do you need me
Speaker 2: to do, sir?
Speaker 1: I'm such a fucking mo wron.
Speaker 2: He reintroduces himself.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: I would love if somebody was that self aware about it.
Speaker 2: Really, no, they can't exist, but it can't exist.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like the thing where it's like, uh,
Speaker 4: if you think you're crazy, you're probably not, you know,
Speaker 4: because like if you think you're crazy like that, it
Speaker 4: already shows like.
Speaker 1: A level of I think I'm fucking for years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm kind of crazy, but like that
Speaker 4: must mean that. But then like is that like a
Speaker 4: is that like a confirmation bias where like maybe I
Speaker 4: am crazy and I'm just using what I understand about
Speaker 4: understanding that you're crazy to shield myself against the reality
Speaker 4: that I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: I think I think I've been masking for a long time. Huh,
Speaker 1: I think I've been masking my luninency for a long
Speaker 1: t You.
Speaker 2: Can't be crazy and be saying stuff like that, No,
Speaker 2: I think you can, And I think I am. I
Speaker 2: think you're thinking you're like some gay book that thinks
Speaker 2: that you can exist in both planes.
Speaker 4: It's like it's crazy. People don't philosify that. Well, he
Speaker 4: thinks he's crazy for the wrong reasons. He thinks he's
Speaker 4: crazy because he like masks himself. But I think he's
Speaker 4: crazy because when he wakes up, he goes.
Speaker 2: Every morning traumatized. That Have you seen that giant black
Speaker 2: dude that's been He runs around the city and ship
Speaker 2: and he gotten viral for doing his morning routine.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that guy? He wakes up aout five
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 2: Morning and gets a bowl with wild holes and then yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know, I guess that's yeah.
Speaker 2: He just dunks his face and fucking water and ship
Speaker 2: like that. And I think it's our turn to do
Speaker 2: our routines right five in the morning.
Speaker 1: We get up.
Speaker 2: The first thing, he.
Speaker 4: Just yeah, just howl at ourselves in the mirror and
Speaker 4: then dumped our balls in the hot tea.
Speaker 2: I I think, I okay, if you, if you, if
Speaker 2: you are you gonna hold on?
Speaker 4: Let me before you before you begin. Are you going
Speaker 4: to ask you about deep frying people's testicles?
Speaker 2: No, I thought about it. That's it's funny though, all right,
Speaker 2: that is funny that I did the audio of it
Speaker 2: in tandem with the person like going through the page. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's funny, you fucking fry. So what were you gonna say?
Speaker 1: Do you think how long do you think you could?
Speaker 1: You can sustain having your balls and a cup of
Speaker 1: hot tea. But the tea is poured into the cup
Speaker 1: while your ball's already in there.
Speaker 4: You don't have to probably jump up immediately. Could It's like,
Speaker 4: I really don't think I could last long at all.
Speaker 4: I think I could do it for like like five seconds.
Speaker 2: That's a long and way longer than I can endure. Five.
Speaker 4: You're really over it, I think genuinely. The millisecond that
Speaker 4: you feel that you're gonna jump.
Speaker 1: No, no, I understand feet in the air, But you
Speaker 1: have to you have to sustain it, Like you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, ready.
Speaker 4: Let go, and that's great thing. You have to sustain it.
Speaker 2: You won't. I think you can do. I think I
Speaker 2: can do five. This is like the pastry that you
Speaker 2: put in for like twenty five seconds or whatever and
Speaker 2: fuck it. Yeah, I think I could do.
Speaker 9: It.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be scorching hot, it would be, but that would
Speaker 2: not mean I would give up. See. The only the
Speaker 2: the only the thing that's concerning me is that he's
Speaker 2: actually done this ship and that he knows something that
Speaker 2: we don't. Oh yeah, just like he's never done it.
Speaker 2: But I think I can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I think I think I can. I
Speaker 4: actually think I like, I think I actually think I
Speaker 4: won't cry afterwards.
Speaker 2: Won't. You don't get it. I don't think.
Speaker 1: As much.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she would do if she walked
Speaker 1: into me tea bagging, a fucking tea cup full of
Speaker 1: hot and then you just stare at her silently as
Speaker 1: you're doing it. Yeah, don't break my focus, don't talk,
Speaker 1: I don't really focus.
Speaker 4: And tapeworm falls out of your asshole, A large one,
Speaker 4: a fucking hose sized tapeworm. That is crazy, just driving.
Speaker 1: Did they regenerate so disgusting?
Speaker 2: Do they regenerate?
Speaker 1: They regenerate?
Speaker 4: It's time, Kingston, it is time, falls out and, speaking
Speaker 4: perfect English, said it's time. It's Medeo Kajima the tape worm.
Speaker 4: No relation, No, I mean, hey, it's possible. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean the stranger things have happened. Man, uh, probably not. Actually,
Speaker 4: in retrospect, I actually think there's nothing that nothing has
Speaker 4: ever happened that is stranger than a hose sized tapeworm
Speaker 4: falling into somebody's ashole and saying hello, it's me Headeo
Speaker 4: Kadima the worm.
Speaker 2: No relation, no relation.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. Maybe Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1: Falling out of your ass No, just her situation.
Speaker 2: Oh oh Okay, whole plane falls off your ass. She's like,
Speaker 2: what the oh, it's me.
Speaker 4: It's me, Amelia Airhard. I've been in his colon this
Speaker 4: whole time.
Speaker 1: Whole time, Like how what?
Speaker 2: How? What do you mean this whole time? What does
Speaker 2: that mean that I thought before he even yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought you crashed in the ocean, and then I
Speaker 4: had your remains carried by like migrating crabs halfway across
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 2: This is a real thing. By the way.
Speaker 4: Uh did the ever find that ship Emelia Earhart? Yeah,
Speaker 4: they found it like miles away from where it happened,
Speaker 4: because like the like crab crabs were Okay, I think
Speaker 4: that's that's what I.
Speaker 2: Heard, theory of what they Okay.
Speaker 4: Look, this is what I heard when I was half
Speaker 4: paying attention listening to a video about it while I
Speaker 4: was playing something else and thinking about other things. So
Speaker 4: this might be very misleading information.
Speaker 2: Action might be that mister crabs found her.
Speaker 4: It actually might be just a man with crabs found
Speaker 4: Emilia Earhart's body and plane.
Speaker 2: Man with crabs so interesting, Eugene found her. Eugene crabs
Speaker 2: all right, No, it's not crazy question crabs because of
Speaker 2: his crabs like We're an hour in this big giant
Speaker 2: crabs big as there that video of.
Speaker 4: The fucking lady who was like cooking crabs in an
Speaker 4: air fryer and it was like they were live crabs
Speaker 4: or whatever. She was like seasoning them and you could
Speaker 4: hear the crabs scream.
Speaker 2: I think, I know what you're talking. I remember a
Speaker 2: video something like that, and then just a wave with
Speaker 2: people like shitting on her. Yeah. It's uh, some people
Speaker 2: just grow up, like really.
Speaker 4: You know, it's right, It's really like because look, I
Speaker 4: understand that crabs and lobsters and bugs in general are unsympathetic.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: My heart's not bleeding or anything, but like, why like
Speaker 4: why even like I feel like the size matters, you know,
Speaker 4: because you step on ants all the time, probably by
Speaker 4: accident and you're not really thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Size definitely matters.
Speaker 2: And also I think the level of sentience consciousness of
Speaker 2: what and what I mean by that is crustrations actually
Speaker 2: do things that are very reminiscent to humans, Like say,
Speaker 2: when they're hurt, when they're injured, they rub their their
Speaker 2: their injuries. They can they they like like we do,
Speaker 2: like fu.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they get stressed out, they rip their arms
Speaker 4: off just like me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do things that it's like, oh, these people
Speaker 2: are very self aware, like you know, like like ripping
Speaker 2: your arms up like you said exactly.
Speaker 1: There are things like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just kill the fucking son of a bitch
Speaker 2: before you fucking cook it.
Speaker 4: Yeah it air f Also, what the are you doing
Speaker 4: putting crab in an air just.
Speaker 2: Being fucking cunty, Like it literally takes a second, there's
Speaker 2: its head knife dead. It takes a second. And these
Speaker 2: people are like, let me just do it a lot.
Speaker 2: Put in a washing machine first, as if it fucking
Speaker 2: makes a difference one like you kill it that not
Speaker 2: even not even a fucking dryer.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sorry, put a dryer on high and put
Speaker 4: a live crab.
Speaker 2: No, no, I kind of I really did like the washing
Speaker 2: machine because you're doing a favorite kind of cold cook
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it cook freezer, freezer. I think there's something there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: about I think all those pop well, I want to
Speaker 2: beat the piss out of all these people that do
Speaker 2: that and make excuses, the ones that makes you like,
Speaker 2: oh I have to do it for I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I think you're just.
Speaker 1: Kind of like I feel creatures, I feel nothing for them.
Speaker 1: I don't feel any sympathy.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not about sea, creatures, things and general.
Speaker 2: I'm just I just pray to the overlords that made
Speaker 2: this universe that some beings come and then they do
Speaker 2: that to humans. I want I want it so badly
Speaker 2: that they with like you know how there's those claw machines,
Speaker 2: you know, like they put us in like a thing
Speaker 2: and there's like the claw machine, they press it, they
Speaker 2: grab the human and then it dunks them in oil.
Speaker 2: And then all the humans are talking like this is
Speaker 2: so barbaric, and I'm like, nigga is it? It's literally
Speaker 2: what we've been doing.
Speaker 1: For fucking centuries.
Speaker 2: It's drawn that somebody drew it. Oh, because there's this
Speaker 2: fat nigga named Low that he's a basketball YouTuber and
Speaker 2: he was wearing it during the life. Is he the
Speaker 2: guy with his wife?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know he used to do I should it's
Speaker 1: agent Agent until they got caught cheating on his fucking way.
Speaker 1: You got, yeah, cheating.
Speaker 2: You see this ugly guys nigga cheating on his way.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
Speaker 2: These people. They get a little bit of clout and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, They're just like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: star fucking binge and I'm like, you are without your
Speaker 2: YouTube channel, you are hideous, sir, Like, yeah, why get
Speaker 2: married in the first place. I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's the the whole other story. I ever understood that
Speaker 1: ever in my life.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 1: It's like, people, there's nothing wrong with not being married.
Speaker 2: It's cognitive diitionance. People, as I say what they want
Speaker 2: to not let's say not cognitistiondance if there's a level
Speaker 2: of it that they use. But it's like having your
Speaker 2: cake and in it too, right. They always want to
Speaker 2: do both. I want to be in a monogamous relationship,
Speaker 2: but I also want to fuck a bunch of bitches.
Speaker 2: And my thought was always just fuck a bunch of bitches?
Speaker 2: What do you Why would you do both? But they
Speaker 2: just they need to have both. Have you guys, have you.
Speaker 1: Seen the spike in in the flat earth thing? I
Speaker 1: don't care, So there was I forgot the guy that
Speaker 1: was on.
Speaker 2: Hold thought, I just want to say, yeah, shout out
Speaker 2: to that dumb nigga low because he was wearing that
Speaker 2: that dumb adulterer. I like, he's like I like him
Speaker 2: as a content creator. He's actually I think he's very
Speaker 2: good at breaking out basketball. But yeah, he was wearing
Speaker 2: this watch, this sketch watch, and so I bought it.
Speaker 2: I was like, it looks kind of cool. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: was just like, hold it. It was like thirty bucks
Speaker 2: on eBay. Yeah, and I was just like, I this
Speaker 2: is the first time I think I've ever coveted something
Speaker 2: that a that a YouTuber was wearing. Yeah, I need.
Speaker 1: That fucking watch. It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: How hard could be a breakdown basketball? I mean people
Speaker 4: people run around with the ball.
Speaker 2: The ball, Well, I could do that probably it Uh,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's funny because basketball seems so simple, but
Speaker 2: it's like, no, I know, yeah, it's it's it's funny,
Speaker 2: but because it really the visual one of the easiest
Speaker 2: sports to follow.
Speaker 4: Basket another basket, he made, another basket he missed. I
Speaker 4: think all the I think the think the video of
Speaker 4: the baseball announcer where like he uh they caught him
Speaker 4: on a hot mic is a long time ago, but
Speaker 4: he goes, uh, he goes it's the he goes it's
Speaker 4: the f slurk capital of the world. I don't know
Speaker 4: what he's talking about exactly, but it comes back and
Speaker 4: he goes, like earlier today, I made live on the thing.
Speaker 4: It's like I made some bad some really bad. I
Speaker 4: made a mistake. I said something really bad. This is
Speaker 4: not me. I'm a man of a man of the Lord.
Speaker 4: I don't do these kinds of things. And he's still
Speaker 4: he's still calling the game though, So like you guys,
Speaker 4: like earlier, I said something that is really offensive to
Speaker 4: an entire group of people, and I am deeply ashamed
Speaker 4: of what I've said. And that's a single all the
Speaker 4: way into the outfield. No fucking dude, it's crazy like
Speaker 4: it is. I wish I could remember exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you said floy capital of the World,
Speaker 2: it's probably easily friend.
Speaker 1: It must be San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 2: I genuinely do. I think it wasn't. I think it
Speaker 2: was like the Chicago or something.
Speaker 4: I think it was like it was so uncalled for. Oh,
Speaker 4: let me see if I can find it. It is a
Speaker 4: really interesting audio.
Speaker 2: It was just like a Sox It was like a
Speaker 2: White Sox game. I really think he was just like
Speaker 2: the fucking queers over here. They put fucking ketchup on
Speaker 2: their ohait, you know, they don't put ketchup on their
Speaker 2: hot dog. I guess actually which I I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing that I enjoyed the Reds. Whatever
Speaker 2: the Reds is. I don't know what the Reds. The Reds.
Speaker 2: You think it may be the Red Sox. Maybe Boston.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold on, trying to find the.
Speaker 2: Capital of the world. That's great.
Speaker 1: Can I see the who the teams?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sure, bro, it means nothing.
Speaker 2: Uh. I thought it said the Red c N and
Speaker 2: Cincinnati and North Carolina. Oh sorry, sorry, Kansas City. I
Speaker 2: thought that looked like wow. I think ended updating my glasses. Uh,
Speaker 2: Kansas City and Canada on the mound.
Speaker 9: I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess h
Speaker 9: went out over the year that I am deeply ashamed of.
Speaker 9: If I have heard anyone out there, I can't tell
Speaker 9: you how much I say from the bottom of my heart,
Speaker 9: I'm so very very sorry ride myself and think of
Speaker 9: myself as a man of faith.
Speaker 8: What's exactly, Because there's a drive in a deep left field,
Speaker 8: he's still that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I guess it's like it's just funny to see he's
Speaker 4: in work.
Speaker 2: Though he's still he's he's working, and the producer could
Speaker 2: have been like called the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, game, like don't bring more attention to this, and
Speaker 4: the end of it, it goes like this, maybe the
Speaker 4: last time I put on the headset or whatever.
Speaker 2: If you said he didn't say the headset.
Speaker 4: This might be the last time. This might be the
Speaker 4: last time I wear them, I wear the gear.
Speaker 2: What out of those cities that was, uh, Cincinnati, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and uh and Kansas City Cincinnati.
Speaker 4: Again, I don't know what he's talking. He might be
Speaker 4: having a separate conversation and not.
Speaker 2: Talking about where he's at right has to be. But
Speaker 2: it's so funny, so ithing like, when when did those
Speaker 2: cities become the the great migration?
Speaker 1: The migration I don't even know what.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. All the baseball teams Cincinnati Red
Speaker 2: Cincinnati Reds and then the I didn't even know. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: There's Census City had a team Blue Royal Roy. I
Speaker 1: was like Blue Jay's Royals roy. It's just all Blue
Speaker 1: Jays are Toronto, Okay.
Speaker 4: There's just so much of Yankees to me. It's just
Speaker 4: like there's the Chicago Yankees, There's the fucking Cincinnati Yankees.
Speaker 4: There's the other New York Yankees that they call themselves
Speaker 4: the Mets. I guess there's the Giants to be the
Speaker 4: Mets exactly the Metropolitans.
Speaker 2: This it does object you, it is dumb. Well, no,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying this. Sports niggas fucking helped me out.
Speaker 1: Man Puerto Rican. I like baseball more than I should.
Speaker 1: Actually I hate I actually hate it.
Speaker 2: Get into it, man.
Speaker 4: I'm nostalgic for the vibe of baseball because it was
Speaker 4: always on in the background with my dad was watching it.
Speaker 1: But like, I don't, I don't made me play baseball
Speaker 1: for four years. I fucking hated that page. That was
Speaker 1: my first sport. Did you play?
Speaker 2: I had to do t ball and then I had
Speaker 2: to play I did one regular little I did.
Speaker 1: I did t ball for two years. I did literally
Speaker 1: for two years. I maybe hit two balls that whole time.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not good at the sport. My
Speaker 1: highlight was catching. I was always if you're in the outfield,
Speaker 1: that means you suck. Yes, So also I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you're really good. Like you, you're extremely talented.
Speaker 2: But this way, if you're in Little League, I think
Speaker 2: it's you suck. No talented child. So I completely indifferent.
Speaker 2: You know, if you're talented, your first base, your short stop,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean important. I'm fucking left field,
Speaker 2: just like jacking off or whatever, just fucking trying to
Speaker 2: like put my fucking glove over my dick while I'm
Speaker 2: jacking off. You know, nobody could see. And I see
Speaker 2: my can stealthy jack off bomb in the field. That
Speaker 2: is crazy standing there watching and then he's he's full
Speaker 2: of everyone. I caught it.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 2: I caught it. I caught a got one dude out
Speaker 2: and then I tried to make a double play, and
Speaker 2: then of course I was supposed to throw it to
Speaker 2: the to the stop, but I was just like, you know,
Speaker 2: because this dude was this dude was actually really fast.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I'm gonna throw it to the No.
Speaker 2: I was actually the third. I was suppo to throw
Speaker 2: it a stop so then he can have the option
Speaker 2: to throw it at home or whatever. But I was like,
Speaker 2: I fucked up trying to throw it a third and
Speaker 2: I was a little bit short and there's a little
Speaker 2: bounce and that guy was it. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: uh he uh, probably I think he did. I feel
Speaker 2: like I blacked out and I hate so much. I played.
Speaker 2: I played a little bit of baseball.
Speaker 4: I played baseball and then I but that was for
Speaker 4: like school or something or like just the community.
Speaker 2: Was how did Little League teams work?
Speaker 1: It's just like a it's community.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I did that for the community. And then
Speaker 4: I did like A and A. It was like an
Speaker 4: adult child wrestling match for the team for the church.
Speaker 2: Adult child Does that mean like.
Speaker 4: It means like they pay a child with an adult.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then they rest wrestle. They don't wrestle each other. No, no,
Speaker 2: they wrestle each other. It's for the church.
Speaker 4: Adult Oh the pope, what.
Speaker 2: The I like, how you thought of the pope when
Speaker 2: I was talking about adults wrestling children?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was the wrestling Chicago. I uh yeah, you know
Speaker 2: it's weird because there were no spectators.
Speaker 1: Ever, okay, like uncovering assaulted. He was like slowly digging
Speaker 1: away at the walls. Like wait, I hate the you
Speaker 1: stupid victim.
Speaker 2: Victim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Pastor Pastor Michaels was always there early.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think I'd be a serial killer
Speaker 2: if I got arrested. Oh curious, I think I like
Speaker 2: legitimately would have went like on a like a spree
Speaker 2: of like, oh, I'm gonna get them all. I mean,
Speaker 2: it makes sense, I'm gonna get them. I don't like
Speaker 2: I already feel strongly about it, but nothing happened. So
Speaker 2: I imagine something happened when you were repressing something or
Speaker 2: what if I no, I think unless like you know,
Speaker 2: like I said, I had a dream that I killed
Speaker 2: someone and then like I was, the dream kind of
Speaker 2: freaked me out because within the dream it felt like
Speaker 2: I was unlocking a memory that I repressed.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that your brain would do that to you,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like it would just torture
Speaker 4: you feel like.
Speaker 1: You're sure you've been wrong, and you really think about
Speaker 1: it's like, wait, this never actually happened, dude. I made
Speaker 1: up this. I made up this anger I had. It's
Speaker 1: this anger that I feel right now.
Speaker 2: I used to have this.
Speaker 4: I used to have this dream about this recurring house
Speaker 4: and it always freaking out because I was like, I
Speaker 4: feel like, one day I'm gonna find this house and
Speaker 4: it's gonna freak me.
Speaker 2: It's gonna mean something. Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What's in it?
Speaker 4: It was like the same layout every single time, like
Speaker 4: things in the room changed, but it was always like
Speaker 4: the same kind of hallway, the same kind of the
Speaker 4: same number of steps.
Speaker 2: I think happened. Man, fucked up. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to have It's why I've stuck to apartments.
Speaker 2: I'm do you ever have very specific dreams that actually
Speaker 2: came true. Yeah, that's the thing that freaks me out,
Speaker 2: Not like Monday, because you probably dream so fucking much,
Speaker 2: your mind thinks about so much shit. Eventually you're gonna
Speaker 2: have this day dejah vu thing of a mundane event.
Speaker 2: But like, I had two very distinct things that I
Speaker 2: dreamed about, and I'm like, how the fuck? What the
Speaker 2: It just makes me. I'm like, this is the scientist
Speaker 2: don't really understand consciousness. And I'm like, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: where we're at. This is when ship like that happened.
Speaker 4: I heard.
Speaker 1: I've had dreams that I'm like, this sounds like I
Speaker 1: feels like it really happened before. But then I'm dreaming
Speaker 1: and I'm like, holy shit, I'm not even awaken up.
Speaker 1: Like my dreams. I think my sometimes I think my
Speaker 1: dream in my dreams. I think my dreams are real.
Speaker 1: So like I'm like, oh, this happened in a dream,
Speaker 1: it's gonna happened in real life, right, And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: what am I doing?
Speaker 2: I'm dreaming right now in the first place, So I'm
Speaker 2: worried about my dreams and my dreams.
Speaker 4: I don't even think I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You first, so at first you think you're awake, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you realize. Then you start your lucid dreaming.
Speaker 2: You realize that you're dreaming, and then you're you're contemplating,
Speaker 2: You're thinking about your philosophizing about the dream that you're having.
Speaker 1: The dream, the dream I've had a prior time, but
Speaker 1: I never even had to dream. It was a dream
Speaker 1: of a dream of a dream.
Speaker 4: I don't care about this anymore.
Speaker 2: I immediately it's it's really stupid. When it's also like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4: Amount of questions from our patrons over at patreon dot
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Speaker 1: Dream but the Pope that happened?
Speaker 2: But you got to do Pope he's fro Chicago whatever,
Speaker 2: he's part Hey, he's part Haitian dominicant. People don't like
Speaker 2: that American pope. Yeah, he's woke. People are calling him
Speaker 2: the what are they the woke pope I forgat again.
Speaker 1: Calling it the woe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the who literally there was the wolf? Really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're very clever. Obviously Christians. I don't care many. They're
Speaker 2: all protect they're all protect rapists and you actually looking
Speaker 2: at them. He's protected rapists. So here's a pope. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm like.
Speaker 1: I like everybody.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, of course, he's from Chicago. He's
Speaker 4: from the what is it the capital of the world.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I pride myself as a Christian. I didn't mean
Speaker 2: to faith.
Speaker 4: I would love it if his apology was like, so
Speaker 4: you might have heard me say some some fucking crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Didn't mean to say that. You didn't mean for you
Speaker 2: to hear that. I'm just joking. Sorry, I'm kidding around.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. He says the whitest person ever. It's like
Speaker 2: it sounds like I know that. I guess they all
Speaker 2: sound the same. Those are boy, but he sounds like
Speaker 2: Troy Aikman, uh, the quarterback from Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah No, all the like the announcer, Oh yeah, every
Speaker 4: announcer sounds, especially for baseball, like it's like they hire
Speaker 4: it might just be a clone to the same guy
Speaker 4: over and over again, like I because I swear to God,
Speaker 4: there's like there's like a voice for baseball announcers that
Speaker 4: I swear has been the same since I was a child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's probably true for me listening to
Speaker 1: NPR and like the fucking Ams and I it'd be
Speaker 1: like it'd be NPR and then it'd be a radio
Speaker 1: station on a baseball My grandma wasn't too and I'm like, Grandma,
Speaker 1: I really hate this fucking sport. Please put on baskets.
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I'm watching the Yankees. This is important.
Speaker 2: It's really fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I hate how much she loved I hate how much
Speaker 1: she loved baseball. It was like her favorite thing that
Speaker 1: wasn't going to church.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. What are you looking at?
Speaker 1: I was just looking at uh the wope. No, I
Speaker 1: was trying to you see that.
Speaker 4: Other guy who was in the running for being poked
Speaker 4: by the way that the Italian man. His name was
Speaker 4: Pierre Bautista Pizza Bala. I'm not I understand. It sounds
Speaker 4: like a fucking lie that I would make up.
Speaker 2: Did they change the pope's names because they're.
Speaker 4: Supposed to honor like the I don't know who cares.
Speaker 4: I actually, I have no idea, I make something up,
Speaker 4: but choose and I was like, it's just Pope master Chief,
Speaker 4: the Pope, cheap the master Chief, Pope master Chief, the Pope.
Speaker 2: No, like I don't double title.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but like the Yeah, this guy's name
Speaker 4: is Pierre Bautista Pizza Bala, which sounds.
Speaker 2: Even crazier to me that he didn't choose that.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: Well, I think they were like, if you're Pope, you
Speaker 4: you have to change your name, and we can't lose
Speaker 4: that name. You know, that was my thought. It was
Speaker 4: just like immediately, it's like, your name sounds like JK.
Speaker 2: Rowling wrote you you know what's insane. If I were
Speaker 2: on the council or whatever voting, that literally would have
Speaker 2: been my reasoning. Yeah, like I have not even joking
Speaker 2: due your name's too cool. I'm sorry, bro, it's the most.
Speaker 4: It's the most compelling reason for why he was not
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, it's pizza, but his name
Speaker 4: is Pierre Bautista Pizza Bala.
Speaker 2: He's French, he's fucking the ww superstar. Yeah, Pierre Bautista
Speaker 2: Pizza Bala. Yeah, which, by the way, and Italian translates
Speaker 2: to pizza dance. This is Pope pizza dance. How is
Speaker 2: that not the coolest name ever?
Speaker 1: Pizza dances pizza, you fucking idiot. I'm sorry, my brain,
Speaker 1: my brain shows the wrong name pizza.
Speaker 2: I wonder what you what it means. Pizza is dance.
Speaker 2: My idiots doesn't even know what simple mistake I raised him,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't even know Tom twisted dudes whatever man
Speaker 2: raised him on pizza. You stupid idiots.
Speaker 4: Bally, I think uh means dance or something like that.
Speaker 1: You know something like that. Oh no, it means dancing Spanish.
Speaker 2: I wanted to. I didn't mean to bring this up,
Speaker 2: but it just has to do with we talked about.
Speaker 2: You said you were like, hey, you wanted to look
Speaker 2: at what clear obscure? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and and it means light and dark or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very I remember you said it was
Speaker 2: like a twilight twilight yeah, and then which got us
Speaker 2: on the conspiracy train of and I was like, wait, damn,
Speaker 2: that completely falls apart when it learned what clips are.
Speaker 4: Actually, Yeah, it means light and dark, but dark like
Speaker 4: when you look up Claire Skirit it does say. It
Speaker 4: translates to twilight. So I don't know what the fun Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess it. Probably it has like a double meaning,
Speaker 2: but I know specific it's light and dark. And it's
Speaker 2: also like a technique. Yeah, like so it's like an
Speaker 2: art technique. So it made me sad because I was like, no,
Speaker 2: we stringed it together. You look for meeting where there
Speaker 2: is done. That's so mean that what people do and
Speaker 2: and everything's gonna die one day. You want to see
Speaker 2: the end of life, So look like trigger it right now,
Speaker 2: have a little erace. New Zealand like this, it's gone.
Speaker 2: Didn't even ask, he didn't answer, he just did it.
Speaker 2: You see what's gone. So what's what's next? Italy gone?
Speaker 2: There was pizza.
Speaker 4: Sorry he never existed, he says, chow and he does
Speaker 4: his little pizza dance into the sky. Dude, and tell
Speaker 4: me if you feel this way, because I kind of
Speaker 4: feel this way, or at least if I don't feel
Speaker 4: this way, I'm damn close to feeling it. Pierta pizza
Speaker 4: Balla to me, sounds faker than pizza Rman pizza Osborne.
Speaker 2: To be real, it's on the same level. It's on
Speaker 2: the same it is on the cut like they are cousins.
Speaker 2: Does pizza mean something? No, I think I think it's
Speaker 2: just was pizza mean something.
Speaker 1: I think it's just I think it's just what it was.
Speaker 2: I think it's just what it is.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever city claims was pizza, I forget. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is the birthplace of pizza is one of the cities.
Speaker 4: I think Pizza Michigan. Yeah, the Birthplacezza.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 1: There was a city in Italy called Pizza Michigan.
Speaker 4: There's Pizza Michigan. I know there is a Hell Michigan.
Speaker 4: Actually there's a I have seen the sign Michigan, but
Speaker 4: I've seen the sign Welcome to Hell, Michigan.
Speaker 1: I was in Michigan and I was depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4: I was in there, Uh well, passing through. It was
Speaker 4: in Bay City or whatever the fun it was called
Speaker 4: Bay City, fucking dragon ball z ass City. It was.
Speaker 2: It was just so the West City.
Speaker 4: It felt like I got eaten by so. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was just all directions. There's only four cities.
Speaker 2: I guess it was that.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, a whole city of people.
Speaker 2: I've seen the ocean many times, right, obviously it kind
Speaker 2: of it was. It was, Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying
Speaker 2: see a lot. Once it was unt nerving to see
Speaker 2: a lake that big. Great. Yeah, like seeing a.
Speaker 1: Lake it's freaky, right, it's cold. It's noticeably colder by
Speaker 1: the lakes too. It's sucking strange. It's like, this shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: This is not how I perceive lakes. You know, so, well,
Speaker 1: that's what a lake is. Actually, you've seen rivers and ships.
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen small lakes, like man made lakes, you know,
Speaker 2: like like they're they're probably in in Uh, I don't
Speaker 2: need to get well, you can see a person from
Speaker 2: the other side of the lake, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, see,
Speaker 2: like but they're seeing like one of these great lakes,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's like, oh my god, Like you
Speaker 2: could kind of get lost in this lake, kind of
Speaker 2: like you can drift away and not be seen. It's
Speaker 2: kind of weird. Water still water before.
Speaker 4: I love drinking still water, but like I've never I've
Speaker 4: never been to stillwater.
Speaker 1: Oh you just drinks still water, still water, the city
Speaker 1: and the water. I don't want to walk off the
Speaker 1: not Saints Row.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Is it is that right?
Speaker 1: Or is it steel water?
Speaker 10: Or is it.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm thinking of Edgewater. I'm thinking of
Speaker 4: Edgewater from a Edgewater.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the Is that the No, you're thinking of
Speaker 2: edge Park.
Speaker 1: I thought I was actually thinking of maybe the question.
Speaker 2: It was a hard one. Yeah, yeah, I fucked that up.
Speaker 4: Oh good, whatever, We're gonna read questions now because the
Speaker 4: fourth time, god damn it, so fucking Senior Spicy Wiener
Speaker 4: wrote in He says, uh, that's the Pope right there.
Speaker 4: There is Senior Spicy Wiener, Hope, Spicy Wiener, the third.
Speaker 4: There's been two others.
Speaker 2: So sick, so sick, I think I would convert to Catholicism.
Speaker 2: The Spicy Wiener.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you got me.
Speaker 2: I don't care how many pedophiles you guys protect.
Speaker 4: Let's go so saith Pope Spicy Weed or the third
Speaker 4: Spicy Ween is crazy. He says, Hey, racist ed and
Speaker 4: Nettie first time patron. It was wondering who would win
Speaker 4: in a fight Grim from Grim Adventures of Billion Mandy
Speaker 4: or Norm or Norm oh McDonald's death from family Guy.
Speaker 2: So just death from family Guy. I guess. PS.
Speaker 4: You guys truly get me through the week.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, I hope we're thank you for being a
Speaker 2: new patron.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for joining and somehow finding value in all
Speaker 4: the garbage that was just said in the last hour.
Speaker 2: And yeah, somehow you don't want to offer yourself after
Speaker 2: listening to an hour, an hour and thirty.
Speaker 4: Of this pizza think of this guy, Pierre, But Pierre Bautista,
Speaker 4: I got it. I thought I would forget it too,
Speaker 4: but like it just etched itself in it because what
Speaker 4: the Pierre Batista, dude.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get it stuck in my head right now. Actually,
Speaker 2: like Pierre Battizza, pizza Bella, Yeah, Bella bala bala, Bella
Speaker 2: is Bella is beautiful.
Speaker 4: I think beautiful by Pierre Batista. Beautiful pizza is by Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: that's Spanish. That's Spanish. They say too that they say
Speaker 4: the two l's they say it. Yeah, that's why they
Speaker 4: say polo.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they do say polo for chicken.
Speaker 4: But so yeah, Grim, I mean Grim adventures Solo is this?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't remember really much about Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he didn't really do it.
Speaker 1: Norman didn't really do anything. He just touches people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just touches people and kills him like Grim's
Speaker 4: opening up portals with like a scythe and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just come with me on sunder World.
Speaker 4: Making a Jamaican Grim Reaper is such a fucking iconic.
Speaker 2: Is there like any sub text to that? You think
Speaker 2: what you think there's any subject to him being a
Speaker 2: Jamaican Jamaican? I don't think so. It's probably just a
Speaker 2: funny vocal. It's probably just a funny vocal range. And
Speaker 2: they were like, always be cool if he sounded fun.
Speaker 4: I think they were just like, Wow, this is a
Speaker 4: This accent sounds so stupid. It's such a stupid fucking
Speaker 4: sounding language, sounds so silly and un serious. Uh, and
Speaker 4: only an unseerious, lousy group of people would would talk
Speaker 4: like this. So let's just make it, just make it
Speaker 4: the voice for the Grim Reaper. And then they found
Speaker 4: out after the fact that like, that's real gibberish, and
Speaker 4: they were like they thought he was They thought he
Speaker 4: was just doing like a Grim Reaper accent. Thought a
Speaker 4: child and your your only exposure to Jamaican accents is
Speaker 4: the Grim Reaper and then you go to Jamaica and
Speaker 4: so you just assume they're all death. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's not far fet either. Actually, it seems to literally
Speaker 4: have an experience like that. Yeah, one profoundly autistic child
Speaker 4: could absolutely have.
Speaker 2: Mom goes to the fucking Jamaica to get fucked by
Speaker 2: a bunch of Jamaicans, you know, while she cheating on
Speaker 2: her husband as his customary. Yeah. Then she brings her son,
Speaker 2: and the son's like, what the fun? This is death everywhere?
Speaker 2: This is frightening, It's crazy.
Speaker 1: What the fu?
Speaker 2: These are all skeletons? Are all these black people? So
Speaker 2: fast and death? Fast and dead? Yeah, but uh, I
Speaker 2: think there was a Grim. He's definitely got it.
Speaker 4: I think there was a subtext too though that like,
Speaker 4: because there was an episode where Grim became human. We
Speaker 4: talked about this, I think where Grim becomes a person
Speaker 4: and he becomes a white guy.
Speaker 2: Oh right, right, because occasions, so he's just like one
Speaker 2: of those he's like a chat Hanks exactly. Well.
Speaker 1: The reason why they made him a white guys they
Speaker 1: didn't want to have a little a bunch of little
Speaker 1: white kids have a slave that is a black man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think they were thinking too deeply about it when
Speaker 4: they gave him the accent though, because I mean, it's
Speaker 4: it's kind of what you're assuming anyway.
Speaker 2: Right, He's like, Oh, I just wanted to find some
Speaker 2: sort of a symbolism.
Speaker 1: Of course, you just just dig it out.
Speaker 2: He's looking for more meaning again, you dumb little haven't
Speaker 2: I taught you anything? There goes Hawaii.
Speaker 9: He's just.
Speaker 4: And it's not even that Hawaii is gone. It's that
Speaker 4: Hawaii now has never been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mentioned why what's that?
Speaker 1: The more you care, the more I take that's crazy.
Speaker 1: What about if you go if he asks for like
Speaker 1: a Hawaiian pizza, what do they do?
Speaker 2: They'd be like, what the fuck are you saying? What
Speaker 2: are you saying? Stupid? There's no Hawaiian pizza. What did
Speaker 2: you mean? Cheese? That's a weird way to put out cheese.
Speaker 2: Whyant Hawaiian? Are you saying? Hi to me Hawaiian for cheese?
Speaker 2: I mean Spanish for cheese, Spnus for cheese. There, he goes,
Speaker 2: you're cheese for cheese for a pizzaes here you go.
Speaker 2: This is what pizza's always been, Just a slab of cheese.
Speaker 1: That's hell, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, Oh my god. If I lived in a
Speaker 4: world like pizza.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Pizza. There's only cheese.
Speaker 1: It is a hot cheese he throws on your plate.
Speaker 1: You gotta put your hand out and take it. You
Speaker 1: gotta out to take it. Fucking Velveta.
Speaker 2: Was pretty good.
Speaker 4: That was actually a pretty good not bad. It was
Speaker 4: like a Tom and Jerry scream almost well shut out,
Speaker 4: fuck you both. I keep going, Okay, that's crazy. Damn
Speaker 4: all right, it's the lost the sun.
Speaker 1: Are you mad about your cheese?
Speaker 2: You guys?
Speaker 1: I saw the guys the video of like a guy
Speaker 1: where was like, wow, dude, it's like, oh look, James
Speaker 1: far all over my cake and it's like a cake
Speaker 1: with a bunch of like cream all over it, something
Speaker 1: like that. And then some guy that he's like, oh
Speaker 1: that was really funny. Me my husband laughing wrath about it.
Speaker 1: And the person that posted is like, shut the fuck up,
Speaker 1: I hate you. And then the girl was like all
Speaker 1: I did was praise your post. Why are you being
Speaker 1: mean to me?
Speaker 2: That's crazy? Like, I don't understand. Is that is that
Speaker 2: free floating? I's free floating anger. Someone was just upset.
Speaker 2: I think everything's you know, people just mad.
Speaker 4: You know, the older I get, the more I think
Speaker 4: about some people, right, they get free flowingly angry. They're
Speaker 4: meandering through like the parks and the planes, highways, driving
Speaker 4: all down south.
Speaker 2: Anyway like a senior senior spicy Wiener like me, What
Speaker 2: did you say said? You sound like a fucking Please
Speaker 2: read the questions. I am reading questions. Oh, he's blaze,
Speaker 2: it's over. What did you already do, spicy Wiener? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was just gonna read it again. For ships and.
Speaker 4: For gigs and shittles gigs and is always a bad shiggling. Look,
Speaker 4: mus I can't stop shiggling.
Speaker 11: It means it means every time I giggle, I shipped
Speaker 11: myself profusely until I stopped giggling.
Speaker 2: Do you know call me? They call me the shiggler. Oh,
Speaker 2: there you go. There I go shiggling again. I got
Speaker 2: write that down. That's worth of anything, like a potential.
Speaker 2: Uh that's he'll be fucking amber. And the thumbnail is
Speaker 2: rather pants. It's it's like a small guy with a
Speaker 2: really full pair of pants.
Speaker 4: It's a guy who's got his ass to the camera
Speaker 4: or his pants to the camera.
Speaker 2: Is back to the camera.
Speaker 4: He's laughing, and he's it's just a brown stain.
Speaker 2: Ask me some drip, siggler.
Speaker 4: Is that two geez yes, like giggling, gotcha, but with
Speaker 4: ship with ship Yes anyway, Metiora from twenty fifteen, that's right,
Speaker 4: We're all right with the ghost album. So this is
Speaker 4: his question, this is what he chose to write in with. Okay,
Speaker 4: he says, nibbling on wieners and he says, watching the
Speaker 4: cum spray all those.
Speaker 2: Turrets covered with baby oil, that's the question. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: that's all of it. You're kidding.
Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm so dead serious. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's fire though, because that's fire, he says, Well, because look,
Speaker 2: we did our job and it's o. We it's over.
Speaker 4: We fulfilled her up with it a little pack it up, guys. Anyway,
Speaker 4: goon Lord's Supreme wrote in with an actual fucking question. Oh,
Speaker 4: and he says, uh, since you brought up in the
Speaker 4: most recent episode, I would like you to know that
Speaker 4: in the movie thirteen going on thirty, Jennifer Garner's thirteen
Speaker 4: year old mine gets put in her thirty year old body.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, okay, so that's what's happening. So thirteen old
Speaker 2: mine thirty old body? Does she fuck somebody? Not worry
Speaker 2: about that? Probably, Like there's like a guy that, Uh
Speaker 2: is like like a what happens in that movie?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe there's like a thirty year old that becomes
Speaker 4: a thirteen year old?
Speaker 2: Is that? Does that happen? Does that happen? Does that occur?
Speaker 2: I don't know what is? Yeah, because like okay, so
Speaker 2: obviously she gets older, she's thirteen and then becomes Jennifer Garner.
Speaker 2: Uh and then a faint worse than death or what question? No, Jennifer,
Speaker 2: where are you gonna say? What would Jennifer Garner get? Uh?
Speaker 4: Do you think if Jennifer Conner, if she ever crosses me?
Speaker 1: If she's damn.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know this about me, but
Speaker 2: I have a whole I have a deep hostility towards
Speaker 2: Jennifer Garner. It's like, why what did she do? It's
Speaker 2: her and Hitler? These are my most hated people. Why
Speaker 2: h Kingston's dad? What did Jennifer Garner do?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I just think she's kind of a bitch slut. She
Speaker 11: said all these movies that I've not seen, and I'm
Speaker 11: just frustrated that people people give her money. Something about
Speaker 11: her fucking disgusting towel face.
Speaker 2: Your towel face, I didn't know what that mean.
Speaker 4: I actually can't even vivid. I can't even visually picture
Speaker 4: Jennifer Garner.
Speaker 2: Actually, uh, did you see the Deadpool two or sorry,
Speaker 2: dead Pool Wolverine? Yes, yeah, she was in it electric Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh oh I would kill her in an instant. Oh
Speaker 2: finally I know that dumb bitch here. I've seen her.
Speaker 2: I know that's stupid. Word. Wow, this horror you're familiar.
Speaker 2: He's so misaged. I think it's crazy. I was wondering though,
Speaker 2: like what because she's always had like a strong chin
Speaker 2: she has. Yes, yeah, I was wondering. Do you think
Speaker 2: if she leaves some chip for the rest of us
Speaker 2: christ over here? Do you think she would have gotten
Speaker 2: wrapped up in the transpantic ship if she would have
Speaker 2: became popular today?
Speaker 4: Oh for sure, Yeah, she would have been transvestigated to
Speaker 4: high Heaven.
Speaker 2: Then you do it now? Still anyway, they would probably
Speaker 2: do it anyway. Yeah, they'll keep doing it. Actually, since
Speaker 2: she did appear in Deadpool Wolverine, I wonder if there's
Speaker 2: any post who's that man for man? They made a
Speaker 2: man electric that's crazy as fucking I can't believe deadpools woke.
Speaker 2: Now whopool woke Pool, Woke Pool and Wokereeneu woke.
Speaker 1: They got Black woke, so they got blade woke, they
Speaker 1: got Gambit Woke Blade Bloke.
Speaker 2: They just I like that they give up for you immediately.
Speaker 4: They're like woke Pool and woke Veren and then fucking
Speaker 4: Gambit Woke.
Speaker 2: They just don't care.
Speaker 4: Immediately after the title characters are established, it's like, fucking
Speaker 4: who cares Woke Picard and.
Speaker 2: Professor No, it's Picard now, Okay.
Speaker 1: In the movie, he's like, I can walk, but I
Speaker 1: can't do much else.
Speaker 2: I can't do. I can I could say trends rights
Speaker 2: or human rights or whatever, and that's all I can do.
Speaker 2: That's all I can do.
Speaker 4: I can't walk, but I can I could say trends rites.
Speaker 4: That's my power. It's my power is that I can't
Speaker 4: walk and I could be reasonable.
Speaker 2: I have as me Wokereene, I have Rainbow Woke. When
Speaker 2: do the Woke's hurt when they come out every time?
Speaker 2: Every time? So stupid?
Speaker 4: Anyway, away, anyway, hold on, we got distracted yet again. God,
Speaker 4: I've only had a bagel today.
Speaker 1: I'm ten conds attired too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had coffee and a bagel and that's it,
Speaker 4: which is probably not smart. I have to have had
Speaker 4: no protein whatsoever.
Speaker 2: It's just carbs.
Speaker 4: It's just carves and drugs, basically caffeine ad breakfast.
Speaker 1: But I'm fucking fading.
Speaker 4: So he writes in so about the Okay, she, Jennifer
Speaker 4: Garner's thirteen year old mind, gets put in a thirty
Speaker 4: year old body with absolutely no memories of the years
Speaker 4: in between. Taking place in New York City in two
Speaker 4: thousand and four. This means she has no memory of
Speaker 4: nine to eleven and never questions why the twin towers
Speaker 4: are gone.
Speaker 1: Oh it's interesting.
Speaker 2: That is interesting.
Speaker 4: That's an interesting facet of that movie.
Speaker 1: She's a terrible fucking movie.
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, that's like.
Speaker 4: That fucking Wait, we were doing the show around that time,
Speaker 4: right about that animated show Turning Red.
Speaker 2: Do you remember? Yeah? So do you remember this? I
Speaker 2: so it's an animated movie called Turning Red, like the movie. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a girl that becomes like a monster.
Speaker 4: It's like a metaphor for periods or something. I don't
Speaker 4: know who cares? Who cares about women?
Speaker 2: Movies? Women? So oh yeah, Yeah, the movie comes out
Speaker 2: and this guy does a review.
Speaker 4: I think it's the I think it's mister enter. I
Speaker 4: think if he's this very profoundly autistic guy, really creepy.
Speaker 4: Oh mister yeah, I don't know, but he so he
Speaker 4: does a review of the movie and he goes like
Speaker 4: this takes place in two thousand and one, and there's
Speaker 4: not even a mention of nine to eleven. And he's
Speaker 4: like genuinely upset by this, Like it's a real core
Speaker 4: contention with the movie that like, it doesn't feel like
Speaker 4: it's really of the time because no one talks about
Speaker 4: nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: It's like, my guy, this isn't a literal period piece,
Speaker 2: you bitch. It's just a stupid movie about periods.
Speaker 1: Imagine that this damn calm down. There's a piece about periods,
Speaker 1: but it's not a period piece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a piece about period It's not a period piece.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, dude. It's like I just saw
Speaker 2: I saw a Like I felt so bad. I almost
Speaker 2: felt bad for this guy where it was a gt
Speaker 2: It was in the GTA six trailer. A guy was like,
Speaker 2: finally a game that doesn't have turn based and have
Speaker 2: gay woke vampires or whatever you're talking about balls get through, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, most games are in fact not turn based or
Speaker 4: woke vampire games.
Speaker 2: I was just like, what the fuck, dude, Like, how
Speaker 2: are you that upset that you see a trailer for
Speaker 2: something you want to play? And then it I have
Speaker 2: to throw in this thing that it's like, my guy, this,
Speaker 2: why are you so upset? Finally a game with graphics.
Speaker 2: It's getting to that level.
Speaker 4: So it's like of these text based adventures you see.
Speaker 1: That Andy Pant's gaming guy.
Speaker 2: No, it is just something viral about because no one
Speaker 2: can tell if he's real or not sure, and uh,
Speaker 2: we know he's fake. He's just doing it for but
Speaker 2: it was just about everybody was like, oh, you're gay,
Speaker 2: you're a gay man because he was Oh everybody was like,
Speaker 2: oh you're gay. Yeah, because it was it was like unanimous,
Speaker 2: even like the anti woke people were like, all right, man,
Speaker 2: because he was like complaining about, uh, the guy in
Speaker 2: GTA when he's like his fucking shirts off and like
Speaker 2: the beginning where he's getting.
Speaker 4: The truck or whatever, he can't stop coming.
Speaker 2: He's fucking oiled up and why is this? So he
Speaker 2: was just basically saying why is this so hot? And
Speaker 2: I'm like everyone was like, why are you this. This
Speaker 2: reminds me of The Simpsons when they're doing a test
Speaker 2: screening for like Itchy and Scratchy, Like the kids have
Speaker 2: these dials there it's like red or green, like if
Speaker 2: they like it or not. And this and one of
Speaker 2: the skits, a muscly guy is walking on the beach
Speaker 2: and Nelson takes millhouses and starts bing bing bing when
Speaker 2: that guy comes, and like, I don't get everybody likes
Speaker 2: he's like that one guy really likes the like the
Speaker 2: muscly dude, like that one kid. It just reminds me
Speaker 2: of like you're focusing on this thing so hard that like,
Speaker 2: what do you think people are gonna think he wrote it?
Speaker 4: He has a thirty minute video twenty minutes or about
Speaker 4: that in the last ten minutes are like, I don't
Speaker 4: know everything else, Like.
Speaker 2: Any any guys when you saw the GTA six second trailer,
Speaker 2: did any part of your mind think about the guy
Speaker 2: not wearing it?
Speaker 1: Where guys in that game remember the girl's ass.
Speaker 4: Like I mean I I thought I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's ripped, because you've never actually had like a ripped protagonist.
Speaker 2: Ye, And he's like a jacked guy and that's not
Speaker 2: a modern way because we have. But he's like he's
Speaker 2: not he's not modernly he is just like fit. He's
Speaker 2: not like really like a rip jack.
Speaker 1: You can make him, make him, but that's not that's
Speaker 1: not like can, That's not can.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Can. CJ is kind of like a he's kind
Speaker 2: of like he's honestly almost the same, A little bigger
Speaker 2: than Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4: He's kind and he's like a lanky kind of guy.
Speaker 4: Riders stoop Doug, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Not Rider?
Speaker 1: Who's who's the guy you play inside mode?
Speaker 2: Marcus Smoke no dom.
Speaker 8: Es I can't do?
Speaker 2: Is gay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's gay because he's extremely gay because he
Speaker 4: was was he really centralizing.
Speaker 2: He's the only person that I saw to the point
Speaker 2: where even the anti woke people were like, all right, dude,
Speaker 2: Like literally, the guy just has this fucking shirt off.
Speaker 1: Why is that even?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like again if you're like your reaction was
Speaker 2: like everybody else, oh he's jacked.
Speaker 4: Well I was also just forgot about it after that.
Speaker 4: I guess I did take notice of it, but mainly
Speaker 4: because it's like that looks so real, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: He's more from like a did you like, after the
Speaker 2: initial thing you saw, then you moved on to the
Speaker 2: next thing. Sure, Yeah, that's what I mean. Like that,
Speaker 2: like just like a normal it's there's no you can
Speaker 2: acknowledge anything that's happening on the screen. But if you're
Speaker 2: a straight man and you're spending hours screenshotting this guy's
Speaker 2: body and talking about how problematic it is, like you're gay.
Speaker 2: No one thinks you're stranger if you do this.
Speaker 4: For if you screenshot this guy's ass for hours, you're gay.
Speaker 2: It is crazy. Yeah, he's so funny, he's he's the
Speaker 2: worst grifter on planet Earth. Believable, and somehow he still
Speaker 2: has a lot.
Speaker 4: And then you know, he would be like, that would
Speaker 4: be like a DSP kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be. It might be.
Speaker 4: But anyway, so his question is, oh, because that was
Speaker 4: just a fact, Oh my god, you know about nine
Speaker 4: to eleven. But he says, I guess my question is,
Speaker 4: how would you explain historical events or disasters to your
Speaker 4: thirteen year old selves if you were in the same
Speaker 4: situation as the movie.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, Kingston, nine eleven is pretty bad man. No,
Speaker 1: you gill for a week, But I wouldn't tell me nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like it, just experienced life. Man. Don't
Speaker 2: don't worry about nothing. Don't worry about me. Don't worry
Speaker 2: about uh, the spooky guy with the beard nothing. Don't
Speaker 2: worry about that dumb shit.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that building big uh yeah, yeah, probably that.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about don't don't.
Speaker 2: Don't look into the mujadin or nothing. Don't look at
Speaker 2: that dumb shit. It's stupid.
Speaker 1: Don't redoing at seven years old.
Speaker 2: This is gonna make you. It's gonna make you a Muslim.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Transferm rat road In says, sup fuckers. After a brief
Speaker 4: hiatus I returned with a question from mere days ago.
Speaker 4: Was I justified for punching someone in the face after
Speaker 4: they snatched my headphones off off my head in an
Speaker 4: attempt to start a conversation. Yes, there is more to
Speaker 4: say to the story and a reply if you think
Speaker 4: it's worth it. I don't think I need more than that.
Speaker 4: Snatching somebody's headphones off, yes, is truly fucking.
Speaker 2: It's just rude.
Speaker 4: That's like worse than slapping somebody's yamaka off and peeing
Speaker 4: and shitting on. No and then shouting hile hitler at.
Speaker 1: It, Hio, that's worse, It's worse.
Speaker 4: I would much rather speaking of somebody who doesn't have
Speaker 4: a Yamica. I would much rather have my yamica slapped
Speaker 4: off than have my headphones ripped off.
Speaker 2: I want to worry, Yama, I have a this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to disagree with you.
Speaker 2: I want a yamica do rag. That's fire. I don't
Speaker 2: know how that's gonna work, but I don't know how
Speaker 2: that's gonna protect. It's not gonna be useless as a rag,
Speaker 2: Like is it the same size as a yamaga? I
Speaker 2: don't even work like it's like a do rag, Like
Speaker 2: it's like tied. It just looks like it's tied around
Speaker 2: your head. But it's the metal.
Speaker 1: That's Yeah, that was pretty cool fire.
Speaker 2: So yeah, are you you're you're absolutely justified for like
Speaker 2: you already this isn't one hundred sermeatorical question like this
Speaker 2: is obvious, Like you know, you're probably proud that you
Speaker 2: punched this person.
Speaker 4: And I.
Speaker 2: Wish somebody would because that's crazy to me, because that's
Speaker 2: like of snatching you out of a dimension. When I
Speaker 2: put my my headphoned I'm locked in. Like if I'm
Speaker 2: walking somewhere or whatever, I'm listening, I am. Now if
Speaker 2: somebody snapped, you're you're You're like, no, we're fighting.
Speaker 4: I would rather, yeah, like I would rather you ran
Speaker 4: up behind me, shoved your arm up my coal and
Speaker 4: grabbed my kidneys and stole them from me. Then take
Speaker 4: my headphones off while I'm in the middle of vibe
Speaker 4: into a song. You know, yeah, because at least the
Speaker 4: song's still going exactly exactly at least, like if I'm
Speaker 4: in a lot of pain, at least I have this
Speaker 4: song to keep me comfort.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Some truth, there's some real truth there. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're a biologist, right.
Speaker 1: I went to school marine biologists. I went to school.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 2: So you're like in the military. Read these questions, Chris,
Speaker 2: I'm falling asleep. Please read these questions. Why you're so tired, sir?
Speaker 2: I fucking didn't sleep, all right? You said you're.
Speaker 4: His sleep at name is? She is all stupid. It's
Speaker 4: giving him more apney.
Speaker 2: He had it on the rucks, more, not less. He's
Speaker 2: just closing my nose. Fucking Lily didn't think Lily sees writhing.
Speaker 2: He's dreaming.
Speaker 1: Look he's having a dream.
Speaker 2: He's probably dreaming about me.
Speaker 4: He's gurgling his own blood. It's a fucking Reapney machine.
Speaker 2: The machine spawns hands.
Speaker 1: It's choking you, choking me, trying to make me suck
Speaker 1: its own robot.
Speaker 2: Imagine they made a machine that couldn't even do that.
Speaker 2: Like like there's two settings and give you sleep. I
Speaker 2: think has Nobel Peace Prize ship Uh no, because then
Speaker 2: it's like you you so you win an Emmy at least.
Speaker 2: This is how Look, man, this is the way where
Speaker 2: so the government's gonna buy all those machines, right of course,
Speaker 2: and they're gonna use them in Guantanamo Bay for all
Speaker 2: the you know, all the protesters and all the people
Speaker 2: around up and so the thing is the way that
Speaker 2: it's gonna work. They're gonna torture them with it, giving
Speaker 2: them appen you, but then they'll take it away if
Speaker 2: they rat out the rest of their family. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: it's like it's like a good balance. So I'm calling
Speaker 2: it right now. That's exactly what's gonna happen, Mark my
Speaker 2: fucking words. Yeah, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that though.
Speaker 1: Whatever, Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, You're so fine, you
Speaker 1: bow My mind.
Speaker 4: Wait, I thought your name was Christoph Raymond Gunther rode
Speaker 4: in christ Off. I like, I like Christoph. That's not bad,
Speaker 4: but it feels like that's supposer.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. Sounds like a vampire to me,
Speaker 2: like that would be a vampire's name. Come christal a Germany. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you do you bow, and then you then
Speaker 2: you eat their faces after. Yeah, you growing exclusively.
Speaker 4: It's a very distinctly vampire name. It's like Dracula, like wrinkles, wrinkles, wrinkles,
Speaker 4: the vampires. You know him, right, Yeah, he's the most
Speaker 4: notorious uh vampire yea from folklore. He's like he's the original.
Speaker 4: He's like the Irish vampire. Yeah, he originated and where
Speaker 4: all vampires originated?
Speaker 2: Michigan. Oh oh what Michigan though? Was it?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: What was it? Pizzaza Michigan, piece of Michigan.
Speaker 1: That's right, I can't even remember.
Speaker 4: I think he's from vampire Michigan.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, that's writer. There's a vampire Michigan now yeah, right,
Speaker 2: so he's from vampire Michigan. Where they all originated from exactly,
Speaker 2: Vampire Michigan, Ireland and then.
Speaker 4: They exported to transflvan transit like Michigan is where everything
Speaker 4: comes from, and then everything everywhere else kind of steals
Speaker 4: credit for him. That makes sense that it's like how
Speaker 4: the Chinese investment invented pasta, but like the Italians get
Speaker 4: all the credit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, you know whatever.
Speaker 4: Anyway, this guy says, hello, my big beautiful boy in
Speaker 4: his platonic roommates, what's the most fucked up thing that
Speaker 4: was normal when you were growing up? No notes, thank
Speaker 4: you guys for stopping by.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read that. We're gonna read. We're gonna that.
Speaker 2: That comment like a raw next what raw? Next question? Raw? Yeah? Raw,
Speaker 2: next question. No, I've never heard.
Speaker 1: There's a video of like a guy being like what
Speaker 1: would you do if I was doing this? And he's
Speaker 1: like doing some word flex and girls like raw. Next question.
Speaker 1: I've never seen this.
Speaker 2: It's fucking so stupid. I love those.
Speaker 4: It sounds like those dating shows where they were like
Speaker 4: those old ones from like the fifties where they would
Speaker 4: like or like the sixties or whatever, where they would have.
Speaker 2: Like if I was a pompsicle, what would you do
Speaker 2: it to me? You know? Somebody?
Speaker 4: And then somebody would be like I'd put you in
Speaker 4: a microwave until until there was nothing left but a
Speaker 4: thick slab of wood.
Speaker 1: He said, sounds really romantic.
Speaker 4: Serial murder on one of those shows, Oh, for sure.
Speaker 4: Like I think there's one that's confirmed, but like most,
Speaker 4: I think everybody was. Yeah, they were all serial kids.
Speaker 2: Specifically fly. What do you think it's a perfect day out,
Speaker 2: killing you.
Speaker 1: Chilling skins?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh you're You're a naughty boy, aren't you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a really bad person.
Speaker 1: I'm actually fucking heinous society standards.
Speaker 2: I actually find this very fun and positive. I'm actually
Speaker 2: really fucking heinous. I'm bad. I'm bad to the bone.
Speaker 1: I fucking I laugh at fucking, I laugh at miscarriages,
Speaker 1: like I'm a fucking contestant.
Speaker 2: Contestant number one, what is our perfect night out? He
Speaker 2: shot ahead and kills the number two. Also yeah, and
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, you've got a loud person out a
Speaker 2: lot of personality.
Speaker 1: I choose him.
Speaker 2: Starts making out. They just put They started stuffing it
Speaker 2: back in the head. It's crazy, and he comes back
Speaker 2: to life. Thank you for putting. Nobody has ever thought
Speaker 2: to do this. This was actually the way to fix this,
Speaker 2: you actually put it's actually it's a brain, and you
Speaker 2: put it all back in the exact right spot, and
Speaker 2: you sealed my head perfectly, so not my body is
Speaker 2: able to If you just put.
Speaker 4: People back together the way you found them, they actually
Speaker 4: do come back to life. No one, every just everybody's
Speaker 4: usually in this situation has just been too in shock
Speaker 4: to do it. You crack the code ingratulation.
Speaker 1: Something really funny, because I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: imagine you're in a movie, right, No, like, never mind,
Speaker 1: trigget it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read the rest of this question. We're gonna
Speaker 2: end it. There's a question that's Yeah, so you guys,
Speaker 2: what's the most.
Speaker 4: What's the most fucked up thing that was on when
Speaker 4: you were growing up? Growing up in Ireland when we
Speaker 4: used to do Meani Mighty mode to pick people during
Speaker 4: a game or whatever instead of singing catch a tiger
Speaker 4: by the tae, we would.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, of course I already know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Of course they're white, of course, Yeah, what I mean.
Speaker 4: Really, I don't I don't know anything about Ireland drunk potatoes.
Speaker 1: I don't expect anything from Europeans, Like, actually, seriously.
Speaker 4: Look man, there's a bunch of starving, drunk potatoes running around.
Speaker 2: I can't expect their Europeans.
Speaker 4: Can Is mister potato head from Ireland? Or is that
Speaker 4: racist to assume, yes, yes, he's from Ireland.
Speaker 2: It ain't both. I think both can be true, is
Speaker 2: it really?
Speaker 1: Can you be raised and retarded?
Speaker 2: Both can be true. That's very true. Two things can
Speaker 2: be true.
Speaker 4: If they didn't want to draw so much ire why
Speaker 4: do they name it themselves after it?
Speaker 2: I don't think they named it. I think the white man,
Speaker 2: the proper white man, not the Irish white man, not.
Speaker 1: The real actual white man, the less soul, a little
Speaker 1: bit less white man, the less one.
Speaker 2: But they felt more. They were jealous of the superior
Speaker 2: porcelain skin, oh right, And they made up stories about
Speaker 2: them being fucking evil monsters and vampires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they found that. They found one heavy, junked white
Speaker 1: woman from Ireland. They were ever gonna take everything you
Speaker 1: guys have, you guys, And.
Speaker 4: They called them parchment people because they were right as paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so the so there you go. They
Speaker 2: made those crazy jingles because it's racism was hilarious back
Speaker 2: in the day. I mean, it's still funny, but Yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't funny back then because they were they meant
Speaker 2: some crazy ship.
Speaker 4: I guess that was thing that was normal when I
Speaker 4: was growing up. It was probably like the the lack
Speaker 4: of and I guess it's not necessarily normal, but it
Speaker 4: was normalized.
Speaker 2: Yea was like the.
Speaker 4: The oh a male student got laid by like a teacher.
Speaker 4: That's so sick, you know, like how epic. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: for me, it was islamophobia. That ship was so fucking
Speaker 4: normal when I was growing up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's kind of cool. I didn't, Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Luckily my household didn't. Uh there was none of that,
Speaker 1: not in my house. But like in New York after
Speaker 1: nine eleven, bro oh, yeah, got out of pocket that
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was bad for a while.
Speaker 4: It was almost on some level you like you get
Speaker 4: two days of maybe being unreasonably scared, you know, because
Speaker 4: it makes sense on some level where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: you're freaked out.
Speaker 1: But it lasted a while, like shot should make sense,
Speaker 1: but like, hey, you know docmed that, the oc that docmed,
Speaker 1: the guy that lived that that worked at the corking
Speaker 1: Dully that has been in America longer than you, mister
Speaker 1: Dominican person's family came here on a boat on like
Speaker 1: a banana leaf and you're being racist to him, is like, uh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we understand that people are incredibly retarded.
Speaker 1: So also homophobia, that shit is still that shit just
Speaker 1: recently got became problematic and now it's back to being
Speaker 1: fine again.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it is. It is a shame that things
Speaker 2: are a little bit. We've talked about people have talked
Speaker 2: about things regressing, and I've never really I always pushed
Speaker 2: back against that notion or I'm like, shut the fuck up,
Speaker 2: you're just too terminally online.
Speaker 1: A lot of times, hold on, let me cook.
Speaker 2: In socially, I'm talking about in things are actually regressing now,
Speaker 2: Like I usually would always push back against that, But
Speaker 2: now I'm like, oh, now we're seeing the like that
Speaker 2: that that lady with the GoFundMe or whatever, I think
Speaker 2: the last Kanye West. We're seeing things like the last
Speaker 2: four years in particular. Yeah, we're seeing things. Finally, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I I can admit instead of because a lot of
Speaker 2: times people are just saying a lot of crazy gentlemen,
Speaker 2: I think you're kind of overreacting.
Speaker 1: I think my statement will understand is this. I think
Speaker 1: things never got solved ever. I just think people started
Speaker 1: started not feeling comfortable saying things out loud. They still
Speaker 1: thought that shit, they didn't say it all.
Speaker 2: Well, I have. The whole thing is like people say
Speaker 2: that the quote like make racist afraid again, they'll say
Speaker 2: they the people are trying to say that right now
Speaker 2: because the racism never left.
Speaker 1: They were just afraid to be racist. And that's starting.
Speaker 1: That's what we need to start with.
Speaker 2: Because speed that was pretty fast, Like I don't even
Speaker 2: know if I can do that that fast.
Speaker 1: Oh it just hurts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, start bleeding a lot. It's silly, dude, it's going on.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I feel like I feel it's for Trump.
Speaker 2: Can we feel like a really smart guy? Give me
Speaker 2: all one day just wear those stupid hats and not
Speaker 2: acknowledge that we're wearing them. We should.
Speaker 1: I'm around our friends also, that'd be funny.
Speaker 2: Well I don't. I don't want to like a party.
Speaker 2: We all show yeah yeah, yeah, we show up fucking separately,
Speaker 2: but we nobody even when somebody asked you about it,
Speaker 2: don't even what do you mean? What are you talking about?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: Like all my about to take it off. It's a
Speaker 2: smaller one that's great, like the bowler hat guy from
Speaker 2: Freaking the differences I was thinking of like like a
Speaker 2: little hay Arnold. Yeah, smaller and smaller. I just want
Speaker 2: to be like, somebody asked me directly about the hat,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna ignore his question and just ask
Speaker 2: him something else. Start laughing him, like like like what
Speaker 2: the fuck you?
Speaker 1: Why do you have a hat on? Like are you
Speaker 1: are you actually jump support on a.
Speaker 4: Bit and he goes like, I'm really not that interested
Speaker 4: in talking about hats, Like I don't.
Speaker 1: Even want to bring attention to the hat at all.
Speaker 2: I want to be like I'm going to ask a
Speaker 2: I'm just like, man, dude, it's been a long time
Speaker 2: as I've seen. They're like, yeah, it's why do you
Speaker 2: have the hat on? It'll be like, so what are
Speaker 2: you doing next weekend? You know, like I want to
Speaker 2: come busy.
Speaker 1: You're basically like, yeah, I got that. I think I'm
Speaker 1: on a barbecue with something like that.
Speaker 2: And then and hopefully they'll take the bait and like
Speaker 2: just leaving alone.
Speaker 1: There was one time I was managed to do that
Speaker 1: in a conversation once. Yea literally asked me something I
Speaker 1: didn't want to answer, and I was able to completely
Speaker 1: dissuade the wrong way. I did it one time. I
Speaker 1: think you were there for that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what you're trying to
Speaker 2: get at.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 1: She asked me about like because I think someone someone
Speaker 1: brought up something, and I was just like someone brought
Speaker 1: up a creator. I was like a coon that I
Speaker 1: think a door. And then I was like, yeah, something's happening.
Speaker 1: I sway the conversation away from me getting yelled at,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, good job on me.
Speaker 2: I left it right. I left immediately try doing like
Speaker 2: when I know Jojo has like like she's trying on
Speaker 2: clothes and I know there's something that she particularly doesn't
Speaker 2: like on her. But like I'm I'm male brain. I'm
Speaker 2: like it looks it looks fine to me, but I
Speaker 2: know that she has a particular problems. So I kind
Speaker 2: of have to like Jedi mind trick a little bit
Speaker 2: to kind of you know, because there's no real way
Speaker 2: to handle.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna be like, oh yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like shit.
Speaker 2: You know, No, obviously you got to hurt yourself. You
Speaker 2: gotta just you gotta go in the kitchen and just
Speaker 2: nick yourself a little bit. My thing is, I just
Speaker 2: saw it because like I'm just like I think, you know,
Speaker 2: like she's like, oh, you know, my boob's on great
Speaker 2: in this, and I'm like, I don't know, man, titch're awesome.
Speaker 2: So it does matter to me, Like I think that
Speaker 2: it should just your tit should just be out all
Speaker 2: the time. Like, I don't know, I don't understand why
Speaker 2: you're asking me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why you put these things away
Speaker 4: in the first place.
Speaker 1: You'rehidden, man, I just let's just let's just let's just
Speaker 1: not wear anything anymore.
Speaker 2: Ever. Go to work, you might get a raised just
Speaker 2: tits are just exploding all over the place.
Speaker 1: I feel like you wouldn't get a raise.
Speaker 2: I think you don't understand the power of tits.
Speaker 1: I Derek, trust me, I do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So then you would know that if your
Speaker 2: boss saw some juicy cannons in his face would probably
Speaker 2: be like I love this now.
Speaker 4: He would walk in and it's like, excuse me. I
Speaker 4: know it's not your fault. You didn't know, but my
Speaker 4: wife and killed were killed by tits. It's really fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Pair of great breast. So I need you to get
Speaker 2: those away before you get fired. That's right up. So
Speaker 2: I don't I hope I'm not gonna offend you by
Speaker 2: asking about this.
Speaker 1: Is you by your fucking hip really hard summer of
Speaker 1: eighty three.
Speaker 2: His hands are digging, his heads are like, there's like
Speaker 2: like there's a moment where they go in and you
Speaker 2: make so much much and was up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Ah, I'm sorry, sorry, passionate about this.
Speaker 5: Your hip is feel your bone, his fingers.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. I need food. We're
Speaker 2: gonna read the.
Speaker 6: Name, get out of control, the killing the family.
Speaker 2: We got to bring him to house.
Speaker 12: I was walking around Loo Mir and the paintress is
Speaker 12: painting big numbers over there. There's the numbers are going
Speaker 12: down every year. Look at what Look at what they're
Speaker 12: doing with the gesturals over on the border.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. People say they're not real, but I know
Speaker 2: they're really. Every gesture should be shining the back of
Speaker 2: the head three times. Love.
Speaker 6: You keep going about the painter, we should paint even
Speaker 6: more numbers.
Speaker 13: What if we from this angle we hang up a
Speaker 13: sign next to the thirty three. We had another thirty three,
Speaker 13: so it's three three three three, And.
Speaker 12: Why don't we send another paintress over there to paint herself,
Speaker 12: paint different numbers and solve this thing?
Speaker 2: Insane?
Speaker 6: Why don't we flip the monel if upside down so they're.
Speaker 2: Not real numbers anymore?
Speaker 6: No one, no one's thinking about the real solutions.
Speaker 2: It's all expeditions, sending another paintress to paint more numbers.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking crazy. We flip it one time and
Speaker 2: it's to McDonald's. It's too it's two butts, and that's
Speaker 2: too fucking hilarious. We flip it over, we.
Speaker 6: Turn it down, we flip it upside down, and everybody.
Speaker 2: Who's e.
Speaker 1: Dies, no is he?
Speaker 2: So we'll save it. We'll save the world. I love you,
Speaker 2: you do it. You're the best.
Speaker 4: Oh what the hell, I'm celebrating Trump's b that's the
Speaker 4: AI in my computer being like, yeah.
Speaker 1: That just sounds like a better idea for being honest.
Speaker 2: I actually would like the idea. Let's let's let's contact
Speaker 2: Sandfall yeah and be like, hey, could you uh DLC
Speaker 2: You know, I know you probably weren't planning doing anything
Speaker 2: like this, but.
Speaker 4: Trump might be over actually kind of yeah, might be
Speaker 4: over there, wouldn't be a Trump DLC unfortunately, although that
Speaker 4: would be great.
Speaker 10: They're smuggling neverrons across the border. They're showing up in
Speaker 10: big boats every what the gestrials are don't worry? Yeah,
Speaker 10: why would I answer that?
Speaker 2: Also, I'm like, what the experience the world?
Speaker 1: This town is really interesting, even the only first time
Speaker 1: I've been here, I'm six hours old. What then is
Speaker 1: this experience the world?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've got a big guy over there, Eskia.
Speaker 12: I call him ASKI gang because he's just a big
Speaker 12: fat homosexual.
Speaker 1: Hey Trump, don't touch me.
Speaker 2: Don't touch me.
Speaker 1: Fucking touch me, you fucking weird person. You don't touch me,
Speaker 1: you little French frag.
Speaker 6: I mean cigarettes.
Speaker 2: I don't mean what. I don't like to say. Some
Speaker 2: people like this. People like to say some people. Some
Speaker 2: people are saying, I got a friend. He's a big
Speaker 2: introduces the concept that says some people are here's common
Speaker 2: to get real. He was like, I know this guy.
Speaker 2: He's a very very rich guy, rich rich rich guy,
Speaker 2: very powerful man, a business man. And I he takes
Speaker 2: this is the thing that he said earlier drug this uh,
Speaker 2: this fat drug he takes.
Speaker 4: He's talking about ozembic and he's like, I know this
Speaker 4: billionaire and he takes the fat drug, the fat shot,
Speaker 4: and it's not working.
Speaker 1: He went and loved that he took it.
Speaker 2: It was like it was only like eighty five dollars
Speaker 2: there what But then he came back here and it
Speaker 2: was a thousand dollars and he was like, hey, Nonnie,
Speaker 2: what am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing?
Speaker 1: Fucking did he actually say this?
Speaker 2: He actually did say this. He basically did paraphrasing a
Speaker 2: little bit, but he's parphrasing im to be fair, but
Speaker 2: not No, I'm not. But he did. He did. What
Speaker 2: was the point of him doing that? I think because
Speaker 2: he's talking about the.
Speaker 4: Drug thing that he's gonna do or he's gonna like, uh,
Speaker 4: make uh drugs cheaper here because we're tak being taken
Speaker 4: advantage of, which, by the way, is price control, which
Speaker 4: is something that they literally didn't.
Speaker 2: Want shut that they Congress tried multiple times. They were
Speaker 2: successful with the insulin yes, under bike for thirty bucks, right,
Speaker 2: and then they were like no whenever, okay, God please no, no,
Speaker 2: I uh stop it heard it's not good. He's not
Speaker 2: gonna fix anything going.
Speaker 12: They're smuggling o zempic in Nevron's in de lumire, Renoir,
Speaker 12: where are you?
Speaker 2: Where are you? Where's that black guy that died on
Speaker 2: the beach? What happened to fuck?
Speaker 6: He died immediately, thank god?
Speaker 2: And like I'm not Renoir. He died on the beach.
Speaker 2: He died like a dog. Please. He dies so fast.
Speaker 2: It's really sad hes mad sentence. Ye, he's like he
Speaker 2: does like he does, he does exactly, he does like anyway,
Speaker 2: he's like, follow me this way. He protects you from dying,
Speaker 2: and he gets killed.
Speaker 4: It's everybody gets killed me at the beginning, at the
Speaker 4: beginning of that game.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. And that's not where it was, by the way,
Speaker 2: it's like literally.
Speaker 1: Like the very it's rough.
Speaker 2: It's very beginning, you know, might be whatever.
Speaker 4: Let's read the names now where we can go over
Speaker 4: to patron of concess a snark tank. I want to
Speaker 4: play really badly, go overround whatever. There's there's tears over there.
Speaker 4: When all gets your early access or ad free five dollars,
Speaker 4: give you a question around on the show, twenty five
Speaker 4: gets you your name right at the end of the show.
Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna do. Now you sound empty. I'm tired, man,
Speaker 2: I'm hungry. Hot in here. It really was so fucking
Speaker 2: hot this weekend. It was crazy. Oh yeah, heat, we
Speaker 2: had a heat wave this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna drop twenty five degrees tonight. Yeah good,
Speaker 1: it's kind of silly.
Speaker 2: Help the heat wave. It was like high nineties and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4: Cool, yeah, immediately unbearable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see what temperature is gonna be tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Let me fuck you degrees.
Speaker 1: It says thing, you should kill yourself. That's interesting, that's
Speaker 1: badass interesting, curious read the Nate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been thinking about that. Fucking uh the enfeebled
Speaker 4: Louis Armstrong. Oh, from the beginning of like the in
Speaker 4: the recent episode, I forgot what I said.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know you're like I did? I did? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's you survived the class. That's what Ye's all right? Strange.
Speaker 2: My vision is fun. I can't see you breathe melting.
Speaker 2: I only see infrared line. It's like a fucking predators,
Speaker 2: literally a monster. He probably looks like, what to.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything? Why?
Speaker 2: Because I have? I haven't really alien versus the preadtor
Speaker 2: has been fun, but I haven't enjoyed Predators standalone like
Speaker 2: I have, don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to beat.
Speaker 2: It looks stupid of me. I'm sorry, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I heard it sounds really stupid to me. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just a predator. If they came to like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then but then something my grandma like fights him,
Speaker 1: right or something, some fucking it.
Speaker 4: Would make a predator movie. That's just jeffy Epstein hopping
Speaker 4: through the trees.
Speaker 2: I'm it should be predators.
Speaker 1: I'm so on board.
Speaker 2: It's fucking hunt sexual predators, Pizza dance or whatever. Pizza dance,
Speaker 2: Pizza Dean? Who are who the notorious ones? Did he that?
Speaker 2: Some fogel?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say some British guy. I can't remember
Speaker 2: his name, Jimmy Savile. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: Remember I was just looking at I was just like
Speaker 4: watching a video about that recently. I've seen it before,
Speaker 4: but like I was like, oh, yeah, I remember that again,
Speaker 4: Jimmy Savile. He was like this really famous, like uh,
Speaker 4: I think, like I don't even he was a public
Speaker 4: figure in Britain, but he was like beloved. Everybody loved
Speaker 4: him and he was like you had a show.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think we're interacted with kids.
Speaker 4: And then he died and then everything came out about him,
Speaker 4: so he didn't even he did even face consequences. They
Speaker 4: had a statue dedicated him, and then they tore it down.
Speaker 4: I mean, to their credit, they did tear it down.
Speaker 4: They weren't like, well, it's our history.
Speaker 2: It's our history. It's our history. You know the statues,
Speaker 2: these monuments and these monsters, it's our history.
Speaker 6: I love looking up at giant Pewter pedophiles.
Speaker 1: It's a nice idiom or illiteration.
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, Pewter pedophile. Anyway, I'm gonna read the names. Now,
Speaker 4: count me down, three two, yes you did?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Three stop three two one delta gamma. You don't do this,
Speaker 2: don't put me, don't do this. We actually touch your penis?
Speaker 7: What you do?
Speaker 2: I beat the shit out of you. Don't touch my
Speaker 2: penuts the fuck. But that was way more intensive it
Speaker 2: was supposed to be. Yeah, who I felt like I
Speaker 2: was in two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: Again, Why would you be touching my penis? If you
Speaker 1: touch my piece, I better open your mouth up. Look man,
Speaker 1: And there's no context?
Speaker 2: What what if? Literally I'm walking, I'm walking right, And
Speaker 2: then I slip and you know, naturally you want to
Speaker 2: grab on or something Accidentally, Not only do I take
Speaker 2: your shorts down, and but I somehow like I get
Speaker 2: another grab, you know, So I take the shorts down
Speaker 2: and then I grab grab you a little bit, and
Speaker 2: I don't I don't hold on, but I do grab
Speaker 2: it a little bit. I realize what I'm touching and
Speaker 2: then I stop. Yeah, I'd be like, man, this is
Speaker 2: this is a path. It's like you can it's like
Speaker 2: a path of no return. Are you sure you want
Speaker 2: to activate this choice? Because I can either overreact to funk,
Speaker 2: but then I'm just homophobia. That's my new class. Now
Speaker 2: I'm homophobe. Or I can possibly a murderer, or I
Speaker 2: could just be like it's all right, But then I
Speaker 2: don't know, I know what to happen again? What happens again? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it would have to recreate it because, you know,
Speaker 2: because we would talent on the podcast and people need
Speaker 2: to see this people. Why do people keep falling into
Speaker 2: my calling? Is that? Is that Christian j Luke g
Speaker 2: Luke Pard. I was watching TG actually and he was
Speaker 2: behaving like that was really weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh.
Speaker 2: The next generation? Oh my god, Okay. I was watching
Speaker 2: that and then Bard it was like going, like Captain,
Speaker 2: that show is really good. Just start trying to acting
Speaker 2: is pretty. I don't know. YEA King and Queen's The
Speaker 2: Next Generation is really good. I love that show.
Speaker 1: That was my grandma's Grandma That's one of my grandpa's
Speaker 1: favorite television shows. It's good it was a Star Trek
Speaker 1: guy instead a Star Wars guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you want, yeah, Like as far
Speaker 2: as a show, it's I mean, it's just it's good.
Speaker 1: It's a good It's a.
Speaker 2: Great background show to just put it on and let
Speaker 2: it run and just kind of dip in and out
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: And I watched Targate with him a little bit. But
Speaker 1: then he died Stargate Stargate x J nine, who died,
Speaker 1: My grandpa? He love, he loved like he died watching Stargate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he tried to not.
Speaker 1: I think he had a heart attack or something like that.
Speaker 1: Something soning crazy while watching. He probably saw like a
Speaker 1: transperson to start. He was like, I can't do with this,
Speaker 1: this this is too far left for me.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, Delta Gamma on my Willie till
Speaker 4: I Wonka. I was conservative then I watched Chris Now
Speaker 4: I hate Florida all left pipeline. Squimp is bugs, squimp
Speaker 4: just as squimp as bugs. Uh, Clamuel Esquire the third you, Sir,
Speaker 4: guild Master Mally Malibu, colchedra Ed Drass. I saw a
Speaker 4: billboard for Temple's podcast on a highway near Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 4: That makes sense, Colin Moriarty, I forgot about this a
Speaker 4: little among us character somehow drawn through text.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you did that. No, don't click
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: So Perry just sent me a thing, Perry Hull, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pry me a thing.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that the podcast.
Speaker 4: That's oh yeah, that's right he did because he did
Speaker 4: that crazy art for us a while.
Speaker 2: He saw Buffer like a license plate and it said
Speaker 2: Bateman or something that he thought it said, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the here? In fact, I got to
Speaker 2: hit him up. I forgot that. Uh he moved. I
Speaker 2: wish he didn't move.
Speaker 4: He's such a cool guy who moved when we just
Speaker 4: got out here. It's funny. He was living in the
Speaker 4: Avalon when I got he moved.
Speaker 1: He moved, and we moved to Bourbank, like when we
Speaker 1: got to Bourbank. Yes, he moved immediately, which.
Speaker 2: Sucks specifically because you got there. I landed.
Speaker 4: He was like, fuck this, I dang, dude, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Cool dude, he's a great guy. Calmo already, I am
Speaker 4: going to kill a reversion of the Mortar. If I
Speaker 4: was a gay man, I would I would suck a
Speaker 4: suck dick all day long. I'd suck a dick.
Speaker 2: That's nice, it's good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Case and my son, Oh Kingston, my song.
Speaker 2: Why are your co hosts so gay?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Why? I'm just learning. I don't I don't want to
Speaker 2: be mean or anything, but like, don't we cook those
Speaker 2: I think they're filming or fucking? What do you think
Speaker 2: are both? What is that? It's jack Quade and and
Speaker 2: it's been filming filming.
Speaker 4: They got the middle finger up, so they're clearly filming.
Speaker 4: That's what that means. Whenever they cast the boys.
Speaker 2: Have their middle that men. I thought that men like
Speaker 2: this is going up someone's ass.
Speaker 4: No, this means this is a symbol not every justus
Speaker 4: sexual Derek, my gosh, maybe to you, I get turned
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 2: Every single thing possible step trying to break my fucking worldview.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit of a goon lord.
Speaker 1: One would say, I'm a goon supremacist.
Speaker 4: Two rats in a trench coat, Kingston's dad manipulating the
Speaker 4: geopolitical landscape, thus causing Jitler in the Jersey JEBBL to
Speaker 4: team up and annihilate Israel PM candidate for the ultra thieves?
Speaker 4: Who's the candidate for the ultra thieves?
Speaker 2: A fuck? Where are the ultra thieves from? Oh? The
Speaker 2: fucking Australia? Right, yeah, the l who's the candidate for
Speaker 2: the have to be Australian? Is that works?
Speaker 4: I saw this video of this This I don't know actually,
Speaker 4: but like I saw I saw this video earlier today
Speaker 4: of like this Australian dad and his daughter like feeding
Speaker 4: some Australian bird and was like, really cute and then
Speaker 4: he pans over to a h a baby kangaroo.
Speaker 2: It's really cute.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, this is propaganda as fuck, man, This
Speaker 4: is not Australia. Cannot be like this. Where's the spider
Speaker 4: with a fucking rape whistle? Look?
Speaker 1: Is this the jumble to us? Like I talked to
Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends that I played cards
Speaker 1: that are like from different parts of the world. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: America just seems like hell with black people in it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, nice, Wait, what are you saying
Speaker 1: black people like because you don't have that over here.
Speaker 2: They don't have They killed all the Aborigines, that's true.
Speaker 2: The dark said people are all bred they all got
Speaker 2: bred out, or like that's a weird way to say
Speaker 2: that kill them all. Well, they're saying it's like hell.
Speaker 2: That is a weird thing to say, because you can
Speaker 2: it's I guess they assume black people wouldn't be in Hell.
Speaker 2: It just happened to be here too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a crazy thing. It's Bill Cosby exists. He's
Speaker 4: the Hell Lord, you see whatever.
Speaker 2: It only would make sense if they were saying like
Speaker 2: America is like Australia is Hell, and America is healthy
Speaker 2: hell with black people. So it's like if you're doing
Speaker 2: like some sort of comparison, does that makes it worse better?
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 4: It's a weird thing to single out when there's so
Speaker 4: many other things that are unique here that make it work.
Speaker 2: You know, I know it's weird. It's hell worse with
Speaker 2: black people without black people. What do you mean it's hell?
Speaker 2: I guess it's the game. Everybody's just getting tortured.
Speaker 4: Everybody's everybody has their own Hell, presume everybody's getting is that?
Speaker 2: How are we going off? The Lord that there's rings
Speaker 2: and everyone's getting like butt fucked on depending on what
Speaker 2: they do. Hello, I'm not gonna whatever.
Speaker 4: Derek the Derek, The Derek Pilot has been going on
Speaker 4: for so long. I'm waiting for the Derek for the
Speaker 4: Derek series.
Speaker 2: You ever heard that joke before? No, No, that's actually
Speaker 2: the first time. It's actually kind of surprising a joke.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: I usually hear things about planes like you did not
Speaker 2: love it? Yes, yes, When I tell people my nafe
Speaker 2: Derek piloted the plates, you did pilot all three of
Speaker 2: them dirty terrorists, and they actually call it cops. I
Speaker 2: mean ship. I've I've been in many interrogation rooms. It's
Speaker 2: quite happynience. Weird. You hear a Massan guy killed by
Speaker 2: ice or something? Oh, yeah, ice got him, Yeah, something
Speaker 2: like that. I saw like a thumbnail and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not watching this. It's an hour and then I
Speaker 2: which I forgot about this. I forgot about this. It
Speaker 2: led me to a related video of Hassan apparently reacted
Speaker 2: to the content nuke. Finally, Oh yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: it says. The thumbnail says de arming the content nuke
Speaker 2: eight hours and fifty minutes, Part one, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't do this, but I clicked the dots and
Speaker 2: put not interested, because you know, normally I just don't
Speaker 2: click on things, right, Yeah, I was just like, get
Speaker 2: this so fucking far away from me? Is the second
Speaker 2: one I know?
Speaker 4: And eight hour Part one is fucking hysterical because it's like,
Speaker 4: I really cannot imagine. I really can't imagine sitting through
Speaker 4: something like that.
Speaker 2: It's unwatchable, Like there's you can't like I must. I
Speaker 2: just even if you somebody, some freak I guess, will
Speaker 2: take out all the parts that stitch you together and
Speaker 2: make it like.
Speaker 4: I would rather be encased than boiling snow hot water. No, no,
Speaker 4: fuck it is it is ice that is boiling to
Speaker 4: the touch. I guess it's that dry ice something. It's
Speaker 4: something that could only exist metaphysically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm totally on board. Yeah, that shit, it's a
Speaker 2: nine hour beat this as part one. That's that's my hell, dude.
Speaker 2: It is fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Swen spits on black people while shitting erect uh resurrecting
Speaker 4: mister Rogers as a margin. So he's just evil enough
Speaker 4: to kill the right people. It's crazy Berserker Broley, big
Speaker 4: bouncy backside the Sloker two. Why so Dirpy won't Smith?
Speaker 2: What will oh.
Speaker 4: Gay gay Derek Salty scrotum sauce. I'm Kingston's Drad. I
Speaker 4: say white power when I when you what the fucking oh.
Speaker 2: I'm Kingson Strad. I say white power when I China
Speaker 2: man chop, When I China man Chop. I don't know
Speaker 2: what that means? Is that I don't know?
Speaker 4: Dude, Okay, you're asking somebody with just this little context
Speaker 4: as you. Kanye West new version of Flash Knights was
Speaker 4: called Bashing Jewish.
Speaker 2: Jewish.
Speaker 4: Jewish go says, oh, oh, that's so dumb. I just
Speaker 4: understood what that is Jewish Goku says ove over, Oh
Speaker 4: not bad. It's something I really understand it until I
Speaker 4: finished saying it out loud. All damn yeah, all Gooner's
Speaker 4: fire fire at will glaze their randy rears.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 4: Calmori alarady domination, Calmori already Derek Now Travin is in
Speaker 4: his nashtag Graham straight Huan the urinal calinor he already
Speaker 4: check out the band Tricot, specifically their audio tree performance.
Speaker 2: It's the best example of math rock. Just thought.
Speaker 4: Just fought a nine year old woman at the park.
Speaker 4: Nine year old woman.
Speaker 2: It's a crazy thing to say. Yeah, justifying make you
Speaker 2: feel better, that's.
Speaker 4: Fucking that's really funny. Actually they have like beating up
Speaker 4: a child and it's like, eleven year old.
Speaker 1: Man, there you go, whatever you gotta do to stay alive.
Speaker 4: Man, this fucking I was walking down the street and
Speaker 4: this fucking eight year old man stared at me just
Speaker 4: like I wouldn't stop staring. Oh it's probably eight.
Speaker 2: We kicked him. I fucking my roundhouse. Is his face off?
Speaker 2: So naturally I I just blue rising in his face.
Speaker 1: You just walk with that ship this little boy's face.
Speaker 4: I have a little capsule of rice and everywhere I go,
Speaker 4: just in case I need a quick out.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's good, that's not bad.
Speaker 4: I like that actually leaking pre uh Calinmary Already squared, blonde,
Speaker 4: blue eyed German Man applying for Sweet's position to gentrify
Speaker 4: the podcast, I would say the N word with a
Speaker 4: little a little less than him hired, hired. No, if
Speaker 4: you'll work for infinitely less, you're hired. Uh, there's no
Speaker 4: limit to the pay cut. It's like, it is crazy.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: In fact, at a certain point you're gonna be paying
Speaker 4: us to work here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there might be.
Speaker 1: You might owe us in taxes. You have back taxes.
Speaker 1: Do you need to pay us?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's crazy, sorry loser, Yeah, I like that. Calin Mourria
Speaker 4: already woke Marxist Pope. My ass is full of piss.
Speaker 4: Help thug Zilla versus Kingston's dad losing all my friends
Speaker 4: in the custody battle. Colin Moriarty swing confused between his
Speaker 4: hallucinations and life. Calin Moriarty, Kingston's dad convinced Kanye to
Speaker 4: be anti Semitic. Jack WFM Ultra Mega dumb, stupid and
Speaker 4: idiotic Beatles going X games mode against.
Speaker 2: The big gay bug invasions hate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't like those beetle ones all that much?
Speaker 4: And I say, hey, it's a batty boy kind today.
Speaker 4: Calin Mouria already Sween be like Beliger twin powers.
Speaker 2: Activate shape of.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is the shape of big black retard?
Speaker 4: Derek will be like form of com.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not sure form of com.
Speaker 4: That's embarrassing. I would never transform into com Yeah, what
Speaker 4: is that? I only it's only a fucking cringe loser
Speaker 4: would transform in to come like that.
Speaker 2: How about a sperm? Fuck?
Speaker 1: That's pretty base cool. What if I turned into a coma?
Speaker 1: I turned into them? That's about assimilated person and then
Speaker 1: I'm the cum that gets chosen to Does it become
Speaker 1: another me?
Speaker 4: There goes Cocks again, talking about cub like he always
Speaker 4: talks little Gate, my little body man, baby boy, and
Speaker 4: my little comuloidmuloid.
Speaker 2: It's really fuck uh.
Speaker 4: I will press charges over Kingston's Kingston molesting me big
Speaker 4: meaty stings. Kingson's dad caused the permian extinction. My bean,
Speaker 4: my my bnar is large.
Speaker 2: Trust me.
Speaker 4: And the man who's handies in our back to her
Speaker 4: and forever dandy Tom pooped the bed Sweeney.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Would you rather give birth to Purtice O'Neil every day
Speaker 4: or eat a vacant food once that's free it's insade?
Speaker 2: Wait food delicious? What the fuck would I rather have
Speaker 2: delicious food or birth a giant man every day? Every day?
Speaker 2: O'Neil is a very large human being.
Speaker 4: I do feel like it's closer than an you think
Speaker 4: it is?
Speaker 2: Uh in what direction?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Because am I delighted to birth Neil. It's actually a
Speaker 2: great feeling. Oh that se see Now you got me thinking,
Speaker 2: Now you got me, My mind is open. Finally I'm
Speaker 2: going with me. I think I White Birds producer.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: Heath Smoker, Heath Smoker calling calling MORI already collboy already.
Speaker 2: Kids, cowboy already up a better man than you, Rick.
Speaker 4: Dave Blunt's getting stuck in an elevator for real. Episode
Speaker 4: four hundred is Lily Jojo and Chris's cum sock.
Speaker 2: That's mean damn you still got cum socks? Man? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 2: of course I'm wearing them right now. That's why I
Speaker 2: a moment stand up. That's crazy. They give me extra
Speaker 2: reinforcement in the winter. I would not feel good to
Speaker 2: be wearing my shoes in your house. Your house, so
Speaker 2: would I. I would just be like, dude, that's you
Speaker 2: buy other socks.
Speaker 4: I've never come in a song that the prospect of
Speaker 4: it was really unappealing to me.
Speaker 2: It's not. I feel like when tissue is really easy accessible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like why why?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cum socks when like I would have spare socks for that.
Speaker 1: They never touched my feet. Again, you bought socks, You
Speaker 1: bought bought socks. I had socks that I used for socks,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, these are gonna be my
Speaker 1: cum socks.
Speaker 2: Now they're a little worn out. See. My thing is like,
Speaker 2: you know, like usually people's bathrooms are pretty close to
Speaker 2: their rooms.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, why not just grab
Speaker 1: like some tissue now you have, Like I.
Speaker 4: Was, my bathroom was in another building. Way bro, my
Speaker 4: bathrooms in another building.
Speaker 2: Sorry, all right, fair enough.
Speaker 4: Dave Blunt's stage dive tsunami.
Speaker 2: I think I might cancel his tour. Well, yes, but
Speaker 2: like why would he cancel from being so out of shape?
Speaker 2: When he was like meeting fans, he got sick because naturally, right,
Speaker 2: you're meeting a bunch of people, and so, uh he
Speaker 2: ended up in the hospital. So we'll see, like, oh
Speaker 2: damn what happens, which, honestly, it would actually make me
Speaker 2: feel better because like I was already contemplating on uh,
Speaker 2: trying to get my money back because I feel a
Speaker 2: little weird that He's all, oh, I'm supporting Kanye, and
Speaker 2: I'm like uh, this is kind of this is kind
Speaker 2: of like weird, like ethically, like this is not okay
Speaker 2: for me to go to the show anymore. Yeah, good
Speaker 2: ethics ships away like it' huh.
Speaker 4: Anyway, A little high, little low, come a little a
Speaker 4: little little cum, little blow Disney's.
Speaker 2: That's so gay man.
Speaker 1: That's so gay man. That's all right, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: It's not terrible. I've heard worse. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 2: gay things happening before it happened. It's the penis I
Speaker 2: can see. That's so game. It's so deep and burried
Speaker 2: aside me yeay, yep, I'm gay.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew the song. I can't, like, I
Speaker 2: can't hear what you guys are doing. Yay, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That was super There's nothing specialbout that because I know
Speaker 2: everyone would have done that exact same. I know, but
Speaker 2: it is funny. It's not it makes me sad. I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know what you guys did. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: listen to it the whole song.
Speaker 1: You can make a gamer, so that song I could
Speaker 1: be the next gay cover.
Speaker 2: You sound like it's something I fucking type that so game.
Speaker 2: It I love. I love what my brain does that.
Speaker 2: That's a raven theme.
Speaker 1: You could see into some peenist, you could see into
Speaker 1: the future.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to get to the end though.
Speaker 2: That's so gay, man. It's the pen. It's I can see.
Speaker 2: It's so pen it's sayings at me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm gay.
Speaker 1: I used to love Apparently that was one of the
Speaker 1: most popular Disney shows ever.
Speaker 2: That makes it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't, I don't. I watched the ship ton
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I love the show, but I didn't think, like,
Speaker 1: I didn't think people were watching.
Speaker 2: It like that.
Speaker 4: You know, that's where everybody that I knew, And yeah,
Speaker 4: that's where Orlando Brown from Fremous, Corey from Corey in.
Speaker 2: The House is from Brown, right, he's all funked up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that wasn't Corey. Orlando Brown was Eddie. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait so that's a different show. No, it's the same show,
Speaker 4: but like Corey Corey. Yeah, Kyle Massy is Corey.
Speaker 2: He's from that.
Speaker 4: Messy yeah famous because really it was Kyle mass Shooter,
Speaker 4: but he had to change it.
Speaker 1: That's fucking so crazy. That's so insane.
Speaker 2: Said, you're not gonna get fired this town with that name. Kid,
Speaker 2: you got some talent, but you can't walk around with
Speaker 2: that name? What about Cale Messy? Sure? Whatever, Warmer, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Super Little Black Visy, don't talk to Underache woman later
Speaker 1: on your life.
Speaker 2: Should make it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should make a spin off of that's so
Speaker 4: raven called I don't know. That's so like I don't
Speaker 4: know Eddie or something and uh and he has visions
Speaker 4: of the past.
Speaker 1: So memory you an idiot, you fucking jack.
Speaker 2: He's like hion of the past.
Speaker 4: He's like outside and he's going he's about he's having
Speaker 4: dementia inside and he's gonna go.
Speaker 2: He's gonna go see a movie with his friends.
Speaker 4: And then it just and then it's just the camera
Speaker 4: goes into his eye and then it's just like a
Speaker 4: six year old him falling off a ladder. And then
Speaker 4: it cuts back to the show and it has no
Speaker 4: bearing on anything because it's so far in the past.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I fell off a ladder when I
Speaker 2: was six. He's like, yeah, anyway, we're gonna see the movie.
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1: So he just has dementia, you know, he just remembers.
Speaker 2: He just remembered. That's it. That's his power. She remember
Speaker 2: not even well.
Speaker 4: Well, finally a TV show that answers the A Joeld question,
Speaker 4: what would a person do if they could remember?
Speaker 2: I feel like if you pitched that show, you would
Speaker 2: get the piss be like I think like like exacts
Speaker 2: and stuff, would actually like pick up their chairs and
Speaker 2: the executives not beating you a paddle to have on
Speaker 2: them for some reason.
Speaker 4: The executives would literally they would quietly, they would like
Speaker 4: they would hear you, and they would you'd be in
Speaker 4: the room and that you'd be like, so that's my
Speaker 4: pitch for that's so Eddie or whatever. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: this is how exactly how it would go. I would
Speaker 4: be like, he would completely undress down to his.
Speaker 1: Underwear, charge you.
Speaker 2: Like he's so he's so predical, He's his visage looks different,
Speaker 2: Like he looks like not a person.
Speaker 4: I think that Dan Henschell guy, the dude who like
Speaker 4: fucking paints himself and does all those weird videos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I say that video right of him coming
Speaker 2: on his phone first, that was the first thing that
Speaker 2: I saw on this show. You panned the thing and
Speaker 2: then showed him coming on the camera, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that better not be real. It's probably that guy. That
Speaker 2: guy's committed.
Speaker 1: That guy's he's playing crazy when he's gonna be lost.
Speaker 1: What is this baby's name again?
Speaker 4: Loaf son Loaf. There's a couple other ones too.
Speaker 2: He's definitely sick. He's crazy.
Speaker 4: I saw him dresses Jesus hanging himself, and it like
Speaker 4: pissed off a bunch of conservatives, of course, even though
Speaker 4: he's clearly like, look, I don't know where he leans politically,
Speaker 4: but he's clearly not like playing favorites really like he
Speaker 4: kind of does whatever.
Speaker 2: He's just some fucking crazy ass. He's just like an
Speaker 2: actual crazy person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I can't believe people are dressing like Jesus,
Speaker 4: and it's like this guy is insane. First off, that's
Speaker 4: like saying, oh I can't believe I can't believe someone
Speaker 4: out there killed a child.
Speaker 2: You know, Like, what do you mean? Of course he's sick.
Speaker 2: What do you knew? Just so, you fucking new, fucking
Speaker 2: baby selective. Oh I'm mad now for once, and then
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be mad about literally anything ever again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everything else is fine, everything else, everything else in my
Speaker 2: life is so fucking peachy. But now I saw this
Speaker 2: dumb comedian. Oh, I'm so mad.
Speaker 4: No one's gonna I hate that people like to dress
Speaker 4: as Jesus.
Speaker 2: It's just the most highly offensive thing ever. While this
Speaker 2: motherfucker's at a church fucking a child? How dare you
Speaker 2: Kevin Durant's field? Hold on, I'm crazy, I'm busy the pop.
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Speaker 4: was Christoph Raymond Gunther. Do Marcellus Wallace and but they
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Speaker 2: read it like I'm pretty fucking I'm okay bout the boy.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty from okay. His assholes to.
Speaker 2: Come was spilling out. If you if they panned the
Speaker 2: camera down, go down.
Speaker 1: It's somebody's dropping a bunch of ice smoked.
Speaker 2: Then fucking Z's like up there, just fucking he's just
Speaker 2: he's laughing up. He's still alive. You know my TV live?
Speaker 4: Fuck you, I'm paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants.
Speaker 4: What happened to the Halo show video?
Speaker 2: It's a I got it. I have I have it.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I have the master. Oh you have it.
Speaker 2: You stole it. Yeah, I have it. Dang, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I saw it.
Speaker 1: Actually, I gave it a Kojima.
Speaker 2: I'm actually really worried.
Speaker 4: I'm scared of it because it's so long, and I'm
Speaker 4: like worried that, like my computer's not gonna be able
Speaker 4: to render.
Speaker 2: All of it?
Speaker 1: Is it eight hours and fifty minutes?
Speaker 2: It's not. It's not several hours. It's less, but it's
Speaker 2: not much less it was.
Speaker 4: It was over too and I cut it down to
Speaker 4: about an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah's a's a lot of cutting. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of cut out, all the second scenes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I cut out all the sex scenes.
Speaker 2: I cut out.
Speaker 1: Is there like a fifteen minutes opening homage to Master
Speaker 1: Chief's penis?
Speaker 4: Now with the but I do you want to film
Speaker 4: something at some point? I mean not today certainly, but
Speaker 4: like with you guys for it. I'll let you guys
Speaker 4: know what it is to do the.
Speaker 2: Halo theme showing showing his uh, his penis. You know,
Speaker 2: it's just going in a circle and the theme song
Speaker 2: is tien decibel's louder, louder than like any you talking
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: I have an idea, right, okay, great, Well the idea
Speaker 1: is this right? It's pretty much an image of master's
Speaker 1: penis spinning around and then he comes, but he's spinning
Speaker 1: so fast that it looks like a halo.
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Speaker 2: And now who's going on?
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Speaker 4: so we must go splode all the children. Michael Vick
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Speaker 4: They know how to swim.
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Speaker 4: and pray to God every day for a new Vegas remaster.
Speaker 4: That'll happen.
Speaker 2: That'll get it. You'll get it eventually.
Speaker 4: Although that game is apparently like I mean, I I
Speaker 4: do notice that it runs fucking horribly. Yeah, they gotta
Speaker 4: fix that ship.
Speaker 2: They'll figure it out. Yeah, it'll be out in like
Speaker 2: twenty thirty. Yeah, Oblivion Remastered remastered. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The centurion commanding the one hundred guys against the gorilla.
Speaker 2: The centurion.
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Speaker 4: for Sween hunting tear.
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Speaker 4: show that he's evil. Now, fuck, it's curious. It's curious timing.
Speaker 4: What does samming you mean by this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we must examine this something.
Speaker 7: Uh.
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Speaker 4: I they don't understand that. They don't understand the things
Speaker 4: I say on Twitter. Uh the First Church of Columar
Speaker 4: You already for drinking? David fucking Kingston's grandma.
Speaker 2: Uh what, I don't know, man, what what is that look? Man? Like?
Speaker 2: Like smashing or like are they upset? Like fucking Kingston's grandma.
Speaker 4: I think it's smashing, but like because I got because
Speaker 4: I gotta get that devented Wrinkley granny snatch. He says, Oh, well,
Speaker 4: so I think that that kind of sells.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you did. You certainly a choice. That is
Speaker 2: an interesting I guess this is the same person that
Speaker 2: wants her on the show.
Speaker 4: No, because somebody else said that.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, he pledged twice.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious, isn't he He has twenty five dollars tiers.
Speaker 1: To say both those.
Speaker 2: Thus that's crazy.
Speaker 4: As asked Creed enter anis Sweeney tearing it up in
Speaker 4: a bowl of coslaw demon days is now actually twenty
Speaker 4: years old?
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Das Goopy Kanye stole the action the action nword thing
Speaker 4: like two days after that episode got posted.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on, Eileen by the by Dexia's mid
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Speaker 4: that'd be amazing some some dumbass sorry miss Jackson, badly
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Speaker 4: wovering his lowering weaponing his lower I said, lowering his
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Speaker 2: One and routing out our list. Oh my god, we
Speaker 2: did it, we did it.
Speaker 4: We got through somehow. I'm so fucking hungry.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, what was that is that? That's treck?
Speaker 2: That's it's counting crows counting? Come? Yeah, count coming? Crazy?
Speaker 2: Is it counting counting? Come? Or coming?
Speaker 1: Crows counting?
Speaker 2: Come? Counting? Come?
Speaker 1: Because I like the is also crazy. I saw the
Speaker 1: biggest foot.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a raven because they didn't look they didn't
Speaker 2: have like the like the raven was a little bit different.
Speaker 2: But it was as big as a fucking raven.
Speaker 12: It was.
Speaker 1: I was at the gym. It was the biggest, dude,
Speaker 1: it had to have been. I was just like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is that they lived back home? One landed
Speaker 1: like on my leg and I was fucking mortified because
Speaker 1: they're all over and we're from like all over.
Speaker 9: It.
Speaker 1: It's because those they don't. I forgot which ones are
Speaker 1: the ones that are like hyper social. I think it's
Speaker 1: raven or crows.
Speaker 2: Crows or I've seen I saw a crow this. It
Speaker 2: must have been New York. Barter with a dude that
Speaker 2: has like a like a little stand whatever. It was
Speaker 2: like bartering that. The guy was like offering it food
Speaker 2: or something, and I was like, no, I don't want that,
Speaker 2: and then he off then he offered him like a
Speaker 2: bigger piece, and the crows like yeah, like it took
Speaker 2: like the bigger thing.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what the it fucking landed on me and
Speaker 4: I was like, uh, that's crazy. I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2: You have something you need to tell me. Yeah, you're dad,
Speaker 2: You're dead, and Gage's inside my fucking.
Speaker 4: Eye turns around like this, it's good. You're fucking dead.
Speaker 2: Now either make me.
Speaker 1: Your ally or your fucking rape stiff your raps.
Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna go now, all right, no problem,
Speaker 4: mister Krue.
Speaker 2: I need bye everybody. I need to count and come
Speaker 2: come on, come on,