WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.279 Welcome to the Snart Egg. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:13.160 You're about to teach. 3 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.559 Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Gods, Derek Black, 4 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:21.120 Ben and Tom Sway. 5 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.440 Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and 6 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:38.560 prepare for some blazing glory. Look at that Look at 7 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:39.159 that control. 8 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:49.000 We have that mental fortitude where is already already crazy. 9 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:51.079 You've been studying for years to this was your moment. 10 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:53.200 We've we've been the people in the audience don't know this. 11 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:57.600 We've actually been planning a reveal uh that you know, 12 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:02.439 perfect ancient uh Chi channeling dances. 13 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.920 Yeah, I was, and. 14 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:05.560 Today was gonna be the big debut where you open 15 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:06.040 the show with it. 16 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:09.560 And you're to my eight mile lose yourself moment. Yeah, 17 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:14.719 I was about to kill my kata. I put the 18 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:16.719 the ball the I just didn't know what else. 19 00:01:16.719 --> 00:01:17.439 I got nervous. 20 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:19.439 Yeah, I get it, man. You know you just see 21 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:21.560 the you visualize the dick and balls and then you 22 00:01:21.599 --> 00:01:25.680 just you drop it. Yeah. You you rhyme a house 23 00:01:25.760 --> 00:01:29.480 with stars and you're like, fuck, that isn't rhyme. 24 00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:34.799 Speaking of house, I was watching a house the other day. 25 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:37.079 You're watching house. I was watching house, watching house the 26 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:37.400 other day. 27 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:40.079 It looks like there's an episode in the beginning, like 28 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:42.879 the early seasons, where a child gets abducted by aliens. 29 00:01:43.159 --> 00:01:46.400 Yes, I saw that episode. What sorry, what Joe has. 30 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:48.040 Been binging house? Yeah? 31 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:50.400 Nick has been binging house, dude, And I went over there. 32 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:53.359 I went, which is very weird that both of your 33 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:56.280 binging houses and say that it's very late. Welcome to 34 00:01:56.319 --> 00:02:00.319 Sargank podcast. Amoranth. We we just said Amoranth's name, so 35 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:03.680 she's in the thumbnail there. Ye, it's justified. We got you. 36 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:08.039 But so fucking House. Yeah, let's go back to have 37 00:02:08.080 --> 00:02:09.159 the more interesting subjects. 38 00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:13.199 So Mick was watching House recently. In an episode of 39 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:17.599 House where he says he's fake name for a restaurant 40 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:19.879 was Mick. And I was like, I fucking knew it. 41 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:21.840 I knew it because I think he looks like Mick. 42 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:22.759 What are you talking about? 43 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:23.719 I think House looks like Mick. 44 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:24.560 I think you're racist? 45 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:26.120 How was that racist? 46 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:28.319 Because he did he does not look like how. 47 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:29.840 I don't know how does how does that racist? 48 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:33.400 I don't see it. What do you okay? Oprah? You 49 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:34.280 look like Oprah? 50 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:36.520 No, it's not like that. I think if Mick was 51 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:41.120 I think if Mick was white, he looked like house whatever. 52 00:02:41.199 --> 00:02:43.439 I don't see it, and this is irrelevant. The point 53 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:45.840 he agrees with me, but everybody else doesn't. The point 54 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:48.759 is the person that it is. The point is entertaining you. 55 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.520 He just knows I'm different, and he's not trying to 56 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:51.240 make me feel bad. 57 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.960 He doesn't want to trigger you because he understands that 58 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:56.599 like if you, if you, if you experience that kind 59 00:02:56.599 --> 00:03:01.800 of thing, you'll start attacking him. Started attacking him, dude. 60 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:04.240 So I have to bring this up. The audience doesn't 61 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:07.599 The audience doesn't know this. The audience doesn't know this, 62 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:12.120 But but I was. I was, So I was scouring 63 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:14.400 every now and then I'll watch, especially because I felt 64 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:16.599 like the last two episodes that we did were like 65 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:18.840 I remember laughing a lot during them, and so like 66 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:21.000 I was like looking for certain clips to maybe post 67 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:23.120 to the channel. There's one that we posted on the 68 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:25.479 Instagram that I didn't even realize was as funny as 69 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:28.280 it was, because like, we did the fucking the ooh 70 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.280 red and we both did it at the same time, 71 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:33.039 but I didn't see him because my hands were up 72 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:33.599 and his feet. 73 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:35.759 We didn't know. We didn't even know. That's why I 74 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:38.199 laughed so hard because I was like, I was like, 75 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:41.639 holy shit, it's perfect. It was in perfect sake, but 76 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:43.800 there's absolute. 77 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:49.159 But so I was looking through the episode and for 78 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:52.199 some reason, like I don't even know, like YouTube loaded 79 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:53.360 weird or something, and. 80 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:54.719 It slowed down the video. 81 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:58.080 Oh that's why to like twenty five percent, Like I 82 00:03:58.319 --> 00:04:00.360 don't have that activated normally. 83 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:05.039 Ever. Yeah, and this is Kingston. 84 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:14.319 It is. 85 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:25.439 You sound fucking so crazy. 86 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:27.680 And I saw it. 87 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:33.959 I saw that at like three in the morning, after 88 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.439 like a really long editing session. 89 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:36.240 I was still editing. 90 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:38.120 I just took like a break to like get air, 91 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:43.279 and I looked I saw that, and I fucking I 92 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:48.040 was howling at like three in the morning just watching that. 93 00:04:48.199 --> 00:04:52.439 Oh my god, I sound I sound like that's not 94 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:52.839 even me. 95 00:04:53.079 --> 00:04:55.639 You sound like a drunk clown. 96 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:02.839 Drunk clown that having guys it's about to sexually assault 97 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:08.399 somebody or in the midst of it, he's just having 98 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:12.360 a good time. Persons screaming, flailing like fast. But the 99 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:17.399 clowns just like you fucking what you actually went? He 100 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:22.120 he who that's what he'll have? My laugh slowed down? 101 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.600 He so it must. 102 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:25.720 Be sound like normal. 103 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:27.199 What is the context? 104 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:29.800 You know, it's crazy. I wasn't even curious about it. 105 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:33.480 I really didn't. I don't even know what part of 106 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:37.319 the video that's I thought about that and I was like, 107 00:05:37.319 --> 00:05:41.680 I'm not gonna at the end of this because I 108 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.920 don't know what part of the Yeah, I have no idea. 109 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:44.480 I lost. 110 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:46.079 I lost all sense of like, I don't even know 111 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:48.360 what episode it's from, but she showed it. 112 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:53.319 Oh, I should. I should send it to first thing. 113 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:55.279 That's our only connection. 114 00:05:56.519 --> 00:05:58.680 Laurie follows me for some reason that I don't understand, 115 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:01.000 and my only d M to him is a slowed 116 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.720 down clip of Kingston laughing like a rapist. 117 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:07.680 Man, you should risk it all. 118 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:08.639 I should risk it all. 119 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:11.879 Yeah, dude, really, Uh? Why have you not asked him? 120 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:12.959 Like, hey, man, how'd you find me? 121 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:13.439 I don't know. 122 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:14.959 I think it's just past the point. 123 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:17.319 I mean, I know it's been very nine years. 124 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:18.959 It would be so weird if I was like, hey, 125 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:20.639 you followed me nine years ago. 126 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.879 Yeah, and then he like, somehow the text is in 127 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:29.120 house speak, like you can read it somehow. Yeah, it 128 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:31.720 doesn't matter even if you've never heard of house before. 129 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:33.519 Somebody reads it out loud and the. 130 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:35.360 Starting to Based on your question, it sounds like you 131 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:36.920 have cardiov askul or meticuloma. 132 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:42.519 Like that would not not be the greatest response, though 133 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:45.560 it would be perfect. Hey man, like, uh, I watched 134 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.680 House for quite some time. You know it's a big fan, 135 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:51.079 Like how'd you find me? By the way? And then yeah, 136 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:54.160 his answer his answer is like, you have cancer diagnoses 137 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:56.480 and then he blocks you. 138 00:06:56.879 --> 00:07:01.839 Yeah, you have cancer. By a doctor diagnosing you and 139 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:05.800 then blocking you, your chart must look crazy. 140 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:08.279 That's a great I doesn't even want to touch it. 141 00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:11.000 He's like, I'm out, dude, I'm out. Man. The doctors 142 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.639 are sometimes. I talked to my doctor or nurse practitioner 143 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:17.360 today and what do you mean? Like you just d 144 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:21.279 m him? Well her, I did m. 145 00:07:21.199 --> 00:07:23.360 Her, re examined my personal that's good. 146 00:07:23.399 --> 00:07:25.839 I put a fire emoji on her on her nudes 147 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:27.079 and that's. 148 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:31.199 Crazy seeing your doctor's dudes are a wild in some 149 00:07:31.279 --> 00:07:35.680 sense because they see you kind of how some reciprocation. 150 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:38.279 I'm never naked on my doctor. Do you have a 151 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:40.319 doctor have three? 152 00:07:40.399 --> 00:07:43.279 In fact, do your doctor's never seen like any nude 153 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:45.959 party of you? No? I even cover up my arms 154 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:51.120 and I go my neck. So you walk on the 155 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:53.439 office you're supposed to get a physical, and they're like, 156 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:57.399 I guess, uh, okay, how are you feeling. I drew 157 00:07:57.439 --> 00:08:01.680 my own blood. My blood have a random bag of blood. 158 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:05.639 It's starting to use that hurry up, and you know 159 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:07.959 this was the sandwich was in here before. You know, 160 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:11.160 I don't know if that's gonna matter, but no, my 161 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:11.959 doctor was. 162 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:15.319 Kison goes into the doctor's obviously, you guys, don't worry. 163 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:16.680 I drew my own blood and he hands him a 164 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:18.879 literal drawing. 165 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:22.000 Drawing the blood not well done either. Yeah, it's like 166 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:24.959 that looks more like an amva. It's a very good joke. 167 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:27.519 It's like, oh, I'm working on this on Open Mic night. 168 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:28.399 What do you think of that? 169 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:31.199 Yeah, that's Alfred's I drew you a bath line. It 170 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:34.200 really is from Batman the anime thing. So anyway, you 171 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:35.279 were talking to your doctor. 172 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:39.000 Oh yeah, I was about to give up on that. 173 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:41.840 What are you saying you dying? Yeah, no, it was 174 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:44.679 just one of those things. Yeah, you were. I was 175 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.039 just trying to explain to my dog so there was 176 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:49.960 no confusion, and I ended up confusing her. So let 177 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:52.559 me know, if this is confusing. I was telling her that, oh, 178 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:55.320 I'm having I have this like verical seal thing. It's like, 179 00:08:55.399 --> 00:08:57.879 you know, my my tubes are fucked up connected to 180 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:00.360 one of my my left testicle right and then so 181 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:02.440 well she was like which one is it again? And 182 00:09:02.519 --> 00:09:08.960 I said, from my perspective, my left, but it's your right, sure, 183 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:11.919 And then she was like no, I'm just like which 184 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:14.159 one is it? And I was like, I was like, 185 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:16.480 but my left, but you know, just I want like 186 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:18.519 it's my left, like you know, but I was just 187 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:20.879 saying it was you're right, so it covered all angles, 188 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:22.799 so yeah, I'm not asking for that. And I was 189 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:25.000 like what And I was like wait, wait. 190 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:28.039 Wait, wait, wait wait. 191 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:31.960 It was crazy. I was getting to the point where 192 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:35.720 I was gonna argue with her to be like, why 193 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:39.200 are you rejecting my answer? I don't understand, Like it's but. 194 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:41.360 Happened your balls getting mixed up like all funny, like 195 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:44.440 you know, all wrapped up. It's like my left, your right, 196 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.440 what is the wrong light? You're wrong right? Your your 197 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.559 left is on your right, so your left to them and. 198 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:51.000 I'm asking you, I'm asking if it's the top one 199 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:54.200 or the back of the top or the back. 200 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:57.360 I think I would have switched doctors at that point. 201 00:09:57.480 --> 00:09:58.279 I think I would have been. 202 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:00.679 Like, I'm out of here. It would be disappointing because 203 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:02.960 it's literally a stone's throat for from my apartment, like 204 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:03.720 it just walked there. 205 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:06.159 She just goes like, uh, you go like, yeah, my 206 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:08.720 testicals are all fucked up, and she guys like, it 207 00:10:08.759 --> 00:10:09.440 looks looks fine. 208 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:14.639 They look fine to me. What's the problem the don't 209 00:10:14.639 --> 00:10:15.320 see him mess up? 210 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:18.159 Yeah, doctor, I've been you know, I've been having this 211 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:18.879 horrible pain. 212 00:10:19.039 --> 00:10:19.559 Let me tell you. 213 00:10:19.559 --> 00:10:25.759 Actually squeezes way too hard. He fucking pop. That's crazy, man. 214 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:29.320 I think I think you would pass out immediately, right. 215 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:30.080 I don't think there's. 216 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:33.120 Any way you're turning off. 217 00:10:33.240 --> 00:10:36.519 I think there's no way you're gonna be awake for 218 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:40.679 that experience. I don't I don't know. I've been. 219 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:41.919 I've had my ball squeeze. 220 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:42.240 One time. 221 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:44.039 I got my ball squeezed so bad that way one 222 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:44.759 of them swelled. 223 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:47.879 Why were they squeezed into the ball, into the ball, 224 00:10:47.879 --> 00:10:49.440 Why were they squeezed? And by whom? 225 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:51.679 Don't worry about this, but no, no, no, no, I need this. 226 00:10:51.759 --> 00:10:55.639 It was it was, it was it Hugh, let me 227 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:57.159 check your balls. 228 00:10:57.200 --> 00:11:00.960 Kingston a big fan, just like I thought, breast cancer. 229 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:07.320 And then there's Foreman like, no, man, it can't be. 230 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:10.159 Yes, it can't be bastpasser cit his testicles and then 231 00:11:10.200 --> 00:11:12.360 like they brust up and they take his scrot him 232 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:14.840 and they put it under the microscope. He's got microscopic 233 00:11:14.960 --> 00:11:20.440 breasts on his scrolled him. He's like, by God, bye God, 234 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:24.320 that ketamine freak is right, is right? Don't ever doubt 235 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:27.639 me againting it is he on kenemine or is it 236 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:29.200 like something else percocets. 237 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:31.360 I can't remember which one it is. It might be 238 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:33.399 vico In, Oh, vik I think you're right. I think 239 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:35.440 it's I think it's viking In. But I remember there 240 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:37.200 was a cop trying to bust his ass and call 241 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:39.519 him a drug dealer, and ship I forgot what he 242 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:40.919 did to the cop, but the cop was kind of 243 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:42.080 a dirty prick. Yeah. 244 00:11:42.080 --> 00:11:44.039 That was season sixteen when they when they met each 245 00:11:44.039 --> 00:11:44.919 other in the coliseum. 246 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:49.480 Yeah, and it was like, it's, uh, I've I've had 247 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:53.039 enough of your antics. Damn it. Les, Yeah, it's it's 248 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:53.960 it's it's on. 249 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:56.759 His cane is enchanted. By this point in the show 250 00:12:00.159 --> 00:12:03.240 the idea of House existing for so long that it 251 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:07.559 like becomes like a dragon ball like show where like 252 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:09.639 they have nowhere else to go with it because it's 253 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:12.320 just like it can only be like skin cancer so 254 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:13.080 many times. 255 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:16.159 I built a time machine because I'm bored. I built 256 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:16.840 a time cane. 257 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:17.879 A time cane. 258 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:20.879 He taps it and then it like the only problem 259 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:24.919 is it's like the wabbajack Oh random point, no wind. 260 00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:25.919 And that's a show. 261 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:29.440 That's a fucking awesome show. It just becomes a wishboat. 262 00:12:29.879 --> 00:12:31.039 Is that what the show's about? 263 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:31.159 You? 264 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:35.120 No, it goes back to like before the dinosaurs, like 265 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:38.200 the planet was a fucking Nightmarizona, where it was just 266 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:41.679 like he's dignomied, like it's just all carbon. He's just 267 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:44.879 like choking it. It's like it's it's all like weird 268 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:48.480 giant plants. And then like fucking everything looks like a 269 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:49.320 horseshoe craft. 270 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:52.799 That's a that's far back man. That's not like like 271 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:57.159 when there's probably like the water it hasn't saddled yet. 272 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.279 Like I said, it's just all fucking carbon dioxide. 273 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:01.720 You're not even he has to leave right, Well, I 274 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:04.600 guess House can breed the house figured out, you can, 275 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:05.639 but enough of mountains. 276 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:10.360 The chance he cane allows him to breathe in a vacuum, so. 277 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:14.240 He hits the cane travels, and then the universe is 278 00:13:14.279 --> 00:13:15.120 barely starting. 279 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:18.840 Yeah, the universe. The universe is having a trouble starting. 280 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:23.440 And then he has to diagnosed the problem house is God. 281 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:30.480 Yeah the universe in the universe goes like yeah, yeah, 282 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:33.159 this becomes kind of like you have it's still cancer 283 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:35.600 like that at that point. 284 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:37.600 You have can't you have a universal cancer? You have 285 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:41.840 universe cancer like fun and then like four men's somehow, no, man, 286 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:45.080 it's it's not the house. You're wrong. Yeah, somebody else 287 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:45.559 shows up. 288 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:49.120 It's like like a passing, Like I don't even like, 289 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:54.120 what do you. 290 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:56.600 Some some entity that's entity that you're in your wrong. 291 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:02.799 House and in corporeal comprehensible space cloud like defiantly. 292 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:07.480 How even exalts itself? You know, you don't know what 293 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.120 you're talking about. You you're wrong? And I was like, 294 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:11.480 why what what are they always doubt me? 295 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:13.279 This is high concepts? What do theyways tell me? 296 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:19.320 And this is only season six? He maybe those eight 297 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:22.840 seasons would that not be one of the best shows 298 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:26.240 if it started off completely mundane, like. 299 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:29.360 Oh, it's one of my favorite prospects, or like the 300 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:33.000 concepts of like a show starting off grounded and like 301 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:36.559 really believable and then just becoming I mean it kind 302 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:39.120 of does. It never jumps the shark to the degree 303 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:39.440 that I. 304 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:43.000 Want them to say. I'm saying that what it's kind 305 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.360 of interesting. People don't like you think it's I don't. 306 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:47.559 I disagree. Do you think it might be the producers 307 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:50.200 who scared if we do, it's going to fuck the show? 308 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:51.559 But I think that's funny, Like I. 309 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:54.200 Think the shows are already fucked though, Like oh, when 310 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:55.879 we were talking about The Walking Dead with with like 311 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:58.480 fucking I don't know Daryl and Franz for oh, yeah, 312 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:00.440 there's like a thousand and spin off. 313 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:03.080 Have you guys seen the movie Nightcrawlers. 314 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:05.720 No, I've heard. I've heard about. 315 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:08.320 So there at the moment where he's everything's going on 316 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:10.600 and he goes in the room as a gigantic spider 317 00:15:10.679 --> 00:15:14.679 but like not gigantic like a large spider and relative terms, it. 318 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:18.559 Was the room size spider. Yeah, and it's like, oh, 319 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:19.559 what what was happening? 320 00:15:19.639 --> 00:15:21.080 What was the movie like normal before? 321 00:15:21.639 --> 00:15:25.200 But yeah, Yeah, movies kind of centralize on that because 322 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:26.919 like a lot of movie, a lot of movie twists 323 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:29.000 are kind of that sometimes, like not a lot of them, 324 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:29.279 but like. 325 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:31.279 A little shocking twists. Remember in the movie I think. 326 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:35.200 About caviin in the Woods, I think about that one 327 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:39.159 is the closest I would say, yeah, because even the 328 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:42.279 although it is kind of set ups, it was it 329 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:45.480 was ground Even the twist was grounded until the reason 330 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:46.720 why they were doing it. 331 00:15:47.039 --> 00:15:48.320 That's when it was like what. 332 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:49.320 Yeah, what. 333 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:54.559 Going over that fucking gap with the get the Wall? 334 00:15:56.279 --> 00:15:59.320 It was like, holy ship, my. 335 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:01.720 I mean, if you consider it a horror film, that's 336 00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:06.120 my favorite horror film, only because like I traditionally don't 337 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:08.559 really like horror films that much. Yeah, yeah, they're just 338 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:13.519 it's a great one. They're too such a hard to me. 339 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:15.679 We were just like I was talking to I was 340 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:19.120 not Jo because we finally saw centers and you know, 341 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:21.039 like when it comes to horror films, like it's like 342 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:23.399 I don't mind the contrivance because the horror films can't 343 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.960 exist without it. So but but by default it makes 344 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:29.200 me kind of like it appreciates it a little bit 345 00:16:29.200 --> 00:16:31.559 for me because it's but I'm like, it's fine. I 346 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:34.240 know what I'm watching, and I think because of the 347 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:36.360 Cabin in the Woods and how left field and win 348 00:16:36.399 --> 00:16:39.679 and I'm like, that was so fucking enjoyable and it's 349 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:43.639 in the silliest, funnest way, and I feel like that's 350 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:46.360 I I would love more. Think like if House did 351 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:47.399 a Cabin in the Woods. 352 00:16:47.559 --> 00:16:50.720 Yeah, the thing is like, it's a movie. Can't really 353 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:52.759 a movie has to make money back? 354 00:16:53.159 --> 00:16:55.080 No, no, no, it's not even that. 355 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.759 It's it's just that a movie, a movie is self 356 00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:59.679 contained in a way that's like it's harder to do 357 00:16:59.759 --> 00:17:01.919 for them. Like I think it's way. I would much 358 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:04.480 prefer a show a show to do it, because I 359 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:07.039 just think there's more room to get you attached, There's 360 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:09.119 more room to get people like invested to the point 361 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:11.400 where like, well wait, I can't let go of these characters. 362 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:12.839 I spent so long with them. 363 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:15.720 So even if they go, even if they shrink to 364 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:20.680 the size of ants, docker House shrinks to the size 365 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.039 of an end as a cure an ant colony, I. 366 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:25.680 Think it would. I think word of mouth would get 367 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:31.400 that show. It's like the way that it uh, it's 368 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:33.160 the way that it's not even and I'm not saying 369 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:34.680 I'm not comparing it like, oh, it would be the 370 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:37.039 same quality becaus clear obscurity is like the qualities like 371 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:39.599 off the charts. But as far as the word of mouth, 372 00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:43.599 I've I haven't seen anything have that much like. 373 00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:44.839 Yeap yeap, yeap yap. 374 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:48.480 As far as every corner of where I'm going, that's even. 375 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:50.519 People are just kind of like yapping on about it 376 00:17:50.559 --> 00:17:53.279 and on about it. And I think that something like 377 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:57.039 almost like a phenomenon or almost like a cultural movement. Yeah, yeah, 378 00:17:57.079 --> 00:18:00.079 And I feel like that's how somebody could take a 379 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:03.759 risk of house bringing house back for example, for whatever 380 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:08.359 tend seed whatever it's on, and they're all Kumar has 381 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:10.440 been resurrected or something. That's the whole thing. They wanted 382 00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:12.440 to save him, and oh, they wanted to save some 383 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:17.640 girl that she ended up dying because she saved house. 384 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:20.279 Like there was it was it was there was like 385 00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:23.720 a terrorist attack or something on a bus and because 386 00:18:23.759 --> 00:18:26.359 she took house home. I don't remember. It was so insane. 387 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:28.519 I'm on the computer working and I'm looking over like 388 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:29.960 what the fuck are you watching? 389 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:32.319 Doesn't someone die because of house and husband's always mad 390 00:18:32.319 --> 00:18:32.960 at House from. 391 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:35.920 That well, it's not there was one of his best friends, 392 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:40.519 House's best friends, the the kind of Boisly No, not 393 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.240 the boise she Hamson one. It's just because there's the 394 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:44.799 boys and handsone was the Australian one or something, and 395 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:46.440 then there was like another white guy. 396 00:18:46.599 --> 00:18:48.720 Everybody else in that show is just not House. So 397 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:49.519 like I don't know, I. 398 00:18:49.799 --> 00:18:50.920 Don't know their names. I just know. 399 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:55.480 I just know. Foreman is the black dude, Omar Epps. 400 00:18:56.880 --> 00:19:00.279 He's the one that doubts him. He's the his role 401 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:03.799 is to doubt House every fucking episode, yeah, even though 402 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.720 he's always right. And so like I know Foreman, and 403 00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:08.279 then I don't remember everybody else's name. 404 00:19:08.359 --> 00:19:10.920 Unfortunately, it takes House being wrong one time for things 405 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:12.720 to get really bad at that hospital, you know, it 406 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:14.559 takes like one time to be like, I want to 407 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:17.160 give this guy that's overdosing on fenting awesome fucking strawberry, 408 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:17.799 come me beers. 409 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:20.240 Yeah, I can't believe you walked into this emergency room 410 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:21.559 and you didn't even think to put your baby in 411 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:23.640 the microwave for two seconds to fix this problem. 412 00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:25.319 And it works. 413 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:27.480 And of course, of course it's gonna work. 414 00:19:27.480 --> 00:19:30.400 It always works. Seconds. 415 00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:32.680 No, I think wait two second, yes, I think two 416 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:33.640 seconds will be like a lot. 417 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:37.400 I think two seconds is totally fine. All right, go 418 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.480 try it. No, I mean you give me a baby. 419 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:43.680 I don't know. I don't got a baby. Well then see, 420 00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:47.640 well the world will never know. Damn, man, two seconds 421 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:51.680 is pretty did do you think what when? What year 422 00:19:51.720 --> 00:19:55.559 were microwaves invented? No? No, no, well what was discovered? What 423 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:59.799 year were discovered? Yeah, they were roaming the fields. 424 00:20:01.279 --> 00:20:04.880 I'm gonna go nineteen thirty thirty two thirty two. 425 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:07.799 So they so pre World War two. 426 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:10.400 So they feel like fifties things to me for some reason. 427 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:12.240 Probably I don't look it up. 428 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:17.160 I'm curious. Yeah, I'm assuming probably forties, fifties. I'm just 429 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:22.119 hoping it's before doctor Mangela was doing his thing because 430 00:20:22.279 --> 00:20:25.480 I want to incorporate, uh, microwaves into my theory. 431 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:31.519 Yeah, in nineteen forty five, oh damn close, damn just 432 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:32.160 a little bit. 433 00:20:32.359 --> 00:20:35.480 So the war ended, war ends, and then microwaves began 434 00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:36.640 or were. 435 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:39.519 Just Yeah, that was hit Hitler. Hitler's whole thing was 436 00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:41.000 like he didn't want microwaves to happen. 437 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:45.119 He microwaved his face and that's how that war ended. Yeah, yeah, 438 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:47.559 he was. He was. He couldn't wait for the food. 439 00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:49.119 He was too hungry. 440 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:51.519 He microwaved his face with bullets. 441 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:54.440 Fucking yeah, he put he put bullet He put a 442 00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:59.799 bullet cartridge in the microwave trying to heat up his 443 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:02.200 It's because he was so hungry in the bunker. That 444 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:03.000 is so insane. 445 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:05.920 It was like like you get anything out of hot 446 00:21:06.119 --> 00:21:08.480 metal that you wouldn't get out of this cold metal 447 00:21:08.519 --> 00:21:09.559 of your forced to eat it. 448 00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:11.880 Yeah, you know, because he really liked to smell of 449 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:13.480 gunpowder and stuff, and he thought, you know, if I 450 00:21:13.480 --> 00:21:15.160 heat it up really hot or probably taste really good. 451 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:18.640 Oh yeah, because he he snorts. He was snorting it anyway. Yeah, 452 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:23.160 you're hearing history, idiot. If you snorted gunpowder and then smoked, 453 00:21:23.160 --> 00:21:25.440 would you like kind of like explode a little bit 454 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:27.559 every now and ask Kitler? That's a good point. I 455 00:21:27.599 --> 00:21:29.640 should ask Keitdler. You should ask a stupid question that 456 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:30.160 I asked of you. 457 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:31.559 As a matter of fact, I think I'm gonna go 458 00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:33.880 ask killer as a matter of fact, form cover from 459 00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:37.559 let me go. I forgot what is time travels? 460 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:41.000 Back to Hitler Hitler, a Needrex for Killa, who. 461 00:21:40.880 --> 00:21:48.599 Cunning Libert Liba Dick Libertic? Is that house? Is that German? Yeah? 462 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:50.039 I was trying to say, I love you, but I 463 00:21:50.039 --> 00:21:51.119 couldn't remember at first. 464 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:52.640 Lib. 465 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:55.240 I'm surprised they even have a word for that. 466 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.400 German. Sounds fine when when the non angry ones are speaking, 467 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:04.720 it problem. 468 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:07.759 Is, you know they're all they're all angry. That's the issue. 469 00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:09.720 All right, Well, uh what do we so? 470 00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:10.160 What do we? 471 00:22:10.440 --> 00:22:14.599 What do we get? Most bb guy in kleb Dick. Sorry, 472 00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:18.680 I've been listening to Yeah, yeah, man, I was watching 473 00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:21.359 so I was watching a review of Sinners by Deleted. 474 00:22:21.559 --> 00:22:23.279 He was talking about it and it was I just 475 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:26.480 want to see his insight. And uh he starts the 476 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.400 song the video off, doing a disclaimer or whatever, and 477 00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:31.319 then it's like an intro to delete it and it's 478 00:22:31.359 --> 00:22:34.319 the fucking beat to that Hale Hitler song. And I'm like, God, 479 00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:39.799 damn you dude, Like, can I escape this stupid bullshit 480 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:43.559 for a second? No? I can't. Can I? Yeah? Obviously 481 00:22:43.599 --> 00:22:46.359 not like I'm just like I'm trying to I'm trying to, like, Oh, 482 00:22:46.559 --> 00:22:49.599 I was talking to Jojo being like, hey man, this 483 00:22:49.640 --> 00:22:52.920 weekend has felt good, not seeing anything that's happening with 484 00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:56.880 the administration, seeing nothing. The closest thing I saw was 485 00:22:56.880 --> 00:23:00.319 amorand arguing with their stupid fucking husband or whatever. Yeah, 486 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:02.880 but that was inconsequential because I don't care about it 487 00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:05.319 right exactly, So I was just like, okay, whatever. But 488 00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:06.880 I was like, man, this has been good. I haven't 489 00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:08.839 seen anything. Nothing creeped on my timeline. 490 00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:09.720 It was just smooth. 491 00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:11.640 I watched the end of the playoffs and can be 492 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:14.720 a playoffs. I watched the UFC. It was everything was 493 00:23:14.759 --> 00:23:18.799 And then I watching late last night. I'm watching that 494 00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:21.720 before I went to bed, and then I just that 495 00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:23.759 that beat, which is kind of a good beat, that's 496 00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:25.279 the problem, and it's. 497 00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:27.480 Not it's like melodically, it's not bad at all. It's 498 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:28.799 probably the best thing he's made in a long time. 499 00:23:29.079 --> 00:23:32.000 Yeah, that's it. Really. I was just like, god, what 500 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:35.359 did I just got? I was floating and then I 501 00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:37.960 just got. I was like, oh, yeah, I live on earth. 502 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:43.480 Yeah yeah, damn, okay, fair enough, thanks to appreciate you. 503 00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:45.200 But yeah, so what do we what do we got 504 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:47.160 for this one? And not really much happened. I think, uh, 505 00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:50.880 as far as I'm aware I did want to. 506 00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:54.599 I just want to mention not going into detail because 507 00:23:54.759 --> 00:23:58.000 about clerk'scare Extodition thirty three, but I did finish it. 508 00:23:58.039 --> 00:24:01.559 You finished it first, Yeah, I finished it probably, I 509 00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:04.559 don't know, Thursday or something, I don't remember, and I 510 00:24:04.599 --> 00:24:09.359 was blown the fuck away with just like I was 511 00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:12.640 really trying to think about it. Then this experience was 512 00:24:13.559 --> 00:24:14.839 I was like, when's the last time I had an 513 00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:19.319 experience that that like hit that hard for me? And 514 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:23.599 it was probably, which is actually coincidentally, I saw this 515 00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:28.599 on my Facebook memories Dark Souls three when you're making 516 00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:31.640 your way to on Orlando. Yeah, and like and just 517 00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:34.200 how breath taking everything looked. And I just saw my 518 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:36.799 Facebook memories it said, I still haven't seen anything that 519 00:24:36.839 --> 00:24:43.920 looks this great. Yeah, and man, this is close even 520 00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.039 just even some of the like some of the dude, 521 00:24:46.039 --> 00:24:48.759 some even some of the lighting just went so hard. Yeah, 522 00:24:48.680 --> 00:24:51.240 And I was just looking at some You're just walking 523 00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:54.160 around like and I'm just like looking at the floor 524 00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:56.640 and I'm like the reflection of the lighting from the sky. 525 00:24:56.680 --> 00:25:00.880 I'm just like, they fucking murdered this game. Yeah, it's 526 00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:03.039 a really water looks insane. 527 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:06.440 Yeah, man, it's it's a beautiful game. Man, everything about 528 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:10.000 it is. Everything about it is really damn good. There's 529 00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.079 like the only flaw I think I could even see 530 00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:14.880 with it is it's they're like there's not a mini 531 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.200 map in some locations, and that's kind of confusing. Sometimes 532 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:22.319 it's and there's optional platforming sections that are not good. 533 00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:26.599 They're like the platform it's not a platforming. 534 00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:29.839 Game unreasonably hard because because you're kept designed. 535 00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:31.759 Yeah, your character does like a little roll every time 536 00:25:31.799 --> 00:25:34.119 they land. Like platforming is insane if. 537 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:37.880 You are going forward at all, and and then and 538 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:41.920 you your platform is not the same and you you jump, 539 00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:46.720 it's it's it's so, I mean, it's I didn't accomplish 540 00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:48.279 I didn't beat any of them because I was just like, 541 00:25:48.279 --> 00:25:48.640 I'm good. 542 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:50.000 It's it's barely even there. 543 00:25:50.640 --> 00:25:55.160 Uh, there's one part where I did. I was a 544 00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:57.079 little mad because I did want to fight this boss 545 00:25:57.680 --> 00:26:00.880 that's in like a there's a bunch of picture frames 546 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:03.839 in that world. Then you're supposed to collect these things 547 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:07.000 to wake up this boss. There's like three things. There's 548 00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:09.359 like three things, so there's like there's a but you 549 00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:11.920 have to of course. It's like obstacles you have to 550 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:15.079 balance on these picture frames, these broken picture frames. I 551 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:18.559 did two of them, which were really tedious, annoying, and 552 00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:20.160 I was like, oh, there's a third note, but I 553 00:26:20.200 --> 00:26:22.720 do I just quit. I was like, I'm not doing 554 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:23.160 this again. 555 00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:23.400 Ya. 556 00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:25.640 It was and I really want to fight the boss. 557 00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:27.680 I'm sure it was gonna be bad ass. The rewarding 558 00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:30.240 doing all I'll probably just on YouTube, but. 559 00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:32.799 It is like, yeah, it's it's an amazing game. It's 560 00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:35.759 easily game of the year for me. It's I can't 561 00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:37.559 even imagine. I know, I'm looking I'm looking forward to 562 00:26:37.559 --> 00:26:39.599 Doom in a couple of days, and I know Death 563 00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:41.599 Randy's on the horizon, but like, I just I can't 564 00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:45.400 imagine any I can't imagine anything really and honestly, like 565 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:47.519 I mean it, like sincerely, if GGA six came out 566 00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:50.400 this year, I actually don't know for sure if it 567 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:52.599 would have beat it wouldn't actually. 568 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:55.599 Because I so I looked at all the games that 569 00:26:55.720 --> 00:27:00.319 won since since its inception, because my thought was, before 570 00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:02.200 I looked it up, my thought was, I don't think 571 00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:05.400 I've ever felt this strongly about something that is so obvious, 572 00:27:05.799 --> 00:27:08.680 because a lot of times there's been some decent competition. 573 00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:10.319 Even when there was a really strong game, We're like, 574 00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:13.400 I'm not one hundred percent confident about what's gonna win. Yeah, 575 00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:16.359 maybe twenty twenty three just because like Balder's K three 576 00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:19.400 was such a massive achievement and I was like, Okay, 577 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:21.799 that feels pretty safe. But twenty twenty three was still 578 00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:24.480 a good fucking year. Yeah, But like everything else, I 579 00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:28.839 was like, oh yeah, so this year, I'm like, I 580 00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:30.920 don't think it matters what comes out. I really, I 581 00:27:31.240 --> 00:27:36.839 don't think anything. This feels like, like, let's put it 582 00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:40.720 this way, Like I've never I don't call games masterpieces 583 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:43.559 because I feel like there's always some issues they can 584 00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:46.079 poke at the closest thing. I was just really satisfied 585 00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:48.359 with RESONUBL two because of like I was like, this 586 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:51.079 is like a perfect remake for me. Yeah sure, you know, 587 00:27:51.319 --> 00:27:54.400 I wouldn't necessarily call it a masterpiece only because it's like, Okay, 588 00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:58.519 I the experience has been muddled by beating the original 589 00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:01.559 one thousand times or so. But for somebody else maybe 590 00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:04.960 they feel differently that never played re as evil to anyway, 591 00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:07.319 This hit in a way that I haven't experienced in 592 00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:10.920 fucking forever. I was like, this is kind of lightning 593 00:28:10.920 --> 00:28:11.440 in a bottle. 594 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:15.039 Yeah, Like it feels like living through a moment where 595 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:16.559 it's like you know that this is like a final 596 00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:18.880 Fantasy seven kind of thing, Yes, where like people are 597 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.319 gonna be talking about this for like forever. It's really 598 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:24.599 fucking great and I highly recommend it. We're gonna do 599 00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:29.240 I think an extra Ammo yes, dedicated to it because uh, 600 00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:30.640 it's that good. 601 00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:34.079 I think, Yeah, it bears diving deep into it. And 602 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:36.400 I can't wait to talk to you guys about like 603 00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:40.039 your feelings on the the ending, yeah, and all. 604 00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:41.680 Like our thoughts and all that stuff. Yeah, it's gonna 605 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:42.640 be a good conversation, I think. 606 00:28:42.680 --> 00:28:44.759 Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to get that out of the 607 00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:46.920 way because it's not for sure. And and also be 608 00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:50.039 like a what do you call them? Profits? What do 609 00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:52.599 you call them? When you're when you feel compelled to 610 00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:55.079 like spread the word about something that you really you know, 611 00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:58.319 religious people behave. Yeah, I want you to experience when 612 00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:02.839 I experience, so like I'm gonna I'm gonna be a a. 613 00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:04.880 I can't think of the word, it doesn't matter, but yeah, 614 00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:10.759 I will talk about that constantly to get everybody to 615 00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:13.119 fucking force everybody to play it. I will break in 616 00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:17.240 your house and I will make you install it, and 617 00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:20.799 you will beat it, and and you will thank me 618 00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:21.599 after you beat it. 619 00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:23.880 Yeah, man, I was looking forward to like it's it 620 00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.680 makes me feel good because like when I first saw it, 621 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:28.880 I was like, that's gonna be cool, Like I knew it, 622 00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:30.000 like there was something about it. I was like I 623 00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:33.240 was worried that like maybe it wouldn't end right, or 624 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:34.640 like maybe like everything would be great, but like the 625 00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:36.960 ending's kind of whatever, you know, or like maybe there 626 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:38.720 would be something wrong with it, because I remember seeing 627 00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:40.599 trailers for it and being like, this looks like it's 628 00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:44.079 too good to be true. Really, it looks like it's 629 00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:47.440 too good, like there must be something wrong with it, 630 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:49.759 and there there kind of are, but like not nearly 631 00:29:50.599 --> 00:29:54.319 it just again like bad platforming that is optional and 632 00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:57.160 the lack of a mini map that's only kind of 633 00:29:59.240 --> 00:30:02.359 it's barely And that's me really struggling. 634 00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:03.240 To find something negative to say. 635 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:06.519 You know, Yeah, it's yeah the I'm not done with 636 00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:08.960 it yet, but ye finished. I'm gona finish it probably tomorrow. 637 00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:11.240 You're still pretty early, like you're in Act one, take 638 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:13.319 your time with it, like we wanna, we don't want 639 00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:13.680 to rush. 640 00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:17.440 I'm very over leveled. Thought though, what level level thirty four? 641 00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:18.599 That's actually insane? 642 00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:20.519 Let me ask you something, very over leveled. 643 00:30:20.599 --> 00:30:22.240 I beat it when I was like fifty I think. 644 00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:24.880 When you I I beat it like I was way 645 00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:26.079 higher when I beat it. 646 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:28.079 Also, you do extra shit. I was doing a lot 647 00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:28.680 of extra shit. 648 00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:31.400 I was doing things that I shouldn't have done before 649 00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:34.880 I uh got the because you guys mentioned because I was. 650 00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:38.000 I was annoyed about the the the damage cap and 651 00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:41.119 then you can actually get a breaker. Yeah, so I did. 652 00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:43.000 I beat a lot of stuff that I should just 653 00:30:43.079 --> 00:30:44.279 got it should not have beaten. 654 00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:49.480 Yeah, in combatibility that's what I just got whatever actual combatibility. 655 00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:52.480 Ingredients? 656 00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:54.680 Oh yeah yeah yeah, you know you're pretty early you're 657 00:30:54.680 --> 00:30:55.160 in act one. 658 00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:59.240 Yeah, I see, okay, because you don't start off with it. 659 00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:02.519 No, which, Yeah, that. 660 00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:04.079 That mechanic is fucking insane. I mean I was like, 661 00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:05.000 what the fuck. 662 00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:06.200 Is this thing? Funny? 663 00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:07.799 Thinking about where you are in the game, because it's 664 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:09.680 just like it gets it. 665 00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:12.359 Yeah. Whatever, Well, do you hear a character that I love? 666 00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:14.599 I want to play something really bad? Yeah? They nerved 667 00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:17.920 my l one of her one of her one of 668 00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:20.599 her weapons. Yeah, one of it, because it was just 669 00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:21.599 one shotting everything. 670 00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:24.279 But Katana that fucking stupid ass weapon that you get, 671 00:31:24.559 --> 00:31:27.000 and so I was, yeah, it was. I mean because 672 00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:29.279 you can start off in Virtuous, I got that. I 673 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:32.119 got that item by a mistake because when you first 674 00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:35.440 find it that like the arena stay, Yeah, because I didn't. 675 00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:37.279 I didn't get it purposefully, because you can get it 676 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.240 later on. I thought, No, isn't that a boss, Well, 677 00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:43.559 it's a I got it what I feel like a 678 00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:45.599 plot boss. I got it where I am because you 679 00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:47.920 can fight it with anyone. I got it where I am. 680 00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:50.799 In a story, Usually people get it by later on 681 00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:52.720 when they go back to that area. I got it. 682 00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:57.160 Like be thinking two different, might be thinking different. 683 00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:58.480 So you're talking about the the one I made you 684 00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:01.559 sorry vitress mode right her like elect to Sword right. 685 00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:03.640 Well, I'm thinking of well, I'm thinking of a purple one. 686 00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.200 It might be purple, but I see it as blue. 687 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:11.079 Maybe as you started Virtuous one time you started rus 688 00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:11.599 if you're. 689 00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:13.880 Talking about that one specifically, if you're talking about that, 690 00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:16.200 because I just we might because like from what you're saying, 691 00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:17.519 we might be talking about a couple of. 692 00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:18.839 Because I know you can get it later on in 693 00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:21.160 the game. But what happens is that there's a there's 694 00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:23.240 a part in the in the village that you can 695 00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:25.440 fight with any person to get the fight, then you 696 00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:28.640 get a web for every person. I just chose her 697 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:29.720 because I think she's cool. 698 00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:31.839 There might be so like we might be talking because 699 00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:35.480 here because here I never one shot at a boss, 700 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.920 not with her, I actually with with a different character. 701 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:42.720 I just don't want to say the character just because 702 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:47.079 I know I know the character. Yeah, okay, yeah, well 703 00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:51.680 it just basically don't yeah, just you know his his 704 00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.519 ability when you get it all the way up, you know, 705 00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:56.880 to like if you've ever you actually get an achievement, 706 00:32:56.920 --> 00:33:01.640 if you ever get it to s saying, okay, that's 707 00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:04.039 not you nobody will know what the don't spoiler because 708 00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:06.240 I think I know what you're talking. It's it's not 709 00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:08.559 spoiling that what I just said right there, because you 710 00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:11.160 can't have any It's like trying to tell somebody about 711 00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:13.200 a new color. You would have to know it you have. 712 00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:16.200 There's literally there. It can't spoil anything. 713 00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:17.960 But it's really good we're gonna talk more about it. 714 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:19.960 I know, I know it's you know, we'll talk more 715 00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:22.599 about it on a dedicated on a dedicated episode. 716 00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:26.759 But I too shot in the main boss say that 717 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:31.200 the final boss in the game, because you get to 718 00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:34.480 a certain point where you're just yeah, you you, it's 719 00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:36.880 so equal. They said, if you're good at if you're 720 00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:40.039 good at pairying, and then it's an easy way to 721 00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:43.640 just get your ship, you know, get everything primed. It's 722 00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:46.599 just it's so it's it's so easy to just I 723 00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:48.559 love what they did with it. It kind of annoyed 724 00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:50.279 me that they even nerved you because it's there's no 725 00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:52.880 PvP where I was like, why not just let people 726 00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:54.720 have that thing and then if they get bored they 727 00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:57.400 can do something else. Yeah, because they said they're like, oh, 728 00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:59.160 it's not intended to do that, but I'm like, it's not. 729 00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:00.640 We're not competing with anybody. 730 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:01.200 It doesn't matter. 731 00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:04.440 Yeah Halo not Halo helldivers. When they were like this 732 00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.400 this weapon is too strong against the bugs, and it's 733 00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:10.320 like do the bugs are the bugs complaining? 734 00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:10.920 Like what do you mean? 735 00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:13.199 Like like, are the bugs gonna stop playing the game? 736 00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:16.639 With the fuck you talking? Who the hell cares like. 737 00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:18.760 He take heads off and throws on the form. 738 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:21.320 Can you imagine if you were playing a Destiny raid 739 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.000 and uh, well they do do that Destiny No, no, 740 00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:27.159 I understand, but like you imagine if like the reason 741 00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:31.199 was like, that's like guys Atheon's not showing up to 742 00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:33.480 the vaulted Glass because he's sick of dealing. 743 00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:35.559 With his weapon. He's so tired of getting beat the. 744 00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:37.800 Raid boss doesn't show up, doesn't he quit? 745 00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:40.000 The myth of class has been used to gett him 746 00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.760 too much, and he's really not in a move for anymore. 747 00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:44.360 That would low key be kind of interesting. 748 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:45.199 It would be funny. 749 00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:47.760 It's like an event like it would be like so meta, 750 00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:48.480 it's crazy, like. 751 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:51.000 Be curious to be like, oh, what happens when something 752 00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:51.960 doesn't work the right way? 753 00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:53.440 It doesn't even seem waiting at. 754 00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:55.760 The end, they're like, uh, that doesn't seem even out 755 00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:56.880 of pocket for Destiny at this point. 756 00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:59.039 If they're gonna do a fucking Star Wars expansion, so like. 757 00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:00.880 Don't hate it's cool, man, I love Star Wars. 758 00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:02.920 No, I think it's I mean, I think what they're 759 00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:07.639 doing is cool. So whatever, if they put sucking a 760 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:09.960 character in there though, like because there's a I don't 761 00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:12.280 know if you guys know this, but like garyld from 762 00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.320 The Witcher just shows up in like some other game 763 00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.400 I can't remember, like straight up, he walks through a 764 00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:20.719 portal and that was like a crossover event, was like 765 00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:22.039 I don't even I don't know Rainbow Sick. 766 00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:23.639 I don't even know. It was like a like a 767 00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:24.320 game like that. 768 00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:27.199 I don't I might be misremembering exactly. 769 00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:29.280 In that universe. It'd be really unfortunate having a Witter 770 00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:32.039 running around a universe making everything so much worse. 771 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:35.639 No Monster Hunter wilds. I think, Okay, he walks through 772 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.039 a portal and shows up in Monsters. 773 00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:39.480 That makes the famous amount of sense, but at. 774 00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:42.079 Least it's not it's not as agreed as I was thinking. Yeah, 775 00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:42.400 he doesn't. 776 00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:44.840 He doesn't show that he's a gun, Like he doesn't 777 00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:46.719 show up in like Redd Redemption or something. 778 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:51.400 Oh, that would be fire garyl garyld In the fucking 779 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:53.880 can't beat in the fuck out of Micah, and no 780 00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:55.920 one can help everyone, just like if he helped, he's 781 00:35:55.920 --> 00:36:02.320 gonna kill us to just let him beat a Micah? 782 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:11.559 What the hell? What did you do that he's on fire. Joe, Well, 783 00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:16.039 I ain't never done seen no man control. What do 784 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.400 you call them things? A witcher? Yeah, I'm very aware 785 00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:26.480 of witches man they got back. He's aware. I learned 786 00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:29.639 about it from this none from this time. 787 00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:33.079 We can use this trust me, trust. 788 00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:34.119 Me, but we can. 789 00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:36.320 And his plan is ultimately just to rob someone. 790 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:43.159 He he He gains a character that is supposed to 791 00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:45.400 be in the universe, and he's like, we can use 792 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:47.800 this to rob these people that are rich. 793 00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:51.239 We can rob a stage coach. We can go back 794 00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:55.480 to Blackwater. Dude, we have a witcher. Now we go 795 00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:59.960 go back to Blackwater. It's power scaling in universe, like 796 00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:02.599 it so fun. Like I'm playing through dom Maternal again, uh, 797 00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:06.199 to prepare for like the new Doom'd the week right 798 00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:08.960 May fifteen. I know it's like early access right now, 799 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.960 but I also just I have a lot of editing 800 00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:14.239 to do, so I'm just like, I'll just wait, but. 801 00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:16.599 Do Maternal. 802 00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:19.440 It's like on crack, dude, Like the game is so 803 00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:24.679 fast it's ridiculous. I forgot how fast. 804 00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:24.880 And I didn't do a second one. I was like, 805 00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:25.559 I'm really. 806 00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:27.719 It's hard, dude, like the first one not an easy game. 807 00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:27.920 At all. 808 00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.920 Ancient Gods is a really annoying DC. I didn't have 809 00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:31.559 fun playing out. 810 00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:34.119 I finished the first one and then I beat it. 811 00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:35.079 I was like, all right, cool, and I went to 812 00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:36.760 the second one. I was like, I don't really want 813 00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:38.000 to do this, and I didn't play the second one. 814 00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:41.760 I get it. Yeah, it's hard, man, I've had I've 815 00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:44.039 had my moments like that with the with the Souls 816 00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:46.480 Born series, like I'm kind of I need a long break. 817 00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:48.760 I do, I do. I've never beat a single one 818 00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:49.480 of them. Yeah. 819 00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.599 Yeah, I always get like really deep into them, and 820 00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:54.079 then I'm like and then something happens where like I 821 00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:56.519 lose the feeling of satisfaction from beating a boss, like 822 00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.039 it begins to just not feel like anything. And then 823 00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:01.280 I'm just like, eh, I don't know if I care 824 00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:02.079 to keep doing this. 825 00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:04.679 I kind of understand that. I I kind of got 826 00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:08.079 that in an Elder Ring. I had my fill and 827 00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:11.039 I didn't do Shadow, I didn't do Tree. 828 00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:13.280 I just I got deep into Tree. I got deep 829 00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:14.800 into Tree and the base campaign. 830 00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:17.679 I'd never been either. I mean, I just knew I 831 00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:19.599 wasn't going I probably wasn't gonna be it. I just 832 00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:24.639 I don't feel like being really angry. And I know 833 00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:27.079 at a certain point those games always do that. 834 00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:29.760 Dude, Malick, when I got to Malaca, I was like he. 835 00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:31.480 Was he was the most out of pocket boss in 836 00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:31.800 the game. 837 00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:33.719 I'm not doing this. This doesn't even feel like he 838 00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:36.440 counts him. It's crazy though, it doesn't even he's doing 839 00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:38.639 gainers that running wall the back of he counted him 840 00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:41.719 and he slips like a real dog and he falls down. 841 00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:45.960 And he's like, Oh the thing with poor a little beast. 842 00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:48.679 The think with Malacth is that he doesn't even feel 843 00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:50.840 like he was Like it almost feels like they didn't 844 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.119 make him on purpose, Like he just like he feels 845 00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:55.159 like he doesn't belong there. 846 00:38:55.639 --> 00:38:58.599 I think he I know, he's so he's so sporadic 847 00:38:58.639 --> 00:38:59.360 in his movements. 848 00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.559 Yeah, it's just like this is I'm like, I think, 849 00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:04.280 I think the I think, how close is that to 850 00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:06.079 the end, by the way, not very far from in 851 00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:06.440 at all. 852 00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:09.039 You have like maybe like two hours a gameplay. 853 00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:10.719 Left whatever, whatever. 854 00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:12.639 I'm not I'm not gonna beat but I'm I'm not 855 00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:13.440 going back to that game. 856 00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:13.920 Okay. 857 00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:16.159 I put one hundred and seventy hours into the. 858 00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:17.880 Fight that got me was plenty. 859 00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:20.519 I know how I feel about it, Changed America. 860 00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:24.280 The final boss got me so annoyed because it's this, 861 00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:25.719 is this a skill check of how well you play 862 00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:27.440 the game? Like actually, it's like, oh can you did 863 00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:28.039 you learn how to. 864 00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:28.920 Play the game? Actually? 865 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:30.800 All right, So if you're not to put a game 866 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.159 and game beat her the first fight, the second fight 867 00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:36.480 is kind of like Millennia. Leennia is annoying. 868 00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:38.800 That's a that's a good one. But she's cheezable though. 869 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:40.039 She's really hard to fight. 870 00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:41.880 But like if you if you're gonna fight her in 871 00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:44.079 the honorable way, you're gonna go blow for blow with her. 872 00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:46.400 It's hard to fight her, but if you know, like, 873 00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:49.400 oh you can stagger this bitch to come to the cows, 874 00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:51.800 come home. You just keep staggering and burning her. And 875 00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:53.719 I kept doing that and I was like dumb rotting 876 00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:55.840 or dumb rotting. 877 00:39:56.840 --> 00:39:59.119 I burned her and I kept hitting her and then 878 00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:01.239 I was playing with Jake and Shape just hit her 879 00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:03.519 with a sword. It just fell down for real. 880 00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:05.760 I always forget that game is like multiplayer because they 881 00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:09.400 don't feel like PvP games to me, right, I never 882 00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:09.840 do this this. 883 00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:12.360 Eldon I did a VP in this game at all, 884 00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:14.239 Like this one in particular, I didn't do any p VP. 885 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:14.920 I didn't know that. 886 00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:17.639 Yeah, and freaking uh I did it for like there's 887 00:40:17.639 --> 00:40:18.679 a part of my mission. I actually have to do 888 00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:19.159 a little bit of. 889 00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:21.559 VP, yeah, to get like an item or something. 890 00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:24.519 And what you called it for the vampires. Yeah, I 891 00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.280 hate it. I never do it. I heard like like 892 00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.840 when everybody was kind of actually excited about two when 893 00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:33.320 they're playing that's really good. That is what I had 894 00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:35.400 to do. The good PfP. Yeah, I watched a lot 895 00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:38.639 of it, but I just I I know, first of all, 896 00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:40.840 I know I'm not gonna do well because I see 897 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:44.360 what people do and those like that doesn't look fun 898 00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:47.079 at all. I can't think like that like they're seeing 899 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:49.840 people like just it almost gets to the point of 900 00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:53.159 it starts. It starts turning into like fighting games where 901 00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:56.079 people are streading frames and ship like, oh I know this, 902 00:40:56.159 --> 00:40:57.559 and here's the hip boxes and I'm like, a, it's 903 00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.599 not fun for me anymore, like it's it's it's now, 904 00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:03.679 it's a job. I love blood Board, I love Bloodbro TVP. 905 00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:06.039 This was hilarious taking you shoot them real quick and 906 00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:07.639 they fall down and you you do one around them 907 00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:09.719 too real quick. You do a circle, you dig your 908 00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:11.599 hand in the back of everybody and fulling them across 909 00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:12.320 the room. 910 00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:16.559 I never played much, so it's so shitty, but I 911 00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:19.119 would do twirls and instead in visual attack on these 912 00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:21.199 should bloodborns that it runs at twenty fairs per second, 913 00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:22.639 So it's hard for me to it's hard for me 914 00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:23.159 to play it. 915 00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:24.239 I just. 916 00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:29.119 It's still not on a PC. It's not happening. 917 00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:31.360 They lost the source code to that game or something. 918 00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:35.880 I think the contract say why I think they lost it. 919 00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:37.440 I think they straight up lost it, because like it 920 00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:39.800 makes no sense why they haven't, like, at the very 921 00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:41.440 least just up resident. 922 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:45.000 You know it's ten years now. Yeah, officially ten years, 923 00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:47.920 but what like it's over ten years if they were well, 924 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:49.679 it came out twenty fifteen, Yeah, oh did it? I 925 00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:50.039 thought it was. 926 00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:52.960 Fourteen around now. Actually I think it's almost Actually, if it's. 927 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.679 In fourteen, then I'm no. You're probably right. It's one 928 00:41:55.719 --> 00:41:57.920 of those things that you're right. It is Bloodborne in 929 00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:00.199 which you come out to some year. Yeah, yeah, yes, 930 00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:05.679 twenty fifteen. Yes, can they just say I'll be okay 931 00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:08.400 with it? They just say it would make me feel 932 00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:11.440 much better, like like, oh what a bummer, But it 933 00:42:11.480 --> 00:42:14.119 would mean a lot. It would mean a lot. Yeah, 934 00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.400 to be honest, we don't know, like you said, we 935 00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:18.599 don't know where it would mean a lot to me. 936 00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:23.719 So we remember that line from what I read dead too, 937 00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:26.119 I gotta say it would mean a lot to me, 938 00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:29.599 John head Off, I don't remember that at all when 939 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.559 he's dying. It's a good ending dying though. When he's 940 00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:34.519 dying and he's like, go on, get out here, go 941 00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:36.840 be your husband and father, I don't know. He's like, 942 00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:37.639 I'm not going to leave you. 943 00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:40.159 Author. Did you guys ever do bad ending? Yeah? I 944 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.440 did it one time. Yeah it was. It's really not 945 00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:45.480 a good edd. I feel like it's really sad, it's 946 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:46.599 really dissatisfied. 947 00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:48.800 Yeah, I feel I don't know. With games, like with 948 00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:50.639 multiple endings, I'm like, I'll just look up the other ones, 949 00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:52.119 you know what I mean, Like, I'm not going to 950 00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:54.000 go through the whole thing or even just like do 951 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:54.599 the same thing. 952 00:42:54.719 --> 00:43:01.360 What about h I won't say never of mine. I 953 00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:05.480 was just gonna sure. Yeah, I know it has multiplendings too, 954 00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:07.119 I know that. Yeah, I just all but I was like, 955 00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:08.800 I don't want to. Ye, it's fine, we don't need 956 00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:15.119 a don't anymore. But yeah, rocket, if it's easy, if 957 00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:17.000 it's easy, I'll do it. I'll do I'll do the 958 00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:19.119 multiple endings. If it's uh, if I don't have to 959 00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:20.239 go through the entire fuck. 960 00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.079 It's not like the thing is it's always easier just 961 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:23.880 to look at up it is it is it. 962 00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:26.719 It's ultimately no difference some reason I don't fucking do that. 963 00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:31.199 I just my brain just I need to do it. 964 00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:34.360 And even though it's little, the same thing, I just 965 00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.199 so I had had full honor. And then I started 966 00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:39.599 the game right at the end of the Sandies part. 967 00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:41.840 You're pretty much towards the end of the game, and 968 00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:45.840 within twenty minutes I had low the lowest honor possible. Yeah, 969 00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:49.519 I went through the city murder. They just couldn't stop me. 970 00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:54.000 I was shooting horses, shooting horses, horses, your honor down 971 00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:56.559 the quicket. So I kept shooting horses. 972 00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:59.559 Yeah, yeah, I held up in the I think it's 973 00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:03.199 the I don't know, it's a big I don't it's 974 00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:04.039 the doing for me. 975 00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.000 The only time I've ever gone, I shoot all the 976 00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:07.920 women and the only time I've ever gone back and 977 00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:11.079 like read like actively chasing different ending was like the 978 00:44:11.239 --> 00:44:14.800 mass effect to Suicide Mission, where like where Garris for 979 00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:16.599 me died and I was like, no, we're not doing that, 980 00:44:16.920 --> 00:44:18.239 and I started the game over. 981 00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:21.599 You started they start over you did you remember you're 982 00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:23.719 saying that? Yeah, because I did it because I because 983 00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:27.719 I didn't want that's crazy the whole game. But because 984 00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:30.519 the line, because I wanted to consisted through life. Did 985 00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:33.000 you not do his loyalty mission or something? I guess not. 986 00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:34.320 I must not have done it the first time I 987 00:44:34.360 --> 00:44:34.760 played it. 988 00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:36.880 Yeah, maybe because like to me, I'm like, there's no 989 00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:40.320 reason to start it over, go back to start the 990 00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:43.480 suicide mission. Well, no, I didn't know what. 991 00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:46.039 I didn't look up like how to avoid how you 992 00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:46.239 do it? 993 00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:49.320 I just went back. I just went back all the 994 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:52.800 from the beginning and just was like very very careful, careful, 995 00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:59.039 all right, use to die of explosions, bro. 996 00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:00.639 But also I think for me, I just wanted like 997 00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:03.800 a consistent through line of just like I wanted to 998 00:45:03.800 --> 00:45:05.760 have my own cannon to be reason like I didn't 999 00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:07.679 I don't know, like I wanted it to make make sense. 1000 00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:10.400 Yeah, I understand I did that for the first one 1001 00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:13.639 because I had to uh, I had to kill Rex. 1002 00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:16.440 Yeah, And I was just like, you. 1003 00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:21.480 Know, yeah, exactly, yeah, I gotta, I gotta. I don't 1004 00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:22.320 want to murder Rex. 1005 00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:24.840 I just started over. 1006 00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:26.960 I think also because like I think, I wasn't super 1007 00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:28.840 happy with how I allocated my stats because it was 1008 00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:30.079 like my first time playing a game like that. So 1009 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.000 I was like, I'll just restart. 1010 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:34.480 And sack and that was me for So. I fucked 1011 00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:37.079 up in Bulder's Gate three and for some reason, Damon died. 1012 00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:41.679 Who's Damon the guy that can fix a Yeah. So 1013 00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:44.400 I was at like act three, right before the beginning acting, 1014 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:46.280 and I was like, oh no, I gotta do this 1015 00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:48.400 all over again. So I started the game over again. 1016 00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:49.920 Match everything. 1017 00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:50.679 I hope, I hope. 1018 00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:52.920 The three ways I was I was married to Carlak, 1019 00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:55.920 and that was married to Shadow Art. It's a glitch 1020 00:45:56.519 --> 00:45:58.760 when you get when you start the thing over when 1021 00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:01.679 after you fuck Carlak the first time, you just don't 1022 00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:03.159 talk to Shadow hard about it. 1023 00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:07.480 I just didn't talk about It's crazy talking to Camp 1024 00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:09.320 and I just didn't talk to her. I was like 1025 00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:10.960 it was like, actually to point the overhead and I 1026 00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:16.400 was like, nope, curious. Interesting. It was I was kissing 1027 00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:17.760 them both like we were going in the final fight 1028 00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:19.480 about the crime. The other way, I was get kissing 1029 00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:23.159 them both, like can I get a kiss? Rich You 1030 00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:25.079 didn't talk to her until the final n It was 1031 00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:27.400 just it was a lot of me like avoiding speaking 1032 00:46:27.440 --> 00:46:29.079 to her. Vehemican, you just. 1033 00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:32.199 Treat fucking balls like too hot to handle or something. 1034 00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:34.480 It literally is that's honestly ridiculous. 1035 00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:38.199 How was ridiculous? I I fucked Lazel. I was gonna fuck, 1036 00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:39.440 but he asked him too much. 1037 00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:41.440 Ship. I fucked the will just to make him feel bad. 1038 00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:42.519 It's so fun. 1039 00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:46.719 So I'm so asexual in these games. It was I 1040 00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:50.159 don't care like I was raising literally like no one, 1041 00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:51.440 no one is worth my time. 1042 00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:55.679 Ever. The one thing I will say like that that 1043 00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:58.920 uh that I find it reminds me of because I 1044 00:46:59.440 --> 00:47:03.679 love RPGs that have like that engagement and love interest 1045 00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:07.320 and stuff. It's just it's so much more engaging and 1046 00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:09.679 and then you get funny moments like dumb ship like that. 1047 00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:16.920 But intellect yeah, strategy yeah, no, it's it's a a 1048 00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:18.599 guy like doing that stuff like that would ball skate 1049 00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:22.239 and stuff. Like that. Uh, but like say, it is 1050 00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:24.599 cool when there's a game that there's like predetermined shit 1051 00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:24.960 going on. 1052 00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:25.440 That's uh. 1053 00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:29.000 I was wondering. I was thinking, how would how would no, 1054 00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:31.280 how would a Claire be? How would Claire Scare be? 1055 00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:34.760 If if it was relationships weren't deciated? Yeah, if it 1056 00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.599 was more like that, Like, I wonder how much more 1057 00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:39.199 uh it would have. 1058 00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:41.159 I can already tell one relationship that would be there, 1059 00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:42.320 like if the main I guess we. 1060 00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:44.519 Should stop talking about it's not. 1061 00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:46.320 Really about like I didn't ye, I didn't want to 1062 00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:47.079 go into I. 1063 00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:48.880 I can tell the stuff would be with the Ninja. 1064 00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:51.199 I don't want the to the two the like the 1065 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:55.039 attached or the one that does has the Twilight feature. 1066 00:47:55.159 --> 00:47:59.280 What's your names? Yeah? Well you say, can we not? Yeah? 1067 00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:02.960 Like I just I think it's pointless. We can't talk every. 1068 00:48:03.119 --> 00:48:05.000 We don't have to talk about that. I was bringing 1069 00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:06.000 up just like it's not. 1070 00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:08.960 Like it's it's like freaking Garrison freaking Tally and then 1071 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:09.519 you're being. 1072 00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:12.559 Like, what the fuck are you doing? So it's well, 1073 00:48:12.599 --> 00:48:16.800 I didn't I suicide mission. I let the bugs take them. 1074 00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:19.159 That's so crazy, it was. That's actually worse It's like 1075 00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:21.360 it's like if you're playing like I don't know, man, 1076 00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:22.519 like there's such an. 1077 00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:25.000 Important part for me, at least not in three. 1078 00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:27.639 He doesn't really do anything. I use him. I use 1079 00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:31.920 him regardless. I mean, well I can I use itally. 1080 00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:35.199 Her drone is fucking excellent, so it's like it is 1081 00:48:35.239 --> 00:48:39.760 overpower is excellent. So I'm good with that. And then uh, 1082 00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:43.079 I kind of I feel like I'm so op in 1083 00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:46.039 that game that I kind of get like being a 1084 00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:49.760 vanguard in that game is so ridiculous. It reminds me 1085 00:48:49.800 --> 00:48:54.360 of Doom for example, because I'm just charging in blasting people. 1086 00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:57.480 I know the slamntil I used it. I was like, oh, 1087 00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:58.599 this is like not that fun. 1088 00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:01.320 And then I te across the room and it's some 1089 00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:05.880 guy and then punched the no limit to the to 1090 00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:08.360 the length of where you could go. And that's the 1091 00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:11.360 thing that they could have nerved. Really, I'm just saying, like, 1092 00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:13.760 if they but since I guess it's not PvP again, 1093 00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:17.039 there's no reason to. But so they you there's oh 1094 00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:21.000 as soon as you can just see his life, that's 1095 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:25.360 now you're across the map, and then fucking nova slam 1096 00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:30.880 your fucking child regenerated, so blasting motherfuckers really because I'm 1097 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:35.440 like that, like it's such it's such an insane like animation. 1098 00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:39.559 I imagine their perspective. I was like, do you just 1099 00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:40.559 hit by a person? 1100 00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:41.079 Dude? 1101 00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:44.239 Good fucking games. Guys played the Mass Effect games. I 1102 00:49:44.320 --> 00:49:45.800 regret it saw me play those games. 1103 00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:45.960 Man. 1104 00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.480 Yeah, I was thinking about it. It was hard for 1105 00:49:49.519 --> 00:49:52.239 me to think about because I was thinking about where 1106 00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:56.159 my the three three games were the most important to me. 1107 00:49:56.360 --> 00:50:01.280 I feel like, and it was interesting that I was. 1108 00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:03.800 I was deciding between Mass Effect two and three because two, 1109 00:50:04.440 --> 00:50:07.119 I think was technically more important. But when I think 1110 00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:11.280 about the overall package, as far as like visuals and 1111 00:50:11.320 --> 00:50:15.599 the score and the gameplay, I actually enjoyed three more, 1112 00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:16.360 which is. 1113 00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:16.920 It's hard for me. 1114 00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:19.039 It almost sounds weird for me to admit, just because 1115 00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:20.679 of some of the problems that three had. But I've 1116 00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:23.199 talked about that most of the problems were there in 1117 00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:26.840 the vanilla version that made it such a horrible experience 1118 00:50:26.840 --> 00:50:28.760 compared to like say, if you play the Legendary edition, 1119 00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:32.239 and then so I was like, okay, that, uh, Dark 1120 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:35.400 Souls three is still like I just fucking love that game. 1121 00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:38.039 It's still my favorite out of all the games. Yeah, 1122 00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:40.440 and then uh, bringing a nigga back in fucking Night Rain. 1123 00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:45.159 It makes me so mad. Fucking Nameless King for night 1124 00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:50.239 That's right. Well, I guess it makes sense because uh whatever, 1125 00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:56.280 these these people people people love him, They absolutely love Dragon. 1126 00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:00.239 They fucking hate him. I saw that. I was like, bro, 1127 00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:03.599 come on, I hated you so much. Yeah, I hate that. 1128 00:51:03.639 --> 00:51:05.920 He's in Dark Souls one two. Technically, when you go 1129 00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:08.519 to that dilapolated city and you're in Alando and there's 1130 00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:12.199 this one giant statue that's broken, that's the Nameless King again, 1131 00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:15.199 And I'm like, fuck, I want you dead so bad. 1132 00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:16.679 If you don't hate him, if you don't even know 1133 00:51:16.679 --> 00:51:17.840 his name, yeah, it's. 1134 00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:19.360 Like, oh yes, the name I don't I've never put 1135 00:51:19.360 --> 00:51:21.840 it in memory. But the character's name is the Nameless King. 1136 00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:25.400 Then then Gwynn's kid, but you can't have a name 1137 00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:28.599 then remain nameless. I just wonder why is Gwynn such 1138 00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:32.519 a bitch? I mean, he had the world on lock 1139 00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:33.119 for a while. 1140 00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:36.519 It wasn't a bit, It wasn't a bit until your 1141 00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:39.440 character's psychotic ays went there. It's like, I'm gonna change 1142 00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:40.719 the way the universe works. 1143 00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:42.960 Yeah, sometimes it got him. 1144 00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:44.719 Man, Look, man, I don't got to say is that 1145 00:51:44.760 --> 00:51:47.360 every now and then? Look I'd ruined the world for 1146 00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:48.519 a few kicks for every. 1147 00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:49.800 Now and then? Yeah, why not? 1148 00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:52.159 You know who's who's gonna who's gonna do anything about it? 1149 00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:54.280 If you had, if I had, if I had the 1150 00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:58.519 ability to do what uh way your character does in 1151 00:51:58.599 --> 00:52:01.519 DS one, I would do that, especially like if you 1152 00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:04.920 know the conditions how things are right now. But yeah, 1153 00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:11.079 it's time, it's time, let's put the flame out. Yeah, question, 1154 00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:13.760 I'd be like, do I do? What's gonna happen if 1155 00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:17.760 I do this? What are the ramifications? There ain't no ramifications? 1156 00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:21.119 Son, Yeah, what if I do something wrong and someone dies? 1157 00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.519 That never happens? Would you bang the man? What's the 1158 00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:33.559 dragon called the dragon? Teeth? Derby? Yeah, Derby, Derby the dragon? 1159 00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:35.039 Bang Derby the dragon? 1160 00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:39.119 I think Darby the dragon is like seven. If you're 1161 00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:42.519 sucking dragons, you're really dragon years? 1162 00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:43.320 What is that? Though? 1163 00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:47.320 I think it's I think seven dragon years is six 1164 00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:48.280 human years. 1165 00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:51.519 Low. It's probably less. 1166 00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:53.599 You got a question, dragon? 1167 00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:57.480 Because dragons live forever, like damn it forever, So it's 1168 00:52:57.480 --> 00:53:01.000 probably less. You know every that every fantasy dragons live 1169 00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:05.800 for fucking thousands of years. They're not turtles, so they're 1170 00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:09.199 worse or better. The only real dragons are aren of 1171 00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:12.599 fire dragons. All right, guys, that's it. Worse or better? 1172 00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:13.639 It is crazy you said that. 1173 00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:15.880 And there's there's like a line of Vader Zoom where 1174 00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:17.599 like Zoom comes back and he's like, I treated that, 1175 00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:19.519 I made the fire. I came back to help with 1176 00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:20.039 the fires. 1177 00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:23.519 You made them worse or better or better? 1178 00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:25.920 Yeah, it's a good question. It's a good it's actually 1179 00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:26.639 technically true. 1180 00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:31.119 Yeah, both just depends on it's all. It's all a 1181 00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:35.639 game of perspective. That's right, that's right, that's right on. 1182 00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:38.400 All right, So we're gonna move on to some questions. 1183 00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:40.920 Nothing's really happening in the news as far as I know. 1184 00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:45.480 I'm sure there's some bullshit happening. Probably it's the same ship, 1185 00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:48.920 different day. Really, I'm sure they're gonna legalize air at 1186 00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:49.320 some point. 1187 00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:53.639 I think it would even surprise me. Is actually airlifting 1188 00:53:54.079 --> 00:53:57.320 new Twin towers. That's right, Yeah, controlling us. 1189 00:53:57.400 --> 00:54:01.519 They're putting putting to the towers conveniently right. 1190 00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:03.960 On top of the Freedom Pasa. They drop it right 1191 00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:06.719 on top of Pasa, and it's like, what the fuck. 1192 00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:11.039 They built a metal gear to throw buildings at our planes, 1193 00:54:12.159 --> 00:54:15.079 to make to make us do nine to eleven's all 1194 00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:15.599 the time. 1195 00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:20.280 A metal gear. They fucking consulted Kajima too, and he 1196 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:24.159 was like, I, honestly, I didn't know give it no faces. 1197 00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:26.880 Yeah, I thought I thought this was strictly for like, 1198 00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:29.639 I don't know, art or something. I didn't know they 1199 00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:31.960 were gonna make it, And more importantly, I didn't know 1200 00:54:32.039 --> 00:54:36.960 that what I was pitching would be scientifically functional in. 1201 00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:38.960 The real world. 1202 00:54:39.039 --> 00:54:43.000 Yeah, Like, I'm kind of staggered that, uh, that my 1203 00:54:43.119 --> 00:54:46.320 designs are functional on a scientific level. 1204 00:54:46.599 --> 00:54:48.920 He's like, I should have known something was off when 1205 00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:54.920 rotting uh Osama bin Laden, you know who clearly should 1206 00:54:54.960 --> 00:54:57.599 be dead because half his jaw was missing, was talking 1207 00:54:57.639 --> 00:55:01.239 to me. Yeah, and you know, so clearly Necroman she exists. 1208 00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:03.199 Yeah, I thought it might have just been like a hollow, 1209 00:55:03.480 --> 00:55:05.039 like a tupac hollowing around something. 1210 00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:07.079 Yeah, of like a little to exactly. 1211 00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:09.320 Yeah, this is exactly how he speaks, by the way, 1212 00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:12.239 like like there's no hit Japanese. 1213 00:55:12.880 --> 00:55:16.079 Is that a Japanese accent? He's like Yeah, this is fun. 1214 00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:21.000 I see my impression of Hideo Kadima. High what's going 1215 00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:24.840 on the whole time? I think he's been faking huh. 1216 00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:26.920 I think Walton Goggins is really cool. That's what he 1217 00:55:26.960 --> 00:55:27.719 says out louder. 1218 00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:29.239 I'm surprised. 1219 00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:31.360 I'm surprised that he hasn't taken a photo with him yet. 1220 00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:34.079 You know, he's always posting photos of like random actors 1221 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:36.000 that he knows. Yeah, like, what is what is taking 1222 00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:37.519 him so long? Why are you sleeping on Walton? Go 1223 00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:40.639 get Walton Goggins in Depth Stranding too. Now, I feel 1224 00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:41.320 like he's going to be in it? 1225 00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:41.719 Can I be? 1226 00:55:41.800 --> 00:55:44.920 Can I be completely honest? No? Well I'm gonna do 1227 00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:48.360 it anyway. Yeah, so why I ask I'm d Kajima anyway, 1228 00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:50.719 you know, Like, that's right, that's right. I'm sorry, hit. 1229 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:53.599 I actually I hate Norman Retis. 1230 00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:57.639 Oh, I hate his actually tried to make death stranding. 1231 00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.440 I actually tried to actually try to make that branding 1232 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:04.599 completely nonsensical and stupid on purpose because I wanted Norman 1233 00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.000 Reties' career to suffer. But it turned out that we 1234 00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:09.679 just made a great game that everybody resonated with. Uh 1235 00:56:09.719 --> 00:56:11.400 And now we're making a sequel, and now now I 1236 00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:13.239 don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I guess we'll 1237 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:16.679 put Troy Baker in a fucking weird power Ranger mask 1238 00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:18.559 with a fucking guitar. Like, I don't know, man, Like 1239 00:56:18.960 --> 00:56:22.239 I didn't expect this to take off. That's like a 1240 00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:24.519 night Dog did with Crash Team Racing. You know that 1241 00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:28.000 they tried. They specifically, like their contract with Crash was ending, 1242 00:56:28.000 --> 00:56:30.360 so they were like, let's just jump the shark and 1243 00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:33.960 put aliens in this and make it a fucking race 1244 00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:37.239 car game and like and then after this, nobody will 1245 00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:42.159 care about Crash Aliens. That's kind of what I was feeling, 1246 00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:45.360 Like you already got talking animals in a fucking haunted mask. 1247 00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:49.000 Like that's he's a god, yeah, like you have a 1248 00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:51.119 literal deity that gets on his face sometimes that he 1249 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:51.840 runs around with him. 1250 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:55.079 They they should have made it so he was fighting 1251 00:56:55.079 --> 00:56:56.320 a pedophile. 1252 00:56:56.039 --> 00:56:59.719 A pedophile will I think later than him. Let the 1253 00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:02.639 the woke people, though, anti woke people get ahead of it, 1254 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:06.880 so like, make a Crash trans Oh yeah. 1255 00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:10.480 If if if Crash was made today, that would have 1256 00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:13.440 been their play. They would have been like, let's make 1257 00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:15.239 Crash a Trump supporters. 1258 00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:18.639 I feel like Crash would be a Trump supporter. 1259 00:57:19.079 --> 00:57:21.920 I think Crash has no concept of politics. 1260 00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:23.159 But I think he'd be confused easy enough to be like. 1261 00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:25.880 I don't think he might get roped into it without 1262 00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:28.280 like and he'd be like, oh yeah, I'm. 1263 00:57:28.199 --> 00:57:30.199 Down in the same in the same way that you 1264 00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:32.920 could rope a squirrel into like a Trump rally, Like 1265 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:36.079 I guess squirrel hat on it and stuff, happy to 1266 00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:36.400 be there. 1267 00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:38.519 Yeah, just. 1268 00:57:41.320 --> 00:57:43.519 Squirrel, man, It makes me have hope. 1269 00:57:47.079 --> 00:57:49.760 Man, I'm so dumb. 1270 00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:56.239 He's just on the cusp of understanding his Limitations'm so 1271 00:57:56.599 --> 00:57:58.000 fucking stupid. 1272 00:57:57.760 --> 00:58:00.840 So stupid. This squirrel is making me cry. 1273 00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:06.599 This squirrels gotta make this squirrel's gotta make America great again. 1274 00:58:07.400 --> 00:58:12.559 Hat and it's making me tear up. I'm so fucking stupid. 1275 00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:18.280 I'm so fucking dem witted and dumb and uninteligent. It's crazy, 1276 00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:21.599 dumbest ship looking. 1277 00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:24.320 For eating by pie by hot You laughing my asshole 1278 00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:25.039 at a squirrel. 1279 00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:26.960 I don't know where I am. Look at me, my 1280 00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:36.039 mac and cheese with my hands. I'm so fucking stupid. 1281 00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:43.400 I got two spoons, but fucking oh man, we're gonna 1282 00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:43.760 use this. 1283 00:58:44.440 --> 00:58:59.480 The spoon to texted off the food his head. 1284 00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:03.960 Jesus Christ, what time to take a hot bath? 1285 00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:14.039 And he boils the water himself on himself. He's too 1286 00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:17.920 stupid that he's too stupid to register pain, like he 1287 00:59:17.960 --> 00:59:21.599 doesn't understand that he should be motivated, does not experience. 1288 00:59:21.119 --> 00:59:25.719 That that's not even human though that is unstoppable. It's 1289 00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:27.559 not even a human person. A perfect army. 1290 00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:30.000 Yeah, a bunch of people who don't understand that pain 1291 00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:30.599 is bad. 1292 00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:32.920 Stupid as ship, and you can tell him to do whatever. 1293 00:59:33.559 --> 00:59:38.440 They'll running that wall right hard, got it, sir? He 1294 00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:41.480 blows upon contact with the walls, and the belief. 1295 00:59:41.199 --> 00:59:44.280 The sheer willpower and belief that everything will be fine 1296 00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:45.480 makes it so he. 1297 00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:46.519 Bursts through the wall. 1298 00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:50.320 You know, it's as if it's a paper thin wall. 1299 00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:52.599 Though he is. 1300 00:59:53.519 --> 00:59:55.920 It looks like it's it looks phenomenal. 1301 00:59:55.960 --> 00:59:58.559 But he's ready for more. Though I'm so fucking stupid. 1302 01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:03.559 I'm right back in. What else do you need me 1303 01:00:03.599 --> 01:00:04.119 to do, sir? 1304 01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:06.320 I'm such a fucking mo wron. 1305 01:00:07.639 --> 01:00:09.039 He reintroduces himself. 1306 01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:10.920 I'm a fucking idiot. 1307 01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:14.199 I would love if somebody was that self aware about it. 1308 01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:17.679 Really, no, they can't exist, but it can't exist. 1309 01:00:18.760 --> 01:00:20.800 It's kind of like the thing where it's like, uh, 1310 01:00:21.679 --> 01:00:23.599 if you think you're crazy, you're probably not, you know, 1311 01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:27.119 because like if you think you're crazy like that, it 1312 01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:28.039 already shows like. 1313 01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:30.599 A level of I think I'm fucking for years. 1314 01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:32.440 Yeah, I think I'm kind of crazy, but like that 1315 01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:34.119 must mean that. But then like is that like a 1316 01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:37.480 is that like a confirmation bias where like maybe I 1317 01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:39.639 am crazy and I'm just using what I understand about 1318 01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:42.920 understanding that you're crazy to shield myself against the reality 1319 01:00:42.920 --> 01:00:43.480 that I'm crazy. 1320 01:00:45.159 --> 01:00:47.800 I think I think I've been masking for a long time. Huh, 1321 01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:49.639 I think I've been masking my luninency for a long 1322 01:00:49.679 --> 01:00:50.039 t You. 1323 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.119 Can't be crazy and be saying stuff like that, No, 1324 01:00:52.199 --> 01:00:54.360 I think you can, And I think I am. I 1325 01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:57.639 think you're thinking you're like some gay book that thinks 1326 01:00:57.719 --> 01:00:59.599 that you can exist in both planes. 1327 01:00:59.639 --> 01:01:05.880 It's like it's crazy. People don't philosify that. Well, he 1328 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:08.079 thinks he's crazy for the wrong reasons. He thinks he's 1329 01:01:08.119 --> 01:01:10.360 crazy because he like masks himself. But I think he's 1330 01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:12.079 crazy because when he wakes up, he goes. 1331 01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:18.239 Every morning traumatized. That Have you seen that giant black 1332 01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:20.920 dude that's been He runs around the city and ship 1333 01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:23.920 and he gotten viral for doing his morning routine. 1334 01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:26.079 Have you seen that guy? He wakes up aout five 1335 01:01:26.119 --> 01:01:26.360 in the. 1336 01:01:26.280 --> 01:01:29.199 Morning and gets a bowl with wild holes and then yeah, 1337 01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:29.800 I don't even. 1338 01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:30.519 Know, I guess that's yeah. 1339 01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:34.639 He just dunks his face and fucking water and ship 1340 01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:37.199 like that. And I think it's our turn to do 1341 01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:39.559 our routines right five in the morning. 1342 01:01:39.639 --> 01:01:40.199 We get up. 1343 01:01:40.320 --> 01:01:41.039 The first thing, he. 1344 01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:47.119 Just yeah, just howl at ourselves in the mirror and 1345 01:01:47.119 --> 01:01:49.840 then dumped our balls in the hot tea. 1346 01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:53.119 I I think, I okay, if you, if you, if 1347 01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:54.280 you are you gonna hold on? 1348 01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:56.719 Let me before you before you begin. Are you going 1349 01:01:56.760 --> 01:01:58.840 to ask you about deep frying people's testicles? 1350 01:01:58.960 --> 01:02:01.800 No, I thought about it. That's it's funny though, all right, 1351 01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:05.000 that is funny that I did the audio of it 1352 01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:08.320 in tandem with the person like going through the page. Yeah, 1353 01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:14.239 it's funny, you fucking fry. So what were you gonna say? 1354 01:02:14.719 --> 01:02:17.159 Do you think how long do you think you could? 1355 01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:20.559 You can sustain having your balls and a cup of 1356 01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:23.719 hot tea. But the tea is poured into the cup 1357 01:02:23.760 --> 01:02:24.960 while your ball's already in there. 1358 01:02:25.599 --> 01:02:29.480 You don't have to probably jump up immediately. Could It's like, 1359 01:02:29.519 --> 01:02:31.639 I really don't think I could last long at all. 1360 01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:36.639 I think I could do it for like like five seconds. 1361 01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:39.159 That's a long and way longer than I can endure. Five. 1362 01:02:39.199 --> 01:02:42.239 You're really over it, I think genuinely. The millisecond that 1363 01:02:42.239 --> 01:02:44.320 you feel that you're gonna jump. 1364 01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:47.000 No, no, I understand feet in the air, But you 1365 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:48.559 have to you have to sustain it, Like you're like, 1366 01:02:48.559 --> 01:02:49.599 all right, cool, ready. 1367 01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:51.119 Let go, and that's great thing. You have to sustain it. 1368 01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:52.480 You won't. I think you can do. I think I 1369 01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:55.199 can do five. This is like the pastry that you 1370 01:02:55.519 --> 01:02:57.519 put in for like twenty five seconds or whatever and 1371 01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:59.440 fuck it. Yeah, I think I could do. 1372 01:02:59.440 --> 01:02:59.480 It. 1373 01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:02.119 Wouldn't be scorching hot, it would be, but that would 1374 01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:05.920 not mean I would give up. See. The only the 1375 01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:08.199 the only the thing that's concerning me is that he's 1376 01:03:08.199 --> 01:03:11.159 actually done this ship and that he knows something that 1377 01:03:11.199 --> 01:03:15.639 we don't. Oh yeah, just like he's never done it. 1378 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:16.599 But I think I can. 1379 01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:19.440 Yeah, you know, I think I think I can. I 1380 01:03:19.679 --> 01:03:21.559 actually think I like, I think I actually think I 1381 01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:22.800 won't cry afterwards. 1382 01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:24.920 Won't. You don't get it. I don't think. 1383 01:03:26.519 --> 01:03:27.000 As much. 1384 01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:28.559 I don't know what. 1385 01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:30.679 I don't know what she would do if she walked 1386 01:03:30.679 --> 01:03:33.760 into me tea bagging, a fucking tea cup full of 1387 01:03:33.800 --> 01:03:36.159 hot and then you just stare at her silently as 1388 01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:39.000 you're doing it. Yeah, don't break my focus, don't talk, 1389 01:03:39.079 --> 01:03:39.800 I don't really focus. 1390 01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:43.519 And tapeworm falls out of your asshole, A large one, 1391 01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:50.559 a fucking hose sized tapeworm. That is crazy, just driving. 1392 01:03:51.239 --> 01:03:53.320 Did they regenerate so disgusting? 1393 01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:54.360 Do they regenerate? 1394 01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:55.159 They regenerate? 1395 01:03:55.159 --> 01:04:00.559 It's time, Kingston, it is time, falls out and, speaking 1396 01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:04.480 perfect English, said it's time. It's Medeo Kajima the tape worm. 1397 01:04:04.559 --> 01:04:09.320 No relation, No, I mean, hey, it's possible. Yeah, I 1398 01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:13.280 mean the stranger things have happened. Man, uh, probably not. Actually, 1399 01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:17.719 in retrospect, I actually think there's nothing that nothing has 1400 01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:21.199 ever happened that is stranger than a hose sized tapeworm 1401 01:04:21.199 --> 01:04:23.039 falling into somebody's ashole and saying hello, it's me Headeo 1402 01:04:23.079 --> 01:04:23.760 Kadima the worm. 1403 01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:24.880 No relation, no relation. 1404 01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:30.000 Maybe I don't know. Maybe Amelia Earhart. 1405 01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:34.400 Falling out of your ass No, just her situation. 1406 01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:37.639 Oh oh Okay, whole plane falls off your ass. She's like, 1407 01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:39.599 what the oh, it's me. 1408 01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:42.039 It's me, Amelia Airhard. I've been in his colon this 1409 01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:42.599 whole time. 1410 01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:43.800 Whole time, Like how what? 1411 01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:45.559 How? What do you mean this whole time? What does 1412 01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:48.400 that mean that I thought before he even yeah. 1413 01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:50.320 I thought you crashed in the ocean, and then I 1414 01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:54.159 had your remains carried by like migrating crabs halfway across 1415 01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:54.639 the world. 1416 01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:56.199 This is a real thing. By the way. 1417 01:04:56.719 --> 01:05:03.119 Uh did the ever find that ship Emelia Earhart? Yeah, 1418 01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:04.920 they found it like miles away from where it happened, 1419 01:05:04.960 --> 01:05:08.360 because like the like crab crabs were Okay, I think 1420 01:05:08.360 --> 01:05:09.199 that's that's what I. 1421 01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:11.559 Heard, theory of what they Okay. 1422 01:05:11.280 --> 01:05:12.760 Look, this is what I heard when I was half 1423 01:05:12.760 --> 01:05:15.480 paying attention listening to a video about it while I 1424 01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:19.360 was playing something else and thinking about other things. So 1425 01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:21.000 this might be very misleading information. 1426 01:05:22.480 --> 01:05:25.239 Action might be that mister crabs found her. 1427 01:05:25.519 --> 01:05:30.320 It actually might be just a man with crabs found 1428 01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:31.960 Emilia Earhart's body and plane. 1429 01:05:32.920 --> 01:05:37.280 Man with crabs so interesting, Eugene found her. Eugene crabs 1430 01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:41.159 all right, No, it's not crazy question crabs because of 1431 01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:48.760 his crabs like We're an hour in this big giant 1432 01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:52.519 crabs big as there that video of. 1433 01:05:52.519 --> 01:05:55.280 The fucking lady who was like cooking crabs in an 1434 01:05:55.280 --> 01:05:58.320 air fryer and it was like they were live crabs 1435 01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:00.280 or whatever. She was like seasoning them and you could 1436 01:06:00.280 --> 01:06:03.119 hear the crabs scream. 1437 01:06:03.440 --> 01:06:05.559 I think, I know what you're talking. I remember a 1438 01:06:05.639 --> 01:06:08.320 video something like that, and then just a wave with 1439 01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:13.639 people like shitting on her. Yeah. It's uh, some people 1440 01:06:13.800 --> 01:06:15.000 just grow up, like really. 1441 01:06:14.880 --> 01:06:17.400 You know, it's right, It's really like because look, I 1442 01:06:17.760 --> 01:06:20.960 understand that crabs and lobsters and bugs in general are unsympathetic. 1443 01:06:22.119 --> 01:06:22.440 I'm not. 1444 01:06:22.800 --> 01:06:26.480 My heart's not bleeding or anything, but like, why like 1445 01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:29.800 why even like I feel like the size matters, you know, 1446 01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:32.199 because you step on ants all the time, probably by 1447 01:06:32.199 --> 01:06:33.840 accident and you're not really thinking about it. 1448 01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:34.920 Size definitely matters. 1449 01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:39.440 And also I think the level of sentience consciousness of 1450 01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:43.519 what and what I mean by that is crustrations actually 1451 01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:45.920 do things that are very reminiscent to humans, Like say, 1452 01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:49.280 when they're hurt, when they're injured, they rub their their 1453 01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:52.760 their injuries. They can they they like like we do, 1454 01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:53.440 like fu. 1455 01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:55.239 Yeah, when they get stressed out, they rip their arms 1456 01:06:55.239 --> 01:06:55.800 off just like me. 1457 01:06:56.199 --> 01:06:59.000 Yeah, they do things that it's like, oh, these people 1458 01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:02.039 are very self aware, like you know, like like ripping 1459 01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:03.400 your arms up like you said exactly. 1460 01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:05.079 There are things like that. 1461 01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:07.679 I'm like, just kill the fucking son of a bitch 1462 01:07:07.679 --> 01:07:09.119 before you fucking cook it. 1463 01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.280 Yeah it air f Also, what the are you doing 1464 01:07:12.360 --> 01:07:13.599 putting crab in an air just. 1465 01:07:13.480 --> 01:07:17.000 Being fucking cunty, Like it literally takes a second, there's 1466 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:21.440 its head knife dead. It takes a second. And these 1467 01:07:21.440 --> 01:07:23.199 people are like, let me just do it a lot. 1468 01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:26.159 Put in a washing machine first, as if it fucking 1469 01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:36.320 makes a difference one like you kill it that not 1470 01:07:36.360 --> 01:07:38.000 even not even a fucking dryer. 1471 01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:41.760 Oh yeah, sorry, put a dryer on high and put 1472 01:07:41.760 --> 01:07:42.639 a live crab. 1473 01:07:42.719 --> 01:07:45.679 No, no, I kind of I really did like the washing 1474 01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:48.719 machine because you're doing a favorite kind of cold cook 1475 01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:49.199 or something. 1476 01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:49.599 I don't know. 1477 01:07:50.360 --> 01:07:57.760 I think it cook freezer, freezer. I think there's something there. Yeah, yeah, 1478 01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:00.519 about I think all those pop well, I want to 1479 01:08:00.519 --> 01:08:01.920 beat the piss out of all these people that do 1480 01:08:01.960 --> 01:08:04.719 that and make excuses, the ones that makes you like, 1481 01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:06.920 oh I have to do it for I'm like, no, 1482 01:08:07.000 --> 01:08:07.559 I think you're just. 1483 01:08:07.599 --> 01:08:10.800 Kind of like I feel creatures, I feel nothing for them. 1484 01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:11.840 I don't feel any sympathy. 1485 01:08:11.960 --> 01:08:14.719 I mean, it's not about sea, creatures, things and general. 1486 01:08:14.800 --> 01:08:18.800 I'm just I just pray to the overlords that made 1487 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:22.239 this universe that some beings come and then they do 1488 01:08:22.319 --> 01:08:24.520 that to humans. I want I want it so badly 1489 01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:28.039 that they with like you know how there's those claw machines, 1490 01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:30.039 you know, like they put us in like a thing 1491 01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:32.479 and there's like the claw machine, they press it, they 1492 01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:34.640 grab the human and then it dunks them in oil. 1493 01:08:35.800 --> 01:08:38.239 And then all the humans are talking like this is 1494 01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:40.920 so barbaric, and I'm like, nigga is it? It's literally 1495 01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:42.079 what we've been doing. 1496 01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:42.920 For fucking centuries. 1497 01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:48.239 It's drawn that somebody drew it. Oh, because there's this 1498 01:08:48.560 --> 01:08:52.800 fat nigga named Low that he's a basketball YouTuber and 1499 01:08:52.840 --> 01:08:54.840 he was wearing it during the life. Is he the 1500 01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:56.479 guy with his wife? 1501 01:08:56.680 --> 01:09:00.199 Yes, you know he used to do I should it's 1502 01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:04.520 agent Agent until they got caught cheating on his fucking way. 1503 01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:05.880 You got, yeah, cheating. 1504 01:09:06.119 --> 01:09:08.119 You see this ugly guys nigga cheating on his way. 1505 01:09:08.159 --> 01:09:09.000 It's so crazy. 1506 01:09:09.439 --> 01:09:10.880 These people. They get a little bit of clout and 1507 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:12.119 then all of a sudden, They're just like, I'm gonna 1508 01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:14.640 star fucking binge and I'm like, you are without your 1509 01:09:14.680 --> 01:09:18.359 YouTube channel, you are hideous, sir, Like, yeah, why get 1510 01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:19.680 married in the first place. I don't care. 1511 01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:23.279 That's the the whole other story. I ever understood that 1512 01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:24.079 ever in my life. 1513 01:09:24.119 --> 01:09:24.319 Ever. 1514 01:09:24.399 --> 01:09:27.720 It's like, people, there's nothing wrong with not being married. 1515 01:09:27.760 --> 01:09:30.760 It's cognitive diitionance. People, as I say what they want 1516 01:09:30.760 --> 01:09:33.000 to not let's say not cognitistiondance if there's a level 1517 01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:34.800 of it that they use. But it's like having your 1518 01:09:34.840 --> 01:09:37.039 cake and in it too, right. They always want to 1519 01:09:37.039 --> 01:09:40.399 do both. I want to be in a monogamous relationship, 1520 01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:41.760 but I also want to fuck a bunch of bitches. 1521 01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:44.439 And my thought was always just fuck a bunch of bitches? 1522 01:09:44.439 --> 01:09:46.239 What do you Why would you do both? But they 1523 01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:49.600 just they need to have both. Have you guys, have you. 1524 01:09:49.520 --> 01:09:52.960 Seen the spike in in the flat earth thing? I 1525 01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:56.239 don't care, So there was I forgot the guy that 1526 01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:57.840 was on. 1527 01:09:57.199 --> 01:09:59.000 Hold thought, I just want to say, yeah, shout out 1528 01:09:59.039 --> 01:10:01.840 to that dumb nigga low because he was wearing that 1529 01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:07.079 that dumb adulterer. I like, he's like I like him 1530 01:10:07.079 --> 01:10:08.640 as a content creator. He's actually I think he's very 1531 01:10:08.640 --> 01:10:10.479 good at breaking out basketball. But yeah, he was wearing 1532 01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:12.880 this watch, this sketch watch, and so I bought it. 1533 01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:14.560 I was like, it looks kind of cool. Yeah. I 1534 01:10:14.600 --> 01:10:16.199 was just like, hold it. It was like thirty bucks 1535 01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:18.880 on eBay. Yeah, and I was just like, I this 1536 01:10:18.960 --> 01:10:20.920 is the first time I think I've ever coveted something 1537 01:10:20.960 --> 01:10:23.960 that a that a YouTuber was wearing. Yeah, I need. 1538 01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:24.960 That fucking watch. It's awesome. 1539 01:10:25.760 --> 01:10:25.920 Man. 1540 01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:28.039 How hard could be a breakdown basketball? I mean people 1541 01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:29.680 people run around with the ball. 1542 01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:33.079 The ball, Well, I could do that probably it Uh, 1543 01:10:33.119 --> 01:10:37.760 it's it's it's funny because basketball seems so simple, but 1544 01:10:37.800 --> 01:10:40.399 it's like, no, I know, yeah, it's it's it's funny, 1545 01:10:40.399 --> 01:10:43.920 but because it really the visual one of the easiest 1546 01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:44.560 sports to follow. 1547 01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:48.840 Basket another basket, he made, another basket he missed. I 1548 01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:50.640 think all the I think the think the video of 1549 01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:54.319 the baseball announcer where like he uh they caught him 1550 01:10:54.319 --> 01:10:55.840 on a hot mic is a long time ago, but 1551 01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:59.239 he goes, uh, he goes it's the he goes it's 1552 01:10:59.239 --> 01:11:02.239 the f slurk capital of the world. I don't know 1553 01:11:02.279 --> 01:11:04.359 what he's talking about exactly, but it comes back and 1554 01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:07.439 he goes, like earlier today, I made live on the thing. 1555 01:11:07.479 --> 01:11:11.560 It's like I made some bad some really bad. I 1556 01:11:11.560 --> 01:11:13.760 made a mistake. I said something really bad. This is 1557 01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:16.880 not me. I'm a man of a man of the Lord. 1558 01:11:17.119 --> 01:11:21.520 I don't do these kinds of things. And he's still 1559 01:11:21.560 --> 01:11:25.720 he's still calling the game though, So like you guys, 1560 01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:28.079 like earlier, I said something that is really offensive to 1561 01:11:28.199 --> 01:11:31.560 an entire group of people, and I am deeply ashamed 1562 01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:35.600 of what I've said. And that's a single all the 1563 01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:39.720 way into the outfield. No fucking dude, it's crazy like 1564 01:11:39.800 --> 01:11:41.479 it is. I wish I could remember exactly. 1565 01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:43.760 I mean, if you said floy capital of the World, 1566 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.439 it's probably easily friend. 1567 01:11:45.640 --> 01:11:47.079 It must be San Francisco Giants. 1568 01:11:47.119 --> 01:11:48.760 I genuinely do. I think it wasn't. I think it 1569 01:11:48.800 --> 01:11:50.159 was like the Chicago or something. 1570 01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:52.840 I think it was like it was so uncalled for. Oh, 1571 01:11:53.000 --> 01:11:55.079 let me see if I can find it. It is a 1572 01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:57.119 really interesting audio. 1573 01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:58.439 It was just like a Sox It was like a 1574 01:11:58.439 --> 01:12:01.319 White Sox game. I really think he was just like 1575 01:12:01.399 --> 01:12:05.520 the fucking queers over here. They put fucking ketchup on 1576 01:12:05.560 --> 01:12:07.439 their ohait, you know, they don't put ketchup on their 1577 01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:09.840 hot dog. I guess actually which I I'm gonna be honest. 1578 01:12:09.840 --> 01:12:11.960 That's the one thing that I enjoyed the Reds. Whatever 1579 01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:14.800 the Reds is. I don't know what the Reds. The Reds. 1580 01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:17.680 You think it may be the Red Sox. Maybe Boston. 1581 01:12:19.319 --> 01:12:22.119 Wait, hold on, trying to find the. 1582 01:12:22.840 --> 01:12:28.880 Capital of the world. That's great. 1583 01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:33.319 Can I see the who the teams? 1584 01:12:34.359 --> 01:12:34.560 Oh? 1585 01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:38.600 Sure, bro, it means nothing. 1586 01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:42.039 Uh. I thought it said the Red c N and 1587 01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:46.600 Cincinnati and North Carolina. Oh sorry, sorry, Kansas City. I 1588 01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:50.000 thought that looked like wow. I think ended updating my glasses. Uh, 1589 01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:53.479 Kansas City and Canada on the mound. 1590 01:12:55.319 --> 01:12:58.880 I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess h 1591 01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:03.239 went out over the year that I am deeply ashamed of. 1592 01:13:05.159 --> 01:13:08.600 If I have heard anyone out there, I can't tell 1593 01:13:08.640 --> 01:13:10.520 you how much I say from the bottom of my heart, 1594 01:13:10.600 --> 01:13:15.399 I'm so very very sorry ride myself and think of 1595 01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:18.039 myself as a man of faith. 1596 01:13:19.039 --> 01:13:23.279 What's exactly, Because there's a drive in a deep left field, 1597 01:13:25.279 --> 01:13:29.880 he's still that's crazy. 1598 01:13:30.479 --> 01:13:34.479 I guess it's like it's just funny to see he's 1599 01:13:34.479 --> 01:13:34.920 in work. 1600 01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:38.119 Though he's still he's he's working, and the producer could 1601 01:13:38.119 --> 01:13:39.760 have been like called the game. 1602 01:13:39.840 --> 01:13:42.319 Yeah, game, like don't bring more attention to this, and 1603 01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:44.319 the end of it, it goes like this, maybe the 1604 01:13:44.359 --> 01:13:46.359 last time I put on the headset or whatever. 1605 01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:49.960 If you said he didn't say the headset. 1606 01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:53.079 This might be the last time. This might be the 1607 01:13:53.159 --> 01:13:55.159 last time I wear them, I wear the gear. 1608 01:13:55.600 --> 01:14:01.399 What out of those cities that was, uh, Cincinnati, Yeah, 1609 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:07.119 and uh and Kansas City Cincinnati. 1610 01:14:07.159 --> 01:14:08.560 Again, I don't know what he's talking. He might be 1611 01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:10.880 having a separate conversation and not. 1612 01:14:11.119 --> 01:14:14.119 Talking about where he's at right has to be. But 1613 01:14:14.159 --> 01:14:17.079 it's so funny, so ithing like, when when did those 1614 01:14:17.199 --> 01:14:21.119 cities become the the great migration? 1615 01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:23.960 The migration I don't even know what. 1616 01:14:24.079 --> 01:14:28.720 So I don't know. All the baseball teams Cincinnati Red 1617 01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:33.640 Cincinnati Reds and then the I didn't even know. I 1618 01:14:33.640 --> 01:14:33.920 don't know. 1619 01:14:34.039 --> 01:14:38.359 There's Census City had a team Blue Royal Roy. I 1620 01:14:38.399 --> 01:14:41.520 was like Blue Jay's Royals roy. It's just all Blue 1621 01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:44.000 Jays are Toronto, Okay. 1622 01:14:44.079 --> 01:14:45.439 There's just so much of Yankees to me. It's just 1623 01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:48.840 like there's the Chicago Yankees, There's the fucking Cincinnati Yankees. 1624 01:14:49.640 --> 01:14:51.840 There's the other New York Yankees that they call themselves 1625 01:14:51.880 --> 01:14:55.520 the Mets. I guess there's the Giants to be the 1626 01:14:56.159 --> 01:14:58.680 Mets exactly the Metropolitans. 1627 01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:03.399 This it does object you, it is dumb. Well, no, 1628 01:15:03.399 --> 01:15:05.920 I'm just saying this. Sports niggas fucking helped me out. 1629 01:15:06.159 --> 01:15:09.199 Man Puerto Rican. I like baseball more than I should. 1630 01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:10.640 Actually I hate I actually hate it. 1631 01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:11.439 Get into it, man. 1632 01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:13.479 I'm nostalgic for the vibe of baseball because it was 1633 01:15:13.479 --> 01:15:15.840 always on in the background with my dad was watching it. 1634 01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:18.640 But like, I don't, I don't made me play baseball 1635 01:15:18.680 --> 01:15:22.039 for four years. I fucking hated that page. That was 1636 01:15:22.079 --> 01:15:23.960 my first sport. Did you play? 1637 01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:26.680 I had to do t ball and then I had 1638 01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:29.199 to play I did one regular little I did. 1639 01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:31.239 I did t ball for two years. I did literally 1640 01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:34.680 for two years. I maybe hit two balls that whole time. 1641 01:15:34.720 --> 01:15:36.159 I was like, I'm not good at the sport. My 1642 01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:39.520 highlight was catching. I was always if you're in the outfield, 1643 01:15:39.520 --> 01:15:42.000 that means you suck. Yes, So also I said, oh, 1644 01:15:42.079 --> 01:15:46.079 you're really good. Like you, you're extremely talented. 1645 01:15:46.279 --> 01:15:47.720 But this way, if you're in Little League, I think 1646 01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:52.439 it's you suck. No talented child. So I completely indifferent. 1647 01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:56.319 You know, if you're talented, your first base, your short stop, 1648 01:15:56.359 --> 01:15:59.439 you know what I mean important. I'm fucking left field, 1649 01:15:59.520 --> 01:16:02.439 just like jacking off or whatever, just fucking trying to 1650 01:16:02.479 --> 01:16:04.439 like put my fucking glove over my dick while I'm 1651 01:16:04.479 --> 01:16:06.520 jacking off. You know, nobody could see. And I see 1652 01:16:06.560 --> 01:16:08.199 my can stealthy jack off bomb in the field. That 1653 01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:13.079 is crazy standing there watching and then he's he's full 1654 01:16:13.079 --> 01:16:14.159 of everyone. I caught it. 1655 01:16:14.159 --> 01:16:14.600 I got it. 1656 01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:17.159 I caught it. I caught a got one dude out 1657 01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:19.000 and then I tried to make a double play, and 1658 01:16:19.039 --> 01:16:21.119 then of course I was supposed to throw it to 1659 01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:24.319 the to the stop, but I was just like, you know, 1660 01:16:24.319 --> 01:16:26.199 because this dude was this dude was actually really fast. 1661 01:16:26.239 --> 01:16:28.640 I'm like, no, I'm gonna throw it to the No. 1662 01:16:28.720 --> 01:16:30.279 I was actually the third. I was suppo to throw 1663 01:16:30.319 --> 01:16:31.960 it a stop so then he can have the option 1664 01:16:32.039 --> 01:16:34.399 to throw it at home or whatever. But I was like, 1665 01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:36.520 I fucked up trying to throw it a third and 1666 01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:37.680 I was a little bit short and there's a little 1667 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:39.199 bounce and that guy was it. I was like, fuck, 1668 01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:43.199 uh he uh, probably I think he did. I feel 1669 01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:46.079 like I blacked out and I hate so much. I played. 1670 01:16:46.119 --> 01:16:47.119 I played a little bit of baseball. 1671 01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:49.520 I played baseball and then I but that was for 1672 01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:52.199 like school or something or like just the community. 1673 01:16:52.560 --> 01:16:54.560 Was how did Little League teams work? 1674 01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:56.399 It's just like a it's community. 1675 01:16:56.560 --> 01:16:58.079 Yeah, so I did that for the community. And then 1676 01:16:58.079 --> 01:17:01.000 I did like A and A. It was like an 1677 01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:04.600 adult child wrestling match for the team for the church. 1678 01:17:06.359 --> 01:17:07.880 Adult child Does that mean like. 1679 01:17:07.880 --> 01:17:09.560 It means like they pay a child with an adult. 1680 01:17:09.960 --> 01:17:13.520 Oh, and then they rest wrestle. They don't wrestle each other. No, no, 1681 01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:16.159 they wrestle each other. It's for the church. 1682 01:17:17.319 --> 01:17:22.319 Adult Oh the pope, what. 1683 01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:25.039 The I like, how you thought of the pope when 1684 01:17:25.039 --> 01:17:27.359 I was talking about adults wrestling children? 1685 01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:27.680 Yeah? 1686 01:17:27.840 --> 01:17:32.800 That was the wrestling Chicago. I uh yeah, you know 1687 01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:35.720 it's weird because there were no spectators. 1688 01:17:35.239 --> 01:17:42.600 Ever, okay, like uncovering assaulted. He was like slowly digging 1689 01:17:42.640 --> 01:17:48.079 away at the walls. Like wait, I hate the you 1690 01:17:48.279 --> 01:17:50.640 stupid victim. 1691 01:17:51.279 --> 01:17:51.680 Victim. 1692 01:17:51.880 --> 01:17:54.760 Yeah, Pastor Pastor Michaels was always there early. 1693 01:17:55.079 --> 01:17:58.760 I think, yeah, I think I'd be a serial killer 1694 01:17:58.760 --> 01:18:01.920 if I got arrested. Oh curious, I think I like 1695 01:18:02.319 --> 01:18:04.680 legitimately would have went like on a like a spree 1696 01:18:04.720 --> 01:18:06.760 of like, oh, I'm gonna get them all. I mean, 1697 01:18:06.800 --> 01:18:09.079 it makes sense, I'm gonna get them. I don't like 1698 01:18:09.079 --> 01:18:11.840 I already feel strongly about it, but nothing happened. So 1699 01:18:11.920 --> 01:18:14.000 I imagine something happened when you were repressing something or 1700 01:18:14.039 --> 01:18:16.880 what if I no, I think unless like you know, 1701 01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:18.960 like I said, I had a dream that I killed 1702 01:18:18.960 --> 01:18:21.600 someone and then like I was, the dream kind of 1703 01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:25.880 freaked me out because within the dream it felt like 1704 01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.800 I was unlocking a memory that I repressed. 1705 01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:32.800 It's crazy that your brain would do that to you, 1706 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:34.319 you know what I mean, Like it would just torture 1707 01:18:34.359 --> 01:18:35.840 you feel like. 1708 01:18:35.800 --> 01:18:37.880 You're sure you've been wrong, and you really think about 1709 01:18:37.880 --> 01:18:41.039 it's like, wait, this never actually happened, dude. I made 1710 01:18:41.079 --> 01:18:43.119 up this. I made up this anger I had. It's 1711 01:18:43.119 --> 01:18:44.520 this anger that I feel right now. 1712 01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:46.199 I used to have this. 1713 01:18:46.359 --> 01:18:48.479 I used to have this dream about this recurring house 1714 01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:49.960 and it always freaking out because I was like, I 1715 01:18:49.960 --> 01:18:51.880 feel like, one day I'm gonna find this house and 1716 01:18:51.880 --> 01:18:52.560 it's gonna freak me. 1717 01:18:52.600 --> 01:18:54.640 It's gonna mean something. Yeah, what is that? 1718 01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:55.159 What is it? 1719 01:18:55.239 --> 01:18:55.359 Like? 1720 01:18:55.520 --> 01:18:56.039 What's in it? 1721 01:18:56.039 --> 01:18:58.760 It was like the same layout every single time, like 1722 01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:00.600 things in the room changed, but it was always like 1723 01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:02.279 the same kind of hallway, the same kind of the 1724 01:19:02.319 --> 01:19:03.199 same number of steps. 1725 01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:05.319 I think happened. Man, fucked up. I don't. 1726 01:19:05.319 --> 01:19:07.920 I don't want to have It's why I've stuck to apartments. 1727 01:19:09.199 --> 01:19:13.239 I'm do you ever have very specific dreams that actually 1728 01:19:13.439 --> 01:19:16.159 came true. Yeah, that's the thing that freaks me out, 1729 01:19:16.239 --> 01:19:18.960 Not like Monday, because you probably dream so fucking much, 1730 01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:21.880 your mind thinks about so much shit. Eventually you're gonna 1731 01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:24.640 have this day dejah vu thing of a mundane event. 1732 01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:28.920 But like, I had two very distinct things that I 1733 01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.840 dreamed about, and I'm like, how the fuck? What the 1734 01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:34.439 It just makes me. I'm like, this is the scientist 1735 01:19:34.439 --> 01:19:36.359 don't really understand consciousness. And I'm like, yeah, this is 1736 01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:38.199 where we're at. This is when ship like that happened. 1737 01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:38.560 I heard. 1738 01:19:39.039 --> 01:19:41.680 I've had dreams that I'm like, this sounds like I 1739 01:19:41.720 --> 01:19:44.439 feels like it really happened before. But then I'm dreaming 1740 01:19:44.720 --> 01:19:46.760 and I'm like, holy shit, I'm not even awaken up. 1741 01:19:46.960 --> 01:19:49.319 Like my dreams. I think my sometimes I think my 1742 01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:52.439 dream in my dreams. I think my dreams are real. 1743 01:19:53.159 --> 01:19:55.319 So like I'm like, oh, this happened in a dream, 1744 01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:57.479 it's gonna happened in real life, right, And then I'm like, 1745 01:19:57.560 --> 01:19:58.119 what am I doing? 1746 01:19:58.159 --> 01:20:00.920 I'm dreaming right now in the first place, So I'm 1747 01:20:00.920 --> 01:20:02.840 worried about my dreams and my dreams. 1748 01:20:03.159 --> 01:20:04.760 I don't even think I understand what you're saying. 1749 01:20:05.159 --> 01:20:07.439 You first, so at first you think you're awake, yeah, 1750 01:20:08.119 --> 01:20:09.960 and then you realize. Then you start your lucid dreaming. 1751 01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:13.520 You realize that you're dreaming, and then you're you're contemplating, 1752 01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:16.000 You're thinking about your philosophizing about the dream that you're having. 1753 01:20:16.079 --> 01:20:18.079 The dream, the dream I've had a prior time, but 1754 01:20:18.119 --> 01:20:20.159 I never even had to dream. It was a dream 1755 01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:21.159 of a dream of a dream. 1756 01:20:21.920 --> 01:20:23.000 I don't care about this anymore. 1757 01:20:23.319 --> 01:20:26.279 I immediately it's it's really stupid. When it's also like, 1758 01:20:26.439 --> 01:20:27.600 what the fuck is going on? 1759 01:20:28.359 --> 01:20:30.279 Amount of questions from our patrons over at patreon dot 1760 01:20:30.319 --> 01:20:31.680 com slash the Snart tank. 1761 01:20:31.720 --> 01:20:33.760 Dream but the Pope that happened? 1762 01:20:33.840 --> 01:20:35.720 But you got to do Pope he's fro Chicago whatever, 1763 01:20:35.800 --> 01:20:38.119 he's part Hey, he's part Haitian dominicant. People don't like 1764 01:20:38.199 --> 01:20:42.880 that American pope. Yeah, he's woke. People are calling him 1765 01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:45.079 the what are they the woke pope I forgat again. 1766 01:20:45.319 --> 01:20:46.159 Calling it the woe. 1767 01:20:46.239 --> 01:20:49.159 Yeah, the who literally there was the wolf? Really yeah, yeah, 1768 01:20:49.159 --> 01:20:54.640 they're very clever. Obviously Christians. I don't care many. They're 1769 01:20:54.640 --> 01:20:57.640 all protect they're all protect rapists and you actually looking 1770 01:20:57.640 --> 01:21:00.239 at them. He's protected rapists. So here's a pope. That's 1771 01:21:00.279 --> 01:21:00.560 what I'm like. 1772 01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:01.920 I like everybody. 1773 01:21:02.079 --> 01:21:05.000 I was gonna say, of course, he's from Chicago. He's 1774 01:21:05.039 --> 01:21:08.159 from the what is it the capital of the world. 1775 01:21:10.359 --> 01:21:15.279 Sorry, I pride myself as a Christian. I didn't mean 1776 01:21:15.319 --> 01:21:16.520 to faith. 1777 01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:19.720 I would love it if his apology was like, so 1778 01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:23.199 you might have heard me say some some fucking crazy thing. 1779 01:21:24.279 --> 01:21:25.720 Didn't mean to say that. You didn't mean for you 1780 01:21:25.800 --> 01:21:29.840 to hear that. I'm just joking. Sorry, I'm kidding around. 1781 01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:35.720 I'm sorry. He says the whitest person ever. It's like 1782 01:21:36.720 --> 01:21:39.600 it sounds like I know that. I guess they all 1783 01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:42.279 sound the same. Those are boy, but he sounds like 1784 01:21:42.359 --> 01:21:45.479 Troy Aikman, uh, the quarterback from Oh. 1785 01:21:45.399 --> 01:21:48.600 Yeah No, all the like the announcer, Oh yeah, every 1786 01:21:48.640 --> 01:21:52.439 announcer sounds, especially for baseball, like it's like they hire 1787 01:21:53.319 --> 01:21:55.000 it might just be a clone to the same guy 1788 01:21:55.079 --> 01:21:57.640 over and over again, like I because I swear to God, 1789 01:21:57.680 --> 01:22:00.119 there's like there's like a voice for baseball announcers that 1790 01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:01.880 I swear has been the same since I was a child. 1791 01:22:02.079 --> 01:22:04.279 Yeah, I mean that's probably true for me listening to 1792 01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:08.000 NPR and like the fucking Ams and I it'd be 1793 01:22:08.079 --> 01:22:10.399 like it'd be NPR and then it'd be a radio 1794 01:22:10.439 --> 01:22:14.159 station on a baseball My grandma wasn't too and I'm like, Grandma, 1795 01:22:14.279 --> 01:22:17.399 I really hate this fucking sport. Please put on baskets. 1796 01:22:17.439 --> 01:22:20.239 And he's like, no, I'm watching the Yankees. This is important. 1797 01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:23.119 It's really fucking crazy. 1798 01:22:23.479 --> 01:22:26.159 I hate how much she loved I hate how much 1799 01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:29.760 she loved baseball. It was like her favorite thing that 1800 01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:30.800 wasn't going to church. 1801 01:22:31.279 --> 01:22:32.840 That's crazy. What are you looking at? 1802 01:22:32.840 --> 01:22:34.920 I was just looking at uh the wope. No, I 1803 01:22:35.000 --> 01:22:37.079 was trying to you see that. 1804 01:22:37.079 --> 01:22:38.640 Other guy who was in the running for being poked 1805 01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:41.000 by the way that the Italian man. His name was 1806 01:22:41.119 --> 01:22:45.680 Pierre Bautista Pizza Bala. I'm not I understand. It sounds 1807 01:22:45.680 --> 01:22:47.079 like a fucking lie that I would make up. 1808 01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:49.600 Did they change the pope's names because they're. 1809 01:22:49.439 --> 01:22:52.199 Supposed to honor like the I don't know who cares. 1810 01:22:52.279 --> 01:22:54.479 I actually, I have no idea, I make something up, 1811 01:22:54.479 --> 01:22:59.199 but choose and I was like, it's just Pope master Chief, 1812 01:22:59.279 --> 01:23:04.159 the Pope, cheap the master Chief, Pope master Chief, the Pope. 1813 01:23:06.159 --> 01:23:07.800 No, like I don't double title. 1814 01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:11.800 I don't know, but like the Yeah, this guy's name 1815 01:23:11.880 --> 01:23:15.079 is Pierre Bautista Pizza Bala, which sounds. 1816 01:23:14.840 --> 01:23:17.159 Even crazier to me that he didn't choose that. 1817 01:23:17.399 --> 01:23:17.560 Man. 1818 01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:19.560 Well, I think they were like, if you're Pope, you 1819 01:23:19.880 --> 01:23:21.560 you have to change your name, and we can't lose 1820 01:23:21.640 --> 01:23:24.560 that name. You know, that was my thought. It was 1821 01:23:24.640 --> 01:23:27.880 just like immediately, it's like, your name sounds like JK. 1822 01:23:28.119 --> 01:23:31.359 Rowling wrote you you know what's insane. If I were 1823 01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:34.960 on the council or whatever voting, that literally would have 1824 01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:37.560 been my reasoning. Yeah, like I have not even joking 1825 01:23:37.720 --> 01:23:40.760 due your name's too cool. I'm sorry, bro, it's the most. 1826 01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:42.760 It's the most compelling reason for why he was not 1827 01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.520 you know what I mean, it's pizza, but his name 1828 01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:47.399 is Pierre Bautista Pizza Bala. 1829 01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:53.880 He's French, he's fucking the ww superstar. Yeah, Pierre Bautista 1830 01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:57.600 Pizza Bala. Yeah, which, by the way, and Italian translates 1831 01:23:57.640 --> 01:24:05.119 to pizza dance. This is Pope pizza dance. How is 1832 01:24:05.159 --> 01:24:07.399 that not the coolest name ever? 1833 01:24:08.880 --> 01:24:13.000 Pizza dances pizza, you fucking idiot. I'm sorry, my brain, 1834 01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:15.479 my brain shows the wrong name pizza. 1835 01:24:16.600 --> 01:24:19.399 I wonder what you what it means. Pizza is dance. 1836 01:24:21.359 --> 01:24:28.760 My idiots doesn't even know what simple mistake I raised him, 1837 01:24:28.800 --> 01:24:32.319 and he doesn't even know Tom twisted dudes whatever man 1838 01:24:32.479 --> 01:24:34.359 raised him on pizza. You stupid idiots. 1839 01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:44.199 Bally, I think uh means dance or something like that. 1840 01:24:44.399 --> 01:24:47.560 You know something like that. Oh no, it means dancing Spanish. 1841 01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:51.000 I wanted to. I didn't mean to bring this up, 1842 01:24:51.880 --> 01:24:54.279 but it just has to do with we talked about. 1843 01:24:55.279 --> 01:24:57.199 You said you were like, hey, you wanted to look 1844 01:24:57.239 --> 01:24:58.680 at what clear obscure? Yeah? 1845 01:24:59.239 --> 01:25:01.600 Yeah, and and it means light and dark or something. 1846 01:25:01.800 --> 01:25:03.720 Yeah, it was very I remember you said it was 1847 01:25:03.800 --> 01:25:07.159 like a twilight twilight yeah, and then which got us 1848 01:25:07.199 --> 01:25:11.039 on the conspiracy train of and I was like, wait, damn, 1849 01:25:11.119 --> 01:25:14.319 that completely falls apart when it learned what clips are. 1850 01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:16.279 Actually, Yeah, it means light and dark, but dark like 1851 01:25:16.600 --> 01:25:18.359 when you look up Claire Skirit it does say. It 1852 01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:20.560 translates to twilight. So I don't know what the fun Yeah. 1853 01:25:20.399 --> 01:25:22.279 I guess it. Probably it has like a double meaning, 1854 01:25:22.319 --> 01:25:23.920 but I know specific it's light and dark. And it's 1855 01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:27.520 also like a technique. Yeah, like so it's like an 1856 01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:31.560 art technique. So it made me sad because I was like, no, 1857 01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:38.920 we stringed it together. You look for meeting where there 1858 01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:44.439 is done. That's so mean that what people do and 1859 01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:48.319 and everything's gonna die one day. You want to see 1860 01:25:48.359 --> 01:25:50.760 the end of life, So look like trigger it right now, 1861 01:25:51.760 --> 01:25:57.760 have a little erace. New Zealand like this, it's gone. 1862 01:25:59.159 --> 01:26:01.640 Didn't even ask, he didn't answer, he just did it. 1863 01:26:02.920 --> 01:26:06.000 You see what's gone. So what's what's next? Italy gone? 1864 01:26:07.319 --> 01:26:08.640 There was pizza. 1865 01:26:08.960 --> 01:26:19.319 Sorry he never existed, he says, chow and he does 1866 01:26:19.399 --> 01:26:25.640 his little pizza dance into the sky. Dude, and tell 1867 01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:26.920 me if you feel this way, because I kind of 1868 01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:29.159 feel this way, or at least if I don't feel 1869 01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:33.000 this way, I'm damn close to feeling it. Pierta pizza 1870 01:26:33.000 --> 01:26:36.319 Balla to me, sounds faker than pizza Rman pizza Osborne. 1871 01:26:39.279 --> 01:26:43.520 To be real, it's on the same level. It's on 1872 01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:46.880 the same it is on the cut like they are cousins. 1873 01:26:47.439 --> 01:26:51.279 Does pizza mean something? No, I think I think it's 1874 01:26:51.439 --> 01:26:53.119 just was pizza mean something. 1875 01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:56.119 I think it's just I think it's just what it was. 1876 01:26:56.359 --> 01:26:57.640 I think it's just what it is. 1877 01:26:57.800 --> 01:26:57.840 Like. 1878 01:26:58.039 --> 01:27:02.439 Yeah, whatever city claims was pizza, I forget. They're like, oh, 1879 01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:04.479 this is the birthplace of pizza is one of the cities. 1880 01:27:05.279 --> 01:27:10.840 I think Pizza Michigan. Yeah, the Birthplacezza. 1881 01:27:12.079 --> 01:27:12.439 I forgot. 1882 01:27:12.520 --> 01:27:14.640 There was a city in Italy called Pizza Michigan. 1883 01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:17.319 There's Pizza Michigan. I know there is a Hell Michigan. 1884 01:27:17.439 --> 01:27:21.600 Actually there's a I have seen the sign Michigan, but 1885 01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:23.399 I've seen the sign Welcome to Hell, Michigan. 1886 01:27:24.279 --> 01:27:26.119 I was in Michigan and I was depressed. 1887 01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:27.520 Yeah, I was. 1888 01:27:27.600 --> 01:27:30.119 I was in there, Uh well, passing through. It was 1889 01:27:30.159 --> 01:27:33.239 in Bay City or whatever the fun it was called 1890 01:27:33.279 --> 01:27:36.199 Bay City, fucking dragon ball z ass City. It was. 1891 01:27:37.119 --> 01:27:39.479 It was just so the West City. 1892 01:27:40.039 --> 01:27:43.479 It felt like I got eaten by so. Yeah, it 1893 01:27:43.600 --> 01:27:46.119 was just all directions. There's only four cities. 1894 01:27:46.720 --> 01:27:47.920 I guess it was that. 1895 01:27:48.039 --> 01:27:50.000 I gotta say, a whole city of people. 1896 01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:54.000 I've seen the ocean many times, right, obviously it kind 1897 01:27:54.000 --> 01:27:57.359 of it was. It was, Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying 1898 01:27:57.840 --> 01:28:01.199 see a lot. Once it was unt nerving to see 1899 01:28:01.359 --> 01:28:05.119 a lake that big. Great. Yeah, like seeing a. 1900 01:28:05.199 --> 01:28:09.159 Lake it's freaky, right, it's cold. It's noticeably colder by 1901 01:28:09.199 --> 01:28:11.560 the lakes too. It's sucking strange. It's like, this shouldn't be. 1902 01:28:11.800 --> 01:28:14.399 This is not how I perceive lakes. You know, so, well, 1903 01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:17.000 that's what a lake is. Actually, you've seen rivers and ships. 1904 01:28:17.239 --> 01:28:21.159 Well, I've seen small lakes, like man made lakes, you know, 1905 01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:24.960 like like they're they're probably in in Uh, I don't 1906 01:28:25.000 --> 01:28:27.920 need to get well, you can see a person from 1907 01:28:27.960 --> 01:28:30.279 the other side of the lake, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, see, 1908 01:28:30.399 --> 01:28:32.319 like but they're seeing like one of these great lakes, 1909 01:28:32.319 --> 01:28:35.000 and I'm like, it's like, oh my god, Like you 1910 01:28:35.079 --> 01:28:37.159 could kind of get lost in this lake, kind of 1911 01:28:38.000 --> 01:28:41.199 like you can drift away and not be seen. It's 1912 01:28:41.279 --> 01:28:44.840 kind of weird. Water still water before. 1913 01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:47.840 I love drinking still water, but like I've never I've 1914 01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:48.960 never been to stillwater. 1915 01:28:49.119 --> 01:28:52.479 Oh you just drinks still water, still water, the city 1916 01:28:52.560 --> 01:28:56.199 and the water. I don't want to walk off the 1917 01:28:57.319 --> 01:28:58.840 not Saints Row. 1918 01:28:59.560 --> 01:29:01.520 Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Is it is that right? 1919 01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:02.399 Or is it steel water? 1920 01:29:02.560 --> 01:29:02.760 Or is it. 1921 01:29:03.159 --> 01:29:04.720 I don't know, I'm thinking of Edgewater. I'm thinking of 1922 01:29:04.800 --> 01:29:06.079 Edgewater from a Edgewater. 1923 01:29:06.159 --> 01:29:11.000 Isn't that the Is that the No, you're thinking of 1924 01:29:12.319 --> 01:29:13.079 edge Park. 1925 01:29:16.279 --> 01:29:19.239 I thought I was actually thinking of maybe the question. 1926 01:29:23.359 --> 01:29:27.039 It was a hard one. Yeah, yeah, I fucked that up. 1927 01:29:27.359 --> 01:29:30.279 Oh good, whatever, We're gonna read questions now because the 1928 01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:37.640 fourth time, god damn it, so fucking Senior Spicy Wiener 1929 01:29:37.680 --> 01:29:43.479 wrote in He says, uh, that's the Pope right there. 1930 01:29:43.680 --> 01:29:46.640 There is Senior Spicy Wiener, Hope, Spicy Wiener, the third. 1931 01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:48.880 There's been two others. 1932 01:29:48.960 --> 01:29:54.239 So sick, so sick, I think I would convert to Catholicism. 1933 01:29:54.960 --> 01:29:56.439 The Spicy Wiener. 1934 01:29:56.439 --> 01:29:57.279 I'm like, oh, you got me. 1935 01:29:57.399 --> 01:29:59.439 I don't care how many pedophiles you guys protect. 1936 01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:02.199 Let's go so saith Pope Spicy Weed or the third 1937 01:30:03.039 --> 01:30:06.520 Spicy Ween is crazy. He says, Hey, racist ed and 1938 01:30:06.680 --> 01:30:09.439 Nettie first time patron. It was wondering who would win 1939 01:30:09.600 --> 01:30:12.520 in a fight Grim from Grim Adventures of Billion Mandy 1940 01:30:13.119 --> 01:30:17.520 or Norm or Norm oh McDonald's death from family Guy. 1941 01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:20.159 So just death from family Guy. I guess. PS. 1942 01:30:20.199 --> 01:30:21.359 You guys truly get me through the week. 1943 01:30:21.439 --> 01:30:24.479 Thanks guys, I hope we're thank you for being a 1944 01:30:24.560 --> 01:30:25.239 new patron. 1945 01:30:25.520 --> 01:30:28.199 Yeah, thanks for joining and somehow finding value in all 1946 01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:30.279 the garbage that was just said in the last hour. 1947 01:30:30.359 --> 01:30:35.359 And yeah, somehow you don't want to offer yourself after 1948 01:30:35.479 --> 01:30:38.119 listening to an hour, an hour and thirty. 1949 01:30:37.920 --> 01:30:42.840 Of this pizza think of this guy, Pierre, But Pierre Bautista, 1950 01:30:43.520 --> 01:30:45.680 I got it. I thought I would forget it too, 1951 01:30:45.800 --> 01:30:48.199 but like it just etched itself in it because what 1952 01:30:48.399 --> 01:30:50.159 the Pierre Batista, dude. 1953 01:30:49.920 --> 01:30:51.920 I'm trying to get it stuck in my head right now. Actually, 1954 01:30:52.000 --> 01:30:58.399 like Pierre Battizza, pizza Bella, Yeah, Bella bala bala, Bella 1955 01:30:58.479 --> 01:30:59.319 is Bella is beautiful. 1956 01:30:59.319 --> 01:31:04.920 I think beautiful by Pierre Batista. Beautiful pizza is by Yeah. Yeah, anyway, 1957 01:31:05.000 --> 01:31:07.399 that's Spanish. That's Spanish. They say too that they say 1958 01:31:07.439 --> 01:31:09.479 the two l's they say it. Yeah, that's why they 1959 01:31:09.520 --> 01:31:09.960 say polo. 1960 01:31:10.800 --> 01:31:12.239 Oh yeah, they do say polo for chicken. 1961 01:31:13.159 --> 01:31:15.840 But so yeah, Grim, I mean Grim adventures Solo is this? 1962 01:31:15.960 --> 01:31:16.199 I think? 1963 01:31:17.319 --> 01:31:19.680 Yeah, because I don't remember really much about Oh. 1964 01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:20.600 Yeah, because he didn't really do it. 1965 01:31:20.640 --> 01:31:22.439 Norman didn't really do anything. He just touches people. 1966 01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:25.079 Yeah, he just touches people and kills him like Grim's 1967 01:31:25.119 --> 01:31:27.000 opening up portals with like a scythe and ship. 1968 01:31:27.439 --> 01:31:31.159 Yeah, I'm just come with me on sunder World. 1969 01:31:31.560 --> 01:31:34.039 Making a Jamaican Grim Reaper is such a fucking iconic. 1970 01:31:34.239 --> 01:31:39.760 Is there like any sub text to that? You think 1971 01:31:40.720 --> 01:31:43.159 what you think there's any subject to him being a 1972 01:31:43.319 --> 01:31:46.319 Jamaican Jamaican? I don't think so. It's probably just a 1973 01:31:46.359 --> 01:31:48.239 funny vocal. It's probably just a funny vocal range. And 1974 01:31:48.239 --> 01:31:49.680 they were like, always be cool if he sounded fun. 1975 01:31:49.720 --> 01:31:51.119 I think they were just like, Wow, this is a 1976 01:31:51.239 --> 01:31:54.800 This accent sounds so stupid. It's such a stupid fucking 1977 01:31:54.840 --> 01:31:58.800 sounding language, sounds so silly and un serious. Uh, and 1978 01:31:58.880 --> 01:32:02.039 only an unseerious, lousy group of people would would talk 1979 01:32:02.119 --> 01:32:05.199 like this. So let's just make it, just make it 1980 01:32:05.239 --> 01:32:07.800 the voice for the Grim Reaper. And then they found 1981 01:32:07.800 --> 01:32:13.279 out after the fact that like, that's real gibberish, and 1982 01:32:13.359 --> 01:32:14.960 they were like they thought he was They thought he 1983 01:32:15.079 --> 01:32:18.800 was just doing like a Grim Reaper accent. Thought a 1984 01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:21.560 child and your your only exposure to Jamaican accents is 1985 01:32:21.560 --> 01:32:23.119 the Grim Reaper and then you go to Jamaica and 1986 01:32:23.199 --> 01:32:25.399 so you just assume they're all death. Oh my god, 1987 01:32:26.680 --> 01:32:29.359 it's not far fet either. Actually, it seems to literally 1988 01:32:29.439 --> 01:32:32.800 have an experience like that. Yeah, one profoundly autistic child 1989 01:32:32.920 --> 01:32:33.640 could absolutely have. 1990 01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:36.079 Mom goes to the fucking Jamaica to get fucked by 1991 01:32:36.119 --> 01:32:38.119 a bunch of Jamaicans, you know, while she cheating on 1992 01:32:38.119 --> 01:32:40.880 her husband as his customary. Yeah. Then she brings her son, 1993 01:32:40.920 --> 01:32:43.159 and the son's like, what the fun? This is death everywhere? 1994 01:32:43.199 --> 01:32:44.479 This is frightening, It's crazy. 1995 01:32:44.520 --> 01:32:44.760 What the fu? 1996 01:32:44.880 --> 01:32:47.880 These are all skeletons? Are all these black people? So 1997 01:32:48.119 --> 01:32:54.600 fast and death? Fast and dead? Yeah, but uh, I 1998 01:32:54.680 --> 01:32:56.560 think there was a Grim. He's definitely got it. 1999 01:32:56.640 --> 01:32:58.520 I think there was a subtext too though that like, 2000 01:32:59.079 --> 01:33:03.239 because there was an episode where Grim became human. We 2001 01:33:03.359 --> 01:33:06.319 talked about this, I think where Grim becomes a person 2002 01:33:06.960 --> 01:33:08.000 and he becomes a white guy. 2003 01:33:09.159 --> 01:33:14.680 Oh right, right, because occasions, so he's just like one 2004 01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:18.239 of those he's like a chat Hanks exactly. Well. 2005 01:33:18.319 --> 01:33:19.640 The reason why they made him a white guys they 2006 01:33:19.640 --> 01:33:21.600 didn't want to have a little a bunch of little 2007 01:33:21.640 --> 01:33:26.159 white kids have a slave that is a black man. 2008 01:33:26.520 --> 01:33:26.720 Yeah. 2009 01:33:27.640 --> 01:33:29.119 I think they were thinking too deeply about it when 2010 01:33:29.119 --> 01:33:30.680 they gave him the accent though, because I mean, it's 2011 01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:32.640 it's kind of what you're assuming anyway. 2012 01:33:32.920 --> 01:33:36.640 Right, He's like, Oh, I just wanted to find some 2013 01:33:36.800 --> 01:33:39.119 sort of a symbolism. 2014 01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:42.880 Of course, you just just dig it out. 2015 01:33:43.000 --> 01:33:46.920 He's looking for more meaning again, you dumb little haven't 2016 01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:49.920 I taught you anything? There goes Hawaii. 2017 01:33:51.760 --> 01:33:52.119 He's just. 2018 01:33:55.760 --> 01:33:57.560 And it's not even that Hawaii is gone. It's that 2019 01:33:57.880 --> 01:33:59.239 Hawaii now has never been. 2020 01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:02.640 Yeah, you mentioned why what's that? 2021 01:34:02.800 --> 01:34:04.760 The more you care, the more I take that's crazy. 2022 01:34:04.800 --> 01:34:06.359 What about if you go if he asks for like 2023 01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:07.600 a Hawaiian pizza, what do they do? 2024 01:34:08.319 --> 01:34:10.039 They'd be like, what the fuck are you saying? What 2025 01:34:10.079 --> 01:34:12.680 are you saying? Stupid? There's no Hawaiian pizza. What did 2026 01:34:12.720 --> 01:34:19.800 you mean? Cheese? That's a weird way to put out cheese. 2027 01:34:21.199 --> 01:34:26.159 Whyant Hawaiian? Are you saying? Hi to me Hawaiian for cheese? 2028 01:34:26.159 --> 01:34:28.600 I mean Spanish for cheese, Spnus for cheese. There, he goes, 2029 01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:35.880 you're cheese for cheese for a pizzaes here you go. 2030 01:34:36.439 --> 01:34:40.159 This is what pizza's always been, Just a slab of cheese. 2031 01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:41.640 That's hell, dude. 2032 01:34:41.840 --> 01:34:43.439 Yeah, dude, Oh my god. If I lived in a 2033 01:34:43.479 --> 01:34:44.640 world like pizza. 2034 01:34:44.600 --> 01:34:49.640 That's crazy. Pizza. There's only cheese. 2035 01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:52.039 It is a hot cheese he throws on your plate. 2036 01:34:53.199 --> 01:34:54.800 You gotta put your hand out and take it. You 2037 01:34:54.840 --> 01:34:58.039 gotta out to take it. Fucking Velveta. 2038 01:35:00.039 --> 01:35:00.479 Was pretty good. 2039 01:35:00.479 --> 01:35:02.279 That was actually a pretty good not bad. It was 2040 01:35:02.279 --> 01:35:05.000 like a Tom and Jerry scream almost well shut out, 2041 01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:10.640 fuck you both. I keep going, Okay, that's crazy. Damn 2042 01:35:10.680 --> 01:35:12.079 all right, it's the lost the sun. 2043 01:35:12.399 --> 01:35:13.800 Are you mad about your cheese? 2044 01:35:13.960 --> 01:35:14.239 You guys? 2045 01:35:14.279 --> 01:35:16.199 I saw the guys the video of like a guy 2046 01:35:16.239 --> 01:35:19.279 where was like, wow, dude, it's like, oh look, James 2047 01:35:19.600 --> 01:35:21.319 far all over my cake and it's like a cake 2048 01:35:21.399 --> 01:35:23.239 with a bunch of like cream all over it, something 2049 01:35:23.279 --> 01:35:25.439 like that. And then some guy that he's like, oh 2050 01:35:25.520 --> 01:35:27.560 that was really funny. Me my husband laughing wrath about it. 2051 01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:29.840 And the person that posted is like, shut the fuck up, 2052 01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:34.039 I hate you. And then the girl was like all 2053 01:35:34.079 --> 01:35:37.199 I did was praise your post. Why are you being 2054 01:35:37.319 --> 01:35:37.760 mean to me? 2055 01:35:38.319 --> 01:35:40.439 That's crazy? Like, I don't understand. Is that is that 2056 01:35:40.600 --> 01:35:43.960 free floating? I's free floating anger. Someone was just upset. 2057 01:35:44.319 --> 01:35:47.520 I think everything's you know, people just mad. 2058 01:35:48.159 --> 01:35:49.600 You know, the older I get, the more I think 2059 01:35:49.640 --> 01:35:53.279 about some people, right, they get free flowingly angry. They're 2060 01:35:53.319 --> 01:35:56.600 meandering through like the parks and the planes, highways, driving 2061 01:35:56.640 --> 01:35:57.680 all down south. 2062 01:35:59.239 --> 01:36:05.039 Anyway like a senior senior spicy Wiener like me, What 2063 01:36:05.159 --> 01:36:08.279 did you say said? You sound like a fucking Please 2064 01:36:08.319 --> 01:36:12.319 read the questions. I am reading questions. Oh, he's blaze, 2065 01:36:12.319 --> 01:36:19.199 it's over. What did you already do, spicy Wiener? Yeah, 2066 01:36:19.199 --> 01:36:20.800 I was just gonna read it again. For ships and. 2067 01:36:22.920 --> 01:36:29.520 For gigs and shittles gigs and is always a bad shiggling. Look, 2068 01:36:29.680 --> 01:36:31.039 mus I can't stop shiggling. 2069 01:36:31.119 --> 01:36:33.079 It means it means every time I giggle, I shipped 2070 01:36:33.079 --> 01:36:35.199 myself profusely until I stopped giggling. 2071 01:36:36.279 --> 01:36:48.319 Do you know call me? They call me the shiggler. Oh, 2072 01:36:48.399 --> 01:36:51.560 there you go. There I go shiggling again. I got 2073 01:36:53.880 --> 01:36:59.039 write that down. That's worth of anything, like a potential. 2074 01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:05.399 Uh that's he'll be fucking amber. And the thumbnail is 2075 01:37:07.000 --> 01:37:12.640 rather pants. It's it's like a small guy with a 2076 01:37:12.760 --> 01:37:13.920 really full pair of pants. 2077 01:37:14.039 --> 01:37:16.000 It's a guy who's got his ass to the camera 2078 01:37:16.279 --> 01:37:17.439 or his pants to the camera. 2079 01:37:17.600 --> 01:37:18.279 Is back to the camera. 2080 01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:21.159 He's laughing, and he's it's just a brown stain. 2081 01:37:22.680 --> 01:37:24.920 Ask me some drip, siggler. 2082 01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:28.960 Is that two geez yes, like giggling, gotcha, but with 2083 01:37:29.079 --> 01:37:34.680 ship with ship Yes anyway, Metiora from twenty fifteen, that's right, 2084 01:37:35.680 --> 01:37:40.680 We're all right with the ghost album. So this is 2085 01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:43.239 his question, this is what he chose to write in with. Okay, 2086 01:37:44.319 --> 01:37:50.079 he says, nibbling on wieners and he says, watching the 2087 01:37:50.119 --> 01:37:51.119 cum spray all those. 2088 01:37:51.079 --> 01:37:56.800 Turrets covered with baby oil, that's the question. Oh, that's 2089 01:37:57.039 --> 01:37:58.279 that's all of it. You're kidding. 2090 01:37:58.479 --> 01:38:01.640 No, I'm I'm so dead serious. It's crazy. 2091 01:38:01.920 --> 01:38:06.079 That's fire though, because that's fire, he says, Well, because look, 2092 01:38:06.479 --> 01:38:09.760 we did our job and it's o. We it's over. 2093 01:38:12.279 --> 01:38:16.640 We fulfilled her up with it a little pack it up, guys. Anyway, 2094 01:38:16.720 --> 01:38:20.760 goon Lord's Supreme wrote in with an actual fucking question. Oh, 2095 01:38:21.199 --> 01:38:24.159 and he says, uh, since you brought up in the 2096 01:38:24.199 --> 01:38:26.079 most recent episode, I would like you to know that 2097 01:38:26.199 --> 01:38:29.119 in the movie thirteen going on thirty, Jennifer Garner's thirteen 2098 01:38:29.199 --> 01:38:31.680 year old mine gets put in her thirty year old body. 2099 01:38:31.880 --> 01:38:34.479 Okay, oh, okay, so that's what's happening. So thirteen old 2100 01:38:34.479 --> 01:38:37.279 mine thirty old body? Does she fuck somebody? Not worry 2101 01:38:37.279 --> 01:38:41.399 about that? Probably, Like there's like a guy that, Uh 2102 01:38:41.720 --> 01:38:45.880 is like like a what happens in that movie? 2103 01:38:45.960 --> 01:38:47.640 Yeah, maybe there's like a thirty year old that becomes 2104 01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:48.479 a thirteen year old? 2105 01:38:48.600 --> 01:38:51.520 Is that? Does that happen? Does that happen? Does that occur? 2106 01:38:51.720 --> 01:38:54.319 I don't know what is? Yeah, because like okay, so 2107 01:38:54.399 --> 01:38:58.399 obviously she gets older, she's thirteen and then becomes Jennifer Garner. 2108 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:06.920 Uh and then a faint worse than death or what question? No, Jennifer, 2109 01:39:08.239 --> 01:39:12.840 where are you gonna say? What would Jennifer Garner get? Uh? 2110 01:39:13.520 --> 01:39:16.359 Do you think if Jennifer Conner, if she ever crosses me? 2111 01:39:16.720 --> 01:39:17.840 If she's damn. 2112 01:39:20.359 --> 01:39:21.880 A lot of people don't know this about me, but 2113 01:39:21.920 --> 01:39:24.279 I have a whole I have a deep hostility towards 2114 01:39:24.359 --> 01:39:28.000 Jennifer Garner. It's like, why what did she do? It's 2115 01:39:28.119 --> 01:39:34.119 her and Hitler? These are my most hated people. Why 2116 01:39:35.079 --> 01:39:38.880 h Kingston's dad? What did Jennifer Garner do? 2117 01:39:39.039 --> 01:39:39.079 You? 2118 01:39:39.279 --> 01:39:39.600 I don't know. 2119 01:39:39.640 --> 01:39:43.840 I just think she's kind of a bitch slut. She 2120 01:39:43.960 --> 01:39:46.159 said all these movies that I've not seen, and I'm 2121 01:39:46.239 --> 01:39:51.960 just frustrated that people people give her money. Something about 2122 01:39:52.000 --> 01:39:53.760 her fucking disgusting towel face. 2123 01:39:54.119 --> 01:39:56.279 Your towel face, I didn't know what that mean. 2124 01:39:56.399 --> 01:39:59.239 I actually can't even vivid. I can't even visually picture 2125 01:39:59.319 --> 01:39:59.920 Jennifer Garner. 2126 01:40:00.039 --> 01:40:04.560 Actually, uh, did you see the Deadpool two or sorry, 2127 01:40:04.880 --> 01:40:09.640 dead Pool Wolverine? Yes, yeah, she was in it electric Yeah, 2128 01:40:10.359 --> 01:40:15.800 oh oh I would kill her in an instant. Oh 2129 01:40:17.039 --> 01:40:20.640 finally I know that dumb bitch here. I've seen her. 2130 01:40:21.199 --> 01:40:25.359 I know that's stupid. Word. Wow, this horror you're familiar. 2131 01:40:25.960 --> 01:40:28.960 He's so misaged. I think it's crazy. I was wondering though, 2132 01:40:29.079 --> 01:40:31.560 like what because she's always had like a strong chin 2133 01:40:31.960 --> 01:40:34.199 she has. Yes, yeah, I was wondering. Do you think 2134 01:40:34.600 --> 01:40:37.119 if she leaves some chip for the rest of us 2135 01:40:37.239 --> 01:40:42.399 christ over here? Do you think she would have gotten 2136 01:40:42.399 --> 01:40:44.680 wrapped up in the transpantic ship if she would have 2137 01:40:44.720 --> 01:40:45.840 became popular today? 2138 01:40:46.000 --> 01:40:48.399 Oh for sure, Yeah, she would have been transvestigated to 2139 01:40:48.479 --> 01:40:48.880 high Heaven. 2140 01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:51.880 Then you do it now? Still anyway, they would probably 2141 01:40:52.279 --> 01:40:55.680 do it anyway. Yeah, they'll keep doing it. Actually, since 2142 01:40:55.800 --> 01:40:58.960 she did appear in Deadpool Wolverine, I wonder if there's 2143 01:40:59.039 --> 01:41:04.039 any post who's that man for man? They made a 2144 01:41:04.119 --> 01:41:09.239 man electric that's crazy as fucking I can't believe deadpools woke. 2145 01:41:09.359 --> 01:41:15.880 Now whopool woke Pool, Woke Pool and Wokereeneu woke. 2146 01:41:17.000 --> 01:41:19.000 They got Black woke, so they got blade woke, they 2147 01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:21.439 got Gambit Woke Blade Bloke. 2148 01:41:22.199 --> 01:41:25.600 They just I like that they give up for you immediately. 2149 01:41:25.640 --> 01:41:29.840 They're like woke Pool and woke Veren and then fucking 2150 01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:31.079 Gambit Woke. 2151 01:41:32.800 --> 01:41:33.760 They just don't care. 2152 01:41:33.840 --> 01:41:36.840 Immediately after the title characters are established, it's like, fucking 2153 01:41:37.119 --> 01:41:39.119 who cares Woke Picard and. 2154 01:41:41.800 --> 01:41:44.600 Professor No, it's Picard now, Okay. 2155 01:41:48.800 --> 01:41:51.720 In the movie, he's like, I can walk, but I 2156 01:41:51.760 --> 01:41:52.600 can't do much else. 2157 01:41:52.720 --> 01:41:55.800 I can't do. I can I could say trends rights 2158 01:41:56.119 --> 01:41:58.039 or human rights or whatever, and that's all I can do. 2159 01:41:58.279 --> 01:41:58.840 That's all I can do. 2160 01:41:58.880 --> 01:42:01.439 I can't walk, but I can I could say trends rites. 2161 01:42:02.159 --> 01:42:05.920 That's my power. It's my power is that I can't 2162 01:42:06.039 --> 01:42:08.399 walk and I could be reasonable. 2163 01:42:09.319 --> 01:42:14.199 I have as me Wokereene, I have Rainbow Woke. When 2164 01:42:20.039 --> 01:42:22.319 do the Woke's hurt when they come out every time? 2165 01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:24.720 Every time? So stupid? 2166 01:42:24.880 --> 01:42:29.600 Anyway, away, anyway, hold on, we got distracted yet again. God, 2167 01:42:29.600 --> 01:42:30.680 I've only had a bagel today. 2168 01:42:31.560 --> 01:42:32.760 I'm ten conds attired too. 2169 01:42:32.960 --> 01:42:35.079 Yeah, I had coffee and a bagel and that's it, 2170 01:42:35.840 --> 01:42:37.319 which is probably not smart. I have to have had 2171 01:42:37.359 --> 01:42:38.279 no protein whatsoever. 2172 01:42:38.359 --> 01:42:39.279 It's just carbs. 2173 01:42:40.319 --> 01:42:43.239 It's just carves and drugs, basically caffeine ad breakfast. 2174 01:42:43.319 --> 01:42:44.920 But I'm fucking fading. 2175 01:42:46.600 --> 01:42:50.439 So he writes in so about the Okay, she, Jennifer 2176 01:42:50.439 --> 01:42:52.399 Garner's thirteen year old mind, gets put in a thirty 2177 01:42:52.439 --> 01:42:54.159 year old body with absolutely no memories of the years 2178 01:42:54.159 --> 01:42:56.319 in between. Taking place in New York City in two 2179 01:42:56.319 --> 01:42:58.640 thousand and four. This means she has no memory of 2180 01:42:58.720 --> 01:43:00.640 nine to eleven and never questions why the twin towers 2181 01:43:00.640 --> 01:43:01.039 are gone. 2182 01:43:02.239 --> 01:43:03.039 Oh it's interesting. 2183 01:43:03.800 --> 01:43:04.439 That is interesting. 2184 01:43:04.520 --> 01:43:06.199 That's an interesting facet of that movie. 2185 01:43:06.479 --> 01:43:07.720 She's a terrible fucking movie. 2186 01:43:07.840 --> 01:43:09.359 Then, yeah, that's like. 2187 01:43:09.399 --> 01:43:11.760 That fucking Wait, we were doing the show around that time, 2188 01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:14.279 right about that animated show Turning Red. 2189 01:43:14.920 --> 01:43:17.800 Do you remember? Yeah? So do you remember this? I 2190 01:43:18.479 --> 01:43:22.239 so it's an animated movie called Turning Red, like the movie. Yeah. Yeah, 2191 01:43:22.279 --> 01:43:23.479 it's a girl that becomes like a monster. 2192 01:43:23.560 --> 01:43:25.600 It's like a metaphor for periods or something. I don't 2193 01:43:25.640 --> 01:43:27.159 know who cares? Who cares about women? 2194 01:43:27.279 --> 01:43:31.640 Movies? Women? So oh yeah, Yeah, the movie comes out 2195 01:43:31.920 --> 01:43:33.119 and this guy does a review. 2196 01:43:33.800 --> 01:43:35.600 I think it's the I think it's mister enter. I 2197 01:43:35.680 --> 01:43:39.600 think if he's this very profoundly autistic guy, really creepy. 2198 01:43:40.560 --> 01:43:46.399 Oh mister yeah, I don't know, but he so he 2199 01:43:46.439 --> 01:43:48.239 does a review of the movie and he goes like 2200 01:43:48.479 --> 01:43:50.560 this takes place in two thousand and one, and there's 2201 01:43:50.600 --> 01:43:53.600 not even a mention of nine to eleven. And he's 2202 01:43:53.640 --> 01:43:57.960 like genuinely upset by this, Like it's a real core 2203 01:43:58.079 --> 01:44:00.720 contention with the movie that like, it doesn't feel like 2204 01:44:00.840 --> 01:44:03.000 it's really of the time because no one talks about 2205 01:44:03.039 --> 01:44:03.560 nine to eleven. 2206 01:44:03.640 --> 01:44:06.720 It's like, my guy, this isn't a literal period piece, 2207 01:44:06.800 --> 01:44:09.520 you bitch. It's just a stupid movie about periods. 2208 01:44:09.640 --> 01:44:13.319 Imagine that this damn calm down. There's a piece about periods, 2209 01:44:13.319 --> 01:44:14.159 but it's not a period piece. 2210 01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:15.920 Yeah, it's a piece about period It's not a period piece. 2211 01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:18.039 Shut the fuck up, dude. It's like I just saw 2212 01:44:18.119 --> 01:44:20.520 I saw a Like I felt so bad. I almost 2213 01:44:20.560 --> 01:44:23.399 felt bad for this guy where it was a gt 2214 01:44:23.560 --> 01:44:26.119 It was in the GTA six trailer. A guy was like, 2215 01:44:26.560 --> 01:44:30.279 finally a game that doesn't have turn based and have 2216 01:44:30.600 --> 01:44:33.720 gay woke vampires or whatever you're talking about balls get through, right. 2217 01:44:33.920 --> 01:44:36.359 Yeah, most games are in fact not turn based or 2218 01:44:36.399 --> 01:44:37.399 woke vampire games. 2219 01:44:37.560 --> 01:44:39.680 I was just like, what the fuck, dude, Like, how 2220 01:44:39.720 --> 01:44:42.439 are you that upset that you see a trailer for 2221 01:44:42.520 --> 01:44:45.319 something you want to play? And then it I have 2222 01:44:45.600 --> 01:44:49.279 to throw in this thing that it's like, my guy, this, 2223 01:44:49.840 --> 01:44:53.439 why are you so upset? Finally a game with graphics. 2224 01:44:56.399 --> 01:44:57.520 It's getting to that level. 2225 01:44:57.640 --> 01:45:00.000 So it's like of these text based adventures you see. 2226 01:44:59.840 --> 01:45:01.159 That Andy Pant's gaming guy. 2227 01:45:01.960 --> 01:45:05.359 No, it is just something viral about because no one 2228 01:45:05.479 --> 01:45:08.000 can tell if he's real or not sure, and uh, 2229 01:45:09.399 --> 01:45:11.600 we know he's fake. He's just doing it for but 2230 01:45:11.760 --> 01:45:14.199 it was just about everybody was like, oh, you're gay, 2231 01:45:14.359 --> 01:45:17.359 you're a gay man because he was Oh everybody was like, 2232 01:45:17.479 --> 01:45:20.239 oh you're gay. Yeah, because it was it was like unanimous, 2233 01:45:20.319 --> 01:45:23.399 even like the anti woke people were like, all right, man, 2234 01:45:23.600 --> 01:45:27.319 because he was like complaining about, uh, the guy in 2235 01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:29.920 GTA when he's like his fucking shirts off and like 2236 01:45:29.960 --> 01:45:31.079 the beginning where he's getting. 2237 01:45:30.840 --> 01:45:32.760 The truck or whatever, he can't stop coming. 2238 01:45:32.800 --> 01:45:35.439 He's fucking oiled up and why is this? So he 2239 01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:37.880 was just basically saying why is this so hot? And 2240 01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:42.079 I'm like everyone was like, why are you this. This 2241 01:45:42.159 --> 01:45:44.439 reminds me of The Simpsons when they're doing a test 2242 01:45:44.439 --> 01:45:47.199 screening for like Itchy and Scratchy, Like the kids have 2243 01:45:47.319 --> 01:45:49.960 these dials there it's like red or green, like if 2244 01:45:49.960 --> 01:45:52.279 they like it or not. And this and one of 2245 01:45:52.319 --> 01:45:54.760 the skits, a muscly guy is walking on the beach 2246 01:45:54.960 --> 01:45:58.880 and Nelson takes millhouses and starts bing bing bing when 2247 01:45:58.920 --> 01:46:01.720 that guy comes, and like, I don't get everybody likes 2248 01:46:01.800 --> 01:46:04.399 he's like that one guy really likes the like the 2249 01:46:04.600 --> 01:46:07.239 muscly dude, like that one kid. It just reminds me 2250 01:46:07.279 --> 01:46:10.319 of like you're focusing on this thing so hard that like, 2251 01:46:10.520 --> 01:46:12.680 what do you think people are gonna think he wrote it? 2252 01:46:12.800 --> 01:46:15.159 He has a thirty minute video twenty minutes or about 2253 01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:18.239 that in the last ten minutes are like, I don't 2254 01:46:18.239 --> 01:46:19.159 know everything else, Like. 2255 01:46:19.479 --> 01:46:23.880 Any any guys when you saw the GTA six second trailer, 2256 01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:29.800 did any part of your mind think about the guy 2257 01:46:29.920 --> 01:46:30.359 not wearing it? 2258 01:46:30.760 --> 01:46:33.000 Where guys in that game remember the girl's ass. 2259 01:46:33.439 --> 01:46:36.159 Like I mean I I thought I was like, oh, 2260 01:46:36.239 --> 01:46:39.359 he's ripped, because you've never actually had like a ripped protagonist. 2261 01:46:39.439 --> 01:46:41.439 Ye, And he's like a jacked guy and that's not 2262 01:46:41.640 --> 01:46:43.399 a modern way because we have. But he's like he's 2263 01:46:43.399 --> 01:46:46.000 not he's not modernly he is just like fit. He's 2264 01:46:46.039 --> 01:46:47.640 not like really like a rip jack. 2265 01:46:47.840 --> 01:46:49.920 You can make him, make him, but that's not that's 2266 01:46:49.960 --> 01:46:51.359 not like can, That's not can. 2267 01:46:51.520 --> 01:46:53.560 Yeah. Can. CJ is kind of like a he's kind 2268 01:46:53.600 --> 01:46:56.520 of like he's honestly almost the same, A little bigger 2269 01:46:56.560 --> 01:46:57.199 than Snoop Dogg. 2270 01:46:57.640 --> 01:46:59.560 He's kind and he's like a lanky kind of guy. 2271 01:47:00.079 --> 01:47:02.439 Riders stoop Doug, what are you talking about? 2272 01:47:04.199 --> 01:47:04.760 Sorry? Not Rider? 2273 01:47:04.800 --> 01:47:06.720 Who's who's the guy you play inside mode? 2274 01:47:08.640 --> 01:47:11.119 Marcus Smoke no dom. 2275 01:47:14.079 --> 01:47:15.600 Es I can't do? 2276 01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:19.000 Is gay? 2277 01:47:19.439 --> 01:47:21.479 Yeah, so he's gay because he's extremely gay because he 2278 01:47:21.560 --> 01:47:23.359 was was he really centralizing. 2279 01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:25.840 He's the only person that I saw to the point 2280 01:47:25.840 --> 01:47:28.159 where even the anti woke people were like, all right, dude, 2281 01:47:28.560 --> 01:47:30.840 Like literally, the guy just has this fucking shirt off. 2282 01:47:30.880 --> 01:47:31.640 Why is that even? 2283 01:47:32.520 --> 01:47:35.720 Yeah, it's like again if you're like your reaction was 2284 01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:37.199 like everybody else, oh he's jacked. 2285 01:47:37.279 --> 01:47:39.560 Well I was also just forgot about it after that. 2286 01:47:39.840 --> 01:47:41.720 I guess I did take notice of it, but mainly 2287 01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:43.399 because it's like that looks so real, you know what 2288 01:47:43.439 --> 01:47:43.720 I mean. 2289 01:47:44.319 --> 01:47:47.279 He's more from like a did you like, after the 2290 01:47:47.399 --> 01:47:49.640 initial thing you saw, then you moved on to the 2291 01:47:49.720 --> 01:47:51.880 next thing. Sure, Yeah, that's what I mean. Like that, 2292 01:47:52.079 --> 01:47:55.199 like just like a normal it's there's no you can 2293 01:47:55.319 --> 01:47:58.560 acknowledge anything that's happening on the screen. But if you're 2294 01:47:58.680 --> 01:48:06.119 a straight man and you're spending hours screenshotting this guy's 2295 01:48:06.199 --> 01:48:10.000 body and talking about how problematic it is, like you're gay. 2296 01:48:11.920 --> 01:48:16.439 No one thinks you're stranger if you do this. 2297 01:48:16.560 --> 01:48:21.039 For if you screenshot this guy's ass for hours, you're gay. 2298 01:48:25.600 --> 01:48:28.399 It is crazy. Yeah, he's so funny, he's he's the 2299 01:48:28.560 --> 01:48:33.880 worst grifter on planet Earth. Believable, and somehow he still 2300 01:48:33.920 --> 01:48:34.359 has a lot. 2301 01:48:34.960 --> 01:48:36.760 And then you know, he would be like, that would 2302 01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:37.800 be like a DSP kind of thing. 2303 01:48:37.960 --> 01:48:39.720 Yeah, it might be. It might be. 2304 01:48:39.760 --> 01:48:43.960 But anyway, so his question is, oh, because that was 2305 01:48:44.039 --> 01:48:46.199 just a fact, Oh my god, you know about nine 2306 01:48:46.199 --> 01:48:48.560 to eleven. But he says, I guess my question is, 2307 01:48:48.600 --> 01:48:50.880 how would you explain historical events or disasters to your 2308 01:48:50.880 --> 01:48:53.119 thirteen year old selves if you were in the same 2309 01:48:53.159 --> 01:48:54.279 situation as the movie. 2310 01:48:54.600 --> 01:48:57.279 Oh, I wouldn't. 2311 01:48:57.279 --> 01:49:00.319 I'd be like, hey, Kingston, nine eleven is pretty bad man. No, 2312 01:49:00.399 --> 01:49:03.199 you gill for a week, But I wouldn't tell me nothing. 2313 01:49:03.560 --> 01:49:06.439 Yeah, I'd be like it, just experienced life. Man. Don't 2314 01:49:06.479 --> 01:49:08.920 don't worry about nothing. Don't worry about me. Don't worry 2315 01:49:08.960 --> 01:49:11.680 about uh, the spooky guy with the beard nothing. Don't 2316 01:49:11.680 --> 01:49:12.600 worry about that dumb shit. 2317 01:49:12.680 --> 01:49:17.600 Don't worry about that building big uh yeah, yeah, probably that. 2318 01:49:18.159 --> 01:49:19.199 Don't worry about don't don't. 2319 01:49:19.239 --> 01:49:21.840 Don't look into the mujadin or nothing. Don't look at 2320 01:49:21.920 --> 01:49:23.000 that dumb shit. It's stupid. 2321 01:49:23.119 --> 01:49:24.640 Don't redoing at seven years old. 2322 01:49:25.239 --> 01:49:28.119 This is gonna make you. It's gonna make you a Muslim. 2323 01:49:28.119 --> 01:49:28.479 It's crazy. 2324 01:49:28.720 --> 01:49:32.079 Transferm rat road In says, sup fuckers. After a brief 2325 01:49:32.119 --> 01:49:35.079 hiatus I returned with a question from mere days ago. 2326 01:49:35.680 --> 01:49:37.520 Was I justified for punching someone in the face after 2327 01:49:37.560 --> 01:49:40.279 they snatched my headphones off off my head in an 2328 01:49:40.279 --> 01:49:43.319 attempt to start a conversation. Yes, there is more to 2329 01:49:43.319 --> 01:49:44.680 say to the story and a reply if you think 2330 01:49:44.680 --> 01:49:46.399 it's worth it. I don't think I need more than that. 2331 01:49:46.960 --> 01:49:49.920 Snatching somebody's headphones off, yes, is truly fucking. 2332 01:49:50.319 --> 01:49:51.119 It's just rude. 2333 01:49:51.760 --> 01:49:54.680 That's like worse than slapping somebody's yamaka off and peeing 2334 01:49:54.760 --> 01:49:58.960 and shitting on. No and then shouting hile hitler at. 2335 01:49:58.840 --> 01:50:02.560 It, Hio, that's worse, It's worse. 2336 01:50:03.279 --> 01:50:05.640 I would much rather speaking of somebody who doesn't have 2337 01:50:05.680 --> 01:50:08.000 a Yamica. I would much rather have my yamica slapped 2338 01:50:08.039 --> 01:50:09.840 off than have my headphones ripped off. 2339 01:50:09.880 --> 01:50:12.560 I want to worry, Yama, I have a this. 2340 01:50:13.039 --> 01:50:14.119 I'm gonna have to disagree with you. 2341 01:50:14.760 --> 01:50:18.279 I want a yamica do rag. That's fire. I don't 2342 01:50:18.279 --> 01:50:21.479 know how that's gonna work, but I don't know how 2343 01:50:21.520 --> 01:50:25.840 that's gonna protect. It's not gonna be useless as a rag, 2344 01:50:26.359 --> 01:50:29.640 Like is it the same size as a yamaga? I 2345 01:50:29.760 --> 01:50:32.199 don't even work like it's like a do rag, Like 2346 01:50:32.319 --> 01:50:36.039 it's like tied. It just looks like it's tied around 2347 01:50:36.079 --> 01:50:39.000 your head. But it's the metal. 2348 01:50:39.880 --> 01:50:41.640 That's Yeah, that was pretty cool fire. 2349 01:50:42.600 --> 01:50:46.039 So yeah, are you you're you're absolutely justified for like 2350 01:50:47.039 --> 01:50:49.880 you already this isn't one hundred sermeatorical question like this 2351 01:50:50.000 --> 01:50:52.760 is obvious, Like you know, you're probably proud that you 2352 01:50:52.840 --> 01:50:53.600 punched this person. 2353 01:50:54.279 --> 01:50:54.960 And I. 2354 01:50:56.920 --> 01:50:59.720 Wish somebody would because that's crazy to me, because that's 2355 01:50:59.760 --> 01:51:02.239 like of snatching you out of a dimension. When I 2356 01:51:02.279 --> 01:51:05.840 put my my headphoned I'm locked in. Like if I'm 2357 01:51:05.880 --> 01:51:09.680 walking somewhere or whatever, I'm listening, I am. Now if 2358 01:51:09.760 --> 01:51:13.319 somebody snapped, you're you're You're like, no, we're fighting. 2359 01:51:13.359 --> 01:51:16.560 I would rather, yeah, like I would rather you ran 2360 01:51:16.680 --> 01:51:19.399 up behind me, shoved your arm up my coal and 2361 01:51:19.720 --> 01:51:22.920 grabbed my kidneys and stole them from me. Then take 2362 01:51:23.079 --> 01:51:25.239 my headphones off while I'm in the middle of vibe 2363 01:51:25.279 --> 01:51:26.920 into a song. You know, yeah, because at least the 2364 01:51:27.000 --> 01:51:30.880 song's still going exactly exactly at least, like if I'm 2365 01:51:31.000 --> 01:51:32.359 in a lot of pain, at least I have this 2366 01:51:32.439 --> 01:51:33.560 song to keep me comfort. 2367 01:51:34.960 --> 01:51:38.840 Jesus Christ. Some truth, there's some real truth there. Yeah. Yeah, 2368 01:51:38.880 --> 01:51:39.800 you're a biologist, right. 2369 01:51:40.960 --> 01:51:43.720 I went to school marine biologists. I went to school. 2370 01:51:43.760 --> 01:51:44.079 That's why. 2371 01:51:44.319 --> 01:51:50.600 So you're like in the military. Read these questions, Chris, 2372 01:51:50.960 --> 01:51:54.840 I'm falling asleep. Please read these questions. Why you're so tired, sir? 2373 01:51:55.039 --> 01:51:57.279 I fucking didn't sleep, all right? You said you're. 2374 01:51:59.079 --> 01:52:01.359 His sleep at name is? She is all stupid. It's 2375 01:52:01.439 --> 01:52:02.600 giving him more apney. 2376 01:52:04.520 --> 01:52:12.279 He had it on the rucks, more, not less. He's 2377 01:52:12.359 --> 01:52:19.600 just closing my nose. Fucking Lily didn't think Lily sees writhing. 2378 01:52:21.319 --> 01:52:21.920 He's dreaming. 2379 01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:24.760 Look he's having a dream. 2380 01:52:25.399 --> 01:52:26.560 He's probably dreaming about me. 2381 01:52:29.159 --> 01:52:32.760 He's gurgling his own blood. It's a fucking Reapney machine. 2382 01:52:34.079 --> 01:52:35.720 The machine spawns hands. 2383 01:52:35.760 --> 01:52:40.520 It's choking you, choking me, trying to make me suck 2384 01:52:40.560 --> 01:52:41.159 its own robot. 2385 01:52:44.520 --> 01:52:46.800 Imagine they made a machine that couldn't even do that. 2386 01:52:47.079 --> 01:52:52.640 Like like there's two settings and give you sleep. I 2387 01:52:52.680 --> 01:52:55.680 think has Nobel Peace Prize ship Uh no, because then 2388 01:52:55.720 --> 01:52:59.119 it's like you you so you win an Emmy at least. 2389 01:53:00.479 --> 01:53:04.279 This is how Look, man, this is the way where 2390 01:53:04.359 --> 01:53:06.840 so the government's gonna buy all those machines, right of course, 2391 01:53:06.840 --> 01:53:08.680 and they're gonna use them in Guantanamo Bay for all 2392 01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:12.279 the you know, all the protesters and all the people 2393 01:53:12.479 --> 01:53:14.359 around up and so the thing is the way that 2394 01:53:14.359 --> 01:53:16.520 it's gonna work. They're gonna torture them with it, giving 2395 01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:19.239 them appen you, but then they'll take it away if 2396 01:53:19.319 --> 01:53:21.920 they rat out the rest of their family. Yeah, So 2397 01:53:22.039 --> 01:53:24.720 it's like it's like a good balance. So I'm calling 2398 01:53:24.760 --> 01:53:26.319 it right now. That's exactly what's gonna happen, Mark my 2399 01:53:26.359 --> 01:53:28.279 fucking words. Yeah, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that though. 2400 01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:39.039 Whatever, Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, You're so fine, you 2401 01:53:39.079 --> 01:53:39.640 bow My mind. 2402 01:53:39.800 --> 01:53:42.560 Wait, I thought your name was Christoph Raymond Gunther rode 2403 01:53:42.640 --> 01:53:47.159 in christ Off. I like, I like Christoph. That's not bad, 2404 01:53:47.199 --> 01:53:48.359 but it feels like that's supposer. 2405 01:53:48.399 --> 01:53:50.520 I can't do it. Sounds like a vampire to me, 2406 01:53:50.720 --> 01:53:54.039 like that would be a vampire's name. Come christal a Germany. Yeah, 2407 01:53:54.119 --> 01:53:55.920 and then you do you bow, and then you then 2408 01:53:55.920 --> 01:53:59.800 you eat their faces after. Yeah, you growing exclusively. 2409 01:54:00.239 --> 01:54:06.119 It's a very distinctly vampire name. It's like Dracula, like wrinkles, wrinkles, wrinkles, 2410 01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:09.560 the vampires. You know him, right, Yeah, he's the most 2411 01:54:09.600 --> 01:54:13.560 notorious uh vampire yea from folklore. He's like he's the original. 2412 01:54:13.640 --> 01:54:16.760 He's like the Irish vampire. Yeah, he originated and where 2413 01:54:16.800 --> 01:54:17.920 all vampires originated? 2414 01:54:17.960 --> 01:54:22.039 Michigan. Oh oh what Michigan though? Was it? 2415 01:54:22.239 --> 01:54:22.359 Uh? 2416 01:54:22.720 --> 01:54:25.479 What was it? Pizzaza Michigan, piece of Michigan. 2417 01:54:25.560 --> 01:54:27.079 That's right, I can't even remember. 2418 01:54:27.199 --> 01:54:28.479 I think he's from vampire Michigan. 2419 01:54:29.079 --> 01:54:31.880 Oh ship, that's writer. There's a vampire Michigan now yeah, right, 2420 01:54:32.199 --> 01:54:36.119 so he's from vampire Michigan. Where they all originated from exactly, 2421 01:54:36.960 --> 01:54:39.239 Vampire Michigan, Ireland and then. 2422 01:54:39.119 --> 01:54:42.479 They exported to transflvan transit like Michigan is where everything 2423 01:54:42.520 --> 01:54:46.479 comes from, and then everything everywhere else kind of steals 2424 01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:49.159 credit for him. That makes sense that it's like how 2425 01:54:49.439 --> 01:54:52.000 the Chinese investment invented pasta, but like the Italians get 2426 01:54:52.039 --> 01:54:52.479 all the credit. 2427 01:54:52.680 --> 01:54:57.479 Yeah, whatever, you know whatever. 2428 01:54:58.239 --> 01:55:00.720 Anyway, this guy says, hello, my big beautiful boy in 2429 01:55:00.800 --> 01:55:04.760 his platonic roommates, what's the most fucked up thing that 2430 01:55:04.920 --> 01:55:10.640 was normal when you were growing up? No notes, thank 2431 01:55:10.680 --> 01:55:11.800 you guys for stopping by. 2432 01:55:14.760 --> 01:55:18.640 We're gonna read that. We're gonna read. We're gonna that. 2433 01:55:19.159 --> 01:55:24.880 That comment like a raw next what raw? Next question? Raw? Yeah? Raw, 2434 01:55:24.960 --> 01:55:26.399 next question. No, I've never heard. 2435 01:55:26.640 --> 01:55:29.000 There's a video of like a guy being like what 2436 01:55:29.079 --> 01:55:30.600 would you do if I was doing this? And he's 2437 01:55:30.640 --> 01:55:32.800 like doing some word flex and girls like raw. Next question. 2438 01:55:33.800 --> 01:55:34.479 I've never seen this. 2439 01:55:34.840 --> 01:55:37.800 It's fucking so stupid. I love those. 2440 01:55:37.880 --> 01:55:40.359 It sounds like those dating shows where they were like 2441 01:55:40.399 --> 01:55:42.640 those old ones from like the fifties where they would 2442 01:55:42.720 --> 01:55:44.720 like or like the sixties or whatever, where they would have. 2443 01:55:44.760 --> 01:55:47.439 Like if I was a pompsicle, what would you do 2444 01:55:47.479 --> 01:55:49.760 it to me? You know? Somebody? 2445 01:55:50.600 --> 01:55:52.039 And then somebody would be like I'd put you in 2446 01:55:52.119 --> 01:55:55.159 a microwave until until there was nothing left but a 2447 01:55:55.239 --> 01:55:56.199 thick slab of wood. 2448 01:55:59.600 --> 01:56:01.239 He said, sounds really romantic. 2449 01:56:02.199 --> 01:56:04.680 Serial murder on one of those shows, Oh, for sure. 2450 01:56:05.159 --> 01:56:08.079 Like I think there's one that's confirmed, but like most, 2451 01:56:08.119 --> 01:56:11.000 I think everybody was. Yeah, they were all serial kids. 2452 01:56:10.840 --> 01:56:13.880 Specifically fly. What do you think it's a perfect day out, 2453 01:56:14.840 --> 01:56:15.279 killing you. 2454 01:56:17.479 --> 01:56:20.439 Chilling skins? 2455 01:56:20.840 --> 01:56:24.239 Yeah, Oh you're You're a naughty boy, aren't you. Yeah, 2456 01:56:24.239 --> 01:56:25.439 I'm a really bad person. 2457 01:56:27.720 --> 01:56:30.359 I'm actually fucking heinous society standards. 2458 01:56:30.439 --> 01:56:34.880 I actually find this very fun and positive. I'm actually 2459 01:56:34.920 --> 01:56:37.239 really fucking heinous. I'm bad. I'm bad to the bone. 2460 01:56:37.319 --> 01:56:41.479 I fucking I laugh at fucking, I laugh at miscarriages, 2461 01:56:41.640 --> 01:56:42.920 like I'm a fucking contestant. 2462 01:56:43.359 --> 01:56:54.239 Contestant number one, what is our perfect night out? He 2463 01:56:54.359 --> 01:56:58.079 shot ahead and kills the number two. Also yeah, and 2464 01:56:58.199 --> 01:57:01.079 she goes, oh, you've got a loud person out a 2465 01:57:01.199 --> 01:57:02.239 lot of personality. 2466 01:57:03.039 --> 01:57:04.039 I choose him. 2467 01:57:06.520 --> 01:57:09.960 Starts making out. They just put They started stuffing it 2468 01:57:10.079 --> 01:57:14.039 back in the head. It's crazy, and he comes back 2469 01:57:14.039 --> 01:57:16.880 to life. Thank you for putting. Nobody has ever thought 2470 01:57:16.920 --> 01:57:18.760 to do this. This was actually the way to fix this, 2471 01:57:19.279 --> 01:57:22.800 you actually put it's actually it's a brain, and you 2472 01:57:22.840 --> 01:57:24.960 put it all back in the exact right spot, and 2473 01:57:25.079 --> 01:57:26.880 you sealed my head perfectly, so not my body is 2474 01:57:26.920 --> 01:57:27.960 able to If you just put. 2475 01:57:27.840 --> 01:57:31.359 People back together the way you found them, they actually 2476 01:57:31.439 --> 01:57:34.279 do come back to life. No one, every just everybody's 2477 01:57:34.600 --> 01:57:36.800 usually in this situation has just been too in shock 2478 01:57:36.880 --> 01:57:41.319 to do it. You crack the code ingratulation. 2479 01:57:41.039 --> 01:57:43.520 Something really funny, because I was like, I was like, 2480 01:57:43.560 --> 01:57:47.359 imagine you're in a movie, right, No, like, never mind, 2481 01:57:47.399 --> 01:57:47.760 trigget it. 2482 01:57:48.319 --> 01:57:50.520 We're gonna read the rest of this question. We're gonna 2483 01:57:50.600 --> 01:57:52.840 end it. There's a question that's Yeah, so you guys, 2484 01:57:52.880 --> 01:57:53.600 what's the most. 2485 01:57:55.199 --> 01:57:56.720 What's the most fucked up thing that was on when 2486 01:57:56.720 --> 01:57:58.920 you were growing up? Growing up in Ireland when we 2487 01:57:59.079 --> 01:58:01.760 used to do Meani Mighty mode to pick people during 2488 01:58:01.800 --> 01:58:04.840 a game or whatever instead of singing catch a tiger 2489 01:58:04.880 --> 01:58:06.000 by the tae, we would. 2490 01:58:06.920 --> 01:58:08.640 Of course, yeah, of course I already know what's happening. 2491 01:58:08.760 --> 01:58:11.560 Of course they're white, of course, Yeah, what I mean. 2492 01:58:11.760 --> 01:58:17.119 Really, I don't I don't know anything about Ireland drunk potatoes. 2493 01:58:17.920 --> 01:58:22.039 I don't expect anything from Europeans, Like, actually, seriously. 2494 01:58:21.800 --> 01:58:24.640 Look man, there's a bunch of starving, drunk potatoes running around. 2495 01:58:24.680 --> 01:58:27.920 I can't expect their Europeans. 2496 01:58:28.000 --> 01:58:29.680 Can Is mister potato head from Ireland? Or is that 2497 01:58:29.800 --> 01:58:33.880 racist to assume, yes, yes, he's from Ireland. 2498 01:58:34.880 --> 01:58:37.119 It ain't both. I think both can be true, is 2499 01:58:37.159 --> 01:58:37.479 it really? 2500 01:58:37.600 --> 01:58:39.199 Can you be raised and retarded? 2501 01:58:39.640 --> 01:58:41.800 Both can be true. That's very true. Two things can 2502 01:58:41.880 --> 01:58:42.159 be true. 2503 01:58:42.279 --> 01:58:44.399 If they didn't want to draw so much ire why 2504 01:58:44.439 --> 01:58:45.880 do they name it themselves after it? 2505 01:58:46.520 --> 01:58:49.319 I don't think they named it. I think the white man, 2506 01:58:49.560 --> 01:58:51.720 the proper white man, not the Irish white man, not. 2507 01:58:51.800 --> 01:58:53.920 The real actual white man, the less soul, a little 2508 01:58:53.960 --> 01:58:55.319 bit less white man, the less one. 2509 01:58:55.359 --> 01:58:58.600 But they felt more. They were jealous of the superior 2510 01:58:58.800 --> 01:59:02.039 porcelain skin, oh right, And they made up stories about 2511 01:59:02.039 --> 01:59:04.239 them being fucking evil monsters and vampires. 2512 01:59:04.359 --> 01:59:06.800 Yeah, they found that. They found one heavy, junked white 2513 01:59:06.840 --> 01:59:08.840 woman from Ireland. They were ever gonna take everything you 2514 01:59:08.920 --> 01:59:10.039 guys have, you guys, And. 2515 01:59:10.079 --> 01:59:12.279 They called them parchment people because they were right as paper. 2516 01:59:12.520 --> 01:59:16.800 Yeah yeah, yeah, so the so there you go. They 2517 01:59:16.880 --> 01:59:22.039 made those crazy jingles because it's racism was hilarious back 2518 01:59:22.039 --> 01:59:23.479 in the day. I mean, it's still funny, but Yeah, 2519 01:59:24.039 --> 01:59:26.800 it wasn't funny back then because they were they meant 2520 01:59:27.399 --> 01:59:28.359 some crazy ship. 2521 01:59:29.039 --> 01:59:31.359 I guess that was thing that was normal when I 2522 01:59:31.439 --> 01:59:34.520 was growing up. It was probably like the the lack 2523 01:59:34.640 --> 01:59:37.640 of and I guess it's not necessarily normal, but it 2524 01:59:37.720 --> 01:59:38.840 was normalized. 2525 01:59:39.199 --> 01:59:40.279 Yea was like the. 2526 01:59:42.000 --> 01:59:48.000 The oh a male student got laid by like a teacher. 2527 01:59:48.760 --> 01:59:53.479 That's so sick, you know, like how epic. Yeah, yeah, 2528 01:59:53.960 --> 01:59:56.439 for me, it was islamophobia. That ship was so fucking 2529 01:59:56.520 --> 01:59:57.439 normal when I was growing up. 2530 01:59:57.800 --> 02:00:02.439 Yeah, but that's kind of cool. I didn't, Yeah, I didn't. 2531 02:00:02.560 --> 02:00:06.399 Luckily my household didn't. Uh there was none of that, 2532 02:00:06.920 --> 02:00:09.680 not in my house. But like in New York after 2533 02:00:09.800 --> 02:00:13.159 nine eleven, bro oh, yeah, got out of pocket that 2534 02:00:13.560 --> 02:00:13.720 it was. 2535 02:00:13.880 --> 02:00:14.960 It was bad for a while. 2536 02:00:15.439 --> 02:00:18.840 It was almost on some level you like you get 2537 02:00:18.920 --> 02:00:23.079 two days of maybe being unreasonably scared, you know, because 2538 02:00:23.119 --> 02:00:25.079 it makes sense on some level where it's like, Okay, 2539 02:00:25.119 --> 02:00:25.800 you're freaked out. 2540 02:00:26.359 --> 02:00:30.479 But it lasted a while, like shot should make sense, 2541 02:00:30.560 --> 02:00:33.479 but like, hey, you know docmed that, the oc that docmed, 2542 02:00:33.560 --> 02:00:36.479 the guy that lived that that worked at the corking 2543 02:00:36.640 --> 02:00:39.760 Dully that has been in America longer than you, mister 2544 02:00:39.840 --> 02:00:42.319 Dominican person's family came here on a boat on like 2545 02:00:42.359 --> 02:00:47.600 a banana leaf and you're being racist to him, is like, uh, okay, 2546 02:00:47.920 --> 02:00:48.479 this is weird. 2547 02:00:48.800 --> 02:00:51.960 Yeah, we understand that people are incredibly retarded. 2548 02:00:52.039 --> 02:00:54.199 So also homophobia, that shit is still that shit just 2549 02:00:54.319 --> 02:00:56.800 recently got became problematic and now it's back to being 2550 02:00:56.840 --> 02:00:57.319 fine again. 2551 02:00:57.399 --> 02:01:00.279 Well, it's it is. It is a shame that things 2552 02:01:00.359 --> 02:01:02.840 are a little bit. We've talked about people have talked 2553 02:01:02.840 --> 02:01:06.079 about things regressing, and I've never really I always pushed 2554 02:01:06.079 --> 02:01:08.560 back against that notion or I'm like, shut the fuck up, 2555 02:01:08.560 --> 02:01:10.199 you're just too terminally online. 2556 02:01:10.159 --> 02:01:12.600 A lot of times, hold on, let me cook. 2557 02:01:15.000 --> 02:01:19.920 In socially, I'm talking about in things are actually regressing now, 2558 02:01:20.319 --> 02:01:22.279 Like I usually would always push back against that, But 2559 02:01:22.399 --> 02:01:25.319 now I'm like, oh, now we're seeing the like that 2560 02:01:25.439 --> 02:01:29.720 that that lady with the GoFundMe or whatever, I think 2561 02:01:29.760 --> 02:01:33.159 the last Kanye West. We're seeing things like the last 2562 02:01:33.199 --> 02:01:36.680 four years in particular. Yeah, we're seeing things. Finally, I'm like, Okay, 2563 02:01:36.800 --> 02:01:38.560 I I can admit instead of because a lot of 2564 02:01:38.600 --> 02:01:40.479 times people are just saying a lot of crazy gentlemen, 2565 02:01:40.600 --> 02:01:42.000 I think you're kind of overreacting. 2566 02:01:42.039 --> 02:01:44.600 I think my statement will understand is this. I think 2567 02:01:44.720 --> 02:01:47.840 things never got solved ever. I just think people started 2568 02:01:48.039 --> 02:01:51.079 started not feeling comfortable saying things out loud. They still 2569 02:01:51.119 --> 02:01:52.319 thought that shit, they didn't say it all. 2570 02:01:52.359 --> 02:01:53.760 Well, I have. The whole thing is like people say 2571 02:01:53.800 --> 02:01:56.640 that the quote like make racist afraid again, they'll say 2572 02:01:56.680 --> 02:01:58.119 they the people are trying to say that right now 2573 02:01:58.279 --> 02:01:59.760 because the racism never left. 2574 02:01:59.800 --> 02:02:03.319 They were just afraid to be racist. And that's starting. 2575 02:02:04.279 --> 02:02:05.279 That's what we need to start with. 2576 02:02:05.399 --> 02:02:10.239 Because speed that was pretty fast, Like I don't even 2577 02:02:10.279 --> 02:02:11.239 know if I can do that that fast. 2578 02:02:11.680 --> 02:02:12.720 Oh it just hurts. 2579 02:02:13.159 --> 02:02:18.279 Yeah, start bleeding a lot. It's silly, dude, it's going on. 2580 02:02:18.479 --> 02:02:20.680 That's crazy. I feel like I feel it's for Trump. 2581 02:02:23.520 --> 02:02:25.880 Can we feel like a really smart guy? Give me 2582 02:02:26.119 --> 02:02:30.079 all one day just wear those stupid hats and not 2583 02:02:30.279 --> 02:02:32.319 acknowledge that we're wearing them. We should. 2584 02:02:32.439 --> 02:02:34.399 I'm around our friends also, that'd be funny. 2585 02:02:34.560 --> 02:02:36.439 Well I don't. I don't want to like a party. 2586 02:02:36.439 --> 02:02:40.880 We all show yeah yeah, yeah, we show up fucking separately, 2587 02:02:41.479 --> 02:02:44.079 but we nobody even when somebody asked you about it, 2588 02:02:44.399 --> 02:02:47.760 don't even what do you mean? What are you talking about? 2589 02:02:47.800 --> 02:02:47.880 Now? 2590 02:02:47.920 --> 02:02:49.039 Like all my about to take it off. It's a 2591 02:02:49.039 --> 02:02:53.640 smaller one that's great, like the bowler hat guy from 2592 02:02:53.680 --> 02:02:56.159 Freaking the differences I was thinking of like like a 2593 02:02:56.279 --> 02:03:00.520 little hay Arnold. Yeah, smaller and smaller. I just want 2594 02:03:00.560 --> 02:03:02.319 to be like, somebody asked me directly about the hat, 2595 02:03:02.880 --> 02:03:05.960 and then I'm gonna ignore his question and just ask 2596 02:03:06.079 --> 02:03:08.880 him something else. Start laughing him, like like like what 2597 02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:09.399 the fuck you? 2598 02:03:09.720 --> 02:03:10.920 Why do you have a hat on? Like are you 2599 02:03:10.960 --> 02:03:12.039 are you actually jump support on a. 2600 02:03:12.039 --> 02:03:14.239 Bit and he goes like, I'm really not that interested 2601 02:03:14.239 --> 02:03:16.720 in talking about hats, Like I don't. 2602 02:03:16.520 --> 02:03:18.319 Even want to bring attention to the hat at all. 2603 02:03:18.920 --> 02:03:21.119 I want to be like I'm going to ask a 2604 02:03:21.760 --> 02:03:23.960 I'm just like, man, dude, it's been a long time 2605 02:03:23.960 --> 02:03:26.239 as I've seen. They're like, yeah, it's why do you 2606 02:03:26.279 --> 02:03:28.600 have the hat on? It'll be like, so what are 2607 02:03:28.600 --> 02:03:30.680 you doing next weekend? You know, like I want to 2608 02:03:30.760 --> 02:03:31.159 come busy. 2609 02:03:31.680 --> 02:03:33.279 You're basically like, yeah, I got that. I think I'm 2610 02:03:33.279 --> 02:03:34.199 on a barbecue with something like that. 2611 02:03:34.359 --> 02:03:37.279 And then and hopefully they'll take the bait and like 2612 02:03:37.600 --> 02:03:38.840 just leaving alone. 2613 02:03:39.920 --> 02:03:41.319 There was one time I was managed to do that 2614 02:03:41.439 --> 02:03:43.760 in a conversation once. Yea literally asked me something I 2615 02:03:43.760 --> 02:03:45.520 didn't want to answer, and I was able to completely 2616 02:03:45.600 --> 02:03:47.439 dissuade the wrong way. I did it one time. I 2617 02:03:47.479 --> 02:03:48.159 think you were there for that. 2618 02:03:48.560 --> 02:03:49.840 I don't know, I don't know what you're trying to 2619 02:03:49.880 --> 02:03:50.119 get at. 2620 02:03:50.199 --> 02:03:50.279 Man. 2621 02:03:50.359 --> 02:03:52.119 She asked me about like because I think someone someone 2622 02:03:52.159 --> 02:03:54.680 brought up something, and I was just like someone brought 2623 02:03:54.720 --> 02:03:56.399 up a creator. I was like a coon that I 2624 02:03:56.479 --> 02:03:59.680 think a door. And then I was like, yeah, something's happening. 2625 02:03:59.880 --> 02:04:02.319 I sway the conversation away from me getting yelled at, 2626 02:04:02.640 --> 02:04:04.039 and I was like, oh, good job on me. 2627 02:04:04.760 --> 02:04:07.800 I left it right. I left immediately try doing like 2628 02:04:07.840 --> 02:04:10.319 when I know Jojo has like like she's trying on 2629 02:04:10.439 --> 02:04:12.800 clothes and I know there's something that she particularly doesn't 2630 02:04:13.000 --> 02:04:15.560 like on her. But like I'm I'm male brain. I'm 2631 02:04:15.680 --> 02:04:18.159 like it looks it looks fine to me, but I 2632 02:04:18.319 --> 02:04:20.880 know that she has a particular problems. So I kind 2633 02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:23.720 of have to like Jedi mind trick a little bit 2634 02:04:23.800 --> 02:04:27.119 to kind of you know, because there's no real way 2635 02:04:27.199 --> 02:04:27.560 to handle. 2636 02:04:27.640 --> 02:04:29.199 What are you gonna be like, oh yeah, yeah, it 2637 02:04:29.239 --> 02:04:29.800 looks like shit. 2638 02:04:29.960 --> 02:04:31.920 You know, No, obviously you got to hurt yourself. You 2639 02:04:32.000 --> 02:04:33.600 gotta just you gotta go in the kitchen and just 2640 02:04:33.720 --> 02:04:35.439 nick yourself a little bit. My thing is, I just 2641 02:04:35.439 --> 02:04:38.720 saw it because like I'm just like I think, you know, 2642 02:04:38.960 --> 02:04:40.880 like she's like, oh, you know, my boob's on great 2643 02:04:40.920 --> 02:04:43.079 in this, and I'm like, I don't know, man, titch're awesome. 2644 02:04:43.239 --> 02:04:45.439 So it does matter to me, Like I think that 2645 02:04:45.600 --> 02:04:47.840 it should just your tit should just be out all 2646 02:04:47.920 --> 02:04:50.239 the time. Like, I don't know, I don't understand why 2647 02:04:50.279 --> 02:04:50.760 you're asking me. 2648 02:04:50.960 --> 02:04:52.399 Yeah, I don't know why you put these things away 2649 02:04:52.399 --> 02:04:53.039 in the first place. 2650 02:04:54.079 --> 02:04:57.439 You'rehidden, man, I just let's just let's just let's just 2651 02:04:57.520 --> 02:04:58.439 not wear anything anymore. 2652 02:04:58.479 --> 02:05:01.920 Ever. Go to work, you might get a raised just 2653 02:05:02.000 --> 02:05:03.800 tits are just exploding all over the place. 2654 02:05:03.960 --> 02:05:06.479 I feel like you wouldn't get a raise. 2655 02:05:06.760 --> 02:05:09.760 I think you don't understand the power of tits. 2656 02:05:10.359 --> 02:05:12.840 I Derek, trust me, I do. 2657 02:05:14.039 --> 02:05:16.520 Oh yeah, So then you would know that if your 2658 02:05:16.600 --> 02:05:20.600 boss saw some juicy cannons in his face would probably 2659 02:05:20.600 --> 02:05:22.680 be like I love this now. 2660 02:05:22.760 --> 02:05:25.279 He would walk in and it's like, excuse me. I 2661 02:05:25.359 --> 02:05:28.720 know it's not your fault. You didn't know, but my 2662 02:05:28.800 --> 02:05:33.760 wife and killed were killed by tits. It's really fucking insane. 2663 02:05:34.760 --> 02:05:37.439 Pair of great breast. So I need you to get 2664 02:05:37.439 --> 02:05:39.600 those away before you get fired. That's right up. So 2665 02:05:40.439 --> 02:05:42.720 I don't I hope I'm not gonna offend you by 2666 02:05:42.760 --> 02:05:44.760 asking about this. 2667 02:05:44.960 --> 02:05:50.840 Is you by your fucking hip really hard summer of 2668 02:05:50.880 --> 02:05:51.359 eighty three. 2669 02:05:52.560 --> 02:05:55.279 His hands are digging, his heads are like, there's like 2670 02:05:55.840 --> 02:05:58.680 like there's a moment where they go in and you 2671 02:05:58.840 --> 02:06:00.840 make so much much and was up a little bit. 2672 02:06:01.239 --> 02:06:04.439 Ah, I'm sorry, sorry, passionate about this. 2673 02:06:04.600 --> 02:06:15.199 Your hip is feel your bone, his fingers. 2674 02:06:15.239 --> 02:06:18.800 Get the fuck out of here. I need food. We're 2675 02:06:18.800 --> 02:06:19.319 gonna read the. 2676 02:06:19.359 --> 02:06:25.119 Name, get out of control, the killing the family. 2677 02:06:25.920 --> 02:06:27.000 We got to bring him to house. 2678 02:06:28.439 --> 02:06:34.079 I was walking around Loo Mir and the paintress is 2679 02:06:34.319 --> 02:06:37.159 painting big numbers over there. There's the numbers are going 2680 02:06:37.239 --> 02:06:40.560 down every year. Look at what Look at what they're 2681 02:06:40.640 --> 02:06:45.199 doing with the gesturals over on the border. 2682 02:06:45.279 --> 02:06:47.760 It's crazy. People say they're not real, but I know 2683 02:06:47.840 --> 02:06:50.319 they're really. Every gesture should be shining the back of 2684 02:06:50.399 --> 02:06:53.119 the head three times. Love. 2685 02:06:53.199 --> 02:06:57.880 You keep going about the painter, we should paint even 2686 02:06:58.000 --> 02:06:58.720 more numbers. 2687 02:07:04.479 --> 02:07:07.800 What if we from this angle we hang up a 2688 02:07:07.960 --> 02:07:12.800 sign next to the thirty three. We had another thirty three, 2689 02:07:13.039 --> 02:07:15.920 so it's three three three three, And. 2690 02:07:16.600 --> 02:07:21.039 Why don't we send another paintress over there to paint herself, 2691 02:07:21.359 --> 02:07:25.039 paint different numbers and solve this thing? 2692 02:07:25.600 --> 02:07:26.119 Insane? 2693 02:07:26.319 --> 02:07:29.600 Why don't we flip the monel if upside down so they're. 2694 02:07:29.439 --> 02:07:30.760 Not real numbers anymore? 2695 02:07:31.119 --> 02:07:34.399 No one, no one's thinking about the real solutions. 2696 02:07:35.199 --> 02:07:41.319 It's all expeditions, sending another paintress to paint more numbers. 2697 02:07:41.439 --> 02:07:46.119 It's so fucking crazy. We flip it one time and 2698 02:07:46.239 --> 02:07:50.760 it's to McDonald's. It's too it's two butts, and that's 2699 02:07:50.760 --> 02:07:53.600 too fucking hilarious. We flip it over, we. 2700 02:07:54.000 --> 02:07:57.720 Turn it down, we flip it upside down, and everybody. 2701 02:07:57.319 --> 02:07:57.800 Who's e. 2702 02:07:59.439 --> 02:08:01.399 Dies, no is he? 2703 02:08:01.760 --> 02:08:06.159 So we'll save it. We'll save the world. I love you, 2704 02:08:07.239 --> 02:08:08.520 you do it. You're the best. 2705 02:08:08.840 --> 02:08:14.359 Oh what the hell, I'm celebrating Trump's b that's the 2706 02:08:14.439 --> 02:08:16.239 AI in my computer being like, yeah. 2707 02:08:17.520 --> 02:08:19.960 That just sounds like a better idea for being honest. 2708 02:08:20.039 --> 02:08:23.560 I actually would like the idea. Let's let's let's contact 2709 02:08:23.600 --> 02:08:27.880 Sandfall yeah and be like, hey, could you uh DLC 2710 02:08:28.079 --> 02:08:30.399 You know, I know you probably weren't planning doing anything 2711 02:08:30.479 --> 02:08:30.880 like this, but. 2712 02:08:31.600 --> 02:08:37.000 Trump might be over actually kind of yeah, might be 2713 02:08:37.039 --> 02:08:39.800 over there, wouldn't be a Trump DLC unfortunately, although that 2714 02:08:39.800 --> 02:08:40.279 would be great. 2715 02:08:40.279 --> 02:08:44.520 They're smuggling neverrons across the border. They're showing up in 2716 02:08:44.760 --> 02:08:51.399 big boats every what the gestrials are don't worry? Yeah, 2717 02:08:51.600 --> 02:08:52.520 why would I answer that? 2718 02:08:52.640 --> 02:08:57.079 Also, I'm like, what the experience the world? 2719 02:08:57.319 --> 02:08:59.800 This town is really interesting, even the only first time 2720 02:08:59.800 --> 02:09:02.840 I've been here, I'm six hours old. What then is 2721 02:09:02.920 --> 02:09:04.880 this experience the world? 2722 02:09:05.680 --> 02:09:10.880 Yeah, they've got a big guy over there, Eskia. 2723 02:09:11.039 --> 02:09:15.600 I call him ASKI gang because he's just a big 2724 02:09:15.760 --> 02:09:16.880 fat homosexual. 2725 02:09:18.039 --> 02:09:25.479 Hey Trump, don't touch me. 2726 02:09:26.279 --> 02:09:26.920 Don't touch me. 2727 02:09:27.199 --> 02:09:30.520 Fucking touch me, you fucking weird person. You don't touch me, 2728 02:09:30.800 --> 02:09:32.000 you little French frag. 2729 02:09:32.359 --> 02:09:35.720 I mean cigarettes. 2730 02:09:35.760 --> 02:09:38.000 I don't mean what. I don't like to say. Some 2731 02:09:38.119 --> 02:09:41.159 people like this. People like to say some people. Some 2732 02:09:41.279 --> 02:09:44.000 people are saying, I got a friend. He's a big 2733 02:09:45.840 --> 02:09:52.399 introduces the concept that says some people are here's common 2734 02:09:52.479 --> 02:09:54.479 to get real. He was like, I know this guy. 2735 02:09:54.560 --> 02:09:57.399 He's a very very rich guy, rich rich rich guy, 2736 02:09:58.119 --> 02:10:01.000 very powerful man, a business man. And I he takes 2737 02:10:01.039 --> 02:10:03.920 this is the thing that he said earlier drug this uh, 2738 02:10:04.359 --> 02:10:05.760 this fat drug he takes. 2739 02:10:05.880 --> 02:10:07.600 He's talking about ozembic and he's like, I know this 2740 02:10:07.720 --> 02:10:10.520 billionaire and he takes the fat drug, the fat shot, 2741 02:10:10.640 --> 02:10:12.359 and it's not working. 2742 02:10:13.479 --> 02:10:14.840 He went and loved that he took it. 2743 02:10:14.960 --> 02:10:18.119 It was like it was only like eighty five dollars 2744 02:10:18.239 --> 02:10:20.520 there what But then he came back here and it 2745 02:10:20.680 --> 02:10:23.880 was a thousand dollars and he was like, hey, Nonnie, 2746 02:10:24.239 --> 02:10:26.079 what am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing? 2747 02:10:26.319 --> 02:10:27.279 Fucking did he actually say this? 2748 02:10:27.520 --> 02:10:29.960 He actually did say this. He basically did paraphrasing a 2749 02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:32.600 little bit, but he's parphrasing im to be fair, but 2750 02:10:32.920 --> 02:10:34.840 not No, I'm not. But he did. He did. What 2751 02:10:35.760 --> 02:10:37.159 was the point of him doing that? I think because 2752 02:10:37.159 --> 02:10:37.760 he's talking about the. 2753 02:10:37.760 --> 02:10:40.399 Drug thing that he's gonna do or he's gonna like, uh, 2754 02:10:40.760 --> 02:10:43.960 make uh drugs cheaper here because we're tak being taken 2755 02:10:43.960 --> 02:10:47.079 advantage of, which, by the way, is price control, which 2756 02:10:47.199 --> 02:10:49.359 is something that they literally didn't. 2757 02:10:49.159 --> 02:10:52.960 Want shut that they Congress tried multiple times. They were 2758 02:10:53.000 --> 02:10:59.279 successful with the insulin yes, under bike for thirty bucks, right, 2759 02:11:00.079 --> 02:11:04.720 and then they were like no whenever, okay, God please no, no, 2760 02:11:05.319 --> 02:11:08.840 I uh stop it heard it's not good. He's not 2761 02:11:08.840 --> 02:11:09.720 gonna fix anything going. 2762 02:11:09.800 --> 02:11:16.319 They're smuggling o zempic in Nevron's in de lumire, Renoir, 2763 02:11:16.439 --> 02:11:16.920 where are you? 2764 02:11:17.680 --> 02:11:20.680 Where are you? Where's that black guy that died on 2765 02:11:20.760 --> 02:11:23.159 the beach? What happened to fuck? 2766 02:11:23.479 --> 02:11:24.960 He died immediately, thank god? 2767 02:11:25.880 --> 02:11:29.279 And like I'm not Renoir. He died on the beach. 2768 02:11:29.600 --> 02:11:33.239 He died like a dog. Please. He dies so fast. 2769 02:11:33.479 --> 02:11:36.159 It's really sad hes mad sentence. Ye, he's like he 2770 02:11:36.199 --> 02:11:39.720 does like he does, he does exactly, he does like anyway, 2771 02:11:39.720 --> 02:11:41.760 he's like, follow me this way. He protects you from dying, 2772 02:11:41.800 --> 02:11:42.880 and he gets killed. 2773 02:11:43.279 --> 02:11:46.199 It's everybody gets killed me at the beginning, at the 2774 02:11:46.239 --> 02:11:46.960 beginning of that game. 2775 02:11:47.000 --> 02:11:49.119 It's crazy. And that's not where it was, by the way, 2776 02:11:49.119 --> 02:11:49.960 it's like literally. 2777 02:11:49.800 --> 02:11:50.880 Like the very it's rough. 2778 02:11:51.159 --> 02:11:55.079 It's very beginning, you know, might be whatever. 2779 02:11:55.199 --> 02:11:57.039 Let's read the names now where we can go over 2780 02:11:57.079 --> 02:11:58.760 to patron of concess a snark tank. I want to 2781 02:11:58.800 --> 02:12:04.800 play really badly, go overround whatever. There's there's tears over there. 2782 02:12:07.000 --> 02:12:11.199 When all gets your early access or ad free five dollars, 2783 02:12:11.239 --> 02:12:13.760 give you a question around on the show, twenty five 2784 02:12:13.880 --> 02:12:15.279 gets you your name right at the end of the show. 2785 02:12:15.279 --> 02:12:18.359 That's what we're gonna do. Now you sound empty. I'm tired, man, 2786 02:12:18.359 --> 02:12:21.840 I'm hungry. Hot in here. It really was so fucking 2787 02:12:21.920 --> 02:12:23.800 hot this weekend. It was crazy. Oh yeah, heat, we 2788 02:12:23.880 --> 02:12:25.000 had a heat wave this weekend. 2789 02:12:25.279 --> 02:12:28.720 Yeah, it's gonna drop twenty five degrees tonight. Yeah good, 2790 02:12:29.279 --> 02:12:30.359 it's kind of silly. 2791 02:12:30.439 --> 02:12:33.359 Help the heat wave. It was like high nineties and 2792 02:12:33.399 --> 02:12:34.039 I'm like, oh. 2793 02:12:34.119 --> 02:12:36.600 Cool, yeah, immediately unbearable. 2794 02:12:36.720 --> 02:12:40.000 Yeah, let's see what temperature is gonna be tomorrow night. 2795 02:12:40.239 --> 02:12:41.720 Let me fuck you degrees. 2796 02:12:42.640 --> 02:12:45.079 It says thing, you should kill yourself. That's interesting, that's 2797 02:12:45.159 --> 02:12:49.479 badass interesting, curious read the Nate. 2798 02:12:50.039 --> 02:12:56.359 Yeah, I've been thinking about that. Fucking uh the enfeebled 2799 02:12:56.800 --> 02:13:00.039 Louis Armstrong. Oh, from the beginning of like the in 2800 02:13:00.079 --> 02:13:02.920 the recent episode, I forgot what I said. 2801 02:13:04.960 --> 02:13:09.600 Yes, you know you're like I did? I did? Yeah, 2802 02:13:09.720 --> 02:13:21.640 that's you survived the class. That's what Ye's all right? Strange. 2803 02:13:24.520 --> 02:13:30.880 My vision is fun. I can't see you breathe melting. 2804 02:13:31.920 --> 02:13:41.000 I only see infrared line. It's like a fucking predators, 2805 02:13:41.239 --> 02:13:45.680 literally a monster. He probably looks like, what to. 2806 02:13:52.199 --> 02:13:54.680 I haven't seen anything? Why? 2807 02:13:55.640 --> 02:13:59.199 Because I have? I haven't really alien versus the preadtor 2808 02:13:59.199 --> 02:14:02.680 has been fun, but I haven't enjoyed Predators standalone like 2809 02:14:02.880 --> 02:14:05.439 I have, don't. 2810 02:14:07.199 --> 02:14:08.439 I just don't want to beat. 2811 02:14:11.000 --> 02:14:13.039 It looks stupid of me. I'm sorry, it's pretty good. 2812 02:14:14.199 --> 02:14:16.439 I heard it sounds really stupid to me. It's just 2813 02:14:16.560 --> 02:14:18.800 it's just a predator. If they came to like yeah, 2814 02:14:18.840 --> 02:14:22.119 and then but then something my grandma like fights him, 2815 02:14:22.159 --> 02:14:24.600 right or something, some fucking it. 2816 02:14:24.600 --> 02:14:27.119 Would make a predator movie. That's just jeffy Epstein hopping 2817 02:14:27.159 --> 02:14:27.720 through the trees. 2818 02:14:28.439 --> 02:14:31.359 I'm it should be predators. 2819 02:14:31.560 --> 02:14:32.479 I'm so on board. 2820 02:14:32.920 --> 02:14:37.319 It's fucking hunt sexual predators, Pizza dance or whatever. Pizza dance, 2821 02:14:37.720 --> 02:14:42.199 Pizza Dean? Who are who the notorious ones? Did he that? 2822 02:14:43.000 --> 02:14:44.640 Some fogel? 2823 02:14:44.800 --> 02:14:45.000 Yeah? 2824 02:14:45.079 --> 02:14:46.800 I was gonna say some British guy. I can't remember 2825 02:14:46.800 --> 02:14:49.279 his name, Jimmy Savile. Yeah, thank you. 2826 02:14:50.039 --> 02:14:52.159 Remember I was just looking at I was just like 2827 02:14:52.239 --> 02:14:54.159 watching a video about that recently. I've seen it before, 2828 02:14:54.279 --> 02:14:55.720 but like I was like, oh, yeah, I remember that again, 2829 02:14:55.880 --> 02:14:58.399 Jimmy Savile. He was like this really famous, like uh, 2830 02:14:59.399 --> 02:15:01.000 I think, like I don't even he was a public 2831 02:15:01.039 --> 02:15:05.520 figure in Britain, but he was like beloved. Everybody loved 2832 02:15:05.600 --> 02:15:07.000 him and he was like you had a show. 2833 02:15:07.560 --> 02:15:07.680 Uh. 2834 02:15:07.960 --> 02:15:09.680 I think we're interacted with kids. 2835 02:15:10.000 --> 02:15:13.039 And then he died and then everything came out about him, 2836 02:15:13.039 --> 02:15:15.359 so he didn't even he did even face consequences. They 2837 02:15:15.359 --> 02:15:17.920 had a statue dedicated him, and then they tore it down. 2838 02:15:17.960 --> 02:15:19.359 I mean, to their credit, they did tear it down. 2839 02:15:20.439 --> 02:15:22.279 They weren't like, well, it's our history. 2840 02:15:22.920 --> 02:15:25.640 It's our history. It's our history. You know the statues, 2841 02:15:25.680 --> 02:15:27.880 these monuments and these monsters, it's our history. 2842 02:15:28.119 --> 02:15:31.159 I love looking up at giant Pewter pedophiles. 2843 02:15:35.199 --> 02:15:37.880 It's a nice idiom or illiteration. 2844 02:15:38.000 --> 02:15:41.520 Sorry, yeah, Pewter pedophile. Anyway, I'm gonna read the names. Now, 2845 02:15:41.600 --> 02:15:44.800 count me down, three two, yes you did? 2846 02:15:45.279 --> 02:15:45.399 Uh? 2847 02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:53.039 Three stop three two one delta gamma. You don't do this, 2848 02:15:53.560 --> 02:15:56.560 don't put me, don't do this. We actually touch your penis? 2849 02:15:56.600 --> 02:15:56.960 What you do? 2850 02:15:57.119 --> 02:15:58.840 I beat the shit out of you. Don't touch my 2851 02:15:58.960 --> 02:16:02.199 penuts the fuck. But that was way more intensive it 2852 02:16:02.279 --> 02:16:05.479 was supposed to be. Yeah, who I felt like I 2853 02:16:05.600 --> 02:16:06.560 was in two thousand and two. 2854 02:16:06.479 --> 02:16:11.560 Again, Why would you be touching my penis? If you 2855 02:16:11.640 --> 02:16:14.600 touch my piece, I better open your mouth up. Look man, 2856 02:16:14.840 --> 02:16:16.039 And there's no context? 2857 02:16:16.199 --> 02:16:19.199 What what if? Literally I'm walking, I'm walking right, And 2858 02:16:19.279 --> 02:16:22.000 then I slip and you know, naturally you want to 2859 02:16:22.039 --> 02:16:26.119 grab on or something Accidentally, Not only do I take 2860 02:16:26.159 --> 02:16:28.640 your shorts down, and but I somehow like I get 2861 02:16:28.680 --> 02:16:31.119 another grab, you know, So I take the shorts down 2862 02:16:31.159 --> 02:16:39.559 and then I grab grab you a little bit, and 2863 02:16:39.639 --> 02:16:41.239 I don't I don't hold on, but I do grab 2864 02:16:41.280 --> 02:16:43.079 it a little bit. I realize what I'm touching and 2865 02:16:43.120 --> 02:16:48.959 then I stop. Yeah, I'd be like, man, this is 2866 02:16:49.159 --> 02:16:50.760 this is a path. It's like you can it's like 2867 02:16:50.760 --> 02:16:52.600 a path of no return. Are you sure you want 2868 02:16:52.600 --> 02:16:55.959 to activate this choice? Because I can either overreact to funk, 2869 02:16:56.079 --> 02:16:58.000 but then I'm just homophobia. That's my new class. Now 2870 02:16:58.200 --> 02:17:01.639 I'm homophobe. Or I can possibly a murderer, or I 2871 02:17:01.680 --> 02:17:03.920 could just be like it's all right, But then I 2872 02:17:03.959 --> 02:17:07.360 don't know, I know what to happen again? What happens again? Yeah? 2873 02:17:07.520 --> 02:17:09.760 I think it would have to recreate it because, you know, 2874 02:17:09.840 --> 02:17:12.280 because we would talent on the podcast and people need 2875 02:17:12.319 --> 02:17:15.479 to see this people. Why do people keep falling into 2876 02:17:15.520 --> 02:17:20.799 my calling? Is that? Is that Christian j Luke g 2877 02:17:21.000 --> 02:17:28.760 Luke Pard. I was watching TG actually and he was 2878 02:17:28.879 --> 02:17:30.000 behaving like that was really weird. 2879 02:17:30.319 --> 02:17:31.680 Yeah, huh. 2880 02:17:32.920 --> 02:17:35.719 The next generation? Oh my god, Okay. I was watching 2881 02:17:35.760 --> 02:17:38.799 that and then Bard it was like going, like Captain, 2882 02:17:39.040 --> 02:17:42.239 that show is really good. Just start trying to acting 2883 02:17:42.280 --> 02:17:45.159 is pretty. I don't know. YEA King and Queen's The 2884 02:17:45.159 --> 02:17:47.079 Next Generation is really good. I love that show. 2885 02:17:47.399 --> 02:17:49.479 That was my grandma's Grandma That's one of my grandpa's 2886 02:17:49.479 --> 02:17:52.159 favorite television shows. It's good it was a Star Trek 2887 02:17:52.159 --> 02:17:53.319 guy instead a Star Wars guy. 2888 02:17:53.600 --> 02:17:55.760 Yeah, I mean, if you want, yeah, Like as far 2889 02:17:55.799 --> 02:17:58.159 as a show, it's I mean, it's just it's good. 2890 02:17:58.239 --> 02:17:59.120 It's a good It's a. 2891 02:17:59.159 --> 02:18:02.000 Great background show to just put it on and let 2892 02:18:02.079 --> 02:18:04.040 it run and just kind of dip in and out 2893 02:18:04.040 --> 02:18:04.200 to it. 2894 02:18:04.239 --> 02:18:05.600 And I watched Targate with him a little bit. But 2895 02:18:05.600 --> 02:18:09.040 then he died Stargate Stargate x J nine, who died, 2896 02:18:09.239 --> 02:18:12.040 My grandpa? He love, he loved like he died watching Stargate. 2897 02:18:12.600 --> 02:18:13.680 Yeah, he tried to not. 2898 02:18:13.760 --> 02:18:15.200 I think he had a heart attack or something like that. 2899 02:18:15.280 --> 02:18:19.280 Something soning crazy while watching. He probably saw like a 2900 02:18:19.719 --> 02:18:21.440 transperson to start. He was like, I can't do with this, 2901 02:18:23.719 --> 02:18:25.799 this this is too far left for me. 2902 02:18:26.399 --> 02:18:31.280 All right, all right, Delta Gamma on my Willie till 2903 02:18:31.319 --> 02:18:34.680 I Wonka. I was conservative then I watched Chris Now 2904 02:18:34.719 --> 02:18:39.920 I hate Florida all left pipeline. Squimp is bugs, squimp 2905 02:18:40.920 --> 02:18:46.959 just as squimp as bugs. Uh, Clamuel Esquire the third you, Sir, 2906 02:18:47.159 --> 02:18:53.760 guild Master Mally Malibu, colchedra Ed Drass. I saw a 2907 02:18:53.799 --> 02:18:56.520 billboard for Temple's podcast on a highway near Cleveland, Ohio. 2908 02:18:56.639 --> 02:19:01.399 That makes sense, Colin Moriarty, I forgot about this a 2909 02:19:01.399 --> 02:19:04.079 little among us character somehow drawn through text. 2910 02:19:05.040 --> 02:19:07.239 I don't know how you did that. No, don't click 2911 02:19:07.280 --> 02:19:07.440 on it. 2912 02:19:07.639 --> 02:19:10.879 So Perry just sent me a thing, Perry Hull, Yeah, 2913 02:19:11.000 --> 02:19:11.840 pry me a thing. 2914 02:19:12.200 --> 02:19:13.600 I haven't heard that the podcast. 2915 02:19:13.920 --> 02:19:15.680 That's oh yeah, that's right he did because he did 2916 02:19:15.719 --> 02:19:17.200 that crazy art for us a while. 2917 02:19:17.959 --> 02:19:21.719 He saw Buffer like a license plate and it said 2918 02:19:21.879 --> 02:19:26.680 Bateman or something that he thought it said, that's so funny. 2919 02:19:26.719 --> 02:19:29.360 I'm like, what the here? In fact, I got to 2920 02:19:29.399 --> 02:19:31.959 hit him up. I forgot that. Uh he moved. I 2921 02:19:32.000 --> 02:19:32.680 wish he didn't move. 2922 02:19:32.680 --> 02:19:34.639 He's such a cool guy who moved when we just 2923 02:19:34.760 --> 02:19:37.159 got out here. It's funny. He was living in the 2924 02:19:37.200 --> 02:19:39.840 Avalon when I got he moved. 2925 02:19:39.920 --> 02:19:42.360 He moved, and we moved to Bourbank, like when we 2926 02:19:42.399 --> 02:19:45.159 got to Bourbank. Yes, he moved immediately, which. 2927 02:19:45.079 --> 02:19:48.760 Sucks specifically because you got there. I landed. 2928 02:19:48.799 --> 02:19:52.799 He was like, fuck this, I dang, dude, that makes sense. 2929 02:19:52.840 --> 02:19:56.479 Cool dude, he's a great guy. Calmo already, I am 2930 02:19:56.520 --> 02:20:00.200 going to kill a reversion of the Mortar. If I 2931 02:20:00.319 --> 02:20:02.639 was a gay man, I would I would suck a 2932 02:20:02.639 --> 02:20:05.600 suck dick all day long. I'd suck a dick. 2933 02:20:05.959 --> 02:20:07.559 That's nice, it's good. It's pretty good. 2934 02:20:10.319 --> 02:20:13.719 Case and my son, Oh Kingston, my song. 2935 02:20:13.959 --> 02:20:15.959 Why are your co hosts so gay? 2936 02:20:19.079 --> 02:20:19.280 Why? 2937 02:20:20.079 --> 02:20:22.840 Why? I'm just learning. I don't I don't want to 2938 02:20:22.879 --> 02:20:25.639 be mean or anything, but like, don't we cook those 2939 02:20:26.040 --> 02:20:28.040 I think they're filming or fucking? What do you think 2940 02:20:28.079 --> 02:20:30.959 are both? What is that? It's jack Quade and and 2941 02:20:31.479 --> 02:20:32.680 it's been filming filming. 2942 02:20:33.120 --> 02:20:34.959 They got the middle finger up, so they're clearly filming. 2943 02:20:35.799 --> 02:20:38.600 That's what that means. Whenever they cast the boys. 2944 02:20:38.440 --> 02:20:40.600 Have their middle that men. I thought that men like 2945 02:20:40.760 --> 02:20:41.959 this is going up someone's ass. 2946 02:20:42.520 --> 02:20:45.280 No, this means this is a symbol not every justus 2947 02:20:45.360 --> 02:20:51.799 sexual Derek, my gosh, maybe to you, I get turned 2948 02:20:51.840 --> 02:20:51.959 on it. 2949 02:20:52.000 --> 02:20:56.559 Every single thing possible step trying to break my fucking worldview. 2950 02:20:56.719 --> 02:20:57.959 I'm a bit of a goon lord. 2951 02:20:58.000 --> 02:21:00.000 One would say, I'm a goon supremacist. 2952 02:21:01.040 --> 02:21:03.159 Two rats in a trench coat, Kingston's dad manipulating the 2953 02:21:03.200 --> 02:21:06.840 geopolitical landscape, thus causing Jitler in the Jersey JEBBL to 2954 02:21:06.959 --> 02:21:11.719 team up and annihilate Israel PM candidate for the ultra thieves? 2955 02:21:13.959 --> 02:21:15.680 Who's the candidate for the ultra thieves? 2956 02:21:15.840 --> 02:21:18.360 A fuck? Where are the ultra thieves from? Oh? The 2957 02:21:18.479 --> 02:21:22.120 fucking Australia? Right, yeah, the l who's the candidate for 2958 02:21:22.239 --> 02:21:25.280 the have to be Australian? Is that works? 2959 02:21:25.360 --> 02:21:27.479 I saw this video of this This I don't know actually, 2960 02:21:28.120 --> 02:21:30.159 but like I saw I saw this video earlier today 2961 02:21:30.200 --> 02:21:34.920 of like this Australian dad and his daughter like feeding 2962 02:21:35.000 --> 02:21:37.280 some Australian bird and was like, really cute and then 2963 02:21:37.360 --> 02:21:40.440 he pans over to a h a baby kangaroo. 2964 02:21:40.479 --> 02:21:41.159 It's really cute. 2965 02:21:41.319 --> 02:21:44.399 I'm just like, this is propaganda as fuck, man, This 2966 02:21:44.559 --> 02:21:47.639 is not Australia. Cannot be like this. Where's the spider 2967 02:21:47.799 --> 02:21:53.319 with a fucking rape whistle? Look? 2968 02:21:54.760 --> 02:21:57.479 Is this the jumble to us? Like I talked to 2969 02:21:57.479 --> 02:21:58.840 I have a lot of friends that I played cards 2970 02:21:58.920 --> 02:22:01.479 that are like from different parts of the world. They're like, yeah, 2971 02:22:01.680 --> 02:22:04.479 America just seems like hell with black people in it. 2972 02:22:04.520 --> 02:22:08.600 And I'm like, oh, nice, Wait, what are you saying 2973 02:22:09.719 --> 02:22:11.760 black people like because you don't have that over here. 2974 02:22:11.799 --> 02:22:14.200 They don't have They killed all the Aborigines, that's true. 2975 02:22:14.280 --> 02:22:16.479 The dark said people are all bred they all got 2976 02:22:16.559 --> 02:22:18.920 bred out, or like that's a weird way to say 2977 02:22:19.040 --> 02:22:21.239 that kill them all. Well, they're saying it's like hell. 2978 02:22:22.200 --> 02:22:23.879 That is a weird thing to say, because you can 2979 02:22:24.760 --> 02:22:28.399 it's I guess they assume black people wouldn't be in Hell. 2980 02:22:29.200 --> 02:22:30.239 It just happened to be here too. 2981 02:22:30.360 --> 02:22:34.440 Yeah, that's a crazy thing. It's Bill Cosby exists. He's 2982 02:22:34.479 --> 02:22:36.680 the Hell Lord, you see whatever. 2983 02:22:37.079 --> 02:22:38.799 It only would make sense if they were saying like 2984 02:22:38.959 --> 02:22:43.319 America is like Australia is Hell, and America is healthy 2985 02:22:43.520 --> 02:22:45.959 hell with black people. So it's like if you're doing 2986 02:22:46.079 --> 02:22:50.120 like some sort of comparison, does that makes it worse better? 2987 02:22:50.399 --> 02:22:50.840 It's weird. 2988 02:22:50.920 --> 02:22:52.440 It's a weird thing to single out when there's so 2989 02:22:52.479 --> 02:22:54.840 many other things that are unique here that make it work. 2990 02:22:54.879 --> 02:22:57.600 You know, I know it's weird. It's hell worse with 2991 02:22:57.680 --> 02:23:01.479 black people without black people. What do you mean it's hell? 2992 02:23:01.879 --> 02:23:03.879 I guess it's the game. Everybody's just getting tortured. 2993 02:23:04.000 --> 02:23:07.000 Everybody's everybody has their own Hell, presume everybody's getting is that? 2994 02:23:07.079 --> 02:23:10.079 How are we going off? The Lord that there's rings 2995 02:23:10.120 --> 02:23:12.479 and everyone's getting like butt fucked on depending on what 2996 02:23:12.559 --> 02:23:15.920 they do. Hello, I'm not gonna whatever. 2997 02:23:16.360 --> 02:23:20.159 Derek the Derek, The Derek Pilot has been going on 2998 02:23:20.360 --> 02:23:22.600 for so long. I'm waiting for the Derek for the 2999 02:23:22.680 --> 02:23:23.479 Derek series. 3000 02:23:28.799 --> 02:23:31.760 You ever heard that joke before? No, No, that's actually 3001 02:23:31.760 --> 02:23:33.840 the first time. It's actually kind of surprising a joke. 3002 02:23:35.079 --> 02:23:35.120 No. 3003 02:23:35.239 --> 02:23:38.000 I usually hear things about planes like you did not 3004 02:23:38.159 --> 02:23:45.440 love it? Yes, yes, When I tell people my nafe 3005 02:23:45.639 --> 02:23:49.280 Derek piloted the plates, you did pilot all three of 3006 02:23:49.319 --> 02:23:51.799 them dirty terrorists, and they actually call it cops. I 3007 02:23:51.840 --> 02:23:56.399 mean ship. I've I've been in many interrogation rooms. It's 3008 02:23:56.440 --> 02:24:00.879 quite happynience. Weird. You hear a Massan guy killed by 3009 02:24:00.959 --> 02:24:03.440 ice or something? Oh, yeah, ice got him, Yeah, something 3010 02:24:03.479 --> 02:24:08.040 like that. I saw like a thumbnail and I was like, 3011 02:24:08.200 --> 02:24:11.479 I'm not watching this. It's an hour and then I 3012 02:24:11.920 --> 02:24:16.760 which I forgot about this. I forgot about this. It 3013 02:24:16.920 --> 02:24:23.600 led me to a related video of Hassan apparently reacted 3014 02:24:23.639 --> 02:24:27.799 to the content nuke. Finally, Oh yeah, you know what 3015 02:24:27.879 --> 02:24:35.479 it says. The thumbnail says de arming the content nuke 3016 02:24:36.239 --> 02:24:42.559 eight hours and fifty minutes, Part one, And I was like, 3017 02:24:44.079 --> 02:24:48.239 I don't do this, but I clicked the dots and 3018 02:24:48.360 --> 02:24:50.920 put not interested, because you know, normally I just don't 3019 02:24:50.959 --> 02:24:52.959 click on things, right, Yeah, I was just like, get 3020 02:24:53.040 --> 02:24:59.000 this so fucking far away from me? Is the second 3021 02:24:59.079 --> 02:24:59.520 one I know? 3022 02:24:59.639 --> 02:25:02.719 And eight hour Part one is fucking hysterical because it's like, 3023 02:25:04.079 --> 02:25:10.239 I really cannot imagine. I really can't imagine sitting through 3024 02:25:10.280 --> 02:25:10.799 something like that. 3025 02:25:11.040 --> 02:25:14.959 It's unwatchable, Like there's you can't like I must. I 3026 02:25:15.159 --> 02:25:18.799 just even if you somebody, some freak I guess, will 3027 02:25:18.879 --> 02:25:20.680 take out all the parts that stitch you together and 3028 02:25:20.760 --> 02:25:21.239 make it like. 3029 02:25:22.360 --> 02:25:28.799 I would rather be encased than boiling snow hot water. No, no, 3030 02:25:29.840 --> 02:25:33.159 fuck it is it is ice that is boiling to 3031 02:25:33.280 --> 02:25:37.639 the touch. I guess it's that dry ice something. It's 3032 02:25:37.680 --> 02:25:39.600 something that could only exist metaphysically. 3033 02:25:40.159 --> 02:25:46.360 Yeah, I'm totally on board. Yeah, that shit, it's a 3034 02:25:46.479 --> 02:25:50.239 nine hour beat this as part one. That's that's my hell, dude. 3035 02:25:50.920 --> 02:25:51.879 It is fucking crazy. 3036 02:25:52.280 --> 02:25:57.159 Swen spits on black people while shitting erect uh resurrecting 3037 02:25:57.399 --> 02:26:00.280 mister Rogers as a margin. So he's just evil enough 3038 02:26:00.280 --> 02:26:03.719 to kill the right people. It's crazy Berserker Broley, big 3039 02:26:03.799 --> 02:26:07.639 bouncy backside the Sloker two. Why so Dirpy won't Smith? 3040 02:26:09.600 --> 02:26:11.799 What will oh. 3041 02:26:13.200 --> 02:26:21.200 Gay gay Derek Salty scrotum sauce. I'm Kingston's Drad. I 3042 02:26:21.319 --> 02:26:27.159 say white power when I when you what the fucking oh. 3043 02:26:27.200 --> 02:26:30.079 I'm Kingson Strad. I say white power when I China 3044 02:26:30.159 --> 02:26:33.920 man chop, When I China man Chop. I don't know 3045 02:26:33.959 --> 02:26:37.440 what that means? Is that I don't know? 3046 02:26:37.559 --> 02:26:41.879 Dude, Okay, you're asking somebody with just this little context 3047 02:26:41.959 --> 02:26:45.559 as you. Kanye West new version of Flash Knights was 3048 02:26:45.600 --> 02:26:47.559 called Bashing Jewish. 3049 02:26:52.520 --> 02:26:52.799 Jewish. 3050 02:26:53.079 --> 02:26:59.200 Jewish go says, oh, oh, that's so dumb. I just 3051 02:26:59.360 --> 02:27:05.319 understood what that is Jewish Goku says ove over, Oh 3052 02:27:06.760 --> 02:27:10.079 not bad. It's something I really understand it until I 3053 02:27:10.120 --> 02:27:15.399 finished saying it out loud. All damn yeah, all Gooner's 3054 02:27:15.479 --> 02:27:20.840 fire fire at will glaze their randy rears. 3055 02:27:21.879 --> 02:27:22.440 It's insane. 3056 02:27:22.479 --> 02:27:25.360 Calmori alarady domination, Calmori already Derek Now Travin is in 3057 02:27:25.399 --> 02:27:27.639 his nashtag Graham straight Huan the urinal calinor he already 3058 02:27:27.680 --> 02:27:31.479 check out the band Tricot, specifically their audio tree performance. 3059 02:27:31.600 --> 02:27:35.799 It's the best example of math rock. Just thought. 3060 02:27:36.399 --> 02:27:38.639 Just fought a nine year old woman at the park. 3061 02:27:40.120 --> 02:27:41.520 Nine year old woman. 3062 02:27:42.120 --> 02:27:47.200 It's a crazy thing to say. Yeah, justifying make you 3063 02:27:47.280 --> 02:27:50.440 feel better, that's. 3064 02:27:50.319 --> 02:27:53.399 Fucking that's really funny. Actually they have like beating up 3065 02:27:53.399 --> 02:27:56.079 a child and it's like, eleven year old. 3066 02:27:56.000 --> 02:28:00.920 Man, there you go, whatever you gotta do to stay alive. 3067 02:28:01.040 --> 02:28:03.879 Man, this fucking I was walking down the street and 3068 02:28:03.959 --> 02:28:08.760 this fucking eight year old man stared at me just 3069 02:28:08.879 --> 02:28:13.559 like I wouldn't stop staring. Oh it's probably eight. 3070 02:28:14.319 --> 02:28:18.159 We kicked him. I fucking my roundhouse. Is his face off? 3071 02:28:18.319 --> 02:28:21.840 So naturally I I just blue rising in his face. 3072 02:28:23.879 --> 02:28:26.639 You just walk with that ship this little boy's face. 3073 02:28:26.719 --> 02:28:28.639 I have a little capsule of rice and everywhere I go, 3074 02:28:29.200 --> 02:28:30.559 just in case I need a quick out. 3075 02:28:30.959 --> 02:28:32.559 That's good, that's good, that's not bad. 3076 02:28:32.639 --> 02:28:39.440 I like that actually leaking pre uh Calinmary Already squared, blonde, 3077 02:28:39.639 --> 02:28:45.360 blue eyed German Man applying for Sweet's position to gentrify 3078 02:28:45.559 --> 02:28:47.879 the podcast, I would say the N word with a 3079 02:28:47.920 --> 02:28:52.639 little a little less than him hired, hired. No, if 3080 02:28:52.680 --> 02:28:58.600 you'll work for infinitely less, you're hired. Uh, there's no 3081 02:28:58.840 --> 02:29:02.079 limit to the pay cut. It's like, it is crazy. 3082 02:29:03.040 --> 02:29:03.239 It is. 3083 02:29:03.559 --> 02:29:05.159 In fact, at a certain point you're gonna be paying 3084 02:29:05.239 --> 02:29:05.840 us to work here. 3085 02:29:06.120 --> 02:29:07.120 Yeah, there might be. 3086 02:29:07.239 --> 02:29:10.000 You might owe us in taxes. You have back taxes. 3087 02:29:10.000 --> 02:29:10.760 Do you need to pay us? 3088 02:29:11.000 --> 02:29:11.200 Yeah? 3089 02:29:11.440 --> 02:29:15.799 That's crazy, sorry loser, Yeah, I like that. Calin Mourria 3090 02:29:15.799 --> 02:29:18.760 already woke Marxist Pope. My ass is full of piss. 3091 02:29:18.840 --> 02:29:22.000 Help thug Zilla versus Kingston's dad losing all my friends 3092 02:29:22.079 --> 02:29:25.879 in the custody battle. Colin Moriarty swing confused between his 3093 02:29:26.000 --> 02:29:30.840 hallucinations and life. Calin Moriarty, Kingston's dad convinced Kanye to 3094 02:29:30.920 --> 02:29:34.479 be anti Semitic. Jack WFM Ultra Mega dumb, stupid and 3095 02:29:34.559 --> 02:29:37.319 idiotic Beatles going X games mode against. 3096 02:29:37.079 --> 02:29:42.280 The big gay bug invasions hate. 3097 02:29:42.879 --> 02:29:45.000 Yeah, you don't like those beetle ones all that much? 3098 02:29:47.479 --> 02:29:51.360 And I say, hey, it's a batty boy kind today. 3099 02:29:52.680 --> 02:29:57.680 Calin Mouria already Sween be like Beliger twin powers. 3100 02:29:57.319 --> 02:29:58.479 Activate shape of. 3101 02:30:00.840 --> 02:30:03.399 What the fuck is the shape of big black retard? 3102 02:30:04.159 --> 02:30:05.840 Derek will be like form of com. 3103 02:30:07.239 --> 02:30:09.360 Yeah, why not sure form of com. 3104 02:30:11.040 --> 02:30:14.920 That's embarrassing. I would never transform into com Yeah, what 3105 02:30:15.040 --> 02:30:17.639 is that? I only it's only a fucking cringe loser 3106 02:30:17.639 --> 02:30:18.760 would transform in to come like that. 3107 02:30:19.040 --> 02:30:20.879 How about a sperm? Fuck? 3108 02:30:21.879 --> 02:30:26.879 That's pretty base cool. What if I turned into a coma? 3109 02:30:27.040 --> 02:30:29.280 I turned into them? That's about assimilated person and then 3110 02:30:29.319 --> 02:30:31.639 I'm the cum that gets chosen to Does it become 3111 02:30:31.680 --> 02:30:32.040 another me? 3112 02:30:32.479 --> 02:30:34.799 There goes Cocks again, talking about cub like he always 3113 02:30:34.879 --> 02:30:38.959 talks little Gate, my little body man, baby boy, and 3114 02:30:39.120 --> 02:30:43.040 my little comuloidmuloid. 3115 02:30:44.319 --> 02:30:46.639 It's really fuck uh. 3116 02:30:47.760 --> 02:30:50.719 I will press charges over Kingston's Kingston molesting me big 3117 02:30:50.760 --> 02:30:55.239 meaty stings. Kingson's dad caused the permian extinction. My bean, 3118 02:30:55.520 --> 02:30:57.000 my my bnar is large. 3119 02:30:57.079 --> 02:30:57.559 Trust me. 3120 02:30:59.680 --> 02:31:01.399 And the man who's handies in our back to her 3121 02:31:01.440 --> 02:31:03.959 and forever dandy Tom pooped the bed Sweeney. 3122 02:31:06.200 --> 02:31:07.399 Okay, Yeah. 3123 02:31:08.319 --> 02:31:10.760 Would you rather give birth to Purtice O'Neil every day 3124 02:31:10.840 --> 02:31:15.159 or eat a vacant food once that's free it's insade? 3125 02:31:16.959 --> 02:31:24.479 Wait food delicious? What the fuck would I rather have 3126 02:31:24.799 --> 02:31:32.680 delicious food or birth a giant man every day? Every day? 3127 02:31:33.920 --> 02:31:36.840 O'Neil is a very large human being. 3128 02:31:37.239 --> 02:31:38.959 I do feel like it's closer than an you think 3129 02:31:39.000 --> 02:31:39.200 it is? 3130 02:31:40.200 --> 02:31:41.920 Uh in what direction? 3131 02:31:42.200 --> 02:31:42.239 Not? 3132 02:31:42.719 --> 02:31:47.559 Because am I delighted to birth Neil. It's actually a 3133 02:31:47.639 --> 02:31:51.840 great feeling. Oh that se see Now you got me thinking, 3134 02:31:52.719 --> 02:31:59.120 Now you got me, My mind is open. Finally I'm 3135 02:31:59.159 --> 02:32:01.639 going with me. I think I White Birds producer. 3136 02:32:02.440 --> 02:32:03.840 That's so fucking stupid. 3137 02:32:07.639 --> 02:32:12.840 Heath Smoker, Heath Smoker calling calling MORI already collboy already. 3138 02:32:12.600 --> 02:32:16.319 Kids, cowboy already up a better man than you, Rick. 3139 02:32:16.680 --> 02:32:19.799 Dave Blunt's getting stuck in an elevator for real. Episode 3140 02:32:19.799 --> 02:32:23.479 four hundred is Lily Jojo and Chris's cum sock. 3141 02:32:23.799 --> 02:32:27.399 That's mean damn you still got cum socks? Man? Yeah? Man, 3142 02:32:27.440 --> 02:32:30.719 of course I'm wearing them right now. That's why I 3143 02:32:32.200 --> 02:32:35.719 a moment stand up. That's crazy. They give me extra 3144 02:32:35.799 --> 02:32:38.200 reinforcement in the winter. I would not feel good to 3145 02:32:38.280 --> 02:32:42.319 be wearing my shoes in your house. Your house, so 3146 02:32:42.399 --> 02:32:45.399 would I. I would just be like, dude, that's you 3147 02:32:45.879 --> 02:32:46.719 buy other socks. 3148 02:32:47.360 --> 02:32:50.959 I've never come in a song that the prospect of 3149 02:32:51.000 --> 02:32:52.120 it was really unappealing to me. 3150 02:32:52.319 --> 02:32:56.559 It's not. I feel like when tissue is really easy accessible. 3151 02:32:56.120 --> 02:32:57.000 Yeah, like why why? 3152 02:32:57.399 --> 02:32:57.600 Yeah? 3153 02:32:57.799 --> 02:33:01.239 Cum socks when like I would have spare socks for that. 3154 02:33:01.680 --> 02:33:03.719 They never touched my feet. Again, you bought socks, You 3155 02:33:03.760 --> 02:33:07.600 bought bought socks. I had socks that I used for socks, 3156 02:33:07.600 --> 02:33:08.639 and I was like, wait, these are gonna be my 3157 02:33:08.680 --> 02:33:09.120 cum socks. 3158 02:33:09.200 --> 02:33:12.040 Now they're a little worn out. See. My thing is like, 3159 02:33:12.680 --> 02:33:15.440 you know, like usually people's bathrooms are pretty close to 3160 02:33:15.520 --> 02:33:16.120 their rooms. 3161 02:33:16.479 --> 02:33:18.079 You know what I'm saying, Like, why not just grab 3162 02:33:18.200 --> 02:33:20.799 like some tissue now you have, Like I. 3163 02:33:20.920 --> 02:33:26.360 Was, my bathroom was in another building. Way bro, my 3164 02:33:26.399 --> 02:33:27.559 bathrooms in another building. 3165 02:33:27.639 --> 02:33:29.399 Sorry, all right, fair enough. 3166 02:33:29.959 --> 02:33:32.159 Dave Blunt's stage dive tsunami. 3167 02:33:33.040 --> 02:33:37.920 I think I might cancel his tour. Well, yes, but 3168 02:33:38.040 --> 02:33:42.639 like why would he cancel from being so out of shape? 3169 02:33:43.799 --> 02:33:47.639 When he was like meeting fans, he got sick because naturally, right, 3170 02:33:47.680 --> 02:33:50.719 you're meeting a bunch of people, and so, uh he 3171 02:33:50.879 --> 02:33:53.079 ended up in the hospital. So we'll see, like, oh 3172 02:33:53.239 --> 02:33:56.840 damn what happens, which, honestly, it would actually make me 3173 02:33:56.879 --> 02:33:59.200 feel better because like I was already contemplating on uh, 3174 02:34:00.319 --> 02:34:02.319 trying to get my money back because I feel a 3175 02:34:02.360 --> 02:34:06.399 little weird that He's all, oh, I'm supporting Kanye, and 3176 02:34:06.520 --> 02:34:09.719 I'm like uh, this is kind of this is kind 3177 02:34:09.760 --> 02:34:13.360 of like weird, like ethically, like this is not okay 3178 02:34:13.440 --> 02:34:16.840 for me to go to the show anymore. Yeah, good 3179 02:34:16.920 --> 02:34:20.559 ethics ships away like it' huh. 3180 02:34:20.639 --> 02:34:23.719 Anyway, A little high, little low, come a little a 3181 02:34:23.760 --> 02:34:27.159 little little cum, little blow Disney's. 3182 02:34:27.319 --> 02:34:28.440 That's so gay man. 3183 02:34:29.200 --> 02:34:32.360 That's so gay man. That's all right, that's not bad. 3184 02:34:33.159 --> 02:34:36.840 It's not terrible. I've heard worse. Yeah, I think it's 3185 02:34:36.959 --> 02:34:39.479 gay things happening before it happened. It's the penis I 3186 02:34:39.600 --> 02:34:43.799 can see. That's so game. It's so deep and burried 3187 02:34:43.840 --> 02:34:47.120 aside me yeay, yep, I'm gay. 3188 02:34:49.559 --> 02:34:50.120 I don't know that. 3189 02:34:51.559 --> 02:34:55.159 I wish I knew the song. I can't, like, I 3190 02:34:55.280 --> 02:34:59.639 can't hear what you guys are doing. Yay, that's crazy. 3191 02:35:01.799 --> 02:35:04.200 That was super There's nothing specialbout that because I know 3192 02:35:04.280 --> 02:35:06.280 everyone would have done that exact same. I know, but 3193 02:35:06.399 --> 02:35:09.719 it is funny. It's not it makes me sad. I 3194 02:35:09.760 --> 02:35:12.840 don't I don't know what you guys did. I'm gonna 3195 02:35:13.120 --> 02:35:15.920 listen to it the whole song. 3196 02:35:16.760 --> 02:35:18.200 You can make a gamer, so that song I could 3197 02:35:18.239 --> 02:35:18.959 be the next gay cover. 3198 02:35:19.920 --> 02:35:23.479 You sound like it's something I fucking type that so game. 3199 02:35:23.559 --> 02:35:26.680 It I love. I love what my brain does that. 3200 02:35:27.600 --> 02:35:28.680 That's a raven theme. 3201 02:35:30.399 --> 02:35:34.639 You could see into some peenist, you could see into 3202 02:35:34.799 --> 02:35:35.360 the future. 3203 02:35:36.479 --> 02:35:38.719 Yeah, I want to get to the end though. 3204 02:35:42.799 --> 02:35:46.280 That's so gay, man. It's the pen. It's I can see. 3205 02:35:47.680 --> 02:35:49.440 It's so pen it's sayings at me. 3206 02:35:52.840 --> 02:35:54.159 Yeah, yeah, I'm gay. 3207 02:35:55.440 --> 02:35:57.959 I used to love Apparently that was one of the 3208 02:35:58.000 --> 02:35:59.440 most popular Disney shows ever. 3209 02:35:59.559 --> 02:35:59.879 That makes it. 3210 02:36:00.200 --> 02:36:02.559 Yeah, I don't, I don't. I watched the ship ton 3211 02:36:02.600 --> 02:36:02.680 of it. 3212 02:36:02.799 --> 02:36:04.719 Yeah, I mean, I love the show, but I didn't think, like, 3213 02:36:04.799 --> 02:36:06.159 I didn't think people were watching. 3214 02:36:05.920 --> 02:36:06.280 It like that. 3215 02:36:06.520 --> 02:36:10.920 You know, that's where everybody that I knew, And yeah, 3216 02:36:10.920 --> 02:36:13.479 that's where Orlando Brown from Fremous, Corey from Corey in. 3217 02:36:13.479 --> 02:36:17.200 The House is from Brown, right, he's all funked up. Yeah, 3218 02:36:17.479 --> 02:36:20.719 that wasn't Corey. Orlando Brown was Eddie. Yeah. 3219 02:36:20.760 --> 02:36:23.559 Wait so that's a different show. No, it's the same show, 3220 02:36:23.920 --> 02:36:27.079 but like Corey Corey. Yeah, Kyle Massy is Corey. 3221 02:36:27.440 --> 02:36:27.920 He's from that. 3222 02:36:29.959 --> 02:36:33.280 Messy yeah famous because really it was Kyle mass Shooter, 3223 02:36:33.360 --> 02:36:34.120 but he had to change it. 3224 02:36:35.120 --> 02:36:39.280 That's fucking so crazy. That's so insane. 3225 02:36:42.319 --> 02:36:45.120 Said, you're not gonna get fired this town with that name. Kid, 3226 02:36:45.920 --> 02:36:47.719 you got some talent, but you can't walk around with 3227 02:36:47.799 --> 02:36:55.319 that name? What about Cale Messy? Sure? Whatever, Warmer, that's crazy. 3228 02:36:55.799 --> 02:36:58.040 Super Little Black Visy, don't talk to Underache woman later 3229 02:36:58.079 --> 02:36:58.719 on your life. 3230 02:36:58.879 --> 02:36:59.360 Should make it. 3231 02:37:01.120 --> 02:37:03.120 Yeah, you should make a spin off of that's so 3232 02:37:03.319 --> 02:37:05.479 raven called I don't know. That's so like I don't 3233 02:37:05.479 --> 02:37:09.079 know Eddie or something and uh and he has visions 3234 02:37:09.120 --> 02:37:09.760 of the past. 3235 02:37:11.360 --> 02:37:16.479 So memory you an idiot, you fucking jack. 3236 02:37:17.239 --> 02:37:19.120 He's like hion of the past. 3237 02:37:19.280 --> 02:37:22.440 He's like outside and he's going he's about he's having 3238 02:37:22.559 --> 02:37:25.600 dementia inside and he's gonna go. 3239 02:37:26.040 --> 02:37:27.879 He's gonna go see a movie with his friends. 3240 02:37:28.159 --> 02:37:30.840 And then it just and then it's just the camera 3241 02:37:30.920 --> 02:37:32.879 goes into his eye and then it's just like a 3242 02:37:32.959 --> 02:37:36.440 six year old him falling off a ladder. And then 3243 02:37:36.479 --> 02:37:37.879 it cuts back to the show and it has no 3244 02:37:38.040 --> 02:37:40.440 bearing on anything because it's so far in the past. 3245 02:37:41.000 --> 02:37:42.440 Wait a minute, I fell off a ladder when I 3246 02:37:42.559 --> 02:37:45.639 was six. He's like, yeah, anyway, we're gonna see the movie. 3247 02:37:45.680 --> 02:37:46.680 And he's like, yeah, I guess so. 3248 02:37:47.120 --> 02:37:49.639 So he just has dementia, you know, he just remembers. 3249 02:37:51.079 --> 02:37:54.680 He just remembered. That's it. That's his power. She remember 3250 02:37:56.040 --> 02:37:56.840 not even well. 3251 02:37:57.680 --> 02:38:00.680 Well, finally a TV show that answers the A Joeld question, 3252 02:38:00.879 --> 02:38:02.680 what would a person do if they could remember? 3253 02:38:04.319 --> 02:38:05.879 I feel like if you pitched that show, you would 3254 02:38:05.959 --> 02:38:10.120 get the piss be like I think like like exacts 3255 02:38:10.200 --> 02:38:13.239 and stuff, would actually like pick up their chairs and 3256 02:38:13.680 --> 02:38:15.639 the executives not beating you a paddle to have on 3257 02:38:15.719 --> 02:38:16.399 them for some reason. 3258 02:38:16.520 --> 02:38:19.399 The executives would literally they would quietly, they would like 3259 02:38:19.639 --> 02:38:21.520 they would hear you, and they would you'd be in 3260 02:38:21.639 --> 02:38:23.319 the room and that you'd be like, so that's my 3261 02:38:23.399 --> 02:38:25.600 pitch for that's so Eddie or whatever. Yeah, and then 3262 02:38:25.639 --> 02:38:27.159 this is how exactly how it would go. I would 3263 02:38:27.159 --> 02:38:38.799 be like, he would completely undress down to his. 3264 02:38:38.840 --> 02:38:42.879 Underwear, charge you. 3265 02:38:44.959 --> 02:38:48.479 Like he's so he's so predical, He's his visage looks different, 3266 02:38:49.079 --> 02:38:50.959 Like he looks like not a person. 3267 02:38:51.040 --> 02:38:53.200 I think that Dan Henschell guy, the dude who like 3268 02:38:53.319 --> 02:38:55.559 fucking paints himself and does all those weird videos. 3269 02:38:55.600 --> 02:38:59.120 Oh yeah, I say that video right of him coming 3270 02:38:59.200 --> 02:39:01.799 on his phone first, that was the first thing that 3271 02:39:01.879 --> 02:39:04.799 I saw on this show. You panned the thing and 3272 02:39:04.879 --> 02:39:07.239 then showed him coming on the camera, and I'm like, 3273 02:39:07.600 --> 02:39:10.639 that better not be real. It's probably that guy. That 3274 02:39:10.680 --> 02:39:11.319 guy's committed. 3275 02:39:11.319 --> 02:39:14.680 That guy's he's playing crazy when he's gonna be lost. 3276 02:39:15.120 --> 02:39:16.399 What is this baby's name again? 3277 02:39:16.879 --> 02:39:20.680 Loaf son Loaf. There's a couple other ones too. 3278 02:39:22.120 --> 02:39:23.760 He's definitely sick. He's crazy. 3279 02:39:23.799 --> 02:39:27.520 I saw him dresses Jesus hanging himself, and it like 3280 02:39:27.559 --> 02:39:29.680 pissed off a bunch of conservatives, of course, even though 3281 02:39:29.719 --> 02:39:32.319 he's clearly like, look, I don't know where he leans politically, 3282 02:39:32.360 --> 02:39:34.559 but he's clearly not like playing favorites really like he 3283 02:39:34.680 --> 02:39:35.360 kind of does whatever. 3284 02:39:35.600 --> 02:39:37.959 He's just some fucking crazy ass. He's just like an 3285 02:39:37.959 --> 02:39:39.000 actual crazy person. 3286 02:39:39.360 --> 02:39:42.600 Yeah, Like I can't believe people are dressing like Jesus, 3287 02:39:42.639 --> 02:39:45.840 and it's like this guy is insane. First off, that's 3288 02:39:45.920 --> 02:39:50.440 like saying, oh I can't believe I can't believe someone 3289 02:39:50.479 --> 02:39:52.479 out there killed a child. 3290 02:39:53.079 --> 02:39:56.760 You know, Like, what do you mean? Of course he's sick. 3291 02:39:56.920 --> 02:40:01.040 What do you knew? Just so, you fucking new, fucking 3292 02:40:01.159 --> 02:40:04.600 baby selective. Oh I'm mad now for once, and then 3293 02:40:04.600 --> 02:40:07.639 I'm not gonna be mad about literally anything ever again. Yeah, 3294 02:40:07.719 --> 02:40:10.959 everything else is fine, everything else, everything else in my 3295 02:40:11.000 --> 02:40:12.799 life is so fucking peachy. But now I saw this 3296 02:40:12.959 --> 02:40:15.239 dumb comedian. Oh, I'm so mad. 3297 02:40:16.040 --> 02:40:18.639 No one's gonna I hate that people like to dress 3298 02:40:18.680 --> 02:40:19.360 as Jesus. 3299 02:40:19.959 --> 02:40:23.319 It's just the most highly offensive thing ever. While this 3300 02:40:23.440 --> 02:40:27.680 motherfucker's at a church fucking a child? How dare you 3301 02:40:29.879 --> 02:40:34.520 Kevin Durant's field? Hold on, I'm crazy, I'm busy the pop. 3302 02:40:34.399 --> 02:40:37.200 Of the Kevin Durant's feet. Wait, I thought your name 3303 02:40:37.280 --> 02:40:42.600 was Christoph Raymond Gunther. Do Marcellus Wallace and but they 3304 02:40:42.680 --> 02:40:44.399 mon dem I don't know. 3305 02:40:44.799 --> 02:40:49.000 Do Marcellus Wallace and do like that line? I already 3306 02:40:49.040 --> 02:40:56.200 read it like I'm pretty fucking I'm okay bout the boy. 3307 02:40:56.760 --> 02:40:59.639 I'm pretty from okay. His assholes to. 3308 02:40:59.719 --> 02:41:01.760 Come was spilling out. If you if they panned the 3309 02:41:01.799 --> 02:41:03.520 camera down, go down. 3310 02:41:03.399 --> 02:41:05.280 It's somebody's dropping a bunch of ice smoked. 3311 02:41:08.760 --> 02:41:12.079 Then fucking Z's like up there, just fucking he's just 3312 02:41:12.399 --> 02:41:16.159 he's laughing up. He's still alive. You know my TV live? 3313 02:41:16.639 --> 02:41:18.840 Fuck you, I'm paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants. 3314 02:41:19.239 --> 02:41:20.639 What happened to the Halo show video? 3315 02:41:21.920 --> 02:41:25.239 It's a I got it. I have I have it. 3316 02:41:26.079 --> 02:41:29.040 Don't worry, I have the master. Oh you have it. 3317 02:41:29.120 --> 02:41:31.760 You stole it. Yeah, I have it. Dang, that's crazy. 3318 02:41:32.239 --> 02:41:32.559 I saw it. 3319 02:41:32.760 --> 02:41:33.959 Actually, I gave it a Kojima. 3320 02:41:34.200 --> 02:41:35.120 I'm actually really worried. 3321 02:41:35.239 --> 02:41:37.559 I'm scared of it because it's so long, and I'm 3322 02:41:37.600 --> 02:41:39.399 like worried that, like my computer's not gonna be able 3323 02:41:39.399 --> 02:41:39.959 to render. 3324 02:41:39.719 --> 02:41:39.959 All of it? 3325 02:41:42.799 --> 02:41:44.440 Is it eight hours and fifty minutes? 3326 02:41:44.680 --> 02:41:48.360 It's not. It's not several hours. It's less, but it's 3327 02:41:48.399 --> 02:41:49.559 not much less it was. 3328 02:41:50.200 --> 02:41:53.520 It was over too and I cut it down to 3329 02:41:53.719 --> 02:41:54.799 about an hour and a half. 3330 02:41:56.319 --> 02:41:58.600 Yeah's a's a lot of cutting. Yeah, there's a lot 3331 02:41:58.600 --> 02:42:00.440 of cut out, all the second scenes. 3332 02:42:00.559 --> 02:42:02.000 Yeah, I cut out all the sex scenes. 3333 02:42:02.799 --> 02:42:03.360 I cut out. 3334 02:42:04.479 --> 02:42:06.760 Is there like a fifteen minutes opening homage to Master 3335 02:42:06.840 --> 02:42:07.399 Chief's penis? 3336 02:42:08.600 --> 02:42:11.079 Now with the but I do you want to film 3337 02:42:11.239 --> 02:42:14.479 something at some point? I mean not today certainly, but 3338 02:42:14.680 --> 02:42:18.000 like with you guys for it. I'll let you guys 3339 02:42:18.040 --> 02:42:19.159 know what it is to do the. 3340 02:42:19.159 --> 02:42:24.159 Halo theme showing showing his uh, his penis. You know, 3341 02:42:24.399 --> 02:42:27.680 it's just going in a circle and the theme song 3342 02:42:27.879 --> 02:42:32.559 is tien decibel's louder, louder than like any you talking 3343 02:42:32.719 --> 02:42:33.120 or whatever. 3344 02:42:33.360 --> 02:42:36.239 I have an idea, right, okay, great, Well the idea 3345 02:42:36.360 --> 02:42:40.159 is this right? It's pretty much an image of master's 3346 02:42:40.159 --> 02:42:43.200 penis spinning around and then he comes, but he's spinning 3347 02:42:43.280 --> 02:42:44.799 so fast that it looks like a halo. 3348 02:42:47.760 --> 02:42:50.760 Funck face unstoppable cardboard pie Ergorne cutting out. 3349 02:42:50.760 --> 02:42:51.479 And now who's going on? 3350 02:42:51.520 --> 02:42:53.879 Well, give compete over who can dome the most idef. 3351 02:42:53.920 --> 02:42:57.520 So send him and toast the cock, you jolly old 3352 02:42:57.520 --> 02:42:59.520 dipshit the as of barades. Every time Joel is hit, 3353 02:42:59.600 --> 02:43:04.799 he becomes title Thornberry for one frame smashing. That's pretty 3354 02:43:04.799 --> 02:43:08.520 good playing with my micro beetle penis, and you can't 3355 02:43:08.600 --> 02:43:17.959 stop me, big bad penis. Colin Moriarty, Uh, deep sea beetle. 3356 02:43:18.239 --> 02:43:20.760 It's a lot of beetles now disturbed. 3357 02:43:21.040 --> 02:43:22.840 Be like Humus. 3358 02:43:23.120 --> 02:43:25.559 They tried to Obamas. They tried to blow up our show, 3359 02:43:25.639 --> 02:43:29.879 so we must go splode all the children. Michael Vick 3360 02:43:30.200 --> 02:43:33.520 fights Crypto the Superdog and beats him badly. Colon Moriarty 3361 02:43:33.959 --> 02:43:37.159 sad gay little beetle, squeezing his beetle balls until he 3362 02:43:37.239 --> 02:43:42.239 feels something search Peter Lori Fish battle Colin Moriarty. I 3363 02:43:42.319 --> 02:43:46.719 can't drown my semen? What I can't drown my seamen? 3364 02:43:46.799 --> 02:43:48.000 They know how to swim. 3365 02:43:49.680 --> 02:43:50.639 I don't know what that means. 3366 02:43:51.200 --> 02:43:53.120 I know what that is, but I get it. 3367 02:43:53.159 --> 02:43:58.000 Can't remember big gay beetle guzzling cum like it's sugar water. 3368 02:43:59.120 --> 02:44:02.280 Smitchy the kid the Bam has beef with other coal 3369 02:44:02.559 --> 02:44:07.000 with other Colin Moritardi, Colin Moriarty, Colin Moriarty post Clarity 3370 02:44:07.120 --> 02:44:08.799 nut from Hell's Hard. 3371 02:44:08.840 --> 02:44:12.959 I come at the Star Coffee mhm, it's another day, 3372 02:44:14.120 --> 02:44:16.520 another day, another. 3373 02:44:16.319 --> 02:44:21.840 Day, and vict O g yesir arafat Cock you sh 3374 02:44:21.920 --> 02:44:23.760 I'm king I'm Kingson's dead and I just. 3375 02:44:23.799 --> 02:44:29.959 Don't understand b l m all lives better. Clearly, I'm kingson'st. 3376 02:44:32.239 --> 02:44:36.399 The Empire Prostate of Mine? Can we get Kingston's grandma? 3377 02:44:36.399 --> 02:44:39.200 On the podcast Craig the Canadian the gun Obomber, it's 3378 02:44:39.239 --> 02:44:41.399 your boy, seawannyde and I have transformed into the ginger 3379 02:44:41.520 --> 02:44:46.200 version of Calin mori already come shot gaming tm at Grock. 3380 02:44:46.399 --> 02:44:47.000 Is this true? 3381 02:44:47.840 --> 02:44:47.959 Uh? 3382 02:44:48.239 --> 02:44:51.479 Supers Agent two sixty seven, Calin Moriarty, you ever think? 3383 02:44:51.600 --> 02:44:52.239 Yeah? Me neither? 3384 02:44:53.000 --> 02:44:59.879 Uh A Lilian Lilian Moriarty, Uh. Colin Moriarty Jojo asking 3385 02:45:00.079 --> 02:45:03.079 Swen to borrow some melanin so she can use the 3386 02:45:03.200 --> 02:45:06.559 n word around Derek Colin m h the Lord of 3387 02:45:06.639 --> 02:45:10.319 all Moriarty. Oblivion Remastered has made me convert to Christianity 3388 02:45:10.360 --> 02:45:13.360 and pray to God every day for a new Vegas remaster. 3389 02:45:13.879 --> 02:45:14.440 That'll happen. 3390 02:45:15.760 --> 02:45:17.280 That'll get it. You'll get it eventually. 3391 02:45:17.399 --> 02:45:19.200 Although that game is apparently like I mean, I I 3392 02:45:19.319 --> 02:45:23.440 do notice that it runs fucking horribly. Yeah, they gotta 3393 02:45:23.440 --> 02:45:23.959 fix that ship. 3394 02:45:24.639 --> 02:45:26.840 They'll figure it out. Yeah, it'll be out in like 3395 02:45:26.959 --> 02:45:30.120 twenty thirty. Yeah, Oblivion Remastered remastered. Yeah. 3396 02:45:30.840 --> 02:45:33.719 The centurion commanding the one hundred guys against the gorilla. 3397 02:45:34.520 --> 02:45:35.959 The centurion. 3398 02:45:36.920 --> 02:45:38.559 Is Klin Mori alredy Obi want to blow me waiting 3399 02:45:38.559 --> 02:45:39.319 for Sween hunting tear. 3400 02:45:39.360 --> 02:45:39.840 I want his pelt. 3401 02:45:39.840 --> 02:45:41.879 Calum I already Kremlin the Gremlin Glug glug glug glug 3402 02:45:41.879 --> 02:45:45.840 glug Ooh Caribou nice calin Aria already ninth level Wizard 3403 02:45:46.159 --> 02:45:49.799 Advocation spell Itchi Colon, biggest Borderlands fan, finally has hope 3404 02:45:49.840 --> 02:45:54.120 for the future. Yeah, game looks good. Man Kingston's dad voice. 3405 02:45:53.959 --> 02:45:57.040 My baby boy, Come beat your new stepmother. She's she's 3406 02:45:57.079 --> 02:45:59.600 a farmer. Don't be biggoted. 3407 02:45:59.680 --> 02:46:05.280 Mites Wage Slate five eighty three, Big Gay son or 3408 02:46:05.360 --> 02:46:12.040 black Gey, Black gay Son, won't you come and blast 3409 02:46:12.200 --> 02:46:17.479 away my ass? By pound garden, pound garden, pretty pound 3410 02:46:17.520 --> 02:46:21.399 garden not bad Kicks's dad's favorite song. Peppini Brothers Jeffrey 3411 02:46:21.399 --> 02:46:24.280 Epstein in the Minecraft Movie, like I Am Steen, donc Doncerson, 3412 02:46:24.280 --> 02:46:26.440 the Colen Swiny slash year Jewey from Street Friday giving 3413 02:46:26.479 --> 02:46:28.159 me a syrop foot job one aer the table of 3414 02:46:28.200 --> 02:46:31.280 a Denny's. It's two am pp and spider Man three Emo. 3415 02:46:31.319 --> 02:46:33.440 Peter says Shalom when answering the phone. This is to 3416 02:46:33.479 --> 02:46:41.760 show that he's evil. Now, fuck, it's curious. It's curious timing. 3417 02:46:41.799 --> 02:46:42.959 What does samming you mean by this? 3418 02:46:44.360 --> 02:46:48.159 Yeah, we must examine this something. 3419 02:46:48.600 --> 02:46:48.719 Uh. 3420 02:46:49.079 --> 02:46:51.559 Colin Moriarty, don't judge me. This is Colin's own joke 3421 02:46:51.600 --> 02:46:55.440 from an old game over Greggy Show. Oh, Colin moriy 3422 02:46:55.520 --> 02:47:00.520 Fardi Uh me bie fishy limp, biscuits and gravy Colin Moriarty, Uh. 3423 02:47:00.879 --> 02:47:03.600 John Strickland Marse eighteen eighty nine. They understand the things 3424 02:47:03.680 --> 02:47:06.200 I they don't understand that. They don't understand the things 3425 02:47:06.239 --> 02:47:11.440 I say on Twitter. Uh the First Church of Columar 3426 02:47:11.440 --> 02:47:13.479 You already for drinking? David fucking Kingston's grandma. 3427 02:47:14.120 --> 02:47:20.319 Uh what, I don't know, man, what what is that look? Man? Like? 3428 02:47:20.559 --> 02:47:23.920 Like smashing or like are they upset? Like fucking Kingston's grandma. 3429 02:47:24.000 --> 02:47:27.920 I think it's smashing, but like because I got because 3430 02:47:27.920 --> 02:47:31.360 I gotta get that devented Wrinkley granny snatch. He says, Oh, well, 3431 02:47:32.040 --> 02:47:33.559 so I think that that kind of sells. 3432 02:47:33.680 --> 02:47:38.000 So yeah, you did. You certainly a choice. That is 3433 02:47:38.200 --> 02:47:41.239 an interesting I guess this is the same person that 3434 02:47:41.280 --> 02:47:42.079 wants her on the show. 3435 02:47:42.920 --> 02:47:44.399 No, because somebody else said that. 3436 02:47:44.399 --> 02:47:44.639 I think. 3437 02:47:44.920 --> 02:47:47.920 Okay, he pledged twice. 3438 02:47:47.920 --> 02:47:51.520 It's hilarious, isn't he He has twenty five dollars tiers. 3439 02:47:51.280 --> 02:47:52.000 To say both those. 3440 02:47:52.079 --> 02:47:52.920 Thus that's crazy. 3441 02:47:53.760 --> 02:47:56.959 As asked Creed enter anis Sweeney tearing it up in 3442 02:47:57.079 --> 02:48:00.479 a bowl of coslaw demon days is now actually twenty 3443 02:48:00.559 --> 02:48:00.879 years old? 3444 02:48:00.920 --> 02:48:01.719 That's fucking crazy. 3445 02:48:02.719 --> 02:48:06.799 Das Goopy Kanye stole the action the action nword thing 3446 02:48:06.879 --> 02:48:08.559 like two days after that episode got posted. 3447 02:48:09.879 --> 02:48:10.879 I don't even know what that means. 3448 02:48:11.239 --> 02:48:13.559 Come on, come on, Eileen by the by Dexia's mid 3449 02:48:13.680 --> 02:48:18.120 Night runners shot young Calmer already Sergeant Johnson versus three gorillas, 3450 02:48:19.360 --> 02:48:24.559 fermented pigmy working out a prototype talking Kingston's father picture frame, 3451 02:48:24.719 --> 02:48:29.000 that'd be amazing some some dumbass sorry miss Jackson, badly 3452 02:48:29.079 --> 02:48:31.479 brave dog the baby hunter ethery and need help, needs help, 3453 02:48:31.520 --> 02:48:34.799 wovering his lowering weaponing his lower I said, lowering his 3454 02:48:34.879 --> 02:48:37.280 weapon and Halo three penis nap from Melphus. 3455 02:48:37.000 --> 02:48:39.959 One and routing out our list. Oh my god, we 3456 02:48:40.159 --> 02:48:41.159 did it, we did it. 3457 02:48:41.399 --> 02:48:43.760 We got through somehow. I'm so fucking hungry. 3458 02:48:44.120 --> 02:48:47.680 Come on, come on, what was that is that? That's treck? 3459 02:48:47.799 --> 02:48:52.239 That's it's counting crows counting? Come? Yeah, count coming? Crazy? 3460 02:48:54.040 --> 02:48:55.760 Is it counting counting? Come? Or coming? 3461 02:48:55.840 --> 02:48:56.879 Crows counting? 3462 02:48:56.920 --> 02:48:58.000 Come? Counting? Come? 3463 02:48:58.200 --> 02:49:00.600 Because I like the is also crazy. I saw the 3464 02:49:00.760 --> 02:49:01.399 biggest foot. 3465 02:49:01.440 --> 02:49:03.079 It wasn't a raven because they didn't look they didn't 3466 02:49:03.079 --> 02:49:04.879 have like the like the raven was a little bit different. 3467 02:49:05.200 --> 02:49:06.840 But it was as big as a fucking raven. 3468 02:49:07.239 --> 02:49:07.479 It was. 3469 02:49:07.600 --> 02:49:09.680 I was at the gym. It was the biggest, dude, 3470 02:49:10.159 --> 02:49:11.440 it had to have been. I was just like, what 3471 02:49:11.600 --> 02:49:13.879 the fuck is that they lived back home? One landed 3472 02:49:14.239 --> 02:49:17.319 like on my leg and I was fucking mortified because 3473 02:49:17.319 --> 02:49:19.399 they're all over and we're from like all over. 3474 02:49:19.479 --> 02:49:19.520 It. 3475 02:49:19.600 --> 02:49:24.399 It's because those they don't. I forgot which ones are 3476 02:49:24.440 --> 02:49:26.719 the ones that are like hyper social. I think it's 3477 02:49:27.520 --> 02:49:28.719 raven or crows. 3478 02:49:29.600 --> 02:49:32.319 Crows or I've seen I saw a crow this. It 3479 02:49:32.399 --> 02:49:34.879 must have been New York. Barter with a dude that 3480 02:49:34.959 --> 02:49:38.559 has like a like a little stand whatever. It was 3481 02:49:38.760 --> 02:49:41.840 like bartering that. The guy was like offering it food 3482 02:49:41.920 --> 02:49:43.680 or something, and I was like, no, I don't want that, 3483 02:49:43.879 --> 02:49:45.799 and then he off then he offered him like a 3484 02:49:45.920 --> 02:49:48.680 bigger piece, and the crows like yeah, like it took 3485 02:49:48.760 --> 02:49:50.000 like the bigger thing. 3486 02:49:50.159 --> 02:49:52.000 I'm like, what the it fucking landed on me and 3487 02:49:52.040 --> 02:49:54.440 I was like, uh, that's crazy. I can't even imagine. 3488 02:49:54.440 --> 02:49:58.719 You have something you need to tell me. Yeah, you're dad, 3489 02:50:00.200 --> 02:50:04.120 You're dead, and Gage's inside my fucking. 3490 02:50:03.920 --> 02:50:07.360 Eye turns around like this, it's good. You're fucking dead. 3491 02:50:07.440 --> 02:50:09.559 Now either make me. 3492 02:50:09.600 --> 02:50:13.559 Your ally or your fucking rape stiff your raps. 3493 02:50:14.159 --> 02:50:15.719 All right, we're gonna go now, all right, no problem, 3494 02:50:15.760 --> 02:50:16.239 mister Krue. 3495 02:50:16.639 --> 02:50:20.879 I need bye everybody. I need to count and come 3496 02:50:23.520 --> 02:50:24.520 come on, come on,