Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday mugshot.
Speaker 2: Monday. You're with Keishaws to talk about sixty days in.
Speaker 2: Hey you doing girls, I'm tired. I'm tired from the holidays. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we went out of town. Just got back.
Speaker 1: So lots of people had comments on me asking you
Speaker 1: about the green bean castrole and you say that that
Speaker 1: black people don't eat green bean castrole.
Speaker 2: Lots of people backing up on that. Thank you. You
Speaker 2: know why, because it's true. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: At Thanksgiving it is not the holiday you want to
Speaker 3: test out to see if we like it, because.
Speaker 1: No, it is kind of it is kind of gross.
Speaker 1: The only reason I like it, I think, is because
Speaker 1: of the crunchy onions on top.
Speaker 2: Just eat the crunchy onions, then I know.
Speaker 1: I do buy them sometimes and just eat them, which
Speaker 1: is can't be well. I'm ruin it with the green beans,
Speaker 1: and I think it's got like creama mushroom soup in it.
Speaker 1: But I never eat the mushrooms, you know, because I
Speaker 1: hate mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Loves mushrooms. This is one of my top five favorite
Speaker 2: foods are mushrooms.
Speaker 3: I can eat mushrooms every day. I don't want them cooked.
Speaker 3: I want them raw.
Speaker 2: So good that makes me sick.
Speaker 1: Do you like raw peppers like red and green peppers,
Speaker 1: yellow peppers?
Speaker 3: I think they're okay. I could do without the mushroom.
Speaker 3: That is like the Earth's meat right there.
Speaker 1: That is the grossest thing you've ever said, and you've
Speaker 1: said some gross things.
Speaker 3: I love them oysters and blue cheese, man, blue cheese.
Speaker 2: Yes, oysters, Nope.
Speaker 3: So I'll eat I'll even eat them smoked out of
Speaker 3: a can.
Speaker 2: This is listen.
Speaker 1: We can't start this off with me feeling like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna barf, So let's okay, Okay, I will say, if
Speaker 1: you're watching it on video, I do have a visitor,
Speaker 1: and it's violent. Look at her, come by your baby.
Speaker 2: Look and she's over there minding her own red business.
Speaker 2: Look at her. And Mary Payne just won't let her
Speaker 2: be all. She just won't let her be No, she's
Speaker 2: so cute. She's like minded my own red business over here.
Speaker 2: And you know, well, I don't know you and I
Speaker 2: were just talking about your dog having separation anxiety. So yeah,
Speaker 2: Dinna was at the beach and now she's gone. And
Speaker 2: when Anna leaves, then Violet is very sweet and loving too.
Speaker 2: David and I, No, Sack's not stocky.
Speaker 3: So he just turned one on Thanksgiving. He absolutely hates
Speaker 3: my mom. Like what, Wow, he's a good judge of character.
Speaker 2: That's not true. So like she called.
Speaker 3: Me, She goes, I'm glad you're home. She goes, your
Speaker 3: dog will let me take him out. I even put
Speaker 3: meat on top of his crate. He wouldn't come out.
Speaker 3: She goes, I left out the room and came back
Speaker 3: the meat was gone. I'm like, well, he ain't crazy,
Speaker 3: but he does not like her. He goes, it's a
Speaker 3: full protective mode of me. He growls at her, barks
Speaker 3: at her. He wants nothing to do with her. Period
Speaker 3: and godhamad if I'm in the room as she comes
Speaker 3: in the room now, So I can't stay gone longer
Speaker 3: than three days, which I was used to that because
Speaker 3: Sushi would start to get really depressed.
Speaker 2: If I was gone longer than three days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would mope, he'd stop eating, or they would have.
Speaker 2: To hand eat feed him his food. So it's like
Speaker 2: three four days max.
Speaker 3: And now he tears up my sock, tears up my
Speaker 3: pillows when I'm gone now, and it just dawned on me.
Speaker 2: I'm like acceparation anxiety. He doesn't do that when I'm home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to put all your pillows up on
Speaker 1: the high shelf in the closet.
Speaker 3: The last time we were in Vegas, he destroyed two
Speaker 3: of my decorative pillows, say destroyed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It was so socky. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: how we act. You don't.
Speaker 3: Guys don't know. I me and my decorative pillows. I'm
Speaker 3: funny about.
Speaker 2: Them, Like, h I love that.
Speaker 1: I sent you one that one time that and I
Speaker 1: took a picture of in somebody's house she was dog
Speaker 1: sitting and it was like and I was like, I
Speaker 1: think it's fake. Yeah, I think I think it's fake.
Speaker 1: And I think I found it like a sheen or
Speaker 1: something for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you has showed me that. You showed
Speaker 3: me like the real one and how much it.
Speaker 2: Costs and then like the she and version. Yeah look
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: This is what Violet has decided to do now because
Speaker 1: she's mad because nobody's paying attention to her. So if
Speaker 1: you're watching a video, she's now having a fit. She's
Speaker 1: going to kick all those fellows off the bed.
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, go downstairs. If you want attention. Okay,
Speaker 2: Dad's downstairs. Go find dad, Go find dad. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: not about you, This is about prisoners. She's like no, okay,
Speaker 2: So now she's gonna go.
Speaker 1: She's gonna go elseairs Now, okay, she realized I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna be petting her or rubbing her or trying to
Speaker 1: figure out why she's been looking her foot for three days.
Speaker 2: Go on, Violet, you got it, Go girl, go go go.
Speaker 2: You got it, you got it? Oh you did it? Okay, y'all.
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Speaker 1: was dog corner with repinnication. So we're sixty days in
Speaker 1: season four, episode eight, See Nothing, Say Nothing. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna start with Nate, Allen and Andrew in the five
Speaker 1: hundred and so this was confusing to me. So we
Speaker 1: see two guys studying by the doors, and I guess
Speaker 1: they're going between the five hundred and the six hundred.
Speaker 2: But a black screen of death says a.
Speaker 1: Trustee transforms marijuana into zose six hundred foreign inmate, So
Speaker 1: I guess it's a five hundred guy putting something under
Speaker 1: the door.
Speaker 2: It was confusing.
Speaker 1: And then later you see him like doing something in
Speaker 1: his sock and he said it was in total.
Speaker 2: I was confused.
Speaker 3: Well, it was really confusing because we never saw any
Speaker 3: drug usage in the six hundred paw. We only saw
Speaker 3: it in a five hundred pod. Because god forbid, if
Speaker 3: they were.
Speaker 2: Smoking a weed over there with fucking Matt Oh my
Speaker 2: gosh and TBO and this would have been so bad.
Speaker 2: That's what they need too.
Speaker 3: This might have been a good thing right there, and
Speaker 3: they're messing it up. They both need it.
Speaker 1: So we see Nate on the phone in the five hundred,
Speaker 1: and so then the dude in the six hundred calls
Speaker 1: Desmond over now there for some reason, calling Desmond also,
Speaker 1: they're calling him BG.
Speaker 3: You know, I have come to realize that when you're
Speaker 3: in prison, you have to have at least forty five nicknames.
Speaker 2: I mean, you just have to. You cannot. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's the safe for the white guys, because
Speaker 2: I haven't heard any of the nicknames for the white guys.
Speaker 2: With the blind guys, they've had like five. It's like,
Speaker 2: who who wait? I thought it was Desmond. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So a dude in the six hundred calls Desmond on
Speaker 1: the five hundred over to the wall and he says,
Speaker 1: he just sent me the weed. Do you want some?
Speaker 1: It does It's like hell yeah, hell yeah. So the
Speaker 1: talking head and Nate goes. I was shocked, you know,
Speaker 1: to see how the weed gets into jail, it's so easy.
Speaker 1: And to see Desmond do it is disheartening because it
Speaker 1: worries me he'll slip back into the life that got
Speaker 1: him in here. But I got to try to get
Speaker 1: a better understanding of what other contraband is coming in
Speaker 1: and how it's getting.
Speaker 2: In, because that is why they are there right to
Speaker 2: do these things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the talking head Alan says, I've Alan the
Speaker 1: cop says, I've also been keeping my eyes open for contraband.
Speaker 1: And it's evident if there's a drug problem in here, Like,
Speaker 1: we can't have warm food, but you can get all
Speaker 1: the weeds you want.
Speaker 3: You know, that was the best line of the whole
Speaker 3: episode for me. We can't get warm food, but there's
Speaker 3: fucking weed in there. Well, you know what I may
Speaker 3: prefer if I smoke the weed. I'm really not going
Speaker 3: to care about the temperature of my food.
Speaker 2: After that. You're gonna give me whatever she does, are fine?
Speaker 2: Yeah she does. Yeah, I'm all sandwiches.
Speaker 1: So Nate and Desmond are in their cell and Desmond
Speaker 1: is saying he's going to roll it up, and he's
Speaker 1: like asking Nate like do you want to join me?
Speaker 1: And all that, and he's like, nah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I could do that, man, And then talking head Nate goes,
Speaker 1: I've never done drugs, Like I'm just on the outside,
Speaker 1: like that's just never been my thing. But I do
Speaker 1: see this as an opportunity to figure this out. So
Speaker 1: he's talking to Desmond and he goes, I don't understand, Like,
Speaker 1: how could you smoke weed? This been in somebody's butthole?
Speaker 1: And he goes, why do you think it's in the butthole?
Speaker 1: He goes, how else do you get it in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was almost shocked when he said that, like
Speaker 2: what are you talking about buttholes and what?
Speaker 1: And he goes, you tape it up in here and
Speaker 1: he points to something up in here and Nate goes,
Speaker 1: I don't get that cause when I came in the prison,
Speaker 1: I had to shower, So how would you hide it?
Speaker 3: So as the episodes go on and you can really
Speaker 3: tell it from the women's gil, Yes, there seems to
Speaker 3: be a little bit of difference in between the treatment
Speaker 3: of the races.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've noticed that or not.
Speaker 1: So you're saying Nate had to shower in front of everybody,
Speaker 1: but Desmond didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so if you think about some of the
Speaker 3: privileges that some of the girls get versus you know,
Speaker 3: the ones that are getting called cracker, like, yeah, that
Speaker 3: took a little bit of difference between the treatment of
Speaker 3: the races that I've noticed.
Speaker 2: I think, if you're white, it ain't white, it ain't right.
Speaker 2: And this kind of situation, I think they can treat
Speaker 2: it poorly. Okay, I think, well, you know that's my observation.
Speaker 1: So then we see one guy who's a trustee slip
Speaker 1: a lighter out of his shoe, put it in a paper,
Speaker 1: and slip that under the door. And how I rewound
Speaker 1: that because I was like, yeah, so he's got a
Speaker 1: piece of paper and he puts it in front of
Speaker 1: his shoe so you couldn't see whatever he pulled out
Speaker 1: of his shoe, because I guess he knows the cameras
Speaker 1: can see him.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone. I don't think anyone's watching the cameras. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: nobody's I think they could have done this ship right
Speaker 2: out in the open. They could have been lit it
Speaker 2: up right in the middle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Nate tells us, I mean, this is crazy
Speaker 1: because it costs a lot to rent a lighter. To
Speaker 1: rent a lighter for a couple of hours, it's going
Speaker 1: to cost four items. And I love how they just
Speaker 1: say four items because what we have all known. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like Ramen is more than kool aid or
Speaker 1: whatever because of all the things you can make. But
Speaker 1: he's just saying four items so wonderful.
Speaker 3: So I guess it could be like four bags ramen
Speaker 3: or bag of chips or soap for kool aids.
Speaker 2: Four items, you know. I guess it just depends on
Speaker 2: what you want. I guess, Nate goes.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna cost you at least four items
Speaker 1: to rent a lighter for a couple of hours, so
Speaker 1: it takes a lot to go into this, like yeah,
Speaker 1: So then we see Desmond lighting up in the cell
Speaker 1: with Nate. He's going, oh, Nate, I feel good, and
Speaker 1: the talking head Nick, yeah, I mean I wish she
Speaker 1: could have just like waited. So let me get out
Speaker 1: of there, because if we get caught and it's in
Speaker 1: my cell, we're gonna be in a forty eight hour lockdown,
Speaker 1: like and I don't want that, Like, I don't have
Speaker 1: anything to do with this. And he says a guard
Speaker 1: walks through about once an hour. So the guy's plan
Speaker 1: to smoke the minute the guards leave, So right at
Speaker 1: ten is smoking time? So is this ten am or
Speaker 1: ten pm?
Speaker 3: Thinking I would want it to be pm personally, but
Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's am, because surely at ten pm they
Speaker 3: don't walk through and then come back here at eleven
Speaker 3: and say it's lockdown.
Speaker 2: Surely at ten pm is lockdown. I would think ten
Speaker 2: am is pretty early to be getting high. But I mean,
Speaker 2: what is time when you're in jail. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's the difference. Right at ten is smoking time. A
Speaker 2: bunch of them go into one cell and they're all
Speaker 2: taking off their shirts, but they're not like throwing them
Speaker 2: out or anything. So I was like, if you're smoking
Speaker 2: and you've got your shirts, your shirts are still in
Speaker 2: the room. If you're trying to it's still gonna smell
Speaker 2: like it. We're gonna smell. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they also take off the shirts of the smoke
Speaker 1: and they're talking head to Alan Goes. They're up there
Speaker 1: having a big Snoop Dogg toak party and you can
Speaker 1: see all the smoke coming out, and not once did
Speaker 1: an officer come into the door.
Speaker 2: That is crazy behavior to me, because I tell you what.
Speaker 3: We were traveling and I had my window down for
Speaker 3: a second and a big eighteen wheeler passed by me
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: Can smell his weed yep.
Speaker 3: So you cannot tell me that the CEOs are not
Speaker 3: smelling this weed.
Speaker 2: That's just no way.
Speaker 1: There are certain spots that you drive and your windows,
Speaker 1: my windows will be up and we drive it and
Speaker 1: in that neighborhood or on that certain stretch of you
Speaker 1: know whatever, you're like, you can smell it. It's always
Speaker 1: in the same spot, so you know, it's always coming
Speaker 1: from the same house.
Speaker 2: Going to that same section of roads. So they definitely
Speaker 2: can smell it. And then god forbid if you get hydro,
Speaker 2: like I don't know what that means. It is like a.
Speaker 3: Higher strain of marijuana, and it literally smells like two spunks.
Speaker 3: Fuck fucking that's how bad. I kid you, not like, no,
Speaker 3: thank you, Like it's strong. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Alan says, you know, no officers came in and.
Speaker 2: He goes, you know, you see stuff like that as.
Speaker 1: An officer, like it's heartbreaking, Like they're not doing their jobs.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So Pancho is Alan's roommate, and he's saying, like, I
Speaker 1: didn't keep the door closed, man, I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: They're trying to get me to go in. I don't
Speaker 1: want to, which is interesting, right, because.
Speaker 2: Is very interesting.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm actually just trying to do the right
Speaker 1: thing in here, right, Okay, good job, good job, Pancho.
Speaker 2: And Alan goes, how did they even get that lighter?
Speaker 1: And Pancho goes, they get it from the trustees, you know,
Speaker 1: and he's like the dude with the dreads, the dude
Speaker 1: with the dreads, so like they all know who it is,
Speaker 1: it is what trustee can get it for them, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, God, you can't even trust the trustees, man, No no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no no no, no, no no crazy no no no. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, now we're going to go over to Andrew
Speaker 1: Matt's son Black Screen of Death. Timothy, his roommate with
Speaker 1: the ears, is getting released. And Andrew's like it's crazy
Speaker 1: because like he did drive me nuts, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pray for him, like I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss
Speaker 1: that little fellof.
Speaker 2: But he's getting released, like he's getting right out in present. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that needs all the prayers that he can get.
Speaker 1: I know, because remember he had his mom was in
Speaker 1: the hospital, and his wife might have been sick and
Speaker 1: you know, just a lot of stiff.
Speaker 3: Maybe whenever Andrew gets out, he'll like send him a
Speaker 3: speaking spell because he still needs a little.
Speaker 1: Bit of.
Speaker 2: A speaking spell Keisha. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 2: bless him.
Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Andrew goes, you know, Timothy,
Speaker 1: he looks ragged. Okay, he's covered in tattoos. But that guy,
Speaker 1: he's got a good heart. And I've really learned in
Speaker 1: here not to judge someone's external appearance.
Speaker 3: Andrew says, like they were all trying to do to you,
Speaker 3: right right, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Then talking to timmany, Timothy goes, you know, I could
Speaker 1: tell Andrew he's actually a really good guy. He looked
Speaker 1: at me like a little brother, and I really appreciated
Speaker 1: that he's he's a good guy, even though I did
Speaker 1: like spread the removes gay.
Speaker 2: You know it was gay. Yeah, forget that hard Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know that's not important. He's nice.
Speaker 1: So Andrew goes, Now, I'm anxious about getting a new
Speaker 1: cell mate, and it's nice to be alone in.
Speaker 2: Here for a little bit. But he gets a new guy.
Speaker 1: It's Kendrick. Now, Kendrick was a black guy with dreads.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's the trustee with the weed. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so either, because he's new.
Speaker 2: He's new. No, I think he's new. Yeah, Kendrick seems lovely.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey man, how are you. How's it going?
Speaker 1: What are you in here? How long you've been in here?
Speaker 2: Is this place a shithole or what?
Speaker 1: They seem like they're getting along, and he says, how
Speaker 1: is it in here? And Andrew goes, ah, people fight
Speaker 1: in here, but mostly it's gang related. And Kendrick goes, oh,
Speaker 1: really like blood's fighting bloods. Andrew goes, yeah, we've had that,
Speaker 1: and Kendrick goes, yeah, I'm affiliated. And they're like, oh great, great,
Speaker 1: don't tell Matt, don't tell me.
Speaker 2: It's a full blow cardiacs there, my son, my son.
Speaker 1: And Kendrick goes, well, I'm affiliated, and he goes, but
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't let anything like that, you know,
Speaker 2: come into the prison.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's hope at least don't let it come into
Speaker 3: the cell. I mean, whatever you do out there, just
Speaker 3: don't bring it inside the cell with me.
Speaker 1: And Andrew goes, I do worry about anything going on
Speaker 1: over in the six hundred with the bloods flowing under
Speaker 1: the door, because now I've got one of the cell
Speaker 1: with me. And then there you see him laying there
Speaker 1: like doing like good night, John Boy, good night Mary Ellen.
Speaker 1: You're like they're like the door's closed. You hear him
Speaker 1: just chatting, and he goes, you have any kids? And
Speaker 1: Andrew goes, no, I don't have any kids. He says,
Speaker 1: do you have any kids? Andrew goes, and Kendrick goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got two or three and just two or three.
Speaker 3: So with this last roommate, he had to help him
Speaker 3: learn how to read. With his new cellmate, he's gonna
Speaker 3: have to get to avacates and teach him how to
Speaker 3: fucking count two or three?
Speaker 2: Like is there one on the way? What do you
Speaker 2: mean that third one? You're not sure? Like are you
Speaker 2: waiting on the paternity tests to come in? Like what what?
Speaker 2: What is the or three? That was funny, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was funny.
Speaker 1: All right, Now we're gonna go over to Jacqueline, Stephanie
Speaker 1: and Angela and the iPod the South Annex, and so
Speaker 1: we open with swollen her giant underwear.
Speaker 3: It's just that it is literally an afterbirth diaper that
Speaker 3: she has off so bad and big.
Speaker 2: It's like a onesie. It's like a onesie. Yeah, It's
Speaker 2: just like a one piece connected to the big ass shirt.
Speaker 2: So she's just walking around, you.
Speaker 3: Guys have if you're just listening, you have to go
Speaker 3: and google someone actually d I mean it's like, can
Speaker 3: you take a screenshot of sowls? Like, no, but I'll
Speaker 3: do a Google search real quick, and there she is.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, you won't find her in her underwear,
Speaker 2: but you will find a picture of Swollo And.
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't find any spoilers. Did you find
Speaker 1: any spoilers?
Speaker 2: Okay? Good, okay, because we got that one and I
Speaker 2: don't want anymore. And that was a huge one. It
Speaker 2: was horrible, like whoever did that? We didn't want it?
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Kimberly, No, we told Kimberly. Kimberly is like, what,
Speaker 2: that's right, You're right, she don't remember who that was.
Speaker 2: And I still have hope it's not true, but I
Speaker 2: saw it. It's true. I hope it's not true, but
Speaker 2: like maybe they got it confused confused.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna tell you what swol was saying. Okay,
Speaker 1: she says, are.
Speaker 2: You gonna talk like her?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try not to because I don't think that
Speaker 1: would be good for me. But she says, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get her she says that hole should have stayed in
Speaker 1: her place. Uh, like like Pooh's gonna stay in her place.
Speaker 1: And she says Pooh, but I think she means Pool,
Speaker 1: but maybe the pool's nickname is Pooh, because then Pool
Speaker 1: get beat.
Speaker 2: Up by that other girl a couple episodes back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember that, but she said, Okay, Pooh. I think
Speaker 2: she's got no front taste so she can't. Maybe the
Speaker 2: l just doesn't come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she says, so, like like Poo's gonna stay
Speaker 1: in her place. She got her ass motherfucking whooped for
Speaker 1: being to somebody else's business. Now that cracker should have
Speaker 1: stayed in her own motherfucking place. Bitch, you better have
Speaker 1: your shoes laced up tomorrow. You better hope I go
Speaker 1: to prison tonight.
Speaker 2: Straight up.
Speaker 3: The only whole Jacqueline has is to run, because we
Speaker 3: know Swoll can't run. But then she's got all her
Speaker 3: minions that'll do the running for her. Poor a little
Speaker 3: small Jacqueline tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary talking head.
Speaker 1: Jacqueline goes, I feel very threatened right now, and then
Speaker 1: we see Swell they have to come out for like
Speaker 1: count check or whatever, and Swells.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, because she's giving her the crazy eyes. She's
Speaker 2: got kind of like Uncle Rookas' eyes. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you ever watched uh, who was the nighbor cartoon
Speaker 2: the Boondogs?
Speaker 3: Uh, Uncle Rucas has crazy He's got this one even
Speaker 3: just kind of pops out a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's totally how Swoll looks. It's okay, it was. It
Speaker 2: was scary. Yeah, she gives you.
Speaker 1: I stood up for Stephanie, and I put a target
Speaker 1: on my own back by trying to be a friend
Speaker 1: Talkinghe had Stephanie, who has become the biggest asshole on
Speaker 1: the planet.
Speaker 2: Like, has there ever anybody worse than our television? And
Speaker 2: we watched a lot of assholes on TV. She's in
Speaker 2: the top five of assholes. She is awful.
Speaker 1: And Stephanie goes, you know, Jacqueline stood up to Swoll
Speaker 1: and now somebody's gonna get hurt. It's either going to
Speaker 1: be me or Jacqueline. But somebody's gonna get hurt. And
Speaker 1: if in prison you get involved with something that's got
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you, you made a target of yourself.
Speaker 1: So I have to separate myself from her immediately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw her under the bus. I don't have
Speaker 1: anybody's back in here.
Speaker 2: She was helping you. She was helping you, and now
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't care. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I throw he under the bus. She's horrible. She's a
Speaker 2: horrible She has said a word. She has said.
Speaker 3: Hayswalled it was a misunderstanding. She's not even trying to
Speaker 3: comfort Jacqueline. She is separating herself from Jaqueline, like Jaqueline
Speaker 3: has the plague.
Speaker 2: It's like, I can't be seen by her. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be by her.
Speaker 3: She is she has to have been this horrible in
Speaker 3: the real world, but it just was down deep. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And it's like Jill has been therapeutic for her. So
Speaker 3: if the worst version of herself is coming.
Speaker 1: Out right now, it's almost like we should go back
Speaker 1: and watch that first episode to see what we could
Speaker 1: find out about her that we've forgotten because it's only
Speaker 1: made so sweet and innocent. She seems so like, Oh,
Speaker 1: here's the bad neighborhood over here, but I live over here.
Speaker 1: In this night, I'm gonna go to the chili's with
Speaker 1: my mom. Yeah, and now she's just like awful. She was.
Speaker 2: She was like a cartoon mouse with glasses on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was Stephanie. And now I don't know. She's like
Speaker 2: Jerry's cousin with the muscles from Tom and Jerry like
Speaker 2: she's all big and bad now Jerry's cousin. Wow, so
Speaker 2: many references today. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we hear Swall yelling in the room at
Speaker 1: Stephanie and she's like, you let that cracker tell you
Speaker 1: what to do, and I'm gonna beat her ass straight up.
Speaker 1: I'm going out of here with the bang.
Speaker 2: And she is just oh and.
Speaker 1: Stephanie is just sitting on her bed like okay, well
Speaker 1: that's fine. Who wants anybody want to braid my hair?
Speaker 2: Look at her? Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised she's not selling tickets.
Speaker 3: So play some bets on how bad Swell is gonna
Speaker 3: is she gonna kill her?
Speaker 2: She just gonna kick her ass.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's I feel so bad for Jackal.
Speaker 3: She has feels so long, I know.
Speaker 1: So then we hear so okay, now okay, now we
Speaker 1: see Amani. So Amani is upstairs in Angela's pod and
Speaker 1: she's like, you know, swollen them are planned to jump
Speaker 1: Jackie today and they're talking head Angela goes, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna let them jump her, Like, what are you talking about? No,
Speaker 1: that can't happen. The talking head Amani says, here's the
Speaker 1: thing about Swoll, she's too old to antagonize people. Hey
Speaker 1: are you this old and this fat and you want
Speaker 1: to antagonize people?
Speaker 2: Okay, I take it back.
Speaker 3: That was the best line of the episode. What Alice
Speaker 3: says number two.
Speaker 2: Those as is so funny.
Speaker 1: She said, I know the only time Swol would do
Speaker 1: it would be in the shower because she doesn't want
Speaker 1: to get put in a lockdown.
Speaker 2: So we did actually see where the shower was on
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like they are able to go and
Speaker 1: like stand behind that wall and they go behind the
Speaker 1: curtain and I don't I guess they go one at
Speaker 1: a time.
Speaker 2: So id how dirty that curtain is? Oh yeah, oh
Speaker 2: that's the first thing I thought was that has to
Speaker 2: be disgusting.
Speaker 1: You gotta be like dodging it while you're shower and
Speaker 1: say yeah, I'll touch you.
Speaker 2: So the producer says okay.
Speaker 1: So the producer comes into the cell and says, Jackie,
Speaker 1: so what's going on?
Speaker 2: And what of her cellmates? Who has like red hair?
Speaker 1: Who seems you older whose name they never gave us,
Speaker 1: says you should not be scared of anybody in this sail.
Speaker 1: I promise you, I'm not gonna let anybody touch you.
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of anybody in here. No one's gonna
Speaker 1: put their hands on you. They'll have to go through me,
Speaker 1: which was really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but is it true? You know, you never know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to find out personally if this person
Speaker 3: is gonna be down for me or not.
Speaker 1: And they're all and the other sells like, don't worry, Jackie,
Speaker 1: I'll go take a shower with you, Like, don't worry,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 2: You know there are roommates that wanted to see her
Speaker 2: boobs too, Well, that's okay. They just wanted to be
Speaker 2: working with you know, right, if you're gonna protect me,
Speaker 2: here you go. I mean, get a peek, get a
Speaker 2: pill too. I mean, I'm sure protection.
Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Angela goes, if this goes down,
Speaker 1: like what I'm hearing, we're all gonna be fighting. And
Speaker 1: in talking Head, Amani goes, you know, Stephanie started all this,
Speaker 1: but then she threw her friend Jackie under the bus,
Speaker 1: So now they're.
Speaker 2: Being like trying to figure it out. Stephanie's an asshole.
Speaker 3: Yep, finally they're seeing it like we've seen it since
Speaker 3: episode two.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so Stephanie goes, look, the focus is.
Speaker 2: Off of me. So I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep my distance from Jackie because the
Speaker 1: focus is off of me.
Speaker 2: So that's all I care about.
Speaker 3: But to me, I think it once she beats some Jackie,
Speaker 3: the focus is gonna be back on me.
Speaker 2: So I don't think she's playing this game as well
Speaker 2: as she thinks she.
Speaker 1: No, I don't either, and she's gonna be like I
Speaker 1: didn't want to do with Jackie said, but she told
Speaker 1: me you guys were bullying me, and.
Speaker 2: So I just whip. I mean, it's going to be
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: So the CEO's are opening the doors and we see
Speaker 1: Swoll getting ready for the show, and she's telling the
Speaker 1: CEO I'm gonna beat her ass over there, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat her ass, and the CEO goes, don't do that,
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, yeah, Becky with the good hair
Speaker 1: over there, I'm gonna beat her ass.
Speaker 2: The die goes, I'll Swoll, all right. I mean this
Speaker 2: person is threatening physical harm to someone else. Now you
Speaker 2: lie Jackie up for like saying ten words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's someone threat Here we go again, the difference
Speaker 3: in how people are treated.
Speaker 1: All should have been on lockdown for saying that shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they but they think Swallow is just a hoot.
Speaker 1: And then Jackie is like a menace. And but Jackie
Speaker 1: literally was like, why can't we have paintings up on
Speaker 1: our wall to make our space look better?
Speaker 3: You know, the guy's swollen, her big as drawl, so
Speaker 3: you know, threatening to beat this girl up, and I
Speaker 3: think she.
Speaker 2: Will, yeah, oh definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Jackie's crying and she goes,
Speaker 1: all of this is gonna escalate into a huge fight,
Speaker 1: you know, between a lot of people, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to do what I have to do. So she
Speaker 1: gets on the phone, she calls Justin and she goes,
Speaker 1: it's time for me to come home. There's a whole
Speaker 1: entire pot of people about to fight, and I gotta
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. Like, and it's all
Speaker 1: because you know, this is swollen versus people taking it
Speaker 1: for me and I'm gonna and I get her point
Speaker 1: was like I can do something to to take although
Speaker 1: if they all had all got in their mind that
Speaker 1: they're gonna fight, then they're gonna fight even if Jackean's gone.
Speaker 1: So we see Swoll looking at her like crazy again,
Speaker 1: and she walks around and pits her arms up on
Speaker 1: her head to show the distress signal.
Speaker 2: So they pull her out. But you got to go
Speaker 2: back to the phone, call Mary Pain. Okay, what else?
Speaker 2: Her husband does not want her to come home. He
Speaker 2: was like, I thank you sixty more days and you
Speaker 2: I think you can do another sixty fifty nine at
Speaker 2: the least. Come on now, Well, his girlfriend's over in
Speaker 2: the bed. She on her way home? Is she coming home?
Speaker 2: Like Keen is not?
Speaker 3: He's like, I mean everyone gets beat up in a lifetime.
Speaker 2: You can take it. Like, yes, he does not want
Speaker 2: her home. She did say she does. Do you want
Speaker 2: me to get my ass beat?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I guess, not, I guess, So they
Speaker 1: pull her out. In the talking head, she says, I
Speaker 1: have been bullied and ridiculed and put on lockdown and
Speaker 1: thrown around like a rag doll while other people in
Speaker 1: here do whatever the fuck they please. It's true, so
Speaker 1: I want out, She says. You know I can't allow
Speaker 1: all these women to stand up for me and fight.
Speaker 1: They're already in trouble and some of them are innocent,
Speaker 1: and depending on how bad the fight is, you could
Speaker 1: get additional time. And I'm not going to allow these
Speaker 1: ladies who have families to get additional time added when
Speaker 1: it's something that I can control, because that would be unethical.
Speaker 1: And she says, my time here has come to an end,
Speaker 1: so black screen of death. For safety reasons, she's been
Speaker 1: moved to a lockdown unit overnight. So I'm sure they
Speaker 1: came in and said, like, we're putting her in lockdown
Speaker 1: because we've heard there's going to be a.
Speaker 2: Fight with her. Yeah, Now what we need to know is.
Speaker 1: This, what did they tell the officers y when someone
Speaker 1: needs to leave production, does production go out and say,
Speaker 1: we're understanding through this inmate that there's a huge fight
Speaker 1: about to happen, so us the officers need to protect
Speaker 1: her or how do they get her put into lockdown
Speaker 1: if the officers don't know you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: The officers definitely don't know she's special because they've treated
Speaker 1: her terribly.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, I just assume Day would tell her, Hey,
Speaker 2: she's being released. But we also heard that there's shit
Speaker 2: that's about to go down. So since she's getting ready
Speaker 2: to be released, let's just put her in this holding
Speaker 2: seal or whatever till tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But like it would have to be from the sheriff
Speaker 1: down to test she's being released, because nobody else.
Speaker 2: Knows but the sheriff. Right, Oh no, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: So we see Jacqueline talking through the wall to production
Speaker 1: and saying, you know, honestly, I just feel sad because
Speaker 1: I didn't get to say goodbye to everybody.
Speaker 2: Like that makes me sad.
Speaker 1: So then we see a CEO coming in to her
Speaker 1: pod with the female inmate, who I guess is on
Speaker 1: cleanup duty, and they take all Jackie's and they go
Speaker 1: to Jackie's leaving she's going to intake, So I don't
Speaker 1: know if that means they think she's going to intake
Speaker 1: to go to prison or prison. Yeah, And Jackie's crying
Speaker 1: and she's saying, I felt awful that I'm leaving. I
Speaker 1: felt awful that I'm leaving my friends here. And I
Speaker 1: hope the girls know I wasn't there to snitch on them.
Speaker 1: I was there to stand up for them because they
Speaker 1: need a voice, you know, not swall but everybody.
Speaker 2: Else, everyone else but swollen and her paper.
Speaker 1: So all the women are wondering, God, I wonder where
Speaker 1: she went, like what happened? And they're all like, this
Speaker 1: sucks for her, like we feel bad for Jackie, and right,
Speaker 1: and the talking head Angela goes, this really sucks. It
Speaker 1: really sucks that she felt she had to leave because
Speaker 1: a lot of people had her back.
Speaker 2: Right, And I don't think she felt like it though.
Speaker 1: I think she felt like it, but she felt like,
Speaker 1: now I'm going to have twenty people on each side
Speaker 1: fighting because wohle versus me and yeah, yeah, Silva talking
Speaker 1: head Stephanie goes. You know, Jackie, she just dug her
Speaker 1: hole deeper than she could get out of. She must
Speaker 1: have been scared for her life, like she left because
Speaker 1: she couldn't handle it.
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less. One day you could be a
Speaker 1: memory and the next day your history. To me, I
Speaker 1: don't care. And at the end of the day, I'd
Speaker 1: be so happy to know that I finished the whole
Speaker 1: sixty days and she went home and I didn't.
Speaker 2: That would really make me feel great.
Speaker 3: God, I've never wanted to wanted to see a person
Speaker 3: get beat up so bad in my life?
Speaker 1: Why is she such an asshole, specifically to Jackie.
Speaker 2: I don't know, she.
Speaker 3: Really really jellousy thing or or or what. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but she and she's had a heart on for her
Speaker 3: since day one.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 1: So talking to Jephany's just a fucking weirdo maybe, but
Speaker 1: talking to her, Jacqueline goes, I do think Stephanie intentionally
Speaker 1: made me the target of Swol.
Speaker 3: Thank god, you finally see that Stephanie is a horrible
Speaker 3: human being. But it took you, like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: almost losing your life, yeah, to figure it out.
Speaker 1: She goes, she's going to be left to the wool,
Speaker 1: but she'll have to figure it out without me. And
Speaker 1: I think she used me to gain respect and that
Speaker 1: was good. Yep. So then we see Stephanie getting into
Speaker 1: the shower and her hair looks really short, so everything
Speaker 1: she's good. They've they've taken her extensions from her and
Speaker 1: they haven't rebraided her hair. Yeah, and the talking she goes,
Speaker 1: you know, at the end of the day, I was
Speaker 1: the one stuck in the pod with Swoll.
Speaker 2: So if something was gonna happen, well, okay, you might
Speaker 2: find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So now we go over to Angela, so angelaie.
Speaker 1: The production goes into their room and they have all
Speaker 1: these orange peels. It's like they get the orange peels,
Speaker 1: they dry them out, and then they wrap it, get
Speaker 1: toilet paper to smoke it, and they say, it's like
Speaker 1: a cigarette.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it either.
Speaker 3: I didn't get that at all. It looks like fucking
Speaker 3: popa read they're smoking, like I don't. I didn't get it.
Speaker 2: Is it like, you know, in high.
Speaker 1: School we spoke clove cigarettes? You know, does that come from.
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: And they just would just to smoke an orange out
Speaker 1: of toilet paper.
Speaker 2: I don't actually imagine your lungs.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my lungs are already delicate, like no,
Speaker 3: thank you, nous pass here.
Speaker 1: So it's like a cigarette, they say. And then of
Speaker 1: course we see you know, in prison it's illegal to
Speaker 1: smoke anything anything. Yeah, and Angela goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the smoking that was like happiness, so happy.
Speaker 3: The girls don't even need the weed. How would they
Speaker 3: react if they had the weed in there?
Speaker 2: She was like, it was just like so great.
Speaker 1: And then we see Amani and another and may both
Speaker 1: have their faces painted like cats.
Speaker 2: Why it was so random. It's just like, is it
Speaker 2: Halloween in there?
Speaker 1: Like did they fall asleep and they lost Like I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, I don't know, but they're kiddy cats.
Speaker 1: It was funny and and they're going, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like you can smell the smoke through the events, like
Speaker 1: one person smokes and the other person waves it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's not getting rid of the smoke, it's
Speaker 1: just dissipating it.
Speaker 2: And it's it's so funny to see them flipping out.
Speaker 3: I mean, it probably smells like centrist in their room
Speaker 3: where you've got the eyes over there with a full
Speaker 3: blown you can't even see there's so much fucking smoke
Speaker 3: in the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the girls are just worried about.
Speaker 1: An orange and they're like doing this and the other
Speaker 1: ones are waving and then and they're waving, and the
Speaker 1: guys are just like having like in the words of Alan,
Speaker 1: a full Snoop.
Speaker 2: Dogg Togue party. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So an officer comes up and so they've they've thrown
Speaker 1: and hidden everything around and the officer comes up and
Speaker 1: tells them, all right, everybody step out of the room.
Speaker 2: We're gonna figure this out. Right and face the wall.
Speaker 1: So they come out and they're all facing the wall
Speaker 1: and they're like laughing and talking to each other, and
Speaker 1: the officers they're high. Yeah, it's almost like they were
Speaker 1: highly Yeah. And the officer's like, I could smell it.
Speaker 1: And they're like, we're gonna find that lighter. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: because they can't find it. And they said, we know
Speaker 1: that Q has the lighter. She went down to the
Speaker 1: other room, which is pretty smart. Yeah, So Angela goes.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like a real family. I see nothing,
Speaker 1: I say nothing. I protect my family.
Speaker 2: And she goes.
Speaker 1: And the longer I stay in here, the more I
Speaker 1: feel like an inmate. Because she's got a girlfriend, she's
Speaker 1: got smoking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really thriving, and unlike Stephanie, she's likable.
Speaker 2: Correct, and everybody likes her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone likes her, and they're a little bit scared
Speaker 3: of her because she's got like muscles and shit like that.
Speaker 1: No true Stephanie can only offer up her hair. And
Speaker 1: that was three weeks ago.
Speaker 2: That's and that is all she had, and it's it's gone.
Speaker 2: Take it for a scout. Let's go to Matt, Johnny
Speaker 2: and Emmanuel in the six hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we see some guys joking around with t
Speaker 1: Bow playing cards, and Matt is talking to himself and
Speaker 1: his cell that he's going this place is a cast
Speaker 1: of characters, disgusting yet compelling. I hate everyone and I
Speaker 1: love everyone.
Speaker 2: And then he says, just word salad. It's just word salad.
Speaker 1: He goes, Yes, this scenario is calculated to bring out
Speaker 1: the worst in me, and as of late with Tbow,
Speaker 1: it's just not good for me because if I continue,
Speaker 1: I know what will happen, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be put in a position.
Speaker 2: Well, I will.
Speaker 1: Really do something on camera that I am capable of doing.
Speaker 1: And if I get in a fight, then my son
Speaker 1: becomes a target because they know he's my son, and
Speaker 1: I promise that will happen. I'm an un untenable situation.
Speaker 1: How could I do that to my son?
Speaker 2: Oh? It takes my breath away. Then we see him
Speaker 2: in his cell. Cha cha, cha, cha cha. Always watch out.
Speaker 2: He's got to keep those skills up. Mary Payne, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. There could be a sign language
Speaker 2: fight out there ready away. So stupid, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing. All of the scenarios he's talking about.
Speaker 3: He's creating inside of his own head. Timo's not even
Speaker 3: paying attention to this guy.
Speaker 2: Timo is not plotting to beat him up. He's not
Speaker 2: at all Like Temo doesn't even fucking look at this
Speaker 2: guy in his greasy hair. Like no, everything he is
Speaker 2: creating inside of his own head.
Speaker 3: That I mean, Timo's loud, he's obnoxious, but ignore him.
Speaker 2: Johnny doesn't have a problem to ignore him. Uh huh
Speaker 2: h it is hilarious.
Speaker 1: He was in there, whd jo Jah doing his moves
Speaker 1: and he's talking to himself again again.
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm the man in the saddle. I'm an alpha.
Speaker 2: Watch out, watch out. You know, I have a feeling
Speaker 2: Matt is like my mom. Like when he comes off
Speaker 2: from rook he watches Bonanza. Uh fucking the West. I
Speaker 2: feel like watching a lonesome dove. Let's watch that. Just
Speaker 2: like all this, He's so unnecessary, he is so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: So he really is.
Speaker 1: Johnny says this is now a separate subject. Johnny goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know something's going on with Boucie, but who knows.
Speaker 1: He was slamming the hell out of the phone the
Speaker 1: other day and the talking head Emanuel goes, you know,
Speaker 1: I was hoping to outburst, but uh, make them maybe
Speaker 1: seem like one of them. And it worked. Now everybody
Speaker 1: was asking me, are you okay? Are you good?
Speaker 2: And now everyone's leaving me alone.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a target on my back anymore,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to keep vigilant.
Speaker 2: Okay, they think you're crazy, because I think you're nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And in the talking head, Johnny goes for Boucie
Speaker 1: to act that way. Maybe he was trying to show
Speaker 1: some dominance, but I don't know, Man, I get so
Speaker 1: agitated with Butchie talking about how he lived in the ghetto.
Speaker 2: No he didn't, He has no idea.
Speaker 1: Johnny's like, there's nothing hood about him at all.
Speaker 2: Nothing. The most hood thing he did was slam that
Speaker 2: damn phone. That's right. And then he remember he went
Speaker 2: to like punch the wall, but he was like, it
Speaker 2: was like you pew peu peo pew. Yeah, Johnny goes,
Speaker 2: he's just fake, fake, fake, fake fake. Yeah, it's so obvious.
Speaker 1: So now we see Matt and Johnny together sitting down
Speaker 1: to eat, and Johnny sees a bag of clothes on
Speaker 1: the table and he just puts it on the floor
Speaker 1: because he's sitting there to eat, and a guy named
Speaker 1: Tata comes up. I was like, oh, how dare you
Speaker 1: that's my sister's grandmother named Tate.
Speaker 2: Oh. Tat comes up and says, who knocked my shit
Speaker 2: on the ground? Bro? And Matt goes, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it. He goes, well, you're the only
Speaker 2: one here because Johnny's like gotten up. Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 1: And Matt goes, don't you come at me like that.
Speaker 1: Don't you ever come at me like that again. I
Speaker 1: didn't touch that bag. You don't accuse me of anything.
Speaker 2: Wow, you would think someone had just accused him of murder.
Speaker 2: I mean. So Tata goes over and tells TiVo, like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck with this guy? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Then we see some guys talking through the door, and
Speaker 1: Matt goes, I've figured it out.
Speaker 2: They're going to target my son. They're going to target Andrew.
Speaker 2: They're not what they are dealing drugs over there. They're
Speaker 2: not thinking about Andrew at all.
Speaker 3: Like like I said before, he's creating everything that he
Speaker 3: is half a crazy person.
Speaker 2: I'm convinced of it.
Speaker 1: He goes, you know, I feel I'm a target in here,
Speaker 1: and and they're gonna have to get rid of this
Speaker 1: gang in here. And if not, I'm going to tap.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tap. Yeah, just tap, just just put
Speaker 1: us all out of our misery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just tap. So he's in a cell telling Johnny,
Speaker 2: I'm so worried about my son. The talking head Johnny
Speaker 2: like the best experience from uh Andrew. Ever, he's I
Speaker 2: might be gay thing over there. He literally is not
Speaker 2: thinking about his dad at all.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't think about him. So he's telling Johnny,
Speaker 1: I'm so worried about my son. And the talking head
Speaker 1: Johnny goes, you know, this is every day this is
Speaker 1: every day in the streets, but has never been exposed
Speaker 1: to it. It's too much for Johnny's like, nobody is
Speaker 1: thinking about your son. No, Johnny's like, this is everyday life.
Speaker 1: You're making such a spectacle out of everything. You're drawing
Speaker 1: so much attention to yourself. Yes, and you see Johnny
Speaker 1: has We don't even have a storyline for Johnny because
Speaker 1: he has just stayed under the radar and he's just
Speaker 1: staying out.
Speaker 3: He's actually doing what he's supposed to do. Whereas this
Speaker 3: method actor over here is just every goddamn scene that
Speaker 3: we see him in.
Speaker 2: I know, I just thow.
Speaker 1: So Matt goes, if t BO goes, I stay. It's
Speaker 1: as simple of that. And if somebody does doesn't move
Speaker 1: him out, I.
Speaker 2: Tap eye tap. Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing,
Speaker 2: descertment like hell gets moved.
Speaker 1: But all those other people that are in there are
Speaker 1: getting good information with this t bow and the bloods
Speaker 1: and everything, so they're not they don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: You know, he has not gathered any information to report
Speaker 3: back to No.
Speaker 1: None, no to the producers, none at all.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So now it's like the next day or whatever. Timo
Speaker 1: is walking around talking about like, no, you owe me
Speaker 1: three things, oh you do whatever? You know, he's doing
Speaker 1: his bullying thing, and then Matt goes to talking to him,
Speaker 1: is like why is he still here? Why is he
Speaker 1: still with us? Why is the jail letting Tiva run
Speaker 1: a look like he has. If somebody doesn't move him out,
Speaker 1: I may have to beat the living tar out of him.
Speaker 2: Okay, so two things are not gonna happen. You're not
Speaker 2: gonna think.
Speaker 3: That he's gonna be moved, and you sure, tell her
Speaker 3: not gonna beat the tar out of anything, but maybe
Speaker 3: that mattress in your fucking room.
Speaker 2: That's it. Oh my god, people wouldn't laugh at Matt
Speaker 2: if Matt tried to run up on him.
Speaker 1: It's I'm sorry, I'm just I'm sending a text to
Speaker 1: Kimberly to let her know I'm running late for our okay,
Speaker 1: for our next event. Okay, so you're almost done. So
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. So he goes, I'm gonna beat the living
Speaker 1: tar out of him, Like, well, you against twelve Blood
Speaker 1: gang members.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's really gonna have great.
Speaker 1: I came here to make a difference in people's lives.
Speaker 1: There's just too much drama here. So he's telling Johnny,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: hurt him. I don't want to have to hurt him.
Speaker 1: I came here to help people. But somehow it's gotten
Speaker 1: turned around. He starts crying, crying, He starts crying. And
Speaker 1: here's the unfortunate thing.
Speaker 3: He can't even use his greasy ass hair to drive
Speaker 3: it to you because it's so fucking greasy.
Speaker 1: Johnny goes, it's okay, and I'm like, okay, yeah, and
Speaker 1: the talking Eddie goes. You know, you could tell Matt
Speaker 1: this strong guy, but this is too much for him,
Speaker 1: Like he shouldn't.
Speaker 2: He shouldn't. This is not making it too much for him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe start a reading program. I don't know. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there's some guys over there who would fucking love that.
Speaker 2: But no, you're like, you're fucking part of the cartel.
Speaker 3: And he's got a EBow all the time to see
Speaker 3: what his next move is got.
Speaker 2: It's just it's ridiculous at this point. It's not for
Speaker 2: him to go, but he won't go. He's not gonna go.
Speaker 1: Well, we see another day now, it seems because Matt's
Speaker 1: hair seems a little bit cleaner, and he's put it
Speaker 1: in kind of like a low bun.
Speaker 3: And when you say a little bit cleaner, like the
Speaker 3: smallest speck.
Speaker 1: Of clean he definitely he washed it, but I don't
Speaker 1: know how much soap he used.
Speaker 2: No soap was used. He just ran out underneath the water.
Speaker 1: And he's saying, I pride myself and being able to
Speaker 1: think and assess situations, but this is not one. My
Speaker 1: son is in mortal threat because of me. Okay, my
Speaker 1: son is in mortal threat. Because of me. That is
Speaker 1: not proper English, sir.
Speaker 2: Well, half the stuff he says isn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, he thinks again, he thinks he's using these
Speaker 1: big words. At least a manual uses big words and
Speaker 1: they make sense, you know.
Speaker 2: Because he's educated.
Speaker 3: I think Matt thinks that he's still talking to the
Speaker 3: members of the Mormon tavernac choir over here. It's like, no,
Speaker 3: you're actually on television sounding this stupid really.
Speaker 2: So talking to her Johnny goes.
Speaker 1: Matt says he's worried about Andrew getting jumped, and I
Speaker 1: feel bad for him because I would never let my
Speaker 1: son do this.
Speaker 2: But you know, or I pick the pick a different son.
Speaker 1: Now, when they're showing this scene, I know you didn't
Speaker 1: see this, and I don't know if I took a
Speaker 1: screenshot of it. There was a guy, okay, whose face
Speaker 1: was so beat up. There was a guy he was
Speaker 1: just let me see if I can find it. He
Speaker 1: was just sitting there and his face was so so
Speaker 1: beat up.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to find it.
Speaker 1: I know I took a screenshot, and I can't even
Speaker 1: tell if this was a screen eacht.
Speaker 2: That I what's the funniest part is that You know,
Speaker 2: I didn't notice it.
Speaker 1: No, this is sument and Jenny, that's a different one.
Speaker 2: It was. It was wild.
Speaker 1: The guy was sitting there and literally had cut and
Speaker 1: blood all over his face. Yeah, he's just talking to
Speaker 1: his friends like, hey, it seemed to be that guy,
Speaker 1: the white the goof and guy and that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seemed to be all the swelling and stuff.
Speaker 2: You can see it now, Yeah, okay, that's what it
Speaker 2: seemed to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Matt says, I would take t bow out
Speaker 1: then I would have hell to.
Speaker 2: Pay, So I gotta go.
Speaker 1: We see him put his hands doing the distress signal,
Speaker 1: and it says Matt gives the distress signal for the
Speaker 1: third time since entering the program, just such shade. He
Speaker 1: tells what he goes, and he sits in the production thing.
Speaker 1: He goes, being in the pod has become a mortal
Speaker 1: threat to my son, and I worry that my reaction
Speaker 1: to violence will be to act in kind. Nobody's trying
Speaker 1: to put any violence on you.
Speaker 2: Not even a little bit. I mean he's not even
Speaker 2: been threatened, nor has his son.
Speaker 1: He says, I want Andrew to be safe, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna follow my sword, and uh, you know, I'm conflicted
Speaker 1: because I know how much Andrew wants me here, but
Speaker 1: I'm doing this for him. You know, saying goodbye to
Speaker 1: Andrew will be the most devastating moment of my life, really,
Speaker 1: my whole life.
Speaker 3: He's not dead, he's out in the casket, and you're
Speaker 3: saying goodbye to him, like you're not even gonna be.
Speaker 2: Able to say goodbye to you because Andrew's gonna stay.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? An idiot? Like it just
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense at all, all right, So next time
Speaker 2: on we see Bouccie Emmanuel yelling at the CEO say
Speaker 2: what makes you think you're better than me?
Speaker 1: And the CEO says, I'm better than you because I'm
Speaker 1: out because I'm not in jail. I'm not in jail,
Speaker 1: you dummy. And then Johnny says Bouccie, he's just always
Speaker 1: making a whole big scene, right yep. Poor Johnny's like,
Speaker 1: why am I in here with Matt?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 3: Can I please get sent over to another pod? Because
Speaker 3: this is utterly ridiculous in here?
Speaker 2: It's too much. It is super Johnny, Poor Johnny.
Speaker 1: And we see Emmanuel going, don't judge me, just because
Speaker 1: I'm black, and even the.
Speaker 2: Black people are judging you in there because you're at
Speaker 2: that a goddamn fool.
Speaker 1: The black officers like, do you see that we're also black? Okay,
Speaker 1: back to Matt being dramatic, choosing to leave your son
Speaker 1: in jail in Fulton County.
Speaker 2: That's trauma, that's trauma.
Speaker 3: He acts like they're in a cell together, like you
Speaker 3: have no idea what's going on over there?
Speaker 2: With none none. It's good. He's having a good time.
Speaker 2: He accepting over there than he does at home with Matt.
Speaker 1: He seems to people how to read. He's got his
Speaker 1: blood as a cell maid.
Speaker 2: He's thriving, going to be teaching them different languages. He's
Speaker 2: gonna be teaching Matt to his new cell mat. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of going on over there. Yeah, well, education educational
Speaker 2: center going over there.
Speaker 1: Class starts at nine am, so exactly. Then we see
Speaker 1: him talking to Andrew through the wall. I guess he's
Speaker 1: telling him he's gonna go. And then we see another
Speaker 1: party up and popping in the girl's dorm just pa
Speaker 1: then and they're talking head Angelae says, I'm drunk and
Speaker 1: I'm drugged, and I'm like, holy crap, and in a sense,
Speaker 1: I'm betraying everyone inside of that facility by doing this.
Speaker 1: But then we see Angela and Gabrielle making out at
Speaker 1: the party.
Speaker 2: Why everybody cheers?
Speaker 3: I feel like they could go do that in a shower.
Speaker 3: Why does it have to be like in front of everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't know that with that shower curtain of what
Speaker 2: you're doing in there, girls, I don't think the Seals
Speaker 2: will give a fuck what else they might. No, they
Speaker 2: probably don't. I don't think they probably like Angela. She
Speaker 2: seems cool. Yeah, let her slide, literally, let her slide.
Speaker 1: It's interesting though, because several people have written me to
Speaker 1: say that if any of these people in the sixty
Speaker 1: days in program do something that is illegal, then they
Speaker 1: will catch a charge and be in jail for real.
Speaker 1: So if Angela is gonna get caught drinking and doing drugs,
Speaker 1: then she is gonna catch a charge and be there
Speaker 1: for real.
Speaker 2: I think she's okay with being there for real. Well,
Speaker 2: as long as Gabrielle's there, she's good to go. Well,
Speaker 2: here's the thing.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be separated at some point because they're just
Speaker 3: in jail. Yeah, Gabrielle's gonna go to prison. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: then what.
Speaker 2: I don't know? Then what God bless well.
Speaker 1: I am getting more and more excited for this to end,
Speaker 1: so we can see, like how they do like a
Speaker 1: tell all reunion and we can.
Speaker 2: You're sure they do that though, yes, several people talk.
Speaker 2: You're positive they do it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, people say that they send them all down
Speaker 1: at the end and they're able to say if they've
Speaker 1: spoken to those people on the inside and if they
Speaker 1: have the updates.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where is swol You know? Well, I think
Speaker 2: we all know where Swul is. I don't know where
Speaker 2: swoll is.
Speaker 1: Fole is freaking have it in a lady's prison somewhere
Speaker 1: or run in the joint.
Speaker 3: Swol is either in prison or she's signing up for
Speaker 3: my six hundred pound life, one or the other.
Speaker 2: That's where Swollen is. No where. You're so wrong for
Speaker 2: that Gisha, that is well. I want her to get help,
Speaker 2: do you? Yes?
Speaker 3: When my fat ass was real fat, I needed help
Speaker 3: and they rolled me right.
Speaker 2: On and next to that surgery room? Is it? That's
Speaker 2: all this swallowed? So angry? Say her ankle's hurt. I
Speaker 2: think she's angry.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have any teeth, and probably her whole family
Speaker 1: has abandoned her because she acts like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's gonna get by and get a new family,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. There's a world of wonder
Speaker 3: out there. Then if you get your own show, you
Speaker 3: might get new teeth too.
Speaker 2: This is Slatin Sisters. There's hope, oh Keisha.
Speaker 1: One of them got one of them got been by
Speaker 1: Campbell and the Campbell another one got arrested for nef.
Speaker 2: Now they're both out.
Speaker 3: They just had a wedding, one of us got new teeth,
Speaker 3: one of us got a new husband. It just all
Speaker 3: works out.
Speaker 2: Did the one that needed the new teeth with the
Speaker 2: one tooth? Did she get a new teeth? Yes? Thank god.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm gonna need to go look up a
Speaker 1: picture because I was upset looking at her. I was
Speaker 1: upset with her turkey gobbler and upset with her one
Speaker 1: ch epics.
Speaker 2: Yes she got that.
Speaker 3: I keep telling you you were her but not watching
Speaker 3: the weight loss stories.
Speaker 2: Yes they're trashy, disgusting at times, but it makes me sad.
Speaker 2: That makes me sad.
Speaker 3: I love going through the struggle because I well, you've
Speaker 3: never been really fat, So you don't understand the struggle.
Speaker 2: To me, it's personal, it's close to the heart. I know,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been I've been kind of fat.
Speaker 2: You know, problem was kind of fat. No, don't say
Speaker 2: it because if people will be dming us.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I mean for or four I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been thirty five pounds overweight. Hell, thank you COVID.
Speaker 2: You know yeah, I was almost four hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Well, we've discussed that. It's so hard for me to believe.
Speaker 1: You've even showed me pictures and I'm like, that's not
Speaker 1: how I she weigh look out great, you looked.
Speaker 3: The funniest thing is my brother's fiance when we call
Speaker 3: them fat Kisha pictures and I'll send her one. She's like, no,
Speaker 3: Like one time she was in shock and I saw
Speaker 3: the look of shock on her face. She's like, there's
Speaker 3: no way, im it was ways that was me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is shocking. It is shocking.
Speaker 1: Speaking of everybody needs to be following Keisha over on
Speaker 1: social media. She does a lot of like fun posts
Speaker 1: about how to dress over forty and so she's like
Speaker 1: this is some she this is from Amazon, and I
Speaker 1: was very upset the other day with your posts saying
Speaker 1: that you don't ever wear socks and did you see
Speaker 1: what I wrote?
Speaker 2: I saw a lot of people. Someone goes this is
Speaker 2: just another part of Keisha's lure. So many questions came
Speaker 2: in to me, I do not own a pair of socks.
Speaker 1: Do you ever wear like tights, like if you had
Speaker 1: to wear with the dress?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done that, okay, but not socks.
Speaker 1: But you will be like tights all the way up
Speaker 1: to the waist, but not socks just on the feet.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I listen, and I can't breathe. I mean I sleep
Speaker 1: in socks. I've been on socks.
Speaker 2: I would not be Yeah, I can't sleep with pants on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll have on a full blown pajama set
Speaker 3: as soon as it's time for me to like lay
Speaker 3: it down for the.
Speaker 2: Night, those pants and I don't care how cold it is,
Speaker 2: you do it.
Speaker 1: I do that sometimes too, though. If I'm going to sleep,
Speaker 1: I'll put but I'll put on like little shorts to
Speaker 1: sleep in instead of pants.
Speaker 2: Because either listen, everybody's got their thing and I have
Speaker 2: a lot. Everybody. Make sure you're following both of us.
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Speaker 2: And we'll be back.
Speaker 1: Next week and don't forget guys, Keisha and I over
Speaker 1: on the ten dollars level of Pink Shade Prime. We
Speaker 1: are covering a rewatch of Welcome to Plathfill and people
Speaker 1: are very happy that you figured out how awful those
Speaker 1: people are with episode one.
Speaker 2: They didn't do a good job of trying to hide it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they just get so much worse. It just gets so
Speaker 2: much worse. So we're covering that. We're covering that, and.
Speaker 1: Also this week will be the Seeking Sister Wife finale,
Speaker 1: covering that with Kimberly and as a lot of marriage.
Speaker 2: Apparently I need to watch that because people were like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you don't watch this show? Can you show?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've never watched an episode they're like, you
Speaker 2: need to watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, yeah, you gotta start from the beginning.
Speaker 1: A lot of Maryfield news coming out. Kimberly and I
Speaker 1: will be discussing, and of course tomorrow Kimberly and I
Speaker 1: will be doing the part four of the TLC Happily
Speaker 1: Ever After Reunion, Thanks the Lord, Part four and it's done,
Speaker 1: and this week I'm popping Bravo. I have Brian Boylan.
Speaker 1: So that's it, everybody, And I hope everybody had a
Speaker 1: wonderful Thanksgiving. Yes, and everybody start decorating for Christmas.
Speaker 2: I haven't started getting now. I haven't started. I haven't
Speaker 2: been home yet. I'm panicked. I'm panicked. I gotta get home.
Speaker 2: I gotta get me done.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it, everybody, Bye bye,