Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Its being a comedy for kid.
We've got a greed show. Check the construction worker is
gonna be sharing some joke, But first we got to
jokes to the minute by one of our listeners, Take
it away, Porter. Hi, my name is Potle and five
years old, and I want to tell you a joke.
What do turtles say to greedy shuttle? I don't know
what did turtles say? Shallow show? Great job, Well let's
keep it gun for your community in the Niles. Give
it up for check the construction worker. Hell, everybody, I've
chuck the construction worker and I'm gonna be sharing some jokes. First,
what do you call snake with a hard hat? A
boa constructor? Construct? What kind of building was the least
a lighthouse? What's a construction worker's favorite type of music?
Heavy metal? What was the most groundbreaking invention? The jack hammer?
The How do construction workers party? They raised the roof?
What do nervous carpenters do? They bite their nails? What's
a plumber's least favorite vegetable? Leaks? Why did the construction
worker get in trouble for his dry wall installation? Well,
it's because it was a little too waffle, which is
the king of all tools? The ruler? What's a construction
worker's favorite holiday labor day? What kind of bird works
on a construction site? A crane? A What tool did
t rexes use to cut their wood? A dina saw?
A dina spat? Why did the painter come to work
wearing two jackets on a sunny day because the plans
called for two coats? How do you fix the stuck
sink you faucet? Why aren't construction workers very good basketball
players because they lay too many bricks? O'k y'all, I'm
being chucked the construction marker. I'll say you got later,
Barnleski the gun for chuck greach. Let's always be sure
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