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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Its being a comedy for kid.

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We've got a greed show. Check the construction worker is

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gonna be sharing some joke, But first we got to

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jokes to the minute by one of our listeners, Take

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it away, Porter. Hi, my name is Potle and five

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years old, and I want to tell you a joke.

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What do turtles say to greedy shuttle? I don't know

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what did turtles say? Shallow show? Great job, Well let's

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keep it gun for your community in the Niles. Give

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it up for check the construction worker. Hell, everybody, I've

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chuck the construction worker and I'm gonna be sharing some jokes. First,

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what do you call snake with a hard hat? A

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boa constructor? Construct? What kind of building was the least

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a lighthouse? What's a construction worker's favorite type of music?

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Heavy metal? What was the most groundbreaking invention? The jack hammer?

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The How do construction workers party? They raised the roof?

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What do nervous carpenters do? They bite their nails? What's

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a plumber's least favorite vegetable? Leaks? Why did the construction

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worker get in trouble for his dry wall installation? Well,

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it's because it was a little too waffle, which is

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the king of all tools? The ruler? What's a construction

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worker's favorite holiday labor day? What kind of bird works

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on a construction site? A crane? A What tool did

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t rexes use to cut their wood? A dina saw?

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A dina spat? Why did the painter come to work

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wearing two jackets on a sunny day because the plans

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called for two coats? How do you fix the stuck

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sink you faucet? Why aren't construction workers very good basketball

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players because they lay too many bricks? O'k y'all, I'm

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being chucked the construction marker. I'll say you got later,

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Barnleski the gun for chuck greach. Let's always be sure

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to give our show a rating on Apple Podcasts and

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tell all your friends, and we'll be back next week

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with a brand new comedian and a brand new episode

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of stand up comedy The Folds. Carit eple dippy e

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