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<v Speaker 1>Kaloroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm Jenny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news, A daily briefing on stand up comedians in

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<v Speaker 1>the comedy industry, a freeze that will boost your Spotify

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<v Speaker 1>numbers by twenty percent. But I can't bog down on

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<v Speaker 1>that right now, because the folks at the Hollywood Reporter

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<v Speaker 1>they watched Free Bert on Netflix, and uh yeah, sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like pretty much what I thought it was gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>their headline. Bert Kraser strips away the shirtless party boy persona,

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<v Speaker 1>but also the laughs. Uh oh. They have compared this

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<v Speaker 1>to his often partner Tom Sagora, The Hollywood Reporter, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Sigora used his opportunity to deliver twenty twenty five's Bad Thoughts,

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<v Speaker 1>a vig yet driven sketch show that steered into everything

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<v Speaker 1>that is amiably off putting and in your face about

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<v Speaker 1>sigora stand up slash podcast persona. Bad Thoughts might be

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<v Speaker 1>a show primarily for established Toom Sagora fans, but man,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a Tompsagora fan, it's on brand. On the surface,

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<v Speaker 1>it appears that Krasier's Free Bird aspires to something more

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<v Speaker 1>like what Dave did for Dave Little Dicky Bird or

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<v Speaker 1>buck Gist did for Pete Davidson? Did bub GISs do

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<v Speaker 1>anything for Pete Davidson? Pete Walked Away Man, wherein it

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<v Speaker 1>takes a comic with a specific and established persona and says,

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<v Speaker 1>what if we show you the human behind the stick?

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<v Speaker 1>Or perhaps what Krascher is doing with free Bert is

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<v Speaker 1>almost a parody of that genre. It's hard to tell

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, because although Free Bird is successful on some level,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not especially funny, and when free Bert is funny,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually funny because of the three teenage girls who

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<v Speaker 1>were Krascher's co stars. The article that then gets into

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<v Speaker 1>plot spoilers and they tag it with free Bert proves

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<v Speaker 1>there's more to Bird. Krascher. I'm just not sure this

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<v Speaker 1>is the best vehicle for it, so I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>it yet as I record this Thursday at three pm

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<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon. It's on my list of things to

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<v Speaker 1>watch last night in your Universe. But this was the

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<v Speaker 1>question I had off the trailer. Who is this for?

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<v Speaker 1>It seems dumbed down for the Bird audience, but too

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<v Speaker 1>naughty for the non Bird audience, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who the show is for. Bert also got the Big

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<v Speaker 1>Wax Job interview from The Hollywood Reporter. They're curious how

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<v Speaker 1>did this project come to be? Bert Kreischer said, here's genesis.

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<v Speaker 1>I was fired from the Travel Channel. Everything was going

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<v Speaker 1>away for me and I had to refigure out who

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<v Speaker 1>I was, and I was having an identity crisis. At

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<v Speaker 1>the same time, we were at a school for my

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<v Speaker 1>daughters where it felt like everyone I had money, everyone

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<v Speaker 1>had nice cars, everyone had big houses. Our house was

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<v Speaker 1>eleven hundred square feet and it was right by Jack

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<v Speaker 1>in the Box. We felt like we were the Beverly Hillbillies.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was trying to encapsulate that time, and the

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<v Speaker 1>quickest way to get to the identity crisis was pulled

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<v Speaker 1>for my life. And the comments I get, which are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>well he is is the fat guy that takes his

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<v Speaker 1>shirt off. Bert says, I got hired for a private party.

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<v Speaker 1>One time I tried doing material on. The guy goes, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>put the shirt on and take it off again and

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<v Speaker 1>just tell the machine. I was like what, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want to hear the other stuff. Just do

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<v Speaker 1>the shirt rip off one more time, tell the machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Then let's go party. Bert says it was twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars and I did it. Yikes. Lying in bed

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<v Speaker 1>that night in Vale, Colorado, I thought to myself, I

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<v Speaker 1>just got paid twenty five thousand dollars to take my

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<v Speaker 1>shirt off and tell one story twenty five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what if that's my life? So we

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<v Speaker 1>had that scene in the show, and then we infuse

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<v Speaker 1>the identity crisis that happens when you go to a

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<v Speaker 1>new school and you're trying to fit in. And just

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<v Speaker 1>did Netflix go to bird It? Did Bert go to Netflix?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I brought it to them. They were obviously

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<v Speaker 1>up for hearing a pitch. But My White Whal has

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<v Speaker 1>always been a sitcom, a TV show about my family.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an Artie Lang sighting from the National Inquirer.

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<v Speaker 1>A new photo suggests that Artie Lang is doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>He's now fifty eight. He was spotted in a photo

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<v Speaker 1>taken at Davittel's birthday dinner. We're told in the photo,

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<v Speaker 1>Arti Lang is wearing a backwards baseball cap, sporting a

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<v Speaker 1>mustache and beard, and had his right hand in the air,

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<v Speaker 1>acknowledging the camera. A tell caps on the post, what

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<v Speaker 1>a birthday? Thank you? For all things of me see

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<v Speaker 1>down the road at a club sometime soon. I worked

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<v Speaker 1>with Lady several times during my years. It's serious, good guy,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly who you think. He is. Friendly as heck. If

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<v Speaker 1>we invited him to come down the hall to the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy stations to do some sort of stunt, he always did,

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<v Speaker 1>very very friendly. I wish him the best. But I

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<v Speaker 1>can also tell you I've been in the audience. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember one night at the Las Vegas Comedy Festival watching

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<v Speaker 1>Already on stage, and I said to one of my coworkers,

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<v Speaker 1>if we wake up tomorrow and he's dead, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be shocked. I didn't say that dismissively. You

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<v Speaker 1>could just tell that Already had demons. He's quite open

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<v Speaker 1>about his demons, and they were on stage that night.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm really glad already Lang appears to be doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>Good guy. I wish the best. Forum Jimmy Kimmel on

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday Night suggested that the FCC has him and his crosshairs.

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<v Speaker 1>On Wednesday, the FCC clarified its guidance on the equal

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<v Speaker 1>time rule. That rule suggests that broadcast stations must afford

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<v Speaker 1>equal airtime to competing politicians. Talk shows have been exempt

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<v Speaker 1>from the rule since jay Leno fought against it in

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<v Speaker 1>one in nineteen ninety six. Jay Leno's team argued that

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<v Speaker 1>he was conducting interviews that qualified for the same carve

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<v Speaker 1>out granted to news programming. The FCC, in a ruling, said, importantly,

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<v Speaker 1>the FCC has not been presented with any evidence that

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<v Speaker 1>the interview portion of any late night or daytime television

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<v Speaker 1>talk show program on air presently would qualify for the

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<v Speaker 1>bonafide news exemption. Moreover, a program that is motivated by

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<v Speaker 1>partisan purposes, for example, would not be entitled to an

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<v Speaker 1>exemption under long standing FCC President. Kimmel said, we're once

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<v Speaker 1>again threatened by the FCC. I might need your help again.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not expert in this. So say Jimmy Kimmel

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<v Speaker 1>had on Gavin Newsom, He has Gavin neusim on? Does

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<v Speaker 1>kim all? Then now have to have someone else? And

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<v Speaker 1>what's the equivalent of Gavin Ussom? So you have to

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<v Speaker 1>have the Republican gubernatorial candidate on? Like, how does this

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<v Speaker 1>even work? And like I get what it's trying to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and part of me, I'm I rolling that because I

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<v Speaker 1>get what it's trying to do. But putting my cynicism away,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're like, oh, I wouldn't it be good to

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<v Speaker 1>have both sides on things? Because there are some things

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<v Speaker 1>you can't both side. All right, I'm not gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>political here. Let me just use a ridiculous example. Say

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about Adam Sandler comedies. There's no both siding that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to have a guest on telling us

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<v Speaker 1>that Adam Sandler movies are funny, right, that would be ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's not how this show goes. This show makes

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<v Speaker 1>fun of Adam Sandler comedies. So if you told me

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<v Speaker 1>I had to have somebody on to be pro Adam

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<v Speaker 1>Sandler comedy, I just wouldn't do the Adam Sandler segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm being very facetious here, But now apply that

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<v Speaker 1>to politics. So now you look at it and go, eh,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we shouldn't have Gavin Usiman, We'll have nobody on.

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<v Speaker 1>We won't talk about issues at all. And they get

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<v Speaker 1>back to me, eye rolling, going, I see what they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do here. Now who do you side with here?

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Maher has detested Stephen Colbert for years now. If

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<v Speaker 1>I had to weigh in, if you said, Johnny Mack,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to pick here because Bill Maher is fighting

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<v Speaker 1>with Stephen Colbert? Which side you pick? I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>has Bill Maher been on Kurtzman Star Trek? And you

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<v Speaker 1>would say no, And I'd go, I'm picking Bill Maher.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll hold my nose and pick team mar because he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't ruined Star Trek. All right, what's the issue here?

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Maher was on The Late Show in twenty fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>During the interview, Stephen Colbert, a devout Catholic and Star

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<v Speaker 1>Trek ruiner, challenged Bill Maher on his atheism. The conversation

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<v Speaker 1>got tense. During the interview, Colbert referred to Mar as dull.

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<v Speaker 1>Mar fired back and called the host Steve. Colbert said,

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<v Speaker 1>who the f is? Steve? Are you my third grade teacher? Right? Relaxed, dude, relax.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently there's still a source, says Steven thinks Bill is pumped,

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<v Speaker 1>and Bill thinks he's a smart alec people that gets

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<v Speaker 1>an act. But these guys really don't like each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Even a little more has explained. Yeah, but the good

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<v Speaker 1>part is we don't hide it, like he doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>me and I don't like him, and we don't deny it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll become friends one day, said Bill Moore. I've

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<v Speaker 1>had that happen before with people. You know, you get

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<v Speaker 1>off on the wrong foot. I mean, there's no reason

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<v Speaker 1>why two comics we have a lot of common. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'll say it now. I think I did

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<v Speaker 1>the show twice. You could tell it's on screen. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like we effing fought each other. Craig ferguson

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<v Speaker 1>not coming back to late night. Craig told Variety, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the truth of me and late night television. I

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<v Speaker 1>and then I certainly didn't watch it while I was

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not something I feel qualified to really either

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<v Speaker 1>predict or coming on to be honest. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>did my thing, but I don't know that my thing

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<v Speaker 1>was ever really part of that thing, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. Craig hosted The Late Late Show from two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and five to the end of twenty fourteen, back

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<v Speaker 1>when twelve thirty was great again again. I encourage the

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<v Speaker 1>president to make late night great again. We've got Seth

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<v Speaker 1>Myers I don't know what's going on there at twelve thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>At eleven thirty, we've got Stephen Colbert helping to ruin

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<v Speaker 1>Star Trek. That show has to go with the news

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<v Speaker 1>that Colbert Show was ending. Some people were like, bring

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<v Speaker 1>back Craig Ferguson, who says, that's not something I'm into.

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<v Speaker 1>You only do it two days in shawshank Right, first

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<v Speaker 1>day and last day. I'm very proud of that talk

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<v Speaker 1>show I did. I'm really glad I did it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we hit the ball more often than we missed,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't feel I need to do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>It would almost make it not as valuable to me

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<v Speaker 1>if I started doing it again. Variety points out Ferguson's

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<v Speaker 1>late Late show clips live on via bootleg Clips. Creig

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<v Speaker 1>explains it's weird because I think I'm probably less connected

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<v Speaker 1>to that old show than people who watched it. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot that was then and now is now. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>I did it. I'm very proud of it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't lived with it on a day to day basis

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time. Craig is now hosting Scrabble. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been playing scrabble since I was a kid. I

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<v Speaker 1>suspect it's the reason I can actually read, given the

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<v Speaker 1>way that my education went. So it's very keen that

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<v Speaker 1>we got a TV version of Scrabble that I thought

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<v Speaker 1>did justice of the game. What I did notice is

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<v Speaker 1>how competitive scrabble players are. I used to think I

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<v Speaker 1>was good at scrabble, but these people are great at Scrabble.

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<v Speaker 1>Craig likes hosting game shows because there's no prep. I

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<v Speaker 1>go in, I play the game of the contestants, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only information I have, the contestants' names and

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<v Speaker 1>how to pronounce them correctly. He says. The tapings have

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<v Speaker 1>support the show. Take it away, Burt Reynolds, Comedy stock Markets.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a lot for you this week on

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any buys. I have two cells. First

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<v Speaker 1>That's never why Michael Rappaport comes up in the news.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be sick of this thing before it even airs.

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<v Speaker 1>you want to download Daily Comedy News Tomorrow on the

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<v Speaker 1>program a longer episode. Mike Chisholm from The Letterman podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Then Sunday, on this very program, a normal show, I've

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<v Speaker 1>episode Monday morning, and then Monday at noon Comedy Survivor

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<v Speaker 1>New listeners, welcome aboard. See you all tomorrow.
