Speaker 1: I'm talking about right now, you're ready trading right QUI
Speaker 1: eping with ill show your god roping that except the simper.
Speaker 2: We pursuing that tundled out shaw shank through the sewer.
Speaker 3: Kid.
Speaker 2: Now we're chilling at the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2: Three o'clock on the dock.
Speaker 1: Got a habit on my house, a goat status Howard
Speaker 1: starting to get trading shows that up multipply like a
Speaker 1: rabbit to then so out.
Speaker 2: Creak it up beat the habit.
Speaker 3: I'm hang out with friend, rocking on lady my lords.
Speaker 2: And talking on the lady.
Speaker 3: It's this well, oh baby, and camping going kit Christy,
Speaker 3: all alone, lady.
Speaker 4: Hell and welcome everybody. This is the world famous Been
Speaker 4: and Skin Show. We are coming to you today from
Speaker 4: our homes because we are snowed in, we are iced in,
Speaker 4: the dangers of the Metroplex have forced us to broadcast
Speaker 4: under unique circumstances.
Speaker 5: However, because we love you.
Speaker 4: And because we are so unbelievably courageous, we refuse to
Speaker 4: just play music for this full three hours, and we
Speaker 4: figured out a way to broadcast from our homes. So
Speaker 4: that is exactly what we are doing.
Speaker 5: And I am not alone here.
Speaker 4: I'm joined by the full squad, including Jeff skin Wait.
Speaker 6: I don't feel as brave as you just described us all, Ben,
Speaker 6: I feel like a guy that walked upstairs.
Speaker 5: But you know, I looked outside and.
Speaker 6: I thought it was beautiful, and I thought I wanted
Speaker 6: to enjoyed the beauty from inside my home. But I
Speaker 6: don't feel brave, especially on a night where seats for
Speaker 6: soldiers is happening at the American Airline Center. But if
Speaker 6: you want to make it about what you did walk
Speaker 6: into your office, I totally understand, Ben.
Speaker 5: I support your cause.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There's probably like a Navy seal listening to this, going
Speaker 4: what I don't you did? What? Also joining us today
Speaker 4: from her own home, where she will soon place a
Speaker 4: giant award for being the DFW Radio Personality of the Year,
Speaker 4: Christina Kray cornbred Ray.
Speaker 5: Hello, Maybe I.
Speaker 7: Don't know if it'll fit in this closet I'm in
Speaker 7: right now. I can find some space for.
Speaker 6: It, Hey, Ben, look right past Christina's left shoulder. No,
Speaker 6: the other way, Christina, I can't look at Robert Plant's bulge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we had this discussion. So you guys listening
Speaker 4: are just listening to audio. But as we record this
Speaker 4: from our homes via the miracle of zoom, as we.
Speaker 5: Courageously record this.
Speaker 4: When Christina first got in here, Skin was taking a poop,
Speaker 4: so he wasn't here yet. And Christina had a different
Speaker 4: poster behind her and I said, is that the Crouch
Speaker 4: bulge picture? And she said no, And then she went
Speaker 4: and found it. She's giggling, cackling to herself, went and
Speaker 4: founded it, posted it behind her. And now as I
Speaker 4: see it, you know she is. She has cornered the
Speaker 4: market on denim bulges. It's her thing. It's always has
Speaker 4: been her thing. As you look at those bulges, there's
Speaker 4: no way the guy on the right with his you
Speaker 4: know who's showing more nip than anyone.
Speaker 6: That's Robert. That's Robert Plant. Robert Plant. That's a tennis bawl.
Speaker 6: That is not a real bulger.
Speaker 4: If it is real bul he's that's not hot dog shaped,
Speaker 4: that's tennis ball shape. He's got an inflated testicle. He
Speaker 4: needs to see a doctor. Do you know the story
Speaker 4: of little Robert, Oh, Sir, Robert Plant is well known
Speaker 4: for having a hog wasn't it wasn't it Rhiner.
Speaker 6: That took a took a piss with him at a urinal.
Speaker 6: Didn't he look over and get to see.
Speaker 7: That sounds right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think he's.
Speaker 4: Taking a piss next to several massive celebrities. When you
Speaker 4: say masses, right, yeah, those say that.
Speaker 6: By the way, it's all it's all four members of
Speaker 6: Led Zeppelin. And it's very much like that scene in
Speaker 6: Spiral Tap where they're trying to get the metal pipe
Speaker 6: through the detector at the airport.
Speaker 4: Well a man who is no stranger to Denim, but
Speaker 4: is a complete unknown stranger to a nice bulge ladies
Speaker 4: and gentlemen, Kevin kat Turner.
Speaker 8: I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. Did
Speaker 8: you guys go ahead and get outside and take it
Speaker 8: for a spin this morning?
Speaker 5: What you just didn't go cruising around this morning?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 7: I let the dogs out and then came right back
Speaker 7: in immediately.
Speaker 4: Really so, I live so far north and I don't
Speaker 4: My weather may be different than the weather you guys
Speaker 4: are are getting. Because I was talking to Chris as
Speaker 4: she was saying that it's just sleading over there and stuff.
Speaker 4: But as I look outside right now, I see the fluffiest,
Speaker 4: deepest snow. I may have seen ever in my time
Speaker 4: of living in Solina, Texas.
Speaker 5: It looks to be for four inches maybe.
Speaker 4: Four inches of snow out there, and it's just puffy, soft,
Speaker 4: super skiable snow. So will Robert's size out there.
Speaker 5: Once again?
Speaker 6: The Huila monster threw it down because that's what he
Speaker 6: predicted for Ben's neighborhood last night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's in my wife's face. I love it
Speaker 4: so much. My wife is a person who does not
Speaker 4: take weather seriously because she believes it's all a conspiracy
Speaker 4: to get higher ratings. And she thinks it's scare tactics
Speaker 4: and things like that, and so she's still trying to
Speaker 4: plan her day. She's mad that she's been inconvenienced by
Speaker 4: having his change appointments and stuff. She was trying to
Speaker 4: do a yoga class. She's like, it's not even gonna
Speaker 4: get here till tomorrow night, thinking tonight, And I kept
Speaker 4: waking her up to let her know that the roads
Speaker 4: weren't drivable, that it was safe, that it was a
Speaker 4: snowmageddon outside. And then, uh, shortly after I awakened, I heard.
Speaker 5: Someone at my door.
Speaker 4: Oh, which is a scary thing because you're like, wait
Speaker 4: a second, it's you can't. People can't even live outside
Speaker 4: in DFW right now? How was anyone at my front door?
Speaker 4: And I saw the outline of a giant person as
Speaker 4: I got close to my door, and I got there
Speaker 4: and it was the pest control guy just working.
Speaker 5: Oh it wasn't the abominable snowman. No, what did you
Speaker 5: call him? Abominable snowman?
Speaker 6: Making up words? It's the abdominal snowman. Tell the snowman's
Speaker 6: ripped ribbed? So well, how did cat celebrate the guy
Speaker 6: coming through to just spray for bugs?
Speaker 5: When you cut it down?
Speaker 4: She that she should I you know, I didn't. I
Speaker 4: just told her, Hey, the pest control guys here.
Speaker 2: She was.
Speaker 4: She didn't connect the two to realize that was a
Speaker 4: victory for her that people were out working. So and
Speaker 4: she's probably not gonna watch this so she won't know.
Speaker 4: But for her, she's just stewing in the living room
Speaker 4: because the weather guy's got it right.
Speaker 5: I mean, did they?
Speaker 8: Though we've seen twelve inches being thrown about, it's.
Speaker 5: Not that bad.
Speaker 4: Who's saying that?
Speaker 8: Well, that was thrown out earlier in the week, like
Speaker 8: it could be six to twelve inches. You know, I
Speaker 8: was like, Okay, I think that's what people are wishing.
Speaker 6: I let me tell you, Peter North movie, dude, I
Speaker 6: don't think anybody said there was going to be twelve inches.
Speaker 8: Well, you've heard the term inclement weather. No, I find
Speaker 8: this to be clement weather. It's January, Ladies, Jenthlen and
Speaker 8: Kevin Turner. That's incredible. I've never heard anyone use that word. Kevin,
Speaker 8: well done, because it's not a word. No, he just
Speaker 8: made he used it, Kevin, What does clemit mean? Clement
Speaker 8: weather is when the weather is what is probably supposed
Speaker 8: to be this time of year.
Speaker 5: Perfect.
Speaker 8: This team struggles in inclement weather. We hear that all
Speaker 8: the time. No one talks about the clement weather, So
Speaker 8: I haven't it.
Speaker 4: I have a winter wonderland out here at my house
Speaker 4: in Salina.
Speaker 5: What is it like in Alan Skin?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, tons of snow. It's beautiful and it is actual snow.
Speaker 6: It's not gross ass wintery mix. It's snow and it's
Speaker 6: big old flakes of snow. It's it's wonderful out here.
Speaker 6: Every now and then I stopped doing the show and
Speaker 6: I go gaze out the window at all.
Speaker 4: Okay and Christina, Uh, we don't want to really divulge
Speaker 4: the point in the city where you are, just because
Speaker 4: you get so many requests for feet picks and stuff
Speaker 4: like that. But just somewhere in Dallas proper, what's it
Speaker 4: like there?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll say south of I thirty, it's just wintery
Speaker 7: mix and it sucks outside.
Speaker 5: It just looks gross.
Speaker 7: You don't want to be out there.
Speaker 6: Once a KT, once again the city disrespects South Dallas
Speaker 6: unbelievab YEP and KT and Richardson proper.
Speaker 4: What you're saying that you could have gone about your
Speaker 4: business as usual today?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I went and did some ransomarans this morning.
Speaker 8: It was puffy snow. Roads were just majestic, perfect, in
Speaker 8: great condition.
Speaker 5: No eye shit.
Speaker 8: I have seen the major ice you know warnings, and
Speaker 8: you know where's the roads's really gonna be bad? Is
Speaker 8: you know later tonight?
Speaker 5: So snow is that where there's baby oil everywhere? Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's baby oil. It's real slippery.
Speaker 8: No, the snow direct that we got the good snow
Speaker 8: that we never seemed to get here, that big fat
Speaker 8: snow that you like you could go make a snowman with,
Speaker 8: we haven't got enough of it yet.
Speaker 5: And probably I don't know.
Speaker 8: We'll see, but okay, so I'm fired up about this
Speaker 8: because usually I hate this time of year. Man, this
Speaker 8: morning nothing stopped for me. Went and got coffee at
Speaker 8: my local shop. Talked to the sweaty girls that make
Speaker 8: a coffee for me, or at La La Land. They
Speaker 8: tell you that they love you. Though it's real strange.
Speaker 5: I don't really like that. You're in the comb peeled
Speaker 5: out a little bit. It was good. You're revealing way
Speaker 5: too much. I went to the local shop.
Speaker 4: He sounds like, uh, you know he's describing, you know,
Speaker 4: Will Ferrell describing a Christmas village. You know, it's like,
Speaker 4: here's the local shop where I get my coffee. That's
Speaker 4: a good bit, by the way, that bit with the
Speaker 4: wolves taking over the town, it's good.
Speaker 2: Was that?
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 2: Was that?
Speaker 5: On Kimmel Fowlin?
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that?
Speaker 5: What that was?
Speaker 4: I think it was Cordon all right skin During KT's
Speaker 4: weird speech where we learned more about his life than
Speaker 4: we've ever learned, he said major ice and it reminds
Speaker 4: me of any time anybody uses the word general and
Speaker 4: you've got it stuck in my head now, where if
Speaker 4: it's like general whatever You're like, that's that sounds like
Speaker 4: a terrible general in the army.
Speaker 5: Major Yeah? Right?
Speaker 4: What are the other ways you say general? What are
Speaker 4: when people use words like what would some of those
Speaker 4: generals be? General Malaise? Oh yeah, General Malaise. You will
Speaker 4: lose that war if Malaise is in charge. Everyone's just
Speaker 4: kind of like I don't want to go to battle today.
Speaker 4: It's like, don't worry about it. Guys will be fine,
Speaker 4: and then they start getting lit up. You do not
Speaker 4: want general a laid charge of your of your battle. General,
Speaker 4: it's not good anything else. Dollar Okay, okay, uh now
Speaker 4: that was my That was like my moment where what
Speaker 4: did I say? Where I was remember when we're who
Speaker 4: are you talking to you right now?
Speaker 5: Okay, So Casey's he.
Speaker 4: Just had a moment just like what I did when
Speaker 4: we were making puns and then I just said a
Speaker 4: one word and you just said Elmer's and knowing it. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: he just yes, he just said dollar. That was very
Speaker 4: much like when I said Elmer's. Okay, but he did
Speaker 4: say Major Ice. Now Major Ice is a badass.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he'll man.
Speaker 6: The whole battlefield will become just a just a sheet
Speaker 6: of Eyes and soldiers are slipping because Major Eyes was
Speaker 6: in charge.
Speaker 4: Daddy, he's a beast. Okay, so today's show is gonna
Speaker 4: be like this. It's gonna be weird, it's gonna be wonky,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be wild. We're broadcasting from our homes today.
Speaker 4: You could call it courageously or maybe you don't, or
Speaker 4: maybe you won't or shan't, but we're going to continue
Speaker 4: to broadcast. We got an action pack presentation for you.
Speaker 4: It's a great show. We'll have a special guest to
Speaker 4: join us, try to get a try to get a
Speaker 4: better idea of what is going on in California. Really
Speaker 4: really sad stuff out there and it's impacting Los Angeles, Hollywood,
Speaker 4: a lot of stuff out there. We have a friend
Speaker 4: who lives out there who's going to join us at
Speaker 4: some point later in the presentation. But coming up next, KT,
Speaker 4: where are you going to take us in the Hollywood Shuffle?
Speaker 8: I think that I found this list that I think
Speaker 8: I saw a big Facebook post of last night as well.
Speaker 5: The most anticipated TV.
Speaker 8: Shows of twenty twenty five to put on your radar next.
Speaker 4: Oh that's coming away next right here on The Benskin Show,