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Speaker 2: Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Boy.
Speaker 2: What an exciting night in Newark, New Jersey. Governor elect
Speaker 2: Mikey Cheryl was there. The Governor elect promised the entertainment
Speaker 2: event of a lifetime at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center,
Speaker 2: and Jay Pack and who were there. It was an
Speaker 2: evening with Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert. Hope they found
Speaker 2: something to talk about. Of course they talked about late night.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard this, Stephen Colbert show
Speaker 2: is coming to an end. Conan O'Brien said, I'm sad
Speaker 2: about the form, but I'm a fifty two percent optimist,
Speaker 2: and I believe that humans find a way and really
Speaker 2: find people who are fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: right now are going to use what's available to make beautiful, hilarious,
Speaker 2: funny things. I have to believe that it will not
Speaker 2: look the same way as our path. It will not
Speaker 2: be the same path, but it'll more or less be
Speaker 2: the same idea. Addressing Colbert directly, one of the first
Speaker 2: things I said to you when this news broke There
Speaker 2: isn't a person on this planet. Who's worried about Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 2: These shows are a way for Stephen Colbert to relate
Speaker 2: to people, but they are not the only way. There
Speaker 2: are so many different things that you can do, and
Speaker 2: you're going to do that. They're gonna give you enormous
Speaker 2: amounts of pleasure and you're gonna be great at it.
Speaker 2: You're just not there yet. You haven't begun that yet.
Speaker 2: Conan said, there's no better person I could be sharing
Speaker 2: the stage with right now. The world is your oyster,
Speaker 2: and double down. Whatever Colbert does next is going to
Speaker 2: be amazing. Now, ABC has some news. I have news
Speaker 2: for your paying attention. I'm lifting the embargo on Hulu.
Speaker 2: Aside from their not so good hilarious comedy special, that's
Speaker 2: a whole other thing. But if you want to just
Speaker 2: push the green button on your moat and watch Scrubs
Speaker 2: on Hulu, go ahead, Because ABC Disney has made it
Speaker 2: clear they are not supporting fascism. Okay, why Johnny Mack.
Speaker 2: They have renewed Jimmy Kimmel, which is sure to make
Speaker 2: certain people unhappy, But go ahead. You don't have to
Speaker 2: walk three flights of stairs to watch the Scrubs DVDs
Speaker 2: go ahead and push that button, which is good news
Speaker 2: for the Scrubs reboot. I mean I was gonna have
Speaker 2: to stand out in the cold outside somebody's house, peering
Speaker 2: through the window while they watched Scrubs, which is sometimes
Speaker 2: how I watch Knicks games because YouTube TV doesn't have
Speaker 2: MSG less. I'll stay out the street and somebody else
Speaker 2: is watching the next game and I watch it through
Speaker 2: their window. Kim Oll commented on Donald Trump hosting the
Speaker 2: Kennedy Center Awards on Sunday night. The President had said
Speaker 2: that if he couldn't do it better than when Jimmy
Speaker 2: Kimmel hosted, he might have to give up being president altogether. Kimmell,
Speaker 2: of course, has never hosted the Kennedy Center Awards, which
Speaker 2: kim Oll pointed out, but he welcomed the idea of
Speaker 2: a talent competition matching his own skills, which are apparently
Speaker 2: jokes drawing and playing the clarinet, against Trump's ability to golf,
Speaker 2: spank a porn starre and run a country. The reveal
Speaker 2: came when kim Oll was talking about how apparently the
Speaker 2: President did not enjoy sixty minutes this week. Kim Olds said,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you feel that way about sixty minutes, and
Speaker 2: the last thing I want to do is upset you
Speaker 2: at this sensitive time. But I have one more bit
Speaker 2: of entertainment news to share. I have decided to extend
Speaker 2: my contract here at ABC for another year. Our show
Speaker 2: has been renewed until May of twenty twenty seven, or
Speaker 2: until the world ends, whichever comes first. On The Late
Speaker 2: Show with Stephen Colbert Tonight, your guest is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Scrubs, Bill Lawrence has a new show coming
Speaker 2: to a We'll have to pay attention to this one.
Speaker 2: It is titled Rooster. It stars Steve Carell. One of
Speaker 2: the co stars John C. McGinley, you know him as
Speaker 2: Doctor Cox. Ten episodes. Rooster is a comedy set on
Speaker 2: a college campus, centering on an author's complicated relationship with
Speaker 2: his daughter. A lot of good pedigree there that should
Speaker 2: be good. Of course, I won't be able to see
Speaker 2: it because my son went to the AT and T
Speaker 2: store and got a new phone and they got rid
Speaker 2: of the free HBO that I had, So I'm not
Speaker 2: happy with my son or the AT and T store.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to stand out on the street looking
Speaker 2: through somebody else's window while they're watching HBO and Hope
Speaker 2: the Rooster's on very upset about my FREEHBO going away,
Speaker 2: like very very upset. Oh the Boiler's back. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: called him and I begged him like, will you please come?
Speaker 2: And they came. Man, it was cold here. Sarah Sherman
Speaker 2: has a special on HBO on Friday. Again. I wish
Speaker 2: I could watch it, but you know, hope my son
Speaker 2: enjoys his new phone. She's doing a lot of press.
Speaker 2: I'm saving a lot of the press for Friday when
Speaker 2: the special comes out. But one of the interviews she
Speaker 2: did was with Nylon dot Com and they said, I
Speaker 2: imagine people watch this special and be like, is she okay? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned that people are gonna be like, oh, Sarah's
Speaker 2: so funny on Saturday Night Live, and I have no
Speaker 2: idea what they're getting into when they watched this one.
Speaker 2: Sarah said, it's funny. I did a show a couple
Speaker 2: weeks ago when the merch table was in the room,
Speaker 2: so the merch guy saw the whole show. I came
Speaker 2: up to him after the show and he's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I thought you were gonna be root and mean,
Speaker 2: but you're nice. I would have hoped that in real life,
Speaker 2: I'm a lot tamer, but the show's an expression of
Speaker 2: some very Jewish neurosis. Embodied some spoilers for the very
Speaker 2: opening Okay spoilers here, I'm not ruining the special for you,
Speaker 2: but apparently the opening sequence. Sarah says, so many stand
Speaker 2: up specials start with the comedian being backstage getting ready,
Speaker 2: and they're in the green room. My version is that
Speaker 2: I'm not in a green room. I'm in a crypt
Speaker 2: and my bones and gour forming. That's my version of
Speaker 2: getting ready a right, so that sets the scene for
Speaker 2: what this thing's gonna be. Sarah said, the show is
Speaker 2: really intense and loud and in your face. It's almost
Speaker 2: like a total sensory experience. So me and the director
Speaker 2: were just like, we don't want that to be flatten
Speaker 2: when people are watching it on their phones on the toilet. Sarah,
Speaker 2: how long does it take you to make a special?
Speaker 2: She says, A really long time. I've been touring for
Speaker 2: ten years and this is my first specials of the
Speaker 2: material has been coming together for a while. Jesus prosthetics
Speaker 2: and said, pitching it to people and being like, I
Speaker 2: know this sounds crazy, but we need a little bit
Speaker 2: of budget to do something because stand up specials are cheap,
Speaker 2: and we're like, but what if it wasn't cheap? That's funny.
Speaker 2: The guys from Please Don't Destroy they have teamed up
Speaker 2: with White Claw Please Don't Destroy has created the Roast
Speaker 2: Host Collection, a new line of holiday essential merch inscribed
Speaker 2: with various tongue in cheek roasts you see. The collection
Speaker 2: was inspired by a recent White Claw survey that found
Speaker 2: that friends who regularly roast each other are nearly twice
Speaker 2: as loyal as seventy eight percent, saying roasting feels playful
Speaker 2: and friendly. The Royal Host Collection includes a serving plotter
Speaker 2: with You're so brave for speaking before thinking, a set
Speaker 2: of four dinner plates also sold individually with lines like
Speaker 2: you couldn't read a room if it had subtitles and
Speaker 2: unsolicited advice is your love language, as well as a
Speaker 2: serving bowl of napkins with equally hilarious inscriptions. Kevin Brady
Speaker 2: is the vice president of marketing for White Claw and said,
Speaker 2: the holidays we're all about laughter, connection and maybe calling
Speaker 2: out your friend who makes the group chat go silent,
Speaker 2: and we love them for that. We're raising a claw
Speaker 2: of the good natured bonding that makes the best friendships
Speaker 2: feel even funnier and hangs more memorable. The roast Ose
Speaker 2: collection of Albot white Claw dot com slash Holiday another
Speaker 2: merch drop coming out today, very exciting. Meanwhile, Ricky Gervas
Speaker 2: is out howking his vodka for some reason. When he
Speaker 2: does it, I find it funny, And when Jim Gaffigan
Speaker 2: does it, I don't know. I think it's that Ricky
Speaker 2: is just blatantly telling you he's trying to make money
Speaker 2: off this thing. But here's Ricky Gervis will take us
Speaker 2: into the break.
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Speaker 2: Out today on the eight hundred pound Gorilla Channel. Luke
Speaker 2: Higgy's tip Rat some more details out of Canada about that.
Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle appearance. I scolded Mike from the Lehman podcast
Speaker 2: on the side. I was like, I thought you people
Speaker 2: were polite. Why are you being rude to Dave Chappelle?
Speaker 2: And it just he apologized because that's what Canadians do.
Speaker 2: Mike feels bad for the entire country being mean to
Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle. Anyway, CETV spoke with one person who says
Speaker 2: she was at the show. Let's hear what she has
Speaker 2: to say. I have made some edits to this for pacing.
Speaker 3: Dave just shut down. He said, like, I've done a
Speaker 3: million shows and this is the first time. I can't
Speaker 3: wait to be off stage.
Speaker 1: Three quarters of the way through. That's when the crowd
Speaker 1: kind of got a little rude. I'll say, yeah, rude.
Speaker 1: He just stood there and he looked at his watch
Speaker 1: and he's like, I could stand here for the remainder
Speaker 1: of the show, for like the next ten minutes that
Speaker 1: we have and like, you guys can just scream at
Speaker 1: me and be ignorant or you know.
Speaker 2: Shane Gillis is a Notre Dame football fan. You may
Speaker 2: have heard that Notre Dame didn't make the college football
Speaker 2: playoff and they were like you know what, we don't
Speaker 2: need to play in any stupid bowl game. We're good.
Speaker 2: Shane was appearing on the Film Guy Network and the
Speaker 2: Notre Dame topic came up. Shane said he set an
Speaker 2: alarm to make sure he didn't sleep through the selection show.
Speaker 2: He was convinced Notre Dame would be in then after
Speaker 2: Alabama showed up with the nine seed. According to Shane,
Speaker 2: once you see the number nine come up and it's Bama,
Speaker 2: that was worse than watching Notre Dame lose a game
Speaker 2: that was terrible. That hurts. Gillis believes there is Bama bias,
Speaker 2: pointing out that Alabama didn't lose any ranking despite losing
Speaker 2: to Georgia twenty eight to seven in the SEC title game.
Speaker 2: Shane said, I understand not penalizing a team for being
Speaker 2: in the conference championship if they're competitive or at least
Speaker 2: don't have minus three yushing yards. But I don't know
Speaker 2: if Alabama was competitive at all. It's the SEC, it's
Speaker 2: the best conference. Technically, Notre Dame didn't really beat anybody.
Speaker 2: But I'm a fan. I want Notre Dame in there.
Speaker 2: If you're not to college football. Notre Dame is an
Speaker 2: independent they're not in any particular conference. Gillis said, it's
Speaker 2: finally catching up my whole life. Everybody's been like, join
Speaker 2: a conference, and he said if Notre Dame does join
Speaker 2: one the Big ten or the SEC would be awesome.
Speaker 2: Never the ACC after they were trayed us this year,
Speaker 2: Notre Dame got screwed. Whatever, We'll be back watching that
Speaker 2: selection show and having your team left out that hurt.
Speaker 2: My day's ruined. And that is your comedy news for today.
Speaker 2: I'll see you tomorrow