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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>What an exciting night in Newark, New Jersey. Governor elect

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<v Speaker 2>Mikey Cheryl was there. The Governor elect promised the entertainment

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<v Speaker 2>event of a lifetime at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center,

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<v Speaker 2>and Jay Pack and who were there. It was an

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<v Speaker 2>evening with Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert. Hope they found

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<v Speaker 2>something to talk about. Of course they talked about late night.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you heard this, Stephen Colbert show

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<v Speaker 2>is coming to an end. Conan O'Brien said, I'm sad

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<v Speaker 2>about the form, but I'm a fifty two percent optimist,

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<v Speaker 2>and I believe that humans find a way and really

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<v Speaker 2>find people who are fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>right now are going to use what's available to make beautiful, hilarious,

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<v Speaker 2>funny things. I have to believe that it will not

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<v Speaker 2>look the same way as our path. It will not

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<v Speaker 2>be the same path, but it'll more or less be

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<v Speaker 2>the same idea. Addressing Colbert directly, one of the first

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<v Speaker 2>things I said to you when this news broke There

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<v Speaker 2>isn't a person on this planet. Who's worried about Stephen Colbert.

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<v Speaker 2>These shows are a way for Stephen Colbert to relate

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<v Speaker 2>to people, but they are not the only way. There

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<v Speaker 2>are so many different things that you can do, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to do that. They're gonna give you enormous

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<v Speaker 2>amounts of pleasure and you're gonna be great at it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just not there yet. You haven't begun that yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Conan said, there's no better person I could be sharing

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<v Speaker 2>the stage with right now. The world is your oyster,

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<v Speaker 2>and double down. Whatever Colbert does next is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be amazing. Now, ABC has some news. I have news

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<v Speaker 2>for your paying attention. I'm lifting the embargo on Hulu.

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<v Speaker 2>Aside from their not so good hilarious comedy special, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole other thing. But if you want to just

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<v Speaker 2>push the green button on your moat and watch Scrubs

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<v Speaker 2>on Hulu, go ahead, Because ABC Disney has made it

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<v Speaker 2>clear they are not supporting fascism. Okay, why Johnny Mack.

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<v Speaker 2>They have renewed Jimmy Kimmel, which is sure to make

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<v Speaker 2>certain people unhappy, But go ahead. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>walk three flights of stairs to watch the Scrubs DVDs

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and push that button, which is good news

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<v Speaker 2>for the Scrubs reboot. I mean I was gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to stand out in the cold outside somebody's house, peering

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<v Speaker 2>through the window while they watched Scrubs, which is sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>how I watch Knicks games because YouTube TV doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>MSG less. I'll stay out the street and somebody else

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<v Speaker 2>is watching the next game and I watch it through

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<v Speaker 2>their window. Kim Oll commented on Donald Trump hosting the

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<v Speaker 2>Kennedy Center Awards on Sunday night. The President had said

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<v Speaker 2>that if he couldn't do it better than when Jimmy

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<v Speaker 2>Kimmel hosted, he might have to give up being president altogether. Kimmell,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, has never hosted the Kennedy Center Awards, which

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<v Speaker 2>kim Oll pointed out, but he welcomed the idea of

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<v Speaker 2>a talent competition matching his own skills, which are apparently

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<v Speaker 2>jokes drawing and playing the clarinet, against Trump's ability to golf,

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<v Speaker 2>spank a porn starre and run a country. The reveal

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<v Speaker 2>came when kim Oll was talking about how apparently the

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<v Speaker 2>President did not enjoy sixty minutes this week. Kim Olds said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry you feel that way about sixty minutes, and

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<v Speaker 2>the last thing I want to do is upset you

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<v Speaker 2>at this sensitive time. But I have one more bit

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<v Speaker 2>of entertainment news to share. I have decided to extend

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<v Speaker 2>my contract here at ABC for another year. Our show

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<v Speaker 2>has been renewed until May of twenty twenty seven, or

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<v Speaker 2>until the world ends, whichever comes first. On The Late

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<v Speaker 2>Show with Stephen Colbert Tonight, your guest is Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of Scrubs, Bill Lawrence has a new show coming

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<v Speaker 2>to a We'll have to pay attention to this one.

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<v Speaker 2>It is titled Rooster. It stars Steve Carell. One of

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<v Speaker 2>the co stars John C. McGinley, you know him as

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Cox. Ten episodes. Rooster is a comedy set on

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<v Speaker 2>a college campus, centering on an author's complicated relationship with

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<v Speaker 2>his daughter. A lot of good pedigree there that should

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<v Speaker 2>be good. Of course, I won't be able to see

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<v Speaker 2>it because my son went to the AT and T

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<v Speaker 2>store and got a new phone and they got rid

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<v Speaker 2>of the free HBO that I had, So I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>happy with my son or the AT and T store.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to stand out on the street looking

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<v Speaker 2>through somebody else's window while they're watching HBO and Hope

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<v Speaker 2>the Rooster's on very upset about my FREEHBO going away,

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<v Speaker 2>like very very upset. Oh the Boiler's back. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>called him and I begged him like, will you please come?

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<v Speaker 2>And they came. Man, it was cold here. Sarah Sherman

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<v Speaker 2>has a special on HBO on Friday. Again. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I could watch it, but you know, hope my son

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<v Speaker 2>enjoys his new phone. She's doing a lot of press.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saving a lot of the press for Friday when

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<v Speaker 2>the special comes out. But one of the interviews she

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<v Speaker 2>did was with Nylon dot Com and they said, I

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<v Speaker 2>imagine people watch this special and be like, is she okay? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned that people are gonna be like, oh, Sarah's

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<v Speaker 2>so funny on Saturday Night Live, and I have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what they're getting into when they watched this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah said, it's funny. I did a show a couple

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago when the merch table was in the room,

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<v Speaker 2>so the merch guy saw the whole show. I came

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<v Speaker 2>up to him after the show and he's like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, I thought you were gonna be root and mean,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're nice. I would have hoped that in real life,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lot tamer, but the show's an expression of

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<v Speaker 2>some very Jewish neurosis. Embodied some spoilers for the very

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<v Speaker 2>opening Okay spoilers here, I'm not ruining the special for you,

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<v Speaker 2>but apparently the opening sequence. Sarah says, so many stand

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<v Speaker 2>up specials start with the comedian being backstage getting ready,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're in the green room. My version is that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in a green room. I'm in a crypt

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<v Speaker 2>and my bones and gour forming. That's my version of

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready a right, so that sets the scene for

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<v Speaker 2>what this thing's gonna be. Sarah said, the show is

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<v Speaker 2>really intense and loud and in your face. It's almost

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<v Speaker 2>like a total sensory experience. So me and the director

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<v Speaker 2>were just like, we don't want that to be flatten

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<v Speaker 2>when people are watching it on their phones on the toilet. Sarah,

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<v Speaker 2>how long does it take you to make a special?

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<v Speaker 2>She says, A really long time. I've been touring for

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<v Speaker 2>ten years and this is my first specials of the

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<v Speaker 2>material has been coming together for a while. Jesus prosthetics

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<v Speaker 2>and said, pitching it to people and being like, I

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<v Speaker 2>know this sounds crazy, but we need a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of budget to do something because stand up specials are cheap,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, but what if it wasn't cheap? That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>The guys from Please Don't Destroy they have teamed up

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<v Speaker 2>with White Claw Please Don't Destroy has created the Roast

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<v Speaker 2>Host Collection, a new line of holiday essential merch inscribed

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<v Speaker 2>with various tongue in cheek roasts you see. The collection

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<v Speaker 2>was inspired by a recent White Claw survey that found

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<v Speaker 2>that friends who regularly roast each other are nearly twice

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<v Speaker 2>as loyal as seventy eight percent, saying roasting feels playful

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<v Speaker 2>and friendly. The Royal Host Collection includes a serving plotter

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<v Speaker 2>with You're so brave for speaking before thinking, a set

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<v Speaker 2>of four dinner plates also sold individually with lines like

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't read a room if it had subtitles and

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<v Speaker 2>unsolicited advice is your love language, as well as a

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<v Speaker 2>serving bowl of napkins with equally hilarious inscriptions. Kevin Brady

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<v Speaker 2>is the vice president of marketing for White Claw and said,

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<v Speaker 2>the holidays we're all about laughter, connection and maybe calling

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<v Speaker 2>out your friend who makes the group chat go silent,

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<v Speaker 2>and we love them for that. We're raising a claw

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<v Speaker 2>of the good natured bonding that makes the best friendships

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<v Speaker 2>feel even funnier and hangs more memorable. The roast Ose

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<v Speaker 2>collection of Albot white Claw dot com slash Holiday another

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<v Speaker 2>merch drop coming out today, very exciting. Meanwhile, Ricky Gervas

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<v Speaker 2>is out howking his vodka for some reason. When he

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<v Speaker 2>does it, I find it funny, And when Jim Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 2>does it, I don't know. I think it's that Ricky

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<v Speaker 2>is just blatantly telling you he's trying to make money

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<v Speaker 2>off this thing. But here's Ricky Gervis will take us

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<v Speaker 2>into the break.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks to everyone who's subscribed to Dutchbarn dot com. If

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<v Speaker 3>you haven't go there, you go into a draw every

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<v Speaker 3>month someone wins a year's supply of vodka and if

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<v Speaker 3>you buy Ginger spiced, we help donkeys. I've also been

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<v Speaker 3>tying up the money I'm going to give to animal

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<v Speaker 3>charities from the tour through a little press release like

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<v Speaker 3>that next week. So yeah, Dutch Barn Mortality Donkeys Very Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Out today on the eight hundred pound Gorilla Channel. Luke

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<v Speaker 2>Higgy's tip Rat some more details out of Canada about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Chappelle appearance. I scolded Mike from the Lehman podcast

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<v Speaker 2>on the side. I was like, I thought you people

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<v Speaker 2>were polite. Why are you being rude to Dave Chappelle?

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<v Speaker 2>And it just he apologized because that's what Canadians do.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike feels bad for the entire country being mean to

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Chappelle. Anyway, CETV spoke with one person who says

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<v Speaker 2>she was at the show. Let's hear what she has

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<v Speaker 2>to say. I have made some edits to this for pacing.

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<v Speaker 3>Dave just shut down. He said, like, I've done a

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<v Speaker 3>million shows and this is the first time. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>wait to be off stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Three quarters of the way through. That's when the crowd

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<v Speaker 1>kind of got a little rude. I'll say, yeah, rude.

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<v Speaker 1>He just stood there and he looked at his watch

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I could stand here for the remainder

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<v Speaker 1>of the show, for like the next ten minutes that

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<v Speaker 1>we have and like, you guys can just scream at

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<v Speaker 1>me and be ignorant or you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane Gillis is a Notre Dame football fan. You may

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<v Speaker 2>have heard that Notre Dame didn't make the college football

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<v Speaker 2>playoff and they were like you know what, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to play in any stupid bowl game. We're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane was appearing on the Film Guy Network and the

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<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame topic came up. Shane said he set an

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<v Speaker 2>alarm to make sure he didn't sleep through the selection show.

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<v Speaker 2>He was convinced Notre Dame would be in then after

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<v Speaker 2>Alabama showed up with the nine seed. According to Shane,

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<v Speaker 2>once you see the number nine come up and it's Bama,

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<v Speaker 2>that was worse than watching Notre Dame lose a game

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<v Speaker 2>that was terrible. That hurts. Gillis believes there is Bama bias,

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<v Speaker 2>pointing out that Alabama didn't lose any ranking despite losing

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<v Speaker 2>to Georgia twenty eight to seven in the SEC title game.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane said, I understand not penalizing a team for being

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<v Speaker 2>in the conference championship if they're competitive or at least

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<v Speaker 2>don't have minus three yushing yards. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if Alabama was competitive at all. It's the SEC, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the best conference. Technically, Notre Dame didn't really beat anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm a fan. I want Notre Dame in there.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not to college football. Notre Dame is an

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<v Speaker 2>independent they're not in any particular conference. Gillis said, it's

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<v Speaker 2>finally catching up my whole life. Everybody's been like, join

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<v Speaker 2>a conference, and he said if Notre Dame does join

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<v Speaker 2>one the Big ten or the SEC would be awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Never the ACC after they were trayed us this year,

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<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame got screwed. Whatever, We'll be back watching that

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<v Speaker 2>selection show and having your team left out that hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>My day's ruined. And that is your comedy news for today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see you tomorrow