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Speaker 1: The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The

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makers of Johnson's wax product for home and industry presents Fiber,

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McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn and sil Leslie,

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with music by The Kingsmen and Dilly Mills Orchestra. What

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two things are you most anxious to have in your home?

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I'm say beauty and cleanliness. Well think for a moment

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how easily and inexpensively you can have both beauty and

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cleanliness just with an occasional application of genuine Johnson's wax

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to your Flora's furniture and woodwork. A rich, mellow, polished

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wax surface is a thing of beauty in itself. The

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wax brings out the grain and beauty of the wood.

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It adds a soft luster to leather, linoleum, and metal surfaces,

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and of course, this tough wax film protects these surfaces

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against wear, dirt, and moisture. Dust and dirt do not

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adhere readily to a wax polished surface, so cleaning is

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not only easier, but a wax tone is actually cleaner

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and more sanitary. Johnson's wax is of the very finest

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quality and long wearing. The cost is really very little,

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so why not practice protective housekeeping in your home with

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genuine Johnson's wax dealers everywhere carrier. There are certain people

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who simply want it miss that nature does anything right.

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They're the kind who gilded cat tails, paint whose little

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tootsi are you on the shelves of baby turtles and

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clip poodle dogs to look like anemic lion. Here's one

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of those people, now as we meet Fibber McGhee and Molly.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Fred, how much you charged me to paint this

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Christmas tree white? Why do you want of white? McGee?

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What do you mean? Why do I want it white?

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You've got one hundred trees in this lock you've painted white. Yeah,

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I think they're horrible. What some people like.

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Speaker 3: Him that way?

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Speaker 2: Never mind the artistic comment thread. How much ten dollars?

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Ten dollars to spray a little white paint on this

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half pine tree? Who do you think you are? Rembrandt?

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Looky here? Maybe you didn't understand, Fritz, I want this

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tree painted white, not gold plated. Ten bucks. You're a

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pirate and I'll bet you've made two hundred dollars already today.

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You're a cheap skate and I've made three hundred and forty.

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You're a robber and you want to sell a half

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interest in this joint. You're a stoop and I wouldn't

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sell my own mother a half dan.

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Speaker 4: You're a low down.

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Speaker 2: Over dirty, a dirty swindler. Ten bucks to spray a

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little tree white. The rat cheating people right and left,

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making four hundred bucks a day.

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Speaker 5: The chiseler.

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Speaker 2: I don't know whether to report him to the OPA

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or make him a better offer for a half interest.

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Speaker 6: Load down, Chidlermie this time.

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Speaker 2: That guy Fred Corgan that runs at Christmas Tree, a

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lot at fourteenth and Oak, that dirty pine broker want

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to charge me ten bucks to paint our Christmas tree white?

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Speaker 7: Well that does seem a little high, dearie. But think

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of the work there is to us putting all those

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needles back on after the paint drive.

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Speaker 2: They don't take then theles off. They just spray the trees. Whish, wish, wish,

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that's all switch.

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Speaker 7: Well, if wishing will make it so, why don't you

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do it yourself?

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Speaker 2: If it's a ten dollar job, I can't afford to

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pay myself that much. Besides, I haven't got a paint spray.

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So hey, haven't we got a paint spray attachment on

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the vacuum cleaner? Go dear, Oh my gosh, I can

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have that tree painted white before you can say, don't

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it look awful?

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Speaker 7: Now, my gee, please, I realize we need the house painted,

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but not on the inside.

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Speaker 6: Let's leave the tree green.

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Speaker 2: Oh you love a white one, Snookie. It's some modern things.

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Nobody uses green trees anymore. They're outlooted.

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Speaker 6: Hmm, you don't say.

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Speaker 7: Well, tell me, Salvador, what colored snow are people using

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this year?

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Speaker 4: Shark cruise?

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Speaker 2: You're kidding money. White Christmas trees are all the rage everybody.

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They must be.

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Speaker 6: They throw me into one. Now, look, sweetheart, just put

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the tree up on trim it. I love a green

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Christmas tree, don't you? Alice?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: Look?

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Speaker 2: Molley? I'll put it up to Alice Ferne square and

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let her give an opinion. Here's the preposition, kid, if

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you were going to have a Christmas tree, which would

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you rather have a dusty, drab, dirty old green one

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or a bright, snappy, glistening white one?

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Speaker 6: Which Alice?

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Speaker 8: Mistletoe?

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Speaker 2: Mistletoe? What an answer?

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Speaker 8: Don't you like to hang up a little bouquet of mistletoe.

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Speaker 6: Mister McGhee. Oh he's too shy, Alice, I.

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Speaker 2: Am not shy.

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Speaker 9: What good is mistletoe?

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Speaker 2: Catch somebody on her and it's either somebody you can

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kiss anyway, like your wife, or you get a slap

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on the chops before you can point up to it. Mistletoe, Bob,

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that's just poison ivy with berries.

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Speaker 7: Well we'll put them up, Alice, and you'll see who

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manages to spend most of his time loitering around beneath it.

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But honestly, now, dear, do you like a white Christmas tree?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 8: I like them all, missus McGee, I don't care if

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they're purple. Gertrude always has a white one, though, and

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she likes them.

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Speaker 2: Who's Gertrude?

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Speaker 5: We know her?

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Speaker 8: Oh, she's a boy who always rides past here in

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the cream colored Cadillac and honks his Horn's sister, Ah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: I see well himself. He used to go with a

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man who owned a set bearcat's knees.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I gave her up for an old guy

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with a broken down Maxwell's daughter. But honestly, now, Alice,

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don't you really prefer a white Christmas tree?

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Speaker 8: Well, I got awfully tired of a missus McGhee. When

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I was a little girl, my father gave us kids

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some little tiny paint brushes and told us to paint

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a Christmas tree.

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Speaker 7: White campingly day. It must have taken you children a

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long time to paint a tree with little brushes? How

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long did it take, Alice?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 8: We never did get it finished, but it kept us

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off the streets till we were eighteen years old. Well,

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I got to wrap some crescent see you.

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Speaker 2: Later, right, kid? How all that lovely golden hair can

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go lout of that solid bone on every.

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Speaker 4: Alright?

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Speaker 7: Se doftly sweetshe magee, there is a mean thought in Aalysi's.

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Speaker 2: Head, non or any other kind. I ain't getting my

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tree sprayed?

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Speaker 6: Where'd you leave the tree? Dearies?

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Speaker 2: Off in front? I can attach the vacum clean accord

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from the porch light. Now let me see if I

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get the pell in.

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Speaker 7: Oh hello there, doctor gamble.

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Speaker 9: Molly, how are you today? Pan free punch.

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Speaker 2: Fine jumbo, fine? You are spreading a little Christmas cheer

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telling your patience you're going to retire.

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Speaker 6: Oh he's not going to retire for years yet, are you?

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Speaker 3: Doctor?

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Speaker 9: My dear, I will retire on that far distant day

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when I can write a personal check for four hundred

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dollars and not have the hired help at the Fourth

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National Bank burst into hysterical laughter.

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Speaker 2: Oh go on, you old miser. You got that much

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buried under a loose brick in the fireplace right now.

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Trouble with you is you got more affection for a

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dollar than my wife asked for a pound of butter.

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And that's the love match of the year.

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Speaker 10: Fat though.

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Speaker 7: I have no right to say that, Thom McGee, doctor,

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I ambled more private charity work than anybody in town.

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Speaker 9: Certainly, I'm a very noble character. And I walk down

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the street, flowers spring into bloom, birds burst into song,

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and taxi cabs hunk twice before they try to kill me.

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Speaker 5: Well, I gonna run along.

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Speaker 9: Now, this is my busy season.

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Speaker 7: I suppose the children keep you pretty busy around Christmas time, doctor.

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Speaker 9: Hers, No, it's the so called grown ups, my dear. Huh,

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this is a silly season when two hundred pounds men

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start climbing forty nine cent step ladders to wire dime

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store angels, to the tops of three dollar Christmas trees

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and wind up in a five hundred dollars plastic cast,

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penny wise and compound fracture.

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Speaker 4: Foolish.

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Speaker 2: Don't you want to stick around and watch me for

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more Christmas tree doc? I'm pitting a white Well, you

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don't have to do that, skip with huh.

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Speaker 9: When I put my gift for you under, it'll turn white.

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Speaker 1: Jellymails and the orchestra and the Parade of the Wooden

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Soldiers set.

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Speaker 2: Thing that goes again plods up like a sentimental woman

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at a sad movie.

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Speaker 6: Oh things be the matter, dear.

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Speaker 2: This paint spray goes along all right for a minute,

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then it chokes up. When it comes loose again, it

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throws a blob of paint and a knock iq out

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of the balcony.

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Speaker 6: Pound it on the porch steps and maybe that'll loosen

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it up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I will there, I'll try it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm having me, James NIGGI. You almost kicked me

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with that.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: To quote it.

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Speaker 2: Well, here we go there now, just dad, Rather than

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have done it again clogged up.

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Speaker 7: Well, hurry up and get the job finished. To me,

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it's colder than a lineman's lunch.

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Speaker 2: I'll be were you going in the house if you

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want to. I can handle this all right.

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Speaker 6: No, I've got to stay out here and tell people

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who you are.

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Speaker 5: Huh.

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Speaker 7: You get a little more of that white paint on

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you and they'll think you're a badly constructed snowman.

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Speaker 4: Ah, that does it.

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Speaker 2: I'll have this preach spray before you see. What's your aim?

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Speaker 7: Deary, No, you better shut it off. Here's something cart

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Hello there, missus carciers. Won't you come in the house

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and have a slug of tea?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: Thank you, mind, dear, I'm just out walking my Pekinese

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and must hurry along.

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Speaker 2: What pecanese carcile? I don't see him.

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Speaker 7: Oh it was too cold for him to come a dog,

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mister McGee.

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Speaker 6: But as long as one of us goes out, he's satisfied.

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I'm really a.

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Speaker 7: Sweet little dog.

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Speaker 4: He listens.

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Speaker 7: From what I've seen.

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Speaker 2: Of him personally, I wouldn't have on him for le

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a dust mops is a gift. Give me a man

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size dog. I ever tell you about the hunting dog

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I had once, Carci for the name of Duranty, you ranty, Yeah,

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what a nose that dog has? Never forget One time

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we were walking through the woods, me and my dog,

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pipe over my shoulder, gun in my mouth, gun over

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my shoulder, and pipe my mop when all of a sudden,

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Duranty freezes. He's on point nose, quivering, tail out like

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a ramrod, one foot in the air. I raises my gun,

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walks slowly forward and they're not ten feet away. Was

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a guy setting on a.

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Speaker 7: Stock that was quite a dog, mister McGee trained to

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flush game wardens?

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Speaker 4: Was he?

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Speaker 2: No, sir, I bailed the dog out, and then I

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was never so ashamed in my life. It was the

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smartest thing he'd ever done. Why monster, I got talking

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to the guy, and you know what His name was, Parkridge,

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Henry W.

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Speaker 4: Parkerge.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't that wonderful carste.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's so remarkable, mister McGee, in

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the light of what a police dog of mine once did.

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Speaker 6: But of that milicine. After all, it's the hold out

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the nights.

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Speaker 11: The baloney won't spoil.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 4: This dog of ours was extremely intelligent.

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Speaker 6: One day I had him in the post office and

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I noticed he was staring at the police posters.

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Speaker 4: On the walls. Suddenly he dashed out the door, and

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was gone.

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Speaker 2: Probably went out to steal an apple off a fruit stand.

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Speaker 7: CARSTI no, when I got home, he was gripping out

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Butler by the vest pocket and was barking into the telephone,

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which he knocked off the table.

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Speaker 4: When the police arrived.

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Speaker 7: Turned out that Javis was wanted by the authorities in

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three states. Yes, but why was your dog holding him

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by the best pocket medicine?

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Speaker 4: That was where Butler kept his spouting pin.

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Speaker 8: You see, he was wanted for forgery.

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Speaker 4: Well, so nice to seeing you.

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Speaker 10: Good evening.

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Speaker 2: Wow, who does she think she's kidding? I don't believe

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a word of that stuff. But she made that whole

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thing up.

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Speaker 7: Don't never mind her, dearie. Get busy with that faint

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before it freezes solid.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh it a bet? Well back to work?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Stopped up again the game?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the dog gun thing. I only got about a

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third of this tree sprayed too. Maybe it's hey, why

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how could Carstairs dog be gripping the butler by the

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bet and barking into the phone a the same time?

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Speaker 7: All right, he didn't say he was gripping the butler

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with his teeth staring, you know, After all, a dog

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is smart as that could hold him down with one

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hind pawd dial a flee station with the other and

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use his front feet to take fingerprints.

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Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, but hot, Oh why should I worry?

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Speaker 4: Ah ah, that's better.

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Speaker 6: Yet you get more paint on yourself here on the

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prema game.

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Speaker 2: Well when keeps changing and they ought to make him

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trink graceful the weather rain on him all right, Georgia.

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Speaker 7: God dear, in the time you've taken to get this

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tree a dirty gray pet, I could have whitewashed the

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Kaibab National Force.

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Speaker 2: With a flip gun, well dog gun, And I don't you,

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mister will Kind All right, jun your pull up a

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front step and give yourself a three point lander.

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Speaker 7: Tell you onto Christmas tree paint invite mister will Cox,

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got home and get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't be out here very long, juney soon

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as I justin I.

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Speaker 10: Was on this.

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Speaker 1: Hey, wait a minute, Mac, do you mean to stand

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there like a front man for a painter's colic and

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tell me you're actually going to ruin that pretty little

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tree with white paint, ruining that refugee from the forest primeval,

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this spoiling, magnificent evergreen.

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Speaker 2: H skip the dramatics. Junior. We know you memorized Evangelin

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in high school.

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Speaker 7: And you played the heavy in the Chicago company of

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Rebecca Sunnybrook Farm too, did you, mister.

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Speaker 1: Wilta the juvenile lead? If you please, I also had

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three seasons of Shakespeare.

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Speaker 2: A likely story when you play Shakespeare's son, that's when

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Othello needs a friend.

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Speaker 1: Everyone in Omaha, I'll have you know, said I was

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another Barrymore. Why when I came out in my tights

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and said, oh, what a role can peasants sleeve?

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Speaker 2: Mamma, you can say.

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Speaker 5: That again.

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Speaker 6: Now, hushniggy, I love Shakespeare.

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Speaker 4: Go on, mister.

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Speaker 1: Wilcock, is it not monstrous that this player here, seeing

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a lady forced to menial task, and seeing such drudgery,

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would not then dispense the thing called John's glow coat horsooth,

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a goodly fluid which, straight upon the coolery linoleum, would

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thus eliminate the scrub, no rub, no back, just pour

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it on and ad one third the time it takes

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for our glass to turn it dry.

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Speaker 2: If Shakespeare in in the public domain, this two bit

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orson Wells is going to be sued for nine minutes and.

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Speaker 5: Ah yes, it fries.

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Speaker 1: And so mirror like it gleams. The porridge spilled, wiped

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off leaves, not a single spot. The labor saved, the

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hours gained, the beauty scene, his glow coat, beloved by

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Chatelaine and serving wench Alf You're nearest Steeler.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Now wait a minute, mister Wilcox, Is that in hamlet.

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Speaker 1: My dear girl. It's in every hamlet, every village, every

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town and the top every place where a housewife takes

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pride in the appearance of her kitchen. And if I

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don't get back to the office in the next ten minutes,

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I'll find myself.

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Speaker 4: Back in sho Taqua.

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Speaker 3: Go on care.

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Speaker 2: And it was the biggest tim I've seen since Blue

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Boy went to the State Fair. He better be careful

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where he wind up on a platter with an apple

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in his mouth. Now, but this ain't getting my tree space.

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Speaker 6: I'll hurry up. You almost got it done, now, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Let's see you get her all listen up, good.

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Speaker 6: Ah, there she goes.

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Speaker 2: Ah. This is the best it's been yet, with how

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white the tree is getting.

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Speaker 7: Mommy, there's one question I'd like to ask you, McGee.

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Are you sure tall enough?

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Speaker 5: You know I'm doing too good.

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Speaker 2: I God, ain't that getting beautiful? I finally got this brig.

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Speaker 6: I'm working perfect, I know, but looks mggie. I've been

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wanting to ask you if later.

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Speaker 2: Took the water.

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Speaker 7: I'm just about finish now, just up the little bit.

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Speaker 2: Ah oh, Jean tru It's all done. And believe me,

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that's the whitest white Christmas tree you'll ever see. Now,

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won't you admit this is a mighty pretty effect, baby, Yes, if.

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Speaker 6: You like that sort of thing. Well, I'm gonna make

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some hot coffee here.

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Speaker 2: Okay the gee huh?

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Speaker 6: Whose Christmas tree is this on the front porch?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's the one I bought this morning. And I'm gonna

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faint white hart.

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Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, what free that?

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Speaker 7: I think the one that's been growing there in the

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yard all these year. Bring in the vacuum cleaner when

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you come.

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Speaker 4: I've all that dead.

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Speaker 2: If I ain't the dumbest bloke that ever drew breath

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a wise guy, I know it all. Can't tell one

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tree from another, one that's growing in one day time

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A second, I'm a brainless, scent competent, handhanded butter fingers.

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I wasn't so stupid. I'd never let me sit here

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and insult myself like that.

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Speaker 11: To marry.

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Speaker 2: I know that voice is that you? Teenie?

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Speaker 4: She is?

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Speaker 6: I bet you what you sitting there with you head

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in your hands for I met you kind of headache.

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Let me get you an ask mommy chose?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, thanks, you medison won't touch the kind of

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headache I got. I just busted my ego in four places.

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Speaker 6: Gee, I'm sorry. I mention, Oh boy, who did that?

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Speaker 5: Huh? Who did what?

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Speaker 6: Who painted that tree? Why? She can't that every beautiful?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that ain't when it's growing.

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Speaker 6: When I stay in you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you see, I got a little confusion.

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Speaker 6: O mcg you're wonderful.

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Speaker 5: Huh, I am.

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Speaker 6: You're the nicest man in town.

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Speaker 5: I bet you.

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Speaker 6: You put your Christmas tree right out in the front

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jack where everybody can share it with you, didn't you?

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Speaker 2: Well I didn't exactly.

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Speaker 6: Oh my kids in the neighborhood are gonna love you

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for this.

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Speaker 4: Mystery.

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Speaker 6: Boy, I can highly wad you get it all lighted up?

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Speaker 2: If you can't, I says you can't, can't? You can't wait?

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I get it all lighted up?

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Speaker 6: She need it? Can I? And you know what mischief

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when it's when it's growing in the ground like that,

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it can't wobble and fall over our Christmas tree and

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home is always robbery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of people make that mistake.

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Speaker 4: Sis.

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Speaker 2: They don't stop to think if they were a tree

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and all lit up and then came into a warm room,

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they skip it. You think it looks all right out

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here in the front yard.

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Speaker 6: Oh boy, I'll say, now, all the little children and

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god Christmas trees can come and see yours, can't they.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of planned to get a lot of

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little bags of candy and stuff and let the kids

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help themselves Christmas Eve. I just planned that. I think

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they'd like that.

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Speaker 6: Gee wo I ever and us kids will sing sing

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what you know? The song we sing for you every

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Christmas time. It was the night before Christmas, the one

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we just recorded. Would you like to hear it now

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this ginger? Would you do?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I believe I would say, Okay.

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Speaker 6: He can't he Johnny Buddy, ready to me. She wants

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to hear it all right.

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Speaker 2: Wonderful bunch of kids going around the neighborhood with a

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thirty piece orchestra.

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Speaker 6: Was the Nike Boy Christmas and a hall field the house,

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not a cleat jishi, not even a mouse. The stockings

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were somebody the chimney with cads in the hospice. Saint

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Nicholson would be there.

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Speaker 4: What chils and.

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Speaker 5: Were has a lot more in their wee little there.

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Speaker 11: Wild visions of sugar Blott stands him there we.

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Speaker 5: Little mama and her curtain. And I am like a.

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Speaker 4: Settle.

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Speaker 5: That's why I to see what was the matter. I'm

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way to the wind.

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Speaker 10: I feel like a pipe throw home, and the shutters

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threw over the pace. What is my want? I shall

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up there about. I'm dead at your say, and the

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tidy right there. But they have a little time for

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so timely and quick.

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Speaker 5: Then I knew him away that it must be same

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thing was covered.

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Speaker 3: But es I drew in my head and was turning

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around window.

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Speaker 5: But a nature came with a far.

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Speaker 6: His eyes honey twinkles, his dimples, how many his cheeks

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were like roses, his nose like a cherry. His young

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little mouse was china like a bow. The deer donkey's

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chin ridding hikaken.

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Speaker 3: The stump bottle, little old pipe he held tied and

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his sea and spoke well around there around there around

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his head.

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Speaker 4: Like a.

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Speaker 5: He was a juppy us all right, Johnny, old Johnny, hold.

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Speaker 4: That laugh.

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Speaker 10: In spine, and myself he had a rod fast.

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Speaker 5: Around selling like a bon jelly. He sees me with

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his time and his head the chuck lane, all the

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while I have nothing with dread.

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Speaker 4: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his

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word and feel all this time side them turned with

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a jerk.

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Speaker 11: And leaving on.

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Speaker 10: The on the side of his norse, and giving Anne

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up the chimney eve.

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Speaker 5: He spank on his way, all had away the o floo.

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Speaker 3: But I've heard him explain.

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Speaker 11: Every Christmas and to all easy the night after Christmas,

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and all through the house.

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Speaker 5: Not a creature is story my mo.

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Speaker 10: The presents are scattered and brought my fee, and sat Nicholas.

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Speaker 5: Will come again, watery the children I nestle along in

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Speaker 5: Recording that I in my car.

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Speaker 5: Or a lot. This is the National Broadcasting Company