1 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 1: Welcome to Dear Nikki. My name is Nikki. And on 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,720 today's show, a married couple of twenty years pulls off 3 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:12,240 the freeway while he's painting his own chin with cum, 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,480 and she's screaming loud enough to make the suburbs. One 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,679 bisexual college girl walks into an LGBT club looking for girls, 6 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,640 ends up naked, suspended between two dominant guys, and experiencing 7 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:29,600 her first anal. And he's been locked in chastity for 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,679 a full month, forced to watch his hot wife take 9 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,880 every full inch of her bull until a certain devious 10 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:42,359 podcaster kneels beside him. That and so so much more. 11 00:00:43,399 --> 00:00:47,000 Are you ready to spice things up? 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Join Patreon today and indulge in your fantasies. 20 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,040 So last week at the Dubai Open, a top female 21 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,120 player reached into her bag for her phone during your 22 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,000 critical round this is just by the way, and accidentally 23 00:01:41,359 --> 00:01:45,159 yanked out a bright purple vibrator. It rolled across the 24 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:49,159 board in front of the grandmasters in a live streaming 25 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:52,359 camera before she snatched it back and probably died a 26 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,719 little inside. So tell me if you were her opponent 27 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:59,159 in that dead, silent hall and that toy came tumbling out, 28 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,640 would you if you one, stay ice cold and pretend 29 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:07,079 it was a fancy new chest clock. Two lose your 30 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:11,240 absolute shit trying not to laugh and forfeit from your giggles. 31 00:02:12,039 --> 00:02:15,120 Or three quietly slide one of your own toys onto 32 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:20,479 the table and whisper your move. Be honest. Bonus points 33 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,159 if you ever had your own vibrator found in a 34 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:26,080 public disaster, I'd love to know you know how to 35 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:30,360 get a hold of me A riddle that sounds completely 36 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:36,240 filthy but is absolutely one hundred percent clean. The longer 37 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,680 you pull me, the harder, and the longer I get. 38 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:44,240 I'm thick at the base and taper to a stiff, 39 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:50,280 pointy tip. You straddle me eagerly thigh spread wide, rocking 40 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,360 back and forth as you slide all the way down 41 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:58,280 my firm, cold shaft. You love, gripping me tight with 42 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:03,080 both hands, working faster and faster until I can't take 43 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:08,360 any more. When I finally come, I explode in a thick, 44 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,599 white burst that shoots high in the air and splatters 45 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,879 all over your rosy cheeks, your open mouth, your cute 46 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:21,159 button nose, and even your hair, leaving you dripping and 47 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:25,120 giggling in the snow. Kids do it, Adults do it. 48 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:30,879 Everyone that does it at least once every winter when 49 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,199 am I, and of course, as usual, you'll have to 50 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,039 wait till the end. You know what time it is. 51 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,520 It's time to sit back, relax. Let's have a whiskey 52 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,240 with some filthy cherries, of course, and explore some eronic 53 00:03:47,319 --> 00:03:51,599 fantasies from people just like you and me. Dear Nicky, 54 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,520 My wife and I have been together for over twenty years. 55 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:58,120 Ever since we met, we've been each other one and 56 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:02,000 only lovers. But even though we've never indulged in erotic 57 00:04:02,039 --> 00:04:05,520 delights with everyone else, we've never had a problem keeping 58 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:10,319 the fires of desire burning bright blue flames. This particular 59 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,280 tale starts with an evening in the city watching a 60 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:18,040 truly splendid Great Gatsby theme burlesque show. The performers, both 61 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:22,920 male and female, were absolute specialists in their craft. The 62 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,600 crowd was electric and the atmosphere was charged all night. 63 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,040 My wife, nearing her forties, having already given me two 64 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:35,680 beautiful children, is still a peak dream woman. She is 65 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:39,120 about a foot shorter than me, with short, wavy hair 66 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,680 freshly dyed with a vibrant electric orange that makes her 67 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:47,079 Asian complexion blow. That night, she wore a low cut 68 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,879 floral dress with flowing heymn line just above her knees. 69 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,759 Her body has only gotten better with age. What was 70 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:59,839 once a tight, strong gymnast frame grew curvier with each pregnancy. 71 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,560 Her breast swelled from a modest bea cup to a full, 72 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:06,879 glorious dea cup that absolutely filled out the neck line 73 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:10,120 of her dress. Her thighs and calves still show that 74 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:14,680 gymnast definition, especially in her heels. She looked so damn 75 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,680 good that when she walked out of the bedroom, I 76 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,839 got in trouble for swearing in front of the kids. 77 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:25,399 Holy fuck, just slipped out. After the show, we strolled 78 00:05:25,399 --> 00:05:28,079 around the city. We dropped the kids and their grandparents 79 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:31,480 for a sleepover, so we had the whole night to ourselves. 80 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,120 I kept telling her how incredible she looked, and knowing 81 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:39,160 my love for photos, she happily posed every time and 82 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,920 found a good lighting around the harbor. She was glowing. 83 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,560 She was feeling herself in that dress. We'd stop in 84 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,040 the middle of foot traffic for a deep passionate French 85 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,879 kess with heavy PDA. I'd slid a hand under the 86 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:56,480 hem and just squeeze that perfect ass. I knew I 87 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,959 needed to get her home fast. As we walked back 88 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,199 to the car, I could sense mischief at her. There 89 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,639 was excitement in her eyes, and we talked about how 90 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:10,240 the performers teased but never fully revealed anything. I took 91 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,079 a risk in the parking lot, any chance of a 92 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,560 commando car dry home. She gave me a wry smile 93 00:06:16,759 --> 00:06:22,160 and said, who knows, it's a long drive, anything's possible. 94 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:25,160 I opened her door and helped her end. She was 95 00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:28,600 struggling with her heels after the long walk. As she 96 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,199 sat and unmuckled the straps, I got an eye full 97 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:37,600 straight down that dress. A lingered closing the door a 98 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:41,480 little too long. She looked up and laughed, I'm ready 99 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,240 when you are. I snapped out of it, shut the door, 100 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:47,600 and walked around to the driver's side. In those few seconds, 101 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:51,399 she did a sneaky little hip wiggle. She thought she 102 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:55,680 was being slick removing her g string. She wasn't. I've 103 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,800 been staring at her all night. Nothing got past me. 104 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:02,199 I slid in and leaned over for one more kiss, 105 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,879 and ran my hands straight up her in her thigh 106 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:09,959 bear wet pussy. I rubbed her gently and whispered, I'm 107 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,079 so glad you took my suggestion. She pouted that she 108 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,600 hadn't been stealthy enough. But when you look that good, baby, 109 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:19,959 my eyes never leave you. I started the car, and 110 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,199 my hands stayed firmly between her legs. Before we even 111 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:27,279 left the parking garage, my cock was already straining. She 112 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:31,720 noticed me shifting uncomfortably and teased, it's not really a 113 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,920 commando car ride if only one of us is commando now, 114 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,439 is it? And you're driving so you can't fix that? 115 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:43,000 It's unfair. I just grinned, squeezed her fussy, loosened my 116 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,720 seat belt, and said, could you help adjust him so 117 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:49,759 he can concentrate on the road. She had button and 118 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,399 then sipped me slowly. Oh glad, babe, you have been 119 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:58,040 commando this whole night. Guilty. The second I saw her 120 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:01,319 in that dress, I decided underwear was no happening. She 121 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:05,560 freed my rock hard leaking cock pre come everywhere from 122 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,279 the evening's foreplay, and used it to start the slowest, 123 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:13,240 most teasing hand job of my life. We drove through 124 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,040 the bustling Saturday night city streets, each of us stroking 125 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:19,839 each other. I traced her smooth, soaking lips, circling her clip, 126 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:24,959 gathered more wetness. Repeat. She settled into the perfect rhythm, 127 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:29,639 thumb gliding like the windscreen wipers under the heavy circumcised cock. 128 00:08:30,519 --> 00:08:33,879 Every swipe made me twitch. Every twitch gave her more 129 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:38,799 pre comb. Every drop made the next swipe smoother, a 130 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:43,919 perfect erotic feedback loop. In the tunnel out of the city, 131 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,879 she grabbed her jacket from the back seat, loosened her belt, 132 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,399 and before I could process, pulled her dress down to 133 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:55,200 her hips, exposing those gorgeous tits. I swerved, thank god 134 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,559 the lane was empty. She cut them and asked, do 135 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:01,600 they have cameras in here that can see inside cars? 136 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:06,080 Then shrugged and kept stripping away. Dress off, jacket on 137 00:09:06,399 --> 00:09:10,399 but unbuttoned, just enough cover for passing cars, but wide 138 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,799 open from me. She sank lower in the seat, threw 139 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:17,559 her bare feet on the dash, spread wide, guided my 140 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:21,720 fingers deep inside her, which she rarely lets me do, 141 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,120 and moaned like a porn star. She was lost and lust. 142 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,360 Twenty five minutes to go, and I was already fighting 143 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:34,679 not to come. She edged me perfectly, gentle, slow, relentless. 144 00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:38,679 She slid further down. My arm was aching, trying to 145 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:42,000 keep her fingering. Her sh reached under my balls, tried 146 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,759 from my ass, blocked by my pants dam then went 147 00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:50,080 back to stroking. My cock felt like steel. Speed limit 148 00:09:50,159 --> 00:09:54,240 climbed on the freeway, traffic thinned after midnight. She sped up. 149 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,799 I had to pull my hand from inside her just 150 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:01,000 to grip the wheel. She started moaning, ladder, fuck, babe. 151 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:07,240 My pussy phils so intense, and jerked me harder. Exit 152 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:11,360 in sight street lights and streaking vision tunneling. I exploded 153 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,600 first rope pit my chin. She covered the rest with 154 00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:18,399 my shirt. Hot come, pulling all over my stomach. My 155 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:22,639 foot floored it pure orgasm spasm. I had to coast 156 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,480 until the waves stopped. We limped into the suburbs. She 157 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:30,279 hadn't come come. Cooling in my lap kept me half 158 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,600 hard the whole way. Pulled into the driveway almost one 159 00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:37,679 a m straight light blazing killed the engine. Told her 160 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:40,720 to recline, dove between her legs like a starving man, 161 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:45,120 console digging into my ribs. I didn't care long licks, 162 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:49,840 clit sucking, pure devotion. She screamed, bucked one foot on 163 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:53,720 the roof, one kicking the horn, head, grabbing my hair, 164 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:58,279 full body orgasm that probably woke the neighbors. Afterward, she 165 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,200 walked naked under the open jack from the car to 166 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:04,679 the front door like a goddess. We showered, ate, dessert, 167 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,960 fucked until sunrise. God, I love our sex life. Yours 168 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:15,679 great and sex? Jay? Hello Jay, how are you? That 169 00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:20,120 is probably one of my top favorite married sex stories. 170 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:26,360 We'd get so many, but I love after twenty years, somebody, 171 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,240 I mean even everybody that does write in when if 172 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,639 you're married or coupled or however we're celebrating for that 173 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,480 long can still be kinky like this or you know, 174 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,720 especially the ones that we discover, but definitely the ones 175 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:44,080 that didn't skip a beat. Oh my god, Dad is awesome. 176 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,840 The sneaky panty drop, I wouldn't have been that. You 177 00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:50,440 can you can tell her. I'm not that smooth either. 178 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,000 It would have been like, I'm a total klutz, so 179 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:54,879 I probably would have fell on my ass trying to 180 00:11:54,919 --> 00:11:58,960 do She's more graceful. It sounds like than I am. 181 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,919 So yeah, And you know, I don't smoke, but I 182 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,960 kind of haven't need a cigarette after this one because 183 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,639 this is something I'm gonna have to add to my 184 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,360 bucket list. You guys definitely do a great job of 185 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,279 adding shit to my bucket list that you know that 186 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,240 I want to do it. I'm like, huh, I It's 187 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,240 been a long time since I've done anything in a car, 188 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:24,759 and I just don't look at cars. Well, I'll be honest. 189 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,559 When I do look at cars, I do go God, 190 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:28,879 you know what positions gonna we do in here? And 191 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,080 usually it's like, Nope, that wouldn't happen. Nope, that wouldn't happen. 192 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,879 And hey, it's a good thought. I want to be 193 00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:39,360 twenty again, right, Jay, have you ever actually been caught 194 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,960 or gotten a ticket because you two got wild in 195 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,759 the car? That what I would love to know and 196 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,440 the next date night. Are you aiming to top this? 197 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,559 Or is this like the gold standard now? But I 198 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:53,440 kind of feel like if this is the gold standard, eventually, 199 00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:56,639 you know somebody got to top the gold right, you know, 200 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,200 you just you know you don't have a repeat winter 201 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,399 every day. I mean this could be like a standard 202 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,600 to like you want all sex to be this great. 203 00:13:04,799 --> 00:13:08,840 But you know, but some things i'd sometimes slow and okay, 204 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:13,320 sex is good. Maybe I don't know, raise your hand 205 00:13:14,279 --> 00:13:17,960 or spam my chat later. If you've ever come while 206 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:22,080 driving or a major partner, come on the freeway bonus 207 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,080 points if we hit our gin and all to my 208 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,799 couples out there, how many years in before you think 209 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:34,000 the commando car ride option expires for this couple. I 210 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,360 don't think it is ever for me. I think I 211 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,679 don't know. It depends on how big the car is. 212 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,480 My jeep, my sheets fly befold, fly back, full back, 213 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,159 and there is an air mattress specifically for my jeep, 214 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:51,440 so I'm still good to go. I could have jeep sex. 215 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,440 Dear Nikki, I thought i'd share a story from college 216 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,799 that gave me an insane number of first in one 217 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,759 single night. I met Don and Leo, not their real names, 218 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,960 and a semi underground l g b T support club 219 00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:09,919 at my UNI. I known I was by since I 220 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:12,679 was four and was desperate to finally hook up with 221 00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:16,919 girls now that my controlling parents weren't breathing down my neck. 222 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,279 I was twenty, trying to play a cool and not 223 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,080 look like a total pervert. I was one, meaning though 224 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,000 I was literally the only woman who showed up, devastated, 225 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,039 surrounded my hot guise who assumed I had zero interest. 226 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,600 Then these two approached me. Don and Leo were bisexual 227 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:39,000 couple who had been shouted down before for not being 228 00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:43,399 gay enough. They loved it that I loudly insisted that 229 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,039 I was by and didn't care who had a problem 230 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:51,320 with it. We clicked instantly, flirted hard, and all admitted 231 00:14:51,639 --> 00:14:54,720 we were both attracted to one another. I went back 232 00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:58,159 to them to their dorm suite. They moved fast. Within 233 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,679 a minute, my shirt was off, I was making out 234 00:15:00,679 --> 00:15:04,080 with Leo, and Don was on his knees sucking Leo's cock. 235 00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:08,879 Another minute, we were all naked, Don alternating between Leo's 236 00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:11,960 cock in my pussy with his mouth. Then he slapped 237 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,639 my ass and declared okay, she's wet enough. Leo grabbed 238 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,080 my hips, lifted me and slammed me unto me while 239 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:21,559 Don fingered my ass and made out with his boyfriend 240 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,080 over my shoulder. Anal had literally never crossed my mind, 241 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,480 but I was too turned on to stop him. Don 242 00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:34,879 added a second finger and finally gasped, Don, what's that for? 243 00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:37,879 He kissed me hard. We're getting you for ready for later, 244 00:15:38,679 --> 00:15:43,480 like Anol, Leo slow, distrusting, only if you want, We 245 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:48,159 won't force you. Don's really good, really gentle I was nervous, 246 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:51,559 but the idea of refusing at that point felt impossible. 247 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,799 I asked if we could do other things. First, I'd 248 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,279 never been with two guys. They were perfect. Switched me 249 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,120 to all fours. Don fucked me from behind while I 250 00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:04,799 sucked Leo too. I made them both come. They swapped. 251 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,960 Leo ate his boyfriends, come out of me insane, then 252 00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:12,519 fucked me again. After round two, I knelt and practiced 253 00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:15,600 sucking two cocks at once until they both came down 254 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,799 my throat a third time, the hottest thing I'd ever seen. 255 00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:22,279 Leo laid me on my back, slid into me missionary, 256 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,480 and Don entered Leo from behind effectively fucking both of 257 00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:30,320 us with one thrust. I couldn't believe I was part 258 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:35,039 of that chain. Finally, Leo stood, picked me up, impaled 259 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:38,000 me on his cock, and Don came behind me. He 260 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,519 went slow and gentle. His prep paid off. It felt strange, 261 00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:46,440 but not painful. They found the most perfect rhythm, rocking 262 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,639 me back and forth between them. After three loads each earlier, 263 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,399 they lasted forever. I lost count of my own orgasms 264 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:58,480 suspended between these two strong, dominant men. When they finished, 265 00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:02,000 I was jelly and kept blacking out. The next morning, 266 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:04,079 I woke up on the common room couch under a 267 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:07,559 blanket closed newly folded a glass of water beside me. 268 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,799 Absolute gentlemen. I cleaned my own mess off their furniture 269 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:16,640 before I left. One night, first couple, two guys, first threesome, 270 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:21,799 first anal, first double blow job, first double penetration, and 271 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:26,200 I'm still chasing that high. Brenda, Brenda, you are one 272 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,400 lucky bitch. I'm just gonna say it. That is the 273 00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:34,119 Unicorn College of hookups. I think I'm just saying I 274 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,799 like the way that we're respectful and skilled. Leff, you 275 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:42,400 water a blanket. That is the ultimate gentlemen. And you 276 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,240 got two of them, you really hit the jackpot. You know. 277 00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:50,640 It reminds me of I was on a cruise. I 278 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,559 got a last minute deal week before last like the 279 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:57,079 week before Thanksgiving, Like I got it on a Friday. 280 00:17:57,279 --> 00:18:01,599 I flew out on Sunday kind of thing, and I 281 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,759 did nothing but read smut books this whole Chris, because 282 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:09,319 I've been to the islands multiple times, so I really 283 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,640 just stayed on kind of the ship and just read 284 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,000 dirty smut books the whole week. It was amazing. And 285 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:20,440 I will not but admit, but I will admit that 286 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,599 I may have read a bunch of reverse harem books, 287 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:29,119 because that's what this type of story is typically called. 288 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:33,880 But mine sometimes had three or five. One of them 289 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,839 had five, So it gets kind of chaotic, and you 290 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,000 do end up reading from all point of views and 291 00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:42,160 you tend to get lost and blah blah blah blah. 292 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,160 But the sex is kind of off chart, plots really 293 00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:50,039 thick and very very extreme. But hey, they are out there. 294 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:53,160 So if you want to read some reverse harem ladies, 295 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:57,079 that's the term multiple men doing multiple things like Brenda 296 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:58,559 got to do. We can all live in our own 297 00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:02,400 fantasy world. Brenda did you ever hook up with Don 298 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,119 and Leo again? Was it truly a one night legend? Stand? 299 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,480 That would have to be? I mean, how would you 300 00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:10,359 do another one night stand after that? I mean you 301 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,799 would have to really go into it, though, open minded 302 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,640 that that is never going to happen again. I mean, 303 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,000 that is the ultimate one night stand, right though. I 304 00:19:21,279 --> 00:19:25,079 think I'd want to repeat performance. Just saying I would want, 305 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,839 I'd have to ten years later or however long it's been. 306 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,519 Do you still think about that night when you masturbate? 307 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,519 I bet you do. I mean you really don't have 308 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:36,480 a chance With the question, I'm gonna answer for you yes, 309 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:41,440 and yes and three times a day. Yes. And did 310 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,680 you ever get to take off first girl the same 311 00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:47,519 level of fireworks? So did you ever get to have 312 00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:50,720 like the same kind of situation with two women? You know? 313 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,240 And was it just as good as being with two men? 314 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,559 But different? You know it can be just as good 315 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:59,839 but always different, you know. Just saying question to you, 316 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,880 is this who has the best college threesome story? Before today? 317 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,920 I think Brenda just really raised the bar. I would 318 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,200 not even just say the worst college threesome. I would 319 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,680 say first time hook up, because this was. I mean, 320 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,799 we have had almost six years of this, and we've 321 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:24,440 had some really good threesomes, but I mean, this is 322 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,599 off the charge. This and like I said, this reminded 323 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,480 me of all the smut I read for a week 324 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,119 and by girls here, you know where are my girl? 325 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,559 He's out there? How many of you have showed up 326 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:38,039 to an LGBT club hoping for girls but left with 327 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:42,799 two guys instead? No judgment here. We don't judge here, 328 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,400 but I would like to know more about it. I 329 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,839 can't be the only one that's lusting After this thought, 330 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:53,039 Danny ge, I find myself completely hypnotized watching my partner 331 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,480 take a big, long dick and balls deep and pussy 332 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:00,680 while I was locked in chastity, a helpless, cut cold, 333 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,599 forced to watch without touching, Or so I thought. This 334 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,079 happened on a Friday night a month ago. My partner 335 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,960 was getting fucked sentenceless in a hotel room by her bull, 336 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,880 while I sat caged in the corner, a full month, locked, 337 00:21:14,079 --> 00:21:17,960 no sex, no release, year after year of the same cycle. 338 00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:21,119 I was so lost staring at them, I didn't even 339 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,759 notice you kneel beside me, whispering those honey sweet teasing 340 00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:28,160 words right into my ear until you snapped your fingers 341 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,839 and broke the trance. You like watching, don't you? You burred? 342 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,359 See how good he fills her. You wish that was 343 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,839 you up there, don't you? Then click, the cage came off, 344 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,039 the image of them faded. All I could do is 345 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:47,000 focus on you. You parted your stalking clad thighs, placed 346 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,119 your naked, dripping pussy on my mouth, and I devoured you. 347 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:55,680 You came over and over, soaking my face, feeding me 348 00:21:55,799 --> 00:21:59,680 while you're lust while I drowned in mine. You reminded 349 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,279 me of the clock was ticking, that freedom was temporary. 350 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,119 You held the cage, notice the puddle of prey come 351 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,480 and ordered, jerk yourself. I want to see you. The 352 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:13,480 cage practically slid off of how lad I was. One 353 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,119 touch of my own hand A month after felt electric. 354 00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:21,079 You wrapped your fingers around my vienie, aching cock, teasing 355 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:25,200 the head, controlling every stroke. Then you hit a trigger phrase, 356 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,839 fuck me just as hard as she's getting fucked. Weeks 357 00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:33,000 of denial, all that pent up frustration, you went for 358 00:22:33,079 --> 00:22:36,160 it yourself. You dropped your knees and took me deep 359 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,400 in your mouth, moaned around my cock until I was growling, 360 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:43,319 fucking your face. You stood bent over the bed right 361 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:47,559 beside them. They practically vanished from my awareness. You looked 362 00:22:47,559 --> 00:22:52,119 back and backed Fuck me, Please, fuck me like you 363 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:57,400 mean it. One thrust, I was buried inside you. You screamed, clenched, 364 00:22:57,799 --> 00:23:01,960 creamed instantly. I fucked you like a man possessed, hair pulling, 365 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:06,359 skin slapping, filthy, dirty talk. You came again and again, 366 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,640 biting the pillows, squirting down your thighs. Your orgasm dragged 367 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,359 mine out of me. I pumped rope after rope deep 368 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,920 inside you while you milked every drop. We collapsed, panting. 369 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,839 My partner looked over with a smirk. Looks like you 370 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:26,119 had fun. I grinned cock, already hardening. We're just getting started. 371 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,559 The four of us spent the rest of the night 372 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:34,039 tangled together, moans, curses, orgasms, echoing until sunrise, A once 373 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:39,200 in a lifetime eruption after month or years locked, I've 374 00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:44,599 lived off that memory forever. A hello, A again, how 375 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,599 are we? You are certainly sexy? You know how to write. 376 00:23:49,519 --> 00:23:52,839 I love, as we all know. I find it a 377 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,079 chef's kiss and a compliment. As Darcy always tells me, 378 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,519 I should that somebody will write in and have me 379 00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:02,559 in a van to say I've had years of it, 380 00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:07,160 it's still very surreal for me, it is, so I 381 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,640 appreciate when you guys do do it. I'm blushing. I 382 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,160 don't know if anybody can tell. So I have a 383 00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:16,720 question for you. Actually, couple wouldn't be me if I 384 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:21,039 didn't have couple right when you wrote this? Was this 385 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,319 a good jerk off fantasy scripted for me a star 386 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,079 or did you already have it written or did you 387 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,359 write it with me in mind? Like was it fresh 388 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,640 or did you adapt it for me? That's kind of 389 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,079 like a well, no, no difference either way. You know 390 00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:37,319 I like it either way basically, is what I'm saying. 391 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,759 After a month locked, How long did it actually in 392 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:44,279 your head as you wrote this? Because you know, we 393 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,920 as creators, we always have a picture in our mind. 394 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,400 So as you're writing this and you're writing this scene out, 395 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,680 how long do you think you lasted? Ten seconds? Five? 396 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:00,000 You know your partner did she get jealous watching absolute 397 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,599 destroying someone else me? Or do you think she was 398 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,559 happy in chearing you on or him? You know you 399 00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:10,559 didn't really mention a sex there, so we don't want 400 00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:15,119 to you know your partner, I should say, right, my 401 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,079 chastity subs out there? How many days weeks in your 402 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,079 current or lot was your current or longest lock up? 403 00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:26,039 And just a full month? And then apparently broke the 404 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,200 sound barrier? You don't how long did it? You know? 405 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,000 I want to know after he came out of chastity? 406 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:32,759 How long did it take you? For my hot lives 407 00:25:32,759 --> 00:25:36,480 and keyholders? Would you ever let someone like me borrow 408 00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:39,400 your sub in a room for a release or is 409 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,359 that crossing the line for you? Finally, who wants to 410 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,599 volunteer to write the version where Ninky gets to keep 411 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,759 the key next time? I'd like that been a keyholder 412 00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:54,599 only once, maybe twice. It'd be interesting to be one again, 413 00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:58,720 dare you? I knew you'd come the instant that keycard 414 00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:02,240 left my fingers and onto your palm. Your skin was 415 00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:05,519 forever hot against mine, A tremmor running through your hand 416 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,759 you couldn't handle. When I leaned in my lips, brushing 417 00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:12,680 this yell of the air I'm breathed, Room five twelve, 418 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,279 He'll knock The tiny helpless sound you made in your 419 00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:21,519 throat tasted like surrender, so made you wait until your 420 00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:25,079 balls ached. John's mouth was already on me when you 421 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,160 eased the door open, his tongue lashing slow, filthy circles 422 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,160 round my clip while I kept my thighs clamped around 423 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,240 his ears. The room was thick with the wet, obscene 424 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,640 sounds of him drinking me down, my own slick coating 425 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,160 of his lips and chin until they gleamed. Air smell 426 00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:46,000 like crushed jasmine from my perfume sweat, and the sharp 427 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:51,319 animal tang of my cunt. Heedy, dizzing, impossible to escape. 428 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,960 I felt you standing there. I felt you before I 429 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,799 saw you. The heat of your stairs scorched across my 430 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,119 skin like a physical touch. When I finally let my 431 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,240 eyes slid open, I found you, pressing against the wall. 432 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,319 Your pupils were black, your chest heaving so hard I 433 00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:11,319 could see it from across the room. Your hand was 434 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,039 already grinding against your ridge, and your jeans knuckles white, 435 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,119 like you were trying to punish yourself how badly you 436 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,519 needed this. I came with your name locked behind my teeth. 437 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:26,759 Mark's tongue buried deep inside me, my spine snapped into 438 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:31,640 a low bow, thighs shaking violently around his head. A raw, 439 00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:35,200 guttural crying, ripping out of me as I flooded his mouth. 440 00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:39,640 The aftershocks pulsed so hard I felt them in my teeth. 441 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:43,400 Only then did I smile at you, lazy and wicked, 442 00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:47,519 lips swollen, shining with my spit and my own taste. 443 00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:50,880 John flipped me like I weighed nothing. The blunt, thick 444 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,680 head of his cock dragged through my soak folds once twice. 445 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,400 Then he slammed home in one brutal stroke. The stretch 446 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,240 burned so good. I screamed, nails raking down his back heels, 447 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,000 digging into the mattress. Every thrust shoved the air from 448 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,519 my lungs in wet, broken moans, I could hear how 449 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,160 drenched I was. Lwed rhythmic slaps echoing off the walls, 450 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:19,000 my arousal dripping down his balls, smearing across both our thighs. 451 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,599 But I never stopped watching you. I watched your belt 452 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:27,359 clutter open, watched your cock spring free, flushed, dark and angry, 453 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,960 and beat a pre comb, already trembling at the slit. 454 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,559 When you wrapped your fist around yourself and started stroking 455 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:36,960 in time with John's punishing rhythm, I swear. My cunt 456 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:40,039 clenched so hard. John cursed, and I almost lost it 457 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:45,480 right there. Touch yourself harder, I rasped, bush shuddered. Show 458 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:48,759 me how fucking desperate you are. You obeyed like a man, 459 00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:52,640 possessed your hips, jerked into your own grip, breathe, hitching 460 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,359 and sharp, ragged sobs. The scent of your arousal hit 461 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,680 me even from ten peet away salt and skin, raw want, 462 00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:04,920 and it made me fear. I ground down on John's cock, 463 00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:07,599 riding him in reverse, so you had the perfect view 464 00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:11,960 of him disappearing into me, over and over my lips, 465 00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:16,720 gripping him on every filthy side. Look at him, John growled, 466 00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:20,079 fingers bruising my hips as he fucked up into me viciously. 467 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,200 Look at him losing his fucking mind while I wreck 468 00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:28,039 your little cunt. Yes, fuck yes, I sobbed, tears of 469 00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:32,279 overstimulation pricking my eyes. He loves watching you ruin me, 470 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:36,920 don't you? Baby? Your broken groan was enough answer. I 471 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,720 came screaming the inter all spasmy so hard. I dragged 472 00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:44,160 John over the edge with me. I felt every pulse 473 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,839 of his release, thick, scalding flooding me. Until it leaked 474 00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:51,839 out around his cock and ran in warm rivets down 475 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,319 my thighs. You followed a heartbeat later, head thrown back, 476 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,400 throat bare comes, streaking in a messy ropes across your 477 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,119 fist and stomach while you're my knees buckled the side alone, 478 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,920 almost pulled another orgasm from my over sensitive body. But 479 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,759 I wasn't done. I slid off John like that he 480 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,640 was nothing more than a toy I'd used up come, 481 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,160 still dripping down my legs and slow obscene trails. My 482 00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:19,960 skin was fever hot, slick with sweat glowing. I walked 483 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,960 to you barefoot across the carpet and dropped to my 484 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,839 knees in the bottle of your release without hesitation. You 485 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,000 were still twitching, half hard and aching. I like to 486 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,759 stripe up the underside of your cock, slow and reverent, 487 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,359 tasting salt and skin and faint bitterness of your cum. 488 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,559 Then I took you deep, deeper than I should have 489 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,519 been possible, with my throat raw from screaming, hollowing, my cheeks, 490 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,720 humming until the vibration made your hips chirk helplessly. I 491 00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:53,799 worshiped you fifteen minutes, endless of wet suction, swirling tongue, soft, 492 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,440 greedy moans muffled around your shaft. I traced every veins, 493 00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:59,960 suck the head until your bray com coated my tongue 494 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:04,440 like honey. Let drool and your spend drip off my 495 00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:08,400 chin onto my tits, because I wanted you to see 496 00:31:08,519 --> 00:31:11,519 how filthy it was for you. When I finally pulled 497 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:14,119 off with a wet pop, your cock was shining with 498 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,440 my spit and throbbing against your stomach again. But I 499 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,000 didn't let you come. I wanted you aching, I wanted 500 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000 you ruined. I rose on, shaking legs, pressed my swollen 501 00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:27,119 lips to yours, and let you taste all three of 502 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,079 us on my tongue next time, I whispered, biting your 503 00:31:31,079 --> 00:31:34,160 bottom lip hard enough to bruce. You're going to be 504 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,640 the one balls deep in me while I watched you 505 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,559 who make me scrap. Then I turned and crawled back 506 00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:42,000 to the bed, curled into the sheets that smelled like 507 00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:45,559 sex and sen. I listened to you leave, undremmaling legs. 508 00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,920 I smiled into the dark because I knew. I knew 509 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:52,160 you were already halfway down the hall. Hands shoved into 510 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,759 your pants again, chasing a second, dry, desperate orgasm into 511 00:31:56,759 --> 00:31:59,440 the memory of my mouth on you and another man's 512 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,599 come still leaking out of me. Sleep well, baby, your 513 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:09,759 mind now. So, like I said after the one before, 514 00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:12,599 I love when things are written for me and we're 515 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:16,960 getting them quite often. So I kind of did something today. Actually, 516 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,880 before I left, I did this. This is my answer 517 00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:23,960 to Room five twelve, which aired in November nineteenth. So 518 00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:29,440 if you want to hear that person's vision or like 519 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,200 they're right for me, not. This is not gonna be 520 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,880 an ongoing thing. This is not something I'm gonna keep 521 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,759 a where the st our story keeps going. So this 522 00:32:37,839 --> 00:32:39,680 is it. This is not You're not gonna have another 523 00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:43,160 whatever for me. I just wanted to have a little 524 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,400 cheeky fun so this was This is it. So this 525 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,960 isn't a letter. This is something I wrote and kind 526 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,799 of how if you're not part of Patreon or if 527 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:56,119 you're not listening over on Apple sub subscription and also 528 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,839 over on Spreaker, which I know Spraaker, I need to 529 00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:01,599 put your stuff up. I just need to figure out 530 00:33:01,599 --> 00:33:06,160 how to do it without it being one giant mass drop. 531 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,599 So I think what I mightna have to do is 532 00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:10,599 what I had to do with apples. Same thing over there, 533 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,839 because I already have was like seventy something episodes in 534 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,480 so I had to just start from that day and 535 00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:18,599 schedule amount, so you'll be behind, but you will get them. 536 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:22,759 The only ones I'll probably drop as Patreon gets them 537 00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:26,640 is the ones that are holidays Pacific, so that way, 538 00:33:26,759 --> 00:33:31,480 like in August, you're not getting a Christmas episode or 539 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,759 something like that. I think this is a perfect place 540 00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:39,960 to stop for the day. Today we proved that after 541 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,519 twenty years of marriage you can still edge each other 542 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:46,400 on the freeway like teenagers, that one perfect college night 543 00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:50,200 can give you a gift of every sexual first and 544 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:53,440 a single eight hour blur, and that four weeks of 545 00:33:53,559 --> 00:33:58,039 chastity can turn a man into a human jackhammer the 546 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:02,960 second someone whispers fuck me like she's getting fuck. I 547 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,240 love all these stories today, I really do. They were 548 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,960 both filthy, tender, reckless, respectful. They had all the drippings 549 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,719 of all the things that I like. I am definitely 550 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:18,119 sitting here sweating. My heart's always polping. I'm very blushy today, 551 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,760 so I hope you enjoyed this. My dms are always 552 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,840 open for suggestions, stories, or whatever else. And before you 553 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,239 do cuss at me for not giving the answer. It's 554 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,840 a carrot that you're giving a snowman for a nose. 555 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,400 That was the answer to your riddle, So if you 556 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,440 guessed it, let me know. I hope you're enjoying them, 557 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:43,440 because I really am enjoying these ending closing Hello, lover, 558 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,599 why won't we go back to a hotel, maybe leave 559 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:52,159 a keycart it's someone we find attractive, or maybe find 560 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:56,360 somebody else that we know. So when we continually talk 561 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,840 about what do you think? I really want to know? 562 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:05,440 And until the next time, Ladies and gentlemen, have a 563 00:35:05,519 --> 00:35:07,280 fucking fabulous week.