Speaker 1: Must start, must start.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, well get mean.
Speaker 3: Fight.
Speaker 1: Instead it starts with okay, so one thing I do
Speaker 1: blow guys doesn't matter. I'm not even by such thick
Speaker 1: heart in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Make his dick come.
Speaker 1: All I know is I like man, not women come
Speaker 1: as a valuable thing.
Speaker 4: Watching flies by is my penis swings? Watch my ass
Speaker 4: bounce at the end of the day. Because I'm really gay,
Speaker 4: It's unreal.
Speaker 1: I am big homo. Why go right down throat?
Speaker 3: Why does go right down my tight throat?
Speaker 5: So I went to a I went to Palm Springs
Speaker 5: over the weekend with some friends of our with Lincoln Park,
Speaker 5: with Lincoln Park, and I said, we stopped off at
Speaker 5: seven eleven and that's what's that song?
Speaker 4: Like I Wanna get Away?
Speaker 5: And I was with Gabby and we were getting like drinks,
Speaker 5: like just like seven eleven drinks. And she turns to
Speaker 5: me and she goes, I am so fucking gay.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that's fucking brilliant, that's so obvious. But
Speaker 4: why are you telling me this?
Speaker 3: She doesn't watch the show.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's just it's just it's just happened.
Speaker 4: I think we are, like it's mind virus.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 3: The woke mind virus.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 4: I keep getting tagged in new Instagram people that that
Speaker 4: are like, I'm a metal musician and I'm getting no views.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Make gay shit now because I keep seeing this gay
Speaker 4: shit blowing up and I'm so happy. I like, I
Speaker 4: I was just like, I've never cared about being responsible
Speaker 4: for a wave of something happening, but I'm actually really
Speaker 4: proud of this because it's the stupidest ship and it
Speaker 4: and it warms my heart when they're and I see
Speaker 4: the comment every once in a while the person that
Speaker 4: hates it, they're like, this is the stupidest fucking ship ever, like,
Speaker 4: and it just it makes me so happy because then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, all these people like jump in
Speaker 4: and say, yeah, fucking straight, You're so fucking straight, dude.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: So now Gabby out of nowhere, just with no prompt,
Speaker 4: no just just.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe. I was like, I thought it was
Speaker 3: what you guys were saying.
Speaker 4: I was like, what why waight wrong?
Speaker 1: Reality?
Speaker 5: We're really bothered. Me was that it was just such
Speaker 5: an obvious one like it was it was like, oh,
Speaker 5: of course, like, why why did we not think of that?
Speaker 5: It's so perfect?
Speaker 3: What the thing is this? Right?
Speaker 1: I feel like people have always been making gay parodies?
Speaker 3: Is that no one?
Speaker 1: Oh of course come to everyone's like how it'd be
Speaker 1: funny if I was what a song I've alos thought
Speaker 1: of that would be fucking gay this So it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this song would be fun if he said.
Speaker 5: Something in the car, like when you were driving home
Speaker 5: or like when you know you're on the bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember it.
Speaker 4: Want to be clear, like I don't, I didn't know never,
Speaker 4: I would never. Yeah, I would never claim that we
Speaker 4: started this because that's silly.
Speaker 1: But we take we took it to the main stream.
Speaker 1: We definitely, we definitely see how we helped to get
Speaker 1: to the main stream. You took it more seriously than people, that's.
Speaker 4: The thing, because like come Town the podcast, like Nick
Speaker 4: Mullen for example, would do this type of stuff off
Speaker 4: the cuff a lot of times. Yeah, but would never actually,
Speaker 4: you know, he's never recorded a song, he's never done
Speaker 4: gadioactive Like.
Speaker 5: Like it's just so the idea of song parody in general.
Speaker 5: It's like Weird Alix are the first person to do
Speaker 5: song parody. This is the first person to do it.
Speaker 1: Seriously, Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 4: Every once while if you look at like even some
Speaker 4: of the most famous celebrities or whatever the fuck, they
Speaker 4: have these uh clips of them talking about this type
Speaker 4: of shit and they all think it's funny. It doesn't
Speaker 4: matter who you are, what age you are. People kind of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, do you remember that.
Speaker 5: It's like it's a controversial video now, which is kind
Speaker 5: of funny to think about it. But like there's that
Speaker 5: roundtable with the comedians where it's like, uh, it's Ricky Gervais, Louis,
Speaker 5: Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: And there Ricky Jervais is talking about this song that
Speaker 5: he heard some guy playing it on like a beach
Speaker 5: in Santa Monica or something.
Speaker 3: I might be making up the location, but this is
Speaker 3: the story is true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's talking about how he was singing a song
Speaker 5: called sitting on a cock because I'm gay instead of
Speaker 5: sitting on a rock by the bay by the.
Speaker 1: Bay, Yeah, something like that. And they were all laughing, like.
Speaker 5: These storis just laughing at the dumbest fucking possible.
Speaker 4: It's the stupidest shit ever. It reminds me of I was.
Speaker 4: I was guys as much as pretty much everybody thinks.
Speaker 4: The Insane Clown Posse.
Speaker 6: Are just you know, you know, they're a little they're
Speaker 6: all loopy. They did that how young, I don't know
Speaker 6: how young it was, but they did that slim anus
Speaker 6: thing where they're making fun of Eminem. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: because they had they were beefing for a while and it.
Speaker 1: Was the dumbest ship.
Speaker 4: But it was also funny because of just how fucking
Speaker 4: stupid it was, where it's just a song about Eminem
Speaker 4: being gay.
Speaker 1: The fact that insane, the fact that Insane Clown Posse
Speaker 1: and like afro Man have beat to Eminem is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Two like these motherfuckers are nowhere in the caliber of
Speaker 1: artists to ever even stand near Eminem is like Eminem
Speaker 1: is like undeniably he's not top five for me, undeniably
Speaker 1: top ten one of the greatest hip hop artists.
Speaker 3: Without any doubt.
Speaker 1: And afro Man's like, oh I think you're lame, And
Speaker 1: it's like afromn go throw yourself off a bridge with
Speaker 1: Magnat No one thinks about him ever, like Magma and
Speaker 1: then hard and it Burn.
Speaker 4: And just yeah, I didn't even hear that I thought
Speaker 4: there was a superhero when you said it, afro Man.
Speaker 3: Is a superhero.
Speaker 7: I was going to clean my rule, but then I
Speaker 7: got high.
Speaker 3: Well three fifth said, uh, like, how did these people start?
Speaker 3: These BEA's in the verse place?
Speaker 1: I don't know how what happened, but people say shots
Speaker 1: at people go on interviews and they get shots stung
Speaker 1: at them, and the people are eminems like, what the I'm.
Speaker 4: The cloud posse they're from They're both from Detroit, so
Speaker 4: at least I understand there was a little bit of
Speaker 4: turf thing going on. But I'm pretty sure I am
Speaker 4: imagining that. I could be wrong, but I would just
Speaker 4: imagine that Eminem probably said something first because they're clowns,
Speaker 4: which should be expected, wouldn't you, Like, shouldn't you not
Speaker 4: be offended when you're a fucking clown? Like why would
Speaker 4: you be mad about anybody's saying anything about you? Drugglers?
Speaker 3: They're not the same kind of creature. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I do want to go. I've been wanting to go
Speaker 1: to the gathering the jugglers for a long time. I
Speaker 1: think you think you want to go, I mean you
Speaker 1: want to see that. I think you think you want
Speaker 1: to go, Well, have you been I've been to a festival.
Speaker 1: I think you think you want to go. I think
Speaker 1: you think that I think in your mind you think
Speaker 1: you want to feel like assaulted. What happened. It was
Speaker 1: just terrible. Yeah, it smelled like fucking fag and piss.
Speaker 1: There was a bunch of like fucking the white girls,
Speaker 1: white people with dreadlocks that were just disgusting. It was,
Speaker 1: it was, It.
Speaker 4: Was just so Yeah, I just want to see them
Speaker 4: up personally.
Speaker 1: It was like a bunch of factories that have been
Speaker 1: don't even like hot fact chicks.
Speaker 4: They were like they're sloppy, They're mid Western sloppy, just
Speaker 4: like this is just like sloppy Joe.
Speaker 1: It was just like everything I disliked about, Like really
Speaker 1: I disliked about where I was. Froblem was there and
Speaker 1: I was, but this is making me so upset. See
Speaker 1: that makes me want to go more. Like I was
Speaker 1: scared to smoke the weed there because you know that,
Speaker 1: you know that it is laced to the high heavens.
Speaker 1: Smoke that ship, you'll turn into the joker. You start
Speaker 1: giggling and you'll fucking do the fucking gambell laugh. There's
Speaker 1: no way gone the.
Speaker 3: New Jerker movie. Yeah, I could care less.
Speaker 4: Really, I get care less.
Speaker 1: It looks kind of good. I don't want a sequel
Speaker 1: to that movie is so good.
Speaker 3: I agree, I understand.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's here.
Speaker 4: It looks you know, it looks like it's just generally
Speaker 4: I like Lady Gaga a lot. I think she's a
Speaker 4: great artist. I think it's gonna be I think it's
Speaker 4: gonna be interesting. I don't care.
Speaker 5: There's a five minute in the middle of the trailer
Speaker 5: where Arthur is like biting his foreskin.
Speaker 3: Off, like gnawing at all, but like with no music.
Speaker 3: I could I couldn't even deliver that with that.
Speaker 1: It's like there's like there's like a crescendo in the
Speaker 1: beginning of it, and he's just gnawing his dick off,
Speaker 1: and by the time he's done, his biggest like an elbow.
Speaker 5: What if the reason circumcision is a tradition is because naturally,
Speaker 5: before society even was a thing, humans naturally off the
Speaker 5: foreskin and we lost that.
Speaker 1: But I think about the fact that my dick had
Speaker 1: a whole extra part, and I just can't believe that
Speaker 1: was possible.
Speaker 5: It's kind of crazy, right, It's like I kind of
Speaker 5: don't believe because that I'm I'm an amputee. Yeah, theoretically,
Speaker 5: I like, why shouldn't I get like am is, what
Speaker 5: do you say.
Speaker 1: A female circumcisision? What do you a female circumcision?
Speaker 3: A female circumcision?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awful. Is that where they like scoop the
Speaker 1: pussy out?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Actually what are they like? They like cut off the glitterists.
Speaker 1: Really it's really barbaric.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's all barbaric quite frankly, it's it's
Speaker 3: kind of yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, definitely, but something about that seems so much.
Speaker 3: More not nice.
Speaker 4: You know why. You know, the reason you think that
Speaker 4: is because we're using the other thing is crazy. It
Speaker 4: really as wild and he's just like, oh hello child,
Speaker 4: oh you were just born. Especially some rabbis like they, dude.
Speaker 3: That is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait what yeah yeah, yeah, they put their lips on.
Speaker 5: This is not this sounds like we're joking, but like
Speaker 5: this it's a very real practice where rabbis and I'm
Speaker 5: probably probably pretty so honestly, uh will like to stem
Speaker 5: the bleeding.
Speaker 1: They will suck the peeb Yeah.
Speaker 4: And and there was actually a herpes outbreak in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because these rabbis were baby. They were giving herpes to
Speaker 4: fucking baby. Yeah, damn, dude, talk about a fucking gnat one.
Speaker 1: But it's in it, Like I just yeah, it's a.
Speaker 5: Bad role on life if you just like come out
Speaker 5: of the womb and then three days later.
Speaker 1: God damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people, people look a man, it's at this point
Speaker 4: nobody should be surprised by anything religious.
Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, look at him.
Speaker 4: He's he's like meditating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I mean he's he's trauma Maxed. Right, did
Speaker 1: you just learn did you just learn about this? Yes?
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 1: He's Trauma Maxing really almost used the oar. And in
Speaker 1: the fucking New movie where he was fighting them and
Speaker 1: his eyes turned green and he started to fucking up
Speaker 1: vegeta room up almost got so bad this room exploded.
Speaker 1: It's crazy is that the parents are just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you're not that's your you're fucking you're fucking around.
Speaker 4: But dude, I tried to respect but they really are
Speaker 4: just chill about it. The elderly fellow, I just sucked
Speaker 4: on my baby's peepee yeah, and they're like cool, bless him.
Speaker 1: I try to be respectful to religion. He tried because
Speaker 1: I I I I learned some good things from religious studies.
Speaker 1: I learned some things that I I I good things
Speaker 1: from comic books. So oh yeah, no, absolutely know you
Speaker 1: learned good things from various forms. You know, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that I don't respect comic books.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I like them, but I just don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't give it no grand deal. I don't put
Speaker 1: on a pedestal, is what I'm saying. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: learned some good lescens from comics.
Speaker 4: I used to come on all my comics. I mean,
Speaker 4: you had you on some of them, like Whenever, Power
Speaker 4: Girls this.
Speaker 1: Well, the fact is that, like, yeah, I get it,
Speaker 1: he said you had to like you got a cup
Speaker 1: on Power Girl when the.
Speaker 4: Power Girl Catwoman's a ton of whenever.
Speaker 3: Those Life Held Captain America.
Speaker 1: The idea fix copies of that they're actually just because
Speaker 1: I kept ruining them. The idea of having that comic
Speaker 1: book comed on, Like that's the only page you're flipping
Speaker 1: through the comic and there's one page you're like, it
Speaker 1: shatters because he's comed on it. So the letters, the
Speaker 1: words already and everything.
Speaker 5: Being tried to open up a comic book, and like
Speaker 5: it's a really thick, like like it's like invincible volume whatever.
Speaker 5: You open it and only the covers open because every
Speaker 5: page everything.
Speaker 1: But it's literally like it looks like it's like an
Speaker 1: ice cube almost. How fucking covered and coming is this slick?
Speaker 1: You can crack it whatever and it shatters. I kind
Speaker 1: of want to.
Speaker 4: I would love to funk around like that and just
Speaker 4: get like maybe candle wax or something. And it's have
Speaker 4: people think I came all over my comics.
Speaker 5: That's so distri come dry with the consistency of candle acts.
Speaker 3: God help you. Pushing that ship out must be a venture, dude.
Speaker 1: Hey man, it's it's not too bad when it first
Speaker 1: comes out. It's it's it's it's not as bad as
Speaker 1: you think. You gotta get it all out, though. Don't
Speaker 1: let any of it dry in there, because then you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to think.
Speaker 3: You're kind of like the light sticks.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh.
Speaker 3: Man, yeah, I fell into a cactus at Palm Springs.
Speaker 4: You really how much it hurt?
Speaker 3: Not that bad?
Speaker 4: Are you doing?
Speaker 5: I was drunk off my ass. I don't really remember much,
Speaker 5: but they hurt, you know that.
Speaker 4: No, that's that's news. To me man that I didn't
Speaker 4: know that. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know there are literally you know those are the leaves.
Speaker 1: You know that isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: The little stingers? Those are the little like pricks prickle.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm pretty sure there's stingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you.
Speaker 4: Leaves?
Speaker 3: So those are the leaves of them.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: See, here's the problem is he doesn't know what a
Speaker 3: leaf is.
Speaker 4: Because I don't. Let's up the mount.
Speaker 1: No. Literally, they are those, Yeah, that's what they are.
Speaker 1: You think that they're just they're just shaved like that,
Speaker 1: because that's how it is.
Speaker 3: A leaf can't be thin. It's like a definition of
Speaker 3: the leaf.
Speaker 1: That's not Why why is that true?
Speaker 5: Because if you look up leaf in the dictionary, it
Speaker 5: says cannot be a spike first definition number one, number one.
Speaker 3: That's spike. Anything that's not a spike and tank would
Speaker 3: be a leaf.
Speaker 1: Wait, anything, person and a dog, a camera could all
Speaker 1: be a leaf.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean why not another word for nown a
Speaker 4: non spiked noun.
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Speaker 3: I started talking to somebody to like some some crazy
Speaker 3: good artists that this.
Speaker 1: Artist might be a person you guys know that makes content.
Speaker 1: It might be happen all right away. You're probably gonna
Speaker 1: actually they're gonna figure it out now. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: figure outright, I'll see see I'm gonna look like that's
Speaker 1: like maybe three people that applies to anyway. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: fucking nerd.
Speaker 3: So Biden fell down the stairs and he's now he's
Speaker 3: not and he's not the president anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm still the president.
Speaker 3: Someone, dar, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Someone dared to do a backflip.
Speaker 4: He did it the Grand Canyon and he just he
Speaker 4: did it. He stuffed the landing, but he scuffed his uh,
Speaker 4: scuffed his shoes, and he was really sad about it,
Speaker 4: so he.
Speaker 1: Dropped out of the race. The idea of Doe Biden
Speaker 1: doing a back flip off the grand cake, it's so
Speaker 1: insane to me.
Speaker 3: He's doing a gainer off the grand case.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, good night.
Speaker 5: He lands on his legs and he walks up the
Speaker 5: hill and he's three feet shorter, and like.
Speaker 3: He does the back foot.
Speaker 1: He lands, but he's like not on anything, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh God, I forgot I gotta walk back on here.
Speaker 1: Why you got so tall? What happened? Everybody grow? Everybody
Speaker 1: grow while I fell. He just turned the little person
Speaker 1: version of himself, like he just he happens and his
Speaker 1: arms come in his head. He's just a little He
Speaker 1: just lands so much force. He just little persons.
Speaker 5: I think if it's funny if his arms are still
Speaker 5: long enough for him to walk on them.
Speaker 1: He's like.
Speaker 4: He's like those street fighters six bills man, when he
Speaker 4: just those monstrosity Johnny Bravo type.
Speaker 1: Goddamn, I haven't been out here years and months and
Speaker 1: days and hours. I fucking can't stop pissing myself.
Speaker 3: My dick is yeah, so so Kamala Harris is now
Speaker 3: or Kamala.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be like a.
Speaker 3: People are weird about uh the pronunciation by that name
Speaker 3: where it's like.
Speaker 5: It's it's what is it again? Because it's all the
Speaker 5: it's all like accent.
Speaker 1: To me.
Speaker 5: It's like called me Christopher and my name is Christopher
Speaker 5: for people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It just kind of feels like Kamala spelled differently. I
Speaker 1: think Kamala is.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's a w WF wrestler it was spelled
Speaker 4: the same kamala, but she'sus Kamala. It's it's technically about
Speaker 4: like say, how say, for example, the name Alex and
Speaker 4: Alex the differences ah and uh. But depending on where
Speaker 4: you're from, like say Alex Patata, since he's from Brazil,
Speaker 4: you're supposed to pronounce it Alex Americans when you deal
Speaker 4: with Alex. Me personally, I don't think it's hard to
Speaker 4: just learn that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I feel like some I think I'm
Speaker 1: starting to learn something though. I thought you are what
Speaker 1: you are, someone that is willing to just respect the
Speaker 1: way people say me. Yeah, I would name name and
Speaker 1: Lena and Elena yeah it damn me the same name,
Speaker 1: but like, oh, my name is Elena, and it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool.
Speaker 4: I want to be fair, though I almost feel like
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm starting to learn that maybe some
Speaker 4: people are having trouble with that and like they really
Speaker 4: their brain just can't hold onto that information and not
Speaker 4: me just being like, oh, you're being disrespectful, because there
Speaker 4: are people professionals that you know, I watch a lot
Speaker 4: of combat sports, and people around around the world have
Speaker 4: crazy names to us, and there are some people that
Speaker 4: are professional, they're they're part of their job is knowing
Speaker 4: their names, and they still fuck them up. And I'm thinking,
Speaker 4: I'm like, is there something that like it can't like
Speaker 4: you've been pre Let's just say, for example, some Asian cultures, right,
Speaker 4: they don't they can't say elle correct like in the
Speaker 4: way that we do because they didn't use it in
Speaker 4: the in their language. So I was thinking, is it
Speaker 4: something like that where some people struggle to say things
Speaker 4: correctly because they're pre they're programmed to say things in
Speaker 4: a specific way. Is that what's happening? Because I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm like, when I hear somebody tell me how
Speaker 4: they say their name, it's like, uh, in Brazil, Jose
Speaker 4: is Jose, So like oh, so I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's Jose. But there's people to this day, one of
Speaker 4: the best fucking featherweights in the UFC, Jose Aldo people.
Speaker 1: A bunch of people, A bunch of people will call hi.
Speaker 4: Jose and I'm like, dude, like, do you not hear
Speaker 4: his name pronounced every fucking time he's around anything?
Speaker 1: Interviews the fucking announcer Jose. Like, people don't like taking
Speaker 1: the time to relearn things. That's the thing, because the
Speaker 1: already learned things one way, and like I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I think that's how I feel sometimes, But then also
Speaker 4: feel like are they just not is it just not
Speaker 4: connecting no other people?
Speaker 1: It's I think it's simply relearning it because when you
Speaker 1: do that, you have to you have to do more
Speaker 1: work and learning it. And I feel like people a
Speaker 1: people get it's harder for people to learn things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just trying to be fair because my my
Speaker 1: my normal position was to be like a little more
Speaker 1: hospital You'd be like, you guys are being fucking like
Speaker 1: lazy and stupid. But maybe it's for me.
Speaker 5: It's Kamala and Kamala are are so close to me. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and the distinction is so irrelevant. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, Like, it's not like I was saying, can't
Speaker 5: you know, it just feels insane, not like you.
Speaker 1: Care about her either, you know, Yeah, I get that,
Speaker 1: like Steven and Stephen.
Speaker 4: What like Steven and Stephen oh Stefan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say Stephan like like say Stephen
Speaker 1: literally and I'm like, I don't gay, well.
Speaker 3: You mean like step I've seen that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was like what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I guess Oh, like you mean like still a way
Speaker 4: with the pH Yeah, the V.
Speaker 3: So I'm like the V.
Speaker 4: I think that one's more forgivable because even most people
Speaker 4: unless it's something totally different like Stephan like or you know,
Speaker 4: like Stephan, Like, if I hear again that the is different,
Speaker 4: that's the only thing I'll respect, Like say Stephan Stephen Curry.
Speaker 4: It's not Stephen Stephen Curry, it's Stefan. But I've definitely
Speaker 4: that's what they call him.
Speaker 3: But I've seen.
Speaker 4: With V.
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I'm like, why, Like that's
Speaker 1: not how that but what what's the purpose? I I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I.
Speaker 3: Names are weird, dude.
Speaker 1: Names of English language is already a weird one and
Speaker 1: We're like one of the more borderline normal ones I
Speaker 1: think conceptually, so like, you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: We got Barack Obama right, that was completely people didn't
Speaker 4: struggle to say that, which I thought it was gonna
Speaker 4: be like a disaster.
Speaker 1: I'll call a hoose Mobarika lot And I was like,
Speaker 1: that's definitely not who he is, Jose, Barack, that's a
Speaker 1: different person. That's a phone of the person. First I
Speaker 1: heard his name. I was like, for some Readyson Obama
Speaker 1: to say that's bark. In my mind, I was Jose, dude,
Speaker 1: what if what if that's the VP? Who do you
Speaker 1: think the VP is going to be? Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: gonna be, isn't it gonna be.
Speaker 4: Juice to the gills, like you know, like he's gonna
Speaker 4: have like his his his uh, his traps are like
Speaker 4: up to his fucking the top of his viper Mike Pence.
Speaker 3: He comes out fucking cities looking.
Speaker 1: Now, that's because he has the fucking hood on two.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: If he just plays into it, if its going to
Speaker 4: be like a like a Darth role, like a like
Speaker 4: Pin City Darth.
Speaker 3: I saw one thing. I saw one thing where it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh, just fucking with electricity the whole time.
Speaker 5: I saw one thing that that said, like, oh, there's
Speaker 5: rumors that it's gonna be Hillary is a vice president.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you could not throw away a race quicker
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: There's no rumors of that. That's somebody interjecting like the rumors, right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's what a rumor is, though, you know when you
Speaker 1: make up a rumor, a rumor, Yeah, that's literally make
Speaker 1: up rumors are supposed to be, but that's what they are.
Speaker 1: Like the Internet makes that true rumor. The Internet does
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: It just kind of does does it.
Speaker 5: Which, by the way, the quickest way you could ruin
Speaker 5: like any any anything about that campaign is like a
Speaker 5: Hillary clip involved in anyway away from there.
Speaker 1: That that's so stupid, Like the idea of no shot.
Speaker 3: There's no shot that's happening.
Speaker 1: That's fake Internet on what the name Andrew Yang, No,
Speaker 1: he's a fucking loser.
Speaker 4: He started off being kind of cool because he was
Speaker 4: the only one that actually made sense about He's like, oh, man, niggas.
Speaker 4: He like, he straight up he was like he's on niggas.
Speaker 4: He was like niggas, uh, niggas be uh getting uh.
Speaker 1: He was like women be shopping and then I clapped
Speaker 1: and then clap.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he was talking about universal basic income because
Speaker 4: he understand understood that technology is gonna outpace humans one
Speaker 4: day and we're gonna not need to work. And so
Speaker 4: he's like, niggas ain't gonna be working and people are
Speaker 4: gonna need UBI and he's right forbading me. Said that, yeah,
Speaker 4: and he was like, these niggas don't know what the
Speaker 4: fus up nigga, And I was like, I kind of
Speaker 4: like this guy. He's from New York, so he's been
Speaker 4: hanging out with a lot of like.
Speaker 1: Jernie Sanders spoke the way he actually speaks in real life.
Speaker 4: That was crazy.
Speaker 1: He would have won, He would have dumb fat Nigga
Speaker 1: goesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
Speaker 3: Stupid right now, nigga.
Speaker 1: Put the gloves on right now, nigga, and fight me,
Speaker 1: come on right now. Comes out, and then like they're
Speaker 1: like to hold them.
Speaker 3: Back, comes out.
Speaker 1: He has fucking he has ike shorts on with him, honest,
Speaker 1: just like what the fuck is he doing. I still
Speaker 1: think about that.
Speaker 3: I still think about that clip.
Speaker 1: Of him going with the American people are tired of
Speaker 1: women of women full stop. It's so goddamn funny. Dude,
Speaker 1: how oldest he? He's like ninety two now, right, he's
Speaker 1: I think night twelve two. He's old in between twelve
Speaker 1: and ninety two.
Speaker 3: He's in between twelve and ninety two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, old or sure for sure because he was elderly,
Speaker 1: he's probably like he's probably like seventy nine.
Speaker 3: Or seventy, mid seventies.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think he's at least in his early eighties,
Speaker 1: in mid eighties.
Speaker 3: Maybe I think he's younger than Trum.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say seventy nine, but I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's I have no idea. Actually, I think once.
Speaker 4: You get listen with all the respect once you once
Speaker 4: you pass seventy, I don't care.
Speaker 1: How ye this you are one hundred to you're max down.
Speaker 4: He's eighty two two. And then that funny he's older
Speaker 4: than Biden and infinitely sharper.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy, you know it's funny. Right, I
Speaker 1: was having a conversation with my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Right about being gay.
Speaker 1: Right other than that, so that's how it step by
Speaker 1: step with her with that. I can't like give her
Speaker 1: the full into it. I got it. It's like some
Speaker 1: guys are attractively and she's like, I stopped that she
Speaker 1: would disagree, is what do you mean? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny how she was like, because obviously my girlfriend
Speaker 1: is a very left leaning person. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: i'm I'm I'm a. Yeah, of course she's a's a Mexican.
Speaker 1: She's not that insane that she wouldn't be. But the
Speaker 1: idea that it's like, some people have consistently been on
Speaker 1: the right side history, like consistently Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 4: It's consistently but like the right side of history.
Speaker 3: But the idea, did you do something? Don't worry about
Speaker 3: to talk about this off air conversation.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it.
Speaker 3: You don't know who this is.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about his Black Book escapades. We'll do this later.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. Not right now. It's not right now.
Speaker 1: Chess play not just not right now. Okay, maybe later we'll.
Speaker 4: Talk about the chess player who for sure, we'll put
Speaker 4: that aside.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that, like he's like, Wellmala hair
Speaker 1: is like, honey, there's the reason why kame my hair is.
Speaker 1: She's consistently not but on the right history. You know, sure,
Speaker 1: same thing with burn of a fucking Biden, like Biden sucks.
Speaker 1: I hate that guy. But the guy that was a
Speaker 1: racist asshole is just not there anymore. That man is
Speaker 1: not present, that that vessel has been doing it, that
Speaker 1: spirit beyond a long time ago.
Speaker 4: It is kind of, it is kind of, it's it.
Speaker 4: It's the argument of it's insane.
Speaker 1: Are people? Can people redeem themselves?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 4: That is the argument, and mythical nature doesn't want to
Speaker 4: trust people and be like, nah, you're you're gonna pull something,
Speaker 4: You're gonna pull, But I can't. You know, you're right.
Speaker 1: Your people can redeem this. I really understand what they
Speaker 1: did wrong. That's the thing. And I feel like apologians can't.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. They don't have the time to
Speaker 1: get a chance to be able to be like, oh
Speaker 1: I this is wrong.
Speaker 4: So that's the thing I wonder And here's here's it.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. You don't agree, No, no, I do?
Speaker 3: What do you got?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I agree?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's okay. I want to look what
Speaker 1: the is wrong with you? Nothing?
Speaker 3: I agree? What are you talking?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 4: There's nothing?
Speaker 1: Drink your.
Speaker 4: I think he's I think he's grossed out by parasitic dude.
Speaker 4: It's totally gross.
Speaker 3: I start rolling out of your head.
Speaker 1: Stop a full creature, crawls out my nose, screals and
Speaker 1: runs the.
Speaker 4: Scene where you get to see the orl borrows the
Speaker 4: first time in Fire where that dude's like all he
Speaker 4: gets a shove down his throat and then his eyes
Speaker 4: start bleeding, and ship he comes at you. You shoot him
Speaker 4: in the face and stomp him out, blow his brains.
Speaker 4: Him ahead three times and you grab it.
Speaker 1: Innocent African that's doing nothing, and he punch his head
Speaker 1: off his he has no burrows. He's Oh goodness, that
Speaker 1: was scary, wasn't Chris?
Speaker 4: He got his six times, dude, gut He punched a boulder.
Speaker 4: What would punching a guy in the gut six times?
Speaker 1: You've seen it direct their heads blow up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the stomach and their heads blow That really is
Speaker 3: genuinely and saying.
Speaker 1: Thinking like that. That's my favorite things. That she was
Speaker 1: kicking people's heads off. Chris is punching boulders, Western is
Speaker 1: catching missile ladgers like like it just catches it, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, I love Japanese meeting.
Speaker 4: It's so good.
Speaker 1: I love how Japan paints America because they paint it
Speaker 1: like an action movie totally, but it's not. It's this
Speaker 1: real sad.
Speaker 5: I mean, it is kind of an action movie out there.
Speaker 5: I don't think Toro at like nine nine pm and
Speaker 5: tell me it's not an action.
Speaker 1: Holy ship. I mean you might want one just to
Speaker 1: come back and your blade is red permanently, you know,
Speaker 1: like what completely this has got this got to get
Speaker 1: HIV check. He retired that thing. That thing's done, dude, was.
Speaker 3: Like rust and.
Speaker 1: Steaming, just like rivers of blood. That's how they made
Speaker 1: the rivers of blood. In fact, exactly, it's from Earth,
Speaker 1: It's from It's got.
Speaker 4: Stupid, all right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Biden got killed.
Speaker 4: Actually there was the code got rewritten and that goofy dude.
Speaker 4: Somehow somebody replaced the Trump wasn't there anymore Biden there,
Speaker 4: his head exploded, He's gone. Somebody wrote Biden's letter for him.
Speaker 4: He was like, my fellow Americans, awesome, bitch ass niggas.
Speaker 4: I'm tired of y'all doubt me. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: do a backflip in the Grand can Americans.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of the dar I'm scared of I don't
Speaker 1: want to be president anymore. White House is real dark.
Speaker 1: It's every time I wake up, it takes a little longer.
Speaker 1: It's but it's hard to wake up now, like.
Speaker 4: That gonna be a wild thing to read on like
Speaker 4: official White House letter.
Speaker 1: Every time I wake up, it takes a little longer.
Speaker 1: I think the end is coming from.
Speaker 5: Do you see those things like that news that was
Speaker 5: going around, like people thought he was dead, like he
Speaker 5: died of COVID, like.
Speaker 3: Over now something.
Speaker 4: I mean, it wouldn't surprise.
Speaker 1: Friends who were like, I think he might be dead,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why well, I mean there was no
Speaker 1: reason to believe that he was at home with it.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's the.
Speaker 3: Reason not to believe it either. To be fair, he
Speaker 3: is like crumbling. I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1: I be like, if you're Biden died from COVID to
Speaker 1: big Oh, that's how my brain works all the time,
Speaker 1: Like it wouldn't surprise me if they die.
Speaker 4: My reaction would be like that's it wouldn't have surprised me.
Speaker 1: If when Trump got shot, if someone caught the bullet
Speaker 1: and be like, sorry, my legion disappeared.
Speaker 3: I would be like Okay, that's that's the kind of
Speaker 3: version of where we live.
Speaker 1: Would at least confirm that. I'm like, oh, we're definitely
Speaker 1: a simulation. Now that's cool, Like, at least I finally
Speaker 1: have confirmation that's a.
Speaker 3: That's not different.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like we're all playing They're all playing
Speaker 1: D and D and the d M of the universe
Speaker 1: is an asshole. Yes, that's the whole I think that's
Speaker 1: the whole idea of the whatever deity is running the
Speaker 1: show is a complete asshole.
Speaker 4: He thinks this ship is hilarious, laughing in every spot
Speaker 4: of the world there is something goofy happening. It's a
Speaker 4: great television show. He's South Park made a joke about
Speaker 4: that ship. They're like, The Old Earth is just a
Speaker 4: fucking reality TV show re Aliens, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: because that from the outside looking in, it kind of
Speaker 4: does seem like that.
Speaker 3: Damn. The third season the Kingston sucked.
Speaker 1: Oh whatever, man, I'm I'm tired.
Speaker 4: I'm retiring.
Speaker 1: So people try to get the shut up Kingston. I
Speaker 1: try to. It says that in the fucking letter. It's
Speaker 1: says he's talking shut up Kingston dot dot dot. So
Speaker 1: try to get the Secret Service to turn on the lights.
Speaker 1: But they sent the SS from Germany. Put me in
Speaker 1: fucking that is fucking.
Speaker 4: They got the strong SS, they said from Germany.
Speaker 5: They somehow first of all that there's just an outfit
Speaker 5: or like a platoon of SS people still operating still there.
Speaker 3: They just were never they were never told that the.
Speaker 4: War was over.
Speaker 1: It ended like ended like five decades ago. Secretary of Defense.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, but President Biden's went asking for
Speaker 4: the SSS is is are any of them still around?
Speaker 4: And then as a matter of fact, means as Germany answers,
Speaker 4: the phone, it's Germany, Germany, the phone is If that's
Speaker 4: how phone calls were you can you mentioned somebody on
Speaker 4: a phone call and they I was summoned.
Speaker 1: I heard.
Speaker 4: I was summoned. Hello Germany. Yes, it's good to talk
Speaker 4: to you, Germany. Can you send over your some of
Speaker 4: your s S officers? Yeah? See see come friend.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's how you say yes, Jah. It
Speaker 1: was really difficult to get that out without breaking my head.
Speaker 4: A little bit.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's how you say yes in German?
Speaker 3: Is Jah?
Speaker 1: Right? I think you can just say yeah. I think
Speaker 1: I just said yeah. I think you say, yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought that was gay.
Speaker 3: Germans are hilarious gay Germans. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: so gay.
Speaker 4: I am so gay.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I was gay on these well,
Speaker 1: I I don't know what a German candidate.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: But like adding the words, I think to anything like that,
Speaker 3: add something makes you. It's like it's funnier, but you
Speaker 3: like you think it makes you.
Speaker 1: This is not that funny.
Speaker 4: Sorry, speaking of you should.
Speaker 1: Kill this man? I think I think he should be shot.
Speaker 1: I think, and that's real say, I think kind of
Speaker 1: levies you a little bit of freedom from the actual thing, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really want to stab this guy, I think.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, it gives it a little bit of
Speaker 3: like he might not. It's like dipping your toes into violence.
Speaker 1: We should beat them and the take their clothes off
Speaker 1: and sodomize them, I think, I think. And you're away
Speaker 1: for someone to validate you.
Speaker 3: I'm just giving my perspective.
Speaker 8: And you guys, you guys are very smart, intelligent. If
Speaker 8: you want to rape them, I think you can do it.
Speaker 8: Maybe you should maybe maybe maybe you I think you.
Speaker 3: Might should do it.
Speaker 4: Probably I think you should do it maybe potentially potentially maybe.
Speaker 1: Sheer non committal nature of it.
Speaker 4: You just there like it's like when you're when you
Speaker 4: know when you are an enemy, like just by stepping
Speaker 4: up past the threshold and keep going back, so they
Speaker 4: keep going towards and then moving a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so that's that's it.
Speaker 1: I think you should maybe do it, probably kind of
Speaker 1: possibly do it if you think about it.
Speaker 3: In a matter of speaking, you should.
Speaker 1: For MAGA people like.
Speaker 5: They can only operate within a certain this is the combats.
Speaker 3: I can't go in there.
Speaker 1: Something you could come in those rooms, he can't write.
Speaker 1: Maybe in the mis up anywhere you can come in the.
Speaker 4: I want no, no, no. I think, I swear.
Speaker 1: I think if he's chasing you and he's within the view,
Speaker 1: he can come in.
Speaker 5: I think later in the game, because I swear to God,
Speaker 5: I have hidden from him in the and he's seen
Speaker 5: me go into the typewriter round.
Speaker 1: I have ran the typewriter room everything. I literally go
Speaker 1: out there. I poked my head out and I hit
Speaker 1: shoot him and he comes towards me and I stop
Speaker 1: and I'm right out there and it's like he sees
Speaker 1: me and he just leaves. I have to test it
Speaker 1: out original one that might have been something. Maybe the
Speaker 1: original probably moded.
Speaker 3: The ship out of your game.
Speaker 4: He follows, He follows you onto your desktop when you
Speaker 4: close the game. To be fair, and my ship was
Speaker 4: so moded to the point where if I even wanted to,
Speaker 4: I could just press one of the F keys and
Speaker 4: he would just stop.
Speaker 1: You could just I didn't because I wanted to. There
Speaker 1: were certain things I wanted to test out.
Speaker 4: And then you he's annoying, obviously, that's the whole point
Speaker 4: of him, right, So sometimes like I need this nigga
Speaker 4: to stop so I could like test some other things out.
Speaker 4: If you if you stay in one place for like
Speaker 4: five minutes, he comes immediately, like the way that he's programms,
Speaker 4: so he immediately like you stay in one place too long,
Speaker 4: He's just start.
Speaker 1: Stop the fact I'm like, come on, bro, I love
Speaker 1: the fact that he's actually moving independent of you, Like
Speaker 1: if you can move, do you detach the camera from
Speaker 1: your camel is one of the coolest.
Speaker 4: He'll he'll but he will do a disappearing and he
Speaker 4: will teleport. If you stay in one section too long,
Speaker 4: he will he'll be like whatever, and and then just
Speaker 4: kind of like you're like, okay, all right, I was
Speaker 4: just going.
Speaker 1: To kill him, Man, actually actually kill him in the game.
Speaker 3: That'd be so cool. Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 1: But man, it's i'd love Chris Redfield from five shows
Speaker 1: up and punched his hat off his body and that's
Speaker 1: the end of the fight. Just fucking slugs him one
Speaker 1: and it's like.
Speaker 4: Damn, I will say, from the from from the from
Speaker 4: the newer games, I think that element is kind of
Speaker 4: missing because that is the most anxiety inducing thing about
Speaker 4: Resident Evil, the tension of it. Dude, there is nothing
Speaker 4: more than I can't if I want to think, I
Speaker 4: have to pause the game completely, Like because if you,
Speaker 4: like I said, if you wait around too long, motherfucker
Speaker 4: will be around the corner.
Speaker 3: Well that sometimes that was kind of a thing with
Speaker 3: the Vampire Lady, right, yeah, she kind of had that
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 1: She was I was too horny though, that's the she.
Speaker 1: She easily also couldn't come in certain areas. You couldn't.
Speaker 1: She could have follow you, she was too tall or something.
Speaker 1: She would follow you everywhere. The problem is that you'd
Speaker 1: be running from her and the kids at the same time.
Speaker 1: But like, look, there are there are moments where she
Speaker 1: just would not follow you in a certain area. No,
Speaker 1: when you're in, when you're in like the upper area,
Speaker 1: like towards the top, she wouldn't be up there.
Speaker 4: Like even like no, because remember the courtyard or whatever,
Speaker 4: she'd come out there.
Speaker 1: Well, she would be out there. But then if you
Speaker 1: just went inside any of those doors, she would not
Speaker 1: follow you in the doors?
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 4: I kept fucking shooting her from the doors.
Speaker 3: She does follow over there.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, at least from my perspective, from what
Speaker 4: I remember, I spent a lot of time shooting her
Speaker 4: from the doors because.
Speaker 1: I remember, remember, I remember, there's moments where you have
Speaker 1: to go and get like you have to do that
Speaker 1: weird that weird like organize the make the she's a
Speaker 1: point at you, and she's like, there's a trigger that
Speaker 1: she's right there, there's a trigger. You're right, there's a
Speaker 1: trigger to where she finally does come through that. I
Speaker 1: do remember that. It's when you whatever triggers that I
Speaker 1: can't remember. The thing about the thing about that is
Speaker 1: that the reason why those things happen is you got
Speaker 1: to take cont the characters that are doing that that
Speaker 1: is unexperienced Leon before he's a weapon of mass destruction.
Speaker 1: And that's Ethan.
Speaker 3: You know, if you put if you.
Speaker 1: Put Chris or like for Leon or like any of
Speaker 1: those motherfuckers against half the problems in those games, they'd
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, I'm just gonna fight this guy and
Speaker 1: kill it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it would have been a very short game.
Speaker 1: It just fucked everybody. But when he when he punched
Speaker 1: the were wolf and it flies back, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: guy needs to be rebalanced.
Speaker 3: If he can punch away, you can play. He does, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You shoot it in a leg and it goes down
Speaker 1: and he walks up to it and Mercy kills.
Speaker 4: He's like, you got you know that fight when you're
Speaker 4: when you when you're when you're fighting Heisenberg, and he
Speaker 4: turns into.
Speaker 1: That like thing like yeah, yeah, trash thing, the metal thing,
Speaker 1: and he's talking the fact that Chris is there. He's
Speaker 1: like this boulder punching niggatairs, destroying the landscape.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just feel like I would love if
Speaker 4: I could just be Chris just in that moment and
Speaker 4: just punch that ship one time and it just completely dismantled.
Speaker 1: Throws a mound of metal of scribs at you, and it.
Speaker 3: Says Pressed.
Speaker 1: It explodes on some Sour's wrath.
Speaker 4: Bullship that that fight was the dumbest fucking thing I
Speaker 4: think five in that No, no, this is eight. It
Speaker 4: was well to me, it was just the goofiest thing.
Speaker 4: What's you're much you're in Like it's basically it was.
Speaker 4: It was almost like fires a rubicon. It was like
Speaker 4: it was so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: It was like you're in some ship.
Speaker 4: Heisenberg has some metal ship and you're like in the
Speaker 4: it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: I was like, this game my least favorite part of
Speaker 1: the game. It's it's the factory. Yeah, everything everything the factory.
Speaker 1: The aesthetic of the area is fun. Like that combat
Speaker 1: it's really intense five a lot, like really intense combat area.
Speaker 1: By the time you get there, your guns are stupid.
Speaker 1: Your guns can like kill god if they wanted to. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But like the the nature of like those fights, it's
Speaker 1: like it always falls apart towards the end resonable for me,
Speaker 1: I think the endings are always the trash.
Speaker 4: I just fall apart.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a good final boss fight
Speaker 1: or anything. I think it's maybe one in Revelations. Mmmm.
Speaker 1: I never finished revelations. That's when that's when Joe does.
Speaker 1: When Joe Quo dies, you fight Western. That's a fun fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I think Reno even like seven or not
Speaker 3: seven eight. It was village.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I really liked that one.
Speaker 5: But it was like kind of like a sandwich where,
Speaker 5: like I remember the beginning I hated it or not.
Speaker 5: I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it really.
Speaker 5: I was like, this sucks, and the end was like
Speaker 5: this sucks. The met was really good, like the in
Speaker 5: between those that beginning and that end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 1: The beginning is very hard. I didn't know how hard
Speaker 1: to be anyone like this is not easy at all.
Speaker 1: I think it is that hard because you got nothing.
Speaker 1: You were so weak in the beginning, you know, compared
Speaker 1: to all the like fucking enemies, and you got a
Speaker 1: part of the part where you have to fucking endor
Speaker 1: in the house and you gotta fight eighty five thousand
Speaker 1: where wolves kept showing up. I hated that part so
Speaker 1: many there were so many of them, and I was like, Jezus, ship,
Speaker 1: they're annoying. They're they're annoying to like a little bit
Speaker 1: too overpowered. Yeah, that was I mean, that's really the
Speaker 1: only problem is that that I get it. They're werewolves,
Speaker 1: so going the dude comes and they throw you off
Speaker 1: the room and they bite off your hand. They start
Speaker 1: making fun of you. You're like, ah ah, we beat
Speaker 1: your hand off, and I'm like, this guy's has a
Speaker 1: dis Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: The only thing I don't like about the Youth and
Speaker 4: Winners thing is how he just really how nonchalant he
Speaker 4: was about him obviously not being like a regular human,
Speaker 4: like he was kind of just like he didn't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he just doesn't have context for that, doesn't know.
Speaker 1: When he puts his hands back on, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: did you like, I should not be able to do
Speaker 1: this at least acknowledged, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 7: How?
Speaker 5: Maybe he's just like he's his mind's moving like a mile,
Speaker 5: like a thousand miles a minute. Maybe that's just he
Speaker 5: just thinks like, oh, maybe this will work, and then
Speaker 5: it does. He's all right, I'm not gonna question it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, there's already vampires and werewolves. I guess you like,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Man, It's like whatever, that's They're fun, though, I mean,
Speaker 4: the the I want I'm sure they're gonna what the
Speaker 4: fuck are they gonna do for the ninth ones?
Speaker 1: I know they're may Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: That you're gonna play is Joe Biden in the White House,
Speaker 3: and it'll be some resident evil bullshit with that.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not hating.
Speaker 3: I would love to play that.
Speaker 4: I'm not hating.
Speaker 1: That actually would be really slow. That would be the
Speaker 1: whole thing, that disability.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like when you're when you're sucking like
Speaker 4: old snake exactly, it's exactly like that.
Speaker 1: You would you would turn around and you'd lose. You'd
Speaker 1: like you when you look forward to be one way
Speaker 1: and you look back and it's different. You're like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, but dude, that'd be crazy. Your visions fucked you,
Speaker 1: like somehow just misremembering ship.
Speaker 5: It's a resident evil because Joe Biden's encountering monsters but
Speaker 5: they're not actually there.
Speaker 3: It's just him dying slowly and seeing things.
Speaker 1: Resident evil Biden.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's uh, I love that.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Other than that, Biden, the eye is like the nine
Speaker 1: or some Shiites bid stupid. So other than that, people
Speaker 1: are talking about the idea that like, uh, obviously, Donald
Speaker 1: Trump clearly is probably not very happy.
Speaker 5: Well, dude, he's he's trying to do like a fraud thing, right,
Speaker 5: change the candidate and now are we spent all of
Speaker 5: our money doing?
Speaker 1: Uh fucking Biden? Yeah, we spent her money.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Apparently she's black.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they already he's already talking about like not debating
Speaker 4: and ship because all right, but because it's obvious that
Speaker 4: he would get he's not looking. Trump is stupid, but
Speaker 4: he's not completely stupid. He's aware enough to that like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's not good. He's aware enough to where he started
Speaker 4: shitting on Kamala. Weeks ago. There was also a video
Speaker 4: of him on the golf cart where he was, you know,
Speaker 4: because all he does is golf. He doesn't do anything, like.
Speaker 1: I'm a fellow at his golf. And then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: Biden's out. Biden's fucking out.
Speaker 4: He's like swearing and stuff too, and I was like,
Speaker 4: just do that, like, dude, do like I'm telling you,
Speaker 4: it's just gonna be better for you. Just be like
Speaker 4: fucking Kamala, I'm gonna kill her.
Speaker 1: I swear to God.
Speaker 4: And then he drove off and there was like a
Speaker 4: rocket on his thing.
Speaker 3: It was crazy.
Speaker 1: He's it was crazy. I was like, dam off.
Speaker 5: Did I saw people talking about how oh this is
Speaker 5: the real coup, which is awesome.
Speaker 1: It's just they have nothing.
Speaker 5: Amazing Like that made that made me smile green in
Speaker 5: your ear because it's just like, oh, like there's no
Speaker 5: smart people left. They're all just got Like before there
Speaker 5: was like, oh, maybe like this they're hiding somewhere, but
Speaker 5: it's like, oh, it's just really stupid.
Speaker 3: People are everywhere and there's no escape.
Speaker 1: They're terrified. They're fucking running. The're running in circles. They
Speaker 1: already chose a VP.
Speaker 4: They use the d n C.
Speaker 1: They hold on j D. I had no thought it
Speaker 1: was a bank. JD vance and chase JD vans and
Speaker 1: associates a bank. He chose a bank.
Speaker 5: There's a bank on stage, calls a VP, pick has
Speaker 5: to debate of.
Speaker 4: Okay, Barns, everybody welcome the twenty four VP bank and
Speaker 4: then helicopter did Boo.
Speaker 1: Put a mic up to the door. It's just there
Speaker 1: doing nothing.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just a sound.
Speaker 1: People are going in the bank. You're going to get
Speaker 1: out of the banke. You're like, I gotta get a
Speaker 1: cashier's check. Imagine you had to go to the bank
Speaker 1: and do something and you're like, no, they moved the bank.
Speaker 1: I forgot my bank was gonna be debating this week.
Speaker 1: Dude is one foot in the bank and they took it.
Speaker 2: Fly.
Speaker 1: He dropped several dozen feet onto traffic. Bro he falls
Speaker 1: on he falls on a God, what is your plan?
Speaker 4: How is how?
Speaker 5: How do you plan to It's just you're you're the
Speaker 5: president in fighting against obesity?
Speaker 1: Bank ching.
Speaker 3: Ching, Wow, laughs, thank you bank.
Speaker 4: Some guys clapping, sweating, fucking that's the greatest.
Speaker 1: He's clapping, clapping really hard. Some dude's clapping on his dick.
Speaker 1: He's clapping right on his fucking pelvit. Motherfucker's slamming the head,
Speaker 1: clapping on the losing their fucking minds, and the bikes
Speaker 1: on the central air pops on. He's like, it's just mechanical.
Speaker 3: People in the bank.
Speaker 4: Motherfuckers are in the audience crying.
Speaker 1: There's this fucking bang. Guys, you've seen him and flashing
Speaker 1: him three times faster him. He's more gaunt.
Speaker 5: He's crying that the idea of signs that say Trump
Speaker 5: a bank, a bank.
Speaker 1: It's say, oh man, we got another shirt. You know
Speaker 1: JD Vance. I didn't know this about this guy. I
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna say, go do it.
Speaker 3: He had a book years.
Speaker 5: Ago called Hillbilly Elegy about like growing up all funked
Speaker 5: up and stupid and gay, and.
Speaker 3: He was separate, not intertwined things.
Speaker 1: You know, he said, Nobilly energy Elegy elegy okay uh.
Speaker 3: And in it he talks about, I guess, fucking his couch.
Speaker 1: So there's all these There's the thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that part's true, it's real.
Speaker 4: I thought the couch part was like I I know that,
Speaker 4: you know. The other part I don't know what was
Speaker 4: what was the other part to the other part, because
Speaker 4: I thought the couch.
Speaker 1: One may have been like not true. But I know
Speaker 1: for sure he convinced himself when he was young that
Speaker 1: he was gay.
Speaker 4: He's well, can we say the obvious.
Speaker 3: What like he's very gay?
Speaker 1: The way that he behaves him like this guy sucks
Speaker 1: piles of cock. He know he acts on it because
Speaker 1: he's probably like, oh, well he did at the rn C.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you think that.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know if he would.
Speaker 1: In his belly but he was spinning on all something.
Speaker 5: From my mind, I feel like he was probably stressed
Speaker 5: out about like he's he's he's the new vice president.
Speaker 4: It's a big deal for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So like I actually I actually think like during that
Speaker 5: grinder spike at the rn C, I feel like he
Speaker 5: was he was very well behaved.
Speaker 4: I can't find around.
Speaker 3: Every other every other RNs.
Speaker 1: Prior to this, I think it was.
Speaker 3: Like, I can't do this.
Speaker 4: More are the closer he came to a cock, the
Speaker 4: closer gun barrel came to his head, So we had
Speaker 4: to like.
Speaker 3: H can I get a lick at least? U?
Speaker 5: Okay, but dude, apparently there's a there's a passage. It's
Speaker 5: like I think like maybe like four pages. He doesn't
Speaker 5: right about it for four pages, but like it's a
Speaker 5: four page section where he mentions like fucking.
Speaker 4: His Yeah, I thought that was okay. I'm take it,
Speaker 4: work for it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know whatever care we're not take news.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 5: I know is that I saw I saw a video
Speaker 5: because I learned about it completely like backwards, because I
Speaker 5: saw I saw this guy who was like the left
Speaker 5: is getting good at memes, I fear and it was
Speaker 5: a video of jd Vance with like porn music, and
Speaker 5: then it would like it would be screenshots of him
Speaker 5: and they would slowly zoom in him, and then it
Speaker 5: would fade to couches and I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is a terrible man?
Speaker 3: What is this supposed to be? And then I looked
Speaker 3: it up and I was like, Oh.
Speaker 1: That's that's amazing. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: They're already apparently like looking at maybe putting them away.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. I have a friend here, Wren, who's building
Speaker 3: a pyramid in my living That wasn't that was up?
Speaker 1: Was it? Yeah, they're just doing belly flops. Belly flopp
Speaker 1: starts cracking room and it's jd Vance? Is jd Vance
Speaker 1: the boat? Where you talking about? Uh some plugging him
Speaker 1: from behind? Jadi Vance is obviously a gay man and
Speaker 1: likely he told Fine.
Speaker 5: He's got the face of a gay man, Like you
Speaker 5: look at his face and he's like, that's a gay face.
Speaker 1: Even did you see any of his face?
Speaker 4: Did you see him talking? He was like, Oh, everything's
Speaker 4: woke or they're gonna call me. He was talking about
Speaker 4: having a mountain due and they're like they're gonna say
Speaker 4: that's racist somehow or laughed yeah, and he was like,
Speaker 4: I love you guys. And I was like, this guy
Speaker 4: is fucking gage ship.
Speaker 1: He doesn't drink the mountain dew. He just but he
Speaker 1: has the bottom down of But he told me he looks.
Speaker 1: He told me, he told me how this is how
Speaker 1: he drinks mountain and he told me specifically.
Speaker 4: He was like, all right, I just take off the
Speaker 4: cap and then I put it at the base of
Speaker 4: my throat and let it just because I don't like
Speaker 4: the taste of it, but it gives me some caffeine,
Speaker 4: some energy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, just seeing somebody get him
Speaker 1: out and do it right then and they eat it
Speaker 1: in their hand and they're like and they take.
Speaker 4: It out, which if you stare jd Vance at like
Speaker 4: a gas station getting a mountain deer.
Speaker 1: He pops the can, he into the cans only and
Speaker 1: then and then he walks over to then he walks
Speaker 1: over to the fucking gas line, puts it up his ass,
Speaker 1: presses diesel and he's there for an hour and a
Speaker 1: half filling up his ass an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Does it even run that? Can you even is there
Speaker 1: a lit log?
Speaker 3: You could use that. I don't know, not for him.
Speaker 3: Remember when you sprayed gas all over.
Speaker 1: Your spray gass over the car?
Speaker 3: Shut up? That happened?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 1: You turned? He paid for the gas, he sprayed it
Speaker 1: all over the car. I'm like, my bitch, I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: remember remember lander, I remember you did that. That's not
Speaker 1: even a fake story, right, the story. The story is
Speaker 1: fabricated and altered. Like everything you say, Chris, it is.
Speaker 1: I was at the gas station, right, and we were
Speaker 1: just at the guy said. I was like, all, I
Speaker 1: gotta get gas. I was like, you put it, and
Speaker 1: I put it the gas not looking good. And I
Speaker 1: turned over right and without me even touching anything, we
Speaker 1: were in initiating paying for the gas. Gas came out
Speaker 1: of the car, which I said that this fucking been quiet,
Speaker 1: and like, lo, just pay attention how much I'm putting
Speaker 1: in there? Hmm. But unfortunately, did you did you not
Speaker 1: spread gas all over your car?
Speaker 3: I did not spread gas car?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're lying.
Speaker 1: No, No, I did not spread gas on the car.
Speaker 1: That's not the right word. No, not what happened? Did
Speaker 1: gas get on your car? Gas got on the car?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: And how did it get on the car.
Speaker 1: I turned towards it and gas spilled from the thing
Speaker 1: onto the car. You spilt gas on the car?
Speaker 4: Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: Saying I spray gas on the car is different thing. No. No,
Speaker 1: you guys are a lawyer making layer. You guys write
Speaker 1: the funk back.
Speaker 3: Did I intentionally do it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: The gas in the car?
Speaker 3: Intent doesn't matter?
Speaker 1: Yes? In fact it often does, does it?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 1: I think if you get roofied and a girl sleeps
Speaker 1: with you, is that cheating your girlfriend? What I was raped? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that cheating?
Speaker 3: Is she the right to get bad at you?
Speaker 7: Did?
Speaker 1: You gotta get bad at you?
Speaker 3: How come you got r How dare you get rufie
Speaker 3: like I was just sleeping.
Speaker 5: Whether look, whether I choose to run over an eight
Speaker 5: year old child with my car or do it accidentally?
Speaker 3: That kid's gone, It doesn't really matter that that's it does? Well?
Speaker 1: It does depending on how long you're gonna go to
Speaker 1: fucking jail. Throws himself under your car and you kill
Speaker 1: the kid with.
Speaker 4: Your car, Do you go to jails stoe? Possibly if
Speaker 4: you have if you have bad lawyers, possibly, I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's everything. If you have bad lawyers, even with dash
Speaker 4: cam shit, the amount of fuckory that prosecutors do, which
Speaker 4: somehow whoops, that evidence just didn't make it into the trial.
Speaker 4: Like it's I hate the justice system with all my
Speaker 4: of course, as a dark skinned fellow, I am afraid
Speaker 4: of the justice system because I feel even with overwhelming evidence.
Speaker 1: You know, the fact that people get people get prosecuted
Speaker 1: with no evidence against them is crazy. Like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like legally wild, I think you did this and like
Speaker 1: I wasn't there.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's not good enough. I don't care. I am not
Speaker 1: going to break my one conviction, right, well, dud, that's why.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's well, that's why. Also, that's why I
Speaker 5: have hot microphones all over my apartment. You should always
Speaker 5: that's great and alexas in every room.
Speaker 3: So playback what this idiot just said to me. What's
Speaker 3: the recond is just like where were you on the
Speaker 3: sec time?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I was here, I was here gooning. I wish you
Speaker 1: would like to see. Dude, being that paranoid is actually
Speaker 1: pretty smart.
Speaker 3: Dude, die, that's true.
Speaker 1: Why so stressed out?
Speaker 4: Die?
Speaker 3: You don't die from stress.
Speaker 1: A yeah, so that's probably some of your relatives dude,
Speaker 1: you definitely all lost this probably to just stay up
Speaker 1: stressed out, seen bills and been like.
Speaker 3: Just melts.
Speaker 1: But she's distressed. Has to pay that.
Speaker 3: But man, he's wearing eyeliner, right, doesn't doesn't he has?
Speaker 3: I swear to god it.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem.
Speaker 4: He's one of those people that has he looks like
Speaker 4: he's wearing.
Speaker 1: He either has like I actually have this problem to
Speaker 1: have very dark eyelashes and very thick eyelashes. So people
Speaker 1: would be like, are you wearing eyelighter? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you like look like I'm a queer to you?
Speaker 1: And yes, And I'm like, fair, yeah you do. I mean, hey, fair,
Speaker 1: I'm not to put your head down. You're like what
Speaker 1: you do? Do you know? When I first started doing YouTube,
Speaker 1: half my comments would be just gay dudes admiring my eyes.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 4: Swhere when I first started off, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to be here's me trying to be funny.
Speaker 4: Oh man, you got some beautiful eyes, bro, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck? I really really funk you till you die?
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: It was like you to sleep bro. Women it was
Speaker 4: like there was like women with some girls and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's cool. And then hey, bro, you know I ain't
Speaker 4: trying to be gay, but you know you gotta have
Speaker 4: a hot cock, you know. And I'm like, oh, well, thanks,
Speaker 4: thanks dude.
Speaker 1: And I hate the Internet. I wish you could dictate
Speaker 1: who saw what you made. Bro, I wish that was
Speaker 1: the thing. I think.
Speaker 3: I think you should have to pass on i Q
Speaker 3: test to be on Twitter, like actually like.
Speaker 1: A genuine, like a really life. It wouldn't be fun though.
Speaker 4: What do you mean it's not fun now? Really it's
Speaker 4: there's sparks.
Speaker 1: Of fun in the stupidity sometimes. Well you know what
Speaker 1: was for me too, it'd be too like this is
Speaker 1: a fucking intellectrial place. I don't want to be here,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm gonna go to my n word,
Speaker 1: that fucking new world to build it. That would be
Speaker 1: an amazing where mine would it would it would take off.
Speaker 3: It'd be funny at first, for sure.
Speaker 4: We'll we'll get Zuckerberg to back it because Threads is
Speaker 4: kind of he just he kind of dropped the ball
Speaker 4: with Threads a lot of things. Well yeah, he's he
Speaker 4: also yeah, he of course a weirdo. But it must
Speaker 4: we're you're talking about Twitter that darks the ship. He
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, I'm going to donate forty five million
Speaker 4: dollars a month to uh my lord and fever Trump.
Speaker 4: And then as soon as the Kamalat shit happened, he
Speaker 4: backed down. He was like, ah, I'm not he said,
Speaker 4: he said something crazy like I'm.
Speaker 5: Not subscribe to a cultive personality. It's like, that's the
Speaker 5: most false thing you've ever said.
Speaker 3: Like you own one of those, Like you're like, what
Speaker 3: are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Man? I'm like the fact that he said that it's wild,
Speaker 1: especially after having that interview with Jordan Peterson saying I
Speaker 1: lost a son or whatever or whatever it was a
Speaker 1: son or a daughter. I can't remember.
Speaker 5: He lost lost because transition. I don't care about his
Speaker 5: son transitioned and he rejected her. Yeah, so like that's that,
Speaker 5: So like my son's dead. Yeah, And it's like and then.
Speaker 1: Peter is literally like like eyes watery and ship.
Speaker 5: Peterson is like he's keeping his eyes open and not
Speaker 5: blinking so that a tear can happen.
Speaker 1: He was like, because he clearly doesn't care, like like
Speaker 1: Jordan Peterson does.
Speaker 4: Not care about anything.
Speaker 5: He's been broken, like he's lived like a very sheltered
Speaker 5: life up until like the point in time where he's
Speaker 5: like feeble and needs security. Yeah, so he's like scared
Speaker 5: and like afraid always, and I think he's just losing
Speaker 5: his fucking mind. I think that's what's happening. I was
Speaker 5: imagine being secure your entire life, and then you're elderly
Speaker 5: and then you're fucked, like you lose everything and then
Speaker 5: you're crazy too.
Speaker 4: So you went to a coma for me, like, what
Speaker 4: was it pastrami for eight years straight or something, and
Speaker 4: he went to Koma.
Speaker 3: He almost died.
Speaker 4: He had sparkling water and he threw up till he
Speaker 4: had nothing. He threw up and testines.
Speaker 3: He looked like the crypt gaper. He lost all of
Speaker 3: his masts.
Speaker 1: The idea somebody throwing up on testing and putting it
Speaker 1: back in. And then it was Joe Rogan was like,
Speaker 1: I can't stop. It hurts. He's like yeah, for like
Speaker 1: at least two years. And then Joean's like, man, you
Speaker 1: look really bad. You gotta start eating bristram.
Speaker 4: He gotta started just meet an alpha brain, just be
Speaker 4: laced without fitting on alpha brain.
Speaker 3: Meat laced with alpha brain.
Speaker 1: He's the only diet.
Speaker 4: That while he's on the podcast, hold on, we gotta
Speaker 4: take a break, and he puts a live elk feeds
Speaker 4: an alpha brain and then he just starts bunching.
Speaker 3: He just starts a bunchet.
Speaker 5: He's biting through this thing's face like it's a stick
Speaker 5: of butter that's been out of the fridge for a while.
Speaker 1: Gets the mouth and he just know it's nothing hard
Speaker 1: about it. That griddle ships that dog's mouth open, shut up.
Speaker 1: He slaps in the head twice every time makes noise.
Speaker 1: The first slap it was already halfway gone, and the
Speaker 1: second slap it finished the job. And Jordan Peterson's just
Speaker 1: there like, wow, this is incredible. Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: a video of the person that puts putting the dogs
Speaker 1: spray on his heads every day? He's doing it for
Speaker 1: five days and now his hands are so rough he
Speaker 1: can shave down a wood with it. I like it's
Speaker 1: like a thing for the dog's pads to like reinforce him.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, those people that want to like walk their
Speaker 4: dogs in one hundred degree weather.
Speaker 1: Why but as he took that and he puts it
Speaker 1: on his hands and he does it every day, and
Speaker 1: now his hands are sean enough. He could probably rip
Speaker 1: into this by pulling his hands against it.
Speaker 4: That so, how long does it take to do that?
Speaker 3: He's been doing it for five days.
Speaker 1: I want to do that.
Speaker 3: I think you think that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean.
Speaker 3: That if you can't touch people, do.
Speaker 4: It my penis?
Speaker 1: Do you think it would work?
Speaker 3: Shave your penis down with your hand?
Speaker 1: Why would you want a fucking a hard dick? Not
Speaker 1: like hard, like a wreck like hard. That's what I want, Like,
Speaker 1: that's the whole point. I feel like getting a wrect
Speaker 1: would hurt, like because I feel like that's a fraud.
Speaker 4: I feel like everyone's saying, like, Dick's hard. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I can easily snap that thing off.
Speaker 1: That ain't hard. That's bullshit, that's bullshit. I would put
Speaker 1: my dick. I would get hard and I put both
Speaker 1: like like text some my dick, want my dick and support. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like three full textbooks on my dick. And I'm like
Speaker 1: that that's pretty impressive, insane.
Speaker 3: Textbook a twenty five kettle.
Speaker 1: But when I would drop it on my dick and
Speaker 1: my dick would be like like, it would hit my
Speaker 1: dick and it would hurt a very little bit. My
Speaker 1: Dick would be able to support it, will say a
Speaker 1: very little bit, ye, very little bit, very little bit,
Speaker 1: very little bit able to support it. It's a little
Speaker 1: like you know, like saying it flings a kettlebell off
Speaker 1: the road. This is hurting very little bit. It's very
Speaker 1: little bit, you know, a little bit when you.
Speaker 4: Get like a pricked from getting your blood drawn, just
Speaker 4: like that. Yeah, I hate that. Into a cactus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what bro.
Speaker 4: Those things, cactus or CAPTI are fucking their bullshit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're bullshit. Because there was one that was outside my window.
Speaker 4: We we in my the house I grew up in.
Speaker 1: We we grew it.
Speaker 4: It got fucking big. I wouldn't touch that motherfucker, but
Speaker 4: somehow the prickly still ended up in me.
Speaker 1: That god, it would shoot it out like the guy
Speaker 1: from Final Fantasy to do a thousand. You'd be like, ah, what,
Speaker 1: it's bullshit man.
Speaker 5: That I had a cactus outside my the Glendale apartment,
Speaker 5: and I remember I grew for a little bit and
Speaker 5: then one night it crawled through my window and fisted me.
Speaker 1: I think we would have heard about that idea, the
Speaker 1: idea of what I.
Speaker 4: Heard about trying to talk about it, but it's been long,
Speaker 4: and I see it's kind of like the boogie trauma.
Speaker 1: You try to like the ideas door by the way,
Speaker 1: he's losing door and open the door. Chris Gas is
Speaker 1: a gape and bloody and he's like, oh man, my
Speaker 1: fucking cactus fisted me again. I'm again again. You just
Speaker 1: still have the cactus.
Speaker 5: I don't put so much work into growing this thing,
Speaker 5: you know, like I throw it out, can't just right
Speaker 5: out now? Just fisted me against my will. Well, I
Speaker 5: was unconscious in bed, sleeping and calm.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, dude, we got to put him in
Speaker 1: a fucking hospital. We gotta we got a fifty one
Speaker 1: fifty or something.
Speaker 3: We're not there. Did you see the boogie stuff? Know
Speaker 3: what happened to bog this time?
Speaker 4: O man, I'm actually I do you want to just
Speaker 4: like skip? I do want to at least address the
Speaker 4: last because I I think I I think I am.
Speaker 4: I'm off the train after I watched this last. I
Speaker 4: was having fun in the beginning, and then it wasn't
Speaker 4: when that guy Mudahart came back on and then mister
Speaker 4: Medaker and they started going through this boogie was just
Speaker 4: having these tantrums. He was having tantrums, threatening to kill
Speaker 4: himself before the show The Team Star because he basically
Speaker 4: they wanted to talk about his trauma because a bunch
Speaker 4: of people think that it's not real because there's some inconsistencies. Now,
Speaker 4: to me, I'm like, all right, expecting a trauma victim, like,
Speaker 4: let's just say, anyone, like a credible person, someone you trust,
Speaker 4: even expecting them to be completely consistent with all of
Speaker 4: their trauma is fucking retarded. So but anyway, uh, they
Speaker 4: he was doing all these theatrics, he was pounding, being
Speaker 4: a fucking baby. That was kind of funny to me,
Speaker 4: like because it was just it was just entertaining, Like
Speaker 4: look at this fucking baby.
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I couldn't watch it.
Speaker 4: But then when Mudahart came on and all then they
Speaker 4: were just trying to like grill him about his trauma,
Speaker 4: and Medica came on, they went through this like graph
Speaker 4: showing all this inconsistencies.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm done with this forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really actually, like I first of all, I
Speaker 4: felt gross imagining because I think his trauma is real.
Speaker 4: I will say, the way that he's explaining things and
Speaker 4: the way that it was detailed about stuff, and he
Speaker 4: seemed to be kind of explaining away some of the inconsistencies,
Speaker 4: especially things that he remembered versus when he was told
Speaker 4: things in his memory kind of coming back, which is
Speaker 4: a real thing people compartmentalizing trauma. Yeah, sure, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I was just like, I think a lot of
Speaker 3: the shit that he talks about having to him for yeah.
Speaker 4: It seems like and I'm like, I don't think he's
Speaker 4: smart enough to make up some of the shit that
Speaker 4: he was saying in advance.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: So I was just kind of like, this is this,
Speaker 4: this is actually gross. And then I turned it off
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I think I'm good with Boogiey forever.
Speaker 1: I just I don't think I'm good dude.
Speaker 3: I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: Validate or understand why people would think that someone in
Speaker 1: the condition that Boogie's in, like's there's funny, right, there's funny,
Speaker 1: there's pope fun at things. But then there's a line,
Speaker 1: you know, where it's like, yeah, enough is enough? Is
Speaker 1: kind of enough? You know? Well, I think it's the
Speaker 1: difference between the terminally online people and the not and
Speaker 1: like I easily remember that I'm not terminally online, and
Speaker 1: like say I was.
Speaker 4: I just got a new PC and so I was
Speaker 4: transferring some shit, so I was listening to it while
Speaker 4: I was doing it, and then I was like.
Speaker 1: This isn't entertaining anymore.
Speaker 4: And but I'm seeing, like I'm sure the people in
Speaker 4: the comments and the people that are donating and the
Speaker 4: people that were on the stream are fucking loving it,
Speaker 4: and they love it.
Speaker 1: Because this is what they do. It's the gross nature
Speaker 1: of like I really, I really can't understand how people
Speaker 1: can really the nature of people being involved in that
Speaker 1: era of that form of YouTube is insane to me. Dude,
Speaker 1: of course it is.
Speaker 4: You're you're not terminally online.
Speaker 1: So drama like drama YouTubers are like some of like
Speaker 1: the most like how how do you do that? Like
Speaker 1: how do you? I just I couldn't imagine my my
Speaker 1: well being because I make fun of people, do a
Speaker 1: bunch of dumb jokes, a lot of shit, but like
Speaker 1: that's not funny anymore, you know, Well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because look it's it's still a point where they say,
Speaker 4: since you're not turning online, small doses after I had
Speaker 4: my small dose at that and I'm like, I'm fucking
Speaker 4: done with this. I'm gonna watch something way better. I'm
Speaker 4: also gonna try to fuck my wife or something like.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna like do things.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna do things. I'm gonna do other
Speaker 1: things saying to me, it's like, dude, like what like
Speaker 1: what like? I don't know, man, I just I think
Speaker 1: the commentary community and YouTube has always been kind of
Speaker 1: fucking strange. Very I'm very happy you guys are nowhere
Speaker 1: near that anymore.
Speaker 4: Well, it's because it got to the point it ran
Speaker 4: its course to to the people that are we're not.
Speaker 4: You know, there there's a line of some people might
Speaker 4: consider me and normy because like I don't necessarily consider
Speaker 4: myself enormy. But I think there's I think there's levels
Speaker 4: of the ship. Yeah, he's got a nice chid.
Speaker 1: No it's not you. I don't know if that can't you.
Speaker 3: Don't have a but set.
Speaker 1: I gotta I got a pretty I got a pretty ship.
Speaker 1: I'm just fat.
Speaker 3: You pretty good?
Speaker 5: He did, like, I can't really see that your hair
Speaker 5: bearded start.
Speaker 1: Ripping it off.
Speaker 3: I got too much skin and it's just red.
Speaker 1: What did we see skull? Like you just see you
Speaker 1: just see grow that back and just go anyway. That's anesthetic.
Speaker 1: Is you're talking about the mister be stuff too, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's stupid clip dude, mister Beest, fucking fake mister Beast,
Speaker 1: Like why does he do that?
Speaker 3: Because the Beast is he he can kill us.
Speaker 1: Room full of SWAT members with their armor on, he would,
Speaker 1: he would cut through them like paper. WHOA, I didn't
Speaker 1: know it'd be like wovy.
Speaker 3: It'd be like wolverine running through a daycare.
Speaker 5: There's mister Beast and then there's Beast, mister Beast.
Speaker 1: Misters, it's alter. It's like doctor Jaqueline, mister.
Speaker 3: Hide best mister.
Speaker 1: He gets half, it gets beats and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drink my little poachin and he turns and it
Speaker 1: gets colors get inverse, so he turns into the color
Speaker 1: of his shirt and turns into the color.
Speaker 2: Of his.
Speaker 1: Stupid so suid. You don't want to Beast mister, for sure,
Speaker 1: be mister and he's so fucking lazy, so lazy. The
Speaker 1: colors that you see, the color that go past each other,
Speaker 1: like the color of his skin swims down.
Speaker 10: To go back to another another video, another Beast mister video,
Speaker 10: I put two thousand live grenades in one little boy,
Speaker 10: and the kid looks.
Speaker 1: At his dimensions are normal. His dimensions are normal, but
Speaker 1: he knows he's he's crying, but he's like trying to
Speaker 1: remain strong. Yeah, it's like, what's wrong, kid?
Speaker 3: What' about to die?
Speaker 1: And feel it? It's like, did you guys, did you
Speaker 1: guys ever see the first Dragon Ball bro movie? Of
Speaker 1: course you know his glowing.
Speaker 4: Glow before.
Speaker 3: That's how that work.
Speaker 1: Apparently that many, that many of them blowing up in one.
Speaker 3: It would be like, now your head would just fly
Speaker 3: up into the stratosphere.
Speaker 4: Seen that guy that he calls them pranks, It's called
Speaker 4: n PC pranks in quotations pranks because what he does
Speaker 4: is he just plays like uh, Fallout four or Fallout,
Speaker 4: Fallout three, Fallout four, Red Dead, Redemption two, and he
Speaker 4: just does these horrific things.
Speaker 1: To head off and it fell into the trash can
Speaker 1: and he was like, go, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know if it's that. So this guy doesn't there's
Speaker 4: no commentary. This guy just modgs the ship and does
Speaker 4: morbid stuff. So like he'll get like a you know
Speaker 4: how like say, there was that guy in the circus,
Speaker 4: he loses his like zebra and all the ship and
Speaker 4: he has like that. He would like take one of
Speaker 4: those things, put a bunch of people in it and
Speaker 4: then like fucking you know, having them fucking like sink
Speaker 4: and ship like that or set it on fire then
Speaker 4: sink make you do crazy ship like there's he would do.
Speaker 4: He would set he would put a death claw at
Speaker 4: the beginning of a Fallout four where that guy the
Speaker 4: salesman comes.
Speaker 1: Up to you, so he's like talking to kills it
Speaker 1: up and like, uh, he'll he'll put a bunch of
Speaker 1: your first base and fall out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he'll put a he'll put a bunch of
Speaker 4: bombs or minds on like the baby carriage and like
Speaker 4: a Fallout four, like when you're going to check on
Speaker 4: the baby and you're supposed to spin the little thing
Speaker 4: and he'll just throw a bunch of and then it
Speaker 4: glitches for like he'll cut out like ten seconds of
Speaker 4: it because it's loading, and then just then and it
Speaker 4: makes this crazy metallic noise of all the sounds going
Speaker 4: off simultaneously, and like the mom will be all blown
Speaker 4: up and ship.
Speaker 1: It's this guy and he calls him pranks. He's talking
Speaker 1: about real Oh no, no, no, He's like it's he's
Speaker 1: just all he does is prank channel. I'm gonna stab
Speaker 1: dogs in Papa New Guinea. Well, I bet that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's on kick NBC pranks.
Speaker 1: I r lay, mister, he's fucking he borrowed to concrete. Well,
Speaker 1: his best friend.
Speaker 5: Miss People are calling him miss her Beast Chris, which
Speaker 5: is weird just attaching the name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, weird. These motherfuckers are just trying to get in that.
Speaker 4: I hit that algorithm is so hard, but get it because,
Speaker 4: like you, I get it on some level because it's like,
Speaker 4: why do people care about I think is.
Speaker 1: Ava Bron or something? So aver Bron beats.
Speaker 4: Because her account was still Chris Tyson though, and I
Speaker 4: got confused. I was like Chris Tyson a K and
Speaker 4: like A why, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I only kind of kind of cursory looked at
Speaker 5: curse like did it in passing?
Speaker 1: So Chris.
Speaker 4: Was was involved in a lot of rude ship. So
Speaker 4: one thing that I know, because there's a lot of
Speaker 4: rumors going around, but one thing that's been confirmed because
Speaker 4: even King Starr, well he was involved in it, and
Speaker 4: he said he spoke to Ava Chris.
Speaker 1: I think I think she goes by Avon now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they she was into the like that lolli
Speaker 4: shit and shad Man would draw that lolli shit right, and.
Speaker 5: He commissioned mission he commissioned shad Man or she committed sorry, yeah,
Speaker 5: she commissioned Shadman for something.
Speaker 4: Yeah this is wild. Yeah, so like that and the
Speaker 4: thing that's been so much more you guys get dude,
Speaker 4: there's the thing that's getting crazy about. So there's a
Speaker 4: lot of people now that are trying to call out
Speaker 4: people that were defending shad Man for when his website.
Speaker 1: Got shut down.
Speaker 4: And the thing is, I feel like there's a lot
Speaker 4: of people that probably didn't know the extent of everything
Speaker 4: that was happening.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure because to be fair, I found out
Speaker 1: about him late. Shadman.
Speaker 4: Actually I used to have a po box in like
Speaker 4: twenty seventeen. Somebody sent me a shirt and I was like,
Speaker 4: the fuck is this? And I'm wearing it like it
Speaker 4: was a shad the like that shad I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is that? So I looked him up
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, A bunch of people are following
Speaker 4: the guy whatever. I didn't see any of his crazy shit.
Speaker 4: I didn't pay attention to any of that. But I
Speaker 4: saw a couple of not that long years. It was
Speaker 4: years ago, but I saw two Turkey Tom videos that
Speaker 4: laid out everything. I was like, I had no idea
Speaker 4: this guy was an ultra pervert. I didn't know about
Speaker 4: the X twenty well that chicked, the that played X
Speaker 4: twenty two.
Speaker 1: Twenty three. I keep sucking this. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I keep saying twenty two. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So the little Hispanic girl that was twelve years old
Speaker 4: when she was in the movie Logan. You know that?
Speaker 1: Did you see Logan?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, twelve.
Speaker 1: I thought she was small. Thought she was smaller than that.
Speaker 1: Oh well, she was twelve, little tiny.
Speaker 4: Because they one of the one of the representative, one
Speaker 4: of her representatives sent a cease and desist because Shadman
Speaker 4: was drawing.
Speaker 1: Sexual pictures of her and he was selling it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he was, but probably I just don't know. But he
Speaker 1: drew them for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like he also drew Keeam Star's like
Speaker 4: eight year old daughter in a sexual way. Came Star
Speaker 4: freaked out about that, and he's still pissed off about
Speaker 4: that ship because he mentioned it a few days ago,
Speaker 4: and so he has done a bunch of crazy shit.
Speaker 4: And I saw those Turkey Tom videos and I was
Speaker 4: like blown away.
Speaker 1: I was like, I fucking had no idea the extent
Speaker 1: of all this shit because I kind of missed that
Speaker 1: wave because I wasn't I was never that uh familiar
Speaker 1: with him. I just knew he was like a big
Speaker 1: figure toward the work community. Has always been like very
Speaker 1: weirdly tangentially like attached to you guys in a strange way.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they're not safe for work.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah, like the like those are
Speaker 1: draws artists.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean Chad had like a million vols.
Speaker 1: Like he wasn't like some random dude, Like he was mega.
Speaker 4: Kind of like everybody.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 4: Everybody interacted him.
Speaker 1: People would cosplay with him and people playing with him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he had like this, he had like an
Speaker 5: iconic kind of like character and then he would just
Speaker 5: be like he was like an internet meme word edgy guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I saw a list going around of like these are
Speaker 5: all the people who have interacted with Chadman. I was like,
Speaker 5: good luck. That's like literally everybody of any consequence. Yeah,
Speaker 5: from twenty ten, Like I was like twenty twenty. I
Speaker 5: was trying to think with my old account. I was like,
Speaker 5: was I following him?
Speaker 4: And I don't have any memories of interacting with the dude,
Speaker 4: but maybe because the thing is I didn't know him
Speaker 4: as I didn't see any of his weird drawings.
Speaker 1: I just never paid that close attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw like one thing of like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck was it?
Speaker 4: I saw a few, but I saw the stuff that
Speaker 4: was on Twitter, and it was like it was like, uh,
Speaker 4: just standard kind of and not safe for work stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember specifically seeing like a what's the misincredible? What
Speaker 3: was her name? Yeahlast girl?
Speaker 1: Okay, like oh that's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah I think. Yeah, so I can say I think
Speaker 4: I wonder if people are in the same camp. Is like,
Speaker 4: because I didn't see any lawy stuff. Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 4: at least if I don't fucking remember.
Speaker 3: I don't watch cartoons like to jerk off.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, yeah, that's kind of like the
Speaker 4: because I imagine Now, look, I did see some people's
Speaker 4: tweets that I feel like maybe they've seen some shit
Speaker 4: because they're saying like, oh, you're fucking weird or whatever,
Speaker 4: like you're weird but that's the extent of it or something.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't really like I said, it's it's that's their business.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck's going on. There's gonna
Speaker 4: be some witch hunt things. But Chris uh Ava Chris
Speaker 4: or whatever, bron Ava a bron Chris Tyson, Chicken, mister bee,
Speaker 4: Chris Ye, Chris Ava bron Tyson Chicken is the is
Speaker 4: their full name if I'm not mistaken anyway. Yeah, So yeah,
Speaker 4: it's getting it's getting weird, man. And there's some allegations that, uh,
Speaker 4: this was stupid because this is hilarious Internet. It's funny that, uh,
Speaker 4: they groomed this kid.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I forgot the age, thirteen fifteen. I don't remember. They
Speaker 4: met up there in some discord group or some ship
Speaker 4: making crash jokes. I guess about something about nudes or something,
Speaker 4: but it was just jokes. And the person came out
Speaker 4: and was like, y'all are being fucking wild. That was
Speaker 4: not like groomed, nothing happened, y'all are being crazy. And
Speaker 4: then everybody's responding to that guy like, do you were
Speaker 4: a kid? You don't fucking know that you were being groomed?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, look, maybe I look at I.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's plausible, But to me, it's just more like,
Speaker 5: look if she if the person doesn't feel groomed, that's
Speaker 5: kind of not really the issue.
Speaker 3: The issue is why are you engaging in those conversations
Speaker 3: in the first place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's it's still falls on uh yeah,
Speaker 4: it's still still falls on mister beast Chris, it still
Speaker 4: falls on them because.
Speaker 1: I just I just I in no universe just have
Speaker 1: these jokey, raunchy interactions with people that I fucking know
Speaker 1: or underage.
Speaker 4: It's just it just doesn't especially like that degree.
Speaker 5: Dude, thirteen is fucking crazy, right, Like thirteen might as
Speaker 5: well be ten, Like you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 5: it's just might say it's such a that's that is
Speaker 5: a literal child, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one. It's one of those things that.
Speaker 1: Unless there is completely a not like say you have
Speaker 1: a fan that's completely anonymous and you just respond in
Speaker 1: a stupid like, you know, saying something like, oh I
Speaker 1: do a gay cover and maybe I get a reply
Speaker 1: about something, I don't have no fucking idea. But there's
Speaker 1: I don't respond to my fans in a sexual manner,
Speaker 1: like in like a way that's even crossing that line
Speaker 1: or something, because it's just you don't know who's behind
Speaker 1: the screen. You just don't know who's you don't you
Speaker 1: don't live in a safe world where like well like
Speaker 1: unless you know this, like assume that, assume you don't
Speaker 1: know who the fuck you're talking to. It's different tho
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 5: It's look, it's a different world, okay, Like there's I
Speaker 5: because I've seen people like get in trouble for like
Speaker 5: communicating with even even just like normal communicat like I
Speaker 5: remember back in the day, like in like twenty twelve,
Speaker 5: or like even like a little bit before that, interacting
Speaker 5: with like internet etiquette as far as like how famous
Speaker 5: people should interact with their fans, like especially when they're
Speaker 5: in a famous It's not really like a rule book
Speaker 5: that was like quite written. Like I remember, like I
Speaker 5: would interact with like fans all the time. I didn't
Speaker 5: really know how old they were sure or but I
Speaker 5: also never had like long extended conversations at all, people
Speaker 5: like I love your videos, like i'd be like thanks, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, because it's just like, oh, well, I'm trying
Speaker 5: to be like a a good personality.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to like interact with it, because I don't
Speaker 5: like the idea of like, oh, you get super famous
Speaker 5: and then you just don't care about the people who you.
Speaker 3: Know you shouldn't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but a point, like at a certain point, like
Speaker 5: it there becomes like oh okay, there's a parasocial thing here.
Speaker 5: Ah yeah, let's let's not And especially if they're fucking
Speaker 5: thirteen and you're like.
Speaker 3: How old was that?
Speaker 4: How old was she?
Speaker 1: I think, well, I think it was twenty I'm assumab
Speaker 1: old enough. I think it was twenty. No to not
Speaker 1: be talking like that to a fucking thirteen year old.
Speaker 1: Where the whole thing they like you can see who
Speaker 1: the person is.
Speaker 4: I like all that kind of shit, like when you
Speaker 4: when when there's the when is I think where you
Speaker 4: can clearly see who the person is, there there are
Speaker 4: sometimes you just like hey, like you just don't even
Speaker 4: want to go there. Like said, I don't think there's
Speaker 4: anything wrong with saying like a thank you or whatever.
Speaker 4: If somebody gets you a shadow or say, like what
Speaker 4: if somebody like made you, uh fan art or something.
Speaker 1: They'd be like on third stel like, you don't get
Speaker 1: the fun out of here right now that they kill you.
Speaker 1: Y I'm gonna kill you. I'm already I'm already inside
Speaker 1: the window.
Speaker 5: That's also but we're also viewing this from again the
Speaker 5: modern lens of having seen this kind of thing go
Speaker 5: wrong many many times. There was a point in time
Speaker 5: I remember that was like a really normal thing. Like
Speaker 5: if you got fan mail from some you'd be like, oh, thanks,
Speaker 5: this is great, you know what I mean, because that's
Speaker 5: like old school select like celebrities can get fan mail
Speaker 5: from like kids, you know what I mean, would.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, this is great. You know it's it's
Speaker 1: it's terrifying. But people.
Speaker 3: The thing is, people have ruined wholesome engagements like that,
Speaker 3: Like you just can't do it.
Speaker 1: Like there's probably like there's probably like.
Speaker 5: A million completely rational individual back and forths that you
Speaker 5: can have with all sorts of people that are just
Speaker 5: not worth doing at this point because like, why would
Speaker 5: you fucking open yourself up to that in the first place,
Speaker 5: especially if you're fucking making jokes.
Speaker 3: About like sex and shit with like thirteen years.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Crazy to me, that's that's never been like, I
Speaker 1: think that's okay. That's the thing right there.
Speaker 4: To me, that's the only thing that matters because I
Speaker 4: personally I haven't been I'm not shooken to think that
Speaker 4: I can't say something to somebody in a completely normal
Speaker 4: setting because I'm what the fuck are we talking about?
Speaker 4: If you're not doing anything wrong, they can you can't
Speaker 4: get grilled. Imagine imagine this, Imagine being in person and
Speaker 4: a kid gets lost, right, I'm not separated from that.
Speaker 1: See, that's what I'm saying. But really sad, But I see,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: There are some people who genuinely feel like, oh, someone
Speaker 4: might think I'm trying to do something to this kid,
Speaker 4: where I'm like, I don't have that feeling because.
Speaker 1: Children children are drawn to me in a weirdly magnetic way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've always been that way. It's like children and pets
Speaker 1: have always adored me. Sure, I am terrified of being
Speaker 1: around children. I don't know why, because of the fact
Speaker 1: that people. For me, it's always when people get people
Speaker 1: act funny around their kids because people are trying to
Speaker 1: protect their children they don't know who people are.
Speaker 3: And I understand that.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 1: That's why I make a very serious effort to stay
Speaker 1: away from children at all means, because I've been to
Speaker 1: arguments where I've seen people like a child gets hurt, right,
Speaker 1: and somebody goes like, here's a kid, okay, and the
Speaker 1: parent completely overreacts on persons trying to help the kid, right,
Speaker 1: And it's like, what is this gonna train my brain
Speaker 1: to do other than be like, oh, stay away from
Speaker 1: that kid. Unfortunately that child got hurt, but like it's
Speaker 1: easier to just not get involved in that problem. You know,
Speaker 1: I would probably behave that way if I had a
Speaker 1: bad experience like that. And I've had a bad experience.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm just so I just kind of just
Speaker 1: I'm afraid. But that's just my nature. My censure is
Speaker 1: that I'm when I'm afraid of something happening to me,
Speaker 1: I avoid it. Yeah, I feel like it's weird.
Speaker 4: It's just it to me, it's weird in a way
Speaker 4: that well, he also has that that that experience with
Speaker 4: his friend who is like, falsely, that's that's my nature.
Speaker 1: I just like, ever since happened one of my friends.
Speaker 1: He was up with a girl and then freaking she
Speaker 1: claimed that she fucking assaulted her, and there we were
Speaker 1: like that didn't happen. Oh well, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1: And that's just when my nature of my whole life
Speaker 1: that I've seen people act really fucking weird, or people
Speaker 1: change the way they act over their children or or
Speaker 1: this or things in general over women's like that. So
Speaker 1: my nature is that I just make a very serious
Speaker 1: effort to never be in a situation. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: only I've only held my god so maybe four times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see like she like that to me is weird.
Speaker 4: Like to me, stuff like that is weird. I understand
Speaker 4: the other situation, like say, maybe you don't want to
Speaker 4: be alone with like a a girl that could potentially
Speaker 4: turn out insane or something.
Speaker 1: Literally, Chris has seen me do it, like when I'm
Speaker 1: talking about someone's drunken something like get them out.
Speaker 4: Because to me, it's just like it's sounds like hell.
Speaker 4: Like when Mike Pencil was like, oh, I'm never alone
Speaker 4: with a woman ever, you know, I'm only I can
Speaker 4: only be like it's like that type of shit idea.
Speaker 4: It's just that it's that weird ship where I'm like, you,
Speaker 4: you have this preconceived notion about like the nature of
Speaker 4: women or something to be afraid to be sorry, I
Speaker 4: guess because it's also because I feel like I can
Speaker 4: xtrapolate that to you know, people being bigoted, and to say,
Speaker 4: like I I think black people are capable of doing
Speaker 4: this thing, So I try my best to just stay
Speaker 4: away from because I don't put myself.
Speaker 1: I remember that argument is so much more arbitry that
Speaker 1: that's even more I.
Speaker 4: Think it's I think it's just that the intent is different,
Speaker 4: but I think it's the same result.
Speaker 1: I think it's the same.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's it's a I just don't have
Speaker 4: I don't harbor those feelings for anybody, and I feel
Speaker 4: like if nothing's happened to me, I don't have a
Speaker 4: reason to feel that way.
Speaker 1: Like if a child's lost, yeah, I'd want to help
Speaker 1: the child, but I'd be afraid of like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: See that's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's just like having the the thought of like being
Speaker 4: afraid of because to me, I'm like, if nothing has happened,
Speaker 4: why the fuck am I afraid?
Speaker 1: It's the same nothing afraid. But the thing is that
Speaker 1: you can do so often people don't do anything wrong
Speaker 1: and bad things come from them. It's such ay, all,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's such a smart thing. I think
Speaker 1: it's very small. I don't think it's small.
Speaker 3: I think it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not common. It's not as common. It's more often
Speaker 1: than not something will not happen. It is insanely rare.
Speaker 1: You know, it's rare.
Speaker 5: I think it's kind of like like, I think it's
Speaker 5: like being nervous before you get on a plane, even
Speaker 5: though the likelihood of you crashing is very very low. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I will say, if it happens to you, then the
Speaker 5: chances are it's also being on a because like because
Speaker 5: like in the in that same vein, I'm glad you
Speaker 5: brought that up, because like, being in a car is
Speaker 5: infinitely more dangerous.
Speaker 1: Oh, but it doesn't feel dangerous. I'm horrified a plane,
Speaker 1: but see, like the whole thing. But that is I
Speaker 1: think that is simply my nature. My nature is that
Speaker 1: I was raised on horror stories of bad things happening,
Speaker 1: and now my nature is like I don't want this
Speaker 1: to happen. Yeah, I guess like the plane things a
Speaker 1: little more like I was saying the plane things a
Speaker 1: little more reasonable because but that's.
Speaker 4: It seems scary.
Speaker 1: But that's the that's just that's the nature I've grown
Speaker 1: up with where it's idea is that like, even when
Speaker 1: I want to do something right, under my brain is
Speaker 1: like this could go wrong though, I guess I guess.
Speaker 1: My point is it's not healthy at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's kept me safe for the most part.
Speaker 4: Well no, like I'm safe too, but I'm completely safe.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying what you're doing is completely unhealthy. You
Speaker 4: don't need a change, you can you can be you
Speaker 4: have that unhealthy mindset. It just seems like a much
Speaker 4: more stressful way to live. It's like extra baggage on you.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't mean, I don't think so, but it's I
Speaker 1: don't get myself involved suitches that are gonna get me
Speaker 1: into problems, and I feel that's just kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: I do either.
Speaker 5: But you see how like why isn't why isn't that enough?
Speaker 5: I guess why isn't it just enough to just not
Speaker 5: engage in stupid behavior?
Speaker 1: It's like, why are you? Like I don't But my
Speaker 1: thing is that my stupid behavior barometer is way more
Speaker 1: than like Oh, that's stupid for me even to begin with.
Speaker 1: I think like the things that I think are stupid
Speaker 1: are probably just some more than you guys think are Still,
Speaker 1: it's not safe for me to do this. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get let me say this.
Speaker 4: I think that there are things that you should definitely
Speaker 4: have that mentality for because there are a heightened possibility
Speaker 4: of getting fucked, like say, getting stopped by a cop.
Speaker 4: I think even if nothing's ever happened to you before,
Speaker 4: there's plenty of say, dark skinned folks that have ever
Speaker 4: had a bad interaction, but there's probably still being nervous
Speaker 4: that there's a high potential that that piece of ship
Speaker 4: could have a bad day or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They just want to profile into every aspect of That's
Speaker 1: the whole.
Speaker 4: Thing where I'm like, it's that interaction they have, that
Speaker 4: thought process is rational. To be afraid to help a
Speaker 4: child is kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I help someone else gets it.
Speaker 1: Like I just kind of feel like I was like,
Speaker 1: you're that's incredibly selfish.
Speaker 5: I just feel like it's kind of like, oh, I
Speaker 5: don't want anybody to think pedophile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though I'm not, I don't want this to
Speaker 1: go wrong anyway, I'm gonna let that kid do his thing.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't want to die.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know what happens. You know how many times
Speaker 3: I've almost died? That makes you about I mean, that's
Speaker 3: kind of man that far away from a pedophile?
Speaker 1: How is how is that the same die? One isn't
Speaker 1: inherently way more insidious than the other.
Speaker 5: The other one is just they're both pretty insane. Like
Speaker 5: letting a child in the woods is pretty fucking idious.
Speaker 1: If a child's in the woods, right and I see
Speaker 1: a child in the woods and it's like it's starving
Speaker 1: and its tongue it's covering the ball, I'm like, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: little dude. Uh you you have any clue of your
Speaker 1: parents might be I don't know, And I'll be like,
Speaker 1: let me give you letty, but I want to have
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 4: Here's a liptus Okay, okay, okay, a greasy fuck rabs
Speaker 4: a kid, puts him under his shoulder and he's heading
Speaker 4: towards this white fucked up van.
Speaker 3: You know, e three fifty?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Oh? Obviously, guys, Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: it's just also stayed bullshit, clearly Mahara parts. I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: what are you doing with that kid? Or I'll say something,
Speaker 1: I'll take that fucking plate numbers down, and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I saw some guy going to a van with a child.
Speaker 4: It's not the same color as him, so I don't know,
Speaker 4: So you would watch him get into the van.
Speaker 1: I would, I would probably, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just these are situation things, you know, Like I like,
Speaker 1: is this always? There's always saying yeah, and there's doing
Speaker 1: that is my? That is my. That is the thing
Speaker 1: I'm very very proprid of because I've been in situations
Speaker 1: where I thought I would have done something and I
Speaker 1: was too scared to do things, and I was like,
Speaker 1: holy fucking ship. But all sis where I thought I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna do anything and I fucking did something, which
Speaker 1: I'm like, that was stupid, but like this is good too,
Speaker 1: this is good enough, Like I would hopefully I would
Speaker 1: hopefully be like, oh, I'm a mister beast. Is that
Speaker 1: is that, mister beasts? That this is smister hell yeah,
Speaker 1: And he wakes up and he's like, no, I'm beastmister,
Speaker 1: look man. We all know. In case was like a
Speaker 1: it's something happening. I think this, this conversation was good
Speaker 1: to know that we can't count on you. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like I mean, I think it's I think it's good
Speaker 1: to know good. They say, there's a fire. We do
Speaker 1: our we do our second live show.
Speaker 4: There's a fire and like some some kids there happens
Speaker 4: to be like a thirteen year older and brought a son,
Speaker 4: you know, and he's trapped under like a little thing,
Speaker 4: you know. His shirt kind of just rolls up a
Speaker 4: little bit, and you're like, sorry, kid, I don't want
Speaker 4: to be I don't want to be seen touching you.
Speaker 4: People are gonna think that I'm trying to molest you.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker. The fire is slowly creeping up to the
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, dude, I'm really sorry, man, I wish
Speaker 1: it was different. I'll sit with you until the fire.
Speaker 3: I guess. Oh, man, I was school.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Ath those are my kids look different about? There's no context.
Speaker 1: It be weird you being around your own child. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make it weird. I'm an I'll put rupers out.
Speaker 3: If you were Kingston, I would shoot you. I would
Speaker 3: I would shoot That.
Speaker 1: Is so terrible at the same time, it's just like me,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not I'm I'm very I'm not nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm overly precautionary.
Speaker 3: This my nature.
Speaker 4: Nobody cares you. Hear you hear what the kids did?
Speaker 1: Does your kids, Lily listen?
Speaker 3: We gotta move on.
Speaker 4: That's so fun. We gotta move on.
Speaker 1: Believe me over your fucking believe me, over your significant others.
Speaker 3: Over your son and your kids that are like, when
Speaker 3: did this happen?
Speaker 1: Your kids are like, nothing happened. Move on, it's not true.
Speaker 5: Did we really talk much about mister beast feeling? We
Speaker 5: spent Oh well, we kind of covered what it was like,
Speaker 5: and he left. Mister he left like he's he's disassociated
Speaker 5: with mister now they cut out. I just you know, really,
Speaker 5: before you keep that in mind, whatever is you're about
Speaker 5: to say he had a statement that was or she
Speaker 5: had a statement that was terrible.
Speaker 3: It was like a terrible statement.
Speaker 5: It was just like, I'm sorry if I offended anybody
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 4: And it's like, you're not.
Speaker 5: Really shedding light on anything, like I don't like I've
Speaker 5: seen some ridiculous I saw an accusation that he like
Speaker 5: met minus in the Woods, which is probably crazy, but
Speaker 5: like the fact that he just didn't address any anything,
Speaker 5: like at the very least, like, look, the doctor disrespect
Speaker 5: statement was terrible as well.
Speaker 4: At the very least he was like specific about like
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 5: Right, even if he was like Cagy and like trying
Speaker 5: to avoid it, he still like had to confront like
Speaker 5: what the actual issue was. Cagey as it might have been.
Speaker 5: This mister beast Chris thing was like it was it
Speaker 5: fit in like a single tweet. It wasn't really a statement.
Speaker 4: It was very vague. So in my mind, you met
Speaker 4: with a person in the.
Speaker 1: World, Yeah you might have some wild ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah you didn't say any Like why why wouldn't you
Speaker 5: at the very least like try to like, look, if
Speaker 5: you've engaged with like whatever, that's like problematic own that,
Speaker 5: I guess, or like confront that front. But like, dude,
Speaker 5: there's so much else going around that like it would
Speaker 5: behoove you to address.
Speaker 1: And what's crazy for me is that the moment for
Speaker 1: like things like that is like like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like what do you do if you're innocent? Like what
Speaker 1: do you do if you're innocent person? I think you
Speaker 1: want to like, I like, what do you do? I
Speaker 1: think it's from my perspective, even if because the thing
Speaker 1: is that something that has thrown you, it's too late already.
Speaker 1: So the best thing to do is never had that happened,
Speaker 1: like stay too far with from methodica, but that you
Speaker 1: know that's not but once it happened, obviously, like what
Speaker 1: do you do?
Speaker 4: What do you do? I guess from my perspective the way,
Speaker 4: first of all, you're a very famous person because you're
Speaker 4: adjacent to mister Beast.
Speaker 1: You do have some power.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that are going to support
Speaker 4: you if you if your statement is reasonable. It wasn't,
Speaker 4: so it's like you're an idiot. So me, I know,
Speaker 4: I didn't do any of that wild ship. I'm like,
Speaker 4: first of all, y'all are fucking crazy. I didn't do
Speaker 4: any of that stuff that you're saying.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm speaking from like myself. I'm not speaking at if
Speaker 4: I was Ava bron Chris or whatever would be like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, I like some weird shit.
Speaker 1: But I'm not into that stuff anymore.
Speaker 3: You just keep it moving.
Speaker 4: I guess all the other stuff is not like there
Speaker 4: was no sexual crazy shit, No I think being because
Speaker 4: I think silence is just bad, and also specifically because
Speaker 4: she transitioned, because like one of the first posts that
Speaker 4: I saw was like, uh, it was a compilation of
Speaker 4: Lebron doing awesome shit. It was like it was like
Speaker 4: transphobes after finding out about uh, mister Beast Chris or whatever,
Speaker 4: and it's just Lebron is doing the dopest ship because
Speaker 4: they're just having a field day. There's because like this
Speaker 4: was basically like the super Bowl for a lot of
Speaker 4: those fucking transphobes that think they're all like this or whatever.
Speaker 4: So I also feel like it would be in her
Speaker 4: best interest to address that ship, to swatch some of
Speaker 4: that transphobia down.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't have to, but I feel like if you
Speaker 4: care about the trans community, you may want to be
Speaker 4: Like you being a fucking weirdo contributed to a lot
Speaker 4: of this ship, this transphobia, And I feel like if
Speaker 4: if she cared, you'd mentioned you would mention it, you
Speaker 4: would want to. It's clear she doesn't give a fuck
Speaker 4: about anything. That's why the statement was so shitty.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a bad it's it's a very bad.
Speaker 4: He's just like, all right, well, I've heard, mister Beat's
Speaker 4: enough to where I'm gonna because it's like you've already
Speaker 4: known the ship that.
Speaker 1: You're in first of all, mister Beasts, like, did he
Speaker 1: not know? Like I mean I could see him not know, Like.
Speaker 4: But the shad that sh it's been around for a while,
Speaker 4: so that Chadman stuff what is but the commission is
Speaker 4: did he know that? I really doubt that mister Beast
Speaker 4: knew that this person commissioned shad Man for something that's
Speaker 4: not something that she would brag about publicly. It's how
Speaker 4: you know that?
Speaker 3: How the would you know that?
Speaker 1: If you're completely disconnected from the Internet, you wouldn't know,
Speaker 1: like this is what this is? How I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: You just.
Speaker 3: Found out about it?
Speaker 4: Huh, Well, I found out about it years ago from
Speaker 4: watching you found out about there this person's interaction with
Speaker 4: Shadman years ago. Mister christ Yes, really, what are you
Speaker 4: talking about that was public following, mister Beast, No, I
Speaker 4: told you that I watched some Turkey Tom videos that
Speaker 4: detailed all that ship that went down. Wait with this
Speaker 4: miss with mister Beast, Chris, there are documentaries from Turkey
Speaker 4: Tom about that specific person.
Speaker 3: I really I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I said, I found out about Shadman. No, it's about
Speaker 4: shadd It was about Shaddman. Yeah, but Shadman and that
Speaker 4: stuff was in it though.
Speaker 3: Right, Really I'm confused about the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Look at so the whole thing about because the people
Speaker 4: that interacted with it, it was publicly interacted, and there
Speaker 4: were some interactions. This wasn't just commission. This wasn't just
Speaker 4: like like there were so confused. Look if if the commission,
Speaker 4: maybe the actual transaction wasn't public, but the interactions with
Speaker 4: Chris whatever the fuck they're Tyson or whatever, publicly reacting
Speaker 4: with Shadman, that was public.
Speaker 1: Yep. No, but that's what I'm saying. Everybody interacted with Shadman, right,
Speaker 1: and so like what about the Lalli dude, But it
Speaker 1: was but I guess the nature of them interacting directly
Speaker 1: was LOLLI the whole I don't like what am I saying.
Speaker 1: That's confusing. I was just trying to figure out, like,
Speaker 1: what the what was the thing you were talking about?
Speaker 5: Because here's thing, I've never heard of this fucking guy
Speaker 5: at all, mister beat Chris, this person oh straight up
Speaker 5: before like a week two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: No fucking clue person. Yeah, maybe maybe, like I think
Speaker 4: there was like a thing with like maybe nick marks
Speaker 4: and those people where they mentioned this person. I don't
Speaker 4: really remember. I don't watch mister Beast at all. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck he does. Watch mister Beast either, But when mister
Speaker 1: beasts is the most famous YouTuber, because we're adjacent to YouTube,
Speaker 1: we were YouTubers technically still are ye when the biggest
Speaker 1: YouTuber their their best friend transitions, it's all over the internet.
Speaker 1: It's all over Twitter.
Speaker 4: I don't, it's all over You're dude, you're pretty dial
Speaker 4: like from when I look at your feed and there stuff,
Speaker 4: you're pretty dialed in. Yeah, I mean I find in
Speaker 4: and out. But like with like mister bat specifically, I
Speaker 4: remember like watching one video of his.
Speaker 1: You don't have to watch anything, but I don't. I've
Speaker 1: never seen any of his videos, right right.
Speaker 4: I also don't research them because I don't. It's not
Speaker 4: about research, it's just there. I don't watch Turkey Tom,
Speaker 4: I don't watch the drama people. I didn't watch Turkey
Speaker 4: Tom transitioning. I was saying, to be aware. You said
Speaker 4: you didn't know about them at all, right, and I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, like, that's pretty insane just knowing how like
Speaker 4: there are things that are way more obscure that you're
Speaker 4: aware of that you had quote tweeted or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm just saying I'm not disbelieving you or anything.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's.
Speaker 4: Pretty wild that you happen to skip that ship that
Speaker 4: event about the most famous YouTuber's best friend transitioning and
Speaker 4: a bunch of transphobes going crazy, right.
Speaker 5: I think I remember hearing some I remember hearing that
Speaker 5: event happened, but I didn't like look into it because again,
Speaker 5: I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: I didn't look into it either. It's just aware of
Speaker 1: it about looking into it.
Speaker 3: It's about the awareness.
Speaker 5: It's about the specificity of the awareness, is what I'm
Speaker 5: talking about. I wasn't aware that this was the same
Speaker 5: person or that that was even like this was the
Speaker 5: person that we were talking about.
Speaker 1: It's totally fine. But yeah, but but but that's beside
Speaker 1: the points.
Speaker 4: It's just a it is.
Speaker 1: Do you see that what the line? Yeah, it looks
Speaker 1: like you can type something.
Speaker 3: You break Patreon.
Speaker 1: I think I broke my life by fucking it looked
Speaker 1: like it had a cursor where you can like type
Speaker 1: that was wearing the names on the on the save
Speaker 1: the home screen or that's screen saver.
Speaker 3: You change patreons cold and you make everything in the
Speaker 3: N word.
Speaker 1: If that were possible, Like I would have doad that forever.
Speaker 3: You just it's a line. It's line wise.
Speaker 1: But is it? Everybody's Patreon can't fix it.
Speaker 3: They're like, we don't. We have to get rid of Patreon.
Speaker 1: Either we get rid of Patreon or we leave it
Speaker 1: like this, Will they give it a patreo anything? If
Speaker 1: you made every single word.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was the I forgot that.
Speaker 3: That was the that's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember. Somebody was like, like, that's a crazy
Speaker 1: fucking lineway. Yeah, of course, pow Rangers mightier than before.
Speaker 4: Oh z that's zero.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking dude. Don't sing that one.
Speaker 3: You don't like that one.
Speaker 1: Sucking lots of whores.
Speaker 3: That's the vider man that's on the floor.
Speaker 4: I love Zeo.
Speaker 3: That's what's so cool.
Speaker 1: I like lost in Space and not lost in space.
Speaker 1: Powers in Space, Well they were I like I like that.
Speaker 3: Those are the first three of four connected.
Speaker 1: Ranging men flying high in the first three are connected
Speaker 1: in words go inward Rangers. Then so there's Zeo, there's
Speaker 1: Mighty morphin Zo and then it goes in space and
Speaker 1: then the galaxy lost out power rangengers, lost lost galaxies,
Speaker 1: lost galaxies the way gaping apes or something like that.
Speaker 4: Something there's like space apes and there sucking.
Speaker 1: Them, I mean space executive people like people. Then after
Speaker 1: a galaxy, that's when that's the finale of explodes himself.
Speaker 3: He's like, nigga, he.
Speaker 1: Says, he explodes. Yeah, it's the white space man says
Speaker 1: the end word kissed me off. He could have did
Speaker 1: that forever ago.
Speaker 3: From the first series.
Speaker 4: He's in a fucking tube. You might as well blow
Speaker 4: yourself up and just save everybody.
Speaker 1: Then he almost died in the first movie and they
Speaker 1: found him and they were like, well they found him.
Speaker 1: They put a fucking gray blanket on the nigga. What
Speaker 1: was that to this day? He got shattered out of
Speaker 1: the tube. First of all, he was supposed to be
Speaker 1: trapped in another dimension, but then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: he's in this tube and then he's there, So he
Speaker 1: was there the whole time. Was that the final series?
Speaker 1: That the first movie, That was the first movie, And
Speaker 1: they were like He's in a tube and he's in
Speaker 1: a gray sweater and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: What the and then he has these weird non ear
Speaker 1: things and then his brother Ivanus that's my nigga dog.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be so bad and I was growing up.
Speaker 3: Was dope.
Speaker 4: Even though he was a psychopath. He was just coming
Speaker 4: goo all over all. Those been controlling them, you, uh,
Speaker 4: controlling purple com That was crazy. I liked him, he
Speaker 4: was he was actually really fun. And then there was
Speaker 4: that bitch with the fucking like ton twirling ship that
Speaker 4: would uh, I forget her name, but she was on
Speaker 4: that planet that was clearly like New Zealand or some ship.
Speaker 4: And then like, uh, that chick she was the one
Speaker 4: that got them the ninjas.
Speaker 1: I remember that that chick was bombed.
Speaker 4: Dude, man, that chick was bombed. She was she was
Speaker 4: dressed sucking like of course. And then she she knew
Speaker 4: how to funk with the the tangle warriors like that
Speaker 4: that guy away.
Speaker 1: They're like fucking hurts were those of them, like the
Speaker 1: the the like the fucking Jim Crow Crows was remember
Speaker 1: those remembering it right like there was like a gym.
Speaker 1: They were they were very dancing, bro, they were very
Speaker 1: Jim Crow asked word, but yes they were.
Speaker 4: In my mind they are now they're absolutely the the
Speaker 4: the dumbo Jim Crows, I'm Jim Crow.
Speaker 3: They named him Jim.
Speaker 1: And then they put on the minstrel black face and
Speaker 1: and they didn't take care of their kids as fucking
Speaker 1: classic classic bros. Yeah, I think about it. Eyes, no
Speaker 1: one thing I ain't never seen. No damn elephant fly.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they put that in parents, man. I
Speaker 1: love shout shout out to the first original when it
Speaker 1: was Saban only original Power.
Speaker 4: Was really there was some good Disney ones. Uh, Dinal
Speaker 4: Thunder was all right, that's where Jason came back.
Speaker 1: He was the black remember that. That's when they had name.
Speaker 1: The White Ranger was his name. He was the volociraptor.
Speaker 1: It was a dragon. It was I don't know, you're
Speaker 1: getting too nerdy for me now. I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: watched Power Renders until I was probably like the best.
Speaker 4: One, the best one the Disney ones, SBD Pirates, Space
Speaker 4: Patrol Delta is fucking dope, dude.
Speaker 1: There's the two blickies, the black guy that was a
Speaker 1: thief that became a cop. Oh Trader, Trader, I love it.
Speaker 1: He was a thief at first, but he was a
Speaker 1: good thief. He was he stole, thief becomes the leader
Speaker 1: of it. This piece of ship. Dog, this fucking dog
Speaker 1: makes this. And there was the guy, uh, the Bluer,
Speaker 1: the Blue Range, the guy that was prime to be
Speaker 1: the Red Ranger. He was like, if I make this
Speaker 1: guy a Red Rage, that's gonna be his dad was
Speaker 1: the fucking Red Ranger. Primate. Baby's like, Nigga, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be blue fucking and this dog is just like being
Speaker 1: it just it's doing dogleg dog.
Speaker 4: He was so cool.
Speaker 1: He was doing things that dogs would do.
Speaker 4: Dog Like, why would you make a criminal that's stealing
Speaker 4: for the he's doing robinhood ship, I guess.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna make that the head of your if
Speaker 1: you make this pro if you make if you make
Speaker 1: a Derek, think of it like this, if you make
Speaker 1: the child of a nigga that's a cop that runs
Speaker 1: around with a on the back of his car, the
Speaker 1: leader of a super powered cop agency, Yeah, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 3: Derek?
Speaker 4: Well, I honestly, yes, there's gonna be a lot less
Speaker 4: dark people on the planet. Sure, but I feel like.
Speaker 1: They would have great.
Speaker 3: Dog is gonna be you cannot own a dog like
Speaker 3: oh dog.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna be way worse off. But but also
Speaker 4: I think Space for told Delta would become Alpha because
Speaker 4: they would just be killing everyone.
Speaker 1: They were Delta. They would a Delta team if I'm
Speaker 1: not mistake. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3: They were the Delta team.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were not the best team. Well they became.
Speaker 1: They became the most respected after a while, but like
Speaker 1: when the other teams showed up, they would disrespect the
Speaker 1: fuck out of them. I remember that there were others.
Speaker 4: They even had better ship the other team. The other
Speaker 4: squads had better ship, which is stupid. Imagine there being
Speaker 4: tiers of weapons. Why would you not give everyone the
Speaker 4: best equipment to give them the best chance. Yes, I mean,
Speaker 4: but that's how it works though, Like cops on the
Speaker 4: street don't have the best ship, the SWAT gets the
Speaker 4: best Okay, a holster.
Speaker 1: They have Arctor, so they actually actually have like have
Speaker 1: like a sat rifles. Reading the questions or I was
Speaker 1: trying to catch up through context.
Speaker 4: Cluse what you're talking stupid bullshit powering your ship that
Speaker 4: nobody should ever worry about it's so cool though. I
Speaker 4: love Power.
Speaker 1: It was awesome when I was I never really watched.
Speaker 4: It really yeah, And I didn't sit there like I
Speaker 4: would catch like individual episodes, like I knew who like
Speaker 4: the characters were. I think kind of I knew Reader Pulsa,
Speaker 4: but I didn't, you know.
Speaker 3: It was more about like the.
Speaker 4: Toys that then she was badassuing like wearable like stuff
Speaker 4: like a belt or like like an arm.
Speaker 1: Thing, like I had all their ship that.
Speaker 3: Was too cool for kids. It was like, that's some
Speaker 3: ship that like right now, what the intricate is?
Speaker 1: Fucked? Zach had a gun axe, Dude, that don't even
Speaker 1: over to dude, fucking as a kid a gun acts
Speaker 1: is the craziest thing ever. That's that's too much invention
Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, to be like what that's at the moment.
Speaker 1: At that moment, you start walking around like can I
Speaker 1: put this and this together? And would it make something
Speaker 1: crazy if I put my dog and a sword together?
Speaker 1: What the dog have? Dude?
Speaker 3: That's cool?
Speaker 1: Dog or dog with a blade on that's amazing. You
Speaker 1: want to get a fucking horse with a sword on its.
Speaker 4: Head, that's the that's you can't beat that thing, because
Speaker 4: then also when it's like bucking inang, it's just it's
Speaker 4: gonna kill you.
Speaker 3: It's gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Kill me first. Yeah, they flip you over and splain.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: I'd be pretty pist.
Speaker 4: Then I wouldn't be around to see the carnage. It
Speaker 4: would reak, you know, like you wouldn't be able to
Speaker 4: control that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like a porcupine that had swords and it
Speaker 1: would shoot them out if it got scared, and they
Speaker 1: grow back, and they grow back. That boss.
Speaker 4: That is psychotical.
Speaker 1: Sword man, not even just lazy fuck. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like like tartpoon, like typhoon wraptor a eel occupying sword.
Speaker 1: Are the x ones that have like because all of them,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right, we're all man things. That's why
Speaker 1: I was like, why is the man, electric man, Nigga man, man, Iceman,
Speaker 1: dick man, anything you can think? Man is a mega man,
Speaker 1: tube man, I'm sure Mega man eleven at table man.
Speaker 4: I'm baby a.
Speaker 1: Man man man.
Speaker 3: It's just oh god, a robot. It's not even what
Speaker 3: are they fucking.
Speaker 1: Maverick that he's just like that gets killed. He's so scared.
Speaker 1: He has three pellets of life. He's in the fact,
Speaker 1: trapped in the boss. So he's been trying to get
Speaker 1: out for fucking days. And then they opened up. Zero
Speaker 1: walks in and he's like, please don't kill me, Please
Speaker 1: read the questions.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm just my balls.
Speaker 3: I need to come.
Speaker 4: Are there no Dutch might walk in on us, wrote
Speaker 4: in He's take a man of Shepherd Garrison Javica.
Speaker 1: You you're Javic because he has a Jamaican accent.
Speaker 4: Who is Jack?
Speaker 1: Jack's the DLC character in Massac three.
Speaker 3: I never played the DLC.
Speaker 1: Oh, He's yeah, he's he. Of course they did. He
Speaker 1: wasn't in the Vanilla version. Like a Prothean that would
Speaker 1: give you. First of all, he's he's completely useless.
Speaker 4: Wow. Wow, he's completely useless. He's a warrior, and so
Speaker 4: he gives you no insight to the Prothean race. He's like,
Speaker 4: I was like, why would you guys do that? Lear
Speaker 4: was like, oh man, I want to learn so much.
Speaker 4: It's like, I don't know shit, nigga.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know anything about where I came from. NRI.
Speaker 1: That's basically what happens. You're like, okay, cool, you probably.
Speaker 4: Know more than I do.
Speaker 1: Actually literally she does, she literally does.
Speaker 4: That is crazy good?
Speaker 5: But uh yeah, and then he says, I finally got
Speaker 5: around to playing the mass Efect trilogy after getting the
Speaker 5: legendary edition on sale for six dollars.
Speaker 4: That's a steel, dude.
Speaker 3: That is a theft on a steam deck. Perfect?
Speaker 1: Perfect, Damn I gonna get a steam deck. You guys
Speaker 1: stop talk about that ship. Make me mad?
Speaker 5: Jealous jealous heard you guys talk about it randomly throout
Speaker 5: the years, and and I gotta say it's pretty great.
Speaker 5: Uh what are your personal rankings, tier lists? I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna do a tear list. We we can talk loosely
Speaker 5: about it, but like that's a whole production, uh, tearless
Speaker 5: of all the mass Effect companions, both in story and gameplay. Plus,
Speaker 5: what do you think of Mass Effect four should be
Speaker 5: a I'm I don't care. I don't want mass Effect
Speaker 5: to ford it to happen really like I want them
Speaker 5: to leave it alone.
Speaker 4: Like I don't think they can do it well.
Speaker 3: I have no faith.
Speaker 1: I have no faith in modern Bioway really after seeing
Speaker 1: uh the veil Guard.
Speaker 4: Mass Effect. Whenever the next mass is gonna look like that,
Speaker 4: It's good. It's gonna have that style Fortnite.
Speaker 1: It's gonna get worse.
Speaker 4: It's gonna look more gumby ish and like cartoony, gummy
Speaker 4: gumby ish. That's what Fortnite reminds me of. Reminds me
Speaker 4: of gumby. It just reminds me like.
Speaker 1: Fortnite has become such a like I play Fortnite pretty regularly.
Speaker 1: That game has become such an unbelief. It's not.
Speaker 3: Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Isn't Fortnite, you know, like the game Fortnite was and
Speaker 1: what it is now are not Like Fortnite's more or
Speaker 1: less like a mod version. It's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a hey, you want to fucking beat go go and
Speaker 1: play tag with fucking Borato and Amandalorian.
Speaker 4: Go ahead and do it for it looks kind of fun.
Speaker 4: But I just don't care about a battle Royale. I
Speaker 4: just never cared about that. Yeah, yeah, but it looks
Speaker 4: like I was seeing Magneto funck shit up and I
Speaker 4: was like, that looks really fun.
Speaker 1: Lily loves that game because it's it's a shooting game
Speaker 1: that you can actually if you're not a hardcore gamer,
Speaker 1: you can actually see what's happening. Yeah, you know, like
Speaker 1: when I play like Destiny, or when I play like uh,
Speaker 1: when I play Desk you play cod or even when
Speaker 1: I play games Overwatch really can't focus on everything doesn't
Speaker 1: have the gamers like.
Speaker 5: I think that's less about that's more to do with
Speaker 5: every every game you mentioned there is the first person shooter,
Speaker 5: and first person shooters are harder to attract for people
Speaker 5: who are watching. That's true, Like people people who are
Speaker 5: watching just like to see a character on screen. I
Speaker 5: feel like any third person shooter, I mean The Lost
Speaker 5: of Us and and other games like that too. Are
Speaker 5: also games that, like I feel like I've played throughout
Speaker 5: my life that my partner would enjoy watching. I don't
Speaker 5: like post Tsushima being one that like I played with
Speaker 5: like my AX so long time ago, and like she
Speaker 5: was like really she would watch it and she was
Speaker 5: like enthralled by it.
Speaker 3: I think it literally is just oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I think shooting game the shooters have a degree of
Speaker 1: sort of like tangibility for the people that aren't like
Speaker 1: shooting game believers. So she loves me playing that game.
Speaker 1: She's like very competitive about it because I feel like
Speaker 1: she's I feel like it's me as the vessel and
Speaker 1: she is like the fucking person that's controlling in her mind.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm playing pretty much VIC actually through you.
Speaker 3: And she loves fucking Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. Is there other modes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like do they have like a like looting ship
Speaker 1: or like like swat modes. There's like there's like a
Speaker 1: it's it's literally pretty much an engine. Now he's taking
Speaker 1: that game, and there's like various like Hord modes. There's
Speaker 1: like a Hord mode modes. Really yeah, see that, Actually
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: There's a lot into the game, so you.
Speaker 1: Can like get on you and your buddies can like
Speaker 1: fucking co op and like just do like a Hordon.
Speaker 1: There's also a Minecraft mode literally too, pretty much where
Speaker 1: you play lego versions of characters and you like build shit.
Speaker 4: I don't do that, but like the Hord mode actually
Speaker 4: kind of because like I wanted to Magneta looked fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: I was like, I know, there's probably some cool characters
Speaker 4: on that. I saw Spider Man that look fun just
Speaker 4: to swing around that universe. I know Goku is like
Speaker 4: a command or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see like one that was season I don't know
Speaker 1: if it might be in the game's files and using
Speaker 1: like outside of like the batter royal mode.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man, If looking if that's the lamest thing about I'm
Speaker 1: to look into it, because.
Speaker 4: I I probably would fuck with Fortnite if I just
Speaker 4: don't give a fuck about battery at all.
Speaker 1: But if it's like I would love, I would love.
Speaker 1: What are your enemies though? What the enemies? If you're
Speaker 1: doing various Like I'm like like what, yeah, like this
Speaker 1: various things?
Speaker 3: Look you mean various.
Speaker 1: It's like there's various purchase.
Speaker 3: It's like zombie.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's like fucking like growlers, a growler growler like
Speaker 1: a bear, a polar bear.
Speaker 3: This is your phylum that you've invented.
Speaker 1: This is the realer bears are real? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: like the creature, the creature you're fighting.
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought you were like, okay, so these are mammals,
Speaker 4: these are reptiles, these are growlers.
Speaker 1: It's it's just weird, like little I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't really play the TV modes because that's not my nature.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking unfortunately way too competitive like that. If I
Speaker 1: wasn't competitive, i'd have a much easier life. I think honestly,
Speaker 1: because I play everything competitively and then I hate it
Speaker 1: eventually and it sucks. I'm so the opposite, but mainly
Speaker 1: just because there's just too many people that are too
Speaker 1: good at and then it's not it's not fun. I
Speaker 1: don't know how. And then I reached the precipice of
Speaker 1: like really good for a regular person and I can't
Speaker 1: break into like real competitive and it hurts me. It's
Speaker 1: not you don't have the patience to get to break
Speaker 1: that threshold. I tried for years, man, I tried, Like
Speaker 1: for Smash Bros. I tried for a long time, and
Speaker 1: I got really good. I go to tournaments to win
Speaker 1: a few games, but I was like, I'm not as
Speaker 1: good as the other people. I just don't have the
Speaker 1: time to commit to it, or like I don't have
Speaker 1: it's I don't have the hand dexterity to be like
Speaker 1: I'm going to recreate how my hands work to be
Speaker 1: able to play these games.
Speaker 3: And I just gave up.
Speaker 1: It's just at that point you're kind of not having fun.
Speaker 3: It becomes a not fun thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just when you're not good enough to be able
Speaker 1: to get that level, you're like, oh, this is Funnimore. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: what was the question?
Speaker 3: So those are those are our favorite?
Speaker 4: Massive?
Speaker 1: Companions was my favorite easily. There's uh, there's uh, who's
Speaker 1: u Jimbo? What's question him?
Speaker 3: Then are the ranking like mass Effect number one from
Speaker 3: Companions Garris number one?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I like Jimbo. Jimbo's pretty.
Speaker 4: Jimbo Jo Sick is like a low a secret the
Speaker 4: secret heart of Massifact one and two. I think I
Speaker 4: think it was a mistake cutting him out of the
Speaker 4: third one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what were they thinking?
Speaker 3: I forgot the croaking you meet in the first one? Name?
Speaker 4: Uh pring Low, shut the fun up, shut up, Chris,
Speaker 4: Chris Kringle, Chris.
Speaker 1: Pringles, singles, pretty Dingles, Ingle fingers, Pilly.
Speaker 3: He's fun and silly. That's his whole name, that name,
Speaker 3: what's that name? That we fucking Grundle. There's grunggle in there.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a Honestly, I feel like.
Speaker 5: Honestly, Garris is just like no man like that's it's hard.
Speaker 5: It's hard to beat Garrets because he's just such like
Speaker 5: a like a uniformly like good.
Speaker 1: Characters, top tier.
Speaker 4: I think he gets it.
Speaker 1: I think he wins. He wins everybody else. He goes
Speaker 1: with me and a cop like, oh, I understand the
Speaker 1: world's fucked up, and he was he was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like more than a lot more at LEAs
Speaker 5: from what I remember. It's been a long time as
Speaker 5: I played like the games that he's in, but I
Speaker 5: remember liking him a lot.
Speaker 1: Of course, I was all right, my favorite Tally obviously,
Speaker 1: But yeah, Tally's cool. Tally's cool because yeah, I like
Speaker 1: Tally's nature. Like Tali, he's an interesting person. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just don't.
Speaker 4: The only thing I don't like about Tally is that,
Speaker 4: now that I think about it, is that the white
Speaker 4: woman no no, no no picture is.
Speaker 3: So stupid.
Speaker 4: Photo that was so the fact that it was like
Speaker 4: a stock photo. It was crazy they could even photograph
Speaker 4: somebody real.
Speaker 1: So sad, but.
Speaker 4: I meant not photos are real people still, But yeah,
Speaker 4: but uh that the voice changer makes me feel like,
Speaker 4: shut up.
Speaker 1: The voice changers make me feel like, uh, I'm talking
Speaker 1: to r f K. I don't like that has weird,
Speaker 1: like like she has not human legs a human's face,
Speaker 1: and that really.
Speaker 3: She didn't have that's not real.
Speaker 1: That's before and then just some assholes like here fuck
Speaker 1: you man, and who else is really cool corner that guy.
Speaker 1: I actually totally on board. What's the name of the Krogan?
Speaker 1: You mean the first game name Rex. I'm saying Rex
Speaker 1: is fucking cool. He's crazy as fun though he's working
Speaker 1: out of his mind, but he's cool as ship's bad.
Speaker 1: He becomes the leader of NOTT the planet.
Speaker 3: Then there's the other Crogan, the child.
Speaker 1: I've got his name, Jessica Jessica jo baby Crogan Jessica Jones,
Speaker 1: Jimbo Jones.
Speaker 3: I like, how you meet a baby crogan? I think
Speaker 3: that's so funny.
Speaker 1: He's like a fully grown adult but a baby to
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: But he's not. He's not built like the regular He's
Speaker 3: like tiny. He's like he's like a crogan but mini big.
Speaker 4: He's not as big as thumb rectory, but he's smaller. Literally,
Speaker 4: no grunt is manuf. He's he has been fully nurtured
Speaker 4: in that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, he's not he's not a child. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: he's a child, but physically he's smaller than mostkrogs. I
Speaker 1: don't know, he doesn't have the whole back part thing.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have the back he absolutely does, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's not the same time as I remember it being
Speaker 1: a thing. Unless I'm going fucking absolutely insane, I think.
Speaker 3: I mean this is like, this is again like when
Speaker 3: you saw me.
Speaker 1: I remember him being like just a smaller version because
Speaker 1: he was engineered. Yeah, grunt. I could be wrong, I
Speaker 1: could be maybe maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong, and
Speaker 1: like for some reason, I've.
Speaker 4: Just like I don't think he was smaller. I think
Speaker 4: he was.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was smaller, but he was just
Speaker 1: maybe he's right about the hump thing though. Maybe. But
Speaker 1: isn't that armor? Well it might it is. Well, they
Speaker 1: actually do have humps, like it has all their nutrients,
Speaker 1: like a fucking camel or him. Yeah, yeah, that makes
Speaker 1: me mad. Apparently they have two sets of generals. You
Speaker 1: find that in the dialogue. Finally, why don't we have
Speaker 1: two sets? Be dope anyway, you know, there's the refractory
Speaker 1: period after you like must like you can then just
Speaker 1: use your other one, yeah, and mass effect for that.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a continuation. I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking get it, dude, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fun's gonna be. They're gonna find Shepperd's gonna be
Speaker 1: a live again like.
Speaker 4: Me, they're gonna find Shepherd and he's gonna be away barista.
Speaker 1: He's just been working at a coffee shop a whole time.
Speaker 5: So anyway, Yeah, Trump shot Biden dies wrote in uh
Speaker 5: he says hello Chris, Derek, Sweeney and Tyler. My question
Speaker 5: is simple yet cursed without using violence. Do you think
Speaker 5: you could coerce a monkey into suicide?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course, give it a gun.
Speaker 5: No, I just think you could like lure it, like
Speaker 5: off of something high that it doesn't understand is as
Speaker 5: high as it is.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like it wouldn't work on
Speaker 1: that that one.
Speaker 4: If you throw a banana off, dude, Yeah, no, it
Speaker 4: would die and would jump off, and then I don't
Speaker 4: think it would You've seen that video of.
Speaker 3: The monkey jumping off the telephone pole. It wasn't like
Speaker 3: fucking it was.
Speaker 1: It was drunk. It was drunk, because monkeys just don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: They don't do that. That's a crazy assumption to make
Speaker 3: that it was drift.
Speaker 4: It was drunk.
Speaker 1: If monkeys did ship like that often, there would not
Speaker 1: be anywhere as near as many as there are kings.
Speaker 5: And that's an insane argument. There's plenty of plenty of
Speaker 5: human beings that do ship that gets themselves.
Speaker 1: True, that is true, because humans we have we gained awareness,
Speaker 1: but we're also really dumb. I don't think monkeys there
Speaker 1: there's they're instinctually based. I feel like they don't really do.
Speaker 4: Things like that. You've seen cats jump into fires? Correct, Yes,
Speaker 4: cats are also kind of dumb.
Speaker 1: Except they're incredibly still mega around, are they not. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's true, but there's also not a ton of fires
Speaker 1: lit around cats.
Speaker 5: Pretty My argument here is that that video of the
Speaker 5: monkey jumping off the telephone pone landing on the street
Speaker 5: is not a calm an occurrence.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I really can't imagine because think of why do you
Speaker 1: assume that it's drunk?
Speaker 3: I assume it's drunk.
Speaker 1: That's why I even attempted that, because I feel like
Speaker 1: monkeys usually don't just bleep off things.
Speaker 3: Like that until like you just said, you just said it.
Speaker 4: They don't usually do that.
Speaker 3: Then why did this one attempt that?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: What made this one go for that?
Speaker 3: Why did that one jump into the fire?
Speaker 1: What do you mean the monkey jumped to nothing? It
Speaker 1: didn't like jump to another tree.
Speaker 5: First of all, there's a there's a million reasons why
Speaker 5: that could happen. First of all, that monkey could have
Speaker 5: been in a brawl with another animal and get brain damage.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of stupid, Like that's possible. There's there's
Speaker 5: a million other explanations.
Speaker 1: Possible drunk. I would it be drunk because they eat
Speaker 1: fermented fruit and they get drunk. That's the thing that
Speaker 1: apes to do. Like, actually, that's not like a crazy
Speaker 1: thing that I have to You have to eat so
Speaker 1: much for me, not for them, for them they're smaller.
Speaker 3: So no, I swear I saw this one.
Speaker 4: I like, how much more you're doubling down the drunk
Speaker 4: or something. But it just miscalculating.
Speaker 1: But it didn't jump to anything. I understand, Like it
Speaker 1: miss calculate and it like jumps and it like misses
Speaker 1: a tree right like this is a branch and it
Speaker 1: falls whatever. But how do you know what? I jumped to? Nothing?
Speaker 1: But what if there was no tree there? It was
Speaker 1: going towards out a frame. You don't know that, no, Derek,
Speaker 1: do you know? It's not like rathies or like a
Speaker 1: like a mind virus or like a million other things
Speaker 1: that were actual mind virus made the woke mob.
Speaker 3: In fact, this fucking monkey and then jumps.
Speaker 4: To Peterson saw that video, and he cries the happiness
Speaker 4: they're getting to the monkeys.
Speaker 3: The the monkey.
Speaker 4: Then that monkey thought he was a bird because he
Speaker 4: thought he could identify as whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's thanks a lot woke mind virus.
Speaker 4: You just killed this morm You killed the monkeys, was
Speaker 4: Jennifer Coolidge. God damn it, you killed the monkey.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 3: You can't even sound like that. I can't even broke
Speaker 3: a monkey.
Speaker 4: A very dated reference.
Speaker 3: The idea, the.
Speaker 1: Idea, because I feel like animals don't just fucking killed
Speaker 1: themselves very often. Some of them do a lot of
Speaker 1: footage of man on that runs off the cliff and
Speaker 1: just actually does that. Lemmings, Yeah, yeah, are those real?
Speaker 1: Is that a real animal? Lemmings? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do they do that?
Speaker 1: Actually? I don't know, is that like a mean stereotype.
Speaker 5: Maybe they just saw like maybe they made maybe they
Speaker 5: actually maybe they oh, maybe this was the whole story, right.
Speaker 1: They found this species of lemmings and they were just chilling.
Speaker 5: And then they were like, let's get these fuckers wasted,
Speaker 5: and they gave them all this alcohol and then they
Speaker 5: just ran off a cliff and they were like, I
Speaker 5: guess this is what lemmings do.
Speaker 3: They slanged their an entire species.
Speaker 1: So this was big lemmings, that this is, this is
Speaker 1: big lemming.
Speaker 5: I feel like we've said big lemming in this exact
Speaker 5: context before that I'm not even.
Speaker 1: Simply never somebody, somebody will let us know.
Speaker 3: I feel like we had somewhat exactly conversation.
Speaker 4: Somebody will let us know, because someone had the wherewithal
Speaker 4: to remind me that I had the same conversation.
Speaker 7: What was it?
Speaker 4: It was like seven hundred episodes the first fucking episode
Speaker 4: I was on and I talked about the same thing.
Speaker 1: Oh it was dark souls in the moaning sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how the fuck do you remember.
Speaker 3: That last episode?
Speaker 1: What a coincidence to do that?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 4: Let me talk out the first episode and then they
Speaker 4: check out the like I wish, I wish, I wish
Speaker 4: I had more of an encyclopedic knowledge of things like
Speaker 4: that like that that I could be like, okay, that's
Speaker 4: from that, Like I do not have that for anything.
Speaker 1: I can't. That's too. My brain doesn't want to hold
Speaker 1: on to that information.
Speaker 5: It's like even I literally like for a while, like
Speaker 5: even the mister b stuff, and I was just like,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that's the track. That's mister Beat's
Speaker 5: transgender friend that I read about. I just didn't bother
Speaker 5: to even notice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, look, mister Beach is the guy from
Speaker 1: the Disney movie for a little while, what which one?
Speaker 1: There's a like.
Speaker 3: What are you talking like that? Like Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 1: That the guys going to fucking say people in Africa
Speaker 1: with the suit on. Yeah, you weren't supposed to be
Speaker 1: in the West Wing.
Speaker 4: I thought mister I thought mister Beast the YouTuber was
Speaker 4: an animated beast.
Speaker 1: That's why I was so confused. I was like, he
Speaker 1: goes by mister Beast.
Speaker 3: Now he goes mister Beast. Used to be just Beast,
Speaker 3: Now it's mister Beast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I like the progressive answer what happened?
Speaker 1: Because he changed into a handsome prince. What happened? And
Speaker 1: he was like, I just want to be a microplastics
Speaker 1: prince when he found the witch and he's like turning
Speaker 1: back to the beast.
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: My dick is regular, My dickies be way. I want
Speaker 1: a big old ferry cock, I said.
Speaker 5: Bell Bell don't like regular means penis I purposely run
Speaker 5: over butterflies when mowing the lawn.
Speaker 3: Road In says vote for mister Beast. Oh that's all
Speaker 3: he said.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean maybe.
Speaker 4: One day I think about him, like collecting all the
Speaker 4: trash in the ocean. Got all of it, damn he
Speaker 4: got apparently like I saw this du.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't like unconfirmed. So like he mister Beasts
Speaker 5: took all of the trash from the ocean and solved this.
Speaker 3: He couldn't. He couldn't have. That's what I That's what
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 1: But then it's like it's a common story and there's
Speaker 1: no collecting trash from all of it.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's a lie.
Speaker 5: He's the island of trash that we were talking that
Speaker 5: we've talked about on the show is gone apparently multiple right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you're not listening to what I'm saying. He's collected, according
Speaker 5: to news, all of the trash in the ocean CNN, MSNBC, Fox,
Speaker 5: that'd be.
Speaker 1: Amazing Newsmax, Newsmax.
Speaker 3: If he did that, he.
Speaker 1: Like actually the find a way this was of it correctly,
Speaker 1: he would deserve a prize.
Speaker 5: Yeah, obviously, if that's true. Second, but that's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's like, if that was, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: How did you do that?
Speaker 1: Second of all?
Speaker 3: If this is it's.
Speaker 5: True enough to be reported a lot, but not true
Speaker 5: enough for you to get a peace prize?
Speaker 1: How three?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you going to do with it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Like, the problem isn't that it's in the ocean. The
Speaker 4: problem is that we can't We don't know where to
Speaker 4: put it.
Speaker 1: Where does it go? I mean, we have to fire
Speaker 1: it into the songs? Is gonna eat it? He's gonna feed,
Speaker 1: He's gonna, he's gonna he's gonna grab all of it.
Speaker 3: He's gonna compress it down.
Speaker 1: Please, someone in the audience, please, he's gonna that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Someone in the.
Speaker 3: Audience, please, I beg of you. We've seen that there
Speaker 3: are some artists.
Speaker 4: I need a drawing. I need a drawing.
Speaker 3: Beast, mister beast, Mister, mister beasts. He has to be
Speaker 3: the way I described well, he has to be.
Speaker 1: Mister.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 1: Evolve because now he's Disney's beast, and who's beast? Mister beat?
Speaker 5: Listen whatever beast mister means to you. I want to
Speaker 5: see I want to see your mind go wild.
Speaker 3: I'm genuinely in love.
Speaker 1: With this idea of fucking beastmister, who's just this hulking mass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's terrifying. He's so strong it's puzzling.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He slaps water and it gets hot. That's how strong
Speaker 1: he is. He'll slap on the pool and he'll be
Speaker 1: boiling all. We got it. We got doom Bringer Harris,
Speaker 1: beast mister twenty four Harris.
Speaker 4: And he wanted to correct myself in my brain won't
Speaker 4: let me say comfortably beatmister.
Speaker 3: Why not? You're not trying, You're not now, you're not.
Speaker 1: Pro beastis He looks so weird, not mister bees, but
Speaker 1: like he was like.
Speaker 3: That the original look so strange man, the strangest looking fella.
Speaker 1: It looks like he was English, but in the thickest accent.
Speaker 1: He was like he speaks Nokian, like angels weak, like
Speaker 1: he can't speak at human language. He looks like I
Speaker 1: can't we could you even bring a road in?
Speaker 3: He says.
Speaker 1: He says, Hey, two gays and a van to black.
Speaker 3: I've been pouring.
Speaker 5: I've been pondering something for a while and wanted to
Speaker 5: know what your stance on This is how derogatory, racist, sexist,
Speaker 5: et cetera. Does a joke have to be for you
Speaker 5: to actually think the person saying it is racist, sexist,
Speaker 5: et cetera? Keep up, keep up for the laughs.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Context doesn't even have to be that racist or sexist.
Speaker 1: It's just depends on who.
Speaker 5: You could say something really really mundane, like from like
Speaker 5: a TV show, and how I feel about it is
Speaker 5: going to depend is going to depend largely on who
Speaker 5: you retweet constantly, you know what I mean? Like if
Speaker 5: you're just like if you make a normal kind of
Speaker 5: like you know, everybody loves Raymond tear like sexist joke, uh,
Speaker 5: but you're constantly retweeting like limbs of TikTok oh, I
Speaker 5: know you Like, I like, that's that's like the lowest
Speaker 5: you'll go, yeah, or the highest bride you'll go.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's just depending on how the person conducts himselves.
Speaker 5: I think I think I think you could be like
Speaker 5: a really nice rate, a really nice person and say
Speaker 5: the most fucked up thing possible and everybody's going to
Speaker 5: accept it.
Speaker 3: If you're if you've just shown that you're not insane,
Speaker 3: that is all.
Speaker 1: My friends mostly say, that's you. You Yeah, literally, I
Speaker 1: say horrible ship all the time. Yeah, but he means it.
Speaker 1: But I saw over all the time. But then when
Speaker 1: but I always defend the betterment of humans for the
Speaker 1: most part. You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: I actually it had a video a long time ago,
Speaker 5: but I ran into Kingston fucking a squirrel in our
Speaker 5: living room and I didn't I didn't want to put
Speaker 5: in a video or anythingcause I thought it was crazy.
Speaker 1: I had kids, it was pregnant after.
Speaker 3: That's anyway, I think. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it's pretty simple. You know, it's gonna be
Speaker 5: a psychoso.
Speaker 3: It's pretty context is key man.
Speaker 1: It's like just what it depends on, like why you're
Speaker 1: saying it of course too, Like I think if for
Speaker 1: genuine comedy, it has to be much funnier than it
Speaker 1: is racis for me to be able to laugh at it, right,
Speaker 1: But grancy look sometimes is just funny sometimes as well.
Speaker 1: Look sometimes the shock of a word where it just
Speaker 1: does not bolic nature. I thought it's Meana Ben's house.
Speaker 1: It's like, imagine you're walking down the street and a
Speaker 1: little kid bumps into you and you scream yet at him.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. If I heard that and I was like,
Speaker 1: I would laugh my ass off on the street. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that is the funniest thing I've ever seen in person
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well a second I was at Disney and some kid
Speaker 1: slipped and some guy kicked him in the face and
Speaker 1: I could not and the guy stumbled over him, and
Speaker 1: I was crying because I didn't want to start laughing
Speaker 1: because the parents took the second.
Speaker 4: The parents yanked the kid up like the kid did
Speaker 4: something wrong, kicked yeahio, I.
Speaker 3: Really saw that, dude.
Speaker 1: I was like this kid, I was listening for some reason.
Speaker 1: My mind was like Kingston looked to the left. A
Speaker 1: blessing is inbound, A blessing inbound insane And I was like,
Speaker 1: that is no better scenario that couldn't have been, that
Speaker 1: could have gotten me better.
Speaker 3: Five moments of my existence.
Speaker 1: Dog, Like, actually that is kind of a top five.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the top five moment. Dude, you weren't
Speaker 1: there to get it. I like like say, like you
Speaker 1: get married and like six.
Speaker 4: College still coge So I wanted to read this one specifically. Uh,
Speaker 4: I think we've talked about this, but like this story
Speaker 4: is crazy or this you know, this premises insane goofy
Speaker 4: and Donald Duck's illegitimate offspring road.
Speaker 5: He says, hey, gay coded gay for pay and closeted gay. Uh,
Speaker 5: I don't know you're you're gay for pay because of
Speaker 5: the music.
Speaker 4: It makes sense.
Speaker 1: It coded.
Speaker 3: My gay coded.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: Your closet and gay. I think you're clossing positive you're
Speaker 1: gay coded.
Speaker 3: I guess I mean you're a twink.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he says, what's the what's the most pain you've
Speaker 5: ever experienced? Mine was feeling my soul eggs in my
Speaker 5: body through my penis when a nurse pulled out a
Speaker 5: meter a meter of cather out of my urethra.
Speaker 4: Away, That's what I'm saying, Like, dude, that's pretty that's
Speaker 4: pretty hardcore. Dude, you're a.
Speaker 1: Sounder then, huh what was the question again?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry it got throw by the thing most pain
Speaker 5: most I think we've talked about before. But like that
Speaker 5: story that I yet, the big the image of that
Speaker 5: is it just made me shiver.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you anymore after that, dude, I gotta tell.
Speaker 4: You, I've I've I have, I have two competing most
Speaker 4: pain things one was when I bruised them the bone
Speaker 4: in my foot.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought I broke it, but it was just
Speaker 1: a bruise. A bruise bone is way different than bruises
Speaker 1: your muscle. That shit was insane most pain. But then
Speaker 1: new contender just happened recently when I had a prep
Speaker 1: for my colonoscopy, I had to drink four liters of
Speaker 1: this thing that so you can shit your guts out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I did that on Sunday. My
Speaker 1: ass is still sore. It's I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: tell you, at the end of it, I was in agony.
Speaker 1: I'm telling it was just it was just the solution.
Speaker 4: And I gotta tell you, I wonder what my ass
Speaker 4: looked like like if I would have seen like a
Speaker 4: like it was probably completely red. It was probably gone.
Speaker 4: I probably wiped like any skit. Like dude, I'm telling you,
Speaker 4: it's Wednesday. That was days ago. My ass is still sore.
Speaker 4: So then they had to you had to on the
Speaker 4: morning of the kolnoscle bey. So the following day you're
Speaker 4: supposed to do two enemas. That was and I'm telling
Speaker 4: the things are small, like the things you literally put
Speaker 4: a tube, put these little small things and squirt water
Speaker 4: a saline. The thing is, since my ass was so sore,
Speaker 4: it was agonizing. I was like, this is probably what
Speaker 4: prison feels like, dude, because like you know, like it was.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you because me and Jojo were joking like, oh,
Speaker 4: maybe this is gonna awaken something sexual in me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, dude.
Speaker 4: Now, to be fair, I know, getting fucked nasty is
Speaker 4: not like that because I mean, you're not shitting violently
Speaker 4: for days now, you know, well, who are I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't know. I gotta tell you, guys, if you've
Speaker 4: ever get up klonoscopy or if you've ever had one
Speaker 4: or anything anyone listening, and if your experience wasn't like that, I.
Speaker 1: Fucking salute you that. Like I I'm so jealous because.
Speaker 5: Use coupon code snark Tank at your next colon Oscar big.
Speaker 5: I think I think we have a honey dealer.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna be awake because it said
Speaker 1: conscious sedation, and I was like, wait, conscious sedation that
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna be like they're gonna that's that's like
Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought they were just gonna numb
Speaker 1: my body, and I was gonna be concious, like I
Speaker 1: don't want to know the things that it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: There's a smnitor right in front of my face, like
Speaker 1: just just above me. That must be wild. But I
Speaker 1: passed out.
Speaker 4: So I got lucky because it said conscious sedation is like, wait,
Speaker 4: am I gonna.
Speaker 1: Be awake for this? Imagine for a moment he see
Speaker 1: the guy just like right before I go out.
Speaker 3: See, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that I would I.
Speaker 4: Know.
Speaker 1: That's so fun. Now you have to that's like a
Speaker 1: free like I was.
Speaker 4: Actually, I gotta tell you that was the only time
Speaker 4: I was fucking nervous because I thought I was gonna
Speaker 4: be awake for it. And I'm like, I know I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna feel anything, but who the fuck wants to
Speaker 4: be awake for something?
Speaker 1: To hand sound, you're gonna feel something, You're gonna feel
Speaker 1: like I had a They numbed my nose and they
Speaker 1: shoved the camp when they're looking at my sinuses, So
Speaker 1: they numbed my nose so I can feel the camera.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't irritating, and so I was scared that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna feel the camera
Speaker 1: in my ass, dude. But like, no, they they know
Speaker 1: I was completely saying I was knocked out.
Speaker 3: They give it a video of the traveling up analle now, no,
Speaker 3: but they did.
Speaker 4: They did show me a pictures on my coal and
Speaker 4: it was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was insane. That was like this with my inside
Speaker 1: of my fucking ass looks.
Speaker 3: Like I never want to.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, you get to a certain.
Speaker 1: Age and you have to do that. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you are not if you have to be in order.
Speaker 5: To stay alive, you have to shove a camera up
Speaker 5: your ass. Maybe this is the normal human life space,
Speaker 5: like he's supposed to go. We gotta get the fuck
Speaker 5: out of here, but we live so comfortably.
Speaker 1: You can do that.
Speaker 3: I will say one thing, I will never do that.
Speaker 1: Look, the only you should probably start getting.
Speaker 3: It just as many times as they want.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, guys, the only if maybe I did
Speaker 4: it wrong, because maybe I should have. I just don't know, dude,
Speaker 4: Like I don't like I mean, I'm talking about like
Speaker 4: the drinking, the soup, the stuff.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's just bad. It just was.
Speaker 4: It was just a little bit no because there was
Speaker 4: a little lemon flavor packet. It was just too much
Speaker 4: sodium of like the solution whatever the stuff was. It
Speaker 4: was hard to like swallow unless you diluted it, like say,
Speaker 4: I wanted to put a little bit more water in
Speaker 4: it because it was hard to me want to drink
Speaker 4: something that was a little bit on the thicker side.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like jelly, but it needed to be watered down.
Speaker 4: So but here's the thing, I feel like maybe I
Speaker 4: just I just feel like maybe I did it wrong
Speaker 4: in some way because I feel like I drink more
Speaker 4: fucking leaders to it. So just with every ten minutes.
Speaker 1: So here, this is what is four leaders take a
Speaker 1: cup every ten minutes. That's how it's supposed to work.
Speaker 1: So every ten minutes you drink another cup until it's gone.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, I couldn't take it anymore, like
Speaker 1: wiping my I couldn't take it anymore. It was one
Speaker 1: of those thing where I wanted to I want to
Speaker 1: do on the floor tolet dude, I'm just gonna sit
Speaker 1: here all day.
Speaker 4: It was almost like that, but it was it was
Speaker 4: the then your anist will fall out.
Speaker 3: I couldn't you couldn't eat, so here's what I eat.
Speaker 4: That was fine me not eating what I didn't mind that, Like, fasting,
Speaker 4: isn't that big of a deal. Be for years I
Speaker 4: think that, Yeah, yeah, he just dies right now.
Speaker 3: Existence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like when I forgot my glasses in first
Speaker 4: grade and then and the guy like mentioned He's like, hey,
Speaker 4: you didn't wear your glasses today and I went instantly blind.
Speaker 1: Really no, no, what does that say? That just says
Speaker 1: that your mind is fucking with you? Then?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think about I think about that
Speaker 4: a lot. I try to rationalize it.
Speaker 3: Your mind is stupid.
Speaker 4: Well, I think what it is is like my superscription
Speaker 4: is just lower, so it was easier for me to
Speaker 4: like it wasn't as drastic of a thing.
Speaker 3: Your brain's dumb, bro.
Speaker 4: I think you are black.
Speaker 1: You're right allegedly, Oh yeah, I'm not black. I'm sucking Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. We forgot about that.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's that's the common thing is that was
Speaker 4: not actually black.
Speaker 1: Kamala is not black.
Speaker 4: But I mean, I mean, is it a good thing
Speaker 4: for them?
Speaker 1: I think I think way more electable. Unfortunately, I think
Speaker 1: you if you if you don't exist in a black experience?
Speaker 1: Are you not a black person?
Speaker 3: What is a black experience? Per se?
Speaker 1: Per se? The blacksmith per se is a sort of
Speaker 1: uniform idea of experience that every black person kind of
Speaker 1: shares at least some of these things in common with
Speaker 1: each other, whether it be from America, Africa, if various
Speaker 1: think think various things those nature and then there's they're
Speaker 1: unique to places obviously, but overall most Pan African.
Speaker 4: Is there such a thing there is there is there
Speaker 4: such a thing as like a like a uniform experience.
Speaker 4: I think only the world only very a very faint
Speaker 4: degree and a place where it say like they're they're
Speaker 4: not the dominant uh race or google or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think that's it. Well, it's crazy because even places
Speaker 1: where the dominant race is still experienced it though.
Speaker 4: Well different, but it's a different thing. Like it would
Speaker 4: be like the the sligh traders in Africa who were
Speaker 4: also African, right like, and they were like they weren't
Speaker 4: subjecting other people because they were black, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, that's true. They were doing it, well, they
Speaker 4: were doing it because they were well really really since
Speaker 4: because they were losers, they got a concorhich and just
Speaker 4: want money. They were just like money, money, money, Yeah, Like, oh,
Speaker 4: we're gonna get goods if we sell the losers, the
Speaker 4: people that were already pillaging, and.
Speaker 1: It didn't and they didn't know the cons would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably they didn't really care. Probably that's true. They probably
Speaker 1: didn't have the forewarning of.
Speaker 3: What the thing too is Like, dude, like it's crazy.
Speaker 4: How I don't know?
Speaker 3: Really, honestly, I do not know.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was selling you my other black my other fellow
Speaker 1: black man, you know, because we rapped his wife already,
Speaker 1: and you know, I was going to sell him to
Speaker 1: get more coconuts, because obviously we left coconuts coconuts, so
Speaker 1: we sell him obviously because one slave is four coconuts, right.
Speaker 1: He gave me five coconuts. That's a very good deed.
Speaker 1: I was missing one corn and I was like, I
Speaker 1: should sell my brother.
Speaker 3: I want that one.
Speaker 1: But then years but then years later I found out
Speaker 1: about the thing called the Triangle slave trade.
Speaker 9: I did not know I was contributing, yes, but I'm
Speaker 9: still very glad that I got my cocaine. I ran
Speaker 9: into a man, his name beast stas these.
Speaker 1: Mister is actually African proverb they tell you, They tell
Speaker 1: African children as they behave. If you knew not your homework.
Speaker 1: Mister will come here and rap and kill everyone in
Speaker 1: the town, your home where pace, mister will kill and
Speaker 1: rape and rape you what it is fucking me?
Speaker 4: Your mother too.
Speaker 1: They will kill you, but they will kill your mother
Speaker 1: and your father will kill your mother. Everyone you see,
Speaker 1: as long as the eyes can go, see, long as
Speaker 1: you see into space, they will kill aliens to ms.
Speaker 3: Mister has no qualm.
Speaker 1: They will put they will put our corpses in a
Speaker 1: YouTube video, Papa, what is YouTube? Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Those entries from now YouTube will be a thing and
Speaker 1: you'll see, you'll be you'll.
Speaker 4: See you know, it's such a stupid joke. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: those ai things of where it was, where it would
Speaker 4: be like, oh, he predicted this thing in this song,
Speaker 4: like like oh Eminem predicted like President Trum's assassination or whatever, right,
Speaker 4: and it'll just be like the.
Speaker 3: Normal song and then it'll just be like it's really
Speaker 3: forced to someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Four, you know, just like I just saw it recently
Speaker 4: with the I Show Speed and the Burger King commercial
Speaker 4: where he got his old house, you live here, how
Speaker 4: long you live here? You went to elementary school here,
Speaker 4: and this is your IP addresses. He was like what,
Speaker 4: He's like, that's my own place.
Speaker 1: But goddamn, Burt King just docs and was pretty funny.
Speaker 1: AI AI is really funny right now, man, Right now,
Speaker 1: it's very funny.
Speaker 4: Applications Everything I think are our funny and will continue
Speaker 4: to be sure.
Speaker 3: But the things are gonna get silly.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when it gets when it gets too perfect,
Speaker 1: I'm very very worried about.
Speaker 3: But I mean you can start doing function too.
Speaker 4: We were like, oh, today I it is an AI.
Speaker 1: The watermarks gotta be like crazy. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't, I didn't blow up all a fucking Tibet
Speaker 3: was let's get this one last one and then we'll
Speaker 3: wrap it up.
Speaker 4: Nine eleven AI, Holy ship, dude.
Speaker 1: I've been watching so many nine eleven videos lately, and
Speaker 1: it's really just like I saw I saw.
Speaker 4: Fucking you said it to me. No, No, I saw
Speaker 4: a video. I gotta find it again. I went to
Speaker 4: go find it again and it was gone.
Speaker 5: But it was you know, those a the thing we
Speaker 5: were watching with twenty first century Fox, Yes, and I
Speaker 5: think it was like Hulk Hogan and nine to eleven,
Speaker 5: and so it.
Speaker 3: Was just like it was just a steel save that immediately,
Speaker 3: you gotta save that.
Speaker 5: And they were singing like fucking like imagine or something.
Speaker 5: It was like something, oh, Google doll or what the
Speaker 5: iris iris iris?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, more the world.
Speaker 3: It was insane thing. I've seen it.
Speaker 4: You gotta save those. I know you have to save those.
Speaker 1: It's there's a TikTok dedicated to that. I'm gonna scroll
Speaker 1: that page. No, that's not on that one.
Speaker 3: That one, innocent.
Speaker 1: That's when I follow that one, just like bone bar
Speaker 1: Waters and Finn from a mentor time. Yeah, but it's like,
Speaker 1: there's the other one I want to essentially fucking the
Speaker 1: Dark Urge one. Okay, all right, so the Dark Urge one.
Speaker 3: You gotta find the Dark I cover. I hate that.
Speaker 4: I hate that.
Speaker 1: That's the name of bad things now, the Dark find
Speaker 1: a Dark Urge version of teleg just like what the.
Speaker 4: Fuck last one?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Hellou?
Speaker 5: Oh Serotonin crunch riding. He says, hello, Electric Buga and
Speaker 5: Lou Nice. I remember Chris mentioned an episode or two
Speaker 5: ago something about not drawing or painting recently. So how
Speaker 5: about this for five billion dollars, would you jerk off sketch, Yes,
Speaker 5: and then draw your best sketch from memory of sketches
Speaker 5: cock blowing those hot sketch scummies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be terrible, but I do it for five billion.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's like not a come in my face.
Speaker 1: I will attack him now you don't come to my face.
Speaker 1: Yes that it'll go on the ground. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: won't get all the money.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Can you get half if you know? You can't know?
Speaker 4: You can't cant assault sketch. That's the one caveat.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't. You're not gonna get your money
Speaker 1: if you assault him. I just thought of something really crazy,
Speaker 1: like after it's all that, they come in the room
Speaker 1: and they find you in a corner where like sketch
Speaker 1: in your mouth like a fucking lion holds a baby.
Speaker 4: You're just holding a giant.
Speaker 3: Like some sort of beef.
Speaker 1: You're not even struggling, you just.
Speaker 3: Like what the happening here?
Speaker 5: Did you fucking see that guy who got into that
Speaker 5: fight in like a Walmart and tried to pick up.
Speaker 3: A shopping cart and got tangled in it.
Speaker 1: No, that's amazing, that is amazing. I saw a video
Speaker 1: or some guy got pants that by one of his friends.
Speaker 1: But he pants him and he lifted too hard, and
Speaker 1: he actually lifted him up off the ground and dropped
Speaker 1: him and he knocked them my goddess because his head
Speaker 1: to the ground first, so his ass was out like unconscious.
Speaker 1: Well no, his his you know his, he like he
Speaker 1: lifted him by his pants and he was like holding him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, aggie, yeagie.
Speaker 3: And then he let go of it. But the way
Speaker 3: he let go of me school, he slipped his head
Speaker 3: on the floor, and I was like, damn, he.
Speaker 1: Did that to your boy? Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait what what?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Shut up? How do you get.
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: That's when he started putting things in his ass.
Speaker 4: Him so slightly.
Speaker 3: If you look up shopping card, how do you get
Speaker 3: like that? For real?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 3: I saw that. I fucking cackled and went to bed.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, friend, but I'm gonna put everything up here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm putting. I'm putting. Dude.
Speaker 4: First, we're going to the the sex section, getting the
Speaker 4: k y jelly out. We'll make it easy on the guy.
Speaker 4: There's another video of pedophile being taped to a tree.
Speaker 1: I don't know what tweeted about that.
Speaker 4: It was I don't know what's real what's fake at
Speaker 4: this point, I can't tell because that was too funny.
Speaker 3: And the thing is he was like somebody was like,
Speaker 3: who did you like this?
Speaker 4: And he goes nobody that.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like this pedophileg YouTube just
Speaker 1: be like, put this bowling ball covered and glass up
Speaker 1: your ass on you and then he's somehow they beat
Speaker 1: the funk out of it anyway, and then dunk take
Speaker 1: up to a fucking pole upside down.
Speaker 3: It's like it's getting too.
Speaker 1: Much where I'm just like, Okay, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: real and what's I just don't know getting slapped repeatedly
Speaker 1: and I was like, who, who, how do you take
Speaker 1: even in a bit? How do you take getting slapped
Speaker 1: over and over?
Speaker 4: I'm like, I just not a bit.
Speaker 1: I think I think they just caught a pedal.
Speaker 4: I guess he probably guess his soul left the earth
Speaker 4: when he got caught, because he was just getting slapped repeatedly.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're in.
Speaker 3: You're in.
Speaker 1: Even if you're a pedal and.
Speaker 4: You're in, you're in fight or flight at that point,
Speaker 4: and you can't fight, and you can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just.
Speaker 4: Fighting, you know, you're mentally fighting your God, you're associating.
Speaker 1: For sure that a pedophile beat up the guy that's
Speaker 1: hilarious like you got.
Speaker 3: That's why I would never do that, like I would hate.
Speaker 5: I would hate that to be a story that's possible
Speaker 5: beat up by a pedophile or killed by a pedophile,
Speaker 5: so embarrassing.
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