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Speaker 2: Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news,

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the daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the

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comedy industry. A sentence, The algorithm loves Nicky Glazer was

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at the time one hundred thing of a jig. She

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was the MC. I've got some audio for you, and

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my question to you is is she bombing now? To

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be very very very fair, the crowd is not miked

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well at all, and you can do the best comedy.

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If they don't mike the crowd, it will sound like

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you're bombing. But even beyond that, and if you listen

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closely at times, you will hear the audience laugh. I

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think she's bombing here. I think the cool Hollywood people

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don't want to accept her, and the cool Hollywood people

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know that they don't dare laugh at the jokes. Oh no,

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a Katie Perry joke. We better not laugh at that one.

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We'll get in trouble. We won't be liked by the

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other cool Hollywood people. So this is a tough room,

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and I think she bombed. The original was quite long.

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I've clipped it down for both pacing and language. Here's

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NICKI Glazer.

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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, I'm Nicki Glazer and welcome to the Time

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one hundred, the one list you actually want to be

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on this year. Yes, congratulations to everyone here tonight. This

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is such a phenomenal accomplishment for each and every one

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of your publicists, truly right. Personally, I am just so

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excited to be in the same room with people. My

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therapists told me to never compare myself to Donna.

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Speaker 3: Was right.

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Speaker 1: But I'm your host, Nicki Glazer, and this is such

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a thrill. I've of course hosted the Golden Globes, but

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this is different because this is time I will never

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get back, you know, No, I'm kidding, I'm I'm so

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excited to be on this list.

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm also one of four people on the cover, which

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is a quarter of my dream come true. Yes, oh

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my god, I can't wait for all my friends family

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to see it three years from now in a dentist

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waiting room. Well, Tonight's ceremony is different than most stars

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studded events because this is an event where the greatest

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thinkers in the fields of science and technology are asked

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the big questions like who are you wearing? And who

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are you Because We're just not celebrating actors here tonight,

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you know, but the scientists, scholars, musicians, writers and athletes

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that those actors will play hotter versions of in movies.

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One of the most impressive people on the list is

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Victoria Beckham. Of course, oh my god. She was a

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global pop star, now a serious fashion designer. She's married

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to David Beckham, She's rich, successful, stunning. What's it gonna

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take to get you to smile? I mean, really, please smile.

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You're one of the only British people who should. Okay, wow,

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But there's just so many impressive people in this room tonight.

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But what really blows my mind is that we have

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actual astronauts here tonight. It's insane. Yes, these brave people

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who risked it all to go up into space and

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search for the unknown. And by astronaut, of course, I'm

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talking about Gail King, all right, Gail. I love you

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so much. Gail, Really though, Gail, you had the courage

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to do something that so many people wouldn't have the

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guts to do, spend twelve minutes alone with Katy Perry,

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and we we thank you for that.

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Speaker 2: The other day, Nikki was on Kelly Rippers show, which

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is just like the most difficult thing to watch. It's

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not my thing at all, and a Verrely, Nicky's skirt

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was a little too short. Let's listen. That is just

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for you.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm right the barrel.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't mind at all. Oh god, God,

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I'll send you a picture later.

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Speaker 2: And then they want on to have more of a conversation,

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which I just found nauseating. Let's listen, I realize there's.

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Speaker 4: This recent development.

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Speaker 2: You have something in common with Pope Leo.

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Speaker 1: Finally, finally, I mean we've always both loved hat since

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can speak Latin, but it's uh no, we're both one

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time one hundred most influential people. Yeah yeah, I me

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your cover the Pope and mister Bees.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: It's so cool.

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Speaker 2: And Nikki Glazer's.

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Speaker 3: Babyhood, baby childhood, wildest dreams.

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Speaker 2: Do you imagine that?

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Speaker 1: Never? I mean, looking at that photo, I'm was just like,

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it just feels like one of those you know covers

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that you get made at like a carnival. That's like

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Speaker 2: It seems like a joking Nikki, You're posing is really

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much do you do you naturally pose?

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Speaker 2: They do you know how to do that stuff?

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Speaker 1: That's so deeply uncomfortable. Mark, Oh my gosh, photo shoots.

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Speaker 4: They can't do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the maintenance.

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Speaker 2: It's much much, much, much funnier. Jimmy Kimmel, So last

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night was the White House Correspondents Dinner, and for the

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a little too naughty for even this show. Those standards differ.

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guys like anyway, Here's Jimmy Kimmel live.

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Speaker 3: From the Trump Kimmel Sinner, Washington, DC. It's the All

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American White House Correspondent's Dinner. You're as your host for

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the night, Jimmy Pival.

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Speaker 4: All right, by, welcome to the twenty twenty six White

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House Correspondence Dinner. Look at you all dressed up in

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formal wear, dresses, tuxedos. I haven't seen this much black

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since every page of the Trump Epstein files. We're gonna

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have fun tonight on and I'm happy you decided to stay,

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mister President. And don't worry if we bruise your ego,

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it'll only make your hands look less disgusting. That president

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didn't want me to tell any jokes about him tonight,

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but he also didn't want to pay me one hundred

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and thirty thousand dollars to shut up.

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Speaker 2: So here we are.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, mushroom ice.

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Speaker 1: Baby Ice.

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Speaker 4: By the way, in the unfortunate event that our president

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has a medical emergency tonight, do we have a doctor

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in the house? I mean sorry, I mean do we

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I get why you think you're Jesus this guy. Every

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time he walks into a room, people say, Christ, he's back.

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You're looking good, though, mister President, who did your makeup?

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Speaker 3: Craft?

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Speaker 4: Singles as the President will tell you repeatedly until you

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beg him to stop. President Trump has accomplished so much

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during his second term. He passed new incentives for oil

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and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind.

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Speaker 2: Deadline's keeping an eye on the Netflix is a joke

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comedy festival. The Festival Los Angeles may fourth through the tenth.

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that the festival will be, according to an insider, a

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story of the haves and the have nuts. Deadline's update

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Pete Davidson Showline and says after getting to low ticket

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warnings with the show featuring John Mulaney, Pete Davidson has

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booked another at the Wiltrin Theater to feature Nicki Glazer,

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but they say that aside, I'm not seeing many more

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sellouts on the schedule than I did when we last

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checked in. Now this is really interesting, Deadline Rights. Strangely,

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those with the most tickets left to sell as of now,

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and this was middle of last week. Shane Gillis, Louis

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their shows at the Hollywood Bowl. Kat Williams as a

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good way to go at the Into It Dome, as

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does Nate Berghatzy with his two shows at the venue,

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and in particular the May ninth show. More from Deadline,

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and Jim Gaffigan hasn't yet approached selling out the Dolby Wow.

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you consider all the records comics like Burghetzie and Morgan

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are achieving around the world, and as Gillis approaches his

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huge homecoming show at Lincoln Financial Field, and it's striking

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to assess them in relation to the ticket sales of

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who have sold out multiple shows, albeit at much smaller venues.

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what it's called, right, Yeah, maybe John you host the

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show you tell us Sorry. As I wrote it in

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the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast group, it's a

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I struggle with these things. Some of my notes. I

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make you bad. But like relax, and a lot of

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lifetime that my brain is fried. And I do what

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they're going, Oh, that's really good. That's really funny, but

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for good illustration of it. Anyway, it's a nice enough

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version of that. Oh and then I got to the

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end episode one and they were like, and the final

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comedian moving on is Cliffhanger, And I'm like, Netflix, I'm

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not hitting play on a second episode to find out

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who's going through to the second round. I don't care

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which was filmed in February and is pretty topical. How

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close to the shoot were your fine seating material. Rommy said,

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the shows, and that Special is really just the majority

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of one show. Robby said he likes to talk about

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pedestrian things and TV Insider said, you had talked about

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meeting the Pope. That's not a pedestrian thing. Rommy said,

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they'll go with you wherever you want to go. And

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the balance is, you know, my life is not that

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crazily different except for every once in a while doing

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something like meeting the Pope, and I think that's just

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letting people in on that feeling as well. David Cross

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sat down with Fox News Digital to discuss David Special

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the end of the beginning of the end, David said

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of his audience, I know this sounds corny, but they're

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really smart and they're mostly like minded people, and they

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know what they're getting. At this point, which he described

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as a balance between silly and political jokes, including some

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personal stories, offensive humor, and topical bits, Cross said he

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doesn't tailor his work for algorithms or soften his material

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for mass appeal. What Cross actually said was, at this point,

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I don't give a hoot. Man, I'm gonna do it,

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And if you want to come down, show up. If not, whatever,

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it's fine. I'm doing my thing. The audience is happy,

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come down if you want. I don't give an f

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I don't want to make it too heavily silly or

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too heavily political. I like to keep a really nice

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balance throughout the whole thing. As for putting together a set,

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he says he considers what flows more than a theme.

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Cross explains if there is kind of a thread or

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theme is something that presents itself. I never sit down

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and go how can I talk about the inhumanity of man?

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You know it's not that kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: Gossip conn Problem, Gossip Gone Withers with Me?

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Speaker 1: John Mactow and the.

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Speaker 2: Trees No Pete Today. Gossip Corner features Dave Chappelle. The

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manager of the San Francisco Giants was out and about

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and his night ended with a fist bump from Dave Chappelle.

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Tony Vittello didn't have a game last Monday. He went

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to a downtown restaurant that had been recommended by a friend.

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He said, to hell with it, I'll go to the

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restaurant see. His concern was the Giants were off to

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a bad start and he thought some Giants fans would

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be sad. Sure enough, there were Giants fans there. They

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gave him a hard time and he said, well, what

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do you guys doing? You having fun? And they said, yeah,

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we're getting ready to go see Dave Chappelle. Ptello bartoned

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ways with the fans and called an uber and then

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had a change of heart. He said, it was raining.

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I called an uber, stared at the uber, canceled the uber,

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apologized to the Uber driver and asked myself, why am

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I being so scared? I coach guys and tell them

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to be scared. So he bought a ticket to Dave

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Chappelle's show. At the punchline, Tello said, Dave was Dave,

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so I needed to laugh and it was good to

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do something in the city. Was a lot of fun,

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met some cool people and got some rest to get

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ready for this deal. That deal was an interview with

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MLB Network. At the end of the night, he got

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a fist bump from Dave Chappelle. But I don't know

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how that part works. Is he sitting in section three

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oh nine or did he have VIP tickets? How did

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he get a fist bump from Dave Chappelle? But he

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got a fist bump from Dave Chappelle. Meanwhile, we are

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told Dave Chappelle secured the perfect deal on an art piece.

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Dave was walking around Soho. Dave was on his way

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to Sidell's when he spotted artist Lauren Wilson passing by

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with one of Wilson's original bees wax sculptures in hand.

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Chappelle stopped Wilson and commissioned his work on the spot.

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Wilson said, Chappelle was so engaging. I just gave it

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to him and told him don't worry about it. And

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Star trek ruin Er Patton Oswald has a new gig.

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He will lend his voice to the audiobook edition of

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Other Worlds Than Things. That is the upcoming novel by

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Stephen King. It is the final installment in the Talisman trilogy.

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The series kicked off in nineteen eighty four with The Talisman,

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a story about Jack Sawyer, a twelve year old boy

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searching for a magical item that could save the life

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of his ailing mother, and now the third novel in

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the trilogy, will be voiced by star trek Ruiner paton

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osweald To. That is your comedy news for today. I'll

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see you tomorrow.

