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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by one of our favorite places on God's Green Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be Petty's meets Stay Road four thirty four

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<v Speaker 2>and Long Witch, just west of I four. And I

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<v Speaker 2>know that's a strong statement.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, but ain't even stronger one is that a

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<v Speaker 3>pet lage over there. Part of the reason to purchase

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<v Speaker 3>his home is that it was within walking distance of Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>That says a lot. Maybe it's maybe he was in

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<v Speaker 2>walking distance twenty years ago. For me, now I drive

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<v Speaker 2>up there by truck and tell them a visit, usually

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<v Speaker 2>every weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was factored in just like you do a

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<v Speaker 3>school zone. He said, I gotta be here. It was

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<v Speaker 3>near Petty's Petties school zone. Yeah, in that order. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>So hey, look Petties. When you walk in there, they

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<v Speaker 3>have an iced cold draft beer for you. That's free,

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<v Speaker 3>complimentary beer to have while you're shopping. They have everything

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<v Speaker 3>from appetizers to sides to entrees, steaks.

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<v Speaker 2>The meat case is where the live actions at now.

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<v Speaker 1>God.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you can cook it, they got it. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically uh, it's And if you don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>cook it, there's they offer some stuff that they've already

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<v Speaker 2>prepared that you just need to heat up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or get yourself a sandwich. Thank you to all

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<v Speaker 3>the people over there, Petty suit.

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<v Speaker 2>We know we got a lot of listeners. Listen, Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you all? Yes? Agree? What else? What else? What else? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>There's still time to vote for you say we play

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<v Speaker 2>it brought to you by Fairwen's Credit Union. Fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>left for that. If you want to get in the

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<v Speaker 2>running for the Welcome to Rockville Saturday lineup tickets, throw

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<v Speaker 2>a vote in jur Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>You're voting on Dave Matthews band.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener wanted to us to do that's all right, we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't done that in a while. Why not? Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little old school JR. S. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying this, but I'm just just passing it along

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<v Speaker 2>for the second time in just over a week. What

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<v Speaker 2>an FA eighteen E super Hornet fighter jet assigned to

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<v Speaker 2>the USS Harry The USS Harry S. Truman has been

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<v Speaker 2>lost in the Red Sea no way. The two pilots

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<v Speaker 2>aboard the aircraft sustained minor injuries in the ordeal. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>how this went down. The official statement says that the

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<v Speaker 2>super Hornet was attempting to land on the flight deck

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<v Speaker 2>of the Truman yesterday when an assessment failed, causing the

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<v Speaker 2>aircraft to go overboard, much as the one did eight

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<v Speaker 2>days ago, and an arrestment. I'm sorry. An arrestment is

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<v Speaker 2>the mechanism that a carrier uses to safely slow down

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<v Speaker 2>and halt a fighter jet as it lands. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the pat the little thing that catches it. I guess, yeah, yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>both of the aviators had to eject. They were rescued

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<v Speaker 2>by a helicopter. I guess they ended up in the drink,

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<v Speaker 2>as did the plane. You get to suppened the one

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<v Speaker 2>the other week was being towed to the the hangar

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<v Speaker 2>portion of the ship when it went overboard.

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<v Speaker 3>And it took the little towing machine with it too,

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever it is. How much was that other one

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<v Speaker 3>valued at there?

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<v Speaker 2>But I think it was the same type of jet

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<v Speaker 2>for mili, I think it. See if I get the

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<v Speaker 2>figure here.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, quit losing these things. That's our taxpayer dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat you should get a Petty's golf cart.

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<v Speaker 2>Runner.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good thinking. Wait, but if you can take the

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<v Speaker 3>golf cart, he just take a truck. I'm not get

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<v Speaker 3>to golf cart it out on the four thirty four.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you need a high end golf cart for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't even have a low end golf I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even golf.

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<v Speaker 3>So most people that have golf carts doing the golf,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just it's just their buzz buzz buggy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now talk. Uh, No one would do that, would they not?

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<v Speaker 2>In a residential area. Go, you gotta have your head

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<v Speaker 2>on a swivel these days in some of these neighborhoods.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, listen, with much respect for our men and

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<v Speaker 2>women of the military, But as Taco said, let's stop

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<v Speaker 2>dropping these things into the drink. I mean, that's eighty

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<v Speaker 2>million dollars. We get submarines for that. Keep them up

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<v Speaker 2>in the sky where we you know, bomb some houthy's.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see that The hoothis cried uncle yesterday. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>they gave in finally, they said they don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be bombed anymore, so that we're gonna take them at

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<v Speaker 2>their word. I guess This is a response that we're

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<v Speaker 2>basically gonna see if they will stop firing missiles off

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<v Speaker 2>at ship traffic and US assets in that area of

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<v Speaker 2>the world. And if they do, I guess, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>give them a break. If not, the bombing will resume.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly more lead coming your way. How that tastes hoothys

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, I don't even know what your name means.

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<v Speaker 2>We go to Switzerland, getting all international in this time. Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>they got some weird laws over there. We get a

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<v Speaker 2>sixty eight year old woman in Switzerland who is in

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<v Speaker 2>court yesterday accused of repeatedly feeding Leo, which is her

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor's cat. This is apparently a violation of Swiss law,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's facing fines more than five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's don't quote me on this, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's illegal here too. They won't find you that much,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think it's illegal to feed your neighbor's cat

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<v Speaker 3>because the.

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<v Speaker 2>Woman lives in the same building as Leo, and she

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<v Speaker 2>just well, okay, there's a little more to this, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Figured I guess this is Leo gets to wander around

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<v Speaker 2>the building, and she hasn't just been feeding Leo she

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<v Speaker 2>has let him into her apartment and she's even added

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<v Speaker 2>a cat flap to her door so that Leo could

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<v Speaker 2>come and go as he pleases. And it turns out

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<v Speaker 2>Leo's owner not cool with this, and things have escalated

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<v Speaker 2>over the last ten months. Biggest issue is that Leo

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<v Speaker 2>tends to prefer the old lady's place rather its owner's house,

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<v Speaker 2>and it doesn't really want to go home.

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<v Speaker 3>She has a cat flap lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Under Swiss law, cats are other people's property and the

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<v Speaker 2>systematic feeding and giving a home to another person's cat

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<v Speaker 2>is considered unlawful appropriation.

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<v Speaker 3>You know there's an opp joke in there. Other people's

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<v Speaker 3>property or other people's You need this.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady to move into your neighborhood and take a liking

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<v Speaker 2>to Teddy. Can you let Teddy just go over there?

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, I'd be all about it, But my one

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<v Speaker 3>kid's home from college, and if Teddy disappears.

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<v Speaker 2>Has she noticed the bike was gone yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we're gonna say farbor right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>They're all in sleeping or in school or teaching. Nobody's

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<v Speaker 3>noticed the bike's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Something dog disappears to the nice lady down the streets

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<v Speaker 2>house a little different when you're well. You know, missus

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<v Speaker 2>Crabapple has taken liking the teddy, and Teddy kind of

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<v Speaker 2>likes her.

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<v Speaker 3>Well enough alone, you got a doggy door. I got

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<v Speaker 3>rid of that sunbitch as soon as a big ass

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<v Speaker 3>raccoon almost attacked me.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a dog door that is currently blocked from

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<v Speaker 2>usage for Junior, the German shepherd. But it's not because

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<v Speaker 2>of anything else. It's because our cat knows how to

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<v Speaker 2>use it. And if where we live, if the cat

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<v Speaker 2>goes out back, the cat is going to get swooped

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<v Speaker 2>up by a hawk, yeah, or an eagle.

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<v Speaker 3>Our neighborhood too with the hawks and eagles. So you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm thinking, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>See a cat nowhere in our neighborhood anymore. They're gone,

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<v Speaker 2>all of them gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Coyotes. Yeah, they probably with a new cat wiper out

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<v Speaker 3>of it. Come to think of a PAT, I think

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<v Speaker 3>I might unlock the door the dog flat back there,

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe the cat will get a little daring and.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, right, she's fans brace yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>So yes, for the record, Pat. The bike that we

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<v Speaker 3>never used that we had to keep because if somebody

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<v Speaker 3>needs a bike that still has not been asked about.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been almost it's been a month as expected, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>cheese fans.

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<v Speaker 2>The oldest known English book on cheese has been discovered.

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<v Speaker 2>This offers all sorts of insights on all things cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>dating back hundreds and hundreds of years. I took a

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<v Speaker 2>few takeaways here that you may want for future reference,

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<v Speaker 2>should the situation ever present itself. Cheese fans, camel cheese okay,

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<v Speaker 2>really good? Apparently? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Do they keep that milk for the cheese? And those humps?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was where the water goes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. That's where the Middle Eastern sits, so right.

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<v Speaker 2>In between them. I think they sit between men. Don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If you said on top, you'd be like in goosed.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, think how bad it must hurt the one hump

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<v Speaker 3>up front for women or guys. You know what that

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<v Speaker 3>feel like. I'd be like riding a bull, you know

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<v Speaker 3>that holder pat somebody said, I bet that's a goodas story.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. We have ten percent aircraft carriers checking in.

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<v Speaker 3>There are wires that catch the aircraft. They're called arresting gear.

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<v Speaker 3>I just said that, Okay, landing in a plane in

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<v Speaker 3>rough seas as tough as hell moving it around on

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<v Speaker 3>the deck. No fun. Been there, done that. Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for your service.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you haven't dumped an F eighteen hornet into

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<v Speaker 2>the ocean though.

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<v Speaker 3>I think somebody said sixty nine million, Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want the other cheese bit here?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we know that the camel cheese is delicious, so yeah, sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>When you have people at this two two five two SI,

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<v Speaker 3>they're all over the place like me, avoid dog cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Never have dog cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would even think that.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna milk the dog's little dog nipples and get

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<v Speaker 3>and make cheese out of it? What country's doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the old cheese book, Taco that going to

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<v Speaker 2>some high end place with all this fancy cheese. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have any dog cheese?

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<v Speaker 3>So there's the bree cheese, there's the good, there's.

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<v Speaker 2>A dog cheese. Who's the sick? Oh God

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<v Speaker 3>Or rock station