Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour brought you
Speaker 2: by one of our favorite places on God's Green Earth.
Speaker 2: That would be Petty's meets Stay Road four thirty four
Speaker 2: and Long Witch, just west of I four. And I
Speaker 2: know that's a strong statement.
Speaker 3: It is, but ain't even stronger one is that a
Speaker 3: pet lage over there. Part of the reason to purchase
Speaker 3: his home is that it was within walking distance of Petties.
Speaker 2: That says a lot. Maybe it's maybe he was in
Speaker 2: walking distance twenty years ago. For me, now I drive
Speaker 2: up there by truck and tell them a visit, usually
Speaker 2: every weekend.
Speaker 3: But it was factored in just like you do a
Speaker 3: school zone. He said, I gotta be here. It was
Speaker 3: near Petty's Petties school zone. Yeah, in that order. Yes,
Speaker 3: So hey, look Petties. When you walk in there, they
Speaker 3: have an iced cold draft beer for you. That's free,
Speaker 3: complimentary beer to have while you're shopping. They have everything
Speaker 3: from appetizers to sides to entrees, steaks.
Speaker 2: The meat case is where the live actions at now.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: So if you can cook it, they got it. Thanks.
Speaker 2: It's basically uh, it's And if you don't want to
Speaker 2: cook it, there's they offer some stuff that they've already
Speaker 2: prepared that you just need to heat up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or get yourself a sandwich. Thank you to all
Speaker 3: the people over there, Petty suit.
Speaker 2: We know we got a lot of listeners. Listen, Thank
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Speaker 2: Listener wanted to us to do that's all right, we
Speaker 2: haven't done that in a while. Why not? Why not?
Speaker 2: It's a little old school JR. S. I can't believe
Speaker 2: I'm saying this, but I'm just just passing it along
Speaker 2: for the second time in just over a week. What
Speaker 2: an FA eighteen E super Hornet fighter jet assigned to
Speaker 2: the USS Harry The USS Harry S. Truman has been
Speaker 2: lost in the Red Sea no way. The two pilots
Speaker 2: aboard the aircraft sustained minor injuries in the ordeal. Here's
Speaker 2: how this went down. The official statement says that the
Speaker 2: super Hornet was attempting to land on the flight deck
Speaker 2: of the Truman yesterday when an assessment failed, causing the
Speaker 2: aircraft to go overboard, much as the one did eight
Speaker 2: days ago, and an arrestment. I'm sorry. An arrestment is
Speaker 2: the mechanism that a carrier uses to safely slow down
Speaker 2: and halt a fighter jet as it lands. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the pat the little thing that catches it. I guess, yeah, yeah, Well,
Speaker 2: both of the aviators had to eject. They were rescued
Speaker 2: by a helicopter. I guess they ended up in the drink,
Speaker 2: as did the plane. You get to suppened the one
Speaker 2: the other week was being towed to the the hangar
Speaker 2: portion of the ship when it went overboard.
Speaker 3: And it took the little towing machine with it too,
Speaker 3: or whatever it is. How much was that other one
Speaker 3: valued at there?
Speaker 2: But I think it was the same type of jet
Speaker 2: for mili, I think it. See if I get the
Speaker 2: figure here.
Speaker 3: Come on, quit losing these things. That's our taxpayer dollars.
Speaker 3: Pat you should get a Petty's golf cart.
Speaker 2: Runner.
Speaker 3: That's good thinking. Wait, but if you can take the
Speaker 3: golf cart, he just take a truck. I'm not get
Speaker 3: to golf cart it out on the four thirty four.
Speaker 3: All right, you need a high end golf cart for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even have a low end golf I
Speaker 2: don't even golf.
Speaker 3: So most people that have golf carts doing the golf,
Speaker 3: it's just it's just their buzz buzz buggy.
Speaker 2: Now talk. Uh, No one would do that, would they not?
Speaker 2: In a residential area. Go, you gotta have your head
Speaker 2: on a swivel these days in some of these neighborhoods.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, with much respect for our men and
Speaker 2: women of the military, But as Taco said, let's stop
Speaker 2: dropping these things into the drink. I mean, that's eighty
Speaker 2: million dollars. We get submarines for that. Keep them up
Speaker 2: in the sky where we you know, bomb some houthy's.
Speaker 2: Did you see that The hoothis cried uncle yesterday. Oh
Speaker 2: they gave in finally, they said they don't want to
Speaker 2: be bombed anymore, so that we're gonna take them at
Speaker 2: their word. I guess This is a response that we're
Speaker 2: basically gonna see if they will stop firing missiles off
Speaker 2: at ship traffic and US assets in that area of
Speaker 2: the world. And if they do, I guess, you know,
Speaker 2: give them a break. If not, the bombing will resume.
Speaker 3: Exactly more lead coming your way. How that tastes hoothys
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I don't even know what your name means.
Speaker 2: We go to Switzerland, getting all international in this time. Boy,
Speaker 2: they got some weird laws over there. We get a
Speaker 2: sixty eight year old woman in Switzerland who is in
Speaker 2: court yesterday accused of repeatedly feeding Leo, which is her
Speaker 2: neighbor's cat. This is apparently a violation of Swiss law,
Speaker 2: and she's facing fines more than five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I think that's don't quote me on this, but I
Speaker 3: think it's illegal here too. They won't find you that much,
Speaker 3: but I think it's illegal to feed your neighbor's cat
Speaker 3: because the.
Speaker 2: Woman lives in the same building as Leo, and she
Speaker 2: just well, okay, there's a little more to this, yep.
Speaker 2: Figured I guess this is Leo gets to wander around
Speaker 2: the building, and she hasn't just been feeding Leo she
Speaker 2: has let him into her apartment and she's even added
Speaker 2: a cat flap to her door so that Leo could
Speaker 2: come and go as he pleases. And it turns out
Speaker 2: Leo's owner not cool with this, and things have escalated
Speaker 2: over the last ten months. Biggest issue is that Leo
Speaker 2: tends to prefer the old lady's place rather its owner's house,
Speaker 2: and it doesn't really want to go home.
Speaker 3: She has a cat flap lady.
Speaker 2: Under Swiss law, cats are other people's property and the
Speaker 2: systematic feeding and giving a home to another person's cat
Speaker 2: is considered unlawful appropriation.
Speaker 3: You know there's an opp joke in there. Other people's
Speaker 3: property or other people's You need this.
Speaker 2: Lady to move into your neighborhood and take a liking
Speaker 2: to Teddy. Can you let Teddy just go over there?
Speaker 3: And uh, I'd be all about it, But my one
Speaker 3: kid's home from college, and if Teddy disappears.
Speaker 2: Has she noticed the bike was gone yet?
Speaker 3: Oh, we're gonna say farbor right now.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: They're all in sleeping or in school or teaching. Nobody's
Speaker 3: noticed the bike's gone.
Speaker 2: Something dog disappears to the nice lady down the streets
Speaker 2: house a little different when you're well. You know, missus
Speaker 2: Crabapple has taken liking the teddy, and Teddy kind of
Speaker 2: likes her.
Speaker 3: Well enough alone, you got a doggy door. I got
Speaker 3: rid of that sunbitch as soon as a big ass
Speaker 3: raccoon almost attacked me.
Speaker 2: We have a dog door that is currently blocked from
Speaker 2: usage for Junior, the German shepherd. But it's not because
Speaker 2: of anything else. It's because our cat knows how to
Speaker 2: use it. And if where we live, if the cat
Speaker 2: goes out back, the cat is going to get swooped
Speaker 2: up by a hawk, yeah, or an eagle.
Speaker 3: Our neighborhood too with the hawks and eagles. So you
Speaker 3: know what I'm thinking, I don't.
Speaker 2: See a cat nowhere in our neighborhood anymore. They're gone,
Speaker 2: all of them gone.
Speaker 3: Coyotes. Yeah, they probably with a new cat wiper out
Speaker 3: of it. Come to think of a PAT, I think
Speaker 3: I might unlock the door the dog flat back there,
Speaker 3: and maybe the cat will get a little daring and.
Speaker 2: You know, right, she's fans brace yourself.
Speaker 3: So yes, for the record, Pat. The bike that we
Speaker 3: never used that we had to keep because if somebody
Speaker 3: needs a bike that still has not been asked about.
Speaker 3: It's been almost it's been a month as expected, all right,
Speaker 3: cheese fans.
Speaker 2: The oldest known English book on cheese has been discovered.
Speaker 2: This offers all sorts of insights on all things cheese,
Speaker 2: dating back hundreds and hundreds of years. I took a
Speaker 2: few takeaways here that you may want for future reference,
Speaker 2: should the situation ever present itself. Cheese fans, camel cheese okay,
Speaker 2: really good? Apparently? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do they keep that milk for the cheese? And those humps?
Speaker 2: I thought that was where the water goes.
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's where the Middle Eastern sits, so right.
Speaker 2: In between them. I think they sit between men. Don't know.
Speaker 2: If you said on top, you'd be like in goosed.
Speaker 3: Well, think how bad it must hurt the one hump
Speaker 3: up front for women or guys. You know what that
Speaker 3: feel like. I'd be like riding a bull, you know
Speaker 3: that holder pat somebody said, I bet that's a goodas story.
Speaker 3: I know. We have ten percent aircraft carriers checking in.
Speaker 3: There are wires that catch the aircraft. They're called arresting gear.
Speaker 3: I just said that, Okay, landing in a plane in
Speaker 3: rough seas as tough as hell moving it around on
Speaker 3: the deck. No fun. Been there, done that. Thank you
Speaker 3: for your service.
Speaker 2: I bet you haven't dumped an F eighteen hornet into
Speaker 2: the ocean though.
Speaker 3: I think somebody said sixty nine million, Taco.
Speaker 2: Do you want the other cheese bit here?
Speaker 3: Okay, we know that the camel cheese is delicious, so yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3: When you have people at this two two five two SI,
Speaker 3: they're all over the place like me, avoid dog cheese.
Speaker 3: Never have dog cheese.
Speaker 2: Who would even think that.
Speaker 3: You're gonna milk the dog's little dog nipples and get
Speaker 3: and make cheese out of it? What country's doing that?
Speaker 2: This is the old cheese book, Taco that going to
Speaker 2: some high end place with all this fancy cheese. Do
Speaker 2: you have any dog cheese?
Speaker 3: So there's the bree cheese, there's the good, there's.
Speaker 2: A dog cheese. Who's the sick? Oh God
Speaker 3: Or rock station