Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
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Speaker 3: All right, let's begin with this story out of England.
Speaker 3: Woman woman was left literally in shock after the experience
Speaker 3: she had flying on Ryan Air. That's a big one
Speaker 3: over there. Ryan Ryanair is the one that gets dragged
Speaker 3: pretty hard in Europe for all their little nickel and
Speaker 3: diming and peniness and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But it's a big air. It's a popular, not popular,
Speaker 1: but well known.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the more economic minded airlines, which you know,
Speaker 3: that's great, that's fine, But I guess they're also a
Speaker 3: little bit prickly and I think this is a perfect
Speaker 3: example So the woman's on the flight coming home from
Speaker 3: celebrating her birthday in the Canary Islands. The flight crews
Speaker 3: coming through once they're airborne and a cruising altitude with
Speaker 3: the in flights snack and beverage service, and she wants
Speaker 3: the seven dollars snack bundle, which is a can of
Speaker 3: pringles and a Coca Cola. Got it, So they open
Speaker 3: up springles, open up the coke, set it down there
Speaker 3: on her tray. She hands them the card. Card won't work.
Speaker 3: Card won't work. Is she in the the embarrassed denial
Speaker 3: kind of feel?
Speaker 1: We've all been there when your car didn't work, and
Speaker 1: you're thinking, I know I have enough money in there, which,
Speaker 1: as it turns out, she had plenty of money on
Speaker 1: her card.
Speaker 3: Did machine they were using just would not take her card.
Speaker 3: So she says, I don't have any cash on me.
Speaker 3: As soon as we get, you know, to the airport,
Speaker 3: hit the ATM and give you your seven bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The flight lands and before they let anyone off the flight,
Speaker 3: three police officers walk on board and it scored her
Speaker 3: off the plane. They called ahead said they had someone dodging,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Did I've had it? Where my card?
Speaker 1: For whatever reason didn't work similar I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was their machine or whatever. And you know what
Speaker 1: the flight attendant did said, no problem, that's on us,
Speaker 1: that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Not only did they not do that, they call ahead
Speaker 3: have her hauled off in front of everybody over seven bucks,
Speaker 3: which she mediate explained everything that the cops, and cops
Speaker 3: are like, you gotta be kidding out of that, So
Speaker 3: she says, she says, look, there's an ATM right there.
Speaker 3: They're like, of course, go and she goes and gets
Speaker 3: some cash, comes back to the gate, at which time
Speaker 3: the snarky Ryanair people take the payment, and then informer
Speaker 3: she's banned from flying on the airline for the rest
Speaker 3: of her life.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: Over a seven dollars springles and Coca Cola in flight
Speaker 3: snack bundle.
Speaker 1: I'm not Sue happy. I know I say it every
Speaker 1: now and then and then joke about or somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: but right there she has a full on lawsuit pat
Speaker 1: for the embarrassment of that and what that does to
Speaker 1: your character, you know as a person. If other employers
Speaker 1: might have seen that happen, a million things lawyers could
Speaker 1: drag up and then they're banning you from flights.
Speaker 3: She basically said, they don't have to worry about banning me.
Speaker 3: I would never fly this airline again.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what I said with ours did the
Speaker 2: crash landing.
Speaker 1: But I forgot what the airline is now, so I'm
Speaker 1: I've probably flown it since.
Speaker 3: It was it started with an f OK.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was out when I've flown it since.
Speaker 3: Well, never used the free vouchers they gave us.
Speaker 2: I think that was out of date four months later.
Speaker 2: That that whole thing.
Speaker 1: That's either where as I said, the flight attendant just
Speaker 1: says that's on us, thanks for flying with whatever air
Speaker 1: or if you're the person next to her, aren't you
Speaker 1: maybe saying you know what I got you?
Speaker 3: I would I avoid all this just by bringing my
Speaker 3: own box of fried chicken fresh hot fried chicken on board.
Speaker 2: God, it's the worst.
Speaker 3: Dig right into that as soon as that pricey beverage
Speaker 3: cart and snack carts starts rolling up and down the aisle.
Speaker 2: Last flight that was on looking.
Speaker 3: Back behind you, everybody's drooling.
Speaker 1: Last flight, I was on lady bust out with a
Speaker 1: full on, big sized meal from a fast food place
Speaker 1: and plops of death.
Speaker 2: You could smell it on the whole plane.
Speaker 1: I went to the very back to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and go damn it, I smell that quarter pround.
Speaker 3: Twenty six year old office worker had been hurting from
Speaker 3: working too much sitting at his desk all day, so
Speaker 3: he booked an appointment to get a massage. Yeah, try
Speaker 3: to loosen up, said He felt great until the masseuse
Speaker 3: did a more vigorous maneuver. That's when he felt a
Speaker 3: sharp pain in his neck, followed by a terrible headache,
Speaker 3: and he knew something was horribly wrong.
Speaker 4: Taco, you're a massage in your neck. You got to
Speaker 4: make sure you avoid the interior area here. And the
Speaker 4: reason for that is that you don't have much muscle
Speaker 4: in this area, but then you have vessels such as
Speaker 4: the vein and the crowded artery. It could cause dissection,
Speaker 4: meaning the artery walls could dissect or rupture, and that
Speaker 4: could lead to a stroke. And I've seen strokes before,
Speaker 4: and patients have high velocity manipulation of their neck. And
Speaker 4: that's why it's important to avoid musage in the interior
Speaker 4: neck because that could be to a crowded dissection that
Speaker 4: could be.
Speaker 2: To a stroke exactly.
Speaker 3: And the guy went to the er, and after he
Speaker 3: woke up with slurred speech and numbness on the entire
Speaker 3: left side of his body, turned out he did have
Speaker 3: a stroke that was caused by a ripped hole in
Speaker 3: an artery leading to his brain.
Speaker 1: God, the irony. You're going there to relieve stress and
Speaker 1: have a stroke. That guy wasn't kind of giving you anxiety.
Speaker 1: That guy talking.
Speaker 3: And you know I'm not ten percent massage, you know that.
Speaker 2: And then you.
Speaker 1: I know we've talked about it. You need a massage, Bud.
Speaker 1: I know you're too firm and too tense to get one.
Speaker 1: But man, if you just laid down like this pat
Speaker 1: and just went.
Speaker 3: I mean capable of doing that, you should know that
Speaker 3: after almost thirty years, okay.
Speaker 2: If you went in there went.
Speaker 1: Really bad and got in that state of mind, no,
Speaker 1: it'd feels so good for you.
Speaker 2: You'd be a changed man. No, no more stress.
Speaker 3: Lynch, maybe after six or seven Jamison's.
Speaker 2: No, you're not supposed to do a massage after you.
Speaker 3: Loosen up a little bit.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to have a massage after you've been drinking.
Speaker 1: It's one of the one of the big rules.
Speaker 2: I learned that.
Speaker 1: Actually on an off shore Fiasco fishing trip of ours.
Speaker 1: We had a masousea on there and if you're if
Speaker 1: you're listening, thanks for rocking still dude, And he said it.
Speaker 1: He said it was he was gonna walk around and
Speaker 1: get massages. But he realized everybody was out the night
Speaker 1: before at fish Lips drinking and they still boosing their system.
Speaker 2: So wouldn't be a good idea.
Speaker 3: That that weekend turns into a forty eight hour bender
Speaker 3: for for many.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm oh.
Speaker 1: And we figured out a date for the offshore fiasco,
Speaker 1: which will announce give it time down the road.
Speaker 3: Don't It'll be August again, just so y'all know.
Speaker 2: And it sells out a matter of a day or two.
Speaker 3: Told you I have been inspired to take up hiking.
Speaker 1: Well, what's the gimmick they're offering the day? Is it
Speaker 1: freeze take along the way? No? No, no, uh.
Speaker 3: Just uh. I don't know about you, but the part
Speaker 3: about hiking I don't like is the physical exertion. But
Speaker 3: if you had an escalator going up the mountain, I'm
Speaker 3: in I'm in China is installing outdoor look at the Jr.
Speaker 3: Facebook page. They have installed outdoor escalators up bus several
Speaker 3: mountains so anybody can hike. Why did this take so
Speaker 3: long to be something?
Speaker 2: This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No, No, I get it that you like it, but
Speaker 1: it kind of d d environmentals outdoors.
Speaker 3: It's China. I mean they're spewing god knows what into
Speaker 3: the atmosphere. I mean, what's an escalator on the side
Speaker 3: of a mountain getting hurt at this point? Wow, that's intricate.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I mean it looks like a kind
Speaker 3: of a think ski lift, but it's an es later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just right up the mountain.
Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is is Chinese people aren't really
Speaker 1: fat with the you know, it's it's normally.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know the best part? I mean,
Speaker 3: I know you'd have to go to China to do
Speaker 3: this again. You can see this on the Facebook page.
Speaker 3: I'm envisioning getting on that escalator and you're slowly ascending
Speaker 3: the mountain where at whichever mountain it is, and as
Speaker 3: you get closer to the top, you just see the
Speaker 3: actual physical hikers struggling and gasping for air and looking exhausted,
Speaker 3: and you're just like dude, Dude.
Speaker 1: You're up there with your bucket of chicken gun. You
Speaker 1: a healthy hiker. You how the blister's.
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