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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots, says here.

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<v Speaker 3>This hour of our show has brought you by Wheel

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's begin with this story out of England.

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<v Speaker 3>Woman woman was left literally in shock after the experience

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<v Speaker 3>she had flying on Ryan Air. That's a big one

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<v Speaker 3>over there. Ryan Ryanair is the one that gets dragged

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<v Speaker 3>pretty hard in Europe for all their little nickel and

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<v Speaker 3>diming and peniness and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a big air. It's a popular, not popular,

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<v Speaker 1>but well known.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one of the more economic minded airlines, which you know,

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<v Speaker 3>that's great, that's fine, But I guess they're also a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit prickly and I think this is a perfect

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<v Speaker 3>example So the woman's on the flight coming home from

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<v Speaker 3>celebrating her birthday in the Canary Islands. The flight crews

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<v Speaker 3>coming through once they're airborne and a cruising altitude with

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<v Speaker 3>the in flights snack and beverage service, and she wants

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<v Speaker 3>the seven dollars snack bundle, which is a can of

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<v Speaker 3>pringles and a Coca Cola. Got it, So they open

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<v Speaker 3>up springles, open up the coke, set it down there

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<v Speaker 3>on her tray. She hands them the card. Card won't work.

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<v Speaker 3>Card won't work. Is she in the the embarrassed denial

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<v Speaker 3>kind of feel?

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<v Speaker 1>We've all been there when your car didn't work, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking, I know I have enough money in there, which,

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<v Speaker 1>as it turns out, she had plenty of money on

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<v Speaker 1>her card.

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<v Speaker 3>Did machine they were using just would not take her card.

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<v Speaker 3>So she says, I don't have any cash on me.

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as we get, you know, to the airport,

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<v Speaker 3>hit the ATM and give you your seven bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The flight lands and before they let anyone off the flight,

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<v Speaker 3>three police officers walk on board and it scored her

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<v Speaker 3>off the plane. They called ahead said they had someone dodging,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I've had it? Where my card?

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<v Speaker 1>For whatever reason didn't work similar I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it was their machine or whatever. And you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the flight attendant did said, no problem, that's on us,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only did they not do that, they call ahead

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<v Speaker 3>have her hauled off in front of everybody over seven bucks,

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<v Speaker 3>which she mediate explained everything that the cops, and cops

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<v Speaker 3>are like, you gotta be kidding out of that, So

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<v Speaker 3>she says, she says, look, there's an ATM right there.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, of course, go and she goes and gets

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<v Speaker 3>some cash, comes back to the gate, at which time

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<v Speaker 3>the snarky Ryanair people take the payment, and then informer

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<v Speaker 3>she's banned from flying on the airline for the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of her life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 3>Over a seven dollars springles and Coca Cola in flight

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<v Speaker 3>snack bundle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Sue happy. I know I say it every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then and then joke about or somebody's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>but right there she has a full on lawsuit pat

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<v Speaker 1>for the embarrassment of that and what that does to

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<v Speaker 1>your character, you know as a person. If other employers

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<v Speaker 1>might have seen that happen, a million things lawyers could

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<v Speaker 1>drag up and then they're banning you from flights.

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<v Speaker 3>She basically said, they don't have to worry about banning me.

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<v Speaker 3>I would never fly this airline again.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of what I said with ours did the

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<v Speaker 2>crash landing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I forgot what the airline is now, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I've probably flown it since.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it started with an f OK.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought it was out when I've flown it since.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, never used the free vouchers they gave us.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was out of date four months later.

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<v Speaker 2>That that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's either where as I said, the flight attendant just

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<v Speaker 1>says that's on us, thanks for flying with whatever air

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<v Speaker 1>or if you're the person next to her, aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>maybe saying you know what I got you?

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<v Speaker 3>I would I avoid all this just by bringing my

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<v Speaker 3>own box of fried chicken fresh hot fried chicken on board.

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<v Speaker 2>God, it's the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>Dig right into that as soon as that pricey beverage

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<v Speaker 3>cart and snack carts starts rolling up and down the aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>Last flight that was on looking.

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<v Speaker 3>Back behind you, everybody's drooling.

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<v Speaker 1>Last flight, I was on lady bust out with a

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<v Speaker 1>full on, big sized meal from a fast food place

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<v Speaker 1>and plops of death.

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<v Speaker 2>You could smell it on the whole plane.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the very back to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and go damn it, I smell that quarter pround.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty six year old office worker had been hurting from

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<v Speaker 3>working too much sitting at his desk all day, so

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<v Speaker 3>he booked an appointment to get a massage. Yeah, try

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<v Speaker 3>to loosen up, said He felt great until the masseuse

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<v Speaker 3>did a more vigorous maneuver. That's when he felt a

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<v Speaker 3>sharp pain in his neck, followed by a terrible headache,

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<v Speaker 3>and he knew something was horribly wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Taco, you're a massage in your neck. You got to

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<v Speaker 4>make sure you avoid the interior area here. And the

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<v Speaker 4>reason for that is that you don't have much muscle

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<v Speaker 4>in this area, but then you have vessels such as

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<v Speaker 4>the vein and the crowded artery. It could cause dissection,

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<v Speaker 4>meaning the artery walls could dissect or rupture, and that

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<v Speaker 4>could lead to a stroke. And I've seen strokes before,

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<v Speaker 4>and patients have high velocity manipulation of their neck. And

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<v Speaker 4>that's why it's important to avoid musage in the interior

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<v Speaker 4>neck because that could be to a crowded dissection that

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<v Speaker 4>could be.

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<v Speaker 2>To a stroke exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And the guy went to the er, and after he

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<v Speaker 3>woke up with slurred speech and numbness on the entire

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<v Speaker 3>left side of his body, turned out he did have

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<v Speaker 3>a stroke that was caused by a ripped hole in

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<v Speaker 3>an artery leading to his brain.

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<v Speaker 1>God, the irony. You're going there to relieve stress and

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<v Speaker 1>have a stroke. That guy wasn't kind of giving you anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy talking.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know I'm not ten percent massage, you know that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've talked about it. You need a massage, Bud.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're too firm and too tense to get one.

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<v Speaker 1>But man, if you just laid down like this pat

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<v Speaker 1>and just went.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean capable of doing that, you should know that

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<v Speaker 3>after almost thirty years, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>If you went in there went.

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<v Speaker 1>Really bad and got in that state of mind, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd feels so good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be a changed man. No, no more stress.

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<v Speaker 3>Lynch, maybe after six or seven Jamison's.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not supposed to do a massage after you.

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<v Speaker 3>Loosen up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not supposed to have a massage after you've been drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the one of the big rules.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned that.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually on an off shore Fiasco fishing trip of ours.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a masousea on there and if you're if

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening, thanks for rocking still dude, And he said it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it was he was gonna walk around and

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<v Speaker 1>get massages. But he realized everybody was out the night

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<v Speaker 1>before at fish Lips drinking and they still boosing their system.

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<v Speaker 2>So wouldn't be a good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>That that weekend turns into a forty eight hour bender

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<v Speaker 3>for for many.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And we figured out a date for the offshore fiasco,

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<v Speaker 1>which will announce give it time down the road.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't It'll be August again, just so y'all know.

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<v Speaker 2>And it sells out a matter of a day or two.

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<v Speaker 3>Told you I have been inspired to take up hiking.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what's the gimmick they're offering the day? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>freeze take along the way? No? No, no, uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Just uh. I don't know about you, but the part

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<v Speaker 3>about hiking I don't like is the physical exertion. But

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<v Speaker 3>if you had an escalator going up the mountain, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in I'm in China is installing outdoor look at the Jr.

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page. They have installed outdoor escalators up bus several

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<v Speaker 3>mountains so anybody can hike. Why did this take so

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<v Speaker 3>long to be something?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I get it that you like it, but

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of d d environmentals outdoors.

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<v Speaker 3>It's China. I mean they're spewing god knows what into

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<v Speaker 3>the atmosphere. I mean, what's an escalator on the side

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<v Speaker 3>of a mountain getting hurt at this point? Wow, that's intricate.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, I mean it looks like a kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a think ski lift, but it's an es later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just right up the mountain.

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<v Speaker 1>And the crazy thing is is Chinese people aren't really

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<v Speaker 1>fat with the you know, it's it's normally.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to know the best part? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I know you'd have to go to China to do

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<v Speaker 3>this again. You can see this on the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm envisioning getting on that escalator and you're slowly ascending

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<v Speaker 3>the mountain where at whichever mountain it is, and as

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<v Speaker 3>you get closer to the top, you just see the

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<v Speaker 3>actual physical hikers struggling and gasping for air and looking exhausted,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're just like dude, Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>You're up there with your bucket of chicken gun. You

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<v Speaker 1>a healthy hiker. You how the blister's.

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<v Speaker 3>Feeling technology is a wonderful thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Man Buckstation is w j R r