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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>Lunching Taco Show is brought to you by Tom's Watch

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<v Speaker 2>Bar on I drive right there at the corner of

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<v Speaker 2>Sand Lake.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't believe I'm already gonna be back out there again tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Friday night, eight to ten, and we.

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<v Speaker 2>All know what they say about Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, it's Friday time to party.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, come on out Tom's watch Bar. I drive.

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<v Speaker 3>The easiest way to describe where Tom's is when you're

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<v Speaker 3>driving down I drave and you see that big old

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<v Speaker 3>what it's on the corner of what pat sand Lake?

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<v Speaker 2>It's sand Lake? Yes, And and I drive Tako when

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<v Speaker 2>you are driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Down and you see this really tall building, it looks

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<v Speaker 3>like almost like oh, is that a parking car? And

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<v Speaker 3>then on top there's a big video screen that wraps

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<v Speaker 3>around you can see it for my four good times

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<v Speaker 3>out there Tom's watch Bar tomorrow have tickets to give away,

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<v Speaker 3>and yes, bw O Cooozi's while they last what time.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there starting eight o'clock? Okay, an update on

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<v Speaker 2>a story we told you about. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>a week before last the fishing trawler off of the

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<v Speaker 2>coast of Massachusetts that caught a body in its nets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, remember that. To their surprise, I'm really surprised

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't happen more often.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it a cruiser, you know, like somebody that jumped

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<v Speaker 3>off a cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm going to have the answer as to

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<v Speaker 2>what is believed. First off, it was indeed a body.

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<v Speaker 2>The body was turned over to the Coast Guard. The

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<v Speaker 2>coast Guard then turned it over to the Massachusetts State Police,

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<v Speaker 2>who had their chief medical examiner look into the body

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<v Speaker 2>that was caught up in the fishing nets. Belonged to

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<v Speaker 2>a woman believed to be in her sixties and had

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<v Speaker 2>numerous cancerous tumors. Man. Now, no foul play is suspected

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<v Speaker 2>because the body wash embombed, and they believe this was

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<v Speaker 2>nothing more than just a burial at sea that had

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<v Speaker 2>been inadvertently scooped up by the hold.

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<v Speaker 3>You're allowed to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I again, I don't know the rules of who knows

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<v Speaker 2>what country she's even from. If it was someone from

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<v Speaker 2>the US, or it's got caught up in a current

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<v Speaker 2>from some other country where there was a burial done,

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<v Speaker 2>or just it happened at sea, and that's I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens at sea stays at sea.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is apparently what they're they're just throwing their hands

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<v Speaker 2>up here. I we don't suspect any foul places. And

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<v Speaker 2>she had been.

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<v Speaker 3>Embombed, yeah, and she apparently died of cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>You said, you're surprised they don't find more bodies out

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<v Speaker 3>there like this, like catching them up and fishing. That's

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<v Speaker 3>that's because the fish already got them, yea. And the

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<v Speaker 3>ocean is a huge place it really, so they're taken

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<v Speaker 3>care of. That's like the ocean's like God's garbage disposal. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to bring God into it, but you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm getting that the ocean is like Mother

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<v Speaker 3>Earth's garbage disposal. It just straws. Pat, I'm kidding. Turtle lovers,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with you. By the way, if you're here for

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<v Speaker 3>spring break or whatever holiday it may be, holiday, turn

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<v Speaker 3>your lights off at the condo at night time. We

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<v Speaker 3>don't want our little baby turtles being attract to that light.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a turtle season is starting earlier this year

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<v Speaker 2>already started showing up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like those acorns. You were talking about massive

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<v Speaker 3>acorn fallings this year more than normal. There's weird things

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<v Speaker 3>going on.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been fixated on the acorn. It's not even the

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<v Speaker 2>time when they fall.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know. Yeah, I just heard you talk

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<v Speaker 3>about the boss you asked. He was asking what it

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<v Speaker 3>was called. When they all seem to fall at once

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<v Speaker 3>and it doesn't happen, it's a masked event.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well that's what's going on with like the sea turtles,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all a massed event. I can't believe you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>run with mother's garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it speaks for itself. Your analogy. Don Robinson

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<v Speaker 2>may not be a name you recognize off the top

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<v Speaker 2>of your head, but you probably have heard of the

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<v Speaker 2>band she founded back in the nineties. The group I

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<v Speaker 2>would school with some one who named Don Robinson. What

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<v Speaker 2>she was? She wasn't in Vogue, was she?

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<v Speaker 3>No? But I've heard of that band?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in Vogue. They had some big tunes in the

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<v Speaker 2>in the nineties, sold a lot of units. As they

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<v Speaker 2>say in the music business, down has found herself on

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<v Speaker 2>harder times, and in fact, she has decided to come

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<v Speaker 2>forward and let everybody know what she's up to these days.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys, for the past almost three years, I have

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<v Speaker 4>been living in my car. I said it. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>it's out. I've been living in my car. What I

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<v Speaker 4>have in a party right now? If I had a choice,

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<v Speaker 4>I would just so you guys know, I have a

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<v Speaker 4>gym membership in a shower. This is not like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, poor Dawn, she's living in her car and

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<v Speaker 4>it's terrible. Oh what was me? It's not that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>learning about who I am. I'm learning myself as a person,

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<v Speaker 4>as a woman. If you would have said to me

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<v Speaker 4>while I wasn't invoging and me living in your car

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<v Speaker 4>one day, I'd be like, huh no, I'm always gonna

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<v Speaker 4>have an apartment. I can't live in my car. We

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<v Speaker 4>say that we can't do certain things before you even

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<v Speaker 4>know we're capable.

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<v Speaker 2>She's lost it. Yeah, I think there's more going on

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<v Speaker 2>here than down is letting onto because I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>anyone would choose to go that route if they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, if you go from this right to

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<v Speaker 3>your car, things happen.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that. But wow, and like that time, I

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<v Speaker 2>worked in a music store in the nineties, and I

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<v Speaker 2>know for a fact that in Vogue sold a hell

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<v Speaker 2>of a lot of their releases. So either they cut

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<v Speaker 2>a bad deal or she was just really bad with

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<v Speaker 2>her money.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably both because all those bands get screwed by

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<v Speaker 3>the level right a promoter whatever. Wow, I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 3>it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>But she does. She has the iPhone, she has the

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<v Speaker 2>gym membership, she has the YouTube channel to uh, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she'll be able to monetize her YouTube living in

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<v Speaker 2>the car channel to upgrade back to an apartment.

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<v Speaker 3>At least she's trying, you know what I'm getting. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you see it a lot of times people that go

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<v Speaker 3>and I have a buddy that comes in town once

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<v Speaker 3>a year and he goes and showers at the gym

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning. He stays with another friend, but he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't want to wake them up, really, so he goes

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<v Speaker 3>to the gym, gets work out of and showers there

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<v Speaker 3>every day. Take advantage of it. Up she does. Well, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>speaking of nineties and stuff like that, Have I told

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<v Speaker 3>you what I got a little whiff of Somebody told me.

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<v Speaker 2>A whiff of No, I have no idea what you're

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<v Speaker 2>about to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember a place in downtown Orlando on Orange

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<v Speaker 3>Avenue that we used to go, Not zoom A Beach,

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<v Speaker 3>but right around there.

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<v Speaker 2>Started with have a nice stay cafe?

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<v Speaker 3>No, right around Zooma and it started with A B

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<v Speaker 3>A R. Come on, oh bar Orlando. Nope, Barbarrella?

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<v Speaker 2>What about Barbarrella?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, new a of eighty stuff. Supposedly you know the

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<v Speaker 3>old booby trap over here? Yeah, it's the axe trap

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<v Speaker 3>right a certain nights, it's Barbrella.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm researching more on it, but I'm glad you just

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<v Speaker 2>threw that out there just because you heard it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I and I just googled it while I

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<v Speaker 3>was looking for that in Vogue. Lady living in her

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<v Speaker 3>car who showers at the gym as multitasking, as they

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<v Speaker 3>call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would use the term scattershot. Okay, it's made

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<v Speaker 2>us to monos all right anyway? Yeah, so uh check

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<v Speaker 2>it out yourself. I'll leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 3>If you could go to a place right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And listener rolling wrong, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>They have that like we used to, But if you

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<v Speaker 3>could have how Barbarella used to be that was the

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<v Speaker 3>best place ever.

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at it and I'm seeing I'm seeing some

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<v Speaker 3>info on it. The axe trap. Huh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know when you want me to move on

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<v Speaker 2>to the next story here, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Ce Pat didn't want to go back to the eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>He had he rocks in it all the time. He

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<v Speaker 3>will not go back to barbarrella days eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made in the eightire you go anyway, Let's go

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<v Speaker 2>back sixties and seventies. How about that? I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Morrison dors singer who you know died in a

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<v Speaker 2>cloud of mystery, found dead in a in a bathtub

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<v Speaker 2>in his hotel France, married in France. Now, a new

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<v Speaker 2>documentary coming to Apple Plus TV claims that Jim Morrison

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<v Speaker 2>is not dead at all.

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<v Speaker 3>But rather, oh God, he's hanging out with Tupaca.

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<v Speaker 2>Alive and well and living in Syracuse, New York, where

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<v Speaker 2>he has for quite some time. And he's uh living

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<v Speaker 2>incognito in Syracuse, going by the name Frank, who works

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<v Speaker 2>as a maintenance guy in Syracuse. Could you show me

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<v Speaker 2>a picture of this, possibly at Rochester's Eastman Theater.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure with all the stuff and he'd be eighty

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<v Speaker 3>one years old now, by the way, with all this stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>all this stuff he put into his body and all

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<v Speaker 3>the ladies, and I've seen TV shows before. You're telling

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<v Speaker 3>me that guy's still alive and he's a janitor.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a janitor at the Eastman Theater in Syracuse, New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Even has a scar on his nose like the late

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<v Speaker 2>Morrison dick.

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<v Speaker 3>It's from a broom in the broom closet goes by

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<v Speaker 3>Frank and Frank he hit himself one time. He was

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<v Speaker 3>mopping the floor and came back too far and got.

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<v Speaker 2>The I would agree with you on that, or something

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<v Speaker 2>very similar in the industrial side of cleaning accident category.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let me just ask you this. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to end on this thought.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're gonna ask him something.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say you are Jim Morrison and you successfully

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<v Speaker 2>have faked your own death and you're gonna disappear into obscurity.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna pick Syracuse, New York to carry out

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<v Speaker 2>and live your final days?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's out and he's out, And you know, like Arizona.

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<v Speaker 2>Haanging don't no knocks on Syracuse, but they have some

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<v Speaker 2>harsh winters. Bro so I mean

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<v Speaker 3>We'll double u j R R, Orlando's rock station.