Speaker 1: With Lichtaco, Orlando's rock station one O one one w
Speaker 1: j r R. About fifteen minutes left to throw a
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Speaker 1: done so yet, your vote automatically qualifies you to win
Speaker 1: Summer of Loud tickets, big festival coming this summer with
Speaker 1: j r R. You're voting on Aerosmith this morning.
Speaker 2: Three Aerosmith tuns, Yeah, eleven on the edge draw the
Speaker 2: line or six as a dollar. You tell us which
Speaker 2: one you want us to play back at nine we
Speaker 2: will and then just randomly choose somebody for those tickets
Speaker 2: for Summer of Loud.
Speaker 1: Hey, I got a kick out of the clip you
Speaker 1: pointed me too here a few minutes ago over and
Speaker 1: was it Bradenton? I think yes. Old woman I guess
Speaker 1: ordered some pizza and the delivery person showed up to
Speaker 1: a bit of a hubbub going on in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Police were there. An alligator had found its way into
Speaker 1: this neighborhood and was resting comfortably underneath the car in
Speaker 1: front of the old woman's home.
Speaker 2: Her reactions the pizza delivery person was what do you
Speaker 2: want me to do with this pizza? Because a cop
Speaker 2: wouldn't let her go to the door for fear of
Speaker 2: He's like, just give it to me, and then it
Speaker 2: takes over from his body camera and shows him trying
Speaker 2: to navigate around the gator to deliver the old woman
Speaker 2: her pie, who's oblivious to all of this. It's epic
Speaker 2: if you if you've not seen it j R R
Speaker 2: Facebook page, check it out.
Speaker 1: Where's my pizza? And then the cops like, step back, man,
Speaker 1: there's an allegation. Here's holy.
Speaker 2: You hear this?
Speaker 1: What eighty something?
Speaker 2: You're old?
Speaker 1: A holy ash? I threw the link on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen that clip, that is wjrr All right,
Speaker 1: Uh let's see here. We got organizers of a half
Speaker 1: marathon in Brighton, England apologizing after they were called out
Speaker 1: for reusing water cups for the athletes. What at the
Speaker 1: water station that somebody didn't order enough cups, so they
Speaker 1: were they were picking up the ones that the uh
Speaker 1: the athletes, you know, they chugged down their hydration and
Speaker 1: it's throw it on the ground. They were picking those
Speaker 1: up and reusing them. Did you ever run like a
Speaker 1: five k when you were a kid. I've never run
Speaker 1: in any k okay as a kid or an adult.
Speaker 1: It never will dumb question.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I used to run uh different races as
Speaker 2: a kid, right, and I was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: But all that aside, Yeah, that's what you do.
Speaker 2: As you just describe pat you run by, you have
Speaker 2: to slow down to grab the cups, you don't spill it,
Speaker 2: and then you drink the water and throw it at
Speaker 2: So they went and gathered all the thrown out cups
Speaker 2: and we're reusing them. They did point out that they
Speaker 2: had washed them out first. Uh huh oh I bet
Speaker 2: oh wow.
Speaker 1: I ran a half marathon and got her bees. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was gonna be possible. But I
Speaker 1: think we've got a potential challenger for headline of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to refresh on that doozy we had the
Speaker 1: other day, Yes, I will.
Speaker 2: We had an update and it was sex mad cop
Speaker 2: who embarked on hot tub buncathon made a career switch.
Speaker 1: I don't see you beating that one.
Speaker 3: Bo.
Speaker 1: Just the phrase hot tub bunkcathon used in a headline,
Speaker 1: you would think is enough to really lock it in
Speaker 1: the headline of the week. You really have one that's
Speaker 1: gonna challenge it. I'll throw it out there. You let us,
Speaker 1: you all, let us know what you think. Okay, say
Speaker 1: it's so, I gotta write it.
Speaker 2: Go eight miles of Amazon rainforest cut down to build
Speaker 2: four lane highway for Climate change Summit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a tough one. Eight miles
Speaker 1: of Amazon rainforest to cut down to build four lane
Speaker 1: highway for Climate change Summit.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, Client Change climb, Climate Change Summit.
Speaker 1: Brazilian city of Belem. I guess not easily accessible for
Speaker 1: the throngs that are gonna fly in on their private
Speaker 1: planes for the Climate change Summit and then need to
Speaker 1: motorcade into U the town. You need a new four
Speaker 1: lane highway through the rainforests.
Speaker 2: Okay, as we let's clear cut this some bitch, as
Speaker 2: we always do. We're gonna have you, the listener, decide
Speaker 2: should we do it today or tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna have to bounce it to tomorrow,
Speaker 1: just in case. We didn't think there would be a
Speaker 1: legitimate challenge here to hot to Bancathon, But yet here
Speaker 1: we are clear cutting the Amazon rainforest for the Climate
Speaker 1: change Summit highway. I mean something. You can't make this
Speaker 1: stuff up. Dude, and we don't.
Speaker 2: You just said the phrase I was gonna say, you
Speaker 2: can't make up the fact of the reusing the cups
Speaker 2: for the half bear about it either time.
Speaker 1: This is why idiotology exists. This is why we do
Speaker 1: this three separate times each morning. The overflow of material
Speaker 1: like this in the world we live in, and.
Speaker 2: We could honestly do five idiotologies in the morning, but uh,
Speaker 2: we put some of it into our off the air podcast.
Speaker 1: Later to hard to believe. There is an editing process
Speaker 1: that is involved with this show every day. It's not
Speaker 1: a very exact science, but it does exist. We are
Speaker 1: professional broadcasters after all. Yeah, I've been doing this a
Speaker 1: long time. This one's for you.
Speaker 2: We're so professional that I just was able to plug
Speaker 2: our off the air podcast organically as they call it
Speaker 2: in the biz.
Speaker 1: It was dude, that was organic. As it comes back,
Speaker 1: it's great. Say you know, sorry, we're this this lingo
Speaker 1: that gets thrown at us in this activation. We just
Speaker 1: gotta can we connect later? Yeah, let's connected. We'll see
Speaker 1: at the activation. No, we're not seeing me at the activation.
Speaker 1: I'll see you at the bar that we're gonna be
Speaker 1: at with listeners. Having a good talk.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Okay, let's pull the curtain back closed.
Speaker 1: We do peek out from behind it a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you appreciate that though, right, I hope,
Speaker 2: I hope you.
Speaker 1: I mean that's trying to give you a lot of glimpse.
Speaker 2: Back there, get back on track. Let's land in the
Speaker 2: plane right in the rainforest.
Speaker 1: Thought of you for this one. Of course, Taco has
Speaker 1: been singing the praises of what he calls his dorm
Speaker 1: room sleep separate from his wife, has his own little
Speaker 1: prep airy and whatnot. This lady is talking about and
Speaker 1: singing the praises of what she refers to as her
Speaker 1: bathroom divorce from her husband and credits it with saving
Speaker 1: her marriage.
Speaker 3: I think a bathroom divorce is best exemplified by two toilets,
Speaker 3: two sinks, and two ways to shower oorbethe in the morning.
Speaker 3: We have everything separate. The pet peeve of my old
Speaker 3: bathroom was the wet, sticky floor every time I went
Speaker 3: to use the toilet.
Speaker 1: Her husband's apparently a real slob.
Speaker 3: So knowing that I use a bathroom with a dry,
Speaker 3: pristine floor.
Speaker 1: You know, one of the members and who uses the
Speaker 1: bathroom has a prostate and the other.
Speaker 2: Doesn't they sound like a really they're probably part with
Speaker 2: on a Friday night. God, if I had to listen
Speaker 2: to that lady, I would have switched bedrooms twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: And that floor around the toilet it's sticky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait until this guy's dropping details about his prostate.
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