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<v Speaker 1>With Lichtaco, Orlando's rock station one O one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R. About fifteen minutes left to throw a

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<v Speaker 1>vote in for you. Say we played. If you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done so yet, your vote automatically qualifies you to win

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<v Speaker 1>Summer of Loud tickets, big festival coming this summer with

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<v Speaker 1>j r R. You're voting on Aerosmith this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Three Aerosmith tuns, Yeah, eleven on the edge draw the

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<v Speaker 2>line or six as a dollar. You tell us which

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<v Speaker 2>one you want us to play back at nine we

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<v Speaker 2>will and then just randomly choose somebody for those tickets

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<v Speaker 2>for Summer of Loud.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I got a kick out of the clip you

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<v Speaker 1>pointed me too here a few minutes ago over and

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<v Speaker 1>was it Bradenton? I think yes. Old woman I guess

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<v Speaker 1>ordered some pizza and the delivery person showed up to

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a hubbub going on in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Police were there. An alligator had found its way into

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<v Speaker 1>this neighborhood and was resting comfortably underneath the car in

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<v Speaker 1>front of the old woman's home.

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<v Speaker 2>Her reactions the pizza delivery person was what do you

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<v Speaker 2>want me to do with this pizza? Because a cop

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let her go to the door for fear of

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, just give it to me, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>takes over from his body camera and shows him trying

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<v Speaker 2>to navigate around the gator to deliver the old woman

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<v Speaker 2>her pie, who's oblivious to all of this. It's epic

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<v Speaker 2>if you if you've not seen it j R R

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page, check it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's my pizza? And then the cops like, step back, man,

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<v Speaker 1>there's an allegation. Here's holy.

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<v Speaker 2>You hear this?

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<v Speaker 1>What eighty something?

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<v Speaker 2>You're old?

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<v Speaker 1>A holy ash? I threw the link on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't seen that clip, that is wjrr All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh let's see here. We got organizers of a half

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<v Speaker 1>marathon in Brighton, England apologizing after they were called out

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<v Speaker 1>for reusing water cups for the athletes. What at the

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<v Speaker 1>water station that somebody didn't order enough cups, so they

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<v Speaker 1>were they were picking up the ones that the uh

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<v Speaker 1>the athletes, you know, they chugged down their hydration and

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<v Speaker 1>it's throw it on the ground. They were picking those

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<v Speaker 1>up and reusing them. Did you ever run like a

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<v Speaker 1>five k when you were a kid. I've never run

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<v Speaker 1>in any k okay as a kid or an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>It never will dumb question.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I used to run uh different races as

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<v Speaker 2>a kid, right, and I was actually pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>But all that aside, Yeah, that's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>As you just describe pat you run by, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to slow down to grab the cups, you don't spill it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you drink the water and throw it at

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<v Speaker 2>So they went and gathered all the thrown out cups

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<v Speaker 2>and we're reusing them. They did point out that they

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<v Speaker 2>had washed them out first. Uh huh oh I bet

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<v Speaker 2>oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I ran a half marathon and got her bees. It's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think it was gonna be possible. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think we've got a potential challenger for headline of the week. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to refresh on that doozy we had the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, Yes, I will.

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<v Speaker 2>We had an update and it was sex mad cop

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<v Speaker 2>who embarked on hot tub buncathon made a career switch.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see you beating that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Bo.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the phrase hot tub bunkcathon used in a headline,

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<v Speaker 1>you would think is enough to really lock it in

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<v Speaker 1>the headline of the week. You really have one that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna challenge it. I'll throw it out there. You let us,

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<v Speaker 1>you all, let us know what you think. Okay, say

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<v Speaker 1>it's so, I gotta write it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go eight miles of Amazon rainforest cut down to build

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<v Speaker 2>four lane highway for Climate change Summit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is a tough one. Eight miles

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<v Speaker 1>of Amazon rainforest to cut down to build four lane

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<v Speaker 1>highway for Climate change Summit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna say, Client Change climb, Climate Change Summit.

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<v Speaker 1>Brazilian city of Belem. I guess not easily accessible for

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<v Speaker 1>the throngs that are gonna fly in on their private

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<v Speaker 1>planes for the Climate change Summit and then need to

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<v Speaker 1>motorcade into U the town. You need a new four

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<v Speaker 1>lane highway through the rainforests.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, as we let's clear cut this some bitch, as

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<v Speaker 2>we always do. We're gonna have you, the listener, decide

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<v Speaker 2>should we do it today or tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're gonna have to bounce it to tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>just in case. We didn't think there would be a

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<v Speaker 1>legitimate challenge here to hot to Bancathon, But yet here

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<v Speaker 1>we are clear cutting the Amazon rainforest for the Climate

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<v Speaker 1>change Summit highway. I mean something. You can't make this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff up. Dude, and we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You just said the phrase I was gonna say, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't make up the fact of the reusing the cups

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<v Speaker 2>for the half bear about it either time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why idiotology exists. This is why we do

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<v Speaker 1>this three separate times each morning. The overflow of material

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<v Speaker 1>like this in the world we live in, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We could honestly do five idiotologies in the morning, but uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we put some of it into our off the air podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Later to hard to believe. There is an editing process

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<v Speaker 1>that is involved with this show every day. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a very exact science, but it does exist. We are

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<v Speaker 1>professional broadcasters after all. Yeah, I've been doing this a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. This one's for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so professional that I just was able to plug

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<v Speaker 2>our off the air podcast organically as they call it

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<v Speaker 2>in the biz.

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<v Speaker 1>It was dude, that was organic. As it comes back,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great. Say you know, sorry, we're this this lingo

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<v Speaker 1>that gets thrown at us in this activation. We just

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<v Speaker 1>gotta can we connect later? Yeah, let's connected. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>at the activation. No, we're not seeing me at the activation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you at the bar that we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>at with listeners. Having a good talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Okay, let's pull the curtain back closed.

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<v Speaker 1>We do peek out from behind it a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think you appreciate that though, right, I hope,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's trying to give you a lot of glimpse.

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<v Speaker 2>Back there, get back on track. Let's land in the

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<v Speaker 2>plane right in the rainforest.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought of you for this one. Of course, Taco has

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<v Speaker 1>been singing the praises of what he calls his dorm

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<v Speaker 1>room sleep separate from his wife, has his own little

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<v Speaker 1>prep airy and whatnot. This lady is talking about and

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<v Speaker 1>singing the praises of what she refers to as her

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom divorce from her husband and credits it with saving

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<v Speaker 3>I think a bathroom divorce is best exemplified by two toilets,

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<v Speaker 3>two sinks, and two ways to shower oorbethe in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>We have everything separate. The pet peeve of my old

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<v Speaker 3>bathroom was the wet, sticky floor every time I went

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<v Speaker 3>to use the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Her husband's apparently a real slob.

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<v Speaker 3>So knowing that I use a bathroom with a dry,

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<v Speaker 3>pristine floor.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, one of the members and who uses the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom has a prostate and the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't they sound like a really they're probably part with

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<v Speaker 2>on a Friday night. God, if I had to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to that lady, I would have switched bedrooms twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>And that floor around the toilet it's sticky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wait until this guy's dropping details about his prostate.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus stem One w JRR, Orlando's rock station, early