Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look
Speaker 1: he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the snart Tack.
Speaker 1: You're about to teach your day's glazed by the great
Speaker 1: Chris Ray, God, Derek black Man, and Tom Sway.
Speaker 3: Sit back and prepare for some shit. Sit back and
Speaker 3: prepare for some glazing. Bray, you're a good child. Like
Speaker 3: a scared child, a big ass glasses. My train, my.
Speaker 4: Train, I'm scared I lost my train. That's body language
Speaker 4: I haven't seen in a long time. Absolute fear, no safety.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm ever been that scared. If I have, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: You know, like it was like yet way, my brother
Speaker 1: is terrorizing me with something that a dickhead when I.
Speaker 3: Was a kid.
Speaker 4: That's like you're sleeping in a bear with clown makeup,
Speaker 4: breaks into your.
Speaker 3: Breaks and applies the clown makeup because if it just
Speaker 3: has to make him on, someone probably did that.
Speaker 4: It's at the beginning of It's like you're gonna at
Speaker 4: Joker with a bear sitting in front of a bear.
Speaker 3: He's just crying.
Speaker 1: Like walking into an Arby's bathroom and seeing that it
Speaker 1: must be a wild experience.
Speaker 3: Arby's the Bears shouldn't be you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also that would never happen because who walks
Speaker 1: in Arby's I know, I know.
Speaker 3: But yes, but that's why it's so crazy, because you're
Speaker 3: just kind of like, man, I really have to geiss.
Speaker 3: I'll stop at Arby's, going to Arby's and the Bears,
Speaker 3: and it's just like he's doing is dancing. He's dancing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that, I mean, at least it's an easy like
Speaker 1: I'm walking out and not like the Bears like you know,
Speaker 1: and like tries to get you.
Speaker 3: What if it does if it like it so stretch.
Speaker 1: Of you, it it so Yeah, it's doing it if
Speaker 1: you stay in there for like five seconds too, and it's.
Speaker 3: And it's not a and it's not a push, it's
Speaker 3: a pull.
Speaker 1: You should have walked out of four seconds. You stayed
Speaker 1: five seconds, and then it it like it started and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh it just immediately bear.
Speaker 3: I know that.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: Agro is is like a generally like just popular gaming term.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Every time I hear about it, I think of Army
Speaker 4: of two. Yeah, yeah, because they use it as like
Speaker 4: an official term in the game.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that. I remember Army two in so long.
Speaker 3: I loved that game. Though I love third person shooters,
Speaker 3: I've always enjoyed them. That was the first one I
Speaker 3: really think I played.
Speaker 1: That was the one where you guys shared a health bar, right,
Speaker 1: was that that one?
Speaker 3: I don't one of them. I'm pretty sure you did.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was the first or.
Speaker 4: It was the one that had like the back to
Speaker 4: back mechanic, Yes, where you could where you you would
Speaker 4: lean on your friend's back and then shoot people. You'd
Speaker 4: be in the center of like an arena, shooting people
Speaker 4: and he would somehow remain safe.
Speaker 3: You stupid, you on your homies back. Man, it's when
Speaker 3: you fall he would stop you. You know the people that
Speaker 3: like people that go back to back and then'll clock
Speaker 3: arms and the climb up by places. Yeah, you've never
Speaker 3: seen that.
Speaker 1: I've seen it before, but I've never seen I've never
Speaker 1: actually seen it in practice.
Speaker 3: I've seen in the movies. I've never seen them finish
Speaker 3: the task because I feel like finishing the task is
Speaker 3: the part where it's like they did in You Play
Speaker 3: a Way Out. You do it in that You in
Speaker 3: that fucking game. I never finished that game.
Speaker 4: I never played that. That's the only one of that
Speaker 4: studio that I haven't played.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have any friends or.
Speaker 3: No, it's because they're too jewish looking.
Speaker 1: That's coming from you. It's crazy not coming from you.
Speaker 1: Was a wild inherited his essence.
Speaker 3: I passed, I'm done with like this, and then it
Speaker 3: was just a little dark ball was on the ground
Speaker 3: like the symbio, and it.
Speaker 4: Was like, I don't know why. I think it was
Speaker 4: just it looked too realistic for me. It was just
Speaker 4: like too real, you know what I mean, Like it
Speaker 4: didn't feel like fantastical or weird enough for me. I
Speaker 4: heard that it was good. I do want to jump
Speaker 4: into it because it takes two is great.
Speaker 3: As I get older, I'm getting less and less like
Speaker 3: I don't want to play games that are realistic. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, I live on Earth. It depends. If I
Speaker 3: want to kill somebody, I could do it in my house.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you can offer me something like
Speaker 4: a Red Dead people, I'll but.
Speaker 3: Like yes, But you still you see what that means though, right?
Speaker 3: You understand why, like why that would work in Red
Speaker 3: other things won't because like Reddead is like, I.
Speaker 1: Understand what you mean, like a modern Red Dead, you
Speaker 1: like not play that as long?
Speaker 3: Like DTA so much, but rented. I'm excited for six
Speaker 3: finally because of the fact that I've just looked at
Speaker 3: so much. One one, well obviously, but one one. I
Speaker 3: know someone that had the Alpha built and I heard
Speaker 3: something about it and I was like, oh, this looks insane. Okay,
Speaker 3: but like and then what does it look at? How
Speaker 3: does that sounds insane? Well this seems insane? Like sorry, look, look,
Speaker 3: it's like a the general my apologies.
Speaker 1: Why why why did you apologize.
Speaker 3: To them because I said the wrong thing. I'm like, oh, yeah, Gainst,
Speaker 3: who cares, he pointed out, clearly he cares.
Speaker 1: Listen, Listen before we get too crazy.
Speaker 4: This is Welcome to the stark Tank Podcast patroon the
Speaker 4: Snark Tank, Snark Tank, toutch Shop. This is gonna be
Speaker 4: a weird episode. We're gonna do things a little bit differently.
Speaker 4: I have a dentist appointment, so we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 4: record the first hour on one day and then the
Speaker 4: second half on a different day. It might be it
Speaker 4: might be jarring or weird. I don't care. We got
Speaker 4: a lot to talk about. The Game Awards just happened,
Speaker 4: for sure, and I think most people were expecting somewhat
Speaker 4: of a lackluster show.
Speaker 3: As is usually the case.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I actually feel like this year was pretty solid.
Speaker 4: It's probably the best, probably the best Game Awards I've
Speaker 4: seen in a while.
Speaker 1: You know why. I think it's because clearly people were
Speaker 1: so underwhelmed with the candidates. The games that dropped this
Speaker 1: year was it was there was nothing they could have
Speaker 1: done with the drops that happened in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: So just by default, like proxy, it's just gonna be lackluster, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're not as excited about this year because there was
Speaker 1: no fucking BG three. There's no Spider Man.
Speaker 4: Two, there's no there was no there was no clear winner.
Speaker 4: I think there was no obvious one. I think it
Speaker 4: was a competition this year.
Speaker 3: I actually I hate to say it, but none of
Speaker 3: those games last year would have held a candle to
Speaker 3: like most of the games that came out like this
Speaker 3: year games wouldn't have held up against last year's games.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I mean, Like you would have been like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are fine, Like I think, well, because I'm thinking
Speaker 1: metaphor was, yeah, there's so so you had a Final
Speaker 1: Fantasy remake or the second whatever I think it is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's I mean, I I whatever, it's but
Speaker 1: it big game. Uh can't fucking dragons, donlin, No one
Speaker 1: even talked about that shit a.
Speaker 4: Fuck about dragons, Like I was like, damn, yeah, they
Speaker 4: put a DLC up there, they put.
Speaker 1: That's and they even they even of course we're self
Speaker 1: aware about those fucking puppets talked about it.
Speaker 4: Yes, Statler and Waldorf, Yeah, just dude, there's a shot
Speaker 4: in that. There's a shot where they're talking about like, oh,
Speaker 4: Hydeo Kajima's uh, or like, uh, Jeff Keeley is his
Speaker 4: best friend. He's like, oh, does Hideo Kajima know that?
Speaker 4: And then it cut to Hideo Kajima. He has no
Speaker 4: fucking idea what's going on.
Speaker 3: I mean, he is bewildered. What makes it so weird
Speaker 3: is that, like he doesn't speak English up there. I
Speaker 3: know he speaks English.
Speaker 1: He speaks English enough to understand what's going on, but
Speaker 1: he's not like I don't think he's ever cared enough
Speaker 1: to be like I'm gonna like thoroughly be able to
Speaker 1: communicate with.
Speaker 3: You was my friend Joe or friend Joe he went
Speaker 3: to eat, Remember he told me, He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I was just having a conversation with Kojima for like
Speaker 3: a while, because of course Joe's the kind of guy
Speaker 3: he's fucking He's That's not what happened at all. He
Speaker 3: literally was like, oh I was. I was like literally
Speaker 3: at the booth with him talking about and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: shot your day, Kojima. Okay, I swear. So it was
Speaker 3: the year that they revealed.
Speaker 4: I know what you're saying. I think you're misremembering this.
Speaker 4: He saw him a journal.
Speaker 3: That's not what happened, all right. I'm actually dead serious.
Speaker 3: And his pants were completely down to his ankles, and
Speaker 3: he was like Coatima's dick was inside like laying against
Speaker 3: the euro laid and pissing out because like over his
Speaker 3: shoulder with his save Demeter.
Speaker 4: Just just resting in the bowels of a journal like
Speaker 4: a basilisk.
Speaker 1: A urinal Like that's too low down dirty, I mean
Speaker 1: physically the shape of it. And fucking Joe is traumatized
Speaker 1: and remembers having a thorough conversation with Tima. But what
Speaker 1: really happened there was this piss all over him, pissed all.
Speaker 3: Over the fucking room, except form.
Speaker 1: Was perfected not getting pissed on him, but every every
Speaker 1: drop of the room is coated and pissed except for him.
Speaker 3: That's then they get that made metal gear solid. Of
Speaker 3: course he knows how to avoid pissed. So the game
Speaker 3: Wars happened.
Speaker 4: And there were a lot of things there, dude, there's
Speaker 4: it was an uncharacteristically I think strong year for the
Speaker 4: just for the ship that was shown for traps. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's very like surprising things like shit that I genuinely
Speaker 4: was like, what they're making another one of those cool
Speaker 4: didn't know that was allowed? Still, like seriously, like the
Speaker 4: first thing that I thought was like the first thing
Speaker 4: that I saw that that.
Speaker 3: Blew that confused me was like t Rok. I was
Speaker 3: like to Rok.
Speaker 4: In twenty twenty foot there's a tu Rok game. When
Speaker 4: was the last t ROK game? Like to like nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 1: And sixty four, So I don't the last one was
Speaker 1: definitely sixteen was definitely a PS one game that I played.
Speaker 3: And was not It was not great? Was it PS one?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure he's you have to forgive Sweeney's Dementia.
Speaker 3: Was Tarak really the last one of sixty It couldn't be.
Speaker 3: It was sixty four.
Speaker 1: I remember, really specifically remember playing tar Rock because I
Speaker 1: didn't have sixty four, so I was at my neighbor's
Speaker 1: house playing tar Rock, and I remember this was the
Speaker 1: first time that I ever noticed that you had a
Speaker 1: Oh you can turn the blood off or turn it green,
Speaker 1: you know, because yeah, yeah, And I was like, what
Speaker 1: the hell? I was just like But then I was like, oh, they,
Speaker 1: I guess some parents are. And that just weirded me
Speaker 1: because my mom never said anything about anything like that,
Speaker 1: like oh, because her video game violence wasn't real, so
Speaker 1: who gives it?
Speaker 3: It was so obviously fake?
Speaker 4: Imagine looking at like imagine in the nineties, Yeah, looking
Speaker 4: at the tech and two FMV opening cuts and you're like,
Speaker 4: what do you?
Speaker 3: What movie? Is this? What live action? Phil? Were you?
Speaker 3: I can I cannot deny that everything looked way more
Speaker 3: real back then to me, though, like it looked it wasn't.
Speaker 3: It looked video better, but it wasn't like it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say real, but like some three sixty games
Speaker 3: looked like real life to me. That's that's entire that's
Speaker 3: like ten years later. I was like, what's started getting
Speaker 3: in there? Fine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just looks like I remember playing Risney Will
Speaker 1: five and my mom or my mom's partner one of
Speaker 1: them was like Jesus Christ, they look so realistic, and
Speaker 1: me my gamer bringing, I'm like, I mean the.
Speaker 3: Lighting looks pretty good, like but like the people, their
Speaker 3: hair is kind of stuck, except for Chev's hair is
Speaker 3: moving a little bit. But have lego hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hair works, yeah the most. Like maybe Fight Night,
Speaker 4: the Fight Night that came out for three sixty. It
Speaker 4: was like the first time that I was like ooh,
Speaker 4: Like they were like if you had taken still images
Speaker 4: from it, it would take at least like a couple
Speaker 4: seconds for you to be like, oh, that's not real.
Speaker 1: No championship looks fucking amazing. Still, it's weird. Like looking
Speaker 1: at old I was like, yeah, you're right about Fight.
Speaker 4: Night, but nothing on the nothing on the one looks
Speaker 4: like it looks impressive for what a computer could do,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like I remember thinking that, like, man,
Speaker 4: I can't believe computers can do this, but like, under
Speaker 4: no circumstances, I.
Speaker 1: Like, whoa Nina looks real thought, even the fighting games
Speaker 1: that have like more to work with, they don't have
Speaker 1: the huge environments to fucking put with the memory and ship. No. Like,
Speaker 1: there was a point where I remember Teching three looking phenomenal,
Speaker 1: But that's because comparatively, when you're thinking of the older techans,
Speaker 1: Teken looks insane.
Speaker 4: Te one s Teken one and techn two look hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's the smile, Cuma looks the bear. Kuma looks I
Speaker 3: don't know what to discribe. It's not a bear, it's
Speaker 3: a mentor.
Speaker 4: It's Cuma looks like various cardboard boxes. Like straight up,
Speaker 4: it looks so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Scene where he dances for for I was like, what
Speaker 3: is that? What is happening?
Speaker 1: Like if you tell somebody like oh, I want to
Speaker 1: give my mom into like tech in and stuff, and
Speaker 1: she's like.
Speaker 3: You can't, just like, well what is that thing? Oh?
Speaker 1: It's Kuma? Like why is there a bear in there?
Speaker 3: Well? See there's this guy that trained a bear. How
Speaker 3: to she's she's gone, she's already, she's.
Speaker 4: Already reined a bear, had to do fucking cross.
Speaker 3: So this guy, right, he had a son, he didn't
Speaker 3: like his son. He killed his son. Then he adopted
Speaker 3: a dude, right, he liked that guy but didn't love him.
Speaker 3: But then he adopted a bear, a bear, and he
Speaker 3: really loved the bear, so the bear is his best friend.
Speaker 3: But then he got his grandson and he beat his
Speaker 3: grandson up for years to go beat up his son,
Speaker 3: but then his son kills it. It's such a psychotic sort.
Speaker 3: It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: It is so dumb, and I love how a lot
Speaker 1: of Japanese meetage can get away with just being so
Speaker 1: nonsensical and we're okay with it. We're like when American
Speaker 1: media has to make so much more sense, and it
Speaker 1: kind of annoys me to be honest. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Like we were like, I'm like, all right, could give
Speaker 1: him a little bit of slack. Guys, it's still video games,
Speaker 1: except not at all. I was just gonna say, naughty
Speaker 1: dog fucking They did it. They did themselves, that's true.
Speaker 4: They kind of set a benchmark for themselves, and it's
Speaker 4: like we were making realistic stuff.
Speaker 3: Now. I think American things have to be like grounded
Speaker 3: and gritty. Japanese things could be fun but absurd. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the thing for Japanese things and then like European
Speaker 3: things can be whimsical.
Speaker 1: What's the most serious? Like, uh, Japanese title, you can
Speaker 1: think of, the most serious is.
Speaker 3: The Yakuzat moments are is way too serious? You're no no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no at moments overall, Crash Bandicoot is serious
Speaker 3: at moments. Overall overall it's like really it's like really
Speaker 3: insane like cartoonist it, but there's almost like you know,
Speaker 3: your dad got cancer, like for real, like no joke,
Speaker 3: your dad's not cancer. Both see them and there's moments, but.
Speaker 4: Like that's that's like saying SpongeBob is serious at moments
Speaker 4: because because that scene where like he denies the pizza
Speaker 4: and squidwords stands up for SpongeBob. It's like it's not
Speaker 4: a serious show because there's a moment of like that's
Speaker 4: like part one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said moments. I didn't say serious, like but.
Speaker 1: Like so it has to be reversed, right, it's overall serious,
Speaker 1: like it's a very serious game.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is off the top of my
Speaker 1: head because I can't think of anything. He probably.
Speaker 4: Maybe is an evil No you for saying that Silent
Speaker 4: Hill might be it. Actually it's probably Silent Hill, although
Speaker 4: even Silent Hill ends with a fucking Siba you behind
Speaker 4: a fucking computer controlling everything.
Speaker 3: So like one, right, that's two.
Speaker 4: That's like one of the endings, one of the endings
Speaker 4: for two. Spoiler alert for fucking Silent Hill.
Speaker 3: Two stupid year old game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, there's like a secret ending where like
Speaker 4: Aba you know, is behind all of it and like
Speaker 4: Ethan's having a panic.
Speaker 3: It's really fucking funny.
Speaker 1: But that, poor god, that's so not that's so not funny.
Speaker 1: It's extra funny. It's extra funny because the rest of
Speaker 1: the game is so serious. But that's like literally like
Speaker 1: maybe point two percent of that game. Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: rest of it's so depressing, you know. I was just saying, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Wrote a list of all the stuff that was announced.
Speaker 4: We covered Tark already. Charcolate's weird.
Speaker 1: It looked very weird. I didn't really because I was
Speaker 1: not paying completely attention, right, Yeah, So then I'm seeing
Speaker 1: the f before I even I knew was to rok
Speaker 1: if they didn't if the if the if the dude
Speaker 1: announced it before I wasn't sure, so I was looking
Speaker 1: I was like, the.
Speaker 3: Fuck is this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know what it was like. I saw
Speaker 4: it in the beginning. I was like, is this Turok?
Speaker 4: Like the second the dinosaur I had like a like
Speaker 4: a glowing bow in him.
Speaker 3: I was like, is this fucking Turron?
Speaker 4: And then showed the guy with like the the stripes
Speaker 4: Sienz face and I was like, oh, this is I think
Speaker 4: this is Turrok. And then it cut to third person
Speaker 4: game plan. I was like, hmmm, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't know about that. I feel like Tarrok should be
Speaker 4: the first person shoo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just.
Speaker 1: I mean traditionally it was, so why not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be cool. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was wrong about Indiana, Like I thought Indiana Jones
Speaker 4: would sucking first person, and it turns out like I
Speaker 4: can't imagine.
Speaker 3: It's a very good point.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine this game that game being third person now.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but it could be cool. I was just
Speaker 4: happy to see ti Rok again. I love t rock
Speaker 4: back in the day. For those of you who are
Speaker 4: unfamiliar with Ti Rok, I this is real. I fact
Speaker 4: checked this to make sure that I wasn't misremembering it.
Speaker 4: There are dinosaurs with gatling guns yeah, in Turak. I
Speaker 4: thought I maybe made that up in my head because
Speaker 4: it sounds so stupid. Yeah, but like it's it is absurd.
Speaker 1: That's what the idea came from. I'm pretty sure let's
Speaker 1: put a gun on a dinosaur. Oh, that's that's how
Speaker 1: it formula. How the plant formulated by saying that was
Speaker 1: the first thing they thought of, and then they made
Speaker 1: a game around that, like.
Speaker 3: Let's give a gun a dinosaur, let's get an I
Speaker 3: don't know how that's gonna do though, and be honest, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It looks kind of for first.
Speaker 4: I would love I would love for it to be
Speaker 4: great or even just good because it's just playing a
Speaker 4: cool Tarak game would be awesome, But.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be at least for people, because I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a hard nostalgic like uh bass and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be I feel like it's that would be
Speaker 1: hard to convince other regular people have never heard of
Speaker 1: Taraka play, especially some asshole's gonna be like, oh, played
Speaker 1: the Horizon or or some ship you.
Speaker 4: Know, right, yeah, exactly, you know what I'm curious about.
Speaker 4: It's interesting. It's one of my favorite things about humanity.
Speaker 4: Is that we've learned.
Speaker 3: We learned a while ago that.
Speaker 4: Dinosaurs looked a certain way, Like we learned a long
Speaker 4: time ago that dinosaurs had feathers and they look they
Speaker 4: looked this way, and then yeah, and then and we
Speaker 4: all were just.
Speaker 3: Like, that's neat.
Speaker 4: We're not going to change anything about how we depict
Speaker 4: dinosaurs and media from now on, though.
Speaker 3: You know why, I think it would make dinosaurs less
Speaker 3: whimsical and more like terrifying. I think, honestly, I just
Speaker 3: think we've already had.
Speaker 4: We have a cool design already that we've kind of
Speaker 4: settled on, and it's just so iconic that like if
Speaker 4: you replaced it with a fucking chicken, it would just
Speaker 4: like imagine if they remake Jurassic Park, but with real
Speaker 4: dinosaurs with feathers and.
Speaker 3: Ship it sounds they make the predicted ideas that sh
Speaker 3: it's not like there's nothing funny about that. That's just
Speaker 3: really scary.
Speaker 1: I feel like the only thing that gives me solace
Speaker 1: is that, like, gators sound terrifying, and they're ancient, so
Speaker 1: it's like some dinosaurs can still sound terrifying squawky.
Speaker 3: I think it's not like you see that bird. They
Speaker 3: sound more cool. Like now they're like, oh, that's like
Speaker 3: a monstrous sound. In actuality, they sound like echo locators
Speaker 3: but evil, did you They have like these weird globe
Speaker 3: sounds and I'm like, that doesn't sound like that. I
Speaker 3: feel like we have like ancestral fear to that sound.
Speaker 4: I like, I remember seeing a video recently. I don't
Speaker 4: know what kind of bird. It looks like one of
Speaker 4: those like prehistoric birds that like you'd assume would be dead,
Speaker 4: you know, if you were seeing those like videos like this,
Speaker 4: just like the giant bill and looks like almost like
Speaker 4: a muppet yeah or whatever you mean.
Speaker 3: The the you don't know what. I don't know it either, but.
Speaker 4: Like a really big fucking it's weird looking, but like
Speaker 4: the noise it makes, it just it I don't even exactly.
Speaker 3: It just sounds like machine gun fire.
Speaker 1: Oh you're probably talking about that the shoe bill one, yeah, yeah, exactly, whatever,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like a fucking machine. I'm like, oh my, oh,
Speaker 1: that bird is crazy. I do remember that.
Speaker 3: That's how they all sound. They all sound terrify like
Speaker 3: it's not it's.
Speaker 1: Like a final fantasy creature.
Speaker 3: You can't make a Jurassic Park about that because that's
Speaker 3: a real horror movie, not like it you're saying. It's
Speaker 3: also with fucking like damn near wings crawls over the
Speaker 3: thing and then sounds like a screaming baby as it eats.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. But I also because bird I love birds.
Speaker 1: Not even though a giant one would obviously still terrify
Speaker 1: me because it's giant. What terrifies me a lot more
Speaker 1: is like a giant gaiter because how like ferocious and
Speaker 1: ornery and just like like some of the noises that
Speaker 1: they make is like they confront metal bands really like
Speaker 1: there's insane. There's a guy that basically literally put a
Speaker 1: he learned how to growl like a gator and put
Speaker 1: it in one of his songs, and so Buddy took
Speaker 1: this one. It was a there's a very specific clip
Speaker 1: of a gator doing this like his mouse's not even moving,
Speaker 1: but it's making this this terrifying noise, and this guy
Speaker 1: emulated it, and I was just like, fuck, man, like
Speaker 1: that's yeah, hearing that is, I'm not gonna fuck with
Speaker 1: that thing ever, even if I feel like I'm stronger
Speaker 1: than and I'm like, ah.
Speaker 3: Gators are still the same as crazy. Yeah, they haven't
Speaker 3: really changed, they just got smaller. That's crazy about that. Though.
Speaker 4: It was like I saw a video of like some
Speaker 4: guy tossing a gator meat and it just misses it entirely,
Speaker 4: like it just like it throws it, and he dives
Speaker 4: almost away from the meat to try to get it
Speaker 4: and falls down a hole. And I'm just like, man,
Speaker 4: there's millions of years of perfect evolution.
Speaker 3: For killing, not for catching. I got for killing.
Speaker 4: I guess so I guess it's not you said like
Speaker 4: having food, like.
Speaker 3: I don't understand charity. I don't.
Speaker 1: You can give it does not know the meaning of
Speaker 1: give genuinely take.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even they feed their young. I think
Speaker 4: they just leave them.
Speaker 3: I think they eat them. Maybe they might surprise me.
Speaker 3: They might. They don't have any of those like nice
Speaker 3: feelings you know, where it's like lizard brains that they're like,
Speaker 3: oh I don't I'll eat you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not gonna cry to a song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, correctly, they give them gatling guns. That's true.
Speaker 3: That's what ARC is based on.
Speaker 4: In fact, the real uh rearing practices of gators. Anyway,
Speaker 4: So taras coming back in some weird way. That's interesting.
Speaker 3: Fucking Virtue Fighter, and I heard.
Speaker 1: About it for a while that they were talking about
Speaker 1: doing another one, but I had no idea that this
Speaker 1: was happening. I'm be honest, I don't. I had four
Speaker 1: h I don't. I'm trying to be nice. I know.
Speaker 1: Yet it's never been my favorite fighting my fighter at all, Like.
Speaker 3: It's it's to me it's really okay.
Speaker 1: Because like it's wrong with it, fucking it, like it
Speaker 1: functions well, but I just never it never stuck with me.
Speaker 1: Like I've tried all of them. I played all of them,
Speaker 1: like I even bought the last one. It was like
Speaker 1: PS two or something.
Speaker 3: For PS four, which I have.
Speaker 1: So then I there's one they've made.
Speaker 3: There's a remake. If I think it might be like
Speaker 3: a Rema remake one I want, I want to fact check.
Speaker 1: I don't think if there's one on the later consoles,
Speaker 1: I absolutely did not fucking play that.
Speaker 4: That's what last time I played was really old. But
Speaker 4: I remember liking it. I'll tell you what, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, I was more interested in the fact that, like, oh,
Speaker 4: Virtual Fighters back, that's kind of that's really interesting because
Speaker 4: it's been a long time. From my perspective, maybe that
Speaker 4: that new one on PS four, Like, but.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how you would have got me.
Speaker 4: You would have got me with a bloody roar. You
Speaker 4: would have got me pumped beyond belief for bloody.
Speaker 1: I think my I think my face would have melted
Speaker 1: because that's you know, it would have been like genuine,
Speaker 1: Oh we did will this into existence? Also, Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: that would be crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, dude, speaking of I mean, we don't think
Speaker 4: we have much to say about Virtual Fighter. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't have that much experience with it. But like, dude,
Speaker 4: speaking of willing things into existence, we were just talking.
Speaker 4: We were just talking on the show about how unlikely
Speaker 4: this was. But Annie Musha is back, Bro, that was
Speaker 4: crazy with.
Speaker 1: Like hand, I saw the hand and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh to me, it was before that I saw the orbs.
Speaker 1: I JoJo's on her computer right no, like, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: looking at me like what the fuck. I was just
Speaker 1: like I couldn't fucking I thought I was getting trolled
Speaker 1: when I saw the orbs, all like, no fucking way.
Speaker 1: And then you saw more of the feudal Japan shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, and then of course some thing starts sucking
Speaker 1: them up. I'm like, I, oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 4: It was like what wait, no, wait wait what I
Speaker 4: saw the orbs in my eyes? Like was like, is
Speaker 4: that like because I remember a little bit of Ani Musha,
Speaker 4: not much, but I remember that and I remember, but
Speaker 4: I also feel like, oh, that could.
Speaker 3: Be other things, like I don't know, maybe there's a
Speaker 3: feudals are pan. I was like, is this sacred?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Like REB saw the hand, I was like that that
Speaker 3: was the complete giveaway. Yeah, the hand, no way. The
Speaker 3: fucking the noise.
Speaker 1: I love that noise and starts, especially when there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of them everywhere, and it just starts.
Speaker 3: Like it's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I can't believe it's a new one, like because I
Speaker 4: expected maybe if any Musha would come back, it would
Speaker 4: be uh, oh hey, it's here's a collection or something,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, here's remasters of two.
Speaker 3: Because they did the first one.
Speaker 4: They poureded the first one two p s four uh
Speaker 4: and I think modern hardware in general, yeah, but then
Speaker 4: they just didn't do anything with two or three or four.
Speaker 3: Nothing that's four on em Yeah. I think so four
Speaker 3: four I.
Speaker 1: Didn't finish because it was so fucking different. It was
Speaker 1: more like, uh, it was like, uh, how do you
Speaker 1: You didn't really it was more of like a boss
Speaker 1: Scotland almost and like uh and you were some some
Speaker 1: blonde white I don't know if he was Japanese or white.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, it was Donna Dreams, was it?
Speaker 3: I didn't like it?
Speaker 1: Was that the one with the French actors in it? No,
Speaker 1: that's the third one. Oh yeah, that's the third that's
Speaker 1: the one that I really like. They fucking got John Reno. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: John Reno was in it in the future in two
Speaker 1: thousand and four in Paris time, shit happens and they
Speaker 1: get replaced. So Sam Nosk goes in modern Paris and
Speaker 1: then there's French guys that fields that's.
Speaker 3: Like awesome with these and he's like, oh, oh, it's
Speaker 3: just it's just a French woman.
Speaker 1: It's okay, yo.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 4: That is an awesome idea. I didn't know that about that.
Speaker 4: Ideas like that are so cool. I only played the
Speaker 4: I only played a little bit of the first one,
Speaker 4: and then like I think snippets of the second one
Speaker 4: at like a cousin's.
Speaker 3: House a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I feel weird about the second one because I was
Speaker 1: such a sam Nosk, a catchy simp that the second
Speaker 1: one didn't focus on him, and I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: just dabble with it. It was one of those things
Speaker 1: to where it didn't really matter how good or bad
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: I was so.
Speaker 1: One of the reasons why I liked uh This so
Speaker 1: much is because it was the first probably Japanese game
Speaker 1: that I ever played where they look Japanese and that
Speaker 1: like actually meant something to me because I always I've
Speaker 1: never been of coase. I've accepted it. I watch anime right,
Speaker 1: but I just never liked how Japanese looked like fucking
Speaker 1: Western Europeans, like in in in their in their media.
Speaker 1: I just feel I feel like, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: how people think they look, you know. I think that
Speaker 1: has to be It's a desired look, which I think
Speaker 1: that they don't think they look like that.
Speaker 3: I think they have to so you think they're all insane,
Speaker 3: like like they're the only place I've experienced a particular
Speaker 3: event that nowhere else experienced.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 3: So maybe though, like I like, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sure the people in Chernobyl don't think they look like
Speaker 4: fucking muppets. I guess you should verify that first, anybody
Speaker 4: from Chernobyl right into the show. If you live in
Speaker 4: the Chernobyl inclusion zone right now today, and you're also
Speaker 4: you happen to be a subscriber to this podcast, right
Speaker 4: in and let us know your experience and whether or
Speaker 4: not you see yourself as a floating mumpet draw.
Speaker 3: Us how you think you? I got to say is
Speaker 3: that Chernobyl didn't reach over a thousand degrees for a
Speaker 3: few seconds, you know, so I think that I think
Speaker 3: it did.
Speaker 1: I think it did.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't blow up. It melted down.
Speaker 4: Maybe not the temperature, but maybe in that machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something happened. Average temperature in Japan it's still about
Speaker 3: three hundred degrees is insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same.
Speaker 4: I feel like it should be an exception. I feel
Speaker 4: like I feel like they should get rid of that
Speaker 4: day because it's clearly.
Speaker 3: If you if you're gonna go by math, go by math,
Speaker 3: don't accept some of it. Be like, oh no, that
Speaker 3: doesn't count, so for having that average.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I'm sure there was other Japanese media before
Speaker 1: that looked more like realistic, I guess, but it was
Speaker 1: cool to see that. And then of course they at
Speaker 1: number four, they just went back to this guy that
Speaker 1: was like he's in Final Fantasy, and I'm like, oh great,
Speaker 1: but I love that series. This means that they have
Speaker 1: to bring back the other ones. Yeah, because I was
Speaker 1: diking in the problem. How are they gonna do three?
Speaker 1: We talked about it before. Also, the are they are
Speaker 1: they gonna have to give residuals to fucking John Reno.
Speaker 4: That's the kind of thing too, well, that's that That's
Speaker 4: a point of curiosity for me too, for Indiana Jones
Speaker 4: because in the beginning of that movie, fucking because in
Speaker 4: the beginning of Indiana Jones, there's like a remake of Raiders.
Speaker 4: Like the opening scene of Raiders is best riguittorial. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so like Alfred Molina is in it, and that guy,
Speaker 4: that other guy, the two people guiding him through the woods, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and they look exactly the same.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, did they what's the situation with that?
Speaker 3: They probably signed some sort of contract when they first.
Speaker 1: Do it, gave him a couple bucks and nothing. They
Speaker 1: probably fucked him, but gave him a couple of money,
Speaker 1: you know, they gave him like a like two penny. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's just weird because I because I remember seeing that
Speaker 4: and being like, oh, I wonder, I wonder what the
Speaker 4: residual situation is here, And then you brought that up
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, I wonder, I wonder if they
Speaker 4: could just like maybe like could could they get away?
Speaker 4: Which is like recanting, I mean they changing the model.
Speaker 1: Maybe the problem is they absolutely It's not even a problem.
Speaker 1: It's the unfortunate thing is they absolutely could, right, it
Speaker 1: would be it would be very unfortunate for me since
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Jon Reno, right, Like to me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, lo, this French guy that's a serious actor
Speaker 1: but sometimes action star, but he looks he just looks
Speaker 1: like just a French guy and he was just in
Speaker 1: and on yan.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 1: I just think they wanted to do Paris, France, and
Speaker 1: they're like and then you know how the Japanese operate,
Speaker 1: We'll get get get the Star. So like it's like
Speaker 1: Norman REDI is go get go get the Star.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Norman.
Speaker 4: But that's that's like it's more common, it's more common
Speaker 4: star now.
Speaker 1: Well it's more common now, that's true.
Speaker 3: It's more common.
Speaker 4: Like I remember, I remember, I remember when Willem Dafoe
Speaker 4: was in William Dafoe and Ellen Page at the time.
Speaker 3: We're in that that weird Beyond Two Souls or something.
Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah, that thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and that was like twenty twelve. I want
Speaker 4: to say something someone around that time. So we've been
Speaker 4: doing the real actor then here for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's just fascinating that, like even.
Speaker 4: Back all the way back in the day, I mean,
Speaker 4: Musha just has this real fucking person.
Speaker 1: That is actually yeah, it's literally it just looks like him,
Speaker 1: like you know, just PS two. It's it's pretty that
Speaker 1: is pretty wild. And he gets a really cool fucking weapon.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a Ivy's fucking sword whip and crazy.
Speaker 1: I was just like, this thing fucking rules, that game rules.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited because they have to bring those back, yeah,
Speaker 1: because how are you gonna prep for the new game.
Speaker 4: It has to be interested in playing like the the
Speaker 4: at least the first one again. Yeah, because I did
Speaker 4: play it a little bit and then I thought like,
Speaker 4: they're never gonna come back to this, so I just
Speaker 4: kind of put it down. But now that I know
Speaker 4: that they're I guess they're continuing it in some way.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's a reboot or what. I
Speaker 4: didn't read like the press.
Speaker 1: Release for it or it said a real like it
Speaker 1: sounds like it's just gonna be a I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's gonna be a soft reboot, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like a prequel, I'm sorry, sequel because of just the
Speaker 1: language of saying that, uh uh continuing like the story
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, interesting, did you.
Speaker 3: Like what you saw that? You did? You think it
Speaker 3: looked good?
Speaker 1: So the the combat seemed.
Speaker 3: A little interesting. It it uh, the world looked flying.
Speaker 3: The combat.
Speaker 1: I'm actually more curious about that, and see if it
Speaker 1: feels more because I feel like in three they really
Speaker 1: perfected it. And I'm sure it's just gonna be It's
Speaker 1: probably gonna be pretty different, probably a little bit more modern.
Speaker 1: I'm out wait, I'll wait. But even if it somehow sucks,
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna be like, hey, a for effort. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least they even fucking tried. Yeah, surprising, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not expect that at all. I didn't expect
Speaker 1: the new Ninja guid neither. There's a Ninja guy and
Speaker 1: at the very beginning of the show, like for the
Speaker 1: pre show, right.
Speaker 4: That looks awesome because it's like old school, like like
Speaker 4: the two D Ninja Guidance.
Speaker 1: It was by the people that made like, uh, was
Speaker 1: it the people that made like a blasphemission stuff or
Speaker 1: was it there?
Speaker 3: And I can't remember who? Oh this one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the people the I don't I think they made
Speaker 4: fuck I knew it.
Speaker 3: We just don't remember.
Speaker 4: I don't remember exactly what they made, but they're they're there.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's in good hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was a good studio. I just don't whatever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's cool. That's I'm sure it's gonna be
Speaker 1: hardest ship, so you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Guide's back.
Speaker 4: Witcher Witcher for had a had a trailer already. People
Speaker 4: are fucking stupid.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: I didn't even look.
Speaker 1: I knew it immediately, and yeah, I knew it immediately.
Speaker 3: Damn it. I was like, damn it. Why can't we
Speaker 3: just have nice things? People?
Speaker 4: Can I say something to It's Unfortunately I saw some
Speaker 4: some girl on Twitter talking about like.
Speaker 3: Oh they they she's not hot anymore. But look, with
Speaker 3: all due respect.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna make it, it's gonna sound really meantively hot.
Speaker 1: She's hot in that trailer too, so I don't understand that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: If you are a woman and you're saying this and
Speaker 4: you have your profile picture up, you cannot look worse
Speaker 4: than the thing that you're talking shit on.
Speaker 1: Like it's that is objectively, that should be the rule.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not in that camp you're saying, do
Speaker 3: you disagree? Look, man, I think that I think if
Speaker 3: you're making that argument, you have already lost a fight
Speaker 3: for so many women. You've already like, for so many women,
Speaker 3: you've already lost the fight for them. You are part
Speaker 3: of the reason. You are the coon of the women.
Speaker 3: You're you're the coon of the women group. You're like
Speaker 3: the Oh okay, clearly you're just saying shiit to be
Speaker 3: appeasing somebody, because what does that matter?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was probably that matter. It was probably
Speaker 1: yeah one of those. Was she a regular person or.
Speaker 3: Just a grifter?
Speaker 4: Do you think I don't know a regular person is
Speaker 4: saying that. Well, I don't think they've made content, right.
Speaker 4: I think I think they're just like so they.
Speaker 3: Just might have gotten swept up in that bullshit.
Speaker 4: Maybe, but it's just like I just remember being like
Speaker 4: that's so unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Man. You can't be like she's hotter than you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like why would why would you? It's it's when
Speaker 1: I see I see regular people talking shit about like
Speaker 1: UFC fighters, yeah, and like rarely any of them clap back,
Speaker 1: but sometimes like there's this one guy, uh, I think
Speaker 1: it's Chris Uh, Chris Curtis. He stopped caring. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start fucking posting these people. Like some guy
Speaker 1: that looks like someone was like this nigga looks like
Speaker 1: he fucking like fries Bacon at three am talking shit.
Speaker 1: You know, he's like talking shit. It's like it's I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, how is this guy? He's so out
Speaker 1: of shape and he's so just a plane. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, there's beta male, Like Chris Curtis is
Speaker 1: like fucking jacked and he's in the UFC, And like,
Speaker 1: where do these people get off doing that? It's like
Speaker 1: that chick, I guess zero cphal what is Maybe they
Speaker 1: think they're hot, maybe they think they're jacked, Maybe they
Speaker 1: think they're tough.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, It's just it's it's so illness.
Speaker 4: It's very weird because like I don't know. I watched
Speaker 4: that trailer. I watched that trailer and it's funny because
Speaker 4: the first thing I thought was like, Oh, they're gonna
Speaker 4: call it because it's a woman protagonist. But I thought,
Speaker 4: like specifically, it's like, oh, it's interesting because I feel
Speaker 4: like they just they still kept her pretty hot, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like it wasn't like a she looked.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll funk the ship on sers Like,
Speaker 1: what the what's your name?
Speaker 3: Seri?
Speaker 1: I said, sir series fu Sercy too. That's why that
Speaker 1: was on my mind, you know, little game I hate
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 4: I hate that I would I would. But anyway, which four?
Speaker 4: Which of four looked really cool? They did it? It's
Speaker 4: a it's a CGI trailer.
Speaker 1: Not really much to go on.
Speaker 4: I think we get the Witcher though, like, yeah, CD
Speaker 4: Project Red is weird, though they Cyberpunk's great, but that
Speaker 4: launch was fucked.
Speaker 3: Wasn't the best? Yeah, have some problems for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, I'm on board with it, I think, But
Speaker 4: it's a wait and see.
Speaker 3: I'm confused about something in the in the game. Serie
Speaker 3: isn't a Witcher? Is she not? She's not a Witcher?
Speaker 3: What is she? She? Was trained by them. She has
Speaker 3: ancient blood, but she's not a Witcher. She didn't go
Speaker 3: through the mutations, so clearly at this point she did. Though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm assuming she went through the mutations by now, and
Speaker 3: I'm like sick, but also okay, because clearly Garl's gonna
Speaker 3: be in the game unless he's fucking ripped and half
Speaker 3: well they gave it would.
Speaker 1: Be stupid if they wanted to completely distance himself with Garrel.
Speaker 1: Would be dumb to give him that little voiceover that
Speaker 1: he'sd at the very end.
Speaker 3: They're gonna, yeah, it's it's probably not in the same
Speaker 3: part of the world, very likely, but he's gonna be like,
Speaker 3: he's gonna be a game somehow.
Speaker 1: It would be stupid for him, like I said, for
Speaker 1: them doing that and to not have him in the
Speaker 1: game and all would be really fucking dumb.
Speaker 4: He's gonna take that uncle role. I think he's gonna
Speaker 4: be vest May, which is awesome. I'm i'm, I'm, I
Speaker 4: like the story of which are a lot. I don't
Speaker 4: love that combat exactly, but I think enough time has
Speaker 4: passed from the Witcher and like through Cyberpunk that I
Speaker 4: feel like maybe they can I feel like more modern,
Speaker 4: which would be cool. Mm clean up some of that
Speaker 4: stuff because which are you know? Garyl moves so so
Speaker 4: weird in that game. It's like he's got butter on
Speaker 4: his feet.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a bruiser battle arena. At times
Speaker 3: it's like weird. Like he's like so like agile, but
Speaker 3: in a way, and it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: He's agile in a stiff way.
Speaker 3: It's strange, like he can like prance around the battle
Speaker 3: field like clearly, just like the way because it's like corporated,
Speaker 3: like the way humans move away that he moves right
Speaker 3: like clearly. If he was on a field fighting somebody,
Speaker 3: you'd be terrified how quickly he can like jump from
Speaker 3: side to side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like he's like Arkham Batman, Like I mean.
Speaker 3: Arkham Batman would beat the flaming funk out of Gerald.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't know if anyone canna
Speaker 3: be an Arham Batman like for real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just I don't think Galactas has a chance again.
Speaker 1: I think if you put ar Com Batman and Marble Rivals,
Speaker 1: he put everybody on a fucking T shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: I love the idea that he would be just his
Speaker 4: unreal engine like, it would just be the same. It
Speaker 4: would be that him walking. He wouldn't him with Conrad,
Speaker 4: he wouldn't adhere to the style of Marvel Rivals at all.
Speaker 4: He would just be Arkham Batman.
Speaker 3: He invented something that kept him like this reality. Uh
Speaker 3: gets he's just interrogating everyone, killing them.
Speaker 1: He grabs a punisher, he breaks his knee, cap talk
Speaker 1: talk kills. His head's gone, he's talk. He's very difficult Alfred.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to take him back to the bruise.
Speaker 3: That's a cadav He's blue mask.
Speaker 1: What your floor?
Speaker 3: What project Red?
Speaker 4: They're They're in a weird kind of ship list slash
Speaker 4: a list kind of territory for me, where I just
Speaker 4: I don't know if I trust their first launch of
Speaker 4: this thing, but.
Speaker 3: I think but I think it will.
Speaker 4: I think whatever they make will eventually be amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's kind of how I feel about.
Speaker 3: End up as one of the greatest games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I start that way, I'll probably pick it
Speaker 4: up four years later.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get it. I love me, but uh,
Speaker 3: this game is years away, by the way, twenty eight.
Speaker 4: That's kind of thing that this kind of thing I
Speaker 4: don't like about a lot of this stuff is like
Speaker 4: that's true. A lot of this stuff is just like
Speaker 4: why are you talk so before we So there's one
Speaker 4: specific one that I think we should talk about Okami.
Speaker 4: Okami's back, insane O comedy that's a wild poll and
Speaker 4: it's from a studio that like was gone, yeah, like
Speaker 4: he left that studio and now he's back. It's very strange,
Speaker 4: and they're making a sequel to ocamy. O comedy's like
Speaker 4: a really like kind of really artful. It's like one
Speaker 4: of those like early games or art games.
Speaker 3: Mhm.
Speaker 4: But they just this announcement was like oh they're they're
Speaker 4: back together and they're they're starting production on Okami and
Speaker 4: it's like okay, okay, was this twenty thirty, twenty twenty
Speaker 4: nine at this point, like, don't tell me this now.
Speaker 4: I'm still annoyed that they fucking talked about Fable in
Speaker 4: like twenty nineteen or twenty twenty, and I'm still still
Speaker 4: I think it's this year, next year coming up, but
Speaker 4: like holding.
Speaker 1: Me Metroid Metroid four, met four like out, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's good.
Speaker 3: Trying to put on a most anticipated game. It's like
Speaker 3: Metroid four isn't coming out. Yeah, that game's not gonna exist.
Speaker 1: Ye's I'm saying, so Silk Song Like okay, that's that's
Speaker 1: Jojo every fucking year. So she's just like, I'm not
Speaker 1: even song. Yeah, she's like, I'm not even gonna. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not even I'm not gonna. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: I she cares, obviously, but it's that one of those
Speaker 1: things where it's like, why did you even tell us?
Speaker 3: This is a thing they pushed their luck.
Speaker 1: Real hazy is that they showed shit from Soilk Song
Speaker 1: so long ago.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's old shit from it so
Speaker 3: long ago.
Speaker 4: I already had what a fun in that time I've
Speaker 4: had I had a five year old son and he
Speaker 4: passed away already in the time, in the time they've
Speaker 4: announced soak.
Speaker 3: So, I never talked about it. I kept a secret
Speaker 3: from the public. Yeah, make it fun of for the
Speaker 3: best figures. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: But dude, like, yeah, I don't know, Like a lot
Speaker 4: of this stuff is just like a man.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six. I just to me, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: you know how cool would have been if in twenty
Speaker 1: five VGA they actually showed some ship yeah, and then
Speaker 1: like all.
Speaker 3: Fuck, it's coming soon. That's what I appreciate about that.
Speaker 4: That studio that made uh oh my god, it takes
Speaker 4: two they announced something too that it's in March.
Speaker 6: Two months they announced it and it two months it's out.
Speaker 3: I mean, fucking break. It's famously a grinder though he
Speaker 3: famously like hits the grind and makes it puts right.
Speaker 3: But like, I mean, like, dude, that's great.
Speaker 4: Like the same thing they did with Fallout four where
Speaker 4: they announced it and then like four months later came out.
Speaker 4: It was like, this is how all of this should be,
Speaker 4: and then meanwhile they're like older scroll six and ten
Speaker 4: years is coming.
Speaker 6: This like got the funk off though, delt how much
Speaker 6: forget about that, you know, how much can change in.
Speaker 4: Like the time that like it takes people to make
Speaker 4: a game. Now by the time Okami, like like let's
Speaker 4: say Okammy goes through three years and they're like, fuck,
Speaker 4: it's not working, you cancel it. Like that happens a lot.
Speaker 1: That's very true.
Speaker 3: So why like that the whole fucking what you called
Speaker 3: Star Wars thing, you know, Oh yeah, man, I am
Speaker 3: about coltes ever played. Yeah, it's a republic culture. That
Speaker 3: gave me so much excitement to play that game. Trash
Speaker 3: that that happened. That's crazy. It's still on the floor
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 4: And that was a game that was already done. All
Speaker 4: they had to do was take what was there and
Speaker 4: make it pretty.
Speaker 3: Essentially, modernize the mechanics.
Speaker 4: That's essentially just make it play like a little bit
Speaker 4: better and then everybody would love it because it's.
Speaker 3: The story it would have been, so you played right.
Speaker 4: Of course, it's crazy that studio was supposed to That
Speaker 4: studio that was supposed to make it ended up making
Speaker 4: They made the tomb Raiders remasters and the Legacy Kane
Speaker 4: that just came out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's just like, what's these were great?
Speaker 3: Probably the problem Definitely Disney was involved in that problem.
Speaker 1: We can't we can't act like Dave George Lucas. Lucas
Speaker 1: doesn't own anymore, but he's.
Speaker 3: Probably still I'd like to be a part of the
Speaker 3: converse that is that isn't rhyme.
Speaker 1: He walked in first frame, doesn't rhyme starts, he starts
Speaker 1: taking like notes and ship like.
Speaker 4: It should be next to the old Republican Nike, because
Speaker 4: that'll make it rhyme, mister Lucas security security.
Speaker 3: George, the National Guard is the National Guard because he
Speaker 3: comes in. You all remember what I want you to remember.
Speaker 3: That doesn't that doesn't work in real life, George. But
Speaker 3: he could force choke somebody. Sure he can't make somebody forget,
Speaker 3: but he can't choke them with his mind. But only
Speaker 3: a little bit, like it just it just it's just uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: You feel slight pressure, but like you could easily just
Speaker 4: walk away.
Speaker 3: You're actually not sure if like it's is he it's
Speaker 3: like placebo?
Speaker 4: Like am I just like a little bit more stressed
Speaker 4: right now than I like more?
Speaker 3: Am I? Just you feel something on your brain if
Speaker 3: you know, if you let let it linger, it could
Speaker 3: be bad to give me aneurysm. The fuck you die,
Speaker 3: that's how he kills that you stay there too long.
Speaker 3: But so yeah, I don't know, man o commy, Uh
Speaker 3: I'm Eternal, which.
Speaker 1: I'm Luke Skywalker.
Speaker 4: Pretty good ship elder Ring, elder Rings. They have a
Speaker 4: new asset, flip co Op.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? I mean?
Speaker 3: It's fine, It's boss rush co Op, which looks fucking
Speaker 3: hilariously cool. I don't like that new standalone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I guess, I guess, yeah.
Speaker 3: Is this is this? Because was it gonna be DLC?
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, you're complaining about fucking DEALC Gaming
Speaker 1: gave me a year for fucking dumbing nood game. You
Speaker 1: guys can't do about. I was like, this is what
Speaker 1: this is the the thing like the charitability of from
Speaker 1: software that I always talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, If this was anybody else, everybody be like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck is this dumb stupid ship? Like people were
Speaker 4: giving like, well, and that's not the same. I think
Speaker 4: it looks bad. I think acid flips are actually completely
Speaker 4: fine if you like Yakuza is entirely asset flips, Like
Speaker 4: the entire.
Speaker 3: Series is literally that very true.
Speaker 4: So it's like, it's fine to me if you can
Speaker 4: make something cool, and I'm sure that this is gonna
Speaker 4: play differently and do its own kind of thing. But like, dude,
Speaker 4: I remember I remember Santa Monica Studio getting shipped for
Speaker 4: like using the same boat animation between the God of Workings,
Speaker 4: because it's like Rados takes the boat and pushes it out, and.
Speaker 3: Like that's the same one from the last game.
Speaker 1: They barely worked on it.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a there's a very unique thing that
Speaker 3: happens with Japanese media in general where they can do
Speaker 3: a lot of the same shit and not get criticized
Speaker 3: for it. And it's like, this is.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's like residual sympathy because we fucking
Speaker 4: knew them.
Speaker 3: I honestly think it's just there's something. I think it's
Speaker 3: just gay culture war stuff right now. I think that's all.
Speaker 3: I think it's. Oh, because Japan isn't woke around. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it's just right.
Speaker 1: That's why I like, oh, they're they're attacking Black Myth
Speaker 1: because it's not a Western game. I was like, well, no, actually,
Speaker 1: it turns out a lot of people didn't.
Speaker 3: Like the game.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's it's true, there's a people, there's people
Speaker 1: that just didn't even finish it.
Speaker 3: It's entirely fine. Yeah, it's one. I wouldn't say it's good,
Speaker 3: it's good, but it's good. It's like a seven.
Speaker 1: I've I would give it a seven because I even
Speaker 1: thought to myself, I was like, do I want to
Speaker 1: play that again?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I actually did.
Speaker 1: I was like I had fun with it, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't like say, when oh man Eldon Riyanna, can't we
Speaker 1: do my next playthrough? Or I can't Dark Soul to
Speaker 1: beat a trillion top you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: so it was good first attempt. Maybe they'll make something
Speaker 1: a lot better next time. That will Yeah, the second game.
Speaker 3: The first one is fine, the second one is going
Speaker 3: to be something to really be like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: going to be crazy.
Speaker 1: It's because they really they're they'll hit their stride. They
Speaker 1: really got what they think they're better. I want to
Speaker 1: fight some giant gods. That's why I'm like, don't fight,
Speaker 1: don't dictees me these big ass gods in the beginning
Speaker 1: of the game, and I don't even fun with them.
Speaker 3: Give me the what you call it, Give me some
Speaker 3: a sores rash ship, bro, you fight like mountains.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is that I saw people talking about, like
Speaker 4: because obviously astro about one game of the year, which
Speaker 4: I'm stoked about.
Speaker 3: I love it. I loved the Astro but I.
Speaker 4: So I saw people be like, I can you believe
Speaker 4: I can't believe Astrobot won over this. And it's a
Speaker 4: clip of Black Myth that is literally a cut scene
Speaker 4: isn't that what happened with Spider Man two last year?
Speaker 4: It's literally what happened was always like I can't, how
Speaker 4: can you Spider Man two?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: What give you the year?
Speaker 4: And then they like look at this and it's like
Speaker 4: a cut scene and it's like, this is not the
Speaker 4: game that you're showing. There's a reason, like as ask
Speaker 4: about his all video games.
Speaker 3: I guess that's why the movies should be in the
Speaker 3: in the running now.
Speaker 4: They should, Yeah, as it should the substance when the
Speaker 4: game just came, you just.
Speaker 1: Put a fucking controller.
Speaker 3: Monkey wins.
Speaker 4: I saying should win because it's kind of a game
Speaker 4: because there's like a quick time event where you have
Speaker 4: to skip the fucking intro as you're watching.
Speaker 3: He hates that show so much. I think it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't hate it.
Speaker 1: I like I like it.
Speaker 3: I like it. The first season is good.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. There's there's something about I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not about female main characters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, there's something about female making sure is this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just I don't know, Jack, I've never
Speaker 1: gotten the law Man.
Speaker 3: I just for some reason, you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I also feel like weird that I.
Speaker 1: Was, so I was like, this shit ain't got to
Speaker 1: pop off everyone when when that shit you.
Speaker 3: Were one of those about those people. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you could.
Speaker 4: I felt the same way about Fortnite, Like when they
Speaker 4: first showed Fortnite he did, remember in twenty twelve, Yeah, twelve,
Speaker 4: And I was right to be fair because like that
Speaker 4: version of Fortnite, No, it's still no one.
Speaker 3: Gets the word is gone. I don't think you can world.
Speaker 4: But that's what they showed. I remember they said they
Speaker 4: showed for like and it was from the dude was
Speaker 4: so bad about it is that it was from the
Speaker 4: Gears of Wars studio. It was from Epic At that time.
Speaker 4: We were like, oh, sh had a new thing from
Speaker 4: Epic and it's just like this cartoony fucking like.
Speaker 3: Let's build a base and shoot a little goblin.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I actually it's coming back to me.
Speaker 4: It was terrible and I was. I remember I posted
Speaker 4: on Facebook. I was like, this Fortnite, she has never
Speaker 4: gone anywhere. And I was wrong but so right at
Speaker 4: the same time.
Speaker 3: It's weird, it's insane. Fortnite's not even a Fortnite anymore?
Speaker 3: Is this fucking the first person? You know what's crazy?
Speaker 3: It's fire? Is it? This morning? It was like, no, sorry,
Speaker 3: this morning, last night, it's those are two very different things.
Speaker 3: It also explained Blurt.
Speaker 4: I just woke up this Nigga's like, so there's like
Speaker 4: a first person like sixty six five five fps mode
Speaker 4: in it now it's crazy And I looked at it
Speaker 4: and I was like, that looks pretty cool. Actually I
Speaker 4: might I might give it a shot, especially because it's free.
Speaker 3: And I think fort but does this thing where it
Speaker 3: just it just it isn't gonna die anymore right now.
Speaker 4: It's just gonna keep evolving with like whatever, it can
Speaker 4: be anything. It's that's why Robox is in certain corners.
Speaker 1: I just hate that so many companies are trying to
Speaker 1: like get a piece of that pie.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, just let them have.
Speaker 3: It, Just let them have it, and everybody wants to
Speaker 3: do it, but they just they are not hitting. They're
Speaker 3: they're not.
Speaker 1: Gonna do it, like it's Fortnite can do everything. So
Speaker 1: it's like, you guys are fucked. It doesn't matter. Even
Speaker 1: say a war Zone was pretty successful for what it
Speaker 1: was doing. But it's also like people are gonna stop
Speaker 1: playing war Zone after a little while because it's not Fortnite.
Speaker 1: It's just not Yeah, it's like if you always just
Speaker 1: go back.
Speaker 3: And then when they added the non build mode to
Speaker 3: that just gave everyone that was complaining about the ship
Speaker 3: about building being like, oh, you can just play it out.
Speaker 1: Right, you can just play without this gay tower bullshit.
Speaker 1: I hated the building. I don't even know what I was.
Speaker 1: What does this even do at this point? I don't yeah,
Speaker 1: just get sniped and I don't understand the game is like,
Speaker 1: go ahead, build something. I'm gonna get in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna invade like this fucking magneto just like like,
Speaker 1: I don't like what.
Speaker 3: It really is. It really is insane. What do you
Speaker 3: think about it?
Speaker 4: It's just like, yeah, I can build a fucking I
Speaker 4: can build a condominium in four seconds.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm goku.
Speaker 1: Like like it's the game is so because literally that's
Speaker 1: Lily's favorite fucking game.
Speaker 3: That is her that is her game. It's like, hey,
Speaker 3: play Fortnite, so I can watch you play Fortnite and
Speaker 3: play through you and I'm like, honey, I don't want
Speaker 3: to put you please, like every time if I go
Speaker 3: to the shower, if I go to bed, so can
Speaker 3: you play like at least a game of Fortnite?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, really, that's so crazy therapy violence.
Speaker 4: All right, yeah, okay, yeah we got up a little bit.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so elvan Ring, I don't know, it's it'll
Speaker 4: probably be fine. I'm not interested. I put too much
Speaker 4: hours in Alan. Yeah, I'm sad.
Speaker 3: Of course there's a game.
Speaker 4: There's a Game of Thrones game that they showed like
Speaker 4: that nobody cares about because they're fucking way late.
Speaker 1: It looks like, yeah, it looks old, and I was like,
Speaker 1: is this, Like, uh mobile, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: How do you? I don't know you play a Game
Speaker 3: of Thrones game?
Speaker 4: You just play a Tyrian and you just roll around?
Speaker 3: And I like the rabbits was it tell Tale? That's interesting?
Speaker 3: I like that, Oh really was that good? And what
Speaker 3: happened with around with them? It didn't finish right?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I know, well they went out.
Speaker 1: Of that's true because so it was like it took
Speaker 1: place on the side of the the Red wedding and
Speaker 1: I was like, this fucking rules.
Speaker 3: You get to hear the music when the cue like
Speaker 3: you get to hear that. I was like, this is sick. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, I don't know, there's much to say about it.
Speaker 4: New Mafia game that looks cool. I like Mafia a lot.
Speaker 4: I just like they're they're really intimidating games to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you play, you play as you play the moment
Speaker 3: where jay Len will get to push down the hill.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's the final boss. The final boss
Speaker 4: is elderly jay Leno. It's like that fight in the
Speaker 4: Spider Man two where you fight Mysterio in the in
Speaker 4: the convenience store and he's just one hit. He's got
Speaker 4: like the help bire that grows like six times and
Speaker 4: then you punch it once and it all goes away.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: That was like a who was that?
Speaker 3: Somebody? They did that in an Arkham game too.
Speaker 4: They did, Yeah, they did. They do that in a
Speaker 4: couple of games.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like they did that in one of the
Speaker 4: more recent Star Wars Jedi games too, where there's like
Speaker 4: a there's like a boss and he's got like a
Speaker 4: really long health bar and then you hit him once
Speaker 4: and he does he's done.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. The fucking mech dude, I like.
Speaker 4: I like that gag. It's it's a fun gag. But yeah,
Speaker 4: Mafia looks cool.
Speaker 1: Mafia it's just a t us And I never actually
Speaker 1: played those games.
Speaker 3: I played Mafia three. I liked two a lot because
Speaker 3: that's the Negro in it was that that one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was that one black guy.
Speaker 4: He was the black guy. Yeah, there was a guy
Speaker 4: in New Orleans.
Speaker 3: You remember that holy Man and Mafia.
Speaker 4: That game is apparently were really good. Like the story
Speaker 4: in that game is apparently.
Speaker 3: Guy he's the best tire. And that's that's basically the
Speaker 3: attacled rolling my eyes, my eyes rip out of my head.
Speaker 4: Well we got ten minutes I want to talk about
Speaker 4: this naughnty Dog game showed off a new thing that's
Speaker 4: not the last of us, think Christ Jesus. Because I
Speaker 4: was so prepared, I was gonna be like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: that's gonna be us three.
Speaker 1: I mean, they literally did announce that they're doing the
Speaker 1: remake for the remastermaster.
Speaker 4: The remaster is yeah, the remasters coming remaster.
Speaker 1: A four year game, a game that's four years old
Speaker 1: is getting remastered for the PS five and a PC.
Speaker 4: Whatever. Four years old dude, it's better than the first one.
Speaker 4: The first one was remastered a year later, so it's
Speaker 4: very true.
Speaker 3: But that's because at least it was a new console.
Speaker 3: Still that's egregious. Yeah, but at least I understand for.
Speaker 4: The Substance remastered in three mon Yes, for the remaster
Speaker 4: of that movie.
Speaker 3: No I, So there's a new No Dog game. It's
Speaker 3: so right.
Speaker 4: So this is this is my main contention with this
Speaker 4: fucking thing. Is we actually this trademark for this name
Speaker 4: leaked a couple of months ago, and we didn't realize
Speaker 4: it was a Noight Dog game at that time. We
Speaker 4: covered it on Sacred we were talking about Intergalactic the
Speaker 4: heretic Prophet, and we were like, this name sucks that,
Speaker 4: this name sucks, dick, Like, it is.
Speaker 3: A terrible name.
Speaker 4: I think it is like one of the worst names
Speaker 4: I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a fucking technique that so would describe.
Speaker 4: It's just a bunch of Halo words thrown together with no.
Speaker 1: The problem with adherence Intergalactic is not that's not even
Speaker 1: a title. Yeah, that's the biggest problem. Like intergalactic what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Like it's a heretic prophet.
Speaker 3: You got me in heretic even if you just.
Speaker 4: Said I don't know even like something like intragalactic or
Speaker 4: like some thing like something that the.
Speaker 3: Name is pretty weak.
Speaker 1: You know what's the biggest problem for me being fucking
Speaker 1: an old ass millennial. The Beastie Boys fucking intergalactic.
Speaker 4: Planetary planetary inter galactic.
Speaker 3: All I think about it, it's all I think about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're old, Yeah you don't know. Of course I know
Speaker 3: about that, but.
Speaker 1: It's like, wow, but I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't thought about that song in so long because
Speaker 3: I wasn't around to be able.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I haven't either until this game dropped.
Speaker 3: It is fire though. That's the Beastie Boys.
Speaker 1: To be honest, that's probably one of their I so
Speaker 1: I'll be nice. I I don't like them.
Speaker 3: I thought that.
Speaker 1: I think that's a really good song. Like people really
Speaker 1: like Sabage. I don't think it's terrible song.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I like brass Monkey Bro. I hate
Speaker 3: that song.
Speaker 1: That song is so fucking I think the beats kind
Speaker 1: of cool, but I don't like Sabotage.
Speaker 3: I don't something. You know what I think it is.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's just me being a fucking
Speaker 1: what's the word I'm looking for hipster, right, it's just
Speaker 1: me being a hipster. There's so many people that really
Speaker 1: like this song and it ends up in way too
Speaker 1: many movies and ship and I'm like, all right, funk off,
Speaker 1: funk off, sabotage, Heaven checks and sabotage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like, but but so yeah, but so this game, man,
Speaker 4: I think it's look.
Speaker 3: I think it looks I think it looks cool.
Speaker 4: I like the I like the sword that has like
Speaker 4: oh yeah, the volume I don't even know what what
Speaker 4: to even call it, like the digital volume kind of
Speaker 4: thing as the blade that it looks cool.
Speaker 3: It's cool.
Speaker 4: I like the retro kind of style of it. It's
Speaker 4: got like it's like retro future, but like nineties retro future,
Speaker 4: which is interesting. It's like CDs and stuff and like
Speaker 4: tape deck.
Speaker 1: How was thinking a front of it? Is this a
Speaker 1: because I was like, is this like like an old
Speaker 1: like a battlestar to Glacktica, because you were looking how
Speaker 1: every how everything looked old? Yeah, And I was like
Speaker 1: is this like what are they doing is this? And
Speaker 1: then when I saw jacket, I was thinking, like that
Speaker 1: horse thing on the back, I didn't. I didn't recognize
Speaker 1: the symbol, but I was just thinking I was just
Speaker 1: going Battlestar Galactic because they have a Battlestar Pegasus.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a battle.
Speaker 1: I was just like I didn't know the one thing
Speaker 1: I knew for Like, there was way too much like
Speaker 1: eighties nostalgia at the point, I'm like, okay, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: It's the seventies fucking show. It's apparently very heavily.
Speaker 4: I think in the ride up they said something it's
Speaker 4: like it's very very a Kira, like it's it's drawing
Speaker 4: a lot from a Kira.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, that's just kind of cool. Oh that okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, that makes sense. I knew it was
Speaker 1: Naughty Dog though when I saw the shirt mechanic did
Speaker 1: you see that on the bed? Like I saw, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I know how they're they are about
Speaker 1: their ship and the shirt it it crumpled in a way.
Speaker 3: Then I'm like, only Naughty Dog pulled out.
Speaker 4: Only would bother to do that, That's what I mean,
Speaker 4: or like rock Star maybe, but like you know, it's not,
Speaker 4: it's not it's not obviously it's not, but uh.
Speaker 3: They're not making thinks probably not. Why would you Why
Speaker 3: would you have probably the two of the biggest ones
Speaker 3: under their belt. I want to go to the Old
Speaker 3: West again. You want to game.
Speaker 4: I would love Dude, I would love Bully Man. I
Speaker 4: would love like a next next Chance Bully.
Speaker 3: I love Bully so much because they should have killed
Speaker 3: that nigga. They should have that dude. That dude should
Speaker 3: That kid was so fucking it, like if you did
Speaker 3: the fucked up stuff, they would have killed him. They
Speaker 3: would have put him in a fucking cell. Hey man,
Speaker 3: he learned how he learned kung fu from a bum.
Speaker 3: You couldn't funk with them. He was. He was so
Speaker 3: overpowered that.
Speaker 1: I at least want them to do all of their
Speaker 1: old games, all the old games we had to stink with.
Speaker 3: The Warriors was really good.
Speaker 1: Fucking Manhunt is really good, like the.
Speaker 3: Like it's it's it's all their old games.
Speaker 1: I wish they would just at least bring him back
Speaker 1: and give them modern controls because some of the ports
Speaker 1: they over fucking awful, like it's I can't even play
Speaker 1: Bully it crashes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so whatever, I don't know, Yeah, I think, uh,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to see them not do the dude, I
Speaker 4: feel like we've just been in such a glut with
Speaker 4: Naughty Dog for like a long time. It's like On
Speaker 4: Charge was swashbuckling for a little bit, but then you know,
Speaker 4: even that got a little bit like self serious, and
Speaker 4: then Last of Us was just dire the whole time.
Speaker 4: And it's been like, what since two thousand and six
Speaker 4: that they made something that wasn't that because they started
Speaker 4: On Charge in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say Last of Us was say Last of
Speaker 3: Us wasn't dire. That's a change to one of me.
Speaker 3: Char got like had like a serious tone kind of
Speaker 3: shifting like the last one.
Speaker 4: Right, so the last but think about where the Last
Speaker 4: of Us? The Last of Us is twenty twelve thirteen
Speaker 4: or twenty twenty thirteen. You're right, really, so it's been
Speaker 4: eleven years.
Speaker 1: It was the very end of the PS three cycle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember my friends people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's you know, it's it's been eleven years
Speaker 4: since they've not done something like this.
Speaker 3: Very true.
Speaker 4: So the fact that they're into sci fi now, Nope,
Speaker 4: I'm into it.
Speaker 1: I'm I want it. That's great. I'm uh, there's just
Speaker 1: there's a lot of sci fi stuff coming Exodus, which
Speaker 1: is some of the old Byware people.
Speaker 3: That's Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: I heard really interesting things about that one too.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I'm actually I'm listening to the lore right
Speaker 1: now because I want to They got good ship.
Speaker 3: I need something.
Speaker 1: I'm like Matthew McConaughey. He did a little voice over
Speaker 1: for one of the trailers. He's like, I'm fucking fucking
Speaker 1: high school girls.
Speaker 3: I'm in space and I'm I'm talking high school space aliens.
Speaker 3: It's interesting.
Speaker 4: My buddy George Lucas, I think I think he might
Speaker 4: be a pedophile.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of your late.
Speaker 4: I gotta go get I gotta go get my teeth
Speaker 4: ripped out of my face and uh no, anesthetic will
Speaker 4: be We're gonna cut all right, we're back. Uh wait, hey,
Speaker 4: it's been it's been several years since we last recorded.
Speaker 4: It's pretty crazy. We're gonna get into your questions now,
Speaker 4: you guys ready.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know I'm good.
Speaker 3: I don't know who I am.
Speaker 4: Oh man, A lot has happened in the last minute.
Speaker 3: Oh man, he's got damn you can't put down the cup.
Speaker 1: What is that you got the you got the sipping
Speaker 1: off the methazine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had you at my house. I have not.
Speaker 3: You can't put down the cup. I have not. You
Speaker 3: can't put down the cup. That poor guy. That guy
Speaker 3: is good.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about Dave Blunts?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I mean he he literally just got out
Speaker 1: of the hospital and then he like it's funny that
Speaker 1: he records in the hospital too, So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Do they sound proof of his room? It doesn't it.
Speaker 1: I think just the beat is so loud that a masked.
Speaker 1: How terrible the fucking audio.
Speaker 4: Man, It's just like beeps in the background of like
Speaker 4: heart monitors, and.
Speaker 3: It must be that's crazy thing.
Speaker 1: Just let him do it?
Speaker 3: Fuck it? Yeah, I feel man, he got me. He
Speaker 3: scared me straight, literally scared you a little bit. He
Speaker 3: scared me into being healthier. Actually, I take walks and
Speaker 3: ship like that now, and I do yoga.
Speaker 1: It's good yoga.
Speaker 3: Hurt dude, the first or you attempt I'm attempting. I'm
Speaker 3: doing yoga at my best. Right there you go, Have
Speaker 3: you mastered sucking your own cock? No, I'm just not
Speaker 3: trying to go there yet. This is not where I'm
Speaker 3: going yet as long as you said yet, okay, just
Speaker 3: long as you're being honest. I'm trying to strengthen a
Speaker 3: lower cord, the lower cord, the uh you know, the
Speaker 3: pelvic wall. Yeah, then as exactly, just putting my hand
Speaker 3: up my ass. That's yoga for the day for me.
Speaker 3: That shit hurts really bad at first. Man, It's like
Speaker 3: a really painful experience when you first started doing it
Speaker 3: like that, of course, because your body is just not
Speaker 3: used to it. So it sounds like someone's constantly breaking
Speaker 3: in that china. You're talking about butt.
Speaker 1: Secks, right.
Speaker 4: We got some questions from our patrons over at Patreonic
Speaker 4: compass of Snark Tank over there and ask us some questions. Uh,
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Speaker 4: And he says, what are your thoughts on the drones
Speaker 4: that have started invading New Jersey my hometown? And if
Speaker 4: this was an alien invasion, what would your dream invasion
Speaker 4: look like? You can be the invader or the invade. E.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start with just what's going on there. It's
Speaker 4: clearly our government.
Speaker 1: I didn't care about this at all, me neither until
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan get involved. Oh my god, of course he
Speaker 1: shared a fucking nine minute video of some asshole on TikTok.
Speaker 1: This guy, Oh, I'm a CEO of a joone company.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I think what's going on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I didn't know. Owning a joone company
Speaker 1: means you'd have any fucking like intel on what that is.
Speaker 1: And he's like something about there was an unexploded nuclear
Speaker 1: warhead that they're searching for and Biden has not taking
Speaker 1: it seriously and now it's almost too late. And then
Speaker 1: jo was like, nothing bothered me until I saw this.
Speaker 3: No, I'm really concerned.
Speaker 4: I did see that. I watched that video too, and
Speaker 4: it basically it basically comes across like you watch this
Speaker 4: whole nine minutes and then the thesis is they're looking
Speaker 4: for something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and whoa just no ship just to spice it up,
Speaker 1: though it's gotta be it's not it's not a nuclear
Speaker 1: it's a nuclear warhead. Oh a nuclear. I love that expertise.
Speaker 3: That's why I was like, this what I'm not, This
Speaker 3: isn't this isn't the point.
Speaker 1: But every time there's like a point of like, oh, Joe,
Speaker 1: it can't get worse. For Joe, it's it's how does
Speaker 1: it keep happening? How does it keep going lower? There's
Speaker 1: gotta be a fucking floor.
Speaker 3: No, dude, the bar is so long.
Speaker 1: And they're playing stupid.
Speaker 3: He's like, actually, like for real, dumb, He's like, not jokingly,
Speaker 3: like a kind of silly, He's like stupid.
Speaker 4: The bar for Joe Rogan is they're they're playing limbo
Speaker 4: in hell with that line.
Speaker 3: It is insane.
Speaker 4: How far down the line for Joe. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: if he I don't know, man, I don't get how
Speaker 4: do you luck for?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good luck man? Like good? I mean, that's all
Speaker 3: you can say. I would like I would love to
Speaker 3: have Neil and go back on this podcast. And none
Speaker 3: of those don't never go back.
Speaker 1: They want to, but they're not invited. Yeah, Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: is living, He's he's fucking. He's this is what I
Speaker 1: would call fantasy maxing. And what I mean by that
Speaker 1: is their new Maxie. It's called delusion.
Speaker 3: Max and fantasy fantasy.
Speaker 1: He is trying to maintain that, so he doesn't there's
Speaker 1: certain people say, for example, uh of Vladimir Zelinsky was like,
Speaker 1: please let me call on the podcast fucking one of
Speaker 1: somebody that Joe Rogan respects, who's one of the Lino
Speaker 1: heavyweight boxing champions. Oh my god, I forgot his name
Speaker 1: right now, but he's a Ukrainian dude. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Just it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: It is matter.
Speaker 1: Nobody listens to nobody watches box and that's listening to this.
Speaker 1: But it's just annoying that uh it's anyway. He he
Speaker 1: and Zolensky both begged to come on Joe Rogan's podcast,
Speaker 1: and he refused the only reason he would refuse is
Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to learn, like what's really happening
Speaker 1: in Ukraine. Because he was like, fuck you, Zolensky and
Speaker 1: like almost crying to be like, you're you're leading us
Speaker 1: to World War three. Not the people who invaded, who
Speaker 1: had legally invaded a sovereign nation. Lensky is leading us
Speaker 1: to World War three.
Speaker 3: It's whatever, good luck, good luck. There's literally a whole
Speaker 3: war separating them, like, oh, we're gonna have our faction.
Speaker 3: That just I don't know matter. It just takes, it
Speaker 3: takes reading a little bit, you know, like a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a little just like just it really is
Speaker 4: common sense It really is common sense where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 4: you have a podcast where you let anybody on supposedly
Speaker 4: one of the most relevant people in the world, ostensibly
Speaker 4: right now, the president of Ukraine, who is undoubtedly like
Speaker 4: one of at this point, at this moment in time,
Speaker 4: getting him on the record is a matter of historical significance. Yes,
Speaker 4: like that's going to be in textbooks probably, Like actually,
Speaker 4: just the way that like having Trump was exactly yeah, like.
Speaker 1: So why would you not do it?
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, exactly why obviously, Yeah, obviously we
Speaker 4: don't why art's paying.
Speaker 3: We can make our own figure conspiracy there is why not?
Speaker 3: Did you see?
Speaker 1: Russian media was even joking They're like, oh, I she's
Speaker 1: she's one of us, right, like she's they were making earlier, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they're.
Speaker 3: Like she's so obviously an accid that even they.
Speaker 1: Were like mocking her for how like you're too on
Speaker 1: the nose toobvious.
Speaker 3: Shecked us. She tricked me, She tricked everybody. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, well, she tricked me for that long though,
Speaker 4: like she fell off pretty quick.
Speaker 1: She's still hot in my opinion, right, like she still
Speaker 1: is Like whatever we were calling her back in the day.
Speaker 1: I don't remember something about mom or mommy something like that,
Speaker 1: something whatever. Yeah, you still hit, but you'd be also
Speaker 1: you'd feel gross after you busted, you know, you feel
Speaker 1: a little disappointed, like like.
Speaker 3: I really I don't think I have that, but I
Speaker 3: guess what's.
Speaker 1: More just like say, look, there's there's some terrible people
Speaker 1: out there that are really hot, and you would probably
Speaker 1: in an animalistic stick setting, right, you just go for it,
Speaker 1: and then afterwards you're like, I hate this bitch legs
Speaker 1: kind of gross.
Speaker 3: Why they do that? Yeah, you know, like I know,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. It's crazy, is that I could. I don't
Speaker 3: have that because I always fear God forbid if I
Speaker 3: somehow impregnate this person, I'm gonna have a kid that's
Speaker 3: half them that I have to be involved with. And
Speaker 3: I don't want that.
Speaker 4: Why don't you just not do it exactly? I mean,
Speaker 4: just don't impregnant the verse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens, bro, No, I'm for you.
Speaker 1: For me, I have like double like I think my
Speaker 1: I think my nuts were already fucked up, my sperm
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I'm on t R T. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm solid. I can't I can't.
Speaker 3: I can. I can rope all day. I've impregnated my floor. Bro.
Speaker 3: It's terrifying girl. Maybe something out stop brother. So yeah,
Speaker 3: this is that guy. Do you have any more quotes
Speaker 3: he's just been he's just being Islamic and kind of pieces.
Speaker 3: He's like throwing stones at gay people or something.
Speaker 1: Of course, like right after that, right after that clip,
Speaker 1: or he was talking about gay people, brother, and then
Speaker 1: he just threw a stone in a gay guy. It
Speaker 1: makes me really sad because like there's always like like
Speaker 1: Islam has so many like mussels of like wisdom, and
Speaker 1: then it's like all right, and then I'm going to
Speaker 1: proceed to go beat the funk out of my wife.
Speaker 3: And it's like That's why I feel like, give me
Speaker 3: the full package, be good enough. I want to wear
Speaker 3: that stuff. I want to be you.
Speaker 1: That's why I feel like Buddhists or I give them
Speaker 1: the biggest pass because they don't historically in the in
Speaker 1: the public's eye, they don't go hard in the pain
Speaker 1: on women or gay or whatever. No, we don't know
Speaker 1: exactly what's going on with all you know, but let's
Speaker 1: say it in a public setting.
Speaker 4: Of course, if you heard about a Buddhist terrorist attack,
Speaker 4: you would immediately be like, well, what did they do
Speaker 4: to him? What did the other people do to the
Speaker 4: Buddhists for them to react so clearly in kind.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, how did he make his key blow
Speaker 3: up like that? That's impressive he learned how to do
Speaker 3: that anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The drones, I don't know. I didn't care about this.
Speaker 4: My mom sent me something about it's like, oh, there's
Speaker 4: drones or whatever. I was like, yeah, I don't know, man, whatever.
Speaker 4: I it's clearly the thing about it, it would be interesting
Speaker 4: if it was an alien.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 4: It's simply it simply isn't it's not a foreign government
Speaker 4: because they that shit would be shot down immediately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you never, you'd never see it. For him.
Speaker 1: It would be like even when they had that balloon thing,
Speaker 1: that Chinese bloom Day, it got fucking dealt with pretty quickly. Yes,
Speaker 1: they figured out what it was. They dealt with it immediately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I don't know.
Speaker 4: So it's the fact that it's clearly US and they're
Speaker 4: clearly I don't know, scouting or testing technology or looking
Speaker 4: for something like whatever, Like it means nothing to be
Speaker 4: because I have no concrete any information as to what
Speaker 4: that could possibly be, right, So whatever.
Speaker 3: At that point, yeah, it's like not care about it,
Speaker 3: you know, it's just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not care about it until something interesting actually happened,
Speaker 1: like privatizing the post office is a more more intense thing.
Speaker 3: Was funny, you know, it's insane.
Speaker 1: The funny thing was even in your comment section there
Speaker 1: was somebody like it was a good order.
Speaker 3: Bro, I don't know what you're talking. I don't know
Speaker 3: how people what I I don't even know about this.
Speaker 3: So let's back up real quick.
Speaker 1: So Trump came out saying that he was looking into
Speaker 1: privatizing the Postal Service.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like USPS is one of the few
Speaker 3: things in the government that.
Speaker 1: Actually, despite what anybody says, works incredibly well against all
Speaker 1: odds because with the amount of people there are and
Speaker 1: how consistent people get their mail and it rarely gets
Speaker 1: lost because there are things to get lost people.
Speaker 3: My mail's gotten lost recently, but like relative, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You think about like the amount of times it's not
Speaker 1: like this is consistent piece of ship. To me, it's
Speaker 1: miraculous that it even works because I'm like the amount
Speaker 1: of think about the amount of mail that has to
Speaker 1: get sorted out and distributed every fucking day. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so now let's privatize it. Oh, it's gonna get much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great fucking idea. I'm not paying for fucking mail.
Speaker 3: No, let me tell you this.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not paying for any If you need to
Speaker 4: reach me and I have to pay it again, it
Speaker 4: I'm not you're not really Suck my cock.
Speaker 3: Suck my cock, text me, what the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: What are we talking about? That is so that is
Speaker 3: so in so insane because that is just the start.
Speaker 3: That is just the start of that. And they're gonna
Speaker 3: privatize school. Of course that's gonna happen, because you know,
Speaker 3: why not make people dumber.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to privatize everything. They're gonna try. I
Speaker 1: don't know if we'll get everything done, but they're gonna.
Speaker 1: They're gonna this will happen right here.
Speaker 4: Here's here's what I'm gonna say. Privatize the fire department
Speaker 4: and privatize the police. Go ahead, do it good. I
Speaker 4: would be great.
Speaker 3: I bet.
Speaker 4: I would love to see if you hate, I would
Speaker 4: love to see how many people and I would love
Speaker 4: to see how many trailer park people are going to
Speaker 4: love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna love it. It's gonna be great. I'm
Speaker 3: sure you'll be well treated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pay like three thousand dollars like you do for
Speaker 1: a fucking ambulance. Yeah exactly. Oh we showed up and
Speaker 1: we filed the report. That'll be sixteen grand. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we're not gonna find your soulen ship. I actually I
Speaker 1: am in favor of that because those people they hate
Speaker 1: socialism so much, you know, yeah, go do it. They
Speaker 1: hate they hate socialized systems. So I'm like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: shouldn't have a socialized system like the fire department or
Speaker 1: a fucking library or the police, nothing like that.
Speaker 3: That's stupid, what a dumb thing. The idea they don't
Speaker 3: have that bad New York would fall apart everything well do.
Speaker 4: The thing about it is just like, not everything, not
Speaker 4: everything needs to be a fucking grind shit, fucking you know,
Speaker 4: capitalistic fucking thing. Some things I think benefit from it
Speaker 4: a lot, and then other things don't. What is It's
Speaker 4: not difficult to comprehend.
Speaker 3: Every protection should not be privatized. There are certain things
Speaker 3: just how it should like you should privatize the prisons.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, well, I got some news yeah, I
Speaker 4: got news for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like, okay, why have why do arrest increase?
Speaker 1: You know why?
Speaker 3: Like it's all tricky, not everything. It's like I can't.
Speaker 6: Figure out why people are incentiveis to lock people up
Speaker 6: for the dumbest reason.
Speaker 3: I can't. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's it's retards.
Speaker 3: It's all those arguments where it's like the same motherfuckers
Speaker 3: have said. I'll be like, oh my god, you know
Speaker 3: fifty percent of the populations prison is black, and it's like, well,
Speaker 3: it absolutely isn't. First and foremost the arrest rate is
Speaker 3: half percent black. But like also like forty five percent
Speaker 3: doesn't get exonerated for not doing anything unjustly. It's unjustly.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like it's over here. But oj j O j is.
Speaker 3: Say what you want? All right. That was a groundbreaking moment.
Speaker 3: That was super Saiyan. That was go go in super
Speaker 3: sayan moment. It was like, oh this is I mean, look,
Speaker 3: I just the ones that lifetime to be there.
Speaker 4: If you could see any moment in history from like
Speaker 4: a complete like let's say there's like a time machine
Speaker 4: that let's it doesn't send you back in time necessarily
Speaker 4: but it sends like almost like a detached like spectral
Speaker 4: camera to see the past exactly as it happened. Would
Speaker 4: that be one of the things you would you would see?
Speaker 3: No, I would be so care the mystery of it.
Speaker 4: What it is like Christie novel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the of it. I would want to
Speaker 3: see enough. I guess i'd want to see. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want to see the moment where Judas is like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say the crucifixion.
Speaker 3: You want to see the moment he was like this, nigga.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So are we just like in in like we're like
Speaker 1: a Burt found the wall. We're just in like things
Speaker 1: that like protect us. We're just like pretending. I don't
Speaker 1: know what reality are we in right now? Are we
Speaker 1: like in a reality where that's.
Speaker 3: Like real or what happens?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to figure. Like we're talking about
Speaker 1: it like this is like in a fucking history book
Speaker 1: and not a Bible.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be anti Summit, but like, I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure there were no magical Jewish people, just.
Speaker 1: Like I want to see.
Speaker 4: I want to see the moment where someone decided to
Speaker 4: write Jesus walked on Water, and I want.
Speaker 3: To see what that is.
Speaker 1: I do, you know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I do want to see the like, say, you know
Speaker 3: how there's like a writer's room when they're.
Speaker 1: All they have a pizza. They're all fucking like off
Speaker 1: gross and sweaty.
Speaker 3: They're bouncing ideas off each o. Yeah yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 3: because that is literally what else could.
Speaker 1: It be, especially when when they rush to finish it,
Speaker 1: because probably like the one one of the emperors, like
Speaker 1: Constantina whatever, is like I want my Bible now, and
Speaker 1: they just started stitching ship together.
Speaker 4: That's what It's like Song of Ice and Fire. They're
Speaker 4: just like, where's the fucking Bible.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, look when you read through that ship,
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, I see the editorial mistakes where they're
Speaker 1: conflicting things throughout the because like it wasn't like reviewed,
Speaker 1: it wasn't it was just slacking it hastily.
Speaker 3: There's also books, so every person had a different hand
Speaker 3: on eating book.
Speaker 1: So it's like you can hot off the presses, dude,
Speaker 1: and then they just started it's steaming.
Speaker 3: That's it's steaming. They're just like, oh please, I hope
Speaker 3: he doesn't kill me. I hope he can't read this. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know he couldn't. It was like excellent, exactly my name,
Speaker 3: it's he scrolled through all the pages. How is great?
Speaker 3: This kid's like hot?
Speaker 1: Little kids reading comics. When I just look at that pictures, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't like this.
Speaker 3: This is fucking lip, That's what it was. Smart.
Speaker 1: I remember that first caught my first comics, just looking
Speaker 1: at the ship and having no idea what's happening. I
Speaker 1: was actually, uh when the first Spawn comics came out first,
Speaker 1: it was a little bit.
Speaker 3: You were life for the first one. Yeah, so like
Speaker 3: there was a little bit. I was like ninety ninety
Speaker 3: I think it was the first one probably, yeah, something
Speaker 3: like I was way too young too. You were ninety six, right,
Speaker 3: ninety four? What do you mean when I was born
Speaker 3: in eighty eight? Eighty eight? Oh my god, Yeah, you're down,
Speaker 3: you stupid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shoot him because.
Speaker 3: A rifle comes in a frame.
Speaker 1: I just remember looking at some some of Theadville rifle
Speaker 1: that whoa was frightening because I'm like my next, Like
Speaker 1: at that point, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know my next not can I help my friend?
Speaker 3: Oh ship? Am I next? What do I what do
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: There's just this fucking mysterious gun that just came out
Speaker 1: and blew your head.
Speaker 3: Now what am I?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm gonna say something to offend that. The rifle.
Speaker 1: The rifle, it shows up and blows people's heads. If
Speaker 1: they say a little too stupid.
Speaker 4: Like I did, that it would slowly creep it. It would
Speaker 4: be like a really long barrel that would slow creep it,
Speaker 4: just like the hook.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just like plays against the temple and she
Speaker 4: just blow.
Speaker 3: That's scary, dude. That's that's so scary it's it's not
Speaker 3: even worth being afraid of it. You know that loops
Speaker 3: around to being silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I had I had a crazy dream. I
Speaker 1: hate I don't like like see like gruesome scenes and
Speaker 1: like murders or whatever. But like I don't know what
Speaker 1: was happening, but something happened to a lady and the
Speaker 1: husband wanted to get revenge on the guy that did something.
Speaker 1: So the guy rings the doorbell the guy that wants revenge.
Speaker 1: The guy answers the door. This dude hits the guy
Speaker 1: with a two by four so hard that it snaps
Speaker 1: off his fucking wrist and his head's barely hanging.
Speaker 3: On when he breaks his wrists.
Speaker 1: So the guy, yeah, the guy fucking like puts his
Speaker 1: hand up to like try to block it. It hits
Speaker 1: his wrist and hits his head so hard that it's
Speaker 1: just hanging on by a thread.
Speaker 3: When he falls on the ground, his head just falls off.
Speaker 1: And I was freezed out in the dreamer moment except
Speaker 1: for rated X, I guess fucking the TV, Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 3: That is fucking crazy. It fucking like disturbed me. I
Speaker 3: was like, how did he do this?
Speaker 1: And then when I looked at the body on the ground,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was there. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: like a camera looking and I was grossed out, Like seeing.
Speaker 3: This guy's head off from just he HiT's so hard.
Speaker 3: I have some similar to that where it's not a dream,
Speaker 3: but it's like someone showed me a picture of Mussolini
Speaker 3: and his wife after they did what they did to them. Dude,
Speaker 3: his face looks like it looks like a a imagine
Speaker 3: a terrible but bad like his face is so swollen
Speaker 3: and battered that it looks like someone's like like it's
Speaker 3: a Buddha, you know, like tarathons where it's like that,
Speaker 3: but it's just imagine that but in a destroyed sense.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, they really got
Speaker 3: Even for a moment, I was like, I think they
Speaker 3: might have took it too fun. They really they.
Speaker 4: Really booted this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I thought. I was like, maybe they took it to
Speaker 3: maybe all that, but I was like, nah, this is
Speaker 3: this is like top seven. Look ultimately, just kill them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I'm not a huge torture person, right Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not really even like the worst people. Like say,
Speaker 1: if there were certain CEOs I got a certain point,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, let's wrap it up. Yeah, No, torture.
Speaker 3: Torture is just simply for uh what about for example?
Speaker 3: That's it. That's the reason why your torture.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of people that torture then
Speaker 1: kill people. Oh yeah, I think torturing is brutal. But
Speaker 1: I think you torture to prove an example. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like you do this, Are you justifying torture right now?
Speaker 3: Not a little bit kind of I understand what it's
Speaker 3: used for. I wouldn't torture somebody, but.
Speaker 1: Clearly, like, do you think that the serial killers that torture,
Speaker 1: like like rape, torturing and then murder. They're trying to
Speaker 1: set an example for their next victim or what do
Speaker 1: you mean? I think the people that do are you
Speaker 1: just think of it in a political in a sense.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, I'm not the people that do that in general.
Speaker 3: If if you do that in the first place, there's
Speaker 3: something wrong with you. Just eliminate the person that's being
Speaker 3: the problem to you. But clearly people torture to be
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna do this, so like obviously the scarecrows,
Speaker 3: you know, or like where they were from, it's hang men,
Speaker 3: you know, like they do that to make it a
Speaker 3: sign for other people.
Speaker 1: And pale, motherfucker like and they're like on the steak,
Speaker 1: and you're like, let just be an example that if
Speaker 1: you if you eat my fucking sweet roll, you're you're
Speaker 1: just sitting there and pale.
Speaker 3: You're like, honey, this is so annoys. You gotta go down.
Speaker 1: You clinch your ass so hard you break the spike
Speaker 1: that you're on and pull it out of your mouth,
Speaker 1: throw on the floor.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Can I leave now?
Speaker 1: It's hocking wild? Maybe back in the day, there were
Speaker 1: some hard men. Back in the day because they had
Speaker 1: to be you know, they're just they didn't have any
Speaker 1: medicine or anything, so you just have to be a
Speaker 1: little harder.
Speaker 3: I don't think they were harder. I think they were
Speaker 3: just they just meant it more, you know. I don't
Speaker 3: think they were like more durable. I think they just
Speaker 3: like whatever they did, they meant it harder. You know, No,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: It's like like like throw like throw, like throw like
Speaker 1: an average man, and then like a fucking like Mayan
Speaker 1: warrior at somebody right like physically the probably a man,
Speaker 1: like an average like decently in shape man could probably
Speaker 1: kill one of those little fucking lily size Mayan motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: What happened is that they mean it. You know, They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I have to kill you because if I don't kill you, you're
Speaker 3: gonna take my home and my food. They weren't like,
Speaker 3: ops tiny. I don't think they were midgets. Dude is
Speaker 3: not a midget. She's sure as though.
Speaker 4: This is like that Napoleon thing where they're like Napoleon's
Speaker 4: like two, Yeah, he's actually everything like nine or something.
Speaker 3: He's like five eight or something. Yeah, something like this
Speaker 3: could be. This could be an incorrect statement. But there
Speaker 3: was a person that apparently studied it his whole life.
Speaker 3: He's a fucking he wasn't. He wasn't on joking, No,
Speaker 3: he could have been, but he was like they were
Speaker 3: like five ft two, and I was like, oh, I'd
Speaker 3: killed the funk out of one of those little tell
Speaker 3: But then the thing is that when they would fight me,
Speaker 3: I don't fight with them like I have to fight
Speaker 3: to kill. I don't have that switch flipped yet.
Speaker 1: They were, they do, they were all of them.
Speaker 3: I just don't, AVERAGE said, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I hear so many things like that,
Speaker 1: and then it is it's just like we spread we
Speaker 1: spread misinformation like crazy.
Speaker 3: Man, it's crazy. Yeah, I mean, but people do it
Speaker 3: on purpose, and it's it's funny. It's funny by my thak.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I say to the people on purpose, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't even if we do do it on purpose, guys,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, you know what, even we did do
Speaker 1: it like the snark Tank podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is not you should never be coming here for.
Speaker 1: Like it's not like if you could, you should be
Speaker 1: able to tell the difference between when we're just giving
Speaker 1: you some like oh genuine inside on something we're passionate
Speaker 1: about versus we're talking out of our ass and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I brain a.
Speaker 3: Soul, I'm not passionate about anything.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna get to the next question, because that's really.
Speaker 3: I really want to die. I I really really want
Speaker 3: to die. I really don't want to be here. But
Speaker 3: you just you still want to kill yourselves at it.
Speaker 3: Every talking ABOU closed my eyes, I get really happy.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna open them again. That open him again.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: What the fuck did you just say to think? I
Speaker 1: try to just forever, but don't work. All right, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be all iain, hold on.
Speaker 4: We got, we got, we got a question here the
Speaker 4: baby giggle when I was going through this, it's great,
Speaker 4: Kevin Durant's feet wrote in he says, hello, Feller's first
Speaker 4: time gay time I follow a follow up to the
Speaker 4: Sweater Weather singer gender thing.
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 4: The first line in this song is literally and all
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: It's amazing man, yeah, which could be ironic. That is
Speaker 1: not the first time a woman has done something like that.
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: You're you're right now? There's definitely songs that I've heard
Speaker 3: people say like.
Speaker 1: No, it's not even like actually this was a it's
Speaker 1: like move Michael Bubley singing Santa Baby like on a
Speaker 1: I mean could be, but it's like, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: there's a there's like there's a thread actually that when
Speaker 1: the song came out in like twenty fourteen, know whatever,
Speaker 1: So like ten years ago, somebody even the first thing
Speaker 1: that they did was using an example of a different
Speaker 1: song world because it's obviously out of the thousands and
Speaker 1: thousands of songs that have existed over fucking time.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 1: So like somebody says, oh, that's the first lyric when
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not when you're hearing a voice that
Speaker 1: sounds like a female.
Speaker 3: That is just it.
Speaker 1: If you hear the lyric, that doesn't automatically mean oh
Speaker 1: this must.
Speaker 3: Be a man.
Speaker 4: Look, I will say, are people are latching out of
Speaker 4: this particularly like in a weird way.
Speaker 1: I know why they are. I know why they are
Speaker 1: because this look man. One thing that again, this is
Speaker 1: something I respect our audience and everything, right, I respect
Speaker 1: everybody here, appreciate you guys listening. He does. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: there is a thing that some people I know how people,
Speaker 1: I know how egotistical people can get, and they kind
Speaker 1: of they don't remember how they first found out about
Speaker 1: like say, oh, there's a lot of people that just
Speaker 1: know this band, they know the artist, so they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've always known I would bet any amount of money
Speaker 1: the first time they heard this song, they didn't know,
Speaker 1: because that would be like, say, just think of any
Speaker 1: this thing of any guy, any guy singer. Think of
Speaker 1: like fucking Freddie Mercury. And if you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I knew that was like say Freddie Murcury was a woman.
Speaker 1: Turns out and you're like, oh I knew it was
Speaker 1: a woman, you'd be like from the way the voice
Speaker 1: is like, no, if you just heard Freddie Mercury, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, I assume that was a guy then. So
Speaker 1: I'm just saying in that tone tonally, I don't know
Speaker 1: why there's any contention other than people probably misremembering that
Speaker 1: they the first time they heard they didn't know unless
Speaker 1: they either saw the guy singing it like video video,
Speaker 1: or they saw something but just hearing because me, I
Speaker 1: only heard it on the radio. I heard on K
Speaker 1: Rock and I was like, oh, this is a great song,
Speaker 1: like I like the neighborhood, and I just thought, because
Speaker 1: the literal tone of the voice is not how a
Speaker 1: male sounds like. And now you can go out of
Speaker 1: your way like Shirley Temple. What do you mean that's
Speaker 1: what he sounds like to me?
Speaker 3: Does he? Yeah, not at all, But I understand what
Speaker 3: I was. I still have that image of my mind
Speaker 3: of her with black face on Brove. Never seen a
Speaker 3: more guilty person. That's so unfortunate because you know it
Speaker 3: wasn't her. I know, she looks like she did. She
Speaker 3: knows she does un bad.
Speaker 1: It's just like doing it to a kid is so
Speaker 1: you know, like sometimes you've seen kids in like clan
Speaker 1: outfits and ship and you're like, yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: a whole wizard ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah look man. So like they're they're always think it's
Speaker 3: cool because the Power Rangers, Ninjas.
Speaker 1: They grow up, those kids grow up not being racist
Speaker 1: because they hate their parents.
Speaker 3: And they're like, fun is a picture of when they
Speaker 3: marry their black partner, like it happened, like the classic
Speaker 3: when they marry their black partner.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, I'm so sorry, there's a picture
Speaker 3: of me in a clan outfit out there. I did
Speaker 3: not put myself in it, but I do. Look, you
Speaker 3: know what I would, well, you know what I would do.
Speaker 4: It's like just because I don't have any that with
Speaker 4: me at all, So like when I have a kid,
Speaker 4: just to make sure that I maintained.
Speaker 3: The upper hand.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, black mal no, yeah, I'll put him in
Speaker 4: I'm easily gonna put him in black face.
Speaker 1: It's pretty smart easy. It's probably gonna be hal black.
Speaker 1: I felt like that's gonna be unfortunate casts for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think it might. I don't think so. Then you're
Speaker 3: gonna fuck up and it's gonna be. It might be
Speaker 3: for the person you decide to marry or whatever, but it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be and you'll be like, damn, dude, Yeah there's
Speaker 1: already some little so then I'm a little ray guns
Speaker 1: running around.
Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna call your kid all the time hard.
Speaker 4: You would do that regardless, I would.
Speaker 3: I would like hold the kid and whisper it in
Speaker 3: his ears.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you say this word a lot when your
Speaker 1: dad in trouble, say your dad, baby.
Speaker 3: Say this like it's a victory jingle.
Speaker 4: This is this is like this is the cool way
Speaker 4: to say hooray.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, I can't wait. Showing your child
Speaker 1: like that would be funny good, It's.
Speaker 3: It's really funny until you like take a moment to
Speaker 3: realize that set them down a really unnecessarily bad path.
Speaker 1: So you should do is adopt, adopt, and then you
Speaker 1: just practice on another person child. Is you know you
Speaker 1: feel no connection to it because you feel.
Speaker 4: No connective like most people feel no connection to their
Speaker 4: adopted children, right, Is that that's that's the norm. It's
Speaker 4: entirely synthetic, all fake.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's so outrageous. You have no pretty much
Speaker 3: you ask it for rent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: Balls wrote in says, you guys talk about how old
Speaker 4: people aren't going to be as decrepit and all that
Speaker 4: in the near future. But I think you're forgetting that
Speaker 4: most of these issues we face with age are because
Speaker 4: of the genetic information lost each time is our cells
Speaker 4: perform mitosis, so we're probably just cooked.
Speaker 3: I disagree with that, so pretty obviously not true.
Speaker 1: I think just by just by looking at just looking
Speaker 1: at certain people who take really good care of themselves,
Speaker 1: yeah that's versus who don't like the medicine that we
Speaker 1: have available because I'm one of the people leading the
Speaker 1: charge of talking about this because people I don't want
Speaker 1: to I want to live fast, die young, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: just wait and get older.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be as bad. I promise you.
Speaker 1: First of all, if you look at just an old person,
Speaker 1: I know what this guy's saying, because no matter what,
Speaker 1: you're gonna start to deteriorate. But you can definitely slow
Speaker 1: it down. And one thing that people forget and why
Speaker 1: I think like endochronology is so important and it's we're
Speaker 1: like so fucking far behind in it is by just
Speaker 1: uh just just uh what do you call it?
Speaker 3: Not not real? I can't think of the word I'm
Speaker 3: looking for.
Speaker 1: Regularly. Sorry, I just couldn't regulate. It was what I
Speaker 1: was but regulating the hormones, like as you just get older, right,
Speaker 1: because one of the things that make people so fucking
Speaker 1: brittle and fucked up is by their testosterone just plummeting.
Speaker 1: And then they get old, they fucking fall, they break
Speaker 1: their hip and it's over. And then yeah, your immune
Speaker 1: system sucks, dick, because of other things.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's just like there's so many things I hit you.
Speaker 3: I think that, like, he's right that as ourselves divide,
Speaker 3: they break down. We lose more code. As we divide
Speaker 3: over and over again, we have a we have a
Speaker 3: relatively fixed amount of cells that can divide over and
Speaker 3: over again as we can get more cells. Well, the thing,
Speaker 3: the thing is that if you can look simply at
Speaker 3: like people that are sixty five between now and thirty
Speaker 3: five years ago, there's a significant difference in the way
Speaker 3: they're able to move themselves around and exist.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's as an extreme amount of difference.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: I think, Well, there's also like better ways to get
Speaker 4: work done too, I mean, because I do that, because
Speaker 4: I do have a theory. I do have a theory.
Speaker 4: I think a lot more people get worked one than it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think the ones that we see or
Speaker 4: that when we notice, are the you.
Speaker 3: Know the ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, it's obvious when like, who did
Speaker 1: I see recently? There was a there's a celebrity that's
Speaker 1: in their sixties that looks phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I don't you would know who they
Speaker 3: are because I saw them. You mean, she's not in
Speaker 3: her sixties, Merces, she's in her early fifties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it's that, that's the most recent thing that
Speaker 4: I say it's her.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's Jesus.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing someone who's like really old but they
Speaker 1: look like not and I'm like, oh, that's just beautiful work.
Speaker 1: Like you know, obviously, genetics play a part, just like
Speaker 1: in everything. But then there's also the people that don't
Speaker 1: fuck themselves who add Like I was just looking at
Speaker 1: will Sasso's wife.
Speaker 3: You know, she seems lovely, but she.
Speaker 1: Has fake cheeks and it looks stupid, and it's like you,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's always it's never not gonna look stupid
Speaker 1: if you add like cheeks or something. But if you're
Speaker 1: just I think a little botox, that's not like a
Speaker 1: little bit of smoothing or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4: It's the same thing as anything. Moderation, Yeah, is the key.
Speaker 3: To I think. I think we are gonna there's I mean, or.
Speaker 4: Dude like people who do like the hair transplant and
Speaker 4: then they just give themselves an unreasonable hairline. It's just like, just.
Speaker 3: Give yourself like a.
Speaker 4: Normal just give yourself a normal phoenix. Yeah, it is
Speaker 4: fucking the Widow's peak of his hairline goes down the
Speaker 4: bridge of his nose Phoenix.
Speaker 1: It is ridiculous, Like that's like, I I think it's big.
Speaker 3: He just has no forehead. I have a very one head.
Speaker 3: I have a very small ford compared to most people.
Speaker 3: I don't have a big forehead. But that guy is
Speaker 3: absurd his ship there's like.
Speaker 1: It's like it's half that like.
Speaker 3: Eyebrowns if they furl touch his hairline. What I like is,
Speaker 3: how would he look if he didn't look like like, say,
Speaker 3: if you gave him a normal size forehead, would he
Speaker 3: look fucking weird because we're so used to see he
Speaker 3: would look like so.
Speaker 4: Wrong, he would look so he would look so Marcus
Speaker 4: with correct hair would probably look so fucked up and
Speaker 4: so uncool and dumb. Yeah yeah, but even But the
Speaker 4: thing that's funny about is that like they probably couldn't
Speaker 4: figure it out either, which is why they gave him
Speaker 4: the bandana for the entire Yeah, they were true. It's like,
Speaker 4: we can't fucking figure out this guy's head completely.
Speaker 3: Think that's completely like what are we gonna do?
Speaker 4: It's just like I don't know, man, put a put
Speaker 4: a fucking bandana, but do right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, I do want to say one thing though about
Speaker 1: to this person's point, it is possible, say, if somebody
Speaker 1: only took advantage of the medicine that prolongs their life,
Speaker 1: they can still be very old and decrepit.
Speaker 3: They would just live longer, because.
Speaker 1: Obviously that's the reason why people got old and decrepiit
Speaker 1: a certain point, the ones that were able to live
Speaker 1: up to seventies, past seventies and everything. And now since
Speaker 1: that's the average, you know, you're at that age, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be old and decrepit. Now. I just feel like
Speaker 1: technology is gonna break through to make people not as
Speaker 1: fucked up like that. But however, say if somebody lives
Speaker 1: to one hundred and twenty now, like probably when you
Speaker 1: start getting up into like one hundred and fifteen hundred, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna.
Speaker 3: Start looking like that thing is this right? Our bodies,
Speaker 3: as they think, gets worse. Right, The thing is like
Speaker 3: this is like a really dumb silly thing to like
Speaker 3: add into it. But it's like the idea of like vampires.
Speaker 3: You know, vampires they live forever relatively right, they have
Speaker 3: that like, oh they just live and keep me, but
Speaker 3: they go crazy because the brain isn't meant to go
Speaker 3: on that long you know, by the nature of experiencing
Speaker 3: all the ship they do, they go nuts. That's just
Speaker 3: how it. Even if they can have old time and
Speaker 3: time again, they just kind of go crazy. And that's
Speaker 3: the problem for us. It's like we if we live
Speaker 3: too long, we have to make sure our brain stays
Speaker 3: intact as well, which is the thing we know so
Speaker 3: little about.
Speaker 1: Ol.
Speaker 3: Well, just end up becoming like healthy, healthy people with
Speaker 3: fucking dementia. You know, it'd be physically fine.
Speaker 4: It should be noted though. The vampires are not real.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: Well, that's very I'm glad he brought that up, Chris.
Speaker 3: It's like having a debate about like the Bible with
Speaker 3: someone being like, I understand everything you said right.
Speaker 1: In fact, I get it.
Speaker 3: God's not real. Assume you're gay.
Speaker 4: Guitar is actually the only real thing. In fact, I
Speaker 4: hate the way he says.
Speaker 3: In fact, you.
Speaker 1: See him getting in beef obviously for the views with
Speaker 1: Bill Burr.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I haven't seen that. Yes, so he's this bit.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, no, I did I heard something about this
Speaker 4: right where he's like I went to a Bill Bearer Sharrow,
Speaker 4: he's one of my hair comedians, and it was just terrible.
Speaker 4: He's infected with the woke virus. And in fact his
Speaker 4: wife is black and dumb and gay. And I'm so upset,
Speaker 4: and I'm short and my penis fell off, in fact,
Speaker 4: my colon fell out yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'm short and my pans fell off. He didn't know where,
Speaker 1: so he didn't fell off.
Speaker 3: My dad, my Dick's gone.
Speaker 4: I rolled down my pants, an awkwardly done event.
Speaker 3: My sister cut me off. She said, hey, we can't,
Speaker 3: we can't. We can't do this anymore. It's actually against
Speaker 3: our face.
Speaker 4: And my sister broke up with me, and I'm so sad.
Speaker 3: My sister broke up with man.
Speaker 1: I joined the Daily Wire for a crack at Abby Man.
Speaker 1: I would for one crack now.
Speaker 4: Kingston graved me so hard with boot milk that my
Speaker 4: Yamica flew right the funk on.
Speaker 1: That was so absurd, outrageous. Calambunga modo him because he's
Speaker 1: a fucking nerd. I said, cow, I want to say it.
Speaker 1: I don't say because I get scared.
Speaker 3: I want to get you cacked. Bill Burr fucked my sister,
Speaker 3: Bill Burr fucky.
Speaker 1: I'm very upset.
Speaker 3: There was so much cheating on me. She cheated on me,
Speaker 3: Bill Burr.
Speaker 4: Bill Burr cocked me more like Bill bowl Bill.
Speaker 3: There was so much milk in a bedroom. I lost
Speaker 3: my lost a few times.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, what's Tabby been up to?
Speaker 3: Man with her stupid gay husband?
Speaker 4: Do you see that that other woman left the what
Speaker 4: is it? There was like some lady, oh the clone,
Speaker 4: the Bret something Benjamina Supriro or whatever.
Speaker 3: The her name is Benjamin Benjamina.
Speaker 4: Brett Cooper Cooper, and she left and think they are
Speaker 4: a place already? Did they?
Speaker 1: The crazy thing is they kept this she got nothing thing,
Speaker 1: They owned everything about her. So then now that she
Speaker 1: she starts, she she started over with a brand new
Speaker 1: channel and.
Speaker 3: A brand new name.
Speaker 4: Probably they probably owned Brett Cooper, Brett Cooper, I don't know,
Speaker 4: but I feel like they would have changed her name
Speaker 4: to something more feminine.
Speaker 3: If it was like fake, because like Brett Cooper, I'm
Speaker 3: like the.
Speaker 4: Fun I really thought that was a guy for the longest.
Speaker 4: If you hear the name, that's like Brett.
Speaker 3: Even when I was watching, I was like, who is
Speaker 3: this guy? Who's this dude?
Speaker 1: I just hate that she's in a fucking a studio
Speaker 1: that looks like a room.
Speaker 3: It's so obnoxious.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it looks like a normal like, but it's
Speaker 4: clearly a set and there's like studio lights above it.
Speaker 1: It's so obnoxious. It is pretty fucking I'm just like you, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking room recording to me.
Speaker 4: I'm Brett Cooper. I'm just like you.
Speaker 3: In fact, I really would you Actually, I have to
Speaker 3: take the week off.
Speaker 4: My pussy is bleeding profusely.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, bro I wouldn't be surprised at all if
Speaker 1: that literally was being Shapiro in dress.
Speaker 3: It's just I wouldn't be that much like him.
Speaker 1: She looks like like she actually looks more related to
Speaker 1: Ben than Abby does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she does.
Speaker 4: If I think you could beat Ben Shapiro up enough
Speaker 4: that he looks he looks like, just beat.
Speaker 3: Him up and then slap a wig and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, like.
Speaker 4: Just bash his skull into the same into specific kinds
Speaker 4: of corners, Yeah, I think I think it would work.
Speaker 3: Pretty it kind of look on business.
Speaker 1: I have a weird thing where I want to, like,
Speaker 1: I want to just I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're probably onto, Like, you know, blond hair, blue eyed guys,
Speaker 1: but still probably not but well probably at the same time,
Speaker 1: I feel like they could. I just want to ruin
Speaker 1: these people, like convert one of them. Yeah, I want to, like,
Speaker 1: I want to like I I that's the only It's
Speaker 1: not even about like, oh she's hot, I want to
Speaker 1: fuck Brett Cooper or whatever.
Speaker 4: It's just no, like just just fucking just the premise
Speaker 4: of turning.
Speaker 3: Yeah you we'll just rough them up.
Speaker 1: I knew.
Speaker 3: I give him like this, give him like one good
Speaker 3: about nothing, you know, like this this, leave them there,
Speaker 3: like the fucking proverbial freshly fed cat. Yeah cat, you know,
Speaker 3: like the cat you like the sorry the know, the
Speaker 3: squirrel with the two condoms? Just left dead? Even do that?
Speaker 3: Do that's a woman?
Speaker 1: But like kill them.
Speaker 3: No, they're not dead, They're just they're just photos, you
Speaker 3: know that, Right, He's like, this is not just taking
Speaker 3: a nap, i't know, but the idea of having someone
Speaker 3: be heavily fucked to a degree which they continue to
Speaker 3: live afterwards at least.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess I mean, but no, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: stupid and then stupid. I knew you were about nothing.
Speaker 1: You spin on them and then leave. Yeah, you hot,
Speaker 1: you spread on that play stupefied.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I's in so much trouble.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for her, actually is because she's just
Speaker 1: a moron that ended up in Moron Street. You know
Speaker 1: who the girl Trouble Trouble dude.
Speaker 3: Oh well, it's idiot.
Speaker 1: I mean I I yeah, I understand that because you
Speaker 1: know she's being taken for advantage of So it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you dumb, poor bitch.
Speaker 3: You know that sucks, you stupid bitch. You literally had
Speaker 3: it good.
Speaker 4: You literally got pumped and dumped on like an economic scale.
Speaker 3: It's just crazy.
Speaker 1: How do you one of the few people who made
Speaker 1: it outside of the fifteen minutes of fame and then
Speaker 1: fucked it up at least minutes? Dude, she had, she
Speaker 1: had a little bit. She kept getting famous people on
Speaker 1: that fucking podcast. I didn't understand why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like introducing our guests for this week's Talk to
Speaker 4: a podcast.
Speaker 6: Nom Chomsky, and you're like why, and then North introducing them.
Speaker 4: Introducing Neili, Grass, Tyson and a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: And uh so, Haley, I don't think dinosaurs and he grapples, grapples,
Speaker 1: He's fucking fighting the dinosaur, Like, yo, what is he doing?
Speaker 1: Why is Grass there? Just like, are you going smoot
Speaker 1: on that? There can't help me fucking meat canyons the right.
Speaker 3: Making aquation to fucking fight the dinosaur. I understand. I
Speaker 3: think if I carry.
Speaker 4: The tune, it's got it like being pinned under its
Speaker 4: like based on where Pluto is, I can just completely kills.
Speaker 3: Little graph Tyson using science. Well that's it for today's episode.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking terrors.
Speaker 4: It's a dinosaurs dress killing the guys and I talked
Speaker 4: to him is great. Man. I wish I was an
Speaker 4: artist because I would just I feel like I would.
Speaker 4: I would love to just make comic panels, dude, and some.
Speaker 3: Of the things I would never I would never leave
Speaker 3: my room. I'd never stop because I would just keep drawing. Ship.
Speaker 3: I would just keep drawing more fucking insane ship.
Speaker 1: Just a t Rex first just being kind of like chill, chill,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm a dinosaur.
Speaker 3: The second deal that opens the stock, well, he's like
Speaker 3: grabbing onto the tee. There. There's there's a moments where
Speaker 3: there's way too much strength from Neido grass Tyson where
Speaker 3: he's like it's like trying to bite him.
Speaker 1: He's you see, like he actually starts giving it's there's
Speaker 1: a little give and then even the dinosaurs like.
Speaker 4: This where big hat that he wore on the one
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't remember what show he was on.
Speaker 4: He wore this really weird like cowboy hat or something
Speaker 4: on some show.
Speaker 3: Do you see that?
Speaker 4: Which because the other guys hat he was wearing like
Speaker 4: a really big brim like detective hat.
Speaker 3: It was definitely didn't see that. No, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: like trying to know was it was it a yank
Speaker 3: hat with no brim?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is the idea of like a top
Speaker 4: hat or like a door with a Yankee symbol on
Speaker 4: it is incredible.
Speaker 1: That there's no such thing as a coincidence. Have you
Speaker 1: seen that guy on TikTok or Instagram? Yeah, he has one.
Speaker 1: He literally has a like ten gallon hat with the
Speaker 1: with the Yankee.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's actually like I was like, dude, that's that's.
Speaker 3: I like that a lot actually and yan Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: half what is that? Wasn't norim just a beanie? Isn't that?
Speaker 1: It's not like it's like a giant you cut the
Speaker 1: brim off of it. But is that a giant yamaka.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a giant? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We're sure ya have to be knitted. I cant be wrong,
Speaker 3: I have I literally have no concept.
Speaker 1: What's the point. I don't even know how the it
Speaker 1: stays on people's heads. I don't even understand that.
Speaker 4: It's a verst shield you from the David's who it
Speaker 4: actually is.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have no Benjapril and then slap it off after
Speaker 1: like like you know, after like.
Speaker 3: I know, I know that's very di despectful. I know,
Speaker 3: slapping up someone's yaf is very rude. Just listening to him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, actually, because it's not even like one of these
Speaker 8: where you can theoretically do it without touching the person, right,
Speaker 8: You have to really get in there.
Speaker 1: What the fun?
Speaker 9: Well, that's how my brains expounds like a Jewish brojo
Speaker 9: jojo Oh my god, mode.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Joju is so fucking great?
Speaker 3: Mode you Joju, moad you Joju?
Speaker 1: It's me Joju, my fucking ojo is juju Juju know?
Speaker 1: I love Joju is pretty great. Joju is amazing. That
Speaker 1: is a fucking fantastic creation.
Speaker 3: That is an all time artist.
Speaker 4: Get on it, on it now anyway, have some questions.
Speaker 1: Power girls have nothing on me.
Speaker 4: I can't stop me on politically, I'm literally going to
Speaker 4: kill those power girls.
Speaker 3: I swarning.
Speaker 4: In fact, I have first Professor Dunny. I'm locked in
Speaker 4: my basement right now.
Speaker 3: He's deliver with my sister.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing you there, but he's
Speaker 1: in there with my I had my sister guard him.
Speaker 1: There's some weird sounds coming from there, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: trust her.
Speaker 4: I love her, Yeah, I love her so much. There's
Speaker 4: no way she would hurt me like this. She wouldn't
Speaker 4: bring a nerd here.
Speaker 1: He's going. He's got a Samurai Jack Garbote. For some reason,
Speaker 1: he just finally admits it.
Speaker 10: Bagge Jacky Jack Jack.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you would do this to me, both
Speaker 1: of you in the brass bowl.
Speaker 4: Now, he's gotta Have they ever mentioned why he looks
Speaker 4: just like Samurai Jack.
Speaker 1: No, he's got a yellow and he's a little he's
Speaker 1: a little yellow tent to him right.
Speaker 3: What are you on right now?
Speaker 1: I mean look at like a Simpson. I mean like
Speaker 1: a like a like a Jack Simpson with food poisoning.
Speaker 3: That's basically what samurai Jack looks.
Speaker 1: Like like a little green dude, because he's like I
Speaker 1: always I was like, how did can you do this?
Speaker 1: He's like, if you look at original Samurai Jack, he's
Speaker 1: fucking yellow.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, he is, I know what you mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like he's like a weird tannish color. But I
Speaker 3: wouldn't say he's yellow. I've never attached that, just like
Speaker 3: there's different like there's different shades of green.
Speaker 4: He is a shade of yellow. He's a shade of
Speaker 4: yellow because it's very slight. It's very slight, and it's
Speaker 4: very subtle in some ways.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's the subtles you guys. Remember, he's
Speaker 3: not a Simpson and he's not he's not.
Speaker 1: That's why I said, looking up looking at food poisoning,
Speaker 1: like he's like pale sick.
Speaker 3: He's a pale yellow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's it's it's it's it's a lot more
Speaker 1: yellow than it should be. This is basically what I'm saying, right,
Speaker 1: it's like a Yodico in the ros. I'm ready, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna saturate him and then it's not that yellow.
Speaker 3: But look, yes he is, he's color blind.
Speaker 4: Also, unfortunately, that's not that like that's a that's a
Speaker 4: flight tan Well kicks. And I'm saying, if you put
Speaker 4: the if, my guy, that's actually more yellow than I thought.
Speaker 4: So if you did the color thing, if you did
Speaker 4: like the eye drop tool, that would be yellow. That's
Speaker 4: a shady yellow for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't like this. I mean, I always thought it
Speaker 3: was funny. It's bothering me now It's like what I
Speaker 3: feel like they could have just made him neutral?
Speaker 1: But is it not like they could have just made
Speaker 1: him They could have made him a like what's it
Speaker 1: called a beige?
Speaker 3: You know, like usually have more color than white people,
Speaker 3: though I guess a little more colorless.
Speaker 1: Racist make I tell the Simpsons kind flipping around like
Speaker 1: so you know you're why you're yellow? And then the
Speaker 1: Asians are like super pale.
Speaker 3: I don't remember any Asian Simpsons at all. I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: No, there's a fight where the fucking Italian mob in
Speaker 1: spring fulm the Yaka's a fight together. It's great. Is
Speaker 1: that real?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun. It's it's a great episode.
Speaker 1: Marge gets into the petzel business, but then she she
Speaker 1: she goes to the mob, borrows some money, and then
Speaker 1: the mob fucking starts like destroying other businesses so the
Speaker 1: Petzels can like profit more. And then these chicks that
Speaker 1: had a Falaffel like wagon or hut or you know,
Speaker 1: one of those trucks fucking hires the I think the
Speaker 1: Yakuza to fight.
Speaker 3: The Italian mob and they have like a war in
Speaker 3: front of their their their house.
Speaker 4: Killed me.
Speaker 1: They killed me. That reminds me of farms were the
Speaker 1: professor Uha kills Leila kicks him into a man eating
Speaker 1: ant eater pitch and then he's like and he's like,
Speaker 1: you killed me, You've killed me. She's like, oh my god, what.
Speaker 3: If I done? I just told you you killed me?
Speaker 1: And he's just good views everyone. I'm that show is so.
Speaker 1: I really think that show is like a fucking wretched relic.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's like a like a relic. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I guess like an artifact. I don't know. I know
Speaker 3: what you mean. None of those are synonyms. Really good artifacts.
Speaker 4: Are like they're not inherently good.
Speaker 3: Aren't they know? Aren't artifacts they're inherently valuable? I guess
Speaker 3: that's sort of good.
Speaker 4: I know what you're trying to say. That's an insane
Speaker 4: way to say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have just a better world. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: precious jewel. Yeah, very good show. It's a very good show.
Speaker 3: It made me cry. There's a couple of few things.
Speaker 1: I still won't watch the Seymour episode with the dog
Speaker 1: that ship is I still watch it.
Speaker 3: You've never watched it? No, I skip it every time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't watch that episode. And I actually that ship
Speaker 3: killed me bro he found him there. His family sucks
Speaker 3: so much. Fes family sucks so much. Of course, because
Speaker 3: they went there, the dog found him. It was like,
Speaker 3: he's right here, and they didn't they didn't even look up.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to remin this on that episode.
Speaker 3: I don't like thinking about it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a terrible episode because of how much how
Speaker 1: set like they knew what they were doing. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: fuck you guys, it's such a tone to laugh and
Speaker 1: have a good time. And then this is a really
Speaker 1: heartbreaking episode.
Speaker 3: Total whiplash of sadness for sure. It's like, oh God,
Speaker 3: in an episode with his brother, it's another fucking good episode.
Speaker 3: Hated him and.
Speaker 1: Resented him this whole time, and then he figured out like,
Speaker 1: oh no, he loved him, and then he named his
Speaker 1: son after him and ship a great fucking episode.
Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, anyway, Trump, and.
Speaker 3: Then have you seen the new season. It's so fucking bad.
Speaker 3: I had it like wildly bad. So season ten ended perfectly.
Speaker 3: I don't ever want I don't want to see the
Speaker 3: other ship. I just how that is. It's really bad.
Speaker 3: There's like jokes about like there's jokes about the Internet,
Speaker 3: there's jokes about wokeness.
Speaker 1: What yeah, in what way? It's just like there was
Speaker 1: a joke that Bender made him like, well, everybody, you
Speaker 1: defended about everything. Bender, My ass is shiny, and it's like,
Speaker 1: this is really bad.
Speaker 3: Was he being ironic or I think I think it's
Speaker 3: me around. I don't think. Don't think they'd agree with
Speaker 3: that shit enough to be.
Speaker 1: Like no, no, they've always been very like not that,
Speaker 1: like they.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't talk about contemporary stuff on Futurama defeats the purpose.
Speaker 3: I don't think they ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't really at least, I don't like bits
Speaker 4: and pieces.
Speaker 1: But our gore was there was driving was the taxi driver? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like fucking.
Speaker 4: He they shouldn't do the NFT stuff, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, I just remember there was like the the they
Speaker 1: were just making fun of the whole thing, like the
Speaker 1: Inconvenient truth truth And he got like one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: tip for me and he was like, oh wow, hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: this will get me.
Speaker 3: He looks at the camera.
Speaker 1: One gallon of gas. That was pretty good, like like
Speaker 1: that's cool. And of course, uh, that show is great.
Speaker 3: Man, what cattle of gas? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Trump deep throating baronex rode in nice He says, hello, Hello,
Speaker 4: that's wild. Long story short, And the idea of was
Speaker 4: it was there a gaming centric contegrader that you fell
Speaker 4: off of or just found annoying in general. After ten years,
Speaker 4: I finally unsupped from Angry Joe because it went from
Speaker 4: genuine passion to just rage bait.
Speaker 3: What did what? What did? It? Was? His? What the fuck? Oh?
Speaker 3: Was his?
Speaker 4: Is his take on Astrobot not deserving Game of the
Speaker 4: Year and how games like Pilatcho shouldn't be nominated.
Speaker 3: That's a stupid FECE said that.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's real, that's insane. Are Joe said that
Speaker 4: shouldn't be the game of the Year. I don't know,
Speaker 4: I mean, we're this is like secondhand information. Who the
Speaker 4: fuck knows?
Speaker 1: I mean, to be honest, I only watch he has
Speaker 1: a lot of content, so I only watch his big
Speaker 1: reviews of games that I care about, Like I've seen
Speaker 1: every single one of his Dragon Eage reviews. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he actually was one of the more honest reviews that
Speaker 1: I liked about Dragon Age too. Remember when that came
Speaker 1: out and he was like, he's like, the game has
Speaker 1: a lot of problems. It shure, blah blah blah. You
Speaker 1: know this back then when the reviews were like fucking
Speaker 1: ten fifteen minutes, so it was like a barely a review,
Speaker 1: but it was like enough to where he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: this game if it has a lot of issues, but
Speaker 1: it's I'd give it like a seven.
Speaker 3: It's still a pretty good game.
Speaker 1: It just it's all the problems we know about it
Speaker 1: is this, but don't throw it out and be like
Speaker 1: this game sucks.
Speaker 3: You remember back when.
Speaker 4: Something could be good and flawed, Yeah, yeah, intead of
Speaker 4: perfect or shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. And so that's uh, it was refreshing watching
Speaker 1: his Inquisition review. I liked it. I agreed with him
Speaker 1: on a lot of the shit because there result that
Speaker 1: was a weird one too, where people were being a
Speaker 1: little bit too hard in the pain about it. I
Speaker 1: still see some people saying some weird shit and usually
Speaker 1: has to do with like the the more multiplayer stuff
Speaker 1: that I didn't give a fuck about because it's Dragon.
Speaker 3: I didn't there because there's a multiplayer and ingrads ish.
Speaker 1: Yeah there was a multiplayer thing, there was transactions, there
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, was.
Speaker 4: It like a like a massive fect three multiplayer?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: I think it was just like that, Yeah, weird, and
Speaker 1: I didn't give two flying fucks.
Speaker 3: I bet the Massifact one was better. The mass Effect
Speaker 3: one was fun as fuck. I actually really liked playing
Speaker 3: it because that was that ship was good.
Speaker 4: I never experienced that, you know what, It actually reminds
Speaker 4: me of reminds me of I mean, and I guess
Speaker 4: this was kind of a throwback in some way. But
Speaker 4: when Ghost of Tsushima had that Legends mode that like
Speaker 4: kind of sighed multiplayer thing.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that. Yeah, it just it was
Speaker 3: like a free update and it was like this is good.
Speaker 4: But it felt like that kind of scale where like
Speaker 4: here's an arena, here's you know, you and your friends
Speaker 4: or whatever fight and it's just like this is dope.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 4: Ship okay, but well, on the subject to angry Joe,
Speaker 4: like the thing look, God bless him. Mm hm, he's
Speaker 4: got a good thing going. He wants to include his friends.
Speaker 4: Who's they all suck?
Speaker 1: They they are. The only reason I know one of
Speaker 1: the other guys is named is because his name is Joe. Right,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know who is.
Speaker 3: That video game, there is any video game, or is
Speaker 3: a different.
Speaker 1: Guy we're talking about Joe.
Speaker 4: He's the guy with the jacket.
Speaker 3: You don't know him.
Speaker 1: He usually wears a Superman shirt and he's not online jacket.
Speaker 3: He's kind of offline compared to that.
Speaker 4: I don't think he ever watched really anybody outside of
Speaker 4: like comic people.
Speaker 3: Oh I see. I was like comic people like Pokemon
Speaker 3: stuff like that, like anime things like. I was never
Speaker 3: really into a video game aspect of the thing, because
Speaker 3: I was just kind of like I made my own
Speaker 3: opinion about games. I was like, Oh, this is a
Speaker 3: game I like, I'd buy it, and then I watch
Speaker 3: like GameStop reviews that is crazy review for a while
Speaker 3: was like this is where I got my idea of
Speaker 3: video games from me. I mean, yeah, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, like make fun of me.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't care about those people at all, with all theirs,
Speaker 4: and I remember like they just kept being in there,
Speaker 4: and I was just like, I don't want to watch
Speaker 4: this anymore. This is kind of annoying. It's angry Joe.
Speaker 4: I want to see what he's gonna say. And then
Speaker 4: it's always like, here's my friends who have no presence
Speaker 4: and no charisma in my opinion at all. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: it's just like, yeah, I kind of fell off him
Speaker 4: a long time ago for that reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean to be yeah, to be real, like,
Speaker 1: it's it's one of those things to where he releases
Speaker 1: a ton of content, which I didn't really.
Speaker 3: I didn't really.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that he played, like say, when he
Speaker 1: plays through games, he streams them and has all that
Speaker 1: content available. I had no fucking idea. But it is smart.
Speaker 1: But I just I just never seen even shit other
Speaker 1: than just Oh, I want to see what he has
Speaker 1: to say about the Dragon Age Tranchis.
Speaker 3: I know he's a huge fan of it.
Speaker 1: I want to see what he has to say about
Speaker 1: the New Madden because they sucked Dick, and I want
Speaker 1: to see how much more it sucks Dick. Because he
Speaker 1: cares about American football. I wish you would review two
Speaker 1: K and be two K, but he doesn't care about it,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't because I just want I want more
Speaker 1: people that I have to go into the QK community
Speaker 1: to get the hate that it, well it deserves. They
Speaker 1: should do it, but they don't hate it the way
Speaker 1: well a lot of them, A lot of them, a
Speaker 1: lot of them are are fucking idiots. And they also
Speaker 1: still buy like seventy dollars worth of micro transactions because
Speaker 1: you have to max out your character well.
Speaker 3: Do to play. It makes me so angry.
Speaker 4: Well, dude, that's that's that sounds to me like there's
Speaker 4: a vacant spot there there is.
Speaker 1: But also I kind of made up I would have
Speaker 1: to break the pledge because I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: buying anymore. I would buy these games when they would
Speaker 1: become like eight dollars because they would always go under
Speaker 1: ten bucks. And the problem is now I can't even
Speaker 1: I don't do PvP. I don't give a fuck about it.
Speaker 1: Most of them do. I would play the season, then
Speaker 1: the story shit, it's gotten increasingly worse, and they also
Speaker 1: put in the fucking the anti cheat shit to where
Speaker 1: it's the story mode is locked, is ty to online,
Speaker 1: so I can't even fuck around in the story anymore.
Speaker 1: When I'm just like trying to just do wild shit,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna try to score five hundred points and
Speaker 1: see if I can keep these people as low as
Speaker 1: just funk around. I'm just having to because I don't
Speaker 1: care about simulated basketball.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking funny. Have you done that before?
Speaker 1: It's too hard, It's it's I've gotten like probably three
Speaker 1: hundred or something. But then I found it, So I
Speaker 1: found there's a way that you can actually but this
Speaker 1: is like you have to like what you have to
Speaker 1: completely cheat because I'm talking about within the uh you know,
Speaker 1: every you know, every quarter is twelve minutes like the
Speaker 1: full game, so within that, no, I can't get that butt.
Speaker 1: You could freeze the quarters, like so there would be
Speaker 1: trainers to where you would literally just freeze the time
Speaker 1: it just score thousand points and then let it. Or
Speaker 1: you could just fucking like in the quarter by pushing
Speaker 1: a button so you would just score one bucket and
Speaker 1: then the games over, and so like, I love like
Speaker 1: being able to game. The point of not even basketball anymore,
Speaker 1: The point of it is fun.
Speaker 3: I don't care about simulated PvP.
Speaker 1: Oh look at how real this gay asshole is. I
Speaker 1: don't care about that.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 1: I'll go play out basketball outside. That is way funner
Speaker 1: than me pretending, Oh look how smooth is looking this
Speaker 1: mode is this animation? I don't care, it's just having
Speaker 1: it was like like the old basketball games. They were realistic.
Speaker 1: They're way funner in my opinion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I missed. NBA streets need to come back, the NFL,
Speaker 3: NBA streets I need to come back. I don't mean
Speaker 3: where the fuck those games are. There's a huge vacancy
Speaker 3: for it. It'll get it'll get people that are not
Speaker 3: into basketball like sports games back into them. I just
Speaker 3: don't know why they're not around right way. Uh.
Speaker 1: On the subject of like saying where our things are,
Speaker 1: I heard Activision might be bringing back some old like
Speaker 1: titles like the Deadpool game on three sixty. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: there was some of the.
Speaker 3: There was some Batman shit.
Speaker 1: There were some games that were like in that that
Speaker 1: just are just fucking lost. The time that some people
Speaker 1: were seeing that something was like activated like a trademark er. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something was like activated to where or seeing like oh
Speaker 1: this is available on I forgot what it was. It
Speaker 1: was hearing there was a handful of games that uh,
Speaker 1: probably one of them I imagine was the The X
Speaker 1: Men Wolverine.
Speaker 3: I can't damn which I don't say that, don't don't.
Speaker 3: I mean if it's if it's don't.
Speaker 4: Say that, it's if it's not any merit to it,
Speaker 4: will probably be talking about it on secret of this. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's kind of the thing that we would pay attention
Speaker 4: to trademarks and stuff, right, but that would be great,
Speaker 4: like the X Men origins Wolverine. Figure out the licensing
Speaker 4: stuff on that, on that move on that IP or
Speaker 4: whatever and put that game out because.
Speaker 3: That ship was good. Totally. I missed that.
Speaker 4: I would love to play those original Spider Man games too,
Speaker 4: like that's what those were.
Speaker 1: Those were the ones the that was another thing that
Speaker 1: people were saying, something's going on with that the Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: A shame that that's that's a game that's kind of
Speaker 4: like not because it's a PC version of that game
Speaker 4: that is not the one that everybody remembers, which one
Speaker 4: Spider Man. Yes, there's like a because I remember one, right,
Speaker 4: I don't. I think it was before that.
Speaker 3: That's just gone bro it was.
Speaker 4: I think it was before that, but like there was
Speaker 4: that was back in the day when like if a game,
Speaker 4: if if a game had the same title but was
Speaker 4: on a different platform, the different chances are it was
Speaker 4: a completely different video game. Like actually, and so I
Speaker 4: remember there was a Spider Man two version. Uh obviously
Speaker 4: the Xbox and PS two one, and I think the
Speaker 4: GameCube was on GameCube.
Speaker 3: I can't remember too.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, obviously that version is the one that everybody
Speaker 4: hails as like that's like it that's like the the
Speaker 4: fucking what do you even call like a grandfather of
Speaker 4: open world games? Really, and the one on PC was
Speaker 4: fucked because it was not It was like a completely
Speaker 4: different company that made it that you could only like
Speaker 4: grapple onto certain like there was like points of interest
Speaker 4: where you could web from.
Speaker 3: It was completely different. It was crazy, damn.
Speaker 4: But so that game is just not on PC outside
Speaker 4: of like an emulator. I don't know I said it
Speaker 4: that way, but it's a weird way, a.
Speaker 3: Weird an emulator.
Speaker 4: But it's a shame that those games are like stranded,
Speaker 4: because those are some good games, man, Actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gotta do something that that ship Man but
Speaker 1: angry No angry Joe anger Joe. Yeah, he's someone I
Speaker 1: don't know sparingly watch him.
Speaker 4: I still I watch him when when there's like a
Speaker 4: game that comes out, then I'm curious. I I do
Speaker 4: my whole review round up though, like I watch every
Speaker 4: review I can. If it's something that I'm on the
Speaker 4: fence about or curious about, I don't want to get as.
Speaker 1: Much I would.
Speaker 3: I got it, I would say I think you should
Speaker 3: stop doing skits. I will say that.
Speaker 1: I will say it's part of it though, for it
Speaker 1: is why people like it. I don't understand those people's
Speaker 1: sense of humor. I mean, like I feel like I
Speaker 1: would say, I find this skit's cute, but they're not funny.
Speaker 3: They're too long. They're very long. They're they're like astot critics. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like where it's just like those ships go on so long,
Speaker 3: and I'm like cringing all the time, and I'm like please,
Speaker 3: like I go there to laugh, and then by the
Speaker 3: time he's done, I'm like, I really don't want to
Speaker 3: be here anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, they're too long and really for me, like, look, man,
Speaker 4: I'll take the skits over over just these other people
Speaker 4: as being like I can't say, imagine if somebody logged
Speaker 4: onto my chance, if somebody jumped onto Chris Reagan and
Speaker 4: they just saw this fucking.
Speaker 1: Guy, you know they have well like just uh you know, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: it was it was was the question like open ended,
Speaker 1: like was it just YouTuber in general?
Speaker 3: Was it like just a gaming YouTuber? I can't remember.
Speaker 4: I think it was a gaming content creator, but like,
Speaker 4: I mean, we could stretch it like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I will say there's people that I
Speaker 1: found recently that I unsubscribed to pretty quickly because they
Speaker 1: realized that if they kind of lean into a certain
Speaker 1: direction that they'll get more views. And so I can
Speaker 1: tell that they normally didn't really care, but then the
Speaker 1: culture war brings in little bucks, so they'll talk about
Speaker 1: they're not straight up saying everything's gay and woke, but
Speaker 1: they'll complain about.
Speaker 3: The same games.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think they actually care. They're just like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna complain. It's like, say, a lot of people
Speaker 1: that probably didn't care. They they made content about the
Speaker 1: Veil Guard knowing that I'm gonna get rub off of
Speaker 1: people who hate it because it's woke and gay, And
Speaker 1: I was like feeling this like inauthentic. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can tell like they they're not passionate about this
Speaker 1: at all, Like they're just talking about it because they
Speaker 1: feel like they yeah, they're phoning it in. And so
Speaker 1: I was noticing stuff like that, and I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: fuck these people. There was there was like two of them.
Speaker 1: I can't even remember their names because I only found
Speaker 1: them recently. And then I was like, oh, fuck these guys.
Speaker 1: Because I saw one review. I'm like, oh, this guy,
Speaker 1: Like I like this guy. There's pretty levelheaded. But then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about this, and and then I'm like
Speaker 1: I care about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not even talking there's no.
Speaker 1: Insight or anything, like you're not even one of those
Speaker 1: people like oh I played the old games and this
Speaker 1: they're just like.
Speaker 3: It's like fucking grums, oh and all the bullshit.
Speaker 4: Because he I remember he was He's dude. This whole
Speaker 4: year he was talking about like Blackmith Wukong and like,
Speaker 4: it's fucking this is anti woke. It's great, it's so
Speaker 4: fucking good. There's no representation in it. It's fucking amazing.
Speaker 4: And then somebody, I think Ian mas Chong asked him,
Speaker 4: like in the last week. It was like have you
Speaker 4: have you finished? And he was like, I hope I
Speaker 4: get to it soon. Soho, he hasn't even played it.
Speaker 4: He said something too about like Indiana Jones whre. He
Speaker 4: was like, oh, this is a great indie experience. But
Speaker 4: he said, like indie is in like independent game like
Speaker 4: I N D I E. Which is not how you.
Speaker 3: What the hell is how you spell indie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Even I know that, and I only watched those movies
Speaker 4: like Super recently. It's just like absolute tourists. They're just like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is like a.
Speaker 3: Fucking that's everything, dude. Everything is full of people that
Speaker 3: are gonna go through it, Like dude, me talking about comics,
Speaker 3: people people the motherfuckers that talk about X men. What
Speaker 3: I understand what X Men's about is like, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: there's so much.
Speaker 1: There's gay characters, Like do you understand let's about marginalized groups.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that host that's against the machine, that's.
Speaker 3: To the machine. It's it's just a government. And it's
Speaker 3: like it's too what are you where? Where you've been?
Speaker 1: I actually I'm glad that you said that, because you
Speaker 1: know I I Richard three. I played through it one time.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking really remember I actually started.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I barely remember the plot. I remember it now, what
Speaker 1: the what the Great Hunt is or what the Wild Hunt?
Speaker 4: The kind of played again?
Speaker 3: I forgot. I was like, what the fuck that happened?
Speaker 3: And the witchard three? Love that game so much? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did. I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't love the Witcher universe as much as
Speaker 1: I want to. I love it, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's kind of how I feel about It's like I
Speaker 4: want to and I'm really willing, but like I just haven't.
Speaker 3: You're getting it at the third one. Unfortunately, throughout one
Speaker 3: and two it does a lot of lifting for what
Speaker 3: the universe, right, But one and two one into so
Speaker 3: hard to even three is kind of hard to play.
Speaker 3: But one in two are so hard to go because
Speaker 3: I played one in twenty twelve and I played two
Speaker 3: in twenty twelve as well, and then I played three.
Speaker 3: I finished it when we lived together, like twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: Did you play the enhanced edition of one? No? No?
Speaker 3: I played like that was later played the OG I
Speaker 3: played the originally Fuck my friend let me borrow it?
Speaker 3: And I play that was on PC only, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the og.
Speaker 1: I remember everybody being like, yo, this is rough, this
Speaker 1: is fucking but the lore.
Speaker 3: Is really interesting, right, It's a really it's a really
Speaker 3: cool universe. It's it's it's not as glitz and glamy
Speaker 3: as other fantasy universes. I feel like it's kind of grungy.
Speaker 3: I had some really grungey, dirty version of like the
Speaker 3: fantasy world. It's like, oh, this is like not as magical,
Speaker 3: but it's really interesting morally, Like if like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is a lot of like I liked it. I liked it.
Speaker 1: I of course I spent time. I spent Yeah, I
Speaker 1: spend time, even body and stuff. The interesting thing was
Speaker 1: when I thought the game was almost over, there was
Speaker 1: still so much more.
Speaker 3: That's what happens. You have the first you have the
Speaker 3: first ending where you're like, oh, the fight, the big
Speaker 3: fight happens, right, and you're like, oh, it's over now,
Speaker 3: and it's like nah, yeah, you got like twenty more hours.
Speaker 1: There was that that got me. I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: there's so much more in the game. But the thing
Speaker 1: is why I'm bringing this up is because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people talking about a series and yeah, and
Speaker 1: the thing is because even when we talked, you were saying,
Speaker 1: like you mentioned something like she wasn't a witcher, and
Speaker 1: so it's like it's interesting that.
Speaker 3: She became one.
Speaker 1: And then it was weird seeing now after that, seeing
Speaker 1: the discourse online where a bunch of people were complaining
Speaker 1: about that, and then seeing other people being like if.
Speaker 3: You played, if you played the DLC, they talk about
Speaker 3: they made other female ones, like they even like, that's
Speaker 3: what the argument came from me, because I sweeted, right,
Speaker 3: I sweeted that like there's uh, there's Laura about there
Speaker 3: being female witches.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, but even her herself like where it's like,
Speaker 1: there's the way you talk about it.
Speaker 3: They talk about lower female witches, right, And I was
Speaker 3: incorrect because I remember there're seeing them. There's like a
Speaker 3: fam there's a fan made thing for the tv RPG
Speaker 3: where there are female witches throughout the canon. Always women
Speaker 3: had tried to become witches, but it hasn't worked on
Speaker 3: them yet. It just hasn't worked too Like the House
Speaker 3: of the Cat. In the DLC of Blood and Wine,
Speaker 3: they reveal that they made female witches. Yeah, they made that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm pretty sure that what happened series entire
Speaker 4: arc is that she's building up to that anyway.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, And if anyone's going to become a
Speaker 3: female Witcher, it would be a character that has ancient
Speaker 3: blood that can jump between dementas. That is the main
Speaker 3: She's more important to the plot than GARYLS. Is that
Speaker 3: you experienced a game through GARYL.
Speaker 1: Well, I just thought it was weird that if you played,
Speaker 1: even if you didn't finish Witcher three, you surely you
Speaker 1: played a significant amount of it. Yeah, so, because I
Speaker 1: remember even I was you know, I thought it was
Speaker 1: going to be like a God of War experience where
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to be this bitch,
Speaker 1: like say, when you're more fun to play you're helping,
Speaker 1: like girl in the Forest order, I was like ah,
Speaker 1: and I was like I wasn't it actually wasn't bad
Speaker 1: at all. I was already preemptively like.
Speaker 3: Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 1: Well they know how to do it, Yeah, they they
Speaker 1: know how to not make you want to kill yourself by.
Speaker 3: Being I think she was more fun to play girl,
Speaker 3: she could teleport shit like that. She was fun.
Speaker 1: I don't remember being like I remember thinking I was
Speaker 1: going to be annoyed in act and be like, oh
Speaker 1: that was fine.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm excited about the game play implications of that
Speaker 4: chain and the trailer because I'm just like.
Speaker 1: Off the air, can't I can't do like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's off the fucking sky. Dude.
Speaker 4: The discourse online sucks, man, like it. It really is unfortunate,
Speaker 4: how like the profit motive has just completely destroyed all
Speaker 4: sense of like you really just have to meet people
Speaker 4: in person and talk about the ship because.
Speaker 3: Otherwise you're just not gonna get anything.
Speaker 4: Dude, Like the discourse about like the even just even
Speaker 4: just like ask her about winning Game of the year,
Speaker 4: and like all these like uh, all these streamers were
Speaker 4: like how did Blackmith Wukong lose to this?
Speaker 3: And it's like one's more of a brother, one's more
Speaker 3: of a there. Look, look, let me say this.
Speaker 4: There are games that I play only a little bit
Speaker 4: of and I can tell this game of the year,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like I like I remember
Speaker 4: playing through a little bit of Baalder's game, being like,
Speaker 4: even though this is not my style of video game,
Speaker 4: I can tell like this no shot that any other
Speaker 4: game is going to win Game of the Year other
Speaker 4: than this one. You know, by the time, like by
Speaker 4: the time all is said and done, all the nominations
Speaker 4: are picked, and you should look through them. It's like, oh, ball,
Speaker 4: this kid is gonna win, like very clearly, and you
Speaker 4: can usually tell, like sometimes you can just you could
Speaker 4: just you could feel it. Eldon Ring was another one
Speaker 4: where it's just like I played that, I didn't even
Speaker 4: finish Elden Ring, and I was just like, this is
Speaker 4: clearly going to win, because this is this is next
Speaker 4: level good. I played fifteen hours of Black with Wukong.
Speaker 4: I knew for sure that it was not going one
Speaker 4: game of the year. Not that it's bad, it's fine,
Speaker 4: it's entirely good.
Speaker 1: Do you think it would have won if Astrobot didn't
Speaker 1: come out this year?
Speaker 4: No, I actually I actually think I think it would
Speaker 4: have been Metaphor, And then after Metaphor, I think it
Speaker 4: might have been seven seven remake or what is it,
Speaker 4: Reworth or or at Bollattro actually because blotro is a
Speaker 4: fucking sensation. And then I think, and then I think
Speaker 4: it's Black with Wukong and then shadowed the urgery because
Speaker 4: it really shouldn't be there. I'm still really annoyed that
Speaker 4: even that's even there.
Speaker 3: If I, if I be honest, I think Shadow would
Speaker 3: have won. If it was a frash robot. I think
Speaker 3: Shadow probably would have won. It shouldn't be there. I agree,
Speaker 3: you guys shouldn't be there. If they let it, if
Speaker 3: they let it be there, it's there, you know, I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess for me, it's just taking up a spot
Speaker 4: that could be like I could think of, like at
Speaker 4: least I could think of a handful of other games
Speaker 4: that probably should have been there. I could I think
Speaker 4: of like even something like Stellar Blade could have been there,
Speaker 4: or Hell Divers. Was Hell Divers not being there is
Speaker 4: very confusing to me because that was a genuinely massive. Dude,
Speaker 4: that's the first Sony that is the first Sony multiplayer
Speaker 4: game that splashed in that way.
Speaker 3: That was their like Halo moment. It was crazy.
Speaker 4: Everybody was talking about it. It was the biggest fucking thing
Speaker 4: in the world.
Speaker 3: Well it was.
Speaker 4: It was made by Arrowhead, who I think works I
Speaker 4: don't think they owned. They don't own Arrowhead, but they
Speaker 4: work really closely with them. Because I think Hell Divers
Speaker 4: won was also PC and uh PlayStation because it wasn't
Speaker 4: on Xbox I know that, but yeah, man, and that
Speaker 4: being excluded even Space Marine two.
Speaker 3: Who was fucking that game? So cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're making the tou Rock games.
Speaker 3: You know that. What Okay, that's the cho that's so like.
Speaker 4: That kind of changed my mind entirely, just like okay,
Speaker 4: because I was like, oh, ship they're making that. That's okay.
Speaker 4: Well I don't know if I'm sold on that quite yet,
Speaker 4: but that's cool.
Speaker 3: It's Christian Boner music bro, Christian Space Marines. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just it's so weird, man, I I'm really
Speaker 1: I don't I wonder what the politics were to what
Speaker 1: were the motivations to say for shadow the or tree
Speaker 1: and and some other things that were definitely not on
Speaker 1: there that should have been on there. Like to me,
Speaker 1: I totally agree with the black you just have to choose.
Speaker 3: You just have to choose stuff. You know, you have
Speaker 3: to choose, you have to choose things.
Speaker 1: But I feel like there's some things that are pretty
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been like to me, like it. That's the
Speaker 1: thing that's weird. It's it's when there are some clear
Speaker 1: other like say, like you said.
Speaker 3: Would I say it's better than those games you brought up.
Speaker 3: It's not a game. It's not a game.
Speaker 1: You can't the game I agree. I agree with you
Speaker 1: one hundred. I think that you're just completely I still
Speaker 1: agree with you every word you're saying. It's like you're allowed. Yes,
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3: Finishing My thing is that like, if it's if you allow,
Speaker 3: if you're gonna allow DLC in a place where it
Speaker 3: probably shouldn't be, But if it's there, then that game
Speaker 3: has to be up there. It's amazing, is fantastic. But
Speaker 3: your argument, you're thing is that you don't think it
Speaker 3: should be there, So what do we do? So my
Speaker 3: argument is that, like I guess, like I just I
Speaker 3: think it's better than the things that you Maybe not
Speaker 3: how diverse, but I think I'm in I'm in a
Speaker 3: mythed space where I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, it's not a game. I know that that's what
Speaker 4: I'm I don't know what we're talking.
Speaker 3: I agree with you. I just don't think there's anybody.
Speaker 3: But if you open, if you open that door, unfortunately
Speaker 3: to that place, I think I think in Aldermen DC
Speaker 3: would have to unfortunately be allowed in a toxic game
Speaker 3: of the year.
Speaker 1: But wait, what do we wait?
Speaker 3: Hold on? I really just I just don't understand. I
Speaker 3: just don't if.
Speaker 4: If the door was opened to let me just if
Speaker 4: the door was open to include DLC as a nomination
Speaker 4: for Game of the Year, yeah, then it should be
Speaker 4: open to being game of being nominated for Game of
Speaker 4: the Year.
Speaker 3: That's like, that's redundant. I know it is redundant.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, Like, I don't think there's
Speaker 1: any reason to philosophize over it when we all agree
Speaker 1: that it just there should just be a caveat of that.
Speaker 3: It need should just be an actual game.
Speaker 1: It used to be a game, and it can't be
Speaker 1: You can't if I would even maybe give it a
Speaker 1: pass if it's like, hey you can play this fucking
Speaker 1: thing if you and like like we said blood Dragon
Speaker 1: or whatever, yeah, if it was a standalone DLC, then yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like something like that to whards like I just download.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where I'm like, bro, you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't have to purchase something else to play that.
Speaker 1: That just that I feel like it should be a
Speaker 1: simple There aren't very many rules, right, just it has
Speaker 1: to come out within this year and then it has
Speaker 1: to be a game.
Speaker 4: Like there's it's particularly egregious this year because there are
Speaker 4: other games that really clearly belong there, Like I think
Speaker 4: Hell Divers belong there.
Speaker 3: Like I don't think I don't.
Speaker 4: You can make an argument about Cellar Blade or like
Speaker 4: Space Marine whatever, but like Hell Divers was unequivocally a
Speaker 4: game this year that kind of shook everything up, and
Speaker 4: I would say a big deal.
Speaker 1: I'd say Hell Divers too for sure, above the other
Speaker 1: two that you said, like Stellar Blade and uh yeah
Speaker 1: yeah Wishy watching for me, Yeah, it's I didn't see
Speaker 1: the amount of because like even with the like Black
Speaker 1: Myth where the people like they're like, oh I didn't
Speaker 1: I'm like, but you you felt it. So many people
Speaker 1: didn't fucking play it, dude.
Speaker 3: Got like in mid eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Every other game on that list is like ninety mid nineties. Yeah,
Speaker 4: nine lowest.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people that either didn't play
Speaker 1: it or they didn't finish it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean there's people that are just like, I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: I kind of got bored after a while. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: there's like a hundred bosses and they're like after a while,
Speaker 1: they're like I kind.
Speaker 3: Of get it, and the lore.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for a lot of people actually, even including myself,
Speaker 1: wasn't nearly as interesting it was. It was interesting I
Speaker 1: guess that's the wrong word captivating.
Speaker 3: I guess to where like I'm like, yeah, that was fun,
Speaker 3: but I.
Speaker 1: Don't really care about the mystery of Like when you
Speaker 1: watch YouTubers that really try to piece things together and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, man, that's really fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if that's me being.
Speaker 4: Racist, probably black people going is entirely good. It's fine,
Speaker 4: like there's nothing, there's nothing, there's not. It's not like
Speaker 4: fucking bad Rats or like some piece of ship.
Speaker 3: Bad Rat is a fun game dogs, but it's fun
Speaker 3: as fun.
Speaker 4: But like, dude, no, let's let's let's be let's be serious.
Speaker 4: I will say this year, I wasn't sure what was
Speaker 4: going to win, and I felt like when I played
Speaker 4: Astrobot and when I platinumed it, I was like, that's
Speaker 4: my game of the year, easily. But I think there
Speaker 4: could have been a I look at Metaphor, and I
Speaker 4: think that's possible.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. I don't like I don't like
Speaker 3: those games. I would like upset.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I could see it, I could see it happening.
Speaker 3: I would have been mad, but I would have had
Speaker 3: to do it. Oh, Astrobot.
Speaker 1: I feel like when I look at people celebrating video
Speaker 1: games I had not seen that was the most glowing
Speaker 1: response I've seen in a very long time. Look, obviously
Speaker 1: Bob's K three was something, but like seeing people celebrate
Speaker 1: Astrobot in a way that because I didn't play I
Speaker 1: don't have PS five, Yeah, but it was just like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: this game must be really fucking good because I haven't
Speaker 1: seen I didn't see people. People are having fun with
Speaker 1: hell Divers too, but they're not being like this is
Speaker 1: the most amazing, Like this is such a like an really,
Speaker 1: what what is hell Divers to is fucking Starship Troopers? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just fun to do that exactly. It's great. But Astrobot,
Speaker 1: I I get, like, how do you not get it?
Speaker 4: It's confusing to not understand. Yeah, I think and and
Speaker 4: I think it's it's exposed a lot of people because
Speaker 4: it's like, these aren't people who play video games. These
Speaker 4: are people who play video game these are people who
Speaker 4: it's like I play Apex. I've played ape in Fortnite
Speaker 4: for the last fifteen years, and I played Wukong and
Speaker 4: only Wukong, And like, I think it clearly should have
Speaker 4: won Game of the Year, even though it's the only game. Dude,
Speaker 4: I played all of these games. Actually, it's like I played.
Speaker 4: I even played like I think two hours of Metaphor,
Speaker 4: and I was like, no, this is not this is
Speaker 4: not for me. But even when I was playing it,
Speaker 4: I was like, this is probably gonna be a Game
Speaker 4: of the Year contender because I just know based on
Speaker 4: the people who love that kind of stuff, how that
Speaker 4: game hit them, and just the style of it is,
Speaker 4: like I could tell like, this is this is in content,
Speaker 4: this is in the running. I thought Hell Divers would
Speaker 4: have been obviously in the running because it's just what
Speaker 4: a splash it was. I think Astrobout was obvious.
Speaker 3: I think if a whole stupid thing about the PSN
Speaker 3: shit for PC, I think probably went.
Speaker 4: I really think it really just came down to politics
Speaker 4: about er Tree. I think if er Tree wasn't there,
Speaker 4: I think Hell Divers would have obviously been there, because
Speaker 4: I don't think any other game would have justified being there.
Speaker 4: Really like celebrates good h There are other games too,
Speaker 4: like and there's some games that come out allwardly late
Speaker 4: where they're not I don't know why we don't do
Speaker 4: these in January, but like there that come because like
Speaker 4: Indiana Jones probably should have been there in realistic terms,
Speaker 4: because it is that it is really fucking good. Even
Speaker 4: Marvel Rivals like could have you know, I don't know
Speaker 4: really stuff, possibly could have won some multiplayer stuff for sure,
Speaker 4: but like.
Speaker 1: No, it's just it's that's how late. That's why it's
Speaker 1: so stupid. That's what the Oscars, that's what other every
Speaker 1: other war show does that essentially, Yeah, the.
Speaker 4: Oscars because they do it like from February or March.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's in the first quarter of the year
Speaker 1: and it's the prior year, so you can at least
Speaker 1: include everything that came out December.
Speaker 3: So it's it's a little.
Speaker 1: Weird that it's like that, but hey, this really comes
Speaker 1: down to developers needing to figure out, like how is
Speaker 1: it possible you can drop it right before?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Can you can you drop a shit in November? You
Speaker 1: know it would be smart if you want to be included, right,
Speaker 1: but ultimately, you know who cares at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. Really you just want to put out a
Speaker 1: good game, right for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's like do you think names the names real quick.
Speaker 1: Do you do you think no matter what, g T
Speaker 1: A six will win Game of the Year, no matter.
Speaker 3: What, Well, yes, unless unless a game that comes what
Speaker 3: else is coming out next year? That's like, oh, there's
Speaker 3: kind of a lot what like, But it's gonna be compared.
Speaker 4: To compared to six, Probably not a lot because g
Speaker 4: A six is like a behemoth. But there's also a
Speaker 4: chance this is it could be like really disappointing. It'll
Speaker 4: it'll be successful, It'll be like absolutely successful. It could
Speaker 4: it could make a like billions of dollars on the
Speaker 4: first day, which it probably will. But whether or not
Speaker 4: it's like it's good, that's another question. I think it
Speaker 4: will be because I think too much is writing on
Speaker 4: it for it to not be.
Speaker 3: I haven't played a terrible g T A game, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. There's no not decent at least
Speaker 3: pretty decent one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't think of I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be. I want everything about it to
Speaker 1: be day and tramp everything.
Speaker 3: That would would be against Rockstar. They're very they're very
Speaker 3: like a conc like it's they they're meant to insult
Speaker 3: all that dumb ship. That's what they do. People just
Speaker 3: don't pay attention the media, dude. So they're like they're like,
Speaker 3: this is dumb, and it's like, do you not understand
Speaker 3: that the most piece of ship person is a racist
Speaker 3: piece of shape, even.
Speaker 4: Even in g T A four with the radio where
Speaker 4: that had some of the most out of pocket radio
Speaker 4: in the way, the g T four radio stations are
Speaker 4: the best. They're so good, but they say like really
Speaker 4: off color, like offensive ship, but like the people that
Speaker 4: are the joke are the people saying it. And it's
Speaker 4: just like I really hope, I really hope they don't
Speaker 4: shy away from that stuff. I really hope they're they
Speaker 4: they keep their edge a little bit.
Speaker 3: They didn't, they didn't rot, they didn't red.
Speaker 4: Dead too a lot, So what do you mean radio
Speaker 4: station radio?
Speaker 3: But like just the comments of people that are fucking morons, yeah,
Speaker 3: and Arthur being like.
Speaker 4: You're crazy, you jam like a metal rod in your
Speaker 4: horse's head, Like I think I hear a fucking graylephones.
Speaker 3: Courses falls over it, and authors like you're a fucking idiot,
Speaker 3: you damn stupid, awesome type of dummy.
Speaker 1: Aren't your horse?
Speaker 3: Get up, twinkle, we got wanna hear k rose rolls as.
Speaker 3: It's don't turn you into glue soon. It's like, I
Speaker 3: know that this what even is that it's glue.
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy that if you blend a horse it
Speaker 4: just becomes glue?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not exactly, No, it turns into an actual gallon
Speaker 1: of Elmer's glue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you blend enough, you take digging there to
Speaker 3: take down Like it's not how I just realized. That's why.
Speaker 1: I just realized.
Speaker 4: That's why the horses on the on the logo for Elmers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know if it is a horse,
Speaker 1: it's a horse, little pony.
Speaker 3: It looks like a rainbow dash. Damn dude. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: pulled that one. I was like, shit, that was like
Speaker 3: I was like, no, rainbow das and that's it. I
Speaker 3: know that one.
Speaker 1: I've heard that name a lot.
Speaker 3: I know too. Maybe what's the other one.
Speaker 1: What's another one?
Speaker 3: You don't know? It's Apple something something Apple?
Speaker 1: I know that that's it, Apple Products, it's.
Speaker 3: My son, Apple Products. It's hit the fun out of here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Let me just say, uh, I'll worry this one and
Speaker 4: then we'll go and then we'll start reading the name.
Speaker 4: Slowed down scatman is just Joe Biden wrote in he says,
Speaker 4: hey Gwidod, Hey gould O, Jason raccoom. I just thought
Speaker 4: you'd want to know that John ben A Ramsey. So
Speaker 4: this is a confusing one because I don't remember this
Speaker 4: exactly being said, but it's being it's written out here,
Speaker 4: so it must have been said in some way. I
Speaker 4: just want to just want you to know that John
Speaker 4: ben A Ramsey is not the woman Bill Clinton had
Speaker 4: sex with.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: She was a six year old girl who got murdered,
Speaker 4: probably by her brother. You guys were thinking about Monica Lewinsky?
Speaker 3: Yes we were. Did we make this word? Yes? We were?
Speaker 3: Look we did? What when was this? I don't remember
Speaker 3: these conversab I remember we're like, who's Who's Who's John?
Speaker 3: What does this person look like? And I was like,
Speaker 3: are they're like a white person? And you were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know what they look like, even though they're
Speaker 3: important history. You're like, oh, yeah, okay, you're right. Is
Speaker 3: Monica Lewinky is the one he did? Fuck? Yeah? Sense No?
Speaker 3: But did we did see? Like I don't. So here's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 1: If that happened, it was it said as a joke, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3: Because I know who Monica Lewincy.
Speaker 1: Like if if there was only there was the famous
Speaker 1: one man. But if say that happened, my brain was
Speaker 1: probably like, oh there was other girls he fucked, and
Speaker 1: so I don't even know that John Benet Ramsey or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck. So I just accept if that happened,
Speaker 1: my brain must have just accepted that, Oh sure Hillary,
Speaker 1: uh Bill Clinton fucked that girl too.
Speaker 3: That's just another one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: My thing was my mistake was I always I own
Speaker 4: I never saw John and A Ramsey written, so I
Speaker 4: only heard John.
Speaker 3: So I thought it was a guy. Sounds a good guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I said.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 4: So I'm confused by this, but like, I hope he
Speaker 4: addressed whatever the fuck happened.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's let's read our twenty five dollars patrons and
Speaker 4: get the hell.
Speaker 3: Out of here. That's Lee. No, No, I'm scared he
Speaker 3: has thrown away. It has been a while. I hope
Speaker 3: it has been a while since that just show up
Speaker 3: in there. I hope they're I hope like for some reason,
Speaker 3: John's voice actors in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the probably would be cool. I would
Speaker 1: find him back on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like his son whatver the not his son,
Speaker 4: but like descendant. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 3: That'd be cool.
Speaker 1: It's really funny because his character showing him by city,
Speaker 1: his whatever.
Speaker 3: They do interviews, like their voice actors are there. He's
Speaker 3: just John Marston. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: He doesn't put my voice like Roger Clark does a
Speaker 4: voice when he does Arthur.
Speaker 3: But like, yeah, I made myself sound a little. John's
Speaker 3: like I sound exaclyated. Is I talk? Yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 3: see the same but he doesn't use the same words,
Speaker 3: but he sounds exactly.
Speaker 1: Drying rock star.
Speaker 3: I love it. I fucking love them. Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh god that eleven so I got shot? Yeah, crazy Dutch.
Speaker 3: That's quietly. Dutchess is my dog, and my dog Dutchess
Speaker 3: is a fuck up.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we're gonna, We're gonna ring our twenty five dollars
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Speaker 1: Three two one wo Rachal.
Speaker 4: Slur a Snart tank themed tattoo of Fred Flintstone. You
Speaker 4: do not want that, oh upside down sitting all over
Speaker 4: his belly, fucking.
Speaker 3: It's like a chocolate fountain. But is this ship in front?
Speaker 3: That's a phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Get that ship here.
Speaker 4: Here's my plan for me and my sister's wedding. I
Speaker 4: want a chocolate fountain. That's just an It looks like
Speaker 4: a chocolate fountain up close, but actually when the fountain
Speaker 4: turns off, you realize it's an upside down Fred flint
Speaker 4: Center with his ass spread a game.
Speaker 3: Seventeen white people. When it spreads, when the sprays everywhere
Speaker 3: and it spells yamen amado, it splats out to the
Speaker 3: beat of yab.
Speaker 4: That's so insane, dude, imagine imagine getting fucked by a
Speaker 4: swarm of locusts. No, no, it's no big white cocks. Man,
Speaker 4: it's Emma throwing in dollars white skin.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking low like the bird the birds. So oh,
Speaker 3: I thought swarm like the fucking the locusts. And oh
Speaker 3: uh g, t A, what what.
Speaker 1: I read that wrong?
Speaker 4: I did imagine getting fucked by a I read a
Speaker 4: swarm of locusts, but it just says by swarm locusts.
Speaker 3: But like, oh so like okay, but so it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually, well, swarm locusts, right, it has a swarm that
Speaker 3: are called swarms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's the four I think, right with a swarm, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and five I think I think four and five, I
Speaker 4: actually can't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give up because as I'm looking at it, it
Speaker 4: keeps recorrecting itself. It's because now I'm seeing it. All right,
Speaker 4: this is what it's. This is what it says.
Speaker 3: Verbatim.
Speaker 4: It says, imagine getting fucked by a swarm locusts.
Speaker 3: Plural locusts. So like, I don't know. I don't know,
Speaker 3: so I think maybe it's just oh, that is interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he means a swarm of locusts you,
Speaker 4: if you means swarm locusts, A by a swarm locust God,
Speaker 4: bless you, thank you for your money.
Speaker 3: Is not supposed to be there. I think that's what
Speaker 3: it is. You've confused, that's you you've hurt.
Speaker 1: Is wrong consistently, Yeah, the answer in both situations is
Speaker 1: ultimately no.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, good job.
Speaker 4: It's raining in here, is imagine all right? It's Hamma
Speaker 4: throwing dollars, flexing being a Day one listener like a
Speaker 4: Destiny veteran flexes playing the D.
Speaker 3: One beta when sharing a bad opinion.
Speaker 4: Uh Sweeney accidentally circumcising Lily's chode with the gap in
Speaker 4: his teeth. Bussy music, d I don't know, man, bussy
Speaker 4: music a whole new meeting to a whole new meaning,
Speaker 4: a whole new meaning to scatting on her face.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Metal gear, I'm the fat man, metal gear ship man,
Speaker 4: metal gear.
Speaker 3: Tao the.
Speaker 4: Middle your Tao, but like tow is written in a
Speaker 4: different font. That's weird. It looks like it's Russian, almost Middleger.
Speaker 4: Tau the tank that shoots women in the face with nukes.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Uh, my uncle's fentanyl themed funeral. Having a themed funeral,
Speaker 4: first of all, isn't sane?
Speaker 3: That is, I mean, that's what we gotta do, right.
Speaker 4: Do you think Disney adults have like Disney themed funeral?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes they do, and I think they should all
Speaker 1: be like just bathing acid.
Speaker 3: He just douse it and just just fucking It's.
Speaker 4: Like their favorite Disney character, Acid though.
Speaker 3: Disney's Acid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember it's like.
Speaker 4: A puddle of acid. It was around the same time.
Speaker 4: It's brave, little toaster.
Speaker 3: Little puddle of acid. So not clever at all.
Speaker 1: It's a brave little puddle of acid.
Speaker 3: Bothers she loves, but she hasn't gone a while, and
Speaker 3: she's so like longing to go. She like like and
Speaker 3: I'm like Jones, like Lilian, I like Disney. But I
Speaker 3: don't want to go there more than like once every
Speaker 3: few years. I gotta see Mini mouse gets sexually harassed.
Speaker 3: I have to see it.
Speaker 4: It must be there, must be there in a witness
Speaker 4: fucking beauty.
Speaker 3: I want. I want to go. I want to go.
Speaker 3: I want to like I want to see another to
Speaker 3: I want to be there for it. There's an incident there.
Speaker 3: I don't know about the I don't know, of course.
Speaker 1: Not Lily.
Speaker 3: I can't go there anymore. They banned me for sexually
Speaker 3: assaulting the Indiana Jones impersonator.
Speaker 1: I can't go there. I can't go there the more.
Speaker 3: I'm too tall and me only let people in there
Speaker 3: if they got their colon that shot. Understand why I
Speaker 3: can't be here? Right?
Speaker 7: My colon fill out on the ride last time he'll
Speaker 7: got ripped out on Space Mountain. We've got your colon,
Speaker 7: you've going.
Speaker 3: Back with Get back here, Michale mouse back in, Michael
Speaker 3: mouse Nick. He doesn't that we kill pronounce, but he
Speaker 3: knows making the real name.
Speaker 7: Come here, Come here, Michael, give that coling back. You
Speaker 7: make my coling back off. Someone shoots in the back
Speaker 7: of your fucking head.
Speaker 4: Myna find out the sneezing so hard and your wreathrow
Speaker 4: shoots out like a nerve dart.
Speaker 3: It feels like that happens sometimes, man.
Speaker 4: Sometimes no, it does not. Sometimes I sneeze so hard
Speaker 4: and then like my whole body hurts. Yeah, like it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I sneeze so hard my arm hurt.
Speaker 4: It feels like my nervous system is being dislocated.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like your make mouth what white, white stealing,
Speaker 1: white stealing shacks colders?
Speaker 3: I guess it for money? You know you can't, you
Speaker 3: cannot rub me come back here?
Speaker 1: You got that cold board?
Speaker 3: That bucks manmatic universe expensive to a pole. That's why
Speaker 3: they stopped making movies often. Isn't that crazy? They fucking
Speaker 3: stopped They went budget. How much com go for man
Speaker 3: forty trillion dollars checks? Coldon is a well spring off, Dammit,
Speaker 3: it's a well spring. We can mix several giant niggas
Speaker 3: with DNA.
Speaker 1: That is crazy and then sucking and then Shannon's just
Speaker 1: finishing shocks.
Speaker 3: I love this ship out of it like he's freaking
Speaker 3: in the corner is on a trip.
Speaker 1: Colon before.
Speaker 3: Him, you got to cook colon.
Speaker 4: Here. Sweety's trigger words are now colon and gap Broley's
Speaker 4: sticking his berserker penis in between Sweeney's gap cat black.
Speaker 4: I was wrong and gay. I'm sorry, haven't haven't I
Speaker 4: stay stereophallx.
Speaker 3: Stereopholex m hm.
Speaker 4: Oh raw x d No, I'm not gay. Mylan just
Speaker 4: fell out like that Dutch.
Speaker 3: That's just beat. I couldn't. I couldn't make sense of
Speaker 3: that sense.
Speaker 4: Ill applies.
Speaker 3: His colon is red. It would probably be red, right,
Speaker 3: it would.
Speaker 4: It would be more red than it would be blue,
Speaker 4: I guess, I guess, or any other color whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably inflamed. It's red, for sure.
Speaker 4: It's it's if it's if you can see it, it's
Speaker 4: you can see it.
Speaker 3: There's a probo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just beat Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.
Speaker 4: Sweeney's downsy kid Peasantston wearing a flower bag. But we
Speaker 4: dressed this, We've dressed our son presents and in a
Speaker 4: burlap sack.
Speaker 3: That's that's It can only be that way.
Speaker 1: It can only be that we give them viagra pills
Speaker 1: to little.
Speaker 4: Boy God that's not a name. That's just how I
Speaker 4: actually feel. Domination Von the dead. We all look at
Speaker 4: the same moon.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 3: My friend told I heard that from I heard that
Speaker 3: one away from some girl from like, uh, some girl,
Speaker 3: and it was like, my boyfriend told me that like
Speaker 3: the moon that we look even though we're a dance together,
Speaker 3: the moon that I look at when he looks at
Speaker 3: the the same one. And I was like, Wow, you're
Speaker 3: fucking stupid. You didn't know that. Coote idiot kill her.
Speaker 4: Bring the vaudeville gun out kill her.
Speaker 3: Somebody throw a fucking banana pie in her face that
Speaker 3: has explosives in it, so it kills her. That's a
Speaker 3: crazy way crazy. I expected. You don't even see her goodbyes,
Speaker 3: and mentally you just die abruptly. That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna die too, aren't you. Yes, if you're
Speaker 1: that close to.
Speaker 3: It's fine, dude. You gotta be able to take the damage.
Speaker 3: You gotta throw it at an immediately. Ball that just
Speaker 3: has like.
Speaker 1: All the fucking like metal like fucking plates on it,
Speaker 1: metal plates. He's dressed up in fucking typical clown attire.
Speaker 1: He's in fact work less he's a little skippy. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like fucking He's like Jared Letto's fucking joker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just has like a fucking trench coat on and
Speaker 1: it's he's like Jared leto Joker.
Speaker 4: But a skimpy clown and he has a pie explosive
Speaker 4: and he just is overkill.
Speaker 3: Oh. Absolutely, He absolutely enjoys getting hurt from the explosions.
Speaker 4: He's like setting lava on the ground and putting banana
Speaker 4: peels on the lava so people slip in the.
Speaker 3: You see a bunch of men, You're like, what's going
Speaker 3: on here? Why are they not burning? This guy is
Speaker 3: all twenty universe, but it's fucking stupids, Like this is.
Speaker 1: Gonna get him real bad.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fall in lava and slip.
Speaker 4: Slip, which is the most embarrassing. But that's yeah, that's
Speaker 4: the part. Yeah, Uh, it's uh. I listened to that
Speaker 4: Gay Been Shapiro verse every day. Mister Electric, send this
Speaker 4: inward to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis
Speaker 4: exploded immediately.
Speaker 3: I love that clip. I haven't heard that in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he spills those words out his mouth. That's why he's
Speaker 3: like saying all of them as fast.
Speaker 1: He's so upset, you know, He's like he's on a
Speaker 1: fucking mission.
Speaker 3: It's when you when you trigger someone, you get somebody
Speaker 3: really really angry and they're just trying to hurt you,
Speaker 3: you know, like they want you to feel not good.
Speaker 3: It's like me for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like you.
Speaker 4: First line of Sweater Weather by the Neighborhood is all Amazon.
Speaker 3: He's a gay man.
Speaker 4: I saw I saw Daddy reaming Santa. It's fucking beautiful
Speaker 4: to see Ben Shapiro fans gaining consciousness when he defends
Speaker 4: health insurance CEO. That was a nice little moment. They're
Speaker 4: so close, man, It's so funny how close people are.
Speaker 4: They're just like right on the It's it blows my
Speaker 4: mind that you can't see the obvious ship. Yeah, because like,
Speaker 4: how are you still watching?
Speaker 3: But whatever? Fucking amazing astronomically confusing Cogniti.
Speaker 4: Yeah, astrobot canonically banging haters with a astro cock will
Speaker 4: change your fucking name.
Speaker 3: It's been forever.
Speaker 5: Uh, that's insane.
Speaker 4: Keep switching him, but he takes a fight. We need
Speaker 4: adjuster coffeecats now, will gram pissing in Hannibal's mouth and
Speaker 4: giving him a pisscake. Fix the Patreon RSS feed? Please
Speaker 4: you think you butt fox?
Speaker 3: It seems fine to me.
Speaker 1: I don't everything. Apple is fine, Spotify is fine. Yes,
Speaker 1: the speaker app, that's fine. I don't know where you're
Speaker 1: trying to listen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: Are we saying any like is it like shifting numbers
Speaker 4: that would indicate that something's I.
Speaker 3: Mean, they've only gone on literally, So I'll stop listening
Speaker 3: because you're making it worse because you're not listening to authentically.
Speaker 4: Because I've seen these comments every now and again, like
Speaker 4: fix the RSS feed. Uh, And I just don't know
Speaker 4: what you're I just I, respectfully, I just don't know.
Speaker 3: Why don't you conscious let us know what what platform
Speaker 3: listening on and we'll go from there.
Speaker 4: One thing I will say is that one thing I
Speaker 4: will say is that one thing that I've noted and
Speaker 4: this might be true for some people though, like it
Speaker 4: would be curious for this to only be coming up now,
Speaker 4: is that I saw a report from somebody who screenshot
Speaker 4: and it said that they were using an RSS feed
Speaker 4: that was old, like because I think it.
Speaker 3: Was like the pod or do we still use podbing.
Speaker 4: We know we don't use so somebody I saw screenshot
Speaker 4: recently of like pod being slashed whatever isn't working, and
Speaker 4: it's like, if you have that plugged into RSS feed,
Speaker 4: that's not that's not the RSS feed. Yeah, we've switched
Speaker 4: speaker for.
Speaker 3: Pod being a while ago. He went to another one.
Speaker 1: Now I went to speaker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so we're on red circle before that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. Oh but I think that.
Speaker 4: Was was that it was still via podo. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: so maybe double check that. Get the new rs feed.
Speaker 4: I think it's I'm I forget how you do it
Speaker 4: because they don't do this often, but like, I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure it's available on the Patreon itself. Literally, yeah, so
Speaker 4: that might be your issue. Check it out if that
Speaker 4: fixes it. That's the only thing I can think of
Speaker 4: is maybe it's an outdated artist.
Speaker 1: I'm just really also wondering when they have the RCSP,
Speaker 1: what do they plug it into, right, because I'm just like, bruh,
Speaker 1: there are so many apps available that you could listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast in so many different areas, So I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like like, say, for I hope they're not like, damn,
Speaker 1: it's been so long since I've listened to the podcast
Speaker 1: where it's Nigga We're on YouTube runs fucking Spotify, or
Speaker 1: on Apple, We're on like, we're on everything. So even
Speaker 1: if like that one thing's not working, it's like cognitive dissonance.
Speaker 1: I listened to sometimes I listen on YouTube. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: listen on fucking Spotify. You know, it's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite podcasts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can find those just look.
Speaker 4: So I don't know, like respectfully, I think that's probably
Speaker 4: that might be an issue with some of you. Check
Speaker 4: it and to see if that's what it is if not,
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like we've I've I literally before we
Speaker 4: started the show, checked on like an incognito browser on
Speaker 4: all of these things just to make sure they work,
Speaker 4: and they're working fine.
Speaker 3: So I don't know anyway, I hope you figured out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: Death Jack, the world's fastest Mallori Fairy Noville Neuville World Champion, Ah,
Speaker 4: wake up in the morning, sucking off p Diddy? Damn
Speaker 4: Some people yeah, some people, Man, uh, how long until
Speaker 4: porn stars get Fortnite icon skins? Dude, Riley Reid skin
Speaker 4: and fucking Fortnite be insane? She quit Riley read is
Speaker 4: like the Jenna Jamison if I think my generation where
Speaker 4: it's like that is understated. She's out of the game.
Speaker 4: I think she's married and everything.
Speaker 3: There's one of the few that I know, but I
Speaker 3: don't really know any many porn stars. Yeah, I dread
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 1: You knew bitch that had hundred dudes the only fans
Speaker 1: ship and she was all like kind of talk about
Speaker 1: this kind of a disaster.
Speaker 3: In one like interaction and.
Speaker 1: One well in one day session one day that too
Speaker 1: much is just like it's too it's it's too much.
Speaker 1: But also there's women that have done way more. So
Speaker 1: it's actually kind of like warring. I guess that's that's
Speaker 1: that's obsessive. Obviously it's crazy. I'm obsessed to the average person.
Speaker 1: But if if she's trying to do like some incredible
Speaker 1: thing in the in the realm of porn, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, bitch that was like forever ago, Like there's
Speaker 1: a chick that like almost did a thousand Like that's insane.
Speaker 1: That's yes, it's insane, and it's like bitch, like you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like I could at my most sexually sexually sexual
Speaker 1: like he's having a stroke at my most corny I
Speaker 1: could not imagine someone fucking a hundred of me.
Speaker 3: That is so just what are you getting? Like, No,
Speaker 3: like me fucking like a girl fucking a hundred of me?
Speaker 3: You know, like me having sex with like a hundred
Speaker 3: of me having texted someone. That's what I'm saying. Why
Speaker 3: would you even imagine that?
Speaker 1: That's not a thing that can happen.
Speaker 3: But the idea is a hundred people like a girl
Speaker 3: fucking hundred people is like, dude, that's crazy to think
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 4: But that's crazy of itself. Why'd you make get one
Speaker 4: hundred cloones of you?
Speaker 3: Because of the fact that what I'm saying, what I'm
Speaker 3: saying is that what I'm what I'm saying is like
Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think I'm like a sexual phenomenon,
Speaker 3: but these guys probably are like a hundred sexually prepared fellows.
Speaker 1: The worst part of it is why the only interesting
Speaker 1: part about this was this chick is really fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: So first of all, she didn't even know that it's
Speaker 1: possible they can get HIV or through oral sex. She
Speaker 1: was just like like the guy. So they didn't even
Speaker 1: do a lot of vetting. They didn't vet them.
Speaker 3: They did some.
Speaker 1: Basically, the people who had like h like test or
Speaker 1: recent tests would get front of the line, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't a requirement. First and foremost insanity, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Criminal record stuff? Not necessarily requirement. So basically the people
Speaker 1: who could prove themselves had front of the line shit,
Speaker 1: but she wanted some real average people as well, and
Speaker 1: so the interview guy this was like in UK. The
Speaker 1: guy was like, aren't you worried about like contracting HIV
Speaker 1: because you know they can like they can bust in
Speaker 1: your mouth or whatever stuff like that, and she was
Speaker 1: like getting HIV through spunk?
Speaker 3: Like is that even a thing?
Speaker 1: Like you know, like howard like she like she was
Speaker 1: like getting like she didn't think, you know, obviously it's
Speaker 1: clearly she didn't think it's it is highly unlikely that
Speaker 1: you will get HIV through oral sex, but it is
Speaker 1: fucking positives, not a.
Speaker 3: Zero yeah, if you're going numbers like the so stupid
Speaker 3: as fuck.
Speaker 1: And then it was it was a bad experience because
Speaker 1: completely obviously underprepared. They were underprepared. Some people went on
Speaker 1: too long. Everybody was supposed to have five minutes, and
Speaker 1: then some people went on too long, she didn't get
Speaker 1: breaks exactly the time she wanted to get, so there
Speaker 1: was just like, look.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Like if
Speaker 3: no one's scheduling that time.
Speaker 1: She's a fucking idiot, because like, did she get sick
Speaker 1: or anything?
Speaker 3: And she she can trust anything?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But like she was very upset,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I believe this part. They
Speaker 1: showed a guy that interviewed after the fact and he
Speaker 1: they blur him out, but he was traumatized.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what happened to him?
Speaker 1: He was like shaking giving this interview, And I was like,
Speaker 1: did somebody rape him?
Speaker 3: At the I will through you. I'm getting there because
Speaker 3: I was like, if you there, you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I think I actually don't think I think you're right.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's a lot of people.
Speaker 4: I think there's a lot of people who thought in
Speaker 4: their heads, man, that sounds great, and then they go
Speaker 4: and then they're in it, and then they they're too
Speaker 4: meek to speak up and be like, actually this.
Speaker 1: Isn't my thing anymore.
Speaker 4: They're just too like I'm here now, and like I
Speaker 4: have been I have to do this and they don't
Speaker 4: want to do it.
Speaker 3: I have been there way more times than I.
Speaker 4: I'm one hundred people, So you have to figure like, dude,
Speaker 4: not all one hundred, because you have to. You have
Speaker 4: to realize too, if you're confident, If you're a confident guy,
Speaker 4: you're not going to this thing.
Speaker 1: You know, like, you don't need this, You're going for
Speaker 1: a you are a sex right or this is like
Speaker 1: say a milestone. I've never done anything that, Like, you're
Speaker 1: one of those weird people, like I've never done anything
Speaker 1: that's crazy before. I want to add this notch to
Speaker 1: my belt.
Speaker 3: It would break my heart seeing a woman getting fucked
Speaker 3: by that many people. It would make me like feel sad.
Speaker 3: I'd be like's the thing, here's the thing. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's it's and it's not even wrong to do that, right,
Speaker 3: It would just it's not it's not morally, there's nothing wrong.
Speaker 3: I think it's mega stupid. I think sorry, the way
Speaker 3: she went about it.
Speaker 4: I think a person's really built to handle that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, That's what my brain is.
Speaker 1: But like that is definitely the vagina is gonna get
Speaker 1: absolutely just that is what That's what my brain is saying.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be like what like at least like a
Speaker 1: week's worth of recovery.
Speaker 3: Like like I'm like, that's why my heart came from
Speaker 3: with is like I'm no sexual fucking leopard prowess creature,
Speaker 3: but I could fucking a hundred people, Like if I
Speaker 3: was there, if it was like ten of me, that
Speaker 3: poor girl's in trouble already. If it was just ten
Speaker 3: people like me, I'd assume. But my most like diabolically,
Speaker 3: like I gotta fuck something now, like on three of viagra,
Speaker 3: I'm going. But yeah, but imagine one hundred people. That
Speaker 3: is damage to you.
Speaker 1: I'm serving, Like I imagine she's, uh, I imagine she's
Speaker 1: at least somewhat seasoned, you know, to where to even
Speaker 1: even to attempt a hundred You can't be like I've
Speaker 1: had sex three times ahead.
Speaker 3: Imagine a pretty season.
Speaker 1: So like I just think the way because if everything
Speaker 1: would have went swimmingly, if everything would have been great,
Speaker 1: I think she would have been like that fucking ruled right.
Speaker 1: It just her dumb ass not planning things out meticulously,
Speaker 1: which obviously you have to in a situation like that.
Speaker 1: It was it was fifty to fifty. It's either gonna
Speaker 1: be good or bad, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: but most I would say, actually, let's say thirty seventy,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would, I would say, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think everybody involved in this story is fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: It's stupid, like stupid.
Speaker 4: The hundred guys you lined up for this are freaks.
Speaker 4: This woman's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, being in a room full of one hundred guys
Speaker 1: that are probably all naked and jacking off, you know,
Speaker 1: like getting ready getting fucked. No, they're probably they're probably
Speaker 1: didn't have that.
Speaker 3: I think they had.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they were on their own, they had to
Speaker 1: pop their own pills, and they just had a jack. Like,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm not I'm not dude. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be in a room with other guys with
Speaker 1: hard decks and also hearing them like that's my that's
Speaker 1: my big thing. I don't like hearing dudes mown. That
Speaker 1: shit turns me off so fast that it bothers me,
Speaker 1: like pretty propellent. Like there's just I think it's people.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of I've experienced a repellent
Speaker 3: repell What I thought out of the room, What do
Speaker 3: you think means? Like, I've been in situations where I'm, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go do this. Sounds like a good idea,
Speaker 3: and then I go do it and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: probably shouldn't have done that. That's happened to me a
Speaker 3: lot of times. Not a lot of times, but like,
Speaker 3: same situations. I talked about one of them already, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm just like, I just I it's not not
Speaker 3: that one, but sort of know they were like yes, okay,
Speaker 3: so a couple of them then yeah, it's like I
Speaker 3: just you gotta sometimes you gotta just be like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'll just go beat my dick. Maybe I'll
Speaker 3: just maybe I'll just go, look, do this.
Speaker 1: My situations weren't crazy. It was just like like one
Speaker 1: of them a girl was I should have known better.
Speaker 1: It was just oh she was she she worked on
Speaker 1: the show on Netflix, so she was on set for
Speaker 1: like fucking twelve hours, right, and then so she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I come over?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you're fucking like you want to go
Speaker 3: home first? Maybe shower? You know, like you literally were
Speaker 3: working all day to shower off at the house, my house.
Speaker 3: I guess should have she didn't have. She like she
Speaker 3: haven't changed. It wasn't like that. It wasn't like, oh
Speaker 3: you know, it was like it was just if she's
Speaker 3: coming over, the if you girls come over to fuck me,
Speaker 3: you know, like I definitely like it was just more
Speaker 3: of like I'm bring clothes, No, no, bring clothes? Are
Speaker 3: like you take a shower. You know.
Speaker 1: If she would have thought ahead in that way, that
Speaker 1: would have been great, you know, like, but it's one
Speaker 1: of those things. You also don't want to be fucking
Speaker 1: rude and be like, hey, bitch, I need you to shower, uh,
Speaker 1: because at a.
Speaker 3: Certain point that could ruin the mood where you know,
Speaker 3: it was one.
Speaker 1: Of those things where I'm just like all right, but
Speaker 1: you want to hop in the shower, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to have a shower by yourself.
Speaker 3: It's like before you want to have yourself. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Like the implication is just like.
Speaker 1: Oh, wow, okay, but yeah, I mean I wish I
Speaker 1: was more of a dick like that. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: retroactively it doesn't matter anymore, but back then, if.
Speaker 3: Those moments, I wish I was more certa.
Speaker 1: A shower, Like take a shower, you stupid bitch, you stink,
Speaker 1: like you should be able to say that, like you
Speaker 1: should and not feel like I'm gonna hurt this girl's
Speaker 1: feelings because that's a really sensitive subject or whatever.
Speaker 4: But that was, like I gotten you have to be
Speaker 4: more assertive sometimes, like I I hollowed out the bottom
Speaker 4: of my shower, uh, my my bathtub and haven't had
Speaker 4: like a trapdoor with like spike pits for people who
Speaker 4: like stunk.
Speaker 3: That is, so they're showering and then they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they fall and then they fall, all right. Uh,
Speaker 4: some stupid pussy asked me to ask you all why
Speaker 4: the RST for the podcast is fused.
Speaker 1: I found this and I was grinning. I was had
Speaker 1: a huge, big, big meat.
Speaker 3: He stinks.
Speaker 1: One of that guy whereas it's a football one, his
Speaker 1: ash is kind of showing and there's like there's like
Speaker 1: a trainer or something like it looks like he's jacking
Speaker 1: him off and you can see the top of his ass.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see that he's getting a cramp out? Probably,
Speaker 3: but like that's the.
Speaker 1: Way that it looks, is like he's definitely jacking this
Speaker 1: guy off, and you can see his ass the of
Speaker 1: Lebron as an adult, and is still.
Speaker 4: Referred to as kid Flashed Andy's in Our Back and
Speaker 4: str and Forever Dandy ritual.
Speaker 1: Louis Armstrong playing Shadow of the Hedge Hump. Louis Arsha sogning,
Speaker 1: You're at a time, Fuck you, Tim Knuckles, you're black
Speaker 1: and hope everybody fit.
Speaker 3: The Knuckles You're black? You see the movie? Oh, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: I saw people I saw. I might have been like
Speaker 4: an early preview or watch.
Speaker 3: It probably, but I don't give a I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I didn't wat the seconde yet. I'm gonna watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only saw the first one. I actually don't
Speaker 1: remember if I finished it.
Speaker 3: I think I did.
Speaker 4: You probably did, and it probably just was not memorable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I didn't. They're not bad. I didn't dislike it.
Speaker 3: I'm not like I have to watch it.
Speaker 1: I personally never gave a funk about so Sonic in
Speaker 1: that way I liked. I'm I feel like a fucking
Speaker 1: old guy, like I'm a I'm a I am, you.
Speaker 3: Know, a millennial in the way that you're late Sonic
Speaker 3: and Knuckles was it for me? You're an early gen
Speaker 3: millennial you're a proto millennial.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I did play the one on Dreamcast,
Speaker 1: but I also was like, I don't like this three
Speaker 1: D ship. It was just it just kind of it's
Speaker 1: not I was not saying it was. It was a
Speaker 1: little JANKI but it was like, to me, the pinnacle
Speaker 1: of Sonic and Knuckles. I was so good, Like playing
Speaker 1: the fucking what was that game?
Speaker 3: The media? I don't know that was cool Sonic Media.
Speaker 1: You're asking media sixteen seventeen. That was cool as ship.
Speaker 1: That was like pretty much it was Sonic one, two
Speaker 1: and three pretty much. Yeah, just all meshed together. It
Speaker 1: was really cool. I love that anyway.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm sure the other like Sonic Frontier Doll
Speaker 3: actually it was probably really good. But I just don't care.
Speaker 3: I just I can't play a Sonic game again. I
Speaker 3: have love for Sonic. You don't want to be tasting anymore.
Speaker 3: I get it. I like Sonic. I think he's cool.
Speaker 4: I just don't, you know, swing canonically blasting a unicorn child,
Speaker 4: an unborn unicorn blasting in an unborn child in carab Okay, Caribbeans,
Speaker 4: I don't know. Stop, Why are showing that it's perfect
Speaker 4: it's such a shithead.
Speaker 1: You're to me.
Speaker 3: This is not the funniest thing fucking ever, actually ever,
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 4: Every recorman's funnier than that. It's funnier with the sound
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Speaker 4: kind of makes that clip to be honest. Heath Smoker
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Speaker 4: A crazy fucking shot, dude, It's that is outrageous.
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Speaker 4: He sent me that clip because Kendrick Kendrick punching Drake's
Speaker 4: colon out his asshole, scatting in the Holy Ghost as
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Speaker 3: Uh?
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Speaker 4: mister pants. I want to see Ben Shapiro get gang
Speaker 4: raped by clowns, Jay clowns. Fuck face, Yeah, I want
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Speaker 3: Holy shit. I am never going back.
Speaker 1: You damn right.
Speaker 3: Once you taste it. Man, it's like.
Speaker 4: You're going back to ads on YouTube. It's sucking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as possible, even I do it now.
Speaker 3: I can't have ads. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I Also they're getting tricky with the ad blockers.
Speaker 1: YouTube's trying to like go hard on the paint's been.
Speaker 3: In a while because ever since I've had over a
Speaker 3: year and they were like already, like really Anti had already.
Speaker 3: They were like, you can't have add black Horn and watch.
Speaker 3: I'm like fucking yeah. To me, I'm like, don't matter.
Speaker 3: I've I've had YouTube back when it was YouTube bread.
Speaker 3: You know what a terrible name. Man, crazy. I was like,
Speaker 3: how the fuck did they not sheltered? Are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like for real, it's just so dumb, so crazy. Not
Speaker 3: one person said anything.
Speaker 4: Because well, the thing is, it's just like nobody wants
Speaker 4: to be the one. It's like, doesn't that sound a
Speaker 4: little bit like red Tube the porn the time.
Speaker 3: Just backwards essentially.
Speaker 4: It's YouTube bread, But I want to red Tube.
Speaker 3: You read dube was evan in a while? Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: like it's been well over ten years for me. Yeah probably. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I go like I've gone to red Tube.
Speaker 4: Maybe the like if all the links are down and
Speaker 4: I'm like maybe maybe read to maybe there's a hell
Speaker 4: Mary here medtube.
Speaker 1: There was a there was another one.
Speaker 3: The idea is there should be you porn.
Speaker 10: You remember that there's ex x video, Porn's YouTube, you
Speaker 10: pour red Tube, there's red there's there's obviously poorn up
Speaker 10: the classic, there's red Tube.
Speaker 3: You porn x video ex Hampster was another one Hamster Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I think those are all the there's one
Speaker 3: and the bank Bang that was like the one I
Speaker 3: had that was like my spank bang. That was my
Speaker 3: personal special drove.
Speaker 1: That's why I saw Dragon Ball Super Dragon Balls Broy
Speaker 1: a day after it came on there I was gonna
Speaker 1: beat off and I was like, oh, Ship Broy's on here.
Speaker 3: The one I watched the whole movie.
Speaker 4: The one that looks funny is is X and x
Speaker 4: X because it's just blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's it's it looks it's video, but it's blue.
Speaker 1: X in x and x X.
Speaker 3: I think is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's called I'm not Super x x X I put
Speaker 1: I typed in X and x X and Google suggestions.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the second thing is, but the
Speaker 1: first one says mom and son.
Speaker 3: Just it says mom and son. Okay, weird. I I
Speaker 3: should that say? Look god blass. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Is that like a porn star?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: I wonder that site looks really funny because it looks
Speaker 4: it but it looks blue in the same way that like,
Speaker 4: I don't even know, it feels like an.
Speaker 3: Old blue like Sonics blue.
Speaker 4: It's just weird branding. It's just weird site design X anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's very funny looking. Uh got a two month free Okay,
Speaker 4: I hope the ten grand was worth it, you burger flipping.
Speaker 3: Piece of ship. Fagged? Did they get the money? I
Speaker 3: thought they didn't. I don't know what they got, like
Speaker 3: I would was getting, like.
Speaker 4: Maybe just got they maybe maybe got tend like all right,
Speaker 4: all right, we don't kill us.
Speaker 1: Yeah fun god damn it.
Speaker 3: Yeah accidentally fine probably whatever, Well that's crazy. He really
Speaker 3: they stitched. They were like, I'm gonna get money.
Speaker 1: For there we go tube eight tube eight yeah, because
Speaker 1: I remember I was like, there's another tube.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about put in tube porn and then
Speaker 3: I remember it just an eight ball, right, I think,
Speaker 3: so those cylinders are really going on it. I love
Speaker 3: too porn. You know what, I haven't been on in
Speaker 3: literally ten years. Uh funked. It's been a long time,
Speaker 3: never going back to the fun. I think I'm done.
Speaker 4: I thought it was so funny to me, but I'm
Speaker 4: curious to me, like the content on E fun would updates,
Speaker 4: so sele that like I got into a normal habit
Speaker 4: of waiting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, years, I was curious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I at a certain point I just
Speaker 1: never went back. And I was like, fuck, it's been
Speaker 1: too long. I literally it's been ten years or like
Speaker 1: it was twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen. I remember I was
Speaker 1: living in my friend's house the last time I went on,
Speaker 1: and I haven't been on since. And I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: you can't go fuck that. Yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 1: it's still an archive, but still I he ain't gonna
Speaker 1: go back.
Speaker 3: That woman gets slapped in the face of Dick sorry,
Speaker 3: busted up and knocked that one of her teeth, and
Speaker 3: I was like, what was he crash bandicoot spinning. It's
Speaker 3: just he had like a baseball bat like Dick, and.
Speaker 4: It just but that only but that only matters in
Speaker 4: so much as how quickly you're.
Speaker 3: Swinging she did he did the ring back, she pop.
Speaker 1: She must have had a loose ass tooth from.
Speaker 3: Them must have been clearly it's clearly more lore previously
Speaker 3: because no one would have digged like that's walking around healthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I find.
Speaker 3: Interesting about that. That website.
Speaker 1: It uh, there was this like Giggly Girls, this Giggly
Speaker 1: Girl star Wars whatever.
Speaker 3: She is gonna fucking uh uh what do you call
Speaker 3: those things? Uh?
Speaker 1: With the holes, the people.
Speaker 3: The dicks, gloryholes. I couldn't remember.
Speaker 1: A gloryhole. And she was just like the giggliest girl
Speaker 1: in porn or something like that. And like I was
Speaker 1: watching it and it wasn't necessarily funny, but it was interesting.
Speaker 1: But it made me realize, this is so much better
Speaker 1: than like like because you know, I said I hate
Speaker 1: dudes and hearing them and ship and then this basically
Speaker 1: eliminates them, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, this is kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Actually, I was like, I was like, I think I
Speaker 1: found something that I can actually work with. I felt
Speaker 1: like this can like fucking back up on it and
Speaker 1: ship and the guy's gone.
Speaker 3: You gotta start doing glory holes, start doing glory holes.
Speaker 3: I guess I should. I should really specialize gloriholes from
Speaker 3: now on.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he shout out, anybody know any glorios.
Speaker 3: Come to George Lucas's gloryhole in porium?
Speaker 1: Which emporium? If he had that wall, I would totally go.
Speaker 4: I just I have to see what's a building that's
Speaker 4: falling apart?
Speaker 3: Be like fucking like C three p o dicks or
Speaker 3: something at least.
Speaker 1: Of drug adult people making fucking Star Wars quotes of
Speaker 1: the sucking your day.
Speaker 3: Come on down.
Speaker 4: You see that photo of him like eating, uh, he's
Speaker 4: like eating point express, He's.
Speaker 1: Like he's he's he's at like I think it's like
Speaker 1: a high place or he's at a food court. This billionaire.
Speaker 4: That must be a crazy experience to be in a
Speaker 4: room like that, because it's like everybody in that room
Speaker 4: knows the.
Speaker 1: Thing that he made.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like everybody, but none of them know that that's him.
Speaker 3: That's very true. Interesting, that's very true. I would have
Speaker 3: toigously like, Okay, so you said you would love to
Speaker 3: torture George. That's what literally sounded like. That's why I
Speaker 3: thought I heard I would love to talk to him.
Speaker 3: That'd be interesting, for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean it would be cool to sit I mean,
Speaker 1: clearly he doesn't mind being bothered if he does stuff
Speaker 1: like that, right, you know, is like, there's no if
Speaker 1: I was that fucking famous.
Speaker 4: There's a clip of him walking in the background of
Speaker 4: that documentary to you remember that, No, it was like
Speaker 4: it was it was a completely unrelated documentary and just
Speaker 4: like in the background George Lucas is walking into like
Speaker 4: a building, like.
Speaker 1: Actually, he's just such a normal guy.
Speaker 3: He's just like I would love to ask him what
Speaker 3: his trilogy was gonna look like. I would love to
Speaker 3: talk to him about that and then torture if he
Speaker 3: doesn't tell you. I wouldn't torture him, would just be like,
Speaker 3: you should tell me.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be Child.
Speaker 3: I was. I was gonna make a Child Yoda trilogy.
Speaker 3: His name was gonna be child.
Speaker 4: He was just gonna it was simply gonna be called
Speaker 4: kid Yoda, and it was gonna be his adventures in
Speaker 4: Daga is a little young, wasn't he was? He was
Speaker 4: as a child. He left to do political things, and
Speaker 4: then he came back when he was old.
Speaker 1: He wanted to die.
Speaker 3: He wanted to shut up you. I would watch Kid
Speaker 3: Yota the trilogy. I would. I would, I would about
Speaker 3: I would, I would. I'm lying you would shut them at.
Speaker 1: The point where I want media that's just gonna upset people,
Speaker 1: like specifically.
Speaker 3: Media is funny.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be it's gonna be wokya, it's gonna be yes.
Speaker 1: That's what that's what some devs are doing. Now, you
Speaker 1: can't you cannot. You cannot convince.
Speaker 3: Me that's awesome.
Speaker 1: You can't convince me that Intergalactic is not a fuck
Speaker 1: you to like those people? Man, what do you mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: the main character. I just probably you can't.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Your actual actress as bad as.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful, yeah a dime, and the way the way
Speaker 1: that reaction, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I really don't think she even looks that bad.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't think.
Speaker 4: There are definitely some trailers where I like, like the
Speaker 4: like Fable when that was first show, they really botched
Speaker 4: that kind of but it was an early trailer whatever. Like,
Speaker 4: I actually think she looks pretty okay. Like, I don't
Speaker 4: really see the problem.
Speaker 3: I'm not so weird. We're not weird. We're not like,
Speaker 3: we're not We're not fucking freaks.
Speaker 1: Right, let's be real, we're weird. I should take that back.
Speaker 1: We're weird, but we're not freaks. I just think the
Speaker 1: design just objectively, the way I'm looking, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is gonna really upset them. They obviously know that,
Speaker 1: so I feel like it's more of a and I'm
Speaker 1: actually at the point I'm at the point where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear it. I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: I want to hear these people chirp. But at a
Speaker 1: certain point there's a part of me I'm like it
Speaker 1: just just go. That's why I sayd GTA six. Just
Speaker 1: make it literally so woke that it's damn they were
Speaker 1: mad drum.
Speaker 4: Like, it's a Latino fucking people and it's a fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: Time one thing that bothers people more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is weird. They finally put a woman in here.
Speaker 3: I'm so woke, and so the times Western.
Speaker 4: Gaming there's so many guys already like who cares? I
Speaker 4: was like, Also, the thing to me is like, well,
Speaker 4: the thing to me is just like, imagine you're a
Speaker 4: woman who plays games, right, and you've been playing games
Speaker 4: forever playing as like male characters, and that's fine. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: it's not a problem to do that. So then like
Speaker 4: the second it's the opposite for just a little while,
Speaker 4: it's like, can I tell you what fragile?
Speaker 1: Are you what it is? It's the fear of replacement?
Speaker 3: Bullshit? Well they got fed that fun ship and now
Speaker 3: they really believe it. Well, I you know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: It's gonna happen. But like also shut the funk up,
Speaker 3: it's life.
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's people pretending to be
Speaker 4: in this hobby for money, because dude, we had this
Speaker 4: isn't new man. We've had women in video games for
Speaker 4: fucking ages.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, but now they're like unattractive ones, and
Speaker 3: I can't like a character if I can't jack.
Speaker 1: Think about Think about if if they chose so it
Speaker 1: was intergalactic, and they chose a model of so, let's.
Speaker 3: Say they didn't know who Sigourney Weaver.
Speaker 1: Is, but like they would be like, who's this Sjoorney
Speaker 1: Weaver would be cooked?
Speaker 3: Yeah if she was like thousand and.
Speaker 1: Those games came out now, like because and they like
Speaker 1: to pretend like they wouldn't do that. They would.
Speaker 3: They totally would.
Speaker 11: If Mirror's Edge, If Mirror's Edge came out, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 11: a fucking woman, if you actually get what the If
Speaker 11: t B wasn't a fucking clearly map rafter a porn actress, they'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, I hate and you're automato. This game is
Speaker 3: so dumb.
Speaker 4: It's like course of course they're they're It's predictable too,
Speaker 4: That's what's the shame.
Speaker 3: Like, I remember streaming the game wards the serious thing.
Speaker 4: It's crazy because the sear thing's specifically insane because she's pretty,
Speaker 4: so like, I don't attracted, So that didn't I didn't
Speaker 4: under I will say I didn't predict that angle.
Speaker 1: I thought people were gonna be more.
Speaker 4: Upset, like it's a woke witcher because they made a
Speaker 4: female fucking witcher. I undernote, because to find her unattractive
Speaker 4: or like particularly unattracted to the point to point it
Speaker 4: out was so beyond impossible to me. I actually remember
Speaker 4: thinking like, oh, they actually like she's pretty attractive in this,
Speaker 4: you know, like like noticeably.
Speaker 3: To me, she just looked thicker, like she's stronger and
Speaker 3: older and older and well definitely older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like I feel like, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: be fun anymore, what the That's what I saw somebody
Speaker 1: say she looked like a grandma, and I was like,
Speaker 1: who's from Grandma? Looks like that? I bring her to
Speaker 1: me now. I was like Grandma's Dandon and at May
Speaker 1: and the new ones where I'm like, hey, yeah, that
Speaker 1: that ain't our at me, but so all of them,
Speaker 1: but my aunt May looks like a topographical map of
Speaker 1: the Adirondacks Jackpot. Yeah, dude, I'm so glad. I So
Speaker 1: I watched that thing all by myself. I missed it
Speaker 1: since I was late to the party, so I didn't
Speaker 1: see any discourse or anything until way after. So I
Speaker 1: watched the WITCHERD trailer, and my objective normal thoughts.
Speaker 3: I actually didn't.
Speaker 1: I literally, for some reason didn't see that there was
Speaker 1: gonna be a problem at all. When I watched that trailer.
Speaker 3: Cool it was.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's really cool. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to see what the game plays, like, Yeah, you're normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't even so what you're saying about the ugly one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course that was not even that.
Speaker 3: But even in my thought she was hot. I think
Speaker 3: I see when she took her off, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it was good.
Speaker 4: Even in my prep understanding how stupid people are that
Speaker 4: they would react negatively to it.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: Never would I have thought like, yeah, she's too unattractive,
Speaker 4: even the still image that they use to say, like.
Speaker 3: Look at what they did, like she's she's not. I
Speaker 3: was like, bro, you guys could not not.
Speaker 1: Told this girl even if like I'm like you, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're wives or girlfriends or whatever they end up with,
Speaker 1: they're going to look fifteen times worse than Serie.
Speaker 3: Doesn't this, There's no fucking way that doubt.
Speaker 1: Do you see a Sydney Sweeney is playing a role
Speaker 1: for some movie where she looks like not ultra hot, right,
Speaker 1: and then they had a picture of her like in
Speaker 1: a bikini or something like unflattering, yeah, and then just
Speaker 1: a sea of people's ship on her, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is this isn't I was like, these are the
Speaker 1: same people, These are the exact same people that are
Speaker 1: saying serial looks ugly.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you, guys, people have always been dumb about
Speaker 4: that stuff too, like that because I see this all
Speaker 4: the time where it's just like, oh my god, she's
Speaker 4: can't believe she looks normal.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking lie, how lame.
Speaker 4: But then it's the same thing, like every time a
Speaker 4: celebrity couple breaks up or something, it's like, oh, I
Speaker 4: can't believe she ever got with this guy, and it's
Speaker 4: just Sabrina Carpenter in her perfect like most made up
Speaker 4: most like perfect the guy and I'm.
Speaker 3: Just a guy that's joker technically yea yeah, And so
Speaker 3: like you have to what you have to.
Speaker 1: It's like, fucking uh, Beyonce get cheated on, like by
Speaker 1: that fucking mutant. Fucking but this is what But no,
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm talking about Beyonce.
Speaker 4: That's I've never heard him.
Speaker 3: Called that before at all. But I understand the repersent.
Speaker 3: I understand.
Speaker 4: But that's the thing.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's like Beance, it's Arita Carbenter look normal.
Speaker 3: They're normal looking people.
Speaker 4: They're not like, there's not there's not exceptionally like they
Speaker 4: put makeup on and they dress like in million dollar
Speaker 4: clothes and then they're put next to like normal people.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I can't believe. I can't believe this
Speaker 3: person had the nerve to cheat on that person. It's like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck talking? Are you stupid? There's the prestige.
Speaker 3: I'm not for prestige, just like you're dumb for doing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, well you're done for doing it in general.
Speaker 4: Get caught, but you're done for doing it. You're done
Speaker 4: for doing in general. But the the the conversation is
Speaker 4: always like he looks normal, she looks fucking perfect.
Speaker 3: I got news for you.
Speaker 1: They don't understand. It's one of the reasons why, like say, men,
Speaker 1: when when men look stunningly handsome, uh, you'll celebrate them
Speaker 1: more because it's very little makeup or something on it.
Speaker 1: Then like say, like there's a lot of women that
Speaker 1: are just as beautiful as a really handsome man, but
Speaker 1: women usually always have makeup on, so you can't really
Speaker 1: to see that.
Speaker 3: That often, right, I agree, I think, I think, I think,
Speaker 3: especially in modern time, I think that was the thing
Speaker 3: prior probably a little little before, may be putting on
Speaker 3: makeup out the fucking ass. Male movie stars make that
Speaker 3: like male attracted people, they put on fucking they well,
Speaker 3: of course they once upon a time it was much
Speaker 3: less so, but now they fucking they put them.
Speaker 1: A lot of them sit on there's a lot of
Speaker 1: brush stuff like look, there's.
Speaker 3: There's also fun.
Speaker 1: There's also a lot of things that people don't understand about,
Speaker 1: like what makes someone even attractive in the first place.
Speaker 1: Where one of the reasons I say, like Sidney Sweeney,
Speaker 1: one of the reasons why people like hers so must
Speaker 1: not just because oh, big tits and everything, but also
Speaker 1: there's a if you're using sliders and like when you
Speaker 1: were creating a character, she has a like her symmetry
Speaker 1: is really good, Like, so her eyes aren't too far apart,
Speaker 1: they're not too close together. She doesn't have a bulbousing
Speaker 1: fucking force. You know how people have like something unique
Speaker 1: about them, Like my forehead actually has like there's things
Speaker 1: unique about me. But somebody's making a slider. They're making
Speaker 1: everything just very symmetrical and nothing's protruding too much, and
Speaker 1: people value that as like, oh, that's beautiful. And so
Speaker 1: if you look at her, stray your face and see
Speaker 1: like she's a very pretty person.
Speaker 3: And then now we put her.
Speaker 1: On a pedestal because she's famous and she has big
Speaker 1: tits and so now you see everything together and now
Speaker 1: people act like she's kind of like a goddess.
Speaker 4: And she also and there's the makeup on top of that,
Speaker 4: and then they'res and the expensive the money, the money,
Speaker 4: the money.
Speaker 3: So it's like you have all these things.
Speaker 1: That dress it up. But like there are regular people
Speaker 1: out there that are very symmetrical in that way. Their
Speaker 1: symmetry is just as good. Maybe their makeup business proceeds,
Speaker 1: but the real thing is they're not famous. Yeah, Like so, uh,
Speaker 1: people were getting weird and I didn't know people cared
Speaker 1: about Siri this much. To be honest, they're.
Speaker 3: Reacting exactly that.
Speaker 1: I'm being facetious, Like and the people that like I
Speaker 1: play Witcher and Russell and you play Witcher and then
Speaker 1: you're disrespecting the fucking lynch pin of the series. All
Speaker 1: of Wicher is based on Siri, literally the whole story.
Speaker 1: I think they're just like, is that actually true?
Speaker 3: It's the whole you played as garyl but good.
Speaker 1: I think the original books aren't, though.
Speaker 3: I think I'm pretty sure they are. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: Well, that's that doesn't need to be true, is what
Speaker 4: I'm is what I'm saying, Like, even if the books
Speaker 4: weren't based on that true, what the game clearly is
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 3: People explored. Was the games more than nobody niggas can't read?
Speaker 1: Look all due respect, is it even like I saw
Speaker 1: them in Polish? I didn't even I didn't know those books,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, But.
Speaker 3: You're not reading the vast majority of American people that
Speaker 3: are mad. Guy from Nebraska's bad about it. But but
Speaker 3: you can't. You can't even understand why the sun comes
Speaker 3: up and down? Bitch, Like you're not mad about Like,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you think the seasons come because the
Speaker 3: gods get mad at you, Like, shut the funk up, dude,
Speaker 3: Like it's just it blows my mind.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of fake gamers. You're right, but the fake.
Speaker 3: Ass niggas, stupid niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, they like Yard, but they don't know
Speaker 1: anything about out fucking They don't know anything about the universe.
Speaker 3: They don't know about Garrol. He looks cool.
Speaker 1: They just like the idea of girl because he's just
Speaker 1: this masculine, like, handsome, rugged looking dude. But they don't
Speaker 1: know anything about They don't know what a witcher is. I
Speaker 1: guarantee you, Lilax.
Speaker 4: And good Spur is the Yard dweller daft punk?
Speaker 3: Why was I thinking that too? He just said it
Speaker 3: for the brain merch daft punk.
Speaker 4: Into my asshole penetration, penetration into my asshole, into my asshole, penetration,
Speaker 4: penetration into my asshole.
Speaker 3: I don't know what song that's supposed to be there.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 4: I thought it was intergalactate planetary for for a second,
Speaker 4: but I mean to my asshole penetration penetration too, my asshole.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that's not supposed to be? It's not it?
Speaker 3: Did the person just have a brain fart?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think they They think that's daft punk. Can't you imagine?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: That was that fit way too well? It is? To
Speaker 3: follow up, is daft punk? What is daft Punk's gay
Speaker 3: name black spunk? Why would black would black cat to
Speaker 3: the spunk? What the fuck are you talking? Dig spunk
Speaker 3: on cat spunk whatever?
Speaker 4: Defeating Rabbit Sweeney with a fire hose of come, melting
Speaker 4: him like Roger Rabbit's dip Chautsu's wife isn't cannon and
Speaker 4: is a doll. Hell, mister beast, mister beast, mister curing
Speaker 4: cancer to spite Jimmy Yes, uh, Walauigi the corporate assassin,
Speaker 4: Smitchy the kid She pipkin on my Pippa possum was
Speaker 4: actually the fun was actually homeless. But now they're now
Speaker 4: they're back, Okay, welcome back, let's go, let's go, congrats,
Speaker 4: snark boys, come to Tijuana. I'll show you around. No no, uh,
Speaker 4: Sweeney flosses with his own piss. I'm just here so
Speaker 4: I don't get killed. Did you hear about Lucanus's new brother,
Speaker 4: suck on his suck suck on so dumb Star coffee.
Speaker 4: I'm wipe, and my dad left after going to prison twice.
Speaker 4: Kind of say it, Chris. Chris was right, Finish Dad
Speaker 4: is pretty funny. Roger's not annoying, as you said. I
Speaker 4: am transferm Gremlin. You off work for a month, going
Speaker 4: full hunter Biden.
Speaker 3: Nice, that's the move.
Speaker 4: Chris barely starting to read when there was a knock
Speaker 4: at the door. Derek rose to answer, OMG, WILLM. Dafoe
Speaker 4: is here? He shouted, you're writing a fan fiction and
Speaker 4: then compiling all of my voice clips to make me
Speaker 4: ultimately read a complete fan fiction.
Speaker 3: Is that was happening?
Speaker 4: That happened with the lyrics to I think imagine Dragon.
Speaker 4: It active Craig the Canadian, I'm Jimmy Olsen.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 4: It's your boy, Shawny d rest. It's your boy, Shiny
Speaker 4: and rest in peace. Jeff the Shark from Dying, UH
Speaker 4: dying from a cocaine overdose in Long Island, UH, Serprise
Speaker 4: Agent two six seven UH the Rizzler found dead after
Speaker 4: being shot twenty five times with Cumbull. It's outside of
Speaker 4: McDonald's playplace in northern New Jersey. Very specific, that's specific geographically.
Speaker 1: And is this gonna be like other Luigi? Like, is
Speaker 1: this the next Luigi? This is just what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: What is this Luigia Luigo?
Speaker 4: That's like, that's the male Luigia Louisi.
Speaker 3: Is that a bad thing? Yeah, it would be bad.
Speaker 3: It would be bad.
Speaker 1: It would that would be bullied relentlessly.
Speaker 3: What if he's like a nefarious kid, Like he's.
Speaker 4: Like, it's gonna be one you're condemning into a life
Speaker 4: of notoriety in that sense, will be a demon.
Speaker 3: Like Kaligia understanding life you're gonna live now, right, we
Speaker 3: have to make you strong. We want to turn you
Speaker 3: into a weapon. He's like he's a little fake.
Speaker 4: That one uh and one day kill Let's go one
Speaker 4: day in the middle of the street, I saw a
Speaker 4: wheelchair with a bit of blood and.
Speaker 3: And what do you think happened?
Speaker 4: I think Steve Colon to know a colon sight unseen, right,
Speaker 4: is kind of insane. Not even to assume is that like,
Speaker 4: is that meat? Is that intestines?
Speaker 3: What is that? Oh? That's a male colon. That is
Speaker 3: a male colon. Clowe Wost has happened? What happened?
Speaker 4: Getting jerked off to completion by an arcade clal machine.
Speaker 4: I paid like five hundrellars. It was not worth it.
Speaker 4: Three XO marveling at the number of old series and
Speaker 4: studios getting new entries at the TGA's and shit was crazy.
Speaker 4: It was cool, new Turak, new Okami.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be the start of the wave. Man, it's
Speaker 3: gotta be cool man. Let's go next year is looking cool?
Speaker 4: Man? We I feel like I feel like this year
Speaker 4: people are like, oh, there's no games this year, And
Speaker 4: I really feel like people only say that because there's
Speaker 4: no obvious winner. Like last year it was like obvious
Speaker 4: that Baller's Gate three would win. But in some ways,
Speaker 4: isn't that worse? Isn't that In some ways isn't it?
Speaker 4: Doesn't it speak worse for the year if there's no
Speaker 4: competition at all?
Speaker 3: Yes and no, Yes and no, because there could be
Speaker 3: great games that come out, but there's also like a
Speaker 3: rising star that you can't deny this. I wouldn't say
Speaker 3: there was no competition last year twenty twenty three, week Man,
Speaker 3: the game was great.
Speaker 4: I would say Baldy game had it like Bonners there
Speaker 4: was no part of me that, but I thought, like,
Speaker 4: but there was people.
Speaker 1: There's games that came out that people really enjoyed, like say,
Speaker 1: there were great Tiers of the Kingdom. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I finally finished it, and it's amazing, bro, like the
Speaker 3: best I ever experienced. Really, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite modern Zelda game for sure, Like it's
Speaker 4: that game is exceptional.
Speaker 3: I think it's like I finished it, I just wish it.
Speaker 4: I can't play it though. Man, that hardware, the hardware.
Speaker 1: It's it had, it was so disrespectful in that way, right,
Speaker 1: I had to have a doctor.
Speaker 3: I had to have a doc that was like, I
Speaker 3: have to play this, doctor, I have to play this
Speaker 3: when I just wanted to sit down and relaxed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you like it.
Speaker 1: I finished fucking thirty frames. Kennedy stretched down on a
Speaker 1: fourteen displayed, Bro, it's fucking I love it.
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: She took it back into uh because like the we
Speaker 1: have a fifty five and a sixty five, and so
Speaker 1: she had to take it into the into the room
Speaker 1: to play on the fifty five because it looks way
Speaker 1: too bad for sixty dude, it's rough TV.
Speaker 3: It looks fucking horrible on my television.
Speaker 4: I can't play that game on a TV. I have
Speaker 4: to play it handheld because it looks fucked. If it's not,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's so unfortunate. And I know there's a
Speaker 4: switch to League too of just like what it's going
Speaker 4: to be, and it's just like we.
Speaker 3: Don't know if it's really or not, but it looks embarrassing.
Speaker 3: It's I think.
Speaker 4: Here's why. I think it's real deep. Their company is
Speaker 4: already leaking like the form factor because they got access
Speaker 4: to it. De Brand, I think, is the one they
Speaker 4: have like the case for it and everything. So it's
Speaker 4: like and it's in line for like what that looks like.
Speaker 4: And it's like, all right, it's gonna sell a ton.
Speaker 3: It's it's going to be stronger. It's finally gonna be
Speaker 3: as good as a PlayStation four.
Speaker 4: It's gonna PlayStation four slim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like just a time, by the way, about this, right,
Speaker 3: what players four slim one Nintendo games? So they could
Speaker 3: do sixty, they could do sixty, maybe they could. Maybe.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 4: It's hard for me to care, especially now, especially now
Speaker 4: when PlayStation and Xbox are both like confirmed to me
Speaker 4: making and I think that the PlayStation is like I
Speaker 4: think Sony's like, yeah, the baseline is PS five games
Speaker 4: on portable, we'll see, which is just like, no, okay, well.
Speaker 3: What that does is this right? Is this right? Well?
Speaker 1: That does is just makes the Steam Deck have to
Speaker 1: make a better console. That's what makes me happy.
Speaker 4: Well not really because val really doesn't care well, but
Speaker 4: by nature they'll be like, oh, I guess we can
Speaker 4: make this better, and then we'll get a steam Deck
Speaker 4: that's even fucking crazier because.
Speaker 3: I love that console so much and I have it
Speaker 3: modded till the sun comes home. My fucking Screensiver Simpson's
Speaker 3: Simpson Homer Simpson beating is again busting in his own face.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, so dumb anyway.
Speaker 3: It's Dick has Duff written on it. Why then.
Speaker 4: They drake my own dick mine?
Speaker 3: They find him bent over with his cock.
Speaker 4: He's back broken, he's paralyzed.
Speaker 7: I can't moved to move my hips from me, please,
Speaker 7: March snapped my spide again.
Speaker 3: March haalma, what is that? Lois got? Sounded like it was.
Speaker 4: My bowel movement was so bloody. I named my toilet
Speaker 4: sandy hook, slurping, stroking, smoking, joking. Emoticon is going like this.
Speaker 4: Goku and Chi both speak with hick dialecs and Japanese,
Speaker 4: hence being dubbed with Southern accents. Hailing hockey, lollin Lake.
Speaker 3: Wait, they're summoning something.
Speaker 4: Colin Hak Long Lake, Jalen, Jake kayl and Cake Babela
Speaker 4: Laylan Lake Maylon make Naylon Nate.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's doing a thing I did remember
Speaker 3: when I was like it was a bake cake.
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Speaker 4: Fuck you get out of here, your band.
Speaker 3: Ob we want to blow me Alan Wake Alan ak Baalen,
Speaker 3: Bake Kaylen. I hate that blow.
Speaker 4: Waiting for the swee hunter tier. I want his pelt, Kremlin,
Speaker 4: Gremlin Amanda what I'm shut out? Amanda hugging kiss Yeah, okay, great, classic, classic.
Speaker 3: I like it. I like it. Stupid man sucking dick.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for Amanda hugging kiss for Amanda suck my dick.
Speaker 3: That nice. That's Dutch.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: That's the immediate assumption that that's Dutch. It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: the character certainly not the place. Absolutely not drinking squirrel girls,
Speaker 4: colon sweat. Jesus Christ, goddamn bister means the blinding kids
Speaker 4: Lee Harvey Oswald right before, right before the shooting, yelling
Speaker 4: if they set that Kennedy free, it'll be the end
Speaker 4: of all of us. No, I saw Daddy sucking Santa
Speaker 4: under the missile, Oh, under the missiletee Walter White voice, Jesse,
Speaker 4: why did just eat? I'm not gonna do it again, Jesse?
Speaker 4: Why did you do a corn music video? Walter White voice, Jesse,
Speaker 4: what did you do.
Speaker 3: A corn music video for Thoughtless? That song is as
Speaker 3: we need to cook stupid wage slave ass oh ass
Speaker 3: wage slave five eighty three.
Speaker 1: This song is an ass saying stupid Walter whit doesn't
Speaker 1: good taste.
Speaker 4: I guess Puppini brothers uh he cannot be bound all.
Speaker 3: I wants another carto. Fuck Puppini bros.
Speaker 4: Did I heard stupid fi for the first time of
Speaker 4: the years.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 3: It is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I can tell because you you brought that out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: It was funny. I was like, I have never literally
Speaker 1: ever heard anybody reference stupefy at any point in my life,
Speaker 1: because it's funny insane waiting.
Speaker 3: With this one and in the barrio is what he says.
Speaker 1: At one part.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what why disturbable did not rise?
Speaker 3: What is that about?
Speaker 2: Lane?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: So I thought it was about it doesn't it's it's
Speaker 1: it's not about anything. I don't think it is. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like something about just saying because the
Speaker 1: courses like see but don't get it. Don't you think
Speaker 1: maybe we can put it on credit? Don't you think
Speaker 1: it can take control if I don't let it? And
Speaker 1: I thought it was like I thought it was about
Speaker 1: greed or some shit.
Speaker 3: I don't cringe when you grow up. They're old stuff,
Speaker 3: but like it's really cringe.
Speaker 1: They have moments where it's like, oh, that's kind of good,
Speaker 1: but you have to, like you have to if you
Speaker 1: if you're a casual music enjoy you would never you
Speaker 1: never try to deep dive into them because what's the
Speaker 1: thing for.
Speaker 4: Me is like I like, I like what they do melodically,
Speaker 4: but the things they shout over the melodies like just
Speaker 4: don't like into the fire. I think it's a dope
Speaker 4: song until you hear them what they're saying.
Speaker 3: The dumb ass bitch.
Speaker 1: But like they actually like if I if anybody wants to,
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm gonna put together a disturbed playlist
Speaker 1: on Spotify. I don't make I'm gonna make it public,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna be like, all right, people come
Speaker 1: back like a fucking vampire, laughing because of the fact.
Speaker 1: It's like someone kills themselves and you go to their
Speaker 1: this is it was like, right, did he go to
Speaker 1: that funeral?
Speaker 3: Is that like?
Speaker 1: And then he was singing that song.
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Speaker 12: big gold.
Speaker 3: We have to finish. This is actually getting. He died
Speaker 3: at seven eleven with the boy named Kevin. He was
Speaker 3: he was also he was seven shut out to Kevin. Dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta get the I saw I saw Daddy's
Speaker 4: sucking Santa in the Mistletoe, Walter White Boys, Jesse, Okay,
Speaker 4: right that already? Wait, say five three Peppini Brothers, Carl
Speaker 4: Urban daring Jack Quaid to stick his hand in a
Speaker 4: deep friar for the Novacade movie. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: There's that weird movie jack Quaid where he plays a
Speaker 4: guy who can't feel anything. It looks kind of fun.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of nobody kind of. I didn't see
Speaker 4: any of the trailer The World.
Speaker 3: We should like that. It's an action movie. Are you
Speaker 3: talking about that too?
Speaker 4: Thanks to Napoleon Versus the World?
Speaker 3: I was a sequel, Yeah, Napoleon. No, it's it's like
Speaker 3: another action movie that seems like a fun action for
Speaker 3: the second being a fun action movie.
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Speaker 1: dig your heads and concrete and create an earthquake.
Speaker 4: Dude, that scene of him, that scene of him throwing
Speaker 4: the steak, that scene of him throwing the steak is
Speaker 4: is so fucking hysterical to me. I can't remember because
Speaker 4: he like he's like trying to prove how well he
Speaker 4: could throw. And then Napoleon's on his bike and his
Speaker 4: Paedro's like on his back, and then he just he
Speaker 4: really just he really throws a real steak in the
Speaker 4: John Heater's face at like mock ten and knocks his
Speaker 4: glasses off. He goes, Oh, but it's like a real
Speaker 4: it's like a real reaction. It's not like him doing
Speaker 4: the stupid voice. So stupid DONC. Donkerson ought you a
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Speaker 3: That's what they're for. Just glancing. We get like we
Speaker 3: get like ads, and I don't know if I can
Speaker 3: trust I know, sometimes I just think of what's the
Speaker 3: meanest thing to say? Yeah, Merry Christmas?
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Speaker 3: Dude? This is amazing.
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Speaker 1: but that's awesome.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna put that on tote bags.
Speaker 4: You you you did that convince you to put the
Speaker 4: face on?
Speaker 3: Is that so good that you like that? That that
Speaker 3: that character needs to be on a shirt? I really
Speaker 3: think that is terrible. But like at the same time,
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is really you think it's it's kind
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Speaker 3: getting paid for this and we're making it a shirt.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You got seventy five cents coming
Speaker 3: your way. You got, you got, you are getting paid
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 4: Five sense Well it's it's in perpetuity, so seventy five
Speaker 4: cents every year.
Speaker 3: So it's a good deal.
Speaker 1: It's a very good good. If you live, I don't know,
Speaker 1: at least two million years, don't worry.
Speaker 4: What makes sure our stake getss I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do the math, dude. I was
Speaker 1: trying to do the math of like, how many billions
Speaker 1: would it be?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: It was it was Charlotte, So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if how many billions could you have to like, what
Speaker 1: was the number if you were giving every person on
Speaker 1: Earth a billion dollars?
Speaker 3: That's inconceivable. Act, it'd be eight billion times a billion.
Speaker 3: It would be such a big number that it's like
Speaker 3: what I read.
Speaker 1: Timing that by a billion, I was like, when we would.
Speaker 4: Call it is already a crazy big Yeah, one million
Speaker 4: is already a billion is kind of inconceivable, actually, like truly, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 4: so the idea of like eight billion millions is fucking
Speaker 4: that's too much for me. Let's get Neil the grass
Speaker 4: Tyson on the On the Dinosaur podcast to explain it. Well, aually,
Speaker 4: we'll actually talk to it.
Speaker 3: He calls her, talk to it. Doesn't even well, talk
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, it's so inconsp World space Dust also
Speaker 4: just wanted to let you remind you of that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to I can't do the that's
Speaker 1: pretty close.
Speaker 3: It's hard. It's a hard, fucking noise that's closer than
Speaker 3: it should be. I love that noise. It's great.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 4: I love that it's entirely made up. Yeah maybe fa
Speaker 4: she yeah, one e plus eight plus eighteen that's the answer.
Speaker 3: I know exactly how to say that.
Speaker 1: I hate that math is so fucking do This is
Speaker 1: what makes me like. It grounds me and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm stupid.
Speaker 3: I am stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ship, it's so good that I figured out how
Speaker 4: to think microphone is profitable, as I would be fucked.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't do math right. I couldn't be an accountant,
Speaker 4: couldn't do it. Numbers, in fact, piss me off.
Speaker 3: It's just pretty much that repeats consistently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need I don't need.
Speaker 3: I don't need to.
Speaker 4: I don't need the lore of the number gage six, Okay,
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas, gaylords, maybe fishy Jayleena witnessing nine to eleven
Speaker 4: turning jaylen who witnessing nine eleven, turning to the person
Speaker 4: beside him and saying, you've seen this.
Speaker 1: He probably literally did that?
Speaker 3: Are you seeing this?
Speaker 9: Only?
Speaker 3: Man? That's pa That building was there and now it's gone.
Speaker 3: It's probably run.
Speaker 4: It's probably run.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Something draws me to the explosion, like it's my fate
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: Going towards it.
Speaker 4: John Strickland, Mercy, He's drawn like a moth.
Speaker 3: Sure, you have to get out of your building, seven's
Speaker 3: about to come down.
Speaker 4: I just want to see.
Speaker 3: Is there a car in there?
Speaker 4: Mercy eighty nine Sween. Sween takes bendy straws to bathrooms
Speaker 4: because he likes the taste of piss.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 4: First key, David, first David. Fun fact, people who collect
Speaker 4: pez dispensers are called pestifhiles or pesophiles. That can't be
Speaker 4: fucking real. I couldn't. I can't imagine that though, to
Speaker 4: be honest with you, that's like in that weird realm
Speaker 4: of like.
Speaker 1: I could see that they didn't give themselves that name.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I imagine they imagine it was given to them. You know,
Speaker 1: that's one of those things we were like, Hey, you're
Speaker 1: knighted pesophile. I imagine that is because like, oh, are you
Speaker 1: an audiophile or you so? Yeah, I imagine if they
Speaker 1: name themselves either. Yeah, it's just the height of stupidity.
Speaker 4: Swing carries as the swing carries a farmer in the
Speaker 4: gap of his teeth. Lemon lemon Cello makes a man
Speaker 4: scream and kick a man's head off.
Speaker 3: Uh, pre rise, I can I can even get Skyrim remake?
Speaker 3: What again? You remake?
Speaker 1: Proper remake?
Speaker 3: Get Sky. They don't even do. They don't even do, like,
Speaker 3: come on, like, what the it's been way too long.
Speaker 4: You know what I think though, actually is that I
Speaker 4: think there. I do think it's probably the main thing
Speaker 4: that's happening right now is that they're working on that game.
Speaker 4: But apparently because Obsidian is working, they're doing a Vowed
Speaker 4: and Outer Worlds too. Yeah, and they're both coming out
Speaker 4: next year, which is crazy. That's like nuts, but that
Speaker 4: means Obsidian they're gone. They're not busy. They're probably gonna
Speaker 4: do Fallout. I think I would have man like ever
Speaker 4: since the show, or they're just like you'd be and
Speaker 4: that's is not gonna do because they're working on older
Speaker 4: skulls and they'd be stupid to lay that. So like
Speaker 4: I think they're gonna I think they're gonna get Upstian
Speaker 4: to be like you you gotta do that's smart, yeah,
Speaker 4: which it would be super smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why it's still on. That's the fourth time. Just
Speaker 1: turn it off, put it on like sleep, just yeah,
Speaker 1: just that one little and then it's done.
Speaker 3: Somebody in the audience is like.
Speaker 8: Oh, I I thought people loved me.
Speaker 4: I can definitely impregnate Sween's tooth gap. Man, it's really
Speaker 4: let's go, let's attention to it. That's the problem. Blake
Speaker 4: eight ninety six. Who do you think you are?
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 4: Who do you think you are?
Speaker 3: I am? All right? Team I am?
Speaker 4: That's it, just team team are? Uh do you think
Speaker 4: Brian Thompson's last words was wow, oh wow, Please don't
Speaker 4: take our discord. It's finally good.
Speaker 3: Hey man, is it? I don't go there?
Speaker 11: No more?
Speaker 3: Sorry about that, bro, Sorry about that, brother.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's actually like someone made discord great again. Go
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 1: People make I forgot.
Speaker 3: I forgot about me too. I I'm surprised, you know
Speaker 3: what that is for a little while. It's so funny.
Speaker 3: They're so upset. I think it's so cute, you virgin.
Speaker 3: Please don't take our discords?
Speaker 4: Friendly last going to feel trash cause you hear on
Speaker 4: most of NDS five is Philer Miller text.
Speaker 3: Growing tits on.
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Speaker 1: hoping somebody was gonna give me a fucking layup that
Speaker 1: assists with the wink of anything mening tits on women.
Speaker 1: I was thinking women, but I was like, what does
Speaker 1: that mean They're like they're manufacturing women?
Speaker 3: Is that it was midgrowing tits on walls. That was
Speaker 3: all the problem. Yeah, outside.
Speaker 4: Young Sheldon being swung into Swedens fat head Steve Arkle
Speaker 4: viciously raping Johnny five percent Plankton, owner of the blum Bucket.
Speaker 1: Nicky Ziggy is such a gross concept, like clumb Do
Speaker 1: you think it would change her name to like hard
Speaker 1: r Zigger.
Speaker 3: I've asked Nikky Ziggy like nigger zigger. But the thing
Speaker 3: is that she won't do I said it, damn it,
Speaker 3: he said. I just said it because I'm conversating. I'm
Speaker 3: not I'm saying a word that I'm thinking. Yes, my
Speaker 3: apologies all my fellow black.
Speaker 4: That's a problem by the way that like like low
Speaker 4: life forms, I know, like.
Speaker 10: I can't I can't separate from my fucking actions.
Speaker 3: Well, it's because of the fact I have It's nothing ill.
Speaker 3: I'm saying a word. It's it's a word to me
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, there's not wrong with it.
Speaker 3: But it's like I just bleeped that out. Please. So
Speaker 3: it's three hours in we're not you got it. We're
Speaker 3: at the end. Bleep it out. I'll think about it.
Speaker 4: Fifty shades of gay Paul j. Just Watson's hands here.
Speaker 4: Dennis Prager ain't doing too well?
Speaker 3: He is next? Oh yeah, I wonder what we haven't
Speaker 3: had an update about him?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like wow, it's probably Comato is like a
Speaker 4: fucking idiot, you're not.
Speaker 3: I watched the Stupid choosing to be cautious.
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of Pregger you content, like just
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3: Wait, that came out wrong. The YouTube poops. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: just sat and watched hours of his video. It's so insightful.
Speaker 3: What I do is I get real hungry and watched
Speaker 3: Brigger You and don't it is? I just sit there, hungry, absorbing.
Speaker 4: If I want to find out what if I want
Speaker 4: to find out how to end up in the hospital,
Speaker 4: I'll watch the Breaker You.
Speaker 1: I guess Welcome to Breaker You? How does he sound?
Speaker 3: Welcome? Welcome? How do you?
Speaker 4: I can't do break He's impossible to impersonate because there's
Speaker 4: nothing about him that is.
Speaker 3: But it's it's quite easy.
Speaker 1: It's all you have to do is like he has
Speaker 1: a stupid whimsical like like, he sounds like he's intelligent.
Speaker 4: He would this my favorite line.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite line of his. This drives me good.
Speaker 4: It's good old Pu, right old Pu. Good Old Pu
Speaker 4: is like one of my favorite YouTube proops ever.
Speaker 3: Baby fucking dies. It's I like murder.
Speaker 1: I like to kill people for fun. This is the
Speaker 1: ship that he says, Yes, I'm in a world without murder,
Speaker 1: a world without guns.
Speaker 3: This would drive me mad. The tone of it is
Speaker 3: so crazy.
Speaker 4: Preheated to Sarnamus Jackson, Badly Brave Dog the Baby Hunter.
Speaker 3: Uh, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Etherean needs help lowering his weapon Halo three, Orange Man
Speaker 4: Hunter and Naphrom Melphis one and rounding out our list
Speaker 4: as alors. Let's go, yeah, King of Haphazard.
Speaker 3: Yep, look at you, guys. You got a bulky, little
Speaker 3: fun out holiday episode. You got you got a chalker.
Speaker 3: This as long as a normal one should be.
Speaker 1: This is way long. This is what Yeah yeah, that
Speaker 1: when we.
Speaker 3: Recorded has to be the extra ammo because this is.
Speaker 1: Way too long of an episode.
Speaker 3: Let's say does it, But.
Speaker 4: Let's just give him it's you know what, Happy holidays,
Speaker 4: Marry Chris, Christmas, everybody.
Speaker 3: You don't get another episode ever. Yeah, you guys better
Speaker 3: keep come nobody and I'm gonna have central sex with
Speaker 3: your father while you're under the bed. While they're under
Speaker 3: the bed, put them under the bend. Get there, yes, sir, yes,
Speaker 3: Sir Kingston.
Speaker 1: So oh Kingston.
Speaker 12: Oh oh, I'm your dad.
Speaker 3: I'm such a such a beautiful sight at rhymes. So
Speaker 3: he just in there in the corner of the room. Rhyme.
Speaker 3: I'm doing research for my next film, Kid Yota. I
Speaker 3: want to actually Oh, sorry, he's fucking me.
Speaker 4: This is this is this is the scene, and this
Speaker 4: is the scene where Kid Yota's dad, Yo Dad goes.
Speaker 1: Yo Dad, burn it off.
Speaker 3: Turn it off by everybody.
Speaker 10: Bye.
Speaker 3: Burris was good fucking who that
Speaker 1: Di