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<v Speaker 1>Juicy nest God, every.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay on top in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Cho Last night was the Fight of the Century. Comedian

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<v Speaker 3>John Mulaney, who just sold out. Uh well, just added

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<v Speaker 3>another show at Grand Prairie in November.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I don't know about the John Mullaney show. What

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<v Speaker 1>is this? It's gonna stand up?

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<v Speaker 3>His stand up act was coming to Grand Prairie and

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<v Speaker 3>he sold out the first night, so he added another night.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it that place never sells out?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the CPU? What's that Texas Trusts Theater? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the one H Theater?

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<v Speaker 2>Theater?

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, yeah, I saw Bill Burr there. I like

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<v Speaker 1>seeing shows there. I don't like company. We saw Tena

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<v Speaker 1>ste there. Uh yeah. I like it as a music venue.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I like it as a comedy vendue. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but hey, screw me. Whatever point is.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night live on Netflix, he fought three fourteen year

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<v Speaker 3>old boys. Sounds stupid. I was texting you guys, are

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<v Speaker 3>you guys? Are you guys ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch?

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<v Speaker 2>I was not able to because someone in my household

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<v Speaker 2>was playing Call of Duty.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like to say the last month, it's been

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<v Speaker 3>a little in my crawl that the entire nation has

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<v Speaker 3>not been all over this like they hurt? Were Mike,

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<v Speaker 3>Tyson and Jake Paul? Like Tyson, Jake Paul clear money

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<v Speaker 3>grab this clear fun bit.

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<v Speaker 2>This is probably a better fight than that one as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice second sad. We'll get to that in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You were all full of Johnny Walker blue, weren't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I forgot how good that was.

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<v Speaker 1>It is amazing. It's a perfect, smooth, smooth, perfect blended

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<v Speaker 1>scotch to drink while watching adults fight. Kids. Just don't

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<v Speaker 1>have too much though, you'll get the runs. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>what that doesn't happen? Okay, so yeah, you got you

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<v Speaker 1>got over to Netflix. I watched it. Okay, now I

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<v Speaker 1>will say that you know you can go watch it live.

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<v Speaker 1>So I jumped in halfway through the show. And when

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<v Speaker 1>I jumped in I was watching for a few minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and my wife immediately said what I was thinking. She goes, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember watching this before. It is so boring. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's great. I I guess I needed to see

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<v Speaker 1>the highlights.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I think it's just an hour variety show. It's

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they go and now here's Sean Penn to

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<v Speaker 1>suck more life out of the room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sean Penn was a bad call. There's no doubt

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<v Speaker 3>Hey sometimes you miss Hey and Sigourney. We did it

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<v Speaker 3>last week, just sucked the life out of the room.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I was like, man, where's the good part

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<v Speaker 3>of this show? Well, I think that's where we get

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<v Speaker 3>to it, all right. So I didn't pull audio because

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think a lot of audio would translate well

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<v Speaker 3>to radio for this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>He stuck to just doing the show, which I like

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<v Speaker 3>that he's stuck to it. And the theme was teen

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<v Speaker 3>Night this week just took some fun calls from teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>Is pretty funny. Adam Sandler was one of the guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Was pretty great. But who was that pretty teenage girl

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<v Speaker 1>that was on there? That was? What was she famous for? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that was having an expert. She's not famous for anything. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she always have an expert. She's just a rando girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She was actually one of the writer's babysitters. She looked

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<v Speaker 1>like a I thought she looked like an actress. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked my wife, Ago, what is she on? But he's

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<v Speaker 1>real pretty?

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<v Speaker 3>But it was teen Nights. They had a sixteen year

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<v Speaker 3>old girl serving as the teen. Okay, right, well they

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<v Speaker 3>had an uber driver last week. Yeah, ok whatever, gotcha?

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<v Speaker 3>And here comes the boys. Now they're they're here, It

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<v Speaker 3>comes the boys. They introduced John mulaney just like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the boys got a huge, huge entrance and

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<v Speaker 3>they get to dap everyone in the audience.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're wearing suits. Took Yeah, that was pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>And they headgear and headgear and they get in the

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<v Speaker 1>ring and the rules are no punching, no kicking, no biting,

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<v Speaker 1>no headbutting.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so there is an entire ring set up like

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<v Speaker 2>a box and wrestling rings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And they went to four separate corners, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>four quarners. And I thought it was a strange strategy.

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<v Speaker 3>John went after the biggest kid because it was a

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred and twenty five pound fourteen year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>What the what the And by the way, we should say,

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<v Speaker 1>the rules were, if any of the kids tap out,

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<v Speaker 1>John Mullaney wins. If John Mullaney taps out, all three

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<v Speaker 1>kids wine.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was trying to get to the one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and five, the little Indian kid.

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<v Speaker 1>He was trying to get to him, but they but

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<v Speaker 1>he took on the big boy, but he went after

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<v Speaker 1>the big boy first because I think he was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get him on the ground. Yeah, and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then they just started.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they were going to break his leg because

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<v Speaker 3>they had him a couple of times they had they

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<v Speaker 3>grab one of his legs right, pulling it.

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<v Speaker 1>Going in different directions, and they whipped his ass. They

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<v Speaker 1>eventually got him to the ground and the big boys

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<v Speaker 1>on top of him, and I think it was the

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<v Speaker 1>Indian boy started choking him in a choke hold, and

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<v Speaker 1>Mullaney tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, Okay, I'm telling you about how long in until

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<v Speaker 2>he finally I would say.

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<v Speaker 1>It was quick, but it was kind of crazy, and.

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<v Speaker 3>John Mullaney was trying not to laugh, yeah, while also

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<v Speaker 3>trying to win. But once they all three were able

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<v Speaker 3>to get their hands on him, I mean six hands,

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<v Speaker 3>they outweighed him by two hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's pretty good. I didn't realize until they did

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<v Speaker 1>the introduction that they chose fourteen year old boys because

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<v Speaker 1>it's his age divided by three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, I I didn't realize that either. But they

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<v Speaker 3>were playing off of one man versus a hundred man

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<v Speaker 3>versus a gorilla right from a month ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they did a forty two year old man

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<v Speaker 1>and they came up with three fourteen year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Boys, it would be hard not to laugh because just

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<v Speaker 2>he probably just realized what he just got himself into.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening right now? I've got these fourteen year old

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<v Speaker 2>kids just coming at me. Serious, he wanted to kick

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<v Speaker 2>my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so real though, a hundred times more real

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<v Speaker 3>than Mike Tyson and Jake Paul.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but tell her the best part. What's the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>The best part is that as soon as the match

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<v Speaker 1>was over, Bone Thugs and Harmony came out and performed

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<v Speaker 1>Yes Crossroads. Okay, to complete a bit that yeah, episode

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<v Speaker 1>five of the series, which we played on the show

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<v Speaker 1>and played audio, and he was trying to get so

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<v Speaker 1>the second the match ended, the door open and Bone

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<v Speaker 1>Thugs and Harmony came out and launched to cross They

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<v Speaker 1>got the title belts over their shoulders. It was one

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<v Speaker 1>pretty great Okay, Yeah, it's worth watching. At least go

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<v Speaker 1>watch the fight online. All right, it's sub Been and

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<v Speaker 1>Skin Show ninety seven point one. The Eagle coming up next.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening in this news quickie? Here? Kat, Why is

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<v Speaker 1>Ben's hero Kevin Costner getting sued. Oh, it's a bad reason.