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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart and funny, your buddies, it's the fuck that's

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<v Speaker 1>to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's some fun facts that I brought in for you

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<v Speaker 2>guys that I thought would be a little interesting today.

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<v Speaker 2>Go through a lot of these things. I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 2>is al gonna like? It's not gonna like that feedback?

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<v Speaker 2>Humans good people? Alex likes to call him humans.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Humans are not very nutritious to eat. They're only about

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<v Speaker 2>six hundred and fifty calories per pound of muscle. Animals

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<v Speaker 2>like bars and beavers have eighteen hundred calories in a

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<v Speaker 2>pound of muscle. I ever talked about that report I

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<v Speaker 2>did on Ediomine back in the day. No, he's a young,

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<v Speaker 2>smart ass kid. I did a report on him, eight people.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like the president of Uganda or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>just did a report on him because he eight people.

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<v Speaker 3>Kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs are banned in Antarctica. It's because of a fear

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<v Speaker 2>they could spread disease to the native seals over there.

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<v Speaker 1>That is.

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<v Speaker 3>That sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't have a you can't have a dog

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<v Speaker 2>up there in Antarctica. No slug racing, No, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know what they're getting ready for the idit a rod

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<v Speaker 2>and they had to move it. There's not enough the

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<v Speaker 2>idea rod?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I sitting around? Oh I did a what?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought I misspoke. Yeah, they're having problems, believe

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<v Speaker 2>it or not. There's not enough snow in Alaska like

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<v Speaker 2>where they where they do where they start the idit

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<v Speaker 2>a rod?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>How is there not enough snow up there? It's been

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<v Speaker 2>cold corn.

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<v Speaker 1>They used to do in the movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The first thing that anyone ever bought online in a

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<v Speaker 3>secure retail transaction, No, it was a stingy In nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>ninety four, guy from Philadelphia bought it off a company

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<v Speaker 3>called net Market in New Hampshire.

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<v Speaker 2>Way to go, sting It's the fun that.

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<v Speaker 1>To the day we make you look smart in front

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<v Speaker 1>of your bodies. It's the fun that to the day