Speaker 1: George H. Dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We Lynchin Taco one on one
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Speaker 3: Yep, starting at seven o'clock. I'm gonna be there. It's
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Speaker 3: Not only a magic watch party. You know they're gonna
Speaker 3: have that hockey game on right US first, Canada.
Speaker 2: Yeah, four nations face off the final. If they don't,
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Speaker 3: I draft all.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm starting to get a little bit concerned about
Speaker 2: this trend.
Speaker 3: You're not scared, are you? Borderline? Now?
Speaker 2: I told you about this either last week or the
Speaker 2: week before, I believe in.
Speaker 3: Tech it Out the Tech News. What is it?
Speaker 2: This this asteroid that is projected to come incredibly close
Speaker 2: to Earth in twenty thirty two, just seven years from now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did have that in tech it Out last week.
Speaker 3: What's wrong?
Speaker 2: This hole to do started back on the seventh when
Speaker 2: NASA said that this asteroid named twenty twenty four y
Speaker 2: R four has a chance of hitting Earth in seven years.
Speaker 2: The chance then on the seventh was one point two percent,
Speaker 2: then it went up to two point three percent. It
Speaker 2: has since been increased to two point six percent and
Speaker 2: now up again to three point one percent in the
Speaker 2: course of what two weeks.
Speaker 3: This is seven years from now. I saw something pop
Speaker 3: up after we were done with the show yesterday about
Speaker 3: it going. I didn't know it's at three So it's
Speaker 3: now up to three point one percent.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: To put this into perspective, this will not be a
Speaker 2: life ending, planet ending killing event. If it does strike,
Speaker 2: it's uh, it'll be big enough and intense enough to
Speaker 2: wipe out a really good sized city.
Speaker 3: It is supposed to be over I think maybe near California.
Speaker 2: No, they have no idea, no idea. It's seven years
Speaker 2: from now, either way, we.
Speaker 3: Have such technology. I said it during techt out last week.
Speaker 3: Shoot that son of a gun down.
Speaker 2: The estimated diameter is around one hundred and seventy seven feet.
Speaker 2: It's about as wide as the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Speaker 2: is tall.
Speaker 3: Okay, shoot it now, and then it's gonna, you know,
Speaker 3: break apart. We'll get bait, we'll get hail.
Speaker 2: Maybe five hundred times the energy that the atomic bombs
Speaker 2: had that we dropped on Japan, and that did a
Speaker 2: pretty pretty good.
Speaker 3: Number on Japan. Yeah, five hundred times out. I know,
Speaker 3: I know I'm getting that out of the head. Shot
Speaker 3: her down now.
Speaker 2: I would be lying and not very transparent if I
Speaker 2: didn't speak openly what I'm actually thinking, and I'm thinking
Speaker 2: some of you are thinking as well.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 2: There are probably some places on Earth you would if
Speaker 2: it has to hit.
Speaker 3: Hope it hits. I can think of it.
Speaker 2: I won't say any of them out loud, but a
Speaker 2: lot of us are on the same page with some
Speaker 2: of this stuff.
Speaker 3: Did you say places on Earth or places in the
Speaker 3: US Earth? Oh? God, yeah, take it out. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna narrow myself down wherever the Taliban is. That'll prove
Speaker 3: to you that those people are bad with mother Nature,
Speaker 3: said the asteroid straight at him. Oh, somebody texted in
Speaker 3: if you can give my daughters a pal Aubrey and
Speaker 3: Emma little Rockers. I met him this past weekend. I
Speaker 3: know we don't do shout outs on the show. You
Speaker 3: just did. I know I did not. We don't do
Speaker 3: shout out. It's like happy birth there, happy anniversary to
Speaker 3: that expired? Expired expired? What does that mean? Are you
Speaker 3: checking out milk at the grocery store? You have ants
Speaker 3: calling you out? Damn. Somebody mentioned what I mentioned last week.
Speaker 3: Imagine the tsunami size of it hits the ocean. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: cal bunga.
Speaker 2: Uh Caledonia Township, Michigan. Parents are a little bit upset
Speaker 2: after a daycare there was caught spraying kids sleeping mats
Speaker 2: with doctor Teal's sleep spray with melowtonin and essential oils.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Now, look
Speaker 3: at the last one there, there's okay.
Speaker 2: We've had this story before where you know you've and
Speaker 2: we've discussed if you worked at the daycare and and
Speaker 2: some daycare folks have on occasion used things like melatonin
Speaker 2: and the food to the Nike Well, I just mentioned
Speaker 2: nappy time, but uh, we don't. We don't condone it.
Speaker 3: No, no, and I do it probably be in charge
Speaker 3: of kids at a daycare.
Speaker 2: Retired pediatricians say that in all likelihood it's it's probably
Speaker 2: harmless unless the child has a condition like asthma or something.
Speaker 2: But again the bottom line is that's not the decision
Speaker 2: for a daycare worker to make as to weather or
Speaker 2: not too well dose the little ones before nap time.
Speaker 3: It's the parents' choice. Yes, if if they put it
Speaker 3: in fine print in the contract, pat, what do you
Speaker 3: say there? Like, Hey, welcome to. I don't want to
Speaker 3: say a name because the place probably exists, but welcome to.
Speaker 3: You know it happened at Adventures Learning Center. Welcome to
Speaker 3: Adventures Learning Center. Please enter your child's name, this, that,
Speaker 3: and the other, keep them here and then fine print
Speaker 3: Melotona mats.
Speaker 2: Doctor Teals sleep spray. Now, I know there's all sorts
Speaker 2: of stuff being slept these days to make you sleep,
Speaker 2: or it's just I haven't heard of the spray. What
Speaker 2: do you do do you spray?
Speaker 3: I've heard of doctor Teal's in the company, but not
Speaker 3: it's not that spray.
Speaker 2: Anybody use the spray? Sta what you sprayed on your sheets,
Speaker 2: your pillow?
Speaker 3: What if they're spraying it on the mats I'm guessing yeah,
Speaker 3: probably on your pillow. Oh set up a gun, making
Speaker 3: me google it? Hold on, doctor teals? What is it?
Speaker 3: Sleep spray? Doctor teals? Sleep spray? It has melatonin and
Speaker 3: essential oils. How to use? Why wouldn't you? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's somebody else's kids, all right?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Pat? Four different ways to enhance your sleep routine. In
Speaker 3: the shower, on the body, on pillows and bedding, yes,
Speaker 3: ding ding, ding ding ding in your bedroom. Just I
Speaker 3: don'll pop a melotonin tablet every now and then. I've
Speaker 3: never done that.
Speaker 2: Whacked out dreams man for me? Not not not ambient level,
Speaker 2: not ambient level at all, but uh.
Speaker 3: Twelve twelver level melotonin. No takes fact. No drunk dreams
Speaker 3: are because that's not good sleep. When you got to.
Speaker 2: Sleep, Melotonin gives you a good deep asleep on the melotonin.
Speaker 3: Do you have trouble getting up the next time? No,
Speaker 3: that's why I haven't taken it. No, No you don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you know, is there a timeline
Speaker 3: that you say? Oh, they tell you on the thing.
Speaker 3: You need to allow at least seven to eight hours
Speaker 3: sleep if you're gonna be popping. Okay, see, I don know.
Speaker 3: I've never never seen it, never done it. I know
Speaker 3: like some people that have done it in the past,
Speaker 3: but I have never asked her. Now I've never snorted it.
Speaker 3: I would could probably i'd hit Quaker with everything.
Speaker 2: All right, you want to hear about this restaurant. It's
Speaker 2: getting all sorts of backlash from their neighbors.
Speaker 3: This is in the.
Speaker 2: Center City portion of Philadelphia. I guess it's kind of
Speaker 2: a trendy area in Philly. Okay, the restaurant is called
Speaker 2: Chubby Chicks. Man, come on, that's not well the owners
Speaker 2: are chubby Chicks.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well then it's styled in that's cool.
Speaker 2: And it's mainly a breakfast brunch joint that does karaoke
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: Wait, a breakfast place that does carry Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Kind of a weird situation. I guess the neighbors just
Speaker 2: don't think this whole vibe fits in with what's there
Speaker 2: in the area.
Speaker 3: Already. We want cheese steaks, and we want cheese steaks
Speaker 3: only come on, we just want a Super Bowl I
Speaker 3: do not have a Philly accent. When you tease this boy.
Speaker 3: First back to chubby chicks. Backs to chubby chicks. I thought,
Speaker 3: maybe a serving chicken. But no, it's a couple chubby
Speaker 3: ladies running at fine just serving mount of food. Yeah,
Speaker 3: have a good time with life. You only have one
Speaker 3: who cares. I thought when you first tease this story,
Speaker 3: pat about it right, neighbors have problems with a new restaurant.
Speaker 3: I thought maybe it was a Chinese place, you know,
Speaker 3: because there's a couple things that are distinct in the
Speaker 3: smell time. One of them is Chinese restaurant in a
Speaker 3: shopping center. Am I right? Sure? What's the other? Living
Speaker 3: near publics? In the chicken vent? Big, big, big meg
Speaker 3: meg I have at our publics. We have publics, so
Speaker 3: you smell the chicken, and then we have a Chinese place.
Speaker 3: Do you smell that? There's a taco joint that you
Speaker 3: can't really smell tacos from the distance, but I start
Speaker 3: sometimes drooling.
Speaker 2: So y'all, if you're newer to the show, we are
Speaker 2: convinced that each publics does have a dedicated chicken vent
Speaker 2: that points strategically to the bulk of the parking lot
Speaker 2: to sort of subliminally suggest you get some fried chicken
Speaker 2: when you enter, and.
Speaker 3: It usually works. It does at least frost too.
Speaker 2: Not that we're trying to break into a fried chicken
Speaker 2: round table or anything that hold on to that, because
Speaker 2: there may still be hope in the final idiotology. Next
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