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<v Speaker 1>George H. Dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We Lynchin Taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots. All right, this hour is brought

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<v Speaker 2>to you by Tom's Watch Bar. Taco Bob will be

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<v Speaker 2>out tomorrow night again at Tom's on Off Eye Drive

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<v Speaker 2>for a magic watch party.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, starting at seven o'clock. I'm gonna be there. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a right off I Drive. As Lynch said, it's that

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<v Speaker 3>big old building with the video wall around the side.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there a couple of weeks ago. Tom's Watch Bar

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<v Speaker 3>is great, great food, drinks, one hundred and fifty TVs.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only a magic watch party. You know they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have that hockey game on right US first, Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, four nations face off the final. If they don't,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna oh they will, they will. Oh yeah, well

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<v Speaker 2>they're dialed in. Last time they had the Royal Rumble on.

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<v Speaker 2>So come on out tomorrow night, starting at seven Tom's

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<v Speaker 2>Watch Bar.

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<v Speaker 3>I draft all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm starting to get a little bit concerned about

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<v Speaker 2>this trend.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not scared, are you? Borderline? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you about this either last week or the

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<v Speaker 2>week before, I believe in.

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<v Speaker 3>Tech it Out the Tech News. What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>This this asteroid that is projected to come incredibly close

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<v Speaker 2>to Earth in twenty thirty two, just seven years from now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you did have that in tech it Out last week.

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<v Speaker 3>What's wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>This hole to do started back on the seventh when

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<v Speaker 2>NASA said that this asteroid named twenty twenty four y

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<v Speaker 2>R four has a chance of hitting Earth in seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>The chance then on the seventh was one point two percent,

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<v Speaker 2>then it went up to two point three percent. It

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<v Speaker 2>has since been increased to two point six percent and

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<v Speaker 2>now up again to three point one percent in the

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<v Speaker 2>course of what two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>This is seven years from now. I saw something pop

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<v Speaker 3>up after we were done with the show yesterday about

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<v Speaker 3>it going. I didn't know it's at three So it's

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<v Speaker 3>now up to three point one percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>To put this into perspective, this will not be a

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<v Speaker 2>life ending, planet ending killing event. If it does strike,

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<v Speaker 2>it's uh, it'll be big enough and intense enough to

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<v Speaker 2>wipe out a really good sized city.

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<v Speaker 3>It is supposed to be over I think maybe near California.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they have no idea, no idea. It's seven years

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<v Speaker 2>from now, either way, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Have such technology. I said it during techt out last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoot that son of a gun down.

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<v Speaker 2>The estimated diameter is around one hundred and seventy seven feet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about as wide as the Leaning Tower of Pisa

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<v Speaker 2>is tall.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, shoot it now, and then it's gonna, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>break apart. We'll get bait, we'll get hail.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe five hundred times the energy that the atomic bombs

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<v Speaker 2>had that we dropped on Japan, and that did a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>Number on Japan. Yeah, five hundred times out. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I know I'm getting that out of the head. Shot

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<v Speaker 3>her down now.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be lying and not very transparent if I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't speak openly what I'm actually thinking, and I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>some of you are thinking as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now.

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<v Speaker 2>There are probably some places on Earth you would if

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<v Speaker 2>it has to hit.

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<v Speaker 3>Hope it hits. I can think of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't say any of them out loud, but a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of us are on the same page with some

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<v Speaker 2>of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you say places on Earth or places in the

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<v Speaker 3>US Earth? Oh? God, yeah, take it out. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna narrow myself down wherever the Taliban is. That'll prove

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<v Speaker 3>to you that those people are bad with mother Nature,

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<v Speaker 3>said the asteroid straight at him. Oh, somebody texted in

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<v Speaker 3>if you can give my daughters a pal Aubrey and

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<v Speaker 3>Emma little Rockers. I met him this past weekend. I

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<v Speaker 3>know we don't do shout outs on the show. You

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<v Speaker 3>just did. I know I did not. We don't do

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<v Speaker 3>shout out. It's like happy birth there, happy anniversary to

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<v Speaker 3>that expired? Expired expired? What does that mean? Are you

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<v Speaker 3>checking out milk at the grocery store? You have ants

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<v Speaker 3>calling you out? Damn. Somebody mentioned what I mentioned last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine the tsunami size of it hits the ocean. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>cal bunga.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Caledonia Township, Michigan. Parents are a little bit upset

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<v Speaker 2>after a daycare there was caught spraying kids sleeping mats

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<v Speaker 2>with doctor Teal's sleep spray with melowtonin and essential oils.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Now, look

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<v Speaker 3>at the last one there, there's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had this story before where you know you've and

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<v Speaker 2>we've discussed if you worked at the daycare and and

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<v Speaker 2>some daycare folks have on occasion used things like melatonin

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<v Speaker 2>and the food to the Nike Well, I just mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>nappy time, but uh, we don't. We don't condone it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, and I do it probably be in charge

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<v Speaker 3>of kids at a daycare.

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<v Speaker 2>Retired pediatricians say that in all likelihood it's it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>harmless unless the child has a condition like asthma or something.

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<v Speaker 2>But again the bottom line is that's not the decision

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<v Speaker 2>for a daycare worker to make as to weather or

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<v Speaker 2>not too well dose the little ones before nap time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the parents' choice. Yes, if if they put it

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<v Speaker 3>in fine print in the contract, pat, what do you

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<v Speaker 3>say there? Like, Hey, welcome to. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>say a name because the place probably exists, but welcome to.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it happened at Adventures Learning Center. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 3>Adventures Learning Center. Please enter your child's name, this, that,

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<v Speaker 3>and the other, keep them here and then fine print

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<v Speaker 3>Melotona mats.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Teals sleep spray. Now, I know there's all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff being slept these days to make you sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>or it's just I haven't heard of the spray. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you do do you spray?

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard of doctor Teal's in the company, but not

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<v Speaker 3>it's not that spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody use the spray? Sta what you sprayed on your sheets,

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<v Speaker 2>your pillow?

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<v Speaker 3>What if they're spraying it on the mats I'm guessing yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>probably on your pillow. Oh set up a gun, making

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<v Speaker 3>me google it? Hold on, doctor teals? What is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Sleep spray? Doctor teals? Sleep spray? It has melatonin and

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<v Speaker 3>essential oils. How to use? Why wouldn't you? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's somebody else's kids, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Pat? Four different ways to enhance your sleep routine. In

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<v Speaker 3>the shower, on the body, on pillows and bedding, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>ding ding, ding ding ding in your bedroom. Just I

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<v Speaker 3>don'll pop a melotonin tablet every now and then. I've

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<v Speaker 3>never done that.

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<v Speaker 2>Whacked out dreams man for me? Not not not ambient level,

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<v Speaker 2>not ambient level at all, but uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Twelve twelver level melotonin. No takes fact. No drunk dreams

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<v Speaker 3>are because that's not good sleep. When you got to.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep, Melotonin gives you a good deep asleep on the melotonin.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have trouble getting up the next time? No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's why I haven't taken it. No, No you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but you know, is there a timeline

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<v Speaker 3>that you say? Oh, they tell you on the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to allow at least seven to eight hours

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<v Speaker 3>sleep if you're gonna be popping. Okay, see, I don know.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never never seen it, never done it. I know

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<v Speaker 3>like some people that have done it in the past,

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<v Speaker 3>but I have never asked her. Now I've never snorted it.

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<v Speaker 3>I would could probably i'd hit Quaker with everything.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you want to hear about this restaurant. It's

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<v Speaker 2>getting all sorts of backlash from their neighbors.

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<v Speaker 3>This is in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Center City portion of Philadelphia. I guess it's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a trendy area in Philly. Okay, the restaurant is called

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<v Speaker 2>Chubby Chicks. Man, come on, that's not well the owners

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<v Speaker 2>are chubby Chicks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Well then it's styled in that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's mainly a breakfast brunch joint that does karaoke

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, a breakfast place that does carry Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of a weird situation. I guess the neighbors just

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<v Speaker 2>don't think this whole vibe fits in with what's there

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<v Speaker 2>in the area.

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<v Speaker 3>Already. We want cheese steaks, and we want cheese steaks

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<v Speaker 3>only come on, we just want a Super Bowl I

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<v Speaker 3>do not have a Philly accent. When you tease this boy.

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<v Speaker 3>First back to chubby chicks. Backs to chubby chicks. I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe a serving chicken. But no, it's a couple chubby

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<v Speaker 3>ladies running at fine just serving mount of food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>have a good time with life. You only have one

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<v Speaker 3>who cares. I thought when you first tease this story,

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<v Speaker 3>pat about it right, neighbors have problems with a new restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought maybe it was a Chinese place, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>because there's a couple things that are distinct in the

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<v Speaker 3>smell time. One of them is Chinese restaurant in a

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<v Speaker 3>shopping center. Am I right? Sure? What's the other? Living

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<v Speaker 3>near publics? In the chicken vent? Big, big, big meg

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<v Speaker 3>meg I have at our publics. We have publics, so

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<v Speaker 3>you smell the chicken, and then we have a Chinese place.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you smell that? There's a taco joint that you

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<v Speaker 3>can't really smell tacos from the distance, but I start

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes drooling.

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<v Speaker 2>So y'all, if you're newer to the show, we are

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<v Speaker 2>convinced that each publics does have a dedicated chicken vent

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<v Speaker 2>that points strategically to the bulk of the parking lot

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<v Speaker 2>to sort of subliminally suggest you get some fried chicken

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<v Speaker 2>when you enter, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It usually works. It does at least frost too.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that we're trying to break into a fried chicken

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<v Speaker 2>round table or anything that hold on to that, because

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<v Speaker 2>there may still be hope in the final idiotology. Next

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<v Speaker 2>hour

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<v Speaker 3>R R, Orlando's rock station,