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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I'm gonna have to go full George Lopez tacos

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<v Speaker 2>on Nicki Glazer. I just can't anymore with this, Nicky,

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<v Speaker 2>Please stop. Hello. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily com

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<v Speaker 2>news from Vogue. Liking this woman is part of my

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<v Speaker 2>identity now. Comedian Nicki Glazer on attending twenty two Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>Swift Eras concerts. How many of these articles are we

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do? Okay, Nicky, you crushed on the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Brady. Great, You're like the hot comedian right now? Great?

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<v Speaker 2>You like Taylor Swift. Great enough with this? This is

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<v Speaker 2>like the George Lopez tacos. I can't read an article

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<v Speaker 2>about this every day, Nicki tells Vogue. It makes me

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<v Speaker 2>feel so good. I don't drink anymore, and I try

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<v Speaker 2>not to do drugs, and honestly, this is just a

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<v Speaker 2>really good drug. I'm kind of addicted. I get a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit sad at the idea that it's gonna run

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<v Speaker 2>out at some point and I'll probably have to replace

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<v Speaker 2>it with something else. But it's not really hurting anyone,

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<v Speaker 2>so I just lean into it. The more I embrace it,

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<v Speaker 2>the less I'm embarrassed by it. At this point in

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<v Speaker 2>my life, I'm not embarrassed by it at all, or

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be talking to you about it. Yeah, no kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>When I first moved to LA I had a roommate

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<v Speaker 2>I met off Craigslist, and she worked on the Warners

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<v Speaker 2>Brothers lot and had tickets one day to go see

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<v Speaker 2>taping of Allen. When she came home from it, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, who was on? She said, this country artist girl,

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<v Speaker 2>and she shared her calendar was probably for two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>and seven or two thousand and eight. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor Swift self titled album calendar. We kept it on

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<v Speaker 2>our coffee table as a joke because we didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>who this girl was. I'd flip through it late at

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<v Speaker 2>night when I would get home from sets and just

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<v Speaker 2>look at the girl's pictures. I would eat cereal off

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<v Speaker 2>this calendar. I remember being like, this girl so pretty

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<v Speaker 2>and cute, but it's probably not the kind of music

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<v Speaker 2>I would like. What I would give now, I would

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<v Speaker 2>pay five hundred dollars for that calendar. All right, Nikki Glazer,

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<v Speaker 2>When did you get into Taylor's music? It happened in

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<v Speaker 2>several different stages. The first time, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is something special. I was moving back to Saint

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<v Speaker 2>Louis after I kind of struck out in LA for

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<v Speaker 2>the first time. I'd just done this tonight show, but

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't change my life. I was still babysitting and

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<v Speaker 2>borrowing money from my parents, and they were kind of like,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't do this for you anymore. So I drove

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<v Speaker 2>across country back home and we listened to the radio

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<v Speaker 2>the whole way and Love Story was just playing a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remember being like, this is the song of

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<v Speaker 2>the summer. I was instantly magnetized to that song. I

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<v Speaker 2>almos slipped in a triumph there. Maybe that would make

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<v Speaker 2>this whole thing funny. Nikki Glazer Triumph. When did you

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<v Speaker 2>start going to Taylor's concerts? I went to the Red Store.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it, but I wasn't a swifty yet good bit.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a good bit. I just remember thinking, this

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<v Speaker 2>girl is massively talented. I got to meet her backstage

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<v Speaker 2>after it. I remember all I said to her is,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that was you. She was in a

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<v Speaker 2>buttonhoun shirt, petal pusher bets and her hair looks so normal.

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<v Speaker 2>She just looked normal, but she says this girl flying

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<v Speaker 2>through the air performing for a stadium. I just remember

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<v Speaker 2>being like, I can't believe that's you out there, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>look at you. You're just normal, And she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it crazy? She's just so relatable and cool. I

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<v Speaker 2>was a fan, but the swiftie in me hadn't sunk

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<v Speaker 2>in yet. That didn't happen until I was lying in

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<v Speaker 2>bed listening to nineteen eighty nine. It had just come

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<v Speaker 2>out and it was like the way people describe doing heroin.

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<v Speaker 2>It just hit my veins. I remember thinking, my life

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<v Speaker 2>will never be the same. This is part of who

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<v Speaker 2>I am liking. This woman is part of my identity now.

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<v Speaker 2>It just felt like the same way when I found

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<v Speaker 2>stand up, Like I'm never gonna be the same page.

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<v Speaker 2>Is more of this holiday weekend filler coming up? Oh yes?

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<v Speaker 2>John oliver Is spoked to Variety. He talked about the

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<v Speaker 2>low hanging fruit that is political comedy in twenty twenty four,

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<v Speaker 2>and he said, it's not necessarily a gift that you want,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, technically, it's a gift, but it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a great one. I think the tendency is often to

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<v Speaker 2>think that it writes itself I promise you it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything moves so fast nowadays you can get first take

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<v Speaker 2>jokes online very quickly, so you have to be writing

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<v Speaker 2>the most obvious joke for anything to have that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of surprise factor. On top of that, things are very

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<v Speaker 2>bleak when you're writing jokes. I'm still laughing about the

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<v Speaker 2>triumph Deally ticking Glazer. When you're writing jokes, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to try and find a way to deal with the

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<v Speaker 2>bleakness that isn't kind of fiddling while Rome burns. One

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<v Speaker 2>of the flaws of the way American elections work is

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<v Speaker 2>so much of it is about personality and non policy.

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<v Speaker 2>The policy stuff, of course, is so much more interesting

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<v Speaker 2>and definitely so much more important, and that could be

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<v Speaker 2>a problem, especially when you're writing comedy. It can seem

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<v Speaker 2>encounterintuitive to say, don't look at this subjectively funny thing.

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<v Speaker 2>As for Trump, because it's the third time he's running

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<v Speaker 2>for president, there isn't much more to say about this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an open book. I don't know what we can

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<v Speaker 2>really add in terms of content that we haven't done already.

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<v Speaker 2>So it actually it feels easier to talk about other things.

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<v Speaker 2>That was not the case in twenty sixteen, Walter spoke

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<v Speaker 2>to Josh Johnson, who, two days after the assassination attempt

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<v Speaker 2>on Trump's life at least a forty five minute set

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<v Speaker 2>about the attempt, written and recorded the day it occurred.

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<v Speaker 2>It currently has over eight hundred thousand views. Johnson has

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<v Speaker 2>been writing and recording twelve to forty five minute sets

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<v Speaker 2>inspired by topical events, including Justin Timberlake's arrest at the FBA,

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<v Speaker 2>rate On Diddy's house, Joe Biden dropping out, and more.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh says, I've always been writing a lot ever since

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<v Speaker 2>I started. When I lived in Chicago, which is where

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<v Speaker 2>I started doing comedy, open MIC's were four or five minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>and in my head, it just made more sense to

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<v Speaker 2>try a different set every time. It wasn't always productive,

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<v Speaker 2>because I still learned to do stand up and I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't necessarily getting the repetition of a concentrated four or

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<v Speaker 2>five minute set, but I still felt like I was

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<v Speaker 2>exercising a different muscle which was generating a large amount

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<v Speaker 2>of general output. When I started, all of my real

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<v Speaker 2>heroes and stand up were timeless, so I very much

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be timeless. I felt like being topical and

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<v Speaker 2>current was the antithesis of that. When I realized I

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<v Speaker 2>was writing really fast and I was getting bored with

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<v Speaker 2>my own ideas very quickly, I was like, what if

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<v Speaker 2>I gave this topical thing a shot. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>start post more. I wanted to start sharing what I've

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<v Speaker 2>been creating. I had these notebooks full of jokes that

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<v Speaker 2>were going nowhere, and it was important to me to

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<v Speaker 2>try to share that with people. And I couldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>imagined the journey that's been taking me down. People have

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<v Speaker 2>really taken me in a way that's hard to describe.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes when you see a video, it's my first time

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. I just wrote out as much as possible

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<v Speaker 2>and did my best to memorize it, and I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 2>out the rest of the connective tissue by the audience's reactions.

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<v Speaker 2>I go. And sometimes I've been able to do it

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<v Speaker 2>two or three times. I think the two ways to

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<v Speaker 2>be different is to either have one of the more

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<v Speaker 2>nuanced takes about the big thing everybody's talking about, or

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about the thing nobody is talking about. Ult

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to John Mlini about Langston Kerman's new special.

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<v Speaker 2>Milleni is the director on it, and said not to

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<v Speaker 2>sound conceited or big brothery, but it very much reminded

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<v Speaker 2>me of the special I did in twenty eleven New

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<v Speaker 2>in Town. I was like, Langston is really sought after

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<v Speaker 2>as a writer and actor as well, and everyone knows

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<v Speaker 2>he's a good stand up, but he's got a great

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<v Speaker 2>hour that's got to get out. When I felt when

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<v Speaker 2>I recorded my special was this is everything since I

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<v Speaker 2>started stand up. These are the type of bits I've

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<v Speaker 2>been trying to nail, and now I have a whole

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<v Speaker 2>row with them, and they add up to an hour,

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<v Speaker 2>and I want to do this right now. Every bit

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<v Speaker 2>of the special is a take home bit. I always

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<v Speaker 2>think of specials like album tracks. In each of these

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<v Speaker 2>is a hit to mein critique of most specials is

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<v Speaker 2>and I wish it'd be hard on myself too. Every

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<v Speaker 2>part of it has to be good. Just wait if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have it. This hour was so tight and

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go. The reason of film it was because

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<v Speaker 2>it was so good. As opposed to somebody just saying

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<v Speaker 2>I need to or want to make another special, Langston said.

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted the special to cool and not like a

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<v Speaker 2>silly thing that other people are doing, and m'laney said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and if I named any of the things we avoided,

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<v Speaker 2>you could go find out what specials I'm probably talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not gonna do that. I've got some corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Ricky Gervais has shown fans his new fourteen and a

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<v Speaker 2>half million pound home in Hampstead, nine bathrooms, a spa

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<v Speaker 2>and its own gym and hope, so for that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of coin, Ricky went on Instagram and posted the entrance

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<v Speaker 2>hall and marble staircase, as well as a large room

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<v Speaker 2>that he's using as an office. He says, though it's

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<v Speaker 2>not going to be a forever home, his longtime partner Jeane,

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<v Speaker 2>who's sixty three. Ricky is also sixty three. Jeane has

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<v Speaker 2>concerns about living there in their eighties. Ricky said, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought the last house was going to be the one

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to die in. Bill Simmons has Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler on the Monday episode. I tried to listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even I've been dissing Adam Sandling here. The

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<v Speaker 2>audio quality was horrific. I can't believe Bill Simmons actually

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<v Speaker 2>put it out and nobody cleaned it up. Terrible, unlistenable.

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Schneider is weighing in on politics. He put out

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<v Speaker 2>a lengthy statement, I'm going to skim through it when

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<v Speaker 2>I raise my voice here. Those are words that Rob

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<v Speaker 2>Schneider put out in caps, the words of Rob Schneider,

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<v Speaker 2>de your fellow Robert Kennedy, Junior supporters and American citizens.

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<v Speaker 2>As we have seen this week, once again, the Democratic

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<v Speaker 2>Party is not running on any ideas to make American

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<v Speaker 2>lives better. There once again running on the hatred of

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<v Speaker 2>one individual, Donald J. Trump, and they are hoping that

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<v Speaker 2>you will hate him so much that you will forget

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<v Speaker 2>about the Democrats forever, wars that are pushing the world

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<v Speaker 2>closer to World War three in the primary, affecting a

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<v Speaker 2>coup pushing out a duly elected president and much like

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<v Speaker 2>the Soviet politbureau installing the new puppet leader who had

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<v Speaker 2>the lowest approval rating of any form or vice president. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>relax with the caps. He sound crazy. I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>want to slip in a triumph here and do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And who still refused to take any questions from the press. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the Democrats are hoping. It's much funnier this way, isn't it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the Democrats are hoping that you hate Trump more than

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<v Speaker 2>you love your country and your free speech, your children's

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<v Speaker 2>education and safety, and your freedoms. Rob Schneider doing a

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<v Speaker 2>half ass triumph, continue to write as a fellow American

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<v Speaker 2>citizen and Robert Kennedy Junior supporter, I hope that you

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<v Speaker 2>will oppost tyranny and join us and vote for Donald J.

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<v Speaker 2>Trump for President of the United States of America. Schneider

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<v Speaker 2>concluded his message with an image of the American flag.

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<v Speaker 2>Send your letters to Rob Schneider. Tonight, Seth Myers will

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<v Speaker 2>host a stand up show with the Martha's Vineyard Performing

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<v Speaker 2>Arts Center to benefit the friends of the chill Mark

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<v Speaker 2>pre School. According to the organization's board president, the school

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<v Speaker 2>is currently a capacity and has how to turn local

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<v Speaker 2>families away. They need three and a half million dollars

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<v Speaker 2>for the new facility. Seth Myers Hooking it up. Seth said,

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<v Speaker 2>it's nice to know that are there are places where

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<v Speaker 2>When I walk into a preschool, I wish that my

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<v Speaker 2>time somebody gave me a full ninety minutes to fingerpaint.

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<v Speaker 2>Expect the show to include dad jokes that says, no

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<v Speaker 2>matter how little you like a dad joke before you

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<v Speaker 2>become a father, it becomes impossible to hold them back.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you become a dad. It's pretty much all you

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<v Speaker 2>can think about. Please Don't Destroy and Friends. Live sketch

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<v Speaker 2>comedy from the Please Don't Destroy Guys plus some Special

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<v Speaker 2>Guess will be at the reopening of the Upright Citizens

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<v Speaker 2>Brigade Theater in New York City. The show's part of

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<v Speaker 2>a week long run of performances taking place at the

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<v Speaker 2>new UCB Theater starting September thirteenth. The theater has moved to

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<v Speaker 2>a new location in the East Village and is currently

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<v Speaker 2>running preview shows leading up to the grand reopening. Shannon

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<v Speaker 2>Fielder has a new special it's called thirty, flirty and Crying.

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<v Speaker 2>In it, she riffs on universal topics such as the

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<v Speaker 2>horrors of dating, the pressures of ordering the right wine,

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<v Speaker 2>and the inherent dangers of using public restrooms. Let's listen, thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Two is not a cool age. Taylor Swift does not sing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about you, but I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling my mortality like I have just as many friends

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<v Speaker 1>that have babies as I do that have drug dealers,

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<v Speaker 1>and actually many of them are the same friend. I

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<v Speaker 1>spent all of my twenties dating guys just like Aladdin overconfident,

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<v Speaker 1>compulsive liars who wear vests. You might know them as bankers.

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<v Speaker 2>Shannon says. While the themes in point of view of

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<v Speaker 2>this show are similar to my videos, thirty flirty and

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<v Speaker 2>Crying is a much more personal exploration of the topics.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always riffing on stand up as a place where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not taking on characters, but instead sharing my own

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<v Speaker 2>stories and opinions. Shannon Fielder was named a Comic to

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<v Speaker 2>Watch at the twenty twenty three New York Comedy Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is your comedy news for today. If you

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might

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<v Speaker 2>like it too. A lot of new listeners. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if that's because of Apple changed something last week.

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<v Speaker 2>They added away for the android people to come. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you're new to the show, Hi, welcome, appreciate you,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll see you back here tomorrow.