Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one O
Speaker 1: one one w j r R. But your freaking idiots
Speaker 1: all right. This portion of the show has brought you
Speaker 1: by Pitmasters and Pors. Big event in Mount Torra will
Speaker 1: be there on Saturday afternoons starting at three.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a big party. Dude, get your tickets
Speaker 2: in advance. W j r R dot com. Slash Events.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have Barry from Shrine down there. We're gonna
Speaker 2: have wrestling with the guys from one O four.
Speaker 3: We're not wrestling them there. There no wrestling, although that
Speaker 3: would be pretty comical.
Speaker 2: I am not gonna take on Amernova or Ross. Actually
Speaker 2: Russ is a good wrestler anyway. Well, you would just
Speaker 2: bite them to high school, you would just bite them anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sure that's your finishing move.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I bit Pat one time. He his body's slimming me
Speaker 2: in a hotel room. That sounds really strange right now.
Speaker 2: And I bit them right here Baltimore, right in the bicep.
Speaker 2: We're at the Beer Festival. We were at the East
Speaker 2: Coast edition of the Great American beer festival.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And uh, and he picked me up above his head
Speaker 2: to body slam me and I bit as I bit
Speaker 2: his muscle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever the hell you your bicep? Yeah? And I
Speaker 3: had a bruise with his teeth marks in it that
Speaker 3: turned bright yellow. Yeah, that's how horrible it was. Either
Speaker 3: that or maybe it was it disease. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Go to wj R dot com on the events page.
Speaker 3: You get your tickets in advance. They are twelve bucks.
Speaker 3: We'll see a Saturday in Mount Door starting at three.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 2: Pittmasters and pores, beer, barbecue, bourbon and bacon.
Speaker 3: With that one. And we just get this party started
Speaker 3: right now. Fload of man, fload of man's floading up.
Speaker 3: Man got to be a flying man.
Speaker 2: He's got to be a flying.
Speaker 3: Man real quick. By the way, if you're just joining us,
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Speaker 2: I see the mic up, so the comes I'll point out. Pat, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got you. I'm always looking like squirrel. I got you.
Speaker 2: You've got ten minutes for that. But you know I'm
Speaker 2: always looking anyway. Newscasters, boobs go ahead.
Speaker 3: Florida man Marion County represent Marion County man arrested accused
Speaker 3: of keeping two alligators in his backyard swimming pool. How
Speaker 3: big this? According to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission FWC,
Speaker 3: officers responded to the man's home after receiving info suggesting
Speaker 3: that the reptiles were being kept there. According to the
Speaker 3: police statements, after initially denying their or any alligators at
Speaker 3: the property, the man alleged admitted there, yeah, I got
Speaker 3: two in the ow in my swimming pool. They found
Speaker 3: also remains of another alligator that was dead on his property,
Speaker 3: and the guy also was keeping several freshwater slider turtles
Speaker 3: at his property.
Speaker 2: You know what that is, right, that's woody insurge. It's
Speaker 2: the red air slider. Pat, Oh is it? Yeah? They
Speaker 2: said slider. That's a red air slider. Those are the
Speaker 2: two turtles that you've seen before when I worked here.
Speaker 2: Twenty something twenty five years ago, probably right, Not sure
Speaker 2: if this is exactly what he insurget. No, I know
Speaker 2: they have a long time turtles. Those are in Lake Bear.
Speaker 2: I mean they're in a lake around town. Oh.
Speaker 3: He was jailed two counts of possession of an alligator
Speaker 3: and one kind of unlawful taking count of unlawful take
Speaker 3: of slider turtles.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say how big on the gators.
Speaker 3: It doesn't. No other information was provided. If he's got
Speaker 3: gator swimming in his swimming pool, I mean, yeah, he.
Speaker 2: Hadn't had a pool guy by or he is not
Speaker 2: chlorinated do it yourselfself. No, no, he is not chlorinated.
Speaker 3: I wonder if this is bo Wildman. Stop. Go ahead
Speaker 3: and tell the bull story. Some kid, neighborhood kid. When
Speaker 3: we were growing up, he was the dirty kid. Here's
Speaker 3: the guy. You know a lot of us I had
Speaker 3: the dirty feet growl. His whole family was dirty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and their house was dirty. Their backyard pool was well mullet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the pool was not chlorinated. As you mentioned, it was
Speaker 3: taken care of by nature. We'll put it to that way.
Speaker 3: Nature had taken over to the point where, yes, mullet
Speaker 3: could live in this pool and did Bow? Is he still?
Speaker 3: He was on my little league team one year he
Speaker 3: would come and practice barefoot. Yeah, yeah, that's bo.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to say his last name, because
Speaker 2: what I do is I say people's name and I
Speaker 2: grew up here, and I say their last name, and
Speaker 2: then somebody goes, Bob, thanks for lot, like I have
Speaker 2: my my big reunion coming up in high school and
Speaker 2: thanks calling me out.
Speaker 3: So is Bow is his last name? Actually? That wild? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was. He was born into that path. Think about
Speaker 3: a wild man. He's a nice guy. They were just wild. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: That's like having the last name DF. I mean you're
Speaker 2: born into it. So bof you're listen and we love you.
Speaker 3: I mean if he is, I mean he probably is still,
Speaker 3: you know, wearing it like a bad geohn or. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's just how they were. And nothing I've said here
Speaker 3: as slander. It's as accurate representation of of course, of
Speaker 3: course he did wear shoes during our actual games. I'd
Speaker 3: like to point no socks. Just just cleat your covered
Speaker 3: covered in the slander. It's o child man.
Speaker 2: No, that sounds weird too, My god, we're moving on
Speaker 2: from Bow.
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Speaker 3: of the entire decade of the eighties, despite it.
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Speaker 3: went to number one on Billboard. Uh it's now been
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Speaker 3: it's now a toilet paper jingle. Taco we quill. We
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Speaker 3: Is a paper game.
Speaker 2: We did comfort.
Speaker 3: Week keeping Quilton with Quilton Northern Northern trying to muscle
Speaker 3: in on the TP share.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I think that's what that role over
Speaker 2: there is. I thought they were gonna heal. They say
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, we clean up. That's flat or sorry,
Speaker 2: I should not have made that r raided.
Speaker 3: Anyway. How's bo doing with the alligator the mulletinus bull.
Speaker 3: Finally there's this. Elected officials, doctors, and lawyers are among
Speaker 3: dozens of men fighting to keep their names private as
Speaker 3: customers of an alleged brothel in Massachusetts. On Monday, the
Speaker 3: highest court in that state heard arguments from both sides
Speaker 3: in the case. These guys were going to some joint
Speaker 3: actually was multiple locations run by the same operator. In
Speaker 3: pretty much it was a brothel being fronted as a
Speaker 3: professional photography place, but was actually full on prostitution featuring
Speaker 3: a lot nude professional Asian models. That's hot.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry Paris Hilton, but that's hot.
Speaker 3: Ask Robert Kraft if you guys, he's up your way,
Speaker 3: Ask him if he thinks your name should be kept.
Speaker 2: Right when you said Boston, I was thinking about I'm like, ask,
Speaker 2: there's some high profiles, high profile lawyers, doctors like you said.
Speaker 3: Although the Craft thing happened here in Florida. Now this
Speaker 3: being Massachusetts, you know how politically charged that state is.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, there's gonna be some some grease and going
Speaker 3: on behind the scenes here to fight some loophole where
Speaker 3: these names will never play.
Speaker 2: Craft just had a he had a he had a
Speaker 2: cramped up back right in neither of the massage.
Speaker 3: Regardless of him getting out of that mess, ultimately he
Speaker 3: was his name still got out their associated he's got
Speaker 3: are all like, well, our lives and families are ruined.
Speaker 3: If our names are made public with this, they're ruined.
Speaker 3: We'll see what the judge has to say. Break out
Speaker 3: the ranch craft, Let your talk.
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