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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R. But your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all right. This portion of the show has brought you

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<v Speaker 1>by Pitmasters and Pors. Big event in Mount Torra will

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<v Speaker 1>be there on Saturday afternoons starting at three.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a big party. Dude, get your tickets

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<v Speaker 2>in advance. W j r R dot com. Slash Events.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have Barry from Shrine down there. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have wrestling with the guys from one O four.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not wrestling them there. There no wrestling, although that

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<v Speaker 3>would be pretty comical.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not gonna take on Amernova or Ross. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>Russ is a good wrestler anyway. Well, you would just

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<v Speaker 2>bite them to high school, you would just bite them anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>sure that's your finishing move.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I bit Pat one time. He his body's slimming me

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<v Speaker 2>in a hotel room. That sounds really strange right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And I bit them right here Baltimore, right in the bicep.

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<v Speaker 2>We're at the Beer Festival. We were at the East

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<v Speaker 2>Coast edition of the Great American beer festival.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, and he picked me up above his head

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<v Speaker 2>to body slam me and I bit as I bit

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<v Speaker 2>his muscle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, whatever the hell you your bicep? Yeah? And I

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<v Speaker 3>had a bruise with his teeth marks in it that

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<v Speaker 3>turned bright yellow. Yeah, that's how horrible it was. Either

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<v Speaker 3>that or maybe it was it disease. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to wj R dot com on the events page.

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<v Speaker 3>You get your tickets in advance. They are twelve bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see a Saturday in Mount Door starting at three.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Pittmasters and pores, beer, barbecue, bourbon and bacon.

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<v Speaker 3>With that one. And we just get this party started

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<v Speaker 3>right now. Fload of man, fload of man's floading up.

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<v Speaker 3>Man got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got to be a flying.

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<v Speaker 3>Man real quick. By the way, if you're just joining us,

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<v Speaker 3>an historic spacewalk attempt is about to happen in about

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<v Speaker 3>ten minutes. Do you have the live feed on the

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<v Speaker 3>JR Facebook page or Lynch and Taco blog at wher

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<v Speaker 3>dot com. First private commercial spacewalk attempt. The Plaris Dawn

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<v Speaker 3>astronauts are gearing up for that live feed coming at

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<v Speaker 3>you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I see the mic up, so the comes I'll point out. Pat, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got you. I'm always looking like squirrel. I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got ten minutes for that. But you know I'm

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<v Speaker 2>always looking anyway. Newscasters, boobs go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Florida man Marion County represent Marion County man arrested accused

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<v Speaker 3>of keeping two alligators in his backyard swimming pool. How

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<v Speaker 3>big this? According to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission FWC,

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<v Speaker 3>officers responded to the man's home after receiving info suggesting

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<v Speaker 3>that the reptiles were being kept there. According to the

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<v Speaker 3>police statements, after initially denying their or any alligators at

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<v Speaker 3>the property, the man alleged admitted there, yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 3>two in the ow in my swimming pool. They found

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<v Speaker 3>also remains of another alligator that was dead on his property,

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<v Speaker 3>and the guy also was keeping several freshwater slider turtles

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<v Speaker 3>at his property.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what that is, right, that's woody insurge. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the red air slider. Pat, Oh is it? Yeah? They

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<v Speaker 2>said slider. That's a red air slider. Those are the

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<v Speaker 2>two turtles that you've seen before when I worked here.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty something twenty five years ago, probably right, Not sure

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<v Speaker 2>if this is exactly what he insurget. No, I know

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<v Speaker 2>they have a long time turtles. Those are in Lake Bear.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they're in a lake around town. Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>He was jailed two counts of possession of an alligator

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<v Speaker 3>and one kind of unlawful taking count of unlawful take

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<v Speaker 3>of slider turtles.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't say how big on the gators.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't. No other information was provided. If he's got

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<v Speaker 3>gator swimming in his swimming pool, I mean, yeah, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Hadn't had a pool guy by or he is not

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<v Speaker 2>chlorinated do it yourselfself. No, no, he is not chlorinated.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if this is bo Wildman. Stop. Go ahead

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<v Speaker 3>and tell the bull story. Some kid, neighborhood kid. When

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<v Speaker 3>we were growing up, he was the dirty kid. Here's

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<v Speaker 3>the guy. You know a lot of us I had

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<v Speaker 3>the dirty feet growl. His whole family was dirty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and their house was dirty. Their backyard pool was well mullet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the pool was not chlorinated. As you mentioned, it was

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<v Speaker 3>taken care of by nature. We'll put it to that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Nature had taken over to the point where, yes, mullet

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<v Speaker 3>could live in this pool and did Bow? Is he still?

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<v Speaker 3>He was on my little league team one year he

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<v Speaker 3>would come and practice barefoot. Yeah, yeah, that's bo.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even want to say his last name, because

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<v Speaker 2>what I do is I say people's name and I

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<v Speaker 2>grew up here, and I say their last name, and

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<v Speaker 2>then somebody goes, Bob, thanks for lot, like I have

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<v Speaker 2>my my big reunion coming up in high school and

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<v Speaker 2>thanks calling me out.

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<v Speaker 3>So is Bow is his last name? Actually? That wild? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>He was. He was born into that path. Think about

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<v Speaker 3>a wild man. He's a nice guy. They were just wild. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like having the last name DF. I mean you're

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<v Speaker 2>born into it. So bof you're listen and we love you.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean if he is, I mean he probably is still,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, wearing it like a bad geohn or. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>that's just how they were. And nothing I've said here

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<v Speaker 3>as slander. It's as accurate representation of of course, of

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<v Speaker 3>course he did wear shoes during our actual games. I'd

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<v Speaker 3>like to point no socks. Just just cleat your covered

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<v Speaker 3>covered in the slander. It's o child man.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that sounds weird too, My god, we're moving on

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<v Speaker 2>from Bow.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh This song was voted at one point worst song

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<v Speaker 3>of the entire decade of the eighties, despite it.

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<v Speaker 2>Being a number one hit eight six seven five. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a fine song, Tommy two Toneenny Yeah, nine eight

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<v Speaker 2>six seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Five through you. No, not that one. Uh. We built

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<v Speaker 3>a city by Starship Starship. It was a big hit,

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<v Speaker 3>went to number one on Billboard. Uh it's now been

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<v Speaker 3>co opt and redone and uh it's it's well. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's now a toilet paper jingle. Taco we quill. We

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<v Speaker 3>quilled this city with a comfy like.

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<v Speaker 4>Say it doesn't matter, say it's all the same, but

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<v Speaker 4>we are here to change your guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a paper game.

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<v Speaker 2>We did comfort.

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<v Speaker 3>Week keeping Quilton with Quilton Northern Northern trying to muscle

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<v Speaker 3>in on the TP share.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I think that's what that role over

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<v Speaker 2>there is. I thought they were gonna heal. They say

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter, we clean up. That's flat or sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I should not have made that r raided.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway. How's bo doing with the alligator the mulletinus bull.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally there's this. Elected officials, doctors, and lawyers are among

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<v Speaker 3>dozens of men fighting to keep their names private as

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<v Speaker 3>customers of an alleged brothel in Massachusetts. On Monday, the

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<v Speaker 3>highest court in that state heard arguments from both sides

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<v Speaker 3>in the case. These guys were going to some joint

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<v Speaker 3>actually was multiple locations run by the same operator. In

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<v Speaker 3>pretty much it was a brothel being fronted as a

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<v Speaker 3>professional photography place, but was actually full on prostitution featuring

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<v Speaker 3>a lot nude professional Asian models. That's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sorry Paris Hilton, but that's hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask Robert Kraft if you guys, he's up your way,

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<v Speaker 3>Ask him if he thinks your name should be kept.

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<v Speaker 2>Right when you said Boston, I was thinking about I'm like, ask,

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<v Speaker 2>there's some high profiles, high profile lawyers, doctors like you said.

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<v Speaker 3>Although the Craft thing happened here in Florida. Now this

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<v Speaker 3>being Massachusetts, you know how politically charged that state is.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, there's gonna be some some grease and going

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<v Speaker 3>on behind the scenes here to fight some loophole where

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<v Speaker 3>these names will never play.

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<v Speaker 2>Craft just had a he had a he had a

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<v Speaker 2>cramped up back right in neither of the massage.

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<v Speaker 3>Regardless of him getting out of that mess, ultimately he

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<v Speaker 3>was his name still got out their associated he's got

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<v Speaker 3>are all like, well, our lives and families are ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>If our names are made public with this, they're ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see what the judge has to say. Break out

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<v Speaker 3>the ranch craft, Let your talk.

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