Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hello everyone, welcome back to Kai Dongeons
and Dragons, Episode fifty three. We're finally back. We're finally
running Dongeons and Dragons. It's it's we're back. We're finally
running Doungeons and Dragons. Were back and we're finally running
dudeons and dragons. I'm sorry, what are we doing? We're
finally running dugs and dragons. I thought we were doing
that board game show that you do all the time,
doing that board game show that is also coming back
soon but allegedly. But we are. We are back doing
Dungeons of Dragons East and my computer has been broken.
I've been away, but we are here last time before
I do the intros just so you guys have can
catch up. Last time, you guys killed and activated the
final Tower, the Cleric Tower. You destroyed Calissa Clarissa, Clarissa
claris So she fell to the ground in a fiery
ball and and exploded or whatever she did. You heard
the loud boom, and you know that the fountain has
now is now ready to be activated. That is where
we left off last time. I am here as always
with Briggs Norman.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, is good to be back. I'm excited to
Lady Indie.
Speaker 1: I'm here with Cody Swabty.
Speaker 3: Hello, it's me Cody.
Speaker 1: I'm here with the Shark. Daniel Green.
Speaker 4: My merchants live right now at Daniel bgreen dot com.
Speaker 5: If you want to get this cool skeletony in time
for Halloween free plug, you can't stop me.
Speaker 1: Want Anthony, I'm big Tony right now.
Speaker 4: I started this past month. Let's do this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right. Not for D and D fans out there.
We are not running the New Players Handbook.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 6: People have been asking we are running.
Speaker 1: Maybe the next series might be in the New Players
hand Yeah, we just don't want to go back and
change still fit edition. It will be fitth edition until
the end. Another announcement October m c M. I will
have a table and I will be still selling the
posters and the Devil's that card game, and also maybe
the new card game.
Speaker 4: I will be the only one there, won't none of
these guys twice a year they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do it. I will be the only one there.
I'm not doing any panels. I'm just doing my table.
I'm in the Creators Pavilion Table twenty. If you find
the createst pavilion. You'll be able to find me.
Speaker 6: He will not have me for company. You have to
go and hang out with him.
Speaker 3: Please, d and d panel by yourself, dude, no balls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got you. And there you guys I think.
Speaker 1: Might be there, and you know there are other people there, my.
Speaker 6: Friends, danielste I need you guys to go.
Speaker 4: It's a giant warehouse and it's just rustage in one
table in the center of the warehouse.
Speaker 6: That is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Zaine will be there if you want to meet Zayane.
I know he doesn't actually tecking. I'm sorry to say
this is Zaane doesn't really like you that much.
Speaker 6: So I don't care.
Speaker 4: I don't care. I don't care if he wants to
kill me. I love that man to the end of time.
He don't care.
Speaker 1: He's just sadly. If there's ever an event that you're at,
he won't be there.
Speaker 6: That's fine, that's I understand that why he wasn't He wasn't.
Speaker 1: The last one, Yeah, that's why. Yeah, but he's there.
So you want to meet Zane one day, I should
just come in with a wig and just like.
Speaker 4: Or just like just like Zaye from Yu Gi O
g X or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, Like.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, it's like this little guy like with
like huge banks in her eyes, like a beard as well,
small but beard.
Speaker 4: I did go to Zaye's wedding and he didn't show
up at his own wedding.
Speaker 6: That was it was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations and marrying Zaye's wife. I think that's the
reason why he's upset with you.
Speaker 6: Somebody is gonna have to step up in right.
Speaker 4: No, no, something stood up with the Then somebody else
has to step in because the marriage is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: They've paid for the time.
Speaker 4: The priest walks out and just let's have a lottery.
Whoever wins it's to marry. Nobody volunteers. I just have
to pick someone from the crowd.
Speaker 6: I'll do it. I guess I'll have to marry.
Speaker 4: That is specifically why all of you are invited in
my wedding, just in case.
Speaker 1: I say, also, congratulations, the dedue greed on your engagement.
Speaker 3: Congrats, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna marry that bitch. It's gonna be great. Of course,
I'll show up. I'll show no matter what.
Speaker 4: Wait, no, can you we have a specific job for you.
Can you possibly stand under a tree at a distance
and watch mysteriously with a hat?
Speaker 6: I can't do whatever you'd like me to do. Cool?
Speaker 4: Do you want me to wear like a black like
trench coat and a creepy mask and be like and as.
Speaker 5: Soon as we say I do, you turn and walk
away and then like I'm the jostor yeah, or some
ship like Briggs in the reception. I need you to
sniper shot someone in the head just so it's memorable, Okay,
got it.
Speaker 3: Often spend the rest of my life in jail just
for you.
Speaker 6: I got it casually first murder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you won't be I won't be.
Speaker 2: I won't be coming to the wedding, but I will
get your bachelor party with or without you.
Speaker 4: Everyone just gets invites to a bachelor party except for me.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you need a guy to host bachelor parties,
we met someone.
Speaker 6: I love it guy. What that fucking dude?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now this is so, This is so. When we
were when we were mcm London, just out to the
streets of London, this drunk guy came up to us
and just started His name was Harry and his joke
as he plans bachelor parties.
Speaker 6: Was so drunk.
Speaker 4: So I just turn around and he there's just this
guy as part of our group walking down the sidewalk
into the subway, and I just start chatting with him, like, so, Harry,
what do you do in the world? And He's like,
I plan bachelor parties, mate, And I'm like, okay, that's
let's explore that.
Speaker 6: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: He has a lot in common with someone who's a
professional dungeon master, get to know people, keep the momentum
of the party going, you know, locations, hiring strippers, like yeah.
Speaker 2: That's part about Harry though, was moll whole time? We
hinted that he was going the wrong direction? Yes, like
he's like, he's like, I'm gonna keep on following you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys did like you know, where you're going was
not to where you want to go.
Speaker 6: And I remember when he finally gets to our tradeing like.
Speaker 3: Walk in the office direction.
Speaker 6: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I don't remember who it was. I think it might
have been Lauren or somebody that's like, I don't like
the vibe off this guy, Like he's just really.
Speaker 3: You're definitely trying to flirt with Laura. And I got
to go that way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you just got it. And he just eventually
just turned around and just walked out of our lives.
And we never saw covering your drink kind of vibe.
Speaker 1: Any I don't. He wasn't that sort of vibe. Just
he was being overly friendly with a bunch of people.
Speaker 6: Didn't know.
Speaker 1: He's the guy Dunes of Dragons. Welcome back. So you
guys have recently killed the Cleric goarden. You hear that
last room?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, we're within three minutes and down to the
ground with.
Speaker 1: A loud and now you're back in what is now
the ruins of the Cleric building where the Cleric Tower
was then the Cleric Holy Site, and you're now there,
all right, button turns to Norman. Oh, Norman. Fuck.
Speaker 2: But in.
Speaker 1: That's something I feel like I got to get off
my chest before we continue.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we've all we've all been through it. We've all,
we've all, we've all grown from this. What do you
have to get off your chest? My friend?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was obvious, but maybe it wasn't. But over
the course of this adventure, you know, I see you
as this amazing, incredible wizard and I and I think
I developed feelings for you.
Speaker 4: I know, I go up to Norman and just pat
him on the back, like, go get them kid.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow. The thing is, I understand that there is a
power imbalance here. I look up to you as this.
Oh you know, I reveed you, and I fooled myself
into thinking that maybe you would like a little mushroom
like me. But I'm here to admit these feelings to you.
So either I could be surprised and you say that
there is a chance that we, you know, could explore
these feelings as equals, or the more likely option, you
reject me and I can get on with my life.
But I feel like it's important that this happens.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a that's a lot button. That took a
lot of a lot of courage to say. For sure,
I'm proud of you, my friend, although that is what
I see you as a friend.
Speaker 1: And I it's okay.
Speaker 3: I would do the best. I was a butt in hand.
I had a little much retter.
Speaker 1: I was being delusional. I know that, and it's okay.
I don't think it would have been very healthy of
a relationship. Either I will find somebody for me, well,
I won't the goal is happiness, isn't it. It's always happiness, That's.
Speaker 2: All we look for at the end of the day.
I am I hope I was able to be a
good mentor. I know you you saw me as this
greater like because I have like all these magical powers
and stuff. But I've even realized with myself it's like,
it's not the magic that makes me. I need to
focus on my my other attributes and not rely on
it so much to impress people.
Speaker 3: You know, that'll be myself. I think we've all learned
a lot through this journey.
Speaker 6: Are we? Are we all there?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like as soon as that confession starts happening,
Cody's just like he's like pretending not to listen.
Speaker 1: Washington is unconscious on the ground.
Speaker 4: I just looked down at him, just like, holy shit,
is this George Washington.
Speaker 6: The whole time?
Speaker 1: If somebody wants to get him.
Speaker 6: I kick him.
Speaker 4: He's unconscious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your new?
Speaker 6: No, I'm George Washington. Yeah I'm gonna try it out
on him. No conscious, I am. I am sheltering George
Washington from the random assaults that are happening. I just
like sling him off my shoulder.
Speaker 5: Why are we pretending we don't commit murder all the time?
Like there's been so much murder in this group, Like
why are we like now big, like.
Speaker 6: It's a big deal.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to say, for the shock,
you're not aware of all the murder? Well, actually know you,
you are aware of all the murder.
Speaker 4: Tony Big Tony has never been convicted of a single
murder in his life. Convicted? But how many is he done?
At least seventy two?
Speaker 6: But well that's way too high. I thought we would
be like four or five. What the Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I run a factory with so many safety violations,
mostly because there are no such things as safety codes
where I'm from. You have left like gangster territory and
entered like there's like, oh, you're a guy with a
rough life, and then there's you're a serial killer.
Speaker 6: Can't really be.
Speaker 4: Considered a serial killer if I'm not the one personally
killing them? Oh, I was asking how many of you
personally killed?
Speaker 6: Oh? Just like six? Now I don't believe Anna.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna pull code of this side and
go I think we have a serial killer here.
Speaker 6: We can get rid of him. I got on eleven
of that reception.
Speaker 4: So are we gonna do our first inter party murder?
Speaker 6: No, I mean, like we can like press his button
or wherever it is and send him back to his home.
Speaker 5: So we're just gonna unleash a serial killer in a
time frame where they don't have proper investigative work.
Speaker 4: All right, big Tony can see where the tides go.
Speaker 6: And so I'm just.
Speaker 4: Everybody or just Cody.
Speaker 6: I really think we should have tried to stop that
serial killer. I don't. I don't know about you, Like
we did something bad here, Big Tony.
Speaker 4: During the early twentieth century, so many unsolved murders in Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania that just that like a good, like a good
forty percent of them could be traced back to Big Tony. Yeah,
I'm proke, Like I don't have a problem with me killing,
but I feel like I should kill people that kill people.
Speaker 6: Does that make sense? We're getting into some complicated territory
right now.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what happens. We don't even know
what happens to Anthony. If we kill his alter ego,
I'm bad y Anthony comes back, Hi, I don't. Yeah,
did you know that your great grandpa is like a
serial killer. I no, okay, did he try to kill
one of you?
Speaker 5: No, but he confessed to like seventy two indirect murders
and then or no direct murders. And then when I
was like, are you a serial killer, He's like, well,
I didn't do it personally, and it's like, you know,
mm hmm, well, I mean I didn't know him, so, like,
you know, I'm sure there's people in your past that
have probably done some messed up things.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I've done messed up stuff. Yeah, but no,
but you've changed.
Speaker 4: You've obviously, unless since I've been gone, you've had a
character change. Again, I don't retcon some stuff now, I'm
maybe malgus state. I don't really know, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you have the memories of the shock, but
you still you don't have all of the crazy narcissistic
tendencies of the shock.
Speaker 4: If I ever have to switch personas again, hopefully it
won't be that guy again.
Speaker 6: Then I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't promise somebody else might be a murderer, though,
I don't know, Like, yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, quickly, Norman and Button is gonna say, don't see
this as like a rejection, and don't let it make
you spiral the way it's made me spiral in the
past many times, my my love and affection wasn't uh
seen back back to like back to me, and I
let it change who I was and put me down
the wrong path.
Speaker 3: Learn from my mistakes.
Speaker 1: I will. You are wise beyond your years.
Speaker 4: I lean into Cody and I'm like, oh it did
Button finally confess to Uh? Yeah, yeah, we're kind of,
you know, pretending that we can't hear. But I mean
it's just the like six of us. No, No, it's fine,
it's it's I understand. I just it had to happen
at some point.
Speaker 1: Bone is also here.
Speaker 6: You see what I did.
Speaker 1: That's jump.
Speaker 6: You've come a long way.
Speaker 1: You have very much done that exactly.
Speaker 6: Bone.
Speaker 4: Slow, do you want to come back?
Speaker 6: We won right?
Speaker 4: The fountains activated?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Whatever?
Speaker 4: Do you want to come back to me to the future?
Speaker 6: Huh huh?
Speaker 4: You want to come back with me to my time?
Speaker 1: That feels that's Oh.
Speaker 6: There's plenty of people that have forearms in my time.
Speaker 4: It's not right, Okay. Animal splicing is a thing. There's
people walking around like pokemon in my universe, But like
it's fine.
Speaker 1: It there are people that I can arm, wrestle and
play mini golf with.
Speaker 4: Oh absolutely, Oh we well we have the intense mini golf.
I'm the one that told you about the mini golf thing.
Wrestling mini golf in like chest boxing, Yeah, chest boxing also,
Tetris would be right up your alley in my time
for sure.
Speaker 6: Why another day, another day, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 4: How old would Cody be in Anthony's twenty fifty that
would be the year, so fifty, he would be like seventy.
Speaker 6: Oh no, he'd be so much older than that.
Speaker 4: No, No, No, nineteen eighties when he's was he was from,
So he'd.
Speaker 6: Be like, yeah he was born in the sty.
Speaker 4: They think it's a ninety something bro.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, bro, not alive when nineteen fifty eight he
was born. Well, I disagree he could have.
Speaker 4: He'd be one hundred names.
Speaker 6: No, he could be the first person to live in
like two hundred or something. He's a freaks. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just worry that, like the health supplements of like
the eighties would probably actually have really bad lot. That's
a conflict between the health supplements of the eighties and
the advanced medicine of like the twenty thirties.
Speaker 6: Like which one's gonna balance out a super bottler?
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, Cody is born quite near to when my
dad is born.
Speaker 4: My dad, he's born exactly the same year as my dad. Nineteen.
Speaker 6: Oh that's so good, Codi's like the same age, you guys,
dad's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, oh god, I'm going to go into
the twenty fifties knowing my dad's going to be dead.
All right, let's continue.
Speaker 4: I mean, my dad's gonna be My dad is going
to be seventy and four years and that is the trippiest.
Speaker 6: Thing in my way. Yeah, my dad was seventy three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad's old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, seventy one.
Speaker 6: Your tone implied he'll die soon. Tech.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, my grandfather died when he was seventy nine,
so it's kind of.
Speaker 2: Like a.
Speaker 1: Dad's die. We have to do a group session together
in memoriam.
Speaker 6: Hopefully your dad, Dad's gonna live forever.
Speaker 4: My dad was born in the seventies, but he also
has so much Okay, he's probably not.
Speaker 1: Going to reach like seventy Okay, what about your dad?
Speaker 3: Briggs doing well? Okay, you probably still kick my ass.
Not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: How are we getting home?
Speaker 4: We have to get back to the capitals, so.
Speaker 6: Drake from the Founder or something? Yeah, but you how
we're get into the fountain?
Speaker 1: It's in the capitol. You you arrived here via boat?
But is that boat still there? Black Beard might be
on it.
Speaker 4: Now hold on, I want to check thing. Can I
look around for some kind of magical portal that magically
opened as soon as we defeated the final boss that'll warp.
Speaker 1: Us back to the There is no magical when you
look around, the only thing you see is George Washington's
conconscious body. All right, I'll go.
Speaker 6: He's on my shoulder. He's on my shoulder.
Speaker 4: I'll go tend to him.
Speaker 1: Did you stabilize him? I can, because I'm he's still
gonna have to do death saves otherwise.
Speaker 6: Oh he was?
Speaker 1: He was?
Speaker 6: I thought we did stabilize him for some reason.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's not.
Speaker 4: Then as part of like me picking up and slinging
my shoulder, I'm just gonna cast cure wounds on him.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, there you go. I was he stabilized
about whatever? He's he's on your shoulder and alive. People
are saying he was stabilized, so he probably was, so
he's on your shoulder. He opens his eyes. Democracy Ah, yeah,
that's right, Bud. How is dreaming about America where you
could get a slice of pizza for a dollar?
Speaker 4: You well, I mean that probably happened at some point.
Speaker 7: Streaming of an America where you could go into these
big buildings and get a twelve pack of mountain dew
for six dollars ninety nine.
Speaker 4: H Yeah, look man, hell yeah, Rother's let's let's send
you home.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, let's get back to America.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Johnsen is going to retire. And he
closes his eyes again and falls asleep.
Speaker 6: Let's let's walk back to where the ship was. Yeah,
let's go back to water and see what it was
anchored near the coast.
Speaker 1: You. Yeah, you make your way back to the coast
through the jungle, and when you get there, all that's
on the harbor is the small rowboat that Blackbeard came in.
But the big okay that you stole from Barras is gone.
Speaker 6: They took them.
Speaker 4: Okay, we have trees, and I'm an artificer. I could
probably build a ship. It might take a bit, but
I could probably do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot more time. I can learn teleport, give me, uh,
give me, we could like maybe sleep here and then.
Speaker 1: Very importantly sorry, as you guys are sort of leaving
the temple and heading you do you do see the
small face of Maya Delwyn Dalewen. So did you guys
killed the god?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, we uh we took her out. I'm sorry
this didn't work out for you.
Speaker 1: It's just what am I supposed to do.
Speaker 6: Now, you can always go back into politics, right.
Speaker 1: I was a terrible politician, you know that I oppressed
the no Linds.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean.
Speaker 3: You can learn from your mistakes life experience.
Speaker 1: Now, will anybody ever trust me again? That's a politician?
Speaker 6: Mean no, yeah, no no.
Speaker 1: Are there any political positions opening up?
Speaker 4: No? Not a capital in my world. I mean, what's
your favorite soda?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 4: Okay, well I'll hold on. Maybe that might work though,
you know because in my world, when you become a politician,
you got to select a particular brand to like, you know,
that is your faction and you got to go with it.
Speaker 2: So you know, think about the possibilities. He's a blank canvas. Yeah,
really everything politicians nowadays.
Speaker 4: Come with me in bone slaw. Back to the to
the twenty fifties, hman, what do you know about brewing beer?
Speaker 1: The just to clarify for everybody, because you're on a
separate island than the one where you'd parted with black Beard,
the implication is that he followed you on a rowboat,
ported it, took his boat back and left, which I
showed you guys got but just to c for the
chat for anyway. Now that's why there again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm almost will fit in the damn rowboat. Yeah,
we're not getting back in this rowboat. We might be
able to find work for you, Delwyn. Okay, just don't give.
Speaker 6: Up on life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how good are you at building ships?
Speaker 6: Building ship?
Speaker 3: There's a job that this should open.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start building the ship. I'm going to start.
Speaker 3: I'm taking a lot of money for it if you
do a good job.
Speaker 1: I am terrible at building ships. I have no physical skills.
I am just a mayor.
Speaker 4: I'm getting to work. Yeah, can we can we like
Montage us like using all of our wacky zany abilities
to help build the ship. With Anthony being like the
we should be able to like I could probably like
we take the rowboat, we make another rowboat to tie
them together, get a sail, like a rudimentary kind of
like skiff or something like. We can make something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, I want to cut down a tree of
the old fashioned way, Cody down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if any of those skills that help with or
like tools to help with this, Yeah, a little ship
building montage.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna cut down trees and find good
wood because I have before we have the thing here,
but I have tinkers tools which are like because I
have right tool for the job, which I can make
whatever tools said I need, So I make shipbuildings tools
for this, and I could do whatever seventeen.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, twenty four with the with the I'll
give you advantage and to take his tool because of
the survival role from from Cody. So yeah, Cody, you
you help gather materials for the for the forest getting
the work point.
Speaker 6: I probably just turned into like an elephant. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're getting a long rest probably through this because
I have to do this through a long rest. Yeah,
and also take like days, it'll take, it'll take one night.
Speaker 1: It will take a whole day one night to build.
Are you and I assume you're like levitating things Norman
with your magic?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is the shark doing anything to help with.
Speaker 4: Okay, I know that we're having fun building a ship, guys,
but what if I just befriended a pot of dolphins
and got them to carry a ship.
Speaker 6: The ship is already halfway time?
Speaker 1: Just remember you could you could use the dolphins to
pull the ship. Oh, so you can travel faster.
Speaker 4: Science and nature working together.
Speaker 6: What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing, the shark to help with this
ship building?
Speaker 4: I'm doing nothing but playing with my new firefist abilities.
Speaker 6: In the least.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know that it makes sense alright, button is
helping George Washington is He's standing there with it with
the American flag like giving you guys moral support.
Speaker 4: He's claimed this island for He's claimed.
Speaker 1: This island for America, and eventually, you guys construct. What
does the vessel look like?
Speaker 4: So I'm picturing it like, uh, basically picture like two
rowboats like connected, and then there's like a sail that
kind of like I guess the term would be a
h what's it a catamaran? Yeah, something like that. Sure,
let's go with that.
Speaker 1: Have you painted it any particular way?
Speaker 4: That wouldn't be up to me. That'd be up to
whoever has the more artistic flair, who has the.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just gonna try and pin it pink, but
I don't think he has the means to do that
kind of just.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys bored your new vessel.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to summon eel team six yes to
pull it.
Speaker 1: Do do you remember one of the names? Give them
to me right now?
Speaker 6: Annie, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Annie appears Ella, Ella appears.
Speaker 6: Eli Manning. It wasn't Neil O'Neil. It was el l Manning. Okay,
it wasn't Ella, it was Ela. And then it was
the one that was just a bunch of mount size
Yeah okay.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: Elk Farve was the name of the elk elk Fave.
Speaker 1: Are you something elk Fove as well?
Speaker 6: You can I try something to have him here? Yeah?
The can unit. Yeah, Tony died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, elk far have just joined the.
Speaker 1: I am elk Fove.
Speaker 4: Uh Are there? They just like spawning out of thin air?
Like how are they peering for.
Speaker 6: The reason, It's just like a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they drop into the water.
Speaker 4: Okay, the shark's memory is hazy on this because of
the ring, and he's just gonna go oh oh.
Speaker 6: All right, I see how this works.
Speaker 4: Pheelly Keeley Oin glowing ball.
Speaker 6: For former none of them.
Speaker 3: No, no, oh, okay, it's okay. You got fire fists
and that's cool.
Speaker 6: That's it's cool. Thank you.
Speaker 4: I need sleepy grumpy angry joy fires joy malice.
Speaker 1: Uh I am alfav. Have you guys seen the Super
Bowl legally?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: Wow, what a touchdown?
Speaker 6: In my time?
Speaker 4: Super Bowls are just ninety percent advertisements. That's that's in
one minute of football. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's all the common timeline we live in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I forget. I'm getting there. It's getting there.
Speaker 4: It's not on common for someone to die playing football
in my time. That is a real fact.
Speaker 6: People.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was no protection gear like whatsoever. Yeah, so
to me, you guys don't play football.
Speaker 1: Football.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you don't play mini golf tetris and it shows.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, guys, this is very important. I dubbed
this ship the Unthinkable six.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was thinking a really good name for it would
be the Titanic.
Speaker 6: Mmm.
Speaker 1: I like that you do live after the Titanic disaster.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, I just think that that disaster we
can try. They've been trying to make the Titanic too
forever and it never happens, So let's just do it.
Speaker 6: A lot of people don't know this.
Speaker 5: The Titanic was an inside job, of course everything. But
icebergs can't break steel walls, guys. And what was an
iceberg doing in the ocean anyway? Yeah, so convenient.
Speaker 1: They want us to believe global warming, but then icebergs exist.
Speaker 6: Everybody.
Speaker 9: Everybody knows icebergs are on a cold idiot, you know,
like there you go, who question who is who is
piloting the ship?
Speaker 6: Who is the eels? And were about to hit an iceberg?
Speaker 1: You see an iceberg in the distance, they're just go yeah, okay,
with the instincts they're going INTA says, all right, team six,
we've gotta get a touchdown. What other football towns are there?
We gotta all right line backs, we gotta go the.
Speaker 4: Distance, get a field goal and safety, get a safetie receiver.
Speaker 1: Let's go yeah, get those wide receivers.
Speaker 4: Eli Manning, You're you're not much of a of a
tight end. Get get in there.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, elk Farve, I need you to direct
these guys towards the end zone, which is the capital.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get some points.
Speaker 1: Let's get some points.
Speaker 6: Those sports sports team, all.
Speaker 1: Right at the at the boat. You guys gonna have
your long rest on this boat as well because it's level. Yeah,
all right. You it's quite easy to find your way
to the capitol once you get close to the island,
because there's this giant beam of light, oh yeah, penetrating
the sky and you just it's almost like marks the
direction for you.
Speaker 6: Question, is the world of his story a round your flat?
Speaker 1: What do you question? Honestly, it's what I can't give
you any information that you can't have someone found out.
So you guys eventually dock in the in the capitol,
and I assume you deep.
Speaker 6: Out of our characters docking.
Speaker 1: Now, you guys get off the ship and as you
leave the ship, it sinks into the sea because it's
not I was.
Speaker 4: Gonna say, we we scrap filled that thing, like the
opening scene from Parts of the Caribbean, thinking as we make.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the you guys make your way up towards the fountain.
I assume.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we'll waste no time, waste the giant
beacon of light before we do this, just in case
we have to fight somebody else. I was going to
give the shark this, but he seems to be punching
things with fire now, so I think I'm gonna give
this to you instead, Cody. Well, the thing, in order
for this to work, it has to be a weapon,
and you're not about weapons anymore, Shark.
Speaker 3: Okay, then what if we play like a sticker on it?
Speaker 6: This is not a weapon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to be orange caf on it, so
get into conventions.
Speaker 4: It has to be a weapon.
Speaker 6: So if you're if you're carrying a weapon weapon and
I'm going agreed.
Speaker 4: Okay, it isn't a weapon, so it won't work. I
touch Cody's barbell and I use spell storing items. So
now it has the spell jump in it, so you
can use an action to cast it, and you could
just triple your jump distance and you could cast that
spell up to eight times.
Speaker 1: And I think what's really important is you you can
cast that spell even if you're an animal form, right,
because you're not the one costing the spell. It's it's an.
Speaker 4: Object it's in the barbell.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's.
Speaker 4: Huge, yeah, which I think is is very big. Actually
the ape jump far yeah, big ape jump far. It
has to be a spell that's first or second level
that requires one action and uh, if it's it actually
jump does not require concentration. I look that up specifically.
Speaker 6: Oh nice, there you go. You can just massive.
Speaker 4: You're welcome in case we have one final boss fight
before we get out of here.
Speaker 1: As you guys approach the fountain, you see a gathering
of people there, almost like watching and looking at and
Little Feather immediately flies towards you guys because she she
could see you guys coming. She she lands and she
immediately gives Cody a hug and goes, well, come back,
did you did you see what? So she's in your arms,
Princess Carrie, did you see what? Did the fountain? It
has activated? We did it. It's amazing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all the gods. I can't imagine there will be
any other opponents that we have to face.
Speaker 4: Then wait, no, not little Feather, right, you're not the
final boss, right?
Speaker 7: Please tell us no, no, no, no no, that Snow
surprisingly has been very cooperative.
Speaker 6: I think she knew I knew this would work out.
Speaker 7: I think she's very intimidated by you, guys. I didn't
did not want to risk upsetting you again. She's pragmatic.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't immediately go back to take over
the city. That's that's good.
Speaker 6: I had a feeling we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna come back and it's gonna be a disaster here. Yeah,
I'm not, guys.
Speaker 4: We we put in the work to make sure it
wouldn't happen again. And look at us now, thriving.
Speaker 2: I do have a feeling though, that we have not
one hundred percent completed this game yet. There's still some
some more achievements and bosses to take out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, trust rustage. I think this is nice and wrapped up.
Can we pull up? Can we pull complete? Like thee? Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, complete?
Speaker 6: What do we at least be at the fountain itself?
Speaker 1: As you guys approached the fountain, you you there were
there were there's groups of townsfolks that are being sort
of held back by Vestorian soldiers. You immediately obviously your
allies like Yog and jew Lag and Corpus, they're all there.
They turn around, they give you their you know, their greetings,
you know welcome back, says Corpus. Yog is very happy
to see you, guys. Yog is especially excited because he
goes around and he makes note that in the distance,
also around the fountain, you see King Brute previously known
as Octavius, and a sizeable whole guardian force that is
now within the walls. Yes, and Juna is also here,
and Juna approaches them. You guys, and it's Juna says
something to the effects of you guys were gone for
a lot longer than he expected you to be, and
she does a little thumb motion. And on the other
side you also see a whole bunch of soul Kin
soldiers as well. King Yahalovich there standing a little sheepishly.
Speaker 6: Brought the armies out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and finally, well not finally, you do also see
Snow there. She sort of looks over you. She doesn't
say anything. She just folds her arm in a sort
of like did you expect anything less of me sort
of way. Then broken Wing in the distance comes towards you, guys,
and he he like, little wing leaves your arms, and
little wings, little wing, little feather leaves your arms and
stands next to broken wing and broken wing comes up
and he goes, hello, Cody, it's good to see you again.
Speaker 4: To give him like a big, like a hug, just
like a big brotherly hug, like the hat him on
the back and stuff.
Speaker 6: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: And he he smiles as he puts his hands on
your shoulders.
Speaker 6: I told you i'd look after her.
Speaker 1: It seems like you did more than look after her.
I am not angry. It's great. It's great to be
a nephew, to be an uncle, now to be a nephew.
And on his back he turns around and you see
that there's a tiny little baby that's half human, half Asian.
It's like a little guy with little feathers the quarters
of his face.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, someone just rang my doorbell. I will be rapka, Okay,
this shot goes out.
Speaker 1: It's all good. He's got little feathers at the side
of his face, little tucked in wings, you know, like
a like a human. And he's he looks up, Cody,
you're a dad, bright eyes.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Coddy's gonna be like like you can
pick him up. Yeah. Well, he's just like just gonna
start crying.
Speaker 1: He has human human facial features, but a lot of
his body is more birdlike.
Speaker 6: Is he cute? Is he cut? He's actually very huge.
Speaker 1: He's very cute, very cute.
Speaker 4: Okay, sweet good like he's just like like laughing and sobbing,
and it like turns a little feathers, like.
Speaker 7: Yes, this is that child. We have not come up
with a name for him yet. I was cut away
until you came back.
Speaker 6: Oh god, oh name. I haven't even I haven't thought
of anything.
Speaker 7: Just what feels right to you. I feel like he
should have a name from his father before you leave.
Speaker 6: Well, actually, actually I want to talk to you about that.
Speaker 4: Yes, look, I I don't know what's going to happen
with this fountain, but if I'm given the choice, I
think I have to stay here.
Speaker 6: Are you? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 6: I want to be your father?
Speaker 7: Nothing would make me happier than being able to spend
the rest of my life with you and a child.
Speaker 4: In fact, I am gonna hand the young unnamed baby
back to broken Wing.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't just want to be a father.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna pull off the spell refueling ring that
Anthony gave me, and I'm gonna I'm gonna go down
on one knee.
Speaker 6: I won't be a husband. Don't know, shit, little feather,
will you marry me?
Speaker 4: That's beautiful?
Speaker 8: Tears up, she goes it. Did not expect this, of course,
of course, yes, of course I will.
Speaker 1: And she just envelops you in her wings and holds
you close.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way this ring is fitting. It's it's gigantic,
but yeah, it's Oh my god, that's glorious. I'm so
happy for you both. Congratulations.
Speaker 6: We're just like crying and hugging and the weepy too.
Speaker 9: This is.
Speaker 6: I wish I could stay for the wedding. I'm getting
the hell out of here, but.
Speaker 4: But I wish you had the both. I wish you
had the best. All right, consider the jump barbell my
wedding gift the out.
Speaker 1: And to your guys a surprise. Also in the distance,
walking up is is a a man you don't recognize,
sort of a teenaged boy. And he comes up and
he goes, hello, ah, he seems a bit shy.
Speaker 4: How emo does this kid look?
Speaker 1: He's a little bit disheveled.
Speaker 4: Hello, there we help you, young man.
Speaker 1: I I am I was brick.
Speaker 4: He says, I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 6: Instantly, huh what do you mean.
Speaker 3: Uh, Brick was a brick?
Speaker 1: Hard to explain.
Speaker 6: Do I recognize his voice?
Speaker 1: Recognize his voice? It just echo on it, so it's
it's less deep through the bricks. But it's a it's
very much like he's he's young, but it's he's gone
through puberty, so his voice is dropped. But you can
tell he's like thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 4: It's his real name, Brock. That would be he doesn't
know what his.
Speaker 1: Real name is.
Speaker 3: His real name is Brick in our hearts, I like,
I like gesture.
Speaker 6: To him, what happened?
Speaker 1: I I survived?
Speaker 6: I mean, wow, I have Oh.
Speaker 3: My gosh, Brick, it's so good to have you have
you back?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Can I dap him? Him up?
Speaker 3: I lost you, man, I.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a broken wing. Puts the hand
on his shoulder. He says he's a little bit awkward.
Speaker 6: Yea, he was.
Speaker 4: He It's okay, man, this is like eighteen times more
words than we usually got from you.
Speaker 6: So Rick, I'm trying to process it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he sort of got here just in time for.
Speaker 4: The finale, I think, but I guess is mister Wellington here?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I will go ahead and mister Wellington rocks
up in his suit. He looks way more properly dressed
than I've ever before.
Speaker 4: Mister Wellington, you're my bet. You were the first person
I met here. I'm gonna miss you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: I bring him in for a hug. Oh so you
know what.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I've caught here to talk to you about. Yes,
I uh oh, no, you meant you leaving.
Speaker 4: I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry saying that he just got engaged.
Speaker 6: By the way.
Speaker 1: Oh, congratulations, Cody, Thank you.
Speaker 6: I'm a father.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I don't want to spoil the mood, but this,
this fountain has been going out of control a little bit,
and it feels like we need to deal with it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I've been doing thinking somethinking. Last time
I entered the fountain, I had my wishes granted, but it, honestly,
it caused more harm than good. I'm not quite sure
how it all works.
Speaker 4: But yeah, do we just like drink the water or
do we step into.
Speaker 1: It like you step into it? But just in case,
thank you everything that you've done.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, man, of course, I mean you. We should
be thanking you.
Speaker 4: We were on the totally wrong path before we met you.
I mean, you really brought us round. Yeah, you've kind of,
you know, become the hero of this world.
Speaker 1: I mean no, yeah, the hero is you guys. Cody,
thank you, Norman.
Speaker 6: True, but you're like, you know, like the shadowy favorite
in the background. Yeah, helps him.
Speaker 1: I was dramatically saying all of your names, if you'd
let me finish, I'm sorry, Cody, Yeah, Norman, you start
red now I do, Cody, Yeah, Norman will help me.
Speaker 6: Where is he?
Speaker 4: I wandered off to find.
Speaker 3: He's probably starting another drug business or something.
Speaker 4: Even when we're here in the finale he's not.
Speaker 1: Then I'll wait before I dramastically say you own slowly.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 6: Okay, So you're eating well, getting enough water.
Speaker 1: You are to torment me until my final days.
Speaker 2: So mister, mister Wallington, when what everything's completed, will you
just will you die?
Speaker 3: Or are you still going to be immortal?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to vaguely suggest.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think maybe the magic that's keeping
me together is gonna stop keeping me together.
Speaker 4: I mean, I imagine you're probably ready to about go.
I mean, you've been around for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's why I'm in a unusually good mood.
Speaker 6: Ah that's so.
Speaker 4: That's sad, but also like good for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to miss you. I'm going to but
uh I'm glad you, you know, might finally get some rest.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss you too.
Speaker 4: Norman, are you staying or going?
Speaker 3: I'm kind of I was definitely staying before, but now
I don't know. I don't know. That therapy did be
some good. Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh what a load of bother you hear a voice?
And also pushing through the crowds is some what else
you recognize? Who's a bit tired of you guys's platitudes.
It's Pomer. I was going, I was just wasting my
time before. I you know, reintroduce my So you guys
are taking so long with the skeleton and oh my days,
goodness for you, you know, I wish I could say
the same. It's so this fountain her, this is uh
where your journey leads to. This is why you had
to destroy my city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean as well as the reason that we
needed to free everyone from your like weird grasp. Yeah,
we all stop like with the slavery stuff around here
like that would be great.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is hard for me to say, but
I just I wanted to apologize for that whole weird,
cold slavery stuff. I was misguided by fragments of a
text I didn't understand.
Speaker 4: M In the future, if you find an old book
somewhere or something written on a cave wall or something,
don't dedicate your entire life to it unconditionally. That might
be a good place to start.
Speaker 3: And ignored I that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've been doing my own research with a
friend of yours, Corey talked to him a little bit.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, She looks over at the fountain. I don't have
all the pieces of the puzzle yet, but I think
I'm quite interested in whatever you see on the other
side of that.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's your motivation here? Well, we're kind of like
end of the world stuff, so we're kind of, you know,
a little cautious.
Speaker 1: My motivation is depending on what's on the other side
of that. I'm here to help because I believe in
the greater good of this world, and I believe in
honoring my ancestors' memories and the religion that was passed
down and forgotten.
Speaker 6: Huh, all right?
Speaker 4: Is that like, are we only be being the ones
that are jumping into this fountain or is like everybody
coming with us and everybody get to jump through as well.
Speaker 1: Well, it's only pendant holders that could actually enter the fountain.
Oh okay, but I'm not sure what happens after that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, something might come you know, come back out of it.
So that's why we need all the reinforcements.
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of reinforcements, and Ripper comes out. Hey, guys, Ah,
so this is it?
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 6: I mean maybe we don't really know.
Speaker 1: Snows.
Speaker 2: You were one of my one of my favorite people
I met in this world. That's one to let you
know that you're the goat.
Speaker 6: Hmm.
Speaker 1: That means a lot.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: When I was working for Hops, I I didn't have
any aspiration. I didn't really have any sort of bigger drive.
I was not a big picture guy. I was just
trying to get by, just trying to survive. But after
you guys gave me this job, and after I've been
able to do everything here, I finally got that spark
in me. I feel like a new man. I feel
like I'm actor. And that's the best feeling I've ever had.
And just in case I never see any of you
again for whatever reason, this is.
Speaker 6: Such an emotional cavalcade right now, I just.
Speaker 1: Really wanted to say that, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Hey man, bring it in, Come on, group, hug, do
a hug. We could not have done any of this
without you.
Speaker 2: I hope you understand that we'd probably still be on
like the third Tower, our business would have been done
for everything would have fallen apart.
Speaker 3: Hey, you are truly the glue that held this group together.
Speaker 4: Even if I wanted to ask you guys, I want
to ask you guys about that because I wasn't here
when that happened. Why did you start a brewery all
of a sudden? Like was there was there like a
reason for that? Did you have to do it? Unlocked
one of the towers or something like?
Speaker 3: Tell the story?
Speaker 1: He doesn't know the origins he was when in Rome?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: What Octavian pipes up like? And I I don't like
balloon man, balloon.
Speaker 1: I was about to say balloon you hear the of balloons?
Speaker 4: Balloons?
Speaker 1: Because he's he's in King Brutes Army comes over, but
I cannot remember his voice. Hey, guys something like that wrongly,
Hey it's been a while.
Speaker 3: Huh the fucking guys man.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever met him? Squeaky, my voice
is dropped. Is this guy made out of actual balloons?
Or is he just wearing balloon armor?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Goodbye?
Speaker 1: Like, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 6: What he wanted?
Speaker 4: Let's see, I'm just going through everybody. Zorena Zorina here Na, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Wait she can be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might as well just have like a whole
this is what's gonna happen. Then, so cut back.
Speaker 6: I guess I want to sure my baby to Serena.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So Zorina is so king ya. Hellovitch
comes over with his platoon of soldiers and he looks,
he looks down, do you guys? He doesn't, He doesn't
quite want to talk to you guys. But by his
side is his one of his royal advisors and biologists, Zorena.
Under recommendation from Juna. Zorena comes round with her book.
She goes, oh, hello, Serena, Hey, how are you so
nice to see you again?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 6: Are you ad a lisp?
Speaker 1: Me too? So I think I did Serena for everyone?
Is the balanced person. She did die, but she came back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she did die and.
Speaker 6: Both of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was very texting, so she she got better.
Speaker 7: I just well, you know, it's it's been it's been
a long time. I hope you guys have been having
you know, a good I heard all about your adventures
from Juna.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 7: It's it's just been so incredible. I bet you've seen
so many amazing things.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's been crazy. Have you ever seen a dinosaur?
Speaker 1: What I've only ever read about those?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we saw the last three they died.
Speaker 3: Daniel Green is still not that crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I take, I'll take.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have such a headache editing around all of this.
There's little fragments of stuff here live stream is a
concerning time for him to be away for. But yeah, genuinely, everybody,
everybody's here like brothers, everybody's here to witness. I mean
it's this is a this is could be seen all
over the country. Is this pillar of light, and so
people are almost like traveling just to see it. I
love here, Oh gosh, probably yeah, he would nerve with
his band of merry man, with his band of merry men,
with his Uh, what were they called the system? Yeah, yeah,
Nerve is here as well. He's like a commander in
the army of yahalovich h.
Speaker 6: He has like a special unit.
Speaker 1: He's a special unit. And he looks over. He actually
doesn't approach you guys and says anything. He just sort
of gives you a knowing nod. Daniel Green, welcome back.
We won't keep it any of this up about the
police in the episode, so it's fine, uh in the
edit find but none of the actual thing. So to
catch you up to speed, everybody, a whole bunch of
characters have reintroduced themselves. Broken Wingers here, Brick is here.
Cody met his son and then proposed a little feather,
so you you missed a proposal. And then uh, Wellington
showed up.
Speaker 6: He was he said he's probably gonna die when the fountains.
Speaker 1: But now that you're here, the shark, the three people,
Wellington is going to say, Cody, Norman, Anthony Willhelm, thank
you so much for everything that you've done. If this
is the last time we ever talked, I just wanted
to express my gratitude. Take this, and he hands you
all a little bone, Yeah, just a little piece, just
a little piece of him.
Speaker 3: Okay, you where this is nice but also weird.
Speaker 1: These are my fingerponts.
Speaker 4: All right, you know what, I'll take it. I put
it in my pocket, fuck it, Yeah, I swallow it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Jug is here as well obviously.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just thinking he hands the fingerboes. I'm like, wow,
these are the fingers that strangled hookers. Yeah, he was
Jack the Ripper. Do you like?
Speaker 1: He comes through, he's holding a piece of paper and
before he goes, guys, just before you go, I just
wanted to also say thank you. I know everybody's saying
thank you, but he holds up a piece of paper
that says law degree from I got my degree and
it's all thanks to you.
Speaker 6: Guys. That's awesome.
Speaker 4: We really changed the.
Speaker 1: World record time in record time. They said that was
a good speed run. It was because of all the
reading I did whilst I was in Corpus and between
good good jobs you Lag and Wilhelm. I wish you
the best. I know things couldn't work out between us,
but you are a great person and I know that
you could achieve great things. Had die, I thought it
was over it.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's okay, man, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I thought I could, Who the fuck.
Speaker 4: Is this guy.
Speaker 1: Any memories of specifically.
Speaker 4: Memories I thought so little about.
Speaker 6: They just did not come back.
Speaker 4: You fought as shark, you fought in a war with him,
we liberated a city. You had a romantic attraction to
this man.
Speaker 6: I I'm not feeling any of that right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well that's that's the way I remember.
Speaker 3: Just say congrats and walk away. Congratulations, and I turn.
Speaker 6: And walk away.
Speaker 4: As you walked away, I'm like, I'm like, it's still
pretty wrong at him as well, dude, it's okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: As you woke away the show, Wilhelm Jesus approaches you
and he wokes up and he says, ah, what hey, man,
how is my favorite apprentice?
Speaker 5: To him, I just want you to know I've listened
and I now understand all of your teachings. It's not
about absolutes and trying to know the correct answers to life.
Truth itself is more bendable than deception. You can tell
a lie, but understanding the reality of something is beyond us.
And so the important part about existing and being here
isn't about being perfect or being consistent or some overarching,
just singular answer, and instead it's about just doing the
best in every single instance you can and trying to
spread love and joy while protecting those who can't.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, I'm happy for you. Oh I'm sorry I
I did that was too much for him broke, But
I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I ain't hearing all that.
Speaker 1: Oh my good is bad. There was just this mosquito
that was like in my ear the whole time you
were talking.
Speaker 4: And I know really mean that, And that's a lesson itself,
and I'm gonna take that in.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna process it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is uh is Finn here?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess you would be.
Speaker 6: He is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is kind of institutional friends, Crown Prince. He
walks up.
Speaker 6: Is he like six?
Speaker 4: Now you have that log right? No, he's.
Speaker 1: Is like three years old, but he's like walking around
like Stuey Griffin. Yeah, he walks in his regalia. He
goes father.
Speaker 4: Okay, I love the idea that he's still in like
the shark. Yeah, he's gonna wear that shark costume the
rest of his life. He'll be like in college and
the shark costume.
Speaker 6: Father.
Speaker 1: Father.
Speaker 6: I just I'm proud of you. I think you did great.
Speaker 4: Wow, and then congratulations, turn around and walk away. It's
what the shark does best. Yeah, oh god, oh.
Speaker 1: Snow had on on little Finn Oswald. She actually says,
she actually says. It's okay, Oswald, It's okay, it's weird.
Done now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I asked my son something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, late at night, when you're looking at the moon,
do you sometimes wonder if you could have the interest
in the last loan you gave.
Speaker 1: Out all the time? Father?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's this wholesome.
Speaker 6: I don't even care.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I'm staying.
Speaker 6: I gotta raise my boy. What you raise them?
Speaker 1: It's up to you do you know, what do you
try and time you gain?
Speaker 6: Up?
Speaker 1: Daniel Green, because maybe it's a little bit higher.
Speaker 6: Oh, there we go.
Speaker 1: That's better. The buzzing is the same volume, but because
you're louder, it overpowers the buzzing when you're louder. So
that's better.
Speaker 4: It's okay, weird thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ok is this good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's way better to do it like that. Yesay, okay, So.
Speaker 4: Have we all decided who's staying and who's going?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Oh wait, then come with me back to the
real world. This is all like not real.
Speaker 1: This is real to me.
Speaker 6: This is my I'm your father, and.
Speaker 4: You're coming back to nineteen twenties poverty with me.
Speaker 6: This is the real villain.
Speaker 3: Guys, seven different gods would be.
Speaker 6: Fucking brilliant though.
Speaker 4: It's like he's clearly more intelligent than like a two
year old would be.
Speaker 6: It was there the entire time, turns.
Speaker 4: Into a giant god and we have to fight better than.
Speaker 1: He.
Speaker 6: That reference.
Speaker 1: He he looks down at his hand, He looks at
the ring on his finger, and he says, No, this
is where I'm meant to be.
Speaker 4: No, I'm your father, and I teach fatherhood like I'm
a man from the nineteen twenties. I will break your
arm and drag you back with me in character. That
is what I view fathership as.
Speaker 3: Father.
Speaker 1: I need to be living rolled the Brakeman's army. I
am three years old father. That means I must make
my own paws.
Speaker 6: I take out my PTSD on my boy.
Speaker 1: What's my role for that?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do that, and I'm all of
that was not real. I am still saying I'm gonna
stay with baby s. I'm gonna I'm Gonna'm gonna put
my arm around around the shock. I'm like, hey, I
guess we're Dad's now. I mean you already were, but like,
you know, don't fucking touch me.
Speaker 6: You were having a vulnerable moment. This isn't about you
right now.
Speaker 4: I don't don't don't fight right before we're about to
go home, talk to yourself.
Speaker 6: I'm staying here. I know.
Speaker 4: It's just this is the last time I'm going to
see all of you, and I just wanted to be
happy memories, not you beating the ship out of each other.
Speaker 6: Cody, you're saying, right, yeah, breaks sorry, I mean, Norman,
I am. I am torn. I want to go back.
Speaker 2: I can prove that I could make it in that world,
but I also could use fireball here, so it's really tough.
Speaker 4: I will say that back in that world that you're
from or we're from. I don't know why I made
it sound like I'm nothing from there.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: There is the common cold, and as far as we know,
there's not a cold here.
Speaker 3: It's true, there's also a snake else here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If that's what tips the scales, go for it for you, man,
And you're about to learn to teleport.
Speaker 6: Think about how much weird shit you can do with that?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, right, well, the decision when the
time comes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are walking inside the fountain.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, well, you guys have
made your decision. I just start walking up the line.
Speaker 1: Line is in Washington is not here? Is Jesus in
Washington coming with you?
Speaker 6: They're invited.
Speaker 1: They're invited, saw and we.
Speaker 4: Get to make the second Coming of Christ happen.
Speaker 1: Boat Store can't come because he doesn't have a pendant.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: As well. Do you want there? I'm telling you all
of all of them are invited. Extend the invitation.
Speaker 1: They all stand in a line with you guys.
Speaker 6: All right, so the seven of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think very dramatic music is playing.
Speaker 6: That's kind of sad. It is sad. Yeah, it's like
the ending of Free Ran.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, the ending of I haven't gotten there.
Speaker 4: I haven't gotten there, right, I'll take you word for it. Wow,
you guys, I think I spare I spare a thought
for like Caesar Budica, Genghis Khan, Old Towny. Yeah, I
mean when I'm talking about history, Yeah, I have a
bit of a crisis that my entire family's history has
culminated at this one nexus point that is like this,
this is really this is the whole point of the
Schmidt family line.
Speaker 1: This shakes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I do want to say, we need to pour one
out for the one who sacrifice everything for us to
get this done, and that's William Shakes.
Speaker 6: I was like my grandpa, Okay, okay, yeah he died.
Speaker 4: Okay, well remember his noble sacrifice where he said, please
sacrifice me.
Speaker 6: It's okay, I'm willing to go. Let's just let's just
do this.
Speaker 1: You guys into the fountain, into the fountain, and there
is a flash of white light, and you see the
figure of None of you would recognize him, maybe, but
it's oh Tony would recognize him. You see this man
in shining, glimmering armor with angelic wings. You see the
figure of Palladium.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: And he looks down and he says, welcome, brave adventurers.
What are your wishes? And you see a grin form
underneath his helmet. I don't differences, but I'm I'm willing
to grant your wishes. I know you want old Tony back,
don't you. And you see this weird figure of course
I can't.
Speaker 4: I can bring back not a second. Now I have
a question, a really important question. Yes, no matter what
the wish, you have to grant it, because we activate
all those things, right.
Speaker 1: Of course, your friend Wellington, well I can't. I don't
have the power to kill myself. Wellington wish for us
to be sealed away, and we complied. Of course we would.
We grant all the wishes that don't lead on our deaths.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, if you want to do that as well,
be my guest. I'm your friend. You may have killed Clarissa,
but she was only trying to tell you the same thing.
Do you you not want to bring old Tony back?
Do you not want to leave this place? Do you
not want potential power beyond your imagination? Norman? Don't you
want snake girls a plenty that will fall in.
Speaker 7: Love with you?
Speaker 1: Cody? Don't you want giant muscles as the shark? Don't
you want.
Speaker 6: It's hard for me? Is it's real?
Speaker 1: Hard to be normal?
Speaker 4: Gets your arm.
Speaker 1: Back, Anthony? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh fuck?
Speaker 1: Don't you want to not be trauma? I can do
this for you.
Speaker 6: I have you know. You Just show me the door
back to my own time and I never.
Speaker 1: Have to agree to make the wish, and I make
one wish, it's three wishes.
Speaker 4: Cannot guy, guys, but before we can't. We can't give
this guy any power over us. Okay, that's that's the
whole problem. That's why this cycle is continued for so long,
with people dying and being pulled out of our world
to suffer. I wish whatever the consequences are for my
next two wishes were to be.
Speaker 1: I do want to I do. I'm gonna step in here.
You will have to tell me if you are making
a wish formally. I need it has to be a
group decision. Oh wait, is it three per or is
it three group? It has to be a group.
Speaker 6: All right, I wish we had more.
Speaker 1: You have to formally tell me as a group if
you are making wishes.
Speaker 4: If you are not, okay, okay, lets huddle le's hddle up.
Speaker 2: All right, Tody, Tody, to be honest, my memory is
really bad and along the way I've kind of forgot
the purpose of our journey.
Speaker 3: So can we get a little a little regroup here.
Speaker 2: If we choose to do the wishes, the cycle continues, right,
and people keep people keep on getting sent back into
this world playing this game fighting for wishes.
Speaker 3: Wellington sealed them away with his wish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they still found a way to come back
because these pendants existed. They pulled us out of our
real world. You know, William Shakespeare wouldn't have had to
die if he didn't get pulled here.
Speaker 6: Who knows what that's done to history.
Speaker 4: They can also die too, because we've killed some of them,
unless they just come right back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the gods.
Speaker 4: I mean like, like, look if if like I don't
want to ruin everybody's lives here, so I mean like,
if it comes down to me still being stuck here,
I'll figure out some other way to get back. I'll
build a matter transporter or something. I'll figure something out.
Wellington knows, yes, stuff, So do you not wish for
anything at all?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 4: Go ahead is to kill these guys because they are
doing anything that they can to keep themselves alive.
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, were running out of time of it.
Speaker 6: That's the main up time limit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, I'm okay with that if that's the
way it goes. Okay, real quick though, what if Okay,
so if I was this evil dude, right, I would
make it. So after the third wish, that's when the
bad things happen. So what if we use our first
two wishes to power ourselves up to fight them? Wait?
Speaker 6: I actually like that. I like that idea. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that I wish to be Wait, that was
not an official wish. I wish to be level twenty,
or I wish that were all level twenty.
Speaker 6: You told me, you told me what this character named Goku.
Speaker 4: What if we all wish to be as.
Speaker 6: Powerful as.
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: I could hear you. I'm super happy to grant those wishes.
I will grant.
Speaker 6: This is a to B conversation so void, I could
hear everything.
Speaker 1: That you're saying. Hurry up, he has like panic in
his eyes.
Speaker 4: He's really in a hurry. Okay, so well it's just
like a power idea. Let's do that though, Let's do
the Goku thing. Yeah wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just
worry about asking this guy for anything.
Speaker 6: What happens if you run out of time?
Speaker 1: I'm just just I can grunt you any wish, three
wishes you wishes?
Speaker 4: All right, wait very slowly, I am going to put
forth the idea that it's funny how much this is
bothering him, and so we should continue this conversation. I Understanshark,
by the way, tell us your life story again, from
the day you were born. I was born a small,
poor black child in North Carolina.
Speaker 10: Do you not care about oh tony life? He was
your grandfather, he was your friend. I could bring him back.
I have something to say. Okay, well.
Speaker 6: It's a reference to a movie chat.
Speaker 4: And also, let's say his name was old Tony, Like,
who is it on us to decide that it wasn't
his time? I look to this god and I was like, listen,
you son of a bitch.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 4: I didn't really know my grandpa too much, but my
dad told me all about him. You do not know
my fucking grandfathers who do not.
Speaker 6: Talk like you do? All right? He would not want
to ruin other people's lines.
Speaker 4: He was my grandfather. Sorry, I go now, your friend.
Speaker 1: I got angry. I got angry. I got I am him.
I got angry.
Speaker 11: And ah, remember you're an over night, a paladin, a
paladin of paladin. I we have friends, we have friends,
So just give me your wish. Just give me your wish.
Speaker 4: We're not we're not rushing into this man, I have
a real.
Speaker 6: Quick how do you get so tone?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 6: It's kind of like a three step program?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, is it like a one point one to
the step or is it just one?
Speaker 6: Two three? I want two three and it cycles. I'm
begging you. I'm asking for the real details, so you
need to get two. That's okay.
Speaker 2: If we use these wishes, are all coming back to life, right,
So I think we use the wishes, get the strong
and funk them up.
Speaker 1: I yes, use the wishes, yes, yes, oh yes. Listen
to Norman. He's a genius.
Speaker 3: Please a little bit too happy about don't listen to moment.
Speaker 6: Norman?
Speaker 4: What kind of video games you play?
Speaker 1: Don't use the wishes against us? That would be terrible.
Speaker 6: Good. We don't get a trap, but we just have Yeah,
all right? Can we genuinely just chill for yeah?
Speaker 1: You guys as a group deciding to chill and and
not Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to tell the group this whole time, I've
been double jointed. I just didn't tell you.
Speaker 6: That's really cool. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have a pinky toe.
Speaker 6: No, I don't even believe. I check it out. No
pinky toe.
Speaker 4: Is it like a born or is it like industrial accident?
Speaker 1: It was more and more and more frustrated, and you're
totally blagging him until eventually he sort of disappears, and
then it's a lot quiet, and then you're in a
sort of a white void as you you almost feel
yourself fill up with this energy and then it disperses
from you.
Speaker 6: So was it an industrial accident?
Speaker 4: I've never then, Oh no, it was okay, And then
you talk. I'm about to answer it, and you're.
Speaker 1: About to answer, and then you are now in a
different place, sort of a white a white void, but
there's chairs, and there's a sort of a being at
a table with sort of flowing pale green hair. She's
sort of a little bit imperceptible in the way that
she moves and walks. Okay, do we recognize you don't,
But she smiles or you think she does. You can't
really tell where her mouth is or anything. It's sort
of and she she looks at you and she smiles.
She goes, thank you. I think it's time for me
to introduce myself. My name is Veastoria.
Speaker 6: Oh you said the thing like the card game? Yes,
She pulls out.
Speaker 4: The card game on the table and were just like, yeah,
that's our reward. Holy shit, Thank you fifty episode for
a plug for a card.
Speaker 1: My name is Vestoria. Thank you for not giving my
power away. Oh, she looks up. I think you're probably
quite confused of what's happening right now.
Speaker 6: Yea, you've got could you give me the notes? Actually,
I mean she's here.
Speaker 1: I can. I can explain. Many long years ago, I
shaped this world. I created this world to be a paradise.
I'm sort of the original God, the o G God,
as they say, original God. Yeah, funny little thing. But
I was young and naive. I wasn't like the other celestials.
I fell in love with what I created. I had
interact with the people of this planet and this world,
and I fell in love with a holy paladin. His
ideas dazzled me, and together we created cities and kingdoms.
But over time he became jealous of my power, feeling
insecure about his place the world. He betrayed me. He
created shads and ripped my power away him and his friends,
or anyone that he deemed worthy his usurface. The twelve
of them sealed me away in this fountain with my
own power. But you can't kill a god, my power
would return over time, and out of fear of me
breaking out of my prison, they would summon champions to
play a game to regain access to this fountain, promising
them wishes if they succeed. So, when you make contact
with this fountain, it's my power that flows through you.
But when you grant, but when you agree to the wishes,
a contract is made, and that same flower power flower, sorry,
that same power flows back to them. M the last
person who took the power at the fountain, he wished
for them to be sealed away. They willingly sealed themselves
because the alternative was letting me free. Oh wow, but
that plan relied so heavily on champions. So they created
Pendance to poll people from your world here, since everything
here is my creation, they were afraid that my people
wouldn't willingly give away my power once they knew who
I was. I mean, over time, my name got forgotten,
so it doesn't really matter that much anymore. But they
used your freedom as an incentive to help quicken things along,
and then later they added danger to make it more
fun for them to watch, having you fight each other.
Job isn't done yet, She looks up It almost looks
like there's little bits of tears in her eyes. Pieces
of me are still scattered in these so called gods,
these usurfers, They still need.
Speaker 7: To be defeated.
Speaker 4: We still need to kill some gods.
Speaker 1: A god cannot be killed. But these are not gods. Oh,
you can kill them. With every one that you kill,
a piece of Mira return and I can use that
power to help you. I can see outside the fountain
or the allies that you've brought to this battle. The
more power that I get back, the more I'll be
able to bring allies into this place. Okay, for now, however, Oh,
it's just you guys. Each of the gods, sorry, they're
not gods. Each of the usurpers live the room, in
their own little pocket worlds they made for themselves, places
of their dreams. They were made out of fear of
each other. They didn't want any of them to be
able to hurt another god. But that fear is being
used to our advantage.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's that's a lot of really great information. Can
we have a huddle.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Think I were a big annoying and didn't end up
using those wizard I knew.
Speaker 6: I knew if we I knew they wanted the wishes,
otherwise why would they offer them?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: I got that when he started screaming at us to
please wish, I got that.
Speaker 6: That definitely helped. That definitely helped.
Speaker 4: So I guess we're doing a boss gantlet type thing. Hah, Norman,
how did you lose your toe?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, well you see what happened? Was you know there
was a genetic.
Speaker 1: She smiles and.
Speaker 7: She says, I'm glad that you're comfortable and you're not
scared about this happening.
Speaker 4: I mean, genuine question. How much do we believe this person?
Like everyone's lied to us at every single She's a
floaty lady in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 6: How hot is she?
Speaker 3: If she's somewhat hot, Norman believe she was?
Speaker 1: It's it's it's hard to gaze because she's she's not corporal, right, Okay,
like she's she's sort of a mass of lights and
flowy pieces in the vague shape of a woman.
Speaker 6: Probably is it a vague shape? This is the idea.
Speaker 4: Does the ends trail into a point like a serpent tail?
All right, guys, I think I think we know what
we need to do we need to kill the gods?
To kill the gods, this is what we came here
to do anyway, Yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 6: Hey Vistoria, Yes, lady Vesta, do you need like a
title Historia?
Speaker 1: Whatever you want? Is Palladium dead Palladium?
Speaker 6: Do we get to know him to? All right? No,
he's the.
Speaker 1: He's the leader.
Speaker 4: Is just like a Star Wars situation where we kill
him the rest eye because that would be sick or
Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you won't be able to You won't be
able to get him to him unless the rest die.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's what about the ones we already defeated, like
the angel?
Speaker 6: Lady?
Speaker 1: Is she hered?
Speaker 6: Job?
Speaker 1: He puts out up? You did amazing.
Speaker 6: I did a corp like a like a he's just
like an emote appears.
Speaker 3: Quick question, quick question.
Speaker 1: I'm happy so.
Speaker 2: As an epic gamer myself, I see that we have
to take up your gods. I don't know if we could.
This might be a difficult journey. Is there anything you
could do to like power us up?
Speaker 7: Yes, but not right now? Okay, well do we have
have you ever heard of the super Saiyan? That's just
a myss Yes, between each of the With every every
god you take down, a piece of my me returns,
and I can use that power to bring allies in here.
But I can also use that power to to to
grant you temporary boons.
Speaker 4: That's cool. Can we like at least rest here in
between each fight? Do we have to like fight each
one sequentially without rest?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is it a Pokemon like Final four situation?
Speaker 6: We're talking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told him about I told this will have
about the elite el.
Speaker 5: Norman tells me all this stuff. It's really interesting. But
the funny part is Norman tells me at all is
if it's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just there's in the future.
Speaker 6: I mean, history is wild to the shop.
Speaker 1: I will be able to heal you when I can. Okay, cool,
I don't I just I'm sorry. I can't help more.
Now you're still tired. We're still in the fountain. I'm
still tired here until my.
Speaker 4: How many more do we have to fight? Like? Do
you have a number?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's like five or six in it it's like.
Speaker 6: Five or six. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, we can
fight five or six gods.
Speaker 4: We'll be all right.
Speaker 6: The important question, Estoria, my lady.
Speaker 1: No need of formalities.
Speaker 6: You're not even just like a god. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: I am a god, but I'm not your god. I'm
a god of astoria. You are now you are from
a different world.
Speaker 6: Well, here's the.
Speaker 1: A word of science, the world of science and evolution
and the Big Bang?
Speaker 6: You have no God? Does you have no god?
Speaker 1: He doesn't exist?
Speaker 6: In My question? Is this when we finish this garnlet,
when we restore your power? What happens then? Do you
not know? No?
Speaker 1: She she pauses for a second. She looks over as
she says. When I am free, I am able to
take the reins back over control of this world. And
what happens then is up to you.
Speaker 6: Okay, oh.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're wondering if that means I could
send you back to your home world?
Speaker 4: The answer is yes, Oh, thank God, Okay, I mean
thank you, So there go.
Speaker 2: Honestly, if the boys are staying, I might be staying too.
Are we allowed to stay if we want to?
Speaker 1: Of course I'd be happy to have you in my world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Anthony's the only loser wants to go home. Could
you could you like open a door where I could
come back in and visit every once in a while,
like for Christmas or something.
Speaker 1: That's something that we could consider that seems fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I'm okay with That's how God says no.
Speaker 6: That's how God says no.
Speaker 4: A someone who work closely with Jesus, that's their no.
Speaker 1: As Jesus is there, like, hey, man, this will see
like the only God I know is g O w
D my daddy GEO double D double d.
Speaker 2: Oh No.
Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 3: The story just said that God doesn't exist, but Jesus
is right here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I guess you can infer a few
things from that. There's the final answer we got from that.
Speaker 6: You know, all right, I think I think I'm ready. Guys, that's.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Story for our blind field.
Speaker 1: Okay. She approaches you, her vast body almost comforting you
in like a big hole of the cosmos.
Speaker 4: Okay, and she.
Speaker 1: Smiles, she says thank you, And then all of a sudden,
there's a flash, and you hear wedding bells, and you're
in a cathedral. At the front of the cathedral, you
see a man in a giant fists. He turns around,
he goes On the.
Speaker 6: Day of my daughter's wedding. You can and fight, and you.
Speaker 1: See his daughter, Go, Papa, Daddy, what's going on. I'll
take care of this. Sugar cheeks.
Speaker 6: Shot it.
Speaker 1: He comes over and his fists set on fire, cigar
in his mouth. A wise guys.
Speaker 4: I hate to tell you this, Anthony. Italians are very incestuous.
It's just a well known tactically. This is where things
My family's German. I don't know anything about Italia.
Speaker 1: This is where things end. You may have bet in Carissa,
you may have been in Wizza, but the who else
did you? Guys beat?
Speaker 4: We beat all of them except you.
Speaker 6: You're the last one.
Speaker 1: Claris. You may have bet a Wizza.
Speaker 6: And you may have beaten.
Speaker 1: Dog, the bad dog, monkey beat.
Speaker 4: I want to tell you we also successfully annoyed Palladium
to death. So I mean, what's the chance do you stand?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm better than all would be put together.
Speaker 4: We also beat up a monkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do that every Tuesday, batter being Bata Boom.
You are dead far too soon, and he's going every Tuesday. Tuesday.
Speaker 6: Monkey just go to the same.
Speaker 1: Cage, everybody the same monkey. I bring it back killer,
bringing back killer.
Speaker 6: Hey man, Oh, we need to kill this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I listen, he got transported in here from a
different world and I just beat the ship out of
him constantly.
Speaker 6: It's Caesar from Playing of the Apes.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's Chip from Yeah, and I'm sorry. He goes,
I hope you've been in your PASTA.
Speaker 6: Are we gonna fight? Or what is this?
Speaker 1: Because because I'm about to do this Italian style and yeah,
I guess it makes sense now to do it to
be continued as the faster would. Frank the Fighter begins,
Oh that something.
Speaker 4: Does he actually fight a literal monkey every Tuesday?
Speaker 6: I'm very can now