Speaker 1: What's up, everybody. Welcome to a special episode. It's very special.
Speaker 1: Cecily's tired. I am grouchy. Mm hmmm, I'm grouchy too. Guys, guys,
Speaker 1: it's been a day. It's been a day for me.
Speaker 2: But you know what, this is going to be like cheering,
Speaker 2: cheering me up, and this is going to be waking
Speaker 2: you up right well, I mean, who knows when you're
Speaker 2: gonna hear this? But like love is blind, love is blind,
Speaker 2: it's blind. So I just okay, here's something, here's a
Speaker 2: peek behind the curtain. That is when she likes to
Speaker 2: cover the show. I don't love it because I find
Speaker 2: it so tedious to cover every conversation that they have
Speaker 2: in these pods for like, you know, hours an hour.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are we doing? However, it's like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's very I'm gonna watch this. I sit down, I
Speaker 2: watch it, and I really I'm like a whole episode
Speaker 2: in where I'm like this all seems familiar and I'm
Speaker 2: watching the wrong season, last year's season, Like damn it.
Speaker 2: So I start over and watch season nine.
Speaker 3: Which is what we're about to talk about.
Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, man, what they heard me complain,
Speaker 2: they heard my complaints, and they changed everything. And now
Speaker 2: I'm kind of in and Stephanie's kind of out.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, please don't get me wrong. I'm
Speaker 3: not out. I just hate all these people. I don't
Speaker 3: like any of them.
Speaker 2: Well I like some of them, but I'm behind you.
Speaker 2: So I'm a little behind. She's going to we're gonna
Speaker 2: discuss what we have so at all.
Speaker 1: Not only do I not like some of them, I'm
Speaker 1: scared of some of them. There these are bad people,
Speaker 1: these are well good people and so many and it's
Speaker 1: but it's so fun to watch. This is like the trashiest.
Speaker 1: I think what's happened.
Speaker 3: Is a lot of these people just really really want
Speaker 3: to be on TV.
Speaker 2: Now that's exactly what I was gonna It's what it's
Speaker 2: what went wrong with the Bachelor. You know, they get
Speaker 2: all these books out there of how to be a villain.
Speaker 2: They want it because they get them like more screen
Speaker 2: time and people talking and their Insta influence all the bullshit.
Speaker 2: But they totally they're like basically saying walls down, they're whole.
Speaker 2: They're like rubbing their extensions. They've just it's it's completely
Speaker 2: against the show that it's supposed to be, which is
Speaker 2: that Love is Blind, so it doesn't matter if you're
Speaker 2: sort of like not that attractive, like they they completely
Speaker 2: lost the entire All these.
Speaker 3: People care about is looks.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and they're all so like I noticed
Speaker 2: at first, the women, it's just a lot of extensions,
Speaker 2: a lot of Kardashian extensions and eyelashes and and that's
Speaker 2: for call Denver. That is not even like reflective of Denver.
Speaker 2: So like imagine if it was La, Yes, fuck is
Speaker 2: this shit? What's happening?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something too, which okay, and I know,
Speaker 1: I know, obviously you don't watch this one, but I
Speaker 1: just finished watching Love is Blind France, and they had
Speaker 1: and the season was like, was pretty good. Also, these
Speaker 1: people are also like a lot kind of crazy, kind
Speaker 1: of crazy.
Speaker 3: But there's this one couple. But I love.
Speaker 1: My thing that I really love is when the well
Speaker 1: it can it can be both ways, but it's usually
Speaker 1: that the woman is a little bit freaked out by
Speaker 1: the man's looks. It's almost entirely happens this way. If
Speaker 1: the guy is disappointed by the woman's looks, he never
Speaker 1: seems to come around on it. It's like they're not attracted.
Speaker 1: They're not going to get a boner, it's not going
Speaker 1: to work out.
Speaker 2: That's interesting where we're going to go through some of
Speaker 2: these guys, because my instincts were telling me some of
Speaker 2: them were not into it.
Speaker 3: Right, we'll get to that, right.
Speaker 1: Usually, My point is that the guys don't usually grow
Speaker 1: to have feelings and overlook the physical, whereas it's happened
Speaker 1: on many seasons, and it's happened in other shows like
Speaker 1: Married at First Sight where the woman is freaked out
Speaker 1: at first, I'm not sure she likes the guy, and
Speaker 1: then she grows attraction for the guy and in the
Speaker 1: end she's into it. So this happened on Love is
Speaker 1: Blind France this season, where.
Speaker 2: The guy he looks a little Elfin let's just put
Speaker 2: it that way.
Speaker 3: Ye, I'd like him.
Speaker 2: He's a little short, so i'd be into him, like
Speaker 2: a little like a little Tobey.
Speaker 3: Maguire kind of yes, a little Martin Freeman.
Speaker 2: You know how I love Yes, yes, I love that
Speaker 2: look love it yes ely.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so the woman who ends up with that guy,
Speaker 1: you know, is at first like oh okay, like let
Speaker 1: me wrap my mind around this. And then they go
Speaker 1: through the season and she is not she won't like
Speaker 1: sleep with him, you know.
Speaker 3: But then she comes around and he's really patient.
Speaker 1: And sweet and he's just like, ah, like I told her,
Speaker 1: And she talks to him and says like, I'm just
Speaker 1: not sure I'm feeling it, you know, and he's like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: you know, we'll see, and then she ends up totally
Speaker 1: falling for him. She says yes at the altar beautiful
Speaker 1: right reunion comes fucking guy.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, yeah, he was like, yeah, not really feeling it.
Speaker 1: He kicked her out. They started living together and he
Speaker 1: was basically like, I need space.
Speaker 3: Did he say it like this, Ah, I can do
Speaker 3: a French thing. I don't know because I was only
Speaker 3: reading it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably did say it like that. Did he
Speaker 2: say that, yes, because that is a poem from a
Speaker 2: I had to memorize in French class about an ant okay,
Speaker 2: and not like an aunt like aunt and uncle, but
Speaker 2: like a little aunt you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this is the thing that bugs me a little
Speaker 1: bit about this show is that the women are a
Speaker 1: little bit more into the whole love is Blind thing
Speaker 1: than the men. The men are like love is blind,
Speaker 1: but let me pray that she comes out looking like
Speaker 1: an absolute hotty. All the women seem to be pretty hot.
Speaker 3: Let me let me start. Let me I agree with you.
Speaker 3: I'm not pushing back on that.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, But what I will also say
Speaker 2: is that the and I don't like this term, and
Speaker 2: I don't think it's very like. I don't think we're
Speaker 2: right to use this term. Okay, but I feel like
Speaker 2: the douche nozzle quotient. And I don't like the word
Speaker 2: douche nozzle, but the douche nozzle, it's been turned up.
Speaker 3: It's been turned up like that's of fifteen.
Speaker 2: These guys are such I can't speak for all of them,
Speaker 2: but from what I've seen.
Speaker 3: Such finance bros. There's such fun oh Like, I mean.
Speaker 2: We're going to go through them, and some are worse
Speaker 2: than others, but like these there are no prizes. There's
Speaker 2: one guy I really like, and I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you right off the bat who it is. Okay, that
Speaker 2: one guy I'm crushing hard on, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: I know he ended up with somebody that I don't know
Speaker 2: where they ended up. It's I believe his name because
Speaker 2: I just took this all in is Joe, a guy
Speaker 2: named Joey, and I love him. He's so he's the
Speaker 2: guy with dark hair and he you know, well a
Speaker 2: lot of them had dark hair. But like he's just
Speaker 2: giggly and like, I just I mean, am I wrong?
Speaker 2: I'm so wrong? I must be wrong.
Speaker 3: That's okay, you know, well, jem.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a little spoiler alert that you would
Speaker 2: know if you looked at Reddit.
Speaker 1: He does make it out of the pods. Yeah, onto
Speaker 1: the vacation, and then he gets so drunk. Of course,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like that might not change your guy,
Speaker 1: but it's the worst. It's like, probably the worst I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Somebody, Oh no, what episode was this?
Speaker 3: Because I am?
Speaker 1: And he also has made it real clear, so like
Speaker 1: you should know this that you know he kind of
Speaker 1: doesn't like fatties is not on how he puts it.
Speaker 1: He put he tries to be nice about it, but
Speaker 1: it's not nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into these guys, let me get it.
Speaker 2: Let's let's put Joe on hold for a moment. So
Speaker 2: here's what's funny. Here's how we're going to do everybody.
Speaker 2: Cecily's through episode four. I'm through episode six. By the
Speaker 2: time you hear this, it'll almost be time for more
Speaker 2: episodes to drop. So, well, we won't talk about episode six,
Speaker 2: but we'll kind of take you up through that. Okay,
Speaker 2: then I can watch that and be ready.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so so I won't spoil some like stuff
Speaker 1: that we all saw in episode six because I want
Speaker 1: Cecily to talk about it too. But yeah, but there
Speaker 1: will be spoilers from the first like five episodes.
Speaker 2: Okay, So let's start with the cast with the guys
Speaker 2: and just do it like this, Like, so we have Anton,
Speaker 2: He's we're not going to go into who each guy is,
Speaker 2: but let's talk about him. So he uh sometimes goes
Speaker 2: by Tony. He comes off like he's very Italian and
Speaker 2: makes a lot of Italian jokes, but he is Russian.
Speaker 2: He's very Russian, very odd twist though. It was like
Speaker 2: I'm told me. And then he tries to come up
Speaker 2: with like a cute little celebrity nickname with the woman
Speaker 2: that you know, like together we'd be like to Nachelli. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then he's like, yeah, and anyway, I'm Russian. You're like, whoa, Okay,
Speaker 2: so he's Russian, he says, nice.
Speaker 1: He does seem nice. This is what I have to
Speaker 1: say about him. This is just like impressions looks wise.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: My thing about him was and I can I can
Speaker 1: say this because what if I just say something super racist?
Speaker 1: But no, but I can say this because I am Russian.
Speaker 1: My grand all four of my grandparents.
Speaker 3: Are from Russia. Where would they from? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I asked that because my side was I have
Speaker 2: Polish and on the other side it was Ukraine.
Speaker 1: It was key yeah, Ukraine, Ukraine. But now I'm forgetting.
Speaker 1: But John argues with me because I always say Russia
Speaker 1: and he says Ukraine. But we argue about all the same.
Speaker 1: And also for Jews, it was neither.
Speaker 2: We weren't even we weren't like they didn't allow us
Speaker 2: into either group, honestly, So that's why won't you get
Speaker 2: you know, like tested, it just comes up Ashnazi Jew.
Speaker 2: I assure you that's what. It doesn't come up Russian.
Speaker 2: It's really weird. So my grand my grandparents only spoke
Speaker 2: Russian and well at Finnish, right, No, like Russian. Like
Speaker 2: yet you know, they say saying us I had all
Speaker 2: these books of Russian fairy tales.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were really tell me a lot about
Speaker 3: you really, Oh wow, well would not you know this thick.
Speaker 1: Russian accent and would read me these stories with a
Speaker 1: thick accent? And it was like yeah, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: But all the men, like Russian men have such like
Speaker 1: dad energy. It's just like and if you see his
Speaker 1: like his body and the way he wears his jeans
Speaker 1: and the facial hair is really heavy, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's just such a like they you know what it is?
Speaker 2: They all look old for their age. I see any
Speaker 2: Russian guy that like look young.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Even Russian babies look like they're at least ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can they have it's a very strong
Speaker 2: cologne that they wear as babies.
Speaker 3: Where do you even get that cologne? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So even in his picture, I'm just saying, like his
Speaker 1: tennis shoes are kind of dirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a dude. Dude he got he's going to
Speaker 2: crawl under your car, He's going to work on your car.
Speaker 3: I like that. I don't dislike him. Now, who does he?
Speaker 2: Ultimately we don't need to go through each person that
Speaker 2: he dated, but who is the big one that he's right?
Speaker 3: I don't care to do that either. And he proposed to.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he proposed to, I have to go over
Speaker 1: to the women so I can look up her name. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's right at the top.
Speaker 3: Ali. That's right. So Ali is born in Brazil.
Speaker 2: Yes, and she loved the fact they both connected on
Speaker 2: the fact that English was not their first language, which
Speaker 2: I thought was wonderful. Like, I really like Ali. They
Speaker 2: called her Alley Cat at the beginning. She is stunning, tatted,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: She's Some might not love the fact that she does
Speaker 1: do kind of baby voice she does, but I think
Speaker 1: that's really her voice, to be fair, I think she
Speaker 1: just talks like that.
Speaker 3: But she's also very like I'm a baby, like I
Speaker 3: just want to.
Speaker 1: Did you get to the part where she's complaining about
Speaker 1: her ring, about how much he spent on the ring?
Speaker 3: Oh, but that's interesting.
Speaker 2: But she does say in her bio like I'm looking
Speaker 2: for a leader. Oh, I'm looking for a leader. Yeah,
Speaker 2: someone that inspires me to be a better person. And
Speaker 2: why does he have to be a leader? All right,
Speaker 2: but they seem like, Okay, I guess she's in him.
Speaker 2: Though she is into him.
Speaker 3: Okay, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't get a lot of screen time, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: The next guy is blatant. Blake looks like an SNL.
Speaker 2: He looks like one of the guys from SNL that
Speaker 2: does an impression of Trump Junior, or like Aaron Trump.
Speaker 3: Or wasn't he or yes, yes, yes, yes he is
Speaker 3: just the talk about the douche nozzle. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 1: So this is not a spoiler if you're through at
Speaker 1: least through episode four.
Speaker 3: I believe. Yeah, he leaves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking bunch of them do apparently like they're
Speaker 2: just like, I don't feel like doing it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do the experiment.
Speaker 2: And then it says every time they leave, it'll just
Speaker 2: have a chir and he's like, he didn't say goodbye
Speaker 2: to anybody.
Speaker 1: No, And he was so he was the number one
Speaker 1: choice for this for Megan, for spon Sparkle, Sparkle Meghan.
Speaker 2: Who will get to favorite? Yeah, I think she's my
Speaker 2: least favorite so far. I may change my mind, but
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan. I agree, I completely agree.
Speaker 1: And but he was supposed to be with her, and
Speaker 1: he was just like, yeah, I'm not into this whole thing,
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2: Was he the one or was it another one of
Speaker 2: her others? Because she had three top threes. One of
Speaker 2: them they were just like, what kind of She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have a really nice car. I really believe in
Speaker 2: nice things. I work really hard and I have like
Speaker 2: ten mansions and like that's important to me. She's we'll
Speaker 2: get to her. But one of them kept saying like, well,
Speaker 2: what kind of like Mercedes BMW Audie. They literally spend
Speaker 2: an hour in the podcasting what kind of car? And
Speaker 2: she's like nah. He's like, did I already say it?
Speaker 2: She's like, nah, I tell you, thank you, my god?
Speaker 3: What is the show? It's the opposite of it. The
Speaker 3: show is for.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Okay. Also, this guy Blake, Okay, Blake Blake his jeans.
Speaker 3: This is you know how we used to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Not that we're doing a castros and it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: but it's like he took his jeans out of some
Speaker 1: packaging and put them on.
Speaker 3: They're like the darkest newest I like a darkwa washed jean,
Speaker 3: but they just look brand new, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And the shoe heh, he shined his shoes. Meanwhile, Anton's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I just like walked through some pig
Speaker 1: manure and that came on the show.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I like that, I like that about I do. Okay,
Speaker 2: So now we have Brendan.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brandon, this picture of Brendan does not is not good.
Speaker 1: He's so much cuter than this picture.
Speaker 2: He's all right, he's cuter because he's got a little
Speaker 2: more personality. I think is what you're probably responding to.
Speaker 2: But he's he didn't do much for me. I don't
Speaker 2: remember who he connected with. Okay, So he connected with shit,
Speaker 2: what's her name? Hold on, let me go find her.
Speaker 2: These guys so much like it's insane, like the next guy, Chase,
Speaker 2: who's not even on the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1: He connected with Annie the hairsan owner who we're going
Speaker 1: to get to because I don't like her, and so
Speaker 1: he connected with her. And then but she was deciding
Speaker 1: between him and uh Nick, yes, right.
Speaker 3: Who is awful who we're going to get to as well.
Speaker 1: Right, So he was I thought Brendan was a better
Speaker 1: choice for her, and he was really into her. But
Speaker 1: I think Brendan dodged a bullet. Yeah, I totally agree
Speaker 1: with you on that.
Speaker 3: But Brendan really got his heart broken. And then do
Speaker 3: you remember this part?
Speaker 1: So so she breaks up with Brendan, and then Nick
Speaker 1: is all like, ah, yeah, and that means she picked men.
Speaker 1: He then Brendan's crying. He goes back in to talk
Speaker 1: to her and he's like, I'm gonna I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: make state my case.
Speaker 2: He's not very good at it. I will say that
Speaker 2: he's pretty shitty at like talking.
Speaker 3: I mean honestly, he's like, what colored door do you
Speaker 3: want on your house?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And she keeps trying to change the subject and
Speaker 2: he's like no, but like really, I asked her a
Speaker 2: colored door, I don't know, a white house, black trim,
Speaker 2: red door. And she's like okay. Then he asks again,
Speaker 2: same questions, like he just covered that. Yeah, he's not
Speaker 2: my favorite, I'm gonna say, I mean she sucks so
Speaker 2: much that her two choices, Like those choices are the suckiest.
Speaker 1: Yes, except that Nick is one of like the worst
Speaker 1: people I've He's he's so bad. But yeah, she picks Nick.
Speaker 1: So Nick goes in like proposes to her.
Speaker 3: Do you remember this scene?
Speaker 1: And then he goes back in where all the guys are,
Speaker 1: you know, in Guy's head quarters or whatever guy's quarters
Speaker 1: And he walks in and he's like I'm engaged, and
Speaker 1: all the guys are just like dead silent because they
Speaker 1: feel bad for president.
Speaker 3: We haven't even gotten though. Yeah, poor Brendan.
Speaker 2: But we'll get to Megan's sparkle because when we do
Speaker 2: the women, maybe we should have started with women. But
Speaker 2: we can skip Chase, right, he didn't really make it
Speaker 2: to air, right, yea, right, Okay, don't worry about Chase.
Speaker 3: He looks exactly like one of the other Look at
Speaker 3: his face, it's exactly the same.
Speaker 2: It's incredible. I kind of like this about his bio
Speaker 2: really quick. They say, don't sleep on Chase. No really,
Speaker 2: because he adheres to a strict nine to thirty PM
Speaker 2: bedtime and wakes up at five, which I do too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys might get along. Maybe day is next,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember.
Speaker 1: But he also but he needs somebody who has a
Speaker 1: taste for adventure, which I do not know.
Speaker 3: We know what you actually do.
Speaker 1: You you player hate yourself a little bit because you
Speaker 1: actually have more.
Speaker 3: You like to travel. I do more spontaneous than I am.
Speaker 3: I do like to travel, that is true. I do.
Speaker 3: I do. I do get all up in it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna want to bike four hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty miles along the coast of California, though.
Speaker 2: Thank god, Ship and I were going to the fucking
Speaker 2: AMC Centry City the other day and for some reason,
Speaker 2: there were people like all the way down Santa Monica
Speaker 2: Boulevard from Doheany all the way to like Century City,
Speaker 2: and they were rollerblading and they were just taking up
Speaker 2: a whole lane. And I was just like, I was
Speaker 2: so mad because first of all, they were taking up
Speaker 2: a lane, but also I was just looking at them
Speaker 2: and none of them were happy. It's like, why are
Speaker 2: you doing this to yourself? What are you proving this to?
Speaker 2: Just made me mad?
Speaker 3: Do you need to take a break? Yes? Are doing
Speaker 3: your time out because you just told that story? Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, I've had a pause for a second. All right,
Speaker 3: we're back. So we're skipping. Who's do we can skip him?
Speaker 3: We've never met him?
Speaker 1: Yo, get Dylan, remember Dylan's but he's a financial analyst,
Speaker 1: so he would have pall.
Speaker 3: They're all bros like that.
Speaker 2: Now here's one that I know you are very excited
Speaker 2: to talk about, and that is Edmund, who was very
Speaker 2: cute in this photo with his eyes closed, which I
Speaker 2: think is actually kind of adorable, very tight pants and
Speaker 2: a Taylor Swift bracelet friendship bracelet for some reason.
Speaker 3: Okay, this man is not well. I'm going to tell
Speaker 3: you that right now. He is. He's not emotional.
Speaker 2: Are you saying it because he's emotional? Because have I
Speaker 2: not gotten to the how unwell he is yet? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I saw him cry a lot. Write I didn't mind
Speaker 3: it though.
Speaker 2: I think he just was, you know, just he had
Speaker 2: a moment he felt seen. He grew up in foster
Speaker 2: care like he's had a rough go. Okay, he scares me,
Speaker 2: and I don't think he should have been cast for
Speaker 2: the show. And I think you will see that more
Speaker 2: as as it goes on.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's got some he's got some real emotional problems
Speaker 1: and he needs to have had a lot of therapy
Speaker 1: before coming on a show like this. And listen, it's
Speaker 1: not his fault that he has trauma at all. Like
Speaker 1: he he he had a horrible upbringing. He grew up
Speaker 1: in foster care, right, there was probably abuse. I mean,
Speaker 1: he didn't really have parents. It's it's a terrible situation
Speaker 1: and I feel awful for him, but he shouldn't be
Speaker 1: on a show where he's like with another person.
Speaker 3: It's just it's it's not good. Should we talk about
Speaker 3: his situation?
Speaker 2: Okay, so he met and fell in love with and
Speaker 2: her name I never quite got, but like she's a
Speaker 2: social color KB.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's calla.
Speaker 2: We'll get to her, but we just want to say
Speaker 2: as we're going, like they really they really clicked. She
Speaker 2: he's somebody who's like open, vulnerable. She's exactly the right
Speaker 2: person for that to be because she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: honey booboo, like I'm here, tell me what you know.
Speaker 3: Tell me. I've got to hear you. I see you.
Speaker 3: I love you like I thought it was.
Speaker 1: And she's amazing because she she's a social worker, so
Speaker 1: she's and she gets it, you know, she gets how
Speaker 1: to deal with him, and and then he proposes to
Speaker 1: her pretty early on, I want to say, like episode two, Yes,
Speaker 1: pretty early on, she accepts.
Speaker 2: I did not get to their meeting yet, which is weird.
Speaker 2: I must have missed it. I must have scrolled past
Speaker 2: it because they would have met already.
Speaker 3: Oh well, they they do kind of tour well because
Speaker 3: they haven't gone on vacation yet, right right, they haven't
Speaker 3: left the pods yet now.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I think they do have a bunch of
Speaker 1: people meet like all of a sudden at the end. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you probably haven't missed it, but I mean i'll
Speaker 1: just tell you that, like, yeah, it's fine, and she's
Speaker 1: into him. M he's got a lot of you know, insecurities.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I mean, I don't want to, like,
Speaker 1: I can't spoil it for you, but it's it's he
Speaker 1: cries a lot.
Speaker 3: And he also did you got to the part where
Speaker 3: he was like making out the floor? Right? No, I
Speaker 3: did not see him make out with the floor or
Speaker 3: I missed that. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: What got that floor on the ground? And he was
Speaker 1: just like sucking on the ground and everybody was like,
Speaker 1: what why are you doing that?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: And he's just he's just he's irkle. I mean, he
Speaker 2: just as crazy and he's there's something is just something's
Speaker 2: a miss. Okay, it's a miss, and it gets worse.
Speaker 1: And he's just super like hyperactive and he's always like
Speaker 1: running up and down the halls and he's just honestly like,
Speaker 1: something is different about him.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's put him. Let's put him on, hold him
Speaker 3: on his side. But we need to talk about Jensen. No,
Speaker 3: we don't need to talk about Jensen. And it's just
Speaker 3: the same as somebody else.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now we get to my Joe, who does not
Speaker 2: look as cute in this photo as he does on
Speaker 2: this He's somebody that needs to be like.
Speaker 3: In video form.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very cute. He's so cute.
Speaker 2: Oh but see, I didn't know that much about him.
Speaker 2: But I love when I look at the bio described
Speaker 2: as the life of the party, like, of course, how
Speaker 2: would I be attracted to him without even having ever
Speaker 2: seen him as the life of the party?
Speaker 3: Like, how did I know?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: How do I do this? Every time? I love how
Speaker 3: they dressed up, gets blackout drunk with He's the life
Speaker 3: of the party. You know, he's not going to remember
Speaker 3: the party, but he's the life of it, now, is he? Okay?
Speaker 2: So when he you know, he has a couple of
Speaker 2: different people he's talking to, but he ends up with Madison. Madison,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't if I'm thinking of the right person,
Speaker 2: and I can't. I'm not picturing I know kind of
Speaker 2: what she looks like, but he's not overjoyed. Right, is
Speaker 2: that he the one or is that somebody else who.
Speaker 3: Because he thinks she's fat, even though she's like a
Speaker 3: sich one exactly.
Speaker 2: And so when she and she's gorgeous and she comes
Speaker 2: out and she's all giddy, and you can tell he's
Speaker 2: not into it, but you have to kind of give
Speaker 2: them a little break because they're also trying to like
Speaker 2: put the voice with the face, which apparently is really
Speaker 2: hard for that. It's such a weird thing for them.
Speaker 2: So he's like, oh my god, this is so uns
Speaker 2: just don't feel real. But then as he's the one,
Speaker 2: he's walking away, she's like, let me see that butt.
Speaker 2: That's her, right, yeah, but she's being annoying and then
Speaker 2: he's like okay. So then he just the door hasn't
Speaker 2: even closed behind him, and he takes the champagne and
Speaker 2: just pours like the whole thing into a cup and
Speaker 2: swigs it.
Speaker 3: I saw that. I was like, uh.
Speaker 2: And she watches him do that, she's like, uh, okay,
Speaker 2: And this is like right after they met, and she's
Speaker 2: going to go back into her like little silhouette that
Speaker 2: was Joe, right. If I'm I might be wrong, but
Speaker 2: I'm sure that was Joe.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not into her, not in her, and he
Speaker 2: definitely was drinking a lot and I noticed, but I
Speaker 2: was like, huh yeah, okay, Well, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I get I don't know if it's episode. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get hut.
Speaker 1: But you know, I mean I can tell tell you that.
Speaker 1: I can just I can just tell you so that
Speaker 1: he can keep me. Well, he gets super drunk at
Speaker 1: like the you know, one of the barbecues, so drunk
Speaker 1: that she's so and he's just acting belligerent and weird
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm gonna go back to the room.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh okay, Like do you.
Speaker 3: Want me to come with you? He also has told
Speaker 3: the camera ahead of this, you know, I just don't
Speaker 3: really I'm just not really into like heavier girls, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: he goes, you know, but I mean, you know what,
Speaker 3: we'll see, we'll see, we'll do, you know. And then
Speaker 3: he has sex with her the first night.
Speaker 1: He's like I'm gonna yeah, I'm not a fuck her,
Speaker 1: but he makes it really clear that he's like not
Speaker 1: that attracted to her, and he tells her at some
Speaker 1: point they've had a conversation and he's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, not, you're not my normal like.
Speaker 3: Physique, and she's she's kind of like okay, like what
Speaker 3: does that mean?
Speaker 2: Right? I'm looking at her picture right now. I flipped
Speaker 2: over to the women just to get an idea and yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: yeah that's right. So he's that's not and it's weird
Speaker 2: to me, like, Okay, they talk about so many things.
Speaker 2: This is a sort of a macro, but they talk
Speaker 2: about so many things like they they're not really supposed
Speaker 2: to say. I guess, like when one of them's like,
Speaker 2: is the English not your first language? That was their
Speaker 2: way of he didn't want to say the guy that's Chinese,
Speaker 2: Patrick didn't want to say that, but like they finally
Speaker 2: just said it.
Speaker 3: So they have five.
Speaker 2: They find ways to kind of figure out what people
Speaker 2: sort of look like. Another way they do it, like
Speaker 2: the asshole guys will be like, you know, are you fit?
Speaker 3: Do you hike? You know? They ask those dumb questions
Speaker 3: because they're asking if they're skinny right or in shape?
Speaker 2: Remember remember that Madison never came up, Like did it
Speaker 2: not come up with Madison and Joe in the Pods
Speaker 2: about body type?
Speaker 3: You think that's kind of weird, like how is he this?
Speaker 1: Like well, I mean, maybe she didn't say what she's
Speaker 1: supposed to say. I'm not a perfect I'm not like
Speaker 1: a size too.
Speaker 2: No, she's not supposed to say anything necessarily. But it's
Speaker 2: just strange when they're talking for hours and hours, just
Speaker 2: the whole premise of the show and going deep into everything,
Speaker 2: Like you just think they ask everything like you got tats?
Speaker 3: Is your hair long or short? You know, like we'd
Speaker 3: ask those questions.
Speaker 1: But some of them, well, they're not really supposed to,
Speaker 1: and some of them don't really say, like like what
Speaker 1: about the guy that ends up with Sparkle Meghan, who's
Speaker 1: just like she's like, do you have tats? And he
Speaker 1: goes like a couple of little ones, right, and he's
Speaker 1: tatted up. A lot of these guys are really tatted up.
Speaker 1: It's kind of strange. Okay, so yeah, Madison, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's also let's also keep in mind something to know
Speaker 1: about Madison is she is going blind.
Speaker 3: So she picked a guy who's like mister.
Speaker 1: Party guy, and she's like, by the way, like in
Speaker 1: a few years, like I could totally lose my eyesight
Speaker 1: and if you're if you are blind. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: she's blind right now. She's obviously not blind, but she
Speaker 1: is having very issues. She bumps into stuff like he's yeah,
Speaker 1: if you go blind, you.
Speaker 3: Need a partner who can care for you. Yeah. Of
Speaker 3: course that was a bad choice on her part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I could see how he's charming, so I
Speaker 2: could see how it happened totally see.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, Jordan was another weird one in the mix. He's
Speaker 2: the one that has He's a single dad to a
Speaker 2: four year old. He talks about a lot, but it's
Speaker 2: always funny to me where they talk so much, and
Speaker 2: it's like I.
Speaker 3: Do everything for him, including cam here for like two months,
Speaker 3: leave him alone. Now, let me ask you this, and
Speaker 3: I don't know the answer to it.
Speaker 1: But even though I've watched all the way through the
Speaker 1: first six episodes, does he have soul custody.
Speaker 3: Of his kid? I don't understand. Like being a dad
Speaker 3: is the biggest thing in his life. He super misses
Speaker 3: his kid.
Speaker 2: He wants like a mom, and Sparkle Megan is going
Speaker 2: to be like, I can't wait to be a mom
Speaker 2: to your kid. It's like, well, hold on a minute.
Speaker 3: Does he not have a mom. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't remember them ever saying that, but I
Speaker 2: do know that all of these guys, I mean, he's
Speaker 2: not as dumb as Nick, but he's pretty not so
Speaker 2: these guys aren't like nobody. There's not one of them
Speaker 2: where I'm like, oh, yeah, I wish I was in
Speaker 2: that pod, you know what I mean, Like he's not
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, I don't mind.
Speaker 3: The dorky, but he's not. Like it's not great.
Speaker 2: And I hate this too, where they'll say dumb things
Speaker 2: and then the women are like, oh my god, he
Speaker 2: just makes me laugh, like he's so funny, he's so cute,
Speaker 2: it's so funny.
Speaker 3: I just never laughed that hard, Like what what girl?
Speaker 3: What made you laugh so hard? Right? What is? Oh? God?
Speaker 3: So he he.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why Sparkle Meghan picks him because I
Speaker 2: didn't know that. I didn't know that that's interesting. Oh
Speaker 2: it's okay, it's okay that I didn't know. Get there,
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, it's okay.
Speaker 3: Oh it's fine, because it's so much.
Speaker 2: It's too much as I believe that Love is Blune
Speaker 2: should be sick episodes total. Honestly, I believe that we
Speaker 2: do pods for two one and a half and then
Speaker 2: we're off to the races and then Mary, you know.
Speaker 3: Maybe eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've said this to you before that the reason
Speaker 1: I think they need to do the pods for a
Speaker 1: little bit longer is because if there's a love triangle,
Speaker 1: like one of the best parts is when they go
Speaker 1: meet up with the people that they didn't choose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you kind of need to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: But that's my favor part too.
Speaker 2: But it's just like, that's fifteen hours to get to
Speaker 2: that one time, one moment. You know, Okay, Logan, do
Speaker 2: we care about Logan?
Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, okay, wait Jordan Logan? No, never met Logan? No,
Speaker 3: we never met him.
Speaker 2: Never met Michael, skip it, skip it? Okay, Mike, Well,
Speaker 2: Mike's like the worst, isn't he? Am I confusing him?
Speaker 3: I think you're not confusing him? That that's this is
Speaker 3: your typical finalist, bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's that high and he's the guy that's like
Speaker 2: when they're when he's asked if he's tatty, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't put bumper stickers on this car.
Speaker 3: Body. You don't put bumper stickers on the Cadillac.
Speaker 2: Baby, he's trying to say, and he also talks about
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, body important to you because it's like
Speaker 2: important to what about your body?
Speaker 3: What do you think about your body?
Speaker 2: And like he might be the worst. I don't even
Speaker 2: know who's the worst. So she her thing, so Megan's thing,
Speaker 2: because he's into Megan.
Speaker 3: We know that, right. So his thing is like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're into like healthcare, like you're in the world the space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like I've been thinking about like doing real
Speaker 2: estate there and like how much you have that you
Speaker 2: could put into my real estate pool.
Speaker 3: He's like totally angling for money. Do you think he's so?
Speaker 3: And that's and she led with that. That was her
Speaker 3: big lead for.
Speaker 2: All these guys is like, yeah, I'm very independent because
Speaker 2: I'm like super rich.
Speaker 1: She's like really hard for me, is like all all
Speaker 1: men are intimidated because I'm like boss bitch, Like boss bitch,
Speaker 1: like so much money, like so many cars, like so
Speaker 1: much jewelry. Like guys just don't even know how to
Speaker 1: handle it. She doesn't choose Mike no interest.
Speaker 3: He chooses Jordan. That was smart on her part, I guess.
Speaker 3: So he makes a hard play for her.
Speaker 1: He's like, you gotta pick me, brah, gotta pick me,
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna like change the world together, like with
Speaker 1: our money.
Speaker 2: Yes, with your money, And she's you know what I
Speaker 2: mean the thing with your money, man, Like your money
Speaker 2: is going to take us places where I could.
Speaker 3: Go an media pyramid scheme.
Speaker 2: He's just so skeevy, and I just don't get I
Speaker 2: didn't understand the description with her, like he's more than
Speaker 2: just a pretty face. I'm looking at his face. He's
Speaker 2: not that cuy. It's all about branding, isn't it. It
Speaker 2: would just be like walking around being like I know,
Speaker 2: I'm like really hot, don't be intimidated, like, dude, you're
Speaker 2: not that hot.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Also, okay, hold on though, because I need to look
Speaker 1: this up for you. But he did you get to
Speaker 1: the part where he tells her about how he's in
Speaker 1: this like men's group.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's like it's got like the pills
Speaker 2: and it's some freaking culty bullshit, you know, men's cult.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, men's cult, men's cult. You got it.
Speaker 3: So she doesn't pick him, thank god. But then we
Speaker 3: get to Nick, who is equally she he's the luxury
Speaker 3: watch dealer.
Speaker 2: These pictures are so weird. They it's like they make
Speaker 2: all of them look like squares AI. Oh bullshit, don't
Speaker 2: believe anything you read see here, none of it.
Speaker 3: No, this guy is the worst. He's pretty awful.
Speaker 2: He's first off, not only are we going to get
Speaker 2: to the problematic things that he says, but he's also
Speaker 2: just so dumb.
Speaker 3: But they're just like, it's so just be so basic. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm going to read you. I'm going to read it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just gonna say something really quick, like, do
Speaker 2: you like really believe in like Christian values? Just say yes,
Speaker 2: Christian Mitchell. I'm just like really believe in Christian value?
Speaker 2: Is okay?
Speaker 3: Nick? So she's fine. Did you get to him? Did
Speaker 3: you get to who he picks? You didn't?
Speaker 2: No, he's he's he's between the hairstylist lady Ali, right, yes,
Speaker 2: uh and somebody else right?
Speaker 3: So the somebody else Rocklemeggan. I think yeah. I think
Speaker 3: the girl that he's between is Kate. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 3: very very pretty.
Speaker 2: And Nick is so slimy that he says the same
Speaker 2: thing to them, like he'll be in with one and
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'm all about you.
Speaker 3: Like, don't even think about it, like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: I like love you.
Speaker 2: That's one comes in. I had to like pause and
Speaker 2: go back. I'm like, wait, is this a different guy
Speaker 2: or is the same guy?
Speaker 3: Same guy?
Speaker 1: So he just tells Kate that he loves her, right,
Speaker 1: and then so he's deciding between these two women. He's
Speaker 1: told them both he loves them and that they're the
Speaker 1: one and don't even worry about it.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Then he goes in with Kate and he's like, hey, so, like,
Speaker 3: do you believe in like Christian? Like you Christian? Right?
Speaker 3: And she's like hmm right, not really that religious. And
Speaker 3: he's like, what the fuck? He goes, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are you saying? She's like, he says what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Basically I can't remember if he swears, but he's like
Speaker 1: what are you What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: She's like what are you talking about? And he goes,
Speaker 3: I thought you believe in God. I thought you're like
Speaker 3: I thought you were like a.
Speaker 1: Good Christian And she's like, well I told you that,
Speaker 1: I'm not like practicing, I'm not that religious.
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh man, what the heck is the girl?
Speaker 3: The other girl? He just choose the other one if
Speaker 3: he doesn't live. He's all mad about that, right, but
Speaker 3: he does, so he does choose the other one, but
Speaker 3: he doesn't even know. So he goes, he's like, I'm
Speaker 3: really disappointed, Like yeah, like you.
Speaker 2: Basically he turns it around on her and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: forget it, and he breaks up with her and she's like,
Speaker 2: what is happening. She's dying, she's so upset.
Speaker 1: She's so pretty too. Then he says, oh, he even
Speaker 1: tells her. I think, he goes, I don't even know,
Speaker 1: because this is how bad it is. I don't even know,
Speaker 1: like my other connection, Like I don't even know if
Speaker 1: she like is like believes and stuff. But like, you've
Speaker 1: disappointed me so much, so like, yeah, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to go with my other connection.
Speaker 3: What a fucking piece of shit. We hate him.
Speaker 2: We're going to come back to him in a second
Speaker 2: when we get to the women. But I want to
Speaker 2: also sit talk about Patrick. So then when we get
Speaker 2: to the women, we'll circle back to everybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I do want to I do want to
Speaker 1: say before we get there, because I have this tab
Speaker 1: open on my computer that when he's in the pod
Speaker 1: talking to hairdresser lady, who I also don't like, and
Speaker 1: they're having this conversation about kids and yeah, and first,
Speaker 1: first of all, they both agree that they should definitely
Speaker 1: beat their children. That part, yeah, like, I'm shit out
Speaker 1: of my kids if they do something wrong, which is
Speaker 1: such a weird Christian fundamentalist like James Dobson family whatever,
Speaker 1: like you know, hit your kids when they're like eighteen months.
Speaker 3: It just came across so bad. Then she's like, one
Speaker 3: of them says the other one like, what would you do,
Speaker 3: like if your kid tells you they're gay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he says it. And she's like, hmm, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you know, I guess i'd
Speaker 1: like love him or whatever, but I wouldn't let him
Speaker 1: like I would. I would tell him like, you know,
Speaker 1: like no, like you better think about this, right, And
Speaker 1: then they both agree that kids who identify as gay
Speaker 1: are just doing so because it's a fad.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, do you think it's just a fad?
Speaker 3: He goes.
Speaker 2: When I was young, I remember being really upset and
Speaker 2: when I went into my room for like four days,
Speaker 2: and my mom came in and she's like, honey, do
Speaker 2: you want to talk about stuff, and basically it's so embarrassing,
Speaker 2: like she just thought I was gay. Now I'm giving
Speaker 2: him a super ro voice, but that's not really his voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not like super.
Speaker 2: Shocked that he even had that story, but it's interesting
Speaker 2: to me that he's anti his children possibly being LGBT.
Speaker 3: He's a possible against it, and yet like, who the fuck?
Speaker 1: So his mom, who was very understanding, Yeah it was
Speaker 1: apparently didn't rub off on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly ironic on readit, most people think
Speaker 3: he's gay. That's just the thing. That's what I was
Speaker 3: sort of trying to say without saying it.
Speaker 2: But that's that's the vibe I got before he even
Speaker 2: had that diatribe, before he even said all that crazy stuff,
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, you know, yeah, yeah, And I
Speaker 2: don't even think she the hairdresser lady who sucks who
Speaker 2: we'll get to. I don't think she even thought when
Speaker 2: she when he said that story, she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you could almost hear her going uh huh, and oh
Speaker 2: I thought they were like same page. Well, but I'm
Speaker 2: going to read you a little bit really quick from
Speaker 2: this article where he responds to this so it says
Speaker 2: love is blind. Season nine's nick A Motto clarified his
Speaker 2: comments after facing backlash for seemingly saying during an episode
Speaker 2: of the Netflix show that kids who identify as gay
Speaker 2: are doing so as a fad. After raising eyebrows with
Speaker 2: his comments about lgbt QIA plus children during a pod
Speaker 2: conversation with Annie Lambcaster, He's clarified what he meant by
Speaker 2: his remarks, which he alleged were heavily edited.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't those words came out of his mouth like
Speaker 1: you could edit. I guess you could take stuff out
Speaker 1: of context, but you were watching a single conversation he
Speaker 1: said those words. There's no other thing he could have
Speaker 1: meant by it. He says that conversation was very heavily
Speaker 1: sliced and diced. But call me shallow and call me horny,
Speaker 1: and then I have no depth of character.
Speaker 3: I can take that. It's reality TV. It's fair game.
Speaker 3: What the fuck does calling him horny or shallow have
Speaker 3: to do with anything? We're calling so obayon? You know
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 2: It's trying to also say, it's trying to kind of
Speaker 2: deflect from, like the other things people are saying, so
Speaker 2: he's like, call me too masculine, call me too hetero.
Speaker 2: You must nobody's calling you header now for sure, So
Speaker 2: he can be like one hundred percent call me one
Speaker 2: hundred percent one on the Kinsey scale for this, so
Speaker 2: he says.
Speaker 1: While he says he was willing to take responsibility, he
Speaker 1: also condemned the show's production company for editing the conversation
Speaker 1: to quote agitate. Quote don't put something together that's going
Speaker 1: to agitate an already marginalized group of people.
Speaker 3: What does he mean by that? Oh my god, people
Speaker 3: are crazy and they're going to come and be terrorists
Speaker 3: claiming them, Oh agitate. He's saying that.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, these people need our protection.
Speaker 2: He's totally turning it around on the production company. They're
Speaker 2: marginalized and you're going after them.
Speaker 3: That is wrong.
Speaker 1: It's like you said it, you said it, and then
Speaker 1: he does he says, but I'm taking accountability for that too,
Speaker 1: because there's a lot that I didn't understand. Oh really,
Speaker 1: you're you're like thirty, and you just didn't understand, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, then it says it, and then it
Speaker 1: says okay, Oh my god. He's gonna He's gonna it, says,
Speaker 1: and Nick spoke out on one comment he made in
Speaker 1: the Pods, in particular, where he seemingly told Annie that
Speaker 1: kids who identify as LGBTQI at a young age are
Speaker 1: doing so as a fad quote when kids start having
Speaker 1: those thoughts too young. He said, This is what he
Speaker 1: said during the episode. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but that's
Speaker 1: a concern for me, because who's telling you that. They
Speaker 1: basically say, there's an agenda. According to Nick, however, the
Speaker 1: fad that he and Annie were referring to was quote
Speaker 1: introducing sexual content and material to kids show to kids
Speaker 1: shows at a young age. What And though he noted
Speaker 1: that he believes quote being gay as perfectly normal, he
Speaker 1: also admitted that he quote wasn't normalized to that growing
Speaker 1: up the way I grew up anyway, He goes on
Speaker 1: and on, Oh my god, hold on, he says. He says,
Speaker 1: the way I grew up and the culture I was
Speaker 1: raised in is that you have experiences and you make
Speaker 1: decisions based on those experiences, and we all love you
Speaker 1: regardless for that. So he's basically saying he like experimented.
Speaker 3: M hmm.
Speaker 1: But if I had a kid that only grew up
Speaker 1: seeing a prince and princess get married, never was introduced
Speaker 1: to the idea of two moms and two dads. Then yes,
Speaker 1: I bet they would have to defend themselves and feel
Speaker 1: really awkward for having gay thoughts.
Speaker 3: What is he talking about? I don't know. I tuned out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's insane.
Speaker 2: And now he's saying basically that he's doing the work
Speaker 2: and to grow and be better, and that he loves
Speaker 2: experimented with what he experimented.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying, I don't know. Interesting.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's saying that, but maybe well, well okay,
Speaker 2: I really want to talk about Patrick, and I don't
Speaker 2: know why, because he is. I find him fascinating, Poor
Speaker 2: poor Patrick. So Patrick is I don't even know how
Speaker 2: to now. When I say that they're like not smart,
Speaker 2: I don't mean that. I'm sure that they're smart enough,
Speaker 2: like they run company and their bros.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's not he's not done. Like intellectually he's smart,
Speaker 2: but when he gets into those rooms, he's just like yeah, yeah, so,
Speaker 2: like you know, it's just like really hard for me.
Speaker 2: So he's so he's Asian, talks about it a lot
Speaker 2: it's kind of all he talks about it. It's very
Speaker 2: important to him that people know that, and it made
Speaker 2: me very sad for him that he has just you know,
Speaker 2: he's had this people discriminate against him and say shitty
Speaker 2: things and like bro culture of like why'd you date him?
Speaker 3: He's Asian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got around a lot of white people in Colorado,
Speaker 2: and he felt like he had to kind of keep up.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I do everything, I snowboard, I do
Speaker 2: everything like everybody else. But it's just like I'm he
Speaker 2: felt he felt very othered. Right, Yeah, So he really
Speaker 2: like he fell in love with two people. One was Anna,
Speaker 2: who was also Asian, and.
Speaker 1: And the interesting thing about that was that they both
Speaker 1: kept being like I normally just date white people, So like,
Speaker 1: this is so weird. This is so weird that I'm
Speaker 1: into you because like normally I only like white people.
Speaker 1: I really liked her, and I kind of liked that
Speaker 1: he liked. I was sort of like, this is interesting.
Speaker 1: And then just spoiler if you got to episode two
Speaker 1: or whatever, she just like up and left. They were
Speaker 1: supposed to have a date and she's like she has
Speaker 1: left the experiment and did not say goodbye. To Patrick
Speaker 1: or the other guy. Yeah, and the gossip is that
Speaker 1: what some people are saying on Reddit. I don't, it's
Speaker 1: not like confirmed was that she had a boyfriend. I
Speaker 1: thought that she of her with a guy and like
Speaker 1: it seemed that she just wanted to be on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got that vibe as well, and he was
Speaker 2: really sad about it. But then the sadder part is
Speaker 2: that he was also talking to the blonde woman who
Speaker 2: is Mormon lapsed more she's not because she's Mormon that
Speaker 2: that makes it sad, but in fact, she actually had
Speaker 2: some cool things to say. She's like, yeah, I am white,
Speaker 2: but my brother like like does weird like music stuff,
Speaker 2: and Carrie in Korea, and everybody in my family's an
Speaker 2: interracial like all my siblings are in interracial relationships.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I that I liked that.
Speaker 2: I didn't really get a vibe as to who she
Speaker 2: even really was. I couldn't fuite put my finger on her.
Speaker 2: But I was rooting for Patrick, even though he never
Speaker 2: said anything interesting once in the pots.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I miss something I found so there.
Speaker 1: It's been said that he's kind of like the girl.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like I guess her name was Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Remember the one that was like, yeah, people think I
Speaker 1: look like Megan Fox that was brought up on this
Speaker 1: season because he keeps saying like he's like yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean like at my school, like I'm really like hot
Speaker 1: for an Asian guy, like people say, like I'm really
Speaker 1: hot for being age.
Speaker 2: It makes me so sad that he has escay for
Speaker 2: being Asian. I mean, that just makes me sad at
Speaker 2: all Asian guy. I wish I could just hug him
Speaker 2: and be like, oh my god, like it's it's how
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. I guess I definitely felt
Speaker 2: that little othered growing up in Waco as a g
Speaker 2: you know, you don't you don't feel it until other people,
Speaker 2: until it's reflect off you. And it makes me sad
Speaker 2: that he feels the need to like say it so much.
Speaker 2: But he's also like not very smart. So you didn't
Speaker 2: get to the part where that girl, the Mormon girl,
Speaker 2: Mormon girl whose name is escaping me at the moment,
Speaker 2: I'll find it, who's had a lot of work done
Speaker 2: and she's a like Instagram girl and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like my last boyfriend, like I met him on Instagram,
Speaker 2: like I just like found him because he.
Speaker 3: Was like really hot and like, you know, but like
Speaker 3: he you know.
Speaker 1: The hard thing about being like a really hot blonde
Speaker 1: is like even if you're with like a really hot
Speaker 1: guy who knows you're really hot blonde, they're onto like
Speaker 1: the next really hot blonde.
Speaker 3: Is she Casey? Yes? Okay? So she is she Casey?
Speaker 2: Okay, the hair and makeup stylist. I want to see
Speaker 2: where it says she's Mormon though, sure that was her?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, she grew up Mormon for sure.
Speaker 2: Because there's another blonde, Well, Kate does the other blonde
Speaker 2: Kate a t I'm going through the women really quickly
Speaker 2: because it's funny.
Speaker 3: There's so many that are not the one that Kate
Speaker 3: is the one that we start. So this girl is Casey. Okay,
Speaker 3: it is Casey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: As the comedian of her friend group, Casey's searching for
Speaker 1: a sarcastic guy who communicates through funny movie quotes. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not going to be Patrick. Certainly not going to
Speaker 1: be Patrick. I mean he's just not that guy.
Speaker 3: She's very cute in this picture. Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I never had an issue with her. I think she's cute. Well,
Speaker 2: you're going to have a huge issue with her. She's awful. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I will.
Speaker 3: Give you the spoiler. She breaks up with him.
Speaker 1: She meets him in Patrick breaked out is like oh god, no,
Speaker 1: doesn't like him. And then they do a thing where
Speaker 1: basically they go back to the remember the other season
Speaker 1: maybe you didn't watch that season where where the girl
Speaker 1: confronts the guy for saying that she's met him before. Yes,
Speaker 1: but then they end up but then it turns out
Speaker 1: that he has hasn't metter before.
Speaker 3: Okay, they do that.
Speaker 1: They go in with the producers and she calls him
Speaker 1: in there and she's like listen, and she starts making
Speaker 1: out with him, but also cragic. She makes out with Patrick,
Speaker 1: but she's also crying and she's like, I can't do this.
Speaker 3: But that's weird. They're going to try to make it, okay.
Speaker 1: So then they flash back forty five minutes before and
Speaker 1: she's telling the producer like, yeah, I just don't see it,
Speaker 1: like I'm not going to be able to I'm not
Speaker 1: attracted to him and it is not going to grow.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. And then the producer's like, okay,
Speaker 3: so like, do you want to tell him and she's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she doesn't. She totally gaslights him, and
Speaker 1: she's like they're going to try to make it seem
Speaker 1: like I'm not attracted to but like that's not what
Speaker 1: it is, Like I totally am. I just like I
Speaker 1: just can't go on the vacation, Like I can't be
Speaker 1: on TV right now, Like I just don't want to
Speaker 1: go on the and he's like.
Speaker 3: But I kind of have to be pushed back a little.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not great, but I can understand that
Speaker 2: wanting to tell someone to their face on TV they're
Speaker 2: not attracting to them. Sure, I mean, but the whole
Speaker 2: thing is love is blind. And did you get the
Speaker 2: part where she was basically like horn talking to him
Speaker 2: like yeah, sexty and they were all doing it. It's
Speaker 2: a very sexual group. It's a very sexual season.
Speaker 3: My god, Like they were all doing that like I
Speaker 3: just want to rub your body up the market. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but she had him thinking, but he was like no, man,
Speaker 3: like she's into me, like like no, this is like
Speaker 3: it's cool, it's cool. Like no, So she doesn't want
Speaker 3: to go on the vacation, It's all right, Like we're
Speaker 3: still going to be together. Yeah, and she's very like
Speaker 3: left brained, you know, and she goes. He says, okay,
Speaker 3: well it's okay, I'll see you back in like Denver,
Speaker 3: like you know whatever. And she's like, no, I can't
Speaker 3: do this. I really can't do this. And he's like, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I get that. You can't go on vacation. She's like, no,
Speaker 3: I can't do it. And he's like yeah, yeah, no, cool. Cool,
Speaker 3: So I'll see you like, you know, like together.
Speaker 2: He doesn't understand he's a baby. They're calling it like
Speaker 2: the most awkward breakup and.
Speaker 3: She's sad, sad. That makes me sad for him. He'll
Speaker 3: be fine.
Speaker 2: He'll be one of those that like sets up a
Speaker 2: bunch of Instagram like somebody will slide into those dms.
Speaker 2: Well I hope so I mean, but he's also like ugh, okay.
Speaker 2: Like in going through the women, and we've skipped a lot,
Speaker 2: we've talked about a lot of them as we talked
Speaker 2: about the guys. But I want to talk a little
Speaker 2: more about Meghan Sparkle. Yes, I'm just going to read
Speaker 2: you her thing. That was all the guys, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, there was one more guy that I'd never
Speaker 2: heard of, so Meghan w or Meghan Sparkle loves anything
Speaker 2: that sparkles, so her friends call her sparkle Meghan. Now,
Speaker 2: I want to say, right now, that's just like absolutely
Speaker 2: not true. That's the kind of bullshit that really pisses
Speaker 2: me off. You're like, nobody fucking calls you sparkle Meghan.
Speaker 2: It's just not even doesn't even like roll off the tongue.
Speaker 1: Nobody absolutely ever find one person.
Speaker 3: Let's find out where she went to high school or wherever.
Speaker 2: Let's go to her instagram, find one friend, Like, did
Speaker 2: you ever hear anybody call her like at a birthday party?
Speaker 3: Or like sparkle Meghan. That's not even that's not even
Speaker 3: like a cute name.
Speaker 2: No sparkle Megan, it's a nickname that that's sure to
Speaker 2: make her pop in the pods. Self described type a perfectionist,
Speaker 2: this entrepreneur has been seen, has seen the fruits of
Speaker 2: her labor.
Speaker 3: We get it.
Speaker 2: In her twenties, she found a lot of financial success,
Speaker 2: which now allows her to enjoy the finer things in life.
Speaker 2: But she believes, but she believes she's down to earth.
Speaker 2: She is not down to earth. So those areated by me,
Speaker 2: she said.
Speaker 1: So she keeps saying to the guy, uh, the guy
Speaker 1: that she ends up with. I keep forgetting these people's names.
Speaker 1: The one with all the tats. He's got the tat sleeve.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, a bunch of them do. A bunch of
Speaker 3: them have tat sleeves. Okay, but a couple that's.
Speaker 1: Your dorky face all the single dad, yeah, oh, single
Speaker 1: dad is Yes, it is Jordan, okay. So she keeps
Speaker 1: saying to him though, she's like, yeah, like you know,
Speaker 1: like I drive like a really nice car. I think
Speaker 1: he might be the one, And he's like, well I
Speaker 1: have a kiya.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what to tell you. But she
Speaker 3: wants him to be something that he's not. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She thinks he's gonna like surprise her by suddenly like
Speaker 1: being like, just kidding, I have a ton of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he made fun.
Speaker 2: She made fun of that so many times in dates
Speaker 2: with other guys. She would be like, Jordan has a kah.
Speaker 2: If she said it literally said it, I could not
Speaker 2: believe it. Yeah, let's actually instead of we've already talked
Speaker 2: about a lot of the women, here's they actually list
Speaker 2: the couple. So we've gone through most of them so far,
Speaker 2: Ali and Anton I saw them meet. I say, so far,
Speaker 2: so good. I haven't had enough experience with them yet.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I haven't even had that much experience with them either,
Speaker 1: because they don't show them a lot, so they must
Speaker 1: feel like a non problematic couple so far.
Speaker 2: Madison and Joe, which we talked about, you could tell
Speaker 2: right away he wasn't into it. He had to slam
Speaker 2: a bunch of drinks before he even got out the door.
Speaker 2: She I don't see it, then, KB, we're calling her
Speaker 2: an Edmund, So I didn't see this meet. I didn't
Speaker 2: see it. They're showing it like like you said, it
Speaker 2: must have been the end. She looks really happy in
Speaker 2: this little meat cute. She looks happy to see him.
Speaker 2: Is she not when she meets him or does he
Speaker 2: do like the worm or something?
Speaker 1: She is happy to meet him, and he's he's he
Speaker 1: holds it together for a little while, but he's gonna
Speaker 1: have a really epic meltdown in episode six, which is
Speaker 1: so scary. And I was like, I was discussing this
Speaker 1: with a friend of mine who's seen it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't. Like the problem is you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the producers are just going to leave her there, but
Speaker 1: it seems that she does not spend the night in
Speaker 1: the room with him after that, Okay, I will watch
Speaker 1: and see. I mean, even for a social worker, it's
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 2: So Then, as we just discussed, Casey and Patrick, which
Speaker 2: I did not see their their meet cute.
Speaker 3: I'm calling it that. But when the picture of them
Speaker 3: sitting on the couch, they both look really happy. She's
Speaker 3: leaning into him, she's smiling up in his face. He
Speaker 3: looks overjoyed by her. Okay, you need to do me
Speaker 3: a favor because I will see it. Yeah, don't don't
Speaker 3: skip that part. Just watch it, even though you're going
Speaker 3: to be tempted to since we're moving, we're going to
Speaker 3: be moving on. But just go watch their meat. I
Speaker 3: will totally watch. I'll skip through all their meats, but
Speaker 3: I just wanted to and.
Speaker 2: Then go to the part where she breaks up with them, okay,
Speaker 2: for sure. And then Annie and Nick we already discussed,
Speaker 2: looks like they're madly in love. These idiots, terrible people,
Speaker 2: both of them. Carcle Meghan and Jordan, which I did
Speaker 2: not see coming. Jordan looks cute while he's when he's
Speaker 2: kissing her. It's very awkward, but he kind of looks cute.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna and that's.
Speaker 1: Where we are so far. Those two could make it.
Speaker 1: Nothing like there's nothing totally extreme that's happened with them.
Speaker 2: Okay, we did a lot for like not having watched
Speaker 2: every single I'm going to go back and watch. I'm
Speaker 2: going to finish every second of it so that I
Speaker 2: am like up to date as.
Speaker 3: To Yeah, you can skip through, so if you can
Speaker 3: skip through stuff, that's.
Speaker 1: Not going to matter, right, right, But it's also like,
Speaker 1: definitely watch all of episode six.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: I'm going to just like probably skip to that since
Speaker 2: I know who's where and what because i want to
Speaker 2: see these meltdowns and I'm into it and I'm into.
Speaker 3: The fact that, Like, but it's weird because not a
Speaker 3: lot of people.
Speaker 2: I feel like in the past, more people have made
Speaker 2: it out of the pot Like, this isn't that many
Speaker 2: couples and they're all going to start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, six couples came out of the pods, but only
Speaker 1: five of them went to vacation because it's not much.
Speaker 1: It seems like in the past there was always five.
Speaker 1: It's always okay, it's always five. Sometimes it's been less
Speaker 1: because people don't even make it. Sometimes they only like
Speaker 1: two or three make it to the.
Speaker 3: Altar, Oh my god, totally and then only one really
Speaker 3: like does it? Usually maybe one or two? Right, I mean,
Speaker 3: if we wanted to do like a prediction right now, okay,
Speaker 3: we a who are who's going to make it?
Speaker 1: I'm going to predict Ali and Anton I like that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to predict they get married.
Speaker 3: I think there's going to be trouble. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. Something's going to be wrong there.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't think Madison and Joe are going to make it. No,
Speaker 2: for sure, not they're going to be fun to watch.
Speaker 2: Probably it sounds like not Edmund and maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 2: she can be the woman that he needs.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think he has some work to do before
Speaker 1: he should be getting married to anybody.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Kasey and Patrick already don't make it. We
Speaker 2: know that Annie and Nick are. They just just might
Speaker 2: be too terrible to make it.
Speaker 1: Or maybe people along together and we should take they
Speaker 1: should take each other off the market.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say right now, Jordan and Sparkle Meghan
Speaker 2: are definitely not going to make it.
Speaker 3: I would be surprised not seeing it either.
Speaker 2: So we it's going to be see this is when
Speaker 2: then this is it's gonna get sloggish though, because then
Speaker 2: they go on and then they're just brushing their teeth
Speaker 2: and making TikTok.
Speaker 3: You is this when I get annoyed? See? I like
Speaker 3: all this stuff.
Speaker 1: What I don't what I don't like as much is
Speaker 1: when they leave vacation and then they're home and then
Speaker 1: they have to keep meeting each other's family.
Speaker 3: And I also like the shopping for wedding clothes because
Speaker 3: I don't just.
Speaker 2: Want im Glad we're doing it a little differently this year,
Speaker 2: instead of going through every sentence that they say at
Speaker 2: every moment.
Speaker 3: This feels right to me. Okay, well we'll just we
Speaker 3: will discuss. We'll do the next batch as one as well.
Speaker 3: Mmm mm hmmmm hmmm mm hmm. Love is blind. You
Speaker 3: know what my fear on that show?
Speaker 2: I just want to say, if I ever went on
Speaker 2: that show, I want to kind of it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: that I would fear I wouldn't like the guy or
Speaker 2: that what I'd fear he would like me. And I'm
Speaker 2: sure that's what a lot of people feel like I
Speaker 2: would be.
Speaker 3: I'd be like.
Speaker 2: Patrick, what if I was like, I'm just Asian, you guys,
Speaker 2: They're like, she just completely made that up.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, I can't, I'm Jewish, and they'd like
Speaker 1: to have to do with your looks, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I just I mean, you just should not like I'm
Speaker 1: Jewish for a Jewish girl.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, for a Jewish girl. Also, yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: do you like to go skiing? No? You would hiking? Ah,
Speaker 3: absolutely not. I do not like to do anything else.
Speaker 2: I'm an indoor cat, so just keep that in mind,
Speaker 2: and those indoors better be pretty high thread count. But
Speaker 2: that really would be how I felt. So I'd be
Speaker 2: kind of like Sparkle Megan. But then I'd come out
Speaker 2: and be I'd have to I would feel I'd have
Speaker 2: to be like I'm five to two. I'm five two,
Speaker 2: I'm fIF two, just like Patrick feels like he has
Speaker 2: to say, you know, hmm. Interesting to me though, what
Speaker 2: would be the thing you would feel like you if
Speaker 2: you were scared of something, what would you feel you'd
Speaker 2: have to say, I'd have to tell them I have cellulate.
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess I'd have to say that too.
Speaker 2: I definitely have that, and I also would have to
Speaker 2: tell him like listen, and this is not negotiable at all.
Speaker 2: I will back out of every room after Seck will
Speaker 2: not see me from behind. Ever, I will be backing out.
Speaker 2: Do not say anything about it. I want to talk
Speaker 2: about it. So, like all those things, my whole pod
Speaker 2: will be like, Okay, yeah, we got their writing shit down.
Speaker 2: They're like, well where are you from though, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: did you get that part? Let me be clear. Also,
Speaker 2: I'm really short, even in like very high heels. I'm
Speaker 2: going to be a lot shorter than you. It's going
Speaker 2: to be weird, Like I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't think guys care that you're short. Though, men don't.
Speaker 3: We care about that, and it makes them feel better
Speaker 3: because they can be a little shorter. They even say
Speaker 3: it on the show. They even say it.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh my god, because Joe, I think says
Speaker 2: it because he's like trying to find something he likes
Speaker 2: about her, and he's like, well, you are tall.
Speaker 3: I like that. I think tall. I think tall women
Speaker 3: have it have it harder than short women, for sure.
Speaker 2: I think I totally get that. And I think it's just,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm very I'm just very insecure. I've been
Speaker 2: buying a lot of Jessica Simpson heels lately. She makes
Speaker 2: a great pump. She got all the best shoes and
Speaker 2: which she got. We do not have like an ad
Speaker 2: with her, but I really wish we did. We should
Speaker 2: all the ship out of those shoes.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, this was fun and we're going to
Speaker 1: see you. What Today's Tuesday, So we'll see you Thursday
Speaker 1: for Golden Back. Yeah, all right, and we'll do our
Speaker 1: shouts then we love you, Bye bye bye by