WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:06.200 Minnesota Goodbye. Let's get started with the emails, and here 2 00:00:06.240 --> 00:00:09.359 we go and write saying hey, yo, hope you're having 3 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:11.720 a wonderful day. I personally don't understand why we all 4 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:14.400 live here, but I digress because right now as we 5 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:18.719 record this, it is six degrees below zero. Just want 6 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:20.679 to reach out and say how much I appreciate you all. 7 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:24.039 Every day I listened religiously to Minnesota Goodbye and every 8 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:26.920 hour of the podcast. It's been a real tricky few 9 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:29.640 years as my husband has battled some serious mental health 10 00:00:29.719 --> 00:00:32.719 challenges that left me a single mom quite often. But 11 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:34.679 you guys in your show have been a constant light 12 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:37.399 in my days, and I'm forever grateful. I really appreciate that. 13 00:00:38.439 --> 00:00:40.520 When I was a kid, I thought KATIEWB was the 14 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:43.399 naughty station, and I guess your kin I was kind 15 00:00:43.399 --> 00:00:47.200 of right. But your salacious stories, inappropriate jokes, and quick 16 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:50.600 wit kept me going even when life was really damn hard. 17 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:53.439 If you'd told sixteen year old me that the Morning 18 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:55.960 Crew would one day be in my kitchen and ride 19 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.479 with me, I would have never believed you. But last 20 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:02.200 summer will always be a highlight for me. Jamison tells everyone. 21 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:05.200 Mom listens to the Dave Ryan Show and they came 22 00:01:05.239 --> 00:01:07.079 to our house. Oh, I didn't realize this is from 23 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:09.760 Anna for Anna? I think, is it go for Anna? 24 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:10.959 It's Anna? Right? 25 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:13.040 Yeah? And I remember we wrote. 26 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:15.560 Yeah we rode horses and Jamison was okay. I didn't 27 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.000 realize that I didn't put it together. You guys made 28 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.640 a big impression on him. Also side note, I never 29 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:25.120 realized how little Drake did until Vont came on the show. 30 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.680 I don't mean that as a diss on Drake, but 31 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:30.959 more as a wow. Vant is really awesome. If only 32 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:33.319 all twenty three year olds had his drive and talent. 33 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:38.560 Jenny and I are going to say mom on that subject, 34 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:39.920 he hears being mom. 35 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:42.319 We're being mom. We're being mom, right, you're being the 36 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:42.959 most mum. 37 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:51.439 As more mom, miss yeah, more mom. What you can 38 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:53.840 read into them, well, I know I don't have anything 39 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:55.599 to read into him just being mom. On the subject 40 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:58.079 the new crew is wonderful. I miss Fallon, but I 41 00:01:58.120 --> 00:01:59.959 love Bailey and Vant. Bailey is so kind and Jay. 42 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:03.120 Jenny's my bestie and travel buddy, even if she doesn't 43 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:05.560 know it yet. And Dave is a constant source of wisdom. 44 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:07.560 I don't know why I felt the need to stay 45 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:09.560 up past my bedtime to send this, but I did 46 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:14.280 have a wonderful day moah from Anna. Hey, thank you. 47 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:17.080 That's that's very nice because she has reached out enough 48 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:20.639 times that we we know each other. And we rode 49 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:21.639 horses at her house. 50 00:02:21.719 --> 00:02:22.400 That was so fun. 51 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:25.759 Yeah, and it was fun because I think some of 52 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:27.240 us had never rid on a horse before. 53 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:28.000 I've never done it. 54 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:32.120 I don't think either, right. Maybe maybe on a beach 55 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:33.879 somewhere he has, Oh. 56 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:34.719 Yeah, like on a mule. 57 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:36.719 Yeah. 58 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:39.919 Rachelle writes in good Morning, my name is Rocky. I 59 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:42.199 listen to your show every weekday, Dave. I've been listening 60 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:44.960 since you stole me away from John Hines at wl 61 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:50.479 L Loyal ever since tomorrow's my eight year anniversary working 62 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.599 at the Loop West End. I've had the pleasure of 63 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:55.560 serving Fallon twice, but I've always wanted you to come 64 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:57.800 belly up to my bar. If you're ever so inclined 65 00:02:57.800 --> 00:02:59.960 to help me celebrate my anniversary, I'd be happy to 66 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:02.719 host and treat you. The more the merrier, bring the 67 00:03:02.719 --> 00:03:05.879 whole crew. We can take a shot together. If nothing else, 68 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:07.919 thank you for bringing joy to my morning, so many 69 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:12.080 years XO XO from Rocky We work within an easy 70 00:03:12.199 --> 00:03:15.560 walk of the Loop restaurant, and I was over there 71 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:19.919 a friend of mine and her friends and her girlfriend 72 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:22.360 got together and they said, oh, they listened to your show. 73 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:24.199 They'd love to meet you. And I said, well, I 74 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:25.800 want to meet your new girlfriend. So I went over 75 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:27.400 there and I said, Hi, the Loop the other day. 76 00:03:27.719 --> 00:03:30.000 But I think that, honestly, may have been the only 77 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:31.080 time I've been in the Loop. 78 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:35.560 Really, I thought, didn't we all go eat there? Maybe crazy? 79 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:36.199 It was crazy? 80 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:39.000 Yeah, yes, yeah, I've been to the Loop a handful 81 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:43.680 of times. I frequented the North Loop Loop most. 82 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:44.000 Of my twenties. 83 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:45.319 I was there all the time, but the one in 84 00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:47.400 the West n as you get a little bit older, that's. 85 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:49.360 More of like your older loop to go to. 86 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:52.439 So I've only been there a handful of times because 87 00:03:52.439 --> 00:03:54.599 my party days are somewhat behind me. 88 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:57.599 I gotcha. Next one. I wanted to respond to the 89 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:00.639 topic about the outlet on the Kitchen Islands. I'm currently 90 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:03.879 building a house. A law recently went into effect that 91 00:04:03.879 --> 00:04:08.199 there cannot be an outlet on the island, but the 92 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.599 workaround is to add a us be outlet to your 93 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:14.120 island and then change it to a regular outlet once 94 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:18.319 you move in. And that's from Ashley, So yeah, okay, 95 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:20.959 interesting the story is that, you know, a little kid 96 00:04:20.959 --> 00:04:23.079 pulled the hot pot of stew or chili down onto 97 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:26.639 their face because the crock pot was plugged into the 98 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:32.639 island outlet. So now apparently, honestly, depending on who you ask, 99 00:04:33.079 --> 00:04:43.759 you had another story. So okay, thank you, next one. Sorry, Jenny, 100 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:47.959 women get a pap smear, not a pap smear. 101 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:49.759 I don't care. 102 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:53.600 I know, Okay, I know, because I just do not 103 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:54.879 care to correct myself with I. 104 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:56.959 Heard that yesterday and I didn't correct you because I thought, 105 00:04:56.959 --> 00:04:59.519 you know, nobody needs to be corrected by a dad 106 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:03.319 on how to say pop smear. But it did make 107 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:05.800 me smile a little bit because she says you put 108 00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:08.160 a schmear of cream cheese on a bagel. 109 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:12.360 Jim and I titled the podcast pap shmear? Oh did 110 00:05:12.399 --> 00:05:14.959 you just to be funny? Because that's what Jennie said. 111 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:19.800 Amy says, hello to my favorite morning show, Bailey. But 112 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:24.439 you've mentioned going to workout classes at a YMCA. Can 113 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.560 you explain to me the process of attending a workout 114 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:30.399 class through them. I know how I would sign up 115 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:32.000 for a class on the app. But when I arrived, 116 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:34.680 do I check into the front desk, go straight to 117 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:37.000 the room. When I get to the room, do I 118 00:05:37.079 --> 00:05:39.360 sit and stand or whatever? Do I bring my own equipment? 119 00:05:39.399 --> 00:05:41.759 I have anxiety about the gym, and I was hoping 120 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:45.120 you could give me all the details I would build 121 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:47.319 up the courage to attend my first Y class if 122 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:49.120 I didn't feel like a total new bee. 123 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:52.720 Yeah, you just walk in. So if you're I used 124 00:05:52.759 --> 00:05:54.240 to be at the y like when I was in 125 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:57.959 high school college, but I was recently at La Fitness, 126 00:05:58.040 --> 00:05:59.879 and I assume it's the same. Where you come in, 127 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:02.839 you scan your card, your membership card or whatever, and 128 00:06:02.879 --> 00:06:05.160 then you just go straight to the room that the 129 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:08.360 class is in. If you go to the gym before 130 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:10.439 that to like kind of scope out where that room is, 131 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:12.600 then you don't have to wonder where it is, and 132 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:15.639 then you just walk in. I honestly, I'm in the 133 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:17.920 same boat as you. I just look around and see 134 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:20.680 what everyone else has and then grab the same exact thing, 135 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.360 and I pick a spot in the back corner, somewhere 136 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.639 in the back, so I don't have to look at 137 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:29.160 myself in the mirror. But it's pretty it's pretty easy, 138 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:31.519 and people are like nice to you when you're there 139 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:33.639 for the most part, or the instructor will come up 140 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:36.160 and talk to you or say like, who, here's new. 141 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:38.360 But I literally just look at what other people grab 142 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:39.959 and then just grab the exact same thing. And I 143 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:41.360 usually don't say anything to anyone. 144 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:45.240 I feel you're pain. The first time I ever went skiing, 145 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:47.959 I was nineteen years old and I went to get 146 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:51.160 learned to take skiing lessons. So I signed up and 147 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:53.680 I went, and I didn't know how to put on 148 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:57.720 my boots. Once I walked in ski boots, I was like, 149 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.720 what the fuck? This is crazy? And then I didn't 150 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:04.079 I was very, very uncomfortable. But that's the shit that 151 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:06.199 you got to go through to do anything new. Yeah, 152 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:08.639 there's got to be a little bit of discomfort while 153 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:12.199 you learn something new because you're gonna suck at it 154 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:15.040 at the beginning. Yeah, it's like when somebody taught me 155 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:18.240 how to play pickleball. I didn't know the how to 156 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:21.959 keep score, the kitchen rules, or the double bounce. I 157 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:22.879 didn't know that stuff. 158 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:25.360 So I love group fitness because one you have someone 159 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:28.000 telling you what to do. Two everyone's doing the same thing, 160 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:30.439 and three it goes by really fast and then you're done, 161 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.000 and then you were like I worked out today. 162 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:35.720 Wow, it's good. Yeah, Jenny, this was a little attack 163 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:36.959 on you. Are you can you take it? 164 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:37.319 Sure? 165 00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:42.160 Okay? Hi, guys, love you listen every single day. I 166 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:49.160 have one request. Can Jenny please please please stop saying 167 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:52.600 the word like fifty million times a day? 168 00:07:53.120 --> 00:07:53.480 Okay? 169 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:57.360 I like seriously have to like fast forward through like 170 00:07:57.439 --> 00:07:59.879 parts of the show where like Jenny starts like talking 171 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:04.040 for more than like thirty seconds. It's like really bad. 172 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:07.000 I mean she says like the word like probably like 173 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:10.079 close to like every other word. Please make it stop. 174 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:12.000 I don't even know it, but I love you guys 175 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:15.519 from Jill. I didn't notice that all I say it 176 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:17.120 to Jill. I don't know why you don't pick on 177 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:22.279 me because I say, like definitely and actually a whole lot. 178 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:24.600 If you were to do some sort of word scan, 179 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:29.399 the word like definitely and actually would come up on 180 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:30.800 my word scan a lot. 181 00:08:30.879 --> 00:08:33.320 I say essentially a lot because I don't know exactly what. 182 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:34.559 I'm talking about, Okay, essentially. 183 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:37.679 Actually, I just never know how to find a word. 184 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.879 Jenny stops saying, like all the time, I do say 185 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:40.360 it all the time. 186 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:42.399 I know I do. I'm very well aware of that. 187 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:44.960 It's just that in the moment you're not aware of it, 188 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:47.480 so you don't realize you're doing it when you're telling 189 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:51.639 a story. And if you listen to certain things, I 190 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:54.759 know I say like a lot in moments where I'm 191 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:59.399 emotional more so than like, well I just had a 192 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:02.279 no then, like just telling a random story. But no, 193 00:09:02.440 --> 00:09:04.240 I say it a lot, and I'm aware and I'll 194 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:04.679 work on it. 195 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:06.320 I think if that's the worst thing they can find 196 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:08.679 about any of us, that's not too bad. But I 197 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:11.600 know we all have our crutch words. I think I 198 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:14.200 say uh and a lot. Yes, Because when I was 199 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:18.480 in Toast Masters, we critique each other speaking ability, and 200 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:20.600 they would always say, Dave, you've got The first thing 201 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:22.679 they said was put down your pen. You're fidgeting with 202 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:25.919 your pen the entire time you're speaking. Thanks to Joe 203 00:09:25.960 --> 00:09:28.240 Anne for telling me about that one. And they said 204 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:33.120 you would the uh uh stop with that, and so 205 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:40.200 it's really difficult. It's like breaking a habit. So thank you, Jill. 206 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:43.720 Then we have somebody who was talking about a seapap 207 00:09:45.200 --> 00:09:46.840 and actually, well, I'll probably read that one on the 208 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.360 air because I was talking about getting a seapap And 209 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:51.120 how do you get a seatpap because I think I 210 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:54.480 need one. Yes, here we go. This is an interesting one. 211 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:59.240 She wrote the other day about moving. They thought about 212 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:01.720 the family moving to Florida and whether they would be 213 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:05.480 regretful of not doing it, or they'd begretful because they'd 214 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:08.519 move and the kids would not be around grandparents. I 215 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:10.360 have a lot of experience with moving out of state 216 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:12.799 with young kids. When the economy crashed twenty years ago, 217 00:10:12.879 --> 00:10:16.080 my kids were three and five. My now ex took 218 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:18.879 a job in Texas that moved us away from Minnesota, 219 00:10:19.519 --> 00:10:23.519 where everybody lived. Didn't move back to Minnesota until three 220 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:28.320 years ago. Flights between Houston and Minneapolis were expensive, so 221 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:31.720 we didn't come very often. Here are my thoughts. If 222 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:35.159 you are able to afford traveling back and forth between 223 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:38.000 Minnesota and Florida so your kids can still have time 224 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:41.399 with Florida and know them and know them, then go 225 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:43.960 for it, especially when they're younger. If you don't think 226 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:47.679 you can afford that connection, then you one hundred percent 227 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:50.240 risk your kids straight up not having a relationship with 228 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:53.279 their extended family in Minnesota. If you think that you 229 00:10:53.279 --> 00:10:54.879 want to move to Florida for a few years and 230 00:10:54.919 --> 00:10:58.600 then move back later, just make sure you are where 231 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.080 you want to be long term by the time your 232 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:04.480 kids are entering middle school, because after that it's extremely 233 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:07.600 hard for kids to move in middle school. So some 234 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:09.840 really good advice to some enough if the kids are young, 235 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:13.360 do it now, then move back when they are older 236 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:15.840 so they can have a solid relationship with family members 237 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:18.879 that'll stay with them into adulthood. Just my opinion based 238 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:21.720 on the past. That's from Ranita. Thank you, Ranita. Yeah, 239 00:11:21.759 --> 00:11:25.200 we've had this problem with my grandkids, best kids. They 240 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:27.360 don't come visit. They don't know if they can't afford 241 00:11:27.399 --> 00:11:30.000 it or what, but they but they don't come to visit. 242 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.559 I haven't seen them in almost two years. And I 243 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:36.399 guess you could say, whose responsibility is it? Is it 244 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:39.200 the kids to fly to grandma and grandpa or is 245 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:41.840 it grandma and grandpa to fly to the kids? To me, 246 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:45.039 I always flew to my mom and dad. I always did. 247 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:48.200 I always saved the money I always had. Made it 248 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:50.559 a point I'm going to go see my fucking parents. 249 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:52.679 So I would save the money and fly to see 250 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:58.240 them in Colorado twice a year. So whose responsibility is 251 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.039 it to fly to the kids, to fly to the grandparents. 252 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.240 We would also have to do with a home base though, Yeah, 253 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:06.320 like that was your home base growing up, and Beth 254 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:08.919 is living in her home base currently, so to come 255 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:13.000 to Minneapolis is like, I'm not excusing them to not 256 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:14.799 come visit you, but I do think there is a 257 00:12:14.840 --> 00:12:17.159 little bit of a difference between those two scenarios. 258 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:20.200 Yeah, there's something there. Yeah, I get that, but it 259 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:23.559 is a shame because Alison and Carson have not seen 260 00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:27.799 Beth or her kids probably since Chase got married almost 261 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:28.879 four years ago. 262 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:29.360 Wow. 263 00:12:29.360 --> 00:12:31.799 So yeah, because like I always go home to see 264 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:34.159 my family, they rarely come up here. But that's because 265 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:37.720 my family's all in Fontolac and they all stayed there, 266 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.240 and that's home, well, used to be home for me. 267 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:44.840 Let's move on down the line here and do another one. 268 00:12:45.240 --> 00:12:48.600 Let me start down here at the bottom. I have 269 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:51.080 a random question request that you might be able to 270 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:54.639 help me with. Way back in the day, there was 271 00:12:54.679 --> 00:12:59.279 a parody commercial for something called Amish Wireless. Do we 272 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:01.120 still have and can you look up and see if 273 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:03.639 we have Amish wireless? Can you dig up a recording 274 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:07.679 and play it? Amish wireless was basically, you know, because 275 00:13:07.679 --> 00:13:10.559 the Amish they don't do is electricity and technology. So 276 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.360 we did Amish wireless and if we can find it, 277 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:15.120 you pop it on a button bar Jenny, and I'll 278 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:16.480 see if I can play it. It might take her 279 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:22.919 a minute. Parodies pot and we did like several of them. 280 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:27.240 I mean these go back, these go back to the 281 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:28.360 mid nineties. 282 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.399 I probably remember it, but it's probably very deep in 283 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:33.080 my brain. Somewhere in one of the folds. 284 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:35.360 Yeah, in one of the folds, Yeah, are you going 285 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:36.840 to peel it back? And there's things in there like 286 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:38.639 old FreeDOS and sunflower seeds. 287 00:13:38.679 --> 00:13:41.840 Oh gosh, piece of glass? Is that from my car day? 288 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:43.600 It you look under your couch lately? 289 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:44.120 Have I? 290 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:46.000 Yeah? Because I lost the remote the other day and 291 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:48.679 I could not find it. So I have a recliner couch. Yeah, 292 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:50.799 and I opened it up and oh my god, everything 293 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.120 from M and M's to dog treats to cat toys 294 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:56.879 to like, I don't know, there was a family of 295 00:13:57.120 --> 00:13:58.159 guinea pigs under there. 296 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:00.679 Christmas. 297 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:03.000 If you can't find it, but I'm just trying to 298 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:04.399 figure out what page you're on so I can throw 299 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:06.480 it on that one on the day strip page. 300 00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:07.799 Two different versions. 301 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:09.360 Yeah, there's several different versions, okay. 302 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:11.000 But this is probably the OG one. 303 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:14.360 Okay. Possibly, let me put it in qu and we'll 304 00:14:14.360 --> 00:14:16.279 see if we can play this. It got to push 305 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:19.399 the right buttons and here we go. Here's Amish Wireless. 306 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:22.360 You're busy, you get it early, and most nights you're 307 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:25.120 up late. While you know how important work is, you 308 00:14:25.159 --> 00:14:28.519 also remember to have fun, and with Amish Wireless, we 309 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:32.519 make having fun easy, introducing the Amish Wireless app Store. 310 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:36.159 Now you can download hundreds of apps right to your phone. 311 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:40.519 Zachariyah, it has been a long day cutting hay by hand. 312 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:43.120 How about we sit in the shade of the wagon 313 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:47.799 and play brick Breaker on my phone from Amish Wireless. 314 00:14:47.399 --> 00:14:49.159 A miss, I would love to join you. 315 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:51.840 But does it playing brick Breaker on your phone make 316 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:53.240 us too worldly? 317 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:57.720 Not at all, Zachariyah, As I have Amish Wireless here, 318 00:14:57.799 --> 00:15:04.440 let me show you hand me that brick Oh what fun. 319 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:07.480 The app store from Amish Wireless also features great titles 320 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:16.919 like Heave, Hawks, Lift, Throw, doorstop, Paperweight Hammer and the 321 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:22.440 number one app in the Amish Wireless app store, Splash. 322 00:15:21.320 --> 00:15:25.759 Good splash Amus my time to go get. 323 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:29.159 And introducing an Amish wireless app made especially for women folk, 324 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:30.759 meat Tenderizer. 325 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.320 Now that I have the new meat Tenderizer app from 326 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:39.200 Amish Wireless, the whole family just loves my big lamb 327 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:46.000 shops right, children, and after dinner, I'm going to use 328 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:48.000 my other new app, cas. 329 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:53.360 Straight Amish Wireless leading the way into the nineteenth century. 330 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:55.679 And there it is. That's not the original one. The 331 00:15:55.720 --> 00:15:57.240 original was. That was with Lena. 332 00:15:57.440 --> 00:15:58.879 I was gonna say it sounded like Lena. 333 00:15:59.039 --> 00:16:01.200 That was definitely Lena. Is there another one there? 334 00:16:01.279 --> 00:16:03.080 I think there is, But it seemed like the other 335 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:05.320 one was a two point zero version, like it wouldn't 336 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:06.080 have been the original. 337 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:08.919 See let's find let's let's have a little fun. 338 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:09.879 He narrator on that. 339 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:10.799 I don't know. 340 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:14.000 I really don't wait that you speak zucho rya, because 341 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:15.960 this is what Elmish people sound. 342 00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:18.120 Like, exactly, that's what we think they sound like. 343 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:21.080 This one's labeled wireless too, so I assumed this was 344 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:22.039 like the second version. 345 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:23.480 But here's another one, okay. 346 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:27.279 In today's fast paced world, you don't have time for 347 00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:30.440 things like getting lost or stopping to ask for directions 348 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:34.120 when you need to get somewhere. You need new navigation 349 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:36.399 services from Amish Wireless. 350 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:39.759 Rebecca, Evelyn, myself and our seven children would like to 351 00:16:39.799 --> 00:16:43.039 request you to come over tonight for fresh lamb and potatoes. 352 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:46.159 Samuel. I would be delighted to attend, but I know 353 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:47.639 its not how to get to your. 354 00:16:47.559 --> 00:16:51.440 Home, Rebecca. Have you not heard of Amish Wireless and 355 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:53.600 their new navigation services. 356 00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:56.480 Amish Wireless will get you. There was no problem, no 357 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:59.039 light and no shiny objects. 358 00:16:59.200 --> 00:16:59.720 Rebecca. 359 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:03.559 I have climbed to the top of the windmill where 360 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:07.079 I will direct with you to my house in fifty 361 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:11.440 feet prepared to turn right then take your first leave. 362 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:16.079 Amish Wireless no contracts, no startup fees and no power 363 00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:19.000 cords and now with navigation services. 364 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:23.200 Samuel Jebediah needs to make a stop to empty his bladder. 365 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:25.839 Where may I find ye place to do so? 366 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:31.359 Rebecca, Please make a left turn then turn right at 367 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:32.039 the barn. 368 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:36.039 Wow, this homage Wireless is very helpful. 369 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.160 I will be able to make it home in time 370 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.559 to turn butter before the big furniture sale and coverage. 371 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:45.880 Amish Wireless has you covered anywhere there's a windmill, a barn, 372 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.079 a hill, or even a large knoll. You know that 373 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:52.240 Amash Wireless's three G service is there for you. 374 00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:57.680 Rebecca, you have passed our house. When possible, please make 375 00:17:57.759 --> 00:17:59.599 a legal U turn. 376 00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:03.720 Amish Wireless leading the way into the nineteenth century. Three 377 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:06.039 G means three goats, which is the annual subscription rate, 378 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:07.319 so you're elders for details. 379 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:10.920 Okay, that made me laugh, you know it would me laugh. 380 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:14.319 Artist or a large knoll. It's like whether there's a 381 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:18.440 hill of wind, miller, barn or a large knoll. Okay, 382 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:23.119 that's good stuff, Thank you very much. That was fun. Honestly, 383 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:25.720 I don't really write a lot of parody spots anymore, 384 00:18:25.720 --> 00:18:28.359 and I don't really know why. I'm not sure. 385 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:31.640 In my experience of being on the radio is kind 386 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:33.880 of turning into one of those older radio bits that 387 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:37.319 people don't really do anymore. It's just I think humor 388 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:39.920 has changed a little bit since back then. 389 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:42.759 You know, you know, I could make that argument, but 390 00:18:42.839 --> 00:18:45.519 I know that Saturday Night Live still does the same 391 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:47.920 stick and it still works. I think if I took 392 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:51.000 the effort. People would still like them, but radio has 393 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:53.359 definitely changed over the years because when I was first here, 394 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:56.039 we did a lot of what we would call street stunts, 395 00:18:56.519 --> 00:19:00.519 where Patt Eberts would go out and do something funny 396 00:19:00.559 --> 00:19:03.799 out in public, Like I remember one off the top 397 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.160 of my head. He'd go into a grocery store on 398 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:09.279 his cell phone and he would steal items from somebody 399 00:19:09.279 --> 00:19:11.759 else's cart and put them in his cart until they 400 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:14.480 caught him. And each time he did it, because we're 401 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:16.079