Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Let's get started with the emails, and here
Speaker 1: we go and write saying hey, yo, hope you're having
Speaker 1: a wonderful day. I personally don't understand why we all
Speaker 1: live here, but I digress because right now as we
Speaker 1: record this, it is six degrees below zero. Just want
Speaker 1: to reach out and say how much I appreciate you all.
Speaker 1: Every day I listened religiously to Minnesota Goodbye and every
Speaker 1: hour of the podcast. It's been a real tricky few
Speaker 1: years as my husband has battled some serious mental health
Speaker 1: challenges that left me a single mom quite often. But
Speaker 1: you guys in your show have been a constant light
Speaker 1: in my days, and I'm forever grateful. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I thought KATIEWB was the
Speaker 1: naughty station, and I guess your kin I was kind
Speaker 1: of right. But your salacious stories, inappropriate jokes, and quick
Speaker 1: wit kept me going even when life was really damn hard.
Speaker 1: If you'd told sixteen year old me that the Morning
Speaker 1: Crew would one day be in my kitchen and ride
Speaker 1: with me, I would have never believed you. But last
Speaker 1: summer will always be a highlight for me. Jamison tells everyone.
Speaker 1: Mom listens to the Dave Ryan Show and they came
Speaker 1: to our house. Oh, I didn't realize this is from
Speaker 1: Anna for Anna? I think, is it go for Anna?
Speaker 1: It's Anna? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I remember we wrote.
Speaker 1: Yeah we rode horses and Jamison was okay. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that I didn't put it together. You guys made
Speaker 1: a big impression on him. Also side note, I never
Speaker 1: realized how little Drake did until Vont came on the show.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that as a diss on Drake, but
Speaker 1: more as a wow. Vant is really awesome. If only
Speaker 1: all twenty three year olds had his drive and talent.
Speaker 1: Jenny and I are going to say mom on that subject,
Speaker 1: he hears being mom.
Speaker 2: We're being mom. We're being mom, right, you're being the
Speaker 2: most mum.
Speaker 1: As more mom, miss yeah, more mom. What you can
Speaker 1: read into them, well, I know I don't have anything
Speaker 1: to read into him just being mom. On the subject
Speaker 1: the new crew is wonderful. I miss Fallon, but I
Speaker 1: love Bailey and Vant. Bailey is so kind and Jay.
Speaker 1: Jenny's my bestie and travel buddy, even if she doesn't
Speaker 1: know it yet. And Dave is a constant source of wisdom.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I felt the need to stay
Speaker 1: up past my bedtime to send this, but I did
Speaker 1: have a wonderful day moah from Anna. Hey, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's that's very nice because she has reached out enough
Speaker 1: times that we we know each other. And we rode
Speaker 1: horses at her house.
Speaker 2: That was so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was fun because I think some of
Speaker 1: us had never rid on a horse before.
Speaker 2: I've never done it.
Speaker 3: I don't think either, right. Maybe maybe on a beach
Speaker 3: somewhere he has, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like on a mule.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Rachelle writes in good Morning, my name is Rocky. I
Speaker 1: listen to your show every weekday, Dave. I've been listening
Speaker 1: since you stole me away from John Hines at wl
Speaker 1: L Loyal ever since tomorrow's my eight year anniversary working
Speaker 1: at the Loop West End. I've had the pleasure of
Speaker 1: serving Fallon twice, but I've always wanted you to come
Speaker 1: belly up to my bar. If you're ever so inclined
Speaker 1: to help me celebrate my anniversary, I'd be happy to
Speaker 1: host and treat you. The more the merrier, bring the
Speaker 1: whole crew. We can take a shot together. If nothing else,
Speaker 1: thank you for bringing joy to my morning, so many
Speaker 1: years XO XO from Rocky We work within an easy
Speaker 1: walk of the Loop restaurant, and I was over there
Speaker 1: a friend of mine and her friends and her girlfriend
Speaker 1: got together and they said, oh, they listened to your show.
Speaker 1: They'd love to meet you. And I said, well, I
Speaker 1: want to meet your new girlfriend. So I went over
Speaker 1: there and I said, Hi, the Loop the other day.
Speaker 1: But I think that, honestly, may have been the only
Speaker 1: time I've been in the Loop.
Speaker 2: Really, I thought, didn't we all go eat there? Maybe crazy?
Speaker 1: It was crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, I've been to the Loop a handful
Speaker 3: of times. I frequented the North Loop Loop most.
Speaker 4: Of my twenties.
Speaker 3: I was there all the time, but the one in
Speaker 3: the West n as you get a little bit older, that's.
Speaker 4: More of like your older loop to go to.
Speaker 3: So I've only been there a handful of times because
Speaker 3: my party days are somewhat behind me.
Speaker 1: I gotcha. Next one. I wanted to respond to the
Speaker 1: topic about the outlet on the Kitchen Islands. I'm currently
Speaker 1: building a house. A law recently went into effect that
Speaker 1: there cannot be an outlet on the island, but the
Speaker 1: workaround is to add a us be outlet to your
Speaker 1: island and then change it to a regular outlet once
Speaker 1: you move in. And that's from Ashley, So yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: interesting the story is that, you know, a little kid
Speaker 1: pulled the hot pot of stew or chili down onto
Speaker 1: their face because the crock pot was plugged into the
Speaker 1: island outlet. So now apparently, honestly, depending on who you ask,
Speaker 1: you had another story. So okay, thank you, next one. Sorry, Jenny,
Speaker 1: women get a pap smear, not a pap smear.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I know, Okay, I know, because I just do not
Speaker 3: care to correct myself with I.
Speaker 1: Heard that yesterday and I didn't correct you because I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, nobody needs to be corrected by a dad
Speaker 1: on how to say pop smear. But it did make
Speaker 1: me smile a little bit because she says you put
Speaker 1: a schmear of cream cheese on a bagel.
Speaker 2: Jim and I titled the podcast pap shmear? Oh did
Speaker 2: you just to be funny? Because that's what Jennie said.
Speaker 1: Amy says, hello to my favorite morning show, Bailey. But
Speaker 1: you've mentioned going to workout classes at a YMCA. Can
Speaker 1: you explain to me the process of attending a workout
Speaker 1: class through them. I know how I would sign up
Speaker 1: for a class on the app. But when I arrived,
Speaker 1: do I check into the front desk, go straight to
Speaker 1: the room. When I get to the room, do I
Speaker 1: sit and stand or whatever? Do I bring my own equipment?
Speaker 1: I have anxiety about the gym, and I was hoping
Speaker 1: you could give me all the details I would build
Speaker 1: up the courage to attend my first Y class if
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like a total new bee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just walk in. So if you're I used
Speaker 2: to be at the y like when I was in
Speaker 2: high school college, but I was recently at La Fitness,
Speaker 2: and I assume it's the same. Where you come in,
Speaker 2: you scan your card, your membership card or whatever, and
Speaker 2: then you just go straight to the room that the
Speaker 2: class is in. If you go to the gym before
Speaker 2: that to like kind of scope out where that room is,
Speaker 2: then you don't have to wonder where it is, and
Speaker 2: then you just walk in. I honestly, I'm in the
Speaker 2: same boat as you. I just look around and see
Speaker 2: what everyone else has and then grab the same exact thing,
Speaker 2: and I pick a spot in the back corner, somewhere
Speaker 2: in the back, so I don't have to look at
Speaker 2: myself in the mirror. But it's pretty it's pretty easy,
Speaker 2: and people are like nice to you when you're there
Speaker 2: for the most part, or the instructor will come up
Speaker 2: and talk to you or say like, who, here's new.
Speaker 2: But I literally just look at what other people grab
Speaker 2: and then just grab the exact same thing. And I
Speaker 2: usually don't say anything to anyone.
Speaker 1: I feel you're pain. The first time I ever went skiing,
Speaker 1: I was nineteen years old and I went to get
Speaker 1: learned to take skiing lessons. So I signed up and
Speaker 1: I went, and I didn't know how to put on
Speaker 1: my boots. Once I walked in ski boots, I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? This is crazy? And then I didn't
Speaker 1: I was very, very uncomfortable. But that's the shit that
Speaker 1: you got to go through to do anything new. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's got to be a little bit of discomfort while
Speaker 1: you learn something new because you're gonna suck at it
Speaker 1: at the beginning. Yeah, it's like when somebody taught me
Speaker 1: how to play pickleball. I didn't know the how to
Speaker 1: keep score, the kitchen rules, or the double bounce. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that stuff.
Speaker 2: So I love group fitness because one you have someone
Speaker 2: telling you what to do. Two everyone's doing the same thing,
Speaker 2: and three it goes by really fast and then you're done,
Speaker 2: and then you were like I worked out today.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's good. Yeah, Jenny, this was a little attack
Speaker 1: on you. Are you can you take it?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hi, guys, love you listen every single day. I
Speaker 1: have one request. Can Jenny please please please stop saying
Speaker 1: the word like fifty million times a day?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: I like seriously have to like fast forward through like
Speaker 1: parts of the show where like Jenny starts like talking
Speaker 1: for more than like thirty seconds. It's like really bad.
Speaker 1: I mean she says like the word like probably like
Speaker 1: close to like every other word. Please make it stop.
Speaker 1: I don't even know it, but I love you guys
Speaker 1: from Jill. I didn't notice that all I say it
Speaker 1: to Jill. I don't know why you don't pick on
Speaker 1: me because I say, like definitely and actually a whole lot.
Speaker 1: If you were to do some sort of word scan,
Speaker 1: the word like definitely and actually would come up on
Speaker 1: my word scan a lot.
Speaker 2: I say essentially a lot because I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Okay, essentially.
Speaker 2: Actually, I just never know how to find a word.
Speaker 1: Jenny stops saying, like all the time, I do say
Speaker 1: it all the time.
Speaker 4: I know I do. I'm very well aware of that.
Speaker 3: It's just that in the moment you're not aware of it,
Speaker 3: so you don't realize you're doing it when you're telling
Speaker 3: a story. And if you listen to certain things, I
Speaker 3: know I say like a lot in moments where I'm
Speaker 3: emotional more so than like, well I just had a
Speaker 3: no then, like just telling a random story. But no,
Speaker 3: I say it a lot, and I'm aware and I'll
Speaker 3: work on it.
Speaker 1: I think if that's the worst thing they can find
Speaker 1: about any of us, that's not too bad. But I
Speaker 1: know we all have our crutch words. I think I
Speaker 1: say uh and a lot. Yes, Because when I was
Speaker 1: in Toast Masters, we critique each other speaking ability, and
Speaker 1: they would always say, Dave, you've got The first thing
Speaker 1: they said was put down your pen. You're fidgeting with
Speaker 1: your pen the entire time you're speaking. Thanks to Joe
Speaker 1: Anne for telling me about that one. And they said
Speaker 1: you would the uh uh stop with that, and so
Speaker 1: it's really difficult. It's like breaking a habit. So thank you, Jill.
Speaker 1: Then we have somebody who was talking about a seapap
Speaker 1: and actually, well, I'll probably read that one on the
Speaker 1: air because I was talking about getting a seapap And
Speaker 1: how do you get a seatpap because I think I
Speaker 1: need one. Yes, here we go. This is an interesting one.
Speaker 1: She wrote the other day about moving. They thought about
Speaker 1: the family moving to Florida and whether they would be
Speaker 1: regretful of not doing it, or they'd begretful because they'd
Speaker 1: move and the kids would not be around grandparents. I
Speaker 1: have a lot of experience with moving out of state
Speaker 1: with young kids. When the economy crashed twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: my kids were three and five. My now ex took
Speaker 1: a job in Texas that moved us away from Minnesota,
Speaker 1: where everybody lived. Didn't move back to Minnesota until three
Speaker 1: years ago. Flights between Houston and Minneapolis were expensive, so
Speaker 1: we didn't come very often. Here are my thoughts. If
Speaker 1: you are able to afford traveling back and forth between
Speaker 1: Minnesota and Florida so your kids can still have time
Speaker 1: with Florida and know them and know them, then go
Speaker 1: for it, especially when they're younger. If you don't think
Speaker 1: you can afford that connection, then you one hundred percent
Speaker 1: risk your kids straight up not having a relationship with
Speaker 1: their extended family in Minnesota. If you think that you
Speaker 1: want to move to Florida for a few years and
Speaker 1: then move back later, just make sure you are where
Speaker 1: you want to be long term by the time your
Speaker 1: kids are entering middle school, because after that it's extremely
Speaker 1: hard for kids to move in middle school. So some
Speaker 1: really good advice to some enough if the kids are young,
Speaker 1: do it now, then move back when they are older
Speaker 1: so they can have a solid relationship with family members
Speaker 1: that'll stay with them into adulthood. Just my opinion based
Speaker 1: on the past. That's from Ranita. Thank you, Ranita. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've had this problem with my grandkids, best kids. They
Speaker 1: don't come visit. They don't know if they can't afford
Speaker 1: it or what, but they but they don't come to visit.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen them in almost two years. And I
Speaker 1: guess you could say, whose responsibility is it? Is it
Speaker 1: the kids to fly to grandma and grandpa or is
Speaker 1: it grandma and grandpa to fly to the kids? To me,
Speaker 1: I always flew to my mom and dad. I always did.
Speaker 1: I always saved the money I always had. Made it
Speaker 1: a point I'm going to go see my fucking parents.
Speaker 1: So I would save the money and fly to see
Speaker 1: them in Colorado twice a year. So whose responsibility is
Speaker 1: it to fly to the kids, to fly to the grandparents.
Speaker 3: We would also have to do with a home base though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like that was your home base growing up, and Beth
Speaker 3: is living in her home base currently, so to come
Speaker 3: to Minneapolis is like, I'm not excusing them to not
Speaker 3: come visit you, but I do think there is a
Speaker 3: little bit of a difference between those two scenarios.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something there. Yeah, I get that, but it
Speaker 1: is a shame because Alison and Carson have not seen
Speaker 1: Beth or her kids probably since Chase got married almost
Speaker 1: four years ago.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, because like I always go home to see
Speaker 3: my family, they rarely come up here. But that's because
Speaker 3: my family's all in Fontolac and they all stayed there,
Speaker 3: and that's home, well, used to be home for me.
Speaker 1: Let's move on down the line here and do another one.
Speaker 1: Let me start down here at the bottom. I have
Speaker 1: a random question request that you might be able to
Speaker 1: help me with. Way back in the day, there was
Speaker 1: a parody commercial for something called Amish Wireless. Do we
Speaker 1: still have and can you look up and see if
Speaker 1: we have Amish wireless? Can you dig up a recording
Speaker 1: and play it? Amish wireless was basically, you know, because
Speaker 1: the Amish they don't do is electricity and technology. So
Speaker 1: we did Amish wireless and if we can find it,
Speaker 1: you pop it on a button bar Jenny, and I'll
Speaker 1: see if I can play it. It might take her
Speaker 1: a minute. Parodies pot and we did like several of them.
Speaker 1: I mean these go back, these go back to the
Speaker 1: mid nineties.
Speaker 2: I probably remember it, but it's probably very deep in
Speaker 2: my brain. Somewhere in one of the folds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in one of the folds, Yeah, are you going
Speaker 1: to peel it back? And there's things in there like
Speaker 1: old FreeDOS and sunflower seeds.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, piece of glass? Is that from my car day?
Speaker 1: It you look under your couch lately?
Speaker 2: Have I?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because I lost the remote the other day and
Speaker 1: I could not find it. So I have a recliner couch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I opened it up and oh my god, everything
Speaker 1: from M and M's to dog treats to cat toys
Speaker 1: to like, I don't know, there was a family of
Speaker 1: guinea pigs under there.
Speaker 2: Christmas.
Speaker 3: If you can't find it, but I'm just trying to
Speaker 3: figure out what page you're on so I can throw
Speaker 3: it on that one on the day strip page.
Speaker 4: Two different versions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's several different versions, okay.
Speaker 4: But this is probably the OG one.
Speaker 1: Okay. Possibly, let me put it in qu and we'll
Speaker 1: see if we can play this. It got to push
Speaker 1: the right buttons and here we go. Here's Amish Wireless.
Speaker 6: You're busy, you get it early, and most nights you're
Speaker 6: up late. While you know how important work is, you
Speaker 6: also remember to have fun, and with Amish Wireless, we
Speaker 6: make having fun easy, introducing the Amish Wireless app Store.
Speaker 6: Now you can download hundreds of apps right to your phone.
Speaker 1: Zachariyah, it has been a long day cutting hay by hand.
Speaker 1: How about we sit in the shade of the wagon
Speaker 1: and play brick Breaker on my phone from Amish Wireless.
Speaker 2: A miss, I would love to join you.
Speaker 5: But does it playing brick Breaker on your phone make
Speaker 5: us too worldly?
Speaker 1: Not at all, Zachariyah, As I have Amish Wireless here,
Speaker 1: let me show you hand me that brick Oh what fun.
Speaker 6: The app store from Amish Wireless also features great titles
Speaker 6: like Heave, Hawks, Lift, Throw, doorstop, Paperweight Hammer and the
Speaker 6: number one app in the Amish Wireless app store, Splash.
Speaker 1: Good splash Amus my time to go get.
Speaker 6: And introducing an Amish wireless app made especially for women folk,
Speaker 6: meat Tenderizer.
Speaker 7: Now that I have the new meat Tenderizer app from
Speaker 7: Amish Wireless, the whole family just loves my big lamb
Speaker 7: shops right, children, and after dinner, I'm going to use
Speaker 7: my other new app, cas.
Speaker 6: Straight Amish Wireless leading the way into the nineteenth century.
Speaker 1: And there it is. That's not the original one. The
Speaker 1: original was. That was with Lena.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it sounded like Lena.
Speaker 1: That was definitely Lena. Is there another one there?
Speaker 3: I think there is, But it seemed like the other
Speaker 3: one was a two point zero version, like it wouldn't
Speaker 3: have been the original.
Speaker 1: See let's find let's let's have a little fun.
Speaker 4: He narrator on that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I really don't wait that you speak zucho rya, because
Speaker 2: this is what Elmish people sound.
Speaker 1: Like, exactly, that's what we think they sound like.
Speaker 3: This one's labeled wireless too, so I assumed this was
Speaker 3: like the second version.
Speaker 4: But here's another one, okay.
Speaker 8: In today's fast paced world, you don't have time for
Speaker 8: things like getting lost or stopping to ask for directions
Speaker 8: when you need to get somewhere. You need new navigation
Speaker 8: services from Amish Wireless.
Speaker 1: Rebecca, Evelyn, myself and our seven children would like to
Speaker 1: request you to come over tonight for fresh lamb and potatoes.
Speaker 4: Samuel. I would be delighted to attend, but I know
Speaker 4: its not how to get to your.
Speaker 1: Home, Rebecca. Have you not heard of Amish Wireless and
Speaker 1: their new navigation services.
Speaker 8: Amish Wireless will get you. There was no problem, no
Speaker 8: light and no shiny objects.
Speaker 1: Rebecca.
Speaker 5: I have climbed to the top of the windmill where
Speaker 5: I will direct with you to my house in fifty
Speaker 5: feet prepared to turn right then take your first leave.
Speaker 8: Amish Wireless no contracts, no startup fees and no power
Speaker 8: cords and now with navigation services.
Speaker 7: Samuel Jebediah needs to make a stop to empty his bladder.
Speaker 4: Where may I find ye place to do so?
Speaker 5: Rebecca, Please make a left turn then turn right at
Speaker 5: the barn.
Speaker 4: Wow, this homage Wireless is very helpful.
Speaker 7: I will be able to make it home in time
Speaker 7: to turn butter before the big furniture sale and coverage.
Speaker 8: Amish Wireless has you covered anywhere there's a windmill, a barn,
Speaker 8: a hill, or even a large knoll. You know that
Speaker 8: Amash Wireless's three G service is there for you.
Speaker 1: Rebecca, you have passed our house. When possible, please make
Speaker 1: a legal U turn.
Speaker 8: Amish Wireless leading the way into the nineteenth century. Three
Speaker 8: G means three goats, which is the annual subscription rate,
Speaker 8: so you're elders for details.
Speaker 1: Okay, that made me laugh, you know it would me laugh.
Speaker 1: Artist or a large knoll. It's like whether there's a
Speaker 1: hill of wind, miller, barn or a large knoll. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good stuff, Thank you very much. That was fun. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't really write a lot of parody spots anymore,
Speaker 1: and I don't really know why. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: In my experience of being on the radio is kind
Speaker 3: of turning into one of those older radio bits that
Speaker 3: people don't really do anymore. It's just I think humor
Speaker 3: has changed a little bit since back then.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, I could make that argument, but
Speaker 1: I know that Saturday Night Live still does the same
Speaker 1: stick and it still works. I think if I took
Speaker 1: the effort. People would still like them, but radio has
Speaker 1: definitely changed over the years because when I was first here,
Speaker 1: we did a lot of what we would call street stunts,
Speaker 1: where Patt Eberts would go out and do something funny
Speaker 1: out in public, Like I remember one off the top
Speaker 1: of my head. He'd go into a grocery store on
Speaker 1: his cell phone and he would steal items from somebody
Speaker 1: else's cart and put them in his cart until they
Speaker 1: caught him. And each time he did it, because we're
Speaker 1: on the radio, you couldn't see it, he would say
Speaker 1: something like, I don't know, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, and then
Speaker 1: eventually the other person would say something like, hey, you're
Speaker 1: taking stuff out of my cart. No, I wasn't. And
Speaker 1: we did that every day. Was a different streets done
Speaker 1: really and we don't do those anymore. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: to give it one of the reasons, because you can
Speaker 1: get in trouble now, you know, somebody can like honestly
Speaker 1: threaten to sue you for mental distress, and we just
Speaker 1: don't do those anymore. And plus it's such a We
Speaker 1: used to be downtown so we could walk across the
Speaker 1: street and do a stunt in front of forty people.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now we're not downtown, and even if we were downtown,
Speaker 2: there's not that many people downtown anymore, like work and
Speaker 2: then big skyscrapers, Yeah yeah, skyway.
Speaker 3: You guys sent me as an intern to Cub to
Speaker 3: do a Valentine's bit, whereas like Valentine's card or not.
Speaker 3: So it was like Dave wrote up funny Valentine's cards.
Speaker 3: But then I read actual cards that were in the
Speaker 3: Hallmark Aisle Cub and I'll never forget because Dave had
Speaker 3: a typo on it.
Speaker 4: It was supposed to say Rue Paul, and I said
Speaker 4: Ron Paul, and.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it at the time because I didn't
Speaker 3: really know who Ru Paul was whatever, And you guys
Speaker 3: laughed and laughed because like you thought, I should understand
Speaker 3: that it was Rue Paul, but I didn't know who
Speaker 3: that was. But I'll never forget that bit out in
Speaker 3: the wild.
Speaker 1: All, let's check back in with somebody. They were talking
Speaker 1: about a monthly bucket list calendar and things to do
Speaker 1: during the month of January, and so I want to
Speaker 1: I just want to see whether anybody did any of
Speaker 1: these things, and I doubt that you did, but this
Speaker 1: was something that somebody wrote in a month ago and said,
Speaker 1: do these things in January so you'll have something to do.
Speaker 1: Learn to make a paper crane, make a fort with blankets,
Speaker 1: make a suncatcher. Tie to your room frame some of
Speaker 1: last year's photos. Make a star garland, grow a new houseplant,
Speaker 1: reread a favorite book, take a brisk morning walk, make
Speaker 1: clay fridge magnets, send somebody a handwritten letter, thrift a
Speaker 1: new mug or old cup. Gift flowers to yourself, start
Speaker 1: my favorite part of today journal, or fill your home
Speaker 1: with cozy lights. And I just thought, you know, let's go.
Speaker 1: I wanted to revisit that because I'm sure that everybody
Speaker 1: who heard that thought that's a cool idea and did
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: I definitely put cozy lights in my apartment. I didn't
Speaker 2: have those before.
Speaker 3: I didn't say. There were a few things on that list.
Speaker 3: I did, but not because of being I was like,
Speaker 3: tidy your room, yeah, I did that. Go on a
Speaker 3: brisk walk. I mean, we can't really do morning walks
Speaker 3: unless we're trying to be up when it's super dark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like at in the evening, Yeah, I've done that.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see we have time.
Speaker 4: Still, Jinny, we have the two minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, long time listener here, loving the show. I hope
Speaker 1: you say more dirty things soon because Bailey's laugh is infectious.
Speaker 1: Thanks for bringing the flavor to the show. Dave, Thanks
Speaker 1: for years of being here. I appreciate your wisdom. Jenny.
Speaker 1: If I was close to your age, we would party
Speaker 1: girls together when we were out there like that in
Speaker 1: tea ways. The following up on somebody's discussion about painting
Speaker 1: their nails at a kid's sporting event. First, I think
Speaker 1: people need to stop being so offended over every little thing.
Speaker 1: You know what I hate smell a dryer sheets. Dryer
Speaker 1: sheets with artificial sense have bad stuff in them. I
Speaker 1: don't go next door and tell my neighbors stop using
Speaker 1: dryer sheets. For me, the worst is candles in the
Speaker 1: workplace while they're burning and even after they're blown out,
Speaker 1: the smoke I hated. It gives me a headache. Many
Speaker 1: candles also have a lot of bad stuff, including lead
Speaker 1: in the wick. Oh I nicely commented, I don't like
Speaker 1: the smell of your candles. It gives me a headache,
Speaker 1: but people continue to burn them, so I just closed
Speaker 1: my door. Thank you. Don't use my name. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you could burn candles at work, honestly.
Speaker 2: I mean I used to do essential oils and I
Speaker 2: would get in trouble for that at my old job
Speaker 2: because I.
Speaker 3: Would be surprised. I'm curious. Did she say where she works?
Speaker 1: No, she did not know, and she doesn't what she
Speaker 1: wants stay anonymous.
Speaker 3: Yet I would not assume any place that I've ever
Speaker 3: worked would allow me to burn candles.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well the thing, I've got a couple of candles,
Speaker 1: like glade smelly candles on my desk, and I like them.
Speaker 1: But then I read somewhere that it is full of
Speaker 1: like toxics that you're going to bring breathe in like
Speaker 1: little tiny pieces of wick and wax and you're going
Speaker 1: to inhale these. And then I thought, you know, we
Speaker 1: get all we really, there's all kinds of shit we
Speaker 1: put into our bodies, and then we worry about like
Speaker 1: the one to one millionth of a percent of a
Speaker 1: particle of candle wax, you know, But we're eating lard
Speaker 1: and chocolate all over the place. Are you about sneeze?
Speaker 2: I think, so, okay, oh nope, it's well, it's just
Speaker 2: going to sit there now, it's got a little table
Speaker 2: in your nose.
Speaker 1: Candles or essential oils I have.
Speaker 2: I do candles at home, and I used to do
Speaker 2: essential oils at my desk at my old job. But
Speaker 2: I don't know there was only They would only complain
Speaker 2: about it if I accidentally, like put too much oil
Speaker 2: in it and they could smell it like a round.
Speaker 2: But usually people didn't complain.
Speaker 1: I've heard people who complain about colognes and perfumes, like
Speaker 1: somebody who wears way too much Colonne or perfume. And
Speaker 1: we give van to a hard time because he wears,
Speaker 1: you know, a little bit too much cologne. But I
Speaker 1: guess I've either gotten used to it or I don't
Speaker 1: mind it. And also vont is in the other room
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: He started wearing less?
Speaker 1: Is he wearing less?
Speaker 2: So when Tony comes in, Tony wears, oh, he wear
Speaker 2: an immense amount of cologne. Yeah, And so that it's
Speaker 2: like night and day.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Okay, appreciate all the emails. We have some catching
Speaker 1: up to do, and I will say that if you
Speaker 1: want to hear something from the show that we haven't
Speaker 1: played into long time, that you remember from when you
Speaker 1: were a kid. That was a lot of fun for me.
Speaker 1: I never ever, ever, ever go back and listen to
Speaker 1: old stuff. I just don't. To me, it's a all
Speaker 1: in the past and you've got to keep moving forward.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like looking at your old high
Speaker 1: school yearbook.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: You don't go home and sit there and look at
Speaker 1: your high school yearbook and dream and dream, but once
Speaker 1: in a while it's fun to pull out. Send emails
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