Speaker 1: Would you guys talk about microwaves on the Minnesota Goodbye
Speaker 1: while I was gone, because I've been going through emails
Speaker 1: here kind of previewing and what is it all about microwaves?
Speaker 2: We were I don't know how it came up, but
Speaker 2: we were talking about how what was like the first
Speaker 2: time you accidentally put something in the microwave that wasn't
Speaker 2: supposed to be in there?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And so now everybody's emailing in their experiences of putting
Speaker 2: something in the microwave.
Speaker 1: Because I think some people you don't realize it until
Speaker 1: you do it and you go, oh yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: think Carson realized that until he puts some sort of
Speaker 1: metal aluminum tray in there to reheat Chipotle or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the pretty much most of the stories involved
Speaker 2: some kind of aluminum foil of some sort.
Speaker 1: Mine was a cup with metallic writing on it and
Speaker 1: it said like, you know, Duluth, Minnesota in metallic writing
Speaker 1: or something, and it was sparking and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got metal in there, so all right. Interesting. I
Speaker 1: just saw those. I'm like, Okay, what did I miss
Speaker 1: last week? On the Minnesota Goodbye? All right, moving on.
Speaker 1: One thing that I missed was Juanita's rant. So let's
Speaker 1: get right to Juanita's rant on the Minnesota goodbye and
Speaker 1: pushing all the right buttons here, and let's see whether
Speaker 1: I can make this happen.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hey, y'all, So this rent for the
Speaker 4: rent for this week is about the company meetings.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many company meetings you all have
Speaker 4: down there at the Ihearts, but every other week or
Speaker 4: so we have this meeting about they want to go
Speaker 4: over the budget and how much we made and production
Speaker 4: and uh boring shit. The thing is is that everybody
Speaker 4: in the meeting knows that when it gets timed and
Speaker 4: they say, does anybody have any questions, you don't ask
Speaker 4: anything because all that does is just prolong the fucking meeting. Yes,
Speaker 4: but there's always that one asshole and wants to ask
Speaker 4: fifteen fucking questions about the shit that they already went over.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up, you're just prolonging the meeting. We
Speaker 4: don't want to sit here any longer. Then they just
Speaker 4: go on and on. Send a goddamn email. Don't make
Speaker 4: the meeting go any longer than it has to, because
Speaker 4: you got some dumb ass question that you want to
Speaker 4: ask God that just this is me the fuck off.
Speaker 3: Well that's my rant. I love you guys.
Speaker 5: Bye.
Speaker 1: You know what, that is probably my favorite rant you've
Speaker 1: ever done, because I can so relate to that. Everybody,
Speaker 1: they go does anybody have any questions? And the standard
Speaker 1: response is no, silence, yeah, silence, and then they go, okay,
Speaker 1: well all right, if you have any questions, let me know.
Speaker 1: Steve Lettart he used to work here at the station
Speaker 1: on the morning show. Great guy, very funny, but he
Speaker 1: would always piss me the fuck off. He always had
Speaker 1: a question. And the funny thing about Steve was I
Speaker 1: sat behind him in his staff meeting.
Speaker 3: One time.
Speaker 1: This kid was on his phone the in tie your meeting.
Speaker 1: So at twenty thirty minute meeting, I mean not for
Speaker 1: a minute did he get off his phone? Not for
Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, And then at the end he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, he had to ask the questions. And I
Speaker 1: think sometimes people ask questions to let the bosses know
Speaker 1: I'm here, I was paying attention, I'm engaged, sure, and
Speaker 1: so I finally had to tell Steve, don't ask questions,
Speaker 1: and he's like, what, because I just want to, I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't ask questions. So I was in a meeting yesterday
Speaker 1: about one of our clients that were doing ads for
Speaker 1: and I had missed the first meeting because I was
Speaker 1: on vacation. So I felt like I needed to bring
Speaker 1: up and let them know, Hey, I'm here and I'm
Speaker 1: interested and I'm not just like, you know, like not
Speaker 1: paying attention. So I asked a question or two, but
Speaker 1: I was very brief and I didn't keep asking questions
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to be that person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I don't be that person.
Speaker 1: I was on a meeting one time. It was like
Speaker 1: we were doing it was like a national call where
Speaker 1: there were DJs from all over the country from iHeart stations,
Speaker 1: like probably a dozen of us, and we're all talking
Speaker 1: about like advertising Pajama Gram or some shit like that,
Speaker 1: and so we're going over like, you know, here's the
Speaker 1: things to say, here's what they want you to focus on, whatever.
Speaker 1: And we had one of the people from Pajamagram on
Speaker 1: the call, and this DJ from like Austin, Texas. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to tell you what an
Speaker 1: honor it is to be included in his campaign, and
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that we are
Speaker 1: just thrilled over here at k b utt to be
Speaker 1: a part of this. And he went on and on
Speaker 1: and on, and he just and he was one of
Speaker 1: these blow hard DJs and most of them have died
Speaker 1: off by now. This was probably twenty years ago. And
Speaker 1: he just kept going and going about how much he
Speaker 1: loved being a part of but and I finally hung up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fucking bullshit. I'm going to hang up.
Speaker 1: And I did they see.
Speaker 5: You hang up?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: Or they hear you hang up? That was before zoom, Okay,
Speaker 5: so they don't.
Speaker 1: They didn't know. Yeah, they just heard a beep beep.
Speaker 5: But well someone left us.
Speaker 1: So don't be that person. Thank you. On need to
Speaker 1: be that guy that was pissed me the fuck off?
Speaker 3: Ah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, here comes Charlene. Charlene says, I want to comment
Speaker 1: on a conversation you had last week on the Morning show.
Speaker 1: You were talking about a woman who had said something
Speaker 1: like all women need two men in their lives, one stable,
Speaker 1: insecure and the other that fills the wild, exciting need.
Speaker 1: I only caught a little bit about the conversation, but
Speaker 1: I believe that was the gist of it. I'm just
Speaker 1: writing to speak on my experience in this situation, same
Speaker 1: but different. I'll give an abbreviated version. I met a
Speaker 1: woman six years ago that was searching to find another
Speaker 1: woman to fill a void. Her husband was going through
Speaker 1: a period where he was emotionally unavailable. Plus she wanted
Speaker 1: to explore her sexual curiosity as well as introduce a
Speaker 1: third into their relationship, only if there was a strong
Speaker 1: connection between her and I. Though fast forward six years
Speaker 1: later to today, her and I are best friends and
Speaker 1: more sometimes and sometimes all three of us spend time together.
Speaker 1: Her and I have a level of intimacy that her
Speaker 1: and her husband do not have, and he knows that
Speaker 1: and he's okay with it completely. She can be wild
Speaker 1: and her true self with me, and she has her
Speaker 1: husband that is everything else to her. All three of
Speaker 1: us are happy and appreciate ciate what we have. Side note,
Speaker 1: I only dated one person during this time, and even
Speaker 1: though my bestie and I were friends during the time
Speaker 1: I dated someone, the woman I was seeing was always
Speaker 1: jealous and ultimately it was too much for her. Anyway,
Speaker 1: want to give you my insight on that conversation and
Speaker 1: to say to each their own. As long as everybody's
Speaker 1: open minded and honest and truly okay with everything that's
Speaker 1: going on, then just be happy. The only thing that
Speaker 1: I question about that, Charlene, is that you were left
Speaker 1: without that emotional closeness. You were left without that rock.
Speaker 1: You had your fun, love and you're exciting times.
Speaker 6: But she said that the girl was her best friend too.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess, yeah, I guess that's a good point.
Speaker 6: So maybe it was like still her emotional rock.
Speaker 1: But then do you have the person I think we
Speaker 1: all need somebody at some point in life who signs
Speaker 1: the the emergency medical stuff Like if I get in
Speaker 1: a you know, a boat accident, yeah, and I've lost consciousness.
Speaker 1: I need that person in my life who can go
Speaker 1: to the doctor and say, yes, go ahead and take
Speaker 1: him off life support, you know that tightly?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right, I mean Susan does that, would do that immediately.
Speaker 1: She would do that immediately.
Speaker 7: And when they're like, oh, he's got like a you know,
Speaker 7: eighty percent chance, she's like, ah, it's not looking good
Speaker 7: looking as well, take him off.
Speaker 1: He's only got a bloody nose. Yeah, well I would
Speaker 1: euthanize him anyway. So that's interesting. So I'm glad that
Speaker 1: it's working out for you, Sarlene, and I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you are getting a chance and your your friend is
Speaker 1: getting a chance to explore that sexual side that they
Speaker 1: would not have got to explore in a other relationship.
Speaker 7: The only thing I'll say about that actual original email
Speaker 7: that she maybe didn't catch was the fact that woman
Speaker 7: wasn't being honest with her husband though, right, So it
Speaker 7: was a matter of like pretty much cheaty yeah, and
Speaker 7: no kind of agreement yeah versus like there was an
Speaker 7: open conversation about what was happening.
Speaker 1: Very interesting, Thank you, Charlene. Next one is from Charrace,
Speaker 1: who is a regular supporter of the Minnesota Goodbye, and
Speaker 1: she says, Hello, Dave, Jenny Bailey Vont And let you
Speaker 1: guys know about a funny guy I found on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Maybe Vont knows who he is. He makes all these
Speaker 1: different funny videos about all the different stereotypes about black people.
Speaker 1: Sure race, by the way, is black. In case you're
Speaker 1: wondering and really exaggerate it. It's funny because ninety percent
Speaker 1: of it is true. To find him on TikTok. His
Speaker 1: name is I Am Randy Pyron. I am Randy p
Speaker 1: y Ron. You guys should check it out because it
Speaker 1: really is funny. My favorite video is things Black people
Speaker 1: Can't help doing. He has several and they are funny.
Speaker 1: You should check him out. Hope you have a great weekend,
Speaker 1: all right. Rather than pull one up right now, I
Speaker 1: think what we should do is we should let Vont
Speaker 1: know about this. I'll tell him and then maybe Vont
Speaker 1: wants to play some of them, you know, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I think it'd be funnier if Vont presents this, then
Speaker 1: the three whitest people in Minnesota presenting this on the show.
Speaker 5: So thank you, Arce.
Speaker 1: Appreciate that. Next one, Hold on, I gotta scroll down
Speaker 1: a little bit. Here we go, Minnesota, goodbye. Question regarding
Speaker 1: pets like dogs and cats, do you let your animals
Speaker 1: sleep with you in your bed or do you kennel
Speaker 1: them or sleep on the floor, et cetera, Jenny, when
Speaker 1: you watch dogs, where do they sleep? We'll start there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they all usually only sleep either. If they're kennel
Speaker 7: trained and that's what they're used to, they'll go on
Speaker 7: a kennel. Otherwise, I give them free range of the
Speaker 7: main floor. There's only one dog, the Oji dog I
Speaker 7: ever started watching that. I make a little bed next
Speaker 7: to my bed with like a bunch of blankets, and
Speaker 7: he sleeps next to the bed.
Speaker 5: But that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Josie just would have the When she was younger,
Speaker 1: she had the free reign of the house, but she
Speaker 1: would sleep downstairs on the couch or wherever she slept.
Speaker 1: Then we kept her in a kennel because she would pee.
Speaker 1: I think we'd let her sleep in bed with us
Speaker 1: for a while, but then that's when she started to pee.
Speaker 1: Roger sleeps wherever he wants to, usually in bed with Susan.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with dogs in the bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're your buddies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: Where does Cap sleep.
Speaker 5: With me if he wants to.
Speaker 2: Usually he'll sit in the window until I fall asleep
Speaker 2: and I'll wake up and he'll be like he likes
Speaker 2: to be the big spoon, so he'll stretch out on
Speaker 2: my side, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Or he'll sit right by my head. I love him
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 1: I know you do. A dog update. We are not
Speaker 1: going to get Gavin? Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: really liked Gavin and I just kind of had a
Speaker 1: bond with him, like we clicked right away because he
Speaker 1: seemed to love me back. And I think that's what
Speaker 1: sometimes we like somebody because oh they like us too.
Speaker 1: But Susan was just not She had an open mind
Speaker 1: to it. But I just number one. I asked her
Speaker 1: the other day, I said, we've got to get back
Speaker 1: to these people about Gavin. Gavin was like a short
Speaker 1: haired yellow lab mix and he was about you know,
Speaker 1: he was a larger dog, and he was a puppy.
Speaker 1: He still was ten months old. He had a lot
Speaker 1: of energy, and he shed a lot. And I said
Speaker 1: to Susan, I said, we got to get back to
Speaker 1: you know, spots last stop and let him know. And
Speaker 1: she said, I can't. I just I missed Josie. And
Speaker 1: then she started to cry.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, well, not going to force this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm sorry Gavin.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh. She goes on to say, my husband had
Speaker 1: an English bulldog before me in his bed, so she
Speaker 1: always slept with him. That was tough adjustment for me
Speaker 1: to have a big bowling ball that wouldn't move at
Speaker 1: the end of the bed, but I got used to it.
Speaker 1: Now we're on our second English bulldog. And I cannot
Speaker 1: imagine not sleeping with her in the bed. She curls
Speaker 1: up between me and my hobby, likes to sleep under
Speaker 1: the covers, and even puts her head on the pillow.
Speaker 1: Now it's always better to get her back. Now, it's
Speaker 1: always better to get her backside at night versus her
Speaker 1: paws side, as her paws are scratching your back at night.
Speaker 1: But either way, I wouldn't change it for anything. She
Speaker 1: is such a sweetheart. What are your thoughts? You have
Speaker 1: any thoughts on sleeping with your dog in the bed
Speaker 1: and let us know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean why not.
Speaker 1: Our dogs had the free reign of like they can
Speaker 1: jump on the couch, they could sleep on the couch.
Speaker 1: What one thing when Gavin came over, because he came
Speaker 1: over to visit and we let him in the house
Speaker 1: just a romp around. And one thing he did that
Speaker 1: I didn't like that I would have definitely trained him
Speaker 1: not to was counter surf where they put their paws
Speaker 1: up on the counter. Yeah, and then they like start
Speaker 1: licking around. And he was big enough to do it,
Speaker 1: Josie was not. And I saw him do that and
Speaker 1: I thought, well, that's definitely a habit that he is
Speaker 1: going to have to break.
Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7: It's like, it's so hard to have a dog that
Speaker 7: counter surf. I have Luckily, I honestly don't think I've
Speaker 7: ever had a dog that counter surf of the dogs
Speaker 7: I watch, but I know Fallon's dog, Dolly is a
Speaker 7: little shit and counter surfs because last time I was
Speaker 7: there and made food, she got into all of it
Speaker 7: and it was like in the center of the counter.
Speaker 6: She like jumped up, yeah, And I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, that would be There's two things that dogs do. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe there's several things I think that dogs do that
Speaker 1: I would have to break them up. Number one, barking constantly.
Speaker 1: I could never have a dog that like looked out
Speaker 1: the front window. And there's a couple of dogs in
Speaker 1: our neighborhood when I go for a walk that they
Speaker 1: look out the front window. You could never have that.
Speaker 1: Two a dog that jumps up on guests or you
Speaker 1: when you walk in the door. Some people don't really
Speaker 1: don't like dogs as much as we think, so, especially
Speaker 1: when a bigger dog will jump up and put their
Speaker 1: paws on your chest they think they're being very friendly. Nope,
Speaker 1: can't do that one. So what I learned to do.
Speaker 1: And if you're a breeder or trainer, tell me about this.
Speaker 1: You grab their paws and you squeeze them, so it's uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: not until they hurt, but their paws are up there.
Speaker 1: You grab them and you squeeze them until that, like
Speaker 1: is a little bit uncomfortable, and then you kind of
Speaker 1: need them a little bit. Now you don't kick them
Speaker 1: in the chest, but you give them a little bit
Speaker 1: of a knee. So now that jumping up experience is uncomfortable. Sure,
Speaker 1: do you know any better than that, Jenny, I don't.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that, And no, I don't know
Speaker 6: any better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can attest to I do not like
Speaker 2: being jumped on my dogs because I like dogs, but
Speaker 2: there's something ingrained in me that's a little bit scared
Speaker 2: of any dog that jumps on me. So I do
Speaker 2: not like being jumped on by dogs, and usually I
Speaker 2: just put my back to them.
Speaker 7: And I think I seem to be very well aware
Speaker 7: of that because I don't mind it. But I know
Speaker 7: for the people who don't like it, like, they really
Speaker 7: don't like it. And I think some owners just like
Speaker 7: don't understand that, and so they don't really they're like, oh,
Speaker 7: he's harmless, she's harmless whatever. Yeah, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 7: but some people just don't want to be jumped on
Speaker 7: by dogs, so you should grab your dog if that's
Speaker 7: the kind of dog they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. We used to have a colleigue that would
Speaker 1: do that a lot, and they were older so they
Speaker 1: were a little bit hard to train. But she was
Speaker 1: just a joy. Her name was Gracie, and Gracey loved
Speaker 1: everybody but Marcus, my daughter Beth's husband when he lived here.
Speaker 1: He didn't like dogs. I don't know if he got
Speaker 1: bit by a dog when he was a kid. He
Speaker 1: was not a dog person. And Gracie did not like Marcus.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if he jumped she jumped on her, whatever,
Speaker 1: but it was the one person. Don't you think dogs
Speaker 1: can tell whether you like dogs or not?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, I do, because I feel like every dog loves
Speaker 7: me and I love them so much.
Speaker 1: Same, so I think it's the same with babies. Babies
Speaker 1: and toddlers can tell whether you are like them and
Speaker 1: are comfortable kids and babies love me because I love
Speaker 1: kids and babies. I remember a strange woman asked me
Speaker 1: to hold her baby going through TSA at the airport
Speaker 1: one time, and and she was harried and had a
Speaker 1: crib a cradle, she had a stroller, and she had
Speaker 1: a suitcase, and she had a crying baby or baby,
Speaker 1: and she's like, will you hold my baby? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: i'd be happy to babies love me. And he just
Speaker 1: looked up at me. He's so happy.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, none, he said, Dad, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to play a recording for you. This is totally
Speaker 1: spontaneous on the airplane yesterday on the way from Atlanta
Speaker 1: to home. Now, we had not slept all night, overnight
Speaker 1: flight from Hawaii to Atlanta. We're so fucking tired. This baby,
Speaker 1: a boy probably ten months old, cried and screamed the
Speaker 1: entire time. And I'm gonna play it for you. You're ready, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see if I can find it here.
Speaker 3: Hold on, Okay.
Speaker 1: Now, this went on for two and a half hours.
Speaker 5: One N't they get tired?
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know how babies work, but I
Speaker 2: feel like once you get tired, you tire yourself out
Speaker 2: and fall asleep.
Speaker 5: After screaming so much.
Speaker 1: He did stop, probably about twenty minutes outside of Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: but he cried and screamed, and it was such an
Speaker 1: interesting thing because the dad tried to comfort him the
Speaker 1: whole time. The mom did nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm assuming wherever they were on vacation, the mom
Speaker 2: was probably Karen for that kid the whole time.
Speaker 5: So the second they get on the plage, she's like, take.
Speaker 1: Care of this, maybe so. And then Grandma, I think,
Speaker 1: was across the aisle. Grandma picked up the baby and
Speaker 1: kind of bounced, but nothing would console this baby. And
Speaker 1: I try to be understanding, but I'm going to bring
Speaker 1: up something that we brought up before. And Susan and
Speaker 1: I had a little discussion about this one. We paid
Speaker 1: for Comfort Plus, which is not first class, but it's
Speaker 1: a little bit cushier of a seat, a little bit
Speaker 1: more leg room. Yeah, and because you know, it's a
Speaker 1: long flight, long you know whatever, and so we paid
Speaker 1: an upgrade for Comfort Plus. And Susan said, it pisses
Speaker 1: me off that they are in Comfort Plus where we
Speaker 1: decided to have like a little bit better experience, but
Speaker 1: they brought a baby that screams. And I said, you know,
Speaker 1: it's funny. We brought this up on the show, and
Speaker 1: because there was a TikTok or a video a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago where a woman was arguing with another
Speaker 1: passenger that she brought her baby into first class and
Speaker 1: the baby cried the whole time, and he said, don't
Speaker 1: bring a baby into first class. So we had a
Speaker 1: discussion about whether that is elitist or whether you think that,
Speaker 1: you know, only poor people in the back should put
Speaker 1: up with a crying baby. And I'm kind of on
Speaker 1: the fence about it. To me, you know, that's why
Speaker 1: you pay for more. That's why you pay for more
Speaker 1: to live in a nice neighborhood, not that poor people
Speaker 1: deserve to live in a shit neighborhood, but that's why
Speaker 1: you buy, you know, live in the best neighborhood you
Speaker 1: can afford. That's why you buy the safest car and
Speaker 1: most reliable car, not because poor people deserve to be
Speaker 1: injured in a car crash, but because that's what you
Speaker 1: feel is worthwhile. All Right, I'll leave that up to
Speaker 1: you to discuss. That is going to be the Minnesota
Speaker 1: Goodbye for today. Send your emails in to Ryan's show
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