WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:03.080 Would you guys talk about microwaves on the Minnesota Goodbye 2 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:05.000 while I was gone, because I've been going through emails 3 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:07.679 here kind of previewing and what is it all about microwaves? 4 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:09.119 We were I don't know how it came up, but 5 00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:11.839 we were talking about how what was like the first 6 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:14.439 time you accidentally put something in the microwave that wasn't 7 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:15.240 supposed to be in there? 8 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:15.560 Okay? 9 00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:18.760 And so now everybody's emailing in their experiences of putting 10 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:19.879 something in the microwave. 11 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:21.960 Because I think some people you don't realize it until 12 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.480 you do it and you go, oh yeah. I don't 13 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:26.719 think Carson realized that until he puts some sort of 14 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:31.199 metal aluminum tray in there to reheat Chipotle or something. 15 00:00:31.239 --> 00:00:31.719 I don't know. 16 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:34.399 Yeah, that's the pretty much most of the stories involved 17 00:00:34.399 --> 00:00:36.399 some kind of aluminum foil of some sort. 18 00:00:37.159 --> 00:00:40.039 Mine was a cup with metallic writing on it and 19 00:00:40.079 --> 00:00:42.920 it said like, you know, Duluth, Minnesota in metallic writing 20 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.520 or something, and it was sparking and I'm like, oh, yeah, 21 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.399 it's got metal in there, so all right. Interesting. I 22 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:50.799 just saw those. I'm like, Okay, what did I miss 23 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:53.560 last week? On the Minnesota Goodbye? All right, moving on. 24 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:56.479 One thing that I missed was Juanita's rant. So let's 25 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:58.960 get right to Juanita's rant on the Minnesota goodbye and 26 00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:01.679 pushing all the right buttons here, and let's see whether 27 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:02.640 I can make this happen. 28 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:06.920 Here we go, Hey, y'all, So this rent for the 29 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.000 rent for this week is about the company meetings. 30 00:01:09.159 --> 00:01:09.359 Now. 31 00:01:09.439 --> 00:01:11.640 I don't know how many company meetings you all have 32 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.280 down there at the Ihearts, but every other week or 33 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:17.480 so we have this meeting about they want to go 34 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.920 over the budget and how much we made and production 35 00:01:20.079 --> 00:01:24.599 and uh boring shit. The thing is is that everybody 36 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:26.920 in the meeting knows that when it gets timed and 37 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:30.079 they say, does anybody have any questions, you don't ask 38 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:33.319 anything because all that does is just prolong the fucking meeting. Yes, 39 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:37.640 but there's always that one asshole and wants to ask 40 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:41.640 fifteen fucking questions about the shit that they already went over. 41 00:01:41.799 --> 00:01:45.519 Shut the fuck up, you're just prolonging the meeting. We 42 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:47.879 don't want to sit here any longer. Then they just 43 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:51.280 go on and on. Send a goddamn email. Don't make 44 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:53.599 the meeting go any longer than it has to, because 45 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:55.719 you got some dumb ass question that you want to 46 00:01:55.760 --> 00:01:58.000 ask God that just this is me the fuck off. 47 00:01:58.879 --> 00:02:01.760 Well that's my rant. I love you guys. 48 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:02.280 Bye. 49 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:04.239 You know what, that is probably my favorite rant you've 50 00:02:04.239 --> 00:02:07.959 ever done, because I can so relate to that. Everybody, 51 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:10.680 they go does anybody have any questions? And the standard 52 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:15.879 response is no, silence, yeah, silence, and then they go, okay, 53 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.879 well all right, if you have any questions, let me know. 54 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:20.319 Steve Lettart he used to work here at the station 55 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:23.960 on the morning show. Great guy, very funny, but he 56 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:28.000 would always piss me the fuck off. He always had 57 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:31.280 a question. And the funny thing about Steve was I 58 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:33.280 sat behind him in his staff meeting. 59 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:33.719 One time. 60 00:02:34.280 --> 00:02:38.240 This kid was on his phone the in tie your meeting. 61 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:42.000 So at twenty thirty minute meeting, I mean not for 62 00:02:42.080 --> 00:02:44.120 a minute did he get off his phone? Not for 63 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:46.599 a minute. Yeah, And then at the end he's like, 64 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:47.960 you know, he had to ask the questions. And I 65 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:51.919 think sometimes people ask questions to let the bosses know 66 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:55.560 I'm here, I was paying attention, I'm engaged, sure, and 67 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:58.439 so I finally had to tell Steve, don't ask questions, 68 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:00.520 and he's like, what, because I just want to, I'm like, 69 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:03.199 don't ask questions. So I was in a meeting yesterday 70 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.280 about one of our clients that were doing ads for 71 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:09.319 and I had missed the first meeting because I was 72 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:12.159 on vacation. So I felt like I needed to bring 73 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:15.039 up and let them know, Hey, I'm here and I'm 74 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:17.759 interested and I'm not just like, you know, like not 75 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:21.919 paying attention. So I asked a question or two, but 76 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:24.759 I was very brief and I didn't keep asking questions 77 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:26.240 because I didn't want to be that person. 78 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:27.840 Yeah, yeah, I don't be that person. 79 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.520 I was on a meeting one time. It was like 80 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:33.319 we were doing it was like a national call where 81 00:03:33.360 --> 00:03:36.599 there were DJs from all over the country from iHeart stations, 82 00:03:36.639 --> 00:03:39.960 like probably a dozen of us, and we're all talking 83 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:45.080 about like advertising Pajama Gram or some shit like that, 84 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:46.800 and so we're going over like, you know, here's the 85 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:49.680 things to say, here's what they want you to focus on, whatever. 86 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:53.560 And we had one of the people from Pajamagram on 87 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:58.719 the call, and this DJ from like Austin, Texas. He's like, 88 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:00.639 you know, I just want to tell you what an 89 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:03.599 honor it is to be included in his campaign, and 90 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:05.599 I just want to let you know that we are 91 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:10.800 just thrilled over here at k b utt to be 92 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:12.840 a part of this. And he went on and on 93 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:15.520 and on, and he just and he was one of 94 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:18.600 these blow hard DJs and most of them have died 95 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:21.519 off by now. This was probably twenty years ago. And 96 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:23.879 he just kept going and going about how much he 97 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:26.959 loved being a part of but and I finally hung up. 98 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.560 I'm like, this is fucking bullshit. I'm going to hang up. 99 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:32.000 And I did they see. 100 00:04:31.839 --> 00:04:32.319 You hang up? 101 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:32.480 Though? 102 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:35.000 Or they hear you hang up? That was before zoom, Okay, 103 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:35.879 so they don't. 104 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:38.000 They didn't know. Yeah, they just heard a beep beep. 105 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:39.920 But well someone left us. 106 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:41.720 So don't be that person. Thank you. On need to 107 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:46.120 be that guy that was pissed me the fuck off? 108 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:47.639 Ah, I love it. 109 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:53.199 Okay, here comes Charlene. Charlene says, I want to comment 110 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:56.360 on a conversation you had last week on the Morning show. 111 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:58.839 You were talking about a woman who had said something 112 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:02.240 like all women need two men in their lives, one stable, 113 00:05:02.279 --> 00:05:06.279 insecure and the other that fills the wild, exciting need. 114 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:09.399 I only caught a little bit about the conversation, but 115 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:12.360 I believe that was the gist of it. I'm just 116 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:14.839 writing to speak on my experience in this situation, same 117 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:18.199 but different. I'll give an abbreviated version. I met a 118 00:05:18.199 --> 00:05:21.360 woman six years ago that was searching to find another 119 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.439 woman to fill a void. Her husband was going through 120 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:26.759 a period where he was emotionally unavailable. Plus she wanted 121 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:29.600 to explore her sexual curiosity as well as introduce a 122 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:32.439 third into their relationship, only if there was a strong 123 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:35.959 connection between her and I. Though fast forward six years 124 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:39.600 later to today, her and I are best friends and 125 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:43.160 more sometimes and sometimes all three of us spend time together. 126 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.839 Her and I have a level of intimacy that her 127 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:49.680 and her husband do not have, and he knows that 128 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:52.959 and he's okay with it completely. She can be wild 129 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:55.480 and her true self with me, and she has her 130 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:58.639 husband that is everything else to her. All three of 131 00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:02.439 us are happy and appreciate ciate what we have. Side note, 132 00:06:02.519 --> 00:06:04.720 I only dated one person during this time, and even 133 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:06.720 though my bestie and I were friends during the time 134 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:09.959 I dated someone, the woman I was seeing was always 135 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:12.560 jealous and ultimately it was too much for her. Anyway, 136 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.480 want to give you my insight on that conversation and 137 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:17.639 to say to each their own. As long as everybody's 138 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:20.399 open minded and honest and truly okay with everything that's 139 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:22.920 going on, then just be happy. The only thing that 140 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.680 I question about that, Charlene, is that you were left 141 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:29.959 without that emotional closeness. You were left without that rock. 142 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:33.120 You had your fun, love and you're exciting times. 143 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:35.279 But she said that the girl was her best friend too. 144 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:38.360 Okay, I guess, yeah, I guess that's a good point. 145 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:41.120 So maybe it was like still her emotional rock. 146 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:43.439 But then do you have the person I think we 147 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:45.879 all need somebody at some point in life who signs 148 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:50.000 the the emergency medical stuff Like if I get in 149 00:06:50.079 --> 00:06:53.399 a you know, a boat accident, yeah, and I've lost consciousness. 150 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:56.560 I need that person in my life who can go 151 00:06:56.680 --> 00:06:59.120 to the doctor and say, yes, go ahead and take 152 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:00.920 him off life support, you know that tightly? 153 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:01.199 Yeah? 154 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:03.519 Right, I mean Susan does that, would do that immediately. 155 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:04.519 She would do that immediately. 156 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:06.600 And when they're like, oh, he's got like a you know, 157 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:09.480 eighty percent chance, she's like, ah, it's not looking good 158 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:12.319 looking as well, take him off. 159 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:15.439 He's only got a bloody nose. Yeah, well I would 160 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:20.680 euthanize him anyway. So that's interesting. So I'm glad that 161 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:23.519 it's working out for you, Sarlene, and I'm glad that 162 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:25.399 you are getting a chance and your your friend is 163 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:29.199 getting a chance to explore that sexual side that they 164 00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:32.759 would not have got to explore in a other relationship. 165 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:35.519 The only thing I'll say about that actual original email 166 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:37.720 that she maybe didn't catch was the fact that woman 167 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:40.399 wasn't being honest with her husband though, right, So it 168 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:43.120 was a matter of like pretty much cheaty yeah, and 169 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:46.439 no kind of agreement yeah versus like there was an 170 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:48.240 open conversation about what was happening. 171 00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:53.319 Very interesting, Thank you, Charlene. Next one is from Charrace, 172 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:57.120 who is a regular supporter of the Minnesota Goodbye, and 173 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.360 she says, Hello, Dave, Jenny Bailey Vont And let you 174 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.720 guys know about a funny guy I found on TikTok. 175 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:05.800 Maybe Vont knows who he is. He makes all these 176 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:09.240 different funny videos about all the different stereotypes about black people. 177 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:10.839 Sure race, by the way, is black. In case you're 178 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:14.759 wondering and really exaggerate it. It's funny because ninety percent 179 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:17.560 of it is true. To find him on TikTok. His 180 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:22.480 name is I Am Randy Pyron. I am Randy p 181 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:25.519 y Ron. You guys should check it out because it 182 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:28.079 really is funny. My favorite video is things Black people 183 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.199 Can't help doing. He has several and they are funny. 184 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:33.639 You should check him out. Hope you have a great weekend, 185 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:40.519 all right. Rather than pull one up right now, I 186 00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:42.440 think what we should do is we should let Vont 187 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:45.039 know about this. I'll tell him and then maybe Vont 188 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:47.240 wants to play some of them, you know, yeah, because 189 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:50.720 I think it'd be funnier if Vont presents this, then 190 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:54.360 the three whitest people in Minnesota presenting this on the show. 191 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:56.240 So thank you, Arce. 192 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:03.240 Appreciate that. Next one, Hold on, I gotta scroll down 193 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:08.559 a little bit. Here we go, Minnesota, goodbye. Question regarding 194 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:12.080 pets like dogs and cats, do you let your animals 195 00:09:12.080 --> 00:09:14.200 sleep with you in your bed or do you kennel 196 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:16.840 them or sleep on the floor, et cetera, Jenny, when 197 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:19.600 you watch dogs, where do they sleep? We'll start there. 198 00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:22.960 Yeah, they all usually only sleep either. If they're kennel 199 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:24.399 trained and that's what they're used to, they'll go on 200 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:26.960 a kennel. Otherwise, I give them free range of the 201 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:29.919 main floor. There's only one dog, the Oji dog I 202 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:32.200 ever started watching that. I make a little bed next 203 00:09:32.279 --> 00:09:34.159 to my bed with like a bunch of blankets, and 204 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:35.120 he sleeps next to the bed. 205 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:35.799 But that's it. 206 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:40.000 Yeah, Josie just would have the When she was younger, 207 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:41.480 she had the free reign of the house, but she 208 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:44.360 would sleep downstairs on the couch or wherever she slept. 209 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:46.720 Then we kept her in a kennel because she would pee. 210 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:48.720 I think we'd let her sleep in bed with us 211 00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:51.440 for a while, but then that's when she started to pee. 212 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:55.919 Roger sleeps wherever he wants to, usually in bed with Susan. 213 00:09:57.519 --> 00:10:00.360 I don't have a problem with dogs in the bed. Yeah, 214 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:01.320 they're your buddies. 215 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:02.919 Yeah, yeah, I agree. 216 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:04.720 Where does Cap sleep. 217 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:05.480 With me if he wants to. 218 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:08.200 Usually he'll sit in the window until I fall asleep 219 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:10.320 and I'll wake up and he'll be like he likes 220 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:13.000 to be the big spoon, so he'll stretch out on 221 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:14.320 my side, Oh my god. 222 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:15.879 Or he'll sit right by my head. I love him 223 00:10:15.879 --> 00:10:16.279 so much. 224 00:10:17.159 --> 00:10:20.080 I know you do. A dog update. We are not 225 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:24.720 going to get Gavin? Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I 226 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:29.000 really liked Gavin and I just kind of had a 227 00:10:29.039 --> 00:10:31.480 bond with him, like we clicked right away because he 228 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:34.559 seemed to love me back. And I think that's what 229 00:10:34.679 --> 00:10:37.159 sometimes we like somebody because oh they like us too. 230 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:40.639 But Susan was just not She had an open mind 231 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:42.559 to it. But I just number one. I asked her 232 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:43.960 the other day, I said, we've got to get back 233 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:47.480 to these people about Gavin. Gavin was like a short 234 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:49.919 haired yellow lab mix and he was about you know, 235 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:52.759 he was a larger dog, and he was a puppy. 236 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:54.440 He still was ten months old. He had a lot 237 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:57.759 of energy, and he shed a lot. And I said 238 00:10:57.799 --> 00:10:59.440 to Susan, I said, we got to get back to 239 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:02.279 you know, spots last stop and let him know. And 240 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:05.279 she said, I can't. I just I missed Josie. And 241 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:06.360 then she started to cry. 242 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:07.000 Oh. 243 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:10.000 And I'm like, okay, well, not going to force this. Yeah, 244 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:12.600 but I'm sorry Gavin. 245 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:12.679 I know. 246 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:19.039 Yeah. Oh. She goes on to say, my husband had 247 00:11:19.080 --> 00:11:21.919 an English bulldog before me in his bed, so she 248 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:24.480 always slept with him. That was tough adjustment for me 249 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:27.360 to have a big bowling ball that wouldn't move at 250 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:29.279 the end of the bed, but I got used to it. 251 00:11:29.840 --> 00:11:32.159 Now we're on our second English bulldog. And I cannot 252 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:34.879 imagine not sleeping with her in the bed. She curls 253 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:37.559 up between me and my hobby, likes to sleep under 254 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:40.200 the covers, and even puts her head on the pillow. 255 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:43.799 Now it's always better to get her back. Now, it's 256 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:46.559 always better to get her backside at night versus her 257 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:49.679 paws side, as her paws are scratching your back at night. 258 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.000 But either way, I wouldn't change it for anything. She 259 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:55.279 is such a sweetheart. What are your thoughts? You have 260 00:11:55.320 --> 00:11:57.080 any thoughts on sleeping with your dog in the bed 261 00:11:57.080 --> 00:11:57.720 and let us know? 262 00:11:58.000 --> 00:11:58.279 Yeah? 263 00:11:58.440 --> 00:11:59.799 Yeah, I mean why not. 264 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.440 Our dogs had the free reign of like they can 265 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:04.960 jump on the couch, they could sleep on the couch. 266 00:12:05.679 --> 00:12:08.960 What one thing when Gavin came over, because he came 267 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:11.320 over to visit and we let him in the house 268 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:14.519 just a romp around. And one thing he did that 269 00:12:14.600 --> 00:12:16.600 I didn't like that I would have definitely trained him 270 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:20.399 not to was counter surf where they put their paws 271 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:23.360 up on the counter. Yeah, and then they like start 272 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:26.200 licking around. And he was big enough to do it, 273 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:28.559 Josie was not. And I saw him do that and 274 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:30.679 I thought, well, that's definitely a habit that he is 275 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:32.240 going to have to break. 276 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:32.919 Yeah, for sure. 277 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:36.120 It's like, it's so hard to have a dog that 278 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:38.559 counter surf. I have Luckily, I honestly don't think I've 279 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:41.080 ever had a dog that counter surf of the dogs 280 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:44.720 I watch, but I know Fallon's dog, Dolly is a 281 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:47.279 little shit and counter surfs because last time I was 282 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:49.759 there and made food, she got into all of it 283 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:52.320 and it was like in the center of the counter. 284 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:54.879 She like jumped up, yeah, And I was. 285 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:58.799 Like, oh, that would be There's two things that dogs do. Well, 286 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:00.720 maybe there's several things I think that dogs do that 287 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:03.759 I would have to break them up. Number one, barking constantly. 288 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:06.320 I could never have a dog that like looked out 289 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:10.559 the front window. And there's a couple of dogs in 290 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:12.360 our neighborhood when I go for a walk that they 291 00:13:12.399 --> 00:13:15.720 look out the front window. You could never have that. 292 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:20.200 Two a dog that jumps up on guests or you 293 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:23.159 when you walk in the door. Some people don't really 294 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:26.559 don't like dogs as much as we think, so, especially 295 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:28.360 when a bigger dog will jump up and put their 296 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:32.159 paws on your chest they think they're being very friendly. Nope, 297 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:34.960 can't do that one. So what I learned to do. 298 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:37.320 And if you're a breeder or trainer, tell me about this. 299 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:42.120 You grab their paws and you squeeze them, so it's uncomfortable, 300 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:44.240 not until they hurt, but their paws are up there. 301 00:13:44.279 --> 00:13:47.399 You grab them and you squeeze them until that, like 302 00:13:47.519 --> 00:13:49.679 is a little bit uncomfortable, and then you kind of 303 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:52.120 need them a little bit. Now you don't kick them 304 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:53.879 in the chest, but you give them a little bit 305 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:57.519 of a knee. So now that jumping up experience is uncomfortable. Sure, 306 00:13:57.639 --> 00:13:59.519 do you know any better than that, Jenny, I don't. 307 00:13:59.639 --> 00:14:01.480 I've never heard of that, And no, I don't know 308 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:01.960 any better. 309 00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:04.559 Yeah, but I can attest to I do not like 310 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:07.320 being jumped on my dogs because I like dogs, but 311 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:10.200 there's something ingrained in me that's a little bit scared 312 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:12.879 of any dog that jumps on me. So I do 313 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:14.919 not like being jumped on by dogs, and usually I 314 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:15.960 just put my back to them. 315 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:18.639 And I think I seem to be very well aware 316 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:20.799 of that because I don't mind it. But I know 317 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.080 for the people who don't like it, like, they really 318 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:24.919 don't like it. And I think some owners just like 319 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:27.480 don't understand that, and so they don't really they're like, oh, 320 00:14:27.519 --> 00:14:30.759 he's harmless, she's harmless whatever. Yeah, and it's like, yeah, 321 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:32.840 but some people just don't want to be jumped on 322 00:14:32.840 --> 00:14:34.960 by dogs, so you should grab your dog if that's 323 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:35.840 the kind of dog they are. 324 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:38.480 Yeah. Yeah. We used to have a colleigue that would 325 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:40.440 do that a lot, and they were older so they 326 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:41.879 were a little bit hard to train. But she was 327 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:46.000 just a joy. Her name was Gracie, and Gracey loved 328 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:49.960 everybody but Marcus, my daughter Beth's husband when he lived here. 329 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:51.440 He didn't like dogs. I don't know if he got 330 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:52.799 bit by a dog when he was a kid. He 331 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:57.240 was not a dog person. And Gracie did not like Marcus. 332 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:01.159 And I don't know if he jumped she jumped on her, whatever, 333 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:03.879 but it was the one person. Don't you think dogs 334 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:05.679 can tell whether you like dogs or not? 335 00:15:06.399 --> 00:15:06.559 Oh? 336 00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:09.559 Yes, I do, because I feel like every dog loves 337 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:11.000 me and I love them so much. 338 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:14.600 Same, so I think it's the same with babies. Babies 339 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:18.360 and toddlers can tell whether you are like them and 340 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:21.840 are comfortable kids and babies love me because I love 341 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:25.879 kids and babies. I remember a strange woman asked me 342 00:15:25.919 --> 00:15:28.919 to hold her baby going through TSA at the airport 343 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:32.639 one time, and and she was harried and had a 344 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:35.480 crib a cradle, she had a stroller, and she had 345 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:38.200 a suitcase, and she had a crying baby or baby, 346 00:15:38.320 --> 00:15:40.279 and she's like, will you hold my baby? And I'm like, 347 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:43.799 i'd be happy to babies love me. And he just 348 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.399 looked up at me. He's so happy. 349 00:15:46.399 --> 00:15:51.360 Oh my god, none, he said, Dad, I'm. 350 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:53.960 Going to play a recording for you. This is totally 351 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:59.919 spontaneous on the airplane yesterday on the way from Atlanta 352 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:04.799 to home. Now, we had not slept all night, overnight 353 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:10.320 flight from Hawaii to Atlanta. We're so fucking tired. This baby, 354 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:14.799 a boy probably ten months old, cried and screamed the 355 00:16:14.960 --> 00:16:18.080 entire time. And I'm gonna play it for you. You're ready, Okay, 356 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:19.200 let's see if I can find it here. 357 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:33.120 Hold on, Okay. 358 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:37.360 Now, this went on for two and a half hours. 359 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:38.639 One N't they get tired? 360 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:40.799 I guess I don't know how babies work, but I 361 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.000 feel like once you get tired, you tire yourself out 362 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:43.639 and fall asleep. 363 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:45.039 After screaming so much. 364 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:47.960 He did stop, probably about twenty minutes outside of Minneapolis, 365 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:50.720 but he cried and screamed, and it was such an 366 00:16:50.840 --> 00:16:55.360 interesting thing because the dad tried to comfort him the 367 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:59.360 whole time. The mom did nothing. 368 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:02.759 Well, I'm assuming wherever they were on vacation, the mom 369 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:04.720 was probably Karen for that kid the whole time. 370 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:07.000 So the second they get on the plage, she's like, take. 371 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:10.440 Care of this, maybe so. And then Grandma, I think, 372 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:13.160 was across the aisle. Grandma picked up the baby and 373 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:17.559 kind of bounced, but nothing would console this baby. And 374 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.960 I try to be understanding, but I'm going to bring 375 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:25.160 up something that we brought up before. And Susan and 376 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.200 I had a little discussion about this one. We paid 377 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:31.759 for Comfort Plus, which is not first class, but it's 378 00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:33.680 a little bit cushier of a seat, a little bit 379 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:36.839 more leg room. Yeah, and because you know, it's a 380 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:39.480 long flight, long you know whatever, and so we paid 381 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:42.920 an upgrade for Comfort Plus. And Susan said, it pisses 382 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:46.440 me off that they are in Comfort Plus where we 383 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:49.559 decided to have like a little bit better experience, but 384 00:17:49.680 --> 00:17:51.839 they brought a baby that screams. And I said, you know, 385 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:55.200 it's funny. We brought this up on the show, and 386 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:58.160 because there was a TikTok or a video a couple 387 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:01.599 of months ago where a woman was arguing with another 388 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:04.759 passenger that she brought her baby into first class and 389 00:18:04.839 --> 00:18:06.880 the baby cried the whole time, and he said, don't 390 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:09.559 bring a baby into first class. So we had a 391 00:18:09.559 --> 00:18:14.799 discussion about whether that is elitist or whether you think that, 392 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:17.279 you know, only poor people in the back should put 393 00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:20.039 up with a crying baby. And I'm kind of on 394 00:18:20.079 --> 00:18:22.839 the fence about it. To me, you know, that's why 395 00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:24.920 you pay for more. That's why you pay for more 396 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.279 to live in a nice neighborhood, not that poor people 397 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:29.960 deserve to live in a shit neighborhood, but that's why 398 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:32.440 you buy, you know, live in the best neighborhood you 399 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:35.519 can afford. That's why you buy the safest car and 400 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:38.759 most reliable car, not because poor people deserve to be 401 00:18:38.839 --> 00:18:42.200