Speaker 1: I made a decision past Sunny Sun on Ahead Visions Night.
What's up everybody?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Fuckers? Hey, Hey, hey, it's Friday, fucker fried Ay. Remember
when we couldn't swear on our podcast.
Speaker 2: That was for like six months because we were doing
dove ads yea and.
Speaker 1: Gold gold Peak Gold Peak. Yeah. Yes, so we couldn't swear.
That's why we start swearing now weeks what I've been doing.
Speaker 2: And we couldn't talk about murder, oh yeahs or sucks. Right,
We're like, well that's basically our show, yes, swearing murder
and sucks exactly. They literally title our podcast swearing murder
and sex. Yeah, none of those topics.
Speaker 1: We could do rape uber what was that uber?
Speaker 2: Rape? Uber?
Speaker 1: Rape? And then you were trying to you would swear every.
Speaker 2: Once in a while and I'd be like, oh my god,
I mean Kaylan would or Gary would be like now
I got to edit that out, and you'd be like,
oh sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1: Right, that's why we swear so much now because we
feel free. Right, we were caged back then.
Speaker 2: Right, I think that's when we started injecting what's up cunts?
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Then people got mad about that, right, Well,
not gonna please everybody.
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 1: You're just you're not.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, we're not calling you personally, right, We're
just like if listen, if you're offended, maybe you're sensitive
because you're a cunt exactly. Oops. So well, oh my god, Lynette,
I have graduations. Yes, yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, god
like activity you what my freaking kids are gonna wear?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Sadie we just talked on Tuesday about from now. Sadie's
going to need a dress for her graduation. Yeah, maybe
she'll just dress like in her own style.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you ask her about it?
Speaker 2: No, because she hasn't brought it up.
Speaker 1: Well, if she's not sweating it, then you don't need
to sweat it.
Speaker 2: No, Ilbe bought Elbie had to buy a graduation dress. Okay,
So this is why my anxiety really can get in
the way. But you know what, my main anxiety about
the two graduations is Bob, Oh, he's going to lection
alone for very long, and a college graduation is going
to be several hours being left in the house.
Speaker 1: So you got Elbie's graduation, So Elbe's graduating.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Sadie and Xanders is first and that's June eleventh, okay,
and that's at night. That'll be I think that'll be
easier because it's like a kind of an early evening.
I'll have taken Bob on a long walk and whatever.
We'll go to a graduation. It's a couple hours. The
UCLA one is a few days a couple two days later,
and that's a Saturday morning, and that's gonna be a
d I think that's.
Speaker 1: The whole thing, a whole cashaw, it's gonna be a
whole casha. What are you gonna do, Bob?
Speaker 2: It's yeah. I think I'm just gonna take him for
a nice long walk in the morning and then just
we'll just go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, batting down the hatches before you leave. Yeah, that
was what I had to do. He gets I'll get
used to it. I mean, it'll be his first time
to be alone for a long time, but he'll be okay.
I would always leave like sports on for Phil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll leave the TV on. The few times I've
told you that we've left him alone, we come back
and he's just laying on the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be fine. Yeah, Yeah, I would leave some
kind of like chewy thing for Phil.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll leave him a few things. Yeah,
but he's like me at a movie with concessions. He's
gonna he goes through him in the first five minutes, right, you.
Speaker 1: Know, same with Phil. Yeah, and give it to him
as I'm leaving, I come back and forget something it's gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, well, what's next. I'm like, well, what's
next is you're gonna be here for six hours by yourself,
So have fun watching ESPN.
Speaker 2: This morning. So I bought this. It's a it's like
a rubberish, plasticky, plasticky, rubberish green crocodile. He's got these
grooves in it and you put yogurt. Oh yeah, and
then you put it in the freezer. Ooh he loves it.
Oh he doesn't chew it, he just locks. They just
licked the yoga yehead of it. And it was really
funny because I gave it to him this morning and
John was like, why you have mesophonia for so many
random things, but not the sound of your dog just
licking something like crazy right next to you. And I'm like,
I think it's just a happy.
Speaker 1: Sound, because yeah, it makes you bops happy. Yes, he's yeah,
you know, that mesaf on thing affects me.
Speaker 2: I do know.
Speaker 1: Like the way Nia and Danny talk on The Valley,
those two, the way they talk, like the Danny talks
like like something stuck in his throat, La La, mind
your own business, you know, yeah, and then Nia talks
like she's inhaling while she's like and the way she talks,
she talks to him like he's six years old. You're
just tired and you need to go to bed, like
h The way they talk drives me nuts. I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of backlash against I'm not watching
The Valley this season, but I've you're not. Last season,
I felt bad for Danny, say, everybody is calling him
an alcoholic. He's not even that drunk, right, other people
are drunker than he is. Yes, And then this season
apparently he's pretty drunk all the time.
Speaker 1: Pretty drunk all the time, and like you know, talking
to his wife in ways that are like not cool
and triggered La La. And then she got in his
face and called him out. She clocked him. She's like, dude,
you are Danny darky, darko whatever they call him, like
you have a drinking problem. And I'm not judging. It
was good. Yeah, you should watch. Yeah, he got in
a lot of trouble. I think he canceled. He was
supposed to be on Watch What Happens Live, but he
canceled it because I don't think he can handle the heat. Yeah,
but then didn't he come on anyway? Just did he?
I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think he did because he came on and made
an apology.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, of course he's gonna make an apology. I
don't know. There's something going on with those two. They're
not They're I don't like that fakey, fake thing. You know,
I'd rather you just like I always say this, like
Gina Kimmel was such a bitch to everybody. She hated Adam.
Adam would call and me like can I talk to Jimmy,
and she'd go, she put the phone down, go Jimmy,
Adam's on the phone, and then walk away and Adam
would just be on the phone or you know, she
just was like like when I was pregnant, She's like,
I'll you know, I'll come to the hospital, you know,
when you have your babies, But I'm not going to
the park with you. Like I'm done with the park.
I raise my kids. I ain't going to the park
like like that. But when people are like trying to
put on this like presentation that they have such a
great marriage, like these two on the valley do, It's
like that means you're trying to cover something. You're overcompensating, right,
something's going on at home where you're not presenting the
way you really are. I think that he's got old
school values, like you're the wife, I'm the man, you know.
I feel like he talks down to her, and I
feel that she has We don't have to make it
a big thing about the value, but I feel that
she has that behavior is familiar to her, like maybe
she had an parent that was an alcoholic. Because of
the way she babies him and like, you know, I
got to take your shoes off, you're just tired. Like
I know she wants to be like a partnership and
stick up for him. It's a little more than that.
I feel like she's very codependent or something like she's
had to deal with maybe alcoholism in her family. That's
what I think.
Speaker 2: Didn't he was the one who wanted another kid.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, yeah, and she's like baby or did she.
Speaker 2: Want another kid. Well, she like, if you have another kid,
we have to move to the to the Santa Clarita.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he wanted She just was like, I
think he wanted another kid. And she was like, if
we're going to have another kid, I want to do
it now and get it out of the way, because
she wants to be done with these kids, you know,
five kids or four under four all over her boobs constantly.
She's always with some kids gotta suck on her boob,
you know whatever. I feel bad for her, but he's
a prick. He's a prick, and you know it sucks.
The worst part. Janet was right. I fucking hate Janet,
but Janet was right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's my review of The Valley.
Speaker 2: One of the things that pissed me off. A scene
that I saw was where Danny they had a babysitter
because they were all out somewhere. But then he was like, well,
we're gonna like Sexton night or whatever. She's like, no,
we're going back to the room. And he's like, why
we have a babysittering right? And I was like, because
when you're a new mom, when you have a baby,
you don't want to just leave your You're not like, oh,
well someone's watching.
Speaker 1: It, right, it's not a dog. That baby apparently can't
take a bottle at that time, so the only way
that baby was eating was from her breasts.
Speaker 2: So that makes it even worse, right, So he's like,
who cares there's a baby exactly. It's like, well I care. Yeah,
I want to go back to see my baby, get
my baby nourished. Yeah, yeah, that would be so aggravating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, why aren't you watching The
Valley because they all suck?
Speaker 2: I think because we're not covering it. So I was like, well,
then I don't have to, but yeah, I could go
back and watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the recent episodes are pretty interesting. Watched
the last two episodes where he got drunk and La
La called him out.
Speaker 2: I want to see that. Yeah, you know what I
watched that. I feel like you would like the only
problem is you can't play games on your phone. Yeah,
is I would just finished the whole season of Love
Is Blind Poland I need I did you know?
Speaker 1: I was going to say something like that, because if
you can't, you have to watch the Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I have to watch the subtitles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was it good?
Speaker 2: It's it's it was really good. I really enjoyed it.
I like these international ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Everyone says that Japan is the best one, but it
seems boring to me. Really needed to be a combination
of drama, right and and some people actually finding love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which just check it out.
Speaker 2: Ever, all of these couples end up divorced. I know,
you know, here's here's the best Love is Blind for you?
London O okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: UK UK?
Speaker 2: Yeah not London UK. Two seasons both great?
Speaker 1: Oh good? I I love Love is Blind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you understand what they're saying, right, you know,
you don't have to. It's like on your phone and
still listen. But it's still they're like better people. Yea
more interesting funny.
Speaker 1: Check it out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So another thing we watched, yes, I forced you to watch.
Should we talk about this one first? The Nightmare Upstairs?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People are tacolics are Hulu about it.
Speaker 1: There's people on our page. We're talking about it. Oh
they were. Yeah. What's it called the Nightmare Upstairs?
Speaker 2: The Nightmare Upstairs on Hulu? Yeah, it's two episodes, three
is it? I think it's three?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: I think it's two I don't think you got to
the third episode.
Speaker 1: Really, no, I saw the end where they went to
court and the dad talked at the end. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's two.
Speaker 2: Well whatever, it's three, Okay, it's three. But anyway, let's
not is this our last show ever? You know what?
Speaker 1: I'm seriously going to look it up.
Speaker 2: While we while we talk about it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was started watching it and then I was like, okay,
I think I might be having a problematic like yahing
about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because well these two kids, you know, because
I fell asleep a lot, so I could be wrong,
but you do the setup. Okay, while you're looking up
if it's three or two, what I'm telling you it's too.
Speaker 2: How many episodes? Is the Nightmare Upstairs?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, it's a two part series. Yeah, okay,
So I'm going to tell you what it says about it,
like just online. So there's these two kids, Tie and Brin,
right and their mom. Okay, I'll just read it's oh yeah,
it's true true story documentary. You're so, I can't believe I.
I think I was thinking of a different I'm trying
to save myself. I was arguing because Oh, think you
have a different one called the knightbry Downstairs line.
Speaker 1: Different one's when the parents lacked themselves in rooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So this is a two part series. It
draws on never before seen archives, police interviews, and court
records to chronicle the story of a Utah family pushed
to the brink in twenty twenty three during a custody
battle over two siblings facing a court order that would
send them to a controversial reunification program and the prospect
of being forced to live with their father, whom they
allege abused them. Brother and sister, Ty and Brinley barricade
themselves in their room and it starts a fifty four
day standoff that the siblings they were then aged twelve
and fifteen. They live streamed over TikTok and they created
a social media sensation, drawing national attention to the case. Okay,
so this woman marries this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they live in Utah, live in Utah.
Speaker 2: So they're Mormon?
Speaker 1: Why is it always a Mormons?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: All right? And she's just kidding, she.
Speaker 2: Starts. She alleges that he's very controlling. They don't show a.
Speaker 1: Lot of like, there's no like, there's no there hasn't.
There wasn't like video of them fighting, right, it was.
And then they don't talk to him very much. They
talked to his mom throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 2: So his mom is, if anybody's controlling, it's the mom. Yeah,
she's very grandmother mom. Yeah, so now she's the grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. They the mom does not want
the dad to have like custody. She doesn't want them
to see him like and he's it seemed like he
was trying to be a good dad and I like,
it's hard to recap the whole thing, but basically sort
of seemingly out of nowhere, the daughter says, he puts
cream on my.
Speaker 1: Butthole, right, I get hot butt, hot butt. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then she's like the mom is like, hey, are
you hot button hot budding kids, And he's like, what no.
Now it's a little weird because he's like, the only
cream I've ever put on my child ever is descotin right.
Speaker 1: And also he's remarried now to a new wife, so
the kids, so the kids go there and spend time
with him and his new wife, and the daughter starts
allegingly a legend alleging alegending whatever, alleging, alleging that she's
getting hot butt from the dad, and she's telling her
mom this too.
Speaker 2: So but then the story is like kind of a
weird story, you know what. Let's let's break for an
ad and then and then pick back up.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so yes, so the hot butt thing does seem weird, right,
and then she's sort of the girl says that he
like puts it, put his finger in her butt maybe,
but there's nothing else. And I'm not trying to say, well,
that's that's it, that's all he was doing. I'm saying
it was a wee it's a weird story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that.
Speaker 2: I there wasn't there a part of you that was like,
did he do are you remembering something he did when
you were like really young? I don't know, Or do
you just not like him because of your mom? Because okay,
it seems very clear that the mom hates his guts
now right and wants these kids to not want to
be determined. Yeah, so then they so then the kids
have to see a therapist. Now the sun starts seeing
this guy who's part of like a Biker's against Abused
Kids against Child Abuse, which is like, okay, that's an
interesting choice for your kids.
Speaker 1: Why would you get that therapist for your child? Right?
And he wasn't was he saying that he was getting
molested at that time too?
Speaker 2: The no, only through talking to the therapist, only through
talking to bikers against listen. I don't want people are
going to be like, you gotta believe kids, and I do.
So I'm torn on this, right, But it's interesting that,
like agree that this guy that the kid starts having
like real you know, what do you call it, like
suppressed memorories. It's like, I think I remember that he
was like molesting me in the shower. So then he
comes home and he's like, yeah, he was molesting me
in the shower. And then they ask. Of course they
talk to the dad and he's like what, No, that's crazy, Like, no,
I haven't and he just seems believable.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I know that parents that are accused of sexual
abuse listen. It happens all the time. It's terrible. This
could be triggering people that are listening right now. There's
just some things that are kind of fishy. So they
go to court and the judge says, first the judge
takes the kids away from the dad, but they don't
have enough evidence to take him to like try to
indict him, right, Yeah, So then he sues for parental
alienation and a judge agrees, and then this is the
part that's just kind of weird. Oh okay, So then
the kids have now they've really built up a case
against the dad, and they have a lot of accusations.
Speaker 1: And I believe that this has been going on for years.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I truly believe that this boy feels that
he experienced abuse. I don't think he's lying.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 2: Am I wondering.
Speaker 1: Though if this therapist I don't know, don't I know,
it's very hysterious, I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, anyway, the kids are supposed to go to
this reunification thing where they're going to have to spend
time with the dad, and they're like, oh, hell no,
he abused us. We're not doing it right. So they bored.
They put themselves in their room and they like put
stuff in front of the door and they you know,
and then the police try to get them out. But
then the police are like, you know what, we're not
going to We're kind of want to upset you that much. Now,
then did you get to the part where the mom
is like making really fucking crazy tiktoks.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the Then I was like, wait, what's going
on with this mom? It was very strange. Her tiktoks
were weird. So while these kids are streaming their barricade
and iss, they were in there for like what sixty
days or something.
Speaker 2: With fifty two days?
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty two days. So then the mom was doing
these tiktoks.
Speaker 2: It were like over rap songs and like she was
so fricking thirsty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wasn't she's selling stuff I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Yes, she started selling products. Yeah, I mean she was
trying to monetize a business. And she was like, oh
my god, buy my thing and link in the bio.
Speaker 1: Right, what was like monetizing on this what kids were doing. Yes,
because they got a lot of traction because they were
streaming online.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then and the sun was sticking up her
and he was like what, she's just trying to get
a business going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And the little girl was so sweet or brother.
It was really like you could see her rubbing his
back when they were talking to the cops, like she
was so sweet to him.
Speaker 2: She did a hot bud at one point yeah, I
am sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh it's all right. We don't have any sponsors. I
care about us anymore.
Speaker 2: What is Dove.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden come and cancel us.
Speaker 2: Remember when we had to be like super spontaneous about
gold Peak. We had to be like, oh my god.
So I was going shopping the other day and I
was like, oh, I'm kind of thirsty, and then I
saw gold Peak and I was like, oh my god,
I love golistees.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They made us make it like so fake.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was bad times.
Speaker 2: And you'd be like, oh, yeah, you know what, I
keep so much gold Peak in my back. I had
my refrigerator that I have a refrigerator outside.
Speaker 1: It's just always stopping love the gold Peek. Can't talk
about murder, can't talk about sex. Oh my god. My favorite.
Speaker 2: I know we've talked about this before, but my favorite
was when we were finally like we've got her. I
was like, we're revolting against this nightstand product. Oh hey,
hey guys, you need a place to charge. You could
charge all your devices from one thing.
Speaker 1: Dude. They sent us this is an ad for us.
They sent us some nightstand charging station thing, but you
had to put it together and it was so fricking crappy.
Speaker 2: It was made out of like unfinished like this wood.
It was like chopsticks trying to put together.
Speaker 1: It was like Lincoln logs, Like you had to like
link the chopsticks together and then you stick your charger
underneath the hole and then you I tried. I tried.
I took a hammer to the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like I'm I fucking threw that thing away.
Speaker 2: And then we had and we were like, we don't
want to do this, we don't even want to do
We're putting our foot down. We can't, we can't.
Speaker 1: We good. Tell producer Gary, we're not doing all this.
Speaker 2: And he was like, sorry, you have to. Could they
already they already paid.
Speaker 1: So then we were like, hey, check out this new
ad for you know, your night stand.
Speaker 2: Then we went on Facebook and we're like, don't buy
it's a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: That was the only really one product when we were
like fuck that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to think if there is anything else.
Speaker 1: Well there was Member of Friends, Oh, but Best Fiends like, oh,
I'm on level ninety eight. Yeah, Best Fiends app downloaded today.
Speaker 2: I tried to play that at one point, Yeah, I did,
but it was like it's not free.
Speaker 1: Everything is an in WROP like you can't.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't understand even how this works
and it is not fun.
Speaker 1: And we had to do that ad for like a year.
You kept going years. Yeah, yeah, like, oh, I'm on
level ninety two. What's your level?
Speaker 2: Kaylin would be like, okay, Lynette, you're on level fourteen.
Ye yeah, Kaylin, I keep track of my leftef. You're
a little you're one a hot read. You guys are competing.
Speaker 1: Right because we would never remember by week by week.
So Kaylen for kaylenic key track last week you said
you were at level seventy nine.
Speaker 2: The other one that I didn't like, which listen, I
didn't know people like it and who knows, maybe they'll
come back at some point. But Jenny Kine, I was like,
where who was paying four hundred and ninety five dollars
for a fucking boring.
Speaker 1: Boring boring and shit doesn't even it's not even flattering.
It's oversized cardigan sweaters that like Malibu moms buy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like a pillow that you put on your
bed that's like Mongolian whatever. Cash Yeah, yeah, but it's like, Okay,
this pillow that's super basic. Because I remember I ordered
the pillows and then immediately like gave them away. The
pillows are like five hundred dollars. I was like, our
listeners are not buying this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was bad too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they get mad and be like, we're
not getting enough sales on this. I'm like, well, tried
spending a try charging less than five hundred dollars for
sacking pillow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then we had Hello, tushy the toilet seat that's
sported like just attach it to your your toilet seat,
no plumbing needed. Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 2: That was That was one. Oh my god. Yeah. There
have been a couple over the years, so I'm like, yeah,
we have to think about it. But yeah, listen, I
I think I've refused an ad or two, but not many, no,
I know. I mean I think that Jenny Kane I
was like, we'll take it, but no one's gonna buy it,
you know, right. But then sometimes we have ones that
I'm like, oh my god, I genuinely like like laundry sauce, Yeah,
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this documentary was like I couldn't understand. I was like,
is she the bad one or is he innocent? I
was very.
Speaker 2: Much not on her side when I saw her TikTok, right,
she seems crazy.
Speaker 1: That's when I was like, oh, is this taking a turn.
Speaker 2: But on the other hand, I came away with it
feeling like the best is that the kids are away
from They didn't they what whether it happened or not.
They believed that he abused them and they shouldn't be
They shouldn't be forced to be with their dad right now?
Did she work really hard to But but then again
he okay, so he was remarried and then that woman
also divorced him and was like, I believe the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was weird too, but she didn't.
Speaker 2: Have any proof of it. She just also didn't like
him controlling, right.
Speaker 1: I think he was probably a prick and controlling, and
that's why these ex wives hated him, and maybe this
first wife kind of. I I don't think.
Speaker 2: He abused his kids, though, I'm just gonna say that
John watched it with me he was like, He's like,
the guy's not great at all, But I don't I
don't think he did that. I agree, And John was
really weirded out by the Bikers against child abuse guy
that was kind she picked him, Yeah, then she picked
another one and he got like really weirdly.
Speaker 1: Close to that guy, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
I mean it was a good document a documentary. Yeah,
I feel well, we were going to talk about the
Mackenzie Shrilla, yes, Sharilla, the killer stuff, and people loving
this documentary still talking about the crash on Netflix. My
boy Turtle Boy is now talking about it. Basically, you know,
parents are bad. The mom has gone on a podcast
that Turtle Boy was watching and breaking down when I
came in. I'm gonna finish listening to it. But she's,
you know, she's just very like she's innocent and we're
going to prove that she's innocent. And also she's was
very much like her lawyer didn't do enough to try
and keep her in juvenile court, and Turtleboy's she turned
she was seventeen when that accident happened. She turned eighteen
two days later after the accident. Of course she's going
to be tried in adult court, but her mom was
still like, they didn't do enough and we need better lawyers.
And now you get all these like phone calls that
are there would be an at that are out there
of her in jail talking to her mom. The parents
are just like the worst. They're just so I have
this article.
Speaker 2: It's about Kim Kardashian responds to Mackenzie Shirrilla after she
asked for The Reality Start to be her lawyer. There's
just a couple of funny things in this, okay, so
it says, as previously reported, Sharrilla, oh this is making noise.
I'll turn it down was sentenced to fifteen years to
life in prison after her Toyota Camray slammed into a
brick wall at more than one hundred miles per hour,
killing her boyfriend, twenty year old dom Dominic Russo and
nineteen year old Davion Flanaget. Okay, so blah blah blah Okay.
Srilla was seventeen at the time, and she's sort of okay,
we already know all. This hold on the case has
continued to divide opinion, with some people convinced the crash
was intentional, while others believe it was a tragic accident.
The thing is, though she was convicted of it being
on purpose, so it doesn't really matter, right, like what
people think?
Speaker 1: Those are just our dumb friends.
Speaker 2: I think after finding out she could spend the rest
of her life behind bars, Shririlla reportedly hoped that Kardashian
might be able to help her case. The reality star
turned criminal justice reform advocate has helped several people who
are wrongfully convicted have their sentences lessened by using her
profile as well as her recent training in law.
Speaker 1: But she did not pass the by I think she
failed like three times. Kind of put it on the
back burner.
Speaker 2: According to reports, The Ohio inmate was heard discussing the
prospect in a phone call from jail, telling the person
on the other end of the believed to be her mother,
it was to please inform Kardashian that she quote buys
all her skims and only wear a skim.
Speaker 1: You heard that? You heard that part? Yes?
Speaker 2: I laughed out loud when I read that. Shriilla, who's
currently serving time at the Ohio Reformatory for Women, was
jailed by Judge Nancy Russo in twenty twenty three. So
she was sentenced to two concurrent sentences of fifteen years
to life. So she only has fifteen years, which you
can probably get out much earlier.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she.
Speaker 2: Says, there's not a moment that doesn't pass where I
don't think about Russo and Flanagan. There's not a moment
that doesn't pass. Should say there's not a moment that passes.
That's a double negative. Keenzie Shriilla said in the call
per People Magazine quote, well, maybe Kim Kardashian's scene, to
which the person on the other end of the call responded, yeah,
maybe Kim will now that it's like all over. I
was like, I mean, that's the only thing that might
be good about the whole media thing. Maybe Kim will
see it. Shirrilla then said, I don't know. You have
to figure out because I'm real nervous and I want
Kim Kardashian to be my lawyer. So you know, the
parents are like, oh my god, our baby wants Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1: Let's get her Kim.
Speaker 2: The other person then replied, we're going to have her
get you out, to which Shirrilla said, tell her, I
buy all her skims I only wear skims. However, it
seems that Sharilla may be disappointed, as sources close to
The Star seem to rule out the possibility of the
Star getting involved in the case. They told TMZ. Kim
advocates for criminal justice reform by supporting individuals she believes
were wrongfully convicted, as well as people within the prison
system who have demonstrated rehabilitation and deserve a fair second chance.
This case does not fall within her focus. In another
of her jail calls, Rolla was heard calling herself the
third victim, unbelievable of the crash.
Speaker 1: Yeah and bo yeah, no, she she's guilty. She's guilty.
She was on that road like a couple of days
before the accident, like scoping it out. She's fucking like,
she is so ratchet and so awful, and it's I mean,
she's now being exposed for who she is. She's not
getting out, I don't think in order to get out.
She's got fifteen to life. She can appeal, but it's
tough those appeals. You have to really show that you're
changed and that you would you come clean basically, and
she's not doing that because her parents are egging her
on her parents like, we're going to get you out.
This is ridiculous. This was a mistake. By the way,
there's this horrible video online of the cops telling Dominic's
mom that he's deceased. It's the most gut righting thing.
I wish I didn't really see it. It was so sad.
I mean, she was screaming on the floor like bang
now my son, like she and one of the things
right out of her mouth was something she said something
like she did it. I knew she was going to
do it. She said that, wow, because she knew, like
two weeks earlier, she was driving erratically and her son
was like help, right, so come on, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's threatening to kill them. Yeah, yeah, I know,
really awful. Yeah, I feel like there was some another Oh,
were you going to tell me about Natalia's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, told me that she has a job working for
her dad. I guess, like, what's she going to do?
I don't know. She said she's going to have a
meeting with him. We'll see, but yeah, she's like, it'd
be great if I had a job there for the
summer doing something like I don't know, maybe with the
documentaries or maybe social media. I don't know, I don't know,
cutting clips something like that.
Speaker 2: She can't go back to Kimmel now.
Speaker 1: That she tried, they're not hiring. They had a hiring freeze.
Oh yeah, yeah, that sucks. I know she wanted. That's
what she really wanted. So it was that or the
place that she was hostessing at. She was going to
do that. But then she's like, with my dad, I
can like take time off when I want to.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, I don't know. Interesting, Yeah, so I'll
keep you updated. Yeah about that. So yeah, so I
was saying, my kids are graduating, yeah, and this is
this is just kind of a little complaint. I almost
was going to say this on Patreon, but you'll understand. Yeah,
you know it like I'm kind of glad that everything's
wrapping up because.
Speaker 1: Now I know I used to complain a lot early on.
Speaker 2: About how much stuff I do for the school, but
I was just realizing that and I got kind of
used to it. You know, doing our the end of
the year music show. I'm in charge of that, kind
of have that down to a science, not like a
huge deal. But the thing that bugs me is I'm
not loving the way the school is being run like
maybe the past year. It's not. And it's not the people.
It's not the parents that are in charge of stuff.
It's like the some of the administration. They don't they
don't really care about the right things. Yeah, they're really
worried about the wrong thing. They're really really focused on
attendance so much to the detriment of just.
Speaker 1: I can't explain it. Of the programs at the school.
Speaker 2: And the importance of some of these programs, they just
don't really care. So we were going to have this
end of the year showcase for one of the things
that my kids involved in, and nobody was going to come.
None of the parents really seemed to care. Four of
the parents of the kids canceled for their kids the
day of, and Xander was going to be in it,
and he was like really looking forward to it, And
then the teacher was messaging me and she was just like,
I don't know, but like I'm getting no support from
the school and the parents don't really seem to care.
Speaker 1: So they scrapped it.
Speaker 2: They scrapped it the day of the afternoon of which whatever.
So I was trying to get the parents to chip
in money for an end of the year gift for
this teacher who, let's just say, goes so above and
beyond for these kids.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Now, I know that most people think I hate teachers,
you know, but there's but I actually love so many
teachers at my kids' school.
Speaker 1: There's always that one teacher you remember at the end
of the year. Yeah, it goes above and beyond. Yeah,
and you want to do someone.
Speaker 2: I have several of them this year, several teachers that
have been so instrumental in my kids' lives. By far,
these teachers do so much more than I mean, not
just than some other teachers. But there are certain teachers
that run certain programs and they don't get compensated well
at all, and they work so many extra hours. They
make themselves available to the kids, They travel with the
kids for things, and I know for a fact what
they get compensated for that, and it is not what
you would think.
Speaker 1: It's not much.
Speaker 2: They're doing it because they whatever love kids. And guess what,
we keep losing teachers for that reason because it's not appreciated.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I tried to get like parents to chip in,
and there are the certain parents, a couple of parents
who are like the first ones every time you do it,
they're like, let me venmo you. And then there's others
they're just like don't care. They don't even write back
and say like, hey, I can't contribute, but thanks for
doing it. Just nothing. And then I had this one
who responded to everyone like I'm going to give you
one hundred dollars. I'm sending it with my kid or whatever.
She didn't want to venmo me, but she wanted everyone
to know that she was bringing in a lot of money.
And I wrote back and I was like, that's fantastic, great,
And then I was being super transparent, like every time
someone I sent an accounting of what I took in.
Then I took a picture of the cash and the
card that I had made. So then it got but
then it got canceled. I had sent like a warning, Hey,
the thing is tonight if you want if you want
to contribute, you have to venmo me, like now that
I can go to the bank and get the cash
and then put it in the card. So this lady
was like, I'm sending the money with my kid. So
then I wrote to everybody. I was like, hey, so
it got canceled, So I'm going to send Xander with
the card with our cashion it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was very petty and I wrote just
the names of the people who contributed, ah, because I
was like, fuck it. If you can't even take the
time to write me back and say thank you for
doing it, you don't get she doesn't this teacher doesn't
get to think that like you had anything to do
with it, right. I put the parents that contributed, not
the amount, but I just put the parents that contributed.
And then then this lady starts emailing me. She's like,
excuse me, like my daughter, like whatever, she had the
money yesterday, but what was she supposed to do with it?
And then she goes and then today this was like
the next day, she goes today she didn't even bring
it with her, So what's the plan? What are we doing?
And I was like, well, maybe you didn't see my
previous like three e about it, right, I said, well,
and that was really nice about it, but I was annoyed. Yeah,
but I was like, hey, uh, I'm so sorry. Maybe
you didn't see any of my previous emails, but I
clearly said I was putting the cash in a card
and giving it to the teacher. Right, so it's up
to you. Yeah, you're on your own.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I think it's so nice that you're doing this. I go,
I would suggest like make getting a separate card and get.
Speaker 1: Me ski you do it? Yeah, what the fuck? Like
this is the thing, like why am I in charge?
Speaker 2: And then I have another one and it's again same
thing for the for the music teacher. I understand. Listen,
the economy sucks right now. Yeah, people are struggling. I
get it, but just like, yeah, get back to you
or see like five dollars or ten dollars. This guy
works so hard. He does so many shows, he works
so many hours of overtime for nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, that's nice that you're doing that for them.
Speaker 2: I know it's optional and you don't have to, I know,
but it's nice that you're recognizing these teachers.
Speaker 1: That's great, that's sweet. You know, they made an impact
on your kids's lives.
Speaker 2: Right, But it is always twenty percent of the parents
do eighty percent of the work, right, and the rest
of them are just like my name is Paula Tom y'all,
I don't care, right, and I'm kind of glad for
it to be done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you know more, no more angry
emails to any teachers anymore, at least for now. I know.
Speaker 2: It's it's gonna be interesting.
Speaker 1: It's a big transition testing interesting per se, interesting per se.
It's gonna be weird that I don't have like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not like over involved in my children's lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it'll be a different it'll be different whole
new ball game. After that, it will be the good
stuff it is. It's always good.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I haven't obviously, I well, I've only
written a few strongly worded emails to Elbe's UCLA professors. Right,
can you imagine? Yeah, this teacher that has like this
professor that has four hundred students.
Speaker 1: I'm like, my name is Stephanie. I'm the parent of
Elbie Tailor. You need to know.
Speaker 2: She's been working really hard, but she's very tired and
cannot finish this project.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: No, Like, I feel like my relationship with Elbe College
alb is just it's just different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, we survive the toddler years. We do better
with older kids, and the older they get, the better
they get. Yes for us, Yeah, and that's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now I can parent Walls doom scrolling on my
phone right and like only have to pay half attention
because I'm not making sure she doesn't like, you know,
kill herself on the kitchen.
Speaker 1: On supervised making a bagel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Well who's making a bagel? I was making
all the bagels.
Speaker 1: Now I'm making wreckfast for an Italia every morning. Can
you make me the tomato and eggs? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was on the phone with my friend Cecily, not
Cecily podcast partner, my other friend Cecily and her daughter
comes in. Her daughter's Elbie's age twenty one, comes into
the room and she's like, Mom, when are you going
to make dinner?
Speaker 1: I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I go she's home. She just got home for the summer.
Is that going to be your summer mom?
Speaker 1: I want dinner. I'm hungry now, and.
Speaker 2: Yes, Cecily goes, well, no, she oftentimes helps. She was like,
it's just that I promised I was going to make
something special. That's such as now she's hungry.
Speaker 1: I have the same exact thing with Italian. Most of
the time she makes her own stuff, but she loves
my tomato and eggs for breakfast.
Speaker 2: Is that this it's Wendy.
Speaker 1: It's like a yeah. It's like you just chop up
rama tomatoes and then you put a lot of salt
and olive oil and butter and let them simmer, and
then you crack the egg over the tomatoes and you
kind of cover it a little bit gets cooked, but
you want the eggs runny. It's the trick.
Speaker 2: And then now we got it's like a soft boiled egg.
Speaker 1: It's kind of soft boil or a soft sunny side up.
He eats sunny side up. It doesn't really get crispy
around the edges, but it's like cooked, but it's the
yolk is still yoky.
Speaker 2: Can Okay? So it's not scrambled. No, No, it's not scrambled.
Speaker 1: No. And you get the tomatoes and the juice from
the olive and the butter underneath, and then you have
it with Glenn's fresh sour dough bread that his daughter
sent me, and it's chef's kiss. Oh yeah. So she
wakes up craving that everyone, like, are we gonna do
this every more? I'm out of tomatoes. I gotta go
to the grocery store.
Speaker 2: So roma tomatoes? Yeah, how many would you say?
Speaker 1: I put it?
Speaker 2: In a little bit old. Do you make several eggs
at once or do you do one? No?
Speaker 1: I start with the tomatoes. I cut up like two
or three and cubes. Salt them really good, because the salt.
Speaker 2: In little pieces or like bigger chunks, like mediums, like
the size of a uh lego.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, so good. Yeah, it just doesn't
really matter. Just like you chop them up, you salt
them really good. Put the butter and the olive oil
in the pan. You let them simmer for a while.
When you see that the juice is like clear, and
it's time to crack the egg over on top of
the tomatoes. And then you let it cook for a while,
and then you can cover it for a little bit
so it gets more cooked the white. And then that's
it and you serve it and you dip your toast
in it.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds really good.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 2: I might need to make that for my kids.
Speaker 1: You'll love it, it's yeah.
Speaker 2: Can I make it for dinner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good, good feast. I've made it for
her for lunches. Yeah, she loves it. She's waiting for
me to bring home tomatoes. Oh really, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. I go to Trader Joe's so much.
I know, me too, but the prices, man, I can't
I go to Trader Joe's. I never spend less than
one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that crazy? Yeah? I go to Rause too.
I go to there across the street from each other.
Yeah for long, I know, I know.
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