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Speaker 2: Okay, we've been talking about this for a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks now. John Mulaney's talk show that's live on Netflix
Speaker 2: on Wednesday nights. Its season finale is next Wednesday, and
Speaker 2: he declared that he would fight three fourteen year old
Speaker 2: boys a few weeks ago. So he's been doing a
Speaker 2: rollout at the end of each episode for the last
Speaker 2: couple of weeks, showing you the boy. There was a
Speaker 2: boy named Ben, the one that was from last week.
Speaker 2: It's like a two hundred and thirty pound kid. So
Speaker 2: they're played into it a little more in this week's episode.
Speaker 2: In this week's episode was simply is uber good. It
Speaker 2: was a lot of that, just discussing that. But the
Speaker 2: fight stuff was interesting. They actually made a mini documentary
Speaker 2: called Before the Brawl, and I want you all to
Speaker 2: hear some of this.
Speaker 3: A fourteen year old is like, they have so much
Speaker 3: to lose the stakes of embarrassment for them, I think their.
Speaker 4: Lives could be extinguished in a second.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I been embarrassed enough on a
Speaker 3: large scale. I'm not that embarrassed by anything like this.
Speaker 1: Anymore.
Speaker 4: The more they discuss various tactics, the more it becomes
Speaker 4: clear John is going to die.
Speaker 2: You have to remember that these boys are much stronger
Speaker 2: than we think they are. Okay, is that the dude?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Liam uh?
Speaker 5: The guy that does the hard knocks?
Speaker 2: Sounds like but leave stream.
Speaker 3: No, that's not it, but that does sound good, and.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what they're going for though. Yeah, yeah, stuff.
Speaker 2: I think this really happened. So his Riders production staff
Speaker 2: got together, and I do think because the footage is
Speaker 2: too good, they ambush John when he's walking into the office.
Speaker 4: As little does John know his train is about to
Speaker 4: begin production higher three stunt women dressed convincingly as modern
Speaker 4: teenage boys to ambush Mullaney on his way to the studio.
Speaker 3: That was so genuinely surprised.
Speaker 2: He looks scared too, and they are all about they're
Speaker 2: grown women, but they're about up to his belly button.
Speaker 2: They're dressed up like teenage boys. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: He ends up just going to the ground, but he's
Speaker 2: kind of controlling the fight, you know, and then he's
Speaker 2: got I think he probably realized what they'd done to him.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. There's a portion of the show where
Speaker 2: he's taking calls and the calls are like your experiences
Speaker 2: with Uber? Is Uber good? And then the callers couldn't
Speaker 2: handle it. They started talking about the fight. It's all
Speaker 2: anyone's talking about.
Speaker 3: Other caller Cosette in Salt Lake City, Cosette, You're on
Speaker 3: Everybody's Live. What are your thoughts on Uber?
Speaker 5: On Uber?
Speaker 4: You getting your ass beat?
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh, Zet, you don't have an Uber question? You want?
Speaker 3: You think I'm gonna get my ass beat?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sadly, I mean do you remember the last guy?
Speaker 4: He was like you under forty pounds?
Speaker 3: Do you have any actual advice or you just think
Speaker 3: I'll get beat up? I don't know, like the whole
Speaker 3: idea you got, but I'm done with you. Okay, what
Speaker 3: do you what?
Speaker 5: The kid said?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, I mean it was a woman.
Speaker 3: Oh what she say?
Speaker 2: She said? I don't really know she's that. I don't
Speaker 2: really know what she's that. She said, you have any
Speaker 2: advice for me? Or she said I she ran out
Speaker 2: of steam. It's like a caller, you know. And then
Speaker 2: another one, Liz in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Uber?
Speaker 2: I think Uber is gross, especially after you get your
Speaker 2: needed arthroscopic surgery for your time.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about my hip surgery.
Speaker 2: Hip surgery not too long ago too, just bringing that
Speaker 2: up because we're not talking about it.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: And then if they we reveal the third challenger for
Speaker 2: next week's fight night, here we go.
Speaker 4: I'm atherish. I'm fourteen five six and one hundred and
Speaker 4: nine pounds.
Speaker 5: I've never really been in a real fight, but I
Speaker 5: did take Taekwon do for like two weeks when I
Speaker 5: was five, so I'm pretty confident.
Speaker 4: I could beat him.
Speaker 1: John Mullaney.
Speaker 4: I wonder by John Mullaney to prove my haters wrong.
Speaker 1: Everybody's always saying to me others you can never beat
Speaker 1: up John Mullaney.
Speaker 4: See the bill all see John.
Speaker 5: I'm coming for you.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 4: I greet you.
Speaker 3: Wait, respect, young man. I greet you and your two
Speaker 3: brethren will be on this stage next week, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna absolutely beat the That's damn.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 5: I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Awesome, I thought, here's what I think happened.
Speaker 2: I'll be quick here. I think he's gonna take him
Speaker 2: to the ground and try to control it from the ground.
Speaker 5: Three teenage boys, Yes, you take one down, and the
Speaker 5: other one starting stomping on your head exactly.
Speaker 3: It's so insane.
Speaker 2: He think, if you can control them all though, why
Speaker 2: would they do that? But the thing is the once
Speaker 2: two hundred and twenty pounds, yeah, but the one hundred and
Speaker 2: five pound kid he can you know he'll be done.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, throw him out of the ring.
Speaker 5: Hook that kid up with my new charity, Carbs for Kids.
Speaker 5: It's fantastic. All right, There you have it. That is
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