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<v Speaker 1>Juicy News, Hot God, every come, stay on the top

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<v Speaker 1>in the boots shove.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've been talking about this for a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks now. John Mulaney's talk show that's live on Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>on Wednesday nights. Its season finale is next Wednesday, and

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<v Speaker 2>he declared that he would fight three fourteen year old

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<v Speaker 2>boys a few weeks ago. So he's been doing a

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<v Speaker 2>rollout at the end of each episode for the last

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<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks, showing you the boy. There was a

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<v Speaker 2>boy named Ben, the one that was from last week.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a two hundred and thirty pound kid. So

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<v Speaker 2>they're played into it a little more in this week's episode.

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<v Speaker 2>In this week's episode was simply is uber good. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a lot of that, just discussing that. But the

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<v Speaker 2>fight stuff was interesting. They actually made a mini documentary

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<v Speaker 2>called Before the Brawl, and I want you all to

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<v Speaker 2>hear some of this.

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<v Speaker 3>A fourteen year old is like, they have so much

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<v Speaker 3>to lose the stakes of embarrassment for them, I think their.

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<v Speaker 4>Lives could be extinguished in a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like I been embarrassed enough on a

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<v Speaker 3>large scale. I'm not that embarrassed by anything like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>The more they discuss various tactics, the more it becomes

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<v Speaker 4>clear John is going to die.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to remember that these boys are much stronger

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<v Speaker 2>than we think they are. Okay, is that the dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Liam uh?

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<v Speaker 5>The guy that does the hard knocks?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like but leave stream.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's not it, but that does sound good, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of what they're going for though. Yeah, yeah, stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this really happened. So his Riders production staff

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<v Speaker 2>got together, and I do think because the footage is

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<v Speaker 2>too good, they ambush John when he's walking into the office.

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<v Speaker 4>As little does John know his train is about to

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<v Speaker 4>begin production higher three stunt women dressed convincingly as modern

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<v Speaker 4>teenage boys to ambush Mullaney on his way to the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>That was so genuinely surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks scared too, and they are all about they're

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<v Speaker 2>grown women, but they're about up to his belly button.

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<v Speaker 2>They're dressed up like teenage boys. It was so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>He ends up just going to the ground, but he's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of controlling the fight, you know, and then he's

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<v Speaker 2>got I think he probably realized what they'd done to him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. There's a portion of the show where

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<v Speaker 2>he's taking calls and the calls are like your experiences

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<v Speaker 2>with Uber? Is Uber good? And then the callers couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>handle it. They started talking about the fight. It's all

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<v Speaker 2>anyone's talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Other caller Cosette in Salt Lake City, Cosette, You're on

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's Live. What are your thoughts on Uber?

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<v Speaker 5>On Uber?

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<v Speaker 4>You getting your ass beat?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Oh, Zet, you don't have an Uber question? You want?

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<v Speaker 3>You think I'm gonna get my ass beat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Sadly, I mean do you remember the last guy?

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<v Speaker 4>He was like you under forty pounds?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have any actual advice or you just think

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<v Speaker 3>I'll get beat up? I don't know, like the whole

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<v Speaker 3>idea you got, but I'm done with you. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 3>do you what?

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<v Speaker 5>The kid said?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean it was a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what she say?

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<v Speaker 2>She said? I don't really know she's that. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really know what she's that. She said, you have any

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<v Speaker 2>advice for me? Or she said I she ran out

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<v Speaker 2>of steam. It's like a caller, you know. And then

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<v Speaker 2>another one, Liz in Austin, Texas.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think about Uber?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Uber is gross, especially after you get your

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<v Speaker 2>needed arthroscopic surgery for your time.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not talking about my hip surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>Hip surgery not too long ago too, just bringing that

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<v Speaker 2>up because we're not talking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>And then if they we reveal the third challenger for

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<v Speaker 2>next week's fight night, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm atherish. I'm fourteen five six and one hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>nine pounds.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never really been in a real fight, but I

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<v Speaker 5>did take Taekwon do for like two weeks when I

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<v Speaker 5>was five, so I'm pretty confident.

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<v Speaker 4>I could beat him.

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<v Speaker 1>John Mullaney.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder by John Mullaney to prove my haters wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's always saying to me others you can never beat

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<v Speaker 1>up John Mullaney.

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<v Speaker 4>See the bill all see John.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm coming for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>I greet you.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, respect, young man. I greet you and your two

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<v Speaker 3>brethren will be on this stage next week, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna absolutely beat the That's damn.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome, I thought, here's what I think happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be quick here. I think he's gonna take him

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<v Speaker 2>to the ground and try to control it from the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>Three teenage boys, Yes, you take one down, and the

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<v Speaker 5>other one starting stomping on your head exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so insane.

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<v Speaker 2>He think, if you can control them all though, why

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<v Speaker 2>would they do that? But the thing is the once

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and twenty pounds, yeah, but the one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>five pound kid he can you know he'll be done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, throw him out of the ring.

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<v Speaker 5>Hook that kid up with my new charity, Carbs for Kids.

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<v Speaker 5>It's fantastic. All right, There you have it. That is

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