Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember the name of that stupid ass
German rap band. It was so dumb, but we had
to learn these stupid lyrics because she thought this would
be like a fun way to like, Oh, the young
people will like do this ship is garbage? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: And this is like white German rap from the nineties.
Oh man, it's so cringe. Is this them? I gotta
whoa dude, I gotta find these guys. What is their name?
I'm gonna warn you though, this horrible song will get
in your head. D di da that's it. And by
the way, you couldn't even did a song now because
this is that the Fantastic four Fantastician Villa the Fantastician via. Yeah,
this is it, dude. Oh no, they came back in
twenty twenty two. Oh no, dude, this is so cringe. Right,
but they were big in Germany, I guess, so they came.
They came and did their like German NPR version of
Studio Sessions. Right twenty years later, now that the young
German hip hop boys are grown up, let's see what
their rap styles are like. Now that they're basically gen
x Vergin on boomer right Fandastician Defandastian via di da.
But you can't do this song anymore because this song
isn't PC. You know why because the song is about
them going out trying to pick up chicks at the club,
and the different dudes in the rap group are like, oh,
I got this one, this one, you want this one,
this one, this one or this one right or adda
orders or right which one you want? Dog? But then
it turns out, if I remember, one of the girls
is playing the dudes because she's dating the other dudes
in the rap group on the down low, and then
they find out and they got played. Oh shit, son,
what this is it? Yep? Imagine having this lot. This
is so stupid, right, this is so like German rappers
is so stupid.
Speaker 3: Dude on.
Speaker 4: The end of us.
Speaker 1: And anyway, I can't play it. We all know you
can't play it because of the dame h copyright. I'm
trying to find the original video though, because the original
video is actually super cringe. Dude. Oh way is this it?
This is it? Yeah? Here it is. We should have
a whole day where we just make fun of foreign
rap videos. Those are they're their own, like just shitty
American version, or they're like shitty foreign versions of the
crap in America that's already like ten years out of style.
So whenever this was happening, like girls, you know, like
Robert Palmer, girls, come on, dude, are you serious? And
then okay, so he sees this chick like her car
broke down, right, and then you got four white German
rappers who are like, oh, yeah, we got to help
this chick fix her car up. And since we're German
rap boys, we know how to work on a car clearly, right, Oh.
Speaker 5: Let's clar.
Speaker 1: Beat the shooting. And then uh so I guess they
help her and then they give her a ride or
what's going on? Oh another chick? Damn them German hugos
are breaking down left and right. Dude, German people need
to stop buying you gos. Look at this, all of
them breaking down. Then the Fantastic Four are going to
help her out too, like, hey, baby, what's up. You
know I'm a white German rapper. I can fix that.
You go right up. Put a little bit of a
little bit of wrap juice in the tank, Pour a
little bit of pour a little bit of jungle juice
in there. Get that thing revved up. Y'all know what
jungle juice is? Right? Is he being racist? No, dude,
I'm talking about jungle juice. You don't even know what
it is. Was nobody else in the nineties, y'all know
what jungle juice is, dude. Jungle juice was the nastiest
drink of all time, and and it was Taco Bell.
So Taco Bell had their own native juice. See, it
didn't even come up anymore. And I think it was
either Taco Bell or Wendy's, right, I think it's Yeah,
this is there right here. Look at this jungle juice.
So when you go to Taco Bell or Wendy's in
the nineties and you didn't want to drink soda fountain drink,
your only other option was for freaking jungle juice, which
is probably worse recipe from America Online in the nineteen nineties.
So there's weirdos on Reddit still trying to make this trash. Dude,
look at this, still trying to make jungle juice. Yeahday
look nineties. Oh, this is like homemade jungle juice. Now
I'm talking about what you get at.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was that Taco Bell. You know
how I know this story? You know how I remember
that it's at Taco Bell because it's either Taco Bell
or when who remembers is the Taco Bell or Wendy's.
It's the worst, dude. It just says like pure sugar.
That's all it is. It's awful. Uh No, I'm not
talking about the alcohol version. No, no, no, So there was
an actual product, and you can see some of these pictures.
Are it ain't crump juice? Like this is it right
here at Jungle Juice? See that is a real thing,
And uh, we're getting obscured, dude, because a lot of
people don't remember this. Yeah, this is right here. This
is that? Yeah, because I remember that had that koala
bear on there right, whatever the hell it is? Dang
uh that ain't a koala. But what's that stupid ass
animal from that's got a dang vagina pouch that that
has put it in when it's trying to steal stuff?
What's that animal called a wallaby?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: What's it called kangaroo? Dude? Ding goes Dingo's got a
giant vagina patch for stealing shit? You know that? Just
push it in the vaginant right, the mint and the
males have it too. Boomer reference, dude, it's not boomer.
Boomers are from the sixties and seventies. Dummy. By the way,
have you heard me tell you that I'm the father
of all boomer jokes? Do you don't even know that?
Allow me to once again remind you who the father
of boomer jokes is? Is me right here? And by
the way, that might be the next there might be
a little bit of something going on the next Sam
Hyde episode related to boomers. I'm just saying, all right,
let's let's ask Grock about this, because nobody remembers.
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hey there, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 1: The nineties? The nineties? Dude, I'm in a SaaS mood
today too. By the way, Rock freezing up Rock.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not Grock. I'm a different AI assistant.
Speaker 1: And I don't care about your name. Same shit. All right, Look,
I'm talking about the nineties today. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm ready? The nineties?
Speaker 1: Huh? What about it?
Speaker 6: You want to talk a grunge?
Speaker 1: No jungle juice.
Speaker 7: One second? All right, jungle juice from the nineties, yes, cool.
So it's that chaotic mix of whatever booze and juice
you can scrounge up.
Speaker 1: No, usually fun. No, not the alcohol drink. The sweet,
nasty fake juice that have five percent juice that I'm
like one hundred percent positive was at Taco Bell or Wendy's.
Is Taco Bell? I know it is because I remember
pukan on the window as a joke with a full
Taco Bell. That's all I know. I'm not joking.
Speaker 6: One second. Oh got it.
Speaker 7: You're talking about that super sweet, fake tasting juice from
Taco Bell. Sounds like you're thinking of something like their
old fruit punch from the nineties.
Speaker 1: No jungle juice, all right.
Speaker 7: Zeroing in on Taco Bell's jungle juice from the nineties. Yes,
it was this neon colored sugary fruit punch they served up.
Speaker 6: Yes, probably sweet nailed it.
Speaker 7: That jungle juice was a wild, syrupy bl asked from
Taco Bell's past.
Speaker 6: You can still taste the sugar overload.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, am I correct? Did Taco Bell have that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You're spot on. Taco Bell did.
Speaker 7: Have jungle juice in the nineties, a bright, sweet fruit
punch that was more sugar than anything else.
Speaker 1: Correct, exactly, yeah, I know what I'm talking about. Now.
How did I know that this was the case, Because
my buddy and I were mega pranksters in the nineties,
and you know what we did. We thought it would
be funny when we were on a drama team tournament.
We were at a different city, right, So we traveled.
It was either probably Nashville or Memphis. Right, So we
were at either Nashville or Memphis, and we were pranksters,
and I had this idea that it would be funny
to fill my mouth with We both did this, by
the way, the potato sell That's what it was. So
I filled my mouth with the potato salad, which I
hate potato salad. I can't tell you much that never.
I can't stand that shit. And then I filled the
rest of my mouth up with jungle juice. Right, And
so taco bell was full, and we dared each other
to do this. I walked up to the window and
I knocked on the window, and everybody in the in
the Taco bell looked out, and I went and I
puked up. Potato was fake pute, right, I mean it
was just in my mouth. I didn't really eat. It
wasn't a real puke, but I acted like I was
puking because we thought, we thought maybe we could trigger
like a you know, like a Goony's type of situation,
you know, like like his story about puking in the
you know anyway, drama turner, what do you mean? What
y'all don't know? What? So in high school it's called
speech tournament, right, that's the drama team. Yeah, so we Yeah,
I did that exactly. I would, dude, if you dare
me to do stuff in high school, I would do it.
So we dared each other to do that, and a
lot of times we used the drama team tournaments as
covers for our prank operations. So I would do a
lot of prank operations under the guise of drama team
in other schools, and sometimes I got trouble for those too.
By the way, does nobody know nobody knows what drama
team is? What did y'all have? You only have speech team?
Drama team. By the way, that doesn't just mean you're
doing quote drama. It means like you're doing duo interp,
duo improv. Nobody knows what this is? Does this not
exist anymore? Do y'all have theater? We don't have theater anywhere.
Speaker 8: What is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was drama is misleading because I was never
doing dramatic intert right, this is the nerd terminology for
this stuff. You had duo interp, duo improv. We always
did due improv, by the way. I won multiple awards
for due improv. By the way. We came in either
we would always come in first or second. We were
masters of improv in high school. Okay, So y'all had
drama team. Yeah, for whatever reason, I don't know why
it was called speech team because almost nobody did speech, right,
They had an option at the tournaments that you could
do speech, but nobody did that. Everybody did duo interp,
duo comedy, and duo improv. But we were the best
at improv because nobody else could do that. Nobody could
think on the fly. Everyone else sucked at it, so
they needed to have you know, Neil Simon's shit memorize
or whatever. Those are always not funny anyway. It's like,
that's why improv was the only thing that was funny,
because you could do like, legit it. No, it was
not as spas dude, I'm the same as me. I'm
the same me as I am now. But we thought
it was funny to not just do the improv stuff,
but to run pranks and you know, prank black ops
on other schools, rival schools. That's what we did. We
thought that was funny. Sometimes I got in trouble for
it too. I got kicked off the speech team two
years of high school, two out of the four. Justin Henley,
five bucks. You ain't leaving church until I got forty thousand.
I'm still locked up in here because y'all ain't give
me forty thousand yet. Dave Mustardine, we already read that. Yep,
it's all right. Ten dollars, Jay, get out of this church, Jay.
And oh that was Paul Washer Joseph five dollars. Could
Noam Chomsky's universal grammar theory be an actessation to tag? Yeah,
I've actually argued that the universal structures of language would
have to be in some way a kind of transfant argument.
But if you don't know, there's actually a philosopher who's
not Christian, Carl Auto Apple, who actually has argued that
transcental arguments are part of language structures. So that's actually
not even theists. Uh, Carl Alto Apple has a whole
argument on this anyway, How do we get on a
Jungle Juice? I mean, we're way off track here, fantastic
four German rappers. I'm trying to work my way back
to where were we even?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: What are we? Where are we do? We're lost? We're
lost in the ethersphere of my stream of consciousness, madness.
We went from Lonnie Frisbee to Jungle Juice? What the heck?
And we still got fifteen hundred people over here? What's up?
Welcome everybody, hit like and share. Thank you so much,
you'all being super generous today. Appreciate it all right, But look, hey,
going afar field is part of the fun. It's what
we do over here. That's how we roll. All of
my high school improv skill sets are still being utilized today.
Who would have dreamt that that handsome young man winning
all of those duo improv sets with my buddy Ben,
that we would be here yapping on the internet for
y'all today, twenty years later, whatever plus years later, and
people give you money to yap at a screen. Imagine
trying to explain this to somebody in the nineties, Be like, Jay,
what are you going to do in the Fugu. You've
asked me when I'm in high school day, what are
you going to do in the future. I want to
be an actor and I'm going to be like a
stand up or whatever. Be like, no, that's not what
you're going to do. Well what am I going to do?
You're going to talk at a computer screen and people
will send you super chats. What the hell are you
talking about? What does that even mean? It sounds like
it's some weird dystopian, strange nightmare. But it's not a
dystopia from me. It's like everybody else in that has
told me. But I'm living it up. Have fun. Joseph No.
Rd two fifty jay. I was visiting Orthodox Church and
there was one that had Catholic Protestant elements in it. Well,
that doesn't sound like Orthodox Church. Oh, it's the first
time I heard about the Western Right. What are your
thoughts on it? Are they valid?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: We're not huge fans of the Western Right, just because
so many people import Latin theological errors into it and
it becomes a hot bed for people to push that stuff.
But there's nothing wrong with the rituals or the rights themselves.
The awful is fifty dollars. Ya have a Catecuban and
I'm gonna be received into the church on Lazarus Saturday.
Your work has been very helpful for me. Thank you, well,
thank you the awfulist man. I appreciate that. That's really
kind of you. You guys are being super generous today.
I didn't think it would be this much of a
I don't know. We're just having fun, all right. We
got to get back to these crazy megachurch pastors. I'm
lost in stream of conscience. Harry Sipouas three dollars. God
bless you, Jay. I think you we're exposing all these
theoretical actions and the people who do them. They're doing
much harm by misleading people. Thank you. I think so too.
Joseph two dollars. Set of a concism finds his home
the Slavic mind. Well, I mean, yeah, she's on the
right track if she's an entertaining set of a contism.
She does message me saying you need to debate the
Diamond Brothers again. By her own definition and everyone else's definition,
they're not even a church. They don't have an episcopate
meet mentos. Mary three dollars. Catholic charismatic groups called encounter
ministry teach that prophecy is a muscle that you have
to build by getting things wrong first. Yeah, that's kind
of the opposite of what the Bible lays down as
the criteria for a prophet right, which is that you
get your predictions right, not that you train yourself for
being wrong. About five dollars. I adsend a non denominational
church for a bit. Our pastor said to do centering prayer,
and it was pushed by a Catholic monk, Thomas Keating. Yeah,
that's all a bunch of his in bull crap. Dude.
Turns out it's from Buddhist exactly, and that was also
from Merton. I think Keating was like a Merton student
or something. That's when I looked into orthodoxy and I
heard about Montanism. Yeah, especially crap. Athanasio seven ninety nine.
This is my broom closet exit fee. I guess we'll
let you off for eight bucks. Bone Man, fifty bucks
free the chair, free the chair chera Peter or the
chair up Chaiah Saint Usher right here, k five bucks,
Thank you. Boomer Slayer twenty Canadian Obscene Profit break with
cringe core. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that old confessor supreme Bro.
Look up the cussing pastor on YouTube. Oh, I've seen that.
That's an old school clip. That's from a long time ago.
That's old school stuff. Son Austin Ground ten bucks. I'm
locked up, Jay, won't let me out. All you gotta
do is give a thousand dollars each. If a thousand
of y'all give a thousand dollars, we're set, bro, straight
white male, five bucks. I grew up in a black megachurch.
What how your name gonna be straight white male if
you grew up in a black megachurch. I realized they
were all grifters when I was age twelve. I don't
know how this fool's adults. It is weird. I don't
get it. I guess it just relies on a lot
of just ignorance, you know what I mean, Just a
lot of just people being ignorant and appealing to emotions.
That's it. Like all this evangelical gibber yabber nonsense is
just all emotive. That was the next thing in my
list here is all this stuff is emo emotion fuels
based k five bucks. Do you think the difference in
Latin and Greek made ten fifty four inevitable. I don't
know if the language is what made the East West
is them inevitable? I think there was already, you know,
it was already moving that direction in the time of Photius,
Saint Photius. Thank you, Andrew, and you and God's grace
led me Orthodoxy. That's great to hear me. I appreciate that.
Or a woman. You could be a man or a woman.
I'm so sorry for presuming to identify you zero cool
fifty dollars. I straight up a nineteen nineties reference right there.
Does anybody know zero cool? I do? That is from Hackers.
That's the I forget that he's a British actor. Forget
isn't he plays combs with Lucy Liu more recently? But
Hackers as a awesome, terrible specimen of nineties hacker movies.
Genesis Keeglar is that doing keegels? Five bucks? That business
church video that you made years ago was the impetus
for me to step into an Orthodox church. I was
baptized ten months later. Thank you. Yeah. This is kind
of this is kind of in that vein, like I'm
more of an update of that. I've actually forgot about
that one. I think that got a lot of views too,
like some of these from these old school talks have
gotten a lot of views. Let's see what that one's at.
That's pretty good, sixty one k. Another one of these
from a long time ago has like one hundred k too,
So I appreciate that. Glad to hear that. Yeah, we're
gonna get into Calbery Chapel. Lonnie Frisbee didn't even like
a real name, id Bro fifty bucks Jay, I sent
you a funny thirty second clip on Twitter an African
pastor rapping about gives me that. Oh, now, I remember
how we got to German rappers because it was a
German nova sort of priest rapping. It was so stupid.
Gives me the car, gives me to wife. All right,
well we got to see this. Let's see you sent
me there? Where'd you send me this? I can't trust
y'all because I never know who's sending me what they
might be sending me just infinite penis pictures, and I
can't play that on the Internet. I refuse to play
y'all's infinite penis game. I don't trust y'all. I'm looking
at my message request. I don't see where you sent
it at. This sounds funny, dude, where is it send
it to me? Let's see job's witnesses. Now that ain't it?
Oh my god, it's these Protestant this Protestant stuff. It's
just so. It's rough day dealing with these Protestant arguments.
I don't understand how the chat goes from seventeen hundred
to eleven to seventeen hundred to eleven. How is it
that that the audience is almost two thousand and then
suddenly it's eleven hundred and then it's two thousand, like
or is it really like eight hundred people leaving in
like two seconds? This is just it's always been that
way too. By the way, it's weird.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: I don't see your thing. I want to play it
though it sounds funny. Oh wait, connected connected nodes, Well
it doesn't show up, man, So I don't know where
you're connected. This sounds funny, So I'm gonna I'm gonna
give you a shot here. Let's see if we can
find it. There's no account named connected nodes, man, Come on.
Speaker 10: Dude, h.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's connected nodes looking for a preacher clips. Oh,
here we go. Gives me that, let's say, gives me
a that gives me that give give give gives me
a that I like it. By the way, I think
we're still going forward with our cringe Core concert where
I opened for riff Raff. Yes, you heard me correctly.
Sounds like that's gonna happen. The event organizer manager has
now again, I he saying. He's saying that he's already
got riff Raff signed onto it. That's what he's saying.
And then the other acts, the opening acts, some of
whom I am not familiar with. So can y'all believe
that we're in this timeline? Can you believe that here
we go? That sounds funny. I hope you're not sending
me copyright.
Speaker 11: Music because that's the most annoying thing.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's awesome. Gives me that, gives me that,
gives me that die by fire. Anybody that don't want
me to get me that.
Speaker 12: In my Jordans, In my Jordans Jans, Now we went
down to nine hundred.
Speaker 1: What the heck? Now we're back to twelve hundred. What
the heck? Gives me? That gives me, that gives me
a car, gives me a wife, die by fire. If
you don't want me to get that stuff, give me, dude.
I'm gonna do this as a when I open up
for Riff Raff, I'm gonna do this as a cover.
I'm covering this song. This is awesome. This is my
new favorite song. I want me this my ring tone.
I remember ring tones. We'll bring back ring tones. It's
gonna be this.
Speaker 13: Get me, give me energy, give me.
Speaker 14: Give me a piece, or like dire by Fire, dire
by fire, Die by Fire, exactly ship.
Speaker 1: I'm about I'm about to convert to Mega church. Now.
That's about the best apologetic I've ever heard for megachurch.
I'm about to believe in some mega church after that, dude,
that was hype. Thank you so much. I d bro
for that. Dude. That fifty dollars super chat I should
be paying you fifty dollars for that fire beat Bro.
When it comes to super chests, I'm like, give me.
Speaker 9: That, give me, give me, give me that, give me,
give me enemy enemy.
Speaker 1: This is legit gonna be my new intro song. This
is awesome. This is awesome. Dude. Wow, I mean, I
know that technically we shouldn't be fans of demons, but like,
I gotta give some credit to the demon that wrote
that song. That song fire dude, straight white male five dollars. Hey, Yo,
were you a drama kid? I was on the speech team, dude,
That's what I said. Man, that is that a thing?
I don't even know if that exists anymore. We gotta
get in. We gotta get into these crazy pastors, dude,
like pastress pastress Paulo White, sister Pastress Paula White. Drama
team does that sill exist? Y'all? What do y'all have now?
Cold quest, cold cuts? Two dollars? We called it comedy
sports Comedy sports drama team is called comedy sports haities
on dead ten dollars. In the future, you'll be online,
you will be singing Crunch Coors songs. You will answer
the same questions over and over and people will give
you money and you show your feet.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: If people had told me that that was what the
future was gonna be, I wouldn't understand it and I
wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 15: And yet here we are, here, we are here, we
are in Quentin, Quentin Tarantino. Okay, I'm shutting your butt down. Okay.
So basically it's like quin Tarantino me.
Speaker 1: Now, I was a Tarantino fan in the nineties, and
so if you'd have said you would be doing impersonations
on the internet, I might could have understood that. But
the rest of it, what are you talking about, dude?
What's a super chat? They'd be like, you're going to
be a rapper opening up for riff raff and I'd
be like, who's that? What does that mean? What are
you telling me? What does that mean? Crazy Old Michael
twenty five dollars a day. With all these converts to
Orthodoxy post koof who continue to be fat and never
slimming down, who are the converts that are fat? It's
as if the volume of them prevents proper catechisis interesting theory.
If we got a lot of fatties in the Orthodox Church,
maybe people need to be fast and better. I don't know.
Bombshell Media five dollars. Speaking of Protestant grifters, pull up
the Paul Washer video. It's a certified hood classic. We
need a twenty four hour stream of Paul Washer impression. Ugh,
I don't know if I have the energy to do
a Paul Washer impression. Man, even doing the impression kind
of like SAPs my mood and energy just even thinking
about it. Straight, Why male two dollars? This dude, this
MF is spitting fire exactly. Jonathan towery five dollars. Do
you think that the queen of having a Jeremia seven
eighteen is modern day Mary? No, and I don't think
Jeremia is seven eighteen has anything to do with Mary.
Every pagan religion has a female goddess, yes, but Mary
is not a goddess. She is a creator being. Ian
Scott five dollars. You should look up Apostle Moses most
Sisa Masisa. The guy is crazy, needs to get his
money back from his barber. Apostle most Sesa is this
on YouTube? Y'all have some good recommendations, so I'm actually
enjoying the recommendations today. We haven't even gotten to our
big names. Wow, that doesn't come up, dude, Apostle most Ssa,
Luke Belviso memberships two months. My three year old is
singing Quasi Moto all day, you know, but a lot
of people tell me that their kids are always singing
my song. Maybe I have a future in like kids songs,
you know what I mean, like like Chris Pratt on
Parks and rec or whatever. Uh maybe you mean on Twitter?
Apostle most Sisa on Twitter. By the way, I gotta
put this in my Bookmark's got a bookmark? This classic
right here, Apostle most Sisa. Did you spell it wrong?
Is it supposed to be Mosia? Maybe he spelled it
wrong or something? What the hell? Okay, well nothing comes up,
so I don't know what you're try to give me
a look at anyway. All right, so let's get into
a role. Never this is we already had too much fun.
I mean I could just sit here and make fun
of shit.
Speaker 5: All day long.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about megachurches in America. Mega church stuff
seems to be pretty closely connected to, as other people
have pointed out, the rise of Norman Vincent Peel positive thinking,
which then influences Robert Schuler as well as the first
generation of the megachurch people. If y'all don't know, now,
Robert Schuler is the weird looking dude with the He
looks like an MPDF with those fake glasses. Right, this
guy and he had the power hour I remember when
I was a kid, the Power Hour would be on
TV all the time. Right this right here, the Hour
of Power with Robert Schuler. Let's see, let's take a
look at this. I grew up in New Jersey. In
my mind, the Power Hour kind of melds with lifestyles
of the which and famous. You know what I mean,
because it's like that with the same era of the
eighties coming on right.
Speaker 16: From the Christy Cathedral in Garden Grove, California.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Our.
Speaker 17: Power with Robert Schuller presenting the face and voice of
positive Christianity to the world now beginning our thirtieth year.
Speaker 1: So this ran from the eighties right all the way
into the nineties. I don't know, maybe even in the
two thousands. I don't know when it quit. But you
heard him say, right the face of positive Christianity. So
this was some sort of weird, crafted, rebranded thing in
the He said that this was already going on for
what thirty years? Let's see, when did Robert Schueler get started?
And I want to say that it might have even
had like some kind of a Presbyterian background or something.
I don't I don't know how or what he originally was,
but started in nineteen seventy with Hour of Power. But
the reason I bring him up is that you heard
him say, uh, positive Christianity. In other words, he immediately
integrates Norman Vincent Peale's positive thinking into his weird made
up proto prosperity gospel. So it's not yet called prosperity gospel.
But note who's he bff with Billy Graham. Well, if
you'll combed down the ultimle give you a hot pizza,
Well it's a stove oil. And if you'll say those
sonos player, I'll give you a hot slossal pizza on
a dot Coke hill, We've got dot Coke down. Hell
that this commons say those sonos prayer would get to
say moved and gets an hot slots of puzzel. Yes,
I was right. He was reformed, which is weird because
he went from being reformed to teach it. This totally
made up a bunch of nonsense. Right, Wow, he went.
So he went to Calvinist Western Theological Seminary Reformed Church
and then moved to Garden Grove and decides, man, there
ain't no money in Calvinism, dude, we got to come
up with something a little more positive and flashy, a
little more sassy. Oh and then what happened? Well, what
do you know? Why he's up there with the neocons.
He's going to pray with the neocons, going to be
a spiritual advisor to the president, like Billy Griham. Have
you noticed that the spiritual advisors to the presidents? Why
they just happened to be the most ridiculous, compromised goofball idiots.
Have you noticed that? And we're gonna talk about Paula
White in a minute, but I mean this is already
sus not just because meeting a president, but like Reagan
Bush Senior, Bush Junior, I mean, come on, dude, how
stupid do you have to believe? By the way, in
this stuff? Like how dumb are you if you believe
this stuff? Now, for those that don't know, Norman Vincent
Peel was this grifter man who came up with this.
He was a high level freemason and he's kind of
the father of like when you hear today's manifestation stuff,
this is what he's kind of. He's the father of this.
Right you think it and it comes, name it, claim it,
blabbit grab it right, Kenneth Copeland. That's Norman vincip Peale,
and Norman Vincippeale is the father of all of this
positive thinking stuff. Hence Robert Schuller calls it the positive Christianity.
But Norman Vincent Peale was also a high level if
Our colleges, a thirty third thirty second degree Freemason. So
this is all just Masonic gibber driver. Right. He was
a member, according to the Masons themselves, a member of
Lodge something where was it at? Oh, he was also
in the so called Reformed church at least fake asked
stupid Calvinist churches. And then he well, that said what
lodgie was in Lodge one six two in Brooklyn, New York,
thirty third degree Scottish Rite. So I remember I read
that like thirty years ago. So this is a Masonic idea, right,
all this manifestation gibber jabber nonsense. And they all get
their prosperity gospel from him. Okay, so this is generation one.
And then you've got Schueler, and you've got oh crap,
what's the guy that thank, I just went blank. Who's
the charismatic megachurch guy who starts his own seminary hanging.
I just went blank famous. But what's interesting is that
they almost always have kind of these immediate scandals too.
It's not very far into any megachurch person before there's
an immediate usually a sex scandal. But oh, it's on
the tip of my tongue, earl, Earl something or Oral Roberts,
excuse me, I just want to know where it's gonna
Oral Roberts is another early phase of this, right, and
he makes enough money that he creates his own like
seminary university. Right. Charismatic Christian megachurch early phase Oral Roberts. Okay.
Oral Roberts was one of the first charismatic Christian evangelists
who also propagated the prosperity gospel. Okay, so you get
the influence of Norman Vincent Peale prosperity teaching, and you've
got the seed of faith stuff. So where does that
come from? Oral Roberts is the first to come up
with a stupid ass idea that you give a seed
of faith money and then it's returned to you spiritually
times ten. Right, So they take out of context the
parables and the gospels about you know, the seed growing
into whatever, and they use that as a scam to
scam people. But he comes out of the Pentecostal holiness movement. Okay,
so you're starting to see overlap between reformed people who
leave Calvinism and create prosperity gospel. Norman is a Bilt
himself being reformed, Robert Schuller being formally reformed. Now you've
got Pentecostal people overlapping with the same prosper already Norman
Vincent Peel influenced stuff tied to now the charismatic stuff, right,
and oral Roberts University becomes a pretty prominent I mean
it's a pretty large thing, you know, I mean multi
multi million dollar, like giant complex type stuff. Right, We're
talking like, you know, righteous Gemstones level stuff here. There's
also uh, weirdo women that start doing it too. We
can't forget Katherine Coolman and Amy Simple McPherson. These lunatics
and the women are interesting because they influence people like
Benny hen So, Amy Simple McPherson and Katherine Coohlman.
Speaker 15: Who act like looms you see.
Speaker 1: And they act like just possessed weirdos. Right, They influenced
the next generation like Benny Hann uh. In fact, Benny
Hann cites, I think Catherine Coolmant is his influence.
Speaker 8: I can only give you my own personal experience. No
one can give to anyone else anymore than they've experienced themselves.
Always remember that. And just in a very simple way,
I'll give you my own personal experience regarding the Holy.
Speaker 18: Spirit, my first, my very first association with the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2: Met me.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So this is all like theatrics and stage
presence and just I don't know what you'd even call this, Like,
I don't even know if it's neuro linguistic programming. It's
just like I don't even like weird just being a
damn eccentric, you know what I mean, being a weirdo.
And this is where we get this idea of the
importance of this ecstatic experience that's way more important than
anything to do with sacraments, baptism, Lord's Supper, liturgical worship. Right,
So these people really start pushing the priority of the
emotional experience, and that could be something ecstatic. It could
be you, you know, just weeping and praying. It could
be anything to when we get to in the nineties,
there was the Brownsville Revival that spread to airports. I
could you not, and all these weird manifestations of people
barking and yapping and rolling on the floor and giggling.
I'm not kidding. It's all kind of loosely in the
same spheres and connect right. I remember watching tapes because
evangelical goofballs, I kid you not, they would they would
make tapes of the Brownsville Revival on VHS and they
would pass these around. Watch this. Let's say, I think
we've found these before in the past. Let's see if
we can find some of this stuff. And I'm trying
to remember the name of this. There's some pastor with
like a big boomer mustache. This guy here, this is, yeah,
the Brownsville Revival guy.
Speaker 10: Let's see if this this is what happens.
Speaker 1: So a lot of this is propelled by the supposed
revival phenomenon happening. And I don't think that this is
any real manifestation of a real phenomenon. I mean, it
could be people being freaking possessed, right, But I think
that people get through crowd psychology hyped up and they
get involved in immersed in it, and they get their
emotions make you know, get the best of them in
these situations, especially when there's a giant crowd. But in
the nineties, people were passing around in the Bible Belt
at least I don't know about outside of the Bible Belt,
but I remember being at like church things and like, oh,
you got to hey, brother, check out somebody some boomer
handed me, like check out this VHS to the browns
Will Revival that's going on. And I remember taking the
VHS home and watching this. This is like nineteen ninety eight,
and I'm like, whoa, dude, this is? This is I
remember thinking like this is when I was like seventeen, right,
so I'm like seventeen eighteen, I'm like, whoa is this?
This is the movement in the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2: Dude, his song you run the Lord for mercy.
Speaker 3: He will not turn me down to night, you run
to the Lord.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who this guy was, this boomer dude,
but Steve Hill, that's him. So Steve Hill was having
these revival experiences. Supposedly right now, this spread and all
these people started having these Brownsville Revival experiences. And in
the nineties before the internet was everywhere, right, like, this
was big enough that people would travel to go see
this anointing and to see this experience. Right, So these
actually became like pilgrimage like things for like idiot evangelicals
in the nineties. Right. I never went to one of these,
but I thought about doing it. I remember I actually
thought about driving to one of these one time. I
was like, Oh, that'd be I'd be interesting to just
drive down there and be like. Now, the reason this
one was different from the others is that this is
when there started being holy laughter, people acting like dogs
and barking. I'm not kidding. So the Browser Revival was
like and if I recall, it's a spin off of
the Vineyard Movement and the Vineyard Revivals. And I think
that's right because although I think the Brownsville Revival was
Assemblies of God, they caught the fire of the Vineyard
Movement charismatic stuff. And I used to go in the
nineties to a Christian coffee shop in Nashville that was
connected to the Vineyard Movement and they would have this
stuff going on. So I think that's pretty much correct, right.
And it spread to airports. Why airports have no idea,
I don't know what the but apparently airports have like
these megachurch chapels in them, and for some reason, the
Browns will revival. Vineyard revival spread to the airports. Where's
charity at now? I want to see some rolling in,
some barking. This is just boomers and white people acting
goofy and praising and worshiping. Let's say if we can
find some of the barking, Thank you, thank you? What
I tell you a VHS. So here we are three.
So this is nineteen ninety nine. This is four years
after the other VHS. Dude, I'm telling you in the
nineties boomers were passing around These stupid ass Browns will revival.
Speaker 4: Bh Ode will raise up a standard. We're egal tosabound
so much more disgrace abound. Lord, even as we hear
the reports.
Speaker 17: That have come out of Colorado, My God, we're gonna ask.
Speaker 4: That you would do a work of intervention. Might we
ask o, God amidst the despair and the confusion, Lord God,
amidst the darkness that exists, that you would intervene by
the power of your spirit.
Speaker 1: I guess if you have some improv skills, you might
could be a pretty good Pentecostal charismatic preacher. Maybe I
could have been good at this. Look at this dude
over here. You got Jaden Smith over here crying Jason,
So my dad's Will Smith. Look at these nineties bros
right here. Here we go. Now it's getting real.
Speaker 4: Come on, young people, lift your voices to the Lord.
Come on, young people. Love your hover tonight?
Speaker 1: Yes, No, your hover tonight is Jaden Smith on their crime.
Speaker 19: Your hover tonight, Jesus.
Speaker 1: I mean it's all just such like performative, just emotionalism,
that's all it is. I want to see some Brownsville
dog barking and holy laughter, That's what I'm after here.
I don't want to see just so much of wheat.
Then I remember they were talking about when this was happening.
They were like, this brown Ful Revival is going to
sweep America, and America is going to repent.
Speaker 4: Ask God to take us to that.
Speaker 1: Next lever was, oh, here we go.
Speaker 20: Here we go, Boomers, geary, annoying, and fall down on
our faces.
Speaker 1: Sash, you want to know what it's like living in
the Bible Belt in the nineties, Here you go. This
is what it was like. Jordan Flores is another one
hundred dollars. Dang Son dang Son. He says the pastor
debunks orthodoxy in this video. If you're ready to have
your faith rattled, watch this for the first two minutes.
It's riveting, all right. I'm gona have to pull it
up on the back channels of stream labs because I
can't pull it up. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
do it there. I gotta do it over here. So
let's gonna freeze up the computer. Probably. Let's see if
we can make get work anyway. That's enough of the
Brownsville Revival. Let's see if we got uh, let's see
if we can find some holy laughter or some dog barking.
That's the best part. That's what I want.
Speaker 10: Oh, holy laughter.
Speaker 1: Here we go. It's all women too. It must have
been a really funny joke because it's all there's no
dudes in there. Dude, a bunch of cackling hens gum
laughing revival. Okay, here we go. Here's the more of
this nineties shit right here, Kenneth Hagen laughing revoval. What's this?
Here we go? Hey everyone, le Annoyington, can you get
that Anton Frank.
Speaker 3: For thirty six bucks?
Speaker 21: We are.
Speaker 4: Well go?
Speaker 5: How I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to actually get into this. I kind of
like the laughing Revival. I'm about to I might have
to join one of these churches now, all right, so
I'm trying to scroll back to your super chat. Here
we go. Let's see Jordan says, we got a look
at this. He's going to debunk us. So he's sending
so much money. I gotta do it.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: We're making our way gradually up through these goofballs. All
right now, my computer's gonna freeze up. Damn it, y'all
got the anointing? I mean, if this doesn't convince you that,
like all of this is complete bullshit, like nothing would
convince you, dude, like you might as well just give up, dude,
just go I don't know, man, go enter the military
or something like your life is over. Dude, if you
can't see through this list. Maybe I'm catching that spirit,
like I feel like because I'm starting to crack up,
maybe I'm getting this evil spirit, you know what I mean?
Could you imagine believing this? Like I'm just like, what
are these boomers and these people thinking? Because this looks
like got about a nineties thing, right, the whole line
of them Boomers went down. I feel like I've gotten
Kenneth Hagen's annoying thing by watching this. This is not whole.
This is just laughter. Okay, So before you try to
clip this and expose me like I'm not getting anointed,
I'm just laughing.
Speaker 22: Uh oh uh oh oh wait a minute.
Speaker 1: So a dude is trying to evangelize Orthodox people as
an idiot.
Speaker 3: When you smile and way at them, they back off
because Greek Orthodoxy these United States has.
Speaker 1: Four First of all, for look at this dude's mega boobies.
If you've got if you've got boobies bigger than or
equal to like, I don't know, uh, I mean they're
basically the same size as a Pamela Lee Anderson boobies,
but just flat. Nobody should listen to you.
Speaker 23: Oh coom uh.
Speaker 3: We are here at the center of Greek Orthodoxy in
these United States, tarp And Springs, Florida, for the Great
Greek Eastern Ceremony.
Speaker 1: Look at this dork, dude, what that does he He
looks like he thinks he's trying to be a wrestler, right,
Like he's got the chops of like Hulk Hogunner. Like
what the heck is going on Florida Man of God Baptist.
And by the way, I where did he say Turpin Springs, Florida?
I mean, how is that the center of Orthodoxy in America?
I never heard of that King James Bible preacher. I
OHT know. Yikes, I like it though.
Speaker 23: This guy's funny at the Greek Orthodox temple right yonder
So as your beautiful Bible Verse signs.
Speaker 1: Hey, because I'm beautiful. Bible Verse signs are like printed
out at a local print shop. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: You know that the reprobate, ex sun and medalist trend.
He's gonna blame us for right now.
Speaker 1: Dude, if you have boobs, you're immediately discounted. Don't even
waste I'm not even like, don't even be on my
screen if you're If you you look like bitch tits
from Freaking You look worse than bitch tits from what
you mna call it meatloaf bitch tits. I'm going blak.
He's on the Tavis dog dit Oh, dudes like bitch
tits from fight Club, but worse. Dude had engorged milkers.
If you're a man with engorged milkers, okay, showing up
in Taylor Marshall's dreams. Get off of my screen. You're
immediately not listening. I'm not listening. Immediately discounted. Opinion discarded.
Speaker 13: Oh God, hell Jah, Hea, Hellelujah, Hello Loujah.
Speaker 1: Black dude, like you said that black dude's face? What
is this black dude?
Speaker 5: Helljah?
Speaker 1: Hell This is way more entertaining than that fat Baptist dude.
This is great. What are y'all talking about? Keep playing
the other dude? This is even better. Imagine how ridiculous
to be The Apostles were rolling around laughing like this.
I mean no, Actually, the Pentecostal think that inacts too,
when it says that when Peter says, do you suppose
that these men are drunk? No, they think that because
they said, are these men drunk? But they're acting like this.
I'm not kidd who's your favorite of these? You got
Kenneth Hagen, Rodney Howard Brown, Uh, you got Kenneth Copeland.
Jesse to plant this, he's probably the most entertaining, if
you if you want, if you're looking for the most entertaining,
it's it's Jesse to plantus. By far, He's he's the funniest.
I mean, he might as well just be a comedian.
Uh Ian. Scott Apostle most Sisa is on Instagram. Oh
my gosh, let's try that. Apostle most Sisa on Instagram.
And there's just too many clowns in this evangelical clown world. Dude,
it's just too much. I can't even keep up with it.
Apost soul a most Caesa Apostle Amosa is that there?
Oh oh, it looks like we're in. We're in for
some We're in for trouble, for some trouble right here.
Speaker 19: My problem is I on my buddy the mock, I
pray from on a few God on my day, we
fight for you because we stund for you.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of these uh oh man, a lot
of Nigerian preacher con men, y'all know that, right. I
like this, I like, I'm liking this dude. He's got
a nice little flow and he's got an AstroTurf.
Speaker 21: Uh like.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it. I mean, he's about
as good as Kenneth Hagen. That was Eminem, dude, You
see that. That was nineties M and M with that
stupid blonde hair.
Speaker 5: Look like.
Speaker 1: Down goes m There went slim Shady right there got anointed,
the anointing and slim shady. Dude, this is about This
is some of the funniest ship I've seen in a
long time. Dude, this is funny that one black girl
didn't want to go down, said hell, no, I'm doing this.
Oh don't ask me. That black dude was like, damn,
so zoomed in on that black dude just staring. This
is some of the fun I gotta save this. This
is some classic ship right here. This is funny, dude.
Why is it zooming in on him?
Speaker 5: What the heck?
Speaker 1: There goes Bob Vila or not Bob Villa. Who's he?
He looks like a ship. I don't know who that is. Slobanolosavich,
Sloblovitch next to Bob Vila?
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: What about you idiots?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man? Oh? What does this con man with all his
diamond minds?
Speaker 2: What is he?
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. He's a super con man. What does
he have to say about it? We gotta he's going
to give us some God ordained wisdom. What's his name?
I forgot about him. He's another one of these, a
church phony Maloney's He's like he's another one of the
tied into like the CIA neocon establishment. What's his name?
The CBN guy just went black on him. I remember
reading his books back in the day world.
Speaker 6: It involves people during church services.
Speaker 18: Laughing, breaking out and laughter shaking, and then also weeping
in repentance and then kind of collapsing to the floor.
Speaker 24: It's a phenomenon making headlines both inside and outside the church.
It's cross denomination lines and national boundaries.
Speaker 1: From Alaska Pat Robertson, I just went blank. By the way,
do you remember I was gonna say something of Pat Robertson.
I just forgot it.
Speaker 4: Argentina.
Speaker 24: It encompasses a spectrum of the church, from Pentecostals to
the Church of England. Some call it a laughing renewal,
others call it strange. It is unusual, but in the
long history of the church such things have been reported before.
Speaker 1: This is not uncommon. Oh, I remember I was gonna say,
did you know that the same thing happened to the
Reformed when Jonathan Edwards was preaching? And Jonathan Edwards preached
you know his famous sinners in the Hands of Angry God,
all that stuff, right, So the Calvinists, who were you know,
super like frozen chosen no emotions and worship or whatever. Right,
the Calvinists, they started having this manifestation happened, did you
know that? And this was called I think the Old
Light New Light. Okay, this was a controversy in the
Presbyterians back in the day. And they started having these
manifestations and there was a split, and some of them
went charismatic. Do you know that charismatic Calvinist kid, you
know it. But that didn't last very long because eventually
that evolved into the New England Unitarian stuff, and so
Princeton University, I think maybe even Yale, some of those
old school Eastern Seaboard establishment universities come out of the
Old Light New Light schism over charismatic manifestations. I think
that's right. I maybe mixing up the great what's the
name of the Great first grade Awakening? Is that what
it's called. So America interestingly has had these experiences for
a long time. Yeah, this is it. So you see
these George Whitfield and some of these other it wasn't
just yeah, Jonathan Edwards and George Whitfield. So you have
a Calvinist and a Methodist preaching, and people started having
these experiences of gibbering and nonsense and flopping around and
acting like an idiot, right, and this led to Old
Light New Light. Yes, I haven't thought about this in
a long time. I'm remembering because I haven't thought about
this a long time. Let's see old Light New Light.
During the Great Awakening, this expanded throughout the colonies. After
Jonathan Edwards was preaching blah blah blah, the New Light
congregations were converted by George Whitfield to become New Light
Baptists blah blah blah. Yeah, old Lights were the Covenanter
Presbyterians and the New Lights believed I think and the
charismatic stuff. But this eventually led to the They eventually
became Unitarian. Did you know that. That's what's interesting. It's
like these the charismatic Calvinist crap evolved into Princeton Unitarianism,
and the founding of Princeton University is out of this nonsense.
People don't know this both and this is why Unitarianism
and Unitarian universalism is bound up with the origins of
these universities. By the way, these are also classic Eastern
seaboard CIA schools too. Duh, if you didn't know that.
Let's see, I want to look a little bit of
the history. Princeton University founded in a log cabin in
seventeen twenty six. There you go. The founding of the
university originated from a split in the Presbyterians following the
Great Awakening, told you, and then they become at some
point Unitarian. The only reason I know all this is
because i used to be a Calvinist, so I'm familiar
with some of these controversies in the history of Calvinism.
But anyway, that's born. Who cares about that shit. But
the point is that there have been multiple manifestations, okay,
of a lot of this stuff in America. That's not
unique to the last twenty or thirty years. Right, And look,
this is even still going on.
Speaker 5: What is this.
Speaker 1: New York So to see they still do the same
scam of this all. There's a revival breaking out because.
Speaker 24: All over the earth and God is raising up a
new people fell over and use their money to shape
the course of world history.
Speaker 1: Look, a bunch of fatties. Prosperity is not about toys
and trinkets. Shut up. Look at this, we pushed over
some fatties at church. So that's the Holy Spirit's breaking
down a revival.
Speaker 15: Look at this ten years.
Speaker 1: Whoa dude like another mega church that meets at a hotel?
Well's wrong with all these people? Nobody know anything about anything?
Like you have to know nothing to believe this or
to fall for this stuff, Like you have to have
zero knowledge of anything, basic history, basic church history, basic
anything like who would fall for this? It's so weird.
I mean I fell for it when I was like eighteen,
I didn't know any that was an idiot evangelical. But
with the Internet, look at this chick. What the heck?
Whoa dude? With the Internet and the availability of knowledge?
How why would anybody fall for this? This dude has
two million subscribers. I can't get a I can't get
two hundred thousand, and this dude has two million. Look
at that idiot. Look at that guy. That's a that's
a soft smooth skinned man. If I've ever seen it,
you know what that means. When you see a man
with super smooth skin, you know he uh tastes he
got a taste of the rainbow. Okay, when you anybody
with that smooth, soft of a skin like that. That's
not a normal dude. That's a that he likes. He's
a taste of a rainbow. You know, that's right. All right,
Let's go back to key players in this rise of
the Mega Church. Okay, Lonnie Frisbee key player. Now, Lonnie
Frisbee is interesting because we've covered him in the past
in regard to CIA connections, and there is a CIA
connection to the founding of the Calvary Chapel. And some
of these characters also come out of being involved in
black ops in Vietnam. That's covered in Dave McGowan's book
Weird Scenes in Other Cane. And we've covered many times
the connections of some of these players to black ops
CI operations. And we're going to talk a little bit
about Lonnie Frisbee here. This doesn't mention that stuff. I
don't think my nose is running. It's not y'all been
seeing me. I didn't snort any cocaine, No coca. It's
because of the thing allergy's going crazy.
Speaker 2: Smith was contemplating leaving them minuty when walked into his life,
and so one evening about.
Speaker 1: Look that's uh, that's him up there. With Catherine Cooleman. Okay,
so here's these charismatic idiots and scam artists. They're all
part of the same structure. And this is I forget
who Smith that he's one of these Calvary Chapel people,
Chuck Smith? Is it Chuck Smith? And one of these
guys is like straight up former CIA. I'm trying to
remember which. I can't remember if it's Chuck Smith or lot.
I think it's Lonnie Frisbee. Have o'clock.
Speaker 6: Our doorbell rang.
Speaker 1: And there was John, the young.
Speaker 6: Fellaw who had been dating our daughter, and with him
a real honest to goodness hippy.
Speaker 3: Long hair beard, flowers in his hair.
Speaker 23: Bells on the cuffs of his pants, barefooted, and John said, Chuck,
I want you.
Speaker 1: To meet Lonnie. Yeh me.
Speaker 2: The meeting between the straight conservative pastor and the street
level evangelist was electric Smith's comments that something otherworldly took
place when the two met.
Speaker 1: Or something Pentagon related took place. Somebody's messaging me about
that fake ass Roman Catholic gamer saint. They canonized some
teenager who's a gamer. That's so stupid. Let's just should
be obvious propaganda. I don't know hand this dude's just
trying to look like Jesus. He's rolling on that like
Jared Leito just looked like Jesus.
Speaker 6: Game.
Speaker 3: There was such a warmth and love.
Speaker 1: Manifested in his greeting. I was caught off guard.
Speaker 6: There was an instant bond.
Speaker 1: This is how we get Calvary Chapel, which is also
where we get the Vineyard Movement, which is instrumental in
the rise of American charismaticism and all this nonsense that
we have today. So that this is We're charting and
looking at all the players, and I'm trying to remember
exactly which one is. Is it Chuck Smith? I know
the article that we always refer to, but yeah, well
I don't trust you. Yeah. So this is at a
weird RASTA site, and it's the only place that still
has this old article. I'm not posting this because I'm
promoting this ROSTA site, which is pretty funny actually, but
this site is actually host the only place that hosts
this old article that's actually really good on the suspicious
origins of the Jesus People movement, and it goes into
the connections of a lot of these individuals who started
the movement coming out of the CIA and particularly Vietnam War,
and trying to really experiment with means and methods that
would bring anti war people back under kind of the
neo conservative ideology, the anti communist ideology, right. So they
were really concerned that people would be affected by the
counterculture movement and turn to communism, right, so they wanted
ways to bring a lot of those Jesus People back
into kind of neocon right wing stuff, and that's exactly
why the Jesus People movement was useful to them. Including
flamboyant leader of the Jesus Revolution, Lonnie Frisbee, was involved
in the use of LSD and was involved. He was
a divorced bisexual who died of AIDS in either nineteen
eighty ninety three or ninety five. I don't know how
that would be that off, but he's buried at the
Crystal Cathedral. During this funeral service, Frisbee was eulogized as
a new Samson. Long before Benninghann and Rodney, how were brown.
Lonnie Frisbee was mesmerizing the Jesus freaks with the spiritual anointing.
Lonnie could actually see the tongues of fire that would
rest on people. I mean, it's just total scam artists, right.
He was also able to see where the area of
the body was that the Holy Spirit was entering. If
the CIA supplied drugs to the Hippie counterculture and the
Hippies continue after the conversion to Jesus, is it possible
that the Jesus Revolution was also a CIA operation? I
believe it is. On the mad Coot website, there's a
short article about Richard mellon Scapes Conspiracy, an interview in
which a former news producer Daniel Hopsticker by the way,
he sent me signed copies of his books before he
passed away, and Pat Matriciana of the Council for National Policy,
the CNP president of Jeremiah Films, and Blah Blah Blah,
argued that the Jesus Revolution was actually masterminded by the CIA. Now,
this is somebody in the CNPS what they alleged to
be the case. So they're interviewing this person and they're
talking about being at Berkeley this and it says, are
you the agency? Of course he was from the company,
the good Old Battle CIA. But this is not considered
a polite question. I've been going to Berkeley Blah blah blah.
I was detailed to Berkeley to establish a countervailing force
to the free speech movement. I was there and founded
Campus Crusade for Christ, exactly what I've talked about with
Fly and Ingdall's book, noting that Campus Crusade is directly
tied to the Pentagon. This, by the way, is why
Campus Crusade was involved in pushing and supporting Cony twenty twelve.
As you've heard me say many times, for anyone who
has ever suspected a dark, paranoid moment, our culture of
the sixties were psycho managed by the say he but
Triciana's often ad mission is enlightening because either he was
in earnest blah blah blah, he was an intelligence operative
of Richard Mellon Scaife. This is all neocon stuff. Let's
see Costa Mela, Costa Mesa. Calvary Chapel grew to become
a major movement under the youth leadership of the late
hippie evangelist lonni for His Frisbee, who was the unofficial
youth pastor for Chuck Smith from sixty eight to seventy one,
also helped launch the Vineyard movement. There you go. So
this is a lot of the sort of the neo
conservative establishment. I'll give you the link to this article here.
It talks about Fuller Theological Seminary, it having CIA connections,
and then it goes on to say that Peter and
Doris Wagner blah blah blah part of the World Christian movement.
This is like charismatic is stuff. I think previous adjoining
Fuller faculty, Wagner and his wife Doris served in Bolivia
to do evangelism church planning scenary teaching based on a
nineteen one eighty one copywriter perspectives that puts Wagner in
Bolivia prior to nineteen sixty. According to the CIA base report,
this is where the event the right wing desk squads
were being utilized. So this is like CIA stuff under
the cover of evangelicalism in Latin South America too, death
squads and so forth. Then it goes on to say
Antibus Ministries is connected to USAID. Look at this, almost
a million dollars back then in nineteen seventy nine from USAID.
We know that's a cover cutout. More recently it has
been totally exposed. But we knew this for I've known
this for twenty years. These were CIA fronts and cutouts
in the nineteen seventies from Thailand to the Bolivian jungle.
So these evangelical goofballs are just fake CIA operative, fake conservatives,
fake neo cons blah blah blah. I forgot this article
had so much about USAID in it, But it's not surprising.
The Jesus Revolution in Latin America, the Gospel Outreach, which
was a California based sect, originated out of the Jesus Movement.
The Gospel Outreach planted many el Verbo or the word
churches in Latin America. A website here devoted to the
Jesus Movement classifies Gospel Outreach as a denomination amongst the
Calvary Vineyard Chapel, with one hundred churches affiliated throughout Latin
and South America. So this is you can see why
this dependagon the CIA would support this during the Cold War.
This becomes evangelical stuff, becomes a powerful form of soft
power during the Cold War. Then we get the connections
to the CIA and the cutout United Fruit Company that
was behind the overthrow of our bins. That's a well
known CIA revolution coup okay. So and again there's quite
a bit that connects, you know, this Jesus people's stuff
to this stuff. So this is the background of the
guy that you're seeing that's the founder of Calvi Chapel
and the Vineyard movement.
Speaker 3: The power of God's upon his life that was very
easily recognize.
Speaker 16: My parents were fascinated with him, fascinated with his understanding
of scriptures, Like he talked like scripture was today, it
was right now. So he came to church at Sunday
night and the church was real small at that time
on Sunday evening. There might be thirty people, forty people
on it.
Speaker 1: By the way, I mean, it's not surprising that he's
a skittles man supposedly who dies of skittles stuff, because
it's a long time technique strategy to promote and push
into these types of roles people who are compromised. You see,
here's the whole documentaryview you want to watch this is
we'll move on because this guy is kind of like ridiculous.
But it shouldn't be surprising either that you would see
the same thing with other famous megachurch guys like Ted Haggard.
Do you guys, remember Ted Haggard. Ted Haggard is going
to come up here in Cotel stream about Paula White.
We'll watch a little bit of this because Trump has
chosen yet another one of these just obviously ridiculous goofballs
to be his faith and guidance. Whatever she is, scammer
Pastor Paula White.
Speaker 25: Frank wasn't around. His son Randy would leave the church
events as the associate pastor.
Speaker 21: Pastor.
Speaker 25: Randy was married with three children of his own.
Speaker 21: Brandon throws in five said, just wanted to sew that
I might reap tenfold soon. This is the easiest speed
run to being a millionaire ever. See you next week
with the fifty Well, thank you so much, Brandon.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 21: You gotta plant those seeds so God can give you
that pipeline to see your future like this stream guy
smack way in life.
Speaker 25: So the couple moved to ten using the right weight matters.
Working for Bay Shore United Methodist Church, Randy was appointed
as youth pastor, while Paula was given a teaching position
at the church's school. Where Randy was charismatic and outgoing,
his wife was reserved and introspective, perfectly playing the role
of a minister's wife. Some who knew the couple would
later describe her as quote an impressionable young woman with
a little girl quality, starstruck and enamored of Randy, and
he was the director of her life, telling her how
to behave a quota. This is the couple immediately made
an impression.
Speaker 1: The rise of Paula White is on a congregation.
Speaker 25: There's nothing more important to a church than getting youngsters
on board with religious messaging. And under Randy and Paula's leadership,
the youth group swelled in membership and engagement.
Speaker 21: I love that you know the Evangelic or the Protestant
Christian dance team.
Speaker 1: This is the youth dance team. We danced for Christ.
Speaker 25: It was a perfect match until one day when a
church member approached church officials to say that while they
were out in town, they happened to see a storefront
sign announcing a new church headed by none other than
Reverend Randy White. The church was taken aback, mostly because
when Randy interviewed for the youth leader position, he agreed
he wouldn't start his own congregation in the vicinity. When
the pastor questioned Randy about the sign, He blamed the
painter for being premature and putting up the poster, but
he didn't deny his intention to start his own church.
Randy and Paula were fired that same day. Thus began
Paula and Randy's new ministry, which they named South Tampa
Christian Center. In January of nineteen ninety one, their new
congregation got off to a strong start. Numerous members of
Bay Short Church followed the couple to their new location,
many after being given promises of church leadership positions. Paula
and Randy also uh.
Speaker 1: No, apparently again what is surprising about evangelical cult leaders
dying of skittles? I mean, can you guys not figure
out that the people that are put up and promoted
and these positions are compromised, controlled, oftentimes sexually compromised people.
It's like, this should be second. You guys should figure
this out. And now this has been going on for
a long time. This is how the system runs. Why
is anybody's whoa lood? He Frisbee was gay?
Speaker 25: What?
Speaker 1: No way, dude? Who the rapp? You should be asking
the question who that's promoted? Isn't that's a better way
to phrase it.
Speaker 25: Uplifted a database of more than three hundred and fifty
current and previous members of Bay Short. Then they had
their new staff nail out an announcement about their new church.
Speaker 21: Oh, I just got to say that this is hilarious.
I'm talking about the evangelical dance teams for Christ and
Grum says tworks, not works.
Speaker 1: Salvation.
Speaker 21: That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Well done, well done. No, that's
exactly Chase.
Speaker 1: That was I kept.
Speaker 21: Every time they said Randy in this, I kept thinking faster,
Randy balls. I thought the same thing. I thought, the
exact same thing. Shout out to Chase Haggar, God bless
you brother, looking forward to being president at your wedding
here soon in May. So everybody give Chase a congratulations.
The man is about to make the official leap and
be married.
Speaker 4: Here in May.
Speaker 21: And so congratulations Chase, God bless you brother. Oh what
just happened to the internet start.
Speaker 25: The Whites were very careful about how church employees exited
their ministry, trusting their word. The Whites Maid's staff sign
in agreement stating if they quit or were terminated, they
would not start a church, organizational fellowship or work at
another church within a forty mile radius for at least
two years. In only four short years from nineteen eighty
seven to nineteen ninety one, Paula and Randy went from
being a fair having churchgoers, to youth leaders in a
new church, influencing the congregation's children, to then stealing members
of said church and becoming pastors themselves. But these would
be the least of Brandy and Paula whites of scandals.
In nineteen ninety seven, the couple renamed their church to
Without Walls Ministry. Meanwhile, Paula had become well established as
a preacher in her own right, and in many ways
she was more popular than her husband because of the
teachings in a book Christians believe as sacred text. Pastorship was,
and in many ways still is, a male dominated industry,
which set Paula apart from her competition.
Speaker 21: She was frequently a male dominated It's literally in scripture.
We already talked about it. It's one Timothy two twelve,
Like paul literally says that a woman should not teach
or usurp the thirty authority of a man, but they
should be quiet. So, yeah, it is a male dominated
field because it by definition is supposed to be so.
I guess if if your whole point is a sort
of capitalistic marketing of your of your ministry, well, then
I guess being a prosperity Gospel woman.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that has its uh, it has its positives.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 25: We ask to appear at churches in other states and
nationwide conferences. By then, her soft and feminine qualities she
was known for had been molded by Randy into a
more assertive and dynamic public persona. Her increased confidence and
powerful delivery style resonated with many followers, enhancing her popularity
across the evangelical community. Paula's ability to connect with people
on a personal level, combined with her increasingly authoritative presence
at the pulpit, allowed her to reach and influence a
wider arm idience. She preached about forgiveness, resilience, and her
God's transformative She also leaned heavily into prosperity Gospel teachings,
which claim that faith, positive thought and speech, and giving
money to religious causes are directly linked to God's blessings
in the form of personal success.
Speaker 1: Close that door lock in, you ain't getting out, are sure,
Little John?
Speaker 4: Lock them up.
Speaker 1: They ain't getting out till they give a thousand people
one thousand dollars. One thousand people, give a thousand dollars,
You ain't getting out of that pantry.
Speaker 25: Huon's emphasized that God wants his followers to be prosperous
in all aspects of life, including wealth, health, and relationships.
She often cited scriptures she believed supported this view, encouraging
her congregation to sew what she called financial seeds through
donations as a way to unlock divine blessing.
Speaker 1: Gives me that and gives you that, gives me that.
Speaker 26: You want to keep giving me that fifty sixty hours
a week in her career, building wealth for the enemy's plan,
just so afterwards.
Speaker 21: Send in those financial seeds. Bosing girl.
Speaker 13: Give me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, that's what about me. This is about the
best thing I've seen all day, except for Kenneth Hagen.
Let's saylet's see this again.
Speaker 4: Give me Give me that.
Speaker 1: Goes hard, dog by fire, dire by fire, diary by fire, diary,
spitting fire, diary, Spitting fire. Gives me that, gives me that.
Speaker 3: Your divine blessings. Give me your money, and God will
bless you.
Speaker 25: Money was a shortcut to salvation, and Paula was the bank.
Paula frequently referred to her personal story of overcoming adversity,
ranging from her tumultuous childhood to the challenges she faced
in her earth adult life. One of her favorite testimonies
to preach about states quote, at eighteen years old, I
encountered faith for the first time. I was living in
a trailer in mount Airy, Maryland, and in America, they
would have at that time called me trailer trash. But
God is in the resulting business. He takes what other
people call trash, and.
Speaker 1: God takes it in trailer trash and makes him into
the baddest slag queen pastresses on the planet.
Speaker 27: Baby, you want to be a Joyce Meyer. You want
to be a Billy Corson. You want to be a pastorist.
You want to get out that trailer dog.
Speaker 1: Remember Joyce What about her? Is she a prosperity person too?
I never even looked at her. I forgot about her.
She I think if she just don't look good, you
know what I mean? Her face looks like it's melting.
Joyce Meyer. I feel like when I look at Joyce Meyer,
I'm still on acid from high school. Because when I
was in high school and I took aid had a
bad trip, the old people's faces started melting. And her
face is in perpetual acid trip melt mode. You know
what I mean? Y'all feel me on that. She looks
like a damn it. She looks like some of them
out of it. Yikes, dude. Does she teach prosperity gospel?
I don't even know. I forgot about her. She's another
one of these, yeah, charismatic preacher. Let's see what she's
She used to be a Lutheran. Does she teach the
prosperity gospel? I don't even know. Probably right, they all do.
Speaker 25: Turns it into treasure. And she also preached about the
challenges of raising four children. Paula had only one child
of her own from her relationship with Dan Knight and
three step children from Randy's previous marriage, but in one
of her TV broadcasts, she stated it was a struggle
raising four children. That quote came out of my birth.
Canap this repackaging of the truth.
Speaker 1: She got that Karen hair too. She's got straight up
mom core. She's nineteen ninety eight mom core hair. She's
a master of that hair.
Speaker 25: And she also preached about the challenges of raising poor children.
There's really and Paullack lost over the fact that they
were both married when they began a relationship as there's
oh what a shit, damn.
Speaker 1: We look at that haircut. What is with preachers and
hair man? I don't like TV preachers and hair. It's
some kind of like a you know, people make the
joke that if you got colored hair, like predators in
the wild, it's a sign that you're a toxic, dangerous,
venomous creature. It's the same with preacher hair. Dude, like
these preacher haircuts, you know what I mean. Anyway, you
can go watch the rest of the crazy nonsense of
Paula White. It's everything that you would expect. It's the
same scams, all the other ones. I will give you
the link to Cotel stream right there, job two dollars.
Where does the free Grace stuff come from? I'm not
specifically exactly sure where the specific free grace I mean,
its origins are in Protestantism in general, but maybe popularized
by who's that Baptist but Charles Stanley. Maybe Charles Stanley
popularized that. I used to watch I remember watching Charles
Stanley in the nineties. I think a lot of people
like Charles Stanley because it felt like it's basically your granddaddy,
you know what I mean, Like if you had a
granddaddy Baptist pastor. And I remember everybody used to watch
was he out a Memphis. It seems like he used
to I used to listen to his sermons back in
the nineties because he had a giant church in Memphis.
I think. I think that's right. And when you drive
into Memphis, if you're coming, if you're on the forty,
it's like the giant thing you see on the left.
I think that's right. I need I need to work
on a Charles Stanley impression. Let your time and your
schedule and everything about you, everything about Jesus, you and
I are.
Speaker 17: To develop and continue to develop this ongoing, intimate, wonderful, exciting, satisfying, indescribable,
incomparable relationship with a personal God.
Speaker 1: You Greece somehow not at all. But they all had
one thing in common. They're miserable.
Speaker 6: If you ask them why they can't ten.
Speaker 1: This is like everything I grew up with as a kid,
like the This is like every This is like the
essence of the Baptist life. You know what I mean,
if you grew up Southern Baptist in the in the South,
this is like the essence of it, right Charles Stanley.
So I think that Charles Stanley popularized a lot of
these ideas because people just felt like they had a
you know, Baptist granddaddy or something. Enzo fifty bucks. This
is my first donation. I love what you do. You
and Andrew Wilson convinced me to convert to Orthodoxy out
of Protestantism. Doesn't it matter if I go to a
cathedral versus a church. No, the size of the church
or the building has nothing to do with whether it's
Orthodox or not. But just make sure that it's a
good Orthodox church. Idbro five dollars. The laughing, the dog
walking another boomerisms are NLP hypnosis. Many of them took
training in it first. Spreemeer talks about this. Now, I
don't know about everything. Christ says some crazy stuff, but
I do think you're right that a lot of these
megachurch pastors definitely studied neural linguistic programming for sure. And
no face couple two dollars. I think LSD in the
Communion explains the laughing. I mean I wouldn't. I don't
think they did literally do that, but I wouldn't put
outside of the rum of possibility because that one cult
leader used to do that. Remember the the Holy Hell guy.
Now this is actually you said, well, now you're getting
off into colts. We're not too far off when we
get into colts though, even though that's not the really
what we wanted to talk about today. If you've never
seen Holy Hell, I I definitely recommend watching it. This
guy was a crazy weirdo but a skittles man, and
he was actually dosing the followers in the communion with
It was a cocktail, so it was like, I don't know,
ecstasy and LSD or something. So he did this, So
you're actually not far off. And there is precedents for
not just Jim Jones stuff, but like dosing the made
up communion. The Holy Hell guy did that. So if
you've never seen that documentary, it's really really good. Just
a super weirdo skittles man. This guy, this guy, look
at this guy. Imagine following this dude in a cult.
And I want to remind you guys too that if
you never watched the documentaries on Gwyn Shamblin their next
level crazy. I mean, do look at her hair again?
What is with the hair, dude? The hair is some
kind of natural warning, red flag indicator of insanity. Look
at this chick's hair. By the way, this is like
the perfect Nashville woman. If you've never been to Nashville, like,
you're going to see a bunch of like soccer Mom
Karen women that look like this. But her hair just
kept growing. Dude, hair grow. When Kenneth Copeland announced that
name it, claim it blabbit, grab it hair grow thing,
he accidentally said it to Gwen Shamlin and it never
stopped growing. Look at that, dude. So, if you've not
seen this documentary, it's crazy. And I didn't even realize
in all of my years of driving around Nashville and
even back in the two thousands when my girlfriend lived
in Nashville, diude, I drove past her church all the time.
I didn't even know what it was. I had no
idea that it was a giant, weird, anti trinitarian evangelical
diet cult. Yes you heard me right, diet cult. This
is some crazy shit right here. If you've never seen
the Gwen Shanmlin stuff.
Speaker 26: She was a controversial Christian diet guru and the leader
of what some call a cult right in the middle
of Brentwood.
Speaker 28: But Gwen Shanmlin was also a mom and tonight for
the first.
Speaker 1: So, Brentwood is the rich area of Nashville, right, So
go outside of Nashville towards the south, and it's in
between Nashville and Franklin. Franklin Brentwood. That's the rich rich shirt. Like, so,
if you're a Nashville zillionaire, if you're Nicole Kidman, if
you're a country music star x y Z, You're going
to live in Brentwood. So she's out there with the zillionaires.
Speaker 3: What I'm trying to say, time anywhere we are hearing
from the sun who is at her side through almost.
Speaker 19: All of that controversy.
Speaker 28: Good evening, everyone, I'm Emily Luxon and.
Speaker 26: I'm Rory Johnston. Thanks for staying up late with us.
Michael Shamblin saw.
Speaker 1: It all, dude, that's a Michael Shamlin shit. He looks
like I'm going blank. My mind is turning to mush today.
Oh man, here's her. Whoa dude? This is her daughter.
Wait a minute, Gwyn Shamblin. Is she Isn't she dead?
She's not around anymore?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Oh they made a movie. I didn't know that. Wait
a minute, Gwen Chamblain.
Speaker 26: She's the reclusive leader of a Brentwood church who hasn't been.
Speaker 1: Seen publicly in years. Oh, she's not dead. Excuse me.
Her fabio She literally left her husband for a fabio man,
like a literal fabia, like a French fabio dude. And
then she's got a crazy looks like an anorexic daughter. Literally,
I'm not being mean, I'm saying like, literally looks unhealthy.
Speaker 28: Mother's death at least until now.
Speaker 1: New Channel five. Wait a minute. Oh, and the mom
is dead, but the daughter has not been seen.
Speaker 26: Hasn't been seen publicly in years. But tonight we hear
the voice from inside Remnant Fellowship. Thanks for joining us
here at six.
Speaker 28: I'm Rory Johnston and I'm Carrie Sharp. The son of
Brentwood religious figure Gwin Chamblain, recently began speaking out about
life in what he calls the cult his mother founded,
But we haven't heard from his sister, who took over
the church after her mother's death.
Speaker 1: He looks like the White Stripes. Dude. What's his name?
I'm going blank? How come I can't think of anything tonight?
I guess that's a sign it's time to call it
a night because I can't remember anything. Do you do?
Speaker 8: You do?
Speaker 21: You do?
Speaker 1: Y'all? Y'all know I met him right. I gave him
my book one time. He was on the he was
in first class. He was sitting right behind me. Jack White.
Dude looks like Jack White. Look at that. Do we
got so many super chats, I'm gonna miss some of them.
Let's see, Ortho, Joe ten Bucks, you always give good
insights in great laughs. Thank you Jay, Thank you, Ortho.
Do I appreciate that? Mcfc galore two pounds? I thought,
do you have any thoughts on GRANDMAPI and naturalism? Love
your work? Not really, I mean I know that he's
just kind of like the rep presentative of like kind
of empiricist type philosophy. Nico five dollars. I just sort
of going to Orthodox church taking it well. My girlfriend
or my fiance says a lot of emotional objections. How
to deal with this? Just wear her down and I'm
just choking. Don't worry about it. Just keeps taking her
and she'll warm up to it.
Speaker 18: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm making sure I didn't miss super Jets id Bro
five dollars. Idea, I added you because I don't have premium. Okay,
thank you appreciate that. I de bro five dollars. Funny
enough I go to the parish or the guy who
apparently is setting up the cringe core concert. Oh cool, Yeah,
you gotta a shout out to him setting up this
U riff rap concerts can be fun. Making sure I
didn't miss Austin Graham ten dollars. I'm locked up Jay,
and Jay won't let me out. Serena Donnelly became a member.
Stefano became a member. You cannot zee me five dollars.
Jay is the translation for the helper and the Bible
meant to be rescuer. No, it's the Holy Spirit. I've
never heard rescuer. I must buy you out of hell.
Praise Jesse Lee Peterson. All right, you cannot zee me.
Gives a dollar or joins ah BROSI five dollars. Sorry
to get a headache. I apologize, y'all, but I might
not be able to keep going much longer. My heads
aren't hurt. Brandon two dollars, that's me, h, Broseie five dollars.
Speaking of Cotel, I'm trying to stack up fifty ga
billion dollars to sponsor you to do a crap ton
of collapse. Well, I appreciate that. Man, oh man, my
head's starting to hurt. I apologize. I'm just gonna have
to pause because I'm getting I can't stare at the
screen much longer without getting Ano their headache. So we
will continue. We'll finish up the rest of the super
chats next time. Appreciate you, guys. We'll finish talking about Colts.
I got a few more of these evangelical goofball con
people I want to go through.
Speaker 21: But