Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snottick. You're about to get your body's
Speaker 1: glazed by the great Chris ray Gous, Derek black Bet,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some shiit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing glady and like
Speaker 1: clapping like Shang Sung in the first Mortal Combat Shang Soon.
Speaker 1: I wish I could make sonic boom claps like guys
Speaker 1: watched this.
Speaker 2: Just the Hulk like why even I mean, I know
Speaker 2: it's the Hulk. Could just he doesn't have to do
Speaker 2: anything if he just does that, and he will fuck
Speaker 2: everyone up.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to move.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of those people are overpowered, a lot
Speaker 3: of them anyway.
Speaker 1: You sure the ones that aren't overpowered are insane? Still
Speaker 1: walk Way?
Speaker 3: Everybody, Hey, Hey, everybody, Hey, hey, welcome to the Stark
Speaker 3: Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, it's him, Derek, it's him Sweeney.
Speaker 3: Look at him, him sucking on that fucking water like
Speaker 3: it's a penis and he's gay. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Water. They need to drink it. Shut up. I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm in a mood today. I'm in a mood today.
Speaker 3: Are you what do you want right? Now I'm on,
Speaker 3: Like I woke up, I was the dentist. It's not
Speaker 3: a good start to the It's never fun to go
Speaker 3: to the dentist.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It was actually a pretty decent, like you know, appointment,
Speaker 3: but it's still like it's a maintenance thing.
Speaker 1: I gotta go do this. I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I gotta get a cavity refilled in because a filling
Speaker 3: of mine broke apparently and I just didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: Top eating candy, nigga.
Speaker 3: No, it's literally a filling.
Speaker 1: It's not a new cavit And I don't care what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Keep eating Cady. I'm gonna go get a roll up
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: Whatever logic you're trying to talk, I'm uninterested. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Just logged out a conversation you both is not allowed conversations.
Speaker 1: Shut up, don't talk to me. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Got a lot.
Speaker 3: We had a lot to talk about today, Not really
Speaker 3: we have what is it?
Speaker 1: Uh? What happened?
Speaker 3: GGA six is gone? It's never coming out? Yeah, delayed again.
Speaker 1: Was like we don't want this game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out actually we kind of don't low key,
Speaker 3: we don't care. So like we're gonna stop. We made
Speaker 3: it ninety eight percent of the way through development. It
Speaker 3: is done. You can't play it. No one will ever
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 2: I like the idea that it was take two and
Speaker 2: not like Rockstar, like you know, the developers were like, ah,
Speaker 2: we don't want to work on this.
Speaker 1: No, it was actually just the parent company.
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, yeah, it's really good actually, but we're
Speaker 3: just kind of over it. We're kind of done with
Speaker 3: this vibe.
Speaker 1: You know that'd be say hot pissed, would you be?
Speaker 3: I worked on that for for how long? It's been
Speaker 3: six years? Basically more or less. You figure pre production
Speaker 3: started around twenty eighteen after a Red Dead, so like
Speaker 3: maybe seven years. Even you're working this long and then
Speaker 3: they cancel it, you can't use any of the work
Speaker 3: that you've done on a resume because it's been written off.
Speaker 3: So like, of course, if you want to go work
Speaker 3: somebody else, they'd be like, you haven't worked in seven years,
Speaker 3: like I did. Isn't that crazy that that's allowed by
Speaker 3: the way that that that that actually does happen. Like
Speaker 3: people will work for years on something and then it'll
Speaker 3: get canceled and then they'll be like you can't use
Speaker 3: this for your own reference material because it's it's ours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that happens, that's horror, that's horrified. The face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's the only solution at that point.
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you grab? You grab a softball that
Speaker 1: was dipped in kerosene? What why you set your hand
Speaker 1: on fire using a softball to give your hand more structure?
Speaker 1: Have you done this before? Hunch? I don't, don't. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about me. I'm worried.
Speaker 3: I'm specifically worried about about me.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna worry about you.
Speaker 3: I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: In fact, what I do is I get my turmulums,
Speaker 1: I step on kerosene, and I kick people. Flavy kid,
Speaker 1: that's more.
Speaker 3: That's I feel like it's more risky to you.
Speaker 1: It is, But they get burned from getting kicked. I
Speaker 1: just get burned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're a loser.
Speaker 1: I don't. He gets kicked and burned. I get burned.
Speaker 3: That's the math on that checks out. But it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Like I said, if I stomp on him, I'm getting burned.
Speaker 1: But he's getting burned and stomped on, so he's taking
Speaker 1: bludgeoning and fire damage. I'm taking fire damage, probably more
Speaker 1: fied image and he took, but it's.
Speaker 3: Almost almost to the point where he would probably be equivalent.
Speaker 1: Ultimately, No, no, I take more damage, likely I take
Speaker 1: I take more damage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it would be worse for you, is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. But I'm doing double types of damage.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: You know it's like you want do you want more
Speaker 1: fire damage?
Speaker 3: Did you see how he by the way, completely switched
Speaker 3: his argument.
Speaker 1: I'm taking more damage, but he's getting two kinds of damage.
Speaker 3: Whatever, man, that's what makes it cool. Anyway, GJ six
Speaker 3: is delayed, Like.
Speaker 1: Would you rather a character that does bludgeting damage but
Speaker 1: he does more budgeting damage? Or does he do bludgeting
Speaker 1: and fire damage when a cool visual effect a fire?
Speaker 1: I got him, He's locked. I got him, like I
Speaker 1: got him. I got him, I got him? Feels over?
Speaker 1: I got him? That question feels rhetorical, don't it? It doesn't.
Speaker 1: Are you he's telling you how? It's like it like
Speaker 1: with somebody hits you, Like, are you're You're fine? I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you sure? Heard?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: November?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: November is coming out now. It was originally like on
Speaker 3: Spring Mark.
Speaker 1: May it was May. Oh May May twenty six, twenty six,
Speaker 1: when they released that last trailer. Oh right, yeah, when
Speaker 1: I was twenty fifty.
Speaker 2: Now it's yeah, I would you know, here's the thing
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be since I don't have a PS five,
Speaker 2: I don't have a new console. I'm not that upset
Speaker 2: because it gives me more time to hopefully around that time,
Speaker 2: the consoles, the companies will have enough sense to mark
Speaker 2: down their fucking consoles.
Speaker 1: You find them.
Speaker 3: You know how that's happening, right, how prices are going down?
Speaker 1: Look at the Supreme Court. I'll sell you mine. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You're overcharged. You're a dirty nigga, and you
Speaker 1: fucking you you you like?
Speaker 3: Did he trade it in a broken wi? You the
Speaker 3: game style?
Speaker 1: Mine isn't broken. This wasn't broken. How he laughed there?
Speaker 1: Because I remember my more citious, my more citious, as
Speaker 1: I don't use it? Well, what do you mean you
Speaker 1: know use it?
Speaker 2: I thought, what do you use to play on your
Speaker 2: I know you have my switch, the switch, so when
Speaker 2: you're playing like Fortnite.
Speaker 1: You use That's the only time I use it. But
Speaker 1: I usually play Fortnite because of Lilian. That's it, right,
Speaker 1: So and she's gonna be mad. Fuck well, actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: she can fucking buy another one. Then she made it
Speaker 1: two million dollars a year, and then she's filthy rich.
Speaker 1: He's not filter she made.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are paying no fucking rent and she
Speaker 2: makes like a lot of.
Speaker 1: He is like truly a middle class person. Like actually
Speaker 1: she's not like not this like arguable middle class or
Speaker 1: like she's upper middle class. She's definitely together upper middle
Speaker 1: class for sure.
Speaker 3: For I think you're paying four hundred rent. Inherently that
Speaker 3: makes you you're already like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't even matter how poor you are your
Speaker 3: upper class figures.
Speaker 1: She makes seventeen figures.
Speaker 3: And every week that she's so loaded, it's because of
Speaker 3: that app. It's because that app she sold how many
Speaker 3: years ago? What was it called door Dash? Right, I forgot.
Speaker 1: So she was fucking she was just giving Cuomo money.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I heard. Yeah, she's kind of a bastard.
Speaker 3: Yeah that'd be insane. But I wish she was that rich.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't be with me though, It's no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't offer anything for her to be that rich
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean she she makes good fucking money. I
Speaker 1: think it's love. I think it's that's the one is love.
Speaker 1: It has to be love, tragic has to be love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird, and I've never heard of that before. Love.
Speaker 3: You never felt that before in my life.
Speaker 1: I could talk how you look like it, But I
Speaker 1: want to start talking to you guys like we're in
Speaker 1: like Jubilee debates. I'm just trying to prove you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would say that. Huh, that's interesting. Interesting,
Speaker 1: have you thought about stopping? Didn't we have an extra
Speaker 1: Jubilee extra amo essentially what wasn't Jubilee? But we had
Speaker 1: to get a stupid debate racism versus sex. I would love,
Speaker 1: I would love. I would love to have a Jew
Speaker 1: debate with a bunch of what I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what debate is. No, no, no, like no, I
Speaker 1: don't even want them to know why they're there, Like
Speaker 1: I wanted to just be cool.
Speaker 2: They just show up and there's the random topic that's chosen.
Speaker 1: You gotta argue this topway people that look scary, but
Speaker 1: like it's just like three of them are straight up clansmen.
Speaker 3: What do you like in the in the in the
Speaker 3: garb in the road.
Speaker 1: One guy is holding a burning cross, but he has
Speaker 1: a glove on so it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Burn, so it doesn't burn them. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 2: nice and contained. It's nice and contained. I like that
Speaker 2: the entire time. The like you guys are there for
Speaker 2: two fucking hours.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, is that hot? Extremely wildly in fact,
Speaker 1: very hot? Brother? But I hate you more than it's hot.
Speaker 1: You sure? I don't know exactly changing my mind.
Speaker 3: I gotta be married with kids by the time G
Speaker 3: six comes out. I feel like at this point, I
Speaker 3: feel like it's just gonna it's gonna get delayed again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: after this problem.
Speaker 1: What do you think why it's getting delayed? What do
Speaker 1: you think?
Speaker 3: You know what I think it is? Honestly, I think
Speaker 3: the main actor. May I think something might have come
Speaker 3: out about the main actor? No, yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: think maybe like he like there's like pictures of him
Speaker 3: like stopping a kid down a drain or something, and
Speaker 3: then it came out internally and then they're like, funk,
Speaker 3: we gotta recast the entire game that we just made.
Speaker 1: Would take so much longer than the time.
Speaker 3: Like, well, they're gonna try and you know, they're working
Speaker 3: over time.
Speaker 1: Isn't a main actor a bitch? No, there's two b
Speaker 1: and Clyde situation. I think, Yeah, I think you care
Speaker 1: less now Scorting mod day one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait to see those fucking uh those
Speaker 2: memes of like, you know, we're o fix the game
Speaker 2: here when it's made for when it's made for gamers
Speaker 2: versus when it's made for Activism's gonna have like fucking
Speaker 2: Triple G's and it's.
Speaker 3: Like gonna look like a Korean like uh like k
Speaker 3: pop Demon Hunter render. That's like not even remotely.
Speaker 1: It's not even like even appealing. Yeah, they saw the
Speaker 1: ghost of Yota one, dude, it's so harassing.
Speaker 3: The same thing with the Ela Pronell and fucking fall out.
Speaker 3: They did the same thing with her too, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, what they did do that? They do that?
Speaker 3: They just like they're like they I fixed it, and
Speaker 3: it's just they made her like a generic like anime girl,
Speaker 3: but like textured like she was real. It was weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: People are fucking gooners and they they're always broken.
Speaker 1: They can't think of anything else but like jacking off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because why do you need uh when you're playing
Speaker 2: this fucking like Ninja ass fucking feudal Japan or whatever
Speaker 2: time in Ghost of Yota, and you're just like wanting
Speaker 2: to slice people up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to have a snail trail and I
Speaker 1: want I want her lactating and running around with giant
Speaker 1: titties like at the very least. Okay, you probably have
Speaker 1: two monitors.
Speaker 2: You're playing on your PC or whatever, or maybe you're
Speaker 2: not because it's a I think it's still on. It's
Speaker 2: you have your fucking laptop or you have your phone,
Speaker 2: it's stocked. Your porn is playing the entire time, and
Speaker 2: you're playing, Well, why is that not a solution?
Speaker 1: Chris, Chris, imagine playing Trials of Old Cyrus while porn's
Speaker 1: open watch. It's crazy. If you're playing Trials while watching porn,
Speaker 1: you're a you should Probably.
Speaker 3: The word you're looking for is remember when that is
Speaker 3: honestly so, it's I've never I will say like I've been.
Speaker 3: Look I've been. I've been in some pretty dark holes,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, where I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 3: this whole day is ruined. But I can't imagine. I
Speaker 3: can't even imagine I'm playing a video like a competitive
Speaker 3: video game.
Speaker 1: While I have.
Speaker 3: I literally wasted like especially when I was like a teenager,
Speaker 3: like late late teens, early twenties, I've definitely wasted too
Speaker 3: much time watching porn, but like never like while I
Speaker 3: was definitely still okay yeah well I mean, I mean
Speaker 3: I was. I was pretending, but definitely not like while
Speaker 3: I'm doing something else. That's how you know, like you
Speaker 3: got a multitask Ford, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Problem, but those that's what those. If you're watching portal
Speaker 1: around people having a conversation, you're a demon and you're
Speaker 1: fully invested in have you done this not on the show? No,
Speaker 1: I've I've glanced by, I have not watched intently.
Speaker 3: Even scrolling through it, I think, and I.
Speaker 1: Went and I kept going. I wasn't like I wasn't
Speaker 1: investing in the conversation though one or the other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one or the other. I can probably though, like if
Speaker 1: I really wanted to lock in, I probably could.
Speaker 3: Whatever man too much there.
Speaker 1: There's an old Asian guy.
Speaker 2: Do you see that footage recently where it's like they're
Speaker 2: like at a dinner or something, and then across you
Speaker 2: see him his phone and like it's like close enough
Speaker 2: to ward the people on his table can't see and
Speaker 2: there's just a chick just bouncing like riding on some ship.
Speaker 2: And he's like an old and I'm like, bro, you're
Speaker 2: at dinner with like family.
Speaker 1: You can't even wait. It's a crazy getting old.
Speaker 3: Let's get respect like you're for you to still have
Speaker 3: that drive at that age must be crazy being like.
Speaker 1: Ancient gooner is probably interested to likeoner.
Speaker 3: Damn, I gotta write that dumb elder is insane elder gooner.
Speaker 3: Right that that's that's a that's a candidate for the
Speaker 3: for the for the for the title. That's not that
Speaker 3: it's like guniatric. That's fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Like that's like you have like what is an what
Speaker 1: is a sign of being old that's like falling apart
Speaker 1: a goon cave? What what would what would a goon
Speaker 1: cave circa nineteen sixty nineteen sixty look like?
Speaker 3: Uh, probably like velvet furniture, Yeah, like velvety, but probably
Speaker 3: also plastic wrapping. Maybe I was thinking like velvet almost
Speaker 3: with like the like Victorian kind of.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like this old Victorian esthetic
Speaker 1: in a good cave is wild. And you have like
Speaker 1: I don't know, plastic you're gonna suck up the ship immediately.
Speaker 1: You can have all this nice furniture with velvet all
Speaker 1: they would.
Speaker 3: Put plastic on it. But like I'm trying to think
Speaker 3: of Decora, there was a lot of hand me down stuff, right,
Speaker 3: Like I remember like my grandparents had like friendsure that
Speaker 3: looked Victorian to me, Like I don't know if it
Speaker 3: was like actually, but like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: it had it had like the it was like a
Speaker 3: They had like a bench that had like legs that
Speaker 3: kind of like they swirled, you know.
Speaker 1: Remember that aesthetic. That's what I'm talking about, Like why
Speaker 1: did they have that? Shit looked remember the thing you're
Speaker 1: talking creepy? It was double like this looks stupid. And
Speaker 1: all the couches had the fucking stupid four uh four
Speaker 1: buttons on each couch like fucking seats. Crazy that even four.
Speaker 1: There's no good answer to why would it be four
Speaker 1: or five? Sometimes was different?
Speaker 3: I can I'm convinced that because that was made in
Speaker 3: a time where like slaves were making all of that stuff, right,
Speaker 3: they just were like, let's make it needlessly complicated, to
Speaker 3: make it just harder for the slaves, like now we
Speaker 3: have now because everything's like a factory now our friends,
Speaker 3: was mega simple because there's nobody to like exploit with
Speaker 3: tedious work, right, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like it's not even worth asking for more detail
Speaker 3: because no one's gonna suffer.
Speaker 1: Let's make a.
Speaker 3: Flat cube and say that's a table until until robots
Speaker 3: starts saying out and it's like, day, okay, give it,
Speaker 3: give it.
Speaker 1: Sparkles. Internally, that's crazy programming robots. To Phil Payne, I
Speaker 1: think it's cool, is uh? I think that's so evil,
Speaker 1: Like that's like that's up there with like slavery evil.
Speaker 1: I think, actually, oh yeah, I was watching you guys.
Speaker 1: Ever watched The Maze Runner? You ever heard of that show?
Speaker 1: I heard it Lily Lily loved that ship. I uh
Speaker 1: so jojo.
Speaker 2: She claims she watched it and then she like didn't
Speaker 2: remember fucking anything because I was asking her questions about
Speaker 2: it because she had it on while I was cooking
Speaker 2: my dinner.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, what the fuck is this
Speaker 1: this is? You know? Because I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with most dystopia's as long as they are
Speaker 2: trophy makes you know.
Speaker 1: This one was like they're torturing people for a cure.
Speaker 1: Or it makes no sense. I don't know anything. It's
Speaker 1: just oh, some company called the Wig It's the end
Speaker 1: of the world.
Speaker 2: Wicked is the cos It's fucking like Umbrella. Essentially, this
Speaker 2: guy that wrote this ship just ripped off the Hunger Games.
Speaker 2: He ripped off he ripped off every trope. He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: what if I put zombies in the Hunger Games and
Speaker 2: kind of the matrix kind of like you just kind
Speaker 2: of he just kind of did all this ship and
Speaker 2: it worked because I guess they made up books and
Speaker 2: movies and all this shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's crazy. Least it feels like you can
Speaker 1: anything would work then, cause it's it's fucking it doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense now.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I only know about the first and
Speaker 2: second movie a little bit, but it was one of
Speaker 2: those things where they're like, how are they justifying torturing
Speaker 2: these kids going through a Maids Knowing stuff where they're
Speaker 2: claiming they're trying to run test on them to find
Speaker 2: a cure, And I'm like, how is making super elaborate
Speaker 2: mazes that must cause every resource in the apocalypse Because
Speaker 2: the solar flare destroyed most of humanity and now there's
Speaker 2: like a virus.
Speaker 1: It makes no fucking sense at all. And I'm like
Speaker 1: trying to be respectful and watch it and like, at
Speaker 1: a certain point, was Jojo enjoying it? Well, I think
Speaker 1: she enjoyed in the same way she enjoyed like, uh, Twilight,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's not you don't take it that seriously.
Speaker 1: I got. I can't front. I really like watching the
Speaker 1: Twilight movies. I know they're not good films, but they're
Speaker 1: really funny to watch. Well, I mean, if you watching
Speaker 1: it in that context of like, oh this is just
Speaker 1: wacky fun I don't like mind, I would argue in
Speaker 1: some ways, that makes it a good film. Yeah, say that.
Speaker 3: People say that, like about like the so bad it's
Speaker 3: good movies. Yeah, And I'm like, I get what you're saying,
Speaker 3: but like that kind of kind of does make it
Speaker 3: a good movie. It makes it.
Speaker 1: That makes it an enjoyable movie. The difference between a
Speaker 1: good movie.
Speaker 3: Like I get, I get, Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah that's fair, that is fair, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. And if it's unintentionally good
Speaker 2: like the what was it?
Speaker 5: The what is it?
Speaker 1: The Room? Right, one of those, it's unintentionally fucking great.
Speaker 3: The Room.
Speaker 1: The first time I saw that movie, I was hanging
Speaker 1: out with Joe and we watched that movie. Was me,
Speaker 1: him and I think like two other friends, and I
Speaker 1: was just like what I said more than once, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Out loud? I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: The background to That's a great It's like like Mantean candidate,
Speaker 2: Like I just kind of switched on to something else.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous sex scene. Yeah, it was like, fuck, what is
Speaker 1: that movie?
Speaker 3: Is weird? Like I it is a bummer because like
Speaker 3: it did get to a point where everybody knew about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was kind of like a fun thing for
Speaker 3: a little bit and then it's just kind of gott
Speaker 3: and then he became like too self aware.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: He tried to make movies that were purposefully bad, like
Speaker 3: he had when where like a shark was on the
Speaker 3: street or something that's the.
Speaker 2: Worst thing when people tried I'm like, bro, no, that
Speaker 2: was lightning in a bottle. You can't replicate that.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 3: He had a movie, he had a short film called
Speaker 3: The House that Drips Blood on Alex It is real
Speaker 3: and I loved the title that I remember.
Speaker 1: I was fired.
Speaker 3: It's such a stupid movie title, but like I remember
Speaker 3: watching it me and like he knows, and it made
Speaker 3: it so much less fun.
Speaker 1: As soon as I started seeing him at every convention,
Speaker 1: like I was like, all right, it's over.
Speaker 3: I mean, look respectfully, get your bag, Look, get your bag.
Speaker 3: I'm not begrudging him for doing it, because I ultimately like,
Speaker 3: is the most success I'll ever have.
Speaker 1: Milk it, fuck it? Who cares? Try? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: But it does make it does like from like a
Speaker 3: genuine enjoyer of that that first movie.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: It does make whatever you make afterwards seem a little
Speaker 3: bit forced. And did you guys see the movie that
Speaker 3: was based off of the Disaster Artist?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, did you see it? I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: I I feel like I must have seen it, but
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything about it. That's definitely a movie
Speaker 3: I absolutely made an attempt to see, but I remember
Speaker 3: nothing about it.
Speaker 1: That was a while ago. It feels like there's like
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I can't even I can't even pinpoint it.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was pre Joker, I think, oh really, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think so. I don't know why I don't I
Speaker 3: don't know why. I think pro and pre like it's
Speaker 3: pro and post Joker. You know, I remember, I remember,
Speaker 3: I remember time based on spatial awareness, so you know,
Speaker 3: like I don't know exactly what year Joker came out in,
Speaker 3: or like what year that movie came out in, but
Speaker 3: I remember what apartment I was in. Yeah, I remember,
Speaker 3: what I mean, And because of that, I remember what
Speaker 3: other movies were out at the time, and you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. So it's like, oh, that's a Joker era.
Speaker 1: Kind of ah. Man, Joker is such a good movie,
Speaker 1: and the second one was maybe made me feel uncomfortable
Speaker 1: the second one. The second one had moments like.
Speaker 3: Like spoilers for Joker too, Joker gets raped.
Speaker 1: It had as visceral moments happen. The first one is
Speaker 1: actually to me genuinely, yeah, I mean, because that moment
Speaker 1: it was such a high horse. And then they drag him,
Speaker 1: they beat him up, they bring him to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: which is crazy about to actually clean him up. Afterwards
Speaker 1: they rape it is creating all the song and dances
Speaker 1: out of the movie.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, it is actually like a crazy it
Speaker 3: is so it was crazy that somebody made that on
Speaker 3: purpose and then people were like, I guess we're putting
Speaker 3: this out, you know.
Speaker 2: I I still I still hold the feeling that in
Speaker 2: you know, ten years or whatever, people are gonna be like,
Speaker 2: this is brilliant because this guy, what's his name, the director,
Speaker 2: Todd Phillips, Yeah, whatever, Yeah, I think, is that right?
Speaker 1: I think I think literally, okay, yeah, okay, well that
Speaker 1: you didn't like I thought I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was like, that doesn't do anything. I think
Speaker 1: he was just like, you're not. I think, didn't you
Speaker 1: want to just don't you feel like you just want
Speaker 1: to tank it on purpose? Yeah? No, No, I think
Speaker 1: I think he was like, you guys clearly didn't see
Speaker 1: what the fuck I was making, So I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: this and make you mad. I think that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what he was like. The people that like
Speaker 1: Joker for the wrong reasons have fun for the right reason.
Speaker 3: The thing that makes me question that though whether or
Speaker 3: notill age well is like whether or not in the
Speaker 3: future people will even have the contact of you know
Speaker 3: what I mean of the time, Like if you didn't
Speaker 3: grow up around the time.
Speaker 1: You'd probably just watched the movie be like what the
Speaker 1: fucking what are they doing?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, because it'd be completely divorced
Speaker 3: from like the internet conversation.
Speaker 1: I think that whole movie is the joke. I know
Speaker 1: what you mean, whole movie. Get it? Like that the joke.
Speaker 3: He's like the same movie as the joke he's telling
Speaker 3: in the at the end of the first movie. It's like, Yea,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't get it. I was right that it mattered.
Speaker 1: I think that's the joke actually, And I think it's like,
Speaker 1: this is a fucking even I wouldn't tell this joke. Goddamn. Listen, man,
Speaker 1: it's it's uh, it's a movie. It's it's a movie,
Speaker 1: and I make parts of it that I like that
Speaker 1: are genuinely very visceral, and I think that gets put
Speaker 1: across very well. I think it's directed well. I just
Speaker 1: think that it's like I just hate that it's not
Speaker 1: a musical. It's musical. Elements was not a musical.
Speaker 3: I was kind of looking forward, dude. I thought like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's they were bad. The song bad, The songs
Speaker 3: all bad. They were poorly performed, and uh, they were
Speaker 3: barely in it.
Speaker 2: Like the way this was an accidental, Like no, this
Speaker 2: had to have been calculated. And I feel like there
Speaker 2: was a moment I think, you know, this is just
Speaker 2: me speculating the moment when the when the when the
Speaker 2: midget guy was testifying, it was to me it was
Speaker 2: like this movie could have been good.
Speaker 1: It was like, that's such a good scene.
Speaker 3: It is a great scene.
Speaker 1: And then and then the movie.
Speaker 3: It's like watching it's like watching a really cool baby
Speaker 3: ship all over it so really cool man, Like you
Speaker 3: were like meet a baby and you're like, it's a
Speaker 3: chill baby baby.
Speaker 1: It's not crying, it's not doing any like yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a mewing baby.
Speaker 3: And then just suddenly just like cat Ski, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: know you for like I'm gonna know you for a while,
Speaker 3: and had a been here, I would have probably known
Speaker 3: you as a pretty cool baby. But now I remember
Speaker 3: you as as the baby they shut up his own back.
Speaker 1: Drenched baby. Ew I remember you drenched, but uh, shut
Speaker 1: up babies, because like shut up the babies, baby, shut
Speaker 1: out babies. Okay, Okay, I mean yeah, I guess No,
Speaker 1: I don't shin near that company. Shin that you know,
Speaker 1: you know how they they just sell everything everything. Yeah, like, well,
Speaker 1: well close, they had uh child sex dolls?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: She the third party company was selling the sex dolls.
Speaker 1: They clearly like I can't wait to rub this in
Speaker 1: everybody's face. Who buys stuff from sin? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Like I was like, man, so that's
Speaker 3: first of all.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. So of course they got taken down and
Speaker 1: I wanted to, but my heart was like nah, man.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Seeing scene was like, You're like I can't. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: how did this get pasta our vetting?
Speaker 1: Vetting? Because you it's like it's like fucking YouTube, Oh
Speaker 1: we manually reviewed this, Like oh really yeah, brother, that's
Speaker 1: a role but that's a robot. It doesn't speak the
Speaker 1: same language as the vetting process. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: The nerve of YouTube to even lie to you like that, right,
Speaker 3: like oh we manually reviewed this. Who the fuck are
Speaker 3: you paying to do this?
Speaker 1: What's his name? What's his name? If they were mainly
Speaker 1: makes it crazy. How did you flag me immediately? When
Speaker 1: the video is twenty four minutes long, it's been out
Speaker 1: for five minutes and you're manually reviewing it. How is
Speaker 1: that possible? YouTube?
Speaker 2: It's just it's just like uh we uh stop stop
Speaker 2: Stop fucking telling us that it's manual. Stop saying you
Speaker 2: review ship. We all know it's been bots for a
Speaker 2: very long time.
Speaker 3: It's just like feather bots are Indians.
Speaker 1: It's uh, look at Indians, dud, Look a man I had.
Speaker 1: I had to talk to I R S. Right, I
Speaker 1: to talk to I R S.
Speaker 2: And then I was outsourced and I was like, oh great.
Speaker 2: You know first I was like, oh, like, I think,
Speaker 2: how well are they going to be trained about?
Speaker 3: That was you?
Speaker 1: That was you? I didn't even that's great. I didn't
Speaker 1: put it together like that. You float a little too well,
Speaker 1: like he didn't know. You should have kept that to yourself.
Speaker 1: I tell you you should. Your going to tell you
Speaker 1: that joke could open some doors.
Speaker 3: I mean, I get I didn't think about it at all.
Speaker 1: Raised some smelly do what kind of noses? Huh? Like
Speaker 1: I should have. I should have said that.
Speaker 2: Chris was accidentally cooking street food. You're cooking, You're cooking
Speaker 2: good in his hands.
Speaker 1: Whatever I saw. Man, It's so.
Speaker 3: There is a lot of crazy anti Indian races.
Speaker 2: Yeah, runner, and there's an Indian guy and there's a
Speaker 2: very sad and it was immediately killed by racism for us.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, because like the cast was like purposely diverse. It
Speaker 2: was like a good like sample size of like kids.
Speaker 1: All they're doing the like a trial. So there's like
Speaker 1: the Asian guy, there's this, and then there was a
Speaker 1: little fat kid who clearly was was bait. He was
Speaker 1: gonna die, you know, like it's all tropy. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like I was like, I hate watching this, Like if
Speaker 1: I was thirteen years old, this would be fire. It
Speaker 1: was literally that he was.
Speaker 3: It was the name pig or something, Piggy.
Speaker 1: Flagg fucking saw.
Speaker 2: Uh So, yeah, it's the Indian guy who was a
Speaker 2: sad It was supposed to be a really sad, powerful moment,
Speaker 2: and of course it was undercut by just yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't need to say anything, let your mind want. Well,
Speaker 2: it was because like he okay, so he didn't want
Speaker 2: to turn into a zombie, right, because that there's a virus.
Speaker 2: And he's like there there's it's so stupid fucking zombies.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so trophy everything. Anyway, He's like, don't
Speaker 2: let me turned into one of them. And then so
Speaker 2: they gave the only gun they had, they gave it
Speaker 2: to him, and of course instead of a instead of
Speaker 2: requesting a gun.
Speaker 1: What do you think it requested food? Yes?
Speaker 3: Are you serious? No?
Speaker 1: But no, I'm saying no, no, no, no, Sorry. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is they gave him a gun. What did
Speaker 1: we make him request? That's what I'm saying, he wanted.
Speaker 1: I'm just we ruined the moment by just being it's
Speaker 1: all his last final moments. He wanted something, and I'll
Speaker 1: just leave it at that. I'm just leave it at
Speaker 1: that is so mean. I don't know why. I don't
Speaker 1: know where that came. Dude, I was, I was around
Speaker 1: them so often. I just don't understand where all that.
Speaker 1: I get it now I get one. You know what
Speaker 1: I think it comes from it. It's clearly, it's clear
Speaker 1: it's from the fucking end one or whatever, the visa
Speaker 1: thing of them dominating the tech field and then people
Speaker 1: purposely putting information.
Speaker 2: That would say that's for like the actual like genuine
Speaker 2: like biggots. But yeah, what I think for like people
Speaker 2: like us to me and to be honest, and it
Speaker 2: is insensitive in a way that I'm like I and
Speaker 2: I feel like there are certain groups, there are certain
Speaker 2: groups that have had it very well and did not
Speaker 2: They did not go through the ship like say some
Speaker 2: people did in America for sure, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about America in
Speaker 1: this modern day. So I feel like you can, you
Speaker 1: can punch at them a little bit harder because it's like,
Speaker 1: y'all didn't you know, you know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: the it's the big problem. It's for them and Asians.
Speaker 1: They don't ride, you know, whenever, whenever things are going
Speaker 1: on for people of minorities. You see Hispanic people, yeah,
Speaker 1: you see black people, yeah, and then the other two
Speaker 1: minority groups that are pretty predominant here, they just don't.
Speaker 1: They don't ride with us. And it's like, well, this
Speaker 1: is why it's unfortunate. It's unfortunately there's still there's still
Speaker 1: your brothers and a human race. But it's like it's clear,
Speaker 1: you know, it's clear it's the same ship with the
Speaker 1: Crazy it is we're all, okay, we're all neighbor Charlson Crazy,
Speaker 1: We're all cousins on this planet, you know, effectively. But
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, it's the same thing with the
Speaker 1: freaking Ice ship.
Speaker 3: We're vaguely related, yeah, and Ice.
Speaker 1: Thing, and then like all about who being like sorry,
Speaker 1: that's like that's crazy, bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: That's that's too insane, Like that's too like when the
Speaker 2: real ship's happening, come on, we've got to get together.
Speaker 2: But like little jabs like I'm talking about, like say,
Speaker 2: when when people are talking about c R T d I,
Speaker 2: you know who's getting this ship, Well, it's Nigga's. The
Speaker 2: darkest of the dark are getting it's all. They're being attacked,
Speaker 2: especially black women, and so you know you have the
Speaker 2: vi you got the vives that will get a pass.
Speaker 3: Until they're the response that he was getting to. Like
Speaker 3: after after the election, he was like we we do.
Speaker 3: You see the vec no I show? He showed it
Speaker 3: all my time up for the first time ever. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I can't You're being come
Speaker 3: from under a rock nake crawl that from He really
Speaker 3: was crazy, Like he appeared on my timeline out of nowhere,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, what the fuck I forgot
Speaker 3: about you?
Speaker 1: I really did forget it. I'm back. He is sucking
Speaker 1: his pointy ass ears too. How is he not a goblin?
Speaker 3: He's more of like a yeah, he's like I know
Speaker 3: what you mean.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like a he's like a whatever Dabby
Speaker 1: is house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh he popped up out of nowhere and
Speaker 3: he was like after after the Democrats won every conceivable election. Uh,
Speaker 3: he showed up and he was like I think it
Speaker 3: was like something along the lines of like what can
Speaker 3: we learn from this? It's like we don't. We shouldn't do,
Speaker 3: you know, identity, identity politics, So all that should matter
Speaker 3: is the content of your character because that's what we
Speaker 3: that's what we're about. And then all the comments are
Speaker 3: under under it.
Speaker 1: Was like Indian of our country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all just that stuff. And it's just like you,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you expected.
Speaker 1: It was an anti Indian page dedicated to just shitting
Speaker 1: on Indians. Replying to Hill, it was so funny.
Speaker 3: It's crazy and it's like wild stuff. It's that vote
Speaker 3: for you because you're fucking brown and cold. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: Colter said that that's he took it.
Speaker 1: He took it. That's the thing right here.
Speaker 3: That's like, that's the thing about a lot of those
Speaker 3: guys is that like they they like they must like
Speaker 3: just being abused or something. Dave Rubin too was like,
Speaker 3: we're Ben Shapiro is like I don't respect anything about you,
Speaker 3: and I won't go to your fucking anniversary party and
Speaker 3: bank In fanct Hagan and I want to, and he's like,
Speaker 3: he's like.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, fair.
Speaker 3: Since there I respect you, fair, I hadn't considered your
Speaker 3: point of view.
Speaker 5: And it's like at a certain point in fact that
Speaker 5: I was gay and a gay person, and I respect
Speaker 5: you at a certain point, Like would you tell my
Speaker 5: husband about this.
Speaker 1: Gay husband?
Speaker 3: Can't we have to tell my gay husband with my
Speaker 3: name exact same name by the way, his first name
Speaker 3: is Dave and they're married.
Speaker 1: That's so you know what about that? My first what
Speaker 1: my second friend Taylor gay ship? I'm just say I
Speaker 1: thought you're gonna say my first wife was Dave? My
Speaker 1: first one?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that would be sus Because since I
Speaker 2: actually went to a studio and then people would be like, wait,
Speaker 2: did you have sex with Dave Rubin?
Speaker 1: He tried. When I showed up, he was like, Derek,
Speaker 1: you're gay, right, that was the first thing he said,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yo.
Speaker 6: He was like a muppet for some reason when people
Speaker 6: make fun of that's because he does have kind of
Speaker 6: a voice like this, he has one of those stupid
Speaker 6: I've heard him.
Speaker 1: I guess he has like a there's a little bit
Speaker 1: one of those stupid little explainathon fucking voices. I think
Speaker 1: he has more like this, get ready, that's what I
Speaker 1: think you've been on. You've been on your voice ship today, Bro,
Speaker 1: good ship, Derek. I don't look, man, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: over it, dude. I just it just.
Speaker 2: Its like anyone got anything to say. It's like, shut up,
Speaker 2: why are you mad at me? There are people that
Speaker 2: are but fucking you seven Ways to Sunday.
Speaker 1: There are people are literally might be giving you your
Speaker 1: gay pleasure. I love Penis, you know, in fact, I
Speaker 1: hate you for that. I'm still gonna give you a
Speaker 1: lot of money from Meushia, I'm doingsh. You want to
Speaker 1: see something funny with everyone, It's real. You see something
Speaker 1: funny involving Did you see that joke? I just saw
Speaker 1: this joke recently. This page.
Speaker 2: There a lot of channels are popping up that are
Speaker 2: uh leftists, and it's like it's they're they're good, not
Speaker 2: AI And I was like, thank god, it's a human
Speaker 2: on it, and see what you're saying. And this guy
Speaker 2: he was just I never saw this joke from Charlie Kirkle.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised he said it, but I'm like, how
Speaker 2: did you feel bad for this nigga? Where he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: a lot of people are worried about uh, like Palestinis
Speaker 2: and Muslims throwing gaze off of buildings and then I
Speaker 2: didn't see I just saw that. And he's like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess the you know not to worry about that
Speaker 2: anymore because there's no buildings.
Speaker 1: Oh I did see that at all. And then the
Speaker 1: people are clapping ship. I'm like, you shouldn't kill Muslims,
Speaker 1: and then you should you should have killed Jews fucking Muslims,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, he did. He did? He did. He
Speaker 1: did say that exactly? These are these are that is
Speaker 1: verbato I exactly what he did say? What It makes
Speaker 1: it crazy that the fact that he tried to defend
Speaker 1: was saying Jews is crazy. Look because that blows my
Speaker 1: mind because that's like, not how you Jesus never you
Speaker 1: never say that kindly. Raally You're like, oh you're a Jewish.
Speaker 1: You don't say oh you're a jew.
Speaker 3: This This is an exact always Son in Philadelphia conversation.
Speaker 3: I know it's the same where they have that conversation, No,
Speaker 3: they have that conversation about the word Jewish. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 3: where he was like, oh.
Speaker 1: You said it kind of weird.
Speaker 3: They are Jews. You shouldn't say it like that.
Speaker 1: What's his name, Louis c. K in a twenty ten special,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was called. Remember that one?
Speaker 2: Well, no, this one was it was specifically at a
Speaker 2: bit about the jew and he was like he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a little stink on that when he said because
Speaker 2: he's like I think he was talking about Obama, like
Speaker 2: goes they joke about Obama.
Speaker 1: It's like we need to it together, we need you know,
Speaker 1: the Christians, the Muslims, the Jews, this, and then like
Speaker 1: like oh there's a yeah, because he.
Speaker 2: Was basically the bit was like it can it's either
Speaker 2: it could be derogatory.
Speaker 1: You cannot be completed black person in blacks, but no
Speaker 1: one says black.
Speaker 3: The one saying black is always it's always awkward to
Speaker 3: say blacks is weird, and just I feel the same.
Speaker 1: We want to hear white the blacks, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not when like a Nick says whites needed
Speaker 3: and I'm like why why what do you say.
Speaker 1: I guess he just feels jealous that like, oh they
Speaker 1: we need we want to be grouped like that too.
Speaker 1: We need we need our own.
Speaker 3: It's just weird. I don't know, that's always been strange.
Speaker 1: I hate his building. That's penis and white people. What
Speaker 1: was the other thing. I can't wait the cand it's
Speaker 1: someone's one day. I'm so excited about it.
Speaker 3: There's no way he's he's no way. First of all
Speaker 3: that I've seen that. Have you seen the thing where
Speaker 3: he's like he's going through a hypothetical hole where he's
Speaker 3: talking about like yeah, nay, me and Candice, we're gonna
Speaker 3: look back on this and we're gonna laugh and we're
Speaker 3: gonna look at each other. I'm gonna show up. We're
Speaker 3: gonna be driving and I'm gonna shoot her a knowing glance.
Speaker 3: We're gonna pass pop Eyes and then we're gonna go ah,
Speaker 3: and then we'll go in and we'll order something the
Speaker 3: three piece white for the lady. He's fun. It's unfortunate
Speaker 3: how funny fun he really is funny.
Speaker 2: That was the one thing that Tucker Carlson said, like
Speaker 2: he was like, you can't deny how talented because he
Speaker 2: you know, he's been sucking him off off on a
Speaker 2: whole thing, and he's gone on a bunch of podcasts
Speaker 2: and he's like the one thing you can't deny. If
Speaker 2: anybody's saying this, they're fucking bullshit. He's like how talented
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, he's a funny guy. It's a
Speaker 3: shame he's evil, but like whatever it is.
Speaker 1: If he was, if he was on our side, he'd
Speaker 1: be a very useful asset. If he wasn't a staunch
Speaker 1: big it sucked. We need that, We need the energy
Speaker 1: that he brings, but just in a non racist way.
Speaker 1: Because I'm looking at all that it's funny because he
Speaker 1: is racist.
Speaker 3: That's that is also true.
Speaker 2: Like something about it, We're like it would lose something
Speaker 2: I just want, like because I'm looking at look at
Speaker 2: Kyle Kowinski and I like how he's I like how
Speaker 2: it's a little bit of an actor.
Speaker 3: He's an elder millennial though he's like there's parts of
Speaker 3: it where like I Krein he was like doing the
Speaker 3: gloating thing about the election. He was like dancing but
Speaker 3: like a cigar and I'm like, you know, got to
Speaker 3: do that there's a there's a little bit of a
Speaker 3: doing it a it's inauthentic where he's not. It's like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, just just just you don't have to
Speaker 3: Even sometimes when he's like making sometimes he'll say things like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's ghostkey Brosky, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: What what do you Why would I would?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it authentic. I would say it is authentic,
Speaker 3: but it's heightened to a point where it feels performative.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean, where it's like I
Speaker 1: think it's just old. I think that's the that's a
Speaker 1: huge problem that we ran into, where it's like people
Speaker 1: being genuinely lame is fine, Like having lame moments is fine.
Speaker 1: The problem is that we got so used to making
Speaker 1: fun of that that people stopped being that way, and
Speaker 1: then we're suffering from it.
Speaker 3: You want to see something cool, what do we change
Speaker 3: the camera to his?
Speaker 1: I would shiit spilled. I was just spilled all over it,
Speaker 1: and it's just like disaster. That was very cool. I
Speaker 1: really get caught in a bear trap when it's really cold.
Speaker 1: I don't that's I really hope it spills. I hope
Speaker 1: his spells that's gonna be a clip. That'll be a clip,
Speaker 1: it will be seen.
Speaker 3: Was the other thing that happened that somebody died in
Speaker 3: the old Yeah, somebody died in the Oval Office. Somebody
Speaker 3: died next to Trump. He survived.
Speaker 1: Dude, he collapsed in a like in a very funny way. Actually,
Speaker 1: who the fuck was it? Did?
Speaker 3: You didn't see? No? Nobody gives his ship about who
Speaker 3: this guy was. It was because it all says, this
Speaker 3: man collapses in Oval office. No name, no profession, nobody.
Speaker 3: I've never seen that guy in my life as far
Speaker 3: as I know, Like, he doesn't look recognizable to me.
Speaker 3: But they were having some press conference in the Oval Office.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was for.
Speaker 3: Doctor Oz is giving a speech about I don't know,
Speaker 3: fucking Pennison warns, showing what the fuck he's talking about,
Speaker 3: and off screen some dudes like collapsing, And it's awesome
Speaker 3: because Trump just stands up, he looks down and he's
Speaker 3: just like, doesn't give a shit.
Speaker 1: RFK bolts the fuck out of the room.
Speaker 3: He dips immediately, immediately crazy. I think I I I
Speaker 3: think it's because like doctor Oz went to go help him,
Speaker 3: and Rfk's.
Speaker 1: Like that's not a real doctor. I've gotta go. I
Speaker 1: gotta go find someone real. I gotta go. I gotta
Speaker 1: get a waymo over here.
Speaker 2: The fucking Grift was up in that moment where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're self aware that they're not real.
Speaker 1: At least he is.
Speaker 2: He knows he's not fucking how you can't write a
Speaker 2: book saying that fucking AIDS is caused by taking fucking
Speaker 2: drug gay people taking poppers.
Speaker 1: You know you're full of shit, So you've gotta know
Speaker 1: this is really in trouble. Real people that the real stuff.
Speaker 1: You know. It's funny.
Speaker 3: I think he dipped because earlier that morning he was
Speaker 3: he met with that guy and he was like, hey,
Speaker 3: take this, I take it every day. And then he
Speaker 3: took it, and then he fucking collapsed.
Speaker 1: Another He's like, I gotta I gotta not be around here.
Speaker 1: I gotta not be in the room. Shot one off.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh no, it was just PERI. He
Speaker 1: gave me, gave him a capsule of uranium rich rich
Speaker 1: was youranium. And the guy's like, oh yeah, those wear
Speaker 1: that color.
Speaker 3: Just when wear that color explains your voice explains pretty
Speaker 3: much everyone.
Speaker 1: My bad, I forgot that was rising right. That's fucking evil.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like to live on the edge. I have one
Speaker 1: rice in tablet in my other pill a month, six
Speaker 1: tablets of uranium, and I like to play hard. Those
Speaker 1: odds are crazy. I was like a full big of
Speaker 1: pills one in seven, one in seven for rizin and
Speaker 1: the other parts of uranium. That's a fucking lose, lose, dude.
Speaker 3: He's just playing. He's just playing Russian Roulette for no reason.
Speaker 3: It's not even Russian rule. It's just like, let's just die.
Speaker 3: Roulette implies there's a chance of like coming out a chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my jam, it's a slim chance with a chance that, dude,
Speaker 1: i'd play I play roulette. You wouldn't. You wouldn't if
Speaker 1: there was a fifty to fifty chance, I'd play it.
Speaker 3: Yes, fifty to fifty is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's worse. That's worse. That's like actually worse. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: there's three bullets. Yeah, hell yeah, that's my god. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: damn it, damn it.
Speaker 3: Imagine that thrill you would get from No, I don't
Speaker 3: get I don't get thrills like that.
Speaker 1: You don't know. I'm not I'm not like you.
Speaker 2: Know, the roller coaster person, the diver, the rock climber
Speaker 2: would know. I'm not fat person.
Speaker 1: No, you see my skin, that's not in my DNA.
Speaker 5: I I.
Speaker 1: Understand thrill to a degree. You know, I've set nurseries
Speaker 1: on fire.
Speaker 3: I've really a thrill though it is.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna catch me. You know that they're not
Speaker 1: gonna get out.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I'm starting to think, wait, he is the
Speaker 3: rapist from the thing from the drawing, because.
Speaker 1: He's talking about like setting nurseries on I'm not a rapist.
Speaker 1: He's an arson. I am arson, true arson, not disgusting. Okay,
Speaker 1: I rape property, rape property, all right.
Speaker 3: I move on to a question.
Speaker 1: Take a word for it. I felt questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, covered pretty much two questions and then leave, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then not read the name.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, we should read three names. That's
Speaker 1: how that's how it is.
Speaker 3: The twenty five hours here is actually get it's a lottery.
Speaker 1: You have three chances. I love that.
Speaker 3: That's so fucking heinous.
Speaker 1: I love that. And you guys better not go down
Speaker 1: in tears. So I'm gonna find you. I know who
Speaker 1: information we actually locked you in. You can't you can't
Speaker 1: you can't even leave. It's linked to your bank accounts.
Speaker 3: It's that it's linked to your Social Security number actually,
Speaker 3: so it'll follow whatever card you you open up after
Speaker 3: you canceled this one. Good luck, it's all transferring. There's interest.
Speaker 3: Sorry entancesane. Did you see the what is it? There
Speaker 3: was a guy I saw it. Look, I don't watch
Speaker 3: Sam Seedter, really, I don't watch the majority of before.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know, I don't have time really,
Speaker 3: but like I saw a clip of him. He was
Speaker 3: talking about some guy on Fox News who was complaining
Speaker 3: about Momdanni winning and he said the guy on Fox
Speaker 3: News said, uh, Jews, forget the danger when there's a
Speaker 3: promise of free stuff. Whoa we said that on like
Speaker 3: on Fox News and nobody no, by the way, nobody
Speaker 3: said anything about it. Like everybody was just like yeah.
Speaker 3: And so it cuts to Sam Seater and he's like, well,
Speaker 3: he had like a whole I've never seen him do
Speaker 3: a comedy bit before. Yeah, I don't associate Samseeter with
Speaker 3: like funny.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean. He's a comedian actually.
Speaker 3: I know, but like I just like I'm not saying
Speaker 3: but he's like, yeah, well you know we're not gonna
Speaker 3: and transition is like, oh, we're getting into the the
Speaker 3: the paid part of the show that ends the free
Speaker 3: portion of the show. It's time to say goodbye to
Speaker 3: all the Jews.
Speaker 1: Entering the gentile part of the program.
Speaker 3: It's like, I was like, I've never seen him do
Speaker 3: it a bit like that. I was like, that's funny, dude, I.
Speaker 1: Think he's funny. The problem is that he has to
Speaker 1: be serious too often because the people he's around are crazy.
Speaker 1: He's often interacting with psychos, so you can't tell them jokes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I honestly, I want you dead to die.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know much about him.
Speaker 2: He's got a lot of he's got he actually does
Speaker 2: have a lot of good material. The issue is that
Speaker 2: he's never worked on his cadence.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care. He's the most like not like.
Speaker 2: I've seen him in debates and the amount of times
Speaker 2: he's dismissed like I don't care kind of you're not
Speaker 2: supposed to do that in a debate and say I
Speaker 2: don't don't care, you know, but he'll just because he
Speaker 2: literally doesn't care.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know anything about anything, like people are like
Speaker 1: he has to be like, so, what's this again? Who's that?
Speaker 2: He just no subjects, but he doesn't know people. He
Speaker 2: doesn't give a shit, So when he's doing his bits,
Speaker 2: he's like a lot of times it's very slow and
Speaker 2: a lot of ums. Holy fuck, this motherfucker ums like
Speaker 2: no one I've ever.
Speaker 1: He does. And I'm like, bro, I didn't for decades.
Speaker 3: That's kind of why I didn't latch onto that show. Really,
Speaker 3: it's just like it's too slow. It's very people that
Speaker 3: I follow that are like a lot more quick with it, yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot more concise with it.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, like I do a lot of ums sometimes.
Speaker 1: And then the one thing, what's the one thing? The
Speaker 1: Cali thing? The Cali thing, saying like I forgot I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't even think of it in the moment, is it?
Speaker 1: I say? You know? Is that it like saying you know?
Speaker 1: You know? It's one of those things? What are those things?
Speaker 1: Californians say no or like instead of saying like you
Speaker 1: get it or right, they say no, And it bothers
Speaker 1: me a lot, oh, like, oh no, I know, really
Speaker 1: bothers me. What do you mean? It's like when it's
Speaker 1: kind of like you're asking, it's it's kind of rhetorical.
Speaker 3: Oh I think I know what you're saying. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I say you're gonna go here? No? Yeah, like that
Speaker 1: just saying right or like got it? And they say no,
Speaker 1: and it's like, don't well I said what I do?
Speaker 1: I say no, yeah, yeah, I just I just don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know people. Problem.
Speaker 3: He's like, are you going to the party. He's like no, yeah,
Speaker 3: ill go no yea, which is like, which is that
Speaker 3: covers me? Because I can not show up?
Speaker 1: And it was like, yeah, I'll go. This is how
Speaker 1: I get out of most of it. I don't affirm people.
Speaker 1: That's actually a problem I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't everything. I feel like Genie hangs.
Speaker 1: Up because I feel like people because I feel like
Speaker 1: I was I was raised like when people tell me
Speaker 1: to do things, I just have to do it. It's
Speaker 1: not really a conversation back and forth. And then what
Speaker 1: happens is I'm like, okay, this with me, and I
Speaker 1: go to start doing like are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm doing it? Well, are you asking
Speaker 1: me again? I don't care what you're saying. We're gonna
Speaker 1: move on A question? Crazy what a Meanie Weenie Meani
Speaker 1: Weenie Beanie.
Speaker 3: Patreon, A comslast is Stark Tank. You remember, right, Patreon,
Speaker 3: A comslast is Stark Tank. Go over there if you
Speaker 3: want to add for early access exclusive episodes. We did
Speaker 3: a whole fucking uh, we did a whole homo ween
Speaker 3: right right up together.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna still do great? It's funny whatever we
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not sold on it. I was all right, well,
Speaker 3: there's two out of three we could do it.
Speaker 1: It worked. This is democracy kind of it started making.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't picture myself laughing at it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is actually kind of funny. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I was. We'll figure it out. The point is there's
Speaker 3: stuff over on the Patreon, So go over there. Go
Speaker 3: over there, Go to the Patreon, get your writings into
Speaker 3: the show, get your names right at the end of
Speaker 3: the show, if you so choose. We're also gonna be
Speaker 3: doing I figure we'll do the callings starting like next year.
Speaker 3: It would be like a nice kind of like new
Speaker 3: season type stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, we'll we'll set it up. We're not
Speaker 1: collings what is it?
Speaker 3: The voice, the Google voice, voicemail, voicemails. So we'll have
Speaker 3: some of your callings.
Speaker 1: It'll be fun.
Speaker 3: It'll be fun to.
Speaker 1: Hear some of our freak fucking listeners voices and ship.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait to hear hyperventilating and
Speaker 3: like nasal hank highs.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna find you in the way you are.
Speaker 1: I know what you're wearing right now.
Speaker 3: We have real ass people who listen to this show,
Speaker 3: by the way, like for like professional animators, people who
Speaker 3: work at studios, to people who work on fucking aircraft characters,
Speaker 3: fucking physicists, some of the people that bother me.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: It is upsetting. It's upsetting to know, like, oh man,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be watching the.
Speaker 1: Prestigious people with somebody in the medical field too. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like Trumps been a big fan for years. You
Speaker 1: guys are right about me. I kind of suck. But
Speaker 1: you don't have Social Security numbers anymore. I got rid
Speaker 1: of them years ago. Why Sweety so black?
Speaker 3: Why is he so black? What happened to his fetus?
Speaker 1: Why is it so?
Speaker 3: Why is he so black?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 4: I knew his parents. They were not black. I can
Speaker 4: confirm this. He's stealing or something. I don't know what's
Speaker 4: going on, not because he's black, but he stole.
Speaker 1: The black from someone.
Speaker 4: There's probably some black guy was originally white and he's
Speaker 4: living in hell because this basis ship black person, this
Speaker 4: fake black person stole the black.
Speaker 1: Often I would I would like to talk to Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be an interesting conversation because I think
Speaker 1: I would sit down and be like, he's so amazing.
Speaker 1: People would still they would they would hang on to
Speaker 1: every word of that.
Speaker 3: They would be like, this is Kingston Jamison in particular.
Speaker 3: I wish there was a woke Trump exactly. I don't
Speaker 3: mean I don't mean like like like somebody to match
Speaker 3: his energy.
Speaker 1: I just I mean like.
Speaker 3: Like him exactly. It was like mega Trump, give me
Speaker 3: an example. Uh.
Speaker 4: Critical race theory is so important to learn. I think
Speaker 4: the whites need to pay reparation.
Speaker 1: It must be done. We can't be free unless we
Speaker 1: adone for generational sin. Also, I'm gay. It wouldn't work.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't work. We don't have the the band wasn't
Speaker 1: wouldn't It wouldn't because you'd be like, you're being mean
Speaker 1: to them some of them, and it'd be like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Your hair is blue? Why is that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why is your hair blue? Why is your dog have
Speaker 1: a human name? What human? Nat dog named Dylan? You?
Speaker 1: You white woman dog? Your fault? Everyone a dog named Dylan.
Speaker 1: My neighbor had a dog named Dylan. No, it didn't
Speaker 1: swear on everything I've ever cared.
Speaker 3: What the fun was your neighbor?
Speaker 1: What is it? My neighbor was a white woman and
Speaker 1: gave her dog named Dylan. I mean, it's it's a
Speaker 1: reflection on how fucking boring they are.
Speaker 2: It's really like you can always tell you can tell
Speaker 2: people about how they drive and how they name their pets.
Speaker 1: It's abused to.
Speaker 3: If you get a name, your your your animal, something
Speaker 3: like a human name, it's gotta it's it's gotta be
Speaker 3: prefaced by something silly.
Speaker 1: I think tickle bottoms or before.
Speaker 3: Like I would like uh if I These are the
Speaker 3: only names that I ever considered for animals was crash
Speaker 3: and sir Dan Dan. It is stupid, exactly, it's but
Speaker 3: it's silly, like no one you wouldn't name your son
Speaker 3: sir Daniel, But like a dog is like yeah, come here,
Speaker 3: sir Dan, Yeah, My dog name was Rocky. I don't
Speaker 3: give a ship. Rocky is not a person's name. Also
Speaker 3: not really, it's it's what yeah, because the name of
Speaker 3: that's the name of a fucking uh.
Speaker 1: Name though right, it is a real name. Her name,
Speaker 1: her name was, Her name was Rocky. Then I found
Speaker 1: she was a girls called it roquelle Roquel, But those
Speaker 1: are people name because like the it's just rocky, but
Speaker 1: what you call it? I found out she was a
Speaker 1: girl the O.
Speaker 7: Her name is rocket or maybe it's rock Noel, rock nol,
Speaker 7: Rocky Rocker, rocker, the rocky rock and rock and rocking.
Speaker 1: So amazing improvisational work.
Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
Speaker 1: I just locked? I just I just put the metal
Speaker 1: of rock. He's had a stroke.
Speaker 3: Mister electric, send this guy to the penis explosion chamber immediately, immediately.
Speaker 1: Can't explode? All right, Well I don't. I mean my
Speaker 1: penis inscrutable. We're gonna read the name.
Speaker 3: No, we're gonna read some questions from our patron's over
Speaker 3: patron concess canna remember you can go over there.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see, let's do this one.
Speaker 3: God, I should have read this rock one bad epsler,
Speaker 3: don't ruin the whole bunch guy and he said, So
Speaker 3: this guy wrote and he says, how would swing you
Speaker 3: feel if King Dad called him a waste of jiz
Speaker 3: and wished Derek was his son instead?
Speaker 1: Would that bother you at all? Are you sure? I
Speaker 1: really don't care about my dad at all? Like it's
Speaker 1: it's it's I can't even get ridiculous. I don't care
Speaker 1: about my dad. No, he wasn't a part of my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I don't hate him, but I don't
Speaker 3: like it's apathy.
Speaker 1: Actually, you said you would go to his funeral if
Speaker 1: he if he exploded, I probably would go. So you
Speaker 1: do have some feelings from I mean, I'm his first sons.
Speaker 1: I like, I don't have any affection.
Speaker 3: Towards him, be honest. Would you go for this primarily?
Speaker 3: Would you be there for food? The food to be banging?
Speaker 1: Bro? Can I go Jamaica Cuban food? That'd be fucking fun.
Speaker 1: I go, I just show up.
Speaker 3: This is one of my niggas, add me onto the party.
Speaker 3: Foll bring you guys.
Speaker 1: I'd bring you guys. It would be The food would
Speaker 1: be crazy good. Okay, I want to go because I
Speaker 1: want to see your dad. I want to see he's
Speaker 1: gonna open the casket my my dad. Probably not, he's
Speaker 1: not gonna.
Speaker 3: Be guys of the moment idea, just like it came
Speaker 3: to me the moment, Let's kill Kingson's dad.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, you can kill me On.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel we can go to the funeral.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't I would feel wrong taking that from you.
Speaker 3: You should be the one to kill him. Oh right, yeah,
Speaker 3: you should do it. All right, Well then let's do it. Then,
Speaker 3: all right, let's do the funeral.
Speaker 1: Let's all right, we'll do the Can we just do
Speaker 1: a mock funeral? I have, I have, I have the
Speaker 1: real thing. I have genuine apathy towards him. Like it's
Speaker 1: like it's not like hatred. It's like I just don't
Speaker 1: you don't care. It's difference. You're like, yeah, he's my
Speaker 1: dad whatever, he's my father technically, but like I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of how I feel about you. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 1: If he got if he got shot on public TV,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's crazy what he got. If he
Speaker 1: got kirt, I'd be like whoa, like he was. They
Speaker 1: might chuckle a little bit, and like it changed.
Speaker 3: My mind and he was like, you wouldn't feel weird
Speaker 3: about that because you like, you'd like his head would
Speaker 3: explode a little bit, and then you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: my head probably looks a little bit like that too
Speaker 3: on the inside.
Speaker 1: Because it's my dad. I would I would feel bad
Speaker 1: for my sister looking at your own, feel bad for
Speaker 1: like my sister, like my younger sister, and I feel
Speaker 1: bad for like the kids, my siblings, But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: feel for him. All of you are gay, change my mind.
Speaker 1: And then you go up to the booth and like,
Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend. It's a lot you're gay, And
Speaker 1: he just gets hit light hits, but he disappears. No,
Speaker 1: you don't have a all right, what is this?
Speaker 3: Oh? Here's here's another one goo Gooby Soft Road. In
Speaker 3: Gooby Soft, he says, hello, three beautiful boys, three beautiful
Speaker 3: boy toys. Quick question, when is when this should be?
Speaker 3: When are when are Chris and Derek going to update
Speaker 3: sweens Ai. He clearly isn't gay enough and still believes
Speaker 3: Lily exists. Yeah, we gotta do it.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of case and oriented interesting, keep
Speaker 1: it up. I wonder if there's more there's none?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, those are the only ones this entire month.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's pretty rare.
Speaker 3: It is fairly rare. That's why I wanted to focus
Speaker 3: on him. But yeah, these questions are weird. Man is
Speaker 3: Penis Mike for it. He says, you ever accidentally get
Speaker 3: come in your eye? It stings.
Speaker 2: I mean we've heard, we've heard it stings from the
Speaker 2: bitches getting, you know, taken shots in their.
Speaker 3: I've never come to anybody's You have never come in
Speaker 3: someone's eyes. Not not someone's eyes.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I don't think i've really I've never aimed
Speaker 1: to come in someone's.
Speaker 3: Right, but in my memory, oh he did, look at it.
Speaker 1: I have never heeded to come in someone's eyes. He
Speaker 1: got a software update mid But I've definitely come in
Speaker 1: women's eyes when the moon rises. I've come in guy's
Speaker 1: eyes before. I've come in guy's eyes before too. I
Speaker 1: like waited sleeping and I opened the eyelight. I'm like,
Speaker 1: guess what, that's surprise.
Speaker 3: That's like the kind of pranks that people pull in
Speaker 3: like the army and ship. Yeah, where it's just a frat.
Speaker 3: It's like, I guess what, I raped him?
Speaker 1: That's the joke. Guess what we fucking triple teamed him
Speaker 1: and he's penis hole and it's like, oh.
Speaker 3: We drugged him and then bought uh. We maxed out
Speaker 3: his credit card and put him in ruining debt and
Speaker 3: that's the that's the bit hilarious. Isn't that hilarious?
Speaker 1: God, you guys are funny. I wish I was.
Speaker 3: I wish I was as cool as you guys. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't even thought to max up my own credit cards,
Speaker 3: but the game showed naturally to you. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 3: I would have been too scared to do it. But
Speaker 3: like you guys are real men. We killed your parents, brou.
Speaker 1: Your wife and took videos of it. You guys are
Speaker 1: so fucking cool. God, I'm gonna get you back one
Speaker 1: of these days. We burned all your baby photos you've got.
Speaker 2: We fucking we've ACKed it a commentator social Security card
Speaker 2: and you're dead now.
Speaker 3: And we crashed the economy and ruined your parents pension plan.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we bailed out the banks. We failed at the bank.
Speaker 3: We plunged ourselves into a guilded age just to fight you, bro,
Speaker 3: You're not gonna believe this. We had the nuclear codes
Speaker 3: and guess what, guess what right now, and it's a skeleton.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of frat. That's a frat prank man,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you it's it's bad stuff.
Speaker 1: Don't come in people's eyes when they don't ask for it,
Speaker 1: don't do it, man. Yeah, that's I was strung him
Speaker 1: and drop him in Bill Cosby's closets rapes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fresh old. For his grip is so strong it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: He grabs onto you when he's holding onto something ethereal,
Speaker 1: like like you're trying to move but there's something like
Speaker 1: a cage around your body of some sort. To look
Speaker 1: back that fucking when when he was coming out of
Speaker 1: that court and he was doing that ship man, I
Speaker 1: was like, this nigga is gonna go to prison for
Speaker 1: a very long time and he's dancing essentially like that's
Speaker 1: I did it too late. You can't today those bitches
Speaker 1: up right. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh man, man, Jesus Christ, what are we doing.
Speaker 1: Back in the day of like motherfucker's Like shoot, that
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite vines ever. Those those were good.
Speaker 3: Which one was the guy.
Speaker 1: Steph Curry with the Bill face? Oh yeah, yeah to
Speaker 1: the couple, Yeah, ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I forgot what the question was still had that
Speaker 3: one come in your eye?
Speaker 1: Question? Whatever?
Speaker 3: No, Chris Bug Chaser Moldad and he says, you guys
Speaker 3: liked my question last month but didn't actually read it,
Speaker 3: which is really weird because it was a very good question.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I must have done I'm blanked out or something.
Speaker 3: But he said, if you could give an animal, if
Speaker 3: this was their question, I know why I didn't read it.
Speaker 3: If you if you could give an animal human intelligence
Speaker 3: so you could fuck it, what would you choose? Well,
Speaker 3: if it helps, you can give it nice hits or something.
Speaker 1: I've seen an ape with nice tits chimpanzee.
Speaker 2: Do you ever see that fucking meme that people are
Speaker 2: kind of like the meme is to discuss people, right,
Speaker 2: because it's like one of those things, and you're seeing
Speaker 2: some people in the comments section saying like sexually suggestive
Speaker 2: stuff in which is supposed to upset people, and so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I fucked that thing.
Speaker 3: I just don't have an answer, man, I can't even
Speaker 3: think of a funny.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, there's no animal. We're off, like, no, could I
Speaker 1: would have should have if they're not animals, like with
Speaker 1: tits even for me, like even things that are like
Speaker 1: anthropomorphic are still to animal for me for the most part.
Speaker 3: So when you digimond that was also a cat, it was.
Speaker 1: A cat once upon a time that it became a woman.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't think you have room to
Speaker 1: talk if that's the case. But it's very different fundamentally.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that different fundamentally, but definitely different.
Speaker 3: Not fundamentally no, like you admitted.
Speaker 1: It's different though, because like, I'm not gonna go there's
Speaker 1: an argument I could make, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the guy to have that argument be made. Yea,
Speaker 1: I bet so weaving fucking animals, bro, It's just not happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good question too. It was a
Speaker 3: great question.
Speaker 1: There you go, we steps on rakes, I bet you know,
Speaker 1: on purpose, got steps on backwards and get his ass.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this assholes start yes, you don't know,
Speaker 8: does hit his back and he's like slide down. You
Speaker 8: don't know, man, even though all these dudes built you know, yeah,
Speaker 8: gaping assholep wap his back.
Speaker 2: Would that be easier or would that be more convenior,
Speaker 2: less convenient having an asshole on your likenvenience?
Speaker 1: You sure? Yes, because we would have evolved, likely having
Speaker 1: something more similar to it if it was more convenient.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I feel like if I'm shitting,
Speaker 2: it's like it's I think toilets would be made like beds,
Speaker 2: so we had like an ass on the neck or
Speaker 2: something that interesting. I guess, like you lay down while
Speaker 2: you're shitting, like that's amazing. You go, you got nothing
Speaker 2: to say because it's so stupid, it's impressive. We imagine
Speaker 2: you having to lay Imagine you're in a world with
Speaker 2: our predators very very openly around you, and this animals
Speaker 2: like up, I got a ship and they have to
Speaker 2: lay down on their backs then get off and get
Speaker 2: away from something they're gonna die. They don't have to
Speaker 2: lay down. Humans would lay down because we don't want
Speaker 2: to get shipped on our back.
Speaker 1: Yes that's true, but I imagine there's animals, but imagine
Speaker 1: there's things hunting you, right, and it would be easier
Speaker 1: to like I feel like it'll ship if you're running
Speaker 1: and shitting, it'll it'll be better. It's better because like
Speaker 1: there's no butt cheeks, so you won't have like shitty
Speaker 1: butt cheeks. It would just fall down your back.
Speaker 2: But like it would be it would probably revolve or
Speaker 2: we'd have like rabbit shit, so then they would just
Speaker 2: be like pellets, like just cascadding off our back.
Speaker 1: No big deal, I think. I just I just don't
Speaker 1: see how that's a good idea at all. Is that
Speaker 1: he'd be able to track our ship easier. I feel
Speaker 1: like it would fall down our backs. It would lead
Speaker 1: us the toard where we were. And I'm not even,
Speaker 1: I'm not even, I don't even have Hunter's instincts and
Speaker 1: I'm able to listen.
Speaker 2: I want an asshole neck with pellet ships. You would
Speaker 2: you wouldn't like right now, right now? You wouldn't take
Speaker 2: pellet neck, asshole shitting pellets over just fucking you know, toilet.
Speaker 1: Paper shitty ass No, No, I would not. I think
Speaker 1: so you enjoy the process of city. I think big
Speaker 1: toilet paper is a problem. But I think if I
Speaker 1: talk about too much, I'll get killed big toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Actually, but like, listen, so sitting down being a slave
Speaker 2: to this toilet that's consuming your waist and like happen
Speaker 2: to fucking like slop, and then you have to, like
Speaker 2: you know, either have a bidet or have the wipes
Speaker 2: and stuff to make sure you're nice and clean versus
Speaker 2: just pellet dry ass pellets just kind of cascading right
Speaker 2: out of your neck. Is that not here?
Speaker 1: You're done? I feel like you're crazy. I feel like
Speaker 1: having I feel like having your your ship your ship
Speaker 1: box that close to anywhere anywhere up here is just
Speaker 1: bad for you. I think there's a reason why it's
Speaker 1: down here, not because it's so putrid. Now the ever
Speaker 1: cleaned up, like traveling up your body to be created.
Speaker 1: Your stomach is still here where it's made. You will
Speaker 1: digest way faster so you can why because there's less
Speaker 1: of a journey, there's are you? Are you serious?
Speaker 2: The journey would be like your esophagus and then you
Speaker 2: basically have one small intestae that this goes to your neck.
Speaker 1: But you still have a stomach that's located here that
Speaker 1: we don't anymore, your stomach being your head. We've evolved,
Speaker 1: but where would your stomach your assholes? Your rumbling stomach
Speaker 1: is essentially a part of your esophagus. This thing absorbs
Speaker 1: so what you got crazy acid reflex. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: get much smaller over time too, And we're gonna get
Speaker 1: much smaller.
Speaker 3: And I'm with him, I think I'm with him on this,
Speaker 3: and then you can just you can just dart them.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get the point where you just dart them out.
Speaker 1: It's just like enough context where you shoot really hard.
Speaker 1: They'll be the new ski shooting listen, man, Because I'm
Speaker 1: tired of feel like there was something that probably had
Speaker 1: that and it's not here.
Speaker 3: I think that's why I feel like, Yeah, there are
Speaker 3: definitely animals that ship out there next.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, but you know, they didn't evolve into they
Speaker 1: didn't involve into human beings that are because they're too cool.
Speaker 1: They're way too cool. That's what we have, these shipp
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 2: We have a thing where we're breathing and then you're
Speaker 2: trying to eat and drink and you can easily choke
Speaker 2: and die. Like we're we're so efficient, you know, we
Speaker 2: got stupid bullshit sloppy ship like sometimes you're just like
Speaker 2: I gotta go, I got to hurry up and go,
Speaker 2: and then you have sloppy shitting like I can't just
Speaker 2: hurry up and go because I got to make sure
Speaker 2: I'm thoroughly clean.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I might want to take
Speaker 1: a fucking shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, other than just having that's why I stopped even bothering.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I've had that doesn't happen often, but like
Speaker 2: I've had times where I'm like, I don't feel clean
Speaker 2: even though I'm absolutely thoroughly clean myself.
Speaker 1: It's such an ordeal. You're like, I gotta, I gotta
Speaker 1: annoy myself and going there you bless the water. I
Speaker 1: haven't taken a shit in five years. Correct, because you
Speaker 1: figured he's keep speaking it out. See, that's the next
Speaker 1: step of your blood is probably so bad. Not even pelts.
Speaker 1: I'm numb my whole body.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even have pellets. He evolved past pellets, and
Speaker 2: he just somehow disappears his waist.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? Something a lot, it's just crazy.
Speaker 1: One of my want you all. Talking to one of
Speaker 1: my friends. She had our tits done and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my titses have no feeling in them, like they haven't
Speaker 1: had feelings for it. Doesn't feel like it's worth it,
Speaker 1: and why would you want that? Like the motherfuckers that
Speaker 1: kill the nerves and there in their nipples and ship
Speaker 1: and all.
Speaker 3: That just seems like a lot.
Speaker 1: And she got it. She didn't know that was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: She didn't know what happened until it was like the nearing,
Speaker 1: the nearing of the process, because they were like, it
Speaker 1: may happen. She was like, well, I kind of had
Speaker 1: a sucking bullshit doctor and throw that only at the
Speaker 1: last second, not the last second, but like the nearing
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: By the way they might fall off the gas is like, oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, you might lose all your be able.
Speaker 1: To feel anything. Ever again, you're gonna be a social
Speaker 1: path save a little bit of anesthesia and just fucking
Speaker 1: he takes it. Hit it first. I want to watch
Speaker 1: a real long what for you?
Speaker 3: That's a sign by the way, wasn't it wasn't it?
Speaker 3: That was Brian Crampston. Brian Cranston was then puts it
Speaker 3: on Jerry that even lests him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry wakes up and he's that's a crazy that
Speaker 1: episode show.
Speaker 3: That show were blows my mind still to this day
Speaker 3: because I like that. That was a network sitcom where
Speaker 3: you're just like, yeah, he just gets raped Innis.
Speaker 1: And it's hilarious. It's insinuated. That's why that's a really
Speaker 1: big Dennis joke.
Speaker 3: That was like, no, it's very it happens it's happened,
Speaker 3: for sure, it happens in the show, like it happens, sated,
Speaker 3: like it's confirmed at the end of the episode. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because he like he writes into he writes into penthouse,
Speaker 3: he writes into penthouse forums and he and he writes
Speaker 3: about what he did do it, but he's reading his.
Speaker 1: Ending the Punks.
Speaker 3: Line of the episode is Jerry finds out, and then
Speaker 3: the joke is he fights out, he gets raped, and
Speaker 3: then he's still friends with him.
Speaker 1: He's like angry the same thing to a seventeen year
Speaker 1: old girl in a later episode. Dude.
Speaker 3: In a later episode, he's upset that he's not invited
Speaker 3: to his like Thanksgiving party or what. It's like he
Speaker 3: raped you again?
Speaker 1: Why did you write?
Speaker 3: Man, give me the discut at least.
Speaker 1: Can you make it freak? Come on, stay out of
Speaker 1: my dental office or come back. I don't He's like confused,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to rape you again, so maybe
Speaker 1: you do want to come back?
Speaker 3: Bo, Sorry, move on, we gotta move on.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 3: Look it's a little hey, look, it's a little game
Speaker 3: meme me and my ass wrote and he says, mister Jerry.
Speaker 1: I liked you. What are your joke, Jerry, come to
Speaker 1: the Factory.
Speaker 3: I like how you just stopped trying to impersonate any
Speaker 3: specific personator.
Speaker 1: Michael Richard comes to My name is Michael Richards. Come
Speaker 1: to the Last Factory. Come to the laugh Factory in
Speaker 1: two thousand, Patrin.
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm trying to read your thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, got the Black.
Speaker 1: Fade the Kings there we go, say fade to Kingston.
Speaker 1: You fucking take a shot to yourself. Well I've meant,
Speaker 1: like literally to me, you know I didn't. Oh I
Speaker 1: did it. I'm lying. I've been defeated the Black.
Speaker 3: Hey, look it's a little gaming, fucking my ass wrote
Speaker 3: in he says attempt number two. Hey, snark boys. Returning
Speaker 3: Patron last say welcome back, my guy.
Speaker 1: What no, no, thank you? That he's then I heard
Speaker 1: it came back and oh thanks man, I love you.
Speaker 3: Returning Patron last scene in the credits in episode eighteen
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty, shit, so welcome back. Been a fan
Speaker 3: of Chris since way before the podcast. At the time
Speaker 3: I last gave you Bunny, I was a university student
Speaker 3: living in London. Since then, I dropped out and returned
Speaker 3: to the States due to COVID, worked in education for
Speaker 3: a few years, return to London to complete my degree,
Speaker 3: lived off selling my plasma for a few months. I
Speaker 3: knew people who are doing nice real shit, attended Lincoln
Speaker 3: Park's Secret Return Show live, and now I work at
Speaker 3: a job that has nothing to do with my degree.
Speaker 1: Is many such cases, shit, many such cases.
Speaker 3: With my most recent Patrick, I was finally able to
Speaker 3: pay off a huge debt I had, and I thought
Speaker 3: I could spare the cash to support the only podcast
Speaker 3: I listened to that has helped me get through some
Speaker 3: of the toughest times in my life. Seriously, I appreciate
Speaker 3: you a lot. Appreciate you. Thanks for coming by.
Speaker 1: Damn dude.
Speaker 3: First of all, very very funny, nice message, all the
Speaker 3: bullshit we've just said, do you feel like that?
Speaker 1: But the show has been on more bullshit than it
Speaker 1: was lately. I feel like post returning back from all
Speaker 1: the remote side ones, it's been definitely hyper more bullshit
Speaker 1: for sure. Probably a little bit yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel yeah, we're making up for lost time, a
Speaker 2: little bit of a slow There's wacky stuff happening, good material,
Speaker 2: good stuff, weird, weird listeners.
Speaker 1: Rape. Yeah, I mean I wasn't good. I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that. But you know, but there's been a little
Speaker 1: bit of sexual assault on every episode. I know somehow
Speaker 1: you sarheaded it.
Speaker 3: Probably anyway, he says, with all that dick sucking. By
Speaker 3: the way, here's my question with the way digital gaming
Speaker 3: and streaming leads to not own nothing. I've spent my
Speaker 3: last the last few years buying up as much physical
Speaker 3: media as I can, most recently acquiring game Cube and
Speaker 3: PS two for the first time. It's maybe, wonder if
Speaker 3: you can, if you can save only five games from
Speaker 3: your physical collections when society collapses to play for the
Speaker 3: indefinite future, what would they be?
Speaker 1: I own like maybe four games? Really, well, I have
Speaker 1: a bunch of Pokemon games.
Speaker 3: Oh so that's really its Yeah, shout out for using
Speaker 3: this is an autistic nitpick, but using indefinite correctly because
Speaker 3: culturally it's doesn't mean indefinite anymore, like it means like
Speaker 3: permanent culturally.
Speaker 2: Like so I'm like, all right, cool, it's it's it's
Speaker 2: it's you can't even rail against it because it's just
Speaker 2: here to stay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like people, it's like how it's like how
Speaker 3: literally means exaggerated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's over that.
Speaker 3: That fight as long since died. But yeah I can, uh.
Speaker 3: I mean I have all my physical media is like
Speaker 3: older stuff, so it's like three sixty. I have a
Speaker 3: lot of it, but it's none of it's pre I
Speaker 3: think I maybe have like two PS four games, one
Speaker 3: and one Xbox one game, and certainly no PS five
Speaker 3: or Series X games. But I was, dude, I was
Speaker 3: so bummed out because like I wanted to play, uh
Speaker 3: what is it, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and there's just no
Speaker 3: way to do it without original hardware, Like you needed
Speaker 3: three sixty.
Speaker 1: You need the disc and that's the only way you played.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: I guess you could like you know, Pirate or whatever
Speaker 3: I probably will end up doing. Honestly, I owe them
Speaker 3: that fucking game.
Speaker 1: I have a question the best Xbox man, let's get it.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I just got one. Like you know,
Speaker 1: I said, while Jojo was gone, I made a lot
Speaker 1: of poor business decisions. The thing I bought a PS
Speaker 1: two to three sixty and some other bullets.
Speaker 3: The thing for me is that like I had, I know,
Speaker 3: I have a working three sixty at home.
Speaker 1: Oh right, so like for me to get it, just
Speaker 1: went back too.
Speaker 3: I just went back. I didn't have room in my
Speaker 3: fucking I just didn't think. I didn't think about it.
Speaker 3: M hm uh. So I'd have to go back, and
Speaker 3: next time I go back, I'm gonna be smuggling a
Speaker 3: bunch of those snapples back with me.
Speaker 1: Just smuggles on. I should take him. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: may or no more. You're yeah, you're you're you're uh,
Speaker 1: you're the manager. I guess, like what what that would
Speaker 1: be good? That would actually work.
Speaker 3: I believe he would fix uh, he would fix us up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do it, make up.
Speaker 3: It would be a massive downgrade for him.
Speaker 2: What if he fucks us and he's like this podcast
Speaker 2: needs to be more affordable and he like puts all
Speaker 2: of our like, oh, it's fifty cents, and like fucking
Speaker 2: the twenty five dollars tier is now like the fucking
Speaker 2: two bucks.
Speaker 1: You got to you got to make it more affordable.
Speaker 1: People are struggling. Yeah, it would be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: guess we're not doing this.
Speaker 3: We're not we're not doing this no more.
Speaker 1: I guess the podcast is done. Thanks thanks a lot
Speaker 1: of I'm here for the people, and well we're people too.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, you heard law. I've heard them
Speaker 1: you guys, aren't you.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I forgot to mention this.
Speaker 1: Did you see?
Speaker 3: The mister Beast is opening a Beast theme park in
Speaker 3: fucking realcy, Saudi Arabia that will, by the way, in
Speaker 3: its rules and terms and conditions or whatever you want
Speaker 3: to call it, uphold and be beholden to the rules, cultures, norms,
Speaker 3: and uh statutes that apply to the to uh the
Speaker 3: law of Saudi Arabia. So essentially, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people who are like, mom, Donnie's gonna make Sharia law
Speaker 3: real in New York City were totally wrong. They should
Speaker 3: have been focused on mister Beast, who is literally going
Speaker 3: to be enforcing Sharia law at his theme park in
Speaker 3: Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1: How amazing is that? Like, have mister be None of
Speaker 1: them read up about the people that they're taking money from.
Speaker 3: No, well, they don't care business people. The only way
Speaker 3: that you make it to that degree, the only way
Speaker 3: that you make that much money is if you don't
Speaker 3: care about that stuff.
Speaker 1: The fuck was that? Sorry? That sounded Asian? To me?
Speaker 3: Aren't all robots Asian x dolls at Shinn, I feel
Speaker 3: like that's not I feel like all robots are Asian.
Speaker 1: Uh robot save their child sex dolls. I want to
Speaker 1: get one later. Child sex doll Shin ordered ordered.
Speaker 3: That's premium subscription delivery over delivery drone delivery initiated.
Speaker 1: That is so insane.
Speaker 3: Do you guys agree that all robots are Asians? No?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: They have to be.
Speaker 1: They have to be.
Speaker 3: They're all made over there.
Speaker 1: You know what, I just American made robot. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is that.
Speaker 3: You talking about?
Speaker 1: What you call it? The little the walking ones? Those
Speaker 1: are those are Americans?
Speaker 3: Oh, Boston Dynamics, Bostonian're like, what the fucking doll?
Speaker 1: Hey, you get the fuck out of the way, so
Speaker 1: fucking kick me over you you punk? Hey, watch you
Speaker 1: obviously to be a fucking car. Stop kicking me. Stop
Speaker 1: picking me.
Speaker 2: I finally saw one of those in real life. It
Speaker 2: was fucking skill where the Bona Park mall, just walking around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was on the front.
Speaker 3: I have a little bit of.
Speaker 1: Footage of it, but I was too lazy to actually go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like, oh, look.
Speaker 1: At I t people gang raping. One was fucking Horriforn. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move on. No, really, I can answer. The
Speaker 1: question was terrifying. Where was its people was doing it?
Speaker 1: It was in Horrlem Harlem gang raping it all right, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: we think you go, you look kind of thick.
Speaker 3: You look this skinny robot little, you look kind of
Speaker 3: thing that metal looking fine.
Speaker 1: They just passed them, trying to think of like physical
Speaker 1: media that. I was like, it's cold as fuck too,
Speaker 1: so they just got their pants like down to their ankles,
Speaker 1: coming off the stupid around the corner, pants down and
Speaker 1: they're in front of a bodego. I was like, I
Speaker 1: love this.
Speaker 3: This is New York.
Speaker 1: This is real New York.
Speaker 3: I'm fighting for the people on the streets who are
Speaker 3: raping the dogs.
Speaker 1: Curtis is like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: What? What?
Speaker 1: And then he gets in the cabin. Gunshot spring up
Speaker 1: from inside the cab. Five more time.
Speaker 3: Every time he gets into a cab he gets shot.
Speaker 3: He's just like he just anticipates it. He's been microdosing
Speaker 3: being shot in the cab, crazy bouncing off.
Speaker 1: I built somewhat of an immunity to bullets. That's amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know's just get the sniper rifle ready.
Speaker 3: He tanks a fifty fifty cow.
Speaker 1: Takes it to the stomach like a cham. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: we gotta do another. I'm sorry, you're ear mayor, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We should he could be pressured to get some sort
Speaker 1: of higher office. He should be president.
Speaker 3: I mean if he just you could survive a fifty
Speaker 3: cal of the sunny, He's like an indestructible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he would yeah, you for sure nothing
Speaker 1: gonna happen to him. If if he gets in a
Speaker 1: situation like Trump where he got shot in the ear,
Speaker 1: he'd be like just back to normal. Out what that
Speaker 1: was crazy? That reminds me of the Gambino Pride family
Speaker 1: when they did that to me, you know, nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: six or whatever. It doesn't work on me, Gambinos. I'm
Speaker 1: coming for that ass.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: That's a good story. That is a good story. Like
Speaker 1: Sliwa becomes like a like a like a mob terminator,
Speaker 1: super soldier.
Speaker 3: He has so many stories of him just being violently
Speaker 3: attacked like he was. Did you see the video of
Speaker 3: him like on the street with that lady who's interviewing him.
Speaker 1: She was like you ever been to London? It is
Speaker 1: like a British interviewer, It's.
Speaker 3: Like, well, actually yeah, And it was like and you
Speaker 3: and she was like was it a good trip? And
Speaker 3: it's like, well, I got stabbed in.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, parliament or whatever.
Speaker 3: The fuck. He was like, oh, what where? And I
Speaker 3: think she I think she was asking where locationally, like
Speaker 3: where in London?
Speaker 1: But he said in my mouth the blades, the look,
Speaker 1: and it was the slip in the fucking blade.
Speaker 3: I kept it as a souvenir.
Speaker 1: It gets in the way sometimes it kind of helps
Speaker 1: me chew a little bit breath. I was trying to
Speaker 1: find this meme more monstoppable. I was trying to find
Speaker 1: I can't find it.
Speaker 2: It was like a meme of how the candidates would
Speaker 2: have reacted to uh, like a trade. It was about
Speaker 2: the New York Knicks and stuff like how do you
Speaker 2: feel about this?
Speaker 1: Is this? And and like Zoran was like yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: he basically kind of took the question. It was how
Speaker 1: people would react to it. He took the question. He
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, the nick Knicks games need to
Speaker 1: be more affordable. And then Cuomo actually like answers it
Speaker 1: a little bit, but then of course Slievo was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the fucking DiVincenzo family fucking try to assassinate me five.
Speaker 3: Times, like just like it was. It was really funny
Speaker 3: about him being a ta.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was pretty's hilarious, but it's he ever he
Speaker 1: looked at It's like his wife and everything like that.
Speaker 1: His wife was like a staunched Burnley supporter, like frontline,
Speaker 1: like huge donator. And then she flipped right entirely after,
Speaker 1: you know, of course, because they fucked him. So it
Speaker 1: just crazy. I think, I think flipping right out of that.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm telling a lot of a lot of people
Speaker 3: just like they. I mean, dude, even even back then,
Speaker 3: for me, I was just like, yo, fuck the Democratic
Speaker 3: Party are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: How are you gonna do this?
Speaker 3: You had such a a layup in comparison, and by
Speaker 3: the way, even if you would have lost at least
Speaker 3: at least then you would have had something to point to, right.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, well that doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what bothers me the most. It's like, you've
Speaker 3: never really actually tried this. Yeah, well you did actually
Speaker 3: FDR and you had a massive win with it, but
Speaker 3: like whatever, yeah, I mean, any party.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know, I know, yeah, right, the powers
Speaker 1: that be made sure that shouldn't happen for a long time.
Speaker 1: And what pisses me offus, Well, the motherfucker, the stupid
Speaker 1: motherfucker's at the top.
Speaker 2: It's like, if you want to just maintain a status quo,
Speaker 2: just all you got to do is just go and
Speaker 2: left a little bit more and they'll still be insanely wealthy,
Speaker 2: just by like two percent lets or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, bro, if you guys just give a
Speaker 3: little bit, that's why those million that's why none of
Speaker 3: those billionaires are leaving. They're always like, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 3: And it's like, actually, twenty k I don't even notice that.
Speaker 1: Well, wouldn't even notice you take a step over there.
Speaker 1: And then it leads to education, which means they get defeated.
Speaker 1: That's all it does. It's like as soon as they give,
Speaker 1: they don't want to give any because they give need
Speaker 1: it will change a lot.
Speaker 2: I don't know, And that's problem if you give, like say,
Speaker 2: like if you give, I don't, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: feel like people are too still too stupid, because they'll
Speaker 2: become like if if things get decent, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a good enough. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: people there's gonna be good enough. Progressors will try to
Speaker 1: fight for more, but then a lot of people no,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm I'm not having fun now. Because while
Speaker 1: Trump was president, fucking almost seventy percent of upholsters said
Speaker 1: that the economy was doing well. The people are fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: like they're dumb as fuck. Yeah, everybody except for me,
Speaker 1: and I should become king of this planet. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: well my answer is my answer is I guess you
Speaker 1: need five four more? Right, I should become god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Isn't a physical media? Well,
Speaker 3: you know, I get one though, Okay, you had.
Speaker 1: My ball, just get through from the Larian store.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of games that are like so
Speaker 3: replayable that like you know what I mean, like really replayable.
Speaker 1: Owners game is good, and Ring maybe riding a hard
Speaker 1: copy of is probably a feat Well they might have for.
Speaker 3: The Switch one Eldon Ring, Halo two, they Mass Effect
Speaker 3: two maybe damn ghiblis uh three actually because I got
Speaker 3: that that uh horde kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I think Red Dead two is a great one. I
Speaker 1: have that game. Actually I do too. I have PS four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would probably do one of the Hack and Slash.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure which one, but one of the diningsty
Speaker 2: wards the Simi Warriors, because.
Speaker 1: I I can play that ship all day not even notice.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Those games get so repetitive to me. But like, dude,
Speaker 1: if you're having fun, you don't, you don't notice repetition.
Speaker 1: I would get would get beat them vide. I would
Speaker 1: get to beat him up for sure, one of the like, uh,
Speaker 1: like the Simpsons beat him up? The side scroller?
Speaker 3: Oh, Hit and Run? Actually I would. I would absolutely
Speaker 3: keep That's good. Simpsons Hit and Run is so good.
Speaker 3: I feel like that game is so short, you know
Speaker 3: what Marble's Ultimate Alliance also, like, I really missed that game.
Speaker 1: Get Hit. Did it come out for Steam?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Right? No, no, no, you have like there's Steam codes
Speaker 1: for it. I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean you might wait for a period of time
Speaker 3: it existed. I'm here's here's I'll say to you. You
Speaker 3: can absolutely play it on PC. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 3: there's a Steam code for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think I'm wrong, but I'll check.
Speaker 3: You would be correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I don't think. I promise you it
Speaker 2: was Steam now, that's yeah, but fights are yeah. I
Speaker 2: don't even know if it was that. I just don't remember.
Speaker 1: It wasn't around when it first came out. I know
Speaker 1: that was it was. It was.
Speaker 3: It wasn't popular, but it was it was. I think,
Speaker 3: So I could be wrong. I feel like I remember
Speaker 3: because I was surprised because thought it was two thousand
Speaker 3: and seven and.
Speaker 1: Feels like that.
Speaker 3: It feels like around I remember around the Obama time
Speaker 3: that the really first I've ever heard about Steam was
Speaker 3: around Obama time and and Crisis Steam was officially Steam
Speaker 3: was officially released on September twelfth, two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: That's wow. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: It didn't have a lot of support I think until
Speaker 3: Half Life two though, because Half Life two is the
Speaker 3: thing where's like you can only get this on Steam.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think, yeah, yeah, that's about it until it
Speaker 2: was it was. I remember getting Game Informer and there
Speaker 2: was they were just basically there was come in my
Speaker 2: game and form because they were just glazing fucking Crisis.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And I was like it was like, did
Speaker 1: you play Crisis? Do you a good computer? Though? Have
Speaker 1: you have you seen this do you know I had
Speaker 1: in two thousand and seven? Did you did? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: saw it on there and it was rich in friends
Speaker 1: know they were Italian. They were rich Italian. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so I know where they got their fucking money. Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1: No the dad, the dad was actually a construction. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like now we got that. Yeah, but it was constructed.
Speaker 1: But it's what you call it. Like. I remember going
Speaker 1: to my friend's house and it was like, oh, have
Speaker 1: you seen this game yet? I was like, oh, christ,
Speaker 1: I heard about I heard it was pretty and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, pretty pretty. He put on Ultra and
Speaker 1: I was like, this game looks That was the first
Speaker 1: time I saw a game and I was like, whoa.
Speaker 3: I remember mine. It was Fight Night Find it looked
Speaker 3: good on three sixty. I couldn't fucking believe. Yeah, remember
Speaker 3: that was I bet that still looks like surprising good
Speaker 3: and you would it would it would still look you
Speaker 3: would notice it. It's like, okay, that's clearly a three
Speaker 3: sixty game today, but like, I bet it looks way
Speaker 3: better than it has any right to learn.
Speaker 1: My friend picking manny Pa and I'd picked Tyson. He'd
Speaker 1: beat the flaming No. I picked Ali. He beat the
Speaker 1: ship out of here. Manny Pachi. He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: getting beat up like that, getting beat up like that
Speaker 1: in this fight, I would just lose so badly because
Speaker 1: they would do you could do those different weight classes.
Speaker 3: In that game that was pre HDMI and I was
Speaker 3: it was you had the what was it the av cables,
Speaker 3: but they were like seven of them or something, and
Speaker 3: they were like, it was it seven? There was like
Speaker 3: seven or six or six you might be right.
Speaker 1: I remember the three.
Speaker 3: It was more than three because for the three sixty
Speaker 3: I remember it was like there was an h D
Speaker 3: it was like before HDMI, but was HDA V. So
Speaker 3: it would be like the red, yellow and white, but
Speaker 3: then there was like blue and green green, and then
Speaker 3: I think another red or like an orange or.
Speaker 1: Something something, and then they went to the regular and
Speaker 1: then they went to HGMI. I remember they remember noticing
Speaker 1: h the first time, being like what the fuck? This
Speaker 1: is way better, this is different. I actually don't really
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 3: I remember only because I had a three sixty red
Speaker 3: ring and then I got a three sixty Elite for
Speaker 3: my birthday to replace it. It was a model war
Speaker 3: for two to one, and I think that one came
Speaker 3: with HDMI instead of like the crazy cable.
Speaker 1: My friend couldn't use HG. He had the old big
Speaker 1: fucking giant T that quayed too much and plays Xbox on.
Speaker 1: After you got the new one, he was like, what
Speaker 1: do I do?
Speaker 3: You can just get like the property yeah, the converter or.
Speaker 1: The property thirteen. You didn't know what.
Speaker 3: I knew my converse only because like my first team,
Speaker 3: the TV that I had originally, like I had a
Speaker 3: CRT in my room and it had no a V
Speaker 3: and so like what I had was like my we
Speaker 3: had an adapt a coaxle, a coaxle to av A
Speaker 3: after that's insane. So it would be interesting. You'd plug
Speaker 3: the AV cables into this box and in the box
Speaker 3: would plug into the co axle. So you you change
Speaker 3: it to channel three.
Speaker 1: I remember those days.
Speaker 3: You change the channel three to play your Xbox the.
Speaker 1: Input channel three.
Speaker 2: Some of the consoles even had like, uh, the switches
Speaker 2: on them to be like, uh, to are you gonna
Speaker 2: do three? Channel three or channel four whatever, depending on
Speaker 2: what that ship was.
Speaker 1: Fucking wow ship, dude, dude. We hate how much technology
Speaker 1: we lived through because it makes us feel so much
Speaker 1: older than we are. It's really bothered.
Speaker 3: So we're in appropriate age to start feeling that stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was like that exactly. I feel
Speaker 1: like our parents felt that because they had kids to
Speaker 1: reference them. But I feel like for us, we have
Speaker 1: so much technology changing throughout our think of eras, So like,
Speaker 1: let's say, what what were the biggest we're gonna I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, I think you're right, but only for
Speaker 1: a little bit, because I think during in the two
Speaker 1: thousands it was a lot of change and maybe towards
Speaker 1: like the mid early twenty tens, but I think since
Speaker 1: the mid twenty tens, everything's kind of slowed down drastically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, they still have like the same kinds
Speaker 3: of phones we had before they slowed down.
Speaker 2: I feel like they slowed down because yeah, to milk
Speaker 2: the fuck out of us. Though, like true, there maybe
Speaker 2: could be some some leaps. I saw I saw somebody watching.
Speaker 1: Some wild medical leaps.
Speaker 2: I saw someone watching television on igation. Fucking it was
Speaker 2: like it was like a flimsy, floppy thing like they
Speaker 2: had like.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, they're watching videos on It was
Speaker 1: like I saw something that was like it was like
Speaker 1: a phone, right, but it was it was like a
Speaker 1: sheet of it was. Yeah, it was like, look what
Speaker 1: could be made, but no, it's it's let's keep the
Speaker 1: same thing. Let's use the same minerals.
Speaker 3: Like it's all variations of the same thing where and
Speaker 3: they're better than that. Like obviously, like a phone now
Speaker 3: is way better than the phone was in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: The process, Like the difference is like the difference in
Speaker 3: the feel of like what you're getting. It's not like
Speaker 3: three sixty to Xbox original or like PS three to
Speaker 3: PS two was a crazy lead me where it's like
Speaker 3: PS five and PS four like it's better. But I
Speaker 3: mean I think, you know, I think of it the
Speaker 3: same of the jump between like I don't know, like
Speaker 3: Dick and your Ass SNCC four, I mean all of it,
Speaker 3: well not.
Speaker 1: Even those are like along game console lens, but thinking
Speaker 1: of like the idea from like a landline of the smartphones,
Speaker 1: you know, like that kind of jump, right, But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying we have that is like that is
Speaker 1: like a true like different thing like everybody phones, you know,
Speaker 1: Like that's wild to think about.
Speaker 3: The craziest thing that I recall over the last couple
Speaker 3: of years was you know, foldable glass on the phones,
Speaker 3: and then like maybe the Apple Vision Pro. That's stupid,
Speaker 3: that twenty five hundred dollars headset that nobody wants and
Speaker 3: nobody uses because who the fuck would want that? Yeah, So,
Speaker 3: like I mean it's it's there's cool technology happening. I
Speaker 3: guess there's like robots and ship.
Speaker 1: I want stuff like that. But I wanted to be
Speaker 1: gifted because like I just it's not not even you.
Speaker 1: I don't. I wouldn't to the gift like that.
Speaker 3: I would absolutely that your fault for buying me something
Speaker 3: that expensive. I'm not gonna would like I want to.
Speaker 2: Basically, I wanted to be like somebody, somebody buys it
Speaker 2: and they're like I have I don't give a shit
Speaker 2: about this, and then it's like anybody else want to
Speaker 2: use this kind of like.
Speaker 1: The fucking uh oh, where to go?
Speaker 3: I just moved it over there?
Speaker 2: Okay, the helmet that he got, Yeah, like that kind
Speaker 2: of shit. It's like, I have no use for this anymore,
Speaker 2: because I do want to try some of the.
Speaker 3: I would like to try Apple Vision Pro. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna bother no I and I'm just curious
Speaker 3: about that. I like technology exactly, so I'm curious. I'm
Speaker 3: curious to use everything, but like, I'm not gonna spend
Speaker 3: thousands of dollars on tech that I'm curious about.
Speaker 1: Like even my switch right, Like I got my switch
Speaker 1: to I use it a lot purposefully because I bought it.
Speaker 1: I'm getting my money out of it. I'm playing Soaks
Speaker 1: on it, and I'm playing in the Pokemon game. I
Speaker 1: played Bonanza, but like even that's just like that's not
Speaker 1: worth fucking Like, I'm glad I bought it myself and
Speaker 1: to make some money bite by that for like half
Speaker 1: a grand for me, that's so much fucking money. Even
Speaker 1: my Steam deck I got that for Christmas, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I used it a lot, but like, that's so much
Speaker 1: fucking money for someone to spend on me. I'm just
Speaker 1: not I just because I feel like, unfortunately, based on
Speaker 1: how the world is, a gift begets another gift. Unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it should be out of kindness, like if I do
Speaker 1: something that is out of kindness, but unfortunately, in the world,
Speaker 1: when someone buys you a gift like that, though they
Speaker 1: may not want to mention it, they're thinking about what
Speaker 1: you're going to get them when the time comes with
Speaker 1: them to receive a gift as well too. Yeah, gifts
Speaker 1: have become exchanges other than them being supported. This would
Speaker 1: be gifts, you know, So it really sucks.
Speaker 3: This's a great question, Taco two d our resident, Uh
Speaker 3: your resident YouTube pooper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out man, shout out to Taco. He's been
Speaker 1: he's been killing it.
Speaker 3: Uh. He wrote, you know, nobody has asked this question
Speaker 3: in years of this podcast.
Speaker 1: And he's right.
Speaker 3: Chris got to do it, Derek got to do it.
Speaker 3: So when Sweeney's turn? When will Sweeney be a guest
Speaker 3: on the Ruben Report?
Speaker 1: Look ridiculous in that thumb there for the Ruper Report,
Speaker 1: lesbian but you? But Derek looks like Derek looks like
Speaker 1: an anime drawing of a black person.
Speaker 3: I don't like a child version of someone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, entirely in that video I'm doing Pogger's man, I
Speaker 1: was like, why the fuck did they like? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: would you choose that? You fucking retard?
Speaker 3: He hated you?
Speaker 1: He probably.
Speaker 3: He caked us in makeup.
Speaker 1: That ship like Derek's makes me like I saw it
Speaker 1: fairly recently, Like maybe I got fight four or five
Speaker 1: months ago, and I was like, why does he look
Speaker 1: like that? He looks like a ooh wu. It's like,
Speaker 1: what the is going on?
Speaker 2: I don't know why they chose you, like whoa. The
Speaker 2: only thing I think about that was La was on fire.
Speaker 2: So we were like, we're gonna have to leave. It
Speaker 2: seems like we're okay, fucking smoke everywhere. I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm doing this round.
Speaker 1: It was just so stupid. And then when it when
Speaker 1: it finally came out, because I remember one point I
Speaker 1: said this, and I wasn't being antagtised on purpose, so
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, man, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, either God is not real or he is real.
Speaker 2: He's he's an asshole, he's a piece of ship, you know,
Speaker 2: because we're briefly touched on religious cause thin he was
Speaker 2: asking me about that. And then some I remember getting essays,
Speaker 2: you know, after some people watched it, you know, and
Speaker 2: they're getting essays like and wanting to argue.
Speaker 1: With me, and I argue with a couple of people
Speaker 1: because I'm like, fuck it, why not? This will be fun?
Speaker 1: But I was like, guys, you can't.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering was like, when you see me, do
Speaker 2: I look like a godly nigga? Like are you why
Speaker 2: are you shocked that I'm Like?
Speaker 1: What drives me insane? With people that are like religious,
Speaker 1: It's like, you understand that proving God is real, it's
Speaker 1: kind of not the point of religion, do you have
Speaker 1: you guys read the books. It's based on faith, people,
Speaker 1: But it's like, you gotta it's first and foremost. There's
Speaker 1: a reason why there's so many older religions that keep
Speaker 1: the same sort of ignorance in the people that follow it.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you're supposed to take it
Speaker 1: on faith. If if you knew God was real, then
Speaker 1: everyone would be believing in God. And it's like, what
Speaker 1: is the point? You guys are just so it makes
Speaker 1: me so sad because I was a part of that
Speaker 1: church for a long time. I was part of the
Speaker 1: church for a long time, and I did learn a
Speaker 1: lot of good things from it. But I feel like
Speaker 1: even the things that I learned that were good are
Speaker 1: just not even widespread perspective anymore of the religion. And
Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck happened? Like what when did
Speaker 1: it was always that hateful? I guess, but like what
Speaker 1: it made such a radical change where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's about there's I guess still talking. What is it?
Speaker 1: What is the what is the concept of trying to
Speaker 1: spread the religion? What is it called? Again? Eventelist no proselytizing.
Speaker 1: I think it's I forgot what it's called. But that's
Speaker 1: not where Christianity supposed to be about. It's literally I
Speaker 1: think it was correct, but I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: It might be I don't but there are evangelists, I
Speaker 1: know what you mean. Evangelis like the verb of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like, that's not what Christianity and his fundamental
Speaker 1: roots are supposed to be. It's supposed to just be
Speaker 1: faith and love to your fellow man. I thought it
Speaker 1: was following the commandment that's it's supposed to be. I
Speaker 1: just thought it was thinking Jesus was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: He's kind of neat.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're a fucking if you're a Christian time,
Speaker 1: if you're a Christian nationalist, do you think he's a
Speaker 1: fucking pussy that's truly faggot, like straight up like that inane.
Speaker 1: I mean, that is the nice the coolest guy from canon,
Speaker 1: the coolest guy from your canon, Like I don't like him,
Speaker 1: he's a Jew.
Speaker 2: But it's like, look, listen, I was thinking this earlier.
Speaker 2: I was like, bro, I don't even care about the
Speaker 2: people that are railing against snap. Just revoke your Christianity,
Speaker 2: that's all. That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1: Say whatever you want, say all the ship that you
Speaker 1: want to say that you don't want to feed poor people,
Speaker 1: but don't you fucking Derek call yourself Christian? Makes it
Speaker 1: so weird. Christian nationalism was always this Christian Christianity, the
Speaker 1: greater Christianity that I would see spouted on various forms.
Speaker 1: Was it what this is now?
Speaker 2: It's well, it has always had this undertone of like due,
Speaker 2: there are Christian food drives right now. It's always been here.
Speaker 2: It's just it is the rise of Christian nationalism that
Speaker 2: we're experiencing. That we've that if people have experienced in
Speaker 2: other countries like fucking Germany, you know, like they've experienced
Speaker 2: when it becomes nationalized and it only becomes for a
Speaker 2: sector of people, which was you know, Aryan people, and
Speaker 2: they're trying to do it again right fucking now. And
Speaker 2: that means don't help poor people because poor people are
Speaker 2: brown and icky.
Speaker 3: Some of the I mean true, some of the you know,
Speaker 3: I yeah to them.
Speaker 1: I like poor. I like poor people are fun. I
Speaker 1: like brown people. I don't like poor. I don't them.
Speaker 1: I take your back.
Speaker 5: I like my I don't like myself. Sorry, welcome to
Speaker 5: the show. We have Kingston Jamison on and I get
Speaker 5: on and I just go faral instantly. Do you want
Speaker 5: to have sex with me? Cold Stone et rode in.
Speaker 1: Whoa cold Stone? Cold Stone the avatar? Yeah, it's fucking
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Speaker 3: Their sella make in the world of Elderer just beeping
Speaker 3: our ringing around with his bell says greetings, this is
Speaker 3: our last one, and then we'll yeah, we'll names breedings.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you all have answered a question like this before.
Speaker 3: Is there an obscure game from your childhood that no
Speaker 3: one else knew you played? My grandpa bought me grind
Speaker 3: Session for PS one grind Session, What's flow was? I
Speaker 3: don't know what grind Session was like an urban version.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit more urban than th HPS,
Speaker 2: you know, and I feel like probably they try to compete,
Speaker 2: didn't I liked it because.
Speaker 1: It was a little bit more hood, just a little
Speaker 1: bit like they looked like merind Session. It was just
Speaker 1: like the soundtrack. It was more like, uh, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't as yeah, yeah, you know it was. It
Speaker 1: wasn't as even though I love TSPs soundtrack, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the new TSPs soundtrack is more like that, actually,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because they got some I think they have some more
Speaker 3: like hip hop and stuff in it. Okay, i'd imagine yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: because largely because I think like a lot of the
Speaker 3: older tracks they couldn't get couldn't get back. So with
Speaker 3: this crest they a little bit. It's good though for
Speaker 3: me at least two is I.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the third soundtrack all that I know
Speaker 1: a game I was playing.
Speaker 3: People, Well, let me finish the rite in verse. Grindsitson
Speaker 3: for PS one from the clearance been best buy when
Speaker 3: I when I wanted to THHPS, look it up if
Speaker 3: you haven't heard of it, cheers, I am going to
Speaker 3: look it up while you answer.
Speaker 2: I I really like grind Session. It felt like I
Speaker 2: wanted you to do well, but I knew it was doomed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, THPS is way too big. You don't compete
Speaker 2: with Tony opost get a stupid I.
Speaker 1: Probably at the time it might have been a decent
Speaker 1: idea to try it, but they lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only like skate was the like at a
Speaker 2: certain skate would when TBS was winding down, because it
Speaker 2: was starting to become like McDonald's, we're like just ship
Speaker 2: out anything.
Speaker 1: Then it's like, all right, skate, now we need something.
Speaker 2: Grind session coming out around that time would have been good,
Speaker 2: but not when fucking at the height of THHPS.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fighting, I've never heard of that. I loved that
Speaker 1: game so much, man, I love playing as the Rizza
Speaker 1: aspected deck.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 1: God, Actually I never played it. You never played the
Speaker 1: wultank Clan Just just seeing fucking the footage.
Speaker 3: I never another one that we played at Jordan's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were playing that game. Is insane, dude, you
Speaker 1: played it. I mean my uncle play that game all
Speaker 1: the time. Uncle would whop my ass in it. My uncle,
Speaker 1: my potted uncle. I played D and D and loved
Speaker 1: the comic books. Shout out Uncle Joseph bro you you
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're alive or not now. And
Speaker 1: it makes me kind of sad, But thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Why don't you know that I just haven't. I've lost
Speaker 1: contact with probably killed him. I lost contact with him.
Speaker 1: It's really unfortunate I lost it. It makes me sad.
Speaker 1: But what do you call it? It's you. You are,
Speaker 1: You're to go. You put me onto most of the
Speaker 1: things I enjoy and I really appreciate you. Yeah, shut
Speaker 1: up Uncle Joseph Stalin. Yeah, it's nut. Come on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh Chrome is updating.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, very awesome in the middle of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's crazy that you're related to Stalin's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. Just said straight up, you said,
Speaker 1: shout out Uncle Joseph Stalin.
Speaker 3: So I was like, somebody named Joe could only be
Speaker 3: Joseph Stalin.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't make the rules, it's not I just relay them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, that's it.
Speaker 3: That is how the Quickie frumbles. Well, thank you all
Speaker 3: for writing and.
Speaker 1: Making I didn't make it.
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Speaker 1: We get eighty five patrons for two million dollars. I'm
Speaker 1: quitting immediately. I would we would answer, you would answer
Speaker 1: those questions, then we would leave. You'd be like, all right,
Speaker 1: so thank you. The podcast ends today, take our money,
Speaker 1: and we're going to leave the country. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: to We're gonna I'm gonna go live in a shire.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get turned into the first Black Terminator. Uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're listening to the grind Sessions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to find this one song that's
Speaker 1: like stuck in that would play all the time. But yeah,
Speaker 1: let me put the all right, are we ready?
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Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: Ah, well he's big now. He's always been a big
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Speaker 3: Have you seen that video of Dave Blunts wearing like
Speaker 3: that bright blue He's wearing like a crazy like blight,
Speaker 3: a bright bright almost neon baby blue jacket and he's
Speaker 3: and he's sitting. Somebody was like, this dude is dressed
Speaker 3: like a clear day and I was like, that is
Speaker 3: a fantastic comment. I wish I couldn't like it and
Speaker 3: repost it.
Speaker 1: But I can't.
Speaker 3: Why not what because there's no way to do that
Speaker 3: and there's no you can't read, you can't retweet a
Speaker 3: comment on.
Speaker 1: Someone as a comment.
Speaker 3: It was a comment on on like an Instagram. You
Speaker 3: can do now, dude dressed weird stories.
Speaker 2: I've seen comments so good that I put it in
Speaker 2: a The only thing that's awkward about it is that
Speaker 2: it alerts the person and so now like they might
Speaker 2: have even anxiety that, like, because like I have a
Speaker 2: lot of people following me, and I've taken people's comments
Speaker 2: and put it in my story because it's it's there,
Speaker 2: it's hilarious, and then they go private and they're probably like,
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Speaker 2: They shouldn't have alert them.
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Speaker 3: kind of it is mostly just sitting around, just cleric war.
Speaker 1: Did he come back and he was not it anymore?
Speaker 1: It was just he got back to the top but
Speaker 1: couldn't win because it evolved without him and got the
Speaker 1: piss beat out of him every time he fight for
Speaker 1: the championship.
Speaker 3: Sophie Speardrek Uncle Tom Beaner and Negro Chap h Berserker
Speaker 3: Broley's bang bus sized Venus? Who's that thing? Pig venus
Speaker 3: pig last episode Reckless Rhino, I really did get it later.
Speaker 3: I'm not joking you're talking about because I just thought
Speaker 3: it was I don't know you did it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was you did it.
Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating. I mean, I I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't believe you.
Speaker 1: Big Venus is a fucking.
Speaker 3: Big venus because like it's big penis.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was pig penis pig. No, you did? Did?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 3: Because I thought Venus was just penis. Right there was
Speaker 3: like you said, yeah, but it's not. It's venus, but
Speaker 3: it is still you know what I mean though it's beatus.
Speaker 3: You don't know what the fuck you're talking about because
Speaker 3: Reckless right a slok or two? Why so dirty Google
Speaker 3: Imitus poop hammock poop brother My Chris Hanson Tomagotchi is
Speaker 3: really hungry. Did you see that video of Chris Hansen
Speaker 3: on that podcast where he's where he's like watching his
Speaker 3: own clip and he's like, he's talking, it's like that
Speaker 3: he caught a pedophile like a week before Christmas or
Speaker 3: something like.
Speaker 1: It's him.
Speaker 3: He's like, it was the week before Christmas. Not a
Speaker 3: creature was stirring except for you Mark. That's Bar trying
Speaker 3: to find sex with a fifteen year old girl.
Speaker 1: That's Bar, I think, And they were watching it.
Speaker 3: They were watching with him is like did you rehearse that?
Speaker 1: And he was like, I think I might have practiced
Speaker 1: it a couple I know.
Speaker 3: Chris Hansen's like a dick and it like, uh, the
Speaker 3: stuff that he does isn't technically helpful technically apparently because
Speaker 3: like he you know, he just outs people, but he
Speaker 3: makes it. He makes the a he renders the evidence
Speaker 3: useless or something like that. But I can't help, but
Speaker 3: like it, you know, I don't know. I like it's fun,
Speaker 3: like his delivery.
Speaker 1: I like that he's so unassuming and that he does
Speaker 1: this and I don't know, man, it's fine. I can't help,
Speaker 1: but I like it.
Speaker 3: It's fun, except for you pedophile trying to Chota asking
Speaker 3: you aophile?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: I love that video of that guy that like they
Speaker 3: that Asian dude where he's like, I sure could use
Speaker 3: a slice of that pizza.
Speaker 1: You know what's a video ragging a maount?
Speaker 3: Yes, Like he he lures the guy and he's like,
Speaker 3: come with pizza or whatever, like it's usually the case
Speaker 3: and like the to catch a predator things, guy comes
Speaker 3: with pizza. I was like, hey, I got pizza, and
Speaker 3: he's like, I really could use a slice. He's like
Speaker 3: genuinely hungry, but he still has to do the He's
Speaker 3: like telling you what, I'll let this whole thing go
Speaker 3: for just a slice of that pizza. But it's like
Speaker 3: the impression is really good.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it justice. It's a really good video.
Speaker 3: I forget the content creator. I keep seeing him around
Speaker 3: like he's the guy that I recognized when I see him,
Speaker 3: but I never look at the username or yeah.
Speaker 1: It's good stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't even care if you fucked anybody. I'm honestly
Speaker 3: just so hungry. I don't care what you've done.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the pedal seen a pedophile finders
Speaker 1: the one that alley oops the guy another dude, and
Speaker 1: the one that throws the guy off like a one
Speaker 1: story fucking full the alley oop is crazy. I saw
Speaker 1: that and I was like, why they do They're like
Speaker 1: brain damage. The guy with a pumpkin getting burst, that's
Speaker 1: a bit of crazy. It's like, yo, that pumpkin is durable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pumpkins are fucking tough. Early October, that's true. They were.
Speaker 1: They were so strong because I've hit people with pumpkins
Speaker 1: before and they've blown up. It's not at December, but
Speaker 1: unless the frozen bumpet, and they were. They were probably
Speaker 1: hauling a pumpkins phil You fill a pumpkin full of water,
Speaker 1: then you freeze it and you hit somebody with it,
Speaker 1: drop it off a bridge everywhere. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: did somebody lugging that around?
Speaker 3: I mean pumpkin pedophile right under the bridge with with
Speaker 3: a pungsten cube in the middle.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I mean it's it's not too far away
Speaker 1: from we used to throw frozen turkeys or the That
Speaker 1: is crazy. That video. That that video, it's a video
Speaker 1: of my brain and I've played it so many times.
Speaker 1: But the idea the ladies head got broken and crushed.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: That is so fucking's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, we talked about that driving all the bacon
Speaker 2: and all the way.
Speaker 1: Home are the memories? Evil people?
Speaker 3: Man Andy Pass made a I C Season Daughter with
Speaker 3: the Old Man Spaghetti Nuts Domination.
Speaker 1: My name's Ross and I feel so attacked by that
Speaker 1: one name.
Speaker 3: How about no you? I think with somebody saying like, uh,
Speaker 3: if your name is Ross, you're gay or something.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Derek not Chov and his innocent hashtag for him round
Speaker 3: eyed Asian went trick or treating as Sweeney didn't get
Speaker 3: a single tree eat changing the such a terrible costume.
Speaker 1: It's just a black bag guy. Yeah, It's like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you supposed to be a
Speaker 1: podcast host? He's like, how old are you? Thirty thirty two? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Chris Bug Chasermaldono changing the plot of death note so
Speaker 3: that the death note doesn't actually work and light is
Speaker 3: just really lucky, awesome premise is like, I like that.
Speaker 3: It's just a complete it's not ritt.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is fake. I'm fake your mind idiots,
Speaker 1: and I put you're giving apples to the wind. There's
Speaker 1: a bunch of rotting apples. Smells dude, this is fucking fake.
Speaker 1: Why would I eat apples retard his bitch ass mom.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do nothing about it, not even like this.
Speaker 1: My son's crazy, but I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Noticed such a funny show. It's just like he's such
Speaker 1: a clearest day schools shoot kid, and it's just like
Speaker 1: light yeah, even the world. And it's like imagine walking
Speaker 1: past me when he's like in the middle of those
Speaker 1: monologues and being like, all right, I'm originally from Japan.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna be here. How did you change
Speaker 1: your name?
Speaker 3: The original video podcast sucks?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What if? What if light
Speaker 1: it was gonna kill you but you changed your name?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't think that would still work. It's still because
Speaker 3: you're ultimately still that person.
Speaker 1: But if you're not anymore? What if what if you
Speaker 1: also change your name and change most of your life.
Speaker 3: I don't think the death note cares about governmental designation,
Speaker 3: But then why would care about names in the first place,
Speaker 3: Because I think it's more of a spiritual thing.
Speaker 1: I think you still like you you? What if you
Speaker 1: are not? Like? What if you get amnesia and you
Speaker 1: are effectively not yourself anymore? He's a fucking names.
Speaker 3: Fellow American. Hold my Obama LISC look up Obama Library.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. He does have a that's right,
Speaker 3: his presidential library.
Speaker 1: It's like this.
Speaker 3: It looks like a Forerunner installation. It looks like a
Speaker 3: building you'd come and walk up on hand at amount
Speaker 3: of books. No, it's I mean, maybe I don't what
Speaker 3: is the presidential library for. It's not just for the
Speaker 3: president's favorite books, is it. It's just it's just a
Speaker 3: bunch of like history about the president. But like the build,
Speaker 3: look up Obama's Presidential Library is I swear to god
Speaker 3: it looks like something you would come across in like Halo.
Speaker 1: It looks like a fore Runner building that you'd be like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is in here?
Speaker 3: I want? What?
Speaker 1: I wonder?
Speaker 3: What I wonder?
Speaker 1: What life forms exist in this building? Right?
Speaker 3: It's just like it's brutalist. You know that architecture just
Speaker 3: looks weird. Does it not look like that?
Speaker 1: It looks like do an architecture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you, dude, it looks like it looks
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 1: Nerd. Loo, I'm a nerd in black imagine.
Speaker 3: I like brutalism, like the architecture of the Jiral Hannae.
Speaker 1: What a what are you saying? You know? Look, where's
Speaker 1: that sataraq.
Speaker 3: Well all on out.
Speaker 1: Laughing a lot. I can't wait for a lot of
Speaker 1: finally kill all the infidels, have anything.
Speaker 3: I was like, uh, it's like an impression of U
Speaker 3: uh Barack Obama as a turtle getting kicked out of
Speaker 3: his house.
Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
Speaker 3: He's like, Michelle.
Speaker 1: My shell. That is a really good joke.
Speaker 3: That was pretty good joke.
Speaker 1: It's a good joke, man. Thank you. I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't come up with I hate him. I'm not praising you.
Speaker 1: I'm praising the joke.
Speaker 3: Really good joke, Thank you, Thank you. Blonde blue German
Speaker 3: man campaigning to make Pokemon t D again. Why is
Speaker 3: Japan's new Prime Minister Loki giving cart titan?
Speaker 1: That is what is he doing?
Speaker 3: Give Loki giving the car titan? He's giving I don't
Speaker 3: know what a car titan?
Speaker 1: Who's a car titan? He does? Yeah, her minister, They say,
Speaker 1: he looks at the car titan?
Speaker 3: What is it? What is a car titan?
Speaker 1: And on titan there's one titan a squad pedal and
Speaker 1: it looks like a character around.
Speaker 3: It looks like the is like there's a there's a
Speaker 3: weird there's a girl from Night and I fiance. This
Speaker 3: girl's sister looks like the cart Titan, Like, straight up,
Speaker 3: what does it already know what this character is?
Speaker 1: It's a cart Titan, man, my god. Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: fuck I hate this. You should.
Speaker 2: I wish I could look up because I don't remember
Speaker 2: her sister's name, but I would show you the show
Speaker 2: because I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the cart Titan. That's crazy. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of interesting builds of human Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I still never forget the video that that lady that
Speaker 3: looks like the profit of regret that we found that ship.
Speaker 3: I wish we could find that video shit killed because I.
Speaker 1: Said it immediately, like what are you talking? Oh?
Speaker 3: It was clear as that, like to the point where
Speaker 3: like if you hadn't said that, it would have still
Speaker 3: been the first thing that came to mind. If I
Speaker 3: saw that picture with no context, I would have be like,
Speaker 3: that's the profit of regret. It's not even the profit
Speaker 3: of truth, not the prophet of per specifically the profit
Speaker 3: of regret.
Speaker 1: God damn.
Speaker 3: I want femboy clown now with honked boys.
Speaker 1: I want to be the spirit of vengeance in swings
Speaker 1: balls skin come at the end of a pee hole.
Speaker 1: People like that show so much, and I just don't get, like,
Speaker 1: I get why people like it. Man, it was good
Speaker 1: to me. I think I think I think they missed.
Speaker 1: They miss the whole part that makes the ending the
Speaker 1: endings ask no matter what, but like what makes the
Speaker 1: ending kind of conceivable? They just remove it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get you you wait, I'm gonna bit you.
Speaker 3: Wait a hammer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you when I get you, Ricky, I
Speaker 1: hope Ricky never got that guy. Man who's Ricky? There
Speaker 1: was some guy just like Berwick, bro Zilla.
Speaker 3: Versus back Cocks and crack Rocks, strong, gay master be
Speaker 3: like sir, finishing this dude, the male gaze, Nasis, Greek,
Speaker 3: out of the.
Speaker 1: Earth like stone Cold. So say what you want about
Speaker 1: say what you want about Kanye.
Speaker 3: At least he was the first person ever called and
Speaker 3: then yeah Who.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3: Person.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure my granddad's when I was engaged.
Speaker 3: I've been hearing negative things about then, Yeah Who. My
Speaker 3: entire life is like my entire cognizant life. I remember
Speaker 3: on the news I would hear like bad, bad shit
Speaker 3: about him. That's back when most people liked him or
Speaker 3: like most people, or at the very least, we're like,
Speaker 3: you know, they can't. We're indifferent to the point where I.
Speaker 1: Think people disliked him. I think people genuinely people pay
Speaker 1: Pogic did not like him back then either, people kind
Speaker 1: of like, you're still dangerous.
Speaker 3: But now yeah, he got that other he got that
Speaker 3: other guy assassinated.
Speaker 1: He's like, I just if you don't like me, you
Speaker 1: hate moxi ball soup, And it's like, no, I just
Speaker 1: hate you.
Speaker 3: The narrative that it is crazy, that that's a real
Speaker 3: narrative that people actually earnestly believe. Like it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you can't criticize the government without criticizing the the the
Speaker 3: ethnic group.
Speaker 1: And it's like, are you. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: even converse with the person who believes that that is
Speaker 1: so that is so irresponsible, it's so stupid.
Speaker 3: It literally is like a first grade like that's the
Speaker 3: kind of thing. That's the kind of thing the slow
Speaker 3: kid says, not.
Speaker 1: Even not even that's the kid of the kid. That's
Speaker 1: the that's the thing that the guy that read a
Speaker 1: chapter of a book says one chapter even finished reading,
Speaker 1: I read the forward, read the forward. That's crazy I
Speaker 1: read the back of the book.
Speaker 3: I read the back and tells me everything I need
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 1: I've definitely done a book report by reading the back
Speaker 1: to be there. I yes, for sure, definitely Like early
Speaker 1: high school, when I'm like I'm trying to get laid,
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about summer reading, suck all
Speaker 1: of my dick. Summer reading was always like the fact
Speaker 1: that they had the nerve to give you summer reading.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's that of having better curriculums in school.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't that wild? Isn't that insane?
Speaker 3: It's infuriating to be forced to like because it was
Speaker 3: like always like a When I was going to school,
Speaker 3: it was always like a preset list of books the
Speaker 3: other trees from, so you couldn't read just what you wanted.
Speaker 3: I remember being like, this blows vic.
Speaker 1: What's green?
Speaker 3: Is Cheney dead as fucked?
Speaker 1: So much curriculum needs to change, it's insane.
Speaker 3: Say what you want about Oh, I said that big meat.
Speaker 3: He's things Gerald dump shart of the deal, gay sex
Speaker 3: be hype even more, come on, guys, gay actor rose
Speaker 3: but delicious. I'm rich enough to say slurs. Sorry, I can't.
Speaker 3: I had a burrito. Would you rather suck Garrisson to
Speaker 3: complete it? Or kiss Miranda in the mouth? Heath reminded
Speaker 3: of a U gi Oh card Kids The Real Kingsey
Speaker 3: and Jamison. He went missing in two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: Was Derek Straight for Halloween? Team Jacob or Team Nword?
Speaker 3: John Otto take him to the Matthews Bridge. Bruce Willis
Speaker 3: is really dying hard right now, shaking my head, really
Speaker 3: dying hard?
Speaker 1: Is a crazy? Really such a crazy that is really
Speaker 1: fucked up?
Speaker 3: Never come to my head.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Thought about it. I like that guy.
Speaker 1: I guess I get she's a fuck. He's had some
Speaker 1: he's had some wild political takes. Actually, I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like I love not knowing that. Yeah, KEEPING like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I want to not know that.
Speaker 3: Didn't we say specifically that he thought gays were scary
Speaker 3: and he said scary with a W.
Speaker 1: He is scary, Like I say, gays are scary? Scary?
Speaker 3: Gays scale dying hard, scy nine inched Males in k
Speaker 3: and the Butt sex Guy Ea Sports in the Sand,
Speaker 3: shaming ops till they're deranged and drooling November nineteenth, twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six.
Speaker 1: Lol La Maau even what. I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: don't like that at all.
Speaker 3: November nineteenth, Oh man, that's four days after the Halo
Speaker 3: remakes gonna come out.
Speaker 1: I bet.
Speaker 3: God damn it, Chris, your two brain cells racing for
Speaker 3: the third place.
Speaker 1: Swen, I don't know my brain cell slow. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that means. Oh, I get it.
Speaker 3: A million beers A million billion beers cardboard by Department
Speaker 3: of Ward. The podcast was dedicated to the Brave Hell
Speaker 3: Divers of oshaw O'shawnee. I've played Hell Divers in a
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 1: So I'm like that game was crazy. Bro.
Speaker 3: It's a fun game. It's a good game. I just
Speaker 3: have to play more.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 3: It was just I don't know, man, I remember what
Speaker 3: was it, Malevlon Creek. I think was the big one,
Speaker 3: Heck Divers. Heck Divers. That's like the rated T. I
Speaker 3: think it is rated T.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm not. I'm not sure. I don't know either. Act.
Speaker 3: It feels like an emorated game for some reason, but
Speaker 3: like it also, I don't I can't point any it
Speaker 3: being like crazy enough to game.
Speaker 1: Hell Divers was rated T for tits is probably hyper
Speaker 1: violent rated TEA for immaculate tushy read a tea for trance. Hell,
Speaker 1: that's what that's what the fucking that's what the fucking
Speaker 1: anti woke people think it was going on. No, the
Speaker 1: bugs are turning you fucking queerd. Fucking a woman looking
Speaker 1: to gay staff. Power to the gears, power to the
Speaker 1: gay people.
Speaker 3: Oh it is rated them, Okay, I can't really. I'm
Speaker 3: saying why really, because there's no real.
Speaker 1: Blood in it. There's immense violence. Is there blood though?
Speaker 1: But there's immense violence.
Speaker 3: There's Halo gans that are rated tea. But Halo is
Speaker 3: not like diverse, I mean kind, I mean sort of. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's it's significantly less graphic.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know of any. Is there like dis memberment
Speaker 3: and hell divers? I can't remember, yes?
Speaker 1: Is there? Yeah? You blow you blow parts of their
Speaker 1: heads off? I yeah, I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I have to replay it. I don't really remember.
Speaker 1: It's the way it's it's like I don't remember feeling.
Speaker 3: Gory at all. It's like maybe you can't get your
Speaker 3: arms blown off, and I just don't remember.
Speaker 1: Like in the Predator movies, right, those movies are extraordinary.
Speaker 1: Like I want to sell my nephew those movies, but
Speaker 1: I can't because they're horrifyingly violent.
Speaker 3: What the documentaries about Jared?
Speaker 1: No, just just the Predator.
Speaker 3: Oh the franchise, Press franchise. Sorry, I just understood the
Speaker 3: podcast is that he gave the brave hell that Okay,
Speaker 3: bleed it out. I beat him off, sucked his wiener
Speaker 3: and you're calling me gay?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 9: Rated M for Mandingo, rated M for memory Mom, Milky
Speaker 9: Milker for Milkers.
Speaker 3: What god damn?
Speaker 1: What is that? Magical? Black people?
Speaker 3: I hate it even more. I hate it even more
Speaker 3: than I thought I would. It's a chainsaw Man movie.
Speaker 3: Was absolute cinema. Everyone tapping now cock cheese crumbs?
Speaker 1: Good? Oh, I can't do. Only watched a couple of
Speaker 1: episodes that goofy little thing Justino.
Speaker 3: That's the complaint that you have about anime is always
Speaker 3: a character that there's always most they always got to
Speaker 3: put in there, So I'm glad. And dragon Ball, like
Speaker 3: those kinds of characters are really like you're you're in
Speaker 3: dragon Ball dragon Ball and dragon Ball is either kind
Speaker 3: of in it, but they're like so relegated to the back.
Speaker 1: They're not saying poor and freaking. They're relegated to staying
Speaker 1: out of his You're not gonna bring I was gonna
Speaker 1: get murdered by myself, is gonna kill him on purpose?
Speaker 3: I do like that that world got so hyper dangerous
Speaker 3: that like the cute characters canonically were just not safe anywhere.
Speaker 3: It was very funny.
Speaker 1: It don't bring chiut suit of things like that. He's
Speaker 1: gonna get killed and and he can't come back, so
Speaker 1: we're not gonna break out. God's not gonna give his
Speaker 1: divine energy to chout super him to come back. You
Speaker 1: can't bring. He couldn't do.
Speaker 2: He couldn't scratch anyone like that. Even the wildest killed himself.
Speaker 2: And then it was like literally Naples, like huh, it was.
Speaker 3: Like suicide momb someone and just.
Speaker 1: He says Chinaman for some reason he knows he knows
Speaker 1: the connotation and said it to hurt people. He's a
Speaker 1: space nazi. Do you look a little on my back?
Speaker 3: Drink me and my cocks over flowing with wee wee juice.
Speaker 1: Please drink some of me. The art of Napa going
Speaker 1: super Saiyan, it's so stupid.
Speaker 3: I feel like his head should get really big.
Speaker 1: I feel it should be a phantom There should be
Speaker 1: phantom hair there, you know, it should be his head
Speaker 1: becomes spiky and like skin.
Speaker 3: Somebody, somebody dress super said Napa right now with like
Speaker 3: spiky skinhead.
Speaker 1: Really bothers me, right, is that they're like, oh, full
Speaker 1: blood Saints hair doesn't change. But then but then no,
Speaker 1: but literally Vegeta's hair has changed from when he was
Speaker 1: a little kid to what you know, But.
Speaker 3: That's that You could argue that that's like just art style,
Speaker 3: like Napa straight up had hair, yeah, you know, like
Speaker 3: in the back and like or in.
Speaker 1: The flashbacks and the see that Napa is a hybrid,
Speaker 1: then't has to be that. But I mean the reality
Speaker 1: is like they didn't they they're just making it up.
Speaker 1: They talking about hybrids in the beginning of the series.
Speaker 1: But it's like, so what I love.
Speaker 3: Watching Jack Jugar clips because he's always so indignant. He's
Speaker 3: like the most indignant person I've ever seen. He's always like, you're.
Speaker 1: Pathetic, you're putting what's wrong?
Speaker 3: You see that clip recently of him like talking to
Speaker 3: that lady where he's like, I can't remember they're debating
Speaker 3: Israel or something. It's like, why are you bringing what oh,
Speaker 3: Stephen Miller's wife or whatever where she threatened to get
Speaker 3: him deported. Oh whatever, He's like, you're he's like he
Speaker 3: has so much like here, there's a lot of stank
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 1: No matter what he says, it's angry, sarcastic man. Even
Speaker 1: when he's being talking normal, he still has to be
Speaker 1: kind of like an asshole about it. Yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this thig happened, and it's like, dude, is this is good?
Speaker 1: You see? God? He won?
Speaker 3: You said a video of him at the airport like
Speaker 3: all those years ago, uh like uh, being angry at
Speaker 3: his like got like the late or whatever. No.
Speaker 1: I love that video.
Speaker 3: It's it makes him look terrible, but he's just he's
Speaker 3: just bending out. He's like, you guys are ful And
Speaker 3: he doesn't say that it's specifically, but it's like, babe,
Speaker 3: it's that energy. Yeah, where he's like he's making life
Speaker 3: so hard for these like people who didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: You know that if you don't, you put Hi from
Speaker 3: the backyard hungry enough goon, devil the man without com
Speaker 3: Just so you know, Swing has true sight and that's
Speaker 3: why he can see his dad uh uha's fat gock. Yes,
Speaker 3: and at tre eight's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's a long, long descendant of Paula
Speaker 1: Treads from doing No. She's like I would not have been.
Speaker 1: She's like three four thousand years later and she got
Speaker 1: a big dick. I don't think she has a most
Speaker 1: stable UIE five game is racing cross worlds.
Speaker 3: Notice his bulge's oh what's this halo? Is by killing Muslims?
Speaker 3: Who his husband Smitchy, the Smitchy recognizing wreck of the
Speaker 3: Edmund Fitzgerald Truman. Calcastis is the goat Missus Piggy running
Speaker 3: a train on kermitting any words, hamster and a sock
Speaker 3: is now plus five after extensive use of reforming the
Speaker 3: Battalion of Dave, San Patricio and Venezuela for the Latina's yush.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh god, I just realized how hungry
Speaker 1: I was. I was thinking of a what's that guy's name? Woucher?
Speaker 1: What was Rushe? What was his name? Yeah? Every time
Speaker 1: I hear that name, I think of that. I haven't
Speaker 1: thought about him in a long.
Speaker 3: Was like he's like a man sphere kind of guy's artist.
Speaker 3: I think he was trying to be what.
Speaker 1: Did he say?
Speaker 2: Uh uh female butt obsession leads to homosexuality.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. There's there's a there's a thread.
Speaker 1: I could not disagree. I think male at least the homosexuality.
Speaker 1: I think like, but so you'd be that's it.
Speaker 2: They're just like, it's just one of those weirdos that
Speaker 2: are like, oh, if you like anything about an atist,
Speaker 2: that means you're thinking about fucking guys in the ass.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you are about you, and that's you. Brother,
Speaker 1: I've not thought about that. Only you thought about that.
Speaker 3: Why don't I fuck a man like Derek's Bruce Willis
Speaker 3: impression gets in eleven out of ten.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank you? Oh no, not me. I never
Speaker 1: gave my whole your face to face with the man
Speaker 1: who sucks offt shows dune and.
Speaker 3: Very cool. Yeah, uh, y'all ever pissed green instead of
Speaker 3: black like it usually is. Yeah, Craig the Canadian is
Speaker 3: deadly Queen. Deadly Queen has already entered your ass. Third
Speaker 3: bomb bites, bites the dick.
Speaker 1: Another one bites his cock. Yeah, blow, then another one blown.
Speaker 1: Another one blows the cock. Hey, hey are.
Speaker 3: I would be like, hey, you're gonna blow you to
Speaker 3: another one Yeah, I haven't heard that song in a
Speaker 3: lot of time.
Speaker 1: That baseline sounds gay too, Like I like it, literally
Speaker 1: it is gay. It sounds to me, it really does.
Speaker 1: It feels funky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly. I mean it's it's not exactly straight.
Speaker 1: It's funk gay. It sounds not particularly is gay, but
Speaker 1: like like gays live in fun.
Speaker 3: I think it's like seventy percent.
Speaker 1: I don't think funk is really that gay.
Speaker 3: I would think that because you're gay, dude, but I
Speaker 3: would know better because I'm gay. If I knew no,
Speaker 3: because you just think it's normally. You didn't even think
Speaker 3: of it as gay. You think of it as default.
Speaker 1: I don't think of funk as gay. I think of
Speaker 1: white funk is gay.
Speaker 3: It literally rhymes. It literally rhymes funk gay.
Speaker 1: White funk is different. What is white funk? That? And
Speaker 1: then another one like that. It's not like stuff like
Speaker 1: that like that was you know, because that's a funky
Speaker 1: ass song. Yeah for sure, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I know they're gay, the ones that made another one
Speaker 1: bites the dust because you know they sucked dick. But
Speaker 1: he's that fine. Get Queen is Queen is gay.
Speaker 3: Queen is Freddy Mercury is gay and by proxy they're
Speaker 3: Gayddy's gay. I don't know if Brian May is gay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's He may not be gay,
Speaker 1: but Queen is gay. Was made to be gay. They
Speaker 1: he forced him to be gay to be grad Grock.
Speaker 3: Is this true?
Speaker 1: Game shot? Yeah, game shot coming. Chris changed your name.
Speaker 3: It's your boy, Shawne d minstrel blackface in the Big
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: You know Quasi Moto predicted this. Did you see the girl,
Speaker 1: that girl that did the black face? She was wilding out?
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: Something was a lot of that sounds like a lot
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 2: One that was Brittany VINTI did one. She was Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw her around that she he will not divide us.
Speaker 1: She stopped. She was she was at the.
Speaker 2: Camera, the camera thing and around the guy that was
Speaker 2: played the snake eater who was doing a live rendition
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: Remember, oh yeah, I do remember. He was about this
Speaker 3: was a funny. That was a funny fucking thing.
Speaker 1: That was fun I missed dumb shit like that. Miss
Speaker 1: dumb sh it like that.
Speaker 3: Dre like he had the flag up and everybody. Everybody
Speaker 3: somehow found it every single time. I believe that ship
Speaker 3: is insane.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that the other day when I
Speaker 1: was recording outside my apartments when the Dodgers won, and
Speaker 1: then I was thinking, I was like, somebody could probably
Speaker 1: find out where I am just by the sky, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I know where that star shines in that direction. Crazy.
Speaker 3: It is really insane because it was in some really
Speaker 3: remote locations for like at least two of the times
Speaker 3: it was I.
Speaker 2: I still can't believe that shit. They did the same
Speaker 2: thing for somebody. Someone moved to, someone moved to I
Speaker 2: can't even remember who it was, but they were getting
Speaker 2: harassed online and then they moved to fucking like Ireland
Speaker 2: or something, and she was staying in a fucking hotel
Speaker 2: and then they found her by the sheets.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I remember that. Yeah, I just don't remember
Speaker 1: who it was that is that is it was somebody
Speaker 1: who went after Kiwi Farms. Who was it?
Speaker 3: I don't remember, trans woman, I don't I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that trans woman that went after Kiwi
Speaker 1: Farms and everybody hates her. I knew about it. The
Speaker 1: Indian guy went after her.
Speaker 2: Mudahar Mudahart went after her Kefle's, Keffle's Kefle's. Oh ke
Speaker 2: it was Keffle's. She was getting harassed. She moved to
Speaker 2: Ireland to escape what It didn't make any sense to
Speaker 2: do that. I think, you know that's not BRITI that's somebody.
Speaker 1: Also did it.
Speaker 3: That's a different Brittany. Brittany venty did it. I mean,
Speaker 3: in fairness, she did it properly, you know, she did
Speaker 3: the actual minstrel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Brittany Vny is also technically half black.
Speaker 3: True, I've seen her.
Speaker 1: I've seen her do that, but I'm like, i've seen her.
Speaker 1: She's half black, like Andrew Tate's half black. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like you're I've seen that as a yeah, but
Speaker 1: like you're still a fucking asshole racist, Yeah, putting in
Speaker 1: her bio as a shield, right, Like it's not like
Speaker 1: she's actually proud of it, or she would never do
Speaker 1: anything of the ship that she does if she actually
Speaker 1: cares exactly.
Speaker 3: She's an elder troll though, Like I mean like she
Speaker 3: like she's like, I don't know, that's your kind of
Speaker 3: that's your whole thing. I'm not even really perplexed by it.
Speaker 3: It's these new people who just showed up all of
Speaker 3: a sudden who were just like, I'm gonna do it,
Speaker 3: and like it's that lady, and just like, who the
Speaker 3: fuck are you.
Speaker 1: Here's the one that said the end word and she
Speaker 1: was trying to fight off saying nigga and they were
Speaker 1: like you just said that. She's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to take nor again.
Speaker 3: It's like you're just yeah, this it's it's boring, like
Speaker 3: the board by it, the fucking like the blackface would
Speaker 3: have been shocking in the mid two thousands of me,
Speaker 3: I'm like, holy shit, like someone's fucking like doing that
Speaker 3: right now. Well, I mean, Jimmy Kimbill was doing it,
Speaker 3: so not in a but in a I'm costplaying ass
Speaker 3: fucking car over a fucking guy that I'm pregnant a
Speaker 3: thirteen year old, Like it would be shocking in like
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen, twenty twenty fourteen. People have to go so
Speaker 3: much now, Yeah, maybe that's something A lot of it
Speaker 3: doesn't even really phase me.
Speaker 1: R Kelly, we are losing objective and ward it's so crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, fucking I've seen them do that ship for
Speaker 1: Alloway and I was like, you guys are fun imagine
Speaker 1: trying to appease fucking those losers in this day and age.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, so funny because it's like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna appease the al right types right now.
Speaker 3: Like really, my radical opinion on that is like, you
Speaker 3: can do that, but you cannot cry about Charlie Carkcussons.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I saw two.
Speaker 1: I saw one in person, and I saw one post
Speaker 1: that was really nice. I saw what was crazy. I
Speaker 1: saw one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, but I decided against said.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's good, that's good one. We are losing,
Speaker 1: all right? What was it? Sweeney?
Speaker 3: Would would you rather go?
Speaker 1: The implication is that I'm not gonna address It's not
Speaker 1: fucking explaining.
Speaker 3: Went to the stupid went to the stupid, dumb gay
Speaker 3: Adia confession and everyone there knew you. Uh drip mh.
Speaker 3: Lord of All Drip, Sweety, Would you rather go to
Speaker 3: Disney World with a Beatles or watch Lily Chet with
Speaker 3: a handful of King Dads?
Speaker 1: Mom, Donnie elected Cheney dead twenty twenty five? Is really
Speaker 1: saving the best for last? Drip? MH, Lord of All Drip?
Speaker 1: I think I might have heard that Ordi.
Speaker 3: But whatever, all Ice agents fumbled the Latina in their past.
Speaker 3: Oh we want you blow me Kremlin the gram one.
Speaker 3: You're one an only Curry fan. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: Chris. Chris is especial love that. That's a good one.
Speaker 3: All timer Chris.
Speaker 1: Gets jack while he's charging it for some reason. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you getting jacked? Like why are you swolled up?
Speaker 1: Because that's just what is what happens? Man? You know
Speaker 1: what they're saying.
Speaker 3: Alzheimer's then Enzheimer's, remember dementia. Chris is in the top
Speaker 3: five wiggers of all time. Uh the twelve Gaze of
Speaker 3: Christmas Lustful Chris be like, so if I signed this contract,
Speaker 3: I get the fuck Cammi. But Sween gets molested by
Speaker 3: a Kuma. Where's the downside? I forgot? I forgot about this.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a clip that's definitely clip worthy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do have to go back and like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do, but like it's so weird,
Speaker 3: like the clips that were like that other clip is
Speaker 3: at two million almost.
Speaker 1: I think, don't think it might have passed it. I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't it's so normy territory I know,
Speaker 1: and I guess that's why.
Speaker 3: That's what we gotta do, you like, and then pull
Speaker 3: them into the it's like it's like, uh, it's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, what was that band? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: They had like that one song that was like nothing
Speaker 3: like anything that they did and it like hit.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know.
Speaker 3: And then and then like everybody got the album was
Speaker 3: like what the fuck is this? It's probably a lot
Speaker 3: of those, but I think it was like a like
Speaker 3: a three eleven type band. It might have been three
Speaker 3: eleven actually, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: M I don't know. Sugar Ray maybe had the game right,
Speaker 1: I mean back in the day they work completely different
Speaker 1: than they're like, oh, let's just do uh fucking Marshals
Speaker 1: and smart and well, like what the fun was that
Speaker 1: that music?
Speaker 3: And then you go to their album.
Speaker 1: He Hanging for. I was like, what is this music for?
Speaker 1: I know it's literally shopping music, Yeah, shopping music. You
Speaker 1: don't like shop right music? I don't. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't heid when I'm shopping.
Speaker 3: I worked in retail, so I hate it for there
Speaker 3: are songs that are completely ruined because I flashes me
Speaker 3: back to sears.
Speaker 1: There are certain songs that I hear that I can
Speaker 1: taste the doughnuts from Duncan again when I hear them.
Speaker 1: That's literally trauma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nothing but wat five three Boys, One You Houpe.
Speaker 3: Penie Bros. Presenting Publishing presents Frank Reynold's new children's books
Speaker 3: The Whore Acts.
Speaker 1: Like the war Axe.
Speaker 3: That's stupid nice, Don Doncerson, Homeless, Chris Christopher er potzerk
Speaker 3: m T, m H and why the old scrolls?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: You do drugs?
Speaker 1: MG? I think it's mgn T is the band, mg
Speaker 1: n H is the fucking drugs. Sorry, I don't know
Speaker 1: MG and T to people I made kids and what
Speaker 1: you call was that?
Speaker 3: The fucking beep beep beep. I love beep beep beep beep.
Speaker 1: What you need from it? I love them?
Speaker 3: You're so fucking we are the f slurs my friend,
Speaker 3: and I'll stick my peniss in your end?
Speaker 1: Uh? How is that white? The whitest fun music, the
Speaker 1: whitest music. It's it's white fun music. It's just fun music.
Speaker 3: Ellipses fan, I'm going to peg Jason Todds. Does anyone
Speaker 3: know where you like? God?
Speaker 1: That's a pretty whitely dominated hut go when a minute
Speaker 1: sounds white, if you know what I mean, because I like.
Speaker 3: It John John Strickland, niggas that intered it, gave it
Speaker 3: some of my favorite and then, like you know, if
Speaker 3: you put a nigga in that band, that song ain't
Speaker 3: gonna sound like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Might sound better. That's what I'm saying. Good from good,
Speaker 1: from great to amazing.
Speaker 3: Coming so hard. I passed out a ship and come again.
Speaker 3: Uh the First Church of Key David instead of a gobby,
Speaker 3: I read a gape call that spread misinformation.
Speaker 1: He Uh, Last and King, Oh my god, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this? This is you? You're such a dick.
Speaker 3: Last and King, but not haphazard in the Wienie. Hut,
Speaker 3: I have a in the Wienie. I like sixty seven
Speaker 3: poopoo fucking haphazard of Falmer. This is just a fuck
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 1: It's literally just bullshit. It's nonsense words.
Speaker 3: Your bad person though you're band forever, but you're also
Speaker 3: locked into paying, so you can't you can't unsubscribe it,
Speaker 3: you can't get access forty forty eight month Uh commitment, Yeah, commitment, suspension,
Speaker 3: mixed whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: We're gonna make a new word for that. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: locked locked.
Speaker 1: In something that means both those at the same time, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it means nothing whatever.
Speaker 3: Man. Vince's Vince's back Baby plurbis looks really good so far. Oh,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen anything from it. I saw him give
Speaker 3: an interview. I gotta check it out. That's Vince Gillian's
Speaker 3: new show.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna watch it until the last season, like
Speaker 3: I did with Breaking that.
Speaker 1: On Fucking Dad.
Speaker 3: It's probably it's bad breaking and it's gonna be about
Speaker 3: bad criminal becoming a nice person.
Speaker 1: That's most shows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, what do you mean, what do you say?
Speaker 3: It's not really most television. I think it is okay.
Speaker 3: Uh pre Ross Blake at ninety six. I got locked
Speaker 3: or doing great read Schicks the Dick second Factor, and
Speaker 3: all I got was locked her. As previously mentioned, I
Speaker 3: u d more like I e ed my bitch got
Speaker 3: bomb busy a graduation. I also got fooled as a
Speaker 3: kid thinking kangaroo Jack was a children's movie. Das Goopy
Speaker 3: the grave mind speaking through RFK, doctor Phil told me
Speaker 3: I should quote get a grip end quote before shooting
Speaker 3: me and the cock live on stage. Young Colin killing
Speaker 3: himself in Chris's closet to make it look like he
Speaker 3: did it to give him a panic attack. That's so meanspirited.
Speaker 3: God damn, I don't think Colin would do that to me.
Speaker 3: Oh he's different, he doesn't know me. I'm just some
Speaker 3: old guy, you know, to him that Mega Man, No
Speaker 3: I am, I am gonna Mega Mat.
Speaker 1: It's crazy the old Mega Mans. I'm not good at
Speaker 1: the old Megan's.
Speaker 3: I'm only good at I can't like. I don't think
Speaker 3: I play. I don't think I've played X.
Speaker 1: That should be fair. I'm good at the X ones.
Speaker 1: With X ones are like they kind of hold your
Speaker 1: hand through becoming good at a certain point. Eventually you
Speaker 1: turn into like a deity. They're so fucking fun. They
Speaker 1: love I love the original Mega Mans.
Speaker 3: I love platformers man I played, but I think Mega
Speaker 3: Man eight or nine, which was the one that came
Speaker 3: out on three sixty and like twenty, like around that.
Speaker 1: Nine or ten or something. One of the ones came
Speaker 1: out recently. That game was fun eleven.
Speaker 3: I think it was Maka Man nine that I played.
Speaker 3: I really like nine ago.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I like I just I'm an I'm
Speaker 1: an ex nigga. They just ex is just cooler lot
Speaker 1: you're white. Yeah, I'm an ex nigga. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: dumb joke.
Speaker 3: It was to imply that he stop.
Speaker 1: He just christ the last.
Speaker 3: Supermassive black cock dudes. Oh, by muse, that's so stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh super the stupid super massive black that's pretty I
Speaker 3: mean that's not a bad name to be honest, unywhere
Speaker 3: k saw Gapris hill Cock super long by Nikki Ziggy.
Speaker 3: Last page Penis Prime using the all spark to do
Speaker 3: Watergate out of focused bigfoot, uh standing in the showers,
Speaker 3: everybody stabbed my heart out. Hey look it's a little
Speaker 3: gaming fun me and my ass SORRYMS Jackson Sniper. That's
Speaker 3: only accurate when he has post nut clarity.
Speaker 1: It's crazy crazy, that's insane. So for a moment, for
Speaker 1: a moment, he's like, that's a.
Speaker 3: Very fleeting clarity to like that doesn't it really doesn't
Speaker 3: last have it again, People really overstate that clarity. That's
Speaker 3: like maybe like a fifteen, but.
Speaker 1: It is is blinding.
Speaker 3: I don't have it because I'm aware that it's so fleeting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you refuse to have clarity because it's fleeting.
Speaker 2: I've never had my fastest refactory period. So like it's
Speaker 2: like the clarity is like about a.
Speaker 1: Half a second. It's free, and then you come back
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, what have I done? Hey? What
Speaker 1: have I done? It was a bit pussy again. You
Speaker 1: want this? You want to put your back on? That
Speaker 1: was me.
Speaker 3: That's crazy twenty twenty twenty one. That was absolutely me
Speaker 3: for like a good year and a half.
Speaker 1: That was me. What baby? I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's putting on my bid, Dude, I like that. There
Speaker 1: is a good old school meme of Obama putting on
Speaker 1: a bib, and it is a meme about eating pussy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen that. Putting on
Speaker 1: a bib is crazy. Even baby babies feels insane to me,
Speaker 1: But like putting on a bib is a grown.
Speaker 3: Man is also I'm gonna do that now next time,
Speaker 3: next time I find myself in that situation, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be I do like that would kill the mood so
Speaker 3: bad or not, Like I'll just I'll just do it
Speaker 3: in the dark.
Speaker 1: She won't notice.
Speaker 3: Saying, man, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: Like fucking like ou beer does? Who is who is
Speaker 1: New York?
Speaker 3: Nick A theory needs hell blauring his weapon Hal three
Speaker 3: projury Hunter a from and rounding out our list.
Speaker 1: As usual is our beloved King of Haphazard. Oh bother,
Speaker 1: I have a gun, didn't it? Just like m yeah right,
Speaker 1: there's of course it's not poppy hunters in the world,
Speaker 1: Christopher Robum. You don't worry, Pool, I'll handle them. And
Speaker 1: you just hear screams that he's torturing one of them,
Speaker 1: know where they all are?
Speaker 3: Taker gets shot and he's like suffering. That's not what
Speaker 3: he says. Is that not who I'm thinking of?
Speaker 1: You're thinking of his cousin Na