WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:13.679 Welcome to the Snottick. You're about to get your body's 2 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:17.920 glazed by the great Chris ray Gous, Derek black Bet, 3 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:23.960 and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some shiit. 4 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:34.920 Sit back and prepare for some glazing glady and like 5 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:38.159 clapping like Shang Sung in the first Mortal Combat Shang Soon. 6 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:40.960 I wish I could make sonic boom claps like guys 7 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:41.359 watched this. 8 00:00:41.799 --> 00:00:46.920 Just the Hulk like why even I mean, I know 9 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:49.159 it's the Hulk. Could just he doesn't have to do 10 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.039 anything if he just does that, and he will fuck 11 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:51.520 everyone up. 12 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:52.280 He doesn't have to move. 13 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:54.880 Yeah, a lot of those people are overpowered, a lot 14 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:56.000 of them anyway. 15 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:59.679 You sure the ones that aren't overpowered are insane? Still 16 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:01.000 walk Way? 17 00:01:01.119 --> 00:01:04.599 Everybody, Hey, Hey, everybody, Hey, hey, welcome to the Stark 18 00:01:04.599 --> 00:01:07.519 Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, it's him, Derek, it's him Sweeney. 19 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:09.879 Look at him, him sucking on that fucking water like 20 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:13.280 it's a penis and he's gay. Welcome to the show. 21 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:17.719 Water. They need to drink it. Shut up. I don't care. 22 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:19.239 That's crazy. 23 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:21.000 I'm in a mood today. I'm in a mood today. 24 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:24.200 Are you what do you want right? Now I'm on, 25 00:01:24.359 --> 00:01:28.719 Like I woke up, I was the dentist. It's not 26 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:30.599 a good start to the It's never fun to go 27 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:31.239 to the dentist. 28 00:01:31.599 --> 00:01:31.840 You know. 29 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:35.159 It was actually a pretty decent, like you know, appointment, 30 00:01:35.480 --> 00:01:38.000 but it's still like it's a maintenance thing. 31 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:40.159 I gotta go do this. I gotta go. 32 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:42.719 I gotta get a cavity refilled in because a filling 33 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:45.200 of mine broke apparently and I just didn't know about it. 34 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:46.879 Top eating candy, nigga. 35 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:48.280 No, it's literally a filling. 36 00:01:48.879 --> 00:01:50.719 It's not a new cavit And I don't care what 37 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:51.359 I'm gonna. 38 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:52.719 Keep eating Cady. I'm gonna go get a roll up 39 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:53.120 right now. 40 00:01:53.319 --> 00:01:56.719 Whatever logic you're trying to talk, I'm uninterested. That's crazy. 41 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:01.879 Just logged out a conversation you both is not allowed conversations. 42 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:04.159 Shut up, don't talk to me. Welcome to the show. 43 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:06.120 Got a lot. 44 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:09.240 We had a lot to talk about today, Not really 45 00:02:09.479 --> 00:02:10.639 we have what is it? 46 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:11.919 Uh? What happened? 47 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:16.240 GGA six is gone? It's never coming out? Yeah, delayed again. 48 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:18.560 Was like we don't want this game. 49 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:21.159 Yeah, it turns out actually we kind of don't low key, 50 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:24.159 we don't care. So like we're gonna stop. We made 51 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:26.639 it ninety eight percent of the way through development. It 52 00:02:26.719 --> 00:02:29.280 is done. You can't play it. No one will ever 53 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:29.639 see it. 54 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:31.919 I like the idea that it was take two and 55 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:34.639 not like Rockstar, like you know, the developers were like, ah, 56 00:02:34.719 --> 00:02:35.520 we don't want to work on this. 57 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:37.599 No, it was actually just the parent company. 58 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:41.240 They're like, yeah, yeah, it's really good actually, but we're 59 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:44.240 just kind of over it. We're kind of done with 60 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:44.919 this vibe. 61 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:49.319 You know that'd be say hot pissed, would you be? 62 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:53.000 I worked on that for for how long? It's been 63 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.800 six years? Basically more or less. You figure pre production 64 00:02:55.919 --> 00:03:00.080 started around twenty eighteen after a Red Dead, so like 65 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:02.759 maybe seven years. Even you're working this long and then 66 00:03:02.759 --> 00:03:04.599 they cancel it, you can't use any of the work 67 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.319 that you've done on a resume because it's been written off. 68 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:09.479 So like, of course, if you want to go work 69 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:11.919 somebody else, they'd be like, you haven't worked in seven years, 70 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:13.960 like I did. Isn't that crazy that that's allowed by 71 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:16.319 the way that that that that actually does happen. Like 72 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:18.039 people will work for years on something and then it'll 73 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:19.479 get canceled and then they'll be like you can't use 74 00:03:19.479 --> 00:03:22.400 this for your own reference material because it's it's ours. 75 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:28.560 Yeah, that happens, that's horror, that's horrified. The face. 76 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:32.120 Yeah, I mean that's the only solution at that point. 77 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:35.080 Are you? Are you grab? You grab a softball that 78 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:39.080 was dipped in kerosene? What why you set your hand 79 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:41.560 on fire using a softball to give your hand more structure? 80 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:43.520 Have you done this before? Hunch? I don't, don't. Don't 81 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:45.080 worry about me. I'm worried. 82 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:46.879 I'm specifically worried about about me. 83 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:48.639 I'm I'm gonna worry about you. 84 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:49.400 I'm concerned. 85 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.159 In fact, what I do is I get my turmulums, 86 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:53.560 I step on kerosene, and I kick people. Flavy kid, 87 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:54.840 that's more. 88 00:03:54.919 --> 00:03:57.080 That's I feel like it's more risky to you. 89 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:59.319 It is, But they get burned from getting kicked. I 90 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:00.759 just get burned. 91 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.159 Yeah, you're you're a loser. 92 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:06.039 I don't. He gets kicked and burned. I get burned. 93 00:04:07.319 --> 00:04:10.319 That's the math on that checks out. But it's so stupid. 94 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:13.199 Like I said, if I stomp on him, I'm getting burned. 95 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:16.160 But he's getting burned and stomped on, so he's taking 96 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.160 bludgeoning and fire damage. I'm taking fire damage, probably more 97 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:21.399 fied image and he took, but it's. 98 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:24.560 Almost almost to the point where he would probably be equivalent. 99 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:26.959 Ultimately, No, no, I take more damage, likely I take 100 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:27.839 I take more damage. 101 00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:29.319 Yeah, so it would be worse for you, is what 102 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:30.879 I'm saying. But I'm doing double types of damage. 103 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:31.040 Bro. 104 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:32.279 You know it's like you want do you want more 105 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:32.959 fire damage? 106 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:35.399 Did you see how he by the way, completely switched 107 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:36.040 his argument. 108 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:40.519 I'm taking more damage, but he's getting two kinds of damage. 109 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:42.920 Whatever, man, that's what makes it cool. Anyway, GJ six 110 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:43.959 is delayed, Like. 111 00:04:43.959 --> 00:04:46.279 Would you rather a character that does bludgeting damage but 112 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:48.480 he does more budgeting damage? Or does he do bludgeting 113 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:51.160 and fire damage when a cool visual effect a fire? 114 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:53.199 I got him, He's locked. I got him, like I 115 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:55.480 got him. I got him, I got him? Feels over? 116 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:59.240 I got him? That question feels rhetorical, don't it? It doesn't. 117 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:04.920 Are you he's telling you how? It's like it like 118 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:06.560 with somebody hits you, Like, are you're You're fine? I'm like, 119 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:08.839 are you sure? Heard? 120 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:09.600 So? 121 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:09.959 What is it? 122 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:10.480 November? 123 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:11.399 Yeah? 124 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:13.399 November is coming out now. It was originally like on 125 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:14.560 Spring Mark. 126 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:18.959 May it was May. Oh May May twenty six, twenty six, 127 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:21.720 when they released that last trailer. Oh right, yeah, when 128 00:05:21.720 --> 00:05:22.519 I was twenty fifty. 129 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:26.680 Now it's yeah, I would you know, here's the thing 130 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.360 I wouldn't be since I don't have a PS five, 131 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:32.879 I don't have a new console. I'm not that upset 132 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:37.439 because it gives me more time to hopefully around that time, 133 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:40.720 the consoles, the companies will have enough sense to mark 134 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:41.879 down their fucking consoles. 135 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:43.000 You find them. 136 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:45.600 You know how that's happening, right, how prices are going down? 137 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:51.120 Look at the Supreme Court. I'll sell you mine. I 138 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:53.399 don't know. You're overcharged. You're a dirty nigga, and you 139 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:55.279 fucking you you you like? 140 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:57.399 Did he trade it in a broken wi? You the 141 00:05:57.519 --> 00:05:58.000 game style? 142 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:02.720 Mine isn't broken. This wasn't broken. How he laughed there? 143 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:06.879 Because I remember my more citious, my more citious, as 144 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:10.680 I don't use it? Well, what do you mean you 145 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:11.160 know use it? 146 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:13.519 I thought, what do you use to play on your 147 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.920 I know you have my switch, the switch, so when 148 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:18.759 you're playing like Fortnite. 149 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:19.839 You use That's the only time I use it. But 150 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:22.519 I usually play Fortnite because of Lilian. That's it, right, 151 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:25.399 So and she's gonna be mad. Fuck well, actually, yeah, 152 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:27.560 she can fucking buy another one. Then she made it 153 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:30.600 two million dollars a year, and then she's filthy rich. 154 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:31.879 He's not filter she made. 155 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:35.079 Yeah, you guys are paying no fucking rent and she 156 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:35.959 makes like a lot of. 157 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:38.839 He is like truly a middle class person. Like actually 158 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:41.639 she's not like not this like arguable middle class or 159 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:45.040 like she's upper middle class. She's definitely together upper middle 160 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:45.600 class for sure. 161 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:49.279 For I think you're paying four hundred rent. Inherently that 162 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.319 makes you you're already like you know what I mean, 163 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:53.800 Like it doesn't even matter how poor you are your 164 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:55.160 upper class figures. 165 00:06:55.480 --> 00:07:00.480 She makes seventeen figures. 166 00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:02.480 And every week that she's so loaded, it's because of 167 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:05.079 that app. It's because that app she sold how many 168 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.920 years ago? What was it called door Dash? Right, I forgot. 169 00:07:08.399 --> 00:07:11.879 So she was fucking she was just giving Cuomo money. 170 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:15.480 Yeah that's what I heard. Yeah, she's kind of a bastard. 171 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:19.040 Yeah that'd be insane. But I wish she was that rich. 172 00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:21.040 She wouldn't be with me though, It's no, I don't. 173 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:22.639 I don't offer anything for her to be that rich 174 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:23.560 with you. 175 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:26.360 Now, I mean she she makes good fucking money. I 176 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:28.279 think it's love. I think it's that's the one is love. 177 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:31.439 It has to be love, tragic has to be love. Yeah, 178 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:34.879 that's weird, and I've never heard of that before. Love. 179 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:36.240 You never felt that before in my life. 180 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:41.439 I could talk how you look like it, But I 181 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:42.800 want to start talking to you guys like we're in 182 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:45.160 like Jubilee debates. I'm just trying to prove you guys. 183 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:47.800 Oh yeah, you would say that. Huh, that's interesting. Interesting, 184 00:07:47.959 --> 00:07:51.040 have you thought about stopping? Didn't we have an extra 185 00:07:51.279 --> 00:07:54.680 Jubilee extra amo essentially what wasn't Jubilee? But we had 186 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:58.079 to get a stupid debate racism versus sex. I would love, 187 00:07:58.360 --> 00:07:59.920 I would love. I would love to have a Jew 188 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:03.480 debate with a bunch of what I don't know. Yeah, 189 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:08.639 that's what debate is. No, no, no, like no, I 190 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:10.800 don't even want them to know why they're there, Like 191 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:11.839 I wanted to just be cool. 192 00:08:12.800 --> 00:08:15.920 They just show up and there's the random topic that's chosen. 193 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:19.800 You gotta argue this topway people that look scary, but 194 00:08:19.959 --> 00:08:21.879 like it's just like three of them are straight up clansmen. 195 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:25.120 What do you like in the in the in the 196 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:27.560 garb in the road. 197 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:30.199 One guy is holding a burning cross, but he has 198 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:31.560 a glove on so it doesn't. 199 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:33.840 Burn, so it doesn't burn them. Yeah, I mean it's 200 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:37.440 nice and contained. It's nice and contained. I like that 201 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:39.559 the entire time. The like you guys are there for 202 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:40.919 two fucking hours. 203 00:08:40.639 --> 00:08:44.600 And I'm like, bro, is that hot? Extremely wildly in fact, 204 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:48.039 very hot? Brother? But I hate you more than it's hot. 205 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:52.200 You sure? I don't know exactly changing my mind. 206 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:57.480 I gotta be married with kids by the time G 207 00:08:57.960 --> 00:08:59.919 six comes out. I feel like at this point, I 208 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:02.399 feel like it's just gonna it's gonna get delayed again. Yeah, 209 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:03.159 after this problem. 210 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:05.159 What do you think why it's getting delayed? What do 211 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:05.440 you think? 212 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:08.919 You know what I think it is? Honestly, I think 213 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:11.120 the main actor. May I think something might have come 214 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:14.320 out about the main actor? No, yeah, I think I 215 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:17.000 think maybe like he like there's like pictures of him 216 00:09:17.039 --> 00:09:20.039 like stopping a kid down a drain or something, and 217 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:21.919 then it came out internally and then they're like, funk, 218 00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:24.480 we gotta recast the entire game that we just made. 219 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:26.759 Would take so much longer than the time. 220 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:30.320 Like, well, they're gonna try and you know, they're working 221 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:30.679 over time. 222 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:35.759 Isn't a main actor a bitch? No, there's two b 223 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:40.399 and Clyde situation. I think, Yeah, I think you care 224 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:44.480 less now Scorting mod day one. 225 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:48.480 Yeah, I can't wait to see those fucking uh those 226 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:52.559 memes of like, you know, we're o fix the game 227 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:55.480 here when it's made for when it's made for gamers 228 00:09:55.559 --> 00:09:58.759 versus when it's made for Activism's gonna have like fucking 229 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:00.759 Triple G's and it's. 230 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:02.919 Like gonna look like a Korean like uh like k 231 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:05.799 pop Demon Hunter render. That's like not even remotely. 232 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:09.200 It's not even like even appealing. Yeah, they saw the 233 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:12.000 ghost of Yota one, dude, it's so harassing. 234 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:14.679 The same thing with the Ela Pronell and fucking fall out. 235 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:16.080 They did the same thing with her too, and I'm. 236 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:17.759 Like, what they did do that? They do that? 237 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:20.480 They just like they're like they I fixed it, and 238 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:22.600 it's just they made her like a generic like anime girl, 239 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:25.039 but like textured like she was real. It was weird. 240 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:25.559 I don't know. 241 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:28.480 People are fucking gooners and they they're always broken. 242 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:31.240 They can't think of anything else but like jacking off. 243 00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:34.200 Yeah, because why do you need uh when you're playing 244 00:10:34.240 --> 00:10:37.320 this fucking like Ninja ass fucking feudal Japan or whatever 245 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:40.600 time in Ghost of Yota, and you're just like wanting 246 00:10:40.600 --> 00:10:42.080 to slice people up. 247 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:43.720 Yeah, I want to have a snail trail and I 248 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:46.559 want I want her lactating and running around with giant 249 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:48.639 titties like at the very least. Okay, you probably have 250 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:49.159 two monitors. 251 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:50.919 You're playing on your PC or whatever, or maybe you're 252 00:10:50.919 --> 00:10:52.840 not because it's a I think it's still on. It's 253 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:56.879 you have your fucking laptop or you have your phone, 254 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:00.399 it's stocked. Your porn is playing the entire time, and 255 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:02.279 you're playing, Well, why is that not a solution? 256 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:05.240 Chris, Chris, imagine playing Trials of Old Cyrus while porn's 257 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:12.960 open watch. It's crazy. If you're playing Trials while watching porn, 258 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:15.080 you're a you should Probably. 259 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:19.960 The word you're looking for is remember when that is 260 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:22.879 honestly so, it's I've never I will say like I've been. 261 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:25.399 Look I've been. I've been in some pretty dark holes, 262 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:27.440 you know what I mean, where I'm like, oh man, 263 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:31.480 this whole day is ruined. But I can't imagine. I 264 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:35.720 can't even imagine I'm playing a video like a competitive 265 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:36.360 video game. 266 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:37.279 While I have. 267 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:41.600 I literally wasted like especially when I was like a teenager, 268 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:43.879 like late late teens, early twenties, I've definitely wasted too 269 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:46.799 much time watching porn, but like never like while I 270 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:49.720 was definitely still okay yeah well I mean, I mean 271 00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:53.799 I was. I was pretending, but definitely not like while 272 00:11:53.799 --> 00:11:56.159 I'm doing something else. That's how you know, like you 273 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:59.240 got a multitask Ford, that's crazy. 274 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:01.320 Problem, but those that's what those. If you're watching portal 275 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:03.759 around people having a conversation, you're a demon and you're 276 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:08.080 fully invested in have you done this not on the show? No, 277 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:11.759 I've I've glanced by, I have not watched intently. 278 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.960 Even scrolling through it, I think, and I. 279 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:19.639 Went and I kept going. I wasn't like I wasn't 280 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:25.360 investing in the conversation though one or the other. Yeah, 281 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:27.879 one or the other. I can probably though, like if 282 00:12:27.879 --> 00:12:29.519 I really wanted to lock in, I probably could. 283 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:31.840 Whatever man too much there. 284 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:33.320 There's an old Asian guy. 285 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:36.840 Do you see that footage recently where it's like they're 286 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:39.799 like at a dinner or something, and then across you 287 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:42.799 see him his phone and like it's like close enough 288 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:44.840 to ward the people on his table can't see and 289 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:48.759 there's just a chick just bouncing like riding on some ship. 290 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.320 And he's like an old and I'm like, bro, you're 291 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:51.919 at dinner with like family. 292 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:57.679 You can't even wait. It's a crazy getting old. 293 00:12:57.960 --> 00:13:01.759 Let's get respect like you're for you to still have 294 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:04.080 that drive at that age must be crazy being like. 295 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:08.440 Ancient gooner is probably interested to likeoner. 296 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:15.159 Damn, I gotta write that dumb elder is insane elder gooner. 297 00:13:15.240 --> 00:13:17.279 Right that that's that's a that's a candidate for the 298 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:19.360 for the for the for the title. That's not that 299 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:23.240 it's like guniatric. That's fucking wild. 300 00:13:23.559 --> 00:13:25.519 Like that's like you have like what is an what 301 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:28.440 is a sign of being old that's like falling apart 302 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.320 a goon cave? What what would what would a goon 303 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:35.320 cave circa nineteen sixty nineteen sixty look like? 304 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:41.240 Uh, probably like velvet furniture, Yeah, like velvety, but probably 305 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:44.559 also plastic wrapping. Maybe I was thinking like velvet almost 306 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:46.399 with like the like Victorian kind of. 307 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:49.759 You know what I mean, Like this old Victorian esthetic 308 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:51.679 in a good cave is wild. And you have like 309 00:13:51.759 --> 00:13:55.000 I don't know, plastic you're gonna suck up the ship immediately. 310 00:13:55.080 --> 00:13:57.120 You can have all this nice furniture with velvet all 311 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:58.600 they would. 312 00:13:58.399 --> 00:13:59.840 Put plastic on it. But like I'm trying to think 313 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:03.480 of Decora, there was a lot of hand me down stuff, right, 314 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:06.080 Like I remember like my grandparents had like friendsure that 315 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:08.159 looked Victorian to me, Like I don't know if it 316 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:09.559 was like actually, but like you know what I mean, 317 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:12.320 it had it had like the it was like a 318 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:15.279 They had like a bench that had like legs that 319 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:17.679 kind of like they swirled, you know. 320 00:14:17.720 --> 00:14:20.399 Remember that aesthetic. That's what I'm talking about, Like why 321 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.519 did they have that? Shit looked remember the thing you're 322 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:25.000 talking creepy? It was double like this looks stupid. And 323 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:28.399 all the couches had the fucking stupid four uh four 324 00:14:28.480 --> 00:14:35.120 buttons on each couch like fucking seats. Crazy that even four. 325 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:40.080 There's no good answer to why would it be four 326 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:42.080 or five? Sometimes was different? 327 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:44.720 I can I'm convinced that because that was made in 328 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:49.639 a time where like slaves were making all of that stuff, right, 329 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.559 they just were like, let's make it needlessly complicated, to 330 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:54.639 make it just harder for the slaves, like now we 331 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:57.480 have now because everything's like a factory now our friends, 332 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:00.120 was mega simple because there's nobody to like exploit with 333 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:01.480 tedious work, right, you. 334 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:01.840 Know what I mean. 335 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:04.000 It's like it's not even worth asking for more detail 336 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:05.240 because no one's gonna suffer. 337 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:05.960 Let's make a. 338 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:09.879 Flat cube and say that's a table until until robots 339 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:12.000 starts saying out and it's like, day, okay, give it, 340 00:15:12.399 --> 00:15:12.639 give it. 341 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:17.799 Sparkles. Internally, that's crazy programming robots. To Phil Payne, I 342 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:20.960 think it's cool, is uh? I think that's so evil, 343 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:24.159 Like that's like that's up there with like slavery evil. 344 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:27.200 I think, actually, oh yeah, I was watching you guys. 345 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:29.919 Ever watched The Maze Runner? You ever heard of that show? 346 00:15:29.960 --> 00:15:32.399 I heard it Lily Lily loved that ship. I uh 347 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:33.240 so jojo. 348 00:15:34.120 --> 00:15:36.519 She claims she watched it and then she like didn't 349 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:38.919 remember fucking anything because I was asking her questions about 350 00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:40.519 it because she had it on while I was cooking 351 00:15:40.559 --> 00:15:40.919 my dinner. 352 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:42.480 And then I was like, what the fuck is this 353 00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:44.600 this is? You know? Because I don't. 354 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:47.440 I'm fine with most dystopia's as long as they are 355 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:48.720 trophy makes you know. 356 00:15:49.399 --> 00:15:52.360 This one was like they're torturing people for a cure. 357 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:55.480 Or it makes no sense. I don't know anything. It's 358 00:15:55.559 --> 00:15:57.360 just oh, some company called the Wig It's the end 359 00:15:57.399 --> 00:15:57.799 of the world. 360 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:03.639 Wicked is the cos It's fucking like Umbrella. Essentially, this 361 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:06.879 guy that wrote this ship just ripped off the Hunger Games. 362 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:09.200 He ripped off he ripped off every trope. He's like, oh, 363 00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:13.320 what if I put zombies in the Hunger Games and 364 00:16:13.639 --> 00:16:15.639 kind of the matrix kind of like you just kind 365 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:17.559 of he just kind of did all this ship and 366 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:20.360 it worked because I guess they made up books and 367 00:16:20.480 --> 00:16:21.240 movies and all this shit. 368 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:23.960 I'm like, that's crazy. Least it feels like you can 369 00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:27.399 anything would work then, cause it's it's fucking it doesn't 370 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:28.039 make any sense now. 371 00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:29.960 To be fair, I only know about the first and 372 00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:32.360 second movie a little bit, but it was one of 373 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:36.759 those things where they're like, how are they justifying torturing 374 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:38.879 these kids going through a Maids Knowing stuff where they're 375 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:41.240 claiming they're trying to run test on them to find 376 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:44.200 a cure, And I'm like, how is making super elaborate 377 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:48.399 mazes that must cause every resource in the apocalypse Because 378 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:50.679 the solar flare destroyed most of humanity and now there's 379 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:51.200 like a virus. 380 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:53.159 It makes no fucking sense at all. And I'm like 381 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:55.799 trying to be respectful and watch it and like, at 382 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:59.240 a certain point, was Jojo enjoying it? Well, I think 383 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:03.120 she enjoyed in the same way she enjoyed like, uh, Twilight, 384 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:05.880 you know, like it's not you don't take it that seriously. 385 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.759 I got. I can't front. I really like watching the 386 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:11.519 Twilight movies. I know they're not good films, but they're 387 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:14.559 really funny to watch. Well, I mean, if you watching 388 00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:17.240 it in that context of like, oh this is just 389 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:20.799 wacky fun I don't like mind, I would argue in 390 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:25.359 some ways, that makes it a good film. Yeah, say that. 391 00:17:25.519 --> 00:17:27.599 People say that, like about like the so bad it's 392 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:29.880 good movies. Yeah, And I'm like, I get what you're saying, 393 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:32.000 but like that kind of kind of does make it 394 00:17:32.039 --> 00:17:33.039 a good movie. It makes it. 395 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:35.480 That makes it an enjoyable movie. The difference between a 396 00:17:35.519 --> 00:17:36.079 good movie. 397 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:37.839 Like I get, I get, Yeah, I know what you're saying. 398 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:40.720 Yeah, okay, yeah that's fair, that is fair, but yeah, 399 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:43.519 I know what you mean. And if it's unintentionally good 400 00:17:43.559 --> 00:17:44.200 like the what was it? 401 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:44.839 The what is it? 402 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:49.559 The Room? Right, one of those, it's unintentionally fucking great. 403 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:51.680 The Room. 404 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:55.720 The first time I saw that movie, I was hanging 405 00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:58.119 out with Joe and we watched that movie. Was me, 406 00:17:58.319 --> 00:18:00.880 him and I think like two other friends, and I 407 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:04.480 was just like what I said more than once, what's 408 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:07.200 going on? Out loud? I was like, what is happening? 409 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:09.880 I did not. 410 00:18:13.119 --> 00:18:16.759 The background to That's a great It's like like Mantean candidate, 411 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:18.599 Like I just kind of switched on to something else. 412 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:25.559 Ridiculous sex scene. Yeah, it was like, fuck, what is 413 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:26.559 that movie? 414 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:29.200 Is weird? Like I it is a bummer because like 415 00:18:29.519 --> 00:18:32.240 it did get to a point where everybody knew about it. Yeah, 416 00:18:32.279 --> 00:18:35.240 and it was kind of like a fun thing for 417 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:36.680 a little bit and then it's just kind of gott 418 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:38.279 and then he became like too self aware. 419 00:18:38.880 --> 00:18:39.319 Oh yeah. 420 00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:41.480 He tried to make movies that were purposefully bad, like 421 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:43.359 he had when where like a shark was on the 422 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.039 street or something that's the. 423 00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:46.960 Worst thing when people tried I'm like, bro, no, that 424 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:49.160 was lightning in a bottle. You can't replicate that. 425 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:49.920 You can't do that. 426 00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:52.079 He had a movie, he had a short film called 427 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:55.279 The House that Drips Blood on Alex It is real 428 00:18:57.359 --> 00:18:59.279 and I loved the title that I remember. 429 00:18:59.200 --> 00:18:59.880 I was fired. 430 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:02.599 It's such a stupid movie title, but like I remember 431 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:05.640 watching it me and like he knows, and it made 432 00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:06.759 it so much less fun. 433 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:09.599 As soon as I started seeing him at every convention, 434 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:11.599 like I was like, all right, it's over. 435 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:15.960 I mean, look respectfully, get your bag, Look, get your bag. 436 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:18.559 I'm not begrudging him for doing it, because I ultimately like, 437 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:20.000 is the most success I'll ever have. 438 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.160 Milk it, fuck it? Who cares? Try? Absolutely? 439 00:19:23.160 --> 00:19:25.880 But it does make it does like from like a 440 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:28.039 genuine enjoyer of that that first movie. 441 00:19:28.319 --> 00:19:28.680 It does. 442 00:19:28.960 --> 00:19:31.759 It does make whatever you make afterwards seem a little 443 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.799 bit forced. And did you guys see the movie that 444 00:19:34.960 --> 00:19:37.480 was based off of the Disaster Artist? 445 00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:39.359 Yeah? Yeah, did you see it? I didn't see it. 446 00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:41.920 I I feel like I must have seen it, but 447 00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:44.119 I don't remember anything about it. That's definitely a movie 448 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:47.279 I absolutely made an attempt to see, but I remember 449 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:47.839 nothing about it. 450 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:50.319 That was a while ago. It feels like there's like 451 00:19:50.359 --> 00:19:50.920 twenty eighteen. 452 00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:53.519 I think, yeah, I can't even I can't even pinpoint it. 453 00:19:53.799 --> 00:19:56.839 Yeah that was pre Joker, I think, oh really, yeah, 454 00:19:56.839 --> 00:19:59.200 I think so. I don't know why I don't I 455 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:01.519 don't know why. I think pro and pre like it's 456 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:06.480 pro and post Joker. You know, I remember, I remember, 457 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:11.160 I remember time based on spatial awareness, so you know, 458 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:14.079 like I don't know exactly what year Joker came out in, 459 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:16.799 or like what year that movie came out in, but 460 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:18.920 I remember what apartment I was in. Yeah, I remember, 461 00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:20.359 what I mean, And because of that, I remember what 462 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:23.240 other movies were out at the time, and you know 463 00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:25.200 what I mean. So it's like, oh, that's a Joker era. 464 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:29.640 Kind of ah. Man, Joker is such a good movie, 465 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:33.240 and the second one was maybe made me feel uncomfortable 466 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:36.039 the second one. The second one had moments like. 467 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:39.480 Like spoilers for Joker too, Joker gets raped. 468 00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:42.440 It had as visceral moments happen. The first one is 469 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:45.279 actually to me genuinely, yeah, I mean, because that moment 470 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:49.759 it was such a high horse. And then they drag him, 471 00:20:49.799 --> 00:20:51.680 they beat him up, they bring him to the bathroom, 472 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:54.200 which is crazy about to actually clean him up. Afterwards 473 00:20:54.759 --> 00:20:58.400 they rape it is creating all the song and dances 474 00:20:58.440 --> 00:20:59.000 out of the movie. 475 00:20:59.079 --> 00:21:01.960 It's like, well, it is actually like a crazy it 476 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:04.839 is so it was crazy that somebody made that on 477 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:07.480 purpose and then people were like, I guess we're putting 478 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:08.640 this out, you know. 479 00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:12.440 I I still I still hold the feeling that in 480 00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:14.839 you know, ten years or whatever, people are gonna be like, 481 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:19.559 this is brilliant because this guy, what's his name, the director, 482 00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:23.400 Todd Phillips, Yeah, whatever, Yeah, I think, is that right? 483 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:28.039 I think I think literally, okay, yeah, okay, well that 484 00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:31.759 you didn't like I thought I was like, oh yeah, 485 00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.000 but I was like, that doesn't do anything. I think 486 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:38.000 he was just like, you're not. I think, didn't you 487 00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:39.759 want to just don't you feel like you just want 488 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:41.839 to tank it on purpose? Yeah? No, No, I think 489 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:44.279 I think he was like, you guys clearly didn't see 490 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:45.799 what the fuck I was making, So I'm gonna make 491 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:48.599 this and make you mad. I think that's exactly what happened. 492 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:50.960 That's exactly what he was like. The people that like 493 00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:54.960 Joker for the wrong reasons have fun for the right reason. 494 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:56.759 The thing that makes me question that though whether or 495 00:21:56.759 --> 00:21:58.279 notill age well is like whether or not in the 496 00:21:58.319 --> 00:22:01.400 future people will even have the contact of you know 497 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:02.880 what I mean of the time, Like if you didn't 498 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:03.880 grow up around the time. 499 00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:05.680 You'd probably just watched the movie be like what the 500 00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:06.680 fucking what are they doing? 501 00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:08.839 You know what I mean, because it'd be completely divorced 502 00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:10.480 from like the internet conversation. 503 00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:13.160 I think that whole movie is the joke. I know 504 00:22:13.200 --> 00:22:17.079 what you mean, whole movie. Get it? Like that the joke. 505 00:22:17.119 --> 00:22:19.359 He's like the same movie as the joke he's telling 506 00:22:20.119 --> 00:22:22.119 in the at the end of the first movie. It's like, Yea, 507 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:23.680 you wouldn't get it. I was right that it mattered. 508 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:29.359 I think that's the joke actually, And I think it's like, 509 00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:34.160 this is a fucking even I wouldn't tell this joke. Goddamn. Listen, man, 510 00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:37.240 it's it's uh, it's a movie. It's it's a movie, 511 00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:39.680 and I make parts of it that I like that 512 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:44.000 are genuinely very visceral, and I think that gets put 513 00:22:44.039 --> 00:22:46.599 across very well. I think it's directed well. I just 514 00:22:46.680 --> 00:22:49.200 think that it's like I just hate that it's not 515 00:22:49.319 --> 00:22:52.440 a musical. It's musical. Elements was not a musical. 516 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:54.720 I was kind of looking forward, dude. I thought like, oh, okay, yeah, 517 00:22:54.799 --> 00:22:59.880 and it's they were bad. The song bad, The songs 518 00:22:59.880 --> 00:23:03.599 all bad. They were poorly performed, and uh, they were 519 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:04.160 barely in it. 520 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:08.160 Like the way this was an accidental, Like no, this 521 00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:11.599 had to have been calculated. And I feel like there 522 00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:13.279 was a moment I think, you know, this is just 523 00:23:13.359 --> 00:23:15.559 me speculating the moment when the when the when the 524 00:23:15.599 --> 00:23:18.960 midget guy was testifying, it was to me it was 525 00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:20.880 like this movie could have been good. 526 00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:24.079 It was like, that's such a good scene. 527 00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:25.039 It is a great scene. 528 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:26.839 And then and then the movie. 529 00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:32.039 It's like watching it's like watching a really cool baby 530 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:36.559 ship all over it so really cool man, Like you 531 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:38.319 were like meet a baby and you're like, it's a 532 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:39.400 chill baby baby. 533 00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:43.680 It's not crying, it's not doing any like yeah, it's 534 00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:44.480 a mewing baby. 535 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:56.799 And then just suddenly just like cat Ski, I'm gonna 536 00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:58.880 know you for like I'm gonna know you for a while, 537 00:23:59.079 --> 00:24:01.440 and had a been here, I would have probably known 538 00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:03.279 you as a pretty cool baby. But now I remember 539 00:24:03.319 --> 00:24:06.880 you as as the baby they shut up his own back. 540 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:13.319 Drenched baby. Ew I remember you drenched, but uh, shut 541 00:24:13.400 --> 00:24:17.680 up babies, because like shut up the babies, baby, shut 542 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:21.440 out babies. Okay, Okay, I mean yeah, I guess No, 543 00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:25.200 I don't shin near that company. Shin that you know, 544 00:24:25.799 --> 00:24:30.680 you know how they they just sell everything everything. Yeah, like, well, 545 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:36.079 well close, they had uh child sex dolls? 546 00:24:36.839 --> 00:24:37.599 Are you serious? 547 00:24:39.359 --> 00:24:43.079 She the third party company was selling the sex dolls. 548 00:24:43.640 --> 00:24:47.079 They clearly like I can't wait to rub this in 549 00:24:47.200 --> 00:24:49.559 everybody's face. Who buys stuff from sin? Yeah? 550 00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:52.720 Oh my god? Like I was like, man, so that's 551 00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:53.440 first of all. 552 00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:57.839 Wow. Yeah. So of course they got taken down and 553 00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:00.680 I wanted to, but my heart was like nah, man. 554 00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:01.519 It was crazy. 555 00:25:01.599 --> 00:25:04.880 Seeing scene was like, You're like I can't. They're like, oh, 556 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:06.599 how did this get pasta our vetting? 557 00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:10.599 Vetting? Because you it's like it's like fucking YouTube, Oh 558 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:14.200 we manually reviewed this, Like oh really yeah, brother, that's 559 00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:18.400 a role but that's a robot. It doesn't speak the 560 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:20.359 same language as the vetting process. Yeah yeah. 561 00:25:20.599 --> 00:25:23.319 The nerve of YouTube to even lie to you like that, right, 562 00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.880 like oh we manually reviewed this. Who the fuck are 563 00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:27.680 you paying to do this? 564 00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:30.960 What's his name? What's his name? If they were mainly 565 00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:34.240 makes it crazy. How did you flag me immediately? When 566 00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:37.000 the video is twenty four minutes long, it's been out 567 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:40.200 for five minutes and you're manually reviewing it. How is 568 00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:41.319 that possible? YouTube? 569 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:46.079 It's just it's just like uh we uh stop stop 570 00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:49.880 Stop fucking telling us that it's manual. Stop saying you 571 00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:52.000 review ship. We all know it's been bots for a 572 00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:52.799 very long time. 573 00:25:53.079 --> 00:25:54.839 It's just like feather bots are Indians. 574 00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:58.079 It's uh, look at Indians, dud, Look a man I had. 575 00:25:58.160 --> 00:25:59.519 I had to talk to I R S. Right, I 576 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:00.400 to talk to I R S. 577 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:02.960 And then I was outsourced and I was like, oh great. 578 00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:08.920 You know first I was like, oh, like, I think, 579 00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:10.799 how well are they going to be trained about? 580 00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:12.759 That was you? 581 00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:15.680 That was you? I didn't even that's great. I didn't 582 00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:19.359 put it together like that. You float a little too well, 583 00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:23.559 like he didn't know. You should have kept that to yourself. 584 00:26:24.119 --> 00:26:27.680 I tell you you should. Your going to tell you 585 00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:30.440 that joke could open some doors. 586 00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:32.960 I mean, I get I didn't think about it at all. 587 00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:40.079 Raised some smelly do what kind of noses? Huh? Like 588 00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:41.400 I should have. I should have said that. 589 00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:46.759 Chris was accidentally cooking street food. You're cooking, You're cooking 590 00:26:46.799 --> 00:26:47.839 good in his hands. 591 00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:50.519 Whatever I saw. Man, It's so. 592 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:54.880 There is a lot of crazy anti Indian races. 593 00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:59.160 Yeah, runner, and there's an Indian guy and there's a 594 00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:02.839 very sad and it was immediately killed by racism for us. 595 00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:03.759 What do you mean? 596 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:06.839 Well, because like the cast was like purposely diverse. It 597 00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:10.480 was like a good like sample size of like kids. 598 00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:13.559 All they're doing the like a trial. So there's like 599 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:16.039 the Asian guy, there's this, and then there was a 600 00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:19.440 little fat kid who clearly was was bait. He was 601 00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:21.640 gonna die, you know, like it's all tropy. Yeah, and 602 00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:23.240 like I was like, I hate watching this, Like if 603 00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:26.559 I was thirteen years old, this would be fire. It 604 00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:28.279 was literally that he was. 605 00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:31.319 It was the name pig or something, Piggy. 606 00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:35.119 Flagg fucking saw. 607 00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:39.400 Uh So, yeah, it's the Indian guy who was a 608 00:27:39.519 --> 00:27:41.720 sad It was supposed to be a really sad, powerful moment, 609 00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:45.319 and of course it was undercut by just yeah, I 610 00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:49.920 don't need to say anything, let your mind want. Well, 611 00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:52.559 it was because like he okay, so he didn't want 612 00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:55.119 to turn into a zombie, right, because that there's a virus. 613 00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:57.440 And he's like there there's it's so stupid fucking zombies. 614 00:27:57.480 --> 00:27:59.799 I'm like, it's so trophy everything. Anyway, He's like, don't 615 00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:01.799 let me turned into one of them. And then so 616 00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:03.599 they gave the only gun they had, they gave it 617 00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:06.440 to him, and of course instead of a instead of 618 00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:07.480 requesting a gun. 619 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.559 What do you think it requested food? Yes? 620 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:12.039 Are you serious? No? 621 00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:14.400 But no, I'm saying no, no, no, no, Sorry. What 622 00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:17.960 I'm saying is they gave him a gun. What did 623 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.039 we make him request? That's what I'm saying, he wanted. 624 00:28:24.599 --> 00:28:28.119 I'm just we ruined the moment by just being it's 625 00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:32.960 all his last final moments. He wanted something, and I'll 626 00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:35.119 just leave it at that. I'm just leave it at 627 00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:39.799 that is so mean. I don't know why. I don't 628 00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:42.599 know where that came. Dude, I was, I was around 629 00:28:42.680 --> 00:28:46.119 them so often. I just don't understand where all that. 630 00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:47.559 I get it now I get one. You know what 631 00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:50.079 I think it comes from it. It's clearly, it's clear 632 00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:51.960 it's from the fucking end one or whatever, the visa 633 00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.480 thing of them dominating the tech field and then people 634 00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:56.200 purposely putting information. 635 00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:59.000 That would say that's for like the actual like genuine 636 00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:01.640 like biggots. But yeah, what I think for like people 637 00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:04.200 like us to me and to be honest, and it 638 00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:07.559 is insensitive in a way that I'm like I and 639 00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:11.359 I feel like there are certain groups, there are certain 640 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:13.720 groups that have had it very well and did not 641 00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:17.319 They did not go through the ship like say some 642 00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:20.880 people did in America for sure, exactly. 643 00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:22.960 That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about America in 644 00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:26.279 this modern day. So I feel like you can, you 645 00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:29.559 can punch at them a little bit harder because it's like, 646 00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:32.200 y'all didn't you know, you know what I'm saying. It's 647 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:34.759 the it's the big problem. It's for them and Asians. 648 00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:38.400 They don't ride, you know, whenever, whenever things are going 649 00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:42.400 on for people of minorities. You see Hispanic people, yeah, 650 00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:46.160 you see black people, yeah, and then the other two 651 00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:48.880 minority groups that are pretty predominant here, they just don't. 652 00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:50.759 They don't ride with us. And it's like, well, this 653 00:29:50.880 --> 00:29:54.160 is why it's unfortunate. It's unfortunately there's still there's still 654 00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:58.319 your brothers and a human race. But it's like it's clear, 655 00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:01.279 you know, it's clear it's the same ship with the 656 00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:09.319 Crazy it is we're all, okay, we're all neighbor Charlson Crazy, 657 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:12.880 We're all cousins on this planet, you know, effectively. But 658 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:15.240 it's just like, yeah, it's the same thing with the 659 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:16.079 freaking Ice ship. 660 00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:17.720 We're vaguely related, yeah, and Ice. 661 00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:19.960 Thing, and then like all about who being like sorry, 662 00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:23.119 that's like that's crazy, bro, what are you doing? 663 00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:26.680 That's that's too insane, Like that's too like when the 664 00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:28.759 real ship's happening, come on, we've got to get together. 665 00:30:28.839 --> 00:30:31.559 But like little jabs like I'm talking about, like say, 666 00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:34.319 when when people are talking about c R T d I, 667 00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:38.000 you know who's getting this ship, Well, it's Nigga's. The 668 00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:40.440 darkest of the dark are getting it's all. They're being attacked, 669 00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:44.240 especially black women, and so you know you have the 670 00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:47.359 vi you got the vives that will get a pass. 671 00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:49.759 Until they're the response that he was getting to. Like 672 00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:52.559 after after the election, he was like we we do. 673 00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:54.200 You see the vec no I show? He showed it 674 00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:55.359 all my time up for the first time ever. I 675 00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:56.960 was like, oh my god, I can't You're being come 676 00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:01.839 from under a rock nake crawl that from He really 677 00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:04.319 was crazy, Like he appeared on my timeline out of nowhere, 678 00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:05.759 and I was like, oh, what the fuck I forgot 679 00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:06.079 about you? 680 00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:10.279 I really did forget it. I'm back. He is sucking 681 00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:12.440 his pointy ass ears too. How is he not a goblin? 682 00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:15.279 He's more of like a yeah, he's like I know 683 00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:15.720 what you mean. 684 00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:18.079 He's like he's like a he's like a whatever Dabby 685 00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:19.759 is house. 686 00:31:20.119 --> 00:31:23.839 Yeah, but uh he popped up out of nowhere and 687 00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:28.480 he was like after after the Democrats won every conceivable election. Uh, 688 00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:32.039 he showed up and he was like I think it 689 00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:33.799 was like something along the lines of like what can 690 00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:35.480 we learn from this? It's like we don't. We shouldn't do, 691 00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.920 you know, identity, identity politics, So all that should matter 692 00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:40.400 is the content of your character because that's what we 693 00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:42.359 that's what we're about. And then all the comments are 694 00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:43.039 under under it. 695 00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:46.160 Was like Indian of our country. 696 00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:47.960 Yeah, it's all just that stuff. And it's just like you, 697 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:49.720 I don't know what you expected. 698 00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:54.640 It was an anti Indian page dedicated to just shitting 699 00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:57.200 on Indians. Replying to Hill, it was so funny. 700 00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:02.839 It's crazy and it's like wild stuff. It's that vote 701 00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:06.599 for you because you're fucking brown and cold. Yeah, And 702 00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:08.640 Colter said that that's he took it. 703 00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:12.519 He took it. That's the thing right here. 704 00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:14.519 That's like, that's the thing about a lot of those 705 00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:17.279 guys is that like they they like they must like 706 00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:20.440 just being abused or something. Dave Rubin too was like, 707 00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:23.200 we're Ben Shapiro is like I don't respect anything about you, 708 00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:25.240 and I won't go to your fucking anniversary party and 709 00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:29.920 bank In fanct Hagan and I want to, and he's like, 710 00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:30.400 he's like. 711 00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:31.880 Fair enough, fair. 712 00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:37.960 Since there I respect you, fair, I hadn't considered your 713 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:38.880 point of view. 714 00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.240 And it's like at a certain point in fact that 715 00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:45.240 I was gay and a gay person, and I respect 716 00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:47.640 you at a certain point, Like would you tell my 717 00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:48.599 husband about this. 718 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:51.640 Gay husband? 719 00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:53.240 Can't we have to tell my gay husband with my 720 00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:57.880 name exact same name by the way, his first name 721 00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:58.759 is Dave and they're married. 722 00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:06.000 That's so you know what about that? My first what 723 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:08.880 my second friend Taylor gay ship? I'm just say I 724 00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:11.240 thought you're gonna say my first wife was Dave? My 725 00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:11.759 first one? 726 00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:14.880 Can you imagine that would be sus Because since I 727 00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.000 actually went to a studio and then people would be like, wait, 728 00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:20.039 did you have sex with Dave Rubin? 729 00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:23.720 He tried. When I showed up, he was like, Derek, 730 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:26.279 you're gay, right, that was the first thing he said, 731 00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:28.400 and I was like, yo. 732 00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.480 He was like a muppet for some reason when people 733 00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:34.079 make fun of that's because he does have kind of 734 00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:38.200 a voice like this, he has one of those stupid 735 00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:39.400 I've heard him. 736 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:40.960 I guess he has like a there's a little bit 737 00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:43.880 one of those stupid little explainathon fucking voices. I think 738 00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:48.759 he has more like this, get ready, that's what I 739 00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:55.039 think you've been on. You've been on your voice ship today, Bro, 740 00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:58.839 good ship, Derek. I don't look, man, I'm I'm I'm 741 00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:00.240 over it, dude. I just it just. 742 00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:06.119 Its like anyone got anything to say. It's like, shut up, 743 00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:08.000 why are you mad at me? There are people that 744 00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:10.480 are but fucking you seven Ways to Sunday. 745 00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:15.159 There are people are literally might be giving you your 746 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:19.480 gay pleasure. I love Penis, you know, in fact, I 747 00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:23.280 hate you for that. I'm still gonna give you a 748 00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:25.159 lot of money from Meushia, I'm doingsh. You want to 749 00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:28.400 see something funny with everyone, It's real. You see something 750 00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:31.320 funny involving Did you see that joke? I just saw 751 00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:33.800 this joke recently. This page. 752 00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:36.679 There a lot of channels are popping up that are 753 00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:40.840 uh leftists, and it's like it's they're they're good, not 754 00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:42.599 AI And I was like, thank god, it's a human 755 00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:44.719 on it, and see what you're saying. And this guy 756 00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:47.000 he was just I never saw this joke from Charlie Kirkle. 757 00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:48.920 I'm not surprised he said it, but I'm like, how 758 00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:50.559 did you feel bad for this nigga? Where he was like, oh, 759 00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:54.400 a lot of people are worried about uh, like Palestinis 760 00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:57.320 and Muslims throwing gaze off of buildings and then I 761 00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:58.800 didn't see I just saw that. And he's like, well, 762 00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:00.639 I guess the you know not to worry about that 763 00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:01.880 anymore because there's no buildings. 764 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:03.360 Oh I did see that at all. And then the 765 00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:05.719 people are clapping ship. I'm like, you shouldn't kill Muslims, 766 00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:08.880 and then you should you should have killed Jews fucking Muslims, 767 00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:10.760 And I'm like, he did. He did? He did. He 768 00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:13.679 did say that exactly? These are these are that is 769 00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:18.760 verbato I exactly what he did say? What It makes 770 00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:21.440 it crazy that the fact that he tried to defend 771 00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.400 was saying Jews is crazy. Look because that blows my 772 00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:27.039 mind because that's like, not how you Jesus never you 773 00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:31.639 never say that kindly. Raally You're like, oh you're a Jewish. 774 00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:33.119 You don't say oh you're a jew. 775 00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:36.920 This This is an exact always Son in Philadelphia conversation. 776 00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:39.239 I know it's the same where they have that conversation, No, 777 00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:41.280 they have that conversation about the word Jewish. Oh really yeah, 778 00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:41.960 where he was like, oh. 779 00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:42.840 You said it kind of weird. 780 00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:45.000 They are Jews. You shouldn't say it like that. 781 00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:48.519 What's his name, Louis c. K in a twenty ten special, 782 00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:50.519 I don't remember what it was called. Remember that one? 783 00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:52.920 Well, no, this one was it was specifically at a 784 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.000 bit about the jew and he was like he's like, oh, 785 00:35:55.039 --> 00:35:56.719 there's a little stink on that when he said because 786 00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:58.280 he's like I think he was talking about Obama, like 787 00:35:58.320 --> 00:35:59.280 goes they joke about Obama. 788 00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:01.320 It's like we need to it together, we need you know, 789 00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:03.960 the Christians, the Muslims, the Jews, this, and then like 790 00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:06.199 like oh there's a yeah, because he. 791 00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:09.480 Was basically the bit was like it can it's either 792 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:10.599 it could be derogatory. 793 00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:15.920 You cannot be completed black person in blacks, but no 794 00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:17.000 one says black. 795 00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:20.559 The one saying black is always it's always awkward to 796 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.519 say blacks is weird, and just I feel the same. 797 00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:25.440 We want to hear white the blacks, you know what 798 00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:25.760 I mean? 799 00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:29.519 Yeah, you're not when like a Nick says whites needed 800 00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:32.719 and I'm like why why what do you say. 801 00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:35.039 I guess he just feels jealous that like, oh they 802 00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.599 we need we want to be grouped like that too. 803 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:38.920 We need we need our own. 804 00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:41.360 It's just weird. I don't know, that's always been strange. 805 00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:45.519 I hate his building. That's penis and white people. What 806 00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:47.280 was the other thing. I can't wait the cand it's 807 00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:49.159 someone's one day. I'm so excited about it. 808 00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:51.960 There's no way he's he's no way. First of all 809 00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.400 that I've seen that. Have you seen the thing where 810 00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:59.039 he's like he's going through a hypothetical hole where he's 811 00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:01.159 talking about like yeah, nay, me and Candice, we're gonna 812 00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.239 look back on this and we're gonna laugh and we're 813 00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:05.400 gonna look at each other. I'm gonna show up. We're 814 00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:09.079 gonna be driving and I'm gonna shoot her a knowing glance. 815 00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:12.159 We're gonna pass pop Eyes and then we're gonna go ah, 816 00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:16.039 and then we'll go in and we'll order something the 817 00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:20.239 three piece white for the lady. He's fun. It's unfortunate 818 00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:22.079 how funny fun he really is funny. 819 00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:24.079 That was the one thing that Tucker Carlson said, like 820 00:37:24.199 --> 00:37:26.320 he was like, you can't deny how talented because he 821 00:37:26.400 --> 00:37:28.480 you know, he's been sucking him off off on a 822 00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.320 whole thing, and he's gone on a bunch of podcasts 823 00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:32.199 and he's like the one thing you can't deny. If 824 00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:34.840 anybody's saying this, they're fucking bullshit. He's like how talented 825 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:35.039 he is. 826 00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:38.480 And I'm like, yeah, he's a funny guy. It's a 827 00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:40.880 shame he's evil, but like whatever it is. 828 00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.199 If he was, if he was on our side, he'd 829 00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:46.440 be a very useful asset. If he wasn't a staunch 830 00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:51.079 big it sucked. We need that, We need the energy 831 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:53.679 that he brings, but just in a non racist way. 832 00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:56.119 Because I'm looking at all that it's funny because he 833 00:37:56.280 --> 00:37:56.880 is racist. 834 00:37:56.960 --> 00:37:58.519 That's that is also true. 835 00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:01.039 Like something about it, We're like it would lose something 836 00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:03.920 I just want, like because I'm looking at look at 837 00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:06.400 Kyle Kowinski and I like how he's I like how 838 00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:07.559 it's a little bit of an actor. 839 00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:09.920 He's an elder millennial though he's like there's parts of 840 00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:12.639 it where like I Krein he was like doing the 841 00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:14.840 gloating thing about the election. He was like dancing but 842 00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.039 like a cigar and I'm like, you know, got to 843 00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:17.800 do that there's a there's a little bit of a 844 00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:22.000 doing it a it's inauthentic where he's not. It's like, 845 00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:24.199 I'm like, bro, just just just you don't have to 846 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:27.000 Even sometimes when he's like making sometimes he'll say things like, oh, 847 00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:28.639 let's ghostkey Brosky, and I'm like. 848 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:30.639 What what do you Why would I would? 849 00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.039 I wouldn't say it authentic. I would say it is authentic, 850 00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:35.280 but it's heightened to a point where it feels performative. 851 00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:36.840 Okay, you know what I mean, where it's like I 852 00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:38.880 think it's just old. I think that's the that's a 853 00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:41.800 huge problem that we ran into, where it's like people 854 00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:47.440 being genuinely lame is fine, Like having lame moments is fine. 855 00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:50.239 The problem is that we got so used to making 856 00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.920 fun of that that people stopped being that way, and 857 00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:54.159 then we're suffering from it. 858 00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:56.519 You want to see something cool, what do we change 859 00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:57.079 the camera to his? 860 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.119 I would shiit spilled. I was just spilled all over it, 861 00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:12.719 and it's just like disaster. That was very cool. I 862 00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:15.599 really get caught in a bear trap when it's really cold. 863 00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:21.760 I don't that's I really hope it spills. I hope 864 00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.800 his spells that's gonna be a clip. That'll be a clip, 865 00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:27.519 it will be seen. 866 00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.840 Was the other thing that happened that somebody died in 867 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:34.320 the old Yeah, somebody died in the Oval Office. Somebody 868 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.920 died next to Trump. He survived. 869 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.239 Dude, he collapsed in a like in a very funny way. Actually, 870 00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:41.599 who the fuck was it? Did? 871 00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:44.079 You didn't see? No? Nobody gives his ship about who 872 00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:46.400 this guy was. It was because it all says, this 873 00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:50.639 man collapses in Oval office. No name, no profession, nobody. 874 00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:52.480 I've never seen that guy in my life as far 875 00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:55.119 as I know, Like, he doesn't look recognizable to me. 876 00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:57.239 But they were having some press conference in the Oval Office. 877 00:39:57.239 --> 00:39:58.000 I don't remember what it was for. 878 00:39:58.599 --> 00:40:00.440 Doctor Oz is giving a speech about I don't know, 879 00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.599 fucking Pennison warns, showing what the fuck he's talking about, 880 00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:07.400 and off screen some dudes like collapsing, And it's awesome 881 00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:09.280 because Trump just stands up, he looks down and he's 882 00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:10.719 just like, doesn't give a shit. 883 00:40:11.559 --> 00:40:13.400 RFK bolts the fuck out of the room. 884 00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:17.239 He dips immediately, immediately crazy. I think I I I 885 00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:19.480 think it's because like doctor Oz went to go help him, 886 00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:21.039 and Rfk's. 887 00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:22.840 Like that's not a real doctor. I've gotta go. I 888 00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:26.599 gotta go find someone real. I gotta go. I gotta 889 00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:27.679 get a waymo over here. 890 00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:32.400 The fucking Grift was up in that moment where it's like, oh, 891 00:40:33.079 --> 00:40:35.280 they're self aware that they're not real. 892 00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:36.039 At least he is. 893 00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:39.000 He knows he's not fucking how you can't write a 894 00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:42.679 book saying that fucking AIDS is caused by taking fucking 895 00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:44.559 drug gay people taking poppers. 896 00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:47.280 You know you're full of shit, So you've gotta know 897 00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:52.280 this is really in trouble. Real people that the real stuff. 898 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:53.039 You know. It's funny. 899 00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:54.880 I think he dipped because earlier that morning he was 900 00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:56.880 he met with that guy and he was like, hey, 901 00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:59.159 take this, I take it every day. And then he 902 00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:00.400 took it, and then he fucking collapsed. 903 00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.440 Another He's like, I gotta I gotta not be around here. 904 00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:04.840 I gotta not be in the room. Shot one off. 905 00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:06.920 He was like, oh no, it was just PERI. He 906 00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:11.960 gave me, gave him a capsule of uranium rich rich 907 00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:16.760 was youranium. And the guy's like, oh yeah, those wear 908 00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:17.320 that color. 909 00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:20.480 Just when wear that color explains your voice explains pretty 910 00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:20.920 much everyone. 911 00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:27.320 My bad, I forgot that was rising right. That's fucking evil. 912 00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:29.559 I like that. 913 00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:31.800 I like to live on the edge. I have one 914 00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:35.480 rice in tablet in my other pill a month, six 915 00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:38.800 tablets of uranium, and I like to play hard. Those 916 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:42.800 odds are crazy. I was like a full big of 917 00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:46.719 pills one in seven, one in seven for rizin and 918 00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:52.199 the other parts of uranium. That's a fucking lose, lose, dude. 919 00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:54.840 He's just playing. He's just playing Russian Roulette for no reason. 920 00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:58.480 It's not even Russian rule. It's just like, let's just die. 921 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:03.920 Roulette implies there's a chance of like coming out a chance. 922 00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:09.760 Yeah, my jam, it's a slim chance with a chance that, dude, 923 00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:13.480 i'd play I play roulette. You wouldn't. You wouldn't if 924 00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:15.119 there was a fifty to fifty chance, I'd play it. 925 00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:16.880 Yes, fifty to fifty is crazy. 926 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:20.559 That's worse. That's worse. That's like actually worse. Yeah, that's 927 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:29.119 there's three bullets. Yeah, hell yeah, that's my god. It's like, no, 928 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:32.000 damn it, damn it. 929 00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:34.519 Imagine that thrill you would get from No, I don't 930 00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:35.679 get I don't get thrills like that. 931 00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:37.239 You don't know. I'm not I'm not like you. 932 00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:40.559 Know, the roller coaster person, the diver, the rock climber 933 00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:41.800 would know. I'm not fat person. 934 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.159 No, you see my skin, that's not in my DNA. 935 00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:46.079 I I. 936 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:50.960 Understand thrill to a degree. You know, I've set nurseries 937 00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:51.440 on fire. 938 00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:54.239 I've really a thrill though it is. 939 00:42:55.199 --> 00:42:56.960 They're not gonna catch me. You know that they're not 940 00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:57.480 gonna get out. 941 00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:02.280 Okay, well I'm starting to think, wait, he is the 942 00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:05.519 rapist from the thing from the drawing, because. 943 00:43:05.280 --> 00:43:09.719 He's talking about like setting nurseries on I'm not a rapist. 944 00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:16.199 He's an arson. I am arson, true arson, not disgusting. Okay, 945 00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:23.159 I rape property, rape property, all right. 946 00:43:23.119 --> 00:43:24.239 I move on to a question. 947 00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:25.960 Take a word for it. I felt questions. 948 00:43:26.039 --> 00:43:31.360 Yeah, yeah, covered pretty much two questions and then leave, Yeah, 949 00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:33.280 and then not read the name. 950 00:43:33.440 --> 00:43:37.119 I love that. Yeah, we should read three names. That's 951 00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:37.760 how that's how it is. 952 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:40.119 The twenty five hours here is actually get it's a lottery. 953 00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:44.280 You have three chances. I love that. 954 00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:45.599 That's so fucking heinous. 955 00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:47.920 I love that. And you guys better not go down 956 00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:49.400 in tears. So I'm gonna find you. I know who 957 00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.800 information we actually locked you in. You can't you can't 958 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:55.320 you can't even leave. It's linked to your bank accounts. 959 00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:57.960 It's that it's linked to your Social Security number actually, 960 00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:00.800 so it'll follow whatever card you you open up after 961 00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:04.639 you canceled this one. Good luck, it's all transferring. There's interest. 962 00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:13.679 Sorry entancesane. Did you see the what is it? There 963 00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.039 was a guy I saw it. Look, I don't watch 964 00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:18.480 Sam Seedter, really, I don't watch the majority of before. 965 00:44:18.519 --> 00:44:21.760 I don't. I don't know, I don't have time really, 966 00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.320 but like I saw a clip of him. He was 967 00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:28.559 talking about some guy on Fox News who was complaining 968 00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:31.079 about Momdanni winning and he said the guy on Fox 969 00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:40.400 News said, uh, Jews, forget the danger when there's a 970 00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:44.360 promise of free stuff. Whoa we said that on like 971 00:44:44.599 --> 00:44:47.159 on Fox News and nobody no, by the way, nobody 972 00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:49.079 said anything about it. Like everybody was just like yeah. 973 00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:52.360 And so it cuts to Sam Seater and he's like, well, 974 00:44:53.320 --> 00:44:55.440 he had like a whole I've never seen him do 975 00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:58.920 a comedy bit before. Yeah, I don't associate Samseeter with 976 00:44:59.039 --> 00:44:59.480 like funny. 977 00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:01.760 Oh you know what I mean. He's a comedian actually. 978 00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:03.679 I know, but like I just like I'm not saying 979 00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:06.239 but he's like, yeah, well you know we're not gonna 980 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:10.400 and transition is like, oh, we're getting into the the 981 00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:12.519 the paid part of the show that ends the free 982 00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:14.440 portion of the show. It's time to say goodbye to 983 00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:15.360 all the Jews. 984 00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:21.880 Entering the gentile part of the program. 985 00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.559 It's like, I was like, I've never seen him do 986 00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:28.440 it a bit like that. I was like, that's funny, dude, I. 987 00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:30.000 Think he's funny. The problem is that he has to 988 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.320 be serious too often because the people he's around are crazy. 989 00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:37.519 He's often interacting with psychos, so you can't tell them jokes. Yeah, 990 00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:41.000 I honestly, I want you dead to die. 991 00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:42.239 I honestly don't know much about him. 992 00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:44.199 He's got a lot of he's got he actually does 993 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:47.079 have a lot of good material. The issue is that 994 00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:48.880 he's never worked on his cadence. 995 00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:52.559 He doesn't care. He's the most like not like. 996 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.159 I've seen him in debates and the amount of times 997 00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:58.480 he's dismissed like I don't care kind of you're not 998 00:45:58.519 --> 00:45:59.800 supposed to do that in a debate and say I 999 00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:01.639 don't don't care, you know, but he'll just because he 1000 00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:02.519 literally doesn't care. 1001 00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:04.840 He doesn't know anything about anything, like people are like 1002 00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:07.119 he has to be like, so, what's this again? Who's that? 1003 00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.199 He just no subjects, but he doesn't know people. He 1004 00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:12.639 doesn't give a shit, So when he's doing his bits, 1005 00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:14.679 he's like a lot of times it's very slow and 1006 00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:18.000 a lot of ums. Holy fuck, this motherfucker ums like 1007 00:46:18.199 --> 00:46:18.960 no one I've ever. 1008 00:46:20.760 --> 00:46:24.519 He does. And I'm like, bro, I didn't for decades. 1009 00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:27.000 That's kind of why I didn't latch onto that show. Really, 1010 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:29.760 it's just like it's too slow. It's very people that 1011 00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:32.239 I follow that are like a lot more quick with it, yeah, 1012 00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:33.840 a lot more concise with it. 1013 00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:36.880 Like, oh, like I do a lot of ums sometimes. 1014 00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:38.920 And then the one thing, what's the one thing? The 1015 00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:42.639 Cali thing? The Cali thing, saying like I forgot I can't, 1016 00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:45.679 I can't even think of it in the moment, is it? 1017 00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:47.599 I say? You know? Is that it like saying you know? 1018 00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:50.559 You know? It's one of those things? What are those things? 1019 00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:54.880 Californians say no or like instead of saying like you 1020 00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:57.239 get it or right, they say no, And it bothers 1021 00:46:57.320 --> 00:46:59.679 me a lot, oh, like, oh no, I know, really 1022 00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:03.480 bothers me. What do you mean? It's like when it's 1023 00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:06.719 kind of like you're asking, it's it's kind of rhetorical. 1024 00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:08.599 Oh I think I know what you're saying. Yeah, because 1025 00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:08.920 I do. 1026 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:12.400 I say you're gonna go here? No? Yeah, like that 1027 00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:14.840 just saying right or like got it? And they say no, 1028 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:17.039 and it's like, don't well I said what I do? 1029 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:22.199 I say no, yeah, yeah, I just I just don't. Yeah, 1030 00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:24.800 I don't know people. Problem. 1031 00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:26.440 He's like, are you going to the party. He's like no, yeah, 1032 00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:29.159 ill go no yea, which is like, which is that 1033 00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:30.599 covers me? Because I can not show up? 1034 00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:33.559 And it was like, yeah, I'll go. This is how 1035 00:47:33.559 --> 00:47:35.360 I get out of most of it. I don't affirm people. 1036 00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:36.320 That's actually a problem I have. 1037 00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:38.599 Yeah, he doesn't everything. I feel like Genie hangs. 1038 00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:40.480 Up because I feel like people because I feel like 1039 00:47:40.519 --> 00:47:42.199 I was I was raised like when people tell me 1040 00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:43.480 to do things, I just have to do it. It's 1041 00:47:43.519 --> 00:47:46.039 not really a conversation back and forth. And then what 1042 00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:48.760 happens is I'm like, okay, this with me, and I 1043 00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:50.440 go to start doing like are you gonna do it? 1044 00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.159 And I'm like I'm doing it? Well, are you asking 1045 00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:55.239 me again? I don't care what you're saying. We're gonna 1046 00:47:55.239 --> 00:47:59.360 move on A question? Crazy what a Meanie Weenie Meani 1047 00:47:59.360 --> 00:47:59.960 Weenie Beanie. 1048 00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:02.840 Patreon, A comslast is Stark Tank. You remember, right, Patreon, 1049 00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:05.559 A comslast is Stark Tank. Go over there if you 1050 00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:09.519 want to add for early access exclusive episodes. We did 1051 00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:12.519 a whole fucking uh, we did a whole homo ween 1052 00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:14.000 right right up together. 1053 00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:20.119 Are you gonna still do great? It's funny whatever we 1054 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:21.800 maybe I don't know. I just I don't know. 1055 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:26.639 I'm not sold on it. I was all right, well, 1056 00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:27.760 there's two out of three we could do it. 1057 00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:30.760 It worked. This is democracy kind of it started making. 1058 00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.960 I didn't. I didn't picture myself laughing at it, and 1059 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:34.840 I was like, this is actually kind of funny. I didn't. 1060 00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:35.320 I wasn't. 1061 00:48:35.360 --> 00:48:38.119 I was. We'll figure it out. The point is there's 1062 00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:41.000 stuff over on the Patreon, So go over there. Go 1063 00:48:41.199 --> 00:48:45.360 over there, Go to the Patreon, get your writings into 1064 00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:46.920 the show, get your names right at the end of 1065 00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:48.920 the show, if you so choose. We're also gonna be 1066 00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:51.960 doing I figure we'll do the callings starting like next year. 1067 00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:53.800 It would be like a nice kind of like new 1068 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:55.079 season type stuff. Yeah. 1069 00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.400 We're like, yeah, we'll we'll set it up. We're not 1070 00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:58.119 collings what is it? 1071 00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.840 The voice, the Google voice, voicemail, voicemails. So we'll have 1072 00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:01.599 some of your callings. 1073 00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:03.559 It'll be fun. 1074 00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:04.840 It'll be fun to. 1075 00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:08.000 Hear some of our freak fucking listeners voices and ship. 1076 00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:09.960 Oh my god, I can't wait to hear hyperventilating and 1077 00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:11.960 like nasal hank highs. 1078 00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:20.559 So I'm gonna find you in the way you are. 1079 00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:22.400 I know what you're wearing right now. 1080 00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:24.679 We have real ass people who listen to this show, 1081 00:49:24.679 --> 00:49:26.920 by the way, like for like professional animators, people who 1082 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:30.760 work at studios, to people who work on fucking aircraft characters, 1083 00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:34.480 fucking physicists, some of the people that bother me. 1084 00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:35.400 It is. 1085 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:38.480 It is upsetting. It's upsetting to know, like, oh man, 1086 00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:39.480 you shouldn't be watching the. 1087 00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:43.519 Prestigious people with somebody in the medical field too. It's crazy. 1088 00:49:43.559 --> 00:49:46.280 It's like Trumps been a big fan for years. You 1089 00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:48.239 guys are right about me. I kind of suck. But 1090 00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:50.679 you don't have Social Security numbers anymore. I got rid 1091 00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:53.440 of them years ago. Why Sweety so black? 1092 00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:58.800 Why is he so black? What happened to his fetus? 1093 00:49:58.960 --> 00:49:59.679 Why is it so? 1094 00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:00.800 Why is he so black? 1095 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:02.920 Hell? 1096 00:50:03.079 --> 00:50:06.320 I knew his parents. They were not black. I can 1097 00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:10.119 confirm this. He's stealing or something. I don't know what's 1098 00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:12.440 going on, not because he's black, but he stole. 1099 00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:13.199 The black from someone. 1100 00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:17.119 There's probably some black guy was originally white and he's 1101 00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:20.519 living in hell because this basis ship black person, this 1102 00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:22.119 fake black person stole the black. 1103 00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.920 Often I would I would like to talk to Donald Trump. 1104 00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:26.760 I think it'd be an interesting conversation because I think 1105 00:50:26.760 --> 00:50:29.519 I would sit down and be like, he's so amazing. 1106 00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:31.840 People would still they would they would hang on to 1107 00:50:32.039 --> 00:50:32.599 every word of that. 1108 00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:36.159 They would be like, this is Kingston Jamison in particular. 1109 00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:42.360 I wish there was a woke Trump exactly. I don't 1110 00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:44.400 mean I don't mean like like like somebody to match 1111 00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:44.920 his energy. 1112 00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:45.719 I just I mean like. 1113 00:50:47.360 --> 00:50:51.400 Like him exactly. It was like mega Trump, give me 1114 00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:52.719 an example. Uh. 1115 00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:57.079 Critical race theory is so important to learn. I think 1116 00:50:57.440 --> 00:50:59.960 the whites need to pay reparation. 1117 00:51:01.639 --> 00:51:05.000 It must be done. We can't be free unless we 1118 00:51:05.159 --> 00:51:14.840 adone for generational sin. Also, I'm gay. It wouldn't work. 1119 00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:17.440 He wouldn't work. We don't have the the band wasn't 1120 00:51:17.440 --> 00:51:19.559 wouldn't It wouldn't because you'd be like, you're being mean 1121 00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:21.800 to them some of them, and it'd be like, fuck you. 1122 00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:24.119 Your hair is blue? Why is that? 1123 00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:25.039 Oh? 1124 00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:28.480 Why is your hair blue? Why is your dog have 1125 00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:34.960 a human name? What human? Nat dog named Dylan? You? 1126 00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:41.360 You white woman dog? Your fault? Everyone a dog named Dylan. 1127 00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:44.239 My neighbor had a dog named Dylan. No, it didn't 1128 00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:46.360 swear on everything I've ever cared. 1129 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:47.480 What the fun was your neighbor? 1130 00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:49.239 What is it? My neighbor was a white woman and 1131 00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:51.480 gave her dog named Dylan. I mean, it's it's a 1132 00:51:51.559 --> 00:51:53.639 reflection on how fucking boring they are. 1133 00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:56.599 It's really like you can always tell you can tell 1134 00:51:56.639 --> 00:51:58.960 people about how they drive and how they name their pets. 1135 00:51:59.039 --> 00:51:59.840 It's abused to. 1136 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:03.239 If you get a name, your your your animal, something 1137 00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:05.400 like a human name, it's gotta it's it's gotta be 1138 00:52:05.559 --> 00:52:06.880 prefaced by something silly. 1139 00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:11.039 I think tickle bottoms or before. 1140 00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:15.159 Like I would like uh if I These are the 1141 00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:17.320 only names that I ever considered for animals was crash 1142 00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:24.440 and sir Dan Dan. It is stupid, exactly, it's but 1143 00:52:24.519 --> 00:52:26.079 it's silly, like no one you wouldn't name your son 1144 00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:29.159 sir Daniel, But like a dog is like yeah, come here, 1145 00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:31.719 sir Dan, Yeah, My dog name was Rocky. I don't 1146 00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:34.599 give a ship. Rocky is not a person's name. Also 1147 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:39.599 not really, it's it's what yeah, because the name of 1148 00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:41.079 that's the name of a fucking uh. 1149 00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:45.079 Name though right, it is a real name. Her name, 1150 00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:47.239 her name was, Her name was Rocky. Then I found 1151 00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:52.519 she was a girls called it roquelle Roquel, But those 1152 00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:59.320 are people name because like the it's just rocky, but 1153 00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:01.199 what you call it? I found out she was a 1154 00:53:01.239 --> 00:53:01.599 girl the O. 1155 00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:04.440 Her name is rocket or maybe it's rock Noel, rock nol, 1156 00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:12.559 Rocky Rocker, rocker, the rocky rock and rock and rocking. 1157 00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:16.039 So amazing improvisational work. 1158 00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:18.199 What the hell is that? 1159 00:53:18.719 --> 00:53:21.199 I just locked? I just I just put the metal 1160 00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:23.440 of rock. He's had a stroke. 1161 00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:27.360 Mister electric, send this guy to the penis explosion chamber immediately, immediately. 1162 00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.599 Can't explode? All right, Well I don't. I mean my 1163 00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:34.400 penis inscrutable. We're gonna read the name. 1164 00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:37.159 No, we're gonna read some questions from our patron's over 1165 00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:39.000 patron concess canna remember you can go over there. 1166 00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:43.079 Uh, let's see, let's do this one. 1167 00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:48.079 God, I should have read this rock one bad epsler, 1168 00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:50.719 don't ruin the whole bunch guy and he said, So 1169 00:53:50.840 --> 00:53:52.519 this guy wrote and he says, how would swing you 1170 00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:55.280 feel if King Dad called him a waste of jiz 1171 00:53:55.840 --> 00:53:57.599 and wished Derek was his son instead? 1172 00:53:57.880 --> 00:54:01.519 Would that bother you at all? Are you sure? I 1173 00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:04.320 really don't care about my dad at all? Like it's 1174 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:08.079 it's it's I can't even get ridiculous. I don't care 1175 00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:09.840 about my dad. No, he wasn't a part of my life. 1176 00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:12.400 Yeah, but like I don't hate him, but I don't 1177 00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:13.239 like it's apathy. 1178 00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:15.320 Actually, you said you would go to his funeral if 1179 00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:17.840 he if he exploded, I probably would go. So you 1180 00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:20.320 do have some feelings from I mean, I'm his first sons. 1181 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:22.880 I like, I don't have any affection. 1182 00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:24.840 Towards him, be honest. Would you go for this primarily? 1183 00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:26.719 Would you be there for food? The food to be banging? 1184 00:54:26.800 --> 00:54:29.639 Bro? Can I go Jamaica Cuban food? That'd be fucking fun. 1185 00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:30.559 I go, I just show up. 1186 00:54:32.599 --> 00:54:37.039 This is one of my niggas, add me onto the party. 1187 00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:38.639 Foll bring you guys. 1188 00:54:38.679 --> 00:54:40.599 I'd bring you guys. It would be The food would 1189 00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:43.000 be crazy good. Okay, I want to go because I 1190 00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:44.840 want to see your dad. I want to see he's 1191 00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:49.400 gonna open the casket my my dad. Probably not, he's 1192 00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:50.039 not gonna. 1193 00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:55.639 Be guys of the moment idea, just like it came 1194 00:54:55.679 --> 00:54:57.480 to me the moment, Let's kill Kingson's dad. 1195 00:54:57.559 --> 00:54:59.280 Oh all right, you can kill me On. 1196 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:02.880 I mean, I feel we can go to the funeral. 1197 00:55:03.039 --> 00:55:06.199 It wouldn't I would feel wrong taking that from you. 1198 00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:08.440 You should be the one to kill him. Oh right, yeah, 1199 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:11.079 you should do it. All right, Well then let's do it. Then, 1200 00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:12.119 all right, let's do the funeral. 1201 00:55:12.199 --> 00:55:13.679 Let's all right, we'll do the Can we just do 1202 00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:16.440 a mock funeral? I have, I have, I have the 1203 00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:18.880 real thing. I have genuine apathy towards him. Like it's 1204 00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:21.400 like it's not like hatred. It's like I just don't 1205 00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:23.360 you don't care. It's difference. You're like, yeah, he's my 1206 00:55:23.480 --> 00:55:27.000 dad whatever, he's my father technically, but like I don't know. Yeah, yeah, 1207 00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:29.480 it's kind of how I feel about you. Yeah exactly. 1208 00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:34.840 Man. 1209 00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:37.920 If he got if he got shot on public TV, 1210 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:40.079 I'd be like, that's crazy what he got. If he 1211 00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:42.639 got kirt, I'd be like whoa, like he was. They 1212 00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:44.760 might chuckle a little bit, and like it changed. 1213 00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:46.000 My mind and he was like, you wouldn't feel weird 1214 00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:48.360 about that because you like, you'd like his head would 1215 00:55:48.440 --> 00:55:50.079 explode a little bit, and then you'd be like, oh, 1216 00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:51.480 my head probably looks a little bit like that too 1217 00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:51.920 on the inside. 1218 00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:54.679 Because it's my dad. I would I would feel bad 1219 00:55:54.719 --> 00:55:56.880 for my sister looking at your own, feel bad for 1220 00:55:57.039 --> 00:55:58.920 like my sister, like my younger sister, and I feel 1221 00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:02.000 bad for like the kids, my siblings, But I wouldn't 1222 00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:05.119 feel for him. All of you are gay, change my mind. 1223 00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:07.599 And then you go up to the booth and like, 1224 00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:15.239 I have a girlfriend. It's a lot you're gay, And 1225 00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:19.400 he just gets hit light hits, but he disappears. No, 1226 00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:24.119 you don't have a all right, what is this? 1227 00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:27.280 Oh? Here's here's another one goo Gooby Soft Road. In 1228 00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:31.719 Gooby Soft, he says, hello, three beautiful boys, three beautiful 1229 00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:35.159 boy toys. Quick question, when is when this should be? 1230 00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:37.440 When are when are Chris and Derek going to update 1231 00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:40.840 sweens Ai. He clearly isn't gay enough and still believes 1232 00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:43.440 Lily exists. Yeah, we gotta do it. 1233 00:56:43.440 --> 00:56:45.840 We got a lot of case and oriented interesting, keep 1234 00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:47.559 it up. I wonder if there's more there's none? 1235 00:56:47.800 --> 00:56:49.599 Oh wow, those are the only ones this entire month. 1236 00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:52.480 Oh, it's pretty rare. 1237 00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:54.679 It is fairly rare. That's why I wanted to focus 1238 00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:59.199 on him. But yeah, these questions are weird. Man is 1239 00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:01.360 Penis Mike for it. He says, you ever accidentally get 1240 00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:02.440 come in your eye? It stings. 1241 00:57:03.639 --> 00:57:06.760 I mean we've heard, we've heard it stings from the 1242 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:09.760 bitches getting, you know, taken shots in their. 1243 00:57:10.199 --> 00:57:12.239 I've never come to anybody's You have never come in 1244 00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:13.880 someone's eyes. Not not someone's eyes. 1245 00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:17.400 That's crazy. I don't think i've really I've never aimed 1246 00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:19.119 to come in someone's. 1247 00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:22.679 Right, but in my memory, oh he did, look at it. 1248 00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:25.480 I have never heeded to come in someone's eyes. He 1249 00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:29.559 got a software update mid But I've definitely come in 1250 00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:33.760 women's eyes when the moon rises. I've come in guy's 1251 00:57:33.800 --> 00:57:35.920 eyes before. I've come in guy's eyes before too. I 1252 00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:37.960 like waited sleeping and I opened the eyelight. I'm like, 1253 00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:40.239 guess what, that's surprise. 1254 00:57:42.360 --> 00:57:43.840 That's like the kind of pranks that people pull in 1255 00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:46.440 like the army and ship. Yeah, where it's just a frat. 1256 00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:48.360 It's like, I guess what, I raped him? 1257 00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:51.599 That's the joke. Guess what we fucking triple teamed him 1258 00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:54.280 and he's penis hole and it's like, oh. 1259 00:57:54.519 --> 00:57:57.559 We drugged him and then bought uh. We maxed out 1260 00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:00.679 his credit card and put him in ruining debt and 1261 00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:03.599 that's the that's the bit hilarious. Isn't that hilarious? 1262 00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:06.239 God, you guys are funny. I wish I was. 1263 00:58:06.599 --> 00:58:07.840 I wish I was as cool as you guys. I 1264 00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:09.840 wouldn't even thought to max up my own credit cards, 1265 00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:12.119 but the game showed naturally to you. It's crazy. 1266 00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:12.599 Thanks. 1267 00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:14.599 I would have been too scared to do it. But 1268 00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:23.559 like you guys are real men. We killed your parents, brou. 1269 00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:23.519 Your wife and took videos of it. You guys are 1270 00:58:23.599 --> 00:58:28.360 so fucking cool. God, I'm gonna get you back one 1271 00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:31.239 of these days. We burned all your baby photos you've got. 1272 00:58:34.760 --> 00:58:39.000 We fucking we've ACKed it a commentator social Security card 1273 00:58:39.079 --> 00:58:40.199 and you're dead now. 1274 00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:44.599 And we crashed the economy and ruined your parents pension plan. 1275 00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:50.599 Sorry, we bailed out the banks. We failed at the bank. 1276 00:58:50.920 --> 00:58:55.760 We plunged ourselves into a guilded age just to fight you, bro, 1277 00:58:55.880 --> 00:58:58.280 You're not gonna believe this. We had the nuclear codes 1278 00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:04.400 and guess what, guess what right now, and it's a skeleton. 1279 00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:11.639 That's the kind of frat. That's a frat prank man, 1280 00:59:11.840 --> 00:59:13.800 I'm telling you it's it's bad stuff. 1281 00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:15.800 Don't come in people's eyes when they don't ask for it, 1282 00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:17.800 don't do it, man. Yeah, that's I was strung him 1283 00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:26.719 and drop him in Bill Cosby's closets rapes. Oh yeah, 1284 00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:32.440 fresh old. For his grip is so strong it's unbelievable. 1285 00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:36.480 He grabs onto you when he's holding onto something ethereal, 1286 00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:39.920 like like you're trying to move but there's something like 1287 00:59:40.039 --> 00:59:46.159 a cage around your body of some sort. To look 1288 00:59:46.280 --> 00:59:48.840 back that fucking when when he was coming out of 1289 00:59:48.840 --> 00:59:50.519 that court and he was doing that ship man, I 1290 00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:52.840 was like, this nigga is gonna go to prison for 1291 00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:56.559 a very long time and he's dancing essentially like that's 1292 00:59:57.159 --> 01:00:00.440 I did it too late. You can't today those bitches 1293 01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:03.559 up right. That's crazy. 1294 01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:07.440 Oh man, man, Jesus Christ, what are we doing. 1295 01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:13.880 Back in the day of like motherfucker's Like shoot, that 1296 01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:16.880 was one of my favorite vines ever. Those those were good. 1297 01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:19.360 Which one was the guy. 1298 01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:24.360 Steph Curry with the Bill face? Oh yeah, yeah to 1299 01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:27.119 the couple, Yeah, ridiculous. 1300 01:00:27.440 --> 01:00:29.920 Anyway, I forgot what the question was still had that 1301 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:32.280 one come in your eye? 1302 01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:33.719 Question? Whatever? 1303 01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:37.000 No, Chris Bug Chaser Moldad and he says, you guys 1304 01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:39.440 liked my question last month but didn't actually read it, 1305 01:00:39.440 --> 01:00:41.159 which is really weird because it was a very good question. 1306 01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:43.599 I'm sorry I must have done I'm blanked out or something. 1307 01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:48.199 But he said, if you could give an animal, if 1308 01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:50.000 this was their question, I know why I didn't read it. 1309 01:00:50.639 --> 01:00:53.639 If you if you could give an animal human intelligence 1310 01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:57.280 so you could fuck it, what would you choose? Well, 1311 01:00:57.320 --> 01:00:59.480 if it helps, you can give it nice hits or something. 1312 01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:03.239 I've seen an ape with nice tits chimpanzee. 1313 01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:06.199 Do you ever see that fucking meme that people are 1314 01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:09.400 kind of like the meme is to discuss people, right, 1315 01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:11.920 because it's like one of those things, and you're seeing 1316 01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:15.079 some people in the comments section saying like sexually suggestive 1317 01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:19.719 stuff in which is supposed to upset people, and so yeah, yeah, 1318 01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:20.360 I fucked that thing. 1319 01:01:21.840 --> 01:01:23.840 I just don't have an answer, man, I can't even 1320 01:01:23.840 --> 01:01:24.400 think of a funny. 1321 01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:29.000 Absolutely, there's no animal. We're off, like, no, could I 1322 01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:34.840 would have should have if they're not animals, like with 1323 01:01:35.000 --> 01:01:38.320 tits even for me, like even things that are like 1324 01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:40.719 anthropomorphic are still to animal for me for the most part. 1325 01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:43.320 So when you digimond that was also a cat, it was. 1326 01:01:43.360 --> 01:01:45.519 A cat once upon a time that it became a woman. 1327 01:01:45.599 --> 01:01:46.920 I mean, I just don't think you have room to 1328 01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:50.079 talk if that's the case. But it's very different fundamentally. 1329 01:01:50.119 --> 01:01:52.639 I don't think it's that different fundamentally, but definitely different. 1330 01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:55.719 Not fundamentally no, like you admitted. 1331 01:01:55.920 --> 01:02:00.239 It's different though, because like, I'm not gonna go there's 1332 01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:01.880 an argument I could make, but I don't want to 1333 01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:03.920 be the guy to have that argument be made. Yea, 1334 01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:07.519 I bet so weaving fucking animals, bro, It's just not happen. 1335 01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:10.719 Yeah, it was a good question too. It was a 1336 01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:11.400 great question. 1337 01:02:12.440 --> 01:02:15.480 There you go, we steps on rakes, I bet you know, 1338 01:02:16.079 --> 01:02:20.519 on purpose, got steps on backwards and get his ass. 1339 01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:29.639 Oh my god, this assholes start yes, you don't know, 1340 01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:35.000 does hit his back and he's like slide down. You 1341 01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:38.639 don't know, man, even though all these dudes built you know, yeah, 1342 01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:40.960 gaping assholep wap his back. 1343 01:02:41.360 --> 01:02:43.639 Would that be easier or would that be more convenior, 1344 01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:47.039 less convenient having an asshole on your likenvenience? 1345 01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:49.519 You sure? Yes, because we would have evolved, likely having 1346 01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:51.719 something more similar to it if it was more convenient. 1347 01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:55.840 I don't know, because I feel like if I'm shitting, 1348 01:02:55.920 --> 01:02:58.400 it's like it's I think toilets would be made like beds, 1349 01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:00.719 so we had like an ass on the neck or 1350 01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:03.719 something that interesting. I guess, like you lay down while 1351 01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:12.119 you're shitting, like that's amazing. You go, you got nothing 1352 01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:16.440 to say because it's so stupid, it's impressive. We imagine 1353 01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:18.519 you having to lay Imagine you're in a world with 1354 01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:23.000 our predators very very openly around you, and this animals 1355 01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:24.639 like up, I got a ship and they have to 1356 01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:29.440 lay down on their backs then get off and get 1357 01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:33.000 away from something they're gonna die. They don't have to 1358 01:03:33.079 --> 01:03:35.360 lay down. Humans would lay down because we don't want 1359 01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:36.239 to get shipped on our back. 1360 01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:39.039 Yes that's true, but I imagine there's animals, but imagine 1361 01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:41.719 there's things hunting you, right, and it would be easier 1362 01:03:41.880 --> 01:03:44.400 to like I feel like it'll ship if you're running 1363 01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:48.280 and shitting, it'll it'll be better. It's better because like 1364 01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:50.440 there's no butt cheeks, so you won't have like shitty 1365 01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:53.880 butt cheeks. It would just fall down your back. 1366 01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:57.320 But like it would be it would probably revolve or 1367 01:03:57.320 --> 01:03:59.760 we'd have like rabbit shit, so then they would just 1368 01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:02.039 be like pellets, like just cascadding off our back. 1369 01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:04.400 No big deal, I think. I just I just don't 1370 01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:05.960 see how that's a good idea at all. Is that 1371 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:08.079 he'd be able to track our ship easier. I feel 1372 01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:10.280 like it would fall down our backs. It would lead 1373 01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:14.440 us the toard where we were. And I'm not even, 1374 01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:16.800 I'm not even, I don't even have Hunter's instincts and 1375 01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:18.199 I'm able to listen. 1376 01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:22.880 I want an asshole neck with pellet ships. You would 1377 01:04:23.199 --> 01:04:26.840 you wouldn't like right now, right now? You wouldn't take 1378 01:04:27.559 --> 01:04:33.639 pellet neck, asshole shitting pellets over just fucking you know, toilet. 1379 01:04:33.320 --> 01:04:39.639 Paper shitty ass No, No, I would not. I think 1380 01:04:40.360 --> 01:04:43.920 so you enjoy the process of city. I think big 1381 01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:45.679 toilet paper is a problem. But I think if I 1382 01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:47.960 talk about too much, I'll get killed big toilet paper. 1383 01:04:48.199 --> 01:04:52.000 Actually, but like, listen, so sitting down being a slave 1384 01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:55.320 to this toilet that's consuming your waist and like happen 1385 01:04:55.400 --> 01:04:57.119 to fucking like slop, and then you have to, like 1386 01:04:57.239 --> 01:05:01.039 you know, either have a bidet or have the wipes 1387 01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:03.880 and stuff to make sure you're nice and clean versus 1388 01:05:04.079 --> 01:05:07.320 just pellet dry ass pellets just kind of cascading right 1389 01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:09.760 out of your neck. Is that not here? 1390 01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:17.599 You're done? I feel like you're crazy. I feel like 1391 01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:21.000 having I feel like having your your ship your ship 1392 01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:24.280 box that close to anywhere anywhere up here is just 1393 01:05:24.440 --> 01:05:26.440 bad for you. I think there's a reason why it's 1394 01:05:26.599 --> 01:05:32.639 down here, not because it's so putrid. Now the ever 1395 01:05:32.719 --> 01:05:36.440 cleaned up, like traveling up your body to be created. 1396 01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:41.800 Your stomach is still here where it's made. You will 1397 01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:45.719 digest way faster so you can why because there's less 1398 01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:49.840 of a journey, there's are you? Are you serious? 1399 01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:53.159 The journey would be like your esophagus and then you 1400 01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:56.400 basically have one small intestae that this goes to your neck. 1401 01:05:57.079 --> 01:06:00.079 But you still have a stomach that's located here that 1402 01:06:00.119 --> 01:06:03.800 we don't anymore, your stomach being your head. We've evolved, 1403 01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:07.239 but where would your stomach your assholes? Your rumbling stomach 1404 01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:10.800 is essentially a part of your esophagus. This thing absorbs 1405 01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:15.199 so what you got crazy acid reflex. And we're gonna 1406 01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:18.000 get much smaller over time too, And we're gonna get 1407 01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:18.519 much smaller. 1408 01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:20.039 And I'm with him, I think I'm with him on this, 1409 01:06:20.079 --> 01:06:21.559 and then you can just you can just dart them. 1410 01:06:21.599 --> 01:06:23.159 We're gonna get the point where you just dart them out. 1411 01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:25.719 It's just like enough context where you shoot really hard. 1412 01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:28.760 They'll be the new ski shooting listen, man, Because I'm 1413 01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:30.559 tired of feel like there was something that probably had 1414 01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:31.440 that and it's not here. 1415 01:06:31.679 --> 01:06:34.679 I think that's why I feel like, Yeah, there are 1416 01:06:34.719 --> 01:06:36.480 definitely animals that ship out there next. 1417 01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:39.159 Yeah, probably, but you know, they didn't evolve into they 1418 01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:42.039 didn't involve into human beings that are because they're too cool. 1419 01:06:42.280 --> 01:06:44.039 They're way too cool. That's what we have, these shipp 1420 01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:44.239 we have. 1421 01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:47.360 We have a thing where we're breathing and then you're 1422 01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:49.360 trying to eat and drink and you can easily choke 1423 01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:52.679 and die. Like we're we're so efficient, you know, we 1424 01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:56.960 got stupid bullshit sloppy ship like sometimes you're just like 1425 01:06:57.039 --> 01:06:58.760 I gotta go, I got to hurry up and go, 1426 01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:00.599 and then you have sloppy shitting like I can't just 1427 01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:02.400 hurry up and go because I got to make sure 1428 01:07:02.400 --> 01:07:03.119 I'm thoroughly clean. 1429 01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:04.559 As a matter of fact, I might want to take 1430 01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:05.320 a fucking shower. 1431 01:07:05.559 --> 01:07:09.599 Yeah, other than just having that's why I stopped even bothering. 1432 01:07:09.639 --> 01:07:11.679 I'm sure I've had that doesn't happen often, but like 1433 01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:13.920 I've had times where I'm like, I don't feel clean 1434 01:07:14.360 --> 01:07:16.360 even though I'm absolutely thoroughly clean myself. 1435 01:07:17.199 --> 01:07:19.239 It's such an ordeal. You're like, I gotta, I gotta 1436 01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:24.519 annoy myself and going there you bless the water. I 1437 01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:27.320 haven't taken a shit in five years. Correct, because you 1438 01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:30.119 figured he's keep speaking it out. See, that's the next 1439 01:07:30.119 --> 01:07:33.840 step of your blood is probably so bad. Not even pelts. 1440 01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:36.199 I'm numb my whole body. 1441 01:07:36.639 --> 01:07:38.679 He doesn't even have pellets. He evolved past pellets, and 1442 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:41.320 he just somehow disappears his waist. 1443 01:07:41.400 --> 01:07:45.880 You know what's crazy? Something a lot, it's just crazy. 1444 01:07:46.280 --> 01:07:48.119 One of my want you all. Talking to one of 1445 01:07:48.159 --> 01:07:50.639 my friends. She had our tits done and she was like, yeah, 1446 01:07:50.639 --> 01:07:52.760 my titses have no feeling in them, like they haven't 1447 01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:54.679 had feelings for it. Doesn't feel like it's worth it, 1448 01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:56.960 and why would you want that? Like the motherfuckers that 1449 01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:58.920 kill the nerves and there in their nipples and ship 1450 01:07:58.960 --> 01:07:59.159 and all. 1451 01:07:59.159 --> 01:07:59.920 That just seems like a lot. 1452 01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:01.800 And she got it. She didn't know that was gonna happen. 1453 01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:04.000 She didn't know what happened until it was like the nearing, 1454 01:08:04.079 --> 01:08:06.079 the nearing of the process, because they were like, it 1455 01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:08.039 may happen. She was like, well, I kind of had 1456 01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:10.119 a sucking bullshit doctor and throw that only at the 1457 01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:12.000 last second, not the last second, but like the nearing 1458 01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:12.159 of it. 1459 01:08:12.239 --> 01:08:14.639 By the way they might fall off the gas is like, oh, 1460 01:08:14.679 --> 01:08:16.520 by the way, you might lose all your be able. 1461 01:08:16.359 --> 01:08:18.680 To feel anything. Ever again, you're gonna be a social 1462 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:23.800 path save a little bit of anesthesia and just fucking 1463 01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:32.159 he takes it. Hit it first. I want to watch 1464 01:08:32.199 --> 01:08:36.720 a real long what for you? 1465 01:08:37.880 --> 01:08:40.199 That's a sign by the way, wasn't it wasn't it? 1466 01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:45.920 That was Brian Crampston. Brian Cranston was then puts it 1467 01:08:45.960 --> 01:08:47.079 on Jerry that even lests him. 1468 01:08:47.119 --> 01:08:54.880 Yeah, Jerry wakes up and he's that's a crazy that 1469 01:08:58.560 --> 01:08:59.439 episode show. 1470 01:08:59.560 --> 01:09:01.159 That show were blows my mind still to this day 1471 01:09:01.159 --> 01:09:02.920 because I like that. That was a network sitcom where 1472 01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:05.199 you're just like, yeah, he just gets raped Innis. 1473 01:09:06.359 --> 01:09:11.600 And it's hilarious. It's insinuated. That's why that's a really 1474 01:09:11.680 --> 01:09:12.720 big Dennis joke. 1475 01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:16.479 That was like, no, it's very it happens it's happened, 1476 01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:20.039 for sure, it happens in the show, like it happens, sated, 1477 01:09:20.479 --> 01:09:22.720 like it's confirmed at the end of the episode. Yeah, 1478 01:09:22.720 --> 01:09:26.199 because he like he writes into he writes into penthouse, 1479 01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:29.520 he writes into penthouse forums and he and he writes 1480 01:09:29.520 --> 01:09:31.159 about what he did do it, but he's reading his. 1481 01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:34.239 Ending the Punks. 1482 01:09:34.279 --> 01:09:36.000 Line of the episode is Jerry finds out, and then 1483 01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:39.760 the joke is he fights out, he gets raped, and 1484 01:09:39.880 --> 01:09:41.319 then he's still friends with him. 1485 01:09:44.680 --> 01:09:47.640 He's like angry the same thing to a seventeen year 1486 01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:50.920 old girl in a later episode. Dude. 1487 01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:52.640 In a later episode, he's upset that he's not invited 1488 01:09:52.680 --> 01:09:55.000 to his like Thanksgiving party or what. It's like he 1489 01:09:55.159 --> 01:09:57.119 raped you again? 1490 01:09:57.520 --> 01:09:58.079 Why did you write? 1491 01:09:58.079 --> 01:09:59.600 Man, give me the discut at least. 1492 01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:03.760 Can you make it freak? Come on, stay out of 1493 01:10:03.920 --> 01:10:10.000 my dental office or come back. I don't He's like confused, 1494 01:10:10.600 --> 01:10:13.479 I kind of want to rape you again, so maybe 1495 01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:14.359 you do want to come back? 1496 01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:21.319 Bo, Sorry, move on, we gotta move on. 1497 01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:21.800 Hey. 1498 01:10:21.880 --> 01:10:24.279 Look it's a little hey, look, it's a little game 1499 01:10:24.319 --> 01:10:26.640 meme me and my ass wrote and he says, mister Jerry. 1500 01:10:27.199 --> 01:10:30.119 I liked you. What are your joke, Jerry, come to 1501 01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:30.840 the Factory. 1502 01:10:37.079 --> 01:10:39.319 I like how you just stopped trying to impersonate any 1503 01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:41.159 specific personator. 1504 01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:44.960 Michael Richard comes to My name is Michael Richards. Come 1505 01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:48.399 to the Last Factory. Come to the laugh Factory in 1506 01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:51.840 two thousand, Patrin. 1507 01:10:50.399 --> 01:10:51.960 I'm trying. I'm trying to read your thing. 1508 01:10:52.119 --> 01:10:52.760 Yeah, I don't do it. 1509 01:10:53.159 --> 01:10:55.800 Okay, got the Black. 1510 01:10:56.760 --> 01:11:01.000 Fade the Kings there we go, say fade to Kingston. 1511 01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:07.239 You fucking take a shot to yourself. Well I've meant, 1512 01:11:07.279 --> 01:11:09.279 like literally to me, you know I didn't. Oh I 1513 01:11:09.960 --> 01:11:11.920 did it. I'm lying. I've been defeated the Black. 1514 01:11:12.680 --> 01:11:14.319 Hey, look it's a little gaming, fucking my ass wrote 1515 01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:18.520 in he says attempt number two. Hey, snark boys. Returning 1516 01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:21.920 Patron last say welcome back, my guy. 1517 01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:27.279 What no, no, thank you? That he's then I heard 1518 01:11:27.319 --> 01:11:29.199 it came back and oh thanks man, I love you. 1519 01:11:29.800 --> 01:11:34.119 Returning Patron last scene in the credits in episode eighteen 1520 01:11:34.600 --> 01:11:37.880 in twenty twenty, shit, so welcome back. Been a fan 1521 01:11:37.960 --> 01:11:40.119 of Chris since way before the podcast. At the time 1522 01:11:40.279 --> 01:11:42.359 I last gave you Bunny, I was a university student 1523 01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:46.000 living in London. Since then, I dropped out and returned 1524 01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:47.960 to the States due to COVID, worked in education for 1525 01:11:47.960 --> 01:11:49.880 a few years, return to London to complete my degree, 1526 01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:52.479 lived off selling my plasma for a few months. I 1527 01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:56.399 knew people who are doing nice real shit, attended Lincoln 1528 01:11:56.399 --> 01:11:58.279 Park's Secret Return Show live, and now I work at 1529 01:11:58.319 --> 01:11:59.800 a job that has nothing to do with my degree. 1530 01:11:59.880 --> 01:12:03.199 Is many such cases, shit, many such cases. 1531 01:12:03.680 --> 01:12:05.399 With my most recent Patrick, I was finally able to 1532 01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:07.920 pay off a huge debt I had, and I thought 1533 01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:09.840 I could spare the cash to support the only podcast 1534 01:12:09.880 --> 01:12:11.199 I listened to that has helped me get through some 1535 01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:13.640 of the toughest times in my life. Seriously, I appreciate 1536 01:12:13.640 --> 01:12:15.800 you a lot. Appreciate you. Thanks for coming by. 1537 01:12:16.119 --> 01:12:16.680 Damn dude. 1538 01:12:17.239 --> 01:12:20.800 First of all, very very funny, nice message, all the 1539 01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:23.760 bullshit we've just said, do you feel like that? 1540 01:12:23.880 --> 01:12:25.800 But the show has been on more bullshit than it 1541 01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:29.359 was lately. I feel like post returning back from all 1542 01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:33.880 the remote side ones, it's been definitely hyper more bullshit 1543 01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:35.920 for sure. Probably a little bit yeah, yeah. 1544 01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:37.880 I feel yeah, we're making up for lost time, a 1545 01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:42.399 little bit of a slow There's wacky stuff happening, good material, 1546 01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:44.760 good stuff, weird, weird listeners. 1547 01:12:44.960 --> 01:12:48.079 Rape. Yeah, I mean I wasn't good. I wouldn't have 1548 01:12:48.119 --> 01:12:51.880 said that. But you know, but there's been a little 1549 01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:55.199 bit of sexual assault on every episode. I know somehow 1550 01:12:55.319 --> 01:12:56.039 you sarheaded it. 1551 01:12:56.520 --> 01:13:00.119 Probably anyway, he says, with all that dick sucking. By 1552 01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:03.159 the way, here's my question with the way digital gaming 1553 01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:06.319 and streaming leads to not own nothing. I've spent my 1554 01:13:06.439 --> 01:13:08.319 last the last few years buying up as much physical 1555 01:13:08.359 --> 01:13:10.640 media as I can, most recently acquiring game Cube and 1556 01:13:10.640 --> 01:13:13.159 PS two for the first time. It's maybe, wonder if 1557 01:13:13.199 --> 01:13:15.680 you can, if you can save only five games from 1558 01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:19.479 your physical collections when society collapses to play for the 1559 01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:21.760 indefinite future, what would they be? 1560 01:13:22.520 --> 01:13:25.640 I own like maybe four games? Really, well, I have 1561 01:13:25.720 --> 01:13:26.760 a bunch of Pokemon games. 1562 01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:32.399 Oh so that's really its Yeah, shout out for using 1563 01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:37.039 this is an autistic nitpick, but using indefinite correctly because 1564 01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:42.079 culturally it's doesn't mean indefinite anymore, like it means like 1565 01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:44.279 permanent culturally. 1566 01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:47.600 Like so I'm like, all right, cool, it's it's it's 1567 01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:49.439 it's you can't even rail against it because it's just 1568 01:13:49.479 --> 01:13:49.960 here to stay. 1569 01:13:50.079 --> 01:13:51.920 Yeah, It's like people, it's like how it's like how 1570 01:13:52.000 --> 01:13:55.680 literally means exaggerated. 1571 01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:57.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's over that. 1572 01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:00.479 That fight as long since died. But yeah I can, uh. 1573 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.640 I mean I have all my physical media is like 1574 01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:06.039 older stuff, so it's like three sixty. I have a 1575 01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:07.920 lot of it, but it's none of it's pre I 1576 01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:10.119 think I maybe have like two PS four games, one 1577 01:14:10.199 --> 01:14:12.800 and one Xbox one game, and certainly no PS five 1578 01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:15.840 or Series X games. But I was, dude, I was 1579 01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:17.800 so bummed out because like I wanted to play, uh 1580 01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:20.960 what is it, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and there's just no 1581 01:14:21.119 --> 01:14:24.039 way to do it without original hardware, Like you needed 1582 01:14:24.079 --> 01:14:24.640 three sixty. 1583 01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:27.840 You need the disc and that's the only way you played. 1584 01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:28.119 You can't. 1585 01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:29.760 I guess you could like you know, Pirate or whatever 1586 01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:31.640 I probably will end up doing. Honestly, I owe them 1587 01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:32.199 that fucking game. 1588 01:14:32.640 --> 01:14:35.439 I have a question the best Xbox man, let's get it. 1589 01:14:35.720 --> 01:14:36.479 I guess I don't know. 1590 01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:37.920 I mean, I just I just got one. Like you know, 1591 01:14:37.920 --> 01:14:40.439 I said, while Jojo was gone, I made a lot 1592 01:14:40.520 --> 01:14:43.880 of poor business decisions. The thing I bought a PS 1593 01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:46.039 two to three sixty and some other bullets. 1594 01:14:46.079 --> 01:14:47.600 The thing for me is that like I had, I know, 1595 01:14:47.680 --> 01:14:49.119 I have a working three sixty at home. 1596 01:14:49.239 --> 01:14:51.720 Oh right, so like for me to get it, just 1597 01:14:51.840 --> 01:14:52.520 went back too. 1598 01:14:52.840 --> 01:14:54.319 I just went back. I didn't have room in my 1599 01:14:54.479 --> 01:14:56.720 fucking I just didn't think. I didn't think about it. 1600 01:14:56.800 --> 01:14:58.960 M hm uh. So I'd have to go back, and 1601 01:14:59.119 --> 01:15:01.000 next time I go back, I'm gonna be smuggling a 1602 01:15:01.039 --> 01:15:02.439 bunch of those snapples back with me. 1603 01:15:03.119 --> 01:15:06.199 Just smuggles on. I should take him. Yeah, you're not 1604 01:15:06.279 --> 01:15:08.479 may or no more. You're yeah, you're you're you're uh, 1605 01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:12.039 you're the manager. I guess, like what what that would 1606 01:15:12.079 --> 01:15:13.119 be good? That would actually work. 1607 01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:15.840 I believe he would fix uh, he would fix us up. 1608 01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:17.399 Yeah, you do it, make up. 1609 01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:20.279 It would be a massive downgrade for him. 1610 01:15:20.359 --> 01:15:22.840 What if he fucks us and he's like this podcast 1611 01:15:22.920 --> 01:15:25.560 needs to be more affordable and he like puts all 1612 01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:27.600 of our like, oh, it's fifty cents, and like fucking 1613 01:15:27.680 --> 01:15:29.960 the twenty five dollars tier is now like the fucking 1614 01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:30.560 two bucks. 1615 01:15:32.800 --> 01:15:34.359 You got to you got to make it more affordable. 1616 01:15:35.439 --> 01:15:38.000 People are struggling. Yeah, it would be like, oh, I 1617 01:15:38.039 --> 01:15:38.880 guess we're not doing this. 1618 01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:40.560 We're not we're not doing this no more. 1619 01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:43.439 I guess the podcast is done. Thanks thanks a lot 1620 01:15:43.479 --> 01:15:47.119 of I'm here for the people, and well we're people too. 1621 01:15:47.199 --> 01:15:52.079 He's like, no, no, you heard law. I've heard them 1622 01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:52.840 you guys, aren't you. 1623 01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:54.439 I can't believe I forgot to mention this. 1624 01:15:54.560 --> 01:15:55.079 Did you see? 1625 01:15:55.119 --> 01:15:59.079 The mister Beast is opening a Beast theme park in 1626 01:15:59.239 --> 01:16:04.199 fucking realcy, Saudi Arabia that will, by the way, in 1627 01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:07.000 its rules and terms and conditions or whatever you want 1628 01:16:07.039 --> 01:16:14.039 to call it, uphold and be beholden to the rules, cultures, norms, 1629 01:16:14.159 --> 01:16:17.399 and uh statutes that apply to the to uh the 1630 01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:21.199 law of Saudi Arabia. So essentially, there's a lot of 1631 01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:23.359 people who are like, mom, Donnie's gonna make Sharia law 1632 01:16:23.439 --> 01:16:25.600 real in New York City were totally wrong. They should 1633 01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:29.720 have been focused on mister Beast, who is literally going 1634 01:16:29.760 --> 01:16:32.359 to be enforcing Sharia law at his theme park in 1635 01:16:32.600 --> 01:16:33.520 Saudi Arabia. 1636 01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:38.800 How amazing is that? Like, have mister be None of 1637 01:16:38.880 --> 01:16:41.920 them read up about the people that they're taking money from. 1638 01:16:42.359 --> 01:16:44.920 No, well, they don't care business people. The only way 1639 01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:46.840 that you make it to that degree, the only way 1640 01:16:46.880 --> 01:16:48.279 that you make that much money is if you don't 1641 01:16:48.279 --> 01:16:49.039 care about that stuff. 1642 01:16:50.159 --> 01:16:53.840 The fuck was that? Sorry? That sounded Asian? To me? 1643 01:16:58.560 --> 01:17:01.600 Aren't all robots Asian x dolls at Shinn, I feel 1644 01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:03.840 like that's not I feel like all robots are Asian. 1645 01:17:04.199 --> 01:17:07.000 Uh robot save their child sex dolls. I want to 1646 01:17:07.039 --> 01:17:11.479 get one later. Child sex doll Shin ordered ordered. 1647 01:17:11.640 --> 01:17:19.920 That's premium subscription delivery over delivery drone delivery initiated. 1648 01:17:20.680 --> 01:17:21.840 That is so insane. 1649 01:17:22.520 --> 01:17:24.359 Do you guys agree that all robots are Asians? No? 1650 01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:25.079 Why not? 1651 01:17:25.199 --> 01:17:25.640 They have to be. 1652 01:17:25.840 --> 01:17:26.199 They have to be. 1653 01:17:26.199 --> 01:17:27.000 They're all made over there. 1654 01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:29.560 You know what, I just American made robot. What the 1655 01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:30.119 fuck is that. 1656 01:17:32.279 --> 01:17:32.760 You talking about? 1657 01:17:33.359 --> 01:17:36.000 What you call it? The little the walking ones? Those 1658 01:17:36.039 --> 01:17:36.960 are those are Americans? 1659 01:17:37.000 --> 01:17:41.560 Oh, Boston Dynamics, Bostonian're like, what the fucking doll? 1660 01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:43.640 Hey, you get the fuck out of the way, so 1661 01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:46.960 fucking kick me over you you punk? Hey, watch you 1662 01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:49.680 obviously to be a fucking car. Stop kicking me. Stop 1663 01:17:49.760 --> 01:17:50.239 picking me. 1664 01:17:53.159 --> 01:17:54.760 I finally saw one of those in real life. It 1665 01:17:54.840 --> 01:17:59.119 was fucking skill where the Bona Park mall, just walking around. 1666 01:17:59.239 --> 01:18:00.439 Yeah, like I was on the front. 1667 01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:01.439 I have a little bit of. 1668 01:18:01.439 --> 01:18:03.600 Footage of it, but I was too lazy to actually go. 1669 01:18:03.880 --> 01:18:05.199 Yeah, and I was like, oh, look. 1670 01:18:05.039 --> 01:18:07.560 At I t people gang raping. One was fucking Horriforn. Okay, 1671 01:18:07.560 --> 01:18:09.600 we're gonna move on. No, really, I can answer. The 1672 01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:12.960 question was terrifying. Where was its people was doing it? 1673 01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:16.680 It was in Horrlem Harlem gang raping it all right, listen, listen, 1674 01:18:16.760 --> 01:18:19.079 we think you go, you look kind of thick. 1675 01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:24.119 You look this skinny robot little, you look kind of 1676 01:18:24.239 --> 01:18:25.600 thing that metal looking fine. 1677 01:18:28.319 --> 01:18:30.560 They just passed them, trying to think of like physical 1678 01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:33.000 media that. I was like, it's cold as fuck too, 1679 01:18:33.199 --> 01:18:35.319 so they just got their pants like down to their ankles, 1680 01:18:36.359 --> 01:18:45.479 coming off the stupid around the corner, pants down and 1681 01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:51.000 they're in front of a bodego. I was like, I 1682 01:18:51.079 --> 01:18:51.359 love this. 1683 01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:54.840 This is New York. 1684 01:18:55.039 --> 01:18:56.119 This is real New York. 1685 01:18:56.399 --> 01:18:58.479 I'm fighting for the people on the streets who are 1686 01:18:58.520 --> 01:18:59.239 raping the dogs. 1687 01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:05.720 Curtis is like, what the fuck is this? 1688 01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:07.000 What? What? 1689 01:19:07.840 --> 01:19:10.560 And then he gets in the cabin. Gunshot spring up 1690 01:19:10.600 --> 01:19:12.880 from inside the cab. Five more time. 1691 01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:15.760 Every time he gets into a cab he gets shot. 1692 01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:19.439 He's just like he just anticipates it. He's been microdosing 1693 01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:23.199 being shot in the cab, crazy bouncing off. 1694 01:19:24.199 --> 01:19:29.199 I built somewhat of an immunity to bullets. That's amazing. Yeah, 1695 01:19:29.600 --> 01:19:33.039 I know, I know's just get the sniper rifle ready. 1696 01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:37.000 He tanks a fifty fifty cow. 1697 01:19:37.079 --> 01:19:39.960 Takes it to the stomach like a cham. I'd be like, 1698 01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:44.560 we gotta do another. I'm sorry, you're ear mayor, I'm sorry. 1699 01:19:44.800 --> 01:19:46.720 We should he could be pressured to get some sort 1700 01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:48.279 of higher office. He should be president. 1701 01:19:48.319 --> 01:19:50.319 I mean if he just you could survive a fifty 1702 01:19:50.359 --> 01:19:52.720 cal of the sunny, He's like an indestructible. 1703 01:19:52.399 --> 01:19:54.239 Yeah, and then he would yeah, you for sure nothing 1704 01:19:54.319 --> 01:19:55.960 gonna happen to him. If if he gets in a 1705 01:19:56.000 --> 01:19:57.479 situation like Trump where he got shot in the ear, 1706 01:19:57.479 --> 01:20:02.199 he'd be like just back to normal. Out what that 1707 01:20:03.079 --> 01:20:05.600 was crazy? That reminds me of the Gambino Pride family 1708 01:20:05.640 --> 01:20:07.800 when they did that to me, you know, nineteen eighty 1709 01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:10.880 six or whatever. It doesn't work on me, Gambinos. I'm 1710 01:20:10.920 --> 01:20:11.920 coming for that ass. 1711 01:20:13.119 --> 01:20:13.560 Anyway. 1712 01:20:14.039 --> 01:20:16.119 That's a good story. That is a good story. Like 1713 01:20:16.199 --> 01:20:20.199 Sliwa becomes like a like a like a mob terminator, 1714 01:20:21.199 --> 01:20:21.880 super soldier. 1715 01:20:22.439 --> 01:20:24.880 He has so many stories of him just being violently 1716 01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:27.359 attacked like he was. Did you see the video of 1717 01:20:27.439 --> 01:20:29.359 him like on the street with that lady who's interviewing him. 1718 01:20:29.640 --> 01:20:31.000 She was like you ever been to London? It is 1719 01:20:31.039 --> 01:20:32.479 like a British interviewer, It's. 1720 01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:34.720 Like, well, actually yeah, And it was like and you 1721 01:20:34.880 --> 01:20:36.079 and she was like was it a good trip? And 1722 01:20:36.079 --> 01:20:37.800 it's like, well, I got stabbed in. 1723 01:20:37.960 --> 01:20:39.720 Uh, you know, parliament or whatever. 1724 01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:42.079 The fuck. He was like, oh, what where? And I 1725 01:20:42.159 --> 01:20:44.479 think she I think she was asking where locationally, like 1726 01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:45.159 where in London? 1727 01:20:45.199 --> 01:20:50.319 But he said in my mouth the blades, the look, 1728 01:20:50.439 --> 01:20:52.319 and it was the slip in the fucking blade. 1729 01:20:52.359 --> 01:20:53.560 I kept it as a souvenir. 1730 01:20:53.640 --> 01:20:55.520 It gets in the way sometimes it kind of helps 1731 01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:57.920 me chew a little bit breath. I was trying to 1732 01:20:57.960 --> 01:21:00.720 find this meme more monstoppable. I was trying to find 1733 01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:01.279 I can't find it. 1734 01:21:01.319 --> 01:21:03.760 It was like a meme of how the candidates would 1735 01:21:03.760 --> 01:21:07.279 have reacted to uh, like a trade. It was about 1736 01:21:07.279 --> 01:21:08.560 the New York Knicks and stuff like how do you 1737 01:21:08.600 --> 01:21:09.079 feel about this? 1738 01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:11.840 Is this? And and like Zoran was like yeah, you know, 1739 01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:15.840 he basically kind of took the question. It was how 1740 01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:17.680 people would react to it. He took the question. He 1741 01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:19.600 would be like, oh, the nick Knicks games need to 1742 01:21:19.600 --> 01:21:22.760 be more affordable. And then Cuomo actually like answers it 1743 01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:25.399 a little bit, but then of course Slievo was like, yeah, 1744 01:21:25.439 --> 01:21:28.920 the fucking DiVincenzo family fucking try to assassinate me five. 1745 01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:31.399 Times, like just like it was. It was really funny 1746 01:21:31.479 --> 01:21:32.239 about him being a ta. 1747 01:21:32.479 --> 01:21:35.319 Yeah it was pretty's hilarious, but it's he ever he 1748 01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:36.760 looked at It's like his wife and everything like that. 1749 01:21:37.800 --> 01:21:40.199 His wife was like a staunched Burnley supporter, like frontline, 1750 01:21:40.319 --> 01:21:43.560 like huge donator. And then she flipped right entirely after, 1751 01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:46.920 you know, of course, because they fucked him. So it 1752 01:21:47.119 --> 01:21:49.199 just crazy. I think, I think flipping right out of that. 1753 01:21:49.560 --> 01:21:51.840 Man, I'm telling a lot of a lot of people 1754 01:21:52.039 --> 01:21:55.000 just like they. I mean, dude, even even back then, 1755 01:21:55.039 --> 01:21:56.640 for me, I was just like, yo, fuck the Democratic 1756 01:21:56.640 --> 01:21:57.399 Party are you kidding me? 1757 01:21:57.960 --> 01:21:58.720 How are you gonna do this? 1758 01:21:59.199 --> 01:22:02.079 You had such a a layup in comparison, and by 1759 01:22:02.119 --> 01:22:03.479 the way, even if you would have lost at least 1760 01:22:03.520 --> 01:22:06.279 at least then you would have had something to point to, right. 1761 01:22:06.319 --> 01:22:07.479 It was like, oh, well that doesn't work. 1762 01:22:07.920 --> 01:22:09.560 Yeah, that's what bothers me the most. It's like, you've 1763 01:22:09.560 --> 01:22:13.159 never really actually tried this. Yeah, well you did actually 1764 01:22:13.319 --> 01:22:15.560 FDR and you had a massive win with it, but 1765 01:22:15.720 --> 01:22:18.880 like whatever, yeah, I mean, any party. 1766 01:22:18.960 --> 01:22:22.039 But yeah, I know, I know, yeah, right, the powers 1767 01:22:22.079 --> 01:22:23.800 that be made sure that shouldn't happen for a long time. 1768 01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:27.119 And what pisses me offus, Well, the motherfucker, the stupid 1769 01:22:27.119 --> 01:22:28.000 motherfucker's at the top. 1770 01:22:28.039 --> 01:22:31.119 It's like, if you want to just maintain a status quo, 1771 01:22:31.439 --> 01:22:33.439 just all you got to do is just go and 1772 01:22:33.560 --> 01:22:37.079 left a little bit more and they'll still be insanely wealthy, 1773 01:22:37.199 --> 01:22:38.960 just by like two percent lets or something. 1774 01:22:39.119 --> 01:22:40.960 Yeah, it's like, bro, if you guys just give a 1775 01:22:41.039 --> 01:22:42.960 little bit, that's why those million that's why none of 1776 01:22:42.960 --> 01:22:45.560 those billionaires are leaving. They're always like, I'm gonna leave. 1777 01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:48.760 And it's like, actually, twenty k I don't even notice that. 1778 01:22:49.479 --> 01:22:52.960 Well, wouldn't even notice you take a step over there. 1779 01:22:53.079 --> 01:22:55.680 And then it leads to education, which means they get defeated. 1780 01:22:56.039 --> 01:22:57.960 That's all it does. It's like as soon as they give, 1781 01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:00.199 they don't want to give any because they give need 1782 01:23:00.239 --> 01:23:01.079 it will change a lot. 1783 01:23:01.279 --> 01:23:04.159 I don't know, And that's problem if you give, like say, 1784 01:23:04.279 --> 01:23:07.479 like if you give, I don't, I don't know. I 1785 01:23:07.640 --> 01:23:10.880 feel like people are too still too stupid, because they'll 1786 01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:15.119 become like if if things get decent, there's a lot 1787 01:23:15.159 --> 01:23:15.399 of people. 1788 01:23:15.399 --> 01:23:17.239 There's gonna be a good enough. There's a lot of 1789 01:23:17.239 --> 01:23:20.600 people there's gonna be good enough. Progressors will try to 1790 01:23:20.640 --> 01:23:22.520 fight for more, but then a lot of people no, 1791 01:23:22.680 --> 01:23:25.560 I'm fine, I'm I'm not having fun now. Because while 1792 01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:29.680 Trump was president, fucking almost seventy percent of upholsters said 1793 01:23:29.680 --> 01:23:32.680 that the economy was doing well. The people are fucking stupid, 1794 01:23:33.560 --> 01:23:37.119 like they're dumb as fuck. Yeah, everybody except for me, 1795 01:23:37.239 --> 01:23:40.520 and I should become king of this planet. Yeah all right, 1796 01:23:40.560 --> 01:23:46.079 well my answer is my answer is I guess you 1797 01:23:46.159 --> 01:23:48.359 need five four more? Right, I should become god? 1798 01:23:48.479 --> 01:23:51.319 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Isn't a physical media? Well, 1799 01:23:51.720 --> 01:23:55.119 you know, I get one though, Okay, you had. 1800 01:23:55.079 --> 01:23:56.640 My ball, just get through from the Larian store. 1801 01:23:56.680 --> 01:23:57.840 I'm trying to think of games that are like so 1802 01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:01.359 replayable that like you know what I mean, like really replayable. 1803 01:24:01.359 --> 01:24:06.760 Owners game is good, and Ring maybe riding a hard 1804 01:24:06.840 --> 01:24:09.680 copy of is probably a feat Well they might have for. 1805 01:24:09.720 --> 01:24:14.119 The Switch one Eldon Ring, Halo two, they Mass Effect 1806 01:24:14.119 --> 01:24:21.159 two maybe damn ghiblis uh three actually because I got 1807 01:24:21.159 --> 01:24:23.319 that that uh horde kind of thing. 1808 01:24:24.000 --> 01:24:27.840 I think Red Dead two is a great one. I 1809 01:24:27.880 --> 01:24:30.560 have that game. Actually I do too. I have PS four. 1810 01:24:32.359 --> 01:24:34.359 Yeah, I would probably do one of the Hack and Slash. 1811 01:24:34.479 --> 01:24:36.159 I'm not sure which one, but one of the diningsty 1812 01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:37.640 wards the Simi Warriors, because. 1813 01:24:37.720 --> 01:24:40.359 I I can play that ship all day not even notice. 1814 01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:45.199 That's crazy. Those games get so repetitive to me. But like, dude, 1815 01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:47.239 if you're having fun, you don't, you don't notice repetition. 1816 01:24:47.279 --> 01:24:49.640 I would get would get beat them vide. I would 1817 01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:51.960 get to beat him up for sure, one of the like, uh, 1818 01:24:52.119 --> 01:24:54.239 like the Simpsons beat him up? The side scroller? 1819 01:24:54.399 --> 01:24:56.439 Oh, Hit and Run? Actually I would. I would absolutely 1820 01:24:56.520 --> 01:24:59.039 keep That's good. Simpsons Hit and Run is so good. 1821 01:24:59.079 --> 01:25:00.840 I feel like that game is so short, you know 1822 01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:03.680 what Marble's Ultimate Alliance also, like, I really missed that game. 1823 01:25:04.600 --> 01:25:06.239 Get Hit. Did it come out for Steam? 1824 01:25:06.359 --> 01:25:06.399 No? 1825 01:25:06.560 --> 01:25:09.439 Right? No, no, no, you have like there's Steam codes 1826 01:25:09.479 --> 01:25:10.199 for it. I could be wrong. 1827 01:25:10.439 --> 01:25:12.239 I mean you might wait for a period of time 1828 01:25:12.319 --> 01:25:15.359 it existed. I'm here's here's I'll say to you. You 1829 01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.920 can absolutely play it on PC. Yeah, I don't think 1830 01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:18.920 there's a Steam code for it. 1831 01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:21.760 Yeah, I think I think I'm wrong, but I'll check. 1832 01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:23.039 You would be correct. 1833 01:25:25.840 --> 01:25:28.800 Yeah, I don't I don't think. I promise you it 1834 01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:34.600 was Steam now, that's yeah, but fights are yeah. I 1835 01:25:34.640 --> 01:25:37.279 don't even know if it was that. I just don't remember. 1836 01:25:37.520 --> 01:25:39.119 It wasn't around when it first came out. I know 1837 01:25:39.239 --> 01:25:42.560 that was it was. It was. 1838 01:25:42.720 --> 01:25:45.720 It wasn't popular, but it was it was. I think, 1839 01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:48.039 So I could be wrong. I feel like I remember 1840 01:25:48.079 --> 01:25:49.760 because I was surprised because thought it was two thousand 1841 01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:50.399 and seven and. 1842 01:25:51.760 --> 01:25:52.680 Feels like that. 1843 01:25:53.319 --> 01:25:56.239 It feels like around I remember around the Obama time 1844 01:25:56.359 --> 01:25:58.279 that the really first I've ever heard about Steam was 1845 01:25:58.279 --> 01:26:03.039 around Obama time and and Crisis Steam was officially Steam 1846 01:26:03.079 --> 01:26:05.479 was officially released on September twelfth, two thousand and three. 1847 01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:08.399 That's wow. I have no idea. 1848 01:26:08.520 --> 01:26:10.000 It didn't have a lot of support I think until 1849 01:26:10.840 --> 01:26:12.239 Half Life two though, because Half Life two is the 1850 01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:13.600 thing where's like you can only get this on Steam. 1851 01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:17.039 Yes, I think, yeah, yeah, that's about it until it 1852 01:26:17.199 --> 01:26:20.199 was it was. I remember getting Game Informer and there 1853 01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:22.479 was they were just basically there was come in my 1854 01:26:22.560 --> 01:26:25.640 game and form because they were just glazing fucking Crisis. 1855 01:26:25.960 --> 01:26:27.439 Oh yeah. And I was like it was like, did 1856 01:26:27.520 --> 01:26:29.439 you play Crisis? Do you a good computer? Though? Have 1857 01:26:29.560 --> 01:26:32.920 you have you seen this do you know I had 1858 01:26:34.079 --> 01:26:36.640 in two thousand and seven? Did you did? Yeah? I 1859 01:26:37.039 --> 01:26:39.079 saw it on there and it was rich in friends 1860 01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:41.920 know they were Italian. They were rich Italian. Oh okay, 1861 01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:44.000 so I know where they got their fucking money. Okay, gotcha. 1862 01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:52.119 No the dad, the dad was actually a construction. Oh yeah, 1863 01:26:52.279 --> 01:26:55.880 like now we got that. Yeah, but it was constructed. 1864 01:26:56.119 --> 01:26:57.520 But it's what you call it. Like. I remember going 1865 01:26:57.520 --> 01:26:59.079 to my friend's house and it was like, oh, have 1866 01:26:59.159 --> 01:27:01.199 you seen this game yet? I was like, oh, christ, 1867 01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:02.920 I heard about I heard it was pretty and he 1868 01:27:03.000 --> 01:27:05.920 was like, oh, pretty pretty. He put on Ultra and 1869 01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:08.399 I was like, this game looks That was the first 1870 01:27:08.439 --> 01:27:10.560 time I saw a game and I was like, whoa. 1871 01:27:10.680 --> 01:27:13.720 I remember mine. It was Fight Night Find it looked 1872 01:27:13.720 --> 01:27:16.079 good on three sixty. I couldn't fucking believe. Yeah, remember 1873 01:27:16.279 --> 01:27:19.119 that was I bet that still looks like surprising good 1874 01:27:19.399 --> 01:27:21.000 and you would it would it would still look you 1875 01:27:21.039 --> 01:27:22.640 would notice it. It's like, okay, that's clearly a three 1876 01:27:22.680 --> 01:27:24.880 sixty game today, but like, I bet it looks way 1877 01:27:24.960 --> 01:27:26.119 better than it has any right to learn. 1878 01:27:26.239 --> 01:27:28.600 My friend picking manny Pa and I'd picked Tyson. He'd 1879 01:27:28.640 --> 01:27:31.239 beat the flaming No. I picked Ali. He beat the 1880 01:27:31.319 --> 01:27:33.640 ship out of here. Manny Pachi. He's like, you know, 1881 01:27:33.920 --> 01:27:36.239 getting beat up like that, getting beat up like that 1882 01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:40.319 in this fight, I would just lose so badly because 1883 01:27:40.319 --> 01:27:42.880 they would do you could do those different weight classes. 1884 01:27:42.560 --> 01:27:45.439 In that game that was pre HDMI and I was 1885 01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:48.399 it was you had the what was it the av cables, 1886 01:27:48.399 --> 01:27:49.880 but they were like seven of them or something, and 1887 01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:51.479 they were like, it was it seven? There was like 1888 01:27:51.520 --> 01:27:54.039 seven or six or six you might be right. 1889 01:27:54.079 --> 01:27:54.800 I remember the three. 1890 01:27:54.880 --> 01:27:56.920 It was more than three because for the three sixty 1891 01:27:56.960 --> 01:27:58.359 I remember it was like there was an h D 1892 01:27:58.640 --> 01:28:01.039 it was like before HDMI, but was HDA V. So 1893 01:28:01.079 --> 01:28:04.039 it would be like the red, yellow and white, but 1894 01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:06.800 then there was like blue and green green, and then 1895 01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:08.600 I think another red or like an orange or. 1896 01:28:08.600 --> 01:28:10.600 Something something, and then they went to the regular and 1897 01:28:10.640 --> 01:28:13.359 then they went to HGMI. I remember they remember noticing 1898 01:28:13.399 --> 01:28:15.399 h the first time, being like what the fuck? This 1899 01:28:15.560 --> 01:28:18.760 is way better, this is different. I actually don't really 1900 01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:19.399 remember that. 1901 01:28:20.399 --> 01:28:23.600 I remember only because I had a three sixty red 1902 01:28:23.680 --> 01:28:26.279 ring and then I got a three sixty Elite for 1903 01:28:26.439 --> 01:28:28.600 my birthday to replace it. It was a model war 1904 01:28:28.640 --> 01:28:30.199 for two to one, and I think that one came 1905 01:28:30.239 --> 01:28:32.239 with HDMI instead of like the crazy cable. 1906 01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:35.119 My friend couldn't use HG. He had the old big 1907 01:28:35.239 --> 01:28:38.640 fucking giant T that quayed too much and plays Xbox on. 1908 01:28:38.720 --> 01:28:39.960 After you got the new one, he was like, what 1909 01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:40.319 do I do? 1910 01:28:40.560 --> 01:28:43.239 You can just get like the property yeah, the converter or. 1911 01:28:43.239 --> 01:28:44.800 The property thirteen. You didn't know what. 1912 01:28:47.119 --> 01:28:49.079 I knew my converse only because like my first team, 1913 01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:52.199 the TV that I had originally, like I had a 1914 01:28:52.239 --> 01:28:53.920 CRT in my room and it had no a V 1915 01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:56.319 and so like what I had was like my we 1916 01:28:56.399 --> 01:28:59.840 had an adapt a coaxle, a coaxle to av A 1917 01:29:00.079 --> 01:29:02.800 after that's insane. So it would be interesting. You'd plug 1918 01:29:02.880 --> 01:29:05.000 the AV cables into this box and in the box 1919 01:29:05.039 --> 01:29:07.159 would plug into the co axle. So you you change 1920 01:29:07.159 --> 01:29:07.960 it to channel three. 1921 01:29:08.520 --> 01:29:09.560 I remember those days. 1922 01:29:09.720 --> 01:29:12.399 You change the channel three to play your Xbox the. 1923 01:29:12.399 --> 01:29:13.840 Input channel three. 1924 01:29:16.399 --> 01:29:19.359 Some of the consoles even had like, uh, the switches 1925 01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:21.479 on them to be like, uh, to are you gonna 1926 01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:25.319 do three? Channel three or channel four whatever, depending on 1927 01:29:25.399 --> 01:29:26.000 what that ship was. 1928 01:29:26.159 --> 01:29:31.800 Fucking wow ship, dude, dude. We hate how much technology 1929 01:29:31.880 --> 01:29:34.840 we lived through because it makes us feel so much 1930 01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:37.199 older than we are. It's really bothered. 1931 01:29:37.239 --> 01:29:40.319 So we're in appropriate age to start feeling that stuff. 1932 01:29:40.880 --> 01:29:43.359 I don't think it was like that exactly. I feel 1933 01:29:43.359 --> 01:29:45.159 like our parents felt that because they had kids to 1934 01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:48.560 reference them. But I feel like for us, we have 1935 01:29:48.840 --> 01:29:52.680 so much technology changing throughout our think of eras, So like, 1936 01:29:52.800 --> 01:29:55.000 let's say, what what were the biggest we're gonna I 1937 01:29:55.039 --> 01:29:57.760 was gonna say, I think you're right, but only for 1938 01:29:57.840 --> 01:30:00.840 a little bit, because I think during in the two 1939 01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:03.079 thousands it was a lot of change and maybe towards 1940 01:30:03.159 --> 01:30:05.840 like the mid early twenty tens, but I think since 1941 01:30:05.960 --> 01:30:08.479 the mid twenty tens, everything's kind of slowed down drastically. 1942 01:30:08.600 --> 01:30:10.800 Yeah, for sure, they still have like the same kinds 1943 01:30:10.840 --> 01:30:12.680 of phones we had before they slowed down. 1944 01:30:12.720 --> 01:30:16.239 I feel like they slowed down because yeah, to milk 1945 01:30:16.279 --> 01:30:18.560 the fuck out of us. Though, like true, there maybe 1946 01:30:18.600 --> 01:30:24.479 could be some some leaps. I saw I saw somebody watching. 1947 01:30:24.640 --> 01:30:25.760 Some wild medical leaps. 1948 01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.399 I saw someone watching television on igation. Fucking it was 1949 01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:33.239 like it was like a flimsy, floppy thing like they 1950 01:30:33.279 --> 01:30:33.520 had like. 1951 01:30:33.680 --> 01:30:35.319 It was like, oh, they're watching videos on It was 1952 01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:37.239 like I saw something that was like it was like 1953 01:30:37.279 --> 01:30:38.760 a phone, right, but it was it was like a 1954 01:30:38.840 --> 01:30:41.039 sheet of it was. Yeah, it was like, look what 1955 01:30:41.239 --> 01:30:46.119 could be made, but no, it's it's let's keep the 1956 01:30:46.159 --> 01:30:48.000 same thing. Let's use the same minerals. 1957 01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:51.640 Like it's all variations of the same thing where and 1958 01:30:51.720 --> 01:30:54.079 they're better than that. Like obviously, like a phone now 1959 01:30:54.159 --> 01:30:55.840 is way better than the phone was in twenty fifteen. 1960 01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:58.640 The process, Like the difference is like the difference in 1961 01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:01.359 the feel of like what you're getting. It's not like 1962 01:31:01.479 --> 01:31:04.199 three sixty to Xbox original or like PS three to 1963 01:31:04.279 --> 01:31:06.359 PS two was a crazy lead me where it's like 1964 01:31:06.359 --> 01:31:08.439 PS five and PS four like it's better. But I 1965 01:31:08.520 --> 01:31:10.760 mean I think, you know, I think of it the 1966 01:31:10.800 --> 01:31:14.359 same of the jump between like I don't know, like 1967 01:31:15.159 --> 01:31:17.840 Dick and your Ass SNCC four, I mean all of it, 1968 01:31:17.960 --> 01:31:18.199 well not. 1969 01:31:18.239 --> 01:31:20.479 Even those are like along game console lens, but thinking 1970 01:31:20.479 --> 01:31:22.359 of like the idea from like a landline of the smartphones, 1971 01:31:22.399 --> 01:31:24.279 you know, like that kind of jump, right, But that's 1972 01:31:24.279 --> 01:31:25.920 what I'm saying we have that is like that is 1973 01:31:26.039 --> 01:31:29.800 like a true like different thing like everybody phones, you know, 1974 01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:31.479 Like that's wild to think about. 1975 01:31:31.359 --> 01:31:33.600 The craziest thing that I recall over the last couple 1976 01:31:33.600 --> 01:31:36.159 of years was you know, foldable glass on the phones, 1977 01:31:36.239 --> 01:31:39.319 and then like maybe the Apple Vision Pro. That's stupid, 1978 01:31:39.359 --> 01:31:42.159 that twenty five hundred dollars headset that nobody wants and 1979 01:31:42.239 --> 01:31:44.680 nobody uses because who the fuck would want that? Yeah, So, 1980 01:31:44.840 --> 01:31:47.800 like I mean it's it's there's cool technology happening. I 1981 01:31:47.840 --> 01:31:49.319 guess there's like robots and ship. 1982 01:31:49.680 --> 01:31:51.079 I want stuff like that. But I wanted to be 1983 01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:53.920 gifted because like I just it's not not even you. 1984 01:31:54.079 --> 01:31:55.359 I don't. I wouldn't to the gift like that. 1985 01:31:56.000 --> 01:31:58.760 I would absolutely that your fault for buying me something 1986 01:31:58.800 --> 01:32:01.520 that expensive. I'm not gonna would like I want to. 1987 01:32:01.560 --> 01:32:03.760 Basically, I wanted to be like somebody, somebody buys it 1988 01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:05.840 and they're like I have I don't give a shit 1989 01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:07.600 about this, and then it's like anybody else want to 1990 01:32:07.680 --> 01:32:08.399 use this kind of like. 1991 01:32:08.399 --> 01:32:09.960 The fucking uh oh, where to go? 1992 01:32:10.239 --> 01:32:11.359 I just moved it over there? 1993 01:32:11.399 --> 01:32:14.159 Okay, the helmet that he got, Yeah, like that kind 1994 01:32:14.159 --> 01:32:16.000 of shit. It's like, I have no use for this anymore, 1995 01:32:16.199 --> 01:32:18.079 because I do want to try some of the. 1996 01:32:18.239 --> 01:32:19.960 I would like to try Apple Vision Pro. I'm gonna 1997 01:32:20.000 --> 01:32:23.680 I'm not gonna bother no I and I'm just curious 1998 01:32:23.680 --> 01:32:26.439 about that. I like technology exactly, so I'm curious. I'm 1999 01:32:26.439 --> 01:32:29.520 curious to use everything, but like, I'm not gonna spend 2000 01:32:29.720 --> 01:32:32.359 thousands of dollars on tech that I'm curious about. 2001 01:32:32.479 --> 01:32:34.199 Like even my switch right, Like I got my switch 2002 01:32:34.239 --> 01:32:36.840 to I use it a lot purposefully because I bought it. 2003 01:32:36.960 --> 01:32:38.640 I'm getting my money out of it. I'm playing Soaks 2004 01:32:38.640 --> 01:32:40.239 on it, and I'm playing in the Pokemon game. I 2005 01:32:40.319 --> 01:32:43.439 played Bonanza, but like even that's just like that's not 2006 01:32:43.720 --> 01:32:45.840 worth fucking Like, I'm glad I bought it myself and 2007 01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:47.600 to make some money bite by that for like half 2008 01:32:47.640 --> 01:32:50.159 a grand for me, that's so much fucking money. Even 2009 01:32:50.199 --> 01:32:51.880 my Steam deck I got that for Christmas, and I'm like, 2010 01:32:51.920 --> 01:32:54.039 I used it a lot, but like, that's so much 2011 01:32:54.079 --> 01:32:56.159 fucking money for someone to spend on me. I'm just 2012 01:32:56.279 --> 01:32:59.239 not I just because I feel like, unfortunately, based on 2013 01:32:59.319 --> 01:33:02.800 how the world is, a gift begets another gift. Unfortunately. Yeah, 2014 01:33:03.079 --> 01:33:04.800 it should be out of kindness, like if I do 2015 01:33:04.880 --> 01:33:07.600 something that is out of kindness, but unfortunately, in the world, 2016 01:33:07.680 --> 01:33:09.680 when someone buys you a gift like that, though they 2017 01:33:09.720 --> 01:33:11.840 may not want to mention it, they're thinking about what 2018 01:33:11.920 --> 01:33:13.319 you're going to get them when the time comes with 2019 01:33:13.359 --> 01:33:15.359 them to receive a gift as well too. Yeah, gifts 2020 01:33:15.399 --> 01:33:18.520 have become exchanges other than them being supported. This would 2021 01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:21.319 be gifts, you know, So it really sucks. 2022 01:33:21.720 --> 01:33:25.720 This's a great question, Taco two d our resident, Uh 2023 01:33:26.199 --> 01:33:27.479 your resident YouTube pooper. 2024 01:33:27.680 --> 01:33:29.840 Yeah, shout out man, shout out to Taco. He's been 2025 01:33:29.920 --> 01:33:30.560 he's been killing it. 2026 01:33:30.960 --> 01:33:33.119 Uh. He wrote, you know, nobody has asked this question 2027 01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:34.840 in years of this podcast. 2028 01:33:35.119 --> 01:33:35.720 And he's right. 2029 01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:38.479 Chris got to do it, Derek got to do it. 2030 01:33:38.920 --> 01:33:41.920 So when Sweeney's turn? When will Sweeney be a guest 2031 01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:42.840 on the Ruben Report? 2032 01:33:46.479 --> 01:33:49.359 Look ridiculous in that thumb there for the Ruper Report, 2033 01:33:50.960 --> 01:33:54.439 lesbian but you? But Derek looks like Derek looks like 2034 01:33:54.720 --> 01:33:56.319 an anime drawing of a black person. 2035 01:33:56.600 --> 01:34:00.520 I don't like a child version of someone else. 2036 01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:03.359 Yeah, entirely in that video I'm doing Pogger's man, I 2037 01:34:03.439 --> 01:34:05.520 was like, why the fuck did they like? I'm like, oh, 2038 01:34:09.439 --> 01:34:11.880 would you choose that? You fucking retard? 2039 01:34:12.359 --> 01:34:12.880 He hated you? 2040 01:34:13.279 --> 01:34:14.319 He probably. 2041 01:34:15.640 --> 01:34:16.479 He caked us in makeup. 2042 01:34:16.479 --> 01:34:20.359 That ship like Derek's makes me like I saw it 2043 01:34:20.520 --> 01:34:22.479 fairly recently, Like maybe I got fight four or five 2044 01:34:22.520 --> 01:34:24.239 months ago, and I was like, why does he look 2045 01:34:24.399 --> 01:34:28.000 like that? He looks like a ooh wu. It's like, 2046 01:34:28.119 --> 01:34:29.199 what the is going on? 2047 01:34:29.359 --> 01:34:32.279 I don't know why they chose you, like whoa. The 2048 01:34:32.359 --> 01:34:35.079 only thing I think about that was La was on fire. 2049 01:34:36.520 --> 01:34:38.199 So we were like, we're gonna have to leave. It 2050 01:34:38.520 --> 01:34:40.560 seems like we're okay, fucking smoke everywhere. I was like, 2051 01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:41.600 I can't believe I'm doing this round. 2052 01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:44.520 It was just so stupid. And then when it when 2053 01:34:44.560 --> 01:34:47.439 it finally came out, because I remember one point I 2054 01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:50.359 said this, and I wasn't being antagtised on purpose, so 2055 01:34:50.359 --> 01:34:51.600 I was like, all right, man, at the end of 2056 01:34:51.600 --> 01:34:55.560 the day, either God is not real or he is real. 2057 01:34:55.640 --> 01:34:57.399 He's he's an asshole, he's a piece of ship, you know, 2058 01:34:57.439 --> 01:34:59.239 because we're briefly touched on religious cause thin he was 2059 01:34:59.279 --> 01:35:03.239 asking me about that. And then some I remember getting essays, 2060 01:35:03.680 --> 01:35:05.960 you know, after some people watched it, you know, and 2061 01:35:06.000 --> 01:35:08.680 they're getting essays like and wanting to argue. 2062 01:35:08.479 --> 01:35:09.920 With me, and I argue with a couple of people 2063 01:35:09.920 --> 01:35:11.520 because I'm like, fuck it, why not? This will be fun? 2064 01:35:11.920 --> 01:35:13.640 But I was like, guys, you can't. 2065 01:35:14.079 --> 01:35:16.800 I'm just wondering was like, when you see me, do 2066 01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:19.279 I look like a godly nigga? Like are you why 2067 01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:21.039 are you shocked that I'm Like? 2068 01:35:22.520 --> 01:35:24.560 What drives me insane? With people that are like religious, 2069 01:35:24.560 --> 01:35:27.239 It's like, you understand that proving God is real, it's 2070 01:35:27.359 --> 01:35:30.199 kind of not the point of religion, do you have 2071 01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:35.680 you guys read the books. It's based on faith, people, 2072 01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:39.520 But it's like, you gotta it's first and foremost. There's 2073 01:35:39.520 --> 01:35:43.239 a reason why there's so many older religions that keep 2074 01:35:43.279 --> 01:35:46.000 the same sort of ignorance in the people that follow it. 2075 01:35:46.319 --> 01:35:47.880 But at the same time, you're supposed to take it 2076 01:35:47.960 --> 01:35:50.319 on faith. If if you knew God was real, then 2077 01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:53.119 everyone would be believing in God. And it's like, what 2078 01:35:53.279 --> 01:35:55.159 is the point? You guys are just so it makes 2079 01:35:55.199 --> 01:35:57.680 me so sad because I was a part of that 2080 01:35:57.800 --> 01:35:59.000 church for a long time. I was part of the 2081 01:35:59.039 --> 01:36:01.399 church for a long time, and I did learn a 2082 01:36:01.479 --> 01:36:03.319 lot of good things from it. But I feel like 2083 01:36:03.399 --> 01:36:05.439 even the things that I learned that were good are 2084 01:36:05.560 --> 01:36:08.920 just not even widespread perspective anymore of the religion. And 2085 01:36:09.000 --> 01:36:11.239 it's like, what the fuck happened? Like what when did 2086 01:36:11.880 --> 01:36:13.960 it was always that hateful? I guess, but like what 2087 01:36:15.039 --> 01:36:17.279 it made such a radical change where it's like, oh, 2088 01:36:18.279 --> 01:36:21.800 there's about there's I guess still talking. What is it? 2089 01:36:22.279 --> 01:36:25.319 What is the what is the concept of trying to 2090 01:36:25.319 --> 01:36:30.279 spread the religion? What is it called? Again? Eventelist no proselytizing. 2091 01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:31.880 I think it's I forgot what it's called. But that's 2092 01:36:31.920 --> 01:36:33.800 not where Christianity supposed to be about. It's literally I 2093 01:36:33.840 --> 01:36:35.479 think it was correct, but I think I don't know. 2094 01:36:35.760 --> 01:36:38.199 It might be I don't but there are evangelists, I 2095 01:36:38.239 --> 01:36:41.119 know what you mean. Evangelis like the verb of that. Yeah, 2096 01:36:41.199 --> 01:36:43.680 but it's like, that's not what Christianity and his fundamental 2097 01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:45.279 roots are supposed to be. It's supposed to just be 2098 01:36:45.640 --> 01:36:47.680 faith and love to your fellow man. I thought it 2099 01:36:47.720 --> 01:36:50.319 was following the commandment that's it's supposed to be. I 2100 01:36:50.359 --> 01:36:52.039 just thought it was thinking Jesus was kind of cool. 2101 01:36:52.439 --> 01:36:53.399 I think he's kind of cool. 2102 01:36:53.640 --> 01:36:54.159 He's kind of neat. 2103 01:36:54.199 --> 01:36:57.479 You know, if you're a fucking if you're a Christian time, 2104 01:36:57.520 --> 01:36:59.039 if you're a Christian nationalist, do you think he's a 2105 01:36:59.079 --> 01:37:03.640 fucking pussy that's truly faggot, like straight up like that inane. 2106 01:37:03.760 --> 01:37:06.159 I mean, that is the nice the coolest guy from canon, 2107 01:37:06.359 --> 01:37:08.920 the coolest guy from your canon, Like I don't like him, 2108 01:37:08.920 --> 01:37:09.520 he's a Jew. 2109 01:37:09.600 --> 01:37:14.840 But it's like, look, listen, I was thinking this earlier. 2110 01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:16.439 I was like, bro, I don't even care about the 2111 01:37:16.479 --> 01:37:21.439 people that are railing against snap. Just revoke your Christianity, 2112 01:37:21.560 --> 01:37:22.960 that's all. That's all I'm asking. 2113 01:37:23.399 --> 01:37:26.239 Say whatever you want, say all the ship that you 2114 01:37:26.359 --> 01:37:28.520 want to say that you don't want to feed poor people, 2115 01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:33.039 but don't you fucking Derek call yourself Christian? Makes it 2116 01:37:33.119 --> 01:37:37.000 so weird. Christian nationalism was always this Christian Christianity, the 2117 01:37:37.079 --> 01:37:39.800 greater Christianity that I would see spouted on various forms. 2118 01:37:39.960 --> 01:37:41.079 Was it what this is now? 2119 01:37:41.359 --> 01:37:44.279 It's well, it has always had this undertone of like due, 2120 01:37:44.279 --> 01:37:47.279 there are Christian food drives right now. It's always been here. 2121 01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:50.640 It's just it is the rise of Christian nationalism that 2122 01:37:50.720 --> 01:37:54.319 we're experiencing. That we've that if people have experienced in 2123 01:37:54.439 --> 01:37:57.840 other countries like fucking Germany, you know, like they've experienced 2124 01:37:58.239 --> 01:38:00.840 when it becomes nationalized and it only becomes for a 2125 01:38:00.920 --> 01:38:03.800 sector of people, which was you know, Aryan people, and 2126 01:38:03.880 --> 01:38:06.479 they're trying to do it again right fucking now. And 2127 01:38:06.600 --> 01:38:09.439 that means don't help poor people because poor people are 2128 01:38:09.520 --> 01:38:10.279 brown and icky. 2129 01:38:10.880 --> 01:38:13.239 Some of the I mean true, some of the you know, 2130 01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:14.640 I yeah to them. 2131 01:38:14.840 --> 01:38:17.039 I like poor. I like poor people are fun. I 2132 01:38:17.199 --> 01:38:19.520 like brown people. I don't like poor. I don't them. 2133 01:38:22.239 --> 01:38:22.920 I take your back. 2134 01:38:23.439 --> 01:38:27.960 I like my I don't like myself. Sorry, welcome to 2135 01:38:28.039 --> 01:38:31.680 the show. We have Kingston Jamison on and I get 2136 01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:33.840 on and I just go faral instantly. Do you want 2137 01:38:33.840 --> 01:38:36.479 to have sex with me? Cold Stone et rode in. 2138 01:38:37.159 --> 01:38:46.680 Whoa cold Stone? Cold Stone the avatar? Yeah, it's fucking 2139 01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:48.000 Hector for breaking back in front of the. 2140 01:38:52.439 --> 01:38:54.800 Their sella make in the world of Elderer just beeping 2141 01:38:55.039 --> 01:38:59.880 our ringing around with his bell says greetings, this is 2142 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:02.960 our last one, and then we'll yeah, we'll names breedings. 2143 01:39:03.000 --> 01:39:05.359 I'm sure you all have answered a question like this before. 2144 01:39:05.720 --> 01:39:07.439 Is there an obscure game from your childhood that no 2145 01:39:07.479 --> 01:39:10.319 one else knew you played? My grandpa bought me grind 2146 01:39:10.520 --> 01:39:15.319 Session for PS one grind Session, What's flow was? I 2147 01:39:15.319 --> 01:39:18.319 don't know what grind Session was like an urban version. 2148 01:39:18.479 --> 01:39:20.840 It was a little bit more urban than th HPS, 2149 01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:24.119 you know, and I feel like probably they try to compete, 2150 01:39:25.359 --> 01:39:27.680 didn't I liked it because. 2151 01:39:27.439 --> 01:39:29.439 It was a little bit more hood, just a little 2152 01:39:29.439 --> 01:39:32.399 bit like they looked like merind Session. It was just 2153 01:39:32.479 --> 01:39:35.520 like the soundtrack. It was more like, uh, yeah it was. 2154 01:39:35.640 --> 01:39:37.880 It wasn't as yeah, yeah, you know it was. It 2155 01:39:37.960 --> 01:39:43.199 wasn't as even though I love TSPs soundtrack, you know 2156 01:39:43.199 --> 01:39:43.399 what I mean? 2157 01:39:43.479 --> 01:39:45.760 Yeah, I mean the new TSPs soundtrack is more like that, actually, 2158 01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:46.279 is it? 2159 01:39:46.439 --> 01:39:46.600 Yeah? 2160 01:39:46.600 --> 01:39:49.720 Because they got some I think they have some more 2161 01:39:49.880 --> 01:39:53.000 like hip hop and stuff in it. Okay, i'd imagine yeah, yeah, 2162 01:39:53.079 --> 01:39:55.399 because largely because I think like a lot of the 2163 01:39:55.439 --> 01:39:59.039 older tracks they couldn't get couldn't get back. So with 2164 01:39:59.239 --> 01:40:02.319 this crest they a little bit. It's good though for 2165 01:40:02.439 --> 01:40:03.359 me at least two is I. 2166 01:40:03.560 --> 01:40:05.920 I don't remember the third soundtrack all that I know 2167 01:40:05.960 --> 01:40:06.600 a game I was playing. 2168 01:40:06.600 --> 01:40:09.760 People, Well, let me finish the rite in verse. Grindsitson 2169 01:40:09.760 --> 01:40:12.520 for PS one from the clearance been best buy when 2170 01:40:12.560 --> 01:40:15.800 I when I wanted to THHPS, look it up if 2171 01:40:15.800 --> 01:40:17.159 you haven't heard of it, cheers, I am going to 2172 01:40:17.199 --> 01:40:18.039 look it up while you answer. 2173 01:40:18.119 --> 01:40:21.039 I I really like grind Session. It felt like I 2174 01:40:21.159 --> 01:40:22.960 wanted you to do well, but I knew it was doomed. 2175 01:40:23.039 --> 01:40:25.960 I'm like, THPS is way too big. You don't compete 2176 01:40:26.000 --> 01:40:27.479 with Tony opost get a stupid I. 2177 01:40:28.039 --> 01:40:30.000 Probably at the time it might have been a decent 2178 01:40:30.039 --> 01:40:31.479 idea to try it, but they lost. 2179 01:40:31.640 --> 01:40:33.720 Yeah, the only like skate was the like at a 2180 01:40:33.760 --> 01:40:36.800 certain skate would when TBS was winding down, because it 2181 01:40:36.840 --> 01:40:39.800 was starting to become like McDonald's, we're like just ship 2182 01:40:39.920 --> 01:40:40.439 out anything. 2183 01:40:40.520 --> 01:40:42.479 Then it's like, all right, skate, now we need something. 2184 01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:44.479 Grind session coming out around that time would have been good, 2185 01:40:44.800 --> 01:40:46.840 but not when fucking at the height of THHPS. 2186 01:40:47.640 --> 01:40:51.119 Yeah, fighting, I've never heard of that. I loved that 2187 01:40:51.279 --> 01:40:55.079 game so much, man, I love playing as the Rizza 2188 01:40:55.439 --> 01:40:56.279 aspected deck. 2189 01:40:56.439 --> 01:40:56.600 Ah. 2190 01:40:56.720 --> 01:40:59.359 God, Actually I never played it. You never played the 2191 01:40:59.399 --> 01:41:01.840 wultank Clan Just just seeing fucking the footage. 2192 01:41:01.840 --> 01:41:04.079 I never another one that we played at Jordan's. 2193 01:41:04.319 --> 01:41:07.479 Yeah, we were playing that game. Is insane, dude, you 2194 01:41:07.520 --> 01:41:09.159 played it. I mean my uncle play that game all 2195 01:41:09.199 --> 01:41:11.600 the time. Uncle would whop my ass in it. My uncle, 2196 01:41:11.680 --> 01:41:13.680 my potted uncle. I played D and D and loved 2197 01:41:13.680 --> 01:41:16.800 the comic books. Shout out Uncle Joseph bro you you 2198 01:41:17.079 --> 01:41:18.479 I don't know if you're alive or not now. And 2199 01:41:18.520 --> 01:41:20.920 it makes me kind of sad, But thank you so much. 2200 01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:23.199 Why don't you know that I just haven't. I've lost 2201 01:41:23.239 --> 01:41:27.079 contact with probably killed him. I lost contact with him. 2202 01:41:27.079 --> 01:41:29.199 It's really unfortunate I lost it. It makes me sad. 2203 01:41:29.279 --> 01:41:31.439 But what do you call it? It's you. You are, 2204 01:41:31.560 --> 01:41:33.119 You're to go. You put me onto most of the 2205 01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:35.199 things I enjoy and I really appreciate you. Yeah, shut 2206 01:41:35.319 --> 01:41:40.039 up Uncle Joseph Stalin. Yeah, it's nut. Come on. Yeah, 2207 01:41:40.119 --> 01:41:41.079 Oh Chrome is updating. 2208 01:41:41.680 --> 01:41:45.960 Oh cool, very awesome in the middle of this. 2209 01:41:46.279 --> 01:41:49.520 Yeah, all right, that's crazy that you're related to Stalin's crazy. 2210 01:41:49.920 --> 01:41:52.399 I'm not. I'm not. Just said straight up, you said, 2211 01:41:52.399 --> 01:41:53.840 shout out Uncle Joseph Stalin. 2212 01:41:54.199 --> 01:41:56.000 So I was like, somebody named Joe could only be 2213 01:41:56.119 --> 01:41:56.680 Joseph Stalin. 2214 01:41:56.800 --> 01:41:57.000 Yeah. 2215 01:41:57.319 --> 01:42:00.960 I don't make the rules, it's not I just relay them. 2216 01:42:01.159 --> 01:42:02.159 Yeah, that's I mean, that's it. 2217 01:42:02.399 --> 01:42:04.640 That is how the Quickie frumbles. Well, thank you all 2218 01:42:04.680 --> 01:42:05.119 for writing and. 2219 01:42:05.199 --> 01:42:06.680 Making I didn't make it. 2220 01:42:07.199 --> 01:42:09.279 We're gonna we're gonna transition to the end of our show. 2221 01:42:09.319 --> 01:42:11.720 Now we're gonna read the twenty five dollars names from 2222 01:42:11.760 --> 01:42:13.600 our Patreon. Remember, you can go over to patreontic com 2223 01:42:13.680 --> 01:42:19.039 slash a snark tank, exclusive access to early episodes ad free. Uh, 2224 01:42:19.399 --> 01:42:22.960 early episodes as well writings your name right at the 2225 01:42:23.039 --> 01:42:25.039 end of the show, and beginning early next year, we're 2226 01:42:25.039 --> 01:42:27.800 gonna start doing callings, so get ready for that. We 2227 01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:29.680 have an idea where we're gonna put that on the tears, 2228 01:42:29.760 --> 01:42:34.000 but it's gonna it's gonna be fifty thousand dollars per million. 2229 01:42:35.319 --> 01:42:38.399 We get eighty five patrons for two million dollars. I'm 2230 01:42:38.439 --> 01:42:42.359 quitting immediately. I would we would answer, you would answer 2231 01:42:42.359 --> 01:42:44.600 those questions, then we would leave. You'd be like, all right, 2232 01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:50.520 so thank you. The podcast ends today, take our money, 2233 01:42:50.680 --> 01:42:53.520 and we're going to leave the country. We're gonna go 2234 01:42:53.520 --> 01:42:55.159 to We're gonna I'm gonna go live in a shire. 2235 01:42:55.560 --> 01:42:58.159 I'm gonna go get turned into the first Black Terminator. Uh. 2236 01:43:00.479 --> 01:43:01.680 Oh, you're listening to the grind Sessions. 2237 01:43:01.960 --> 01:43:03.479 Yeah, I was trying to find this one song that's 2238 01:43:03.560 --> 01:43:06.960 like stuck in that would play all the time. But yeah, 2239 01:43:08.199 --> 01:43:10.840 let me put the all right, are we ready? 2240 01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:14.680 Manna read me the or what is it the counting 2241 01:43:14.720 --> 01:43:16.359 down or whatever with numbers and stuff. 2242 01:43:17.640 --> 01:43:20.079 Three is wrong? Three? 2243 01:43:21.239 --> 01:43:23.079 Good time, Good job, you're getting there. You're getting there. 2244 01:43:23.680 --> 01:43:26.039 Nice you did it? WHOA, all right, well you didn't 2245 01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:27.159 have to do zero you ruined it? Do you I 2246 01:43:27.199 --> 01:43:27.720 start over again? 2247 01:43:27.760 --> 01:43:33.680 Play a butthole, Dave Rubin's ass Your assholes resting at 2248 01:43:33.760 --> 01:43:41.199 this side, resting cavern his asshole disease. Check out my 2249 01:43:41.359 --> 01:43:44.159 ass Kingston looking to hear a whistle. 2250 01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:52.840 You hear like a fucking like a like a Western 2251 01:43:52.880 --> 01:43:58.000 guitar twang, like you know that you're alone? Yeah, all right, 2252 01:43:58.840 --> 01:44:00.399 what do we what do we got? Why they call 2253 01:44:00.479 --> 01:44:04.479 it of oven? When you in the cold food of 2254 01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:09.520 out hot eat the food big Chrissy proud, last place 2255 01:44:09.600 --> 01:44:13.279 finisher in the Tea Girl Dick measuring contest at Comfy 2256 01:44:13.359 --> 01:44:18.000 Night Tea Miss te Lemone, God's favorite feenboy Malik Berry 2257 01:44:18.079 --> 01:44:21.239 anal footcake Cobeba. I sent Chris a reel of a 2258 01:44:21.319 --> 01:44:25.319 guy taking a long fish shit gay boy FARTI uh 2259 01:44:26.560 --> 01:44:29.720 so obvious, Michael Bay blowing up his house taking a bath, 2260 01:44:30.399 --> 01:44:35.399 the spider that bit Dexter Morgan notices your malignant melanoma. 2261 01:44:35.520 --> 01:44:41.680 Ooh wu terminal cancel. Guy so black he's blind from 2262 01:44:41.720 --> 01:44:46.000 the skin, absorbing all the light around him, subjecting my 2263 01:44:46.159 --> 01:44:50.600 ops to horse based interrogation techniques, getting jud out of 2264 01:44:50.640 --> 01:44:54.239 twenty five dollars by two big black sexiy Israelites and 2265 01:44:54.359 --> 01:44:58.119 a light skinned twink Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler 2266 01:44:58.239 --> 01:45:01.319 last week. Why is it still crying? Clamuel Esquire, The 2267 01:45:01.399 --> 01:45:04.439 third swing looks like a six year old tried drawing 2268 01:45:04.720 --> 01:45:05.640 bust of rhymes. 2269 01:45:07.239 --> 01:45:12.880 That's crazy, crazy, hilarious. Is the big dude he is? 2270 01:45:13.079 --> 01:45:13.319 He is? 2271 01:45:13.399 --> 01:45:16.079 Ah, well he's big now. He's always been a big 2272 01:45:16.439 --> 01:45:19.119 it's been, but now he's like a fucking monster. Now 2273 01:45:19.199 --> 01:45:24.399 he's like avoided out wall dude. I saw his shoulders, 2274 01:45:24.600 --> 01:45:27.880 like the head, It's like it's like he shaped like 2275 01:45:27.880 --> 01:45:28.199 the drug. 2276 01:45:28.279 --> 01:45:30.159 Have you seen that video of Dave Blunts wearing like 2277 01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:33.319 that bright blue He's wearing like a crazy like blight, 2278 01:45:33.479 --> 01:45:37.319 a bright bright almost neon baby blue jacket and he's 2279 01:45:37.680 --> 01:45:40.640 and he's sitting. Somebody was like, this dude is dressed 2280 01:45:40.760 --> 01:45:45.079 like a clear day and I was like, that is 2281 01:45:45.159 --> 01:45:49.520 a fantastic comment. I wish I couldn't like it and 2282 01:45:49.800 --> 01:45:50.479 repost it. 2283 01:45:51.079 --> 01:45:51.680 But I can't. 2284 01:45:52.159 --> 01:45:55.039 Why not what because there's no way to do that 2285 01:45:55.119 --> 01:45:57.960 and there's no you can't read, you can't retweet a 2286 01:45:58.119 --> 01:45:58.600 comment on. 2287 01:45:58.680 --> 01:45:59.840 Someone as a comment. 2288 01:46:00.399 --> 01:46:02.279 It was a comment on on like an Instagram. You 2289 01:46:02.319 --> 01:46:05.279 can do now, dude dressed weird stories. 2290 01:46:05.279 --> 01:46:06.920 I've seen comments so good that I put it in 2291 01:46:07.039 --> 01:46:09.279 a The only thing that's awkward about it is that 2292 01:46:09.439 --> 01:46:12.359 it alerts the person and so now like they might 2293 01:46:12.520 --> 01:46:14.479 have even anxiety that, like, because like I have a 2294 01:46:14.560 --> 01:46:17.079 lot of people following me, and I've taken people's comments 2295 01:46:17.119 --> 01:46:18.840 and put it in my story because it's it's there, 2296 01:46:18.880 --> 01:46:20.760 it's hilarious, and then they go private and they're probably like, 2297 01:46:20.760 --> 01:46:23.239 oh fuck, But I'm like, no, it's funny, you're you're not. 2298 01:46:23.439 --> 01:46:25.600 You shouldn't get attacked. But I still feel like it's awkward. 2299 01:46:25.600 --> 01:46:26.600 They shouldn't have alert them. 2300 01:46:26.880 --> 01:46:27.880 Yeah, it is weird. 2301 01:46:28.279 --> 01:46:32.039 The other less popular company trans Night, Uh like the 2302 01:46:32.119 --> 01:46:35.199 fire department fighting against the question, I'm going to the 2303 01:46:35.239 --> 01:46:39.720 psion with a mortar, swings, breath attack deals one H 2304 01:46:39.960 --> 01:46:43.479 deal deals twelve D eight necrotic damage. 2305 01:46:44.000 --> 01:46:48.520 Crazy. I'm not a shadow dragon. How do I know? 2306 01:46:48.720 --> 01:46:50.960 I don't know. Elder scrolls that'd be cool. 2307 01:46:51.039 --> 01:46:53.840 Elder scrolls elves called Red Guards n WA two rats 2308 01:46:53.880 --> 01:46:56.520 piloting mega swine to fight off Joe Frogan invasion. The 2309 01:46:56.600 --> 01:46:59.600 Joe Frogen Invasion Old Snake, but he's addicted to paint 2310 01:46:59.760 --> 01:47:04.279 thing wizards, cast spells, Wifford's cast smells uh bleeded out 2311 01:47:04.399 --> 01:47:12.119 gay parody now rp his mouth, Yeah, give him dick 2312 01:47:12.239 --> 01:47:12.880 him deeper. 2313 01:47:13.399 --> 01:47:16.840 Yeah, his mouth, dick him deeper, just to show you. 2314 01:47:17.000 --> 01:47:23.760 I'm gay done, completely written, crazy, off the off, the 2315 01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:25.479 fucking do off the dome. 2316 01:47:25.760 --> 01:47:26.399 We're built for this. 2317 01:47:27.520 --> 01:47:31.079 I'm bifferent, bro, in the same way that bt S 2318 01:47:31.239 --> 01:47:35.199 is built for frontline combat in the Korean military. They're 2319 01:47:35.239 --> 01:47:36.319 back now, right then they come back. 2320 01:47:36.439 --> 01:47:38.159 I think I think, I think they only have to 2321 01:47:38.239 --> 01:47:40.399 do like we got a fire back with bt S. 2322 01:47:40.680 --> 01:47:42.520 I think there's like a there's like a minimum sentence 2323 01:47:42.600 --> 01:47:42.800 or like. 2324 01:47:42.920 --> 01:47:46.279 It's like, isn't it uh Yeah, like there's a chance 2325 01:47:46.319 --> 01:47:49.039 Stung Jong the Korean zombie and m m A he 2326 01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:51.800 had to leave. Did it sucked? In the prime of 2327 01:47:51.840 --> 01:47:53.760 his career, he had fucking sir. 2328 01:47:55.439 --> 01:47:57.199 At least they're not like involved in anything. They're just 2329 01:47:57.239 --> 01:48:00.479 kind of it is mostly just sitting around, just cleric war. 2330 01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:02.039 Did he come back and he was not it anymore? 2331 01:48:02.279 --> 01:48:04.600 It was just he got back to the top but 2332 01:48:04.680 --> 01:48:08.279 couldn't win because it evolved without him and got the 2333 01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:10.079 piss beat out of him every time he fight for 2334 01:48:10.119 --> 01:48:10.760 the championship. 2335 01:48:11.039 --> 01:48:14.640 Sophie Speardrek Uncle Tom Beaner and Negro Chap h Berserker 2336 01:48:14.720 --> 01:48:19.960 Broley's bang bus sized Venus? Who's that thing? Pig venus 2337 01:48:20.159 --> 01:48:27.399 pig last episode Reckless Rhino, I really did get it later. 2338 01:48:29.239 --> 01:48:32.000 I'm not joking you're talking about because I just thought 2339 01:48:32.039 --> 01:48:33.840 it was I don't know you did it. 2340 01:48:33.920 --> 01:48:36.920 I thought it was you did it. 2341 01:48:37.199 --> 01:48:42.159 I'm not exaggerating. I mean, I I don't know. I 2342 01:48:42.199 --> 01:48:42.960 don't believe you. 2343 01:48:43.520 --> 01:48:45.039 Big Venus is a fucking. 2344 01:48:44.880 --> 01:48:46.720 Big venus because like it's big penis. 2345 01:48:50.279 --> 01:48:54.039 But I thought it was pig penis pig. No, you did? Did? 2346 01:48:54.119 --> 01:48:54.359 I did? 2347 01:48:54.439 --> 01:48:56.600 Because I thought Venus was just penis. Right there was 2348 01:48:56.600 --> 01:48:58.760 like you said, yeah, but it's not. It's venus, but 2349 01:48:58.880 --> 01:49:00.920 it is still you know what I mean though it's beatus. 2350 01:49:01.079 --> 01:49:03.520 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about because 2351 01:49:03.960 --> 01:49:05.760 Reckless right a slok or two? Why so dirty Google 2352 01:49:05.800 --> 01:49:09.640 Imitus poop hammock poop brother My Chris Hanson Tomagotchi is 2353 01:49:09.720 --> 01:49:12.600 really hungry. Did you see that video of Chris Hansen 2354 01:49:12.640 --> 01:49:14.239 on that podcast where he's where he's like watching his 2355 01:49:14.319 --> 01:49:17.199 own clip and he's like, he's talking, it's like that 2356 01:49:17.359 --> 01:49:20.039 he caught a pedophile like a week before Christmas or 2357 01:49:20.119 --> 01:49:20.880 something like. 2358 01:49:20.960 --> 01:49:21.359 It's him. 2359 01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:23.960 He's like, it was the week before Christmas. Not a 2360 01:49:24.039 --> 01:49:28.720 creature was stirring except for you Mark. That's Bar trying 2361 01:49:28.760 --> 01:49:31.000 to find sex with a fifteen year old girl. 2362 01:49:31.119 --> 01:49:33.079 That's Bar, I think, And they were watching it. 2363 01:49:33.119 --> 01:49:34.640 They were watching with him is like did you rehearse that? 2364 01:49:34.640 --> 01:49:35.840 And he was like, I think I might have practiced 2365 01:49:35.840 --> 01:49:38.960 it a couple I know. 2366 01:49:39.079 --> 01:49:41.960 Chris Hansen's like a dick and it like, uh, the 2367 01:49:42.000 --> 01:49:46.199 stuff that he does isn't technically helpful technically apparently because 2368 01:49:46.239 --> 01:49:47.680 like he you know, he just outs people, but he 2369 01:49:48.000 --> 01:49:50.279 makes it. He makes the a he renders the evidence 2370 01:49:50.439 --> 01:49:53.279 useless or something like that. But I can't help, but 2371 01:49:53.479 --> 01:49:56.880 like it, you know, I don't know. I like it's fun, 2372 01:49:57.000 --> 01:49:57.680 like his delivery. 2373 01:49:57.800 --> 01:50:00.399 I like that he's so unassuming and that he does 2374 01:50:00.479 --> 01:50:04.199 this and I don't know, man, it's fine. I can't help, 2375 01:50:04.199 --> 01:50:05.319 but I like it. 2376 01:50:05.439 --> 01:50:14.399 It's fun, except for you pedophile trying to Chota asking 2377 01:50:14.399 --> 01:50:15.720 you aophile? 2378 01:50:16.119 --> 01:50:16.239 Right? 2379 01:50:17.960 --> 01:50:19.520 I love that video of that guy that like they 2380 01:50:19.640 --> 01:50:22.520 that Asian dude where he's like, I sure could use 2381 01:50:22.560 --> 01:50:23.720 a slice of that pizza. 2382 01:50:24.640 --> 01:50:25.880 You know what's a video ragging a maount? 2383 01:50:26.000 --> 01:50:30.279 Yes, Like he he lures the guy and he's like, 2384 01:50:30.520 --> 01:50:32.479 come with pizza or whatever, like it's usually the case 2385 01:50:32.520 --> 01:50:34.399 and like the to catch a predator things, guy comes 2386 01:50:34.439 --> 01:50:35.680 with pizza. I was like, hey, I got pizza, and 2387 01:50:35.760 --> 01:50:38.119 he's like, I really could use a slice. He's like 2388 01:50:38.199 --> 01:50:40.520 genuinely hungry, but he still has to do the He's 2389 01:50:40.560 --> 01:50:43.279 like telling you what, I'll let this whole thing go 2390 01:50:43.520 --> 01:50:46.600 for just a slice of that pizza. But it's like 2391 01:50:46.680 --> 01:50:47.720 the impression is really good. 2392 01:50:47.760 --> 01:50:48.119 I'm doing it. 2393 01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:50.399 I'm not doing it justice. It's a really good video. 2394 01:50:50.399 --> 01:50:52.199 I forget the content creator. I keep seeing him around 2395 01:50:52.319 --> 01:50:54.199 like he's the guy that I recognized when I see him, 2396 01:50:54.199 --> 01:50:56.279 but I never look at the username or yeah. 2397 01:50:57.600 --> 01:50:58.239 It's good stuff. 2398 01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:03.319 I don't even care if you fucked anybody. I'm honestly 2399 01:51:03.479 --> 01:51:06.359 just so hungry. I don't care what you've done. 2400 01:51:06.640 --> 01:51:08.640 Have you guys seen the pedal seen a pedophile finders 2401 01:51:08.640 --> 01:51:10.760 the one that alley oops the guy another dude, and 2402 01:51:10.840 --> 01:51:12.239 the one that throws the guy off like a one 2403 01:51:12.319 --> 01:51:16.279 story fucking full the alley oop is crazy. I saw 2404 01:51:16.319 --> 01:51:18.960 that and I was like, why they do They're like 2405 01:51:19.079 --> 01:51:24.840 brain damage. The guy with a pumpkin getting burst, that's 2406 01:51:24.880 --> 01:51:28.600 a bit of crazy. It's like, yo, that pumpkin is durable. Yeah, 2407 01:51:28.760 --> 01:51:32.840 pumpkins are fucking tough. Early October, that's true. They were. 2408 01:51:33.079 --> 01:51:37.399 They were so strong because I've hit people with pumpkins 2409 01:51:37.399 --> 01:51:39.039 before and they've blown up. It's not at December, but 2410 01:51:39.199 --> 01:51:41.319 unless the frozen bumpet, and they were. They were probably 2411 01:51:41.359 --> 01:51:44.399 hauling a pumpkins phil You fill a pumpkin full of water, 2412 01:51:44.800 --> 01:51:47.840 then you freeze it and you hit somebody with it, 2413 01:51:48.039 --> 01:51:51.279 drop it off a bridge everywhere. Oh my god, I 2414 01:51:51.359 --> 01:51:52.960 did somebody lugging that around? 2415 01:51:54.079 --> 01:51:58.520 I mean pumpkin pedophile right under the bridge with with 2416 01:51:58.640 --> 01:51:59.960 a pungsten cube in the middle. 2417 01:52:00.359 --> 01:52:02.880 That's crazy. I mean it's it's not too far away 2418 01:52:02.920 --> 01:52:06.039 from we used to throw frozen turkeys or the That 2419 01:52:06.199 --> 01:52:09.199 is crazy. That video. That that video, it's a video 2420 01:52:09.239 --> 01:52:11.079 of my brain and I've played it so many times. 2421 01:52:11.720 --> 01:52:14.439 But the idea the ladies head got broken and crushed. 2422 01:52:14.479 --> 01:52:15.039 It's crazy. 2423 01:52:15.119 --> 01:52:18.199 That is so fucking's supposed to be. 2424 01:52:18.760 --> 01:52:24.119 Yeah, people, we talked about that driving all the bacon 2425 01:52:24.159 --> 01:52:24.760 and all the way. 2426 01:52:24.640 --> 01:52:34.119 Home are the memories? Evil people? 2427 01:52:34.199 --> 01:52:41.880 Man Andy Pass made a I C Season Daughter with 2428 01:52:41.920 --> 01:52:43.640 the Old Man Spaghetti Nuts Domination. 2429 01:52:43.960 --> 01:52:46.079 My name's Ross and I feel so attacked by that 2430 01:52:46.199 --> 01:52:46.680 one name. 2431 01:52:47.000 --> 01:52:50.000 How about no you? I think with somebody saying like, uh, 2432 01:52:51.119 --> 01:52:52.640 if your name is Ross, you're gay or something. 2433 01:52:52.720 --> 01:52:53.000 Oh. 2434 01:52:54.399 --> 01:52:56.600 Derek not Chov and his innocent hashtag for him round 2435 01:52:56.640 --> 01:52:59.319 eyed Asian went trick or treating as Sweeney didn't get 2436 01:52:59.359 --> 01:53:03.800 a single tree eat changing the such a terrible costume. 2437 01:53:03.880 --> 01:53:06.640 It's just a black bag guy. Yeah, It's like, what 2438 01:53:06.960 --> 01:53:09.039 are you doing? What are you supposed to be a 2439 01:53:09.199 --> 01:53:15.560 podcast host? He's like, how old are you? Thirty thirty two? Oh, 2440 01:53:15.920 --> 01:53:16.479 that's crazy. 2441 01:53:17.560 --> 01:53:20.439 Chris Bug Chasermaldono changing the plot of death note so 2442 01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:22.840 that the death note doesn't actually work and light is 2443 01:53:22.960 --> 01:53:28.880 just really lucky, awesome premise is like, I like that. 2444 01:53:29.000 --> 01:53:31.800 It's just a complete it's not ritt. 2445 01:53:32.760 --> 01:53:36.880 He's like, this is fake. I'm fake your mind idiots, 2446 01:53:36.880 --> 01:53:38.960 and I put you're giving apples to the wind. There's 2447 01:53:38.960 --> 01:53:44.880 a bunch of rotting apples. Smells dude, this is fucking fake. 2448 01:53:45.159 --> 01:53:48.279 Why would I eat apples retard his bitch ass mom. 2449 01:53:48.279 --> 01:53:50.720 I'm not gonna do nothing about it, not even like this. 2450 01:53:50.920 --> 01:53:52.600 My son's crazy, but I'm not going to say anything. 2451 01:53:52.640 --> 01:53:53.560 I'm scared. 2452 01:53:54.720 --> 01:53:57.840 Noticed such a funny show. It's just like he's such 2453 01:53:58.439 --> 01:54:01.319 a clearest day schools shoot kid, and it's just like 2454 01:54:01.760 --> 01:54:05.520 light yeah, even the world. And it's like imagine walking 2455 01:54:05.560 --> 01:54:07.119 past me when he's like in the middle of those 2456 01:54:07.159 --> 01:54:14.399 monologues and being like, all right, I'm originally from Japan. 2457 01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:17.520 I'm not even gonna be here. How did you change 2458 01:54:17.520 --> 01:54:17.840 your name? 2459 01:54:18.399 --> 01:54:20.840 The original video podcast sucks? 2460 01:54:21.079 --> 01:54:23.560 What are you talking about? What if? What if light 2461 01:54:24.199 --> 01:54:25.920 it was gonna kill you but you changed your name? 2462 01:54:26.159 --> 01:54:26.359 Oh? 2463 01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:29.880 I don't think that would still work. It's still because 2464 01:54:29.880 --> 01:54:31.119 you're ultimately still that person. 2465 01:54:31.640 --> 01:54:34.039 But if you're not anymore? What if what if you 2466 01:54:34.239 --> 01:54:36.359 also change your name and change most of your life. 2467 01:54:36.479 --> 01:54:39.680 I don't think the death note cares about governmental designation, 2468 01:54:39.760 --> 01:54:41.439 But then why would care about names in the first place, 2469 01:54:41.479 --> 01:54:42.800 Because I think it's more of a spiritual thing. 2470 01:54:42.840 --> 01:54:45.159 I think you still like you you? What if you 2471 01:54:45.239 --> 01:54:46.640 are not? Like? What if you get amnesia and you 2472 01:54:46.720 --> 01:54:50.359 are effectively not yourself anymore? He's a fucking names. 2473 01:54:54.039 --> 01:54:57.760 Fellow American. Hold my Obama LISC look up Obama Library. 2474 01:54:57.800 --> 01:54:59.640 Oh yeah, that's right. He does have a that's right, 2475 01:55:00.399 --> 01:55:01.720 his presidential library. 2476 01:55:02.079 --> 01:55:02.319 It's like this. 2477 01:55:02.920 --> 01:55:05.680 It looks like a Forerunner installation. It looks like a 2478 01:55:05.720 --> 01:55:08.319 building you'd come and walk up on hand at amount 2479 01:55:08.319 --> 01:55:11.279 of books. No, it's I mean, maybe I don't what 2480 01:55:11.479 --> 01:55:13.920 is the presidential library for. It's not just for the 2481 01:55:13.960 --> 01:55:16.720 president's favorite books, is it. It's just it's just a 2482 01:55:16.760 --> 01:55:19.239 bunch of like history about the president. But like the build, 2483 01:55:19.279 --> 01:55:21.359 look up Obama's Presidential Library is I swear to god 2484 01:55:21.359 --> 01:55:23.560 it looks like something you would come across in like Halo. 2485 01:55:24.119 --> 01:55:25.600 It looks like a fore Runner building that you'd be like, 2486 01:55:25.640 --> 01:55:26.399 what the fuck is in here? 2487 01:55:27.119 --> 01:55:27.439 I want? What? 2488 01:55:27.439 --> 01:55:27.760 I wonder? 2489 01:55:27.760 --> 01:55:28.560 What I wonder? 2490 01:55:28.600 --> 01:55:31.000 What life forms exist in this building? Right? 2491 01:55:31.039 --> 01:55:34.239 It's just like it's brutalist. You know that architecture just 2492 01:55:34.319 --> 01:55:36.640 looks weird. Does it not look like that? 2493 01:55:36.840 --> 01:55:38.279 It looks like do an architecture. 2494 01:55:38.840 --> 01:55:41.159 Yeah, I'm telling you, dude, it looks like it looks 2495 01:55:41.199 --> 01:55:41.399 like a. 2496 01:55:43.159 --> 01:55:46.479 Nerd. Loo, I'm a nerd in black imagine. 2497 01:55:46.680 --> 01:55:51.560 I like brutalism, like the architecture of the Jiral Hannae. 2498 01:55:52.720 --> 01:55:59.119 What a what are you saying? You know? Look, where's 2499 01:55:59.159 --> 01:56:00.079 that sataraq. 2500 01:55:59.720 --> 01:56:03.239 Well all on out. 2501 01:56:05.920 --> 01:56:08.279 Laughing a lot. I can't wait for a lot of 2502 01:56:08.439 --> 01:56:10.159 finally kill all the infidels, have anything. 2503 01:56:10.239 --> 01:56:14.359 I was like, uh, it's like an impression of U 2504 01:56:15.119 --> 01:56:18.439 uh Barack Obama as a turtle getting kicked out of 2505 01:56:18.479 --> 01:56:18.840 his house. 2506 01:56:19.600 --> 01:56:20.000 Have you seen it? 2507 01:56:20.079 --> 01:56:22.720 He's like, Michelle. 2508 01:56:24.199 --> 01:56:29.840 My shell. That is a really good joke. 2509 01:56:30.039 --> 01:56:31.840 That was pretty good joke. 2510 01:56:31.880 --> 01:56:33.800 It's a good joke, man. Thank you. I mean I 2511 01:56:33.800 --> 01:56:35.760 didn't come up with I hate him. I'm not praising you. 2512 01:56:35.800 --> 01:56:36.439 I'm praising the joke. 2513 01:56:37.239 --> 01:56:41.159 Really good joke, Thank you, Thank you. Blonde blue German 2514 01:56:41.239 --> 01:56:43.279 man campaigning to make Pokemon t D again. Why is 2515 01:56:43.319 --> 01:56:45.960 Japan's new Prime Minister Loki giving cart titan? 2516 01:56:47.119 --> 01:56:48.520 That is what is he doing? 2517 01:56:48.960 --> 01:56:51.520 Give Loki giving the car titan? He's giving I don't 2518 01:56:51.520 --> 01:56:52.159 know what a car titan? 2519 01:56:53.039 --> 01:56:55.880 Who's a car titan? He does? Yeah, her minister, They say, 2520 01:56:55.920 --> 01:56:56.720 he looks at the car titan? 2521 01:56:56.880 --> 01:56:57.840 What is it? What is a car titan? 2522 01:56:57.920 --> 01:57:00.079 And on titan there's one titan a squad pedal and 2523 01:57:00.159 --> 01:57:02.119 it looks like a character around. 2524 01:57:02.079 --> 01:57:05.359 It looks like the is like there's a there's a 2525 01:57:05.439 --> 01:57:07.880 weird there's a girl from Night and I fiance. This 2526 01:57:08.000 --> 01:57:10.159 girl's sister looks like the cart Titan, Like, straight up, 2527 01:57:10.199 --> 01:57:11.600 what does it already know what this character is? 2528 01:57:12.000 --> 01:57:15.439 It's a cart Titan, man, my god. Yeah, yeah, the 2529 01:57:15.560 --> 01:57:17.239 fuck I hate this. You should. 2530 01:57:17.399 --> 01:57:19.239 I wish I could look up because I don't remember 2531 01:57:19.279 --> 01:57:20.800 her sister's name, but I would show you the show 2532 01:57:20.880 --> 01:57:21.399 because I was like. 2533 01:57:21.439 --> 01:57:23.640 Oh, this is the cart Titan. That's crazy. There's a 2534 01:57:23.640 --> 01:57:25.720 lot of interesting builds of human Yeah. Yeah. 2535 01:57:25.920 --> 01:57:28.399 I still never forget the video that that lady that 2536 01:57:28.439 --> 01:57:30.279 looks like the profit of regret that we found that ship. 2537 01:57:30.319 --> 01:57:32.479 I wish we could find that video shit killed because I. 2538 01:57:32.560 --> 01:57:34.560 Said it immediately, like what are you talking? Oh? 2539 01:57:36.000 --> 01:57:38.479 It was clear as that, like to the point where 2540 01:57:38.600 --> 01:57:41.239 like if you hadn't said that, it would have still 2541 01:57:41.239 --> 01:57:42.680 been the first thing that came to mind. If I 2542 01:57:42.800 --> 01:57:44.439 saw that picture with no context, I would have be like, 2543 01:57:44.479 --> 01:57:46.560 that's the profit of regret. It's not even the profit 2544 01:57:46.600 --> 01:57:49.359 of truth, not the prophet of per specifically the profit 2545 01:57:49.399 --> 01:57:49.800 of regret. 2546 01:57:50.039 --> 01:57:50.520 God damn. 2547 01:57:50.600 --> 01:57:53.760 I want femboy clown now with honked boys. 2548 01:57:53.800 --> 01:57:55.720 I want to be the spirit of vengeance in swings 2549 01:57:55.800 --> 01:57:58.640 balls skin come at the end of a pee hole. 2550 01:58:05.159 --> 01:58:07.640 People like that show so much, and I just don't get, like, 2551 01:58:07.760 --> 01:58:10.640 I get why people like it. Man, it was good 2552 01:58:10.760 --> 01:58:13.600 to me. I think I think I think they missed. 2553 01:58:13.880 --> 01:58:17.800 They miss the whole part that makes the ending the 2554 01:58:17.960 --> 01:58:21.000 endings ask no matter what, but like what makes the 2555 01:58:21.239 --> 01:58:25.920 ending kind of conceivable? They just remove it. I'm gonna 2556 01:58:25.920 --> 01:58:27.239 get you you wait, I'm gonna bit you. 2557 01:58:27.640 --> 01:58:29.800 Wait a hammer. 2558 01:58:31.640 --> 01:58:36.119 I'm gonna get you when I get you, Ricky, I 2559 01:58:36.199 --> 01:58:38.920 hope Ricky never got that guy. Man who's Ricky? There 2560 01:58:39.000 --> 01:58:51.000 was some guy just like Berwick, bro Zilla. 2561 01:58:50.920 --> 01:58:58.399 Versus back Cocks and crack Rocks, strong, gay master be 2562 01:58:58.560 --> 01:59:01.800 like sir, finishing this dude, the male gaze, Nasis, Greek, 2563 01:59:01.840 --> 01:59:02.119 out of the. 2564 01:59:02.119 --> 01:59:12.520 Earth like stone Cold. So say what you want about 2565 01:59:12.800 --> 01:59:13.680 say what you want about Kanye. 2566 01:59:13.720 --> 01:59:15.039 At least he was the first person ever called and 2567 01:59:15.079 --> 01:59:15.600 then yeah Who. 2568 01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:16.640 I don't think that's true. 2569 01:59:18.199 --> 01:59:18.479 Person. 2570 01:59:19.319 --> 01:59:22.680 I'm pretty sure my granddad's when I was engaged. 2571 01:59:22.239 --> 01:59:23.920 I've been hearing negative things about then, Yeah Who. My 2572 01:59:24.079 --> 01:59:26.439 entire life is like my entire cognizant life. I remember 2573 01:59:26.520 --> 01:59:28.279 on the news I would hear like bad, bad shit 2574 01:59:28.279 --> 01:59:31.039 about him. That's back when most people liked him or 2575 01:59:31.119 --> 01:59:33.000 like most people, or at the very least, we're like, 2576 01:59:33.079 --> 01:59:36.279 you know, they can't. We're indifferent to the point where I. 2577 01:59:36.319 --> 01:59:39.600 Think people disliked him. I think people genuinely people pay 2578 01:59:39.640 --> 01:59:43.119 Pogic did not like him back then either, people kind 2579 01:59:43.159 --> 01:59:44.439 of like, you're still dangerous. 2580 01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:47.239 But now yeah, he got that other he got that 2581 01:59:47.319 --> 01:59:48.279 other guy assassinated. 2582 01:59:49.399 --> 01:59:52.039 He's like, I just if you don't like me, you 2583 01:59:52.079 --> 01:59:55.239 hate moxi ball soup, And it's like, no, I just 2584 01:59:55.279 --> 01:59:55.560 hate you. 2585 01:59:55.760 --> 01:59:57.920 The narrative that it is crazy, that that's a real 2586 01:59:58.039 --> 02:00:00.800 narrative that people actually earnestly believe. Like it's like, oh, 2587 02:00:00.920 --> 02:00:05.520 you can't criticize the government without criticizing the the the 2588 02:00:06.720 --> 02:00:07.239 ethnic group. 2589 02:00:07.239 --> 02:00:08.720 And it's like, are you. I don't know how to 2590 02:00:08.800 --> 02:00:11.479 even converse with the person who believes that that is 2591 02:00:12.039 --> 02:00:16.199 so that is so irresponsible, it's so stupid. 2592 02:00:16.800 --> 02:00:18.880 It literally is like a first grade like that's the 2593 02:00:19.000 --> 02:00:21.560 kind of thing. That's the kind of thing the slow 2594 02:00:21.680 --> 02:00:23.039 kid says, not. 2595 02:00:23.159 --> 02:00:25.399 Even not even that's the kid of the kid. That's 2596 02:00:25.399 --> 02:00:26.960 the that's the thing that the guy that read a 2597 02:00:27.359 --> 02:00:31.199 chapter of a book says one chapter even finished reading, 2598 02:00:31.279 --> 02:00:38.560 I read the forward, read the forward. That's crazy I 2599 02:00:38.640 --> 02:00:39.439 read the back of the book. 2600 02:00:40.119 --> 02:00:41.640 I read the back and tells me everything I need 2601 02:00:41.720 --> 02:00:41.840 to know. 2602 02:00:43.479 --> 02:00:45.359 I've definitely done a book report by reading the back 2603 02:00:45.720 --> 02:00:49.359 to be there. I yes, for sure, definitely Like early 2604 02:00:49.439 --> 02:00:51.359 high school, when I'm like I'm trying to get laid, 2605 02:00:51.399 --> 02:00:54.079 I don't give a funk about summer reading, suck all 2606 02:00:54.159 --> 02:00:57.960 of my dick. Summer reading was always like the fact 2607 02:00:57.960 --> 02:00:59.399 that they had the nerve to give you summer reading. 2608 02:00:59.439 --> 02:01:01.640 It's crazy. It's that of having better curriculums in school. 2609 02:01:01.720 --> 02:01:01.880 I know. 2610 02:01:02.159 --> 02:01:03.600 Isn't that wild? Isn't that insane? 2611 02:01:03.680 --> 02:01:06.039 It's infuriating to be forced to like because it was 2612 02:01:06.359 --> 02:01:07.880 like always like a When I was going to school, 2613 02:01:07.880 --> 02:01:09.439 it was always like a preset list of books the 2614 02:01:09.479 --> 02:01:11.279 other trees from, so you couldn't read just what you wanted. 2615 02:01:11.680 --> 02:01:13.479 I remember being like, this blows vic. 2616 02:01:13.640 --> 02:01:15.199 What's green? 2617 02:01:15.319 --> 02:01:16.399 Is Cheney dead as fucked? 2618 02:01:16.560 --> 02:01:18.720 So much curriculum needs to change, it's insane. 2619 02:01:18.920 --> 02:01:21.560 Say what you want about Oh, I said that big meat. 2620 02:01:21.600 --> 02:01:23.920 He's things Gerald dump shart of the deal, gay sex 2621 02:01:24.039 --> 02:01:27.279 be hype even more, come on, guys, gay actor rose 2622 02:01:27.279 --> 02:01:29.560 but delicious. I'm rich enough to say slurs. Sorry, I can't. 2623 02:01:29.560 --> 02:01:31.199 I had a burrito. Would you rather suck Garrisson to 2624 02:01:31.199 --> 02:01:33.640 complete it? Or kiss Miranda in the mouth? Heath reminded 2625 02:01:33.680 --> 02:01:36.039 of a U gi Oh card Kids The Real Kingsey 2626 02:01:36.039 --> 02:01:37.640 and Jamison. He went missing in two thousand and five. 2627 02:01:38.039 --> 02:01:41.279 Was Derek Straight for Halloween? Team Jacob or Team Nword? 2628 02:01:41.760 --> 02:01:44.039 John Otto take him to the Matthews Bridge. Bruce Willis 2629 02:01:44.119 --> 02:01:48.319 is really dying hard right now, shaking my head, really 2630 02:01:48.399 --> 02:01:48.880 dying hard? 2631 02:01:49.000 --> 02:01:53.680 Is a crazy? Really such a crazy that is really 2632 02:01:53.800 --> 02:01:54.239 fucked up? 2633 02:01:54.880 --> 02:01:55.840 Never come to my head. 2634 02:01:55.920 --> 02:01:59.479 I can't believe it. Thought about it. I like that guy. 2635 02:01:59.520 --> 02:02:04.560 I guess I get she's a fuck. He's had some 2636 02:02:05.279 --> 02:02:08.640 he's had some wild political takes. Actually, I like, yeah, 2637 02:02:08.640 --> 02:02:13.560 I like I love not knowing that. Yeah, KEEPING like, yeah, 2638 02:02:13.600 --> 02:02:14.880 that's what I want to not know that. 2639 02:02:15.000 --> 02:02:19.159 Didn't we say specifically that he thought gays were scary 2640 02:02:19.880 --> 02:02:21.279 and he said scary with a W. 2641 02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:26.840 He is scary, Like I say, gays are scary? Scary? 2642 02:02:27.000 --> 02:02:34.479 Gays scale dying hard, scy nine inched Males in k 2643 02:02:34.720 --> 02:02:37.279 and the Butt sex Guy Ea Sports in the Sand, 2644 02:02:37.800 --> 02:02:41.359 shaming ops till they're deranged and drooling November nineteenth, twenty 2645 02:02:41.399 --> 02:02:41.880 twenty six. 2646 02:02:42.000 --> 02:02:44.880 Lol La Maau even what. I don't like that. I 2647 02:02:44.920 --> 02:02:45.720 don't like that at all. 2648 02:02:46.520 --> 02:02:51.680 November nineteenth, Oh man, that's four days after the Halo 2649 02:02:51.720 --> 02:02:52.520 remakes gonna come out. 2650 02:02:52.560 --> 02:02:52.960 I bet. 2651 02:02:55.439 --> 02:02:58.159 God damn it, Chris, your two brain cells racing for 2652 02:02:58.239 --> 02:02:59.119 the third place. 2653 02:02:58.960 --> 02:03:02.720 Swen, I don't know my brain cell slow. I don't 2654 02:03:02.720 --> 02:03:04.640 know what that means. Oh, I get it. 2655 02:03:05.399 --> 02:03:10.560 A million beers A million billion beers cardboard by Department 2656 02:03:10.640 --> 02:03:13.079 of Ward. The podcast was dedicated to the Brave Hell 2657 02:03:13.119 --> 02:03:16.920 Divers of oshaw O'shawnee. I've played Hell Divers in a 2658 02:03:17.000 --> 02:03:17.520 long time. 2659 02:03:17.439 --> 02:03:19.079 So I'm like that game was crazy. Bro. 2660 02:03:19.279 --> 02:03:20.680 It's a fun game. It's a good game. I just 2661 02:03:20.760 --> 02:03:21.279 have to play more. 2662 02:03:21.439 --> 02:03:21.680 Ship. 2663 02:03:21.880 --> 02:03:24.199 It was just I don't know, man, I remember what 2664 02:03:24.319 --> 02:03:26.319 was it, Malevlon Creek. I think was the big one, 2665 02:03:26.680 --> 02:03:32.279 Heck Divers. Heck Divers. That's like the rated T. I 2666 02:03:32.319 --> 02:03:32.920 think it is rated T. 2667 02:03:33.000 --> 02:03:35.399 Actually I'm not. I'm not sure. I don't know either. Act. 2668 02:03:36.760 --> 02:03:38.399 It feels like an emorated game for some reason, but 2669 02:03:38.439 --> 02:03:40.960 like it also, I don't I can't point any it 2670 02:03:41.079 --> 02:03:43.640 being like crazy enough to game. 2671 02:03:44.359 --> 02:03:49.199 Hell Divers was rated T for tits is probably hyper 2672 02:03:49.279 --> 02:03:55.159 violent rated TEA for immaculate tushy read a tea for trance. Hell, 2673 02:03:57.159 --> 02:03:58.920 that's what that's what the fucking that's what the fucking 2674 02:03:58.960 --> 02:04:00.920 anti woke people think it was going on. No, the 2675 02:04:01.000 --> 02:04:04.880 bugs are turning you fucking queerd. Fucking a woman looking 2676 02:04:04.960 --> 02:04:09.199 to gay staff. Power to the gears, power to the 2677 02:04:09.319 --> 02:04:09.880 gay people. 2678 02:04:11.039 --> 02:04:14.600 Oh it is rated them, Okay, I can't really. I'm 2679 02:04:14.640 --> 02:04:16.600 saying why really, because there's no real. 2680 02:04:16.479 --> 02:04:19.840 Blood in it. There's immense violence. Is there blood though? 2681 02:04:20.039 --> 02:04:21.439 But there's immense violence. 2682 02:04:22.319 --> 02:04:24.680 There's Halo gans that are rated tea. But Halo is 2683 02:04:24.720 --> 02:04:27.800 not like diverse, I mean kind, I mean sort of. Yeah, 2684 02:04:28.239 --> 02:04:30.279 it's it's it's significantly less graphic. 2685 02:04:30.640 --> 02:04:31.439 I don't know if it is. 2686 02:04:31.520 --> 02:04:34.319 I don't know of any. Is there like dis memberment 2687 02:04:34.359 --> 02:04:35.800 and hell divers? I can't remember, yes? 2688 02:04:36.239 --> 02:04:39.399 Is there? Yeah? You blow you blow parts of their 2689 02:04:39.439 --> 02:04:42.000 heads off? I yeah, I guess, I don't know. 2690 02:04:42.000 --> 02:04:43.359 I have to replay it. I don't really remember. 2691 02:04:43.359 --> 02:04:45.840 It's the way it's it's like I don't remember feeling. 2692 02:04:45.600 --> 02:04:48.439 Gory at all. It's like maybe you can't get your 2693 02:04:48.520 --> 02:04:49.600 arms blown off, and I just don't remember. 2694 02:04:49.720 --> 02:04:52.960 Like in the Predator movies, right, those movies are extraordinary. 2695 02:04:53.000 --> 02:04:54.640 Like I want to sell my nephew those movies, but 2696 02:04:54.720 --> 02:04:56.640 I can't because they're horrifyingly violent. 2697 02:04:56.720 --> 02:04:58.119 What the documentaries about Jared? 2698 02:04:58.840 --> 02:04:59.920 No, just just the Predator. 2699 02:05:00.319 --> 02:05:05.159 Oh the franchise, Press franchise. Sorry, I just understood the 2700 02:05:05.239 --> 02:05:06.840 podcast is that he gave the brave hell that Okay, 2701 02:05:06.880 --> 02:05:08.760 bleed it out. I beat him off, sucked his wiener 2702 02:05:08.880 --> 02:05:09.960 and you're calling me gay? 2703 02:05:10.880 --> 02:05:11.000 Uh? 2704 02:05:11.680 --> 02:05:18.840 Rated M for Mandingo, rated M for memory Mom, Milky 2705 02:05:20.239 --> 02:05:23.760 Milker for Milkers. 2706 02:05:24.560 --> 02:05:26.640 What god damn? 2707 02:05:28.199 --> 02:05:30.840 What is that? Magical? Black people? 2708 02:05:32.800 --> 02:05:34.720 I hate it even more. I hate it even more 2709 02:05:34.760 --> 02:05:36.800 than I thought I would. It's a chainsaw Man movie. 2710 02:05:36.880 --> 02:05:39.800 Was absolute cinema. Everyone tapping now cock cheese crumbs? 2711 02:05:39.920 --> 02:05:43.000 Good? Oh, I can't do. Only watched a couple of 2712 02:05:43.079 --> 02:05:48.119 episodes that goofy little thing Justino. 2713 02:05:50.800 --> 02:05:53.039 That's the complaint that you have about anime is always 2714 02:05:53.039 --> 02:05:55.399 a character that there's always most they always got to 2715 02:05:55.399 --> 02:05:57.800 put in there, So I'm glad. And dragon Ball, like 2716 02:05:57.880 --> 02:06:00.399 those kinds of characters are really like you're you're in 2717 02:06:00.439 --> 02:06:02.840 dragon Ball dragon Ball and dragon Ball is either kind 2718 02:06:02.840 --> 02:06:05.159 of in it, but they're like so relegated to the back. 2719 02:06:05.840 --> 02:06:11.119 They're not saying poor and freaking. They're relegated to staying 2720 02:06:11.119 --> 02:06:15.760 out of his You're not gonna bring I was gonna 2721 02:06:15.760 --> 02:06:18.000 get murdered by myself, is gonna kill him on purpose? 2722 02:06:18.039 --> 02:06:20.239 I do like that that world got so hyper dangerous 2723 02:06:20.319 --> 02:06:23.760 that like the cute characters canonically were just not safe anywhere. 2724 02:06:24.159 --> 02:06:25.039 It was very funny. 2725 02:06:25.039 --> 02:06:27.359 It don't bring chiut suit of things like that. He's 2726 02:06:27.479 --> 02:06:31.520 gonna get killed and and he can't come back, so 2727 02:06:31.680 --> 02:06:34.199 we're not gonna break out. God's not gonna give his 2728 02:06:34.319 --> 02:06:36.920 divine energy to chout super him to come back. You 2729 02:06:37.000 --> 02:06:38.279 can't bring. He couldn't do. 2730 02:06:38.439 --> 02:06:43.640 He couldn't scratch anyone like that. Even the wildest killed himself. 2731 02:06:43.760 --> 02:06:47.319 And then it was like literally Naples, like huh, it was. 2732 02:06:47.399 --> 02:06:49.640 Like suicide momb someone and just. 2733 02:06:53.159 --> 02:06:56.520 He says Chinaman for some reason he knows he knows 2734 02:06:56.760 --> 02:06:59.600 the connotation and said it to hurt people. He's a 2735 02:06:59.680 --> 02:07:02.640 space nazi. Do you look a little on my back? 2736 02:07:03.159 --> 02:07:05.000 Drink me and my cocks over flowing with wee wee juice. 2737 02:07:05.000 --> 02:07:09.600 Please drink some of me. The art of Napa going 2738 02:07:09.600 --> 02:07:14.960 super Saiyan, it's so stupid. 2739 02:07:15.479 --> 02:07:17.760 I feel like his head should get really big. 2740 02:07:19.920 --> 02:07:21.720 I feel it should be a phantom There should be 2741 02:07:21.800 --> 02:07:26.760 phantom hair there, you know, it should be his head 2742 02:07:26.800 --> 02:07:28.920 becomes spiky and like skin. 2743 02:07:30.640 --> 02:07:33.880 Somebody, somebody dress super said Napa right now with like 2744 02:07:34.000 --> 02:07:35.479 spiky skinhead. 2745 02:07:35.159 --> 02:07:37.319 Really bothers me, right, is that they're like, oh, full 2746 02:07:37.399 --> 02:07:40.680 blood Saints hair doesn't change. But then but then no, 2747 02:07:40.840 --> 02:07:43.359 but literally Vegeta's hair has changed from when he was 2748 02:07:43.359 --> 02:07:44.560 a little kid to what you know, But. 2749 02:07:44.600 --> 02:07:46.640 That's that You could argue that that's like just art style, 2750 02:07:47.159 --> 02:07:50.680 like Napa straight up had hair, yeah, you know, like 2751 02:07:50.960 --> 02:07:52.359 in the back and like or in. 2752 02:07:52.399 --> 02:07:54.319 The flashbacks and the see that Napa is a hybrid, 2753 02:07:54.399 --> 02:07:57.560 then't has to be that. But I mean the reality 2754 02:07:57.640 --> 02:07:59.119 is like they didn't they they're just making it up. 2755 02:08:02.079 --> 02:08:04.119 They talking about hybrids in the beginning of the series. 2756 02:08:04.159 --> 02:08:06.279 But it's like, so what I love. 2757 02:08:06.239 --> 02:08:10.279 Watching Jack Jugar clips because he's always so indignant. He's 2758 02:08:10.319 --> 02:08:13.119 like the most indignant person I've ever seen. He's always like, you're. 2759 02:08:13.239 --> 02:08:15.439 Pathetic, you're putting what's wrong? 2760 02:08:15.920 --> 02:08:17.800 You see that clip recently of him like talking to 2761 02:08:17.880 --> 02:08:20.000 that lady where he's like, I can't remember they're debating 2762 02:08:20.079 --> 02:08:22.039 Israel or something. It's like, why are you bringing what oh, 2763 02:08:22.159 --> 02:08:24.880 Stephen Miller's wife or whatever where she threatened to get 2764 02:08:24.960 --> 02:08:28.680 him deported. Oh whatever, He's like, you're he's like he 2765 02:08:28.680 --> 02:08:31.800 has so much like here, there's a lot of stank 2766 02:08:32.279 --> 02:08:32.520 on it. 2767 02:08:32.840 --> 02:08:36.079 No matter what he says, it's angry, sarcastic man. Even 2768 02:08:36.119 --> 02:08:39.319 when he's being talking normal, he still has to be 2769 02:08:39.600 --> 02:08:41.960 kind of like an asshole about it. Yeah, like, oh, 2770 02:08:42.199 --> 02:08:44.840 this thig happened, and it's like, dude, is this is good? 2771 02:08:44.920 --> 02:08:46.239 You see? God? He won? 2772 02:08:46.600 --> 02:08:48.359 You said a video of him at the airport like 2773 02:08:48.399 --> 02:08:52.000 all those years ago, uh like uh, being angry at 2774 02:08:52.319 --> 02:08:53.880 his like got like the late or whatever. No. 2775 02:08:54.479 --> 02:08:55.199 I love that video. 2776 02:08:55.319 --> 02:08:58.079 It's it makes him look terrible, but he's just he's 2777 02:08:58.119 --> 02:09:00.640 just bending out. He's like, you guys are ful And 2778 02:09:00.680 --> 02:09:02.439 he doesn't say that it's specifically, but it's like, babe, 2779 02:09:02.680 --> 02:09:05.359 it's that energy. Yeah, where he's like he's making life 2780 02:09:05.399 --> 02:09:07.199 so hard for these like people who didn't do anything. 2781 02:09:07.239 --> 02:09:10.079 You know that if you don't, you put Hi from 2782 02:09:10.079 --> 02:09:12.439 the backyard hungry enough goon, devil the man without com 2783 02:09:12.920 --> 02:09:16.359 Just so you know, Swing has true sight and that's 2784 02:09:16.359 --> 02:09:22.279 why he can see his dad uh uha's fat gock. Yes, 2785 02:09:22.760 --> 02:09:24.439 and at tre eight's I don't know. 2786 02:09:24.840 --> 02:09:28.239 I don't know. She's a long, long descendant of Paula 2787 02:09:28.279 --> 02:09:30.720 Treads from doing No. She's like I would not have been. 2788 02:09:31.159 --> 02:09:34.359 She's like three four thousand years later and she got 2789 02:09:34.399 --> 02:09:37.079 a big dick. I don't think she has a most 2790 02:09:37.119 --> 02:09:39.720 stable UIE five game is racing cross worlds. 2791 02:09:40.640 --> 02:09:43.279 Notice his bulge's oh what's this halo? Is by killing Muslims? 2792 02:09:43.279 --> 02:09:45.960 Who his husband Smitchy, the Smitchy recognizing wreck of the 2793 02:09:46.079 --> 02:09:52.800 Edmund Fitzgerald Truman. Calcastis is the goat Missus Piggy running 2794 02:09:52.800 --> 02:09:56.880 a train on kermitting any words, hamster and a sock 2795 02:09:56.920 --> 02:09:58.880 is now plus five after extensive use of reforming the 2796 02:09:58.960 --> 02:10:02.680 Battalion of Dave, San Patricio and Venezuela for the Latina's yush. 2797 02:10:03.199 --> 02:10:07.039 Oh my god, oh god, I just realized how hungry 2798 02:10:07.039 --> 02:10:09.479 I was. I was thinking of a what's that guy's name? Woucher? 2799 02:10:09.640 --> 02:10:12.520 What was Rushe? What was his name? Yeah? Every time 2800 02:10:12.560 --> 02:10:13.960 I hear that name, I think of that. I haven't 2801 02:10:13.960 --> 02:10:15.119 thought about him in a long. 2802 02:10:16.600 --> 02:10:20.119 Was like he's like a man sphere kind of guy's artist. 2803 02:10:20.159 --> 02:10:22.399 I think he was trying to be what. 2804 02:10:22.479 --> 02:10:22.960 Did he say? 2805 02:10:23.199 --> 02:10:28.119 Uh uh female butt obsession leads to homosexuality. 2806 02:10:28.159 --> 02:10:30.880 Oh yeah, that's right. There's there's a there's a thread. 2807 02:10:31.199 --> 02:10:37.520 I could not disagree. I think male at least the homosexuality. 2808 02:10:37.600 --> 02:10:39.920 I think like, but so you'd be that's it. 2809 02:10:40.199 --> 02:10:42.079 They're just like, it's just one of those weirdos that 2810 02:10:42.119 --> 02:10:43.920 are like, oh, if you like anything about an atist, 2811 02:10:43.960 --> 02:10:45.720 that means you're thinking about fucking guys in the ass. 2812 02:10:45.760 --> 02:10:50.039 I'm like, no, you are about you, and that's you. Brother, 2813 02:10:50.279 --> 02:10:52.479 I've not thought about that. Only you thought about that. 2814 02:10:52.680 --> 02:10:56.000 Why don't I fuck a man like Derek's Bruce Willis 2815 02:10:56.039 --> 02:10:57.560 impression gets in eleven out of ten. 2816 02:10:57.680 --> 02:11:00.279 Oh yeah, thank you? Oh no, not me. I never 2817 02:11:00.439 --> 02:11:02.840 gave my whole your face to face with the man 2818 02:11:02.920 --> 02:11:05.399 who sucks offt shows dune and. 2819 02:11:08.520 --> 02:11:12.800 Very cool. Yeah, uh, y'all ever pissed green instead of 2820 02:11:12.840 --> 02:11:15.800 black like it usually is. Yeah, Craig the Canadian is 2821 02:11:15.840 --> 02:11:20.640 deadly Queen. Deadly Queen has already entered your ass. Third 2822 02:11:20.720 --> 02:11:23.079 bomb bites, bites the dick. 2823 02:11:23.680 --> 02:11:28.439 Another one bites his cock. Yeah, blow, then another one blown. 2824 02:11:28.560 --> 02:11:31.560 Another one blows the cock. Hey, hey are. 2825 02:11:33.600 --> 02:11:34.960 I would be like, hey, you're gonna blow you to 2826 02:11:35.159 --> 02:11:37.880 another one Yeah, I haven't heard that song in a 2827 02:11:37.920 --> 02:11:38.239 lot of time. 2828 02:11:38.319 --> 02:11:42.399 That baseline sounds gay too, Like I like it, literally 2829 02:11:43.119 --> 02:11:46.520 it is gay. It sounds to me, it really does. 2830 02:11:47.319 --> 02:11:48.000 It feels funky. 2831 02:11:48.640 --> 02:11:51.840 Yeah, exactly exactly. I mean it's it's not exactly straight. 2832 02:11:52.279 --> 02:11:55.920 It's funk gay. It sounds not particularly is gay, but 2833 02:11:56.159 --> 02:11:58.680 like like gays live in fun. 2834 02:11:58.720 --> 02:11:59.760 I think it's like seventy percent. 2835 02:12:00.319 --> 02:12:01.920 I don't think funk is really that gay. 2836 02:12:02.199 --> 02:12:05.239 I would think that because you're gay, dude, but I 2837 02:12:05.279 --> 02:12:07.359 would know better because I'm gay. If I knew no, 2838 02:12:07.479 --> 02:12:09.000 because you just think it's normally. You didn't even think 2839 02:12:09.000 --> 02:12:10.760 of it as gay. You think of it as default. 2840 02:12:12.159 --> 02:12:14.319 I don't think of funk as gay. I think of 2841 02:12:14.439 --> 02:12:15.359 white funk is gay. 2842 02:12:15.439 --> 02:12:18.399 It literally rhymes. It literally rhymes funk gay. 2843 02:12:19.279 --> 02:12:24.159 White funk is different. What is white funk? That? And 2844 02:12:24.359 --> 02:12:29.760 then another one like that. It's not like stuff like 2845 02:12:29.840 --> 02:12:32.159 that like that was you know, because that's a funky 2846 02:12:32.199 --> 02:12:34.520 ass song. Yeah for sure, you know what I mean, Like, 2847 02:12:34.880 --> 02:12:37.359 I know they're gay, the ones that made another one 2848 02:12:37.439 --> 02:12:40.039 bites the dust because you know they sucked dick. But 2849 02:12:40.640 --> 02:12:44.640 he's that fine. Get Queen is Queen is gay. 2850 02:12:45.279 --> 02:12:49.880 Queen is Freddy Mercury is gay and by proxy they're 2851 02:12:49.920 --> 02:12:52.920 Gayddy's gay. I don't know if Brian May is gay. 2852 02:12:53.000 --> 02:12:54.399 I don't know if he's He may not be gay, 2853 02:12:54.479 --> 02:12:56.520 but Queen is gay. Was made to be gay. They 2854 02:12:56.760 --> 02:13:04.840 he forced him to be gay to be grad Grock. 2855 02:13:04.960 --> 02:13:05.520 Is this true? 2856 02:13:07.079 --> 02:13:09.920 Game shot? Yeah, game shot coming. Chris changed your name. 2857 02:13:09.960 --> 02:13:13.560 It's your boy, Shawne d minstrel blackface in the Big 2858 02:13:13.640 --> 02:13:14.319 twenty twenty five. 2859 02:13:14.439 --> 02:13:16.800 You know Quasi Moto predicted this. Did you see the girl, 2860 02:13:16.960 --> 02:13:18.840 that girl that did the black face? She was wilding out? 2861 02:13:18.840 --> 02:13:19.279 What's her name? 2862 02:13:19.600 --> 02:13:20.199 I don't know, man. 2863 02:13:20.479 --> 02:13:24.840 Something was a lot of that sounds like a lot 2864 02:13:24.840 --> 02:13:25.159 of people. 2865 02:13:25.239 --> 02:13:29.560 One that was Brittany VINTI did one. She was Oh yeah, 2866 02:13:29.760 --> 02:13:32.479 I saw her around that she he will not divide us. 2867 02:13:32.600 --> 02:13:34.159 She stopped. She was she was at the. 2868 02:13:36.079 --> 02:13:39.199 Camera, the camera thing and around the guy that was 2869 02:13:39.279 --> 02:13:41.319 played the snake eater who was doing a live rendition 2870 02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:41.520 of that. 2871 02:13:41.760 --> 02:13:43.560 Remember, oh yeah, I do remember. He was about this 2872 02:13:43.720 --> 02:13:45.359 was a funny. That was a funny fucking thing. 2873 02:13:45.520 --> 02:13:47.359 That was fun I missed dumb shit like that. Miss 2874 02:13:47.399 --> 02:13:47.920 dumb sh it like that. 2875 02:13:47.960 --> 02:13:50.039 Dre like he had the flag up and everybody. Everybody 2876 02:13:50.079 --> 02:13:52.439 somehow found it every single time. I believe that ship 2877 02:13:52.560 --> 02:13:53.359 is insane. 2878 02:13:53.720 --> 02:13:55.199 I was thinking about that the other day when I 2879 02:13:55.319 --> 02:13:58.840 was recording outside my apartments when the Dodgers won, and 2880 02:13:58.920 --> 02:14:01.399 then I was thinking, I was like, somebody could probably 2881 02:14:01.439 --> 02:14:04.359 find out where I am just by the sky, Yeah, 2882 02:14:04.720 --> 02:14:07.880 like I know where that star shines in that direction. Crazy. 2883 02:14:07.920 --> 02:14:10.119 It is really insane because it was in some really 2884 02:14:10.239 --> 02:14:12.760 remote locations for like at least two of the times 2885 02:14:12.960 --> 02:14:13.479 it was I. 2886 02:14:13.920 --> 02:14:15.560 I still can't believe that shit. They did the same 2887 02:14:15.600 --> 02:14:21.039 thing for somebody. Someone moved to, someone moved to I 2888 02:14:21.119 --> 02:14:22.880 can't even remember who it was, but they were getting 2889 02:14:22.880 --> 02:14:26.279 harassed online and then they moved to fucking like Ireland 2890 02:14:26.399 --> 02:14:29.000 or something, and she was staying in a fucking hotel 2891 02:14:29.119 --> 02:14:30.760 and then they found her by the sheets. 2892 02:14:31.079 --> 02:14:34.520 That's crazy. I remember that. Yeah, I just don't remember 2893 02:14:34.560 --> 02:14:37.279 who it was that is that is it was somebody 2894 02:14:37.319 --> 02:14:38.880 who went after Kiwi Farms. Who was it? 2895 02:14:39.760 --> 02:14:42.319 I don't remember, trans woman, I don't I don't remember. 2896 02:14:42.640 --> 02:14:44.399 Oh my god, that trans woman that went after Kiwi 2897 02:14:44.479 --> 02:14:49.119 Farms and everybody hates her. I knew about it. The 2898 02:14:49.399 --> 02:14:50.439 Indian guy went after her. 2899 02:14:51.239 --> 02:14:55.560 Mudahar Mudahart went after her Kefle's, Keffle's Kefle's. Oh ke 2900 02:14:56.199 --> 02:14:58.159 it was Keffle's. She was getting harassed. She moved to 2901 02:14:58.239 --> 02:15:00.960 Ireland to escape what It didn't make any sense to 2902 02:15:00.960 --> 02:15:04.760 do that. I think, you know that's not BRITI that's somebody. 2903 02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:05.560 Also did it. 2904 02:15:05.600 --> 02:15:09.640 That's a different Brittany. Brittany venty did it. I mean, 2905 02:15:09.960 --> 02:15:12.800 in fairness, she did it properly, you know, she did 2906 02:15:12.840 --> 02:15:13.800 the actual minstrel. 2907 02:15:14.079 --> 02:15:17.319 Yeah, Like Brittany Vny is also technically half black. 2908 02:15:19.119 --> 02:15:21.000 True, I've seen her. 2909 02:15:21.119 --> 02:15:25.159 I've seen her do that, but I'm like, i've seen her. 2910 02:15:25.560 --> 02:15:27.640 She's half black, like Andrew Tate's half black. You know. 2911 02:15:27.720 --> 02:15:30.479 It's like you're I've seen that as a yeah, but 2912 02:15:30.720 --> 02:15:34.079 like you're still a fucking asshole racist, Yeah, putting in 2913 02:15:34.159 --> 02:15:36.239 her bio as a shield, right, Like it's not like 2914 02:15:36.279 --> 02:15:38.840 she's actually proud of it, or she would never do 2915 02:15:38.920 --> 02:15:40.800 anything of the ship that she does if she actually 2916 02:15:40.840 --> 02:15:41.560 cares exactly. 2917 02:15:41.720 --> 02:15:43.720 She's an elder troll though, Like I mean like she 2918 02:15:43.960 --> 02:15:46.000 like she's like, I don't know, that's your kind of 2919 02:15:46.079 --> 02:15:48.000 that's your whole thing. I'm not even really perplexed by it. 2920 02:15:48.239 --> 02:15:49.920 It's these new people who just showed up all of 2921 02:15:49.960 --> 02:15:51.600 a sudden who were just like, I'm gonna do it, 2922 02:15:51.640 --> 02:15:53.600 and like it's that lady, and just like, who the 2923 02:15:53.640 --> 02:15:54.119 fuck are you. 2924 02:15:54.520 --> 02:15:55.800 Here's the one that said the end word and she 2925 02:15:55.920 --> 02:15:57.439 was trying to fight off saying nigga and they were 2926 02:15:57.520 --> 02:15:59.439 like you just said that. She's like, I don't want 2927 02:15:59.439 --> 02:16:00.399 to take nor again. 2928 02:16:00.479 --> 02:16:04.520 It's like you're just yeah, this it's it's boring, like 2929 02:16:04.640 --> 02:16:08.800 the board by it, the fucking like the blackface would 2930 02:16:08.840 --> 02:16:10.960 have been shocking in the mid two thousands of me, 2931 02:16:11.079 --> 02:16:13.039 I'm like, holy shit, like someone's fucking like doing that 2932 02:16:13.159 --> 02:16:15.840 right now. Well, I mean, Jimmy Kimbill was doing it, 2933 02:16:16.039 --> 02:16:19.039 so not in a but in a I'm costplaying ass 2934 02:16:19.079 --> 02:16:21.520 fucking car over a fucking guy that I'm pregnant a 2935 02:16:21.560 --> 02:16:23.079 thirteen year old, Like it would be shocking in like 2936 02:16:23.119 --> 02:16:26.319 twenty thirteen, twenty twenty fourteen. People have to go so 2937 02:16:26.399 --> 02:16:29.159 much now, Yeah, maybe that's something A lot of it 2938 02:16:29.199 --> 02:16:30.039 doesn't even really phase me. 2939 02:16:30.840 --> 02:16:35.799 R Kelly, we are losing objective and ward it's so crazy. Yeah, 2940 02:16:35.799 --> 02:16:37.879 but yeah, fucking I've seen them do that ship for 2941 02:16:37.920 --> 02:16:40.079 Alloway and I was like, you guys are fun imagine 2942 02:16:40.200 --> 02:16:43.440 trying to appease fucking those losers in this day and age. 2943 02:16:43.879 --> 02:16:46.280 That's crazy, so funny because it's like, oh, I'm gonna 2944 02:16:46.280 --> 02:16:49.280 I'm gonna appease the al right types right now. 2945 02:16:49.360 --> 02:16:51.520 Like really, my radical opinion on that is like, you 2946 02:16:51.639 --> 02:16:54.399 can do that, but you cannot cry about Charlie Carkcussons. 2947 02:16:54.600 --> 02:16:56.280 Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I saw two. 2948 02:16:56.440 --> 02:16:58.879 I saw one in person, and I saw one post 2949 02:16:58.920 --> 02:17:00.840 that was really nice. I saw what was crazy. I 2950 02:17:00.879 --> 02:17:01.280 saw one. 2951 02:17:01.799 --> 02:17:03.639 Oh yeah, yeah, but I decided against said. 2952 02:17:05.479 --> 02:17:08.120 That's that's that's good, that's good one. We are losing, 2953 02:17:08.200 --> 02:17:09.600 all right? What was it? Sweeney? 2954 02:17:09.920 --> 02:17:11.159 Would would you rather go? 2955 02:17:11.520 --> 02:17:13.760 The implication is that I'm not gonna address It's not 2956 02:17:13.959 --> 02:17:15.479 fucking explaining. 2957 02:17:18.120 --> 02:17:20.040 Went to the stupid went to the stupid, dumb gay 2958 02:17:20.079 --> 02:17:23.840 Adia confession and everyone there knew you. Uh drip mh. 2959 02:17:23.920 --> 02:17:26.239 Lord of All Drip, Sweety, Would you rather go to 2960 02:17:26.280 --> 02:17:30.000 Disney World with a Beatles or watch Lily Chet with 2961 02:17:30.000 --> 02:17:30.959 a handful of King Dads? 2962 02:17:31.200 --> 02:17:34.000 Mom, Donnie elected Cheney dead twenty twenty five? Is really 2963 02:17:34.040 --> 02:17:35.840 saving the best for last? Drip? MH, Lord of All Drip? 2964 02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:36.879 I think I might have heard that Ordi. 2965 02:17:36.920 --> 02:17:40.760 But whatever, all Ice agents fumbled the Latina in their past. 2966 02:17:40.959 --> 02:17:42.520 Oh we want you blow me Kremlin the gram one. 2967 02:17:42.520 --> 02:17:45.280 You're one an only Curry fan. I don't think that's true. 2968 02:17:45.680 --> 02:17:49.159 Chris. Chris is especial love that. That's a good one. 2969 02:17:49.760 --> 02:17:51.239 All timer Chris. 2970 02:17:51.479 --> 02:17:54.239 Gets jack while he's charging it for some reason. I'm like, 2971 02:17:54.280 --> 02:17:56.840 why are you getting jacked? Like why are you swolled up? 2972 02:17:56.959 --> 02:17:59.399 Because that's just what is what happens? Man? You know 2973 02:17:59.399 --> 02:17:59.920 what they're saying. 2974 02:18:00.280 --> 02:18:08.000 Alzheimer's then Enzheimer's, remember dementia. Chris is in the top 2975 02:18:08.120 --> 02:18:11.760 five wiggers of all time. Uh the twelve Gaze of 2976 02:18:11.879 --> 02:18:15.719 Christmas Lustful Chris be like, so if I signed this contract, 2977 02:18:15.719 --> 02:18:17.600 I get the fuck Cammi. But Sween gets molested by 2978 02:18:17.600 --> 02:18:20.159 a Kuma. Where's the downside? I forgot? I forgot about this. 2979 02:18:20.239 --> 02:18:23.200 Right, that's a clip that's definitely clip worthy. 2980 02:18:23.239 --> 02:18:24.479 Oh yeah, I do have to go back and like, 2981 02:18:25.920 --> 02:18:27.360 I don't know what to do, but like it's so weird, 2982 02:18:27.440 --> 02:18:28.920 like the clips that were like that other clip is 2983 02:18:28.959 --> 02:18:30.399 at two million almost. 2984 02:18:30.120 --> 02:18:31.600 I think, don't think it might have passed it. I 2985 02:18:31.680 --> 02:18:34.920 don't understand. I don't it's so normy territory I know, 2986 02:18:35.079 --> 02:18:35.840 and I guess that's why. 2987 02:18:36.040 --> 02:18:37.639 That's what we gotta do, you like, and then pull 2988 02:18:37.680 --> 02:18:40.000 them into the it's like it's like, uh, it's like, 2989 02:18:40.079 --> 02:18:42.200 oh my god, what was that band? Oh my god? 2990 02:18:42.840 --> 02:18:44.479 They had like that one song that was like nothing 2991 02:18:44.639 --> 02:18:46.559 like anything that they did and it like hit. 2992 02:18:47.319 --> 02:18:47.879 Oh I don't know. 2993 02:18:48.200 --> 02:18:50.000 And then and then like everybody got the album was 2994 02:18:50.000 --> 02:18:51.600 like what the fuck is this? It's probably a lot 2995 02:18:51.639 --> 02:18:54.040 of those, but I think it was like a like 2996 02:18:54.079 --> 02:18:55.879 a three eleven type band. It might have been three 2997 02:18:55.920 --> 02:18:57.799 eleven actually, but I don't know. 2998 02:18:58.120 --> 02:19:00.719 M I don't know. Sugar Ray maybe had the game right, 2999 02:19:00.719 --> 02:19:02.920 I mean back in the day they work completely different 3000 02:19:02.920 --> 02:19:06.440 than they're like, oh, let's just do uh fucking Marshals 3001 02:19:06.479 --> 02:19:08.760 and smart and well, like what the fun was that 3002 02:19:09.040 --> 02:19:09.479 that music? 3003 02:19:09.639 --> 02:19:11.079 And then you go to their album. 3004 02:19:12.600 --> 02:19:14.760 He Hanging for. I was like, what is this music for? 3005 02:19:14.840 --> 02:19:18.760 I know it's literally shopping music, Yeah, shopping music. You 3006 02:19:18.760 --> 02:19:20.719 don't like shop right music? I don't. I don't. I 3007 02:19:20.799 --> 02:19:22.559 don't heid when I'm shopping. 3008 02:19:22.760 --> 02:19:24.840 I worked in retail, so I hate it for there 3009 02:19:24.840 --> 02:19:27.280 are songs that are completely ruined because I flashes me 3010 02:19:27.360 --> 02:19:27.959 back to sears. 3011 02:19:28.559 --> 02:19:30.079 There are certain songs that I hear that I can 3012 02:19:30.120 --> 02:19:32.239 taste the doughnuts from Duncan again when I hear them. 3013 02:19:32.799 --> 02:19:34.440 That's literally trauma. 3014 02:19:35.280 --> 02:19:38.399 Yeah, it's nothing but wat five three Boys, One You Houpe. 3015 02:19:38.479 --> 02:19:42.719 Penie Bros. Presenting Publishing presents Frank Reynold's new children's books 3016 02:19:42.760 --> 02:19:43.719 The Whore Acts. 3017 02:19:44.479 --> 02:19:45.120 Like the war Axe. 3018 02:19:45.159 --> 02:19:48.520 That's stupid nice, Don Doncerson, Homeless, Chris Christopher er potzerk 3019 02:19:49.000 --> 02:19:51.840 m T, m H and why the old scrolls? 3020 02:19:52.559 --> 02:19:52.680 Uh? 3021 02:19:53.120 --> 02:19:53.840 You do drugs? 3022 02:19:54.000 --> 02:19:57.200 MG? I think it's mgn T is the band, mg 3023 02:19:57.319 --> 02:19:59.040 n H is the fucking drugs. Sorry, I don't know 3024 02:19:59.200 --> 02:20:01.479 MG and T to people I made kids and what 3025 02:20:01.639 --> 02:20:02.280 you call was that? 3026 02:20:02.399 --> 02:20:07.000 The fucking beep beep beep. I love beep beep beep beep. 3027 02:20:08.319 --> 02:20:11.360 What you need from it? I love them? 3028 02:20:11.440 --> 02:20:14.200 You're so fucking we are the f slurs my friend, 3029 02:20:14.639 --> 02:20:16.639 and I'll stick my peniss in your end? 3030 02:20:17.239 --> 02:20:21.000 Uh? How is that white? The whitest fun music, the 3031 02:20:21.079 --> 02:20:23.760 whitest music. It's it's white fun music. It's just fun music. 3032 02:20:23.920 --> 02:20:26.879 Ellipses fan, I'm going to peg Jason Todds. Does anyone 3033 02:20:26.959 --> 02:20:28.520 know where you like? God? 3034 02:20:28.760 --> 02:20:32.120 That's a pretty whitely dominated hut go when a minute 3035 02:20:32.280 --> 02:20:35.440 sounds white, if you know what I mean, because I like. 3036 02:20:35.520 --> 02:20:40.280 It John John Strickland, niggas that intered it, gave it 3037 02:20:40.879 --> 02:20:43.760 some of my favorite and then, like you know, if 3038 02:20:43.799 --> 02:20:46.479 you put a nigga in that band, that song ain't 3039 02:20:46.479 --> 02:20:47.479 gonna sound like that anymore. 3040 02:20:47.840 --> 02:20:51.760 Might sound better. That's what I'm saying. Good from good, 3041 02:20:52.000 --> 02:20:53.600 from great to amazing. 3042 02:20:53.360 --> 02:20:55.600 Coming so hard. I passed out a ship and come again. 3043 02:20:56.280 --> 02:20:58.520 Uh the First Church of Key David instead of a gobby, 3044 02:20:58.559 --> 02:21:00.920 I read a gape call that spread misinformation. 3045 02:21:01.200 --> 02:21:06.399 He Uh, Last and King, Oh my god, what the 3046 02:21:06.440 --> 02:21:08.719 fuck is this? This is you? You're such a dick. 3047 02:21:09.200 --> 02:21:12.239 Last and King, but not haphazard in the Wienie. Hut, 3048 02:21:12.280 --> 02:21:15.399 I have a in the Wienie. I like sixty seven 3049 02:21:15.440 --> 02:21:19.120 poopoo fucking haphazard of Falmer. This is just a fuck 3050 02:21:19.159 --> 02:21:19.319 with me. 3051 02:21:19.399 --> 02:21:21.399 It's literally just bullshit. It's nonsense words. 3052 02:21:21.719 --> 02:21:24.639 Your bad person though you're band forever, but you're also 3053 02:21:24.719 --> 02:21:28.959 locked into paying, so you can't you can't unsubscribe it, 3054 02:21:28.959 --> 02:21:37.440 you can't get access forty forty eight month Uh commitment, Yeah, commitment, suspension, 3055 02:21:37.879 --> 02:21:39.040 mixed whatever. 3056 02:21:39.600 --> 02:21:39.840 Whatever. 3057 02:21:39.840 --> 02:21:41.479 We're gonna make a new word for that. Yeah, like 3058 02:21:41.639 --> 02:21:42.639 locked locked. 3059 02:21:42.399 --> 02:21:45.280 In something that means both those at the same time, right, Yeah, 3060 02:21:45.399 --> 02:21:46.639 it means nothing whatever. 3061 02:21:46.760 --> 02:21:51.399 Man. Vince's Vince's back Baby plurbis looks really good so far. Oh, 3062 02:21:51.479 --> 02:21:53.360 I haven't seen anything from it. I saw him give 3063 02:21:53.360 --> 02:21:56.360 an interview. I gotta check it out. That's Vince Gillian's 3064 02:21:56.520 --> 02:21:56.920 new show. 3065 02:21:57.200 --> 02:21:58.680 Oh, I don't know. 3066 02:21:58.680 --> 02:22:00.440 I'm not gonna watch it until the last season, like 3067 02:22:00.559 --> 02:22:01.360 I did with Breaking that. 3068 02:22:01.440 --> 02:22:02.680 On Fucking Dad. 3069 02:22:03.760 --> 02:22:07.159 It's probably it's bad breaking and it's gonna be about 3070 02:22:07.319 --> 02:22:09.319 bad criminal becoming a nice person. 3071 02:22:10.680 --> 02:22:11.520 That's most shows. 3072 02:22:11.799 --> 02:22:15.079 Yeah, no, what do you mean, what do you say? 3073 02:22:16.360 --> 02:22:19.520 It's not really most television. I think it is okay. 3074 02:22:20.520 --> 02:22:23.639 Uh pre Ross Blake at ninety six. I got locked 3075 02:22:23.719 --> 02:22:25.600 or doing great read Schicks the Dick second Factor, and 3076 02:22:25.600 --> 02:22:27.000 all I got was locked her. As previously mentioned, I 3077 02:22:27.079 --> 02:22:29.440 u d more like I e ed my bitch got 3078 02:22:29.479 --> 02:22:33.600 bomb busy a graduation. I also got fooled as a 3079 02:22:33.639 --> 02:22:36.239 kid thinking kangaroo Jack was a children's movie. Das Goopy 3080 02:22:36.319 --> 02:22:38.840 the grave mind speaking through RFK, doctor Phil told me 3081 02:22:38.920 --> 02:22:42.239 I should quote get a grip end quote before shooting 3082 02:22:42.280 --> 02:22:45.479 me and the cock live on stage. Young Colin killing 3083 02:22:45.559 --> 02:22:47.360 himself in Chris's closet to make it look like he 3084 02:22:47.479 --> 02:22:50.520 did it to give him a panic attack. That's so meanspirited. 3085 02:22:51.239 --> 02:22:52.920 God damn, I don't think Colin would do that to me. 3086 02:22:55.120 --> 02:22:57.079 Oh he's different, he doesn't know me. I'm just some 3087 02:22:57.239 --> 02:23:00.799 old guy, you know, to him that Mega Man, No 3088 02:23:01.360 --> 02:23:05.079 I am, I am gonna Mega Mat. 3089 02:23:05.079 --> 02:23:07.079 It's crazy the old Mega Mans. I'm not good at 3090 02:23:07.399 --> 02:23:08.079 the old Megan's. 3091 02:23:08.079 --> 02:23:09.920 I'm only good at I can't like. I don't think 3092 02:23:09.920 --> 02:23:11.000 I play. I don't think I've played X. 3093 02:23:11.079 --> 02:23:12.319 That should be fair. I'm good at the X ones. 3094 02:23:12.319 --> 02:23:13.840 With X ones are like they kind of hold your 3095 02:23:13.840 --> 02:23:16.000 hand through becoming good at a certain point. Eventually you 3096 02:23:16.079 --> 02:23:18.200 turn into like a deity. They're so fucking fun. They 3097 02:23:18.360 --> 02:23:20.159 love I love the original Mega Mans. 3098 02:23:21.200 --> 02:23:23.079 I love platformers man I played, but I think Mega 3099 02:23:23.120 --> 02:23:25.239 Man eight or nine, which was the one that came 3100 02:23:25.239 --> 02:23:28.639 out on three sixty and like twenty, like around that. 3101 02:23:29.879 --> 02:23:32.079 Nine or ten or something. One of the ones came 3102 02:23:32.079 --> 02:23:33.760 out recently. That game was fun eleven. 3103 02:23:33.799 --> 02:23:35.760 I think it was Maka Man nine that I played. 3104 02:23:35.799 --> 02:23:36.840 I really like nine ago. 3105 02:23:37.360 --> 02:23:39.040 I just yeah, I like I just I'm an I'm 3106 02:23:39.040 --> 02:23:43.000 an ex nigga. They just ex is just cooler lot 3107 02:23:43.120 --> 02:23:48.200 you're white. Yeah, I'm an ex nigga. Yeah, it's a 3108 02:23:48.280 --> 02:23:48.719 dumb joke. 3109 02:23:48.760 --> 02:23:50.079 It was to imply that he stop. 3110 02:23:51.680 --> 02:23:53.280 He just christ the last. 3111 02:23:54.760 --> 02:23:59.920 Supermassive black cock dudes. Oh, by muse, that's so stupid. 3112 02:24:00.040 --> 02:24:03.399 Oh super the stupid super massive black that's pretty I 3113 02:24:03.440 --> 02:24:08.600 mean that's not a bad name to be honest, unywhere 3114 02:24:08.680 --> 02:24:13.879 k saw Gapris hill Cock super long by Nikki Ziggy. 3115 02:24:14.319 --> 02:24:16.799 Last page Penis Prime using the all spark to do 3116 02:24:16.920 --> 02:24:20.840 Watergate out of focused bigfoot, uh standing in the showers, 3117 02:24:20.840 --> 02:24:22.479 everybody stabbed my heart out. Hey look it's a little 3118 02:24:22.520 --> 02:24:24.639 gaming fun me and my ass SORRYMS Jackson Sniper. That's 3119 02:24:24.719 --> 02:24:27.040 only accurate when he has post nut clarity. 3120 02:24:27.319 --> 02:24:29.879 It's crazy crazy, that's insane. So for a moment, for 3121 02:24:30.000 --> 02:24:31.239 a moment, he's like, that's a. 3122 02:24:31.319 --> 02:24:33.879 Very fleeting clarity to like that doesn't it really doesn't 3123 02:24:33.959 --> 02:24:40.680 last have it again, People really overstate that clarity. That's 3124 02:24:40.719 --> 02:24:41.959 like maybe like a fifteen, but. 3125 02:24:42.000 --> 02:24:45.719 It is is blinding. 3126 02:24:46.040 --> 02:24:48.280 I don't have it because I'm aware that it's so fleeting. 3127 02:24:49.799 --> 02:24:52.920 Yeah, so you refuse to have clarity because it's fleeting. 3128 02:24:53.040 --> 02:24:56.280 I've never had my fastest refactory period. So like it's 3129 02:24:56.319 --> 02:24:57.959 like the clarity is like about a. 3130 02:24:58.239 --> 02:25:01.159 Half a second. It's free, and then you come back 3131 02:25:01.200 --> 02:25:03.159 and we're like, oh, what have I done? Hey? What 3132 02:25:03.200 --> 02:25:05.840 have I done? It was a bit pussy again. You 3133 02:25:06.200 --> 02:25:09.600 want this? You want to put your back on? That 3134 02:25:09.760 --> 02:25:09.959 was me. 3135 02:25:12.319 --> 02:25:15.120 That's crazy twenty twenty twenty one. That was absolutely me 3136 02:25:16.360 --> 02:25:17.479 for like a good year and a half. 3137 02:25:17.559 --> 02:25:19.399 That was me. What baby? I was just like, yeah, 3138 02:25:19.399 --> 02:25:21.959 it's putting on my bid, Dude, I like that. There 3139 02:25:22.040 --> 02:25:24.440 is a good old school meme of Obama putting on 3140 02:25:24.559 --> 02:25:26.479 a bib, and it is a meme about eating pussy. 3141 02:25:27.639 --> 02:25:29.879 I don't know if you've ever seen that. Putting on 3142 02:25:29.959 --> 02:25:34.159 a bib is crazy. Even baby babies feels insane to me, 3143 02:25:34.280 --> 02:25:35.799 But like putting on a bib is a grown. 3144 02:25:35.639 --> 02:25:39.280 Man is also I'm gonna do that now next time, 3145 02:25:39.479 --> 02:25:41.360 next time I find myself in that situation, I'm gonna 3146 02:25:41.360 --> 02:25:42.959 be I do like that would kill the mood so 3147 02:25:43.120 --> 02:25:45.559 bad or not, Like I'll just I'll just do it 3148 02:25:45.639 --> 02:25:46.000 in the dark. 3149 02:25:46.079 --> 02:25:46.920 She won't notice. 3150 02:25:50.399 --> 02:25:56.959 Saying, man, that is crazy. 3151 02:25:57.399 --> 02:26:03.200 Like fucking like ou beer does? Who is who is 3152 02:26:03.280 --> 02:26:03.680 New York? 3153 02:26:03.799 --> 02:26:06.000 Nick A theory needs hell blauring his weapon Hal three 3154 02:26:06.040 --> 02:26:08.360 projury Hunter a from and rounding out our list. 3155 02:26:08.520 --> 02:26:15.879 As usual is our beloved King of Haphazard. Oh bother, 3156 02:26:18.520 --> 02:26:25.000 I have a gun, didn't it? Just like m yeah right, 3157 02:26:25.280 --> 02:26:28.639 there's of course it's not poppy hunters in the world, 3158 02:26:29.120 --> 02:26:33.479 Christopher Robum. You don't worry, Pool, I'll handle them. And 3159 02:26:33.600 --> 02:26:36.079 you just hear screams that he's torturing one of them, 3160 02:26:37.440 --> 02:26:38.559 know where they all are? 3161 02:26:38.680 --> 02:26:44.079 Taker gets shot and he's like suffering. That's not what 3162 02:26:44.159 --> 02:26:46.760 he says. Is that not who I'm thinking of? 3163 02:26:49.319 --> 02:27:13.120 You're thinking of his cousin Na