Speaker 1: M let me finish. This is the first time I
Speaker 1: committed a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for you know, like
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You are rested
Speaker 1: my ship, any trash ship.
Speaker 2: You're a worst friend.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 2: Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
Speaker 1: You're listening to your worst friend, ma Shane and Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt and I'm joined today by my friend with
Speaker 1: a broken microphone. Shane?
Speaker 2: Was that pre recorded?
Speaker 1: No? Why it sounds fresh? Sound good? I'm sick again?
Speaker 2: It sounded like AI.
Speaker 1: I love that the running trend is going to be Wow,
Speaker 1: Matt's a sickly boy all the time. It's fucking gross.
Speaker 1: I think I call it your COVID from what did
Speaker 1: you have it a week ago?
Speaker 2: Like three weeks ago? And I'm still coughing I'm gunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you smoke enough to fucking have it come up.
Speaker 2: Ever, so I was wondering about that. I was wondering, like,
Speaker 2: am I still sick? Or is this just this is
Speaker 2: just what the late thirties feels like. That's a smoker.
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Speaker 1: the air for way too long, but it was interesting
Speaker 1: about something. What was it, Oh, dread, American dread, help people,
Speaker 1: iron and d we're taking well, I was talking about
Speaker 1: American dread just because I was okay, well, yeah, America
Speaker 1: a nationalist and you know, I would say American dread
Speaker 1: is the most important dread to consider. Whatever we were
Speaker 1: talking about alf air just about sadness and this and that,
Speaker 1: and you made a good point and I thought it
Speaker 1: was a super interesting point about like you don't think
Speaker 1: it's the phones and this and whatever excuses people are
Speaker 1: going to throw out on why we feel shitty, but
Speaker 1: more that it's what like just I didn't I said
Speaker 1: cycle last time, but I forget how you clarified me.
Speaker 2: So so I would say it's it's like a product
Speaker 2: of the industrial revolution. Up until the eighteen eighties nineties,
Speaker 2: Ish life was pretty much living on farms, raising your kids,
Speaker 2: going to church, and if you lived in a big city,
Speaker 2: you worked your ass off all day in a factory
Speaker 2: or in a mill, or doing some sort of hard
Speaker 2: labor for a rich person, and then you took care
Speaker 2: of your family and you went to church. So that
Speaker 2: was life for pretty much everyone for thousands of years.
Speaker 2: And before that, it was living in the wild and
Speaker 2: fighting animals and fighting each other, and that built up
Speaker 2: like this anxiety. And that's why humans are anxious a lot,
Speaker 2: and depressed and scared and get angry. That's why they
Speaker 2: have all these reactions and emotions, because those are the
Speaker 2: things that kept us alive throughout history. Sure, so now
Speaker 2: we're at a point in history where we don't live
Speaker 2: in the wild and we're not busting our ass all day,
Speaker 2: every single day without any other thought except I hope
Speaker 2: I get this harvest in. We're not living in this constant,
Speaker 2: real state of anxiety. It's real fear that oh fuck,
Speaker 2: if the aabage doesn't bloom, we're going to die this
Speaker 2: this this winter. Sure, you know, like the the worn bloom.
Speaker 1: They're not wrong, it's just funny to put it that way.
Speaker 2: Whatever with the asparagus spears don't shoot, We're we're going
Speaker 2: we're going to put ourselves in the plot. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but the the the idea is now pretty much all
Speaker 2: the necessities are met for most people. Even if you
Speaker 2: are at the bottom of society. You can be homeless
Speaker 2: and if you show up to a homeless shelter, they'll
Speaker 2: and they got a bed. At least they'll give you
Speaker 2: a bed. You can go to a soup kitchen, they'll
Speaker 2: give you food.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: You can have the worst life, and you can still
Speaker 2: go to a hospital and get tetanis shot or penicillin
Speaker 2: if you're sick. These things are are are basically rights.
Speaker 2: Like so in America, for instance, if you we don't
Speaker 2: have health insurance and you show up to a hospital
Speaker 2: and you need care, they still have to give you care.
Speaker 2: That's just you know, I guess you pay them later,
Speaker 2: probably not, but either way, Yeah, either way, necessities are met.
Speaker 2: So now we're we're not having to fight for survival
Speaker 2: every single day, but our brain is telling us every
Speaker 2: day that we should be. So we are hardwired to
Speaker 2: see life as bad, problematic, scary, all this stuff, and
Speaker 2: things have been a little tumultuous lately with the presidency
Speaker 2: and all that, and even before that, like, I think
Speaker 2: it has been building to a point. I did mention
Speaker 2: before you had like the Roaring twenties, the Great Depression,
Speaker 2: you had the fifties, and then Vietnam had the eighties
Speaker 2: and nineties, and then nine to eleven. People's sentiments go
Speaker 2: and wait, it's like it's a sick cyclical Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think we're a like a in a valley
Speaker 2: as opposed to a peak right now.
Speaker 1: Counterpoint it's the phones.
Speaker 2: Could be the phones here.
Speaker 1: Let me give you my counterpoint example. This is a
Speaker 1: story from a few weeks ago that everybody's seen, but
Speaker 1: I touched on it.
Speaker 3: This tribe from Brazil is becoming addicted to pot. The
Speaker 3: people of Marubo tribe in the Amazon.
Speaker 1: Can you hear?
Speaker 2: I can?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you see?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Normally like go ahead, she looks like if Wednesday Adams
Speaker 2: was Indian.
Speaker 1: She kind of does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, John Forest have always lived in isolated life. However,
Speaker 3: the biggest fear has come true. They have not been
Speaker 3: affected by the ways of the white people.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, all right, Lady Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I only watched Blackboard.
Speaker 5: The tribe with a rich history is now facing.
Speaker 1: A part only that's my excuse. Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 1: I couldn't possible bleed be racist or you know, imperialistic
Speaker 1: or anything. As an American, I watch black pornography, mostly
Speaker 1: white men with black women. But still, you know there's black.
Speaker 2: I only watched the Black on Black. I only want
Speaker 2: to see teeth and eyes.
Speaker 1: Man, you've really gotta you gotta be into something to
Speaker 1: be watching Black on Black.
Speaker 2: There's there's a real time connection. It's a joke for
Speaker 2: the show man. Come on, I gotta see a white
Speaker 2: guy and a black chick. I can't be watching no
Speaker 2: black men.
Speaker 6: Defile our our beautiful African version, our virgin Goddess's betrothed
Speaker 6: to the prince from the neighboring tribe.
Speaker 3: Problem that is penetrated deep into the community.
Speaker 5: It's not just born reduced.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then she followed up with a
Speaker 1: porn thing.
Speaker 2: Let's say, you know these people are indigenous. If you
Speaker 2: are just listening, holy shit, they look like the tribe
Speaker 2: from ace Ventura too.
Speaker 1: They really do looking for guano.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have not been affected by the ways of
Speaker 3: the white people. The tribe with a rich history is
Speaker 3: not facing a problem that is penetrated deep into the community.
Speaker 3: It's not just pawn reduced. The internet has also hooked
Speaker 3: teenagers on video games and social media platforms. Their attention
Speaker 3: spans have digerated, and elders of the community are itself
Speaker 3: ex Give me.
Speaker 2: A fucking break, dude, Yeah, of course their attention spans
Speaker 2: have deteriorated in weeks. They just got a magic machine
Speaker 2: that shows them pictures of another world and tells them
Speaker 2: answers to questions they have about their gods, who turns
Speaker 2: out don't exist. Here's the thing, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The only argument I'm make and I'm not again, this
Speaker 1: is more just a funny take on like it's the
Speaker 1: fun I don't give a shit. I really don't give
Speaker 1: a shit. I don't care if everyone rots in the gutter,
Speaker 1: not because I don't care about people. If that's their choice.
Speaker 1: If you're like, hey, i'd like to be a street
Speaker 1: person or whatever they're called nowadays, the unhoused.
Speaker 2: Now I'm black.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't care what you want to do. Just
Speaker 1: don't impede my walking path. I'd ask you to sleep
Speaker 1: around it if that's your choice. But I will say
Speaker 1: it is kind of weird that two weeks in I understand,
Speaker 1: Like if they were saying like they're fascinated by the phone,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, I fucking get it, magic machine,
Speaker 1: black box. Who knows what's going on inside this thing.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they didn't beat it to death when it
Speaker 1: first fucking turned. On the other side of it is
Speaker 1: we can can't we kind of just use common sense
Speaker 1: and see that having access to all of the information
Speaker 1: in the world, and as we're about to see, all
Speaker 1: of the pornography in the world as a teen male,
Speaker 1: might distract you from some of the things you have
Speaker 1: to do in the regular world. And you go, yes,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's a amazon and tribe. But can't we
Speaker 1: then apply it maybe towards the society we're living in
Speaker 1: now and be like, you know, these people are just
Speaker 1: not not necessarily the phone, but like the access to
Speaker 1: the portal. These people do not give a shit about
Speaker 1: their real life anymore, and it's sad. We'll get to
Speaker 1: that point.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you think, if you think it's sad
Speaker 2: not to care about living in a in a bone
Speaker 2: jungle and dying from sepsis when you're twenty six, and
Speaker 2: that I.
Speaker 1: Think they don't know any better.
Speaker 2: Good life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but so what like it's just a
Speaker 1: good life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's so it's good to just leave that.
Speaker 2: It's like that that that what is that the noble
Speaker 2: tribesman myth? Like, I don't buy that shit, man, Like,
Speaker 2: I agree that you're right. These people they can't handle
Speaker 2: this because it is so too much, too mess. Right, Yes,
Speaker 2: but it's not my fault that these people dropped off
Speaker 2: computers and cell phones, but not adderall.
Speaker 1: Sure, if these guys were all fired up on some addies,
Speaker 1: they'd be fine.
Speaker 2: They still get all their fucking bone shores done.
Speaker 1: Where where's Oh he's in the field plowing. It's midnight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's all juiced up. He couldn't sleep, you know, he
Speaker 1: just had to get out field.
Speaker 2: By the way, the old culture is bones.
Speaker 1: These are South Americans too. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: did click click noises for them.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, it all sounds the same once you get
Speaker 2: to a certain complexion.
Speaker 3: The tribe's first female leader says that some people in
Speaker 3: the tribe continue to uphold traditional practices.
Speaker 1: The tribe's first female leader said one of the young
Speaker 1: men came up to her and said she belongs in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. I love the idea of all of these
Speaker 1: Amazonian tribesmen fucking finding Andrew Tait first on Twitter, like
Speaker 1: it just popped up on the feet and they're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: the cobra whatever he's called, the co Broo King or
Speaker 1: Cobra Tait or something like that is.
Speaker 2: His usernationing to take tampon. I always imagine that when
Speaker 2: these indigenous people get this stuff that it is, even
Speaker 2: if it's the Internet or a computer, it's still like old,
Speaker 2: you know, like I feel like they can only watch
Speaker 2: movies from like before nineteen eighty eight, and you know,
Speaker 2: like the the newest song they know is love Shack
Speaker 2: by the B fifty two's. I feel like, no matter
Speaker 2: what we give them, that's the only programming they're going
Speaker 2: to have access to. So the only porn they're getting
Speaker 2: is like barely even showing penetration, like.
Speaker 1: Real skin imax type stuff. Okay, right, fair, fair fair,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but you know what, I don't know, let's
Speaker 1: watch some of this.
Speaker 3: And many are increasingly spending their afternoons on their phones.
Speaker 3: Pornography is a more pressing concern. The leader of Ruber
Speaker 3: Association of villages highlighted that young men are sharing explicit
Speaker 3: videos in group chats, a significant shape for oh Man.
Speaker 1: Magine, Imagine they started taking videos of girls in their tribe.
Speaker 1: Imagine they started their own only tribes and it's just
Speaker 1: the girls in their clan.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: Imagine the only plans only clans. Could you imagine the
Speaker 1: fucking bush on some of those women in those tribes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean guys are into that. That would
Speaker 2: be a big, big cell.
Speaker 1: Dude. My my Twitter Twitter is nuke for me. It's
Speaker 1: going deeper only it's all porn star shit. So if
Speaker 1: you follow us on Twitter, jump on Instagram for the
Speaker 1: fucking Hajas, But fucking some of these girls that pop
Speaker 1: up with the bush and then the asshole bush.
Speaker 2: Dude, just like whole Bush is just out of this
Speaker 2: world these days.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like the acceptance thing needs to stop.
Speaker 1: Now now I'm back on board on this side. What
Speaker 1: are we doing? We can't just run free.
Speaker 2: I'm not making with this flip flop.
Speaker 1: I'm not for the slippery slope of banning pornography, but
Speaker 1: I may soon be for the practice of banning asshole
Speaker 1: bush because I don't like it, and it's really fucking gross.
Speaker 1: If it's fine on dudes, yeah no, that's cool.
Speaker 3: A culture that disapproves of public displays of affection. There
Speaker 3: are also reports of more aggressive sexual behavior among young
Speaker 3: tribe members.
Speaker 2: They rape each other. Okay, they didn't give me any numbers.
Speaker 2: They're just like they're more aggressive and they're sharing dirty
Speaker 2: pictures of buttoled hair.
Speaker 1: These people don't have numbers. And then the Indians are like,
Speaker 1: how many of your people are fucking being affected by this?
Speaker 1: And they go.
Speaker 2: Discovered them.
Speaker 1: Yet I want to know those search histories, though, do
Speaker 1: they know this is like, this is my ignorance, I
Speaker 1: understand that, so I'm not meaning befn. Do these people
Speaker 1: know letters and stuff? Like I'm changing up them as
Speaker 1: an uncontacted tribe, Like are they gonna know how to
Speaker 1: type on the keyboard and set this shit up? Or
Speaker 1: is it? Like I'd literally thought, if you drop this
Speaker 1: stuff off to a tribe where they have fucking bones
Speaker 1: going through their noses that go to either side of
Speaker 1: their ears, as you notice this one here, I think
Speaker 1: they drop this shit off, they would literally burn it,
Speaker 1: like you would come back to like a giant lithium fire,
Speaker 1: a couple days later because they would just torch everything.
Speaker 2: I really know, some of these cultures are very forward
Speaker 2: thinking and open minded. Like I bet you anything, there's
Speaker 2: a trans in this group. Now there's probably like ten.
Speaker 1: There was a Remember we were looking at the thread
Speaker 1: of like the oh we'll do that for the patreon,
Speaker 1: those most offensive tweets here you go, that'll be the Patreon.
Speaker 1: But there was one in there that relates to this.
Speaker 1: But sorry, you sign up for the Patreon. How Internet
Speaker 1: reached the tribe, we already know that right Elon gave
Speaker 1: it Tomo my Gritty's goon.
Speaker 2: Was that Kim jong U?
Speaker 1: No, that was Elon?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that looks like Kim jonger.
Speaker 1: All right, let's say we'll watch this.
Speaker 3: At the center of the Marubo tribe is the family
Speaker 3: of Sebastian.
Speaker 5: Marubo, who was the force to go outside the forest.
Speaker 1: Now he got a little eighty stashed. You're right, they're
Speaker 1: in the eighties. Even when he comes into society, he's
Speaker 1: dressed like he's in Miami Vice. He lives like an
Speaker 1: extra in Miami Vice.
Speaker 2: And they're standing by a private jet on a run
Speaker 2: on a runway. It had sunset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, man, that's what I was gonna say. You said,
Speaker 1: only movies before nineteen eighty eight. Imagine they see Back
Speaker 1: to the Future and they're like, our God is Marty
Speaker 1: McFly and then they see him nowaday, now, oh, what
Speaker 1: do you have dread in the Amazonian community?
Speaker 2: You know he's got a demon.
Speaker 1: His a demon is twisting his body at all hours
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: The physical demons are intorting our god into silly putty.
Speaker 1: They showed him playing with playing guitar with Coldplay at
Speaker 1: GST what is it, gaston Berg, Glaston Burrow.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: It's the big UK festival that they have, like the
Speaker 1: Redding Festival. You a big one too, Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: had Michael J.
Speaker 2: Fox.
Speaker 1: But dude, he is a pretzel and it's so sad.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't he just kill himself?
Speaker 1: He makes it?
Speaker 2: What does he do in his daytime? That's so good
Speaker 2: that he's got to wake up every morning?
Speaker 1: Back to the Future is my favorite movie of all time,
Speaker 1: So I.
Speaker 2: Just watch it.
Speaker 1: I hope so he deserves it to be. It's the
Speaker 1: best movie ever made in my opinion. Yes, So I
Speaker 1: hope he does, and I hope he owns no mirrors
Speaker 1: in his home. None whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'd be distracting.
Speaker 1: We don't need to All right, let's finish this. We
Speaker 1: might as well.
Speaker 3: Is the leader of the next generation. He helped bring
Speaker 3: internet to the tribe. Two factors contributed to this.
Speaker 1: I like that the captions are making up for poor English,
Speaker 1: she said generation he helped. He helped to bring internet
Speaker 1: to the tribe.
Speaker 5: We bring internet to the tribe. Two factors.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe the cap I'm stupid. Sorry he contributed to this.
Speaker 2: Bush basket talk?
Speaker 1: I said that? Who I said that? Other funny thing though,
Speaker 1: minute ago?
Speaker 2: Remember Oh yeah about the pez dispensers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, feels president announcement of the arrival of Elon Musk
Speaker 3: Starling in the Amazon in twenty twenty two. Starlin provides
Speaker 3: satellite based internet and doesn't need infrastructure on the ground. Additionally,
Speaker 3: no perceived help from space tech entrepreneur Alison bring the
Speaker 3: satellite to the Amazon. Renaw even paid for the satellites.
Speaker 3: The Internet then reached the phones of the tribe's people
Speaker 3: and became an instant hit, with WhatsApp becoming the it's
Speaker 3: your favorite.
Speaker 1: But wait, WhatsApp is like a shoot off of Facebook.
Speaker 1: I thought like it's owned by Facebook. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like texting and what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I think motherfuckers don't got iye message?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you tell like Facebook, you don't have friends
Speaker 1: that go to different schools. Now, motherfucker, you're the only
Speaker 1: person you know in like, I don't know thousands of
Speaker 1: miles with.
Speaker 2: Internet, dude. No, they trade with other tribes for sure,
Speaker 2: maybe tribe. Maybe that's why they got the Internet because
Speaker 2: the other tribe was always telling them about have you
Speaker 2: heard of Diopolo?
Speaker 1: And it's like back in the high school, early high
Speaker 1: by late high school, everyone had Facebook. But early high
Speaker 1: school I knew people who no I didn't, I knew,
Speaker 1: you know, I did. I knew one girl probably mid
Speaker 1: high school because I was already working when I knew
Speaker 1: this whose sister had like Facebook because she went to
Speaker 1: a college. Remember it only rolled out knowledges at first.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, Well that's good, that's good. All
Speaker 1: this happened. I think there's a dread in this country
Speaker 1: that needs to be addressed, and I think politicians are
Speaker 1: the ones that need to do it. So I would
Speaker 1: like to throw this gentleman's hat as he is doing,
Speaker 1: into the ring for the presidency. I want to see
Speaker 1: if this guy would have your support, if you like
Speaker 1: his policies, if you don't. Hey, guys, I know this
Speaker 1: is gonna be boring, but we're just going to go
Speaker 1: through this guy's stuff and see if he's a worthy
Speaker 1: candidate to talk about.
Speaker 2: Fair enough is that r FK.
Speaker 7: Vote for me because I'm not fucking ninety five years
Speaker 7: old and i still remember where I parked my truck
Speaker 7: a few hours ago.
Speaker 2: Because I'm running for shit.
Speaker 7: Vote for me, and I'll make it a law that
Speaker 7: if you talk shit on the internet, you have to
Speaker 7: fishbot in real life because I'm running for shit, but
Speaker 7: for me, and I'll make everybody that's in the fucking
Speaker 7: Senate and Congress working fast.
Speaker 1: Food over the next eight fucking years.
Speaker 7: Because I'm running for shit.
Speaker 2: Vote for me.
Speaker 7: And if we got a problem with the the country,
Speaker 7: I'll catch a fair one with their leader and it'll
Speaker 7: be fucking.
Speaker 2: Done with no more wars.
Speaker 1: And I'm running for shit. This message is approved by
Speaker 1: Captain Long.
Speaker 2: At least be right. Vote for me, right.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: That's a great solution to war. You just have the
Speaker 2: two world leaders duke it out. Then everybody just elects
Speaker 2: the most jacked leader.
Speaker 1: You okay, there's an old Star Trek episode. I know
Speaker 1: you didn't think it was going in this direction, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it there where they would model their
Speaker 1: wars within like an AI type system, and they would
Speaker 1: see like I would do all right, me versus Shane.
Speaker 1: I would do this strategy. I would flank on this
Speaker 1: side and do this while you're formulating your strategy, right,
Speaker 1: And what would happen is you killed two hundred of
Speaker 1: my guys and I killed one hundred and fifty of yours.
Speaker 1: They would then take two hundred people in your society
Speaker 1: and one hundred and fifty people in my society and
Speaker 1: peacefully execute them. Now, this was this was the original
Speaker 1: start one with Kirk and everything. No, just nice euthanasia.
Speaker 1: It's totally fine. So what happened is Kirk fucking destroyed
Speaker 1: the box that you know, the AI box. I assume
Speaker 1: he did, like a real Zoolander. It's in the computer type.
Speaker 1: They started pounding on it. But the point was war
Speaker 1: is meant to be so non sanitized, like war is
Speaker 1: meant to not be sanitized, so that way we can
Speaker 1: stop it sooner by not killing as many people. I
Speaker 1: think that was the problem in the episode, like their
Speaker 1: populations were declining because they were having war so often
Speaker 1: because there was no You never had to see limbs
Speaker 1: blown off of a person or a guy fucking tweaking
Speaker 1: in a grocery store because he thought he heard an
Speaker 1: ied or anything like that. It was just peaceful euthanasia.
Speaker 1: And I think a part of war is seeing the
Speaker 1: dirty and this and that. But not if we did
Speaker 1: this guy's idea, you would just put in place of
Speaker 1: president like the most jacked best fighter of your country,
Speaker 1: and then maybe we figure out like territory things, like
Speaker 1: maybe they come to us and they're like, hey, we
Speaker 1: want to take Florida and we're like, well, we would
Speaker 1: will take Belarus then, and then their world leader goes
Speaker 1: up against our world leader and fucking fist fights.
Speaker 2: Why because I mean, Florida is a shithole, but it's
Speaker 2: a lot bigger.
Speaker 1: Than Belarus, I think, so. Yeah, but then we'd have
Speaker 1: European ground and isn't Belarus landlocked? Yeah, we would want
Speaker 1: that though, that's where we put our missiles that we
Speaker 1: don't anymore because it's just fist fighting.
Speaker 2: Now, how are we going to get the missiles there.
Speaker 2: If we don't have access to a coastline.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll have to win a coastline too. I
Speaker 1: guess it's going to be a double fight tonight, bab.
Speaker 2: Train, real hard, dude.
Speaker 1: I guess President Kama Show is gonna have to step up.
Speaker 2: Is that what this guy's name is?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: That was us No, yeah, you asked me the other
Speaker 1: day the president of idiocracy and it was Camacho. Oh nice, nice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he followed up, I did. I want to tell a
Speaker 1: story real quick. I actually did what I did a
Speaker 1: month ago. Again. I was pulling into Walmart, uh, probably
Speaker 1: like two saturdays ago, maybe Sunday, and I'm pulling in
Speaker 1: and there's like a weird like stop sign and then
Speaker 1: like four feet of sidewalk and then you turn in right.
Speaker 1: So I come to the stop sign, I stop. I
Speaker 1: pull up to the four feet of the sidewalk and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn left, all right. I know it's complicated,
Speaker 1: seems like Terrence Howard math. Don't worry as I'm turning late.
Speaker 2: With the geography and a taken movie this late, and
Speaker 2: he blows.
Speaker 1: Through the area right where I was turning into almost
Speaker 1: hits me.
Speaker 2: So like right by your front end.
Speaker 1: Sure. Now, technically I had already passed my stop sign,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say I had the stop sign last,
Speaker 1: so I understand it. I put my hand up. I go,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Go ahead, because she kind of like
Speaker 1: half stopped. She immediately just flips me off, and I
Speaker 1: see her mouth fuck you, fuck you. Oh well, she's
Speaker 1: going to Walmart. I'm going to Walmart. So I watch
Speaker 1: her park, and I park and I come around the
Speaker 1: passenger side door. Now I kept my distance so I
Speaker 1: can fucking, you know, avoid gunshots if she's packing or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I come around the passenger side door, probably like
Speaker 1: three spots away, and I go like this, I go,
Speaker 1: put your window down, put your window down, and she
Speaker 1: puts it down. She goes, yes, yes, I said, did
Speaker 1: you just flip me off and scream fuck you at
Speaker 1: me back there? And I was fucking heated. She goes,
Speaker 1: she goes, well, you did it first, you did it first.
Speaker 1: I went like this. I go, no, no, no. I
Speaker 1: put my hand up to say I was sorry, and
Speaker 1: then I said, go on, go on, I'm sorry, and
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, oh god, oh god, I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 6: And then you thought you're flipping her off like this,
Speaker 6: I guess, so, yeah, with an open hand.
Speaker 1: She thought I had a flipper, and I was just
Speaker 1: fucking just the one.
Speaker 9: I thought all your fingers had melted together in a
Speaker 9: lava lamp accident, and I thought that was the only
Speaker 9: way you give the finger was to stick up your
Speaker 9: whole flappy flipper hand.
Speaker 1: Careful with your microphone. You just drove it into your shirt.
Speaker 1: But yes, so I go, I come around. I go, No, No,
Speaker 1: I was living. She goes, Oh my god, Oh I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry about that. Oh I'm so sorry. I go,
Speaker 1: you really have no idea who you're flipping off or
Speaker 1: screaming fuck to? Right? What do you mean? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? What do you mean? I go, well, I
Speaker 1: could have been anyone. I could have had anything in
Speaker 1: my car, could do anything right now, you'd have no
Speaker 1: way of stop in that. So is it really a
Speaker 1: smart idea to be screaming fuck you at just anyone?
Speaker 2: You see?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. I didn't, I didn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: I go, well, that's how I took it. So you're
Speaker 1: just lucky. I guess you're lucky today, aren't you? That
Speaker 1: I'm not a different guy? It was the coolest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever said. My fucking leg was shaking with adrenaline
Speaker 1: because I was like, do I go hit this lady?
Speaker 1: What do I do? Wasn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like, did you threaten a raper?
Speaker 1: Yet? No I didn't. I was thinking about it, so
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, fuck it, Well, I had
Speaker 1: a I had a crazy rob yelled that at a
Speaker 1: manager I think one time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1: It was something like he had a necklace on. It
Speaker 1: was like a Jesus chain across and he was a
Speaker 1: real ginzo I think. And the general manager of the
Speaker 1: store of the AMC. It was a movie theater, bossy
Speaker 1: boss no, no, no, it's important because of this. The
Speaker 1: general manager was like, you gotta take that chain off,
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, that's my chain. And there was
Speaker 1: a there was a grown man with a kid getting
Speaker 1: popcorn from him. She goes her name was Denise. She goes,
Speaker 1: you gotta take that chain off, and he takes the
Speaker 1: chain and holds it out like this, you know, And
Speaker 1: he goes to the father and the kid and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: is this stopping you from having a good time? And
Speaker 1: my father goes no, no, it's fine, and he goes,
Speaker 1: all right, good. Then later on he was talking to
Speaker 1: one of the.
Speaker 2: Managers that he goes.
Speaker 1: He goes, he's talking to a different manager again, not
Speaker 1: a general manager, the one below them, but it was
Speaker 1: still a manager that could have fired him. And he
Speaker 1: goes Denise, and she's so tough, always talking to me.
Speaker 1: Doesn't she realize I'm a man and I could fucking
Speaker 1: rape her. Whoooo, crazy Rob when we did call him
Speaker 1: crazy Rob for the audience, he's crazy. Yeah. So then
Speaker 1: I went into that one warre and I think I
Speaker 1: saw that woman two more times, and I turned a
Speaker 1: different aisle quickly because I don't want to ruin that
Speaker 1: last good line I had on her.
Speaker 2: You should have snuck up behind her real quick and
Speaker 2: like whispered in her ear, Like.
Speaker 1: I should have came up with one of those knives
Speaker 1: they sell with the plastic kind of like just no no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no, like they sell cooking knives, but they are Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got a sheath, but then it's got a stretch.
Speaker 1: We have it, so it's like tied on somehow, like
Speaker 1: you have to cut it off when you get home.
Speaker 1: But imagine you don't have anything else sharp, and you're
Speaker 1: buying a knife because you want something sharp, and then
Speaker 1: you can't get the sheath off because you can't cut
Speaker 1: the little band on it to open them up.
Speaker 2: Imagine you had a gun but the magazine was super
Speaker 2: glued inside of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, what are you gonna do? You only got that
Speaker 1: many shots if it was even low. Well, wait, a way,
Speaker 1: you could cock it back and load it from the top.
Speaker 1: I know that's a dumb question. They're doing fireworks outside
Speaker 1: by them.
Speaker 2: You could do one round at a time, but you
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to get them in the magazine.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you could still tick the top and then
Speaker 1: put it in and whatever.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, but there's a guy's dick and ball
Speaker 2: super blue inside the barrel, so you'd have to.
Speaker 1: Blow his cock and balls off to get your one
Speaker 1: shot gun one shot at a time. Muskeet handgun block.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's because of the sheer magnitude of
Speaker 2: the fucking mush that's crammed in there. I don't even
Speaker 2: know if the gun or fire. The firing pin might
Speaker 2: be jammed all the way back against the hammer already
Speaker 2: just from all the the man.
Speaker 1: Meat is he is he an anti gun protester? Is
Speaker 1: he an anti war processing white? He's really he's really
Speaker 1: pushing for stronger bridges in the like.
Speaker 2: It was like that he was inspired by that Ndel
Speaker 2: Jenner commercial. He saw he's all cop pointing his gun
Speaker 2: at this black teen in the street, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I can't allow it.
Speaker 2: And he did the only thing you could think of
Speaker 2: instead of putting a flower in a PEPSI can.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the cringey fucking thing Cher said about
Speaker 1: George Floyd.
Speaker 2: She was a black bastard.
Speaker 1: Liam Neeson that was taken. Uh No, she said she
Speaker 1: wished she was there so she could have used her
Speaker 1: celebrity to like fucking like bring him to life. And
Speaker 1: have you seen gypsies, tramps and thieves. One wish granted
Speaker 1: to bring one black person back to life, and they
Speaker 1: put a different guy three streets over who got shot.
Speaker 1: They're like this one was yeah, But no, she said
Speaker 1: like she wished she was there so she could use
Speaker 1: her celebrity to like distract the cops or something. I'm
Speaker 1: sure I fucking love share. It was the dumbest statement
Speaker 1: I have ever heard in my life. Okay, what was
Speaker 1: I just said?
Speaker 2: It was she would she would distract the cop and
Speaker 2: then what that's it. She would distract the cop and
Speaker 2: and then I can stop him from killing the guy
Speaker 2: on the ground. Yeah, he was already distracted by all
Speaker 2: the people yelling at him in videotape.
Speaker 1: None of them were off, none of them were.
Speaker 2: Share That's true. If maybe if Eric Hovin had been
Speaker 2: a gay man from the early nineties, Yeah, he would
Speaker 2: have bowed down in the aura.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what Eric Homan would have done. Yes, Hovind right, No,
Speaker 1: Derek Chauvin.
Speaker 2: Oh, who's Eric Hovin?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: He used to work with the Launcher and.
Speaker 2: No, that's an evangelical Christian. I think KENTBN Kent, Kent Hoven. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's I think he uh, he's to debate a bunch
Speaker 2: of fucking idiots.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, fucking idiots. Derek Chauvin, Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's a she's I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just dependent on the fact that he's a share fan,
Speaker 2: because I can't imagine he is. He looks like he
Speaker 2: listens to like Darth Brooks, Toby Keith, you know, like
Speaker 2: all all that mainstream country that was real popular in
Speaker 2: the early two thousands. That's his jam. He got married
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. I guess I'm sorry. I got Twitter
Speaker 1: just suspend it in account. I guess they're back. I
Speaker 1: fight for kids. So I think they're pedo hunters. And
Speaker 1: it sparked me because I have a video of a
Speaker 1: pedal hunter I wanted to show you, and I don't
Speaker 1: like that it was normally. I think they're a little
Speaker 1: I like the I like the idea of hunting down pedophile.
Speaker 1: I think it's a little unfair. Maybe you should beat
Speaker 1: them in a game of wit or physical strength. I
Speaker 1: think it's quite unfair some fucking British aristocrat pedophile arguing
Speaker 1: that I just made my glasses worse by cleaning them
Speaker 1: and I don't even wear glasses. That's the crazy thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we don't take the sounds of
Speaker 2: the Lambs approach with pedophiles, where we like make skin.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the solution for after we do the
Speaker 2: first part, where we we get like the most worst pedophile,
Speaker 2: like wherever he is locked up somewhere, like in a
Speaker 2: in a box.
Speaker 1: You know, I've made this argument for ten years. I
Speaker 1: agree with you.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and we have him like make a psychological
Speaker 2: profile and and give us all the you know, like
Speaker 2: the the the lowdown, like the freaky stuff. And then
Speaker 2: he leads us to Buffalo Bill, who's now a pedophile. Hmmm,
Speaker 2: I a skinner of women.
Speaker 1: It'd be funny because I too quickly agreed with your
Speaker 1: statement there. It would have been funny if you followed
Speaker 1: it up with we took a pedophile, the worst one,
Speaker 1: and we put them in a box, and then we
Speaker 1: put in all the bad kids so we can fuck
Speaker 1: them to death, and then I will co sign that
Speaker 1: for you. No, I had thought it was all these
Speaker 1: people who say, like execute pedophile, execute them right away.
Speaker 1: I've never wanted to, not because they don't deserve that,
Speaker 1: maybe punishment wise, but because like, how much data are
Speaker 1: we not collecting on what makes these people tick?
Speaker 2: How are we I don't find out how to hurt them.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just get ice.
Speaker 2: I know ice.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just any freeze. I don't want
Speaker 1: to just stop pedophiles. I want to I went to
Speaker 1: an end to whatever causes it. I want to help
Speaker 1: them out, man. That's why I'm introducing the kid tracker app.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how much. See, I'm kind of like,
Speaker 2: even though I was just waxing poetic about technology and
Speaker 2: how far we've come, I'm still skeptical about a lot
Speaker 2: of the pipe dreams that people have for the future.
Speaker 2: But it is shocking how many not just like weird
Speaker 2: tech eccentric entrepreneur guys that that dude wants to live forever,
Speaker 2: not just them, but actual real scientists who seem to
Speaker 2: think that in like fifty to one hundred years, every
Speaker 2: disease will be just a matter of gene therapy, and
Speaker 2: that's including aging, And that's just fucking crazy to think about.
Speaker 2: I really am. I'm still very skeptical about the idea.
Speaker 2: But I just heard a guy today, a real doctor.
Speaker 2: He's an expert on steroids. I think annibal steroids. But anyway,
Speaker 2: he was talking about this new drug that they've been
Speaker 2: testing on rats and mice for years and it's getting
Speaker 2: ready for clinical trials and humans. And it's a fucking
Speaker 2: workout pill. It's a pill that you take and it
Speaker 2: simulates all the physiological effects of working out.
Speaker 1: It levate hu maybe yeah, muscles tensing and then releasing.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, spasming or whatever the action is that causes
Speaker 2: him to get those micro tears. Yeah, I guess like
Speaker 2: little microflexes something like that. But yeah, and it works
Speaker 2: in the mice and rats. They they don't change the
Speaker 2: animal's diet. They give them the medicine and the animals
Speaker 2: starts to lose fat and gain muscle.
Speaker 1: Wild there was there's this radio host I listened to
Speaker 1: and he went to a party and he met some
Speaker 1: tech guys, and there was one guy who was like,
Speaker 1: here take this pill, or like, ye, here take this pill.
Speaker 1: He goes, do you want to try this? And explained
Speaker 1: to what it is, and I'll explain to you what
Speaker 1: it is. It's a pill that I think he said.
Speaker 1: And this is me recounting what somebody else said multiple
Speaker 1: years ago. But I always found it fascinating. They could
Speaker 1: only get it up to like a half hour or
Speaker 1: an hour now. But it's a pill you take and
Speaker 1: sugars taste disgusting, like real natural whoas and corn syrups
Speaker 1: and whatever. So if you were a person who was
Speaker 1: morbidly obese, basic, But he said, they want to get
Speaker 1: it up to like a twenty four hour or a
Speaker 1: twelve hour pill or something like that.
Speaker 2: You just make make bad food taste bad.
Speaker 1: Right, watch if you could not be grinding your microphone more.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I have a pin on my chest. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: oozing all the goo out of it right now.
Speaker 1: Can say, I think you touch your face too much
Speaker 1: and that's why you get those little breakouts.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a lot of ingrown hairs here. Touch
Speaker 2: my face too much?
Speaker 1: You do? I do too.
Speaker 2: I do touch my face too much. But the ingrown
Speaker 2: hair are from shaving every single day in the Marine
Speaker 2: Corps when I didn't have facial hair, like I had
Speaker 2: like just little peach fuzz and they make you shave
Speaker 2: every single day, and I like, really fucked my skin
Speaker 2: up bad. It's never recovered at least on my jawline,
Speaker 2: in my cheeks. But you're right, I pick everything else
Speaker 2: too much, for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doing that. Don't touch I know, man, touching your
Speaker 1: face a lot.
Speaker 2: I will show you a video. It's on my GoPro,
Speaker 2: so I have to dig it out. But I have
Speaker 2: a video of the longest in grown hair at least
Speaker 2: of my life. It's like got to be at least
Speaker 2: three four inches. It was completely buried in my cheek
Speaker 2: and I dug it out with a safety pin and yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: it was fucking gnarly. I'll show it to you. We
Speaker 2: can watch it on the Patreon.
Speaker 1: What are those hairs that just like pop up and
Speaker 1: they're like an inch overnight.
Speaker 2: You ever see those? I think those are probably just
Speaker 2: they were under the skin and then they popped out.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but sometimes there's not even any like damn it.
Speaker 2: Maybe the skin maybe the hair just grows super Yeah.
Speaker 1: That would be weird.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: See a time lapse of that. That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It'd be like a Venus fly trap.
Speaker 1: Cool. I got a text from Instagram and they're telling
Speaker 1: me reset your Instagram password by clicking this link. That's
Speaker 1: not an Instagram interesting. Oh yeah, well, don't don't click
Speaker 1: on that. I click on that link. Okay, okay, let
Speaker 1: me show you this pedophile by the way, let's let's
Speaker 1: make this July is no pedo month. I'm gonna only
Speaker 1: try and find American ship this month.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, I like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2: Are you implying that all other countries are petos?
Speaker 1: Well, the French, No, I just I'd like to I'd
Speaker 1: like to take a Yeah, I'd like only this one
Speaker 1: tribe in Amazon are straight and that's how I feel
Speaker 1: about it. It's them and Mriicans. We all love pussy.
Speaker 1: It's just depends on what level of hair you prefer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine they start searching. Imagine some guy's
Speaker 1: like twenty five in that tribe. He's been with his
Speaker 1: wife for fifteen years now, and fucking he's had her
Speaker 1: gross body the whole die like you just did that
Speaker 1: math and h He's looked at her gross by the
Speaker 1: whole time. And then he pulls up some porn star
Speaker 1: with a fucking bear badge just hanging out on top
Speaker 1: of red corvette or something. He's like, Oh, pussy brookn grown,
Speaker 1: no hair, just a child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. And he would know because
Speaker 2: I mean he saw his wife's when she was a child.
Speaker 1: All Right, here's a again. I'm not gonna make it
Speaker 1: a habit of even doing Peto vide is because too
Speaker 1: many other shows do him. I just like this one.
Speaker 1: I think this is like one of the most pathetic
Speaker 1: guys I've ever seen, and he's not retarded. I don't
Speaker 1: like when they pick on the retarded guys. For these
Speaker 1: peto hunters, where they're allowed to be pets, where they're like,
Speaker 1: they're like, Hi, I'm a fifteen year old boy, want
Speaker 1: to see my dick? And the pedal guys like, yeah, sure, whatever.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite storre Warers movie? Though? Which one is it?
Speaker 1: And he's like, did you like my kid dick? He
Speaker 1: goes you it was great? So I like Empire of
Speaker 1: the Best cause.
Speaker 2: That's never happened. It might literally never happen if.
Speaker 1: You've watched some of these these dudes are just looking
Speaker 1: for a friend most of the time, the retarded ones,
Speaker 1: not the normal ones.
Speaker 2: By the way, aesthetic dude, this country is going down.
Speaker 2: The goddamn everything sucks now.
Speaker 1: We need less internet and more tribes.
Speaker 2: I know, we we do. We do need to be
Speaker 2: more tribal. All right, how old are you?
Speaker 4: Thirty five?
Speaker 1: Do you look like you should be friends with the
Speaker 1: thirteen year old boy? Does it matter? Right? I think
Speaker 1: that matters. So first, let me assess, Let me assess.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about these vigilante pedo hunter guys.
Speaker 2: I don't like it because it's one you're putting yourself
Speaker 2: and other people in extreme amounts of danger. I saw
Speaker 2: one it might have been you where an old man
Speaker 2: showed up with a fucking revolver. Maybe I was with
Speaker 2: my wife and I saw that. But yeah, like some
Speaker 2: old man showed up for one of those Chris Hansen stings.
Speaker 2: There's like a sixty five year old man and as
Speaker 2: soon as he opened the door, he had the gun
Speaker 2: like drawn, and like the sheriffs like saw it and
Speaker 2: that they immediately.
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, they were like the gun gun yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So.
Speaker 1: Then they fired seventy five shots into him. Yeah I
Speaker 1: remember that, did they That was on the balcony. You
Speaker 1: didn't like because it was it was full a few
Speaker 1: guys full.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and either you couldn't see the gun and then
Speaker 1: you saw it, but you didn't like the ricochet or.
Speaker 2: The excessive force. It's unnecessary. Yeah, like any thinking rational
Speaker 2: person would know that it's done. But that's beside the point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're putting yourself and other people and a lot of
Speaker 2: danger because you don't know what this dangerous person who
Speaker 2: you're lowering into a dangerous situation.
Speaker 1: The most the most dangerous situation for them, Like yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you're you're going hey, hey here, hey, Shane, I have proof.
Speaker 1: It's gonna put your way in prison for life. Hey, Shane,
Speaker 1: I got proof it's going to put you ten years
Speaker 1: and it called a pedophile. It's like, Yo, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start swinging at you, man, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I get that it's a stupid idea, and not only
Speaker 2: that it these videos are popular. A lot of people
Speaker 2: like this stuff, and it empowers other people to want
Speaker 2: to go out and do it. I think it's just
Speaker 2: a bad idea. Leave the policing to the police, as
Speaker 2: bad as they are at the job, but they're the
Speaker 2: ones that we pay and train to do it.
Speaker 1: So what about this? What if police reached out and
Speaker 1: made a coordinated effort to use these guys' skills These
Speaker 1: guys do for free, right.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm just wondering why they didn't go to the
Speaker 2: police with this guy's information instead of confronting him in
Speaker 2: the store, you know, Like, but go on, the police
Speaker 2: could use their effort.
Speaker 1: Sure, Well, I'm just saying, you know, they're obviously good
Speaker 1: at getting these guys whatever from what we see. At least,
Speaker 1: they're obviously.
Speaker 2: Good at sweet talking pedophiles, you know, with their boy pussies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why don't the police make a coordinated effort
Speaker 1: to Hey, set this up. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You're like in your a deputy whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it, your deputized, and then the police will go
Speaker 1: in and handle this matter rather than I don't I
Speaker 1: don't have a problem with free extra help. But then yes,
Speaker 1: you have to work within the guidelines.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I think that's like the thing where
Speaker 2: these guys, Yeah, these guys should probably if they want
Speaker 2: to be doing this, they should probably be taking a
Speaker 2: note from I forget who it is. There's an organization
Speaker 2: Chris Hansen has worked with on that to Catch a
Speaker 2: Predator show. They're the group that lures the predator. And
Speaker 2: yeah they are, like they are I think, hired by
Speaker 2: different law enforcement agencies across the country. Find out how
Speaker 2: they got that gig, get whatever, licensing, bounty, hunting, whatever
Speaker 2: you got to do to set up one of these stings.
Speaker 2: Maybe you go and talk to your local sheriff department.
Speaker 2: You show them like, hey, here's some of the videos
Speaker 2: we got. We don't want to be slapping them anymore.
Speaker 2: We'd rather just lure them and then you arrest them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be way better if these pedophile hunters took
Speaker 2: the initiative to try and involve the police instead of
Speaker 2: trying to go out and beat up this poor old,
Speaker 2: fat pedophile, poor fat pedophile.
Speaker 1: He's not two of those one guy.
Speaker 10: He looks like that one guy. I don't know what
Speaker 10: place him. He's in a lot of movies and shows though.
Speaker 10: He's like, was he Ray Romano's brother on those show?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was Ray Romano's brother, I think on the show. No, no, fuck,
Speaker 2: he was on a thing with Ray Ramono I think.
Speaker 2: But he wasn't the brother.
Speaker 1: I can't identify him. He's got kind of like a
Speaker 1: dopey wopp look on his face.
Speaker 2: He looks like he was probably a plumber.
Speaker 1: But he acts like a pulse. No, he's soft hands,
Speaker 1: he's real soft hands.
Speaker 2: You think so, yeah he's a pedophile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a pedophiles aren't hard hands.
Speaker 2: John Wayne Gacy was a pedophile. He had some hard
Speaker 2: fucking hands.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't. He was like a county commissioner or something, wasn't.
Speaker 2: He He got into politics, but before that he was
Speaker 2: a contractor. I think I think he built stuff.
Speaker 1: Mmmm, Okay, maybe I'll give you that. Then that's fair.
Speaker 2: And he dug all those holes.
Speaker 1: No, he used the crawl space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he dug. How do you think you get thirty
Speaker 2: three bodies in a crawl space? I had a crawl space.
Speaker 2: You can't sit thirty three of them down there? They
Speaker 2: were dug.
Speaker 1: Don't be jealous that John Wayne Gacy has a bigger
Speaker 1: house than you. Okay, he's got more square footage.
Speaker 2: He did not. He had a little rinky dink ass house.
Speaker 1: Do anybody, No, no, no, no, no no. I don't want
Speaker 1: you disparaging Americans during this month. You go aheads right
Speaker 1: in you. But I'm gonna google his house.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, let's see the square footage. Now I went
Speaker 2: into the actual square footage.
Speaker 1: I do too.
Speaker 2: Eight thirteen. Wow, that looks like a little ass shack.
Speaker 1: Yeah see that's totally different.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. We we tore down the murder house
Speaker 2: and put up this nice modular Look.
Speaker 1: That's pretty big.
Speaker 2: Man, that's not bigger than mine. Okay, all right, but
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what though. He does have a lot
Speaker 2: more garbage in his backyard, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: I think I think that they were looking for the bodies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's got a lot more body parts.
Speaker 1: No, some bodies that the police just dug the bodies
Speaker 1: under stood.
Speaker 2: Here's another one throw in the backyard.
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh. I want to watch I want
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 2: It get slacked again. This is a real heart slap.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 1: Watch it again. It wasn't as great, you'll see. And
Speaker 1: there's been a another one coming up that's not great.
Speaker 2: Came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: But this is like the weirdest exchange. Is the most
Speaker 1: pathetic dude in the world.
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 1: Thirty five? Do you look like you should be friends
Speaker 1: with a touching year old boy?
Speaker 2: Does it matter you met him off grinder?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: I think that matters. You don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 1: You want to get arrested right now?
Speaker 2: All the cops do you want to get arrested right now?
Speaker 2: You hit them at a little boy? We have all
Speaker 2: the screenshops.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, that's like grabbing a drug dealer's
Speaker 1: drugs and he goes all the police on you. Do
Speaker 1: you ever see those stories when a drug dealer called
Speaker 1: the cops on someone that's yeah, dude, it's like, hey, motherfucker, no,
Speaker 1: what are you talking? I'm arresting everyone here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bullshit, dude. I feel like if you if
Speaker 2: you called the cops for them to help you solve
Speaker 2: your problem, they can't come after you for anything you do.
Speaker 2: I think they're helping you right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jay Simpsons, someone stole my wallet. Someone stole my wallet.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, we'll take care of the wall. By
Speaker 1: the way, your wife, your ex wife was murdered, and
Speaker 1: we know you're in town and you have blood all
Speaker 1: over your truck. Yeah, but my wallet, so you gotta
Speaker 1: take care of that one first.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, he burned it up. Ashes don't never find it.
Speaker 1: Uh, two corpses in the background as he stands over
Speaker 1: a charcoal grill, tiny ones and he's just burning it.
Speaker 1: For some reason, they always burn it on top of
Speaker 1: the grate, like Walt was doing that. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm breaking gun.
Speaker 2: But it's gonna blow everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yet, what are you doing? Put it under the grate?
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: But it's not as cinematic. That's the difference, and that
Speaker 1: always annoys me.
Speaker 2: I hate like how in movies like Fighter pilots don't
Speaker 2: put that. I think in Top Gun, the New One,
Speaker 2: they did have their helmets on right in their masks
Speaker 2: right in the Fighter Jets, I tak one of the
Speaker 2: only movies.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that they had them off in the
Speaker 1: first one, did.
Speaker 2: They They might not have a lot of movies. Like
Speaker 2: pilots won't have their masks on, like Roman soldiers and
Speaker 2: army soldiers won't have their helmets like because they don't
Speaker 2: want to cover the face. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There was a scene in the House of the Dragon
Speaker 1: last night, the Game of Throne spin off show, where
Speaker 1: the guy comes into the courtroom ready to like just
Speaker 1: slaughter and he was wearing his helmet and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I literally thought this last night. I go, man, he
Speaker 1: looks so much cooler without the helmet on though the
Speaker 1: oh noise, like he was for battle.
Speaker 2: The psychology thing is like, is true? It actually works?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I swear to god that happened last night.
Speaker 1: The episode was boring his ship by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Uh were the dragons?
Speaker 1: There were dragons? You with That's why you would like
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. I'm committed that you would like that.
Speaker 1: It's a great fantasy world without crazy fantasy elements, except
Speaker 1: for dragons. House of the Dragons you would not like.
Speaker 1: There are too many dragons for you and that one
Speaker 1: all right, fucking hate dragon. Oh did they ever do
Speaker 1: the porn spin off How to Fuck Your Dragon?
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 1: I think I remember hearing that. That's interesting, all right.
Speaker 1: Uh so this guy got slapped. He said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call police on you for assaulting me.
Speaker 2: Do you want to get a restaurant?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: You hit me at a little boy? We have all
Speaker 2: the screenshots. I'll take the assault charge. You take that charge,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: That's a good line to be fair. I'll take the
Speaker 1: assault charge. You take that one, bud. Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be a pedal I'm just an assaulter guy. Imagine
Speaker 1: he can get started. He gets in the prison. The
Speaker 1: two of them are in a jail cell with a
Speaker 1: bunch of other guys. The other guys are a bunch
Speaker 1: of body builders and professional MMA fighters that just got
Speaker 1: arrested for porn child porn sharing. So then it's just
Speaker 1: the pedal hunter in there with fourteen other pedophiles and
Speaker 1: this chuck.
Speaker 5: So I beat me up.
Speaker 1: I beat me up because I wanted to love a
Speaker 1: little kid. And the big buff guys and MMA photos
Speaker 1: are like, that's fucked up, man. He just wanted to
Speaker 1: love it someone.
Speaker 2: He just likes girl clam.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care what age it is. He just likes it.
Speaker 2: He kind of cares what age it is.
Speaker 1: It's got to be under eighteen.
Speaker 4: That I said, Notice that I said, I have to
Speaker 4: think about what he is suggested doing because of his age.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to think about that?
Speaker 1: He's presented that like a burn?
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 1: He said? Notice what I said? I said, I'd have
Speaker 1: to think about doing that because of your age. He
Speaker 1: thought that was his OUTCRD, like, you know, are you
Speaker 1: asking the entrapment thing or are you a cop? Which
Speaker 1: is fucking total.
Speaker 2: Apparently, Yeah, it's not true. The like if I was
Speaker 2: a cop and they asked me and to be like no.
Speaker 4: What Notice that I said, I have to think about
Speaker 4: what he suggested doing because of his age.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to think about that? Why would
Speaker 2: you have to think about making up with a thirteen
Speaker 2: year old boy? What's that to think about?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Just making out? That's that's not even illegal.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on.
Speaker 9: They gotta do stuff for movies, like in that one
Speaker 9: movie with Fred Savage when he kisses tongue kisses that
Speaker 9: girl who's like way older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a girl that's okay.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what about that one movie with there's a
Speaker 2: lot of movies with older dudes be kissing on young girls.
Speaker 2: It's just like, I don't know what they're called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: This guy looks like the singer from fucking mud Vein
Speaker 2: or Head or something. Well, why did you say?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: You who's gonna think about it? Though? To be polite?
Speaker 1: Oh something?
Speaker 4: You too clearly don't have any idea about a.
Speaker 2: Little bit that thousand yards stare on this motherfucker. He
Speaker 2: looks like he's gonna draw. See.
Speaker 1: I don't see a thousand yards. Maybe you might be,
Speaker 1: but I don't see a thousand yards stare. I see
Speaker 1: a defiant I did nothing wrong stare. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: told you this. I can.
Speaker 2: I see them as one, as one and the same.
Speaker 2: He's trying to be like tough, intimidating, like he's trying
Speaker 2: to seem like nonplus you.
Speaker 1: Know sure, and uh, I want to play that again.
Speaker 4: To be polite, oh something, you too clearly don't have
Speaker 4: any idea about.
Speaker 11: Hold, you're hearing me the fucking thirteen year old boy.
Speaker 7: You hear.
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Boy?
Speaker 11: Damn hearing me that thirteen year old boy.
Speaker 1: By the way, how disrespectful is this? By the way,
Speaker 1: he's holding his hand up to his face like this
Speaker 1: is right where I'm gonna smack. And the guy's just
Speaker 1: standing there stoically, standing on his values of kid fucking.
Speaker 1: But he's holdings and if you notice his wrist, he
Speaker 1: definitely has former junkie tats.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, like all that you practice on me.
Speaker 2: If you give me his.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, give me a bag, Give me a bag.
Speaker 1: You could tie through a dick on my forearm. It's fine.
Speaker 2: But this this scene is kind of playing out in
Speaker 2: a familiar way. Do you remember your time that there's
Speaker 2: much dude?
Speaker 1: By the way, By the way, I told this story
Speaker 1: at Blandrew's wedding to his brother Blennie, because Blenny was
Speaker 1: friends with Uh. It wasn't Alex who was it Roman? Roman? Roman?
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, he was a dumb Russian, I
Speaker 1: was saying at the wedding. I was like, hey, dumb Russian.
Speaker 1: He goes, he's Ukrainian. I go, I don't give a
Speaker 1: ship it's but yeah, Russian's fine. I guess we're going by.
Speaker 2: So did he say it like Blenny says it, he's Ukrainian?
Speaker 1: Does he still talk like that? He does? He Doeshnny
Speaker 1: you never grew up. I told you that that guy
Speaker 1: Roman got fucking jacked like.
Speaker 2: She back to New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking threatened me. I hope they called him back
Speaker 1: for the war. That would be cool.
Speaker 2: We need to do a muscle to fight Ukrainian all.
Speaker 1: He threatened me in the fucking retro fitness bathroom. He
Speaker 1: was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, remember you and your
Speaker 1: friend you pick on me. I was like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was funny, right he goes, He goes, Not so funny now,
Speaker 1: is it. And he put his arm up to like
Speaker 1: block me, but he's so tall. I kind of just
Speaker 1: ducked under it and walked past him, like all right,
Speaker 1: I'll see it later. Roman. I don't know that I
Speaker 1: ever went back now because I was scared. It's just
Speaker 1: I very rarely went to the gym. But he uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's fish like that. Yeah yeah, yeah, go back
Speaker 1: in the archives and listen to that one Russian kid
Speaker 1: piss incident, I believe, Yeah, and maybe we'll maybe we'll
Speaker 1: tell the story again in the future because we got
Speaker 1: new listeners since then, so it's fair. I was just
Speaker 1: thinking about that today, like what stories would be most
Speaker 1: important to go back and tell because even the people
Speaker 1: who have been listening from the beginning. I heard him
Speaker 1: four years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's one. That's one of them.
Speaker 1: All right, let's finish it. So he's lining up the
Speaker 1: shot on this pedophile's face. Now, he told you it's
Speaker 1: not a good one. It's not a good slap, it
Speaker 1: warned me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool, do you think that's cool?
Speaker 1: Right? D big game?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Actually it was Okay, it was a big deal.
Speaker 11: So to oka to me, the thirteen ye old boy
Speaker 11: to go to the movie about it again.
Speaker 1: Look, I like these guys. You're right, maybe what they're
Speaker 1: doing isn't good. This and that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like them too. This reminds me of
Speaker 2: the person I get in the Marines.
Speaker 1: You guys roughed up pedophiles.
Speaker 2: I don't know that we roughed up pedophiles or that
Speaker 2: I did, but I definitely took place there, took part
Speaker 2: in this kind of behavior, you know, where you gang
Speaker 2: up on the fucking loser, the guy who's It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know that we had any pedophiles. Probably statistically
Speaker 2: we had a few, but you know, like anybody who's
Speaker 2: a problem, it's like, it's not like full metal Jacket
Speaker 2: exactly where everybody goes and beats the shit out of
Speaker 2: you with a bar of soap. But the more you
Speaker 2: are the cause of everybody else paying penalties, because it's
Speaker 2: like corporal punishment in the marine, everybody pays the price
Speaker 2: for one person's mistake. The more that you're that mistake,
Speaker 2: the worse everybody else starts to make your life. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I definitely took part in behavior very similar to this,
Speaker 2: and probably not for as good of a reason.
Speaker 1: Actually, you weren't defending children's honor from pedophiles.
Speaker 2: No, I think mostly I was just defending like my
Speaker 2: Xbox controller.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's cool, all right, it's my I
Speaker 1: bought it from with beer.
Speaker 2: It's not yours anymore.
Speaker 1: You'll gave it j him.
Speaker 2: Now it's mine because he gave it to me. Smack.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: War, it's war. We're at those marine marine days. Man
Speaker 2: at the barracks. It's worse than Iraq.
Speaker 1: There was peace in Iraq. War in the.
Speaker 2: Barracks, relative stability in Iraq.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So tell us again, why is it okay to
Speaker 11: meet the thirteen ye old boy to go to the movies?
Speaker 1: Get smart?
Speaker 2: Ass about it again, pedophile? Get smart again pedophile, I
Speaker 2: ain't no pedophile. Yeah you see this. Follow you guys
Speaker 2: by the way, Yeah of course you represent. Thank you
Speaker 2: what you're.
Speaker 1: Doing shouting out fans.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I like his responsible Yeah yeah, I follow you by
Speaker 1: the way. Yeah of course you do the whole world.
Speaker 1: Of course you do.
Speaker 2: What an asshole?
Speaker 1: I like him. I like him. I bet you, I
Speaker 1: bet one hundred percent. I bet he's a former addict
Speaker 1: one hundred by those times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think he sucks real good because his
Speaker 2: dick don't work no more.
Speaker 1: He's only he's only had experience with adult women, right,
Speaker 1: just going to see movie.
Speaker 2: With a thirteen year old bully? Ghostbusters is Ghostbusters even PG?
Speaker 2: Is that PG thirteen? I think it's PG now.
Speaker 1: It was probably PG thirteen. Let's be honest. It was
Speaker 1: a little scary.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit scary. But you can show
Speaker 2: scary and PG as long as they know.
Speaker 1: But but that's funny, right, you could show scary stuff,
Speaker 1: just not I bet not anymore. I bet it still
Speaker 1: gets PG thirteen nowadays.
Speaker 2: Some I know the Goosebumps movie was PG.
Speaker 1: What was scary Stories to tell in the dark?
Speaker 2: That one was GG thirteen. Okay, all right, that was
Speaker 2: extreme for PG. Thirteen. I do think it went there.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I was thinking, would have
Speaker 2: been better if it was our or if they showed pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean everything's better when they show pussy. I think
Speaker 2: that they should just start making like cars look like pussy's.
Speaker 1: Okay, is their aero dynamic?
Speaker 2: No anything? But they catch all that air and then
Speaker 2: they slow down.
Speaker 1: You think the car should have flaps on the front.
Speaker 2: And some girls, fishful girls like bragg air trying to
Speaker 2: try and move down the highway. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 2: making this fucking hollow farting sound all the time, all
Speaker 2: right with you?
Speaker 11: Why do you think that's cool? Why are you standing
Speaker 11: here with your arms cross Why are you staying here
Speaker 11: with your arms crossed like this is all right? Like
Speaker 11: this is everyday stuff. You must have done this before,
Speaker 11: right Dan, that's you haven't met you haven't done.
Speaker 9: Before.
Speaker 4: Wait, if I didn't do nothing wrong, and why are
Speaker 4: you slapping the ship out of me?
Speaker 2: Well, we know you did something wrong. You know you
Speaker 2: did sometimes that I told you.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's the most pathetic guy because I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be insulting to a pat though. He's just
Speaker 1: a pathetic dude, like as a man. If he was
Speaker 1: not in a pedophile, I'd still be like, Oh, I
Speaker 1: feel bad for that pathetic guy. Man, he's sinking Jerry
Speaker 1: from Rick and Morty. My breath, your breath stinks. I
Speaker 1: have a bad tooth.
Speaker 2: My tooth is dying.
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to see that again?
Speaker 2: Is bad?
Speaker 1: You got.
Speaker 2: Bad everything? Bad mouth?
Speaker 1: Dan gave him an altoid and he ate it. Damn
Speaker 1: the altoid. I can imagine a bigger bitch move than
Speaker 1: the police being like, not even the police, not even
Speaker 1: the security guards of the store, random men accusing you
Speaker 1: of something what you did, but accusing you of something
Speaker 1: and then going, hey, your breath smells like ship here
Speaker 1: eat this minute, and you go yes sir, and problem yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck out of here?
Speaker 2: What is this guy a law?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 11: You obviously think it's all right to take a little
Speaker 11: boys to the movie theater? How many times have you
Speaker 11: done this before?
Speaker 2: Never? Why is it so easy for you to do
Speaker 2: I can see him counting and make that fun because
Speaker 2: I see nothing wrong with making Yeah you see him
Speaker 2: blobbing around in.
Speaker 4: There, I see nothing wrong to make that fun.
Speaker 2: Really, nothing wrong this man, this man Dan?
Speaker 9: What about this man Dan?
Speaker 2: What a Belgium pens? Well?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and you know what the first comments is
Speaker 1: the fact that they find so many of these guys
Speaker 1: is terrifying. Oh I like the screenshots. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: I like that they get st uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Yeah, they walk amongst us, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, whatever they live, they.
Speaker 2: Should make glasses where like that they live glasses.
Speaker 1: But for pedophiles, here's my question, why do so many
Speaker 1: of these guys want to or how do they expect,
Speaker 1: like a twelve year old boy to sneak out at night?
Speaker 11: It shit like that?
Speaker 1: Doesn't Does that happen? Easy?
Speaker 2: You just target kids from broken.
Speaker 1: Hans latchkey kids and ship like that.
Speaker 8: Duh, single parent homes, working family, fucking poor, poor neighborhood,
Speaker 8: low income, bad school, do it a nice mouth?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we're gonna wrap this one up. You
Speaker 1: gotta who would you rather fuck this week?
Speaker 2: Kids are grown ups?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right? Follow us on Twitter and
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Speaker 1: worst friend Cast. We're gonna be talking about this viral
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Speaker 1: I don't know other shit. Maybe we might not even
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might just talk about Mike Pussy.
Speaker 1: Wait, hmm, we're not gonna talk about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think we're gonna talk about something that I
Speaker 2: saw on TV. No, that you saw on TV?
Speaker 1: Something that No, aren't we talking about the debate?
Speaker 2: Yeah you saw it on TV.
Speaker 9: I didn't see it on TV.
Speaker 1: You did, Okay, Okay, fair enough, that's true. And Shane's
Speaker 1: audio is gonna found sound infinitely better in the Patreon
Speaker 1: because uh, fix works. You're not gonna fix it. But
Speaker 1: a new mic is coming for Shane, so we should
Speaker 1: be good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy it at the mic store. It's already
Speaker 2: the hard lemonades.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be at your house Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Okay, but dude, I've got other stuff coming wednesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, i'd forbid. What does that mean? Why am I
Speaker 1: still wearing the glasses?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Because you want to be like a
Speaker 2: sexy boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? All right, we're gonna wrap this one up.
Speaker 1: Go to your worst friend dot com for everything. Guys,
Speaker 1: if you are listening to this and you are a listener,
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Speaker 1: an exact date yet, but mid July, I think, is
Speaker 1: what we're gonna be shooting for. I finished editing the
Speaker 1: first episode last night, and uh, it's a big one,
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Speaker 1: haven't announced yet. I will announce the first episode of
Speaker 1: the new series of Going Deeper, which is gonna be
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Speaker 2: Oh why jerked her?
Speaker 1: She is a huge star. I believe two point three
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Speaker 1: So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my fucking robot al matter. I think.
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Speaker 2: You know, we said this before. We don't need the money.
Speaker 2: But it's like, just pay it, but.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to even pay. It's just free everywhere.
Speaker 2: There's got to be a way to get you some
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Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna wrap this one up. All that
Speaker 1: stuff I said before for your worst friend. I'm Matt,
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Speaker 2: We'll see you next week, you know, burn up.
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