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<v Speaker 1>M let me finish. This is the first time I

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<v Speaker 1>committed a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You are rested

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<v Speaker 1>my ship, any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a worst friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 2>Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your worst friend, ma Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Matt and I'm joined today by my friend with

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<v Speaker 1>a broken microphone. Shane?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that pre recorded?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Why it sounds fresh? Sound good? I'm sick again?

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<v Speaker 2>It sounded like AI.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that the running trend is going to be Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt's a sickly boy all the time. It's fucking gross.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I call it your COVID from what did

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<v Speaker 1>you have it a week ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Like three weeks ago? And I'm still coughing I'm gunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you smoke enough to fucking have it come up.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, so I was wondering about that. I was wondering, like,

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<v Speaker 2>am I still sick? Or is this just this is

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<v Speaker 2>just what the late thirties feels like. That's a smoker.

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<v Speaker 1>everything ever recorded, entirely commercial free. We were talking off

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<v Speaker 1>the air for way too long, but it was interesting

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<v Speaker 1>about something. What was it, Oh, dread, American dread, help people,

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<v Speaker 1>iron and d we're taking well, I was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>American dread just because I was okay, well, yeah, America

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<v Speaker 1>a nationalist and you know, I would say American dread

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<v Speaker 1>is the most important dread to consider. Whatever we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about alf air just about sadness and this and that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you made a good point and I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was a super interesting point about like you don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's the phones and this and whatever excuses people are

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<v Speaker 1>going to throw out on why we feel shitty, but

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<v Speaker 1>more that it's what like just I didn't I said

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<v Speaker 1>cycle last time, but I forget how you clarified me.

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<v Speaker 2>So so I would say it's it's like a product

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<v Speaker 2>of the industrial revolution. Up until the eighteen eighties nineties,

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<v Speaker 2>Ish life was pretty much living on farms, raising your kids,

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<v Speaker 2>going to church, and if you lived in a big city,

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<v Speaker 2>you worked your ass off all day in a factory

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<v Speaker 2>or in a mill, or doing some sort of hard

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<v Speaker 2>labor for a rich person, and then you took care

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<v Speaker 2>of your family and you went to church. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was life for pretty much everyone for thousands of years.

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<v Speaker 2>And before that, it was living in the wild and

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<v Speaker 2>fighting animals and fighting each other, and that built up

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<v Speaker 2>like this anxiety. And that's why humans are anxious a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>and depressed and scared and get angry. That's why they

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<v Speaker 2>have all these reactions and emotions, because those are the

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<v Speaker 2>things that kept us alive throughout history. Sure, so now

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<v Speaker 2>we're at a point in history where we don't live

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<v Speaker 2>in the wild and we're not busting our ass all day,

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<v Speaker 2>every single day without any other thought except I hope

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<v Speaker 2>I get this harvest in. We're not living in this constant,

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<v Speaker 2>real state of anxiety. It's real fear that oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>if the aabage doesn't bloom, we're going to die this

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<v Speaker 2>this this winter. Sure, you know, like the the worn bloom.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not wrong, it's just funny to put it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever with the asparagus spears don't shoot, We're we're going

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to put ourselves in the plot. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the the the idea is now pretty much all

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<v Speaker 2>the necessities are met for most people. Even if you

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<v Speaker 2>are at the bottom of society. You can be homeless

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<v Speaker 2>and if you show up to a homeless shelter, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>and they got a bed. At least they'll give you

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<v Speaker 2>a bed. You can go to a soup kitchen, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you food.

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<v Speaker 1>Like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have the worst life, and you can still

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<v Speaker 2>go to a hospital and get tetanis shot or penicillin

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<v Speaker 2>if you're sick. These things are are are basically rights.

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<v Speaker 2>Like so in America, for instance, if you we don't

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<v Speaker 2>and you need care, they still have to give you care.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just you know, I guess you pay them later,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not, but either way, Yeah, either way, necessities are met.

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<v Speaker 2>So now we're we're not having to fight for survival

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<v Speaker 2>every single day, but our brain is telling us every

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<v Speaker 2>day that we should be. So we are hardwired to

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<v Speaker 2>see life as bad, problematic, scary, all this stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>things have been a little tumultuous lately with the presidency

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<v Speaker 2>and all that, and even before that, like, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it has been building to a point. I did mention

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<v Speaker 2>before you had like the Roaring twenties, the Great Depression,

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<v Speaker 2>you had the fifties, and then Vietnam had the eighties

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<v Speaker 2>and nineties, and then nine to eleven. People's sentiments go

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<v Speaker 2>and wait, it's like it's a sick cyclical Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I think we're a like a in a valley

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<v Speaker 2>as opposed to a peak right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Counterpoint it's the phones.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be the phones here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me give you my counterpoint example. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>story from a few weeks ago that everybody's seen, but

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<v Speaker 1>I touched on it.

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<v Speaker 3>This tribe from Brazil is becoming addicted to pot. The

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<v Speaker 3>people of Marubo tribe in the Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear?

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<v Speaker 2>I can?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you see?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Normally like go ahead, she looks like if Wednesday Adams

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<v Speaker 2>was Indian.

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<v Speaker 1>She kind of does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, John Forest have always lived in isolated life. However,

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<v Speaker 3>the biggest fear has come true. They have not been

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<v Speaker 3>affected by the ways of the white people.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, okay, all right, Lady Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>I only watched Blackboard.

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<v Speaker 5>The tribe with a rich history is now facing.

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<v Speaker 1>A part only that's my excuse. Excuse me, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't possible bleed be racist or you know, imperialistic

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. As an American, I watch black pornography, mostly

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<v Speaker 1>white men with black women. But still, you know there's black.

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<v Speaker 2>I only watched the Black on Black. I only want

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<v Speaker 2>to see teeth and eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, you've really gotta you gotta be into something to

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<v Speaker 1>be watching Black on Black.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's a real time connection. It's a joke for

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<v Speaker 2>the show man. Come on, I gotta see a white

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<v Speaker 2>guy and a black chick. I can't be watching no

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<v Speaker 2>black men.

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<v Speaker 6>Defile our our beautiful African version, our virgin Goddess's betrothed

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<v Speaker 6>to the prince from the neighboring tribe.

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<v Speaker 3>Problem that is penetrated deep into the community.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not just born reduced.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. And then she followed up with a

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say, you know these people are indigenous. If you

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<v Speaker 2>are just listening, holy shit, they look like the tribe

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<v Speaker 2>from ace Ventura too.

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<v Speaker 1>They really do looking for guano.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they have not been affected by the ways of

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<v Speaker 3>the white people. The tribe with a rich history is

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<v Speaker 3>not facing a problem that is penetrated deep into the community.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not just pawn reduced. The internet has also hooked

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<v Speaker 3>teenagers on video games and social media platforms. Their attention

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<v Speaker 3>spans have digerated, and elders of the community are itself

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<v Speaker 3>ex Give me.

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<v Speaker 2>A fucking break, dude, Yeah, of course their attention spans

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<v Speaker 2>have deteriorated in weeks. They just got a magic machine

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<v Speaker 2>that shows them pictures of another world and tells them

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<v Speaker 2>answers to questions they have about their gods, who turns

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<v Speaker 2>out don't exist. Here's the thing, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The only argument I'm make and I'm not again, this

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<v Speaker 1>is more just a funny take on like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>fun I don't give a shit. I really don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a shit. I don't care if everyone rots in the gutter,

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<v Speaker 1>not because I don't care about people. If that's their choice.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're like, hey, i'd like to be a street

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<v Speaker 1>person or whatever they're called nowadays, the unhoused.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm black.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I don't care what you want to do. Just

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<v Speaker 1>don't impede my walking path. I'd ask you to sleep

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<v Speaker 1>around it if that's your choice. But I will say

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<v Speaker 1>it is kind of weird that two weeks in I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if they were saying like they're fascinated by the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, yeah, I fucking get it, magic machine,

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<v Speaker 1>black box. Who knows what's going on inside this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised they didn't beat it to death when it

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<v Speaker 1>first fucking turned. On the other side of it is

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<v Speaker 1>we can can't we kind of just use common sense

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<v Speaker 1>and see that having access to all of the information

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<v Speaker 1>in the world, and as we're about to see, all

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<v Speaker 1>of the pornography in the world as a teen male,

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<v Speaker 1>might distract you from some of the things you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do in the regular world. And you go, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, that's a amazon and tribe. But can't we

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<v Speaker 1>then apply it maybe towards the society we're living in

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<v Speaker 1>now and be like, you know, these people are just

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<v Speaker 1>not not necessarily the phone, but like the access to

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<v Speaker 1>the portal. These people do not give a shit about

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<v Speaker 1>their real life anymore, and it's sad. We'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>that point.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you think, if you think it's sad

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<v Speaker 2>not to care about living in a in a bone

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<v Speaker 2>jungle and dying from sepsis when you're twenty six, and

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<v Speaker 2>that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think they don't know any better.

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<v Speaker 2>Good life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, but so what like it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>good life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a it's so it's good to just leave that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that that that what is that the noble

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<v Speaker 2>tribesman myth? Like, I don't buy that shit, man, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I agree that you're right. These people they can't handle

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<v Speaker 2>this because it is so too much, too mess. Right, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not my fault that these people dropped off

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<v Speaker 2>computers and cell phones, but not adderall.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, if these guys were all fired up on some addies,

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<v Speaker 1>they'd be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>They still get all their fucking bone shores done.

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<v Speaker 1>Where where's Oh he's in the field plowing. It's midnight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's all juiced up. He couldn't sleep, you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>just had to get out field.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the old culture is bones.

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<v Speaker 1>These are South Americans too. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 1>did click click noises for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, it all sounds the same once you get

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<v Speaker 2>to a certain complexion.

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<v Speaker 3>The tribe's first female leader says that some people in

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<v Speaker 3>the tribe continue to uphold traditional practices.

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<v Speaker 1>The tribe's first female leader said one of the young

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<v Speaker 1>men came up to her and said she belongs in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen. I love the idea of all of these

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<v Speaker 1>Amazonian tribesmen fucking finding Andrew Tait first on Twitter, like

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<v Speaker 1>the cobra whatever he's called, the co Broo King or

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<v Speaker 2>His usernationing to take tampon. I always imagine that when

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<v Speaker 2>these indigenous people get this stuff that it is, even

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<v Speaker 2>if it's the Internet or a computer, it's still like old,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like I feel like they can only watch

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<v Speaker 2>movies from like before nineteen eighty eight, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like the the newest song they know is love Shack

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<v Speaker 2>by the B fifty two's. I feel like, no matter

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<v Speaker 2>what we give them, that's the only programming they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to have access to. So the only porn they're getting

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<v Speaker 2>is like barely even showing penetration, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Real skin imax type stuff. Okay, right, fair, fair fair,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, but you know what, I don't know, let's

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<v Speaker 3>And many are increasingly spending their afternoons on their phones.

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<v Speaker 3>Pornography is a more pressing concern. The leader of Ruber

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<v Speaker 3>Association of villages highlighted that young men are sharing explicit

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<v Speaker 1>Magine, Imagine they started taking videos of girls in their tribe.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine they started their own only tribes and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine the only plans only clans. Could you imagine the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bush on some of those women in those tribes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I mean guys are into that. That would

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<v Speaker 2>be a big, big cell.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude. My my Twitter Twitter is nuke for me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going deeper only it's all porn star shit. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you follow us on Twitter, jump on Instagram for the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Hajas, But fucking some of these girls that pop

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<v Speaker 1>up with the bush and then the asshole bush.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, just like whole Bush is just out of this

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<v Speaker 2>world these days.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's like the acceptance thing needs to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Now now I'm back on board on this side. What

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<v Speaker 1>are we doing? We can't just run free.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not making with this flip flop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not for the slippery slope of banning pornography, but

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<v Speaker 1>I may soon be for the practice of banning asshole

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<v Speaker 1>bush because I don't like it, and it's really fucking gross.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's fine on dudes, yeah no, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>A culture that disapproves of public displays of affection. There

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<v Speaker 3>are also reports of more aggressive sexual behavior among young

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<v Speaker 2>They rape each other. Okay, they didn't give me any numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just like they're more aggressive and they're sharing dirty

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of buttoled hair.

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<v Speaker 1>These people don't have numbers. And then the Indians are like,

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<v Speaker 1>how many of your people are fucking being affected by this?

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<v Speaker 1>And they go.

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<v Speaker 2>Discovered them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet I want to know those search histories, though, do

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<v Speaker 1>they know this is like, this is my ignorance, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that, so I'm not meaning befn. Do these people

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<v Speaker 1>know letters and stuff? Like I'm changing up them as

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<v Speaker 1>an uncontacted tribe, Like are they gonna know how to

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<v Speaker 1>type on the keyboard and set this shit up? Or

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Like I'd literally thought, if you drop this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff off to a tribe where they have fucking bones

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<v Speaker 1>going through their noses that go to either side of

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<v Speaker 1>their ears, as you notice this one here, I think

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<v Speaker 1>they drop this shit off, they would literally burn it,

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<v Speaker 1>like you would come back to like a giant lithium fire,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple days later because they would just torch everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I really know, some of these cultures are very forward

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<v Speaker 2>thinking and open minded. Like I bet you anything, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a trans in this group. Now there's probably like ten.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a Remember we were looking at the thread

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<v Speaker 1>of like the oh we'll do that for the patreon,

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<v Speaker 1>those most offensive tweets here you go, that'll be the Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was one in there that relates to this.

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<v Speaker 1>But sorry, you sign up for the Patreon. How Internet

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<v Speaker 1>reached the tribe, we already know that right Elon gave

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<v Speaker 1>it Tomo my Gritty's goon.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that Kim jong U?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that was Elon?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, that looks like Kim jonger.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's say we'll watch this.

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<v Speaker 3>At the center of the Marubo tribe is the family

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<v Speaker 3>of Sebastian.

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<v Speaker 5>Marubo, who was the force to go outside the forest.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he got a little eighty stashed. You're right, they're

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties. Even when he comes into society, he's

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<v Speaker 1>dressed like he's in Miami Vice. He lives like an

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<v Speaker 1>extra in Miami Vice.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're standing by a private jet on a run

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<v Speaker 2>on a runway. It had sunset.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh, man, that's what I was gonna say. You said,

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<v Speaker 1>only movies before nineteen eighty eight. Imagine they see Back

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<v Speaker 1>to the Future and they're like, our God is Marty

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<v Speaker 1>McFly and then they see him nowaday, now, oh, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you have dread in the Amazonian community?

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<v Speaker 2>You know he's got a demon.

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<v Speaker 1>His a demon is twisting his body at all hours

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<v Speaker 1>of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>The physical demons are intorting our god into silly putty.

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<v Speaker 1>They showed him playing with playing guitar with Coldplay at

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<v Speaker 1>GST what is it, gaston Berg, Glaston Burrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the big UK festival that they have, like the

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<v Speaker 1>Redding Festival. You a big one too, Yeah, but they

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<v Speaker 1>had Michael J.

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<v Speaker 2>Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>But dude, he is a pretzel and it's so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't he just kill himself?

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<v Speaker 1>He makes it?

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<v Speaker 2>What does he do in his daytime? That's so good

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<v Speaker 2>that he's got to wake up every morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the Future is my favorite movie of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>So I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so he deserves it to be. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>best movie ever made in my opinion. Yes, So I

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<v Speaker 1>hope he does, and I hope he owns no mirrors

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<v Speaker 1>in his home. None whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'd be distracting.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to All right, let's finish this. We

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<v Speaker 1>might as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the leader of the next generation. He helped bring

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<v Speaker 3>internet to the tribe. Two factors contributed to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that the captions are making up for poor English,

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<v Speaker 1>she said generation he helped. He helped to bring internet

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<v Speaker 1>to the tribe.

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<v Speaker 5>We bring internet to the tribe. Two factors.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe the cap I'm stupid. Sorry he contributed to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Bush basket talk?

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<v Speaker 1>I said that? Who I said that? Other funny thing though,

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<v Speaker 1>minute ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember Oh yeah about the pez dispensers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, feels president announcement of the arrival of Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 3>Starling in the Amazon in twenty twenty two. Starlin provides

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<v Speaker 3>satellite based internet and doesn't need infrastructure on the ground. Additionally,

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<v Speaker 3>no perceived help from space tech entrepreneur Alison bring the

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<v Speaker 3>satellite to the Amazon. Renaw even paid for the satellites.

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<v Speaker 3>The Internet then reached the phones of the tribe's people

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<v Speaker 3>and became an instant hit, with WhatsApp becoming the it's

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<v Speaker 3>your favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait, WhatsApp is like a shoot off of Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought like it's owned by Facebook. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like texting and what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I think motherfuckers don't got iye message?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you tell like Facebook, you don't have friends

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<v Speaker 1>that go to different schools. Now, motherfucker, you're the only

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<v Speaker 1>person you know in like, I don't know thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>miles with.

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<v Speaker 2>Internet, dude. No, they trade with other tribes for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe tribe. Maybe that's why they got the Internet because

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<v Speaker 2>the other tribe was always telling them about have you

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<v Speaker 2>heard of Diopolo?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like back in the high school, early high

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<v Speaker 1>by late high school, everyone had Facebook. But early high

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<v Speaker 1>school I knew people who no I didn't, I knew,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I did. I knew one girl probably mid

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<v Speaker 1>high school because I was already working when I knew

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<v Speaker 1>this whose sister had like Facebook because she went to

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<v Speaker 1>a college. Remember it only rolled out knowledges at first.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, all right, Well that's good, that's good. All

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<v Speaker 1>this happened. I think there's a dread in this country

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<v Speaker 1>that needs to be addressed, and I think politicians are

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that need to do it. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to throw this gentleman's hat as he is doing,

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<v Speaker 1>into the ring for the presidency. I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>if this guy would have your support, if you like

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<v Speaker 1>his policies, if you don't. Hey, guys, I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be boring, but we're just going to go

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<v Speaker 1>through this guy's stuff and see if he's a worthy

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<v Speaker 1>candidate to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough is that r FK.

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<v Speaker 7>Vote for me because I'm not fucking ninety five years

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<v Speaker 7>old and i still remember where I parked my truck

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<v Speaker 7>a few hours ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm running for shit.

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<v Speaker 7>Vote for me, and I'll make it a law that

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<v Speaker 7>if you talk shit on the internet, you have to

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<v Speaker 7>fishbot in real life because I'm running for shit, but

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<v Speaker 7>for me, and I'll make everybody that's in the fucking

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<v Speaker 7>Senate and Congress working fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Food over the next eight fucking years.

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<v Speaker 7>Because I'm running for shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Vote for me.

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<v Speaker 7>And if we got a problem with the the country,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll catch a fair one with their leader and it'll

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<v Speaker 7>be fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Done with no more wars.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm running for shit. This message is approved by

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Long.

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<v Speaker 2>At least be right. Vote for me, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great solution to war. You just have the

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<v Speaker 2>two world leaders duke it out. Then everybody just elects

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<v Speaker 2>the most jacked leader.

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<v Speaker 1>You okay, there's an old Star Trek episode. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't think it was going in this direction, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take it there where they would model their

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<v Speaker 1>wars within like an AI type system, and they would

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<v Speaker 1>see like I would do all right, me versus Shane.

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<v Speaker 1>I would do this strategy. I would flank on this

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<v Speaker 1>side and do this while you're formulating your strategy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And what would happen is you killed two hundred of

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<v Speaker 1>my guys and I killed one hundred and fifty of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>They would then take two hundred people in your society

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<v Speaker 1>and one hundred and fifty people in my society and

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<v Speaker 1>peacefully execute them. Now, this was this was the original

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<v Speaker 1>start one with Kirk and everything. No, just nice euthanasia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's totally fine. So what happened is Kirk fucking destroyed

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<v Speaker 1>the box that you know, the AI box. I assume

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<v Speaker 1>he did, like a real Zoolander. It's in the computer type.

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<v Speaker 1>They started pounding on it. But the point was war

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<v Speaker 1>is meant to be so non sanitized, like war is

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<v Speaker 1>meant to not be sanitized, so that way we can

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<v Speaker 1>stop it sooner by not killing as many people. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that was the problem in the episode, like their

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<v Speaker 1>populations were declining because they were having war so often

430
00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:48.319
<v Speaker 1>because there was no You never had to see limbs

431
00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:51.400
<v Speaker 1>blown off of a person or a guy fucking tweaking

432
00:22:51.440 --> 00:22:53.519
<v Speaker 1>in a grocery store because he thought he heard an

433
00:22:53.519 --> 00:22:57.279
<v Speaker 1>ied or anything like that. It was just peaceful euthanasia.

434
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<v Speaker 1>And I think a part of war is seeing the

435
00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:05.200
<v Speaker 1>dirty and this and that. But not if we did

436
00:23:05.240 --> 00:23:08.400
<v Speaker 1>this guy's idea, you would just put in place of

437
00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:13.240
<v Speaker 1>president like the most jacked best fighter of your country,

438
00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and then maybe we figure out like territory things, like

439
00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:18.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe they come to us and they're like, hey, we

440
00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:20.880
<v Speaker 1>want to take Florida and we're like, well, we would

441
00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:24.640
<v Speaker 1>will take Belarus then, and then their world leader goes

442
00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:27.079
<v Speaker 1>up against our world leader and fucking fist fights.

443
00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:31.559
<v Speaker 2>Why because I mean, Florida is a shithole, but it's

444
00:23:31.559 --> 00:23:32.720
<v Speaker 2>a lot bigger.

445
00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:35.720
<v Speaker 1>Than Belarus, I think, so. Yeah, but then we'd have

446
00:23:35.759 --> 00:23:40.240
<v Speaker 1>European ground and isn't Belarus landlocked? Yeah, we would want

447
00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:42.519
<v Speaker 1>that though, that's where we put our missiles that we

448
00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:44.720
<v Speaker 1>don't anymore because it's just fist fighting.

449
00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Now, how are we going to get the missiles there.

450
00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:49.160
<v Speaker 2>If we don't have access to a coastline.

451
00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I guess we'll have to win a coastline too. I

452
00:23:50.759 --> 00:23:53.200
<v Speaker 1>guess it's going to be a double fight tonight, bab.

453
00:23:55.240 --> 00:23:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Train, real hard, dude.

454
00:23:57.079 --> 00:24:01.519
<v Speaker 1>I guess President Kama Show is gonna have to step up.

455
00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that what this guy's name is?

456
00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:04.119
<v Speaker 8>No?

457
00:24:04.400 --> 00:24:07.400
<v Speaker 1>That was us No, yeah, you asked me the other

458
00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:13.400
<v Speaker 1>day the president of idiocracy and it was Camacho. Oh nice, nice, Yeah,

459
00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:18.640
<v Speaker 1>he followed up, I did. I want to tell a

460
00:24:18.680 --> 00:24:22.119
<v Speaker 1>story real quick. I actually did what I did a

461
00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:30.799
<v Speaker 1>month ago. Again. I was pulling into Walmart, uh, probably

462
00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:34.839
<v Speaker 1>like two saturdays ago, maybe Sunday, and I'm pulling in

463
00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:37.759
<v Speaker 1>and there's like a weird like stop sign and then

464
00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:42.039
<v Speaker 1>like four feet of sidewalk and then you turn in right.

465
00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:44.519
<v Speaker 1>So I come to the stop sign, I stop. I

466
00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:46.559
<v Speaker 1>pull up to the four feet of the sidewalk and

467
00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:49.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna turn left, all right. I know it's complicated,

468
00:24:49.839 --> 00:24:56.440
<v Speaker 1>seems like Terrence Howard math. Don't worry as I'm turning late.

469
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<v Speaker 2>With the geography and a taken movie this late, and

470
00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:01.400
<v Speaker 2>he blows.

471
00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:04.599
<v Speaker 1>Through the area right where I was turning into almost

472
00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:05.039
<v Speaker 1>hits me.

473
00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:06.799
<v Speaker 2>So like right by your front end.

474
00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Sure. Now, technically I had already passed my stop sign,

475
00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:11.920
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna say I had the stop sign last,

476
00:25:12.279 --> 00:25:14.599
<v Speaker 1>so I understand it. I put my hand up. I go,

477
00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:16.720
<v Speaker 1>sorry about that. Go ahead, because she kind of like

478
00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:21.000
<v Speaker 1>half stopped. She immediately just flips me off, and I

479
00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:26.759
<v Speaker 1>see her mouth fuck you, fuck you. Oh well, she's

480
00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:31.720
<v Speaker 1>going to Walmart. I'm going to Walmart. So I watch

481
00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:37.119
<v Speaker 1>her park, and I park and I come around the

482
00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:41.680
<v Speaker 1>passenger side door. Now I kept my distance so I

483
00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:46.119
<v Speaker 1>can fucking, you know, avoid gunshots if she's packing or whatever.

484
00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:48.519
<v Speaker 1>But I come around the passenger side door, probably like

485
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>three spots away, and I go like this, I go,

486
00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:54.279
<v Speaker 1>put your window down, put your window down, and she

487
00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:57.440
<v Speaker 1>puts it down. She goes, yes, yes, I said, did

488
00:25:57.519 --> 00:25:59.599
<v Speaker 1>you just flip me off and scream fuck you at

489
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:04.160
<v Speaker 1>me back there? And I was fucking heated. She goes,

490
00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>she goes, well, you did it first, you did it first.

491
00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I went like this. I go, no, no, no. I

492
00:26:10.039 --> 00:26:12.480
<v Speaker 1>put my hand up to say I was sorry, and

493
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>then I said, go on, go on, I'm sorry, and

494
00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:18.440
<v Speaker 1>she goes, oh, oh god, oh god, I'm so sorry

495
00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:18.920
<v Speaker 1>about that.

496
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:22.119
<v Speaker 6>And then you thought you're flipping her off like this,

497
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:24.680
<v Speaker 6>I guess, so, yeah, with an open hand.

498
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:26.519
<v Speaker 1>She thought I had a flipper, and I was just

499
00:26:26.559 --> 00:26:27.839
<v Speaker 1>fucking just the one.

500
00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:31.119
<v Speaker 9>I thought all your fingers had melted together in a

501
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:34.279
<v Speaker 9>lava lamp accident, and I thought that was the only

502
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:36.920
<v Speaker 9>way you give the finger was to stick up your

503
00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:39.279
<v Speaker 9>whole flappy flipper hand.

504
00:26:39.640 --> 00:26:43.559
<v Speaker 1>Careful with your microphone. You just drove it into your shirt.

505
00:26:43.640 --> 00:26:48.279
<v Speaker 1>But yes, so I go, I come around. I go, No, No,

506
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:50.319
<v Speaker 1>I was living. She goes, Oh my god, Oh I'm

507
00:26:50.359 --> 00:26:52.640
<v Speaker 1>so sorry about that. Oh I'm so sorry. I go,

508
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:55.240
<v Speaker 1>you really have no idea who you're flipping off or

509
00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:58.880
<v Speaker 1>screaming fuck to? Right? What do you mean? What do

510
00:26:58.960 --> 00:27:00.799
<v Speaker 1>you mean? What do you mean? I go, well, I

511
00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:02.880
<v Speaker 1>could have been anyone. I could have had anything in

512
00:27:02.920 --> 00:27:05.680
<v Speaker 1>my car, could do anything right now, you'd have no

513
00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:07.759
<v Speaker 1>way of stop in that. So is it really a

514
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.599
<v Speaker 1>smart idea to be screaming fuck you at just anyone?

515
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:11.079
<v Speaker 2>You see?

516
00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I don't know. I didn't, I didn't mean anything.

517
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:17.599
<v Speaker 1>I go, well, that's how I took it. So you're

518
00:27:17.640 --> 00:27:20.240
<v Speaker 1>just lucky. I guess you're lucky today, aren't you? That

519
00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:22.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a different guy? It was the coolest thing

520
00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:26.039
<v Speaker 1>I've ever said. My fucking leg was shaking with adrenaline

521
00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, do I go hit this lady?

522
00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:29.960
<v Speaker 1>What do I do? Wasn't it? Yeah?

523
00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, like, did you threaten a raper?

524
00:27:32.039 --> 00:27:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Yet? No I didn't. I was thinking about it, so

525
00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:38.839
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, oh, fuck it, Well, I had

526
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>a I had a crazy rob yelled that at a

527
00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:43.480
<v Speaker 1>manager I think one time.

528
00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:45.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I remember that.

529
00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:50.519
<v Speaker 1>It was something like he had a necklace on. It

530
00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>was like a Jesus chain across and he was a

531
00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:59.559
<v Speaker 1>real ginzo I think. And the general manager of the

532
00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:03.599
<v Speaker 1>store of the AMC. It was a movie theater, bossy

533
00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:06.519
<v Speaker 1>boss no, no, no, it's important because of this. The

534
00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:08.920
<v Speaker 1>general manager was like, you gotta take that chain off,

535
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:13.039
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, no, that's my chain. And there was

536
00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:16.079
<v Speaker 1>a there was a grown man with a kid getting

537
00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:18.960
<v Speaker 1>popcorn from him. She goes her name was Denise. She goes,

538
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:21.519
<v Speaker 1>you gotta take that chain off, and he takes the

539
00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:24.079
<v Speaker 1>chain and holds it out like this, you know, And

540
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:27.319
<v Speaker 1>he goes to the father and the kid and he goes, hey,

541
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:31.440
<v Speaker 1>is this stopping you from having a good time? And

542
00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:34.799
<v Speaker 1>my father goes no, no, it's fine, and he goes,

543
00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:37.279
<v Speaker 1>all right, good. Then later on he was talking to

544
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:37.720
<v Speaker 1>one of the.

545
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Managers that he goes.

546
00:28:42.039 --> 00:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>He goes, he's talking to a different manager again, not

547
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:46.599
<v Speaker 1>a general manager, the one below them, but it was

548
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:48.759
<v Speaker 1>still a manager that could have fired him. And he

549
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:51.799
<v Speaker 1>goes Denise, and she's so tough, always talking to me.

550
00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:54.599
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't she realize I'm a man and I could fucking

551
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:59.680
<v Speaker 1>rape her. Whoooo, crazy Rob when we did call him

552
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:04.079
<v Speaker 1>crazy Rob for the audience, he's crazy. Yeah. So then

553
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:06.119
<v Speaker 1>I went into that one warre and I think I

554
00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:08.440
<v Speaker 1>saw that woman two more times, and I turned a

555
00:29:08.480 --> 00:29:11.920
<v Speaker 1>different aisle quickly because I don't want to ruin that

556
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:13.799
<v Speaker 1>last good line I had on her.

557
00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:16.839
<v Speaker 2>You should have snuck up behind her real quick and

558
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:18.519
<v Speaker 2>like whispered in her ear, Like.

559
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>I should have came up with one of those knives

560
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:27.759
<v Speaker 1>they sell with the plastic kind of like just no no, no, no

561
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:32.000
<v Speaker 1>no no, like they sell cooking knives, but they are Yeah,

562
00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:35.559
<v Speaker 1>it's got a sheath, but then it's got a stretch.

563
00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:37.559
<v Speaker 1>We have it, so it's like tied on somehow, like

564
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:39.039
<v Speaker 1>you have to cut it off when you get home.

565
00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:41.880
<v Speaker 1>But imagine you don't have anything else sharp, and you're

566
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:44.519
<v Speaker 1>buying a knife because you want something sharp, and then

567
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>you can't get the sheath off because you can't cut

568
00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:48.599
<v Speaker 1>the little band on it to open them up.

569
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.839
<v Speaker 2>Imagine you had a gun but the magazine was super

570
00:29:53.839 --> 00:29:54.880
<v Speaker 2>glued inside of it.

571
00:29:55.000 --> 00:29:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh, what are you gonna do? You only got that

572
00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:00.359
<v Speaker 1>many shots if it was even low. Well, wait, a way,

573
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:02.440
<v Speaker 1>you could cock it back and load it from the top.

574
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:04.839
<v Speaker 1>I know that's a dumb question. They're doing fireworks outside

575
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:05.119
<v Speaker 1>by them.

576
00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:06.519
<v Speaker 2>You could do one round at a time, but you

577
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:08.359
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be able to get them in the magazine.

578
00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you could still tick the top and then

579
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:12.440
<v Speaker 1>put it in and whatever.

580
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:16.359
<v Speaker 2>All right, Yeah, but there's a guy's dick and ball

581
00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:22.640
<v Speaker 2>super blue inside the barrel, so you'd have to.

582
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Blow his cock and balls off to get your one

583
00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:29.359
<v Speaker 1>shot gun one shot at a time. Muskeet handgun block.

584
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:32.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think it's because of the sheer magnitude of

585
00:30:32.359 --> 00:30:35.240
<v Speaker 2>the fucking mush that's crammed in there. I don't even

586
00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:40.200
<v Speaker 2>know if the gun or fire. The firing pin might

587
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:43.279
<v Speaker 2>be jammed all the way back against the hammer already

588
00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:45.319
<v Speaker 2>just from all the the man.

589
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Meat is he is he an anti gun protester? Is

590
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:54.200
<v Speaker 1>he an anti war processing white? He's really he's really

591
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:57.799
<v Speaker 1>pushing for stronger bridges in the like.

592
00:30:58.240 --> 00:31:00.319
<v Speaker 2>It was like that he was inspired by that Ndel

593
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Jenner commercial. He saw he's all cop pointing his gun

594
00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:08.400
<v Speaker 2>at this black teen in the street, and he's.

595
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:11.039
<v Speaker 1>Like, no, I can't allow it.

596
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:12.799
<v Speaker 2>And he did the only thing you could think of

597
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:18.160
<v Speaker 2>instead of putting a flower in a PEPSI can.

598
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the cringey fucking thing Cher said about

599
00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>George Floyd.

600
00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:28.039
<v Speaker 2>She was a black bastard.

601
00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 1>Liam Neeson that was taken. Uh No, she said she

602
00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:38.400
<v Speaker 1>wished she was there so she could have used her

603
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:44.160
<v Speaker 1>celebrity to like fucking like bring him to life. And

604
00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:48.839
<v Speaker 1>have you seen gypsies, tramps and thieves. One wish granted

605
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:51.920
<v Speaker 1>to bring one black person back to life, and they

606
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:54.319
<v Speaker 1>put a different guy three streets over who got shot.

607
00:31:55.799 --> 00:32:03.599
<v Speaker 1>They're like this one was yeah, But no, she said

608
00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>like she wished she was there so she could use

609
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:10.039
<v Speaker 1>her celebrity to like distract the cops or something. I'm

610
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:13.319
<v Speaker 1>sure I fucking love share. It was the dumbest statement

611
00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:17.119
<v Speaker 1>I have ever heard in my life. Okay, what was

612
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I just said?

613
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:22.759
<v Speaker 2>It was she would she would distract the cop and

614
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.640
<v Speaker 2>then what that's it. She would distract the cop and

615
00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:28.279
<v Speaker 2>and then I can stop him from killing the guy

616
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.960
<v Speaker 2>on the ground. Yeah, he was already distracted by all

617
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.200
<v Speaker 2>the people yelling at him in videotape.

618
00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:36.119
<v Speaker 1>None of them were off, none of them were.

619
00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:40.279
<v Speaker 2>Share That's true. If maybe if Eric Hovin had been

620
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:44.119
<v Speaker 2>a gay man from the early nineties, Yeah, he would

621
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:45.400
<v Speaker 2>have bowed down in the aura.

622
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:50.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what Eric Homan would have done. Yes, Hovind right, No,

623
00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Derek Chauvin.

624
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, who's Eric Hovin?

625
00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

626
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Guy.

627
00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:57.720
<v Speaker 1>He used to work with the Launcher and.

628
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:03.720
<v Speaker 2>No, that's an evangelical Christian. I think KENTBN Kent, Kent Hoven. Yeah,

629
00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:06.240
<v Speaker 2>he's I think he uh, he's to debate a bunch

630
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:07.279
<v Speaker 2>of fucking idiots.

631
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:12.319
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, yeah, fucking idiots. Derek Chauvin, Yes.

632
00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he's a she's I mean, I don't know.

633
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:20.039
<v Speaker 2>It just dependent on the fact that he's a share fan,

634
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.119
<v Speaker 2>because I can't imagine he is. He looks like he

635
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:27.799
<v Speaker 2>listens to like Darth Brooks, Toby Keith, you know, like

636
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:30.319
<v Speaker 2>all all that mainstream country that was real popular in

637
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:33.359
<v Speaker 2>the early two thousands. That's his jam. He got married

638
00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:33.519
<v Speaker 2>to that.

639
00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:43.880
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool. I guess I'm sorry. I got Twitter

640
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:49.319
<v Speaker 1>just suspend it in account. I guess they're back. I

641
00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:53.880
<v Speaker 1>fight for kids. So I think they're pedo hunters. And

642
00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:57.039
<v Speaker 1>it sparked me because I have a video of a

643
00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.680
<v Speaker 1>pedal hunter I wanted to show you, and I don't

644
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:01.480
<v Speaker 1>like that it was normally. I think they're a little

645
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 1>I like the I like the idea of hunting down pedophile.

646
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a little unfair. Maybe you should beat

647
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>them in a game of wit or physical strength. I

648
00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>think it's quite unfair some fucking British aristocrat pedophile arguing

649
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:18.599
<v Speaker 1>that I just made my glasses worse by cleaning them

650
00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:21.360
<v Speaker 1>and I don't even wear glasses. That's the crazy thing.

651
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why we don't take the sounds of

652
00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:27.519
<v Speaker 2>the Lambs approach with pedophiles, where we like make skin.

653
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's the solution for after we do the

654
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:35.719
<v Speaker 2>first part, where we we get like the most worst pedophile,

655
00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:38.599
<v Speaker 2>like wherever he is locked up somewhere, like in a

656
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>in a box.

657
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:42.840
<v Speaker 1>You know, I've made this argument for ten years. I

658
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:43.400
<v Speaker 1>agree with you.

659
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead and we have him like make a psychological

660
00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:51.920
<v Speaker 2>profile and and give us all the you know, like

661
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:57.679
<v Speaker 2>the the the lowdown, like the freaky stuff. And then

662
00:34:57.760 --> 00:35:03.039
<v Speaker 2>he leads us to Buffalo Bill, who's now a pedophile. Hmmm,

663
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I a skinner of women.

664
00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:08.559
<v Speaker 1>It'd be funny because I too quickly agreed with your

665
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>statement there. It would have been funny if you followed

666
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:12.960
<v Speaker 1>it up with we took a pedophile, the worst one,

667
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>and we put them in a box, and then we

668
00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:16.360
<v Speaker 1>put in all the bad kids so we can fuck

669
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:18.840
<v Speaker 1>them to death, and then I will co sign that

670
00:35:18.960 --> 00:35:22.800
<v Speaker 1>for you. No, I had thought it was all these

671
00:35:22.840 --> 00:35:25.559
<v Speaker 1>people who say, like execute pedophile, execute them right away.

672
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I've never wanted to, not because they don't deserve that,

673
00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:33.199
<v Speaker 1>maybe punishment wise, but because like, how much data are

674
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>we not collecting on what makes these people tick?

675
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:40.840
<v Speaker 2>How are we I don't find out how to hurt them.

676
00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:43.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to just get ice.

677
00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I know ice.

678
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to just any freeze. I don't want

679
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:54.400
<v Speaker 1>to just stop pedophiles. I want to I went to

680
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:57.239
<v Speaker 1>an end to whatever causes it. I want to help

681
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:00.719
<v Speaker 1>them out, man. That's why I'm introducing the kid tracker app.

682
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know how much. See, I'm kind of like,

683
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:10.920
<v Speaker 2>even though I was just waxing poetic about technology and

684
00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:13.760
<v Speaker 2>how far we've come, I'm still skeptical about a lot

685
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.639
<v Speaker 2>of the pipe dreams that people have for the future.

686
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:22.880
<v Speaker 2>But it is shocking how many not just like weird

687
00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:27.599
<v Speaker 2>tech eccentric entrepreneur guys that that dude wants to live forever,

688
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:32.920
<v Speaker 2>not just them, but actual real scientists who seem to

689
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:37.079
<v Speaker 2>think that in like fifty to one hundred years, every

690
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:42.239
<v Speaker 2>disease will be just a matter of gene therapy, and

691
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:46.599
<v Speaker 2>that's including aging, And that's just fucking crazy to think about.

692
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I really am. I'm still very skeptical about the idea.

693
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:53.719
<v Speaker 2>But I just heard a guy today, a real doctor.

694
00:36:55.480 --> 00:37:02.159
<v Speaker 2>He's an expert on steroids. I think annibal steroids. But anyway,

695
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:04.599
<v Speaker 2>he was talking about this new drug that they've been

696
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:08.239
<v Speaker 2>testing on rats and mice for years and it's getting

697
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:12.039
<v Speaker 2>ready for clinical trials and humans. And it's a fucking

698
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:17.360
<v Speaker 2>workout pill. It's a pill that you take and it

699
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:21.000
<v Speaker 2>simulates all the physiological effects of working out.

700
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:28.239
<v Speaker 1>It levate hu maybe yeah, muscles tensing and then releasing.

701
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, spasming or whatever the action is that causes

702
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:33.719
<v Speaker 2>him to get those micro tears. Yeah, I guess like

703
00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:38.360
<v Speaker 2>little microflexes something like that. But yeah, and it works

704
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:41.159
<v Speaker 2>in the mice and rats. They they don't change the

705
00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:44.480
<v Speaker 2>animal's diet. They give them the medicine and the animals

706
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:46.440
<v Speaker 2>starts to lose fat and gain muscle.

707
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:50.079
<v Speaker 1>Wild there was there's this radio host I listened to

708
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and he went to a party and he met some

709
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.280
<v Speaker 1>tech guys, and there was one guy who was like,

710
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:59.000
<v Speaker 1>here take this pill, or like, ye, here take this pill.

711
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.039
<v Speaker 1>He goes, do you want to try this? And explained

712
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:02.320
<v Speaker 1>to what it is, and I'll explain to you what

713
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:06.519
<v Speaker 1>it is. It's a pill that I think he said.

714
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:09.760
<v Speaker 1>And this is me recounting what somebody else said multiple

715
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:12.760
<v Speaker 1>years ago. But I always found it fascinating. They could

716
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.480
<v Speaker 1>only get it up to like a half hour or

717
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:16.639
<v Speaker 1>an hour now. But it's a pill you take and

718
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:22.920
<v Speaker 1>sugars taste disgusting, like real natural whoas and corn syrups

719
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:25.519
<v Speaker 1>and whatever. So if you were a person who was

720
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>morbidly obese, basic, But he said, they want to get

721
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:31.360
<v Speaker 1>it up to like a twenty four hour or a

722
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:33.199
<v Speaker 1>twelve hour pill or something like that.

723
00:38:33.880 --> 00:38:36.920
<v Speaker 2>You just make make bad food taste bad.

724
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:40.119
<v Speaker 1>Right, watch if you could not be grinding your microphone more.

725
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I have a pin on my chest. I'm I'm

726
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:45.559
<v Speaker 2>oozing all the goo out of it right now.

727
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Can say, I think you touch your face too much

728
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:51.400
<v Speaker 1>and that's why you get those little breakouts.

729
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I have a lot of ingrown hairs here. Touch

730
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:55.239
<v Speaker 2>my face too much?

731
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:56.440
<v Speaker 1>You do? I do too.

732
00:38:57.519 --> 00:38:59.679
<v Speaker 2>I do touch my face too much. But the ingrown

733
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.679
<v Speaker 2>hair are from shaving every single day in the Marine

734
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:07.199
<v Speaker 2>Corps when I didn't have facial hair, like I had

735
00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:09.559
<v Speaker 2>like just little peach fuzz and they make you shave

736
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:12.360
<v Speaker 2>every single day, and I like, really fucked my skin

737
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:15.440
<v Speaker 2>up bad. It's never recovered at least on my jawline,

738
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:17.840
<v Speaker 2>in my cheeks. But you're right, I pick everything else

739
00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:18.679
<v Speaker 2>too much, for sure.

740
00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, doing that. Don't touch I know, man, touching your

741
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:22.039
<v Speaker 1>face a lot.

742
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:26.039
<v Speaker 2>I will show you a video. It's on my GoPro,

743
00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:27.920
<v Speaker 2>so I have to dig it out. But I have

744
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:30.639
<v Speaker 2>a video of the longest in grown hair at least

745
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:32.800
<v Speaker 2>of my life. It's like got to be at least

746
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:36.280
<v Speaker 2>three four inches. It was completely buried in my cheek

747
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:39.679
<v Speaker 2>and I dug it out with a safety pin and yeah, dude,

748
00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:41.400
<v Speaker 2>it was fucking gnarly. I'll show it to you. We

749
00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:42.519
<v Speaker 2>can watch it on the Patreon.

750
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.000
<v Speaker 1>What are those hairs that just like pop up and

751
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:48.079
<v Speaker 1>they're like an inch overnight.

752
00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:51.360
<v Speaker 2>You ever see those? I think those are probably just

753
00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:53.800
<v Speaker 2>they were under the skin and then they popped out.

754
00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Maybe, but sometimes there's not even any like damn it.

755
00:39:57.480 --> 00:40:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Maybe the skin maybe the hair just grows super Yeah.

756
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:02.280
<v Speaker 1>That would be weird.

757
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:02.639
<v Speaker 2>That's weird.

758
00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:04.800
<v Speaker 1>See a time lapse of that. That'd be pretty cool.

759
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:07.679
<v Speaker 2>It'd be like a Venus fly trap.

760
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Cool. I got a text from Instagram and they're telling

761
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:19.280
<v Speaker 1>me reset your Instagram password by clicking this link. That's

762
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:24.440
<v Speaker 1>not an Instagram interesting. Oh yeah, well, don't don't click

763
00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:29.320
<v Speaker 1>on that. I click on that link. Okay, okay, let

764
00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:32.519
<v Speaker 1>me show you this pedophile by the way, let's let's

765
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:36.159
<v Speaker 1>make this July is no pedo month. I'm gonna only

766
00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:38.159
<v Speaker 1>try and find American ship this month.

767
00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, I like that.

768
00:40:41.079 --> 00:40:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you?

769
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Are you implying that all other countries are petos?

770
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, the French, No, I just I'd like to I'd

771
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:55.880
<v Speaker 1>like to take a Yeah, I'd like only this one

772
00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:58.719
<v Speaker 1>tribe in Amazon are straight and that's how I feel

773
00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:02.199
<v Speaker 1>about it. It's them and Mriicans. We all love pussy.

774
00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:05.440
<v Speaker 1>It's just depends on what level of hair you prefer.

775
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, imagine they start searching. Imagine some guy's

776
00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>like twenty five in that tribe. He's been with his

777
00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:15.760
<v Speaker 1>wife for fifteen years now, and fucking he's had her

778
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:18.239
<v Speaker 1>gross body the whole die like you just did that

779
00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:20.360
<v Speaker 1>math and h He's looked at her gross by the

780
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.239
<v Speaker 1>whole time. And then he pulls up some porn star

781
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:27.480
<v Speaker 1>with a fucking bear badge just hanging out on top

782
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:31.960
<v Speaker 1>of red corvette or something. He's like, Oh, pussy brookn grown,

783
00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:33.440
<v Speaker 1>no hair, just a child.

784
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point. And he would know because

785
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:40.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean he saw his wife's when she was a child.

786
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:45.519
<v Speaker 1>All Right, here's a again. I'm not gonna make it

787
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:47.440
<v Speaker 1>a habit of even doing Peto vide is because too

788
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:49.519
<v Speaker 1>many other shows do him. I just like this one.

789
00:41:49.599 --> 00:41:51.599
<v Speaker 1>I think this is like one of the most pathetic

790
00:41:51.639 --> 00:41:54.760
<v Speaker 1>guys I've ever seen, and he's not retarded. I don't

791
00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:57.360
<v Speaker 1>like when they pick on the retarded guys. For these

792
00:41:57.400 --> 00:42:00.679
<v Speaker 1>peto hunters, where they're allowed to be pets, where they're like,

793
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:03.599
<v Speaker 1>they're like, Hi, I'm a fifteen year old boy, want

794
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:06.639
<v Speaker 1>to see my dick? And the pedal guys like, yeah, sure, whatever.

795
00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:09.960
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite storre Warers movie? Though? Which one is it?

796
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:12.000
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, did you like my kid dick? He

797
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:14.559
<v Speaker 1>goes you it was great? So I like Empire of

798
00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:15.880
<v Speaker 1>the Best cause.

799
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:20.000
<v Speaker 2>That's never happened. It might literally never happen if.

800
00:42:19.920 --> 00:42:22.559
<v Speaker 1>You've watched some of these these dudes are just looking

801
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:25.039
<v Speaker 1>for a friend most of the time, the retarded ones,

802
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:26.239
<v Speaker 1>not the normal ones.

803
00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:28.960
<v Speaker 2>By the way, aesthetic dude, this country is going down.

804
00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:31.159
<v Speaker 2>The goddamn everything sucks now.

805
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:33.840
<v Speaker 1>We need less internet and more tribes.

806
00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:36.239
<v Speaker 2>I know, we we do. We do need to be

807
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:40.840
<v Speaker 2>more tribal. All right, how old are you?

808
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:41.440
<v Speaker 4>Thirty five?

809
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Do you look like you should be friends with the

810
00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:47.679
<v Speaker 1>thirteen year old boy? Does it matter? Right? I think

811
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:50.960
<v Speaker 1>that matters. So first, let me assess, Let me assess.

812
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:55.079
<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about these vigilante pedo hunter guys.

813
00:42:55.840 --> 00:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it because it's one you're putting yourself

814
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:07.280
<v Speaker 2>and other people in extreme amounts of danger. I saw

815
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:09.239
<v Speaker 2>one it might have been you where an old man

816
00:43:09.280 --> 00:43:13.599
<v Speaker 2>showed up with a fucking revolver. Maybe I was with

817
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:15.199
<v Speaker 2>my wife and I saw that. But yeah, like some

818
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:18.119
<v Speaker 2>old man showed up for one of those Chris Hansen stings.

819
00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:20.639
<v Speaker 2>There's like a sixty five year old man and as

820
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:23.960
<v Speaker 2>soon as he opened the door, he had the gun

821
00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:26.880
<v Speaker 2>like drawn, and like the sheriffs like saw it and

822
00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:28.559
<v Speaker 2>that they immediately.

823
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Like oh yeah, they were like the gun gun yeah.

824
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:32.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So.

825
00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Then they fired seventy five shots into him. Yeah I

826
00:43:36.880 --> 00:43:40.679
<v Speaker 1>remember that, did they That was on the balcony. You

827
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:44.079
<v Speaker 1>didn't like because it was it was full a few

828
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:44.760
<v Speaker 1>guys full.

829
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right.

830
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:49.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and either you couldn't see the gun and then

831
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:52.199
<v Speaker 1>you saw it, but you didn't like the ricochet or.

832
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:56.039
<v Speaker 2>The excessive force. It's unnecessary. Yeah, like any thinking rational

833
00:43:56.079 --> 00:44:00.800
<v Speaker 2>person would know that it's done. But that's beside the point. Yeah,

834
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:03.159
<v Speaker 2>you're putting yourself and other people and a lot of

835
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:07.159
<v Speaker 2>danger because you don't know what this dangerous person who

836
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:09.880
<v Speaker 2>you're lowering into a dangerous situation.

837
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:14.920
<v Speaker 1>The most the most dangerous situation for them, Like yeah, right,

838
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:18.039
<v Speaker 1>you're you're going hey, hey here, hey, Shane, I have proof.

839
00:44:18.079 --> 00:44:20.119
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna put your way in prison for life. Hey, Shane,

840
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I got proof it's going to put you ten years

841
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:24.559
<v Speaker 1>and it called a pedophile. It's like, Yo, I'm gonna

842
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:27.239
<v Speaker 1>start swinging at you, man, Like what are you talking about?

843
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:30.079
<v Speaker 2>I get that it's a stupid idea, and not only

844
00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:33.559
<v Speaker 2>that it these videos are popular. A lot of people

845
00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:37.280
<v Speaker 2>like this stuff, and it empowers other people to want

846
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:39.079
<v Speaker 2>to go out and do it. I think it's just

847
00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:44.000
<v Speaker 2>a bad idea. Leave the policing to the police, as

848
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:45.960
<v Speaker 2>bad as they are at the job, but they're the

849
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:48.880
<v Speaker 2>ones that we pay and train to do it.

850
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:53.519
<v Speaker 1>So what about this? What if police reached out and

851
00:44:53.559 --> 00:44:59.559
<v Speaker 1>made a coordinated effort to use these guys' skills These

852
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:01.519
<v Speaker 1>guys do for free, right.

853
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm just wondering why they didn't go to the

854
00:45:03.320 --> 00:45:06.000
<v Speaker 2>police with this guy's information instead of confronting him in

855
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:09.079
<v Speaker 2>the store, you know, Like, but go on, the police

856
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:10.119
<v Speaker 2>could use their effort.

857
00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Sure, Well, I'm just saying, you know, they're obviously good

858
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:16.199
<v Speaker 1>at getting these guys whatever from what we see. At least,

859
00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:17.039
<v Speaker 1>they're obviously.

860
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Good at sweet talking pedophiles, you know, with their boy pussies.

861
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so why don't the police make a coordinated effort

862
00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:27.280
<v Speaker 1>to Hey, set this up. Blah blah blah blah blah.

863
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:29.519
<v Speaker 1>You're like in your a deputy whatever you want to

864
00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:32.320
<v Speaker 1>call it, your deputized, and then the police will go

865
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:36.079
<v Speaker 1>in and handle this matter rather than I don't I

866
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>don't have a problem with free extra help. But then yes,

867
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:41.599
<v Speaker 1>you have to work within the guidelines.

868
00:45:41.719 --> 00:45:44.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, I think that's like the thing where

869
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:48.559
<v Speaker 2>these guys, Yeah, these guys should probably if they want

870
00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:51.679
<v Speaker 2>to be doing this, they should probably be taking a

871
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:54.360
<v Speaker 2>note from I forget who it is. There's an organization

872
00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:56.559
<v Speaker 2>Chris Hansen has worked with on that to Catch a

873
00:45:56.559 --> 00:46:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Predator show. They're the group that lures the predator. And

874
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:04.480
<v Speaker 2>yeah they are, like they are I think, hired by

875
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:09.239
<v Speaker 2>different law enforcement agencies across the country. Find out how

876
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:14.079
<v Speaker 2>they got that gig, get whatever, licensing, bounty, hunting, whatever

877
00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:17.239
<v Speaker 2>you got to do to set up one of these stings.

878
00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:19.519
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you go and talk to your local sheriff department.

879
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:21.760
<v Speaker 2>You show them like, hey, here's some of the videos

880
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:24.119
<v Speaker 2>we got. We don't want to be slapping them anymore.

881
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:27.559
<v Speaker 2>We'd rather just lure them and then you arrest them. Yeah,

882
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.559
<v Speaker 2>it would be way better if these pedophile hunters took

883
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:34.079
<v Speaker 2>the initiative to try and involve the police instead of

884
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:36.400
<v Speaker 2>trying to go out and beat up this poor old,

885
00:46:36.440 --> 00:46:40.039
<v Speaker 2>fat pedophile, poor fat pedophile.

886
00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:44.840
<v Speaker 1>He's not two of those one guy.

887
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:48.000
<v Speaker 10>He looks like that one guy. I don't know what

888
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:52.360
<v Speaker 10>place him. He's in a lot of movies and shows though.

889
00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:55.440
<v Speaker 10>He's like, was he Ray Romano's brother on those show?

890
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:55.639
<v Speaker 1>No?

891
00:46:55.960 --> 00:47:01.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was Ray Romano's brother, I think on the show. No, no, fuck,

892
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:03.079
<v Speaker 2>he was on a thing with Ray Ramono I think.

893
00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:04.800
<v Speaker 2>But he wasn't the brother.

894
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.199
<v Speaker 1>I can't identify him. He's got kind of like a

895
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:09.039
<v Speaker 1>dopey wopp look on his face.

896
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:11.840
<v Speaker 2>He looks like he was probably a plumber.

897
00:47:11.760 --> 00:47:14.280
<v Speaker 1>But he acts like a pulse. No, he's soft hands,

898
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:15.599
<v Speaker 1>he's real soft hands.

899
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:19.239
<v Speaker 2>You think so, yeah he's a pedophile.

900
00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a pedophiles aren't hard hands.

901
00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:24.199
<v Speaker 2>John Wayne Gacy was a pedophile. He had some hard

902
00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:25.119
<v Speaker 2>fucking hands.

903
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:29.159
<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't. He was like a county commissioner or something, wasn't.

904
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:31.239
<v Speaker 2>He He got into politics, but before that he was

905
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:33.400
<v Speaker 2>a contractor. I think I think he built stuff.

906
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:37.599
<v Speaker 1>Mmmm, Okay, maybe I'll give you that. Then that's fair.

907
00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:39.840
<v Speaker 2>And he dug all those holes.

908
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:42.079
<v Speaker 1>No, he used the crawl space.

909
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he dug. How do you think you get thirty

910
00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:48.639
<v Speaker 2>three bodies in a crawl space? I had a crawl space.

911
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:50.960
<v Speaker 2>You can't sit thirty three of them down there? They

912
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:51.559
<v Speaker 2>were dug.

913
00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:55.159
<v Speaker 1>Don't be jealous that John Wayne Gacy has a bigger

914
00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:58.360
<v Speaker 1>house than you. Okay, he's got more square footage.

915
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:01.880
<v Speaker 2>He did not. He had a little rinky dink ass house.

916
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Do anybody, No, no, no, no, no no. I don't want

917
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:10.360
<v Speaker 1>you disparaging Americans during this month. You go aheads right

918
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:12.159
<v Speaker 1>in you. But I'm gonna google his house.

919
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Oh, let's see the square footage. Now I went

920
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:17.079
<v Speaker 2>into the actual square footage.

921
00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I do too.

922
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:22.559
<v Speaker 2>Eight thirteen. Wow, that looks like a little ass shack.

923
00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah see that's totally different.

924
00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah. We we tore down the murder house

925
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:33.000
<v Speaker 2>and put up this nice modular Look.

926
00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:34.199
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty big.

927
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Man, that's not bigger than mine. Okay, all right, but

928
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what though. He does have a lot

929
00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:43.559
<v Speaker 2>more garbage in his backyard, that's for sure.

930
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:47.119
<v Speaker 1>I think I think that they were looking for the bodies.

931
00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's got a lot more body parts.

932
00:48:51.239 --> 00:48:54.159
<v Speaker 1>No, some bodies that the police just dug the bodies

933
00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:54.639
<v Speaker 1>under stood.

934
00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:56.559
<v Speaker 2>Here's another one throw in the backyard.

935
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:00.960
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's uh. I want to watch I want

936
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:01.360
<v Speaker 1>to watch.

937
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:04.599
<v Speaker 2>It get slacked again. This is a real heart slap.

938
00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:05.159
<v Speaker 2>I liked it.

939
00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Watch it again. It wasn't as great, you'll see. And

940
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:11.360
<v Speaker 1>there's been a another one coming up that's not great.

941
00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Came out of nowhere.

942
00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:14.639
<v Speaker 1>But this is like the weirdest exchange. Is the most

943
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:15.840
<v Speaker 1>pathetic dude in the world.

944
00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:18.039
<v Speaker 2>How old are you?

945
00:49:18.079 --> 00:49:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Thirty five? Do you look like you should be friends

946
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>with a touching year old boy?

947
00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Does it matter you met him off grinder?

948
00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:24.639
<v Speaker 11>Right?

949
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:26.719
<v Speaker 2>I think that matters. You don't talk to me like that.

950
00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:28.159
<v Speaker 1>You want to get arrested right now?

951
00:49:28.159 --> 00:49:29.639
<v Speaker 2>All the cops do you want to get arrested right now?

952
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>You hit them at a little boy? We have all

953
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:32.360
<v Speaker 2>the screenshops.

954
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:36.599
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like, that's like grabbing a drug dealer's

955
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:39.559
<v Speaker 1>drugs and he goes all the police on you. Do

956
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:41.800
<v Speaker 1>you ever see those stories when a drug dealer called

957
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the cops on someone that's yeah, dude, it's like, hey, motherfucker, no,

958
00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:47.519
<v Speaker 1>what are you talking? I'm arresting everyone here?

959
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's bullshit, dude. I feel like if you if

960
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:53.719
<v Speaker 2>you called the cops for them to help you solve

961
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:56.840
<v Speaker 2>your problem, they can't come after you for anything you do.

962
00:49:57.239 --> 00:49:58.639
<v Speaker 2>I think they're helping you right now.

963
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Jay Simpsons, someone stole my wallet. Someone stole my wallet.

964
00:50:03.079 --> 00:50:06.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, we'll take care of the wall. By

965
00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:09.920
<v Speaker 1>the way, your wife, your ex wife was murdered, and

966
00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:12.159
<v Speaker 1>we know you're in town and you have blood all

967
00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:14.360
<v Speaker 1>over your truck. Yeah, but my wallet, so you gotta

968
00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:15.519
<v Speaker 1>take care of that one first.

969
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, he burned it up. Ashes don't never find it.

970
00:50:21.559 --> 00:50:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh, two corpses in the background as he stands over

971
00:50:26.800 --> 00:50:30.280
<v Speaker 1>a charcoal grill, tiny ones and he's just burning it.

972
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:32.599
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, they always burn it on top of

973
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:35.039
<v Speaker 1>the grate, like Walt was doing that. I feel like

974
00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:36.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm breaking gun.

975
00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:37.360
<v Speaker 2>But it's gonna blow everywhere.

976
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Yet, what are you doing? Put it under the grate?

977
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Man.

978
00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:43.239
<v Speaker 1>But it's not as cinematic. That's the difference, and that

979
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:44.440
<v Speaker 1>always annoys me.

980
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I hate like how in movies like Fighter pilots don't

981
00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:50.960
<v Speaker 2>put that. I think in Top Gun, the New One,

982
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:54.079
<v Speaker 2>they did have their helmets on right in their masks

983
00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:56.280
<v Speaker 2>right in the Fighter Jets, I tak one of the

984
00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:57.119
<v Speaker 2>only movies.

985
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that they had them off in the

986
00:50:59.000 --> 00:50:59.800
<v Speaker 1>first one, did.

987
00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:04.440
<v Speaker 2>They They might not have a lot of movies. Like

988
00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:09.760
<v Speaker 2>pilots won't have their masks on, like Roman soldiers and

989
00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:14.599
<v Speaker 2>army soldiers won't have their helmets like because they don't

990
00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:16.000
<v Speaker 2>want to cover the face. Yeah.

991
00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:18.199
<v Speaker 1>There was a scene in the House of the Dragon

992
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:21.679
<v Speaker 1>last night, the Game of Throne spin off show, where

993
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:24.280
<v Speaker 1>the guy comes into the courtroom ready to like just

994
00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:27.280
<v Speaker 1>slaughter and he was wearing his helmet and I was like, man,

995
00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:29.639
<v Speaker 1>I literally thought this last night. I go, man, he

996
00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:32.039
<v Speaker 1>looks so much cooler without the helmet on though the

997
00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:34.679
<v Speaker 1>oh noise, like he was for battle.

998
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:38.960
<v Speaker 2>The psychology thing is like, is true? It actually works?

999
00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:42.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I swear to god that happened last night.

1000
00:51:42.159 --> 00:51:43.679
<v Speaker 1>The episode was boring his ship by the.

1001
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Way, Uh were the dragons?

1002
00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:49.440
<v Speaker 1>There were dragons? You with That's why you would like

1003
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:52.599
<v Speaker 1>Game of Thrones. I'm committed that you would like that.

1004
00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:56.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a great fantasy world without crazy fantasy elements, except

1005
00:51:56.280 --> 00:51:58.840
<v Speaker 1>for dragons. House of the Dragons you would not like.

1006
00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:01.320
<v Speaker 1>There are too many dragons for you and that one

1007
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:06.599
<v Speaker 1>all right, fucking hate dragon. Oh did they ever do

1008
00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:08.880
<v Speaker 1>the porn spin off How to Fuck Your Dragon?

1009
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:10.079
<v Speaker 2>They did.

1010
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I remember hearing that. That's interesting, all right.

1011
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:17.159
<v Speaker 1>Uh so this guy got slapped. He said, I'm gonna

1012
00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:18.840
<v Speaker 1>call police on you for assaulting me.

1013
00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to get a restaurant?

1014
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Now?

1015
00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:22.280
<v Speaker 2>You hit me at a little boy? We have all

1016
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:26.159
<v Speaker 2>the screenshots. I'll take the assault charge. You take that charge,

1017
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:26.880
<v Speaker 2>I do.

1018
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:28.800
<v Speaker 1>That's a good line to be fair. I'll take the

1019
00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:33.599
<v Speaker 1>assault charge. You take that one, bud. Yeah, yeah, you're

1020
00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a pedal I'm just an assaulter guy. Imagine

1021
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:39.000
<v Speaker 1>he can get started. He gets in the prison. The

1022
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:40.599
<v Speaker 1>two of them are in a jail cell with a

1023
00:52:40.599 --> 00:52:42.719
<v Speaker 1>bunch of other guys. The other guys are a bunch

1024
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:46.039
<v Speaker 1>of body builders and professional MMA fighters that just got

1025
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:49.519
<v Speaker 1>arrested for porn child porn sharing. So then it's just

1026
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:53.199
<v Speaker 1>the pedal hunter in there with fourteen other pedophiles and

1027
00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:53.679
<v Speaker 1>this chuck.

1028
00:52:54.039 --> 00:52:55.159
<v Speaker 5>So I beat me up.

1029
00:52:55.440 --> 00:52:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I beat me up because I wanted to love a

1030
00:52:57.440 --> 00:53:00.719
<v Speaker 1>little kid. And the big buff guys and MMA photos

1031
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.639
<v Speaker 1>are like, that's fucked up, man. He just wanted to

1032
00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>love it someone.

1033
00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:06.360
<v Speaker 2>He just likes girl clam.

1034
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:09.719
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't care what age it is. He just likes it.

1035
00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:12.519
<v Speaker 2>He kind of cares what age it is.

1036
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:14.280
<v Speaker 1>It's got to be under eighteen.

1037
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:19.119
<v Speaker 4>That I said, Notice that I said, I have to

1038
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:21.559
<v Speaker 4>think about what he is suggested doing because of his age.

1039
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Why do you have to think about that?

1040
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:25.079
<v Speaker 1>He's presented that like a burn?

1041
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:26.679
<v Speaker 2>What did he say?

1042
00:53:26.840 --> 00:53:30.400
<v Speaker 1>He said? Notice what I said? I said, I'd have

1043
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.480
<v Speaker 1>to think about doing that because of your age. He

1044
00:53:33.519 --> 00:53:36.159
<v Speaker 1>thought that was his OUTCRD, like, you know, are you

1045
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:39.639
<v Speaker 1>asking the entrapment thing or are you a cop? Which

1046
00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:40.960
<v Speaker 1>is fucking total.

1047
00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:44.079
<v Speaker 2>Apparently, Yeah, it's not true. The like if I was

1048
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:48.639
<v Speaker 2>a cop and they asked me and to be like no.

1049
00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:49.760
<v Speaker 4>What Notice that I said, I have to think about

1050
00:53:49.840 --> 00:53:51.679
<v Speaker 4>what he suggested doing because of his age.

1051
00:53:51.719 --> 00:53:53.599
<v Speaker 2>Why do you have to think about that? Why would

1052
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:55.360
<v Speaker 2>you have to think about making up with a thirteen

1053
00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:57.119
<v Speaker 2>year old boy? What's that to think about?

1054
00:53:57.320 --> 00:53:57.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

1055
00:53:57.639 --> 00:53:59.679
<v Speaker 2>Just making out? That's that's not even illegal.

1056
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on.

1057
00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:06.840
<v Speaker 9>They gotta do stuff for movies, like in that one

1058
00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:09.760
<v Speaker 9>movie with Fred Savage when he kisses tongue kisses that

1059
00:54:09.840 --> 00:54:11.199
<v Speaker 9>girl who's like way older.

1060
00:54:11.400 --> 00:54:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's a girl that's okay.

1061
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:19.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what about that one movie with there's a

1062
00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:21.719
<v Speaker 2>lot of movies with older dudes be kissing on young girls.

1063
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:23.280
<v Speaker 2>It's just like, I don't know what they're called.

1064
00:54:23.679 --> 00:54:24.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true.

1065
00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:26.960
<v Speaker 2>This guy looks like the singer from fucking mud Vein

1066
00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:31.920
<v Speaker 2>or Head or something. Well, why did you say?

1067
00:54:31.920 --> 00:54:32.000
<v Speaker 4>What?

1068
00:54:32.159 --> 00:54:34.199
<v Speaker 1>You who's gonna think about it? Though? To be polite?

1069
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh something?

1070
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:39.800
<v Speaker 4>You too clearly don't have any idea about a.

1071
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:42.599
<v Speaker 2>Little bit that thousand yards stare on this motherfucker. He

1072
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:44.719
<v Speaker 2>looks like he's gonna draw. See.

1073
00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't see a thousand yards. Maybe you might be,

1074
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:48.920
<v Speaker 1>but I don't see a thousand yards stare. I see

1075
00:54:48.960 --> 00:54:52.679
<v Speaker 1>a defiant I did nothing wrong stare. Well, yeah, I

1076
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:54.760
<v Speaker 1>told you this. I can.

1077
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:56.559
<v Speaker 2>I see them as one, as one and the same.

1078
00:54:56.679 --> 00:55:00.280
<v Speaker 2>He's trying to be like tough, intimidating, like he's trying

1079
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:01.800
<v Speaker 2>to seem like nonplus you.

1080
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:05.079
<v Speaker 1>Know sure, and uh, I want to play that again.

1081
00:55:05.960 --> 00:55:09.320
<v Speaker 4>To be polite, oh something, you too clearly don't have

1082
00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:10.079
<v Speaker 4>any idea about.

1083
00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:17.960
<v Speaker 11>Hold, you're hearing me the fucking thirteen year old boy.

1084
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:15.719
<v Speaker 7>You hear.

1085
00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:18.679
<v Speaker 5>That?

1086
00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Boy?

1087
00:55:19.000 --> 00:55:21.719
<v Speaker 11>Damn hearing me that thirteen year old boy.

1088
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:25.519
<v Speaker 1>By the way, how disrespectful is this? By the way,

1089
00:55:25.760 --> 00:55:28.400
<v Speaker 1>he's holding his hand up to his face like this

1090
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:30.679
<v Speaker 1>is right where I'm gonna smack. And the guy's just

1091
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:35.039
<v Speaker 1>standing there stoically, standing on his values of kid fucking.

1092
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:38.840
<v Speaker 1>But he's holdings and if you notice his wrist, he

1093
00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:41.159
<v Speaker 1>definitely has former junkie tats.

1094
00:55:41.800 --> 00:55:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, like all that you practice on me.

1095
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:45.159
<v Speaker 2>If you give me his.

1096
00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:49.159
<v Speaker 1>Sure, sure, give me a bag, Give me a bag.

1097
00:55:49.159 --> 00:55:51.559
<v Speaker 1>You could tie through a dick on my forearm. It's fine.

1098
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:58.119
<v Speaker 2>But this this scene is kind of playing out in

1099
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:01.599
<v Speaker 2>a familiar way. Do you remember your time that there's

1100
00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:02.199
<v Speaker 2>much dude?

1101
00:56:03.719 --> 00:56:09.079
<v Speaker 1>By the way, By the way, I told this story

1102
00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:14.920
<v Speaker 1>at Blandrew's wedding to his brother Blennie, because Blenny was

1103
00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:21.559
<v Speaker 1>friends with Uh. It wasn't Alex who was it Roman? Roman? Roman?

1104
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:24.000
<v Speaker 1>And I go, yeah, he was a dumb Russian, I

1105
00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:26.760
<v Speaker 1>was saying at the wedding. I was like, hey, dumb Russian.

1106
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:29.800
<v Speaker 1>He goes, he's Ukrainian. I go, I don't give a

1107
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:34.519
<v Speaker 1>ship it's but yeah, Russian's fine. I guess we're going by.

1108
00:56:34.519 --> 00:56:38.960
<v Speaker 2>So did he say it like Blenny says it, he's Ukrainian?

1109
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Does he still talk like that? He does? He Doeshnny

1110
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:49.079
<v Speaker 1>you never grew up. I told you that that guy

1111
00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Roman got fucking jacked like.

1112
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:55.400
<v Speaker 2>She back to New Jersey.

1113
00:56:55.679 --> 00:56:59.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fucking threatened me. I hope they called him back

1114
00:56:59.559 --> 00:57:01.280
<v Speaker 1>for the war. That would be cool.

1115
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:04.440
<v Speaker 2>We need to do a muscle to fight Ukrainian all.

1116
00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:10.119
<v Speaker 1>He threatened me in the fucking retro fitness bathroom. He

1117
00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:13.559
<v Speaker 1>was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, remember you and your

1118
00:57:13.599 --> 00:57:15.880
<v Speaker 1>friend you pick on me. I was like, yeah, it

1119
00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:21.679
<v Speaker 1>was funny, right he goes, He goes, Not so funny now,

1120
00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:23.719
<v Speaker 1>is it. And he put his arm up to like

1121
00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:25.719
<v Speaker 1>block me, but he's so tall. I kind of just

1122
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:27.800
<v Speaker 1>ducked under it and walked past him, like all right,

1123
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll see it later. Roman. I don't know that I

1124
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:32.280
<v Speaker 1>ever went back now because I was scared. It's just

1125
00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:38.639
<v Speaker 1>I very rarely went to the gym. But he uh yeah,

1126
00:57:38.679 --> 00:57:43.760
<v Speaker 1>so let's fish like that. Yeah yeah, yeah, go back

1127
00:57:43.800 --> 00:57:46.400
<v Speaker 1>in the archives and listen to that one Russian kid

1128
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:53.599
<v Speaker 1>piss incident, I believe, Yeah, and maybe we'll maybe we'll

1129
00:57:53.599 --> 00:57:56.000
<v Speaker 1>tell the story again in the future because we got

1130
00:57:56.039 --> 00:57:59.119
<v Speaker 1>new listeners since then, so it's fair. I was just

1131
00:57:59.159 --> 00:58:01.639
<v Speaker 1>thinking about that today, like what stories would be most

1132
00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:03.679
<v Speaker 1>important to go back and tell because even the people

1133
00:58:03.679 --> 00:58:05.599
<v Speaker 1>who have been listening from the beginning. I heard him

1134
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:06.480
<v Speaker 1>four years ago.

1135
00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:09.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's one. That's one of them.

1136
00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:12.000
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's finish it. So he's lining up the

1137
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.840
<v Speaker 1>shot on this pedophile's face. Now, he told you it's

1138
00:58:15.920 --> 00:58:18.519
<v Speaker 1>not a good one. It's not a good slap, it

1139
00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:19.400
<v Speaker 1>warned me.

1140
00:58:19.719 --> 00:58:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cool, do you think that's cool?

1141
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Right? D big game?

1142
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Right?

1143
00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:29.559
<v Speaker 1>Actually it was Okay, it was a big deal.

1144
00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:32.599
<v Speaker 11>So to oka to me, the thirteen ye old boy

1145
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:34.400
<v Speaker 11>to go to the movie about it again.

1146
00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Look, I like these guys. You're right, maybe what they're

1147
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:41.000
<v Speaker 1>doing isn't good. This and that.

1148
00:58:41.239 --> 00:58:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I like them too. This reminds me of

1149
00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:44.960
<v Speaker 2>the person I get in the Marines.

1150
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:47.880
<v Speaker 1>You guys roughed up pedophiles.

1151
00:58:48.840 --> 00:58:51.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that we roughed up pedophiles or that

1152
00:58:51.239 --> 00:58:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I did, but I definitely took place there, took part

1153
00:58:54.960 --> 00:58:57.719
<v Speaker 2>in this kind of behavior, you know, where you gang

1154
00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.320
<v Speaker 2>up on the fucking loser, the guy who's It's like,

1155
00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that we had any pedophiles. Probably statistically

1156
00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:08.000
<v Speaker 2>we had a few, but you know, like anybody who's

1157
00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>a problem, it's like, it's not like full metal Jacket

1158
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.840
<v Speaker 2>exactly where everybody goes and beats the shit out of

1159
00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:17.719
<v Speaker 2>you with a bar of soap. But the more you

1160
00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:22.000
<v Speaker 2>are the cause of everybody else paying penalties, because it's

1161
00:59:22.039 --> 00:59:24.880
<v Speaker 2>like corporal punishment in the marine, everybody pays the price

1162
00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:28.360
<v Speaker 2>for one person's mistake. The more that you're that mistake,

1163
00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:33.159
<v Speaker 2>the worse everybody else starts to make your life. So yeah,

1164
00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:36.159
<v Speaker 2>I definitely took part in behavior very similar to this,

1165
00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:40.599
<v Speaker 2>and probably not for as good of a reason.

1166
00:59:40.800 --> 00:59:46.079
<v Speaker 1>Actually, you weren't defending children's honor from pedophiles.

1167
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:48.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I think mostly I was just defending like my

1168
00:59:48.760 --> 00:59:49.679
<v Speaker 2>Xbox controller.

1169
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:54.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, that's cool, all right, it's my I

1170
00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:56.840
<v Speaker 1>bought it from with beer.

1171
00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:58.760
<v Speaker 2>It's not yours anymore.

1172
00:59:59.039 --> 00:59:59.920
<v Speaker 1>You'll gave it j him.

1173
01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Now it's mine because he gave it to me. Smack.

1174
01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:03.599
<v Speaker 1>You know.

1175
01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:09.840
<v Speaker 2>War, it's war. We're at those marine marine days. Man

1176
01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:11.800
<v Speaker 2>at the barracks. It's worse than Iraq.

1177
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:16.440
<v Speaker 1>There was peace in Iraq. War in the.

1178
01:00:16.360 --> 01:00:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Barracks, relative stability in Iraq.

1179
01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:22.599
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, So tell us again, why is it okay to

1180
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:24.000
<v Speaker 11>meet the thirteen ye old boy to go to the movies?

1181
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Get smart?

1182
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Ass about it again, pedophile? Get smart again pedophile, I

1183
01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:30.800
<v Speaker 2>ain't no pedophile. Yeah you see this. Follow you guys

1184
01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:33.639
<v Speaker 2>by the way, Yeah of course you represent. Thank you

1185
01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:34.239
<v Speaker 2>what you're.

1186
01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Doing shouting out fans.

1187
01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:38.639
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.

1188
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:41.719
<v Speaker 1>I like his responsible Yeah yeah, I follow you by

1189
01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:44.559
<v Speaker 1>the way. Yeah of course you do the whole world.

1190
01:00:44.719 --> 01:00:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Of course you do.

1191
01:00:46.719 --> 01:00:47.519
<v Speaker 2>What an asshole?

1192
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:50.559
<v Speaker 1>I like him. I like him. I bet you, I

1193
01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:52.800
<v Speaker 1>bet one hundred percent. I bet he's a former addict

1194
01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:54.679
<v Speaker 1>one hundred by those times.

1195
01:00:54.760 --> 01:00:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I think he sucks real good because his

1196
01:00:57.800 --> 01:00:58.920
<v Speaker 2>dick don't work no more.

1197
01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:04.920
<v Speaker 1>He's only he's only had experience with adult women, right,

1198
01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:08.360
<v Speaker 1>just going to see movie.

1199
01:01:08.199 --> 01:01:11.159
<v Speaker 2>With a thirteen year old bully? Ghostbusters is Ghostbusters even PG?

1200
01:01:11.320 --> 01:01:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Is that PG thirteen? I think it's PG now.

1201
01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:15.960
<v Speaker 1>It was probably PG thirteen. Let's be honest. It was

1202
01:01:15.960 --> 01:01:16.719
<v Speaker 1>a little scary.

1203
01:01:17.719 --> 01:01:19.320
<v Speaker 2>It was a little bit scary. But you can show

1204
01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 2>scary and PG as long as they know.

1205
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:27.519
<v Speaker 1>But but that's funny, right, you could show scary stuff,

1206
01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:30.320
<v Speaker 1>just not I bet not anymore. I bet it still

1207
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:32.920
<v Speaker 1>gets PG thirteen nowadays.

1208
01:01:33.400 --> 01:01:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Some I know the Goosebumps movie was PG.

1209
01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:39.280
<v Speaker 1>What was scary Stories to tell in the dark?

1210
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:42.159
<v Speaker 2>That one was GG thirteen. Okay, all right, that was

1211
01:01:42.199 --> 01:01:45.320
<v Speaker 2>extreme for PG. Thirteen. I do think it went there.

1212
01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:48.440
<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, I was thinking, would have

1213
01:01:48.440 --> 01:01:52.320
<v Speaker 2>been better if it was our or if they showed pussy. Yeah,

1214
01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean everything's better when they show pussy. I think

1215
01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:58.599
<v Speaker 2>that they should just start making like cars look like pussy's.

1216
01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, is their aero dynamic?

1217
01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:05.000
<v Speaker 2>No anything? But they catch all that air and then

1218
01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:06.159
<v Speaker 2>they slow down.

1219
01:02:06.360 --> 01:02:09.400
<v Speaker 1>You think the car should have flaps on the front.

1220
01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:16.960
<v Speaker 2>And some girls, fishful girls like bragg air trying to

1221
01:02:17.079 --> 01:02:19.119
<v Speaker 2>try and move down the highway. Yeah, it's just like

1222
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:25.360
<v Speaker 2>making this fucking hollow farting sound all the time, all

1223
01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:27.039
<v Speaker 2>right with you?

1224
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:28.639
<v Speaker 11>Why do you think that's cool? Why are you standing

1225
01:02:28.679 --> 01:02:31.159
<v Speaker 11>here with your arms cross Why are you staying here

1226
01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:32.679
<v Speaker 11>with your arms crossed like this is all right? Like

1227
01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:34.920
<v Speaker 11>this is everyday stuff. You must have done this before,

1228
01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:38.199
<v Speaker 11>right Dan, that's you haven't met you haven't done.

1229
01:02:40.360 --> 01:02:40.599
<v Speaker 9>Before.

1230
01:02:41.039 --> 01:02:43.000
<v Speaker 4>Wait, if I didn't do nothing wrong, and why are

1231
01:02:43.039 --> 01:02:44.159
<v Speaker 4>you slapping the ship out of me?

1232
01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, we know you did something wrong. You know you

1233
01:02:46.119 --> 01:02:56.039
<v Speaker 2>did sometimes that I told you.

1234
01:02:56.320 --> 01:02:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying he's the most pathetic guy because I'm

1235
01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:00.679
<v Speaker 1>trying to be insulting to a pat though. He's just

1236
01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:04.000
<v Speaker 1>a pathetic dude, like as a man. If he was

1237
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:06.840
<v Speaker 1>not in a pedophile, I'd still be like, Oh, I

1238
01:03:06.840 --> 01:03:10.400
<v Speaker 1>feel bad for that pathetic guy. Man, he's sinking Jerry

1239
01:03:10.480 --> 01:03:13.679
<v Speaker 1>from Rick and Morty. My breath, your breath stinks. I

1240
01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:14.800
<v Speaker 1>have a bad tooth.

1241
01:03:15.559 --> 01:03:16.800
<v Speaker 2>My tooth is dying.

1242
01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I want to see that again?

1243
01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:25.039
<v Speaker 2>Is bad?

1244
01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:26.519
<v Speaker 1>You got.

1245
01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Bad everything? Bad mouth?

1246
01:03:35.760 --> 01:03:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Dan gave him an altoid and he ate it. Damn

1247
01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:43.360
<v Speaker 1>the altoid. I can imagine a bigger bitch move than

1248
01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:46.480
<v Speaker 1>the police being like, not even the police, not even

1249
01:03:46.559 --> 01:03:50.440
<v Speaker 1>the security guards of the store, random men accusing you

1250
01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:54.239
<v Speaker 1>of something what you did, but accusing you of something

1251
01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:56.280
<v Speaker 1>and then going, hey, your breath smells like ship here

1252
01:03:56.360 --> 01:03:59.800
<v Speaker 1>eat this minute, and you go yes sir, and problem yeah,

1253
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:01.199
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of here?

1254
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:03.079
<v Speaker 2>What is this guy a law?

1255
01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:03.719
<v Speaker 7>What?

1256
01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Dan?

1257
01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:08.280
<v Speaker 11>You obviously think it's all right to take a little

1258
01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:10.280
<v Speaker 11>boys to the movie theater? How many times have you

1259
01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:10.920
<v Speaker 11>done this before?

1260
01:04:11.440 --> 01:04:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Never? Why is it so easy for you to do

1261
01:04:14.639 --> 01:04:18.239
<v Speaker 2>I can see him counting and make that fun because

1262
01:04:18.239 --> 01:04:24.079
<v Speaker 2>I see nothing wrong with making Yeah you see him

1263
01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:24.920
<v Speaker 2>blobbing around in.

1264
01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:28.760
<v Speaker 4>There, I see nothing wrong to make that fun.

1265
01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Really, nothing wrong this man, this man Dan?

1266
01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:35.639
<v Speaker 9>What about this man Dan?

1267
01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:38.159
<v Speaker 2>What a Belgium pens? Well?

1268
01:04:40.119 --> 01:04:43.679
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, and you know what the first comments is

1269
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:45.559
<v Speaker 1>the fact that they find so many of these guys

1270
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:49.639
<v Speaker 1>is terrifying. Oh I like the screenshots. Yeah, that's good.

1271
01:04:49.960 --> 01:04:57.239
<v Speaker 1>I like that they get st uh.

1272
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, Yeah, they walk amongst us, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, whatever they live, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Should make glasses where like that they live glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>But for pedophiles, here's my question, why do so many

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<v Speaker 1>of these guys want to or how do they expect,

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<v Speaker 1>like a twelve year old boy to sneak out at night?

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<v Speaker 11>It shit like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't Does that happen? Easy?

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<v Speaker 2>You just target kids from broken.

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<v Speaker 1>Hans latchkey kids and ship like that.

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<v Speaker 8>Duh, single parent homes, working family, fucking poor, poor neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 8>low income, bad school, do it a nice mouth?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, we're gonna wrap this one up. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta who would you rather fuck this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Kids are grown ups?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, all right? Follow us on Twitter and

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram at worst friend Cast go to patreon dot com

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<v Speaker 1>worst friend Cast. We're gonna be talking about this viral

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<v Speaker 1>tweet of the worst tweets ever delete it and then

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know other shit. Maybe we might not even

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we might just talk about Mike Pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hmm, we're not gonna talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think we're gonna talk about something that I

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<v Speaker 2>saw on TV. No, that you saw on TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Something that No, aren't we talking about the debate?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you saw it on TV.

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't see it on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>You did, Okay, Okay, fair enough, that's true. And Shane's

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<v Speaker 1>audio is gonna found sound infinitely better in the Patreon

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<v Speaker 1>because uh, fix works. You're not gonna fix it. But

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<v Speaker 1>a new mic is coming for Shane, so we should

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<v Speaker 1>be good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna buy it at the mic store. It's already

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<v Speaker 2>the hard lemonades.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be at your house Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but dude, I've got other stuff coming wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, i'd forbid. What does that mean? Why am I

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<v Speaker 1>still wearing the glasses?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know? Because you want to be like a

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<v Speaker 2>sexy boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you? All right, we're gonna wrap this one up.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to your worst friend dot com for everything. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>if you are listening to this and you are a listener,

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<v Speaker 1>of the new uh Going Deeper series. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>an exact date yet, but mid July, I think, is

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna be shooting for. I finished editing the

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<v Speaker 1>first episode last night, and uh, it's a big one,

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<v Speaker 1>big name, so make sure you check that out. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't announced yet. I will announce the first episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the new series of Going Deeper, which is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>formulated a little differently. I think what we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>is two episodes a week, actually in six episode blocks,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm gonna take a week off and then

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<v Speaker 1>do six more episodes, then take a week off and

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<v Speaker 1>do six more episodes. The first guest on the new

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<v Speaker 1>season of Going Deeper, he's miss Violet Myers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why jerked her?

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<v Speaker 1>She is a huge star. I believe two point three

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<v Speaker 1>million followers on Twitter, and Shane has jerked to her.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and my fucking robot al matter. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I would only say this if you are a fan

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<v Speaker 1>of it, I would appreciate you to make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>listen and like it and subscribe and all that bullshit

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<v Speaker 1>and pay the money. And if you there's no money,

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<v Speaker 1>it's free. It's free.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't free.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to pay the money. Hey, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>the money.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we said this before. We don't need the money.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like, just pay it, but.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing to even pay. It's just free everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>There's got to be a way to get you some

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<v Speaker 2>money somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>You're dying. I've left three years later. There's no way

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<v Speaker 1>to get any money anywhere. There's none.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody's got to find a way to send that some money.

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<v Speaker 1>Please help me find the money. I'm wearing glasses that

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<v Speaker 1>aren't real.

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<v Speaker 2>Light a fire and then my listeners look for the smoke.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be bringing the money there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be burning other people's trash trying to earn money.

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<v Speaker 1>Please bring your trash over to my house. I'll burn it.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh an exchange for money, in exchange for money. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we're gonna wrap this one up. All that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff I said before for your worst friend. I'm Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trash. I start to listening.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you next week, you know, burn up.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna miss you. Got your show's over.