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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga shock Media. If you don't like the intersection of

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<v Speaker 1>comedy and politics, then skip today. Otherwise, Hi, I'm Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Mack with your daily comedy news. Bill Maher, for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>received the newly unrenamed Kennedy Senators Mark Twain Prize for Comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Maher said, now the President, when he is in

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<v Speaker 1>attack mode, never fails to say that I'm part of

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<v Speaker 1>the lunatic left. Okay, he's not wrong that there is one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not part of it. And I'm sure there

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<v Speaker 1>is a lunatic right. And when either side gets mad

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<v Speaker 1>at me because I put them in jokes, jokes that work,

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<v Speaker 1>my message to them is simple, you want to not

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<v Speaker 1>get mocked, stop being funny, then the jokes will work.

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<v Speaker 1>When they're ridiculous, they do work. And when people laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're caught. Laughter is involuntary. It's people's inescapable truth detector,

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<v Speaker 1>whether they want to believe or not. Before the ceremony,

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<v Speaker 1>Mar talked to reporters about the possibility of Trump himself

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<v Speaker 1>showing up. Mar said, because anything's possible with him, that

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<v Speaker 1>didn't happen, but Matt fra came to the stage and

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<v Speaker 1>imitated Trump. Matt friend, Trump said I get so many

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<v Speaker 1>more laughs than this guy and demanded the award. Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Moore said, just take it. I'm used to losing awards,

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<v Speaker 1>and then noted that he'd received forty one nominations but

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<v Speaker 1>has continuously lost. Bill Moore said, I lost one year

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<v Speaker 1>to the U log Is it something I said? It's

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<v Speaker 1>everything I said. The ceremony featured many clips, including his

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<v Speaker 1>time at ABC with Politically Incorrect, as well as his

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<v Speaker 1>stand up specials and podcasts. Louis c K was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Louis c K said, I am not a political guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote one joke about Trump, but it took me

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<v Speaker 1>about eighteen months. Now. I don't even know if I

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<v Speaker 1>can repeat this joke without getting a visit from people

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<v Speaker 1>of Bill Maher, Louis c K said, he's not a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who gives an f about what people think of him.

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<v Speaker 1>My career took a downturn, but then I heard from

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<v Speaker 1>Bill within it invites a buera on a show. He

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<v Speaker 1>offered me to help me when no one else would.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's a good guy. He has a heart. C

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<v Speaker 1>K said, mar earned the honor by being a constant

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<v Speaker 1>and hilarious force in American comedy. For many years. Whitney

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<v Speaker 1>Cummings said, I actually heard Trump may come tonight, but

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<v Speaker 1>he couldn't make it. He got caught in sex traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Moore himself called out the left, noting recent efforts

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<v Speaker 1>to censor Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn because it uses racist language.

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<v Speaker 1>Mar said, the silly purists on the left want to

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<v Speaker 1>ban it now, which just shows you if you hang

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<v Speaker 1>around long enough and create something important enough, everyone ates

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<v Speaker 1>you at some point, and that's when you know you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing it right. His point there was that the racist

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<v Speaker 1>language is in the service of mocking racism. Bill Moore

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<v Speaker 1>praised his audience, saying people say they want honesty, they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to live in a bubble. They say they

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<v Speaker 1>want to be challenged, They don't. Except for my audience.

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<v Speaker 1>They love it, and I love it for them, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I think it makes them better. Why because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't ask to please the audience. I ask what's true,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're okay with that. They are a unique group

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<v Speaker 1>of people who do not demand to be pandered too,

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<v Speaker 1>and in fact want me not to do that. And

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<v Speaker 1>has been the honor of a lifetime to try and

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<v Speaker 1>lead a backlash to group think. The event will stream

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<v Speaker 1>on Netflix July twenty first. This is not quite the

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<v Speaker 1>Conan O'Brien event of last year, Woody Harrelson said, people

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<v Speaker 1>generally come up here and talk about how great the

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<v Speaker 1>nominee is. But I've decided to be honest. I've known

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<v Speaker 1>Bill a long time, since back when he was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say this, he is impeccable tastes and friends. We're

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<v Speaker 1>both outspoken at our beliefs. I not only admire you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're one of the funniest, smartest, greatest people I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, brother what He also joked about the

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<v Speaker 1>center's temporary name change there. Woody Harrelson said, no award

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<v Speaker 1>for my dear friend, ironically the Trump Kennedy Center. Oh right,

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<v Speaker 1>we fixed that, not say you'd be able to notice.

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<v Speaker 1>In case you don't know, they still have scaffolding out front,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't see the name at all. Jay Leno

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<v Speaker 1>was there. I'm not seeing much about what jay Leno

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<v Speaker 1>even found that jay Leno stopped by an iconic DC

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<v Speaker 1>Italian restaurant. That's right, jay Leno was at Philamina restaurante.

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<v Speaker 1>The restaurants shared photos of jay Leno's visit as writing,

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<v Speaker 1>look who's dining at Philamina. Jay Leno, the celebrated comedian, writer,

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<v Speaker 1>and former late night host, is scheduled to be a

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<v Speaker 1>guest speaker the Kennedy Center presenting Bill Maher with the

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<v Speaker 1>Esteve Mark Twaine Award for American Humor. He thoroughly enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>his lunch today and left a sweet note for Joanna Philamina.

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<v Speaker 1>For many years, Joanna has been a great fan of his.

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<v Speaker 1>But if jay Leno had some jokes, I can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what they were. Bill Moore said, this really does

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<v Speaker 1>mean a lot to me. Believe me, when they called

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<v Speaker 1>and said would you accept this? They didn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask twice. My speech tonight will be mostly thank yous,

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<v Speaker 1>as it should be, so all the people who believed

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<v Speaker 1>in me supported me, the fans who stood by me,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, once in a while I did get

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<v Speaker 1>in a spot of trouble. He said he was most

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<v Speaker 1>proud of staying on the air for thirty three years

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<v Speaker 1>without ever pulling a punch on a show mostly without stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Sylvie McNamara wrote for The washingtony and things felt weird

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<v Speaker 1>at the Kennedy Center's Mark Twain Prize. Sylvie writes throughout

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<v Speaker 1>the evening there were some laughs and a smitch of gayety,

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<v Speaker 1>but overall was fairly sedate. Whole swats of balcony seats

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<v Speaker 1>stood empty. Volunteer seat fillers meant to plump up the

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<v Speaker 1>crowd for the TV cameras, were given the option to

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<v Speaker 1>bring up to five guests. Whitney Cummings opened by describing

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<v Speaker 1>how strange it is that Bill Moore would choose to

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<v Speaker 1>be a political comedian as opposed to any other type.

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<v Speaker 1>She compared it to a surgeon choosing corectal specialty. Both

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<v Speaker 1>involved spending one's life examining a holes. Cummings added, if

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<v Speaker 1>that metaphor was too weird, I have another one that

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<v Speaker 1>can help you under sty and how masochistic it is

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<v Speaker 1>to do what Bill Maher does. Being a politicalmedian is

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<v Speaker 1>like being a sports commentator who chooses only to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the Washington Commanders that got a cheer from the hometown, or,

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<v Speaker 1>as Bill calls them, the Redskins. Oh wait, this does

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<v Speaker 1>have a j leto joke. Jay Leno said, for the

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<v Speaker 1>second time, at our nation's capital, there's a big, beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>Bill in Washington. Boy, that's awful. You know, the Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>Center was not Bill's first choice, but the Playboy Mansion

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<v Speaker 1>was unavailable. Jay leto everybody a little behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Mack has a clogged ear, and I am struggling

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<v Speaker 1>to do the show today because I'm trying to explain.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of in my own head when I'm speaking,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't sound to myself the way normally sound.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very annoying. Cheryl Hines has shown support for Mega

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<v Speaker 1>comedian Nate Pergatzy. That's right, we're now describing Nate Pergatzy,

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<v Speaker 1>who went to a UFC fight as Mega comedian Natepergatzy.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did Nate do now? Well, he posted a

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<v Speaker 1>short clip of live stand up performance on Instagram on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>featuring Nate's alone on stage talking about his experience trying

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<v Speaker 1>to buy a hammock. Cheryl Hines publicly liked the post. However,

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<v Speaker 1>the most liked comment on the video, we are told,

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<v Speaker 1>reads Nate, how is the carnival on the w h lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>The second most liked says, we remember Maga comedian Nate forguests,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody went to a UFC fight once, so did Chane Gillis.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle Wolfe was talking about her appearance at the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle Wolfe said, if there was anything I could go

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<v Speaker 1>back and do again, I would be meaner. If I'd

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<v Speaker 1>jokes that I cut so they could get mad at

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<v Speaker 1>something that was actually valid. But also knowing what the

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<v Speaker 1>administration has done and what they continue to do, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have really gone in on them and the press

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<v Speaker 1>more and try to hold them more accountable. Michelle wolf

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<v Speaker 1>is now living in Europe, splitting time between Barcelona and London.

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<v Speaker 1>What she likes about Spain, there's no worry of shooting.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a big one. Never having to

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<v Speaker 1>do a school shooting drill. That just feels like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice thing to not have to teach her children. Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>believes in poking fun at both sides. She says, you

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<v Speaker 1>you for saying it. Even if you have a well

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<v Speaker 1>constructed argument, people might still get mad at you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>free to say something and people are free to be

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<v Speaker 1>mad at it. Switching topics, all those podcasts bros I

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<v Speaker 1>had had a Trump on and got them the presidency.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like now maybe they're walking back on platforming,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like you knew who this guy was. They

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<v Speaker 1>oftentimes put information out there either don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>true or not, or don't care, and they don't realize

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<v Speaker 1>that they have a responsibility millions of people listening to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and whether you want it or not, they believe what

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<v Speaker 1>you say. So many of those guys went to the

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<v Speaker 1>inauguration and they just think it's cool to be up there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, it's gross for me personally, no matter

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<v Speaker 1>what the side was, I wouldn't want to be piles

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<v Speaker 1>with the president, whether they're a Democrat or Republican. They're

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<v Speaker 1>droning children. George Carlin always did a really good job

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<v Speaker 1>of calling out the political power rather than being piles

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<v Speaker 1>with anybody. Would she returned to the White House Correspondents

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<v Speaker 1>dinner If they did invite me, I'd be happy to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think they'd have to know what to expect,

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<v Speaker 1>but sure, give me that platform. I'll do another roast

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle Wolfe living in Europe. I did squeeze some special

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<v Speaker 1>in between the soccer games. We've been watching a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of soccer. Ryan Hamilton Special is fantastic. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to do my updated list on Sunday. At the

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<v Speaker 1>time of this sentence, I haven't seen Louis c k yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think Sunday I'll do the midway through the

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<v Speaker 1>year list Holiday weekend and all. You know how the

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<v Speaker 1>show goes. But Ryan Hamilton Special is fantastic, and the

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<v Speaker 1>folks in the Facebook group seem to agree with me.

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<v Speaker 1>See if you haven't watched Ryan Hamilton on Netflix, very

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<v Speaker 1>very funny special. I also switched over to Dez Bishop

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<v Speaker 1>on Hulu, and I think you know, Dez was a

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<v Speaker 1>great guest, good guy, want to hang out with them,

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<v Speaker 1>guy from Queens. But I think what we've seen of

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<v Speaker 1>the Hulu specials is the Hulu specials, so just not

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<v Speaker 1>up to the quality of the Netflix specials. Dez's specials fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't stay with it that long because I've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing this long enough that I know the difference between

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<v Speaker 1>a great special and a fine special, and that one's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor Noah has been praised by his fans after pointing

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<v Speaker 1>out bias towards African and Middle Eastern teams during the

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup. Trevor Noah was sharing his thoughts on World

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<v Speaker 1>Cup Watch Party, which apparently he's on YouTube. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>checked the numbers, but I haven't seen much buzz about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's look, let's see how that's doing, all right. The

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<v Speaker 1>South Africa versus Canada game from Sunday got two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>two thirty one. All right, so he's doing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>mid two thirties while we're here. Let's see how those

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<v Speaker 1>are called. Right outside tonight with Julian Shapiro Brinam. It

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<v Speaker 1>is one twenty six pm on Monday, as I say

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<v Speaker 1>this sentence, Oh boy, he had on Jamarcos Sarasi four

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<v Speaker 1>days ago as I speak the sentence, and that has

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<v Speaker 1>done sixty three hundred views. That is not that is

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<v Speaker 1>not a good number. The premiere, which is eleven days

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<v Speaker 1>ago as I speak the sentence is up to sixteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are not good numbers. And what's the other one?

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<v Speaker 1>I can remember what the other one is called Ben Gleeb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never gonna remember that. Goodnight with Ben Glebe, an

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<v Speaker 1>episode from thirteen days ago, has seven hundred and eight

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<v Speaker 1>thousand views, so that's three times what Trevor Noah is

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<v Speaker 1>doing sort of kind of in Goodnight episode five, the

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<v Speaker 1>guest Dutton Ranches Natalie Allen Lynde, comedian Drew Lynch sixty

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand. I don't know are these good numbers? They

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<v Speaker 1>don't sound amazing. I digress. Trevor Noah was sharing his

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts about the World Cup and said, why is it

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<v Speaker 1>that African teams in Middle Eastern teams have to answer

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<v Speaker 1>for what their governments and countries are doing, but then

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<v Speaker 1>European teams don't have to do this. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>what his point was there, who he's mad at or

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<v Speaker 1>which country should be answering for what? The specific comment

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<v Speaker 1>here seems to be about Iran having to leave the

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<v Speaker 1>United States after each game. Send your letters to Trevor Noah.

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<v Speaker 1>David Letterman will make his debut at the Montreal Just

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<v Speaker 1>for Laughs Comedy Festival. He will host an evening with

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<v Speaker 1>David Letterman and special guest Will Arnett at the Place

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<v Speaker 1>Day Arts. That is how it is announced in French

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<v Speaker 1>Place Day Arts Concert Hall. July twenty first, that's the Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm doing yet, so I screwed up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the big free weird Awl concert that's on Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>July twenty fifth. Well, my daughter is like, hey, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you come visit me when July twenty fifth. Sure

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there because you know your daughter asked you

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<v Speaker 1>to visit, and You're like, yeah, I'll go. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, that's when the weird Al concert is.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. Maybe I'll go up for Letterman

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<v Speaker 1>on the Tuesday night and stay for the Wednesday and

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<v Speaker 1>do New Faces. I'm also considering not going at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. So again, this is an evening with

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<v Speaker 1>David Letterman's and special guest, which is totally different from

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<v Speaker 1>his Netflix series. My next guest needs no introduction, so

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see. That is your comedy news for today. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing okay into the holiday here right. We've had pretty

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<v Speaker 1>robust shows this week. Feeling all right so far as

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<v Speaker 1>our record this. I've gotten all that Louis c K

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<v Speaker 1>think pieces yet, so I imagine that'll be Thursday's show. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing okay, doing all right, And it's July now,

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't have to share the show anymore. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not allowed to show the show. If you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the show's so good, I got to tell someone. Nope, nope, nope.

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<v Speaker 1>You had a month you could have shared it. You didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're not allowed. See you tomorrow