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<v Speaker 2>One with Lynchin Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's picked it random each time, so it starts Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin in Taiwan talking heavy metal poisoning.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking when he said heavy metal in Taiwan, Huh boys

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<v Speaker 2>name Lo Kai.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy there has died from heavy metal poisoning. Apparently uh

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<v Speaker 1>because of his habit of drinking from his trusty thermos,

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<v Speaker 1>and trusty rhymes with rusty, which is apparently what happened

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<v Speaker 1>over the course of daily use. In ten years, guy

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<v Speaker 1>had been drinking, drinking, drinking out of this thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it started to break down and rust and

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<v Speaker 1>release toxins into his blood stream that resulted in an

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<v Speaker 1>infection that his body just couldn't conquer. And it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to check out.

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<v Speaker 2>You always hear about this, you know, you'll hear people say,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife will say it. I'll call her out. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to put that in a dishwasher because you

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<v Speaker 2>know it'll break down the edps or whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 2>it is. But I'm trying to think, I've had this,

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<v Speaker 2>this whatever you tumble her thing for about eight years.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. How long do they last? Well, in this case,

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<v Speaker 1>not long enough. And this is where I should probably

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<v Speaker 1>go against the grain in the current thinking the dangers

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<v Speaker 1>of hydration people.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going back to water and aren't you plastic?

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<v Speaker 1>Dangers of hydration? Yeah, so don't hydrate? Is what pats that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>In this hot is hot weather, Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you would want to have a constant flow of

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<v Speaker 1>water going into your system. Risking your life like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But Pat, stop and think about what I was saying

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<v Speaker 2>with these tumbler things. Yeah, that guy is a hard

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<v Speaker 2>work and wait taibewan men Taiwanese. Taiwanese dude, and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>dirty knees look at these. So anyway, he's a hard

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<v Speaker 2>working dude. He's got his thermos every day going wherever

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<v Speaker 2>he works. All he had to do was throw that

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<v Speaker 2>one out and buy another and he'd still be alive.

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<v Speaker 1>You think he kept the thermis in his lunch, Pale.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that you might need to replace that one

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<v Speaker 2>behind you, and I might need to replace this maybe

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<v Speaker 2>my wife's writer about these et c's and stuff. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a festival.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't that be something if we met our demise?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, with all the things we've done and do

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<v Speaker 2>in our life, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like our hydrating habits.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a chew on ice, which is right hydration. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's see, I'm doing it, man, this thing. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give it one more, I'll forget. Let's bring it back

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<v Speaker 2>here to Uh. If you died from heavy metal poisoning, Pat,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be it.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't get any more metal than that.

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<v Speaker 2>He's wearing a Judis pre shirt. Right now, Pet Lynch

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<v Speaker 2>from w j r r's rock Station dies from metal

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<v Speaker 2>heavy metal hydration.

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<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't have wanted it any other way.

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<v Speaker 2>Floa to man, fload to man. Float man got to

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<v Speaker 2>be a flood. He's got to be.

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<v Speaker 1>A flo We head over to Newport Richie. Newport Richie, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Florida man is facing felony charges after turning a road

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<v Speaker 1>rage incident into a gunfights. Okay, the suspect is one

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five year old Hunter Bib. Hunter was driving his

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<v Speaker 1>Dodge Charger. Okay, so he's a car dude, and he

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<v Speaker 1>cut off two guys who were in a Dodge Ram.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Bib apparently abruptly cut off the victim's car. A few

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<v Speaker 1>moments later, their truck pulls up beside his car. Words

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<v Speaker 1>were exchanged between the two parties, at which point the

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<v Speaker 1>victims say Bib pulls out a gun fires two or

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<v Speaker 1>three rounds into their Dodge Ram for no reason whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>In return, the Ram driver, he was also strapped, fired

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<v Speaker 1>one or two rounds towards the charger, but did not

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<v Speaker 1>do any damage to the vehicle. The truck, on the

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<v Speaker 1>other hand, had two shattered passengers windows, a hole in

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<v Speaker 1>the passenger side door, and a hole through the windshield.

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<v Speaker 1>Police also located projectile fragments in once spent shellcasing in

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<v Speaker 1>the truck. There was an estimated twenty six hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in damage. Now, after firing, the charger followed the victims

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<v Speaker 1>through several intersections before making a U turn then fleeing

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<v Speaker 1>in the opposite direction. Ultimately, here's what happened to guys

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<v Speaker 1>in the truck right away when this started going down,

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<v Speaker 1>called nine to one one and we got this lunatic

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<v Speaker 1>and a charger and he's firing shots at us. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so now the cops are on the way to the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile the charger is following these guys and yet following them.

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<v Speaker 1>The guys in the truck don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>The officers then receive a call from Bib in his

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<v Speaker 1>charger with a completely different story. But once they were

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<v Speaker 1>able to arrive on the scene and sort this all out.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to hear the excuse that Hunter Bib gave for

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<v Speaker 1>his actions. Yeah, he says. He explained that he was

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<v Speaker 1>outnumbered by two big guys and they were in a

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<v Speaker 1>quote bigger truck.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Therefore, after I cut you guys off, I'm gonna fire

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<v Speaker 1>rounds unprovoked into your truck.

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<v Speaker 2>You're both part of the Dodge family. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>act like it. I've seen that little Dodge kid peeing

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<v Speaker 2>on the Chevy logo. Now what it is is that

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<v Speaker 2>a ford?

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<v Speaker 1>I probably go both ways.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't explain it. I see you're shaking your head

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<v Speaker 2>for it, but you can't explain dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you. In Florida, especially on the roads, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't mess with anybody. No, everybody's strapped. I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>I had somebody cut me.

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<v Speaker 1>At least it seems that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday I had somebody cut me off, and it's like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I just put my hand up like it's peace. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, it's cool because I know I know what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially when you see the three in the hooptie and

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<v Speaker 2>you know you can smell if you have your what's

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<v Speaker 2>that ac where you're taken in the ac outside and

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<v Speaker 2>refreshing it, right, Yeah, yeah, whatever the hell is. You

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<v Speaker 2>can smell the gongs and I'm like, they're high. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's just a lifestyle. They're strapping and they're ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Two big guys in a much bigger truck. Therefore I

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<v Speaker 1>opened fire on them. Okay, finally we have this. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a porn star named Abella Danger. Bella was just interviewed

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<v Speaker 1>and in the course of the interview, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>some visual references for the three lovely ladies that are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be mentioned in this idiotology story. The first

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<v Speaker 1>would be a Bella Danger.

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<v Speaker 2>Going right there, right now to the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>She was asked what she thought, being a porn star

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<v Speaker 1>about the antics of certain only fans models and their

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<v Speaker 1>sexual exploits, most notably Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips, who

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<v Speaker 1>are in you know, apparently ahead on battle as to

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<v Speaker 1>who can sleep with the most men and and publish

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<v Speaker 1>it and in the least amount of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it when I look at this JR Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 2>all I see is dumb. I want you to look

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<v Speaker 2>at the I know hot you know, the one in

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<v Speaker 2>the center crazy eyes? Yeah right, so she's crazy eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's the Bella.

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<v Speaker 1>Abella Danger is the first one on the in the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the other two are the horrors that are

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<v Speaker 2>doing the whore off right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Abella Danger being the porn star she is has likened

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<v Speaker 1>what what Blue and Phillips do to a circus act,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that what she does in the porn

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<v Speaker 1>industry is the big leagues.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's respectable. There ambla pot kettle exactly what they

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<v Speaker 2>do circus league. So I'm going to take on forty

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<v Speaker 2>seven hundred guys. It's gonna take me a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm going too. First, that's what those girls need

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<v Speaker 2>to do. Those women, I don't even want to call

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<v Speaker 2>them women. There's whatever they need to do. Two first,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you mean? What do you mean, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>next to on the last patent? Bob Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You mean yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>To leave it at two first, and I mean it's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you double everything that the other little whoes do. Hey, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Bonnie Blue, I beat you by two patent. Listen Taco

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