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Speaker 1: Let's begin in Taiwan talking heavy metal poisoning.
Speaker 2: Thinking when he said heavy metal in Taiwan, Huh boys
Speaker 2: name Lo Kai.
Speaker 1: Guy there has died from heavy metal poisoning. Apparently uh
Speaker 1: because of his habit of drinking from his trusty thermos,
Speaker 1: and trusty rhymes with rusty, which is apparently what happened
Speaker 1: over the course of daily use. In ten years, guy
Speaker 1: had been drinking, drinking, drinking out of this thing, and
Speaker 1: I guess it started to break down and rust and
Speaker 1: release toxins into his blood stream that resulted in an
Speaker 1: infection that his body just couldn't conquer. And it's time
Speaker 1: to check out.
Speaker 2: You always hear about this, you know, you'll hear people say,
Speaker 2: my wife will say it. I'll call her out. I
Speaker 2: don't want to put that in a dishwasher because you
Speaker 2: know it'll break down the edps or whatever the hell
Speaker 2: it is. But I'm trying to think, I've had this,
Speaker 2: this whatever you tumble her thing for about eight years.
Speaker 1: Now. How long do they last? Well, in this case,
Speaker 1: not long enough. And this is where I should probably
Speaker 1: go against the grain in the current thinking the dangers
Speaker 1: of hydration people.
Speaker 2: You're going back to water and aren't you plastic?
Speaker 1: Dangers of hydration? Yeah, so don't hydrate? Is what pats that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: In this hot is hot weather, Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: why you would want to have a constant flow of
Speaker 1: water going into your system. Risking your life like that.
Speaker 2: But Pat, stop and think about what I was saying
Speaker 2: with these tumbler things. Yeah, that guy is a hard
Speaker 2: work and wait taibewan men Taiwanese. Taiwanese dude, and uh,
Speaker 2: dirty knees look at these. So anyway, he's a hard
Speaker 2: working dude. He's got his thermos every day going wherever
Speaker 2: he works. All he had to do was throw that
Speaker 2: one out and buy another and he'd still be alive.
Speaker 1: You think he kept the thermis in his lunch, Pale.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that you might need to replace that one
Speaker 2: behind you, and I might need to replace this maybe
Speaker 2: my wife's writer about these et c's and stuff. Sorry,
Speaker 2: that's a festival.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be something if we met our demise?
Speaker 2: You know, with all the things we've done and do
Speaker 2: in our life, it's.
Speaker 1: Like our hydrating habits.
Speaker 2: There's a chew on ice, which is right hydration. All right,
Speaker 2: let's see, I'm doing it, man, this thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give it one more, I'll forget. Let's bring it back
Speaker 2: here to Uh. If you died from heavy metal poisoning, Pat,
Speaker 2: that would be it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get any more metal than that.
Speaker 2: He's wearing a Judis pre shirt. Right now, Pet Lynch
Speaker 2: from w j r r's rock Station dies from metal
Speaker 2: heavy metal hydration.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
Speaker 2: Floa to man, fload to man. Float man got to
Speaker 2: be a flood. He's got to be.
Speaker 1: A flo We head over to Newport Richie. Newport Richie, Man,
Speaker 1: Florida man is facing felony charges after turning a road
Speaker 1: rage incident into a gunfights. Okay, the suspect is one
Speaker 1: twenty five year old Hunter Bib. Hunter was driving his
Speaker 1: Dodge Charger. Okay, so he's a car dude, and he
Speaker 1: cut off two guys who were in a Dodge Ram.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Bib apparently abruptly cut off the victim's car. A few
Speaker 1: moments later, their truck pulls up beside his car. Words
Speaker 1: were exchanged between the two parties, at which point the
Speaker 1: victims say Bib pulls out a gun fires two or
Speaker 1: three rounds into their Dodge Ram for no reason whatsoever.
Speaker 1: In return, the Ram driver, he was also strapped, fired
Speaker 1: one or two rounds towards the charger, but did not
Speaker 1: do any damage to the vehicle. The truck, on the
Speaker 1: other hand, had two shattered passengers windows, a hole in
Speaker 1: the passenger side door, and a hole through the windshield.
Speaker 1: Police also located projectile fragments in once spent shellcasing in
Speaker 1: the truck. There was an estimated twenty six hundred dollars
Speaker 1: in damage. Now, after firing, the charger followed the victims
Speaker 1: through several intersections before making a U turn then fleeing
Speaker 1: in the opposite direction. Ultimately, here's what happened to guys
Speaker 1: in the truck right away when this started going down,
Speaker 1: called nine to one one and we got this lunatic
Speaker 1: and a charger and he's firing shots at us. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now the cops are on the way to the scene.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile the charger is following these guys and yet following them.
Speaker 1: The guys in the truck don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: The officers then receive a call from Bib in his
Speaker 1: charger with a completely different story. But once they were
Speaker 1: able to arrive on the scene and sort this all out.
Speaker 1: Want to hear the excuse that Hunter Bib gave for
Speaker 1: his actions. Yeah, he says. He explained that he was
Speaker 1: outnumbered by two big guys and they were in a
Speaker 1: quote bigger truck.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Therefore, after I cut you guys off, I'm gonna fire
Speaker 1: rounds unprovoked into your truck.
Speaker 2: You're both part of the Dodge family. Why don't you
Speaker 2: act like it. I've seen that little Dodge kid peeing
Speaker 2: on the Chevy logo. Now what it is is that
Speaker 2: a ford?
Speaker 1: I probably go both ways.
Speaker 2: You can't explain it. I see you're shaking your head
Speaker 2: for it, but you can't explain dumb.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. In Florida, especially on the roads, you
Speaker 1: don't mess with anybody. No, everybody's strapped. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: I had somebody cut me.
Speaker 1: At least it seems that way.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I had somebody cut me off, and it's like, yes,
Speaker 2: I just put my hand up like it's peace. I
Speaker 2: was like, it's cool because I know I know what's happening.
Speaker 2: Especially when you see the three in the hooptie and
Speaker 2: you know you can smell if you have your what's
Speaker 2: that ac where you're taken in the ac outside and
Speaker 2: refreshing it, right, Yeah, yeah, whatever the hell is. You
Speaker 2: can smell the gongs and I'm like, they're high. But
Speaker 2: that's just a lifestyle. They're strapping and they're ready.
Speaker 1: Two big guys in a much bigger truck. Therefore I
Speaker 1: opened fire on them. Okay, finally we have this. There's
Speaker 1: a porn star named Abella Danger. Bella was just interviewed
Speaker 1: and in the course of the interview, and I have
Speaker 1: some visual references for the three lovely ladies that are
Speaker 1: going to be mentioned in this idiotology story. The first
Speaker 1: would be a Bella Danger.
Speaker 2: Going right there, right now to the JR Facebook page.
Speaker 1: She was asked what she thought, being a porn star
Speaker 1: about the antics of certain only fans models and their
Speaker 1: sexual exploits, most notably Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips, who
Speaker 1: are in you know, apparently ahead on battle as to
Speaker 1: who can sleep with the most men and and publish
Speaker 1: it and in the least amount of time.
Speaker 2: Why is it when I look at this JR Facebook page,
Speaker 2: all I see is dumb. I want you to look
Speaker 2: at the I know hot you know, the one in
Speaker 2: the center crazy eyes? Yeah right, so she's crazy eyes.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the Bella.
Speaker 1: Abella Danger is the first one on the in the picture.
Speaker 2: And then the other two are the horrors that are
Speaker 2: doing the whore off right now.
Speaker 1: Abella Danger being the porn star she is has likened
Speaker 1: what what Blue and Phillips do to a circus act,
Speaker 1: and she said that what she does in the porn
Speaker 1: industry is the big leagues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's respectable. There ambla pot kettle exactly what they
Speaker 2: do circus league. So I'm going to take on forty
Speaker 2: seven hundred guys. It's gonna take me a little bit,
Speaker 2: but I'm going too. First, that's what those girls need
Speaker 2: to do. Those women, I don't even want to call
Speaker 2: them women. There's whatever they need to do. Two first,
Speaker 2: how do you mean? What do you mean, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: next to on the last patent? Bob Oh?
Speaker 1: You mean yeah?
Speaker 2: To leave it at two first, and I mean it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: you double everything that the other little whoes do. Hey, uh,
Speaker 2: Bonnie Blue, I beat you by two patent. Listen Taco
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