Speaker 1: Come on in, honey. Oh hey, what's going on? How's
it going? Why you look so sad? Honey? Oh my goodness.
All right, come on, come on, come on, sit down. No, honey,
I got you. Okay. I can tell that you had
a bad day and that's all you came over right,
all right? Sit what do you want coffee? See? All right, honey,
I'll get it for you. Just sit. Yeah, we call
you my ice, of course you do. All right, Here
we go, Here we go. Talk to me. What's going on?
Oh honey, your nails, your nails us up? Give it,
give me your hand, give it to me. There we go.
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna give you a little hand. Asiage. Okay,
it looks like you haven't really been taking care of yourself,
are you kidding? This mob boss has always got time
for you. You're my best friend. You've been my best friend
my whole life. It's not gonna change now. So tell
me what's going on. No, baby, you need your cuticles
done too. Yeah. No, I'm not gonna make you do
them right now. I'm just saying, all right, it's on
my radar. Keep telling me that too. Time and good
for nothing. I mean, listen, you know I was never
a fan because I don't think she even appreciates you,
all right, something about it just pisses me off. No,
it's not the fact that she has blonde hair naturally
be quiet. She said, what wait? No, no, she said,
what do you you mean to tell me that this
good for nothing? Some of a jelly bean had the
nerve to come to your house and break up with you.
Is that what you're telling me? I need a freaking
drink now, hold on, hold on, hold on, because I
was not prepared for this level of incompetence today. Okay,
I really was not. I mean, you are a catch,
you know that, right. No, we are not gonna have
any of that. We are not gonna have any of
that talking bad about yourself, not here, not at my watch. Okay,
Oh that's delicious. Oh. I had to break out the
good merlow for this because I'm mad and when I
get mad, I need something to take the edge off.
You want to stand. So what else did she say
to you? Of all people calling you lazy? My best friend? Oh,
you're making me grit my teeth. You making me grit
my flip and teeth. You're making me need a man
of care at this point, I mean, well, who does
this woman think that she is showing up to your house?
It's talking crazy like that, listn't I know? I know
I'm connected. I'm not gonna do anything. Okay, not without
your consent anyway, But I'm sick and tired of you
day in these broads who don't know how good they
have it. Oh please, you gave her everything. You dressed
her up like a little doll. She looked like a
movie star. This woman did nothing. And this is coming
from a mob boss. Okay, I'm a beautiful girl, but
you know I work for it, and I'm not really
a fan of this whole Oh take care of me.
And then what she's gonna be out cheating on you?
I can't I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
You knew when you came over here you were gonna
get me riled up. I know you knew it. Yes,
I know, your best friend's a little crazy. But that's
why you love me, isn't it. I always have been
a little bit crazy, but that's just who I am. Anyways,
give me out of the hand because I'm done with
this one. There we go, because You clearly need a massage.
You're out working so hard every day. You need a
woman who's gonna take care of you like a prize,
not somebody who's gonna demand more and more and more
and more and give you what a headache. In this economy,
it's just not happening. Come on, there we go. It
smells like coconut. You'll get over it. Okay, it's the
best lotion that I got. Just all right? So what
did you say back to her? If you tell me
that you're thinking about giving her another chance? Okay, you
better not be listen. I know she's beautiful, I know,
I know she looks like the girl your dreams. But
she's a loser. Yeah, and you don't this heart that
won't you want a woman who hasts something to bring
to the table beyond you know, I don't know. Maybe
no woman like uh me? Oh what? Oh? Wipe that
smirk off your damn face. I'm just saying I'm a catch,
am I not? Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, it's
the elephant. What do you want me to do? We've
been best friends for how many years now? I've made
it clear every time I talk to you that I'm
interested in you, and you have no idea. You're like
a balloon or something. You don't have any brains in there.
I mean you do, but with all due respect, it's
ridiculous to me that you haven't put this together yet. Okay,
so you're oblivious. I already knew this, but damn, that
is really something else. Honey. Why do you think I'm
always getting all dressed up with my hair and the
curlers and I got the lipstick on. Yeah, because I
want to impress ya. I know I'm a mob boss,
but honey, I'm a woman too. And to be honest,
I was really man that you were still with that
Braun because from the day that I met her, I
knew that she did not deserve you. I knew that
she was looking for the gold, but she didn't want
to do any digging. And I'm just not really about that.
I want somebody who brings some to the table as
much as I bring to the table, and Honey, you
bring more to the table than I could ever want
or need. Think about it, If we were together, we
could take over the world. You need a woman in
your life who can match your energy, not somebody who's
just taken and taken and taken. And I know it
might be a little tough to deal with somebody as
hardheaded as me, But honey, you know it'll be worth it.
You know I'm worth it, don't you look? Your hands
already looks so much better. I'm doing your neck now,
Yes I am, Yeah, because I can see how tense
you are. You don't even look like you have a
neck at this point. Your shoulders are up so high.
It's not good for your help. Stay still, there we go.
Isn't that kind of nice? Of course it is. I
know how to give a good massage. I'm a very
skilled woman. You'll understand. Well, you're single, so now you're not,
You're gonna be mine. Come on, pudding, You know you
want to be mine, don't you. I want to be
yourst Yeah, I've been wanting to be yours. I think
you're the most handsome man I ever seen. Everything about
you makes me so happy. You make me giggle like
a stupid school girl. I don't know. I've been scared
to tell you because I didn't want you to reject me.
I know I act all tough, but I don't like
get rejected. You understand, what if I gave you one
kiss right on your ear? Would that be okay? Just
one little pick? Was that? Al right? Oops? Looks like
I kissed Yeah, No, no, no, I'm not turning this
in anything crazy. Get your head out of the gutter.
I'm just getting you a little massage, all right. I
wanted to see how you react to my kiss, and
it seems like you liked it. I know, I got
all hot and bothered when you came in talking about
missus so and so, talking a whole bunch of nonsense.
And you know I have a bit of a temper,
But when I'm around the man that I love, I'm
able to just let it fade away. That's what's happening
right now. It's just a fading away. I'm so happy
with you. Mm hmm. You make me so damn happy
it should be illegal. How big this smile on my
face is. Now, I'm gonna need you to get all
of her stuff out of your house, okay, because I
don't want to ever see one trace of that stupid
broad ever again. Now that's your mind, You've got to
understand that I'm very jealous and possessive over what's mine, okay,
and you should be as jealous and possessive over me.
So any of her stupid shirts or high heels unless
they're Prada, and then I'll look at those because maybe
those are for me. But everything else and get rid
of it. I don't want one single trace of this woman.
We're gonna have to sell your home. I know, I know.
You're gonna live in my mansion with me. Okay, yeah,
you're gonna live in my mansion with me. We can
get a dog. I name him Tony, all right, all right, fine,
we can name him Genevieve if you don't like Tony. No,
I don't want any of those stupid dog names. I
want a gentleman for a dog. Okay, okay, how does
that feel, honey? Yeah, you're feeling more calm now now
that she got a new girlfriend. M you're so freaking cute.
I can't take it. I can't take it. Everything about
you just makes me all giddy. M. You know I
got some gaba ghool waiting for you if you're hungry. Yeah, yeah,
I got some golic nuts too. I know it's your face.
Oh of course, honey, I'm gonna take care of you
now that we're gonna be together, it's gonna be rainbows
and sunshine and running from the FBI. You do know
that's part of it, ray, seeing as I am a mom,
boss and all. But don't worry. We're well insulated. You're
making me feel like the luckiest lady in the whole world. Oh,
I'm not even choking. You're making me want to make
Sunday dinners every damn night. I wasn't such a busy
boss lady, then I might just have to do that. Anyways,
let me get the cop of pool for you, all right.
You just stay here. You're feeling a little better. Yeah,
you're feeling all right, all right, you stay right here.
I'm gonna get that all fixed up for you. Okay hmm,
but I'm still in one more kiss before I go
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