Speaker 1: So the movie Jaws is being re released into theaters.
Speaker 1: It's going to happen on August twenty ninth. I think
Speaker 1: Jaws is the best movie of all time. Like, I
Speaker 1: absolutely love this movie. I think it's pretty darn near perfection. Obviously,
Speaker 1: this special effects aren't so great as they were back then,
Speaker 1: but they also leave it up to your imagination because
Speaker 1: they don't show the shark for such a long time.
Speaker 1: But I've been thinking about this, and I love movies,
Speaker 1: and this is probably my favorite all time movie. And
Speaker 1: so I was thinking about, like, do I want my
Speaker 1: kids to go see this with me in the theaters? No,
Speaker 1: But I'm like, man, this movie scarred me so bad.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm swimming, Like if I was to go
Speaker 1: swimming in a like an Olympic sized pool or so,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I would, but and it was
Speaker 1: super deep, I would have an irrational fear that there
Speaker 1: was a shark in that pool.
Speaker 2: Man in a lake and a pond.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, I can't be in the ocean
Speaker 1: without thinking that I look like I don't know a
Speaker 1: pizza roll to a great white shark. Why would you
Speaker 1: be in an Olympic sized saltwater pool. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: there's been times where I've been swimming in a big
Speaker 1: pool and I was scared. In the pool, you're so
Speaker 1: vulnerable because you honey.
Speaker 3: Pool ben, I was the saying growing same. If it
Speaker 3: was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom, I
Speaker 3: was like, there's.
Speaker 2: A shark in here, right, It's no, but it's a fair.
Speaker 1: It's way more logical that there would be piranha in
Speaker 1: there over a shark.
Speaker 2: Did you hear how country? I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: a rash No, but it's a fair. You're talking to it.
Speaker 2: She's crandall pulled you into her world. And then you
Speaker 2: wanted me to understand what we used to swim in
Speaker 2: the cement pond out there. It's not even more likely. No,
Speaker 2: Piranhas are even more rare than sharks. Dufus. Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about what I told my daughter when when
Speaker 1: we went to Hawaii, and you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's gosh, two or three years ago now, and.
Speaker 1: I was telling her on the way, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I bought the parachute package for all of us,
Speaker 1: and she was like, wait what And the whole family
Speaker 1: was on on the bit but her and this had
Speaker 1: to scar her. And I was like, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: didn't go all out. I got myself. I got a
Speaker 1: silk one. But for you guys, I got deer skin once.
Speaker 1: And she's like, why does that matter. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: the sharks are attracted to the deer skin. So if
Speaker 1: we have to jump out of the plane and you
Speaker 1: hit the water, detached the parachute, so the sharks will
Speaker 1: follow it to the bottom of the ocean. And so
Speaker 1: I probably already have scared her about sharks. But she's fourteen.
Speaker 1: My middle son is seventeen. Will it scar them forever
Speaker 1: if they go to a theater and watch Jaws? No,
Speaker 1: because they've all now they've lived through years and years
Speaker 1: and years of Shark week And then on top of that,
Speaker 1: if they went and saw Jaws, they would be like, Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's the story of a mechanical shark from an
Speaker 1: amusement park swimming around at the ocean a thousand years ago,
Speaker 1: and everyone looked weird, like it's out of contact or
Speaker 1: it's not gonna I mean, the Exorcist used to be
Speaker 1: scary to people. Now you see it and her head
Speaker 1: spins around, you start laughing, right, you know, it's just
Speaker 1: they've seen too much now for that to scare him.
Speaker 2: I think we'll say Jawn's doing well on rotten tomatoes,
Speaker 2: ninety percent on the tomato meter, two percent behind Paddington
Speaker 2: to otty good. Is that the one where he goes
Speaker 2: to prison? Uh? And the second one Maddington goes to prison.
Speaker 2: He's improved right now, a prison improved. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: lot of alliteration. It reminds me of our introd shark time.
Speaker 4: Boys.
Speaker 2: Right now, you're right, right, right, right right, trying to
Speaker 2: do it one.
Speaker 5: Or came quick quick Evan with ill show you're going
Speaker 5: whooling it you except with similar sweet pursuing it. Donld
Speaker 5: out shaw shank through the sewer, kid now with chilling
Speaker 5: at the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on
Speaker 5: the dock. Got a habit for my house, a gop status,
Speaker 5: Howard starting to get cratic. Shows that up multiplied like
Speaker 5: a rabbit.
Speaker 6: Two.
Speaker 2: Then zone out, prink it up, feed the habit. I'm
Speaker 2: on hang out with the friends, rocking on the radio.
Speaker 2: My home boys head talking on the radio. It's time
Speaker 2: to to this wallkid, Oh baby, hey kt Christine up it.
Speaker 7: All up on the ladio.
Speaker 1: Which one was it where Paddington had to turn tricks
Speaker 1: to make a rent?
Speaker 2: That was the first one. That was the first one. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: disgusting bear, but on that sequel? So yep uh. Did
Speaker 2: you know that it is sleep Awareness Week?
Speaker 7: Everyone?
Speaker 2: I knew because it was in your email earlier. Big
Speaker 2: deal for me as an ambassador of narcolepsy awareness. I
Speaker 2: want everyone to know that you're not just tired, you
Speaker 2: might have narcolepsy. So go get it checked out. Is
Speaker 2: that why you did the my pillow endorsement? And so
Speaker 2: I did this the oh wow, I'll wake you up.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the doctor said, here's the cure for pay times sleepiness.
Speaker 6: It's the few. It's family pew. It's the pun. It's
Speaker 6: the family pew. It's the pew. It's that family pew.
Speaker 6: It's a peu, it's family pew.
Speaker 7: The pew, it's it's with a family, pulled up and jump.
Speaker 2: You need buzzwords before we can move forward. Christina per Okay,
Speaker 2: her favorite country's pretty good outside of America, of course,
Speaker 2: skin Paddington goes to prison. Ben buzzword buzzword sleep awareness
Speaker 2: dream Top ten dreams Americans say they have buzzword, ben
Speaker 2: s thanks, what snake dreams, beer long and juicy.
Speaker 1: Paddington goes to prison being naked in a in some
Speaker 1: sort of crowder in front of people.
Speaker 2: Number ten, Okay, teeth falling out. No, teeth falling out.
Speaker 1: I've wished for that.
Speaker 2: That is correct number. That's number eight, Christina Duck. The
Speaker 2: past two is for that for my wif to bit
Speaker 2: and skin. You have three strikes Jesus. Teeth falling out
Speaker 2: is number two. Number eight Okay, I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: I's gonna say.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number seven was teeth getting knocked out as in hockey,
Speaker 2: Let's go stars eight answers on the board four minutes
Speaker 2: to left in regulation time. Okay, so how does this work?
Speaker 2: She passed to y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so y'all can you know? Uh so is this
Speaker 1: is it fears? Because how snake dreams not on there?
Speaker 7: Different? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're you're in your own category.
Speaker 1: One is definitely gonna be flying, okay, flying plane crash flying, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or also the people flying public speaking.
Speaker 1: Wait hold on, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah, play
Speaker 1: the man.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't, I didn't off we were talking yea
Speaker 2: the table talk. Man, if it's gonna be two people,
Speaker 2: you can table talk. Well, i've given you four strikes.
Speaker 2: We didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, well then so we got
Speaker 2: three left. You have two left. He didn't submit an answer.
Speaker 1: No, how about the Cowboys getting to the NFC Championship then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this list sucks? Uh okay? Oh wait, what does
Speaker 2: the category again? Say it again? This is top ten dreams.
Speaker 2: People have ten things people dream? Okay, Uh see, I'm
Speaker 2: combining it with fears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not nightmares, it's just dreams. Okay, but is it?
Speaker 1: Could it be that you fear of a college test
Speaker 1: happening and you've forgotten it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, correct? Right there, That is a
Speaker 2: number six dreamer in school taking a test? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: number six. Think about maybe any mission? Uh you p
Speaker 2: on yourself. You're saying O mission or okay, externally missions?
Speaker 2: So you dream of sex not sex? Not on there?
Speaker 2: But I won't count it. Go ahead, No one's dreaming
Speaker 2: about sex. Doesn't sound like it. God, America sucks. What
Speaker 2: about having your friend's wife's teeth removed? That still counts
Speaker 2: as I have one?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 2: In the second, getting chased, getting chased? Absolutely up there
Speaker 2: Number one, Oh, respondence, right there? A dream where you're
Speaker 2: being chased? What about going to a chase at m
Speaker 2: I have never never had the one about being chased?
Speaker 2: Seven either, But I don't remember my dreams, dude, it's
Speaker 2: pretty rare.
Speaker 1: I do, but it's such a short dream. I get
Speaker 1: caught immediately, very slow.
Speaker 2: Number two, Well, let's go backwards. Number nine a dream
Speaker 2: about you killing someone? Oh, my god, fantasy about that.
Speaker 2: I'm wide awake, I do you never had that? Dream?
Speaker 2: Are called day thoughts? Yeah, every single day? Number seven
Speaker 2: A dream where you're dying. Yeah. Number five a dream
Speaker 2: where you've lost your voice and you're unable to shout
Speaker 2: for help, Which, to me, that's just sleep paralysis, which
Speaker 2: I have all the time. Right, there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2: But I've tricked myself in a knowing I have it,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't really affect me in a negative way.
Speaker 2: How long does it last? I don't know really.
Speaker 1: I think it probably happened super quick, but it seems
Speaker 1: like a long time. I've had sleep paralysis before, and
Speaker 1: I'm convinced that's what people think is happening when they're
Speaker 1: getting alien abducted.
Speaker 2: It's really sleep paralysis. Number four dream you're hanging out
Speaker 2: with a celebrity all the time.
Speaker 1: You and Christine. I get to do that every day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: really sucks.
Speaker 2: Number three you're running late to something important. Yes, always
Speaker 2: running late to Number two Ben running late something important
Speaker 2: and being chased. I dream about fall Yes, yeah, dangling.
Speaker 2: I did get the snake. The snake dream too, Yeah,
Speaker 2: where the snake is just biting at you and stuff
Speaker 2: and yeah, sometimes a trip squeeze and is trying to
Speaker 2: wrap stuff around your neck.
Speaker 1: I had a Luca nightmare the other night. I seriously,
Speaker 1: I've been remembering my dreams this week. And I woke
Speaker 1: up and I told my wife we were house sitting
Speaker 1: for Luca and we failed him.
Speaker 2: It was like a disaster or something. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what does that mean. I don't know that Central American
Speaker 2: uh crew of bandits show up to the house.
Speaker 1: I had a snake dream where I was the wheel
Speaker 1: on Tommy Lee's boat. Okay, okay, right, you were a
Speaker 1: snare drum. Yeah, there you have it there? What was
Speaker 1: number one getting chased? Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle,
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Speaker 2: WHOA. Wendy Williams is kind of in a weird situation
Speaker 2: because you know, she's sixty now and we've talked about
Speaker 2: her before. It's a weird thing to talk about a
Speaker 2: rock station. But Wendy Williams is famous for a few
Speaker 2: different reasons. One of those is the burn fart. But
Speaker 2: she had a show for a long time Daytime TV.
Speaker 2: I think she was.
Speaker 1: Famous for other reasons before the burn fart, and then
Speaker 1: that solidified her.
Speaker 2: As a Hall of Famer. She used her platform to
Speaker 2: do the burn fart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really difficult to if you have that much
Speaker 1: of a gas build up coming out of both ends.
Speaker 1: It's like you've maybe by hitting a barbecue buffet or
Speaker 1: something like. I mean, it's a lot of pressure. She's
Speaker 1: had a lot of surgery though, and so she's rooted
Speaker 1: her insides around in weird ways, and so the exhaust
Speaker 1: exits might have been reconfigured.
Speaker 2: So before we get into the nuts and bolts of
Speaker 2: the story, I do think we should play what she's
Speaker 2: now most simps for is the local artist DJ truck
Speaker 2: Nuts and his song the Burn Park, and it goes
Speaker 2: like this, we gotta get out of here. I'm going
Speaker 2: out of the mouth. We're going out the behind DOGU
Speaker 2: I have that dog behind dogs when they all the time,
Speaker 2: when the all the time behind She went with the
Speaker 2: burn Park. It's both those things. Daddy, bet why all
Speaker 2: the time? He said, hot dogs?
Speaker 7: Daddy that addie.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of gas and pressure on man. That
Speaker 2: that Addie, that that that that that that the power
Speaker 2: move like, Noah, what the burn Park behind dog? This
Speaker 2: is a hot is hot? I apologize, I apologize.
Speaker 1: There's such a class act. Apologize for both the burp
Speaker 1: and the farts.
Speaker 8: You know, she's in the news because she was at
Speaker 8: her assisted living facility and she dropped a note out
Speaker 8: the window that said help Wendy.
Speaker 2: She's sixty now right and back. In twenty twenty two,
Speaker 2: she was put under this court ordered guardianship Wells Fargo Froze,
Speaker 2: Oliver Acce or Oliver Assets because they're like, there's some
Speaker 2: suspicious behavior going on. They gave her an appointed guardian
Speaker 2: by the name of Sabrina Morrissey. Morrissey says that Wendy
Speaker 2: is cognitively impaired and permanently disabled. Wendy has denied those claims.
Speaker 2: Did so as well today when she went on the
Speaker 2: Breakfast Club and she went on the New York Local
Speaker 2: New one of the New York Local morning TV stations,
Speaker 2: because that's.
Speaker 1: How she came up, was in New York morning radio.
Speaker 1: She was like the gossip queen. Fact was she on.
Speaker 2: The Breakfast Club at one point? Yeah, like she was.
Speaker 1: I think she was hot ninety seven it and she
Speaker 1: was one of those I heard the puff dad, you know,
Speaker 1: one of those people.
Speaker 2: That's how she built her name up. So she says
Speaker 2: that she passed some competence test with flying colors.
Speaker 1: Today she's gonna start dancing around like Britney, isn't she?
Speaker 2: This is what's going on, is she? But she can't.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm at a facility with seventy eighty and
Speaker 2: ninety year olds and it's a prison, and they give
Speaker 2: me medication. Don't tell me what it is. But she
Speaker 2: also that happened to Old Girl in the Penguin. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is kind of what's happening with her.
Speaker 1: It seems like and New York is Gotham, but you know,
Speaker 1: her team, her whether her team is announced that she's
Speaker 1: been diagnosed with you know, dementia.
Speaker 2: God, it's sixty, Yeah, that's way too young for that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but she.
Speaker 1: Claiming that it's it's her son, who's like, you know,
Speaker 1: has a what is it that Britney's parents had over her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Whatever conservatorship?
Speaker 5: Where they?
Speaker 1: I thought I saw where she was saying, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: my son wants access to my money. So he's embellished
Speaker 1: on what my situation really is and that's made me
Speaker 1: a prisoner here.
Speaker 2: And I'm not as bad as they say it is,
Speaker 2: but he just wants my money.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen her say anything about her son, but
Speaker 2: if you saw that somewhere that's didn't she can be
Speaker 2: it and that would make sense, why, you know?
Speaker 1: And I think she I thought she married a boy
Speaker 1: toy too. Did she have a younger?
Speaker 2: What is a toy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just drink me and skin in. Just look at what
Speaker 1: we're like. Do you like what you see? Boy toy?
Speaker 2: Boy toy? I think it's like a shamla shamala. We're
Speaker 2: old man toys. Well, no, I don't like the way
Speaker 2: that sounds I think of it.
Speaker 1: Boy toy is like, Hey, I'm a rich sixty year
Speaker 1: old and I've found me a thirty year old husband
Speaker 1: that probably wouldn't be with me if I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: This Ridge gal divorced in twenty twenty. It says from
Speaker 2: a boy toy, I don't know. I don't have an
Speaker 2: age on him, Kevin Hunters' name. So there's your Whitney,
Speaker 2: your Wendy story. Not your Whitney story. That's Whitney. Oh
Speaker 2: yeah about Britain still new like she's just kind of
Speaker 2: the note that says help was why this is a
Speaker 2: big story.
Speaker 1: Brittany was yelling for help. Brittany was like, man, I
Speaker 1: don't need this. They're taking advantage of me. And dude,
Speaker 1: if you follow her on social media, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: she could use somebody looking after her maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1: Last night she was throwing her crotch into a fire.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw that.
Speaker 2: You're still falling. Okay, it's still happening.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It's not I'm watching. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even that good.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: What was the name of the gal she hung out
Speaker 1: with that they called fire Crotch Low hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, did they hang out together? I
Speaker 2: don't know. There's I think he's naming off two thousands.
Speaker 2: You know, pop pop stars.
Speaker 1: They were all famous people that were young when that
Speaker 1: you know, fame when they were teenagers and they went crazy.
Speaker 2: When tabloids got huge in the two thousands.
Speaker 1: It was the head Lindsay. It was the rapper that
Speaker 1: your mom loves Pitbull.
Speaker 2: Pitbull had a Lindsay Lohan line, I fire crock.
Speaker 3: The difference between the Britney Spears thing and the Wendy
Speaker 3: Williams thing is I don't think Britney's going on shows
Speaker 3: and actually talking like I don't know if I've heard
Speaker 3: her just say a sentence, Oh that makes sense in
Speaker 3: a long time. But Wendy, apparently I haven't heard the
Speaker 3: show that she was just on.
Speaker 2: It's weird. She's got access to go on the most
Speaker 2: popular radio show in the country, the Breakfast Club and
Speaker 2: New York News, like your guardian is allowing that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's this is all weird.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: Let's get Charlotte Maine, the god on very strange. I
Speaker 2: want to I want to transition to this story about movies.
Speaker 2: There's a movie coming out. Well, it's being finalized to
Speaker 2: come out, and I'm highly interested in it because, first
Speaker 2: of all, it's getting a lot of talk right now
Speaker 2: because it's seeing as maybe Adrian Brodie's next big move
Speaker 2: after The Brutalist and he just won Best Actor for
Speaker 2: the second time. But Leonardo DiCaprio would be the supposed
Speaker 2: star of a biopic or biopic of Evil Canevil. Oh,
Speaker 2: because that sounds pretty fun. All right, Ben, I'm in
Speaker 2: I'm so interested in this, he thought, Sophia Ergotto.
Speaker 3: Joe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was thinking Evil can Evel? Great, Okay, who
Speaker 2: would Adrian Brodie playing the Evil Robbie story? Who is
Speaker 2: Who's you have Robbie and you have the motorcycle? Who else?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: I'm sure Evil can Eevel has a manager that abused him.
Speaker 2: I did some reading on it and it is the
Speaker 2: role of Shelley Saltman. Oh yeah, And when I read
Speaker 2: all of this, I was blown away because this is
Speaker 2: late seventies crap. I didn't know anything about. It's awesome.
Speaker 2: So Shelley Saltman is kind of a Colonel Tom Parker type,
Speaker 2: you know, big promoter guy. We'll get you down here
Speaker 2: to the snake river can and you'll jump over it.
Speaker 2: Put a book out, We'll record you. All that stuff
Speaker 2: gets a footage. So after this, this book was published,
Speaker 2: which made Evil can Evel look bad and damaged his
Speaker 2: reputation a little bit. He seemed like a real squared
Speaker 2: away guy. Evil can Evel walked onto the twenty century
Speaker 2: Fox Studios because at the time, Shelley Saltman was the
Speaker 2: president of Fox Sports. In the late seventies, Fox Sports existed,
Speaker 2: one of Evil Canieviel's friends grabs Shelley Saltman and holds
Speaker 2: him back. Evil Canievel attacks him with an aluminum bat,
Speaker 2: yelling I'm gonna kill you now. As this is going on,
Speaker 2: and Evil Cannevel hits him in the head multiple times.
Speaker 2: Who with an aluminum bat. Shelley Saltman's trying to block
Speaker 2: it right and his wrist is shattered, broke his arm
Speaker 2: multiple times, then falls to the ground passes out. So
Speaker 2: this news breaks on TV. Shelley Saltman's mom is watching
Speaker 2: on TV. Hearing this news, she has a heart attack
Speaker 2: and dies. Evil Canevel had to do six months in
Speaker 2: work furlough for his assaults. Six months of not jumping
Speaker 2: over crap.
Speaker 7: How old.
Speaker 2: Was he about that time? Late seventies? Oh wow?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, and the late you're saying it happened
Speaker 1: in the late seventies.
Speaker 2: Yes, so he was probably in his forties. Okay we
Speaker 2: have been forties then, okay, yeah, man.
Speaker 1: It was that was crazy for a stunt man like
Speaker 1: that to be so wildly popular.
Speaker 2: Wow, like he was super. I had an evil can
Speaker 2: eevral bike.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a white bike with a little fake plastic
Speaker 1: gas tank on it so it looked like a motorcycle.
Speaker 2: He settled it around.
Speaker 1: His things would be like TV specials. Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I bet he got his TV start on Wide World
Speaker 1: of Sports.
Speaker 2: I bet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like the Flying We Linda is the same type thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to walk across his tightrope, Christine. I growing up,
Speaker 1: the Robbie canievel special was a big deal. Really, the
Speaker 1: thirteen year old is.
Speaker 2: That Robbie Canel's gonna jump over something. Here's a one
Speaker 2: hour special on Fox. And at the fifty eight minute
Speaker 2: mark of that special, he jumps over something and falls
Speaker 2: and it's not.
Speaker 1: Man, that's like le Bron James to BRONI though, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I got to experience evil Knievral you got Robbie.
Speaker 2: I'm not no, I'm not fighting. It's well, guys, you
Speaker 2: guys watched the G League game. Our evil Knieval was
Speaker 2: Andy Samdberg. So that's right, Yeah, kind of better exactly.
Speaker 2: So would you he got the Shelley saltmon in the situation?
Speaker 2: Who Adrian Brody is in line to play? Got thirteen
Speaker 2: million dollars of damages for that? So would you let
Speaker 2: an old stunt devil come up and beat the crap
Speaker 2: out of you with the bat for thirteen million.
Speaker 1: Dollars twice in the head, three or four times in
Speaker 1: the forum? Thirteen million dollars in the late seventies?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Right now, Wow, this this movie would be better if
Speaker 1: it was a comedy and it was Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I agree, but I guess they Yeah,
Speaker 2: So Leo DiCaprio is going to get into actor mode
Speaker 2: to play evil and evil. It could be good. I
Speaker 2: don't know to be good. I won't be here till
Speaker 2: like twenty thirty one or whatever. Hey, Leo doesn't miss
Speaker 2: what does he missed on? Well that's a good question.
Speaker 2: What's he been in lately? Exactly? That's why he don't shoot,
Speaker 2: you don't miss. Yeah, all right, there you have it.
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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 7: Din and Skinned listeners, here comes kt fun tweets were
Speaker 7: the round the sports.
Speaker 1: Now let's go around the sports. Kt fu queints has
Speaker 1: all the sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, the MAVs played last night. We'll get
Speaker 2: the cowboy stuff in a second Mass played last night
Speaker 2: in San Antonio and they won. They ran out there
Speaker 2: a few guys and they went out and fought hard,
Speaker 2: got the dub. It's a good job Maps.
Speaker 1: I felt pretty confident they would split in San Antonio.
Speaker 2: Yeah you called that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just San Antonio is in a weird place.
Speaker 1: Mavericks were obviously in a weird place. And man, uh
Speaker 1: Clay Thompson was elated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like he was elated.
Speaker 1: So we did we did the TV interview with Kessler
Speaker 1: Edwards because he had a career.
Speaker 2: High in points and rebounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so Clay was doing the radio interview here
Speaker 1: on the Eagle with Chuck and DeMars. And because the
Speaker 1: way s Antonio sat up usually that's like in the back.
Speaker 1: He was at the scores table and you know, had
Speaker 1: the headset on and he was actually sitting in a chair,
Speaker 1: and so I just I was done. So I just
Speaker 1: kind of stood there and watched him. And when he
Speaker 1: finished the radio interview, he took his head set, jumped
Speaker 1: up and pumped both fists. It's like they lost five
Speaker 1: in a row. Man, I guys don't want to wear that.
Speaker 1: I was hoping for a loss. I want them to
Speaker 1: lose every game, but you can. It's impossible not to
Speaker 1: respect the hell out of that Watching that game, it's
Speaker 1: like a win win either way because I want them
Speaker 1: to get the best.
Speaker 2: Draft position they can, so I want them to lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how can you not cheer for those guys,
Speaker 1: like somehow they are so resilient and they compete their
Speaker 1: asses off, and this idea of tanking, it has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with players. It's a fantasy land. It's a
Speaker 1: video game. The coaches are playing for new contracts, the
Speaker 1: players are playing for contracts. They're competitors. They get out
Speaker 1: there on the floor, they don't want anybody to beat them.
Speaker 1: And they've lost now several games in a row. So
Speaker 1: that was impressive. Man, it was I want the best
Speaker 1: draft position possible. But dude, I was excited for the
Speaker 1: MAVs and excited for some of those dudes who really
Speaker 1: stepped up. And Klay Thompson was talking about, Man, I'm
Speaker 1: staying in Dallas. I've got a couple more years of
Speaker 1: my deal, and I still am dreaming about you know
Speaker 1: us I count I'm paraphrasing, Yeah, I have the quote here.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Uh. The injuries have been awful, but I
Speaker 2: still have our team. I still believe in this franchise.
Speaker 2: I'm here for two more seasons after this, so I'd
Speaker 2: love to help them return to glory that they, you know,
Speaker 2: were brought to in twenty eleven. And like hearing it
Speaker 2: someone say something nice about the Dallas Mavericks pretty refreshing
Speaker 2: because you're hearing much. That's the same article where he
Speaker 2: was talking about Kyrie coming back? Is that the one
Speaker 2: in the Athletic? I'm not sure, man, I know he did,
Speaker 2: like the big interview like around the Locker two or whatever.
Speaker 1: Christian Clark wrote a thing for The Athletic about Clay
Speaker 1: relating to Kyrie situation because he went through it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know, and I saw that quote in that
Speaker 1: and that piece. But I if you the thing that's
Speaker 1: tough for me is like, like I would be all
Speaker 1: on board with them losing the remainder of their games
Speaker 1: and getting like the tenth or ninth to pick or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'd be happy with that scenario because the alternative is,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, they don't have Kyrie, so they're
Speaker 1: not going to go on a championship run.
Speaker 2: They're just not right.
Speaker 1: And the one thing I would say is that if
Speaker 1: I thought there was a chance that Anthony Davis was
Speaker 1: coming back this year, I would say go for it,
Speaker 1: because if you have Gafford Lively, Anthony Davis, Washington and
Speaker 1: all those guys, you could you could win some like
Speaker 1: you could get to the playoffs and maybe even win
Speaker 1: a series.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: But if you're not gonna have any of those other
Speaker 1: guys back, you're just probably gonna lose the opening game
Speaker 1: of the play in. You'll be the tenth seed on
Speaker 1: the road, probably at Sacramento. And even if this group
Speaker 1: of guys hangs together, keep in mind, Kesler Edwards has
Speaker 1: five games left, that's it. Brandon Williams I think has ten,
Speaker 1: but I'm not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 2: He's got to be healthy too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Ky Jones, I think they're just hanging on
Speaker 1: to right now. I saw him running yesterday, right, So
Speaker 1: if they don't play him, they get to retain him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's it's when you're on two way contracts, you have
Speaker 1: a certain number I think you can play fifty games,
Speaker 1: and it's and it's actually it's games that you're like
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily have to play, but you're suited up
Speaker 1: and eligible to play right right, and so he's Kessler
Speaker 1: only has five left.
Speaker 2: Brandon Williams I think they has ten.
Speaker 1: And then Ky Jones was like pro rated because of
Speaker 1: the so he had eleven games total. I think yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think they have seventeen left. Eight down.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Boy, this is just I just want to hit the
Speaker 1: reset button and move forward to next year. There's been
Speaker 1: so much heartbreak and heartache, and I mean it's just
Speaker 1: like this is the lost season and so I don't
Speaker 1: know of getting to the playoffs and then getting hammered
Speaker 1: is going to be good. But I respect the hell
Speaker 1: out of the guys for fighting and competing. I respect
Speaker 1: the coaches, the players, everybody and everybody who is an
Speaker 1: employee a part of the mass franchise. I get it, man,
Speaker 1: keep fighting your asses off and compete. Waiting for me
Speaker 1: just fanboy, I'm like, all right, you have your draft
Speaker 1: pick this year, you have your draft pick next year.
Speaker 2: And then you don't have them.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, God, this is gonna this is just really,
Speaker 1: you know, the trade has expedited the window so much
Speaker 1: to where it was like, all right, I think we
Speaker 1: can be good with Luca for ten to twelve years.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong on that, but if you make
Speaker 1: this trade, you can be really good for two or
Speaker 1: three years. And now losing Kyrie, it's like, okay, so
Speaker 1: now you have a year and a half when no,
Speaker 1: and so I'm just like, man, I just want as
Speaker 1: many young assets as possible. And it's just has just
Speaker 1: been a really really trying It's just like I don't
Speaker 1: think I can't remember the last time I was sports depressed.
Speaker 1: I think that I'm sports depressed. So a win absolutely
Speaker 1: helps in a lot of ways. It's it's really good
Speaker 1: for everything. But I'm just hoping for the best possible draft.
Speaker 1: Sure Cowboys fan, though it's hard to be depressed.
Speaker 2: And your Cowboys fan who had the second most for
Speaker 2: the Cowboys last year, and that's correct five and a
Speaker 2: half sacks, second most. He signed with the Giants today
Speaker 2: three at twenty. Micah retweeted it with like aw man
Speaker 2: type thing. He didn't have, like a dove buddy. He
Speaker 2: was gonna hope, but he'd come back, play little defensivevan
Speaker 2: play little defense, tackle, little both. So he's gone, but
Speaker 2: you know whatever, the Cowboys just signed Let's see here,
Speaker 2: what did they do? They signed a guy named Peyton Turner.
Speaker 2: He was a first runner in twenty twenty one for
Speaker 2: one year at three million dollars. Is he a cornerback? No,
Speaker 2: he's a defensive end. He's a pass rusher, and he's
Speaker 2: not very good. They don't have any cornerbacks. They don't
Speaker 2: have any corners. But we wouldn't need that position, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't need that position anymore.
Speaker 1: A lot of changes in the league. Yeah, play like
Speaker 1: eleven linebackers.
Speaker 2: You need that one. Actually, it's it's true, you would
Speaker 2: need it. Let's see two sacks last year for Peyton Turner. Again,
Speaker 2: not very good, but three million one year. Who cares?
Speaker 2: Did Mazzie Smith have two sacks last year? I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: I had it pulled up a minute ago. But he's
Speaker 2: Christina know the He's not even in the game on
Speaker 2: third down most times, so you know.
Speaker 1: He claps the pocket and get a couple of sacks.
Speaker 1: Probably not, Christina, Probably not. We're saying that he didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I'm gonna do this one and
Speaker 2: a half for hey, right, one and a half. This
Speaker 2: is some fan content. The Rangers are going to be good, though.
Speaker 2: One sack for Mazzie Okay. He says that's a half
Speaker 2: a sack. That It's like if two guys get in
Speaker 2: there and they both touch tips on the one ball.
Speaker 2: Two guys, one sack. Uh turping back three years at
Speaker 2: eighteen million, all right, six million a year for a
Speaker 2: guy they don't use an offense a lot. I don't
Speaker 2: want to use him on offense. He's he's he's made
Speaker 2: out of balsa wood. He's like five foot one. I
Speaker 2: I think he's a great returner, but I get nervous.
Speaker 2: They sometimes they throw him out there like he's a
Speaker 2: real receiver and I'm like, he's five to one. What
Speaker 2: what are you doing? Is your last head coach as
Speaker 2: an idiot who like to send him down the field
Speaker 2: like he's mister ran a slant route to him. He
Speaker 2: took it to the house. Yeah, they never ran another
Speaker 2: slant route. Oh year, he like what he? Uh? I
Speaker 2: don't know that was.
Speaker 1: He was the catalyst for really several funny moments this
Speaker 1: year on NFL broadcast where we sat.
Speaker 2: Down the with uh you know whoever.
Speaker 1: We sat down with the Siriano and he said he's
Speaker 1: really worried about Dallas' return game. Right, that's what the
Speaker 1: other coaches, and so we talked to the coach. He's
Speaker 1: worried about the Cowboys long snapper. They feel like he's
Speaker 1: really got the ability to put it right in your
Speaker 1: shot pocket.
Speaker 2: They're not acting like a team whose owners in his
Speaker 2: early eighties and really wants to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: But you know, maybe all the teams are spending money
Speaker 2: right now or Rangers Star Rangers and Stars yep ngers
Speaker 2: a Dallas Stars. That's what we look forward to. We'll
Speaker 2: be out an opening day on the twenty seventh. Hope
Speaker 2: to see everyone out there. Let's go if I can
Speaker 2: officially say that, but yes, like that's probably happening. It's happening.
Speaker 1: The show will go on now. Okay, thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 1: That's a good drop.
Speaker 2: Moving forward to coming up next, the only segment of
Speaker 2: the day that shan't be podcasted, it's the Tame You've
Speaker 2: got to hear it live.
Speaker 1: The weekly weekday update coming up after that. The Rangers
Speaker 1: have a hat that's gone viral. All that's coming your
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Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 7: And now it's.
Speaker 2: Time for Basis week Day Day featuring veteran news anchor
Speaker 2: Katie fun Tweets.
Speaker 4: Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 1: Measles up to two twenty three. Now number keeps growing.
Speaker 1: How many deaths have we had?
Speaker 2: Two? One was a kid, one was a person actually
Speaker 2: ended up being in New Mexico, on the eastern part
Speaker 2: of New Mexico around the border. So I was throwing
Speaker 2: in their five year anniversary of COVID being declared a
Speaker 2: global pandemic. Up to two twenty three, the numbers increasing
Speaker 2: by the day. So he just spiked his phone.
Speaker 1: You can't hear that if you're driving around listening, but
Speaker 1: KT emphatically spiked.
Speaker 2: I think they heard it. Pandemic turner, they heard it,
Speaker 2: so you know, watch out for the mees you Ji
Speaker 2: Broni's man. The Rangers are in the news and TMZ
Speaker 2: has picked up this story. It's it's it's become quite
Speaker 2: a big thing. MLB and New Era put out these
Speaker 2: these new hats and the logos are stupid. They're very dumb. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree what New Era is going with. They had
Speaker 2: this concept. So it's got the team logo of the
Speaker 2: name what some teams For us, it's Texas, but for
Speaker 2: instance the Mariners or the Brewers, you know, it's their
Speaker 2: team name. But on the Rangers it says Texas across
Speaker 2: and then over that and a little more bold stitch
Speaker 2: is your traditional logo. Again, I'll use the Brewers as
Speaker 2: an example. It's the the baseball and the glove. You know,
Speaker 2: if it's a LA, clearly LA. Well for the Rangers
Speaker 2: it is the T, so it's Texas. But in the
Speaker 2: middle of it on the hat, the tea is kind
Speaker 2: of covering up the X even though the X is
Speaker 2: on there. And if you just read it, it would
Speaker 2: say something that I believe I've done the research on this.
Speaker 2: We can't say it on the air.
Speaker 1: We can because we're an English speaking language station. Now
Speaker 1: I'm saying that with confidence. I have no idea avoid
Speaker 1: because they dropped me when I said it. Well, you
Speaker 1: said it, no, yeah, but you didn't know I'm talking about.
Speaker 7: You said it.
Speaker 2: You said it. You're trying to say it in Spanish.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can say if you can't say
Speaker 1: in English, you can't just say it in Spanish exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're saying an English word. You're not. You're
Speaker 2: not saying the Spanish.
Speaker 1: Like when I'm in the Great Britain I talk about
Speaker 1: their cigarettes, I'll use the F word there, but I
Speaker 1: won't use it here because we speak a different kind
Speaker 1: of English here. So if you're saying, if you were
Speaker 1: on Hispanic radio, you could say it, no, you.
Speaker 2: Can't sell right.
Speaker 1: You can say it on English speaking radio, no, but
Speaker 1: you wisely didn't just say it word in Great Britain.
Speaker 1: And I would advise no one to say it. I
Speaker 1: would advise everyone to not say it.
Speaker 2: For our American audience, though, spell it T E and
Speaker 2: then it's a T. That's to bring the X it's
Speaker 2: so that is uh, you know, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: words for boobs.
Speaker 4: Boobs, juggies, jug warlords, warlords, knockers, knockers, hooters, and.
Speaker 2: But the one that I've always thought we should be
Speaker 2: able to say, you know, but we're not for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: It's a strange one. But the rules are rules. Didn't
Speaker 2: hand book that we're all given training. But you can
Speaker 2: say too heart ease, teats. Oh yeah, you can say teats,
Speaker 2: but you can't say the other one.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that's what that was in Spanish. I
Speaker 3: saw this last night on Twitter and I was like, well,
Speaker 3: that's close to the T word. I guess that's why
Speaker 3: people are freaking out.
Speaker 2: But I didn't know either.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was specifically searching for that Latin that word,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't and it popped up. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at a hat, so I didn't.
Speaker 2: You know. I read. I read the story and then
Speaker 2: I went and showed it to my wife to say, like,
Speaker 2: I was like, do you know what this is? I
Speaker 2: showed her the hat and she goes, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I started laughing. She's like, because she knew you in offended. No,
Speaker 2: I should havefitded. But she was like, what are they doing.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is why this is a story.
Speaker 2: So you know they're calling it Spanish slang vulgarity, although
Speaker 2: I would call it in locker room talk. For me,
Speaker 2: those are great word to use. Spend a lot of
Speaker 2: time in locker rooms. In fact, come out to the
Speaker 2: parade on Saturday, you know, Saint Patricks Day parade, and
Speaker 2: I'll tell that word to your face a lot. I
Speaker 2: love that word. It's one of my favorite words. And
Speaker 2: we can't say it.
Speaker 1: Yes, he spends a lot of time in Latin American
Speaker 1: locker rooms.
Speaker 2: I do like Rugie's little brother. Hey, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: I didn't say which one. I didn't say which one
Speaker 2: of Rugy's little brothers. He has a lot of them,
Speaker 2: he really does. Their old name is Rookie.
Speaker 7: But I like that.
Speaker 2: Evan Grant, you know a guy who's been you know,
Speaker 2: he's been on the beat for many years. I like
Speaker 2: that he has to seriously. I assume go to his
Speaker 2: office the Dallas Morning News. I assume he's out of
Speaker 2: cubicle and he has the type in the Rangers case,
Speaker 2: the tea set in the middle of Texas to block
Speaker 2: out the ex and create an inadvertent visual of a
Speaker 2: Spanish slang vulgarity for women's breasts. Did you guys see
Speaker 2: what the astros ended up?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was my favorite. Tell abou dash hose the ass. Wow,
Speaker 2: I can get behind that. The angels, did you see them? Yes,
Speaker 2: you're the as I like, let's see the diamondbacks. I
Speaker 2: believe are Arianna.
Speaker 1: You know this is there's just no hat originality, and
Speaker 1: they're trying to sell hats to people who already have
Speaker 1: every hat. Like, how can we do it different? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll start a company that has them upside down. You're
Speaker 1: a billionaire. Now, no one ever thought about having the
Speaker 1: same hat. But I have the lettering upside down. I'll
Speaker 1: just put an extra letter right in the middle. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have every hat. I have to have
Speaker 1: that hat.
Speaker 2: This does like the hat version of extra extreme chili
Speaker 2: lime hot fries. Yeah, just taking it to the next level.
Speaker 2: What are you doing now? Bake in bit burger pringles
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: They have everything bagel pringles that are not great, by
Speaker 3: the way, pickle pringles.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you guys think a better name for cheeseburger would
Speaker 1: have been chugger.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I've never spent a single second of time thinking about
Speaker 1: it until now, and that now it's all I can
Speaker 1: think about. I watched a movie last night, or a
Speaker 1: series that I hadn't seen a long time.
Speaker 2: It's called The Black Bird.
Speaker 1: Is that the one where I don't tell me Nicole
Speaker 1: Kidman's carrying around a bird in a in a cage.
Speaker 2: No, like the kids are blind.
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 1: This is a guy and this is really good acting.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's a true story. It's a guy
Speaker 1: who goes to prison. He had been it's dark, you
Speaker 1: know obviously he had been murdering small girls.
Speaker 2: And why were you watching this?
Speaker 1: Because one guy was sent to prison and if he
Speaker 1: could get him to elicit it, if he could elicited
Speaker 1: a confession out of the guy or find out where
Speaker 1: the bodies are buried, he could get out of jail free.
Speaker 1: And so he had a limited amount of time to
Speaker 1: go get fined out. He had to befriend the guy
Speaker 1: in prison get all this information out of him before
Speaker 1: he got killed in the prison. And Ray Liota, who's
Speaker 1: in the movie, was having a stroke and in the
Speaker 1: middle of the stroke, he was at a restaurant and
Speaker 1: he says, I'd like a churgger, an an appa and
Speaker 1: a coffee offie.
Speaker 2: He he couldn't, you know, alpack.
Speaker 1: Because he was having a stroke, so he couldn't fixtures.
Speaker 1: So instead of saying a cup of coffee, it was
Speaker 1: like an off a coppe eye. And he said a
Speaker 1: trigger And I was like, you know what, why didn't
Speaker 1: we call it that to begin with? And I totally
Speaker 1: dismissed the Great Raleio his acting performance because I got
Speaker 1: caught up on turger would have been way better than cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you you will not like what it says
Speaker 1: about tugger on Urban Dictionary. No, no, really, dude, should
Speaker 1: I not have said it unless it was in Spanish?
Speaker 2: Dump him? Okay? Three times? Yeah, okay. Here we go
Speaker 2: suger a burger made with an equal mixture of ground
Speaker 2: chicken and ground beef. Oh fantastic.
Speaker 7: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't want raw chicken mix it into my burger. Sorry,
Speaker 2: here's the alternate that here we go one of the many.
Speaker 2: Here we go a guy I can tell by the
Speaker 2: way he's saying it, who's a fat f who goes
Speaker 2: around shaking his massive sweaty ranger hat as he causes
Speaker 2: an earthquake in the ground. Okay, that visual what.
Speaker 3: Someone says, turger, That's what I'm gonna think of, dude.
Speaker 1: It does not matter what you come up with, just
Speaker 1: something that's just sort of out of the ordinary, there
Speaker 1: will be something weird and shocking on Urban Dictionary attached to.
Speaker 2: It, preach massive sweaty ranger hats on. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh that sugar guy's an important new Southwest Airlines for
Speaker 2: the first time charging passengers to check bags. This is
Speaker 2: gonna be happening soon. They're under some pressure from the
Speaker 2: investment management company. It's called for big changes to their
Speaker 2: business model because look, if you'll run. US Airlines took
Speaker 2: in more than five billion dollars in baggage fees last year.
Speaker 2: So Southwest Airlines, who's been missing out on all that
Speaker 2: for all these years? Like, yeah, I guess we got
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 3: Now and then sucks, didn't they just fire or lay
Speaker 3: off a bunch of people. Yeah, and now they're still
Speaker 3: doing this too.
Speaker 2: We're seeing companies doing some things now.
Speaker 1: On the On the flight back this morning from San Antonio,
Speaker 1: I flew Southwest and I was like, number six in line.
Speaker 2: So I was, you know, able to get to the
Speaker 2: very front. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and I sat on
Speaker 2: the front row. We have all the leg room.
Speaker 7: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: No one sat between me and the other dude, Like
Speaker 1: I wonderful. I couldn't believe. I was like, so everyone
Speaker 1: here is passing the best seat in the plane.
Speaker 2: Okay, weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I got all the leg room and no
Speaker 1: one sitting next to me.
Speaker 2: Were you wearing your bird mask or no? The apocalypse?
Speaker 1: That's a great I should start doing that. No one
Speaker 1: will sit next to you on a plane. That's a
Speaker 1: great bit.
Speaker 2: There's a delta. American and United charge thirty five dollars
Speaker 2: for a single bag. Southwest has not announced what it
Speaker 2: will be, so maybe they do like fifteen or something,
Speaker 2: aren't they And aren't they going to have a signed
Speaker 2: seating too? Yeah? When does that happen?
Speaker 1: I know the bags are coming May twenty eight to
Speaker 1: get it there, doing it right before Memorial Day, which
Speaker 1: is a big travel weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah. American Airlines, you don't they don't charge. They don't charge.
Speaker 2: But I have a credit card.
Speaker 1: If you have American Express, yeah, then your bags are covered.
Speaker 2: It's American still while you're crapping the backpacks?
Speaker 7: What I do?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Then and then you immediately get to the hotel and
Speaker 1: you call down and you ask them if they have
Speaker 1: an ironing board.
Speaker 2: Good job, Kevin. Usual for a brand new segment premiere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's called it's called Wasted Days. Trust me, all right,
Speaker 2: We'll trust you. That's coming up next.
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Speaker 2: out to my cousins who we used to do, you know,
Speaker 2: home video, you know recorder thing going on. We'd a
Speaker 2: sketch comedy show called Wasted Days. Okay, that was a callback.
Speaker 2: That was a special inside joke for four people from
Speaker 2: only thought Freddy Fender would thought that cheer every one.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: Skin used to have a segment podcast on iHeart about
Speaker 1: this called Fecal Matters. Is this gonna be better or
Speaker 1: worse than that?
Speaker 2: I still do it?
Speaker 7: Oh you do?
Speaker 2: I do it with Uh? I do with that guy
Speaker 2: now that played Erkele.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh jamil Yeah, I do it Jamilah because we're
Speaker 1: because he had he has a show called Family Matters
Speaker 1: and he wanted to be a part of it. So
Speaker 1: now it's fecal matters with Jamil, that dude who played Ark.
Speaker 2: So you are doing like a family matter's show recap
Speaker 2: companion podcast where you also talk about your latest deuces. Yes, terrible.
Speaker 2: Would y'all like to start in Florida's to Florida? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Doctor feels like something we can use forever. I love Florida.
Speaker 2: Doctor Bowla, he's fifty nine. He has admitted to vandalizing
Speaker 2: a rival medical practice with urine. So his uh he
Speaker 2: a little business dispute with another doctor, doctor Dylan Denesh,
Speaker 2: and doctor Bowla was caught on surveillance camera dowsing his
Speaker 2: office doors with a foul smelling liquid on two occasions,
Speaker 2: also known as urine urine.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you guys remember I don't remember where it was,
Speaker 1: but we had a story before, but it was with
Speaker 1: actual deuces and bags.
Speaker 2: Do you remember this? Oh? Kids throwing lit bags.
Speaker 1: It was like rival businesses where they caught each other
Speaker 1: on camera. This might have been in the freak days
Speaker 1: that we did the story where I think it was rival.
Speaker 2: Might have been doctors. Man, I don't recall, but you
Speaker 2: know we see stories like this on occasion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we choose to forget them because they're so gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to remember a Pooh war, but
Speaker 2: you know, this could have became a yurine war. But
Speaker 2: doctor densh you know, he restrained himself. But I do
Speaker 2: love that doctors who are seen as the highest of
Speaker 2: the highest, seven years of college and all that stuff,
Speaker 2: are doing things that you might see like a college campus.
Speaker 2: We're just kind of, let's go and do something to
Speaker 2: the statue at that university, or you know, high school
Speaker 2: prank wars or whatever. We get doctors doing that now,
Speaker 2: and I like that.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Ben, did he do it like in a testing
Speaker 3: cup because you said he just poured it on there?
Speaker 2: He didn't actually, just I think he had a bucket,
Speaker 2: a full bucket, so he's collecting it, eating asparagus and
Speaker 2: saving it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why anybody would think you could get
Speaker 1: away with anything in this day and age. There's cameras everywhere, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's true. But he was lit. He might
Speaker 2: have been hammered too, but I know he was mad
Speaker 2: at the guy for whatever reason. And uh, you know,
Speaker 2: all it is though, if you were going to go
Speaker 2: pour a bucket of urine on any business's doors, this
Speaker 2: is what it would cost you in Florida. That's all.
Speaker 2: That's seven thousand dollars fine in twenty hours of community service.
Speaker 2: You would even go to jail for it. That's not right.
Speaker 1: I have no idea on the scale of punishments. I
Speaker 1: mean that would deter me from doing it. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to pay seven thousand dollars to pour a bucket
Speaker 1: of urine on something unless well, I'll just leave it
Speaker 1: at that. And Lord knows, you don't have twenty hours
Speaker 1: to be doing community service, right. How do you transport
Speaker 1: that bucket around too? Are you putting foil on top
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 2: Man? I think in the moment, if you're adrenaline is
Speaker 2: high enough, you really don't care if it's splashing on
Speaker 2: you a little bit. It's like you're in it too.
Speaker 1: The there's few things that smell worse in the world
Speaker 1: than you're in I mean, really, it's just so bad
Speaker 1: kind of urine you get going on there, no matter
Speaker 1: what it is, Like if you've had dogs or cats, okay, cat,
Speaker 1: he is cat urines undefined? Yeah, weapon though, that's all
Speaker 1: they got. Like, if your dog is paying in the house,
Speaker 1: it sucks. If your cat's paying in the house, you
Speaker 1: won't be able to sell your house. Right, Well, I
Speaker 1: chose to do this segment last, so we were going
Speaker 1: to run anybody off because these are again waste stories.
Speaker 1: So closer to dinner time, okay, if you're thinking about
Speaker 1: it that way, some people are having some really early
Speaker 1: dinners and that's good.
Speaker 2: You should eat, you know, a way before you go
Speaker 2: to bed. Old people ate. Like three hours ago. Last week,
Speaker 2: we had a flight out of Air India. Air India
Speaker 2: was flying well, flying to Chicago, right, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: they're find from Chicago back to Delhi in India, right,
Speaker 2: can you start over? Air India is going you know,
Speaker 2: from Chicago two back back to India. Big a long flight,
Speaker 2: three hundred pastors on there. I had to make an
Speaker 2: emergency U turn though, as eight of the plane's twelve
Speaker 2: toilets became clogged.
Speaker 1: That's a long flight with a bunch of backed up deuce, dude.
Speaker 2: It was a fourteen and a half hour flight and
Speaker 2: this happened about four and a half hours into it.
Speaker 2: So do you have to face the question do you
Speaker 2: just ten more hours to the destination or four and
Speaker 2: a half hours back to Chicago. That's a nine hour investment.
Speaker 1: That's cashed four and a half hours each way, nine
Speaker 1: hours in that you'll never get back. I think you
Speaker 1: power through the deuce and you get there.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 1: If there's let's do the math on this. There's three
Speaker 1: hundred passengers over fourteen hours. I mean at least one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty of them were taken a deuce.
Speaker 2: Hey, and four of the toilets were you know, working
Speaker 2: for now. You have that for now, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and to pee you could at least pee. That's
Speaker 3: when I would panic. I would have pea panic and
Speaker 3: be like, we got to turn back immediately.
Speaker 2: Man. You know we saw that panic at a Saint
Speaker 2: Patty's Day prade. Oh yeah, I learned my lessons. She
Speaker 2: really did panic. She jumped out of a moving car.
Speaker 3: It really is something like if I'm trapped somewhere, I
Speaker 3: just out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: I have to pee. I respect. It was the worst
Speaker 2: time ever. I thought you were gonna say, I have
Speaker 2: to get out. I have to know, I have to
Speaker 2: go pee.
Speaker 1: If our listeners would like to see Christina jump out
Speaker 1: of a moving car, come down in Saint Patti's Day
Speaker 1: parade on Greenville Avenue, we will be there on the
Speaker 1: ninety seven point one the Eagle Float on Saturday.
Speaker 7: It's true.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to that. The weather is looking very nice.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing a cooler full of a roller town. Please,
Speaker 1: we're invested in Kat. You were doing the fake announcements
Speaker 1: from the pilot with that weird accent.
Speaker 2: What was do you want to do more those?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah we have pool there's a female pilot. Oh okay, yeah, poo.
Speaker 1: By the way, what do you bring the beer in
Speaker 1: plastic baggies? I'm gonna bring it in a cooler. Dude,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're gonna toat that cooler around?
Speaker 2: I am you still have one of my coolers, don't you.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's I think it's actually
Speaker 2: still at Josie. My wife's furious.
Speaker 1: Is she really it's gonna sue you. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have I'm gonna have her suit, k T. I have
Speaker 1: nothing to do with it, so bring on, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I got it back or it's it.
Speaker 1: Josie here all tech solution and find out that we
Speaker 1: need that, We're gonna bring it. I'm bringing roller down
Speaker 1: in your cooler. Okay, but what if we get Josie
Speaker 1: to uh go on a vacation far away and then
Speaker 1: bring us some albums. And we're just spinning albums like
Speaker 1: Frisbees into the crowd at the Saint Patty's Day Parade.
Speaker 2: I love it good. Yeah. Do we play a lot
Speaker 2: of outfield on the Eagle? Not really? That was a
Speaker 2: good joke by Ben. Why did they name their band that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They shagging flies? What do we call it? Yeah, well
Speaker 2: we're all outfielders.
Speaker 7: Bullpen.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Bring whatever you're bringing, seriously, let me know,
Speaker 2: because last year it was just panic. You know, you're
Speaker 2: stealing drinks from everyone, but then you realize what's removing.
Speaker 2: We really don't have beer, so we had some brave
Speaker 2: warriors jump off the truck and run into a liquor store.
Speaker 2: Wait and line, get it, ketch up to the float.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure you need to be prepared. Yeah no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing a huge cooler. I'm bringing Ben's cooler that
Speaker 1: I never returned to him, and he'll be stocked with
Speaker 1: a roller town isn't Is this the one year anniversary
Speaker 1: of the Great Bo Roberts being injured?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 2: Was it at this same parade? Yes? What did he do.
Speaker 2: Do he jump off a float? He fell down a
Speaker 2: whale or something. I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 3: No, he did something simple, like just jumping off the float,
Speaker 3: like you wouldn't expect it to hurt.
Speaker 1: Him that bad, I thought, if I remember correctly, it
Speaker 1: was afterwards, and he tried to jump over a little
Speaker 1: cement ravine. Okay, at his elevated age, like he thought
Speaker 1: he was a kid in high school that could run
Speaker 1: and jump over a ravine.
Speaker 2: He's a badass, though, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had double kyrie y. I don't know more
Speaker 1: in shape than we No, I just I don't doubt that.
Speaker 1: But I also reasonably know what not to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to hurt myself, right, don't jump on stuff.
Speaker 2: I usually walk beside the truck and you know, just
Speaker 2: run around and shake hands and take jello shots from
Speaker 2: all the people up him. I thought Ao pushed him
Speaker 2: down a flight of stairs because he wanted to show
Speaker 2: last story.
Speaker 1: And when he handed him a mask with the neuro
Speaker 1: virus on it, wear this to protect yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh, one should have to deal with the virus. You
Speaker 2: don't make jokes about it.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 2: R Kelly says he's written twenty five albums since his incarceration.
Speaker 2: In this second new segment called Wasted Days, it's about.
Speaker 1: Waste Okay, he had to reset that, Yeah, to really
Speaker 1: underscore the cleverness of the reference.
Speaker 2: So when I he sang a couple of his songs
Speaker 2: on a podcast called Inmate T with A and P. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you're in a prison, even a big prison
Speaker 2: like he's in, you do podcasts.
Speaker 1: Sound it's inmates with a lot of testosterone, U P.
Speaker 2: His Inmate T. It's a couple gals who interview inmates.
Speaker 2: Apparently all right, he says he's written twenty five albums.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, you don't have to manually release them.
Speaker 2: The record label that you were on or someone you
Speaker 2: know can release these records. Well, where's he gonna record it? Exactly?
Speaker 2: There's not a production studio down there too. I think
Speaker 2: there might be. There might be a podcast studio. I
Speaker 2: think they could do.
Speaker 1: There's there's been rappers before they've recorded verses from prison
Speaker 1: over the.
Speaker 2: Phone and they just PUTT or whatever. Yeah. So yeah,
Speaker 2: he's uh, twenty five albums coming from him. I don't
Speaker 2: know when he gets out. He's in a thirty year sentence,
Speaker 2: so he.
Speaker 1: Could his fan base get over his horrible acts to
Speaker 1: like still support his music.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah, you can get over anything if you try
Speaker 2: hard enough. That's a good point. That's a good she's
Speaker 2: marking it a couple of the army hammer stuff though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Now is he a twin?
Speaker 1: No, he played a twin, but I wanted that too,
Speaker 1: because he played the twin in the Facebook movie The Twins. Yeah, twins.
Speaker 1: I want him to be a twin too. Why because
Speaker 1: it's just makes it more convenient for me to to
Speaker 1: deal with him. I'd like to deal with him he's
Speaker 1: not around. No, I agree with Skin on this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna consider them twins from now on. There's a couple
Speaker 1: other actors I would like to be twins. I'll probably
Speaker 1: bring that list to the show tomorrow. Five actors I
Speaker 1: wish they were twins. Okay, what about that whole fantasy
Speaker 1: of hooking up with twins? I'm like, that's commercials.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like what is who is that?
Speaker 1: There's a there's a really funny old Bill Hicks routine
Speaker 1: about double your pleasure double mcgum. He's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: fantasizing about gum right now. As those two twins, I'm
Speaker 1: walking up. They're singing to Double Your Pleasure. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean they're leaning in, and that's the way we wanted
Speaker 1: to end the show too. Okay, thank you for hanging
Speaker 1: out with us. I'll never forget the time. KT looked
Speaker 1: at those twins chewing that gum and he said.
Speaker 2: Burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie.
Speaker 1: Hey, dude, damn, Christina's gonna stick around and play music
Speaker 1: next right here on ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Speaker 6: Here're you going, Well, I gonna get my sack back, dude,
Speaker 6: God bless Jesus.