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<v Speaker 1>So the movie Jaws is being re released into theaters.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to happen on August twenty ninth. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Jaws is the best movie of all time. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely love this movie. I think it's pretty darn near perfection. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>this special effects aren't so great as they were back then,

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<v Speaker 1>but they also leave it up to your imagination because

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<v Speaker 1>they don't show the shark for such a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been thinking about this, and I love movies,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is probably my favorite all time movie. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I was thinking about, like, do I want my

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<v Speaker 1>kids to go see this with me in the theaters? No,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, man, this movie scarred me so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if I'm swimming, Like if I was to go

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<v Speaker 1>swimming in a like an Olympic sized pool or so,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I would, but and it was

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<v Speaker 1>super deep, I would have an irrational fear that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a shark in that pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Man in a lake and a pond.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you, I can't be in the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>without thinking that I look like I don't know a

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<v Speaker 1>pizza roll to a great white shark. Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>be in an Olympic sized saltwater pool. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>there's been times where I've been swimming in a big

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<v Speaker 1>pool and I was scared. In the pool, you're so

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<v Speaker 1>vulnerable because you honey.

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<v Speaker 3>Pool ben, I was the saying growing same. If it

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<v Speaker 3>was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, there's.

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<v Speaker 2>A shark in here, right, It's no, but it's a fair.

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<v Speaker 1>It's way more logical that there would be piranha in

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<v Speaker 1>there over a shark.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear how country? I was like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a rash No, but it's a fair. You're talking to it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's crandall pulled you into her world. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>wanted me to understand what we used to swim in

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<v Speaker 2>the cement pond out there. It's not even more likely. No,

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<v Speaker 2>Piranhas are even more rare than sharks. Dufus. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about what I told my daughter when when

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<v Speaker 1>we went to Hawaii, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, it's gosh, two or three years ago now, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I was telling her on the way, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I bought the parachute package for all of us,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, wait what And the whole family

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<v Speaker 1>was on on the bit but her and this had

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<v Speaker 1>to scar her. And I was like, yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go all out. I got myself. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>silk one. But for you guys, I got deer skin once.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, why does that matter. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the sharks are attracted to the deer skin. So if

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<v Speaker 1>we have to jump out of the plane and you

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<v Speaker 1>hit the water, detached the parachute, so the sharks will

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<v Speaker 1>follow it to the bottom of the ocean. And so

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<v Speaker 1>I probably already have scared her about sharks. But she's fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>My middle son is seventeen. Will it scar them forever

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<v Speaker 1>if they go to a theater and watch Jaws? No,

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<v Speaker 1>because they've all now they've lived through years and years

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<v Speaker 1>and years of Shark week And then on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>if they went and saw Jaws, they would be like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's the story of a mechanical shark from an

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<v Speaker 1>amusement park swimming around at the ocean a thousand years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone looked weird, like it's out of contact or

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna I mean, the Exorcist used to be

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<v Speaker 1>scary to people. Now you see it and her head

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<v Speaker 1>spins around, you start laughing, right, you know, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>they've seen too much now for that to scare him.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'll say Jawn's doing well on rotten tomatoes,

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<v Speaker 2>ninety percent on the tomato meter, two percent behind Paddington

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<v Speaker 2>to otty good. Is that the one where he goes

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<v Speaker 2>to prison? Uh? And the second one Maddington goes to prison.

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<v Speaker 2>He's improved right now, a prison improved. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of alliteration. It reminds me of our introd shark time.

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<v Speaker 4>Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, you're right, right, right, right right, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do it one.

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<v Speaker 5>Or came quick quick Evan with ill show you're going

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<v Speaker 5>whooling it you except with similar sweet pursuing it. Donld

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<v Speaker 5>out shaw shank through the sewer, kid now with chilling

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<v Speaker 5>at the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on

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<v Speaker 5>the dock. Got a habit for my house, a gop status,

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<v Speaker 5>Howard starting to get cratic. Shows that up multiplied like

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<v Speaker 5>a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 6>Two.

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<v Speaker 2>Then zone out, prink it up, feed the habit. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on hang out with the friends, rocking on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>My home boys head talking on the radio. It's time

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<v Speaker 2>to to this wallkid, Oh baby, hey kt Christine up it.

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<v Speaker 7>All up on the ladio.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one was it where Paddington had to turn tricks

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<v Speaker 1>to make a rent?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the first one. That was the first one. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting bear, but on that sequel? So yep uh. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you know that it is sleep Awareness Week?

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<v Speaker 7>Everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>I knew because it was in your email earlier. Big

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<v Speaker 2>deal for me as an ambassador of narcolepsy awareness. I

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<v Speaker 2>want everyone to know that you're not just tired, you

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<v Speaker 2>might have narcolepsy. So go get it checked out. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that why you did the my pillow endorsement? And so

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<v Speaker 2>I did this the oh wow, I'll wake you up.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the doctor said, here's the cure for pay times sleepiness.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the few. It's family pew. It's the pun. It's

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<v Speaker 6>the family pew. It's the pew. It's that family pew.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a peu, it's family pew.

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<v Speaker 7>The pew, it's it's with a family, pulled up and jump.

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<v Speaker 2>You need buzzwords before we can move forward. Christina per Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>her favorite country's pretty good outside of America, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>skin Paddington goes to prison. Ben buzzword buzzword sleep awareness

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<v Speaker 2>dream Top ten dreams Americans say they have buzzword, ben

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<v Speaker 2>s thanks, what snake dreams, beer long and juicy.

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<v Speaker 1>Paddington goes to prison being naked in a in some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of crowder in front of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Number ten, Okay, teeth falling out. No, teeth falling out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've wished for that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is correct number. That's number eight, Christina Duck. The

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<v Speaker 2>past two is for that for my wif to bit

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<v Speaker 2>and skin. You have three strikes Jesus. Teeth falling out

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<v Speaker 2>is number two. Number eight Okay, I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>I's gonna say.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Number seven was teeth getting knocked out as in hockey,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go stars eight answers on the board four minutes

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<v Speaker 2>to left in regulation time. Okay, so how does this work?

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<v Speaker 2>She passed to y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so y'all can you know? Uh so is this

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<v Speaker 1>is it fears? Because how snake dreams not on there?

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<v Speaker 7>Different? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're you're in your own category.

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<v Speaker 1>One is definitely gonna be flying, okay, flying plane crash flying, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Or also the people flying public speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait hold on, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah, play

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<v Speaker 1>the man.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't, I didn't off we were talking yea

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<v Speaker 2>the table talk. Man, if it's gonna be two people,

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<v Speaker 2>you can table talk. Well, i've given you four strikes.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, well then so we got

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<v Speaker 2>three left. You have two left. He didn't submit an answer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, how about the Cowboys getting to the NFC Championship then?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this list sucks? Uh okay? Oh wait, what does

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<v Speaker 2>the category again? Say it again? This is top ten dreams.

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<v Speaker 2>People have ten things people dream? Okay, Uh see, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>combining it with fears.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not nightmares, it's just dreams. Okay, but is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Could it be that you fear of a college test

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<v Speaker 1>happening and you've forgotten it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, correct? Right there, That is a

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<v Speaker 2>number six dreamer in school taking a test? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>number six. Think about maybe any mission? Uh you p

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<v Speaker 2>on yourself. You're saying O mission or okay, externally missions?

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<v Speaker 2>So you dream of sex not sex? Not on there?

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<v Speaker 2>But I won't count it. Go ahead, No one's dreaming

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<v Speaker 2>about sex. Doesn't sound like it. God, America sucks. What

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<v Speaker 2>about having your friend's wife's teeth removed? That still counts

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<v Speaker 2>as I have one?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>In the second, getting chased, getting chased? Absolutely up there

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, Oh, respondence, right there? A dream where you're

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<v Speaker 2>being chased? What about going to a chase at m

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<v Speaker 2>I have never never had the one about being chased?

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<v Speaker 2>Seven either, But I don't remember my dreams, dude, it's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty rare.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, but it's such a short dream. I get

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<v Speaker 1>caught immediately, very slow.

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<v Speaker 2>Number two, Well, let's go backwards. Number nine a dream

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<v Speaker 2>about you killing someone? Oh, my god, fantasy about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wide awake, I do you never had that? Dream?

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<v Speaker 2>Are called day thoughts? Yeah, every single day? Number seven

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<v Speaker 2>A dream where you're dying. Yeah. Number five a dream

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<v Speaker 2>where you've lost your voice and you're unable to shout

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<v Speaker 2>for help, Which, to me, that's just sleep paralysis, which

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<v Speaker 2>I have all the time. Right, there's nothing you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've tricked myself in a knowing I have it,

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<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't really affect me in a negative way.

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<v Speaker 2>How long does it last? I don't know really.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it probably happened super quick, but it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a long time. I've had sleep paralysis before, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm convinced that's what people think is happening when they're

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<v Speaker 1>getting alien abducted.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really sleep paralysis. Number four dream you're hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>with a celebrity all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Christine. I get to do that every day. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>really sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Number three you're running late to something important. Yes, always

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<v Speaker 2>running late to Number two Ben running late something important

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<v Speaker 2>and being chased. I dream about fall Yes, yeah, dangling.

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<v Speaker 2>I did get the snake. The snake dream too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where the snake is just biting at you and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, sometimes a trip squeeze and is trying to

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<v Speaker 2>wrap stuff around your neck.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a Luca nightmare the other night. I seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been remembering my dreams this week. And I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up and I told my wife we were house sitting

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<v Speaker 1>for Luca and we failed him.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a disaster or something. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what does that mean. I don't know that Central American

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<v Speaker 2>uh crew of bandits show up to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a snake dream where I was the wheel

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<v Speaker 1>on Tommy Lee's boat. Okay, okay, right, you were a

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<v Speaker 1>snare drum. Yeah, there you have it there? What was

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<v Speaker 1>number one getting chased? Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a Wendy Williams controversy, and it is not

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA. Wendy Williams is kind of in a weird situation

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<v Speaker 1>Famous for other reasons before the burn fart, and then

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<v Speaker 2>As a Hall of Famer. She used her platform to

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really difficult to if you have that much

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<v Speaker 1>of a gas build up coming out of both ends.

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<v Speaker 2>So before we get into the nuts and bolts of

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<v Speaker 2>Nuts and his song the Burn Park, and it goes

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<v Speaker 2>like this, we gotta get out of here. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>out of the mouth. We're going out the behind DOGU

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<v Speaker 2>I have that dog behind dogs when they all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>when the all the time behind She went with the

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<v Speaker 2>burn Park. It's both those things. Daddy, bet why all

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<v Speaker 7>Daddy that addie.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of gas and pressure on man. That

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<v Speaker 2>that Addie, that that that that that that the power

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<v Speaker 2>move like, Noah, what the burn Park behind dog? This

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<v Speaker 2>is a hot is hot? I apologize, I apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>There's such a class act. Apologize for both the burp

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<v Speaker 1>and the farts.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, she's in the news because she was at

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<v Speaker 8>her assisted living facility and she dropped a note out

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<v Speaker 8>the window that said help Wendy.

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<v Speaker 2>She's sixty now right and back. In twenty twenty two,

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<v Speaker 2>she was put under this court ordered guardianship Wells Fargo Froze,

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<v Speaker 2>Oliver Acce or Oliver Assets because they're like, there's some

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<v Speaker 2>suspicious behavior going on. They gave her an appointed guardian

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<v Speaker 2>by the name of Sabrina Morrissey. Morrissey says that Wendy

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<v Speaker 2>is cognitively impaired and permanently disabled. Wendy has denied those claims.

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<v Speaker 2>Did so as well today when she went on the

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<v Speaker 2>Breakfast Club and she went on the New York Local

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<v Speaker 2>New one of the New York Local morning TV stations,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's.

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<v Speaker 1>How she came up, was in New York morning radio.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like the gossip queen. Fact was she on.

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<v Speaker 2>The Breakfast Club at one point? Yeah, like she was.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she was hot ninety seven it and she

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<v Speaker 1>was one of those I heard the puff dad, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>That's how she built her name up. So she says

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<v Speaker 2>that she passed some competence test with flying colors.

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<v Speaker 1>Today she's gonna start dancing around like Britney, isn't she?

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<v Speaker 2>This is what's going on, is she? But she can't.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I'm at a facility with seventy eighty and

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<v Speaker 2>ninety year olds and it's a prison, and they give

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<v Speaker 2>me medication. Don't tell me what it is. But she

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<v Speaker 2>also that happened to Old Girl in the Penguin. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is kind of what's happening with her.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like and New York is Gotham, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>her team, her whether her team is announced that she's

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<v Speaker 1>been diagnosed with you know, dementia.

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<v Speaker 2>God, it's sixty, Yeah, that's way too young for that.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but she.

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<v Speaker 1>Claiming that it's it's her son, who's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>has a what is it that Britney's parents had over her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Whatever conservatorship?

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<v Speaker 5>Where they?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I saw where she was saying, Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>my son wants access to my money. So he's embellished

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<v Speaker 1>on what my situation really is and that's made me

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not as bad as they say it is,

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<v Speaker 2>but he just wants my money.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen her say anything about her son, but

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<v Speaker 2>if you saw that somewhere that's didn't she can be

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<v Speaker 2>it and that would make sense, why, you know?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think she I thought she married a boy

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<v Speaker 1>toy too. Did she have a younger?

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<v Speaker 2>What is a toy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Just drink me and skin in. Just look at what

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<v Speaker 1>we're like. Do you like what you see? Boy toy?

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<v Speaker 2>Boy toy? I think it's like a shamla shamala. We're

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<v Speaker 2>old man toys. Well, no, I don't like the way

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<v Speaker 2>that sounds I think of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy toy is like, Hey, I'm a rich sixty year

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<v Speaker 1>old and I've found me a thirty year old husband

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<v Speaker 1>that probably wouldn't be with me if I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>This Ridge gal divorced in twenty twenty. It says from

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<v Speaker 2>a boy toy, I don't know. I don't have an

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<v Speaker 2>age on him, Kevin Hunters' name. So there's your Whitney,

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<v Speaker 2>your Wendy story. Not your Whitney story. That's Whitney. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>yeah about Britain still new like she's just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>the note that says help was why this is a

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<v Speaker 2>big story.

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany was yelling for help. Brittany was like, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need this. They're taking advantage of me. And dude,

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<v Speaker 1>if you follow her on social media, you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she could use somebody looking after her maybe a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night she was throwing her crotch into a fire.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you saw that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're still falling. Okay, it's still happening.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. It's not I'm watching. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even that good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the name of the gal she hung out

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<v Speaker 1>with that they called fire Crotch Low hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, did they hang out together? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. There's I think he's naming off two thousands.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, pop pop stars.

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<v Speaker 1>They were all famous people that were young when that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, fame when they were teenagers and they went crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>When tabloids got huge in the two thousands.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the head Lindsay. It was the rapper that

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<v Speaker 1>your mom loves Pitbull.

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<v Speaker 2>Pitbull had a Lindsay Lohan line, I fire crock.

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<v Speaker 3>The difference between the Britney Spears thing and the Wendy

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<v Speaker 3>Williams thing is I don't think Britney's going on shows

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<v Speaker 3>and actually talking like I don't know if I've heard

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<v Speaker 3>her just say a sentence, Oh that makes sense in

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<v Speaker 3>a long time. But Wendy, apparently I haven't heard the

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<v Speaker 3>show that she was just on.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird. She's got access to go on the most

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<v Speaker 2>popular radio show in the country, the Breakfast Club and

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<v Speaker 2>New York News, like your guardian is allowing that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's this is all weird.

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<v Speaker 7>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get Charlotte Maine, the god on very strange. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to I want to transition to this story about movies.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a movie coming out. Well, it's being finalized to

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<v Speaker 2>come out, and I'm highly interested in it because, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, it's getting a lot of talk right now

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<v Speaker 2>because it's seeing as maybe Adrian Brodie's next big move

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<v Speaker 2>after The Brutalist and he just won Best Actor for

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<v Speaker 2>the second time. But Leonardo DiCaprio would be the supposed

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<v Speaker 2>star of a biopic or biopic of Evil Canevil. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>because that sounds pretty fun. All right, Ben, I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so interested in this, he thought, Sophia Ergotto.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was thinking Evil can Evel? Great, Okay, who

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<v Speaker 2>would Adrian Brodie playing the Evil Robbie story? Who is

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<v Speaker 2>Who's you have Robbie and you have the motorcycle? Who else?

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<v Speaker 2>I think?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure Evil can Eevel has a manager that abused him.

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<v Speaker 2>I did some reading on it and it is the

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<v Speaker 2>role of Shelley Saltman. Oh yeah, And when I read

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<v Speaker 2>all of this, I was blown away because this is

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<v Speaker 2>late seventies crap. I didn't know anything about. It's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>So Shelley Saltman is kind of a Colonel Tom Parker type,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, big promoter guy. We'll get you down here

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<v Speaker 2>to the snake river can and you'll jump over it.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a book out, We'll record you. All that stuff

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<v Speaker 2>gets a footage. So after this, this book was published,

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<v Speaker 2>which made Evil can Evel look bad and damaged his

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<v Speaker 2>reputation a little bit. He seemed like a real squared

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<v Speaker 2>away guy. Evil can Evel walked onto the twenty century

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<v Speaker 2>Fox Studios because at the time, Shelley Saltman was the

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<v Speaker 2>president of Fox Sports. In the late seventies, Fox Sports existed,

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<v Speaker 2>one of Evil Canieviel's friends grabs Shelley Saltman and holds

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<v Speaker 2>him back. Evil Canievel attacks him with an aluminum bat,

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<v Speaker 2>yelling I'm gonna kill you now. As this is going on,

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<v Speaker 2>and Evil Cannevel hits him in the head multiple times.

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<v Speaker 2>Who with an aluminum bat. Shelley Saltman's trying to block

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<v Speaker 2>it right and his wrist is shattered, broke his arm

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<v Speaker 2>multiple times, then falls to the ground passes out. So

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<v Speaker 2>this news breaks on TV. Shelley Saltman's mom is watching

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<v Speaker 2>on TV. Hearing this news, she has a heart attack

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<v Speaker 2>and dies. Evil Canevel had to do six months in

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<v Speaker 2>work furlough for his assaults. Six months of not jumping

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<v Speaker 2>over crap.

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<v Speaker 7>How old.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he about that time? Late seventies? Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, and the late you're saying it happened

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<v Speaker 1>in the late seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so he was probably in his forties. Okay we

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<v Speaker 2>have been forties then, okay, yeah, man.

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<v Speaker 1>It was that was crazy for a stunt man like

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<v Speaker 1>that to be so wildly popular.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, like he was super. I had an evil can

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<v Speaker 2>eevral bike.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a white bike with a little fake plastic

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<v Speaker 1>gas tank on it so it looked like a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 2>He settled it around.

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<v Speaker 1>His things would be like TV specials. Yeah, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he got his TV start on Wide World

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<v Speaker 1>of Sports.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the Flying We Linda is the same type thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to walk across his tightrope, Christine. I growing up,

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<v Speaker 1>the Robbie canievel special was a big deal. Really, the

424
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<v Speaker 1>thirteen year old is.

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<v Speaker 2>That Robbie Canel's gonna jump over something. Here's a one

426
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<v Speaker 2>hour special on Fox. And at the fifty eight minute

427
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<v Speaker 2>mark of that special, he jumps over something and falls

428
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<v Speaker 2>and it's not.

429
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<v Speaker 1>Man, that's like le Bron James to BRONI though, no,

430
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<v Speaker 1>I know, I got to experience evil Knievral you got Robbie.

431
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<v Speaker 2>I'm not no, I'm not fighting. It's well, guys, you

432
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<v Speaker 2>guys watched the G League game. Our evil Knieval was

433
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<v Speaker 2>Andy Samdberg. So that's right, Yeah, kind of better exactly.

434
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<v Speaker 2>So would you he got the Shelley saltmon in the situation?

435
00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Who Adrian Brody is in line to play? Got thirteen

436
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<v Speaker 2>million dollars of damages for that? So would you let

437
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<v Speaker 2>an old stunt devil come up and beat the crap

438
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<v Speaker 2>out of you with the bat for thirteen million.

439
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<v Speaker 1>Dollars twice in the head, three or four times in

440
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<v Speaker 1>the forum? Thirteen million dollars in the late seventies?

441
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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

442
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<v Speaker 1>Right now, Wow, this this movie would be better if

443
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<v Speaker 1>it was a comedy and it was Will Ferrell.

444
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, I agree, but I guess they Yeah,

445
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<v Speaker 2>So Leo DiCaprio is going to get into actor mode

446
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<v Speaker 2>to play evil and evil. It could be good. I

447
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<v Speaker 2>don't know to be good. I won't be here till

448
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<v Speaker 2>like twenty thirty one or whatever. Hey, Leo doesn't miss

449
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<v Speaker 2>what does he missed on? Well that's a good question.

450
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<v Speaker 2>What's he been in lately? Exactly? That's why he don't shoot,

451
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<v Speaker 2>you don't miss. Yeah, all right, there you have it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the Hollywood coming up next. And around the sports.

453
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<v Speaker 1>Skin got to witness a Mavericks win in person, and

454
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<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys are being active in free agency. Imagine that

455
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<v Speaker 1>that's all coming your way next.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this segment is brought to you by the

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<v Speaker 1>But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 7>Din and Skinned listeners, here comes kt fun tweets were

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<v Speaker 7>the round the sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Now let's go around the sports. Kt fu queints has

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<v Speaker 1>all the sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, the MAVs played last night. We'll get

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<v Speaker 2>the cowboy stuff in a second Mass played last night

473
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<v Speaker 2>in San Antonio and they won. They ran out there

474
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<v Speaker 2>a few guys and they went out and fought hard,

475
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<v Speaker 2>got the dub. It's a good job Maps.

476
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<v Speaker 1>I felt pretty confident they would split in San Antonio.

477
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you called that.

478
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's just San Antonio is in a weird place.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Mavericks were obviously in a weird place. And man, uh

480
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<v Speaker 1>Clay Thompson was elated.

481
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was like he was elated.

482
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<v Speaker 1>So we did we did the TV interview with Kessler

483
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<v Speaker 1>Edwards because he had a career.

484
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<v Speaker 2>High in points and rebounds.

485
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so Clay was doing the radio interview here

486
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<v Speaker 1>on the Eagle with Chuck and DeMars. And because the

487
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<v Speaker 1>way s Antonio sat up usually that's like in the back.

488
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<v Speaker 1>He was at the scores table and you know, had

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<v Speaker 1>the headset on and he was actually sitting in a chair,

490
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<v Speaker 1>and so I just I was done. So I just

491
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<v Speaker 1>kind of stood there and watched him. And when he

492
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<v Speaker 1>finished the radio interview, he took his head set, jumped

493
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<v Speaker 1>up and pumped both fists. It's like they lost five

494
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<v Speaker 1>in a row. Man, I guys don't want to wear that.

495
00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I was hoping for a loss. I want them to

496
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<v Speaker 1>lose every game, but you can. It's impossible not to

497
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<v Speaker 1>respect the hell out of that Watching that game, it's

498
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<v Speaker 1>like a win win either way because I want them

499
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<v Speaker 1>to get the best.

500
00:26:20.160 --> 00:26:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Draft position they can, so I want them to lose.

501
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but how can you not cheer for those guys,

502
00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:29.119
<v Speaker 1>like somehow they are so resilient and they compete their

503
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<v Speaker 1>asses off, and this idea of tanking, it has nothing

504
00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:35.359
<v Speaker 1>to do with players. It's a fantasy land. It's a

505
00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:38.680
<v Speaker 1>video game. The coaches are playing for new contracts, the

506
00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:41.480
<v Speaker 1>players are playing for contracts. They're competitors. They get out

507
00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:43.440
<v Speaker 1>there on the floor, they don't want anybody to beat them.

508
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<v Speaker 1>And they've lost now several games in a row. So

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<v Speaker 1>that was impressive. Man, it was I want the best

510
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<v Speaker 1>draft position possible. But dude, I was excited for the

511
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<v Speaker 1>MAVs and excited for some of those dudes who really

512
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<v Speaker 1>stepped up. And Klay Thompson was talking about, Man, I'm

513
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<v Speaker 1>staying in Dallas. I've got a couple more years of

514
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<v Speaker 1>my deal, and I still am dreaming about you know

515
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<v Speaker 1>us I count I'm paraphrasing, Yeah, I have the quote here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, Uh. The injuries have been awful, but I

517
00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:10.400
<v Speaker 2>still have our team. I still believe in this franchise.

518
00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm here for two more seasons after this, so I'd

519
00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:15.000
<v Speaker 2>love to help them return to glory that they, you know,

520
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:18.880
<v Speaker 2>were brought to in twenty eleven. And like hearing it

521
00:27:19.079 --> 00:27:22.519
<v Speaker 2>someone say something nice about the Dallas Mavericks pretty refreshing

522
00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:25.839
<v Speaker 2>because you're hearing much. That's the same article where he

523
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:28.160
<v Speaker 2>was talking about Kyrie coming back? Is that the one

524
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<v Speaker 2>in the Athletic? I'm not sure, man, I know he did,

525
00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:33.920
<v Speaker 2>like the big interview like around the Locker two or whatever.

526
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Christian Clark wrote a thing for The Athletic about Clay

527
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<v Speaker 1>relating to Kyrie situation because he went through it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, and I saw that quote in that

529
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<v Speaker 1>and that piece. But I if you the thing that's

530
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<v Speaker 1>tough for me is like, like I would be all

531
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<v Speaker 1>on board with them losing the remainder of their games

532
00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:56.400
<v Speaker 1>and getting like the tenth or ninth to pick or whatever.

533
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<v Speaker 1>I'd be happy with that scenario because the alternative is,

534
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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, they don't have Kyrie, so they're

535
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<v Speaker 1>not going to go on a championship run.

536
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<v Speaker 2>They're just not right.

537
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<v Speaker 1>And the one thing I would say is that if

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there was a chance that Anthony Davis was

539
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<v Speaker 1>coming back this year, I would say go for it,

540
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:20.759
<v Speaker 1>because if you have Gafford Lively, Anthony Davis, Washington and

541
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<v Speaker 1>all those guys, you could you could win some like

542
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:25.599
<v Speaker 1>you could get to the playoffs and maybe even win

543
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<v Speaker 1>a series.

544
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<v Speaker 2>Maybe.

545
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<v Speaker 1>But if you're not gonna have any of those other

546
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<v Speaker 1>guys back, you're just probably gonna lose the opening game

547
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<v Speaker 1>of the play in. You'll be the tenth seed on

548
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<v Speaker 1>the road, probably at Sacramento. And even if this group

549
00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:42.920
<v Speaker 1>of guys hangs together, keep in mind, Kesler Edwards has

550
00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:48.119
<v Speaker 1>five games left, that's it. Brandon Williams I think has ten,

551
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:49.720
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not one hundred percent sure.

552
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:51.519
<v Speaker 2>He's got to be healthy too.

553
00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Ky Jones, I think they're just hanging on

554
00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>to right now. I saw him running yesterday, right, So

555
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:59.000
<v Speaker 1>if they don't play him, they get to retain him.

556
00:28:59.119 --> 00:28:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

557
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>It's it's when you're on two way contracts, you have

558
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>a certain number I think you can play fifty games,

559
00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:10.079
<v Speaker 1>and it's and it's actually it's games that you're like

560
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:13.160
<v Speaker 1>you don't necessarily have to play, but you're suited up

561
00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:17.839
<v Speaker 1>and eligible to play right right, and so he's Kessler

562
00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:19.039
<v Speaker 1>only has five left.

563
00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Brandon Williams I think they has ten.

564
00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:24.880
<v Speaker 1>And then Ky Jones was like pro rated because of

565
00:29:24.920 --> 00:29:28.079
<v Speaker 1>the so he had eleven games total. I think yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I think they have seventeen left. Eight down.

567
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

568
00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:34.319
<v Speaker 1>Boy, this is just I just want to hit the

569
00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:36.799
<v Speaker 1>reset button and move forward to next year. There's been

570
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.799
<v Speaker 1>so much heartbreak and heartache, and I mean it's just

571
00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:43.279
<v Speaker 1>like this is the lost season and so I don't

572
00:29:43.319 --> 00:29:45.400
<v Speaker 1>know of getting to the playoffs and then getting hammered

573
00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:49.160
<v Speaker 1>is going to be good. But I respect the hell

574
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.839
<v Speaker 1>out of the guys for fighting and competing. I respect

575
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:55.240
<v Speaker 1>the coaches, the players, everybody and everybody who is an

576
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:58.079
<v Speaker 1>employee a part of the mass franchise. I get it, man,

577
00:29:58.200 --> 00:30:01.119
<v Speaker 1>keep fighting your asses off and compete. Waiting for me

578
00:30:01.799 --> 00:30:04.279
<v Speaker 1>just fanboy, I'm like, all right, you have your draft

579
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>pick this year, you have your draft pick next year.

580
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:08.559
<v Speaker 2>And then you don't have them.

581
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:12.799
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, God, this is gonna this is just really,

582
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:16.759
<v Speaker 1>you know, the trade has expedited the window so much

583
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:19.279
<v Speaker 1>to where it was like, all right, I think we

584
00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:21.240
<v Speaker 1>can be good with Luca for ten to twelve years.

585
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:24.519
<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong on that, but if you make

586
00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 1>this trade, you can be really good for two or

587
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.359
<v Speaker 1>three years. And now losing Kyrie, it's like, okay, so

588
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:32.480
<v Speaker 1>now you have a year and a half when no,

589
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:35.839
<v Speaker 1>and so I'm just like, man, I just want as

590
00:30:35.880 --> 00:30:39.880
<v Speaker 1>many young assets as possible. And it's just has just

591
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>been a really really trying It's just like I don't

592
00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:44.839
<v Speaker 1>think I can't remember the last time I was sports depressed.

593
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that I'm sports depressed. So a win absolutely

594
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:50.920
<v Speaker 1>helps in a lot of ways. It's it's really good

595
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:54.519
<v Speaker 1>for everything. But I'm just hoping for the best possible draft.

596
00:30:54.680 --> 00:30:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Sure Cowboys fan, though it's hard to be depressed.

597
00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:00.400
<v Speaker 2>And your Cowboys fan who had the second most for

598
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.599
<v Speaker 2>the Cowboys last year, and that's correct five and a

599
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:06.240
<v Speaker 2>half sacks, second most. He signed with the Giants today

600
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:11.640
<v Speaker 2>three at twenty. Micah retweeted it with like aw man

601
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.720
<v Speaker 2>type thing. He didn't have, like a dove buddy. He

602
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.279
<v Speaker 2>was gonna hope, but he'd come back, play little defensivevan

603
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:21.519
<v Speaker 2>play little defense, tackle, little both. So he's gone, but

604
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:24.160
<v Speaker 2>you know whatever, the Cowboys just signed Let's see here,

605
00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:26.640
<v Speaker 2>what did they do? They signed a guy named Peyton Turner.

606
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:28.880
<v Speaker 2>He was a first runner in twenty twenty one for

607
00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:31.880
<v Speaker 2>one year at three million dollars. Is he a cornerback? No,

608
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.400
<v Speaker 2>he's a defensive end. He's a pass rusher, and he's

609
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:36.839
<v Speaker 2>not very good. They don't have any cornerbacks. They don't

610
00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:39.160
<v Speaker 2>have any corners. But we wouldn't need that position, you know,

611
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:40.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't need that position anymore.

612
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:43.319
<v Speaker 1>A lot of changes in the league. Yeah, play like

613
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:44.519
<v Speaker 1>eleven linebackers.

614
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:46.799
<v Speaker 2>You need that one. Actually, it's it's true, you would

615
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 2>need it. Let's see two sacks last year for Peyton Turner. Again,

616
00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:52.839
<v Speaker 2>not very good, but three million one year. Who cares?

617
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Did Mazzie Smith have two sacks last year? I don't know, man,

618
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I had it pulled up a minute ago. But he's

619
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<v Speaker 2>Christina know the He's not even in the game on

620
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:02.799
<v Speaker 2>third down most times, so you know.

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00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:05.079
<v Speaker 1>He claps the pocket and get a couple of sacks.

622
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Probably not, Christina, Probably not. We're saying that he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what, I'm gonna do this one and

624
00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>a half for hey, right, one and a half. This

625
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:18.759
<v Speaker 2>is some fan content. The Rangers are going to be good, though.

626
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:22.359
<v Speaker 2>One sack for Mazzie Okay. He says that's a half

627
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:24.960
<v Speaker 2>a sack. That It's like if two guys get in

628
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:27.480
<v Speaker 2>there and they both touch tips on the one ball.

629
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<v Speaker 2>Two guys, one sack. Uh turping back three years at

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen million, all right, six million a year for a

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<v Speaker 2>guy they don't use an offense a lot. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to use him on offense. He's he's he's made

633
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<v Speaker 2>out of balsa wood. He's like five foot one. I

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's a great returner, but I get nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>They sometimes they throw him out there like he's a

636
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<v Speaker 2>real receiver and I'm like, he's five to one. What

637
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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? Is your last head coach as

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot who like to send him down the field

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00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:56.759
<v Speaker 2>like he's mister ran a slant route to him. He

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00:32:56.799 --> 00:32:59.119
<v Speaker 2>took it to the house. Yeah, they never ran another

641
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:02.799
<v Speaker 2>slant route. Oh year, he like what he? Uh? I

642
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>don't know that was.

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00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:07.920
<v Speaker 1>He was the catalyst for really several funny moments this

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00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:11.119
<v Speaker 1>year on NFL broadcast where we sat.

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<v Speaker 2>Down the with uh you know whoever.

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00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:15.920
<v Speaker 1>We sat down with the Siriano and he said he's

647
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<v Speaker 1>really worried about Dallas' return game. Right, that's what the

648
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<v Speaker 1>other coaches, and so we talked to the coach. He's

649
00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:24.440
<v Speaker 1>worried about the Cowboys long snapper. They feel like he's

650
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<v Speaker 1>really got the ability to put it right in your

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<v Speaker 1>shot pocket.

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00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.759
<v Speaker 2>They're not acting like a team whose owners in his

653
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:31.839
<v Speaker 2>early eighties and really wants to win a Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, maybe all the teams are spending money

655
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<v Speaker 2>right now or Rangers Star Rangers and Stars yep ngers

656
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:43.559
<v Speaker 2>a Dallas Stars. That's what we look forward to. We'll

657
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<v Speaker 2>be out an opening day on the twenty seventh. Hope

658
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 2>to see everyone out there. Let's go if I can

659
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<v Speaker 2>officially say that, but yes, like that's probably happening. It's happening.

660
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<v Speaker 1>The show will go on now. Okay, thank you, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good drop.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving forward to coming up next, the only segment of

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<v Speaker 2>the day that shan't be podcasted, it's the Tame You've

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<v Speaker 2>got to hear it live.

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00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:04.759
<v Speaker 1>The weekly weekday update coming up after that. The Rangers

666
00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:06.920
<v Speaker 1>have a hat that's gone viral. All that's coming your

667
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<v Speaker 1>way next. Ooh, I got a great idea for dinner tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>How about Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen in Plano, Texas. Preston

669
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<v Speaker 1>and Plano Parkway. Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen is so good

670
00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:20.559
<v Speaker 1>it was named best pizzeria in all of DFW by

671
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<v Speaker 1>readers of the Dallas Morning News. They've got Dallas style pizza,

672
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:28.519
<v Speaker 1>they got Chicago, Detroit, Tavern style and New York style pizza,

673
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.880
<v Speaker 1>all at Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen, located in Plano.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only one location.

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<v Speaker 1>Head to Plano at Preston and Plano Parkway for Andrew's

676
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<v Speaker 1>American Pizza Kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 7>And now it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for Basis week Day Day featuring veteran news anchor

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<v Speaker 2>Katie fun Tweets.

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<v Speaker 4>Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around

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<v Speaker 4>the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Measles up to two twenty three. Now number keeps growing.

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00:34:58.199 --> 00:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>How many deaths have we had?

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<v Speaker 2>Two? One was a kid, one was a person actually

686
00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:08.639
<v Speaker 2>ended up being in New Mexico, on the eastern part

687
00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:12.719
<v Speaker 2>of New Mexico around the border. So I was throwing

688
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.239
<v Speaker 2>in their five year anniversary of COVID being declared a

689
00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:19.320
<v Speaker 2>global pandemic. Up to two twenty three, the numbers increasing

690
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:23.639
<v Speaker 2>by the day. So he just spiked his phone.

691
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<v Speaker 1>You can't hear that if you're driving around listening, but

692
00:35:26.760 --> 00:35:28.159
<v Speaker 1>KT emphatically spiked.

693
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I think they heard it. Pandemic turner, they heard it,

694
00:35:33.880 --> 00:35:36.599
<v Speaker 2>so you know, watch out for the mees you Ji

695
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:39.760
<v Speaker 2>Broni's man. The Rangers are in the news and TMZ

696
00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:42.440
<v Speaker 2>has picked up this story. It's it's it's become quite

697
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:48.119
<v Speaker 2>a big thing. MLB and New Era put out these

698
00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:53.360
<v Speaker 2>these new hats and the logos are stupid. They're very dumb. Yeah,

699
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:55.639
<v Speaker 2>I agree what New Era is going with. They had

700
00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:59.440
<v Speaker 2>this concept. So it's got the team logo of the

701
00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:02.440
<v Speaker 2>name what some teams For us, it's Texas, but for

702
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:06.320
<v Speaker 2>instance the Mariners or the Brewers, you know, it's their

703
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:08.960
<v Speaker 2>team name. But on the Rangers it says Texas across

704
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:14.599
<v Speaker 2>and then over that and a little more bold stitch

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00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.280
<v Speaker 2>is your traditional logo. Again, I'll use the Brewers as

706
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:23.719
<v Speaker 2>an example. It's the the baseball and the glove. You know,

707
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:26.559
<v Speaker 2>if it's a LA, clearly LA. Well for the Rangers

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00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:31.079
<v Speaker 2>it is the T, so it's Texas. But in the

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00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.840
<v Speaker 2>middle of it on the hat, the tea is kind

710
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:36.079
<v Speaker 2>of covering up the X even though the X is

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00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:39.239
<v Speaker 2>on there. And if you just read it, it would

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<v Speaker 2>say something that I believe I've done the research on this.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't say it on the air.

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00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 1>We can because we're an English speaking language station. Now

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00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:53.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying that with confidence. I have no idea avoid

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00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:57.000
<v Speaker 1>because they dropped me when I said it. Well, you

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00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.880
<v Speaker 1>said it, no, yeah, but you didn't know I'm talking about.

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00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:00.960
<v Speaker 7>You said it.

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<v Speaker 2>You said it. You're trying to say it in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you can say if you can't say

721
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:07.079
<v Speaker 1>in English, you can't just say it in Spanish exactly.

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00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're saying an English word. You're not. You're

723
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:10.639
<v Speaker 2>not saying the Spanish.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I'm in the Great Britain I talk about

725
00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:18.039
<v Speaker 1>their cigarettes, I'll use the F word there, but I

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00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:21.119
<v Speaker 1>won't use it here because we speak a different kind

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00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:23.159
<v Speaker 1>of English here. So if you're saying, if you were

728
00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:25.840
<v Speaker 1>on Hispanic radio, you could say it, no, you.

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00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Can't sell right.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say it on English speaking radio, no, but

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00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:33.320
<v Speaker 1>you wisely didn't just say it word in Great Britain.

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<v Speaker 1>And I would advise no one to say it. I

733
00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:37.280
<v Speaker 1>would advise everyone to not say it.

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<v Speaker 2>For our American audience, though, spell it T E and

735
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:45.119
<v Speaker 2>then it's a T. That's to bring the X it's

736
00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:52.280
<v Speaker 2>so that is uh, you know, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>words for boobs.

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<v Speaker 4>Boobs, juggies, jug warlords, warlords, knockers, knockers, hooters, and.

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<v Speaker 2>But the one that I've always thought we should be

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<v Speaker 2>able to say, you know, but we're not for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a strange one. But the rules are rules. Didn't

742
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:16.679
<v Speaker 2>hand book that we're all given training. But you can

743
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:24.159
<v Speaker 2>say too heart ease, teats. Oh yeah, you can say teats,

744
00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:25.480
<v Speaker 2>but you can't say the other one.

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00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:28.920
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that's what that was in Spanish. I

746
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:31.280
<v Speaker 3>saw this last night on Twitter and I was like, well,

747
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:33.079
<v Speaker 3>that's close to the T word. I guess that's why

748
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:34.039
<v Speaker 3>people are freaking out.

749
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:35.239
<v Speaker 2>But I didn't know either.

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00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:40.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was specifically searching for that Latin that word,

751
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:42.039
<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't and it popped up. I was like,

752
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to look at a hat, so I didn't.

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00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:45.960
<v Speaker 2>You know. I read. I read the story and then

754
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I went and showed it to my wife to say, like,

755
00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:50.639
<v Speaker 2>I was like, do you know what this is? I

756
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:53.119
<v Speaker 2>showed her the hat and she goes, oh my god.

757
00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I started laughing. She's like, because she knew you in offended. No,

758
00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:59.039
<v Speaker 2>I should havefitded. But she was like, what are they doing.

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00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:01.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, this is why this is a story.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know they're calling it Spanish slang vulgarity, although

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<v Speaker 2>I would call it in locker room talk. For me,

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00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:12.880
<v Speaker 2>those are great word to use. Spend a lot of

763
00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:14.599
<v Speaker 2>time in locker rooms. In fact, come out to the

764
00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:18.039
<v Speaker 2>parade on Saturday, you know, Saint Patricks Day parade, and

765
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell that word to your face a lot. I

766
00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:21.840
<v Speaker 2>love that word. It's one of my favorite words. And

767
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:22.639
<v Speaker 2>we can't say it.

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00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:25.159
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he spends a lot of time in Latin American

769
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<v Speaker 1>locker rooms.

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00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I do like Rugie's little brother. Hey, I've never seen it.

771
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:35.400
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say which one. I didn't say which one

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00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:37.599
<v Speaker 2>of Rugy's little brothers. He has a lot of them,

773
00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:40.519
<v Speaker 2>he really does. Their old name is Rookie.

774
00:39:40.519 --> 00:39:41.039
<v Speaker 7>But I like that.

775
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:44.239
<v Speaker 2>Evan Grant, you know a guy who's been you know,

776
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:46.159
<v Speaker 2>he's been on the beat for many years. I like

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00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:49.039
<v Speaker 2>that he has to seriously. I assume go to his

778
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:52.239
<v Speaker 2>office the Dallas Morning News. I assume he's out of

779
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:57.519
<v Speaker 2>cubicle and he has the type in the Rangers case,

780
00:39:57.559 --> 00:39:59.360
<v Speaker 2>the tea set in the middle of Texas to block

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00:39:59.400 --> 00:40:02.199
<v Speaker 2>out the ex and create an inadvertent visual of a

782
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Spanish slang vulgarity for women's breasts. Did you guys see

783
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:09.639
<v Speaker 2>what the astros ended up?

784
00:40:09.719 --> 00:40:09.960
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:14.159
<v Speaker 2>That was my favorite. Tell abou dash hose the ass. Wow,

786
00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:21.079
<v Speaker 2>I can get behind that. The angels, did you see them? Yes,

787
00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:27.280
<v Speaker 2>you're the as I like, let's see the diamondbacks. I

788
00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:28.320
<v Speaker 2>believe are Arianna.

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00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.360
<v Speaker 1>You know this is there's just no hat originality, and

790
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:35.119
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to sell hats to people who already have

791
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.960
<v Speaker 1>every hat. Like, how can we do it different? Well,

792
00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:40.159
<v Speaker 1>I'll start a company that has them upside down. You're

793
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:42.400
<v Speaker 1>a billionaire. Now, no one ever thought about having the

794
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:45.159
<v Speaker 1>same hat. But I have the lettering upside down. I'll

795
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:47.159
<v Speaker 1>just put an extra letter right in the middle. Oh

796
00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:48.960
<v Speaker 1>my god, I have every hat. I have to have

797
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:49.519
<v Speaker 1>that hat.

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00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:54.320
<v Speaker 2>This does like the hat version of extra extreme chili

799
00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:57.639
<v Speaker 2>lime hot fries. Yeah, just taking it to the next level.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing now? Bake in bit burger pringles

801
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:01.800
<v Speaker 2>or something.

802
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.199
<v Speaker 3>They have everything bagel pringles that are not great, by

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<v Speaker 3>the way, pickle pringles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you guys think a better name for cheeseburger would

806
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:14.920
<v Speaker 1>have been chugger.

807
00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never spent a single second of time thinking about

809
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.239
<v Speaker 1>it until now, and that now it's all I can

810
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:25.119
<v Speaker 1>think about. I watched a movie last night, or a

811
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>series that I hadn't seen a long time.

812
00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:28.079
<v Speaker 2>It's called The Black Bird.

813
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Is that the one where I don't tell me Nicole

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00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:34.679
<v Speaker 1>Kidman's carrying around a bird in a in a cage.

815
00:41:36.199 --> 00:41:38.960
<v Speaker 2>No, like the kids are blind.

816
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:39.480
<v Speaker 7>This is.

817
00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:44.039
<v Speaker 1>This is a guy and this is really good acting.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, it's a true story. It's a guy

819
00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:51.440
<v Speaker 1>who goes to prison. He had been it's dark, you

820
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:53.800
<v Speaker 1>know obviously he had been murdering small girls.

821
00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:56.320
<v Speaker 2>And why were you watching this?

822
00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Because one guy was sent to prison and if he

823
00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:01.480
<v Speaker 1>could get him to elicit it, if he could elicited

824
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>a confession out of the guy or find out where

825
00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:05.320
<v Speaker 1>the bodies are buried, he could get out of jail free.

826
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:07.519
<v Speaker 1>And so he had a limited amount of time to

827
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:09.760
<v Speaker 1>go get fined out. He had to befriend the guy

828
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<v Speaker 1>in prison get all this information out of him before

829
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:16.400
<v Speaker 1>he got killed in the prison. And Ray Liota, who's

830
00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:18.960
<v Speaker 1>in the movie, was having a stroke and in the

831
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<v Speaker 1>middle of the stroke, he was at a restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I'd like a churgger, an an appa and

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<v Speaker 1>a coffee offie.

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<v Speaker 2>He he couldn't, you know, alpack.

835
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<v Speaker 1>Because he was having a stroke, so he couldn't fixtures.

836
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<v Speaker 1>So instead of saying a cup of coffee, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like an off a coppe eye. And he said a

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<v Speaker 1>trigger And I was like, you know what, why didn't

839
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<v Speaker 1>we call it that to begin with? And I totally

840
00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:43.280
<v Speaker 1>dismissed the Great Raleio his acting performance because I got

841
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:47.199
<v Speaker 1>caught up on turger would have been way better than cheeseburger.

842
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you you will not like what it says

843
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:55.119
<v Speaker 1>about tugger on Urban Dictionary. No, no, really, dude, should

844
00:42:55.119 --> 00:42:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I not have said it unless it was in Spanish?

845
00:42:57.079 --> 00:43:01.039
<v Speaker 2>Dump him? Okay? Three times? Yeah, okay. Here we go

846
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.440
<v Speaker 2>suger a burger made with an equal mixture of ground

847
00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:09.480
<v Speaker 2>chicken and ground beef. Oh fantastic.

848
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:11.280
<v Speaker 7>I don't like that.

849
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't want raw chicken mix it into my burger. Sorry,

850
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:16.360
<v Speaker 2>here's the alternate that here we go one of the many.

851
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Here we go a guy I can tell by the

852
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:29.280
<v Speaker 2>way he's saying it, who's a fat f who goes

853
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:34.639
<v Speaker 2>around shaking his massive sweaty ranger hat as he causes

854
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:40.880
<v Speaker 2>an earthquake in the ground. Okay, that visual what.

855
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Someone says, turger, That's what I'm gonna think of, dude.

856
00:43:48.440 --> 00:43:52.159
<v Speaker 1>It does not matter what you come up with, just

857
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.119
<v Speaker 1>something that's just sort of out of the ordinary, there

858
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:57.440
<v Speaker 1>will be something weird and shocking on Urban Dictionary attached to.

859
00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:03.920
<v Speaker 2>It, preach massive sweaty ranger hats on. Oh my god,

860
00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:10.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh that sugar guy's an important new Southwest Airlines for

861
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:14.719
<v Speaker 2>the first time charging passengers to check bags. This is

862
00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:18.679
<v Speaker 2>gonna be happening soon. They're under some pressure from the

863
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:23.239
<v Speaker 2>investment management company. It's called for big changes to their

864
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:26.159
<v Speaker 2>business model because look, if you'll run. US Airlines took

865
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:29.440
<v Speaker 2>in more than five billion dollars in baggage fees last year.

866
00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:32.280
<v Speaker 2>So Southwest Airlines, who's been missing out on all that

867
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:33.519
<v Speaker 2>for all these years? Like, yeah, I guess we got

868
00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:33.960
<v Speaker 2>to do that.

869
00:44:33.960 --> 00:44:37.559
<v Speaker 3>Now and then sucks, didn't they just fire or lay

870
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:40.159
<v Speaker 3>off a bunch of people. Yeah, and now they're still

871
00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:40.760
<v Speaker 3>doing this too.

872
00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:43.519
<v Speaker 2>We're seeing companies doing some things now.

873
00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:46.920
<v Speaker 1>On the On the flight back this morning from San Antonio,

874
00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I flew Southwest and I was like, number six in line.

875
00:44:50.280 --> 00:44:51.440
<v Speaker 2>So I was, you know, able to get to the

876
00:44:51.559 --> 00:44:54.880
<v Speaker 2>very front. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and I sat on

877
00:44:54.920 --> 00:44:56.760
<v Speaker 2>the front row. We have all the leg room.

878
00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:57.159
<v Speaker 7>Uh huh.

879
00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:02.079
<v Speaker 1>No one sat between me and the other dude, Like

880
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:05.039
<v Speaker 1>I wonderful. I couldn't believe. I was like, so everyone

881
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.320
<v Speaker 1>here is passing the best seat in the plane.

882
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:09.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, weird?

883
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I got all the leg room and no

884
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:13.079
<v Speaker 1>one sitting next to me.

885
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Were you wearing your bird mask or no? The apocalypse?

886
00:45:18.480 --> 00:45:20.559
<v Speaker 1>That's a great I should start doing that. No one

887
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:22.800
<v Speaker 1>will sit next to you on a plane. That's a

888
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:23.280
<v Speaker 1>great bit.

889
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:26.559
<v Speaker 2>There's a delta. American and United charge thirty five dollars

890
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:29.039
<v Speaker 2>for a single bag. Southwest has not announced what it

891
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.400
<v Speaker 2>will be, so maybe they do like fifteen or something,

892
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:33.159
<v Speaker 2>aren't they And aren't they going to have a signed

893
00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:35.760
<v Speaker 2>seating too? Yeah? When does that happen?

894
00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:37.559
<v Speaker 1>I know the bags are coming May twenty eight to

895
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:39.440
<v Speaker 1>get it there, doing it right before Memorial Day, which

896
00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:40.440
<v Speaker 1>is a big travel weekend.

897
00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:47.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. American Airlines, you don't they don't charge. They don't charge.

898
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:48.239
<v Speaker 2>But I have a credit card.

899
00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:52.079
<v Speaker 1>If you have American Express, yeah, then your bags are covered.

900
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:54.280
<v Speaker 2>It's American still while you're crapping the backpacks?

901
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:54.639
<v Speaker 7>What I do?

902
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Yep?

903
00:45:57.320 --> 00:46:00.199
<v Speaker 1>Then and then you immediately get to the hotel and

904
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:01.760
<v Speaker 1>you call down and you ask them if they have

905
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:02.400
<v Speaker 1>an ironing board.

906
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:05.079
<v Speaker 2>Good job, Kevin. Usual for a brand new segment premiere. Yeah,

907
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:09.960
<v Speaker 2>it's called it's called Wasted Days. Trust me, all right,

908
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:11.599
<v Speaker 2>We'll trust you. That's coming up next.

909
00:46:11.840 --> 00:46:14.000
<v Speaker 1>It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety one point

910
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:16.880
<v Speaker 1>one the Eagle. Thanks for hanging out with us this afternoon.

911
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:21.039
<v Speaker 1>This segment right her is brought to you by Rollertown

912
00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Beer Works. That's the brewery up there in Solina that

913
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Ben and I are partner's in. And we want you

914
00:46:25.480 --> 00:46:28.400
<v Speaker 1>to know all about the big Saint Patti's Day Festival

915
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:32.679
<v Speaker 1>at Rollertown this Saturday. It's gonna be awesome. It's the

916
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:36.559
<v Speaker 1>return of the Irish, which is our Irish dry stout.

917
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:39.519
<v Speaker 1>We do port nitro style and it is awesome. One

918
00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:42.639
<v Speaker 1>of my favorite beers of the year. Then Saturday Night

919
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:45.079
<v Speaker 1>Petty cash band starting at five thirty, and we're gonna

920
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:47.960
<v Speaker 1>have three food trucks there on Saturday.

921
00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:50.039
<v Speaker 2>Big doings. We got shot.

922
00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:51.920
<v Speaker 1>You got to check out the Texas car bombs. But

923
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:54.719
<v Speaker 1>so many great things going on. Make your Saint Patti's

924
00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Day Party happening at Rollertown this Saturday.

925
00:46:58.320 --> 00:47:01.239
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be magical. All right, Now it's time for

926
00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:10.079
<v Speaker 2>this Wasted Days and Waited Night. All right, new segment,

927
00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:13.559
<v Speaker 2>Wasted Days and Wasted Nights. I have some stories about waste.

928
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Three stories about waste getting wasted or human waste. Now

929
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:20.719
<v Speaker 2>we'll say that was a callback and really a shout

930
00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:23.920
<v Speaker 2>out to my cousins who we used to do, you know,

931
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:27.760
<v Speaker 2>home video, you know recorder thing going on. We'd a

932
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:31.360
<v Speaker 2>sketch comedy show called Wasted Days. Okay, that was a callback.

933
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:33.480
<v Speaker 2>That was a special inside joke for four people from

934
00:47:33.559 --> 00:47:36.239
<v Speaker 2>only thought Freddy Fender would thought that cheer every one.

935
00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:36.679
<v Speaker 7>Now.

936
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Skin used to have a segment podcast on iHeart about

937
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:42.880
<v Speaker 1>this called Fecal Matters. Is this gonna be better or

938
00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:43.440
<v Speaker 1>worse than that?

939
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:44.760
<v Speaker 2>I still do it?

940
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:45.239
<v Speaker 7>Oh you do?

941
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:47.559
<v Speaker 2>I do it with Uh? I do with that guy

942
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:48.559
<v Speaker 2>now that played Erkele.

943
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh jamil Yeah, I do it Jamilah because we're

944
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:54.880
<v Speaker 1>because he had he has a show called Family Matters

945
00:47:55.320 --> 00:47:56.800
<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to be a part of it. So

946
00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:59.960
<v Speaker 1>now it's fecal matters with Jamil, that dude who played Ark.

947
00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:03.519
<v Speaker 2>So you are doing like a family matter's show recap

948
00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:08.480
<v Speaker 2>companion podcast where you also talk about your latest deuces. Yes, terrible.

949
00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Would y'all like to start in Florida's to Florida? Yeah?

950
00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:18.039
<v Speaker 2>Doctor feels like something we can use forever. I love Florida.

951
00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Bowla, he's fifty nine. He has admitted to vandalizing

952
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:26.880
<v Speaker 2>a rival medical practice with urine. So his uh he

953
00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:32.320
<v Speaker 2>a little business dispute with another doctor, doctor Dylan Denesh,

954
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:37.199
<v Speaker 2>and doctor Bowla was caught on surveillance camera dowsing his

955
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:41.480
<v Speaker 2>office doors with a foul smelling liquid on two occasions,

956
00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:43.480
<v Speaker 2>also known as urine urine.

957
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you guys remember I don't remember where it was,

958
00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:49.159
<v Speaker 1>but we had a story before, but it was with

959
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:50.840
<v Speaker 1>actual deuces and bags.

960
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:54.159
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember this? Oh? Kids throwing lit bags.

961
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:57.440
<v Speaker 1>It was like rival businesses where they caught each other

962
00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:59.480
<v Speaker 1>on camera. This might have been in the freak days

963
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:03.760
<v Speaker 1>that we did the story where I think it was rival.

964
00:49:03.719 --> 00:49:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Might have been doctors. Man, I don't recall, but you

965
00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:07.599
<v Speaker 2>know we see stories like this on occasion.

966
00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:10.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe we choose to forget them because they're so gross.

967
00:49:11.079 --> 00:49:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would love to remember a Pooh war, but

968
00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:17.639
<v Speaker 2>you know, this could have became a yurine war. But

969
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:21.440
<v Speaker 2>doctor densh you know, he restrained himself. But I do

970
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:24.880
<v Speaker 2>love that doctors who are seen as the highest of

971
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:27.559
<v Speaker 2>the highest, seven years of college and all that stuff,

972
00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:30.559
<v Speaker 2>are doing things that you might see like a college campus.

973
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:33.800
<v Speaker 2>We're just kind of, let's go and do something to

974
00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:37.639
<v Speaker 2>the statue at that university, or you know, high school

975
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:40.039
<v Speaker 2>prank wars or whatever. We get doctors doing that now,

976
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:40.719
<v Speaker 2>and I like that.

977
00:49:41.719 --> 00:49:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Ben, did he do it like in a testing

978
00:49:44.039 --> 00:49:46.280
<v Speaker 3>cup because you said he just poured it on there?

979
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:48.679
<v Speaker 2>He didn't actually, just I think he had a bucket,

980
00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:52.480
<v Speaker 2>a full bucket, so he's collecting it, eating asparagus and

981
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:52.920
<v Speaker 2>saving it.

982
00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why anybody would think you could get

983
00:49:56.440 --> 00:50:00.559
<v Speaker 1>away with anything in this day and age. There's cameras everywhere, right.

984
00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, that's true. But he was lit. He might

985
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:06.920
<v Speaker 2>have been hammered too, but I know he was mad

986
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:09.599
<v Speaker 2>at the guy for whatever reason. And uh, you know,

987
00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:10.960
<v Speaker 2>all it is though, if you were going to go

988
00:50:11.000 --> 00:50:15.159
<v Speaker 2>pour a bucket of urine on any business's doors, this

989
00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:17.239
<v Speaker 2>is what it would cost you in Florida. That's all.

990
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:21.159
<v Speaker 2>That's seven thousand dollars fine in twenty hours of community service.

991
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:23.760
<v Speaker 2>You would even go to jail for it. That's not right.

992
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea on the scale of punishments. I

993
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:31.199
<v Speaker 1>mean that would deter me from doing it. I wouldn't

994
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:33.239
<v Speaker 1>want to pay seven thousand dollars to pour a bucket

995
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.440
<v Speaker 1>of urine on something unless well, I'll just leave it

996
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.400
<v Speaker 1>at that. And Lord knows, you don't have twenty hours

997
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:41.639
<v Speaker 1>to be doing community service, right. How do you transport

998
00:50:41.719 --> 00:50:44.119
<v Speaker 1>that bucket around too? Are you putting foil on top

999
00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:44.440
<v Speaker 1>of it?

1000
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:48.159
<v Speaker 2>Man? I think in the moment, if you're adrenaline is

1001
00:50:48.199 --> 00:50:50.440
<v Speaker 2>high enough, you really don't care if it's splashing on

1002
00:50:50.480 --> 00:50:52.639
<v Speaker 2>you a little bit. It's like you're in it too.

1003
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.519
<v Speaker 1>The there's few things that smell worse in the world

1004
00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:59.559
<v Speaker 1>than you're in I mean, really, it's just so bad

1005
00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:02.079
<v Speaker 1>kind of urine you get going on there, no matter

1006
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:05.880
<v Speaker 1>what it is, Like if you've had dogs or cats, okay, cat,

1007
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:09.760
<v Speaker 1>he is cat urines undefined? Yeah, weapon though, that's all

1008
00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:13.320
<v Speaker 1>they got. Like, if your dog is paying in the house,

1009
00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:15.639
<v Speaker 1>it sucks. If your cat's paying in the house, you

1010
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:18.039
<v Speaker 1>won't be able to sell your house. Right, Well, I

1011
00:51:18.360 --> 00:51:19.920
<v Speaker 1>chose to do this segment last, so we were going

1012
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:23.559
<v Speaker 1>to run anybody off because these are again waste stories.

1013
00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:27.840
<v Speaker 1>So closer to dinner time, okay, if you're thinking about

1014
00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:29.960
<v Speaker 1>it that way, some people are having some really early

1015
00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:30.880
<v Speaker 1>dinners and that's good.

1016
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:32.760
<v Speaker 2>You should eat, you know, a way before you go

1017
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:36.239
<v Speaker 2>to bed. Old people ate. Like three hours ago. Last week,

1018
00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:39.239
<v Speaker 2>we had a flight out of Air India. Air India

1019
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:45.599
<v Speaker 2>was flying well, flying to Chicago, right, and I'm sorry,

1020
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:48.400
<v Speaker 2>they're find from Chicago back to Delhi in India, right,

1021
00:51:48.440 --> 00:51:51.559
<v Speaker 2>can you start over? Air India is going you know,

1022
00:51:51.599 --> 00:51:54.800
<v Speaker 2>from Chicago two back back to India. Big a long flight,

1023
00:51:55.159 --> 00:51:57.880
<v Speaker 2>three hundred pastors on there. I had to make an

1024
00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:01.960
<v Speaker 2>emergency U turn though, as eight of the plane's twelve

1025
00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:03.360
<v Speaker 2>toilets became clogged.

1026
00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:09.280
<v Speaker 1>That's a long flight with a bunch of backed up deuce, dude.

1027
00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:11.320
<v Speaker 2>It was a fourteen and a half hour flight and

1028
00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:13.400
<v Speaker 2>this happened about four and a half hours into it.

1029
00:52:15.840 --> 00:52:18.400
<v Speaker 2>So do you have to face the question do you

1030
00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:23.920
<v Speaker 2>just ten more hours to the destination or four and

1031
00:52:23.960 --> 00:52:27.800
<v Speaker 2>a half hours back to Chicago. That's a nine hour investment.

1032
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:30.880
<v Speaker 1>That's cashed four and a half hours each way, nine

1033
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:33.519
<v Speaker 1>hours in that you'll never get back. I think you

1034
00:52:33.639 --> 00:52:36.119
<v Speaker 1>power through the deuce and you get there.

1035
00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:36.960
<v Speaker 2>I think so too.

1036
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:41.079
<v Speaker 1>If there's let's do the math on this. There's three

1037
00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:47.199
<v Speaker 1>hundred passengers over fourteen hours. I mean at least one

1038
00:52:47.280 --> 00:52:49.039
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty of them were taken a deuce.

1039
00:52:49.480 --> 00:52:52.199
<v Speaker 2>Hey, and four of the toilets were you know, working

1040
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:55.719
<v Speaker 2>for now. You have that for now, so.

1041
00:52:55.719 --> 00:52:58.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and to pee you could at least pee. That's

1042
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.719
<v Speaker 3>when I would panic. I would have pea panic and

1043
00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:02.760
<v Speaker 3>be like, we got to turn back immediately.

1044
00:53:03.400 --> 00:53:08.199
<v Speaker 2>Man. You know we saw that panic at a Saint

1045
00:53:08.239 --> 00:53:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Patty's Day prade. Oh yeah, I learned my lessons. She

1046
00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:13.679
<v Speaker 2>really did panic. She jumped out of a moving car.

1047
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:17.119
<v Speaker 3>It really is something like if I'm trapped somewhere, I

1048
00:53:17.239 --> 00:53:18.320
<v Speaker 3>just out of nowhere.

1049
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<v Speaker 2>I have to pee. I respect. It was the worst

1050
00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:22.039
<v Speaker 2>time ever. I thought you were gonna say, I have

1051
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:23.599
<v Speaker 2>to get out. I have to know, I have to

1052
00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:23.960
<v Speaker 2>go pee.

1053
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<v Speaker 1>If our listeners would like to see Christina jump out

1054
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:29.519
<v Speaker 1>of a moving car, come down in Saint Patti's Day

1055
00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:32.159
<v Speaker 1>parade on Greenville Avenue, we will be there on the

1056
00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:34.559
<v Speaker 1>ninety seven point one the Eagle Float on Saturday.

1057
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:35.000
<v Speaker 7>It's true.

1058
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to that. The weather is looking very nice.

1059
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing a cooler full of a roller town. Please,

1060
00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:45.760
<v Speaker 1>we're invested in Kat. You were doing the fake announcements

1061
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.559
<v Speaker 1>from the pilot with that weird accent.

1062
00:53:47.559 --> 00:53:48.719
<v Speaker 2>What was do you want to do more those?

1063
00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:48.960
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we have pool there's a female pilot. Oh okay, yeah, poo.

1065
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:00.559
<v Speaker 1>By the way, what do you bring the beer in

1066
00:54:01.440 --> 00:54:04.280
<v Speaker 1>plastic baggies? I'm gonna bring it in a cooler. Dude,

1067
00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:06.239
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean you're gonna toat that cooler around?

1068
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:08.599
<v Speaker 2>I am you still have one of my coolers, don't you.

1069
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think it's I think it's actually

1070
00:54:11.559 --> 00:54:13.519
<v Speaker 2>still at Josie. My wife's furious.

1071
00:54:13.639 --> 00:54:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Is she really it's gonna sue you. Yeah, I'm gonna

1072
00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:18.599
<v Speaker 1>have I'm gonna have her suit, k T. I have

1073
00:54:18.639 --> 00:54:20.599
<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with it, so bring on, you know,

1074
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:23.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I got it back or it's it.

1075
00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Josie here all tech solution and find out that we

1076
00:54:26.440 --> 00:54:28.400
<v Speaker 1>need that, We're gonna bring it. I'm bringing roller down

1077
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:31.440
<v Speaker 1>in your cooler. Okay, but what if we get Josie

1078
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:34.639
<v Speaker 1>to uh go on a vacation far away and then

1079
00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:38.119
<v Speaker 1>bring us some albums. And we're just spinning albums like

1080
00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Frisbees into the crowd at the Saint Patty's Day Parade.

1081
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:44.519
<v Speaker 2>I love it good. Yeah. Do we play a lot

1082
00:54:44.519 --> 00:54:47.320
<v Speaker 2>of outfield on the Eagle? Not really? That was a

1083
00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:49.519
<v Speaker 2>good joke by Ben. Why did they name their band that?

1084
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:50.239
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

1085
00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:53.199
<v Speaker 2>They shagging flies? What do we call it? Yeah, well

1086
00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:58.119
<v Speaker 2>we're all outfielders.

1087
00:54:58.199 --> 00:54:58.599
<v Speaker 7>Bullpen.

1088
00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:03.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Bring whatever you're bringing, seriously, let me know,

1089
00:55:03.079 --> 00:55:05.519
<v Speaker 2>because last year it was just panic. You know, you're

1090
00:55:05.559 --> 00:55:08.800
<v Speaker 2>stealing drinks from everyone, but then you realize what's removing.

1091
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:10.920
<v Speaker 2>We really don't have beer, so we had some brave

1092
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:14.519
<v Speaker 2>warriors jump off the truck and run into a liquor store.

1093
00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Wait and line, get it, ketch up to the float.

1094
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:19.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll make sure you need to be prepared. Yeah no, no, no,

1095
00:55:19.079 --> 00:55:21.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing a huge cooler. I'm bringing Ben's cooler that

1096
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I never returned to him, and he'll be stocked with

1097
00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:25.920
<v Speaker 1>a roller town isn't Is this the one year anniversary

1098
00:55:26.199 --> 00:55:28.199
<v Speaker 1>of the Great Bo Roberts being injured?

1099
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:28.519
<v Speaker 7>It is?

1100
00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Was it at this same parade? Yes? What did he do.

1101
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:33.639
<v Speaker 2>Do he jump off a float? He fell down a

1102
00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:35.400
<v Speaker 2>whale or something. I'm not sure what happened.

1103
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:38.480
<v Speaker 3>No, he did something simple, like just jumping off the float,

1104
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:40.280
<v Speaker 3>like you wouldn't expect it to hurt.

1105
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Him that bad, I thought, if I remember correctly, it

1106
00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:45.880
<v Speaker 1>was afterwards, and he tried to jump over a little

1107
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:50.039
<v Speaker 1>cement ravine. Okay, at his elevated age, like he thought

1108
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:52.039
<v Speaker 1>he was a kid in high school that could run

1109
00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:53.280
<v Speaker 1>and jump over a ravine.

1110
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:55.159
<v Speaker 2>He's a badass, though, I don't know.

1111
00:55:55.639 --> 00:55:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he had double kyrie y. I don't know more

1112
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:03.119
<v Speaker 1>in shape than we No, I just I don't doubt that.

1113
00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:06.280
<v Speaker 1>But I also reasonably know what not to do. Yeah,

1114
00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:08.679
<v Speaker 1>to hurt myself, right, don't jump on stuff.

1115
00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I usually walk beside the truck and you know, just

1116
00:56:11.960 --> 00:56:14.239
<v Speaker 2>run around and shake hands and take jello shots from

1117
00:56:14.239 --> 00:56:16.599
<v Speaker 2>all the people up him. I thought Ao pushed him

1118
00:56:16.599 --> 00:56:19.840
<v Speaker 2>down a flight of stairs because he wanted to show

1119
00:56:21.920 --> 00:56:22.440
<v Speaker 2>last story.

1120
00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:24.079
<v Speaker 1>And when he handed him a mask with the neuro

1121
00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:26.679
<v Speaker 1>virus on it, wear this to protect yourself.

1122
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh, one should have to deal with the virus. You

1123
00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:30.280
<v Speaker 2>don't make jokes about it.

1124
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:30.639
<v Speaker 7>I do.

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00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:34.800
<v Speaker 2>R Kelly says he's written twenty five albums since his incarceration.

1126
00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:37.639
<v Speaker 2>In this second new segment called Wasted Days, it's about.

1127
00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Waste Okay, he had to reset that, Yeah, to really

1128
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:45.119
<v Speaker 1>underscore the cleverness of the reference.

1129
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:48.440
<v Speaker 2>So when I he sang a couple of his songs

1130
00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:52.920
<v Speaker 2>on a podcast called Inmate T with A and P. Yeah.

1131
00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:56.840
<v Speaker 2>So if you're in a prison, even a big prison

1132
00:56:56.920 --> 00:56:59.800
<v Speaker 2>like he's in, you do podcasts.

1133
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:05.079
<v Speaker 1>Sound it's inmates with a lot of testosterone, U P.

1134
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:08.880
<v Speaker 2>His Inmate T. It's a couple gals who interview inmates.

1135
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:11.519
<v Speaker 2>Apparently all right, he says he's written twenty five albums.

1136
00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, you don't have to manually release them.

1137
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:17.559
<v Speaker 2>The record label that you were on or someone you

1138
00:57:17.599 --> 00:57:20.800
<v Speaker 2>know can release these records. Well, where's he gonna record it? Exactly?

1139
00:57:20.920 --> 00:57:23.159
<v Speaker 2>There's not a production studio down there too. I think

1140
00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:26.000
<v Speaker 2>there might be. There might be a podcast studio. I

1141
00:57:26.039 --> 00:57:26.800
<v Speaker 2>think they could do.

1142
00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:30.280
<v Speaker 1>There's there's been rappers before they've recorded verses from prison

1143
00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:30.719
<v Speaker 1>over the.

1144
00:57:30.679 --> 00:57:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Phone and they just PUTT or whatever. Yeah. So yeah,

1145
00:57:34.960 --> 00:57:38.039
<v Speaker 2>he's uh, twenty five albums coming from him. I don't

1146
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:39.920
<v Speaker 2>know when he gets out. He's in a thirty year sentence,

1147
00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:40.679
<v Speaker 2>so he.

1148
00:57:40.760 --> 00:57:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Could his fan base get over his horrible acts to

1149
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:46.920
<v Speaker 1>like still support his music.

1150
00:57:47.039 --> 00:57:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Yeah, you can get over anything if you try

1151
00:57:49.760 --> 00:57:53.920
<v Speaker 2>hard enough. That's a good point. That's a good she's

1152
00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:58.599
<v Speaker 2>marking it a couple of the army hammer stuff though. Yeah,

1153
00:57:58.760 --> 00:57:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Now is he a twin?

1154
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:02.800
<v Speaker 1>No, he played a twin, but I wanted that too,

1155
00:58:03.199 --> 00:58:07.119
<v Speaker 1>because he played the twin in the Facebook movie The Twins. Yeah, twins.

1156
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:11.519
<v Speaker 1>I want him to be a twin too. Why because

1157
00:58:11.559 --> 00:58:14.039
<v Speaker 1>it's just makes it more convenient for me to to

1158
00:58:14.119 --> 00:58:16.119
<v Speaker 1>deal with him. I'd like to deal with him he's

1159
00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:17.840
<v Speaker 1>not around. No, I agree with Skin on this. I'm

1160
00:58:17.840 --> 00:58:20.159
<v Speaker 1>gonna consider them twins from now on. There's a couple

1161
00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:23.239
<v Speaker 1>other actors I would like to be twins. I'll probably

1162
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.480
<v Speaker 1>bring that list to the show tomorrow. Five actors I

1163
00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:29.519
<v Speaker 1>wish they were twins. Okay, what about that whole fantasy

1164
00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:32.639
<v Speaker 1>of hooking up with twins? I'm like, that's commercials.

1165
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's like what is who is that?

1166
00:58:35.239 --> 00:58:38.800
<v Speaker 1>There's a there's a really funny old Bill Hicks routine

1167
00:58:38.800 --> 00:58:42.119
<v Speaker 1>about double your pleasure double mcgum. He's like, I'm not

1168
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:45.480
<v Speaker 1>fantasizing about gum right now. As those two twins, I'm

1169
00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:48.440
<v Speaker 1>walking up. They're singing to Double Your Pleasure. Yeah, I

1170
00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:51.480
<v Speaker 1>mean they're leaning in, and that's the way we wanted

1171
00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:54.559
<v Speaker 1>to end the show too. Okay, thank you for hanging

1172
00:58:54.599 --> 00:58:57.039
<v Speaker 1>out with us. I'll never forget the time. KT looked

1173
00:58:57.079 --> 00:58:59.519
<v Speaker 1>at those twins chewing that gum and he said.

1174
00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:01.559
<v Speaker 2>Burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie.

1175
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Hey, dude, damn, Christina's gonna stick around and play music

1176
00:59:06.960 --> 00:59:08.760
<v Speaker 1>next right here on ninety seven point one The Eagle.

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00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:12.800
<v Speaker 6>Here're you going, Well, I gonna get my sack back, dude,

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<v Speaker 6>God bless Jesus.