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<v Speaker 1>Happy Memorial Day, almost to say Memorial Day.

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<v Speaker 2>We are we're taking a break on Memorial Day and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>We're taking a point break, a point break this Memorial Day,

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<v Speaker 1>and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Are gonna re release an old episode. I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna re edit it because now sometimes when I look

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<v Speaker 2>back at the old episodes, I hear mistakes Erica, and

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<v Speaker 2>they make me crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet they do. I bet they do.

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<v Speaker 2>They make me crazy. So this is a new edit

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<v Speaker 2>on the point, not new material, but it's a new

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<v Speaker 2>edit of old material.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cool, Okay, thank you for doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Absolutely, It's a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Summer treat for you all. I just all I remember,

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<v Speaker 1>really is how much fun we had recording this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really remember the episode itself very well.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, I believe. I'm not one hundred percent sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think this is the first movie that we

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<v Speaker 2>ever proclaimed to have everything.

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<v Speaker 1>It has everything. I think is this also my first ten?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? No? I don't know, do you remember. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember what I gave it.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely gave it a ten. I remember giving it

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<v Speaker 1>a ten.

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<v Speaker 2>See that I thought, I thought that we would have

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<v Speaker 2>rated it really high. But then I was like, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's a it's a basically all white sausage fest. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing we've tried to make hay out of the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that is fractionally Asian.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that count fault. I don't care. In awesomeness,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm guessing we gave it like a seven. And

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<v Speaker 2>then but we're like, but guys, it's a twelve for enjoyment.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I gave it a ten.

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<v Speaker 2>You think you gave it a ten.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I gave it. You probably gave it a seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I remember, I'm I'm that's what I'm thinking. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>like a seven, and then with caveats how awesome it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But Eric, I do have a treat for you, because

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<v Speaker 2>back in those days, we didn't talk about the movie's tagline.

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<v Speaker 2>So would you like to know what the tagline for

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<v Speaker 2>point Break was?

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<v Speaker 1>Via condio?

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<v Speaker 2>Sadly it was not, Ah, the tagline for point Break

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<v Speaker 2>was twenty seven banks in three years, anything to catch

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect wave.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dumb. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, if you haven't already seen the movie, you're like, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>huh huh. Although that is the energy you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go into this movie with If I'm being honest, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come in with what what? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, Wow. They couldn't possibly do more than one drop

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<v Speaker 1>from an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>He's doing two.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's two skydiving scenes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, everyone, Happy Memorial Day, enjoy point break.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a summer FBI agent for psychic still a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love an explanation.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking down Bleeker the other day in the

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<v Speaker 1>West Village and there is a psychic storefront on Bleeker

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<v Speaker 1>in the West Vilag? Like, how who who pays these people?

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<v Speaker 1>How much money do you have to make to maintain

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<v Speaker 1>a business on Bleeker in the West Like the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>gap had to close.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, because grifters get the job done.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. I mean a grift is a grift that

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<v Speaker 1>is at to me that there are still like several

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<v Speaker 1>high end locations in this city where there are fucking psychics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will peer into your future.

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<v Speaker 1>For one thousand dollars an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had a psychic reading?

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<v Speaker 1>Once? Yes, I was in New Orleans and like doing

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<v Speaker 1>the touristy thing where like you pass someone who like

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<v Speaker 1>does tarot card reading and I don't remember the reading.

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<v Speaker 1>What I remember is the man who was doing the

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<v Speaker 1>reading had all these like marks on his knuckles, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait wait wait wait, hang on, hang hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on, hang on, hang on. Hand a man was

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<v Speaker 2>doing your tarot card reading. That is automatic disqualification.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Paul, this is the twentieth first century. Men can

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<v Speaker 1>do things. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never had my tarot cards read. But if

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<v Speaker 2>I did and I walked into a tarot card shop

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<v Speaker 2>and a man came out with a deck of cards,

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<v Speaker 2>I would leave.

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<v Speaker 1>You are disgusting. Men can do things to Paul. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why we had the women's mark.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never met people more obtuse and unable to

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<v Speaker 2>view the future than men.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. The guy had these like tattoos on

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<v Speaker 1>his knuckles, and like, while he's shuffling the cards or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what's the what are those tattoos? And he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's one for every year I was in prison.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hey, I'm Paul America, and this is that aged.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yesterday's pop culture today.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight after a glass of wine would be more accurate

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<v Speaker 2>for this one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, it is nighttime.

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<v Speaker 2>In Brooklyn, and we have both had some wine.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the greatest movie we have ever discussed,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's perfect, Paul, what film are we covering today?

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<v Speaker 1>Point Break nineteen ninety one's point fucking Break.

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<v Speaker 2>An American action film directed by.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Catherine big Ala.

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<v Speaker 2>Future Oscar Award winner for Best Director, the only woman

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<v Speaker 2>to ever win that award. Hey, listeners, future Paul here again.

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<v Speaker 2>This was recorded in twenty nineteen. What I just said

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<v Speaker 2>was accurate at the time, but you know since then.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the club, Chloe Ja Chloe Joao. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure to say her last name. Welcome to the club,

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<v Speaker 2>Jane Campion. Love that Catherine Bigelow was not alone here

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<v Speaker 2>any longer. And place your bets on how many of

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<v Speaker 2>these I'm gonna have to do in the course of

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<v Speaker 2>this episode. All right, back to the show, Catherine Bigelow.

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<v Speaker 1>However, air horns sound, I can't do them.

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<v Speaker 2>I was making a fireworks out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing the air hoorn, but that's not right.

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<v Speaker 2>Point Break was written by W. Peter Eiliff. It stars

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Swayzee, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty, and Gary Busey.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, has a better trio, has a better quartet

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<v Speaker 1>of actors ever? Been listening. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is a true for the ages.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Patrick Swayze, but when he is the best

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<v Speaker 2>actor in your movie, that might not be the best thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, or is it? Is it the best thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Because he is significantly better than these other reactors?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut your dirty face, Shut up, Gary Busey is perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a remake Up Point Break, released in twenty fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see it, did you?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't, but I read up on it. It got some

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<v Speaker 2>very negative reviews. Oh it has a ten percent critical

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<v Speaker 2>rating and a twenty nine percent audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this movie doesn't need a remake. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>movie is already it. It doesn't need to reach you

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<v Speaker 1>know what.

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<v Speaker 2>This movie needs a re release in theaters. I would

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<v Speaker 2>go see this movie in.

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<v Speaker 1>IMAX one hundred percent. Yeah, okay. The film was nearly

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<v Speaker 1>produced in nineteen eighty six, with Ridley Scott directing. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>that could have been really good too. Matthew broad Rick, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer, and Charlie Sheen were all reportedly

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<v Speaker 1>considered for Johnny Utah. Val Kilmer actually Kilmer could play

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<v Speaker 1>the Patrick swayzey role.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he could do either one.

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<v Speaker 1>He could do either one. He's actually excellent. Other potential

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<v Speaker 1>titles for the film include Johnny Utah and Writers on

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<v Speaker 1>the Storm, both excellent.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have watched both.

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<v Speaker 1>This movie should have been called point break colon Writers

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<v Speaker 1>on the Storm colin exclamation point.

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<v Speaker 2>The film was nominated for three MTV Movie Awards is prestigious,

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<v Speaker 2>including Best Action Sequence for the second jump out of

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<v Speaker 2>the Plane and Most Desirable Male for both Keanu Reeves

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I have to admit I haven't seen an MTV

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<v Speaker 1>Movie Award in quite some time. Is there still a

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<v Speaker 1>Most Desirable Male?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems old timing to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean, we did Cruel Intentions and they won

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<v Speaker 2>Best Kiss, so that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that I get though. Yeah, most desirable it's.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like it's also mail. Not man, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Also just the way it's it's most desirable mail sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like something your grandmother would say to you about, like, oh, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Signed most desirable mail in your great.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, I find him the most desirable.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listeners, it's me again. Future Paul here. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe we didn't do a deeper dive into this when

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<v Speaker 2>we had the chance the MTV Movie Award for Most

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<v Speaker 2>Desirable Mail just to teaser, we're going to get into

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<v Speaker 2>this in the next Patreon episode. Everyone, if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear about it, sign up for the Patreon. This

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<v Speaker 2>is excellent stuff. Okay, back to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>In two thousand and three, a theatrical production called Point

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<v Speaker 1>Break Live premiered. Each performance features an audience member in

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<v Speaker 1>the role of Johnny Utah, who reads his or her

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<v Speaker 1>lines off of laminated cards and is led around by

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<v Speaker 1>a stage crew member. Paul, guess what, Yeah, I saw

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<v Speaker 1>you did? I did oh at a theater in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>How was it?

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<v Speaker 1>It was hilarious?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it because it's a spoof?

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<v Speaker 1>The dude, the dude who did Gary Busey was like, perfect, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I really remember. It's a spoof. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's one of those silly Yeah, it's actually I

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<v Speaker 1>saw it before I saw the movie, okay, which was

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<v Speaker 1>but still fucking funny as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Point Break has a sixty nine percent critical rating on

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<v Speaker 2>Rotten Tomatoes and a seventy nine percent audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Audience score should be one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred and ten hundred. They should have broken the meter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they should have broken the internet. Come the fuck on.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixty nine is perfect?

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<v Speaker 2>Sixty nine is perfect. I am not as in love

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<v Speaker 2>with the movie as you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I've actually think this might be one

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<v Speaker 2>where I wind up loving it more at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of this than I do right now. But I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>like a solid ninety percent on the audience score is

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<v Speaker 2>correct a hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Name a more entertaining movie than this one. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>You fucking can't.

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<v Speaker 2>The Lost Boys no answer to everything.

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<v Speaker 1>This is better, This is more. This is a more

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<v Speaker 1>entertaining film than The Lost Boys. I stand by.

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<v Speaker 2>That podcast over there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also very gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Paul, Well, you don't have to tell me that it

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<v Speaker 1>Been it could have been gayer, all right, Paul, When

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<v Speaker 1>did you first see the genius at his point break?

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<v Speaker 2>I first saw this movie twenty four hours ago.

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<v Speaker 1>And have you have you been changed forever? Has your

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? My biggest takeaway from it was was

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you should do a double header with this

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<v Speaker 2>in Showgirls like that. It's that level of like what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck is going on at certain points. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I can't fucking wait. We'll talk more about Cannu later.

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<v Speaker 2>When did you first see the movie?

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<v Speaker 1>So weirdly, not when it came out, not even when

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<v Speaker 2>I think that maybe actually been the perfect time for

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<v Speaker 1>Because what happened was a friend was visiting from out

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<v Speaker 1>is this that movie about the surfers? And she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I love this movie. It inspired you, it lifted

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<v Speaker 2>you to your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cardiovascular activity for me watching this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a true standing ovation.

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<v Speaker 1>Truly, I feel like Stefan when I'm talking about this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>This movie has everything. We'll get into that later, but

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<v Speaker 1>like she, I bless that friend, because she's right, this

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I watched it second time yesterday. Paul

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<v Speaker 1>I was the one who did the like synopsis breakdown

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<v Speaker 1>for us this time. Normally I can watch the movie

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<v Speaker 1>and just type as I'm watching it. It took me

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<v Speaker 1>three hours to watch this movie because I refuse to

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<v Speaker 1>you have to watch this movie. Guys. Watch point break. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, this is a really short episode. Just

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<v Speaker 2>Bye? Oh? Do you have an actual synopsis for the movie?

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<v Speaker 1>I do? Actual synopsis? Is this movie is perfect?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys? I think Erica likes the movie. Listeners, I

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<v Speaker 2>have a spoiler. Erica likes the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the synopsis? What's the actual iTunes synopsis?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, Oh, I forgot to read that part. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>iTunes synopsis. Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze Star and the

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<v Speaker 2>NonStop action thriller about an FBI agent lured by the

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<v Speaker 2>Rush when he goes undercover to unmask a band of

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<v Speaker 2>thrill seeking surfers who rob banks to fund their addiction

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<v Speaker 2>to pulling off the most daring score, surviving the greatest danger,

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<v Speaker 2>and riding the biggest wave. Point break, mic drop. That

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<v Speaker 2>is one sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, it is. That's how the movie feels, though.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like someone took a deep breath and just

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<v Speaker 2>This is the best synopsis we have ever encountered, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's also just bad English, which also works at the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, yep, yep, yep, yep. It's got everything. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got FBI agents, it's got undercover, undercover cops.

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<v Speaker 2>Thrill seeking surfers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Rob Banks, Banks, addiction to pulling off.

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<v Speaker 2>Scores, surviving great dangers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love it. This movie is perfect. All right, stick around.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk about point fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Break and we're back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back. We're gonna talk point break.

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<v Speaker 2>We sure are. I think I might be. I might

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<v Speaker 2>be more of an audience member of this one. Erica

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<v Speaker 2>can't sit still. She's like wiggling in her seat like

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<v Speaker 2>someone is tickling her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the memory of the movie tickling me.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So this movie opens on a slow motion shot of

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<v Speaker 1>people surfing at dawn. It's ecstatic, it's almost spiritual.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like you're joking, but it really is. The shots

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<v Speaker 2>of people surfing in the ocean in this movie are

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<v Speaker 2>genuinely stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>Genuinely so. Catherine Bigelow is a legit director. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>She's made some silly movies, this this being the pinnacle of.

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<v Speaker 2>Her sing one of them, but like she.

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<v Speaker 1>Still brings her a game. She's like, I know how

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<v Speaker 1>to tell a story. I know good structure. I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to get you to like all the characters, even

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<v Speaker 1>the bad ones. I know about a charismatic villain. I

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<v Speaker 1>know about cinematography, like the movie's beautiful top to bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>So juxtaposed with those like slow motion shots of like

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<v Speaker 1>surfers are like images of Keanu Reeves in the rain

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<v Speaker 1>at Quantico.

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<v Speaker 2>Not in the rain in a downpour any months suit.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're getting at here is Keanu Reeves in a

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<v Speaker 1>wet T shirt and like slicked back hair looking hot

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<v Speaker 1>as fuck? Yeah he really does at Quantico. At like

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<v Speaker 1>marksmanship training the FBI, he gets one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>But the marksmanship training he has to shoot these like

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<v Speaker 2>cardboard cutouts that they look like like characters in a carnival.

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<v Speaker 2>Like this can't be what Quantico training looks like?

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<v Speaker 1>What if it is?

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like he's shooting character from the children's game

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<v Speaker 2>Guess who.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all bad guys. You all deserve to get shot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he gets on.

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<v Speaker 2>So we know that Johnny Utah is a good marksman.

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<v Speaker 1>We do know that, and we also show his name

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<v Speaker 1>is Johnny Utah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not John Utah, not Jonathan.

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<v Speaker 1>Utah, not Jonathan Taylor Utah, Johnny Utah. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>movie with a character who's a main character is unronically

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<v Speaker 1>named Johnny Utah, who is ironically from Ohio and who

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<v Speaker 1>is a quarterback, like a star athlete from college football,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the other characters recognize him when they see

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<v Speaker 1>him because he was like what was his name, Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Manziel or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like Johnny unitas college quarterbacks. Yeah, hey, listeners, me again,

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<v Speaker 2>Future Paul. I think this is the last one in

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<v Speaker 2>this episode. I was just thinking about the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>we have Johnny Utah who is canonically a football quarterback,

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<v Speaker 2>and that relates to bo both Charlie Baltimore from Long Kiss,

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<v Speaker 2>good Night for the naming convention and also Flash Gordon

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<v Speaker 2>of Flash Gordon for the quarterbacking. And what an amazing

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<v Speaker 2>movie we would have if Charlie Baltimore and Johnny Utah

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<v Speaker 2>and Flash Gordon teamed up to save the world. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>back to the show, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we next joined Johnny on his first day at

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<v Speaker 1>the FBI's la Field office. We meet his director, Ben Harp, played.

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<v Speaker 2>By John C.

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<v Speaker 1>Mcinley, who you might know from Scrubs. He was the

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the character's name, the mean doctor on Scrubs.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, doctor Cox.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, my friend, thank you. Harp is showing him around.

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<v Speaker 1>He's warning him that he doesn't care for guff. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't care for people going off on their own, no

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<v Speaker 1>renegades in his field. He likes data, he likes good

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<v Speaker 1>investigative work. They run the Bank Robbery Division. La County

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<v Speaker 1>has the most bank robberies of anywhere in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>over thirteen hundred and last year alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Go big or go home is what you say.

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<v Speaker 1>And for some reason, he immediately hates Johnny. Everyone hates

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<v Speaker 1>him the second they meet.

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<v Speaker 2>Him, and like you've given a hint that he's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like an arrogant dick, but like he's actually not

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<v Speaker 2>acting like that to anybody. It's like when they walk away,

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<v Speaker 2>he makes like an Erican comment. But why does everyone

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<v Speaker 2>hate this guy? He looks like Keanu Reeves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they keep calling him a blue flame, a blue

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<v Speaker 1>flame from Quantico. Listen, kid, I don't care about your

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<v Speaker 1>hot shot Quantico Quantico training here, You're just nobody. You're

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<v Speaker 1>lower than low at the investigative office in La so

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<v Speaker 1>Harp is a total dick. This will come back later

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<v Speaker 1>in the film. It will also his dickishness makes him

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<v Speaker 1>the worst FBI agent. We're gonna talk about that later.

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<v Speaker 2>So we meet Johnny's partner, Angelo Pappis now Erica. When

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<v Speaker 2>you hear the name Angelo Pappis, yep, do you perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>picture someone Mediterranean and.

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<v Speaker 1>Al Pacino perhaps, Yeah, Joe Peshi.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like that, A DeNiro, A Paul Sorvino, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul who plays Angelo Pappus in this film. Gary Busey,

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<v Speaker 1>Gary fucking Bucy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is another And so now we're at another FBI

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<v Speaker 2>training session. Although this is not a quantico. This is

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<v Speaker 2>just training that the agents have to do. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>they have to dive into a pool blindfolded and retrieve

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<v Speaker 2>bricks from the bottom of the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, what is the purpose? What's funny is even the

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<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck do I have to do this?

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<v Speaker 1>I understand why I have to learn this at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it an excuse to have Gary Busey and in

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<v Speaker 1>his bathing suit because I don't need it. I'm fine

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<v Speaker 1>with that. I don't need that either. So, yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>introduced to Johnny. He doesn't realize Johnny is his partner

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<v Speaker 1>yet and he's like, Ah, I'm getting some new shit

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<v Speaker 1>fucking ar blah blah blah blahah partner, some asshole from Quantico.

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<v Speaker 1>And Johnny's like, yeah, that sounds terrible. And then someone's like, oh, hey, Papas,

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<v Speaker 1>I see you met your new partner Johnny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he takes off the blindfold e man. So we

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<v Speaker 2>cut to a bank robbery. It's midday and it's four

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<v Speaker 2>men and they're all wearing suits and the masks of

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about this because if they in twenty fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>when they remade the movie where they, I guess it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have been in this one yet, but like it

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like Trump, Obama, George W. Bush and

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so these guys are pros. They're in and out,

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<v Speaker 2>they avoid all the traps. The guy playing Nixon takes

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that shows a professional. Yeah, that's shows someone who

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<v Speaker 2>Development, takes his job seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of the character he's portraying. Yeah, they're in and

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<v Speaker 1>out in ninety seconds. They know to avoid the die packs.

428
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<v Speaker 1>They never hit the vault. They only hit the cash

429
00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:47.920
<v Speaker 1>registers because they're not greedy. They're just trying to get

430
00:20:47.920 --> 00:20:51.720
<v Speaker 1>in and out. So these robbers have been foiling the

431
00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:55.160
<v Speaker 1>FBI for three years. They've hit twenty seven banks in

432
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<v Speaker 1>three years. There's no leads, No one has any idea

433
00:20:57.880 --> 00:20:58.799
<v Speaker 1>who these four are.

434
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<v Speaker 2>Is there any example in modern times of like a

435
00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:05.000
<v Speaker 2>crew of bank robbers being this successful.

436
00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:08.079
<v Speaker 1>Not that I don't even know of bank robberies.

437
00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:08.799
<v Speaker 2>No, me either.

438
00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:11.279
<v Speaker 1>I feel like they don't even make the news if

439
00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.000
<v Speaker 1>they even happen anymore. Has there been a bank robbery

440
00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:14.720
<v Speaker 1>in the last decade.

441
00:21:14.839 --> 00:21:16.839
<v Speaker 2>There must have been, I just haven't heard of it

442
00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:17.480
<v Speaker 2>me either.

443
00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:20.240
<v Speaker 1>It's not even like on my top one hundred fears.

444
00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I guess it is over ATMs now caught in a

445
00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:23.119
<v Speaker 1>bank robbery.

446
00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:29.680
<v Speaker 2>So as they're leaving, Nixon bends over moons the hostages

447
00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:33.000
<v Speaker 2>thank you on each thanking you on his cheeks. Yes,

448
00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:35.319
<v Speaker 2>butt report, Uh huh, it's a good butt.

449
00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:36.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a fine butt.

450
00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:40.759
<v Speaker 2>Good spring back, yep, spring back. The clapping gets a

451
00:21:40.799 --> 00:21:41.599
<v Speaker 2>nice ripple going.

452
00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Also, they do have a close up of it later

453
00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:50.160
<v Speaker 1>because it's a freeze frame at the FBI office.

454
00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:52.319
<v Speaker 2>As I'm looking at the footage and you can't not

455
00:21:52.480 --> 00:21:53.240
<v Speaker 2>see his butthole.

456
00:21:55.480 --> 00:22:01.359
<v Speaker 1>This movie has everything. It even has Buttholes, has Gary Busey,

457
00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:05.279
<v Speaker 1>it has Keanu Reeves, it has Buttholes, It has Jimmy

458
00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:10.839
<v Speaker 1>Carter masks. All right. So, so after the robbery. Post robbery,

459
00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:13.839
<v Speaker 1>we're at the bank, Papas is downloading Johnny on like

460
00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:16.000
<v Speaker 1>who who this gang is and the fact that they've

461
00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:19.480
<v Speaker 1>been foiling the FBI for three years, and the other

462
00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:22.759
<v Speaker 1>FBI agents that are there are kind of like ribbing

463
00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Pappis because he apparently has some theory as to who

464
00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:28.079
<v Speaker 1>these people are. And they're like, you're such a fucking

465
00:22:28.119 --> 00:22:30.720
<v Speaker 1>idiot for having a theory and being a cup I

466
00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:33.119
<v Speaker 1>hate you. He suck everyone in this movie because he

467
00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:39.480
<v Speaker 1>hates everyone on contact. It's so ridiculous. He's like, how

468
00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:42.680
<v Speaker 1>dare you try to do your job, you asshole. So

469
00:22:43.000 --> 00:22:45.519
<v Speaker 1>after they hit the bank, they dumped the car, the

470
00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:48.880
<v Speaker 1>getaway car on Mulholland Drive, and Johnny volunteers him and

471
00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Papas to go look at the getaway car. Papas is

472
00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:54.519
<v Speaker 1>annoyed as fuck. He's like, I just want to go home,

473
00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:57.319
<v Speaker 1>Like we're never gonna catch these guys. Their ghosts. Don't

474
00:22:57.400 --> 00:23:01.200
<v Speaker 1>forget about it. Man, it's Chinatown. And Ken's like, Hey,

475
00:23:01.559 --> 00:23:05.079
<v Speaker 1>I know you're dead inside, but I'm not. I'm Keanu Reeves.

476
00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:08.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm wide eyed and hopeful about the world right and

477
00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.400
<v Speaker 1>I would actually like to do my fucking job. And

478
00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:12.880
<v Speaker 1>he kind of riles up Papus. He calls him like

479
00:23:12.920 --> 00:23:15.960
<v Speaker 1>a washed up Vietnam vet, which I forgot was a

480
00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:17.880
<v Speaker 1>thing you could say to someone in the eighties, which

481
00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:20.279
<v Speaker 1>doesn't feel like it's okay to say that, but they

482
00:23:20.319 --> 00:23:20.559
<v Speaker 1>want to.

483
00:23:20.759 --> 00:23:23.599
<v Speaker 2>They start screaming at each other, like this is a

484
00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:26.880
<v Speaker 2>full dick swinging contest. And we are seven minutes into

485
00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:31.480
<v Speaker 2>this movie. We've already had a butthole, We've already in

486
00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:34.279
<v Speaker 2>bead of robbery. This movie is throwing everything at the

487
00:23:34.279 --> 00:23:35.119
<v Speaker 2>wall to see what stick.

488
00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:37.359
<v Speaker 1>But also like they've known each other for four hours

489
00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:40.640
<v Speaker 1>at this point, like and they're just already fucking screaming

490
00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:43.880
<v Speaker 1>at each other. It's like the FBI office is run

491
00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:45.799
<v Speaker 1>by prison rules. You just beat someone up on the

492
00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:46.279
<v Speaker 1>first day.

493
00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:48.119
<v Speaker 2>If one of them was a woman, they would fuck

494
00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:49.599
<v Speaker 2>by the end of this movie.

495
00:23:49.359 --> 00:23:52.160
<v Speaker 1>A hundred percent. By the end of the scene, perhaps ye.

496
00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:54.799
<v Speaker 1>So Johnny riles up Papus enough to get him to

497
00:23:54.880 --> 00:23:57.440
<v Speaker 1>like him. Suddenly he's like, all right, can't I see

498
00:23:57.440 --> 00:23:59.880
<v Speaker 1>what you're doing? And I like your moxie. So they

499
00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:02.640
<v Speaker 1>become friendly and he's like, all right, so tell me

500
00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:04.720
<v Speaker 1>your theory. I know the other cops are dismissive of

501
00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:07.519
<v Speaker 1>your theory, but what is your theory? And Pappus is

502
00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:11.720
<v Speaker 1>like their surfers. And at first Johnny's like, Okay, maybe

503
00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:14.079
<v Speaker 1>you're stupid and old, and he's like, no, no, listen

504
00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:16.920
<v Speaker 1>to listen to the facts. And there are this compelling

505
00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:19.079
<v Speaker 1>evidence there was surf wax found in one of the

506
00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:22.599
<v Speaker 1>crime scenes. There's tan lines on the met you can

507
00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:25.160
<v Speaker 1>see through the masks enough to see some tan lines

508
00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:26.359
<v Speaker 1>also on the butt cheeks.

509
00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:28.200
<v Speaker 2>On the butt cheeks, that's what the tandline he's referring to.

510
00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:30.400
<v Speaker 2>That's that's when we get the butthole. Look at this

511
00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:32.039
<v Speaker 2>tan line. I'm like, how can I look at the

512
00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:34.039
<v Speaker 2>tan line when that thing is winking at me?

513
00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:38.079
<v Speaker 1>Like giving me the old brown wink. Yeah, and these

514
00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:41.720
<v Speaker 1>robberies follow like a geographical pattern that surfers follow, like

515
00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:44.039
<v Speaker 1>itinerant surfers that go up and down the coast depending

516
00:24:44.079 --> 00:24:45.359
<v Speaker 1>on where like the good surf is.

517
00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Right.

518
00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:47.880
<v Speaker 1>So that's why he has a theory that these are

519
00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:52.119
<v Speaker 1>surfers like a gang. And Johnny's like, you know what compelling,

520
00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:52.839
<v Speaker 1>let's do this.

521
00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So they decide they're going to send Johnny undercover.

522
00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:58.119
<v Speaker 2>We know he's an ex quarterback, he's very athletic. They

523
00:24:58.119 --> 00:24:59.640
<v Speaker 2>figure he'll be able to learn how to.

524
00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Surf twenty five years old.

525
00:25:01.079 --> 00:25:04.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he goes and he buys a surfboard from

526
00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:06.079
<v Speaker 2>an insufferable child.

527
00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:09.720
<v Speaker 1>It's baby Kristin Stewart, right, that is, that's actually not

528
00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:13.160
<v Speaker 1>actually but that kid looks so much like baby Christin Stewart.

529
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I saw a Kulkin, but I can see Kristin stew like.

530
00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:20.039
<v Speaker 1>Like a Stuart Culkin hybrid. Yeah, created in the lab

531
00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:21.400
<v Speaker 1>out on the paramount lot.

532
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:24.039
<v Speaker 2>PAPIs just tells him about their surf tribe. So like

533
00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:26.559
<v Speaker 2>basically there are groups of guys who surf together and

534
00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:28.119
<v Speaker 2>they kind of stick to their own group.

535
00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:30.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and they all have like different, like almost gangs,

536
00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:33.359
<v Speaker 1>Like they have different personalities. You can't just walk up

537
00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:35.440
<v Speaker 1>to the beach and like try to be friends with them.

538
00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:37.200
<v Speaker 1>You have to break into the crowd. So a couple

539
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:39.279
<v Speaker 1>of exchanges at the surf shop, the little kid is like,

540
00:25:39.319 --> 00:25:41.359
<v Speaker 1>it is so nice that you're trying something new at

541
00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:44.799
<v Speaker 1>your age, at your advanced age, and Keanu Reyes is like,

542
00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:47.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty five, and then he starts to surf and

543
00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:50.440
<v Speaker 1>he's terrible at it. He's like almost breaks his neck.

544
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:54.880
<v Speaker 1>When I was twenty five, Paul, what did you try surfing?

545
00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:55.759
<v Speaker 2>Did you really?

546
00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:57.440
<v Speaker 1>And it's so hard?

547
00:25:57.720 --> 00:25:59.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's so so hard.

548
00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:02.559
<v Speaker 1>I never felt more seen by a movie. I was like, no,

549
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:04.319
<v Speaker 1>get out of the water.

550
00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:05.920
<v Speaker 2>You really are too old for this.

551
00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:08.640
<v Speaker 1>You if you haven't learned it by now, it's too late.

552
00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever tried surfing?

553
00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:13.240
<v Speaker 2>I haven't. Every every summer my nephews go and they

554
00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:15.119
<v Speaker 2>take lessons and they see if I want to go,

555
00:26:15.160 --> 00:26:18.279
<v Speaker 2>and I'm always like no, it's so very difficult.

556
00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:21.160
<v Speaker 1>The boards are heavy, oh yeah, and so like your

557
00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:23.160
<v Speaker 1>arms get tired and then you have to it's like

558
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:26.519
<v Speaker 1>skateboarding on water. You have to have enough balance to

559
00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:29.880
<v Speaker 1>stay out. I found it to be impossible, so I

560
00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:33.079
<v Speaker 1>was like, yes, I understand this movie on another level.

561
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:36.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So he's trying to surf. He basically almost drowns

562
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:38.480
<v Speaker 2>because he's just trying. He doesn't get any lessons or anything.

563
00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:40.480
<v Speaker 2>He just goes out there to try to do it,

564
00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:44.359
<v Speaker 2>and he's saved by Tyler played by Lori Petty.

565
00:26:44.599 --> 00:26:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Yep, the romantic interest in this film is Lori Petty.

566
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:53.599
<v Speaker 2>Lori Petty has this weird energy that really works for

567
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:57.319
<v Speaker 2>some things and really doesn't work in others. And I

568
00:26:57.440 --> 00:26:58.960
<v Speaker 2>can't tell if it works in this or not.

569
00:26:59.079 --> 00:26:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I kind of think it does.

570
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm leaning towards it does, because the whole movie is

571
00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:06.160
<v Speaker 2>so bizarre that the fact that she's like always on

572
00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:09.240
<v Speaker 2>the upbeat rather than the downbeat, it kind of works. Yes, Like,

573
00:27:09.319 --> 00:27:11.319
<v Speaker 2>and she also from a certain angle, she has her

574
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:13.799
<v Speaker 2>hair chopped really short and it's dyed black and it

575
00:27:13.799 --> 00:27:15.559
<v Speaker 2>makes her eyes pop. And from a certain angle she

576
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:16.759
<v Speaker 2>looks just like Courton Cox.

577
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh for sure. She's also it's a quirky choice. Yeah,

578
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Like I like it, Like they could have gone with

579
00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:24.640
<v Speaker 1>like a blonde bombshell or like a beach bunny or

580
00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:25.079
<v Speaker 1>and she.

581
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:26.799
<v Speaker 2>Does look strong which is nice.

582
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>She looks like a tomboy. Yeah, and I think she

583
00:27:28.920 --> 00:27:30.799
<v Speaker 1>does an excellent job in the movie. I think she's

584
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:34.079
<v Speaker 1>very convincing. Yeah, but you're right, her energy is weird.

585
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:37.599
<v Speaker 1>Kanu reeves also energy. It's like a whole group of

586
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:40.720
<v Speaker 1>actors who have weird fucking energy, and none of them

587
00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:42.799
<v Speaker 1>are on the same wavelength the whole movie.

588
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's going off in their own direction, being like I

589
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:51.359
<v Speaker 2>got this, follow me, guys, guys, hey, hey, where's everyone? All?

590
00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Read one one word of the script and they're like done.

591
00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:58.279
<v Speaker 2>I got it, surfing them in. So she yells at

592
00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:00.720
<v Speaker 2>in for being a reckless newbie. She leaves him on

593
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:03.519
<v Speaker 2>the shore, but he gets her license plate and he

594
00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:05.960
<v Speaker 2>tracks her and he's trying to figure out a way

595
00:28:05.960 --> 00:28:08.200
<v Speaker 2>to get in with her. Basically, yes, and he finds

596
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:10.440
<v Speaker 2>out that both of her parents died in a plane

597
00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:11.640
<v Speaker 2>crash when she was twenty.

598
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

599
00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:15.240
<v Speaker 2>His reaction to this is got it, got it.

600
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:16.599
<v Speaker 1>I know, it's very cop like.

601
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:18.160
<v Speaker 2>It is real weird.

602
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:21.799
<v Speaker 1>It's very like he's a cop, right, and so he's

603
00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:24.160
<v Speaker 1>like just doing what he has to do to get

604
00:28:24.279 --> 00:28:28.240
<v Speaker 1>get shit done. It's intense and like cutthroat. Also here

605
00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:30.720
<v Speaker 1>quick I'm gonna do it with a quick thank you

606
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.640
<v Speaker 1>to the actress who plays the FBI data analyst in

607
00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:37.200
<v Speaker 1>the scene, because she's very She's given like two lines,

608
00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:40.720
<v Speaker 1>but she has decided to make this character sexually, voracious

609
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:44.160
<v Speaker 1>and queer. She's like obsessed with Lori Petty. As soon

610
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:46.000
<v Speaker 1>as she hears about her, she's like, ooh, she's got

611
00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:49.960
<v Speaker 1>black hair and blue eyes. Good choice, Utah, And she's like,

612
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>she's like trying to pal around with him being one

613
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:54.480
<v Speaker 1>of the guys. I fucking love this actress and this character.

614
00:28:54.680 --> 00:28:57.359
<v Speaker 1>It's this is it. You won't see her again, but

615
00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.160
<v Speaker 1>envy fucking pay of the movie.

616
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.440
<v Speaker 2>So Johnny tracks Tyler down. He gives her a story

617
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:05.920
<v Speaker 2>about how both of his parents died and how he

618
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:08.599
<v Speaker 2>realized he was living out the goals that they had

619
00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:10.559
<v Speaker 2>set for him and now he has to live his

620
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.000
<v Speaker 2>own life and he has this calling to be a.

621
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:15.599
<v Speaker 1>Surfer, right Like, he decided to move to the West

622
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Coast and he's never seen the ocean in his life

623
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>and suddenly he can't get enough of the ocean. It's

624
00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:24.279
<v Speaker 1>just dumb enough that it works on her because she's like, again,

625
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:27.680
<v Speaker 1>it's Keanu Reeves but also it's smart because he peppers

626
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:30.519
<v Speaker 1>in like real information about himself, so that if anyone

627
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:33.000
<v Speaker 1>did any type of searching on him, they'd be like, oh, yeah,

628
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:36.079
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Utah used to play football, went to law school,

629
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:38.359
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. Of course, he leaves out the part

630
00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:42.079
<v Speaker 1>about being an FBI agent, so she agrees to help him.

631
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:44.920
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'll give you one surf lesson because she's

632
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:47.799
<v Speaker 1>like he's like broken through her like tough girl exterior.

633
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:50.079
<v Speaker 1>She's like, be here at six am tomorrow. If you're

634
00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:52.440
<v Speaker 1>even a minute late, I'm out. This is why I

635
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:54.400
<v Speaker 1>could never be a surfer, Paul, aside from the fact

636
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.880
<v Speaker 1>that it's really hard and I'm very lazy. You have

637
00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:57.720
<v Speaker 1>to do it early in.

638
00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:00.319
<v Speaker 2>The morning, and apparently it's time sensitive. You can't be late.

639
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Gross gross ew ew. Any sport that you have to

640
00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:08.240
<v Speaker 1>do before the sun comes up pass, hard, pass.

641
00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:12.039
<v Speaker 2>So this montage is fairly extended, And at this point

642
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:14.680
<v Speaker 2>in the movie, I am thinking, where the fuck is

643
00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:15.960
<v Speaker 2>my Patrick Swayzey.

644
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:18.359
<v Speaker 1>Because we kind of have blown past it, like really

645
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:20.319
<v Speaker 1>quick through the beginning of the movie, but we're like

646
00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:21.359
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes.

647
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where is Patrick? I know he's in the movie,

648
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:24.359
<v Speaker 2>where is he give him to me?

649
00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Now, every time we say there is a montage, it

650
00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:30.599
<v Speaker 1>is an eight minute montage. So that first montage of

651
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Canner reeves like almost dying surfing, and again now this one,

652
00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:36.200
<v Speaker 1>they're like a full five minutes each.

653
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:38.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all beautifully shot.

654
00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.119
<v Speaker 1>There's something really like hypnotic about the movie. Yeah, I

655
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:45.799
<v Speaker 1>love I love this movie. So Paul who should appear

656
00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>as they're gliding through the water and Johnny looks into

657
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:55.799
<v Speaker 1>the ocean. My Patrick, Patrick Swayze is this peak Patrick Swayze.

658
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:58.000
<v Speaker 2>No, Johnny Castle is peak Patrick Swazey.

659
00:30:57.839 --> 00:30:59.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna disagree with you.

660
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:01.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going indeed be hearing arguments. You are allowed

661
00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:03.599
<v Speaker 2>to express an incorrect opinion.

662
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:08.039
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm going to disagree with you because there's something

663
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:13.839
<v Speaker 1>about beech bum Patrick swayzey that is so appealing. The tan,

664
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:17.640
<v Speaker 1>the like stubble, the longer hair, the fact that he

665
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:20.039
<v Speaker 1>wears literally the dumbest outfits of anyone in the whole

666
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:21.359
<v Speaker 1>movie but makes them work.

667
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Make them sexiest.

668
00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:25.319
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. Yeah, he wears like Palazzo pants at one point,

669
00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:25.839
<v Speaker 1>and I'm.

670
00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, would do.

671
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:32.279
<v Speaker 1>He wears one of those dumb sweatshirts that like all

672
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:34.359
<v Speaker 1>the kids who thinks they're they're white kids who think

673
00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:38.640
<v Speaker 1>they're Rostafarians where and he makes it look hot Yep, impossible,

674
00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:41.519
<v Speaker 1>Patrick Swayzey. It looks like he's doing his own stunts.

675
00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. When I was doing research for the movie,

676
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>they all three of them learned how to surf. And

677
00:31:46.400 --> 00:31:48.319
<v Speaker 2>Patrick Swayze, I think extra said wind up breaking like

678
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:50.880
<v Speaker 2>four ribs doing it oo like he was doing. I

679
00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>don't know that he's doing all like the super difficult stuff.

680
00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:55.559
<v Speaker 2>But like most of the shots of them surfing in

681
00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:57.279
<v Speaker 2>the movie are the actual actors surfing.

682
00:31:57.400 --> 00:32:00.519
<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yet because there's a scene is Gore just shot

683
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:03.119
<v Speaker 1>of him like with the water kind of cascading over

684
00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:05.759
<v Speaker 1>him as he's gliding through like a tunnel and you

685
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:07.799
<v Speaker 1>can see clearly it's Patrick Swayze's face.

686
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:09.279
<v Speaker 2>It is beautiful, I.

687
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Mean stunning, and like he's a dancer, right, so he

688
00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:13.559
<v Speaker 1>knows how to move his body to maximum effect to

689
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.200
<v Speaker 1>like create a look and damn.

690
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:18.960
<v Speaker 2>So he runs up and he just plants one on

691
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:20.319
<v Speaker 2>Tyler right in front of Johnny.

692
00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:23.440
<v Speaker 1>But first before let's talk about like he sees body

693
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:26.640
<v Speaker 1>but his name is body. Patrick Swayzey. Johnny sees Body

694
00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:29.039
<v Speaker 1>and immediately is like, yes.

695
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my pants are tight.

696
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like he is into Body, right.

697
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:34.039
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm talking about his erection.

698
00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:39.640
<v Speaker 1>He's like entranced, and which as we all should be, because

699
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Body is stunningly he's a surf of God. Yeah, but

700
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:45.920
<v Speaker 1>like I just want to mention that because from the jump,

701
00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>these two are obsessed with each other.

702
00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Continue, So Body runs up, He kisses Tyler right in

703
00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:53.319
<v Speaker 2>front of right in front of Johnny says, oh, are

704
00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:56.599
<v Speaker 2>you replacing me? And she asks, well, where have you been?

705
00:32:56.640 --> 00:32:58.759
<v Speaker 2>And he brushes it off. And so clearly they have

706
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>a history, but doesn't seem like they're actually currently dating.

707
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:04.240
<v Speaker 2>They maybe used to sleep together or something. Yeah, this

708
00:33:04.279 --> 00:33:06.279
<v Speaker 2>is not like, oh I've been caught cheating situation. Yeah.

709
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>She says at one point, oh, yeah, I know him,

710
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:09.880
<v Speaker 1>that's Body, and then she talks about him and how

711
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:12.400
<v Speaker 1>he's like a she doesn't say surf junkie. She says

712
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:14.559
<v Speaker 1>something like he's looking for the ultimate ride.

713
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:17.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's intense, he'll do anything to get the perfect wave.

714
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so she knows about him. So, but the

715
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:24.119
<v Speaker 1>two men start sizing each other up, kind of like hmm, okay,

716
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:27.480
<v Speaker 1>hmm okay, and then Johnny catches a football that someone

717
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>throws and there's no like, hey, do you want to

718
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:31.279
<v Speaker 1>play with us? They just cut to a scene of

719
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:32.480
<v Speaker 1>all of them playing football on the beat.

720
00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:34.559
<v Speaker 2>They also cut to a scene that's clearly hours later,

721
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:36.480
<v Speaker 2>because it goes to a full night with a bonfire.

722
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I can only assume that Body and Johnny fucked in

723
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:39.920
<v Speaker 2>the sand during that time.

724
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Let's say, yes, behind the dunes on top of their surfboards.

725
00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:46.519
<v Speaker 2>So they're playing, and at a certain point, Johnny winds

726
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.160
<v Speaker 2>up tackling Body into the surf.

727
00:33:48.279 --> 00:33:50.759
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because Johnny is so clearly better than

728
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:53.200
<v Speaker 1>everyone else, but in like a hilariously like they are

729
00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:56.440
<v Speaker 1>way overmatched the whole team. He tackles like seven guys

730
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.359
<v Speaker 1>to get to Body, who has the ball, and then

731
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:00.359
<v Speaker 1>like tackles him in the in the ocean. Yeah, and

732
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.599
<v Speaker 1>they all get They wind up all wet and tangled

733
00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:04.720
<v Speaker 1>with each other. Yeah, And some of the other guys

734
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.920
<v Speaker 1>are like, yo, man's that wasn't cool, And Body's like, no,

735
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>it's fine. Don't you guys recognize him? That's Johnny Utah.

736
00:34:11.079 --> 00:34:12.559
<v Speaker 1>As soon as he says that, all the other guys

737
00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:15.880
<v Speaker 1>are like, oh, dude, from the Rose Bowl two years ago.

738
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:18.800
<v Speaker 2>We find out he had to sustained a career ending

739
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:20.920
<v Speaker 2>injury on his knee, which is the only reason he

740
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:23.679
<v Speaker 2>didn't go to the NFL. Yeah, just the idea that

741
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:28.079
<v Speaker 2>these beach bums would care enough about college football.

742
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:31.599
<v Speaker 1>That is true. That's not two cultures that I feel

743
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>like mixed.

744
00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:37.519
<v Speaker 2>We don't see these guys watch TV the entire movie.

745
00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Or give a fuck about any.

746
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Sort I think other than surfing.

747
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's so. That is weird. But maybe that's

748
00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>like their winter thing because they can't surf in the winter,

749
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:48.119
<v Speaker 1>so they watch college football. Sure, let's do that.

750
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:51.119
<v Speaker 2>Sure. Yeah, so they kind of accept Johnny into their

751
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:54.239
<v Speaker 2>tribe at that point. Cut to the FBI office. Johnny

752
00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:57.480
<v Speaker 2>springs his surfboard. By the way, you should mention is magenta.

753
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.360
<v Speaker 1>It iss. It is commented on by every real surfer

754
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:02.880
<v Speaker 1>in the movie. They're all like, well, that's that's quite

755
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:05.800
<v Speaker 1>a board you have there. He bought like the dumbest gurliest.

756
00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.599
<v Speaker 1>It's like magenta and has like a sun sunrise on

757
00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:11.679
<v Speaker 1>it or something. It's not good. No, he brings his

758
00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>board to the office. There's a scene where harp. The

759
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:17.400
<v Speaker 1>director like reams him and pop Us out for wasting

760
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:20.519
<v Speaker 1>their time on surfers when like, apparently two weeks have

761
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:22.800
<v Speaker 1>passed and these guys have already hit two more banks,

762
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:26.440
<v Speaker 1>so they're getting nowhere with these like spending their days

763
00:35:26.440 --> 00:35:29.440
<v Speaker 1>at the beach. And he's just like, he's such an asshole.

764
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

765
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:33.119
<v Speaker 1>I love when a character is just an unredeemable asshole

766
00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:37.000
<v Speaker 1>for no reason. McGinley plays it so perfectly.

767
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he is one of our great assholes on film.

768
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Not as great as the asshole we saw earlier, but

769
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:44.000
<v Speaker 2>close close.

770
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:47.280
<v Speaker 1>All right. So he reams them out. So basically they're

771
00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:49.599
<v Speaker 1>they're in hot water with the FBI, but they get

772
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:51.840
<v Speaker 1>a break in the case. One of the guards at

773
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.639
<v Speaker 1>one of the banks that these guys hit in the

774
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:56.639
<v Speaker 1>last two weeks got some hair off of one of

775
00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>the guys, off of one of the bank robbers, and

776
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.960
<v Speaker 1>the hare has traces of certain toxins that you find

777
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:05.559
<v Speaker 1>it like chemical spills. So this actually does enhance the

778
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:07.679
<v Speaker 1>theory that these are surfers, because these are people who

779
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:10.199
<v Speaker 1>spend a lot of time in the water. So now

780
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:13.199
<v Speaker 1>he hit a scene where Johnny and Papus go up

781
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:16.039
<v Speaker 1>and down the coast to like beaches that have been

782
00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:19.639
<v Speaker 1>closed because of chemical spills. Yeah, and the steel hair

783
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:21.119
<v Speaker 1>from surfers.

784
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Papus does it by literally just clipping the hair off

785
00:36:26.039 --> 00:36:26.400
<v Speaker 2>their heads.

786
00:36:26.480 --> 00:36:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Like he finds two guys on the beach that are

787
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:30.960
<v Speaker 1>smoking weed, I think, and he's like, I'm a cop

788
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh fuck, we're in trouble. He's like, nope,

789
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:34.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna need your hair, and he literally just

790
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:36.079
<v Speaker 1>cuts the hair and walks away.

791
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:40.360
<v Speaker 2>And Johnny like pretends this other guy has like a

792
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:42.239
<v Speaker 2>bug on him and he just rips some hair out

793
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:43.559
<v Speaker 2>of his head. He's like, oh, I got the bug?

794
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:44.840
<v Speaker 2>What is happening.

795
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Also, Johnny his undercover undercover Personona here is Ted from

796
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Bill and Ted. He's like, dude, I got the bug.

797
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:53.960
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my god. I needed to

798
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:56.320
<v Speaker 1>hear that voice so badly in this movie. I'm so

799
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:59.360
<v Speaker 1>glad he did it. He doesn't do it again, which

800
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.039
<v Speaker 1>is unfortun Yeah, but we do get a littlettle taste

801
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:04.559
<v Speaker 1>of Bill Yeah from Bill and Dead.

802
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:07.960
<v Speaker 2>So Johnny starts surfing at the beach, Pappus does the

803
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:11.559
<v Speaker 2>steak out, So Papas is like the guy his backup, Yeah,

804
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:14.760
<v Speaker 2>and Johnny pisses off a local surf group that we

805
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:18.199
<v Speaker 2>later find out are surf Nazis. Yeah, do you know

806
00:37:18.239 --> 00:37:19.719
<v Speaker 2>where else we saw surf Nazis?

807
00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:22.320
<v Speaker 1>The Lost Boys? Are these twin films?

808
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:23.320
<v Speaker 2>They are?

809
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Is this the Romulus and Remiss for movies? Should we

810
00:37:26.920 --> 00:37:28.039
<v Speaker 1>end the podcast after this?

811
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:31.639
<v Speaker 2>We've peaked When they said surf Nazis, I just about

812
00:37:31.639 --> 00:37:35.199
<v Speaker 2>fell off the couch from a seated position. These are

813
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:37.519
<v Speaker 2>the people who get killed by the Lost Boys and

814
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:38.280
<v Speaker 2>the Lost Boys.

815
00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so this is a tribe of asshole surf like

816
00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:42.840
<v Speaker 1>meth head surfers.

817
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Did you catch who one of them is?

818
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Anthony Ketis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This movie

819
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:54.400
<v Speaker 1>has everything. It has chemical spills, it has surfboards, it

820
00:37:54.440 --> 00:37:57.239
<v Speaker 1>has the lead singer to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

821
00:37:57.639 --> 00:37:59.920
<v Speaker 1>And you know what, he's not bad, No, he's fine.

822
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.599
<v Speaker 1>It's one of the better like musical musical.

823
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's asked to do very little.

824
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Like when a musician is like in a movie sometimes

825
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.039
<v Speaker 1>they're just they stick out, and he actually fits in beautifully.

826
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

827
00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:14.280
<v Speaker 1>So there's a weird scene where so Johnny goes to

828
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:16.320
<v Speaker 1>surf at this beach that they have now determined is

829
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:19.159
<v Speaker 1>the beach where these guys hang out, and he's like

830
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:21.599
<v Speaker 1>accosted by all the locals. They're they're like, there's one

831
00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:24.400
<v Speaker 1>guy that actually punches him in the face and says

832
00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:27.920
<v Speaker 1>politeness is key man. And he's punching him in the

833
00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:30.440
<v Speaker 1>face because I guess Johnny got in his way while

834
00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:32.920
<v Speaker 1>they were surfing. Then Johnny goes to have We're treated

835
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>to an amazing shot of Cannon Reeves under like a

836
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:37.960
<v Speaker 1>water as he's like washing himself.

837
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:39.840
<v Speaker 2>On the beach, sadly still in a wet suit, still.

838
00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:41.599
<v Speaker 1>In a wetsuit, but that's okay because we're about to

839
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:44.199
<v Speaker 1>get a shirtless Patrick sways and four of the surf

840
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Nazis like circle him and they're like, we don't like

841
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:49.840
<v Speaker 1>outsiders in our in our on our little beach, and

842
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:52.800
<v Speaker 1>he's like, fuck off, I'm not afraid of you. They

843
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:55.639
<v Speaker 1>don't know they're talking to an FBI agent, and they

844
00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:57.199
<v Speaker 1>just start to kick the shit out of him, and

845
00:38:57.239 --> 00:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>he fights back pretty hard in his defense. But then

846
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.719
<v Speaker 1>body comes in like a angel.

847
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:05.280
<v Speaker 2>Again. We have karate, we have like kicks. It's not

848
00:39:05.320 --> 00:39:06.840
<v Speaker 2>like a it's not like a It.

849
00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.079
<v Speaker 1>Felt like the heat had just done the movie Roadhouse

850
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:12.000
<v Speaker 1>and like Patrick Swayzey and like the and like Catherine

851
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.599
<v Speaker 1>Bigelow was like, can you still remember those Roadhouse moves?

852
00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Because I don't want to have to get into a choreographer.

853
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for this, you.

854
00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Want to just do it yourself. And he's like fuck

855
00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:20.679
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah.

856
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I also like, I wouldn't recommend kicking someone with a

857
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:26.280
<v Speaker 2>bare foot unless you really know what you're doing. I mean,

858
00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:27.360
<v Speaker 2>easy way to break a toe.

859
00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Patrick Swayzey knows what he's doing.

860
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:29.440
<v Speaker 2>That's true.

861
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So shirtless sex god Patrick Swayzey comes in and

862
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>the two of them take on the entire surf Nazi

863
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.519
<v Speaker 1>game and win and win. So then they're leaving the

864
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:39.639
<v Speaker 1>beach and as they're leaving the beach, Pappas comes in.

865
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:42.000
<v Speaker 1>He's Undercover two and he's like, hey, have you guys

866
00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:44.960
<v Speaker 1>seen my dog or whatever? And Patrick Swayzey's like, oh not.

867
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:47.599
<v Speaker 1>Patrick Swayzey Canneryves is like no, but you might want

868
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:50.119
<v Speaker 1>to ask those four guys on the beach there like

869
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.440
<v Speaker 1>signaling to his partner, I think we found our crew

870
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:56.039
<v Speaker 1>of bank robbers. And then we're treated to like another

871
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:59.320
<v Speaker 1>like scene of body and Johnny falling in love as

872
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:02.400
<v Speaker 1>they walked to the car, and Body starts to talk

873
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:06.199
<v Speaker 1>about his like his spiritual quest and that's why he surfs,

874
00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:08.599
<v Speaker 1>and how like guys like that don't understand it. They

875
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:11.199
<v Speaker 1>might enjoy the sport of surfing, but they'll all they

876
00:40:11.199 --> 00:40:14.440
<v Speaker 1>want to do is get radical, which I love early

877
00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>nineties lingo. All they care about is getting radical, man,

878
00:40:18.280 --> 00:40:21.239
<v Speaker 1>and they don't understand that, like surfing is about being

879
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.880
<v Speaker 1>one with the earth. Blah blah blah blah. I could

880
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:25.920
<v Speaker 1>barely listen to it. Like if he did not look

881
00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:27.760
<v Speaker 1>like Patrick Swayzey, I'd be like, fuck off.

882
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But they're also kind of setting him up to

883
00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:33.880
<v Speaker 2>be this cult of personality like that that he's supposed

884
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:38.199
<v Speaker 2>to have this charisma that is almost irresistible. Yes, And

885
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:39.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

886
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I think Patrick's rale.

887
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Pulls it off pretty well.

888
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:44.239
<v Speaker 1>He's like a guru. He's like, he's like a shitty

889
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:45.519
<v Speaker 1>Charles Manson guru.

890
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Right. So Body invites Johnny over to his house that

891
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:52.119
<v Speaker 2>night because he's having a party in his pants. Before that,

892
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:55.599
<v Speaker 2>Johnny and Pappus are tailing the surf Nazis. They find

893
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:58.079
<v Speaker 2>out they have a history of violent crime and.

894
00:40:58.000 --> 00:40:59.360
<v Speaker 1>They're lots of drug offenses.

895
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeap. So they put a detail on their house and

896
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.719
<v Speaker 2>they get a warrant to raid the house. Yeah, next morning.

897
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:06.920
<v Speaker 1>The plan is to by by morning the warrant should

898
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:08.760
<v Speaker 1>come through and the FBI is going to raid the house.

899
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:11.880
<v Speaker 2>This is incredibly shoddy detective work.

900
00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I know literally, like they're kind of dicks. So they're

901
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.480
<v Speaker 1>probably are bank robbers, yeah, forget the fact that these

902
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:21.519
<v Speaker 1>guys are clearly like all mentally ill, yeah, and probably

903
00:41:21.559 --> 00:41:24.400
<v Speaker 1>couldn't pull off a complicated bank run.

904
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Don't even check the whereabouts, like, come on a little more.

905
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I think.

906
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a theme in this film. There's a lot

907
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.079
<v Speaker 1>of real shoddy police work.

908
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:36.599
<v Speaker 2>So Johnny goes to the party Tyler's with him. There

909
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:38.039
<v Speaker 2>are fire eaters at this party.

910
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:43.519
<v Speaker 1>There are fire This movie has everything. It has fire eaters,

911
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:46.800
<v Speaker 1>it has it has Lori Petty in a really really

912
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:53.360
<v Speaker 1>cute velvet dress. It has Patrick Swayzey eating a line

913
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:54.400
<v Speaker 1>out of a woman's mouth.

914
00:41:54.519 --> 00:41:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Its everyone's talking about riding the big Wave. Body tells

915
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Johnny that once every fifty years is a winter storm

916
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:04.880
<v Speaker 2>off of Antarctica that creates the largest surf man has

917
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:07.840
<v Speaker 2>ever seen off of Bell's beach in Australia and that

918
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:11.880
<v Speaker 2>he intends to ride and possibly die in it next year.

919
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:14.119
<v Speaker 1>That's like the greatest, the greatest way to die.

920
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

921
00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:16.360
<v Speaker 1>What's so funny too, is I love this movie, but

922
00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:18.239
<v Speaker 1>if I met any of these characters in real life,

923
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I'd hate them on site.

924
00:42:20.039 --> 00:42:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I pushed them into traffic immediately immediately.

925
00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Who's the one character you think you could be friends

926
00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:28.079
<v Speaker 1>with in this movie? I'm gonna go with the FBI

927
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:28.880
<v Speaker 1>analyst lady.

928
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:30.639
<v Speaker 2>I think I could be friends with Tyler.

929
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:31.920
<v Speaker 1>She's a lot.

930
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:34.800
<v Speaker 2>She's a lot, but at least is holding down a

931
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.440
<v Speaker 2>job and like, I mean, she likes surfing. We wouldn't

932
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:38.880
<v Speaker 2>have a lot in common, but she seems like to

933
00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:41.119
<v Speaker 2>generally basically have her shit together.

934
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Fair enough, fair enough. Also, she's the aside from Johnny,

935
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:46.519
<v Speaker 1>she's the only person in this tribe that doesn't have

936
00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>like a weird, dumb, fake made name. Literally, everyone's like,

937
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:53.280
<v Speaker 1>my name's Roach, my name's I don't know, win, Romit,

938
00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>wind Hammer, I don't know what would your surf name be?

939
00:42:56.239 --> 00:43:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh well, my first thought is maybe, like, because

940
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:02.519
<v Speaker 2>everyone would know that I'm scared of sharks, they would

941
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:04.519
<v Speaker 2>just call me shark. So when they the people just

942
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:06.400
<v Speaker 2>keep yelling shark at me while I was in the ocean.

943
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're you're anticipating your friends being dicks.

944
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe they'd call me because Glee famously said that

945
00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:15.360
<v Speaker 2>dolphins are gay sharks, So maybe I would be dolphins.

946
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice. I like that.

947
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:18.440
<v Speaker 2>What would yours be?

948
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Mine would be hump back because I would rule the ocean.

949
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:26.119
<v Speaker 1>And also I have a terrible hump on my back.

950
00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:30.440
<v Speaker 1>That would be fine. Okay, so you okay, So Tyler,

951
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I like the only two like people we could that

952
00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:34.800
<v Speaker 1>are not insufferable, or the only two women.

953
00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:35.679
<v Speaker 2>In the movie. Only two.

954
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:38.360
<v Speaker 1>This movie does not pass the Bechtel test.

955
00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh it doesn't even try to.

956
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:42.440
<v Speaker 1>No, there's literally one female character with a name. And

957
00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:45.840
<v Speaker 1>then we have the data analyst lady who's just given

958
00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:46.320
<v Speaker 1>me life.

959
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:47.519
<v Speaker 2>And the surf not yetes.

960
00:43:48.280 --> 00:43:52.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, yeah, they're coming up. Tyler's bored with all

961
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:55.679
<v Speaker 1>their casual attitudes about dying in the ocean, because remember

962
00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:58.360
<v Speaker 1>she's someone who's experienced death, and she's like, you know what, guys,

963
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.599
<v Speaker 1>it's not so cool. So she goes in the house

964
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:03.119
<v Speaker 1>and Johnny comes after her. They're just kind of like

965
00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:06.360
<v Speaker 1>chatting about about Body and about how like intense this all,

966
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:09.599
<v Speaker 1>this whole situation is. And Body comes in and he's like,

967
00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I have an idea. You guys follow me, and he

968
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:16.119
<v Speaker 1>takes them out for a midnight surf and Johnny is

969
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:19.159
<v Speaker 1>very smartly terrified. He's like, oh, I can't even surf

970
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:22.119
<v Speaker 1>in the day during daylight, Like I'm gonna die out here.

971
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:23.760
<v Speaker 1>He keeps saying, I'm gonna die out here. I don't

972
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:26.519
<v Speaker 1>want to do this Lori. Petty's character kind of is

973
00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:30.480
<v Speaker 1>like it's fine, you'll be okay. Body like swims up

974
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:32.760
<v Speaker 1>next to him and in his sexy Patrick's swayzy voice

975
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:37.639
<v Speaker 1>is like just listen to the water Man and Johnny's

976
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.599
<v Speaker 1>like okay, and then they surf together, and that's I

977
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:43.360
<v Speaker 1>think the moment Johnny falls in love with surfing, right,

978
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:46.079
<v Speaker 1>and well, he's already been in love with Body. He'd

979
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:51.159
<v Speaker 1>been Johnny ben Body that made no sense. But he's

980
00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:54.440
<v Speaker 1>like now fully in love with surfing. He's like ecstatic.

981
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:57.159
<v Speaker 1>He has this like amazing like like new Lisa on

982
00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>life because he's found surfing. Look, I gets if you're

983
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:06.039
<v Speaker 1>into surfing, cool, yeah, cool cool cool, But like they

984
00:45:06.199 --> 00:45:08.159
<v Speaker 1>treat surfing in this movie like Heroin.

985
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

986
00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:14.239
<v Speaker 1>So Johnny comes back to the beach and Lori Petty

987
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:16.719
<v Speaker 1>is like, Wow, you look like a totally different person.

988
00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:19.800
<v Speaker 1>You look so happy. She's like, normally you have a

989
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>scowl on your face, like you're doing some kind of

990
00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:25.920
<v Speaker 1>class projects, which is excellent writing because he really is

991
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:29.039
<v Speaker 1>doing a class project. The other surfers kind of leave

992
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:31.960
<v Speaker 1>the exaus they realize that, like there's something happening between

993
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:35.119
<v Speaker 1>Tyler and Johnny, and they leave, and Tyler and Johnny

994
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:36.159
<v Speaker 1>stay and bone on the beach.

995
00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Yep. Wake up the next morning and Johnny realizes he's

996
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:42.000
<v Speaker 2>late for the raid that he set up.

997
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:44.360
<v Speaker 1>There's a very sexy moment where he knows he's late,

998
00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:46.159
<v Speaker 1>but he can't stop kissing her anyway.

999
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:48.039
<v Speaker 2>Even though they just slept on the beach in morning breath.

1000
00:45:48.199 --> 00:45:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't care. It's Cannon Reeves, Canna Reeves being sexy.

1001
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:55.119
<v Speaker 1>This is the first time, honestly that I've gotten Kennu Reeves.

1002
00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:57.440
<v Speaker 1>I've always loved him as an actor. I think he's

1003
00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:01.519
<v Speaker 1>so entertaining. I've never understood the sexiness this time yesterday,

1004
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:04.599
<v Speaker 1>yesterday night, watching this movie, I was like, yes, I

1005
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:05.039
<v Speaker 1>get it.

1006
00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:07.880
<v Speaker 2>He's very sexy in this movie. Yeah, So he gets

1007
00:46:07.880 --> 00:46:10.760
<v Speaker 2>to the raid. As the raid progresses, we realize that

1008
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:13.599
<v Speaker 2>the surf Nazis have like a full arsenal of guns

1009
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:17.960
<v Speaker 2>in their house. The raid goes south very quickly, immediately

1010
00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:22.400
<v Speaker 2>immediately that there is a lot of gunfire. Surf Nazis

1011
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:25.320
<v Speaker 2>are getting killed. One of the surf Nazi yats, their

1012
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:27.519
<v Speaker 2>girlfriend is in the shower and she starts beating up

1013
00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Johnny fully nude.

1014
00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, also one of the At one point, one of

1015
00:46:31.400 --> 00:46:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the surf Nazis like takes his own girlfriend hostage because

1016
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:35.480
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to get the fuck out of the house

1017
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:38.280
<v Speaker 1>and there's FBI agents everywhere, and he's like, I'll kill

1018
00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:40.519
<v Speaker 1>the bitch, you swear. Yeah, And that's the one Papa

1019
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:42.840
<v Speaker 1>shoots in the head. Yeah, it goes south because Johnny

1020
00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:45.320
<v Speaker 1>is trying to signal the other FBI agents to that,

1021
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:48.559
<v Speaker 1>like there's an arsenal in the house, get like ab abort, abort,

1022
00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:50.559
<v Speaker 1>But the guy next door is mowing his.

1023
00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:54.079
<v Speaker 2>Lawn Chekhov's loannemower, like the lawnmower.

1024
00:46:53.599 --> 00:46:57.719
<v Speaker 1>So loud that an FBI agent is incapable of telling

1025
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 1>his crew to like abhor mission on a very dangerous raid,

1026
00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:05.679
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I think the FBI should maybe have

1027
00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:09.199
<v Speaker 1>some better equipment or perhaps tell the gentleman to not

1028
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:11.960
<v Speaker 1>mow his lawn. Yeah, at quite this moment.

1029
00:47:11.719 --> 00:47:13.119
<v Speaker 2>There's gonna have to be a lot of gunfire.

1030
00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I feel like no one did any research on the

1031
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:16.880
<v Speaker 1>FBI before they wrote.

1032
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:18.480
<v Speaker 2>This movie terribly planned raid.

1033
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:20.719
<v Speaker 1>They just were like, yeah, whatever, they're in the FBI.

1034
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:22.840
<v Speaker 1>This all makes sense. Shut up, don't ask questions.

1035
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they managed to get out of the out

1036
00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:29.199
<v Speaker 2>of the surf Nazi raid unscathed. Yeah.

1037
00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:31.800
<v Speaker 1>At one point, Johnny's head is being held right up

1038
00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:33.880
<v Speaker 1>against the lawnmower. It's the coolest fuck shot.

1039
00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:37.079
<v Speaker 2>I actually watched through my fingers because I thought I

1040
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:38.960
<v Speaker 2>didn't think he was going to get going to lawnmower,

1041
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:41.119
<v Speaker 2>but I thought the guy fighting it was yeah, and

1042
00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:42.039
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to see it.

1043
00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fair, that would have been gnarly. Yeah, it's a

1044
00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:47.320
<v Speaker 1>cool shot. And like, of course Papa saves him and

1045
00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:50.360
<v Speaker 1>like gets the guy. So some of the surf Nazis die.

1046
00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:54.400
<v Speaker 1>All the FBI agents survive, but they can't celebrate because

1047
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:56.960
<v Speaker 1>they find no evidence that these are their bank robbers.

1048
00:47:56.960 --> 00:48:00.440
<v Speaker 1>No masks anywhere and a special Agent D of the

1049
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.079
<v Speaker 1>DEA played uncredited by Tom Sizemore, is.

1050
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:07.280
<v Speaker 2>That Tom Sizemore, Tom size Moore. I did not recognize him.

1051
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:10.440
<v Speaker 1>He shows up and he reams them out because he

1052
00:48:10.599 --> 00:48:14.119
<v Speaker 1>has been undercover with the surf Nazis for fucking months

1053
00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:16.639
<v Speaker 1>because they are meth traffickers and he was trying to

1054
00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:20.239
<v Speaker 1>get to the main meth trafficker through them, And now

1055
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:23.519
<v Speaker 1>the fucking raide is ruined. And this this is the thing.

1056
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Another thing about like TV shows about cops and movies

1057
00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:28.800
<v Speaker 1>about cops is like when they don't work together. Yeah,

1058
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:31.280
<v Speaker 1>and there's always that scene where they're like, just because

1059
00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:34.639
<v Speaker 1>you tried to arrest these guys, you ruined my case.

1060
00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:37.199
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, why don't you guys talk to each other.

1061
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:42.559
<v Speaker 2>This movie has everything. It has meth traffickers, It has lawnmowers,

1062
00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:45.880
<v Speaker 2>It has surf nazi ets fully naked beating the shit

1063
00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:46.599
<v Speaker 2>at FBI he.

1064
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:50.840
<v Speaker 1>It has Tom Sizemore, It has Anthony keat Is getting

1065
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:54.239
<v Speaker 1>shot in the foot and a closeup of him screaming.

1066
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:58.519
<v Speaker 2>So we cut to Johnny in bed with Tyler. It's

1067
00:48:58.559 --> 00:49:00.679
<v Speaker 2>one of those shots where it's an air shot and

1068
00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:03.079
<v Speaker 2>he's she's kind of croll up sleeping next to him,

1069
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:05.920
<v Speaker 2>and he's just staring at the ceiling. He's very upset.

1070
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:08.800
<v Speaker 2>His confidence has clearly been shaken.

1071
00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because the first person he saw who was like

1072
00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:13.920
<v Speaker 1>those are the bank robbers turned out and didn't do

1073
00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:17.719
<v Speaker 1>any further research and not be the bank robbers. Who

1074
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:19.039
<v Speaker 1>could have seen that coming Paul.

1075
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:22.239
<v Speaker 2>So the buzzer rings and it's Body and the crew

1076
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:26.039
<v Speaker 2>and they all go surfing, and Johnny sees how Body

1077
00:49:26.599 --> 00:49:28.559
<v Speaker 2>and all of his friends are like a team. They're

1078
00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:34.519
<v Speaker 2>like a well oiled machine. And then while surfing, one

1079
00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:38.880
<v Speaker 2>of the guys pulls down his pants and moons his friends.

1080
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:41.920
<v Speaker 1>And Johnny suddenly like it all clicks yep, and he's like, hey,

1081
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:45.480
<v Speaker 1>this group works really well together and they have a charismatic,

1082
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:46.400
<v Speaker 1>smart leader and.

1083
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:48.599
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, I've seen that butthole.

1084
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:55.760
<v Speaker 1>So he puts eight and eight together and comes up

1085
00:49:55.800 --> 00:49:59.400
<v Speaker 1>with sixteen because he had the answer in front of him. All.

1086
00:49:59.559 --> 00:50:02.360
<v Speaker 1>It's like the OZ sometimes the answers in front of

1087
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:02.960
<v Speaker 1>you the whole time.

1088
00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:03.639
<v Speaker 2>It's inside you.

1089
00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:04.400
<v Speaker 1>It's inside you.

1090
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:08.800
<v Speaker 2>So he tells Papus his theory. Body and the guys,

1091
00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:11.559
<v Speaker 2>the ex presidents he's been tailing Body. So we have

1092
00:50:11.599 --> 00:50:13.239
<v Speaker 2>a time jump here because it goes right from that

1093
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.719
<v Speaker 2>to like a scene with him and Papas and he

1094
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:18.599
<v Speaker 2>is telling him he's been telling body, body's been going

1095
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:20.840
<v Speaker 2>to this bank. He thinks he's casing the bank. He's

1096
00:50:20.840 --> 00:50:22.280
<v Speaker 2>sure this is the next hit.

1097
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:25.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And also Body is ready to like move on

1098
00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:27.800
<v Speaker 1>for the summer because he's cleaned out his house. So

1099
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:30.599
<v Speaker 1>they've really got to get to them at this next

1100
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:32.400
<v Speaker 1>robbery or else they're going to lose them for like

1101
00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:36.039
<v Speaker 1>a year. So we cut to them sticking out the bank.

1102
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:40.199
<v Speaker 1>It's it's ten thirty in the morning. Man, this is

1103
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:43.199
<v Speaker 1>Keanu as Papa's is like, I'm starving.

1104
00:50:44.679 --> 00:50:48.239
<v Speaker 2>It sets him to get two full sized meatball subs.

1105
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not one for each of them.

1106
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine the heartburn?

1107
00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:54.639
<v Speaker 1>Two for just you at ten to thirty in the morning.

1108
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh God.

1109
00:50:56.360 --> 00:50:59.079
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, go, hey, Nuby, go get me a sandwich.

1110
00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:02.679
<v Speaker 1>And he's fine. So Keanu Reeves goes to like the

1111
00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:05.320
<v Speaker 1>sandwich Kiosk to get this enormous amount of food at

1112
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:07.840
<v Speaker 1>ten thirty in the morning. He's ordering a ton of food.

1113
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:09.639
<v Speaker 1>As he's ordering, it.

1114
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Comes to seven dollars and forty eight cents.

1115
00:51:11.559 --> 00:51:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh I miss that. Oh my god, does it really?

1116
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh I got tacos earlier today they were ten dollars.

1117
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:23.920
<v Speaker 1>So while he's ordering the food, in the background, we

1118
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:26.039
<v Speaker 1>can see the car pulling up to the bank and

1119
00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:28.920
<v Speaker 1>the four bank robbers getting out right and going into

1120
00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:31.599
<v Speaker 1>the bank real quietly. By the time he returns to

1121
00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:34.360
<v Speaker 1>the car, they're still in the bank. They see them

1122
00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:37.679
<v Speaker 1>leaving the bank, so now they're like, oh shit, chase, Chase, Chase.

1123
00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:40.079
<v Speaker 1>So they give chase. So there's a car chase through

1124
00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:42.159
<v Speaker 1>the streets of La with the bank robbers, the ex

1125
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:45.159
<v Speaker 1>presidents in one car and Papa's and Johnny Utah.

1126
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:45.480
<v Speaker 2>And the other.

1127
00:51:46.920 --> 00:51:48.840
<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite part of a whole movie. This

1128
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:51.559
<v Speaker 1>top to bottom of everything that's about to happen is

1129
00:51:51.559 --> 00:51:55.039
<v Speaker 1>fucking awesome. Okay, So they start in a car chase.

1130
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Papa's is shooting at their car and like they're shooting

1131
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:01.679
<v Speaker 1>back at them. Then they both accidentally run over those

1132
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:03.719
<v Speaker 1>like spikes in the road like they're trying to they're

1133
00:52:03.719 --> 00:52:06.840
<v Speaker 1>trying to jump into like a parking area, and all

1134
00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:09.960
<v Speaker 1>their tires are blown out on both cars. They're still driving.

1135
00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:12.480
<v Speaker 1>They're driving on like naked tires to like a local

1136
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.639
<v Speaker 1>gas station where they steal a car and they get

1137
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:17.360
<v Speaker 1>in the car and they're like, come on, body man,

1138
00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:18.960
<v Speaker 1>get in the car. We gotta hurry.

1139
00:52:18.960 --> 00:52:19.800
<v Speaker 2>They don't say body.

1140
00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:22.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's right. They don't say body, right, because the

1141
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:24.039
<v Speaker 1>audience is not supposed to know.

1142
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they don't know who it is. Could be anyone, could.

1143
00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:28.599
<v Speaker 1>Be anyone with Patrick Swayzey's voice in that Reagan mask, Yeah,

1144
00:52:28.599 --> 00:52:29.920
<v Speaker 1>who's the ringleader of this gang?

1145
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.000
<v Speaker 2>And body excuse me? Reagan?

1146
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Reagan.

1147
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Reagan wants to destroy the car, so he douses it

1148
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:37.559
<v Speaker 2>in gasoline.

1149
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:39.559
<v Speaker 1>And then he takes the gas pump and creates a

1150
00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:45.840
<v Speaker 1>flamethrower out of the gas pump and it is awesome.

1151
00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:49.679
<v Speaker 2>He lights the car on fire, and then from over

1152
00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:54.519
<v Speaker 2>the flaming car appears a leaping Keanu reeves. Yes, the

1153
00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:55.840
<v Speaker 2>other car takes off. Yeah.

1154
00:52:55.840 --> 00:52:57.960
<v Speaker 1>They're like, well, so we can't save him. So they

1155
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:02.159
<v Speaker 1>take off in their car and now Reagan is being

1156
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:06.000
<v Speaker 1>chased by Johnny on foot. What proceeds to happen is

1157
00:53:06.039 --> 00:53:10.000
<v Speaker 1>this amazing chase scene that takes like five minutes. It's long,

1158
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:12.280
<v Speaker 1>and they're going through like a neighborhood in Los Angeles,

1159
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:14.280
<v Speaker 1>and they're going in and out of people's backyards. And

1160
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.559
<v Speaker 1>my favorite moment of the whole movie comes when at

1161
00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:19.800
<v Speaker 1>one point there's like a pit bull on a porch

1162
00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:24.199
<v Speaker 1>and and Reagan picks it up and throws it and

1163
00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:25.599
<v Speaker 1>Johnny utah.

1164
00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:27.519
<v Speaker 2>He's actually like waiting for him to appear, and then

1165
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:29.480
<v Speaker 2>just like tosses the dog at.

1166
00:53:29.400 --> 00:53:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Him, tosses a pitbull at him. Paul, this movie has everything.

1167
00:53:34.679 --> 00:53:38.920
<v Speaker 1>It has flamethrowers, it has Reagan masks, it has someone

1168
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:44.880
<v Speaker 1>throwing a pitbull at someone else. Johnny deflects the pitbull.

1169
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:48.880
<v Speaker 1>There's there's an unfortunate like offscreen a sound effect when

1170
00:53:48.880 --> 00:53:51.360
<v Speaker 1>we hear it going where it's been hurt, which that's

1171
00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:54.079
<v Speaker 1>not great. Don't do that in movies. The pitple did

1172
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:56.000
<v Speaker 1>get like a bite at Johnny's face, so he has

1173
00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:59.599
<v Speaker 1>some cuts on his face. Now the chase continues and

1174
00:53:59.639 --> 00:54:01.800
<v Speaker 1>they go to the La Aqueduct, which we've seen this

1175
00:54:01.880 --> 00:54:03.119
<v Speaker 1>before in Terminator Too.

1176
00:54:03.239 --> 00:54:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

1177
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:06.679
<v Speaker 1>The director of that film was married to the director

1178
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:07.280
<v Speaker 1>of this film.

1179
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:10.079
<v Speaker 2>Du Dun du Dundun. Maybe they filmed on the same day,

1180
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:11.239
<v Speaker 2>aren't they released the same year?

1181
00:54:11.519 --> 00:54:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Possibly oh Man what like, I love Terminator too. This

1182
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:16.719
<v Speaker 1>is a far better.

1183
00:54:18.719 --> 00:54:22.639
<v Speaker 2>So Reagan slides down into the aqueduct. First, he's running across.

1184
00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:25.559
<v Speaker 2>Johnny follows in. He lands wrong. We've heard about his

1185
00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:28.320
<v Speaker 2>bum knee and he can't get up. Yeah, And he

1186
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:31.000
<v Speaker 2>takes out his gun and he sees Reagan climbing the

1187
00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:32.960
<v Speaker 2>fence and he takes aim.

1188
00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:36.079
<v Speaker 1>There's a slow close up of Reagan's eye.

1189
00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:39.280
<v Speaker 2>A crystal blue eye through the mask, and he's looking

1190
00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:42.599
<v Speaker 2>at Johnny, and Johnny's looking at Reagan, and Johnny shouts

1191
00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:44.960
<v Speaker 2>his fury to the heavens and fires his gun into

1192
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:48.280
<v Speaker 2>the sky. He can't shoot his friend, friend.

1193
00:54:48.719 --> 00:54:52.079
<v Speaker 1>He can't shoot his friend. He remember, he's an expert marksman.

1194
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:52.599
<v Speaker 2>I know this.

1195
00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:54.960
<v Speaker 1>He could have taken him down, but he can't do it.

1196
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:57.679
<v Speaker 1>We should have mentioned earlier in this far earlier at

1197
00:54:57.719 --> 00:54:59.760
<v Speaker 1>the bank when the when they first start chasing them,

1198
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:02.880
<v Speaker 1>one of the other robbers almost shoots Johnny and body

1199
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:07.760
<v Speaker 1>stops him Reagan, ha, and Reagan stops him so like,

1200
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:10.159
<v Speaker 1>it's quid pro quo in a way. You saved my life,

1201
00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:13.199
<v Speaker 1>now I'm gonna save yours. That is an iconic moment.

1202
00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I love that moment. With Keanu Reeves screaming at the

1203
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:19.119
<v Speaker 1>sky and just like unloading his gun at the sky.

1204
00:55:19.960 --> 00:55:21.840
<v Speaker 2>It's also something this will come up later in the

1205
00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:25.400
<v Speaker 2>movie too, but like to have these enormous, almost Greek

1206
00:55:25.519 --> 00:55:29.320
<v Speaker 2>tragedy like moments of like emotion in a movie, you

1207
00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:32.280
<v Speaker 2>have to have an actor that can pull it off.

1208
00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:35.000
<v Speaker 1>And Keanu Reeves can't pull it off.

1209
00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:40.960
<v Speaker 2>He cannot. It is just it is funny for the

1210
00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:43.480
<v Speaker 2>wrong reasons, but it's wonderful for the right ones.

1211
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh, it's so good, all right. So cut to

1212
00:55:47.320 --> 00:55:50.760
<v Speaker 1>the FBI office. He's his knees banged up, his banged up,

1213
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:54.239
<v Speaker 1>His knee is all like bandaged up. Papus is like,

1214
00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:57.400
<v Speaker 1>so curious that you unloaded your entire weapon and managed

1215
00:55:57.440 --> 00:55:59.119
<v Speaker 1>not to hit this guy once, even though you're an

1216
00:55:59.159 --> 00:56:03.400
<v Speaker 1>expert marksman, I don't believe you. And he's like, look,

1217
00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:05.880
<v Speaker 1>you're getting too close. You can't treat these people as friends.

1218
00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Remember they are bank robbers, and he's like okay, And

1219
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:12.159
<v Speaker 1>then he immediately goes to Tyler's.

1220
00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:15.719
<v Speaker 2>House, yes, and she's cleaning his wounds, and he almost

1221
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:17.679
<v Speaker 2>confesses to her that he's an FBI agent, but she

1222
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:19.960
<v Speaker 2>clearly thinks he's going to tell her that he's in

1223
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:20.480
<v Speaker 2>love with her.

1224
00:56:20.679 --> 00:56:22.599
<v Speaker 1>She does that thing I love in movies when someone's

1225
00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:25.320
<v Speaker 1>about to confess something and she's like, sh you don't

1226
00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:26.280
<v Speaker 1>have to tell me anything.

1227
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:29.559
<v Speaker 2>It's not time for this plot point to be revealed.

1228
00:56:29.639 --> 00:56:33.039
<v Speaker 1>Yet every time that happens in a movie, I'm like,

1229
00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:35.000
<v Speaker 1>you know what, maybe just to let him say whatever

1230
00:56:35.039 --> 00:56:35.679
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna say.

1231
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So we cut back to the beach to Body

1232
00:56:38.280 --> 00:56:40.840
<v Speaker 2>in the gang. This is Is this the first scene

1233
00:56:41.079 --> 00:56:45.559
<v Speaker 2>sons Keanu reeves in the entire movie? Yeah? Yes, every

1234
00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:48.519
<v Speaker 2>other he is in every other scene of this movie. Yeah. Wow,

1235
00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:51.960
<v Speaker 2>this is the confirmation we learned the secret. It actually

1236
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:55.159
<v Speaker 2>was Body under the Ragan mass what it was Gramet

1237
00:56:55.320 --> 00:56:57.679
<v Speaker 2>and Nathaniel and Roach and the other.

1238
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:02.440
<v Speaker 1>That's another thing, like and Rosie and Body and Roach

1239
00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:08.679
<v Speaker 1>and Daniel. I like to think that that is actually

1240
00:57:08.760 --> 00:57:11.199
<v Speaker 1>still a fake name, Like he chose his surf name

1241
00:57:11.239 --> 00:57:14.159
<v Speaker 1>to be Nathaniel, but his real name is like Jonathan.

1242
00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:18.239
<v Speaker 2>So they all want to quit, They want to get

1243
00:57:18.239 --> 00:57:21.199
<v Speaker 2>out of dodge or kill Johnny. Body talks them down.

1244
00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:23.880
<v Speaker 2>He says, this is about more than money. They're showing

1245
00:57:23.880 --> 00:57:27.079
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the society that society they're dead inside

1246
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.119
<v Speaker 2>and they're truly living. And he said, I know how

1247
00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:29.920
<v Speaker 2>to deal with Johnny.

1248
00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:32.119
<v Speaker 1>He has this line that actually struck a chord with

1249
00:57:32.159 --> 00:57:35.360
<v Speaker 1>me because I'm like now older than these characters and

1250
00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:37.440
<v Speaker 1>have a day job, like an office job, where he's like,

1251
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:40.039
<v Speaker 1>we're just telling these people living in their in their

1252
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:43.400
<v Speaker 1>in their metal coffins and they're they're they're tried out

1253
00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:47.599
<v Speaker 1>husks at their offices, but wow, dead they are. Meanwhile,

1254
00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:51.840
<v Speaker 1>we're really living. And I'm like, okay, okay, body shut up.

1255
00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Man, Okay, So this scene, if just it's our job

1256
00:57:56.199 --> 00:57:58.079
<v Speaker 2>to critique this scene doesn't work for me.

1257
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:00.519
<v Speaker 1>Paul, what what are you doing?

1258
00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't see I don't understand the philosophy that

1259
00:58:03.840 --> 00:58:06.239
<v Speaker 2>he's purporting, Like if they were stealing the money and

1260
00:58:06.280 --> 00:58:07.239
<v Speaker 2>then like giving.

1261
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:09.599
<v Speaker 1>It to the poor, No, they're stealing it so they can, like.

1262
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:11.719
<v Speaker 2>So they can support their lifestyle, so they can so

1263
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:14.800
<v Speaker 2>they can follow the waves. Yeah, and he's trying to

1264
00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:17.400
<v Speaker 2>make it sound noble and it isn't. And I don't

1265
00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:20.320
<v Speaker 2>think the movie's doing the homework to be like make

1266
00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:23.159
<v Speaker 2>it seem that body knows that, or if he doesn't

1267
00:58:23.199 --> 00:58:25.719
<v Speaker 2>know that, what is his actual take on. It is

1268
00:58:26.159 --> 00:58:26.480
<v Speaker 2>my thing.

1269
00:58:26.599 --> 00:58:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I think he believes his bullshit.

1270
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:28.800
<v Speaker 2>You think he believes bullshit?

1271
00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:32.639
<v Speaker 1>I do because I think he thinks his life is

1272
00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:35.760
<v Speaker 1>more noble. It's very matrixy actually if you think about it,

1273
00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:37.800
<v Speaker 1>like he took the other pill, and he sees like

1274
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:41.239
<v Speaker 1>he understands that the world is all fake, it's all insure.

1275
00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:43.199
<v Speaker 1>At one point when they're robbing those banks at the beginning,

1276
00:58:43.199 --> 00:58:45.039
<v Speaker 1>he's like, this is not worth dying for. When someone

1277
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:47.440
<v Speaker 1>tries to be a hero, he's like, the insurance company

1278
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:49.079
<v Speaker 1>will take care of you. So he thinks they're just

1279
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:52.639
<v Speaker 1>like gaming the system. He's still a stone cold sociopath,

1280
00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:54.880
<v Speaker 1>as we are going to see later in the film,

1281
00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:57.679
<v Speaker 1>but at this point I'm still on the like all right,

1282
00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:00.480
<v Speaker 1>And also I think the movie is trying to him

1283
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a little bit by like having him not want to

1284
00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:05.719
<v Speaker 1>kill Johnny. Although it takes a turn. It takes a

1285
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:06.599
<v Speaker 1>little bit of a turn.

1286
00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:08.960
<v Speaker 2>It's in a minute. Yeah, it's it's very odd. Okay,

1287
00:59:09.159 --> 00:59:12.119
<v Speaker 2>let's keep going. So Tyler finds out john is an

1288
00:59:12.159 --> 00:59:14.679
<v Speaker 2>FBI agent. How does she confront him about that?

1289
00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:17.639
<v Speaker 1>She wakes him up from a dead sleep by shooting

1290
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:19.239
<v Speaker 1>a gun next to his face.

1291
00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:23.440
<v Speaker 2>That is literally the start of a monologue in the

1292
00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Cell Block Tango from Chicago A.

1293
00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:29.679
<v Speaker 1>He had it coming, he had it. He was an

1294
00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:34.920
<v Speaker 1>FBI agent. He lied about his parents for some reason.

1295
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Have Lori Petty wearing a shirt that's like open, like

1296
00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:39.000
<v Speaker 1>they had just had sex. Yeah, and she went through

1297
00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:41.719
<v Speaker 1>his They don't explain how she discovered he's an FBI agent.

1298
00:59:41.840 --> 00:59:45.440
<v Speaker 1>She just found his badge, I think in my mind. Also,

1299
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:47.440
<v Speaker 1>though I'm sure body said something. He called her up

1300
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:49.039
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, hey, girl, could you go through your

1301
00:59:49.079 --> 00:59:51.079
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend's back pocket for me? I think I love something

1302
00:59:51.119 --> 00:59:51.360
<v Speaker 1>in there.

1303
00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:53.599
<v Speaker 2>I mean that kind of makes sense because it cuts

1304
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:55.280
<v Speaker 2>from Body saying I know how to deal with him

1305
00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:58.280
<v Speaker 2>to this scene. Yeah, so body is setting something in motion.

1306
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:01.199
<v Speaker 1>It would seem that way. That's actually not what's happening.

1307
01:00:01.239 --> 01:00:04.880
<v Speaker 1>So this movie okay, fine, this movie might not be perfect.

1308
01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:10.360
<v Speaker 2>It's not structurally perfect, it's entertainingly perfect.

1309
01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. So he apologizes. She's freaked out. She's like, are

1310
01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:18.119
<v Speaker 1>your parents even dead? Or was that a fucking line?

1311
01:00:18.119 --> 01:00:20.199
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, my parents are alive. They live in Ohio.

1312
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I am one hundred percent on Tyler's side.

1313
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:23.320
<v Speaker 2>He never speak to him me again.

1314
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah ever Ever, so she runs off. We get like

1315
01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:28.920
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a scene where he keeps calling

1316
01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:30.880
<v Speaker 1>her over and over, and there's a great line here

1317
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:34.039
<v Speaker 1>where Keanu's like, look, I'm really sorry, okay, but I

1318
01:00:34.079 --> 01:00:36.280
<v Speaker 1>care about you. And then he puts the phone down

1319
01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:38.719
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, why can't I ever say what I feel?

1320
01:00:42.480 --> 01:00:48.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so amazing. So he's trying to win Tyler back. Meanwhile,

1321
01:00:48.760 --> 01:00:51.000
<v Speaker 1>like no one's concerned about the fact that, like body

1322
01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:53.480
<v Speaker 1>in the gang knows where he lives, right, he's not

1323
01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:56.519
<v Speaker 1>under any kind of protection. He doesn't go like into

1324
01:00:56.559 --> 01:00:57.119
<v Speaker 1>the office.

1325
01:00:57.159 --> 01:00:59.360
<v Speaker 2>He has a bum knee. He can't run, he can't

1326
01:00:59.440 --> 01:00:59.840
<v Speaker 2>run away.

1327
01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.679
<v Speaker 1>I can't protect himself really, And of course what should happen.

1328
01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:04.559
<v Speaker 1>Body and the gang show up to his door and

1329
01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:08.239
<v Speaker 1>they're like pretending they don't know it's him. They're like, uh,

1330
01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:10.679
<v Speaker 1>hey man, and of course he has to also pretend

1331
01:01:10.760 --> 01:01:13.880
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't know it's them. It's just very funny. And

1332
01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:16.679
<v Speaker 1>they're like, hey man, we want to try something with you.

1333
01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:18.880
<v Speaker 1>We want to do something extra special, and he's like,

1334
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:20.599
<v Speaker 1>ummm no, maybe not.

1335
01:01:20.679 --> 01:01:21.719
<v Speaker 2>They're like good, I'm.

1336
01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Good, and he's like really quickly hiding his FBI badge

1337
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and like trying to get to his gun, but he

1338
01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:29.679
<v Speaker 1>can't get he can't reach his gun in time, and

1339
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:32.079
<v Speaker 1>they're like, no, no, it'll be great, it'll be totally amazing.

1340
01:01:32.119 --> 01:01:33.559
<v Speaker 1>He's like, look, I have a bum knee. I can't

1341
01:01:33.599 --> 01:01:35.800
<v Speaker 1>go surfing right now. And they're like, no, no, don't worry.

1342
01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:37.079
<v Speaker 1>You won't need your knee for this.

1343
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Paul.

1344
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Where do they take him?

1345
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:41.400
<v Speaker 2>They take him to a plane and they're all going

1346
01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:42.320
<v Speaker 2>to go skydiving.

1347
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:47.039
<v Speaker 1>Skydiving. Is this the only skydiving sequence?

1348
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Certainly not in this film. This movie has everything. It

1349
01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:54.840
<v Speaker 2>has multiple skydiving sequences. It has bum knees, it has

1350
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:58.440
<v Speaker 2>guns being emptied into pillows next to sleeping boyfriends.

1351
01:01:59.239 --> 01:02:03.559
<v Speaker 1>It has Keanu. He was talking about his feelings, so okay, yeah,

1352
01:02:03.559 --> 01:02:06.000
<v Speaker 1>they go skydiving. There's a funny scene in the I

1353
01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:09.079
<v Speaker 1>think it's funny in the airplane where like body pnds

1354
01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:11.679
<v Speaker 1>him like a parachute and he's like, I packed it myself,

1355
01:02:12.199 --> 01:02:14.719
<v Speaker 1>and Johnny's like, how good are you at packing parachutes?

1356
01:02:14.719 --> 01:02:16.159
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, oh, do you want to trade? I

1357
01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:19.199
<v Speaker 1>thought of Vizzini from Princess Bride. He says, you want

1358
01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:21.119
<v Speaker 1>to trade. I'll give you mine, and he's like he's like,

1359
01:02:21.119 --> 01:02:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I trust this one either. And

1360
01:02:22.960 --> 01:02:24.559
<v Speaker 1>then all the boys are like, you want to take

1361
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:26.360
<v Speaker 1>my pack, you can use my pack, and they all

1362
01:02:26.599 --> 01:02:30.079
<v Speaker 1>do like Russian roulette with these parachutes. So Johnny's like,

1363
01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:33.239
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, okay, they must all legitimately be packed, So

1364
01:02:33.280 --> 01:02:35.679
<v Speaker 1>he decides to go for it, so he jumps out

1365
01:02:35.679 --> 01:02:38.559
<v Speaker 1>of an airplane with them. There is a like three

1366
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:42.119
<v Speaker 1>minute scene of them like gliding through the air.

1367
01:02:42.159 --> 01:02:42.519
<v Speaker 2>I get it.

1368
01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:45.679
<v Speaker 1>If you're gonna make Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves and

1369
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:48.719
<v Speaker 1>like all these other actors actually do this stunt, you're

1370
01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:52.639
<v Speaker 1>gonna use that footage, Yeah, because they really did this stunt.

1371
01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:56.559
<v Speaker 1>So they're just like gliding through the air. It's gorgeous.

1372
01:02:56.599 --> 01:02:59.960
<v Speaker 2>It is beautiful. It is The cinematography again, is just stunning.

1373
01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:02.679
<v Speaker 1>A former circle. They hold hands in the air and

1374
01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:06.280
<v Speaker 1>form a circle and then break apart and then they

1375
01:03:06.320 --> 01:03:08.480
<v Speaker 1>all pull their shoots. There's a funny moment between Body

1376
01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:09.679
<v Speaker 1>and Johnny where he's like.

1377
01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:10.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, they're hugging each other.

1378
01:03:10.679 --> 01:03:12.199
<v Speaker 1>They're hugging each other, and he's like, all right, you

1379
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:13.840
<v Speaker 1>gotta pull your shoe He's like, I'll pull it when

1380
01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:17.079
<v Speaker 1>you pull yours. Which Hello. Finally they pull their shoots.

1381
01:03:17.079 --> 01:03:19.400
<v Speaker 1>They're all down on the ground. I'm like, where is

1382
01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:21.679
<v Speaker 1>this going? I'm like, are they going to adopt him

1383
01:03:21.679 --> 01:03:23.760
<v Speaker 1>anyway and try to lure him to the dark side?

1384
01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.280
<v Speaker 2>I thought they were That's where I thought it was going.

1385
01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:27.400
<v Speaker 1>That seemed to be where it was going. That is

1386
01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:28.280
<v Speaker 1>not where it is going.

1387
01:03:28.360 --> 01:03:29.320
<v Speaker 2>It surely is not.

1388
01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:31.920
<v Speaker 1>It takes a hard turn right now. What happens next?

1389
01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Paul so Body says, coming to the van, I have

1390
01:03:34.880 --> 01:03:36.440
<v Speaker 2>something I want to show you, and he plays in

1391
01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:39.920
<v Speaker 2>the video and on the video is Tyler tied up

1392
01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:42.800
<v Speaker 2>to a chair and next to her is Rosie with

1393
01:03:42.840 --> 01:03:45.320
<v Speaker 2>a knife. Rosie we haven't talked about yet. He's played

1394
01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:49.360
<v Speaker 2>by Lee turg Lee Turkison fantastic character actor.

1395
01:03:49.400 --> 01:03:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Also was in Wayne's World.

1396
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:53.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, playing a very different version of a very

1397
01:03:53.280 --> 01:03:54.000
<v Speaker 2>similar character.

1398
01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:57.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is like the Wayn's World characters meaner older brother.

1399
01:03:57.280 --> 01:03:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Rosie is kind of been hanging around the outskirts

1400
01:04:00.079 --> 01:04:02.400
<v Speaker 2>the movie, but he's not a surfer. He just hangs

1401
01:04:02.440 --> 01:04:04.159
<v Speaker 2>out with those guys, becausen't We don't ever see him

1402
01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:04.719
<v Speaker 2>surfing with them?

1403
01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's like a little bit their muscle.

1404
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Patrick Swayze is basically like, you're gonna do what

1405
01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I tell you because if I don't show up where

1406
01:04:11.880 --> 01:04:14.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to be at three pm, Rosie's gonna kill Tyler.

1407
01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:17.280
<v Speaker 1>So for the next six hours, you are my prisoner.

1408
01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:18.639
<v Speaker 1>You have to do everything I say.

1409
01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Escalates very quickly.

1410
01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:23.199
<v Speaker 1>And like Keanu Reeves is like like furious, and he's like,

1411
01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:25.519
<v Speaker 1>let her go, man, And then my favorite line in

1412
01:04:25.559 --> 01:04:29.599
<v Speaker 1>the entire movie comes up. Oh no, my second favorite line.

1413
01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:31.880
<v Speaker 1>So they're in the back of the van and they're

1414
01:04:31.920 --> 01:04:34.880
<v Speaker 1>about to do another bank robbery. They're like, you have

1415
01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:36.480
<v Speaker 1>to do it with us, man, and so they give

1416
01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:39.280
<v Speaker 1>him a kevlar vest and an empty gun, and he's like,

1417
01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I am an FBI agent. This movie has everything. It

1418
01:04:47.480 --> 01:04:52.199
<v Speaker 1>has Keanu Reeves saying I am an FBI agent. So

1419
01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:55.320
<v Speaker 1>they don't give him a president mask, which is I

1420
01:04:55.320 --> 01:04:58.960
<v Speaker 1>think shitty because I'm sure there's a JFK mask somewhere. Yeah,

1421
01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:00.880
<v Speaker 1>they don't give it. And also, no one got a

1422
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Gerald Ford mask. Come on, poor Ford, No one remembers him,

1423
01:05:03.599 --> 01:05:05.599
<v Speaker 1>no one cares about Ford. They make him go into

1424
01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:08.199
<v Speaker 1>the bank, show his face to the cameras and everything

1425
01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:11.880
<v Speaker 1>with a loaded gun, very Patty Hurst. They start their

1426
01:05:12.000 --> 01:05:15.880
<v Speaker 1>normal robbery routine. Ninety seconds, hit the hit the drawers,

1427
01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:19.360
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. Body decides to go off script. Body's

1428
01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:20.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of losing it at this point.

1429
01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:22.440
<v Speaker 2>This was a point in the movie where I was like,

1430
01:05:22.440 --> 01:05:24.239
<v Speaker 2>why is he going off script? I wish the movie

1431
01:05:24.280 --> 01:05:25.719
<v Speaker 2>had done a little bit more work to be like,

1432
01:05:26.320 --> 01:05:27.800
<v Speaker 2>why is the reason he wants to go into the

1433
01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:30.239
<v Speaker 2>vault now? Because he's been very kind of cold and

1434
01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:33.800
<v Speaker 2>calculating up until up until now about this. So something

1435
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:34.719
<v Speaker 2>is making him.

1436
01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:37.119
<v Speaker 1>Could it be his friend's betrayal?

1437
01:05:37.280 --> 01:05:38.239
<v Speaker 2>It's making him reckless?

1438
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, honestly, I think that's what it is. The movie.

1439
01:05:40.760 --> 01:05:42.199
<v Speaker 1>We're doing a lot of work for the movie. It

1440
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:44.440
<v Speaker 1>hasn't really done enough, I think, to establish that these

1441
01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:47.280
<v Speaker 1>two are so still. It hasn't close that, Like the

1442
01:05:47.599 --> 01:05:50.280
<v Speaker 1>betrayal is like a thing for him, like you met

1443
01:05:50.320 --> 01:05:52.480
<v Speaker 1>him a month ago. But yeah, he's losing his mind

1444
01:05:52.519 --> 01:05:53.719
<v Speaker 1>because his friend betrayed him.

1445
01:05:53.760 --> 01:05:56.280
<v Speaker 2>I think, right, that's I think that's what it's positing. Yeah,

1446
01:05:56.320 --> 01:05:58.920
<v Speaker 2>but I think the movie could have spelled that out

1447
01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:00.400
<v Speaker 2>a little bit more. If you're not going to be

1448
01:06:00.440 --> 01:06:02.360
<v Speaker 2>able to show me it. Then you should have told me.

1449
01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:05.480
<v Speaker 1>It or made them lovers. I'm serious, just get them lovers.

1450
01:06:05.639 --> 01:06:07.519
<v Speaker 1>So I mean, I wouldn't be mad if I.

1451
01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Made the Remake's where it would be going.

1452
01:06:09.119 --> 01:06:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah. So right, So suddenly he switches the script

1453
01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:14.760
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, go for the vault, and the other

1454
01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:16.599
<v Speaker 1>guys are like, whoa what are you talking about. He's like,

1455
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:18.960
<v Speaker 1>go for the fucking vault. We have thirty seconds go.

1456
01:06:19.440 --> 01:06:21.599
<v Speaker 1>So they go for the vault. But now it's taking

1457
01:06:21.639 --> 01:06:24.199
<v Speaker 1>too long. Now they're getting reckless. Now there's not enough

1458
01:06:24.199 --> 01:06:27.079
<v Speaker 1>crowd control because Keanu's not about to fucking shoot the crowd.

1459
01:06:27.079 --> 01:06:29.599
<v Speaker 1>There's an off duty cop is one of the hostages.

1460
01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:32.840
<v Speaker 1>He takes out his gun and tries to be a hero.

1461
01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:37.400
<v Speaker 1>It starts a full fucking firefight. He shoots Keanu and

1462
01:06:37.440 --> 01:06:40.480
<v Speaker 1>he shoots Body, but both of them are wearing Kevlar

1463
01:06:40.639 --> 01:06:43.480
<v Speaker 1>vests so they survive. Then he shoots which one is

1464
01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:46.480
<v Speaker 1>that gram at the baby baby one? He shoots him

1465
01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:49.719
<v Speaker 1>in the neck, so he bleeds out and dies. And

1466
01:06:49.800 --> 01:06:52.719
<v Speaker 1>at that point, Body, who's never actually in the car.

1467
01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:55.559
<v Speaker 1>Right on the way here, Body was espousing another bullshit

1468
01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:59.199
<v Speaker 1>philosophy to Keanu about how like he never has to

1469
01:06:59.239 --> 01:07:02.800
<v Speaker 1>hurt anybody because he uses like his mental power over

1470
01:07:02.880 --> 01:07:05.079
<v Speaker 1>them to like not hurt them, blah blah blah, and

1471
01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Keanu is at this point, Johnny's like, I'm not buying

1472
01:07:07.480 --> 01:07:11.159
<v Speaker 1>any more of your bullshit, your guru bullshit. He loses

1473
01:07:11.159 --> 01:07:13.480
<v Speaker 1>his mind and shoots the cop and then he and

1474
01:07:13.519 --> 01:07:16.119
<v Speaker 1>the gang leave. They leave Johnny in the bank and

1475
01:07:16.159 --> 01:07:17.440
<v Speaker 1>they cold cock him on the way out.

1476
01:07:17.519 --> 01:07:18.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's unconscious.

1477
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:21.599
<v Speaker 1>Johnny comes to and he's being arrested by his boss

1478
01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:27.000
<v Speaker 1>for bank robbery and like expecsory to murder again wild

1479
01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:30.079
<v Speaker 1>why he is an undercover agent?

1480
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:32.559
<v Speaker 2>The video would show that he didn't shoot anybody, and

1481
01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:34.480
<v Speaker 2>then the robbers hit him in the head on the

1482
01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:35.239
<v Speaker 2>way out, and that.

1483
01:07:35.320 --> 01:07:38.519
<v Speaker 1>He's being pretty much dragged in there against his will.

1484
01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't he cover his face?

1485
01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:43.400
<v Speaker 1>This makes no sense, but that's part of the term

1486
01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:47.360
<v Speaker 1>of the PHO, I think. And he's like, you're under arrest, utah,

1487
01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:49.320
<v Speaker 1>And at this point Papus is like, you know what,

1488
01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:52.079
<v Speaker 1>fuck you and he punches the director in the face.

1489
01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Knocks him out with one punch and is like, let's

1490
01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:55.559
<v Speaker 2>get out of here. Let's get those guys.

1491
01:07:55.679 --> 01:07:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, So then they go off. Johnny knows where they're

1492
01:07:58.239 --> 01:08:00.719
<v Speaker 1>going because he heard their plan. They're heading to Santamana Airport,

1493
01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:03.320
<v Speaker 1>go to Santa Monica Airport. The only thing is Papa's

1494
01:08:03.559 --> 01:08:06.440
<v Speaker 1>we can't hurt them or arrest them because they have

1495
01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:08.840
<v Speaker 1>a hostage and we need to protect her. Papas is

1496
01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:11.079
<v Speaker 1>not happy about it, but he's gonna do it anyway.

1497
01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's gonna listen to listen to his young protege.

1498
01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:15.840
<v Speaker 1>So they get to the airport and it all escalates

1499
01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:19.520
<v Speaker 1>very quickly. Body and Johnny get into like a John

1500
01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:22.760
<v Speaker 1>dickswinging content. Johnny does this like Kennery's this is amazing,

1501
01:08:22.880 --> 01:08:25.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not armed twirl Yeah. He's like, I'm not armed,

1502
01:08:25.359 --> 01:08:27.359
<v Speaker 1>and he does like a full like I don't know

1503
01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:28.520
<v Speaker 1>ballet enough, but like.

1504
01:08:28.479 --> 01:08:31.600
<v Speaker 2>A PK turn basically yes, and.

1505
01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:33.840
<v Speaker 1>He's like I'm not armed, and I'm like that was hot.

1506
01:08:33.880 --> 01:08:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Do that again. Body's gonna basically hijack this plane and

1507
01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:37.720
<v Speaker 1>take it to Mexico.

1508
01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:39.760
<v Speaker 2>The pilot pops out a couple times, be like I'm

1509
01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:41.199
<v Speaker 2>not doing it, and he's like, get back in there.

1510
01:08:41.239 --> 01:08:43.880
<v Speaker 2>You're taking us to Mexico. The Pilot's like, okay, ok

1511
01:08:44.279 --> 01:08:47.239
<v Speaker 2>So it all goes south very quickly, right, there's a standoff,

1512
01:08:47.640 --> 01:08:52.920
<v Speaker 2>firefight breaks out and essentially Papus kills Nathaniel and shoots

1513
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Roach and he gets killed himself. Yes, okay. When Papas

1514
01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:04.079
<v Speaker 2>gets shot and kill, Keanu is asked to shout the

1515
01:09:04.119 --> 01:09:07.680
<v Speaker 2>word no. Yeah. It's another one of those Greek tragedy

1516
01:09:07.720 --> 01:09:10.159
<v Speaker 2>moments where you have to have like the engine behind

1517
01:09:10.199 --> 01:09:13.279
<v Speaker 2>it or else. It just sounds hollow, and it sounds

1518
01:09:13.319 --> 01:09:24.079
<v Speaker 2>so hollow. It just it just lands as a joke.

1519
01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:28.239
<v Speaker 2>It's just I laughed, yes, And I mean the body

1520
01:09:28.319 --> 01:09:31.600
<v Speaker 2>count on this movie is skyrocketing in the last five

1521
01:09:31.640 --> 01:09:34.199
<v Speaker 2>minutes and I'm laughing at like one of the main

1522
01:09:34.319 --> 01:09:35.720
<v Speaker 2>characters being murdered.

1523
01:09:36.119 --> 01:09:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, so there's a there's like a scene where

1524
01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:41.359
<v Speaker 1>Nathaniel like kind of dies in Bodie's arms and body

1525
01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:44.680
<v Speaker 1>gets so angry and he basically forces Johnny onto the

1526
01:09:44.720 --> 01:09:48.560
<v Speaker 1>plane with him, which this decision I especially don't understand. Yeah,

1527
01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:51.760
<v Speaker 1>he forces Johnny onto the plane. He gets Roach, he's wounded,

1528
01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:54.880
<v Speaker 1>who's deeply wounded and is bleeding out, and Johnny's like

1529
01:09:55.079 --> 01:09:57.720
<v Speaker 1>leave him. He's dying, like's if he stays at the airport,

1530
01:09:57.760 --> 01:10:00.800
<v Speaker 1>he'll get medical attention. Yeah, and he's they're like, fuck off, man.

1531
01:10:01.039 --> 01:10:03.920
<v Speaker 1>He puts a parachute on roach. Body does he puts

1532
01:10:03.920 --> 01:10:07.119
<v Speaker 1>a parachute on himself. He tells the pilot to fly

1533
01:10:07.199 --> 01:10:10.600
<v Speaker 1>them over Mexico. They jump out of the airplane and

1534
01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:13.960
<v Speaker 1>they leave Johnny there with a gun. For some I

1535
01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:16.760
<v Speaker 1>don't understand any of their motivation, any of body's motivation.

1536
01:10:16.920 --> 01:10:18.399
<v Speaker 2>And it's a big gun too. It's like one of

1537
01:10:18.399 --> 01:10:20.239
<v Speaker 2>those Western like a long.

1538
01:10:20.239 --> 01:10:23.399
<v Speaker 1>Nozzle three fifty seven magnum or whatever. It's like a dirty,

1539
01:10:23.399 --> 01:10:24.000
<v Speaker 1>hairy gun.

1540
01:10:24.119 --> 01:10:24.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1541
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:27.039
<v Speaker 1>He like throws the gun at Johnny before he like

1542
01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:30.319
<v Speaker 1>jumps off the plane. Before that happens, Johnny is like, okay,

1543
01:10:30.359 --> 01:10:33.000
<v Speaker 1>they have Rosie like on the on the walkie talking

1544
01:10:33.039 --> 01:10:34.720
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, tell him to let Tyler go. You

1545
01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:37.199
<v Speaker 1>don't know that your parachute's going to open. At least

1546
01:10:37.279 --> 01:10:40.319
<v Speaker 1>let Tyler go before anything else. I'm already dead anyway.

1547
01:10:40.479 --> 01:10:42.520
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, Body's like fuck you, man, and he

1548
01:10:42.560 --> 01:10:44.960
<v Speaker 1>won't do it. My theory is Body is so in

1549
01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:48.720
<v Speaker 1>love with Johnny and he's now jealous that, like Johnny

1550
01:10:48.760 --> 01:10:49.800
<v Speaker 1>has this girlfriend.

1551
01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:51.479
<v Speaker 2>He kind of wants Tyler to die.

1552
01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I can't have him, No, one can't exactly.

1553
01:10:54.880 --> 01:10:57.079
<v Speaker 1>So he jumps out of the airplane and then, in

1554
01:10:56.600 --> 01:11:01.039
<v Speaker 1>the greatest moment in the movie, Keanner Reads jumps after

1555
01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:06.920
<v Speaker 1>him with no parachute. He takes the gun and he

1556
01:11:07.199 --> 01:11:11.600
<v Speaker 1>dives in the air, chasing after the criminal that He's like,

1557
01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:13.720
<v Speaker 1>it's like an FBI agent thing where he's like, no,

1558
01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I have to get my criminal. I have to make

1559
01:11:15.960 --> 01:11:16.560
<v Speaker 1>this arrest.

1560
01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:19.640
<v Speaker 2>He lands on the top of Body in midair and

1561
01:11:19.720 --> 01:11:23.880
<v Speaker 2>they're grappling in midair, face to face, centimeters from their

1562
01:11:23.920 --> 01:11:24.800
<v Speaker 2>lips meeting.

1563
01:11:25.000 --> 01:11:30.000
<v Speaker 1>A and Johnny's like, pull the cord, man, because they're

1564
01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:32.560
<v Speaker 1>getting close to the ground, and Body's like, Nope, you

1565
01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:34.960
<v Speaker 1>can't hold the gun and pull the cord. You drop

1566
01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:37.039
<v Speaker 1>the gun and you pull the cord. Basically, they're playing

1567
01:11:37.119 --> 01:11:40.720
<v Speaker 1>chicken again, and Johnny finally drops his gun, pulls the cord.

1568
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:44.119
<v Speaker 1>They still land really hard because they waited too long

1569
01:11:44.199 --> 01:11:47.479
<v Speaker 1>to pull the cord. Johnny's ne goes out again. It's

1570
01:11:47.479 --> 01:11:51.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking me. Body makes a clean getaway. Roach is already

1571
01:11:51.520 --> 01:11:54.920
<v Speaker 1>dead before he hits the ground. Rosie is waiting for them.

1572
01:11:55.239 --> 01:12:00.159
<v Speaker 1>He lets Tyler go j lingerie. Tyler runs to Johnny.

1573
01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:02.720
<v Speaker 1>I will say, here's the caveat to the you lied

1574
01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:05.439
<v Speaker 1>to me about your dead parents thing. If the person

1575
01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:09.760
<v Speaker 1>then tracks you to Mexico to rescue you from your kidnapper,

1576
01:12:10.159 --> 01:12:12.039
<v Speaker 1>I might give him a second chance.

1577
01:12:12.119 --> 01:12:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Fair, that's fair.

1578
01:12:13.239 --> 01:12:16.199
<v Speaker 1>He can't fuck up again, but I'm gonna give him

1579
01:12:16.199 --> 01:12:17.960
<v Speaker 1>a second chance, which she seems to do.

1580
01:12:18.039 --> 01:12:19.199
<v Speaker 2>It's a two strike situation.

1581
01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:23.199
<v Speaker 1>So she hugs him. She's so thrilled, and the two

1582
01:12:23.279 --> 01:12:27.960
<v Speaker 1>and Body and Rosie drive off, leaving Tyler and Johnny

1583
01:12:27.960 --> 01:12:28.920
<v Speaker 1>in the Mexican desert.

1584
01:12:29.000 --> 01:12:31.199
<v Speaker 2>In the middle of the desert, no one knows where

1585
01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:32.960
<v Speaker 2>they are. Papus his dad, He's not even gonna be

1586
01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:33.439
<v Speaker 2>looking for you.

1587
01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so sure, sure, Yeah.

1588
01:12:39.359 --> 01:12:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Months later we cut I think a year later even.

1589
01:12:42.079 --> 01:12:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kannarooves. His hair is longer now, so you know,

1590
01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:45.760
<v Speaker 1>time is passed.

1591
01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:48.439
<v Speaker 2>He looks less attractive of the longer hair. He should

1592
01:12:48.439 --> 01:12:50.239
<v Speaker 2>have kept it. Disagree.

1593
01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:56.479
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's that is an unfortunate opinion. All right, we'll

1594
01:12:56.520 --> 01:12:57.960
<v Speaker 1>just do with that what we have to.

1595
01:12:58.159 --> 01:13:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Yep, he's at Bell's Beach in Australia. Yeah, there's a

1596
01:13:00.720 --> 01:13:03.079
<v Speaker 2>massive storm there, just like Body said there would be

1597
01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:05.239
<v Speaker 2>it's the fifty year storm.

1598
01:13:05.399 --> 01:13:07.039
<v Speaker 1>A bunch of surfers are leaving the beach.

1599
01:13:07.159 --> 01:13:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're basically like, if you go out there, you're dead. Yeah.

1600
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:13.720
<v Speaker 2>And he walks up and he finds body contemplating the ocean.

1601
01:13:13.760 --> 01:13:16.960
<v Speaker 2>His hair has been cut. This entire I don't feel

1602
01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:19.560
<v Speaker 2>like we've given enough attention to Patrick Swayzey's hair. This

1603
01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:20.319
<v Speaker 2>entire movie is.

1604
01:13:20.359 --> 01:13:22.640
<v Speaker 1>His glorious mane of sun kissed hair.

1605
01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:24.439
<v Speaker 2>Like a lion. Yeah.

1606
01:13:24.520 --> 01:13:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know who wears a sun tan very well,

1607
01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Paul Patrick. This movie has everything.

1608
01:13:33.239 --> 01:13:37.279
<v Speaker 2>So they get into a fight. They start literally beating

1609
01:13:37.279 --> 01:13:39.039
<v Speaker 2>the shit of each other on the speech during this

1610
01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:40.960
<v Speaker 2>very strong storm.

1611
01:13:41.079 --> 01:13:44.720
<v Speaker 1>It is like it is like King Lear. Yeah, they're

1612
01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:45.680
<v Speaker 1>fighting in the water.

1613
01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1614
01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Kanu, by the way, is wearing like head to toe denim,

1615
01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:49.399
<v Speaker 1>so that has to be uncomfortable.

1616
01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1617
01:13:50.039 --> 01:13:52.119
<v Speaker 1>And then Keanu and Body gets the better of him.

1618
01:13:52.119 --> 01:13:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Body's holding his head underwater. Yeah.

1619
01:13:53.760 --> 01:13:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Body's actually like about to kill Johnny, or at least

1620
01:13:56.960 --> 01:14:00.239
<v Speaker 1>some do Johnny. And then Johnny grabs his handcuffs and

1621
01:14:00.319 --> 01:14:03.039
<v Speaker 1>handcuffs himself to body, which I think was his intention

1622
01:14:03.119 --> 01:14:03.600
<v Speaker 1>the whole time.

1623
01:14:03.680 --> 01:14:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Yep, he just didn't want Body to get away again. No.

1624
01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:08.199
<v Speaker 1>There's even a line at one point where body's like,

1625
01:14:08.479 --> 01:14:12.279
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna lose your man this time. So body's like no.

1626
01:14:12.680 --> 01:14:15.560
<v Speaker 1>So just as Johnny handcuffs himself to body, a couple

1627
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:19.119
<v Speaker 1>of helicopters arrived with a bunch of cops, Australian cops

1628
01:14:19.159 --> 01:14:22.199
<v Speaker 1>swarming the beach or coming down the beach, and Body's like,

1629
01:14:22.479 --> 01:14:24.439
<v Speaker 1>you can't do this to me, man, I'm never gonna

1630
01:14:24.439 --> 01:14:26.039
<v Speaker 1>survive if I have to be put in a cage.

1631
01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Let me ride one more wave, let me go out there,

1632
01:14:28.960 --> 01:14:30.920
<v Speaker 1>and then they cut to the ocean and it is

1633
01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:35.840
<v Speaker 1>a comically like it is a two hundred fIF fucking wave.

1634
01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:40.560
<v Speaker 1>It's a tsunami heading towards them, and he's like, let

1635
01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.680
<v Speaker 1>me go, man, let me ride this one more wave.

1636
01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:45.760
<v Speaker 1>I've got to do it. And like the cops are

1637
01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:48.640
<v Speaker 1>swarming this beach and they're both they're both drenched and

1638
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:53.720
<v Speaker 1>they both look incredibly attractive, and Keanu goes via a kundos,

1639
01:14:54.640 --> 01:14:56.760
<v Speaker 1>which is my actual favorite line in the room.

1640
01:14:56.800 --> 01:14:59.560
<v Speaker 2>He says it with less inflection than what you used to.

1641
01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:02.640
<v Speaker 2>It's he says via con.

1642
01:15:03.439 --> 01:15:08.239
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't say dios correctly though, like he's good Dios

1643
01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:12.760
<v Speaker 1>manages to really really ring, ring all the Spanish out

1644
01:15:12.760 --> 01:15:13.279
<v Speaker 1>of that word.

1645
01:15:13.359 --> 01:15:15.239
<v Speaker 2>It's almost via con.

1646
01:15:20.119 --> 01:15:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Via condos dios, and he unhandcuffs Patrick Swayzey body goes

1647
01:15:27.319 --> 01:15:29.680
<v Speaker 1>off into the ocean. All the cops are like, what

1648
01:15:29.720 --> 01:15:32.840
<v Speaker 1>have you done? And then one cop says, well, we'll

1649
01:15:32.840 --> 01:15:34.880
<v Speaker 1>just get him when he comes back. And they're all

1650
01:15:34.920 --> 01:15:38.680
<v Speaker 1>watching him surf except for Keanu, who's turned away at

1651
01:15:38.680 --> 01:15:41.439
<v Speaker 1>this point. And he throws his FBI badge in the

1652
01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:44.560
<v Speaker 1>ocean and he goes He's not coming back from this one.

1653
01:15:44.720 --> 01:15:48.640
<v Speaker 2>End of movie.

1654
01:15:49.119 --> 01:15:52.039
<v Speaker 1>I love this movie.

1655
01:15:53.560 --> 01:16:07.479
<v Speaker 2>It's perfect stick around. We'll be right back, and we're back.

1656
01:16:07.560 --> 01:16:10.199
<v Speaker 2>We're back, and we're going to ring a little more

1657
01:16:10.279 --> 01:16:14.039
<v Speaker 2>love out of point break with some random observations Erica,

1658
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:14.680
<v Speaker 2>what you got?

1659
01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:18.399
<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite Harp lines is, uh, I guess

1660
01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:22.319
<v Speaker 1>we must have ourselves an asshole shortage. Huh. This is

1661
01:16:22.520 --> 01:16:26.159
<v Speaker 1>his boss. You know what, when you start a new job,

1662
01:16:26.239 --> 01:16:28.439
<v Speaker 1>if in the first ten minutes your boss is like,

1663
01:16:28.680 --> 01:16:31.960
<v Speaker 1>you're an asshole, just leave, don't you know what. I

1664
01:16:31.960 --> 01:16:32.479
<v Speaker 1>don't need this.

1665
01:16:32.560 --> 01:16:33.199
<v Speaker 2>It's not worth it.

1666
01:16:33.199 --> 01:16:33.840
<v Speaker 1>It's not worth it.

1667
01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Something else is Harp says to him on his first days.

1668
01:16:36.800 --> 01:16:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I know you young, dumb and full of cumb is nice?

1669
01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Is something straight men say to each other.

1670
01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel like this movie was written by like, I

1671
01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:49.119
<v Speaker 1>don't know who the writer is, but this movie was

1672
01:16:49.159 --> 01:16:51.479
<v Speaker 1>like written as a gay allegory and he doesn't understand

1673
01:16:51.520 --> 01:16:54.800
<v Speaker 1>straight talk at all, and it's like just winging it.

1674
01:16:55.199 --> 01:16:56.760
<v Speaker 1>That line, by the way, that I was looking for

1675
01:16:57.439 --> 01:16:59.720
<v Speaker 1>h with body. At the end, when he's about to

1676
01:16:59.800 --> 01:17:02.439
<v Speaker 1>jump off the airplane, he goes, looks like, this time

1677
01:17:02.520 --> 01:17:06.039
<v Speaker 1>you won't be getting your man this game we both lose.

1678
01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, if that's not a confession of love, I

1679
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:09.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the fuck is.

1680
01:17:09.800 --> 01:17:12.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is at one point Kean who has to say,

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01:17:13.319 --> 01:17:15.760
<v Speaker 2>the name's Johnny Utah.

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01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:18.279
<v Speaker 1>The name's Johnny Utah.

1683
01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:19.399
<v Speaker 2>Of course it is, dear.

1684
01:17:23.039 --> 01:17:26.920
<v Speaker 1>The fashion report isn't great. Keanu blessedly just really has

1685
01:17:26.920 --> 01:17:28.640
<v Speaker 1>to wear like a T shirt and jean the whole movies,

1686
01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:32.159
<v Speaker 1>he suit. He looks great. As discussed, Patrick Swayzey can

1687
01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:34.640
<v Speaker 1>make anything work. Poor Lori Petty does a lot of

1688
01:17:34.680 --> 01:17:36.800
<v Speaker 1>the heavy lifting with the nineties clothing, and at one

1689
01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:40.720
<v Speaker 1>point they have her wearing jean shorts with no underwear

1690
01:17:40.840 --> 01:17:43.079
<v Speaker 1>because she changes on the beach and jean shorts but

1691
01:17:43.119 --> 01:17:47.760
<v Speaker 1>with no underwear, and I'm like, oh her, her lady

1692
01:17:47.880 --> 01:17:50.000
<v Speaker 1>is getting get all toro. I don't care for this

1693
01:17:50.439 --> 01:17:51.479
<v Speaker 1>wet jean shorts.

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01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:54.199
<v Speaker 2>There's a part on the beach where they have to

1695
01:17:54.439 --> 01:17:56.960
<v Speaker 2>light up the campfire and they have like a bottle

1696
01:17:57.000 --> 01:18:01.319
<v Speaker 2>of kerosene or gasoline or something, and than just opening

1697
01:18:01.319 --> 01:18:03.800
<v Speaker 2>it and dumping the kerosene on the fire, they have

1698
01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:06.479
<v Speaker 2>to take a gigantic bowie knife and like cut it

1699
01:18:06.520 --> 01:18:11.720
<v Speaker 2>open and then pour it in. This movie has everything.

1700
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:16.000
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't it feel like a fever dream like you're

1701
01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:19.880
<v Speaker 1>talking about. It's a stuff on sketch. This movie has

1702
01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:27.359
<v Speaker 1>every It has the guy from Scrubs. It has Gary Busey.

1703
01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:30.720
<v Speaker 2>The first skydive in a moment of perfect camp I

1704
01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:32.680
<v Speaker 2>don't know if you notice this. It goes by very quickly.

1705
01:18:33.079 --> 01:18:35.119
<v Speaker 2>Bodie is the first person to jump out of the

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01:18:35.119 --> 01:18:38.920
<v Speaker 2>plane and Patrick Swayzey does it in a perfect pike position.

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01:18:39.359 --> 01:18:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes he does, Yes, yes he does. Patrick Swayzey is

1708
01:18:43.239 --> 01:18:45.439
<v Speaker 1>so good. You're right, he is the best actor in

1709
01:18:45.479 --> 01:18:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the movie. But well, you know, I would actually argue

1710
01:18:47.880 --> 01:18:50.000
<v Speaker 1>that Gary Busey does an excellent job to get like

1711
01:18:50.039 --> 01:18:52.039
<v Speaker 1>he does the part he's meant to play, right, But

1712
01:18:52.079 --> 01:18:57.319
<v Speaker 1>Patrick Swayzey brings so much like joy to this character.

1713
01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:01.279
<v Speaker 1>He's great, He's really something. Other line that I I

1714
01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:03.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, what the fuck? It's same. It's in the

1715
01:19:03.920 --> 01:19:06.800
<v Speaker 1>FBI office when when Pappus is telling Johnny about the

1716
01:19:06.840 --> 01:19:09.479
<v Speaker 1>gang and he's like, then they're gone. They vanish like

1717
01:19:09.520 --> 01:19:12.479
<v Speaker 1>a virgin on prom night. I don't like that. Don't

1718
01:19:12.520 --> 01:19:12.760
<v Speaker 1>do that.

1719
01:19:14.399 --> 01:19:17.520
<v Speaker 2>When in the plane during the right before the last dive,

1720
01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:20.640
<v Speaker 2>when body is about to like load the dying roach

1721
01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:24.239
<v Speaker 2>out of the plane and his last words, his last

1722
01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:28.000
<v Speaker 2>line of the movie is I'll see you in hell, Johnny. Ah,

1723
01:19:28.479 --> 01:19:31.600
<v Speaker 2>these are not hippies. These surfers are not peace loving.

1724
01:19:34.000 --> 01:19:36.399
<v Speaker 1>That's right, because Johnny's like, I hope you enjoyed dying

1725
01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:39.680
<v Speaker 1>in midair roach, Fuck you man.

1726
01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:42.239
<v Speaker 2>I have one more. We didn't talk about the scene much,

1727
01:19:42.279 --> 01:19:46.039
<v Speaker 2>but the scene right before Johnny and Tyler sleep together

1728
01:19:46.079 --> 01:19:48.119
<v Speaker 2>on the beach. She must have been so comfortable. What

1729
01:19:48.159 --> 01:19:51.399
<v Speaker 2>a wonderful first night together. They have them like in

1730
01:19:51.439 --> 01:19:53.600
<v Speaker 2>the ocean on their surfboards and they start making out

1731
01:19:54.159 --> 01:19:57.079
<v Speaker 2>in the ocean. I swear there is a moment where

1732
01:19:57.119 --> 01:20:00.439
<v Speaker 2>you can actually see Lori Petty's lips trembling. If you

1733
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:03.399
<v Speaker 2>think about how cold they must have been, sure, sitting in

1734
01:20:03.439 --> 01:20:07.840
<v Speaker 2>the ocean at night. The shot is beautiful, gorgeous, breathtaking,

1735
01:20:08.399 --> 01:20:11.479
<v Speaker 2>but they must have been freezing cold. Yeah, and they're

1736
01:20:11.520 --> 01:20:13.079
<v Speaker 2>going for the kiss and I swear you can see

1737
01:20:13.079 --> 01:20:16.279
<v Speaker 2>her lips just like trembling is just be like, I'm

1738
01:20:16.319 --> 01:20:18.359
<v Speaker 2>so fucking cold. This shot better be it?

1739
01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this better looks so good? Paul, how are we

1740
01:20:22.640 --> 01:20:23.640
<v Speaker 1>going to rate.

1741
01:20:23.880 --> 01:20:25.399
<v Speaker 2>Point break one to ten?

1742
01:20:25.439 --> 01:20:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Buttholes one to ten via condiosis.

1743
01:20:30.359 --> 01:20:33.279
<v Speaker 2>One to ten. This movie has everything.

1744
01:20:34.239 --> 01:20:38.319
<v Speaker 1>This movie has everything, Paul. Would you like to go first?

1745
01:20:38.359 --> 01:20:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Or shall I? You know what? You go first? I

1746
01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:42.039
<v Speaker 2>want you to have this moment.

1747
01:20:42.399 --> 01:20:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Ten out of ten. This might be my first.

1748
01:20:45.560 --> 01:20:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Ten out of ten. It's not death becomes Her Okay.

1749
01:20:48.880 --> 01:20:51.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So here's the thing. Is it a good movie? No,

1750
01:20:51.800 --> 01:20:54.359
<v Speaker 1>here's a shit. It's directed by a woman, it stars

1751
01:20:54.399 --> 01:20:57.239
<v Speaker 1>an Asian man. There's not that many other people of color.

1752
01:20:57.279 --> 01:20:59.439
<v Speaker 1>But I'll give it. But that level of diversity for

1753
01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:04.119
<v Speaker 1>nineteen nine one was astounding. As it is, it's ridiculous.

1754
01:21:04.159 --> 01:21:09.079
<v Speaker 1>It is so entertaining. Ten out of motherfucking tens, this

1755
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:10.039
<v Speaker 1>movie has everything.

1756
01:21:13.039 --> 01:21:14.800
<v Speaker 2>This is a good time to point out that many

1757
01:21:14.880 --> 01:21:17.560
<v Speaker 2>people forget that Keanu Reeves is Asian of Asian descent.

1758
01:21:18.439 --> 01:21:21.119
<v Speaker 2>We should say everyone should be required to say Keanu

1759
01:21:21.159 --> 01:21:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Reeves is a person of color and Catherine Zida Jones

1760
01:21:23.800 --> 01:21:26.319
<v Speaker 2>is not. Keanu Reeves is a person of color and

1761
01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Katherine Zida Jones is not. Okay, I'm not quite as

1762
01:21:31.000 --> 01:21:33.760
<v Speaker 2>high as the movie as you are. I really enjoyed it.

1763
01:21:33.760 --> 01:21:35.680
<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of fun. Everything you said, who cares?

1764
01:21:35.880 --> 01:21:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Is it a good movie? No, but it's a fun movie.

1765
01:21:38.000 --> 01:21:40.199
<v Speaker 1>It's the best. It's so fun, it's.

1766
01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:43.720
<v Speaker 2>So entertaining, it's it's what the phrase popcorn entertainment was

1767
01:21:43.720 --> 01:21:47.439
<v Speaker 2>created for. Like, it's dumb and Keanu Reeves is bad

1768
01:21:47.479 --> 01:21:47.880
<v Speaker 2>in it.

1769
01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:50.159
<v Speaker 1>It's young, dumb and full of cos.

1770
01:21:51.279 --> 01:21:54.800
<v Speaker 2>There it is. I'm gonna give it an eight. I'm

1771
01:21:54.800 --> 01:21:57.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna given an eight out of ten. This movie has everything.

1772
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:02.279
<v Speaker 2>I think it goes really violent at the end, and

1773
01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I actually think if they had made Body believe in

1774
01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.680
<v Speaker 2>his own bullshit enough that he really didn't like, like

1775
01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:11.039
<v Speaker 2>if they turned him into a sociopath, and I think

1776
01:22:11.079 --> 01:22:14.520
<v Speaker 2>he would have been more interesting as a person of

1777
01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:17.760
<v Speaker 2>feeling who actually like bought his own shit a little

1778
01:22:17.800 --> 01:22:20.359
<v Speaker 2>bit more. Yeah, because in the beginning, when you think

1779
01:22:20.399 --> 01:22:23.800
<v Speaker 2>that's what he is, I find him more compelling. In

1780
01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:26.479
<v Speaker 2>the end, when they have him go full villain, I

1781
01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:29.119
<v Speaker 2>actually find him less compelling. And I should we should

1782
01:22:29.119 --> 01:22:32.640
<v Speaker 2>stop saying sociopath because like, like they have him not care.

1783
01:22:33.039 --> 01:22:35.359
<v Speaker 1>No, I think he's pretty much a sociopath, right.

1784
01:22:35.239 --> 01:22:37.039
<v Speaker 2>I just mean I don't know exactly what the diagnosis

1785
01:22:37.079 --> 01:22:38.359
<v Speaker 2>is and don't want to use the word incorrectly.

1786
01:22:38.520 --> 01:22:41.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I mean he just he is very he's

1787
01:22:41.199 --> 01:22:43.319
<v Speaker 1>like a cult leader, right, so he's more interested in

1788
01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:46.319
<v Speaker 1>his own cult of personality than he is in anyone

1789
01:22:46.319 --> 01:22:48.960
<v Speaker 1>else's feeling. Well maybe I don't know. Maybe he loves Johnny, Yeah,

1790
01:22:48.960 --> 01:22:49.560
<v Speaker 1>who knows.

1791
01:22:49.520 --> 01:22:52.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, and he seems to love like his guys, like

1792
01:22:52.439 --> 01:22:53.600
<v Speaker 2>his his his followers.

1793
01:22:53.640 --> 01:22:54.039
<v Speaker 1>It's true.

1794
01:22:54.119 --> 01:22:55.880
<v Speaker 2>And now I'm just writing a different movie, so whatever.

1795
01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:57.640
<v Speaker 2>But like, I think it would have held together at

1796
01:22:57.680 --> 01:22:59.640
<v Speaker 2>the end more if like if they were going to

1797
01:22:59.720 --> 01:23:02.359
<v Speaker 2>kill all these guys, like have him start to go

1798
01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:05.680
<v Speaker 2>wrong because his followers are being killed. What if the

1799
01:23:05.680 --> 01:23:08.239
<v Speaker 2>first guy was killed before he told him to go

1800
01:23:08.279 --> 01:23:11.079
<v Speaker 2>for the vault. Let that amp up, so you see

1801
01:23:11.159 --> 01:23:15.000
<v Speaker 2>him start to lose control, as opposed to him just

1802
01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:17.760
<v Speaker 2>being like, I'm going to kill this girl, this woman

1803
01:23:17.760 --> 01:23:18.680
<v Speaker 2>that I used to sleep with.

1804
01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:21.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he ever had any intention of killing her.

1805
01:23:21.319 --> 01:23:24.119
<v Speaker 2>I think the movie wants you to believe he will, though, Well,

1806
01:23:24.119 --> 01:23:25.760
<v Speaker 2>he said I couldn't do it. That's why I have

1807
01:23:25.840 --> 01:23:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Rosie there. He'll cut her like a fish, that's true.

1808
01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:30.880
<v Speaker 2>So he's definitely putting her in danger, or he certainly

1809
01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:34.880
<v Speaker 2>wants Johnny to think he is. Yeah, so it kind

1810
01:23:34.920 --> 01:23:36.760
<v Speaker 2>of falls apart a little bit at the end. For me,

1811
01:23:37.439 --> 01:23:39.479
<v Speaker 2>this is structural shit on a movie that you should

1812
01:23:39.520 --> 01:23:40.600
<v Speaker 2>not think about. Structural shit.

1813
01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I was actually just thinking about this too, And there's

1814
01:23:42.640 --> 01:23:46.520
<v Speaker 1>so much toxic masculinity in the film that the silliness

1815
01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:48.199
<v Speaker 1>of it I think actually takes a lot of the

1816
01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:51.520
<v Speaker 1>edge off. Yeah, because it could have been really hard

1817
01:23:51.560 --> 01:23:55.359
<v Speaker 1>to watch with the like no female characters. All the

1818
01:23:55.399 --> 01:23:58.079
<v Speaker 1>guys are like these dick swinging like all the FBI

1819
01:23:58.159 --> 01:24:01.520
<v Speaker 1>agents are like insufferable. Of the surf Nazis are insufferable.

1820
01:24:02.319 --> 01:24:05.720
<v Speaker 1>This gang of ex Presidents is pretty insufferable most of

1821
01:24:05.720 --> 01:24:09.119
<v Speaker 1>the movie, except for Body. But the silliness really takes

1822
01:24:09.119 --> 01:24:10.800
<v Speaker 1>the edge off of all of that. Yeah, and so

1823
01:24:10.960 --> 01:24:13.520
<v Speaker 1>like you're like, I don't, I like, like I could

1824
01:24:13.520 --> 01:24:16.039
<v Speaker 1>watch these FBI agents scream at each other all day. Yeah,

1825
01:24:16.039 --> 01:24:19.760
<v Speaker 1>because I don't take them seriously at all. So I

1826
01:24:19.800 --> 01:24:22.520
<v Speaker 1>know that's certainly not the intention, but that is the result,

1827
01:24:22.680 --> 01:24:23.600
<v Speaker 1>and I kind of love that.

1828
01:24:23.800 --> 01:24:26.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fair enough, So I'm gonna stick like eight out

1829
01:24:26.479 --> 01:24:33.159
<v Speaker 2>of ten. This movie has everything. No palate cleanser.

1830
01:24:33.159 --> 01:24:34.079
<v Speaker 1>Do you need a palate cleanser?

1831
01:24:34.159 --> 01:24:36.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. It's exactly what it is. It

1832
01:24:36.920 --> 01:24:39.600
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't try to be anything other than what it is.

1833
01:24:40.079 --> 01:24:41.680
<v Speaker 2>We have broken it down for you if it sounds

1834
01:24:41.680 --> 01:24:43.960
<v Speaker 2>like something you would like. It is streaming for free

1835
01:24:44.000 --> 01:24:48.319
<v Speaker 2>on Showtime right now. It's fun. It's a fun, fun movie.

1836
01:24:48.560 --> 01:24:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Watch it on a plane. Actually, don't watch it on

1837
01:24:50.680 --> 01:24:51.960
<v Speaker 2>a plane because you want to be able to see

1838
01:24:51.960 --> 01:24:54.039
<v Speaker 2>the shots of the ocean, which really are I think

1839
01:24:54.319 --> 01:24:56.800
<v Speaker 2>could have been award winning. Yeah, like they're gorgeous.

1840
01:24:57.159 --> 01:24:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no palate cleansers here either, surprise.

1841
01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Is there anything else that we have to say about

1842
01:25:02.239 --> 01:25:02.720
<v Speaker 2>this movie?

1843
01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:08.760
<v Speaker 1>This movie has everything. It has someone throwing a pit

1844
01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:10.119
<v Speaker 1>bull at someone else.

1845
01:25:10.800 --> 01:25:14.359
<v Speaker 2>It has Patrick Swayzey doing a full pike at eight

1846
01:25:14.399 --> 01:25:15.079
<v Speaker 2>thousand feet.

1847
01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:19.279
<v Speaker 1>It has Patrick Swayzey's glorious mane of sunkissed hair.

1848
01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:22.800
<v Speaker 2>It has Keanu Reeves yelling no.

1849
01:25:24.840 --> 01:25:26.840
<v Speaker 1>It has baby Kristen Stewart.

1850
01:25:27.479 --> 01:25:30.680
<v Speaker 2>It has a hot magenta surfboard.

1851
01:25:31.159 --> 01:25:33.960
<v Speaker 1>It has Keanu Reeves saying I am.

1852
01:25:33.840 --> 01:25:37.800
<v Speaker 2>An FBI agent, and it has buttles.

1853
01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Utah says to Tyler, what's he searching for? And

1854
01:25:49.640 --> 01:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>she goes the ride, the ultimate ride.

1855
01:25:54.800 --> 01:25:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Johnny'll give him the Ultimate ride, Yes, he will,