Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 1: and what has been an amazing Friday, And we have
Speaker 1: all kinds of ask Doctor Jesse questions this hour the
Speaker 1: left lying about the police officers killed on January sixth?
Speaker 1: What is that all about? How much would it take
Speaker 1: for me to only use a public bathroom for a month?
Speaker 1: Did we make a mistake bragging about our recent military success?
Speaker 1: All that, so much more coming up in the second
Speaker 1: hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday,
Speaker 1: also wonderful because of this. Here was Pam Bondi earlier today.
Speaker 2: Today marked the two thousand, seven hundred and eleventh arrest
Speaker 2: in our country of TDA members. Just TDA, Everyone in
Speaker 2: this room agrease. They are one of the most violent
Speaker 2: criminal organizations in the world, and the Biden administration let
Speaker 2: them walk into our country, walk into our country for
Speaker 2: the last four years.
Speaker 1: Just wanted to play that, not necessarily for Bondie, we reasons.
Speaker 1: I wanted to remind you that TREND de Aragua is
Speaker 1: a violent, violent prison gang from Venezuela. Torture, murder, drugs,
Speaker 1: you name it, as bad as you can possibly imagine
Speaker 1: democrats in the year twenty twenty five are so evil
Speaker 1: they brought them into our country on purpose. Just let
Speaker 1: me say that one more time before I get back
Speaker 1: to the questions. A Venezuelan prison gang so evil, so
Speaker 1: violent that Venezuela doesn't want them. American democrats so evil
Speaker 1: brought them into our country on purpose. Just think about that.
Speaker 1: Let's do some questions, Jesse. The left is always saying
Speaker 1: there were police officers killed on January sixth. However no
Speaker 1: names were ever mentioned. That's odd. No one ever questions
Speaker 1: this when they bring it up. Why, well, I suspect
Speaker 1: she knows the answer. There were no police officers killed
Speaker 1: on January sixth. But as the great Mark Twain once remarked,
Speaker 1: a lie can travel halfway around the world while the
Speaker 1: truth is still putting on a choose in the morning.
Speaker 1: The left because they have Look, we've talked before about
Speaker 1: the type of person who who gets consumed by American
Speaker 1: communism and how they live their lives. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: this again because it's really important and it will apply
Speaker 1: to people in your life, maybe your co workers, maybe
Speaker 1: you know the liberal aunt Peggy in your life, whoever
Speaker 1: that may be. If you are a human being. Let's
Speaker 1: say you live in New York City's a great example.
Speaker 1: You're in Manhattan. Okay, you're in Manhattan. Manhattan is virtually
Speaker 1: all dem It's like eighty percent something crazy like that.
Speaker 1: All your friends are probably going to be Democrats, so
Speaker 1: when you're with them, you'll hear just Democrat voices. You
Speaker 1: are not going to tune into the Great seven to
Speaker 1: ten WR and listen to the Jesse Kelly Show at
Speaker 1: night if you're in the car, you want to listen
Speaker 1: to the radio, or probably be NPR, which will be
Speaker 1: all communism. When you're home, if you're interested in the news,
Speaker 1: you'll turn on CNN, MSNBC and you will hear outright
Speaker 1: lies the entire time. You probably went to a left
Speaker 1: wing university, almost undoubtedly in Northeast University, where you were
Speaker 1: taught for four years that America is an evil, racist,
Speaker 1: horrible place, and all those other things. When you go
Speaker 1: to the movies, you're going to have your cultural beliefs
Speaker 1: reinforced by the filth of Hollywood. Essentially, you are in
Speaker 1: a prison. I was going to call it a bubble,
Speaker 1: but it's essentially a prison. You live in a prison
Speaker 1: of life, and you will know, absolutely know, a bunch
Speaker 1: of things that are simply not true at all at all.
Speaker 1: And because you live in this prison, you will never
Speaker 1: realize that you live in a world of lies. And
Speaker 1: while you're in your prison cell, they can feed you
Speaker 1: whatever other lies they want to feed you. And because
Speaker 1: you never escape it, you never seek out alternate sources
Speaker 1: of information, you will believe it. That's why your liberal
Speaker 1: and Peggy still thinks Donald Trump said Nazis are very
Speaker 1: fine people. That's an outright lie. It's on videotape. She
Speaker 1: doesn't know that. She watches CNM, she went to NYU.
Speaker 1: She she has no earthly idea. That's why your a
Speaker 1: seventy year old dad who watches MSNBC still thinks Hunter
Speaker 1: Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation. Now you can sit there
Speaker 1: and go, how could he think that all the truth
Speaker 1: is out there, everybody's been talking about it. No, you
Speaker 1: are a seeker of information. You have found the truth.
Speaker 1: He's watching MSNBC, you think they talk about it. So
Speaker 1: if you are the Democrat Party, the American communists, and
Speaker 1: you just got Joe Biden installed as President of the
Speaker 1: United States, and your goal in life is to use
Speaker 1: political power, government power against your political opponents. Remember, that's
Speaker 1: what communists believe in. They don't believe in not using power.
Speaker 1: That's absurd to them. What do they want? They want
Speaker 1: to have the ability to arrest and hurt their political opponents,
Speaker 1: like all communists do. How do you justify that, Well,
Speaker 1: gin up an insurrection, get some FEDS in the crowd,
Speaker 1: Feds who encourage people to go inside the building, and
Speaker 1: then after some cops ended up dying. That not on
Speaker 1: that day, no cop died that day, no cop was killed,
Speaker 1: but some cops ended up dying in the days afterwards.
Speaker 1: Not from injuries they got there or anything like that.
Speaker 1: That's all a lie, But some cops ended up dying afterwards. Well, remember,
Speaker 1: your liberal ant Peggy is in a prison cell, and
Speaker 1: I can feed her whatever I want. Don't I get
Speaker 1: extra motivation from her if I tell her, Hey, you
Speaker 1: know a bunch of police officers were killed by right
Speaker 1: wingers that day. That's absurd to you because you know
Speaker 1: the truth. But liberal amt Peggy never sees the truth.
Speaker 1: I own her. She's in a prison. That is why
Speaker 1: they do what they do. I mean, look, I.
Speaker 2: Think our reverence for the truth might become might have
Speaker 2: become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us
Speaker 2: from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1: The American communists wanted to find consensus and get important
Speaker 1: things done. Consensus on what what do they want consensus on?
Speaker 1: They wanted consensus that right wingers were a threat to
Speaker 1: national security, and they wanted to quote, get important things done.
Speaker 1: They want the permission of the public to send the
Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of Investigation after their political opponents. They wanted
Speaker 1: to kick in the doors of pro lifers January six ers,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump himself. They had to build a public justification
Speaker 1: for that. So you call it an insurrection, which is hilarious,
Speaker 1: an insurrection with no guns. But you call it an insurrection.
Speaker 1: You tell your liberal ant Peggy, that a bunch of
Speaker 1: cops died that day that were killed by those those
Speaker 1: violent right wingers. To this day, when you bring up
Speaker 1: the violence of the American communists all over the streets,
Speaker 1: years and years, decades, they've been committing acts of vandalism
Speaker 1: and murder, all kinds of things across the streets in
Speaker 1: the United States of America, your liberal and pegy will
Speaker 1: rebut that by what about January sixth, why she's been
Speaker 1: feded in prison. Dear, dear strong hands, How much would
Speaker 1: it take for you to use only public toilets for
Speaker 1: a month straight? Everyone has a price. I would do
Speaker 1: it for five thousand dollars. I would spend about a
Speaker 1: thousand of it in doctor bills and pharmaceuticals, but I
Speaker 1: would net profit four thousand dollars and not have to
Speaker 1: use my own toilet paper. Chris would understand the cost savings. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's tough, because you're right, everybody does have a price.
Speaker 1: I don't want to act like I'm above that. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't care about money. That's ridiculous. Of course I do,
Speaker 1: but you also know that I don't. I really hate
Speaker 1: saying this because it makes me sound like a wooz.
Speaker 1: I really do not like public restrooms. Every time I
Speaker 1: go in one restaurant or something like that, see you
Speaker 1: savages not washing your hands, smell and just I can't
Speaker 1: get it out of my head that if you didn't
Speaker 1: wash your hands. I mean, for instance, here at the studio.
Speaker 1: This happened yesterday. I was using the bathroom, I was
Speaker 1: at the urine, and there was a man hunkered down
Speaker 1: in the stall, so clearly going poopies. Right, he got done,
Speaker 1: he flushed. I was in there. I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 1: He flushed, walked right out of the bathroom, right past
Speaker 1: the sink. He went number two and didn't wash his hands. Now,
Speaker 1: how clean was he while he was in the stall?
Speaker 1: If he's such a filthy animal that he could not
Speaker 1: wash his hands after going poop, what would the price
Speaker 1: be only public toilets for a month? Ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: I know what, Chris? How much? What Chris? Chris said? Fifteen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't want to sound greedy, but even
Speaker 1: ten it would be difficult. That's that's disgusting, all right?
Speaker 1: Our military success in Iran. We travel thirty six hours,
Speaker 1: thirty seven hours clear across the world, drop some bombs
Speaker 1: into a coffee can. Someone thinks it was a mistake
Speaker 1: to brag about it. I'm of mixed emotions about it.
Speaker 1: Let's discuss that in a moment. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. Let's dig into them. I'm behind There are
Speaker 1: so many good ones. This is a question not about Iran.
Speaker 1: The guy said, Doctor Kelly. I know we're pretty proud
Speaker 1: of our recent military success, but why does any patriot
Speaker 1: think it is a good idea to brag about the
Speaker 1: tactics used by our stealth aircraft. Gratitude is not owed
Speaker 1: to all the talking heads who were shooting their mouths off. Thanks,
Speaker 1: he says. His name is Mike Well. I actually think
Speaker 1: that you make a fair point. I understand the point
Speaker 1: you're making. Why is everybody, every politician, everyone on the radio, TV.
Speaker 1: Why are we bragging about what we just did in Iran?
Speaker 1: We're giving away tactics, giving away things like that. That
Speaker 1: is a very fair point. But there's such a thing
Speaker 1: as human nature that cannot be fought against. You can
Speaker 1: fight against some of the worst parts of human nature,
Speaker 1: but some things are simply impossible to fight against. And
Speaker 1: here's a couple of those things. One citizens of a
Speaker 1: nation or a tribe, whatever, they love when their tribe,
Speaker 1: when their country has a military success of any kind,
Speaker 1: it fills people with national pride. It has always and
Speaker 1: will always be this way. When we have any sort
Speaker 1: of a success, people want to know, they want to
Speaker 1: celebrate I remember I remember the nid Osama bin Landa.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that after in forever and all that?
Speaker 1: I remember because he had died calling up my friends.
Speaker 1: I think it was a week night. If I remember right,
Speaker 1: I might have that wrong, calling up my friends and
Speaker 1: we got to get together. But we got to sell them.
Speaker 1: Isn't it great? And they were completely on board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got them. Screw them it is. You can't fight
Speaker 1: against that. That's one Another part of human nature. Is this,
Speaker 1: when you are a political leader at any point in
Speaker 1: history in any country, When you are a political leader
Speaker 1: and you have overseen led whatever word you want to
Speaker 1: put on it, you have overseen some sort of a
Speaker 1: political or a military win of any kind, you are
Speaker 1: going to tell the people about it. For the reasons
Speaker 1: I just laid out, that people will love it. It
Speaker 1: will be seen as a national success. I mentioned Osama
Speaker 1: bin Laden. You know I hate Barack Obama more than
Speaker 1: I hate any other president in American history. You know that.
Speaker 1: I've explained it many times before. I believe he is
Speaker 1: our first, and as of now, our only president we've
Speaker 1: ever had who genuinely hates the country, really really genuinely
Speaker 1: hates the country. That said, you look at the poll numbers.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the poll numbers. I remember the poll numbers.
Speaker 1: Barack Obama did real well off of that. Because of
Speaker 1: what we just laid out, it's not realistic to think politicians,
Speaker 1: when they have a military success are going to keep
Speaker 1: it quiet. Now, if you're talking about specific tactics and
Speaker 1: things like that, I didn't see a lot of that.
Speaker 1: What do we know? What have they put out there
Speaker 1: publicly about the whole thing? Well, we have stealth aircraft.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that, but good luck finding and it's frigging stealth.
Speaker 1: There aren't that many countries that can detect that sort
Speaker 1: of a thing. That's one. Two. We know that we
Speaker 1: asked the Israelis to take out their air defense systems
Speaker 1: that had a chance shooting down our bombers, the Iranian
Speaker 1: air defense systems, and we know the Israelis did that. Now,
Speaker 1: those are basics that really everybody would know. I don't
Speaker 1: think that we necessarily gave the game away. There are
Speaker 1: things I could do without, For instance, the location of
Speaker 1: these bomber planes where they came from. I wish that
Speaker 1: hadn't been made public. I do. Now, maybe you think
Speaker 1: that's a little paranoid. Okay, Remember the Chinese spy balloon
Speaker 1: that flew over the United States of America coast to coast.
Speaker 1: Remember it did figure eights over our military basis Joe
Speaker 1: Biden allowed it to happen because he's bought by China.
Speaker 1: Remember that. Why do you think they did that? If
Speaker 1: God forbid, there ever is a hot war between US
Speaker 1: and China, and that's not at all outside of the
Speaker 1: realm of possibility, why wouldn't China attack that? If we
Speaker 1: have a base in the country where our stealth bombers
Speaker 1: will fly around the world and drop bombs on people
Speaker 1: from that's gonna be like the first thing they go after,
Speaker 1: you know, you know the easiest way to take out planes, bombers,
Speaker 1: fighter planes before they take off. That's the easiest way
Speaker 1: our when we were fighting against the Kamakasis, and I
Speaker 1: know I owe you a Kama Kazi history story, I've
Speaker 1: already dug in. I've already started to dig in. I'm
Speaker 1: working on it. Okay, We're gonna do some Kama Kazi
Speaker 1: history because that's what you asked for at some point,
Speaker 1: not today, not at all, maybe not even next week.
Speaker 1: But I'm digging into it. One of our first tactics
Speaker 1: to stop it was we would fly patrols over every
Speaker 1: place the Japanese had a plane and just bomb them
Speaker 1: on the ground or fire on them on the ground
Speaker 1: to keep them from taking off. So I could have
Speaker 1: done without that. That said, you wish, producer Chris brings
Speaker 1: up a good point that if you have to, if
Speaker 1: I have to counterpoint myself, he does bring up a
Speaker 1: good point. It doesn't hurt to send a message to
Speaker 1: the entire world, everybody trying to Russia. Everybody doesn't hurt
Speaker 1: to send a message that hey, we can fly around
Speaker 1: the world and drop a bomb in your lap if
Speaker 1: we feel like it, so be very very careful with
Speaker 1: how far you push us. You know, we celebrated that
Speaker 1: there were bad guys all over the planet who watched that,
Speaker 1: and they sat up in their chair and thought to themselves, ooh, nikes,
Speaker 1: that's a little scary, and there's value in that, all right,
Speaker 1: talk about Iraq. Nine to eleven Iraq. Someone has a
Speaker 1: question Alien versus Predator, World War two and more. Next
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Joe on a wonderful, wonderful
Speaker 1: and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and it is really a
Speaker 1: great day. Hard hard to not be happy today. Oh
Speaker 1: and this is courtesy of Jewish producer Chris. I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize this. Today is the one year anniversary of
Speaker 1: the Joe Biden debate that cost them any shot at
Speaker 1: the presidency. And remember this, Remember when he put out
Speaker 1: this video that had all these edits because he can't talk,
Speaker 1: and of course he had to do the standard Joe
Speaker 1: Biden tough guy talk.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty
Speaker 3: Sain Sandy hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting
Speaker 3: like he wants to debate me again. Will make my day, pal,
Speaker 3: I'll even do it twice. So let's pick the dace.
Speaker 1: Donald.
Speaker 3: I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: It's one of the things that always cracked me up
Speaker 1: about Joe Biden. He always talks as if he's some
Speaker 1: tough guy. You know, only two toes with the gambinof
Speaker 1: make my day pal. I'd like to take him out
Speaker 1: behind a gym. You're a freaking dork politician. Please stop
Speaker 1: talking like that. But he just did it all the time.
Speaker 1: And then after his after after this, Donald.
Speaker 3: Trump lost two debates to me. In twenty twenty, Sin
Speaker 3: said he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting
Speaker 3: like he wants to debate me again.
Speaker 1: Will make my day, Pal, he shows up on stage
Speaker 1: and does this with the.
Speaker 4: COVID, I scould be with dealing with everything we have
Speaker 4: to do with. Look if we finally beat Medicare and
Speaker 4: this the world, every pharmaceutical company cannot have to beat him.
Speaker 1: And by the way, so every day millions.
Speaker 4: And when he was present, were still find ourselves in
Speaker 4: a position where you had a notion that we were
Speaker 4: this safe country. The truth is, I'm the only president
Speaker 4: this century that doesn't have any this decade, any troops
Speaker 4: dying anywhere in the world like he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make my day, Pal, Gosh, what a moment, Jesse.
Speaker 1: In hindsight, do you think after nine to eleven Iraq
Speaker 1: could have been dealt with the same way Trump dealt
Speaker 1: with Iran, bomb them in this submission without troops on
Speaker 1: the ground, or should we have never gone into Iraq
Speaker 1: to begin with? Okay, Well, first, Iraq and Iran are
Speaker 1: different places, that's one. And the truth is there were
Speaker 1: different goals for America with both those places. So no,
Speaker 1: the same tactics wouldn't have worked. Donald Trump, by the
Speaker 1: grace of God, is not George Bush. Donald Trump thinks
Speaker 1: all this foreign adventuring is ridiculous. He actually has the
Speaker 1: same foreign policy of the Founding Fathers. If you don't
Speaker 1: believe me, go read George Washington's farewell address. The Founding
Speaker 1: Fathers all of them were dead set against foreign adventuring
Speaker 1: all over the world. They thought it was ridiculous. They
Speaker 1: thought it would harm the country that has been Donald Trump's.
Speaker 1: He's been very consistent on this foreign policy since before
Speaker 1: he got into the presidency. Even back when invading Iraq
Speaker 1: was popular, Donald Trump was all over television saying, this
Speaker 1: is Toalin, what are we doing? This is stupid? What
Speaker 1: are we doing here? Donald Trump, when it came to Iran,
Speaker 1: tried and as of right now, succeeded to walk a
Speaker 1: very very very thin tightrope. And that tightrope was this
Speaker 1: our Ally. Israel has a lot of very very very
Speaker 1: influential people in this country right next to Donald Trump
Speaker 1: push wishing Donald Trump to take Iran all the way out.
Speaker 1: And it's very understandable why Israel would want that. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Israel wants the Ayatola's gone. They want a complete regime change.
Speaker 1: So they were, and I know this from sources I have.
Speaker 1: There were all kinds of people in Trump's here, no no, no,
Speaker 1: all in, take them out, regime change, all in, all in,
Speaker 1: all in. Then the complete opposite end of that spectrum
Speaker 1: were the people who believe completely hands off about everything.
Speaker 1: Hands off, hands off, let's stay out of it. And
Speaker 1: they were in his ear too, Nope, don't get involved,
Speaker 1: don't get involved, don't get involved, don't stick your nose,
Speaker 1: and it's not our problem. There was a lot of that.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump had to try to make both sides somewhat happy.
Speaker 1: If you will, So why do you do this? Go, quote,
Speaker 1: take out their nuclear program. If we actually did that
Speaker 1: in its entirety. Who knows, right, if they have a
Speaker 1: stash somewhere, but go take out their nuclear program. But
Speaker 1: go take it out in a way where it's not
Speaker 1: a huge risk of losing a single American life. And
Speaker 1: once you take it out, call it good. Then he
Speaker 1: can go to his people who are all about you know,
Speaker 1: Israel and what Israel wants and tell them, hey, I
Speaker 1: took out their nuclear program for you, And he can
Speaker 1: go to the others who didn't want to get involved
Speaker 1: at all and say, Okay, we drop some bombs, but
Speaker 1: now we're done, and I'm calling for a ceasefire. Notice
Speaker 1: how immediately afterwards he gave Iron a threat, you better
Speaker 1: not try to fight back, or it's it for you.
Speaker 1: Rubio said the same thing, and then almost in the
Speaker 1: next breath, he said, let's negotiate a seasfire. Let's be
Speaker 1: done with this whole thing. He wanted to drop the
Speaker 1: bombs and walk. Now, that's the kind of thing you
Speaker 1: can do. We could sit and argue whether or not
Speaker 1: it's a permanent ceasefire. I think you'd be pretty naive
Speaker 1: to believe that the lack of shooting right now is
Speaker 1: going to have any kind of lasting. It's just not
Speaker 1: not gonna last. Okay. Iran hasn't given up their goals
Speaker 1: of exterminating everybody in Israel, so that's just the way
Speaker 1: it is. But anyway, our goal was to fire and forget,
Speaker 1: drop the bombs and bail. That was our goal. In Iraq.
Speaker 1: That was not George Bush's goal. George Bush wanted a
Speaker 1: complete regime change. The goal was not just to kill
Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein. The goal was kill Saddam Hussein, take out
Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein and install a completely new government in Iraq.
Speaker 1: And that, as we've talked about so many times before,
Speaker 1: it sounds so wonderful when you're sitting around a wonderful
Speaker 1: air conditioned American conference room and you're convening with your
Speaker 1: generals and you realize your military is far more powerful
Speaker 1: than their military, and you frankly look a little bit unstoppable,
Speaker 1: and why can't we just do whatever we want? But
Speaker 1: as we've seen time and time and time again, destroying
Speaker 1: is easy. Building is hard, Killing is easy. Killing a government,
Speaker 1: taking people out is easy. It really is, especially for
Speaker 1: a modern country like us, a modern country like Israel.
Speaker 1: How many Israel basically wiped out their entire leadership in
Speaker 1: one night. That's easy. Replacing it with something else is
Speaker 1: another thing, entirely. It's a different country. It's a sovereign country.
Speaker 1: It's a sovereign country. And remember, when a country has
Speaker 1: any form of government, maybe it's an evil tyrant, right,
Speaker 1: that's Saddam Hussein type someone like that. Ayah told us.
Speaker 1: But when a country has a government, there were a
Speaker 1: lot of things leading up to that country having that government.
Speaker 1: Maybe a violent revolution. Maybe the people freaking voted for it. Maybe,
Speaker 1: but there were a lot of things things that took
Speaker 1: place that brought that country to the point where it
Speaker 1: has that government. When you go take that government out
Speaker 1: and create a power vacuum, you don't know, no matter
Speaker 1: how rich and powerful you are, you don't know what
Speaker 1: things are going to take place from there and where
Speaker 1: that's going to lead. With your preferred candidate, it's easy
Speaker 1: to look at a guy who maybe you get along
Speaker 1: with him, maybe he's in charge of maybe it's a
Speaker 1: general you like, and say, hey, let's just take out
Speaker 1: these guys. They won't put in a general Chris, Well,
Speaker 1: what if he loses, what if he gets assassinated? What
Speaker 1: if he's been nice to you now the second you
Speaker 1: elected me turns into a monster. It's happened many times before.
Speaker 1: Taking out a government is easy. Replacing it with something
Speaker 1: else is much, much, much more difficult. And that's where
Speaker 1: we failed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Taking out the current
Speaker 1: government wasn't a problem at all. Our military. Look at
Speaker 1: our people. We have the best people, best military. Giving
Speaker 1: the people of those countries something different that is better, Oh,
Speaker 1: that is a very difficult thing. To do. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday and
Speaker 1: ask Doctor Jesse Friday memory. You can still email the
Speaker 1: show love hey, death threats, whatever you would like. Ask
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions, email those into Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. I need to keep reminding you because a
Speaker 1: lot of people watch the radio show, and it used
Speaker 1: to be on the first TV where I do my
Speaker 1: TV show. Now, if you watch the radio show, it's
Speaker 1: on Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It's still free. You just
Speaker 1: go to Jesse Kellyshow dot com and click on the
Speaker 1: link and that's where you can watch it from there. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Since absolutely nothing interesting happened over the weekend and there's
Speaker 1: nothing newsworthy worthy to talk about, I decided to rewatch aliens.
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you had if you had to
Speaker 1: with your squad and the Marines, would you rather fight
Speaker 1: aliens in a dark, claustrophobic research base or predator in
Speaker 1: a dense jungle setting. How well would your squad do?
Speaker 1: This is a tough one because on one hand, when
Speaker 1: you consider the environment, you have the miserable, frozen hellscape
Speaker 1: of space where you will essentially die and suffocate instantly.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you die in space, but I'm
Speaker 1: never going up there. I don't care. But then you
Speaker 1: have an environment that's even worse, and that would be
Speaker 1: the jungle. I've told you my stories in the jungle,
Speaker 1: haven't I. Every Vietnam veteran listening is nodding his head
Speaker 1: as we speak right now, and they have much worse
Speaker 1: stories than I do from the jungle. But we just
Speaker 1: did training in the jungle, the Thailand jungle. And have
Speaker 1: you ever gone walking through the woods and you're looking
Speaker 1: at the leaves and sticks ahead of you as you're
Speaker 1: walking through the woods, and every single one of them,
Speaker 1: it seems like every single one of them has a
Speaker 1: leech hanging off the end of the leaf or stick,
Speaker 1: just waiting to try to grab you on the way by.
Speaker 1: Have you ever experienced that, because I have. Have you
Speaker 1: ever experienced having to take off your pants in front
Speaker 1: of your friends so they can help burn the leeches
Speaker 1: off of your body because you will have some on you.
Speaker 1: I was reading something about the British sas the Special
Speaker 1: Air Service. They're Davy Seals, right, They're Delta Force's total studs.
Speaker 1: Sas guys are total studs. And as part of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is still the case because
Speaker 1: it was an order book, but as part of their
Speaker 1: training to see if you can make it and get
Speaker 1: in there, they take you to some jungle. I think
Speaker 1: it was in Africa. I think it was in anyway,
Speaker 1: they take you to some horrible jungle and just to
Speaker 1: see if you can make it. And do you know
Speaker 1: that part of the training, This is just part of
Speaker 1: the training of teaching you how to make it in
Speaker 1: the jungle. You would have two sets of camis camouflage uniforms.
Speaker 1: Two sets. You have two sets. One you keep dry
Speaker 1: at all times. You only ever use this one for
Speaker 1: when you want to maybe sleep at night or something
Speaker 1: like that. The other one, the other one, is the
Speaker 1: one you wear every single day. And the understanding with
Speaker 1: this arrangement is this one set of camis will be wet, moldy, sweaty,
Speaker 1: and it will rot the skin off of your body
Speaker 1: because of the jungle environment. Like you will have patches
Speaker 1: of skin that will begin to like luff off and
Speaker 1: rot off of your body. And you put those on
Speaker 1: every single day. It's not that you ever swap them out.
Speaker 1: You just always want to have something dry to put on.
Speaker 1: If you start a fire at night or you're crawling
Speaker 1: into bed, it's just built in you will be wet
Speaker 1: and miserable every single day in the jungle. You don't
Speaker 1: respect Vietnam veterans enough, and neither do I, and I
Speaker 1: respect them a lot. I couldn't imagine fighting a war
Speaker 1: in that environment we were in training. And I don't
Speaker 1: want to say perfectly safe, right, because it's poisonous things
Speaker 1: everywhere and all kinds of stuff, but relatively safe those
Speaker 1: guys and the World War II veterans in the Pacific.
Speaker 1: I should point out those guys fought in that environment.
Speaker 1: An enemy that can hide anywhere, and the enemy might
Speaker 1: not even be what gets you. I'd rather fight an alien.
Speaker 1: I would rather fight the alien. And look, I didn't
Speaker 1: even bring up the monster portion as the alien versus
Speaker 1: the petitor thing that secondary. I mean, they're both superstud
Speaker 1: monsters that you're gonna have to deal with. I would
Speaker 1: rather fight the alien. At least with the alien, I
Speaker 1: don't have leeches on me. At least there aren't any leeches.
Speaker 1: There aren't any tigers. There were freaking tigers there aren't
Speaker 1: any cobras. There aren't any centipedes or millipedes. I forget
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't even know the difference. I
Speaker 1: went to community college. That are the size of snakes,
Speaker 1: gigantic stinging ones with mouths that look like they can
Speaker 1: eat your face. The place is a freaking house of horrors.
Speaker 1: I hate the jungle. I hate it. If you can't tell,
Speaker 1: I hate it, and I'm never going back. Lord Willing Jesse.
Speaker 1: They are looking for movie extras for a World War
Speaker 1: two movie that will be filming near my hometown. I've
Speaker 1: been considering putting my name in as an extra, being
Speaker 1: as how you are a huge fan of WW two.
Speaker 1: Is this something you would do? His name is Dave.
Speaker 1: Die with some stories. Everybody, everybody listening to the sound
Speaker 1: of my vice voice, young, old men, women, We are
Speaker 1: all going to die one day, Die with adventures, adventures
Speaker 1: on your belt, Die having done things that are wild
Speaker 1: and crazy. I have screwed up so much in my life,
Speaker 1: and I've done so much wrong in my life, and
Speaker 1: I can't undo that, and I'll do more wrong because
Speaker 1: I'm a terrible person.