Speaker 1: It's just one scam after another. I'm so sick of
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ever going to go to freaking jail?
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Happy Thursday.
Speaker 2: Thursday winding down this week. By the way, I will
not be here next week, but Jason Hammer will return
to do the show with Daisy. You guys are gonna
have so much fun.
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Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be gonna be like the little sister in
the frat house, you guys, it's I don't know, is
it gonna be fun. We're gonna miss you now, you won't.
It's not the same with that mock. But we're gonna
try to have a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, you should absolutely tune in. It's gonna
be hilarious. I'm sure Jason will have a bunch of
his uh sponsor. I'm going to be talk about We're
going to be inappropriate, and there will be in appropriateness
because it's Jason right. So, okay, there's so much to
get to. My son is on his way home. He's
an hour and fifteen minutes away. He's going to be
coming home during the show. I'm going to be dying
to see him. So we have a lot to get
through and we're going to start it right now. With
the successful launch of the Artemis yesterday, we went out
to the dock to try to see if we could
see anything. Unfortunately we did not, but I've been loving
all of the videos from people that were in planes
and able to catch video of the launch from their
window seats. That was amazing, absolutely crazy crazy, So those
have been my favorite videos. But just for those folks
who might be interested in the path and what the
plan is for Artemis, I saw this cool little graphic
that shows exactly what the path is. It's going to
take a couple trips around Earth and then use that
momentum to kind of slingshot itself around the backside of
the Moon and then back where it will be landing,
I believe in San Diego.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so remarkable, really, it's incredible.
Speaker 2: So this is the first moon voyage in fifty three years,
and according to Colin rug here's what we can expect next.
It's a ten day mission. The crew is going to
get five thousand miles from the Moon's surface. This is
actually the furthest we have ever been. The crew will
sleep in two four hour periods, and on the second day,
Orion engines will accelerate the spacecraft to escape velocity and
send them towards the Moon. On days three to five,
the crew will fine tune the approach to the Moon.
Day six is when the crew flies by it, and
that's when there'll be two hundred and fifty thousand miles
away from the Earth, which beats the current record by
I think not very much. It's like two thousand miles
or something further than we've ever gone. Day six to
seven they'll find tune their approach back, and then on
day ten they will put on their proper suits, get
ready for re entry, and they will re enter at
twenty five thousand miles per hour. There will be two
parachutes that'll slow them down to seventeen and then they'll
splash down off of the coast of San Diego. So
that is the plan, and I just find the whole thing.
So FORGID, it's so fascinating. I was one the last
time they did this. Plus I'd like to point out,
I don't know, maybe it's just me. It's a good
looking crew. Yeah, it's a pretty good looking crew.
Speaker 1: Good look in you know, diverse, diverse if you're into
that then and just very like they look like they're
really in shape healthy.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine what it must feel like to climb
into that thing and know that you're about to blast off.
Speaker 1: Too, I'd be whooping my pants. Oh my god, there
were not much traffic, but there'd be so much. Yeah, totally,
it's incredible.
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Speaker 2: So I did not stay up for Trump's speech pretty
much knew how it was going to go, and after
reading the transcript this morning and seeing the clips, it
did go pretty much how we knew it was going
to go. And that is that he tends to say
things repeatedly that we've heard before. I don't know that
he's the best messenger for this entire operation. He's not
nearly as effective, I don't think as Marco. But it's
important that we hear from the President about what the
plans are.
Speaker 5: And like a.
Speaker 2: Couple of the I guess takeaways would be that this
is going to go on for another two to three weeks,
is what he was estimating. They're still working through negotiations
with Iran, hopeful that those will be fruitful. But if
they're not, plans to knock the hell out of them,
and he's going to be He's going to be attacking
all kinds of you know, energy sources and whatnot. But
they do expect that this is going to be another
two to three weeks, and he talked specifically. I thought
this was probably the most interesting clip from that speech
last night, is when he talked about how other countries
need to be stepping up, particularly when it comes to
the strait of hormones.
Speaker 5: Is of the.
Speaker 4: World that do receive oil through the hormone strait must
take care of that passage. They must cherish it, they
must grab it and cherish it. They can do it easily.
We will be helpful, but they should take the lead
in protecting the oil that they so desperately depend on.
So to those countries that can't get fuel, many of
which refuse to get involved in the decapitation of our end,
we had to do it ourselves. I have a suggestion.
Number one, buy oil from the United States of America.
We have plenty, We have so much. And number two,
build up some delayed courage. Should have done it before,
should have done it with us as we asked. Go
to the strait and just take it, protect it, use
it for yourselves. Iran has been essentially decimated. The hard
part is done, so it should be easy. And in
any event, when this conflict is over, the strait will
open up naturally. It'll just open up naturally. They're going
to want to be able to sell oil because that's
all they have to try and rebuild. It will resume
the flowing and the gas prices will rapidly come back down.
Speaker 6: Stock prices will rapidly.
Speaker 5: Go back up.
Speaker 6: They haven't come down very much.
Speaker 4: Frankly, they came down a little bit, but they've had
some very good days over the last couple of days.
Speaker 1: So it was like that, Yeah, it was good, And
like one of the things is he basically alluded to
the fact that this is all an investment in our
children's future, which is something that it's like a theme
for him. That's just one of the things that stood
out for me. It's something that I don't think other
presidents have really cared about, is my kids and my grandkids.
Speaker 2: They all to say they care, but right, but.
Speaker 1: I don't think they really give a crap. And I
think he actually does. I really believe that. I do.
I know that people will fight with me on that
and I don't really care, but I do think that
he cares about that. I think that as a grandpa
and a dad, I think he cares about that. He
loves this country and he wants it to be what
it was for him, like in the seventies and the eighties,
and we feel that way too, and so I think
that's one of the reasons that he does the things
that he does.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, overall, obviously I'm on totally on
board with what the operation is all about and with
the way that his entire team has communicated it, and
so I know that there's you know, according to polls,
and whatever. All the mainstream media wants to talk about
how everybody is mad about this, everybody is super mad.
And so I know that the White House feels this
intense need to keep explaining because these same people will
just be like, I don't understand what this operation is about.
Oh my god, it doesn't matter how many times it's
been explained, right.
Speaker 1: I feel like he said the same, Like I started
watching this last night, and I'm like, I've heard all
this stuff before. I know what. I'm out. I'm going
to go to bed now. Exactly.
Speaker 2: The earlier in the day, he hosted like an Easter luncheon,
and apparently the video of that. It was a little
bit over an hour, and clips of that luncheon started,
you know, filtering out to social media and everybody was
gobbling them up. And then it turns out they weren't
supposed to be Like that whole thing was videotaped, but
it wasn't supposed to be for public consumption. So now
the official video has been made private, but all the
clips are still circulating. And I don't know why they
wouldn't just have it out publicly because he was hilarious.
Thing was so fun, it was that is my favorite
Trump right. So we've got a few clips to share
from that, including when he previewed the speech that he
made last night. Here's how he said that was going
to go and.
Speaker 7: Tonight, I'm making a little speech at nine o'clock and
basically I'm going to I'm going to tell everybody how
great I am, what a great job, what a phenomenal job,
what a phenomenal job I've done.
Speaker 1: My husband last night I was like, I got to
watch this thing at eight o'clock and he's like, well,
what's he going to be talking about? I played that clip.
I was like, what.
Speaker 2: About a job he's doing.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, all right, well I'm going to
go to bed and you can tell me about it later.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, yeah, well it was funny. Ron
asked me if I was going to stay up for it,
and I was like, absolutely not. And I said and
if you were. If you're going to stay up for it,
then you're only allowed to wake me up under the
following condition. If he personally names our son Jackson and
says he is being called up for Judy, right, you
are allowed to wake me up, Beyonna. I don't. I
can listen in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's fine, care, I'm good job you guys, right.
Speaker 2: So a couple more just fun little clips from that
Easter luncheon. He also made fun of Macron, and here's
what I said about him.
Speaker 4: Then I call up friends Macaron, whose wife treats him
extremely badly and still recovering from the right to the joke,
and I say, Emmanuel, we'd love to have some help
in the golf. Even though we're setting records and knocking
out bad people and knock it out ballistic missiles. Would
love to have some help if you could. Could you
police send ships immediately? No, no, no, I cannot do that.
Speaker 5: Do know we can?
Speaker 6: We can do that after the war is won.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. I just love that.
I love when he's like loose and relaxed and just
like doing his things. I know, it's so weird because
he's got like these two different sweet spots. State of
the Union Trump is freaking amazing. It's probably my favorite
favorite Trump when he because it's the combination of like
fantastically written speeches and then the way that he plays
off of them. That's your favorite Trump, That's my favorite.
Second favorite Trump is this Trump when he's very relaxed,
very casual, kind of sort of sticking to a script,
but not really.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite Trump. No Trump, that's my favorite Trump.
Speaker 2: But my least favorite is these sort of prepared, forced
remarks where he goes off script but only a little bit,
and you can tell he's tired. That's my least favorite.
And that's when I'm less likely to tune in. And
that's what I felt like the speech last night was
compared to the Easter luncheon, which was so much more fun.
And there was another point where he was looking for
j D and he commented about JD's appearance.
Speaker 1: Here's weight the.
Speaker 4: White House, including Vice President JD. Vance. I think JD
is JD.
Speaker 6: Here, JD.
Speaker 4: He's less late. You got a little dinner, and I'm
looking for I'm looking for a heavy set gentleman, and
now I find a perfect, perfect looking specimen. And he's
doing a great job.
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wife is pregnant, you gain weight. What are you doing?
That is true?
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Speaker 2: Code choked chicks. All right, So back to the Easter luncheon.
He also talked about this idea, this notion of him
being a king, and made fun of it in just
the most perfect trumpy way.
Speaker 4: On Palm Sunday, Jesus entered Jerusalem as grouds welcomed him
with praise, honoring him as king.
Speaker 6: They call me king.
Speaker 4: Now do you believe it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: King, I'm such a king.
Speaker 4: I can't get a ball robe approved.
Speaker 6: Right, pretty amazing. I'm a king. If I was a
king would be doing a lot more.
Speaker 4: I'm doing a lot, but I could be doing a
lot more if I was a king right, he is.
Speaker 1: You cannot get any more accurate than that.
Speaker 2: I know, I just love, love love that. Also, there's
a clip this is AI. Obviously you're gonna know it
that it's AI, But there was a clip that went
around yesterday that makes fun of the fact that we
keep terminating exterminating each new Iranian leader, like as they
get installed, then we're like, we're gonna take that one
out and take that one out. So this is a
little AI clip kind of making fun of how that
switcheroo is taking place.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you reopen horror moves, everybody calms down?
Speaker 6: Deal, No, why not?
Speaker 1: Because we are winning?
Speaker 5: Who the is this?
Speaker 6: I am the new IRGC commander.
Speaker 3: What happened to the other guy?
Speaker 4: I'm the new new commander. This is the third commander
in six seconds promotion system. This is not a regime.
This is musical chair.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like. That's how it's going. It is
like that. Yeah, I would be really sad if we
killed a German shepherd. No, we're not going to do
We're not going to do that. We're not going to
do that.
Speaker 2: Probably would be the best leader Iran as a probably
without question. Now there was a moment and we're going
to get to this later in the show, but there
was a moment that Trump noticed that Erica Kirk was
in the audience, and we're going to get to that
in just a little bit, but first we need to
show you how badly James Carvill is freaking out about
Trump right now. The man is so filled with hate.
I've just never seen anything quite like it. And I
think it was what a few weeks ago that we
played a clip of him also freaking out, saying, yeah,
I have Trump's arrangement Sindrow, and I want it. I
want it even harder, Like he's so weird.
Speaker 1: Did you really get impression of him? Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little bit of an insult.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're so pretty, but like you doing really
good acting.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's so awful. So this was a
couple of days ago because I think he mentions that
April first is coming up, and so he is convinced
that by this about this time next year, Trump is
going to be out of office and yours brace yourselves. Okay,
that's all I can say to get you ready for
this insanity.
Speaker 5: About a year from now, you're going to look at
it and you're going to see all of the exposure
that you have. Your phone calls are not gonna be retired.
Foreign shit about you, because you're gonna be a line dunk.
You're not going to get any judicial nominee through. Forget
about it. Just okay, forget it. And then you're going
to have what we referred to as a come to
Jesus moment. You're gonna assess where you are, even through
your cloudy, stupid, fat addled brain, you're going to figure out,
I gotta get the hell out of here, and you've
got to cut a deal and you're gonna resign. MJD
is going to pardon you. You got to pardon a
lot of other people. But he's a creepy, ambitious little twerk.
He'll do whatever he can to get in the White House.
But they can't pardon you from state crimes. They can't
pardon you in the international Criminal Court. That can't pardon
you for any of this, and it can't foreign you
from civil Just right now, your life as you knew
it is getting ready to end. And how about one
of these people that want you to get sick? Oh no,
I want you to be fully cause I want you
to watch that fucking television on election night when the
American people tell you how much they can't stand the
sight of you. I want you to see it. I
want you to feel the pain. And then I want
the congressional people come in and tell you, sir, sir,
you don't have any support left on the hill. They're
all turning on you, and they're gonna turn you in,
and you're going to have a terrible, terrible existence, and
it's an existence that you richly, richly deserve. So maybe
what you should do is go to Disney World with
mister Gnome and Senator Graham. I don't know what to
tell you, but it's overdue. Its history in time has
caught up with you. I don't think you're going to
be president. What's April Fools coming up? I don't think.
I don't. I don't think you're gonna last past April
or next year.
Speaker 1: It just it just has never stopped being wrong. First
of all, that's like he's always been wrong. I'm sorry
I have to point out this. This is all I
have to show this because I just Danielle, you win
the Internet today. Danielle I just it's a little mean
to Dobermans. But I wow, I'm just I'm sorry. I
just I thought that was funny. You look like a
Doberman or a wrinkly old man penis. It's accurate, but
mean to do over accurate.
Speaker 2: It is pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: I love our people, I love him.
Speaker 2: He's out of his mind. I think that's pretty pretty clear. Okay,
we're going to break away from the Easter luncheon just momentarily,
because there was also earlier in the day massive important
court case at the Supreme Court that Trump sat in on,
as we mentioned he would yesterday, and that was this
case on birthright citizenship, and Kaylie Mcananey did a really
good sort of overview about how bad things are with
respect to birthright citizenship and how we got here. So
here she is on that for.
Speaker 1: A long time.
Speaker 9: But it became even worse back in two thousand and
nine when President Obama created a categorical parole program that
enabled Chinese nationals to visit the Northern Mariana Islands, a
US commonwealth out in the Pacific, without vetting or a
tourist visa. Then in twenty fourteen, President Obama entered a
reciprocal visa agreement with China, allowing citizens of each country
to travel between the two countries for up to ten
years on a single visa, opening the door even further
to birth tourism, and in twenty fifteen he changed the
rules again, making birth a legally permissible use of a
quote B visa. Now, the US currently averages thirty three
thousand tourism berths annually, and in the Northern Mariana Islands alone,
the total number of birth tourists is well over a million.
Speaker 1: That it is insane, It's completely insane. And then like
they say, like all these surrogant parents, and like the Chinese,
the Chinese thing is a total issue, you guys. Oh yeah,
like they I saw this thing where a Chinese billionaire
one hundred babies via US multiple surrogates. The babies are
sent back to China. You guys, it's pouring down rain here.
I'm sorry. Just that you can hear that they're set
back to China and doctrinated by the CCP okay, and
then they're going to come back to America when they're
eighteen and they're going to vote.
Speaker 2: I think you might even have that as a screen.
Speaker 1: Shaw, Yeah, because Will I think Will Caine was talking
about that. And so they say that forty one percent
of like international surrogates surrogate parents in the United States
forty one this almost half are Chinese and this.
Speaker 2: Is like we're being taken over. W Yeah, with birth tourism. So,
I mean, it is a really really important case. There's
a lot of doubt that it's going to go in
Trump's direction, and we'll get into that in just a second.
But just from a commentary perspective, the chick from Fox
News isaa isaa. Aisha Hasny said, I have seen birth
tourism up close. It is a total abuse of the system.
Think about it. Someone like me, who was not born
in the US but has lived here since I was
six years old, will never be able to run for president.
But a child born here through birth tourism then taken
back and raised in their parents' country, never growing up
with our values somehow can American citizenship is not an
insurance policy.
Speaker 1: It's not okay, they're like, these are these are commedis
that are going to come here and they're gonna they're
gonna run for office and they're going to win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's you've got the plan.
Speaker 1: That is lately it's the plan. It's an invasion. It's
not okay, it will happen, mark my words, it will happen.
Speaker 2: So the court case, there was obviously so many clips
it was almost impossible to choose which ones to share
with you if you weren't watching yesterday. But John Sower,
who is the Solicitor General, was making the case on
behalf of Trump and the White House and specifically referring
to what's going on with China. And here is what
he's here's a little bit of what he said about
the Chinese tourism.
Speaker 10: That, based on Chinese media reports, there are five hundred,
five hundred birth tourism companies in the People's Republic of China,
who's what business is to bring people here to give
birth and return to to that nation.
Speaker 4: Having said all that, you do agree that that has
no impact on the legal analysis before us.
Speaker 10: I think it's I'd quote what Justice Clia said in
his Homdan Descent, where they like their interpretation has these
implications that could not possibly have been approved by the
nineteenth century framers of this amendment. I think that shows
that they've made a mess. Their interpretation has made a
mess in the provision.
Speaker 2: Well, it certainly wasn't a problem in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 6: No, But of course we're in a new world now, is.
Speaker 10: Justice Leader pointed out to where eight billion people are
one plane ride away from having a child who's a
US citizen.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a new world. It's the same constitution, it is.
Speaker 10: And as Justice Clia said, I think in the case
that Justice Leader was referring to, you've got a consocial
provision that addresses certain evils, and it should be extended
to reasonly comparable evils.
Speaker 6: He said that about stash store interpretation.
Speaker 10: I think the same principle applies here, and I think
we quote that in our brief.
Speaker 1: Just it's like any any chance these people can get
to scam us. It's just one scam after another. As
a tax being citizen who follows the rules, I'm just
I'm so sick of this stuff.
Speaker 2: I know, you know, it's super frustrating because you know,
I guess for people that were sitting in on the
entire case hearing yesterday, they left feeling very much like
we're not going to win this, Like this is not
going to go in our favor because the Supreme Court
is going to look at it not from an outcome perspective.
They're not going to look at how the law actually
impacts the United States. They're just going to look at
the law as how it is to be read and interpreted.
And then they're going to rely, as they probably should, honestly,
on Congress to create legislation, legislation which prevents the fraud,
the abuse of the Constitution of our generosity. You know
what I mean, It should be Congress. But you know
Congress isn't going to do it.
Speaker 1: They're busy. They're on vacation, Mack so, they they're at
Disney World.
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Speaker 2: Do it all right. So another reason that people are
feeling less than optimistic about how yesterday went at SCOTUS
is because there are even the justices who are conservative leaning,
like Trump's appointees, and some of the old timers they
were they were showing doubt. They were expressing doubt over
how all of this might work in practice. And one
of the people that was expressing doubt and wondering about
process was Amy Cony Barrett.
Speaker 1: How would it work?
Speaker 11: How would you adjudicate these cases? You're not going to
know at the time of birth for some people whether
they have the intent to stay or not, including US citizens.
By the way, I mean, what if you have someone
who is living in Norway with their husband and family.
But it's still a US citizen comes home and has
her child here and goes back. How do we know
whether the child is a US citizen because the parent
didn't have an intent to stay.
Speaker 6: I'd make two points, one practical, one legal. The practical
point is, under the term of this.
Speaker 10: Executive order, you don't have to because the executive order
turns on objectively verifiable things, which is immigration status. Are
you lawfully present but temporarily present? Or are do you
have an illegal status? So those kind of like you know,
taking evidence so to speak, on your subjective attent wouldn't
be done. And as to the constitutional point, obviously domicile
is baked into a lot of constitutional and legal concepts,
and there may be situations where facts are determined.
Speaker 6: But if you look at the guidance, the guidance that all.
Speaker 10: The agencies did after this court and Costa said the
agency could go for an issue guidance, the guidance provides
I think, very very clear, objective, verifiable approaches to doing this,
and so as a practical.
Speaker 6: Matter, I don't think it's presented by this executive order.
Speaker 2: So that was not apparently good enough for Katanji Brown Jackson. Oh,
of course not who was just as dumb as ever.
I don't understand, she never does. But she also wanted
to hear more about practical you know, in practice, how
does this work? And so he tried to answer, And
then you're going to hear her all of a sudden
be like, I don't care about transparency. I'm asking about
process or whatever it is that she's about to say. Here,
she's just freaking obnoxious. And he explains very well the
answer to her question.
Speaker 10: As you'll hear, as there's currently a system where, for example,
security social Security numbers are generated based on the birth certificate.
They say this can still be for the vast majority
of institute is completely transparent.
Speaker 6: You will still get are not transparent. I'm just talking
about the particulars.
Speaker 3: Because now you say your rule turns on whether the
person intended to stay in the United States, And I
think Justice Barrett brought this up. So we're bringing pregnant
women in for depositions. What are we doing to figure
this out? Now?
Speaker 10: As I pointed out earlier, the executive order turns on
lawfulness of steps.
Speaker 6: So if you get right now, it gets the birth
certificate in the system. There's a computer system, so there's
no opportunity.
Speaker 3: There's apparently no opportunity then for the person to prove
or to say that they actually intended to stay in
the United Absolutely.
Speaker 6: Not, the opposite is true. Their opportunity to dispute.
Speaker 10: If they think they were wrongly denied, which would only
happen in tiny minority of cases.
Speaker 6: After this directly addressing that.
Speaker 3: Guy after the fact, after their baby has been denied citizenship,
then we can go through the process.
Speaker 10: And the way that I mean, I'm summarizing because I'm
not an expert computers, but there's a computer program that
currently automatically generates a social Security number. As I say,
he says, look a social security number. Non citizens can
have them if they work authorizations who does improve citizenship.
Speaker 6: We'll give you a social Security number.
Speaker 10: Provided that there's the system automatically checks the immigration stats
to the parents, which they're robust databases for, and then
appears no different to the vast majority of birthing parents.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Thank you, counsel.
Speaker 2: This just makes me so crazy because of how hard
they're making it when so many countries across the globe
have no problem doing this and have actually far more
strict ways.
Speaker 1: Of doing it.
Speaker 2: I looked that up because I was super curious to know,
like why why is this so hard? And it turns
out forty five plus countries offer some form of birthright
citizenship with limits where at least one parent has to
be a citizen, permanent resident or legal resident. Parents must
have lived in the country for a certain amount of time.
The child must apply later sometimes at eighteen, have lived
there for years, or meet other conditions like school attendance,
et cetera. And then I wanted to know, okay, like where, like,
especially western countries, how does that work? And so all
of Europe has shifted away in recent decades due to
immigration concerns from just blanket having birthright citizenship. Yeah, so yeah,
the UK needs a parent who is a citizen. Germany
needs a parent that has permanent residency in five years
of legal residents. I mean anyway, the point is it's
not impossible to make this work, you know what I mean?
So Amy Cony Barrett and Tanji Brown Jackson acting like, well,
how are you gonna like to pose every pregnant mom?
Speaker 1: Stop making this hard, you know what I mean? Just
stop it, I think and Asia doesn't have it, do they.
I don't think Asia that was I think.
Speaker 2: They next screens.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they ended it, don't they. They don't
have it.
Speaker 2: So China, Japan, India, South Korea there is no automatic
citizenship by birth unless parents are citizens or there's very
very narrow exceptions. And Australia and New Zealand it's got
to be one parent at least who is a citizen
or permanent resident or the child lives there for ten years.
Speaker 1: Why is this so freaking hard for us? Why don't
what is it about the units for so many things
across the board, We're.
Speaker 2: Like, come on in, it's fine, like take advantage of us,
Like it's tough.
Speaker 1: Listen, everybody destroy us from within. It's fine. We're the
United States where those guys you can take advantage of
and like totally come over here and bend over our taxpayers.
It's fine. I mean, I'm just I don't understand why
we are those people all the time. Why why do
we have to do this?
Speaker 2: Why can't we just It's like it's like we have
become the doormat that says welcome on it of the world.
Speaker 1: And at the taxpayer's expense and at the citizens demise,
at the country's demise, Like I just the American said,
we all the ones to follow the rules were the
ones who get screwed. We get screwed, We get totally screwed.
I'm tired of it, you guys.
Speaker 2: I know it's it's infuriating. There was a very interesting
tweet that came out of a Democratic representative from Nevada.
Her name is Susie Lee. She posted and then quickly
deleted this when she heard that Trump was going to
be sitting in on the Supreme Court session. She tweeted
and then deleted, and I apologize, hid your kids, hid
your wives, But she said, so fucking fucked up. I'll
pray they fuck him to his face. Sorry, I say
fuck a lot these days.
Speaker 1: What's way to elevate the discourse, lady?
Speaker 2: I was like, what is wrong with you? Are you okay?
Like she's not okay, She's not okay, Okay. That is
freaking crazy. We do have some great analysis from several
different people about this, and Phil We've got a few
screenshots that we're just going to let run together. By
the way, Phil is phil Harmonic today Harmonic, So Paula
Scanlon said, my uncle came to America at two years old,
served as a captain in the Air Force, doesn't speak
a word of Chinese, and he can never be president.
A baby born to CCP officials in an La birthing
hotel flies home three weeks later and grows up in
Shanghai legally more American.
Speaker 1: Right, this is absurd.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's workarounds. There have got to be workarounds. We
have to have some standards and some rules in this country.
We can we maybe do that legislators. Here's another, this
one from Megan Basham, who said, I don't know what
the Supreme Court will decide on the question of birthright citizenship,
but I know this. If the courts continue to enforce
practices that increase chaos, destruction, and division within the United States,
like allowing one and a half million Chinese nationals to
vote because they happen to be born in an American hospital,
people will very soon stop respecting the courts, and then
things will really get dangerous.
Speaker 1: It's not even disrespecting the courts, I mean, that's just
one element of it. But these people, these Chinese nationals,
will get into office right between them and Islam We're
f't you guys?
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 2: Michael Sleisak said, if a foreign diplomat gives birth in
New York, the child is not a US citizen. But
if the diplomat illegally sneaks into the country and then
gives birth bingo US citizenship, that is how dumb our
current interpretation of the fourteen the amendment is it is done.
Speaker 6: How this is crazy?
Speaker 1: Yes, this is absolutely crazy, completely retarded.
Speaker 2: Liz Wheeler. In the next decade, over a million Chinese
communists will be able to vote in American elections. You
heard me. Thanks to birth tourism, Chinese billionaires are paying
story gets to birth their children on US soil, so
the babies are American citizens. The kids are taken back
to China after birth, raised as commis, and then when
they're eighteen, they're allowed to vote in US elections. That
is why birthright citizenship must end. A million votes swings
any election. Soon, the Chinese commies will legally control our
elections unless we end this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's so much that people need to
wake up to. God, I know, right, it's absurd. It is.
Speaker 2: Just to prove once again how absolutely retarded what pe
Goldberg is when all the news came out that Trump
was going to sit in on the Supreme Court session
and people were freaking out. Even though there is it's
a literal assigned seat for the president, sadad. She decided
that that meant he was going to be arguing his case.
That is how this that's how this sounds to me.
You tell me what you think.
Speaker 12: And we just have to get to this because this
is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: What's going on got to get you.
Speaker 2: You know who is.
Speaker 12: At the He's at the Supreme Court as we speak,
making his case for signing an executive order that ends
birthrights citizenship in America.
Speaker 2: That's actually making his case, you guys.
Speaker 1: It's actually false.
Speaker 13: So the fact, I'm surprised that the guy behind the scenes,
because you know, they constantly are having to correct these
total hags now because of legality and whatnot.
Speaker 1: There's like that producer behind anthy's like, whoopy, no, that's
actually not correct. It's actually wrong. You're a liar, Yeah, Boise,
he didn't step in.
Speaker 6: That were a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, I shouldn't expect Sonny to step in, even
as a lawyer. She's not gonna She probably thinks the
same thing.
Speaker 1: Notre Dame needs to get their back from her Lord.
Speaker 2: Okay, we have a few more, like another series of
screenshots that I wanted to share specifically because there are
attorneys that I respect very very much who are kind
of preparing us in some way to not be totally
disappointed when this does not go our way, the first
of those being Kurt Schlichter. And Kurt, you can read
what he said in this tweet.
Speaker 1: You guys understand we're going to lose the birthright citizenship
case right before you completely freak out. The traditional understanding
of the fourteenth Amendment, which we are seeking to change,
is not an insane reading of it. Nor are arguments
insane like the left has been same. That's baloney. To
just shut us up neither side is frivolous. It's a
tough call legally and objectively speaking. But when we lose it,
and I think we will, don't freak out that this
is some sort of conspiracy. It's a hard legal decision. Sadly,
we have three judges who aren't even going to try
to examine the question. We'll always vote for what leftists want,
but the rest of the court has to make a
tough legal call. I think our reading is the correct
one for various reasons. I think they're going to rule
against us. Don't freak out when they do. It's not
an utterly irrational ruling like so many of the district
court opinions we've seen.
Speaker 2: There was a reply or a retweet of that from
upstate federalist who said, counterpoint, if I were the Chinese government,
I would simply offer every pregnant woman a first class flight,
a five star hotel, accommodation in the US at eight
and a half months pregnant, wait twenty years, and then
conquer the country. Why would I not do that?
Speaker 1: Exactly, this is the thing. And then he's telling us
not to freak out. I mean, I feel like I'm
a little freaked. Of course I'm going to freak out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little freaked. And I was, especially because
Mike Davis, who is you know, like usually he's like whoo,
ready to go, like he's he's like a bulldog, right,
And so when I saw his tweet about this, I
was like, oh, yeah, we've lost this. He said, it
appears as though the Supreme Court is going to constitutionalize
birthright citizenship for Chinese birth tourists. This means Chinese nationals
have their babies in America, return to China with these
new American citizens vote in our elections and receive our benefits.
And when he sounds pessimistic, that's bad, you guys, that's
real bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Snackums is right. Start studying your Mandarin,
everybody right.
Speaker 2: Matt Walsh also with a good take, saying the left's
argument for birthright citizenship is obviously insane, but it's even
more insane when you consider that they actually don't believe
in your or my birthright. We're on stolen land and
don't belong here, according to them. But the anchor baby
who's parents got here from Guatemala ten seconds ago, has
a birthright and is tied to this nation by blood
for all of time. That's actually their position. It is
so psychotic that you can't even argue against it. It's
like trying to have a political debate with a dog.
These people are not rational.
Speaker 1: Right, I could literally have a better political debate with
all three of my dogs. And they're all stupid. They're
all like criminals, and you're stupid. Yeah, they eat horse,
crappy guys, And I could have a better political debate.
Speaker 2: We that's the thing. It's just maddening. Now. There was
another tweet from Matt Walsh which I was like, when
I first saw, I was jarred by it, and then
I was like, oh, maybe he's right. I don't know,
tell me what you think about this. He said, Clarence
Thomas is a brilliant man, one of the greatest justices
of all time. He also needs to retire immediately. He
is seventy seven. If Democrats win the midterms and then
the presidency, which they very likely could, there is a
significant chance they'll get to replace him with another Katangi Jackson.
That would be a disaster for the country. We need
to get young conservatives on the court right now. Alito too,
he is seventy six.
Speaker 1: Both of them, both of them. He's absolutely that is
absolutely right. I didn't think about that until right now.
I just because I just think of them as being
there forever and he's right, he's absolutely right. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But if they win, they're going to pack the court anyway,
so like it almost doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, it matters.
Speaker 2: Wait to lose those voices, I it matters.
Speaker 1: It matters and we don't need another amy Cony Barrett.
Oh my god, we need two more of them. Can
we find two more of them that are in their thirties.
Speaker 2: Or forties they're just getting Like Ted Cruz would be good.
Mike Davis. Let's put Mike Davis on the spring court.
Speaker 1: Yes, Mike Davis should be great. Oh my god. He
would be fantastic, wouldn't he.
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My laundry room is one of my favorite rooms in
the house. I'm not even kidding because I do mind
doing laundry. I don't mind it. I know a lot
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I have a TV in there. I'll hang out in there.
It's like it's sort of like my she shed, you
know what I mean, Like a lot of men will
escape to their little man cave. The laundry room is
my she shed. And I go in there, and I
love it because it smells so good in there, because
I have my laundry sauce and I get I mean,
I go in there and I hang out and I
watch Fox News and I just you know what I mean,
It's like it's my little spot, you know. And they
have I mean, they have all these different flavors, you know,
little sauces, and and it just turned a chore into
something that's like self care. It's very self carried, don't
you think it's I.
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out of the dryer and just take a big whiff,
and then when you fold it and put it away,
like their clothes and your closets start to get that sent.
I mean, it's the best smelling it really.
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they have dryer sheets, they have fabric fresher like freshen
her spray. They have everything My daughter's obsessed with the stuff.
She's like, mom, used the pink stuff. It's like rose,
I love that one. I love the rose. That's her favorite.
And she's really into smells because she's a teenage girl,
so like they, I mean, she's so into the stuff
they have like Australian sandalwood and Italian how do you
pronounce that? Bergamont Bergamo Bergamo? Thank you that? And then
she loves the rose. The Egyptian Rose's a pink package.
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Speaker 2: So there was an announcement and I'm going to have
you read a lot. So you got your good glasses
on my good glasses on Yeah. So Trump is obviously
getting sick and tired as we all are about DHS
not being funded, and so he came out with this
announcement on truth Social yesterday. Here's what he said. This
is just the first page.
Speaker 1: By the way, Republicans fully support our great men and
women of law enforcement. Maybe the words should be love America,
thanks each and every one of our wonderful police, border patrol,
ice and others for their work to protect our cities,
town streets, and indeed our country itself. Unlike Republicans, Democrats
want to defund the police, border patrol and all immigration enforcement.
They want to allow criminals, the mentally insane, and lunatics
from all over the world to come into our country
totally embedded and unshots, putting Americans in serious danger. That's
why we are going forward to fund our incredible ice
agents and border patrol through a process that doesn't need
radical left Democrat votes and bypasses the Senate filibuster, which
should be repealed immediately. Working in close conjunction with House
Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Leader John Thune, we are
going to work as fast and as focused as possible
to replenish funding for our border and ICE agents, and
the radical left Democrats won't be able to stop us.
We will not allow them to hurt the families of
these great patriots by defunding them. I am asking the
bill b on my desk no later than June first.
Our law enforcement officers and the American people should not
have to wait until the Democrats see reason learn the
hard way through the polls. Hopefully everyone will be voting
Republican for the midterms through simple unification. Republicans can do
this without the Democrats. Here's the rest. In the meantime,
we will continue to use funding from the Great, Big,
Beautiful Bill, which is giving record tax rebates the citizens
all over the country, to ensure that Ice and Border
patrol agents are paid on time and in full, as
we have been doing for them throughout the Democrats shutdown.
Immigration enforcement will continue and our border will remain secure
with no murderers, drug dealers, or criminals of any kind
entering our country. The American people should use this opportunity
to reflect on the tens of millions of illegal aliens,
including many violent criminals such as murders, rapist, human traffickers,
child molesters, and more. That Joe Biden and as far
left liberal Democrat cronies in Congress, led by Hakeem Jeffries
and Chuck Schumer, invited and allowed into our country for
the four years before I took office. These radical, weak
and incompetant Democrats have made clear that if they resume power,
they will never again provide funding to secure our border
or enforce our immigration laws. The Democrats are the party
of open borders for criminals, crimes your immigration enforcement, defunding
the police, and allowing the worst of the worst to
have get out of jail free cards. They want America
to be open and available to violent criminals, thugs, and
low lifes, not our great and loving American page. So
don't forget that in November win the mid terms. Thank
you for your attention to this matter. So I just
want to point out people think that he has dementia.
Did you just did you see did you hear what
I just read? Seriously, he wrote that he wrote it,
that was from his brain, But you tell me how
he has dementia.
Speaker 2: Oh. People are saying that like his speech last night
proves that he is incoherent, and they just don't understand
the weave obviously they don't understand the weave. But anyway,
so when I first read that, I was like, okay,
all right, so they're gonna they're gonna move forward if
they're not gonna, you know, eliminate the filibuster. They've got
this reconciliation process method that they can use to make
sure that I and VP gets funded. So but I
was still confused about like how that actually works, because
when it comes to process and procedure and Senate rules
and all that parliamentary stuff, I don't get it. Not
afraid to admit that I don't get it. But then
so Senator John Thune and then Leader Mike Johnson released
a joint statement. So Trump released that tweet first, and
then Senator Thun and Mike Johnson released the same statement.
I'm not going to make you read this. Don't worry
because I know it's way too little, oh my god, think,
but I just wanted you to see that. You know,
there was this statement released and I read it and
I was like, Okay, I still I'm just not clear
on what this means. But then Bill Mlushan put out
a tweet that I thought explained it really really well.
If you want to read this.
Speaker 1: Pune and Johnson announced the apparent path forward and DHS funding.
They will support the bill the Senate passed with DEM
support at two am last Friday that funds all of
DHS except ICE and CBP. We'll attempt to fund CBP
and ICE through reconciliation. With that DEM vote. Dems get
zero Ice reformed they had been demanding, but can tell
their base that they held the line on not funding
ICE and CBP and have now established a precedent that
ICE and CVP can be separated out. Republicans were unable
to fund ICE and CVP through appropriations after negotiations with
Senate Dems collapsed, so they will now have to turn
to the complicated budget reconciliation process, which will require only
a simple majority of fifty one votes in the Senate
to pass. However, the process could take months and it's
not a guarantee. Trump wants the bill on his desk
by June first. All of this as DHS has been
unfunded from fifty days and a lot of people are
hurting in the process. Does anyone win?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I hate these people. I hate these freaking people. Mock.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't hate them near enough because in addition
to all that, while you know people are struggling and suffering,
there was this photo that TMZ released yesterday of thirty
members of Congress and join a taxpayer funded trip to Scotland.
Look at them like checking out Edinburgh presumably. I don't
know if that's where they are, but they're off gallivanting
around in Scotland on a little field trip while you know,
Coastguard and other are just not getting paid.
Speaker 1: Right. How can they do this in the right minds?
How do they think it's okay? Like from an optics perspective, it's.
Speaker 2: Just freaking hate these people, I know, and you should
hate them harder. Everybody hate them even harder. There was
a scoop from the New York Times yesterday, and because
it's the New York Times, I have no way of
knowing if this is true or not. You can never
tell what the New York Times. But I thought it
was interesting enough that we needed to mention it. And
that is that they say. President Trump has discussed firing
Pam Bondy in recent days as he grows frustrated with
her leadership at DJ. He has floated the idea of
replacing her with Lee Zelden. Very interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean I want to be upset about it, but
you know, listen, these women, they're making women look bad. Yeah,
because it's Christy now I'm and then if it's her next,
come on, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Not your job again, It's New York Times. Make
of that what you will. But I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would not be like, oh, really.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure he feels like all of us when
we're like, is somebody ever going to go to freaking jail?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: And I'm sure he's being tired of nobody's going to
jail right? A year later?
Speaker 1: Be kind of nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eric Swalwell, who you know women from? Governor in California,
And you may know him from such things as farting
on camera and sleeping with the Chinese by names.
Speaker 1: We need to get him a cape that says far boy.
He just needs to wear it all the time.
Speaker 2: Well, there's some interesting little bits of information coming out
about Eric Swalwell UH and his relationships with various interns.
Speaker 8: The Democratic candidate currently leading in the California governor's race
has a known history of being predatory towards women, and
while it may is politically expedient to sweep this under
the rug, it is the wrong thing to do and
we know it. I worked on the Hill, I know
many women who still do. And this message that I
received yesterday is not unique. I have received others, and
there are many women who have reached out to other
political commentators and to reporters with their stories. This particular
message follows the same pattern as the other allegations currently circulating.
You know, Eric Swalwell has slept with many of his
interns and makes them all signed NDAs so they don't
speak up right. And when I was nineteen, he tried
hitting on me and sliding into my DMS. And I
have so many other friends that have similar experiences with him.
Like I said, this message that I received is not
an anomaly. It's part of a pattern. Other commentators have
come forward, like this one saying that no less than
a dozen people have come forward to them alleging that
Swalwell has had inappropriate relationships with young staffers four years.
Speaker 1: Lastly, I would not.
Speaker 8: Be surprised if we soon see many other folks come forward.
Conversations that I have had suggest that creators who have
heard these stories and women who have experienced it are
currently sitting on the sideline because they're afraid of retaliation,
of not being able to work in this space anymore
if they speak up. But I think as more people
come forward, we will hear other voices coming in and
echoing these allegations. So we need to deal with this
and address this.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're afraid of working in the space, Okay, well,
then become a conservative. I bet that you'll get hired there.
Speak out. Why would you if you're a Democrat woman
and you've been through that, how could you even remain
a Democrat at that point? Like, first of all, I
don't know how you can be a Democrat anyway. But
then if you go through that and that guy's being
protected somehow and he's trying to make people or women,
young women sign NDA's not to basically say he didn't
do this or to just be hush hush about it.
Speaker 2: He's first of all, ew why, Like that's really that's
the main point right there is the ooh factor.
Speaker 1: The main point is, oh my god, ew why? First
of all, the smell alone, like just being around him,
can you imagine what he smells? Like, I don't want
to write, none of us want to imagine that, but
oh god, it's just he's so vile in every single way, so.
Speaker 2: Wild, and I look forward to hearing more of those.
I mean, I don't look forward to hearing the stories,
but I expect that we're going to hear more of
these kinds of stories. But it probably won't matter because
it's Democrats.
Speaker 1: Harley Kat just said egg salad ew ew. I will
never be able to look at egg salad the same
way I got, Harley Kat, thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, nasty.
Speaker 1: I used to like egg salad. Thanks.
Speaker 2: You know how like the podkanis stan Stan or whatever
people are calling the woke reiche group of podcasters now,
they're all like so incestuous. They just keep going on
each other's shows and that's all they got because they're
they're just this small click of grossness.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, of course, yesterday Tucker had Dave Smith on this
podcasts a profession naturally. But what you are about to
hear is, I I can't even believe that they actually
believe the words that are coming out of their mouths,
but yet they do, and they're very earnest about what
you're going to hear right now. I just need you
to brace yourselves for this crazy because I can't. I
can't believe that they're serious, but they are.
Speaker 14: But I mean, I do think if you're Anthry summittism's
on the rise.
Speaker 6: I agree with that.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I wish it wasn't true, but that is
absolutely real. And I know that I'm blamed for it, Okay,
But I.
Speaker 15: Mean I think I think you're I think you're one
of the Okay, I'm really I know people will people
will mock me for saying this, but I genuinely think
it's true. I think you are one of the leading
leaders against anti Semitism in the con and I think
I think I do what I can't to be that
as well.
Speaker 1: That's the first time he's ever been funny. He's a mediot, right,
It's like, this is the thing, how did you call
yourself a comic and never be funny?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: He just was fine, that is right there.
Speaker 2: But they weren't trying to be fine. That's what's so crazy.
It's like, how do they say that out loud? I
believe it.
Speaker 5: I just couldn't.
Speaker 2: I was stunned when I heard that clip absolutely stunned.
In the world. You guys, what in the world. I
can't but that happened. That really happened. And then meanwhile,
Douglas Murray wrote a fantastic column about Tucker and Maga
and Tucker's influence, et cetera, and Trump reposted it.
Speaker 1: So, Douglas Murray, I love it.
Speaker 2: I know I love it too. And so I think
I can't remember who does the summary that you're about
to see of the article. So if you missed the article,
you're going to get a quick summary which I want
you to read and just know again, Trump reposted this,
so he clearly you know, Hiship Hooker. Yes, he's absolutely
on the right side. Thank Here is the summary, which
is fantastic. Can you read that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean it's going to be hard, but I'm
going to do it. Here we go. President Trump posted
an article by Douglas Murray that highlights Tucker Carlson's extremism,
embrace of Islamists, and America last. The article is titled
Deranged Tucker Carlson backstabs Trump. Several of the top lines
in this piece include, while the President has advocated a
strong defense of America's regional allies. Carlson has spent one
hundred percent of his time trying to turn the Magabase
against Israel and in favor of his lombist regimes. That's true. True.
His podcast has become a remorseless role call of Holocaust deniers,
anti Semites, Islamist, Islamic extremists, and World War Two revisionists.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: While attacking Trump, Carlson eagerly Sawotball interviews people who love
both Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin. Also true, mm hmmm.
While accusing everyone else of being obsessed with Israel, Carlson
has obsessed about nothing else. While saying we're not allowed
to talk about Jews, he has talked about nothing but Jews.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite line, I think because it's such an
absurd proposition. Whenever they say, oh, we're not allowed to
talk about Jews, dude, that's all you do.
Speaker 1: Totally uh huh. This culminated and Carlson calling Trump's actions evil.
From being Trump cheerleaders, Carlson and company are trying to
do everything they can to destroy the president. Also true.
Speaker 2: I love the Trump.
Speaker 1: And MAGO and mag mag is being demonized too. This
is what's happening, and they're I mean, and they're doing
it under the umbrella of Christianity, which this is me
off yeah, yeah yeah, and Dave Smith.
Speaker 2: That again the guys, and they're fighting. They're the biggest
fighters against anti Semitism.
Speaker 1: Those I mean, since when is that he was he
calls that's his bio is comic. When has he been funny?
Like with the exception of that, when has he ever
been funny? I just need to understand did he used
to do like stand up? Because I've never seen he built.
Speaker 2: Nice he's still that's like that is his actual job.
Speaker 1: He needs to change anti comedy. Angry elf.
Speaker 2: All right, we promised we would get back to this
Easter luncheon and specifically the moment that Trump noticed Erica
Kirk was in the room was just the cutest thing ever.
You can just see his like, you can see him
literally in real time become disarmed by the fact that
he is seeing her, and he has similar advice for
her that we do. Actually here he is.
Speaker 1: One on love darling.
Speaker 4: Wow, darling, you're doing well, right, Okay, I think you
should see him, but you know I shall.
Speaker 5: Do you have to sue somebody?
Speaker 4: They're so jealous of Erica. I said to Sue, there
are I can say, you're not allowed to say that
you have to be nicer.
Speaker 5: Sue their ass off.
Speaker 8: Love that that.
Speaker 1: I agree one hundred percent. I know we've got an
interview coming out this this Saturday with one of our
best friends, and we asked about that. We did, and
you know, we won't give it away, we won't give
it away. But I just feel like, you know, we're
just too nice on our side, We're way too nice.
I'm just not that nice. I wouldn't have been nice. Yeah,
And I know I'm not. I'm They're just better than
I am. You know, all of them are better than
I am. But man, I would be swinging, Oh my gosh,
I know I would be swinging with Ray.
Speaker 2: I have on behalf of her and on behalf of
TPUs cannot be overstated. He also talked about Charlie and again,
you know, was really really sweet to her in that moment.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 9: It is many.
Speaker 4: Many years, and much of it has to do with
a very good friend of mine, who a person that
he loves so much is sitting right here Charlie. Kirk
loved that woman right there, and he was.
Speaker 6: So great young were Well, you know, I have people.
Speaker 7: Turn on me a lot.
Speaker 4: You do too, We all have people a turn. I
think a really big turn would be Erica. If Erica
I'm not with Trump anymore, that would be a big turn.
But I don't expect the turning point. But I don't
expect it. I see, I love that whole group, and
the kids are good, right are they?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Kind of bless them.
Speaker 2: I know they have such affection for each other. And
so naturally Candice lost her mind over that. She can't
stand it because I think she is jealous and it
makes her crazy. And so what does she do? She
mocks all of it, as you'll see from this excerpt
from her show last night about that very moment.
Speaker 16: Special shout out goes to President Donald Trump, who today
had their little Easter celebration. Erica Kirk was in attendance,
and he suggested, oh he didn't suggest. He told her
he should sue people that are making fun of her
because they're jealous of her. It's like how far they fall,
you know, how far they fall. He's like fully Jewish
now I think, you know, like he's just like it's
all of the Israelis.
Speaker 2: Sue if your feelings are hurt, sue sue.
Speaker 1: That's like I think Ben Shapiro to the show, she
should sue her.
Speaker 16: What a way to honor Holy Week? Sue them, sue them.
Everybody's just jealous of you. It's like, there's something that's
just so middle school about this. It's no, we want
to know who killed Charlie Kirk. So could you park
aside the lawyers and get information for us Trump? No,
you can't do that, can you?
Speaker 2: She's awful?
Speaker 1: What a way to honor her? Holy Week? Right?
Speaker 2: Right? She it's so much gaslighting. It's so much gaslighting.
Speaker 1: Wonder what she's going to be talking about this week,
during the week of Yeah, seriously, during Holy Week, what
is she going to be talking I think we all
know what she's going to be talking about. What she's
going to be doing. She's going to be bullying somebody.
She's gonna be evil.
Speaker 2: She she's talking about. This is so middle school. But
you did an entire series about where Eric Erica went
to like daycare. Okay, right, sit down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I'm telling you just just wait, just you know,
just wait. I know it's hard, but it's like, is
it ever? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So there was another very interesting thing that happened on
Twitter between her and Blake nef Blake from Turning Point USA.
Every now and then he reaches a limit, you know
what I mean, Like he feels the rage and he
responds with rage, and I freaking I love it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I like his responses to her. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so there was a really really, really really good
one last night. And so, and to set this up,
you're gonna hear video of him talking about how it
was clear to everyone, including him and the people closest
to Charlie, that if something were to ever happen to Charlie,
Charlie made it very very clear that Erica was the
right person to take over. And so here he is
explaining that.
Speaker 17: As fronton center at Turning Point. Is because when Charlie
was alive, people repeated, yes, Charlie, we're worried something will
happen to you. People always speculated that something could happen
to Charlie. And when he was asked he would he would.
First of all, he was totally fearless. He would just
say like, oh, it'll be fine, Erica will take over
for me. That is what he said over and over.
I saw them interact all the time, almost on a
daily basis. Even when he was traveling, he was calling
her all the time. He was talking to her all
the time. Charlie and Erica were partners. They were husband
and wife in a deep way. Their marriage was incredibly admirable.
I've seen a lot of marriages. Some of them are good,
some of them bad. Charlie and Erica's was exceptional. They
were on the same wavelength. I saw how much that relationship.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 17: Erica as well prior to Charlie's death, but especially in
the wake of it, I saw how much everything he'd
done meant to her, and how completely committed she was
to fulfilling his mission, what he had done in life
that she knew. The life I thought I was going
to live has changed very abruptly, but I am fearlessly
going to embrace the new one because I know it's
what I have to do for my husband and for
his legacy.
Speaker 1: That is the reason she was.
Speaker 2: Put front and center, and she hasn't really.
Speaker 17: She has become the CEO of the organization because that
is what Charlie wanted, and it's because I saw it
with all the people who were senior at Turning Point,
there wasn't even a question that that is what would happen.
There was no one forcing this, there was no one
pressuring it to happen. This is what everyone at Turning
Point wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure it eats away at Candice that
she has an arranged marriage with a gay baron. You know,
I'm sure it just every day you can see it.
You can see it eating away at her, that she
will never have what Charlie and Erica had. She'll never
have it. God bless her. Yeah, it sucks for her.
Speaker 2: Well, she's now obsessed with Turning Point releasing video of
Charlie saying that he wanted, if something should ever happen
to him, that Erica was to replace him. And we've
heard the audio because they've used it at previous events.
We've heard the audio. And now she's demanding that video
of it be released because I guess she's convinced herself
that it's AI and it's not true, because it's her
newest conspiracy. So when Blake posted that clip that you
just saw, she responded to it and she said, love this,
can you please release the video you shot? And asked
been of him naming her as his successor a couple
weeks before he died. Just feel like that would go
a long way.
Speaker 18: Please read his delicious response, Candice, we haven't bothered playing
it because we know psychopathic predators like yourself do not
care what is true or false, and normal evidentiary logic
has no.
Speaker 1: Effect on you. You're the kind of person who sees coded
messages and then number thirty three, but then ignores evidence
like dan Anna Right Tyler Robinson's own family members turning
him in. Playing the audio at Amfest already wasn't enough.
You'll obviously just say it's AI or a hologramm or
is ralely actor or something. So what's the point. We
gave up the possibility of any good faith conversation with
you months ago. It's like trying to reason with the
maniac brandishing a knife and screaming at people on the subway.
You're the same thing. Yeah, that did not go.
Speaker 2: Over well as you can imagine.
Speaker 1: It's true, he's one hundred percent correct maniac.
Speaker 2: But that just proved her point and proved his point.
Like her point is that they're you know, they're lying,
they're covering up something his point is, no matter what
we say, you're going to twist it, you're going to
repurpose it. You're not going to believe it. So what
is the point.
Speaker 1: So they're constantly and you're constantly going to keep demanding
demands like you're just going to keep putting out like
you don't get to do that. When does she get
into the position, the position where she gets to scream
demands at everybody who made her.
Speaker 2: God, you know it's narcissism, play right, So she said,
please just say April fools, bro, this is so stupid
that it hurts. But you have a few hours left
to claim it was a joke. And then she went
on and that was her initial response, and then she
retweeted it saying Turning Point is now claiming that they
made the decision to strip only the audio of Charlie
saying I want Erica to take over my company if
something happens to me, and decline to release the associated
video footage because of quote psychopathic predators. Are we buying this?
The answer to that is yes, we are buying it.
Because you don't deserve to just get whatever you ask
for whenever you ask for it.
Speaker 1: You have like who the hell do you think you are?
My god, can you imagine being married to this bitch?
Speaker 2: I cannot I would, my god, I cannot imagine at all.
Megan Kelly, in case you thought that there was hope
for her, denounce I mean, I guess she denounces Candace
a little, really, the tiniest bit.
Speaker 1: And you're so kind mock.
Speaker 2: She continues to say, this is all fair game. Here's
what she said yesterday.
Speaker 19: From the beginning, I've been open to other questions about
whether that's true, whether that's right, please have the right guy.
I believe they do, and also whether anybody else might
have played a role in it somehow okay, And I think.
Speaker 1: That piece of it.
Speaker 19: Candace Owens has been asking that question.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 19: She she's taken a hard look at the investigation, putting
aside the stuff with Erica.
Speaker 2: I have told you a million times I feel about that.
Speaker 19: I don't agree with her on Erica Kirk. I think
we all considerable investigative skills to focus on other things.
But her questions about this investigation are fair game. And
she does have some sources, and I think that's the reason.
In parts, not just Candace, many others have got questions
about the investigation here and about whether what we're being
told makes sense and does Tyler Robinson, you know those
text messages with the boyfriend sounded fake. I mean they
did sound fake, but that doesn't mean they are fake.
And that's why I think this Daily Mail headline got
so much attention earlier this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, speaking of the misleading headline, I loved No
Supernols saying Daily Mail's like, well, not a match.
Speaker 1: That means it's such.
Speaker 2: A perfect illustration of what they were trying to say.
Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't that's I just it's too little,
too late for me. What is she trying to say
now that a million times she's talked about how.
Speaker 2: I've made it very clear that I don't know what
she said about.
Speaker 1: Erica as clear as mud I can't.
Speaker 2: It's just that she dances around it so often, and
she won't just say Eric. She won't just say that
Candice is evil, that what she is saying about Erica
is evil.
Speaker 1: Why can't just say that because she's not. She's not
going to say that now, because she's she chose a side.
We know it's side. You're on and so I'm yeah,
I'm done, Yeah, I know, I'm done here.
Speaker 2: Work tomorrow. I had it in for today, but I
think we're gonna save it for tomorrow because my kid
is home and I'm dying to see them. So we
are gonna do some fun stuff. But we're gonna talk
about aliens tomorrow. Okay, We've got a lot of stuff
to talk about with It's gonna be good stuff.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: We've got a couple of reviews from the Apple podcast platform,
which we so so so appreciate when you guys go
there and like put the stars and say the things,
and so we're trudging through them. We're gonna get through
them all. Please keep adding them if you haven't yet,
we would appreciate it. Here's the first one.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's very fun, fancy girl.
Speaker 2: I love the Showa. I think I have three today,
but just because this one.
Speaker 1: Was so short, Okay, here we go, all right. From
Red Dog, I'm assuming fifty six chicks. I love listening
to you as I drive down the road. Don't make
your live in the morning. I'm a night owl. Believe me.
It's tough some mornings, really early. It's tough for us too,
sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the next.
Speaker 1: Chelso six seven three, thank you, longtime listener, and if
you could believe it a millennial, there are a few
good ones out there. I promise I believe it. I
have some. Thank you for keeping it real. I may
not like to hear it every once in a while,
but it's a needed slap of reality. I appreciate your
voice and speaking for the Mormons out there. Well, thank
you for joining us, Chelse.
Speaker 2: Appreciate it, appreciate you. Simone Hayman said, ladies, I just
adore you to thank you for covering the news with
such levity and joy. Sometimes, as a Jewish conservative American,
I get very hopeless, but you too really bring me
back into whoops into joy. God bless you and hag
SAMAI I think is how you say it to your
Jewish listeners.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I think it's just happy holidays and Jenny Holidays. Okay, yeah,
let's see. She also said something I keep thinking about
these NATO countries. They provide all these free services to
their citizens, like healthcare, et cetera. Why because the US
is paying for their defense?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Right? I imagine if they had to pay for their
own defense. And we got that money back.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely freaking correct, so that it's a really, really
good point.
Speaker 2: Yes, Heather Sella said, a little something for your kid's
wedding at the Don Donald Trey Trump Presidential Library. I'll
pay it off eventually. PS. Mock, I also sleep with
my wrists curled in. I hope your brace helps. It
really does, you, guys, because it stops you from curling
it and then you don't wake up the sore wris.
I highly recommend it. Let's see over on locals. Audrey
Krauss five said, James Carvill is foaming at the mouth
with the most severe case of TDS. Wow, Mock, have
the best time with Jackson. We will miss you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm still here tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow. Yeah, roth
Lady Wright said James is like that grumpy old man
that hasn't had sex in ever, with marble ball syndrome,
chronic constipation, and absolutely has siblings for parents. He also
proves my statement all the wrong people are dying. Please
God make them shut up or give them some sense.
Speaker 1: So true, it really is true.
Speaker 2: She also said, how are our elected officials so stupid?
Why do they hate us?
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 2: I am so over it and that was all caps.
Speaker 1: They hate us, but yet they're happy to take our money,
very happy, happy to take trips to Scotland with it. Totally.
You're welcome now you Marcy Parlez, there she is. Good morning,
Mack and Daisy. Happy Friday Eve. Have you have a
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loving let's see, I think that's basketball and tennis.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think so, my loving thanks.
Speaker 1: He's a loving, independent young woman with big dreams and
an even bigger heart. I feel like our girls would
be bfaf sleila, like they're not even one year apart.
Well they are one year apart. They are one year apart,
but they would be thickest thise. They sound very similar.
Karen Sira Sione, I think I have that right, I
would say, sir, I have no idea friendone. I think
you're right.
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ones read?
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Speaker 2: My buddy read is a cuitie who's read?
Speaker 1: Because I mean, if we want to see a cutie,
we should probably you know, I'd like seeing that.
Speaker 2: I would like to.
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Happy thirty fifth birthday to my oldest son, Dustin. He
was almost an April Fool's baby, but he was stubborn
and waited till the next day to arrive, which is good.
Speaker 2: I hate April Fool's Day.
Speaker 9: I hate it.
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Pam Pam Salvage watches daily and dre's the crazy leadership
here in California with us hard to move a family farm, y'all.
Big hugs to you. Auntie. That's cool. There's a family
farm there in California. I bet it's beautiful. Marcy Paralas
Carvel is an antiquated, uneducated ass. It's a very good description. Indeed, supernova.
I want to send carbl de Niro and Rosie to space.
Speaker 2: Yes, and just having to stay there.
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Rutledge the cool name, successfully completed boot camp, Advance infantry chaining,
and jump school. He was granted leave and we'll be
home for Easter.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a less him.
Speaker 1: I love that. G y fifty three. I'm so happy
that I only see the idiots on here? What. I
don't know what that means, that I only see the
idiots on.
Speaker 2: Oh on here, like this is the only place that
you see them.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means. Charles Hooper.
Speaker 1: The Chinese also purchased land around on a military basis
throughout the country. They're playing the long game and we'll
lose in the end, and we will lose in the
end because we can't think with common sense.
Speaker 2: It's scared totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know it's like them and the Islamic people
together like twenty years.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I worry about my kids and my grandkids. Rob and
I Holy Thursday Blessings chicks. He has risen. Indeed, he
has risen. Indeed, Robin, thank you for that reminder of
Holy Week. Paula Johnson fourteen ninety eight. Love you, chicks.
But my husband is an eye doctor and said, no
cream will help with floaters. Okay, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it can help with floaters, but
I know what helps with all the other stuff.
Speaker 1: Right. I just thought you should know that. I can't
wait to see you again. Listen. I'll be hopeful with anything.
Lady Shenandoah, what about the Honorable Ron DeSantis Ferscotus.
Speaker 2: Nice choice. I like that. I like that very much.
Speaker 1: I'll allow it.
Speaker 2: I'll allow it as well.
Speaker 1: For Nova, I think my guess is swawaf smells like
sour kraut and craph Yeah.
Speaker 2: Guys, please stop thinking of the smells disgusting our I
saw a great line about Candace Owens in a super
chat yesterday.
Speaker 1: Candace is a regard. Do I need to correct the spelling?
Just take my dictionary money. She's a retarder retard we
can say that here. Chell's hooper. Candice is so upset
Trump won't say her name but called Tucker and Meghan
by name. He knows what he's doing by not saying
her name, and it's killing her.
Speaker 2: It probably I think she is seething of envy, totally
seathing our a nurm.
Speaker 1: Candie Owens calls Erica evil. Megan says, asking questions this
fair game. What the actual Megan? When do you move
to Qatar with Tucker Alabas Ben Mohammed? Exactly by building
a house there too. Chell's hopper hooper. I'm sorry Machy
will be missed, but excited to get Jason back. I
laughed so hard the week he was on Where Can
I Find Him? He's a WIBC in Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: Hammer and Nigel Hammer and Nigel is the name of
the show, and that's where you can find them on
X and YouTube and everywhere else. We said that every
single day. He said, we will behind him, So I'll
tune into the very end, because.
Speaker 1: We'll definitely say that every single day when he's here too.
But yeah, he was like our frat brother there at
WIBC Buda. Happy birthday to my hobby Steve. He is
the best. We have been together for thirty five years,
and I know he likes the chicks too. Well, thank you.
And then Karen Serincione, Did I say that right, Mack?
I think so.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't like the way you say it. Read
is the commander on Artemis too?
Speaker 2: Oh he's hot?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hot dude. There's like there's a there. I don't
know if he's the black dude or there's like a
black dude and a white dude that were together, both
of them.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a good looking crew.
Speaker 1: It's a good looking crew. Yeah, really good.
Speaker 5: Look.
Speaker 1: Can you guys all right? We're bringing it in? Wish
me lucky.
Speaker 2: No, there's another one. Leila's life.
Speaker 1: I don't see Oh I do see it. I'm sorry
Leyla's life. It was softball, not tennis. But she was
all smiles with your message. Thanks chick, love chicks, love
you both. We hope she has a happy birthday, yes.
Speaker 2: And then there's also one on VENMO. Nancy kanes Uh said,
my head literally exploded when I heard the clip of
Candace say the President is full on Jewish for suggesting
Eric is Sue. The anti semitism is so clear. More, yeah,
more need to call her bs out as a Jew.
This is beyond infuriating. I know, it's just incredible. But listen,
don't worry because Tucker is fighting really hard against anti semitism,
Rave Smith.
Speaker 1: Fighting so hard that they completely ignored that comment. I mean,
I just you guys, it's out of control, completely control. Okay,
we're bringing it in. Okay, you guys, we have a
wonderful Thursday. We'll talk to you mar