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<v Speaker 1>This sucks, and that's that technical therefore it obviously that's

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<v Speaker 1>a hoover.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just vacuuming up some stories that we've been tracking

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<v Speaker 2>that haven't really finished yet. On Wednesday nights on Netflix,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a talk show called Everybody's Live with John Mulaney,

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<v Speaker 2>the famous comedian, so one hour talk show has some

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<v Speaker 2>special guests. On last night's guests were Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswald,

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<v Speaker 2>and Alanis Moore. Set and a sleep doctor because uh,

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<v Speaker 2>sleep was the topic. But so John Mightey comes out

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<v Speaker 2>and he is blindfolded, and then he reveals that he'll

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<v Speaker 2>be doing the entire show blindfold which.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very funny. Good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very funny to watch a guy kind of get

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<v Speaker 2>thrown off his bearings because, like, you know, he's used

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<v Speaker 2>to be having the ability to read off a prompter

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<v Speaker 2>or a card and setting things up. Yeah, even think

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<v Speaker 2>about that. Not do that, and they throw to a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of different weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's just got to remember the order of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to remember the order of the show is stage

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<v Speaker 2>director's there to make sure he didn't pull Kelsey Grammar

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<v Speaker 2>and fall off the stage. So that's all great.

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<v Speaker 3>I enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably not for everybody. I just love we have

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<v Speaker 2>a guy who's having fun with the format, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure I understand this. He's married

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<v Speaker 1>to Olivia munt Man. I'm watching your Friends and Neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>and she's on it, and it just serves as hope

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<v Speaker 1>to every effeminate funny guy out there that they can

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<v Speaker 1>end up with Olivia mun.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my god, he's definitely had some work done over

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<v Speaker 2>the past few years too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's improved as looks.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you guys, just be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been telling us.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know how. So every day funny we

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<v Speaker 1>disappoint her.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is where it's kind of fun for me though,

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<v Speaker 2>because I did know at the end of the night

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<v Speaker 2>we were going to get our reveal, our second of

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<v Speaker 2>three fourteen year old boys that he is going to

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<v Speaker 2>fight on the twenty eighth in the season finale, he claims.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week they revealed a guy named Ben here's this

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<v Speaker 2>week's new contestant. Keep in mind he's blindfolded so he

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<v Speaker 2>can't see the video.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to reveal my next team challenger, for the May twenty

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<v Speaker 3>eighth fight night. Is there any kind of intro to

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<v Speaker 3>this one? Nope. I have never seen any of my

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<v Speaker 3>challengers before they are unveiled live on the air. This

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<v Speaker 3>will be my first time meeting this young person as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe rolled the tape.

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<v Speaker 1>POWLO, John, I am Shacob.

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<v Speaker 3>I am five to seven.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty tall, and I weigh two hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>My confidence in this fight one hundred. Look at you

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<v Speaker 3>and then look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk. I'm simply better. Goodbye, John?

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<v Speaker 3>All Right, I guess I'll see him when I get

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<v Speaker 3>home late. What were the stats there? I missed them?

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<v Speaker 3>Five seven to twenty six pounds? Five seven? Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you all laughing at?

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<v Speaker 2>All? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like we have a real opponent. But young man,

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<v Speaker 3>when you come into my fake living room, you don't

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<v Speaker 3>bring that smack talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you think is gonna happen? I don't know, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>is he Are they all gonna wear boxing gloves? And

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think they're gonna wear boxing gloves, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think they are gonna kick his ass. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they are to Is he gonna try?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he gonna land?

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty punches.

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<v Speaker 3>Can he at least wear one of those suits where

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like dogs attack you, right those suits? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe right. Well, he said that they've definitely like gone

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<v Speaker 2>through the process of waivers. Yeah, there signing waivers.

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<v Speaker 1>So like them, it's not assault protective boxing gear like

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<v Speaker 1>I think they'll have, like like when they smar because yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you punch a fourteen year old in the face,

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<v Speaker 1>you could kill them. Yeah, but I don't think John

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<v Speaker 1>Laney camp. But I seriously think these kids are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>beat the crap out of it. Yeah, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna go down fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that kid's six?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if it's just three coming at him. At the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, I'm more worried for him, though I am too.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's and I think he's gonna go down fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's a couple of bits I've thought in

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<v Speaker 2>my head, Like at first, I thought the third reveal

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<v Speaker 2>could be like an adult like he has one of

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<v Speaker 2>his comedian friends coming. Hey, John act like a teenager.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Will Ferrell or something.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's now got to extend this to the

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight, so we'll have another teen next Wednesday, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I think on fight night it would be funny

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<v Speaker 2>if there was like, uh, you know, a body double

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that. But he's got it. He's got

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. Yeah, he's got this boy.

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<v Speaker 3>They had those.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he has a little it's like one of his

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<v Speaker 2>sidekicks outside of Richard Kind is the same. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like the way Moo cars, like a little thing that

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<v Speaker 2>does deliveries. Right, He's like the little ones. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And that had a big bit last night where it

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<v Speaker 2>was going to try to jump over his Minnie Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>So it goes up the ramp and just crashes into

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<v Speaker 1>many very hot show is so stupid though, it's original,

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<v Speaker 1>creative things. That's fantastic. Good job, Kevin. All Right, John

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<v Speaker 1>Mulaney's gonna fight three fourteen year old boys. That is

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<v Speaker 1>the latest update. All right, coming up in just over

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<v Speaker 1>three minutes. Skin Weight is a big old music brain,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna put it to the test with a

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<v Speaker 1>Don't miss it right here on ninety seven point one.

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<v Speaker 2>The Eagle