Speaker 1: Hey, listen coming Quicker Podcast Episode five forty one. I'm
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Speaker 2: How do we sound? Producer Gary?
Speaker 1: We sound fantastic. You know what that means. It's hard
for me to say, Hey, Ryan, we're back for yet
another whirlwind adventure. Oh, I am good.
Speaker 2: What is going down?
Speaker 1: Whole bunch is going down. I think this actually is
the first time I'm physically laying eyeballs on you since Vegas. Ooh,
I feel so dirty. It's been a couple of weeks.
Gary and I took over the show and talked about
our adventures last week. Uh, we're gonna talk about Azorius
as we continue on with the arc of evolution and
talking about how magic has changed over the last some
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Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, I don't know if he like how
did he get one.
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Did he did he steal it?
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his bot.
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super appreciate it because it means that pile up the
relationship between Pile of Bones and your boys.
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Speaker 2: Like we always say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mentioned the discord
one of the benefits becoming a patron at patreon dot
com slash CEO podcast, and man, you guys did a
good job last week talking about the patrons and everybody
who came out to Cecio experience Las Vegas, which is
one of the one of the benefits to becoming a patron.
Speaker 1: And I had since.
Speaker 2: Last week's show, like a bunch of people reach out
and say, hey, yeah, if you want help organizing, or hey,
what about if we did this next time, because inevitably
we're only two guys and we want to go and
do food and play games and watch our friends win
the cause, play contests and stuff. And some people always
either aren't in the right place at the right time,
or don't message us, or feel like they get left
out or whatever.
Speaker 1: And that's never our intention.
Speaker 2: We want to do everything with everybody, all the time,
the best we fricking can, because that's what makes it
so awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So people who reached out and said, hey, I want
to be part of it next year. Hey, I want
to come to the house.
Speaker 1: Hey I want to open packs, Hey I want to
beer shirpa.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like so many people, we appreciate it
very much. Yeah, And to that end, I actually had
a couple stories.
Speaker 1: I want to call them like the CEO Experience intimates.
Speaker 2: Oo. Yeah, I want to call it like CEO Experience letters,
like pent House letters, but CCO experienced.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: So I'm laying at the pool. I'm laying at the pool.
You can imagine what I look like laying.
Speaker 1: At the pool. Gross. Yeah, and it's like evening time.
I'm in the sunset, disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sunset in Vegas is glistening, like reflecting off
my glistening body.
Speaker 1: Yes, your skin's all translucent. You can see the muscular chure.
Speaker 2: Yes, your skin, Yes, lots of muscular chure was showing.
Speaker 1: And I'm I'm dungling my feet.
Speaker 2: And Austin cannon balls into the pool.
Speaker 1: And you say, why is this, Why is this intimate?
What is this about?
Speaker 2: Well, just the way I was laying, just my feet
were like in the pool, and my whole body was
on the ground. Yeah, and the water kind of sloshed
up and right where two waves kind of collided with
each other, it went and sloshed up right into my
ass crack and everybody laughed, and my shorts were still
wet when I flew home. So that was one intimate
moment that I had in the CCO experience.
Speaker 1: That involved Austin water up your butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Austin water. I'll say balls, but what I mean
is cannon balls. Balls of the cannon variety. You would
know lots about those, just based on size and weight. Yes,
I was unfamiliar, now I am, Yes, I know what
it's like.
Speaker 1: Then you know I don't go in the water. Yeah,
you'd think exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah not Bootstrap Bill Bootball Bill Bootball Brando.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the BBO podcast.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Okay, So my next intimate CCO Experience moment came.
I'm not sure if it was Saturday, Saturday morning or
Sunday morning, and Dougie and I Rookie of the Year
twenty twenty six Downtown Dougie, Downtown Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Dougie woke up kind.
Speaker 2: Of at the same time because we shared a room, sure,
and he over the course of the weekend talked in
his sleep lots and slept walk into your bed one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you failed to mention that last week. Oh yeah,
I forgot about that. I woke up the first morning.
I was like, who's this fucking guy? It was doug Yeah,
so this morning. Then I got up to pee and
I came back and he was gone. He was gone.
He's a ghost. So weird. Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Whatever morning that was, this was like the following morning
or the two days later, whatever it was. And I'm
rolling over and he just starts like singing a song
and he wasn't sleeping anymore.
Speaker 1: He was like getting.
Speaker 2: And putting shorts on or putting his socks on or something.
And he was like, Yeah, the boys at the CEO
experience another four hundred beard down the hatch.
Speaker 1: There was no.
Speaker 2: Tune, there was no rhyming, there was no rhythm. He
just wanted to dump four hundred beer down the hatch.
Speaker 1: And we tried our best. I'll bet you over the
weekend we might have gone before. We didn't try anything.
Speaker 2: I think there is drink at the CEO Experience or
don't come, those are your options.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're still welcome to come. But oh yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. Some people don't drink and that's fine.
Speaker 2: So those were two of the more intimate.
Speaker 1: Moments that I had at the experience.
Speaker 2: Of course, the last thing I'll say, and this is
about the drinking or not drinking part. This was the
CEO experience, this last one in Vegas that I have
eaten more than any other CEO experience ever.
Speaker 1: Dang, yes, nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we went shopping of course before, and we got
some food to cook and some food to bring in backpacks,
which which is which was actually like a new technology.
Speaker 1: Hey let's bring this. Let's put it in our backpack
and eat it when we were there.
Speaker 2: So we don't die a so we don't have to
spend twenty dollars on convention food, B and c uh
because we found stuff on sale.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we had food in our backpacks.
Speaker 2: We had hot pockets that ended up it's getting squished
in between marin cards on uh on TMS's deck. Yeah,
there was a bowl of the Citadel that got squished
with us with some hot pocket meat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hot.
Speaker 2: Pockets and fu and barbecue and tacos, all the stuff
you talked about last time. I was there too, by
the way, and allegedly, oh man, I had more food
this time than any other time. And when we when
we spent our day together, yeah, after we got stranded, Yeah,
we Mexican.
Speaker 1: We had food then too. Yeah, you had a weird
you made a weird decision. That's an octopus salad or
some shit. Oh yeah, that was weird, man, I don't
know what the hell you're thinking. Kind of kind of
struck out on that one. But it was still good
at the time. Just couldn't eat it for leftovers leftover
seafood nine because you say, why don't you put it
in the fridge in your room, And that's because it
costs more than the room. Actually, yeah, I wasn't making
that up. That's real life. You want a fridge, it
costs more than what you're paid to sleep in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the octopus taco actually costed.
Speaker 1: More of the room too, all so yeah, also, yees.
Speaker 2: So that was my that was my addendum, my addition
to everything that you guys talked about last week. I
enjoyed last week's episode. So if it wasn't super magic
y last week, but if you're interested in more of
that kind of stuff, the culture behind the Coco Experience,
Uncle Brand and producer Gary did a pretty good job,
that's right. So now today we're back to the arc
of evolution.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where we look at. When when did I
start twenty nineteen? That's before the Universes Beyond happened. Yes,
so universe is beyond. It's ruining magic, it's taking over
the most powerful cards ever. So what I've done is
I've asked our good friends over ehrex dot com YEP
to suss out and find the top ten commanders pre
Universes Beyond that's twenty nineteen, and then we're going to
compare them in each color pair or mono color previously
to this to now and see if the Universe is
beyond commanders have truly taken over and there's no more
room for any of those old guard cards.
Speaker 2: And thus far in monocolor at least our, the world
record of colors that have the most ub commanders in
the top ten is three, yes, three in the top ten.
Speaker 1: And we've had one number one in black.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was Zephyroth cepharov abs guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also of import, twenty nineteen commanders that were still
in the top ten even though you be commanders were
also in the.
Speaker 1: Top ten, and all modern command well they freakin' all matched.
Speaker 2: So shit from twenty nineteen and previous still in the
top ten at like a ninety percent clip yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so I would say that maybe the argument
has been trashed at least in monocolor. So we're gonna
check it out now and we'll see how they do.
Speaker 2: If you wanted to play any of these cards on
a play mat, you could donate. Oh yeah, commander cocoat
dot com. Donate get a free tep freeplaymat. Those are
back in stock, by the way. They're in studio CEO
at my house.
Speaker 1: We've seen a few of them in the wild and
some of the guys from me and Gary were playing
elder Ring on the Twitch stream came in. Are like heay,
my playmates came which is pretty fun.
Speaker 2: I've been seeing them on discord. People show them off,
people show up male days on the discord all the time.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Parts of the discord when they get alters from me
when I painted or play mats or like just cool
magic shit.
Speaker 1: They got a sweet ass male. I like that. Oh
you forgot your freaking super Bowl ring? Didn't you eat? Chowed? Yeah?
I damn it? Damn it? All cards cards?
Speaker 2: What kind of graphic do we have to kick things off?
Speaker 1: This is? This is Brando recreates the guild symbols from memory.
Speaker 2: This is a triangle with a buttthole on it.
Speaker 1: Oh that is what that looks like, isn't it? Yeah, well,
damn it.
Speaker 2: Let's see this is twenty nineteen in previous number ten
Commander of all time.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's see who it is in blue and white,
and we're sorry for everybody. I imagine this is gonna
be a timid vizier of Noctomen. You played this card,
didn't you know? Nobody played this card except for in
this This is a two to two for two one blue,
one white YEP. At beginning of combat on your turn
target creature token. You control this plus on plus one
to end of turn and can't be blocked. Ooh okay,
it's pretty good. And then it has embalmed for five ah.
Speaker 2: If it's in your graveard, you pay five it comes
back as a four four zombie token of itself.
Speaker 1: So that's the other one. I think that's eternalized. Shit,
it comes back as a two to two of itself.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just becomes it's it's a white zombie of itself. Yes, yes,
it's not eternalized. It's embalmed, right, yeah, Okay, Well this
is a human. It's also a zombie. It's a two
two for two.
Speaker 1: It does things with tokens. How the hell did this
make the top? Honestly, like, what the f is going on?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: A couple in the comment do you even know somebody
that ever played this deck? Are we missing something? Maybe
the guys at dh reck are just trolling you, maybe, like,
is this another fucking CDH one that we just missed
because on Green we missed a few. We got a
couple of people responding, Yeah, that's a cool insight.
Speaker 2: Okay, a couple couple insights. Then maybe it's just the
EDH thing, though I don't think this one is it is.
This one does have a pre released date stamp, which
is a trend we've seen.
Speaker 1: Wats he knows what's going to be good and powerful.
Speaker 2: They've got a lot of people who know more about
magic than us, who are probably smarter than us, but
only by a little bit.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't who think about.
Speaker 2: These questions that we're asking right now for a lot
more time than what.
Speaker 1: We do that I will admit, yes, yes, so.
Speaker 2: I don't know date stamp. It's also a two drop commander.
Lots of what we've seen have been two drops, three drops,
four drops, like lower end on the curve where you
can cast them consistently on the turn you want them.
Speaker 1: No holds barred the truth.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is number ten. Number nine is Ispiri
a supreme judge?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Forget everything I just said. This is a six
drop cheaper.
Speaker 2: Screepers is six four sphinx for blue blue white white
two six' four for six. Flying whenever a creature attacks
you or a planes walking you, control you may draw.
Speaker 1: Card.
Speaker 2: Sure it says a thing that we want that goes
along with like ghostly prison and, propaganda propaganda and all
the other pillow for crap that we're probably gonna see
more of In. Azorious, Yea and this one says Sphinx,
yeah and it's got six power worth, flying so he's
gonna get in Probably, yeah, YEAH i don't hate. THIS
I i wish that we saw more OF i would call
this like simple. DESIGN i would say, that, ye give
me simple.
Speaker 1: Designing now it's a fucking dude that does a thing you. Like,
yeah you have to jump through a million hoops for.
IT i love dudes that do. THINGS i like king
shaming in the. NATION i like anybody who.
Speaker 2: Does THINGS i. LIKE i guess it's not just. Dudes
BUT i don't think we're going to see this guy
in the.
Speaker 1: NOW i have a feeling that that they've probably been out. Classed, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: OH i think he's still plenty. CLASSY i just don't
think he's.
Speaker 1: As a, commander like there's, yeah there's no, way there's no. Way,
well and then this is weeks ago, too so like
even THOUGH i numbered that freaking but this is WHAT i.
Speaker 2: Want this is WHAT i freaking. Want do you want
okay in any of the desk deck list channels and
discord Commander coco To gmail dot com or YouTube comments
or social media comments wherever you follow, Us facebook and
x And blue Jerk off and. Everywhere, yeah link your
deck list to. Anybody, yeah give me the deck. List,
yeah maybe we're Missing south And i'll be, like we
know what this. Does this would be a pillow for
it deck that's designed to encourage people not to attack.
You and this just goes along with the. Theme but
what if somebody's got one that's like, unique, interesting has a,
story has a. Theme we do decks like that all the.
Time On Commander coco, STORY.
Speaker 1: I want to see him story and theme maybe interesting
for this guy at, Least, yeah certainly had some interesting
stories and. Themes let's see number.
Speaker 2: Eight, yes eh raft capa shits. Mage if You alex
played this. Guy i've played against this deck.
Speaker 1: Lots oh, yeah you know what he did one?
Speaker 2: Time tell me fucking he, goes island, GO i go
something fucking island. Go somebody went to play turn one
soul ring he, Goes, oh tap fucking count of your soul.
Speaker 1: Ring that has nothing to do with raph caapsayists and
ship made.
Speaker 2: No, Okay so this is a three to three human
wizard relevant creature types For azorious and two flash.
Speaker 1: Flying whenever you.
Speaker 2: Cast a historic, spell you may cast historic spells as
though they had.
Speaker 1: Flash historic spells are sagas artifacts and legendary.
Speaker 2: Things, yeah, yeah what the.
Speaker 1: Hell were they? Thinking what the.
Speaker 2: Artifacts maybe legendary artifacts are, historic like that makes sense,
sure because they're a. Thing but caltrops count. Shrops uh
in this, deck it's literally.
Speaker 1: Plural they're not.
Speaker 2: Historical maybe there's a famous caltrop and and somebody had
a collection of.
Speaker 1: Them, oh then it would be the. Card it would
Be sharpie the legendary.
Speaker 2: Cal Trop sharpie, Mcsharperson yeah, exactly, yes tumble Mc, sharpenstein, yes,
right and then it would have this flavor text like
it hobbled so many. Dudes, yeah put a tack on teacher's.
Chair somebody told on, Me, yeah et. Cetera h.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh lotus pedal instant speed fucking, okay.
Speaker 1: Erza's fucking. BOBBLE i was, thinking like Winter, Orb.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about zero drops that you can just drop
whenever you want with this.
Speaker 1: Card, YEAH i was thinking of what you actually do with.
Speaker 3: It IF i IF i go, like oh, Yeah i'm tapped,
OUT i don't have, anything and THEN i, go, uh
you cast your, COMMANDER i go lotus pedal sock for
blue counter your.
Speaker 2: Thing oh that's pretty, Bad like that's.
Speaker 1: It's pretty, bad but it's pretty. Good, yeah it's so.
Good because it's so. Bad, YEAH i think we've illustrated
what the deck. Does oh date stamp on this one.
Speaker 2: Too of, course from twenty eighteen he climbed the ranks
all the way to number eight in one.
Speaker 1: Year what a punk, Ass what a punk ass. Bitch
let's does things have? Flash i'm smarter than you and
playing blue and? White well, yeah but the blue is
PROBABLY i love. FLASHING i feel like Most azorious decks
are just blue decks that have swords and paths and
ghostly prison and, yeah, hey maybe that's a trend that
we can.
Speaker 2: Identify, yeah, yeah can we find a deck that's a
white deck that's got some blue shit in?
Speaker 1: It or they all just blue decks with some white
shit in? It Even mayazorious, deck which is like it's
an attacky attack deck is is blue.
Speaker 2: With swords and path and test protection no test, protection
and that one that's like test protection From, bloomboro the bird,
One no get an extra, turn but you fuck, around not.
Speaker 1: Just, swords the. PATH i need that one from a bird.
Deck she probably will get.
Speaker 2: One, yeah it's An azorious. Deck you think we're gonna
see guy here in the windlord in. Here, NO i
don't think so.
Speaker 1: Much, NO i don't think we. Will that's number, Seven Uncle.
Branda let's see Ships. Navigator.
Speaker 2: YEAH i built this one way back in the. DAY
i remember it was like Fucking tuesday in twenty.
Speaker 1: TEN i built. This this is From. Invasion can you.
Speaker 2: Imagine in my One invasion PACK i spent all my
money on In Las.
Speaker 1: Vegas IF i pulled a foil one of, THESE i
would have been. Rich. FUCK i would have chugged all the,
beer all of. It THEN i would have inherited this. Card,
yeah this is good for both of.
Speaker 2: Us ALAS i did not pull a Uh, Hannah Ships
NAVIGATOR a one, two get this legend For azorious and
one and you can Go azorious one tap return target
artifact or enchantment card from your g to YOUR.
Speaker 1: H i wonder what you play in this. Deck you
play artifacts and enchantments that draw cards or people hate
and then kill them and you just get them back
and play them. Again, YES i feel like that's.
Speaker 2: What you, Play Like decree of counter, everything but it
gets depletion Counters, yeah but then you just get it. Back,
yeah because it's a counterspell when you cycle, it so
you can use it as a counter.
Speaker 1: Spell then play it.
Speaker 2: Later, yep you get mind slaver.
Speaker 1: Back, yeah that's pretty.
Speaker 2: Good, yeah you get your Mystic remora back if you
don't want to pay the commune upkeep, YEP i like.
Speaker 1: That, uh you play. Things somebody recks your smothering, tithe
you can get it.
Speaker 2: Back.
Speaker 1: Ell, yeah, bro your tangle wire goes, away you can
get it. Back, yeah because. Fading.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh see, this this card's got white cards in.
Speaker 1: This this deck's got white cards in.
Speaker 2: It there's a bunch of fuck, off asshole dick white
cards that are just as welcome in this deck as
there are blue.
Speaker 1: Cards that's the. Truth that Is that is?
Speaker 2: That, Yeah and you know WHAT i WOULD i would
love to see non weather light decks that are also
not stax decks that are hander ships.
Speaker 1: Navigator, No, no those decks would all be just find, worm,
coil engine and dumping into the. Bin that's what those.
Decks that's they'd all be. That can you? Imagine, Yes
i'd be. Sick, yes that's WHY i said.
Speaker 2: It. Yeah and spine of, Issues, no that returns itself,
automatically doesn't.
Speaker 1: IT i don't need you don't need to handle for.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: One, yeah, no, no fucking pretty cool. MAN i don't
KNOW i played this card, before not, me fuck, yeah never.
Did YEAH i probably could, Though, yeah he.
Speaker 2: Probably could put it in Your traxa Deck Stax Traxa Welcome.
Speaker 1: Edition all it would do is get my tangled wire,
Back that's all it would. Do, oh because all my
aldrasis turn off of being enchantments when you kill. Him, yeah, Pretors,
YEAH i. GOTCHA i got signs up. Bitches see the sixth,
ONE i guess, yeah this is number. Six, yeah, man oh,
Man Hannah Ships. Navigator it's that's a nice foil to the.
Fun i'm telling you that. MUCH i believe. You, Oh
forgeist Of Saint. Kelly, yeah this.
Speaker 2: Was this was very popular and standard AND i think
extended or modern at the. Time this was, like at one,
point this is a thirty dollars. Card, yes it was
a big.
Speaker 1: Time i've Seen i've seen oh, Yeah i've.
Speaker 2: Played Against geist of Saintra, okay so, yeah he's a
two to two spirit cleric For zorus.
Speaker 1: And one he got hex. Proof, sure so that's good.
Speaker 2: When you're trying to kill somebody with your. Commander hex
proof pretty, good next proof pretty good, also whenever he,
attacks put a four to four White angel creature token
with flying onto the battlefield tapped and.
Speaker 1: Attacking then you excel at the end of.
Speaker 2: Combat, yeah you play some pump spells because he's got hex.
Proof you play some token, doubler you play some sack
outlets because you're gonna exile your thing, anyways so you
can sacrifice it to get stuff back or to get other.
Speaker 1: Benefit it also lets you GET i, mean it's essentially
the same amount of damage hitting two. People is your
commander damaging somebody for two at, baseline and you're hitting
somebody else's regular life total for, four which essentially equals
the same amount of life being taken.
Speaker 2: Away, yes or you could just hit somebody for six
all at.
Speaker 1: Once, Yeah or you could do.
Speaker 2: That. YEAH i like this. CARD i like the. ART
i like that it has tie ins to this era in, magic,
right like the two thousand what was? It this one
doesn't have a date, stamp so you can't, yeah twenty,
eleven twelve, thirteen kind of era of. Standard it's kind
of nice to like standard beaters being actually good in.
Speaker 1: Commanding. YEAH i like this. Card, man it's a three drop. Commander,
yeah can't go. Wrong you can't what you want with this.
GUY i think it's.
Speaker 2: Cool he put some like an aqueous Form Butcher's, cleaver
put him in the same deck With Invisible.
Speaker 1: Stalker add some infect in. There.
Speaker 2: Fuck, yeah this is a cool. Deck, yes this and
this DECK i. THINK i think this deck gets better over,
time as all decks. Do but if you had the
if you had this deck from twenty twelve or thirteen
and just whipped it, OUT i think it could still.
Hang it'll probably still do the thing because swords and
paths were still a. Thing Then oh you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Block no you're, Not no you're. Not take ten nice try.
Face yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah and Also Invisible stocker with A Butcher's cleaver on
it just screams uh in a Strawed og in a Strawed,
limited which that was like the most powerful, play so powerful.
Speaker 1: That you could do it In.
Speaker 2: Commander and it's still, good like four damage with, lifelink,
unblockable hex.
Speaker 1: Proof it's pretty fucking. Good, yeah it's pretty. Good. Yeah
so this is this is a number, six number. SIX
i like.
Speaker 2: IT i WISH i wish that we were going to see.
Speaker 1: THIS i don't think we're going to bet you we.
Won't damn, Yeah i'll bet you we. Won't we're not
gonna see.
Speaker 2: That do you think that we're going to see more
universes beyond it with the two color?
Speaker 1: Pairs part of me thinks that we.
Speaker 2: WILL i think we will, too because they're like The
front the or The Face, commanders and they're the ones,
that LIKE watsi would maybe try to adapt and capture
more in one, card.
Speaker 1: And in those, sets they haven't necessarily really done the
mono colored. Thing, really they have expanded, into like you,
say trying to fit them in the color identity as
far as the character and the fiction. Goes so maybe
we'll see more of. THEM i don't.
Speaker 2: Know and whenever we've explored monocolor it was like pre
universes beyond twenty the twenty Fourteen commander, decks, yeah and or.
Speaker 1: Well warhammer FORTY k had a mono color.
Speaker 2: Deck did any other universes beyond precons were any of
the mono Colored i'm sure that there, were but none
of the really prolific ones are screaming at, me like
none of The lord of The rings ones.
Speaker 1: WERE i think it was none of the fallout ones
WERE i think it was just The necron. ONE i
think it. WAS i think it was only them on
a black.
Speaker 2: One that sounds like Producer gary's favorite. Thing let us
know in the.
Speaker 1: Comments, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And somebody will or in the, discord they'll tell us
that we're wrong and we're.
Speaker 1: Stupid, yeah we'll do. It oh if we're, wrong then we're. Stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah number five come.
Speaker 1: Up, yeah halfway, there, baby halfway, there, well quarter the way.
There not through the early. Days, oh Tig on.
Speaker 2: This guy Fucks. Okay this was in the twenty Seventeen dragon.
Deck you might, Say ryan And. Brando he's a human.
Monk he's not a. Dragon he's a three four For
azorisen two instant sorcery and dragon spells can't be. Countered oh, shit.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool that we.
Speaker 2: Control, okay whenever you cast an instant sorcery from your,
hand if Tig On oja Time master, attacks this turn
that spell games mother ass. Rebound this is popular because
people use extra turns with, him tig them.
Speaker 1: Turns remember that. Deck fuck remember that. Deck, Yeah, Tiger
I'm i'm gonna take four turns with time. Stretch holy. Shit,
wow so.
Speaker 2: Cool, yeah and on one of my extra. Turns i'm
gonna play time. Stretch take two. More, So NOW i
got fucking six turns in the. Bank five turns in the.
Speaker 1: Bank and then you all just go to the next.
Speaker 2: Game yeah, yeah, oh look AT i had this time
war in my graveyard THAT i used something to get.
Speaker 1: Back NOW i got seven turns in the.
Speaker 2: Bank yeah, yeah seven turns in the. Bank that's gonna
be commander. Damage, yeah take three seven times for one.
Speaker 1: Person, well you, know.
Speaker 2: Because you're also Playing Consecrated, sphinx and you're probably playing.
Speaker 1: Well Consecrated sphinx's not gonna help you when you're taking
seven turns because your opponents ain't drawing no.
Speaker 2: Card but he's gonna attack you over seven or ten.
Turns that's another guy.
Speaker 1: Did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you're probably just drawing to missions and then
you'll probably just find your paradox engine and your dramatic.
Reversal and that was this era of.
Speaker 1: Magic yeah, yeah, yeah it's a dark. Time it does
a dark. Time let's go to the next. ONE i
don't think we're going to see this, guy but that.
DECK i think that the culture AROUND edh has changed
such that this, Guy.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good, point.
Speaker 1: Not that he's not good, anymore because he can certainly
still hang, yep BUT i don't think we're going to
see him, anymore just because, again like the culture and
the approach that a lot of people take in REGULAR
edh doesn't do this kind of, thing AND i don't
think AND i think he's too slow FOR. Cda.
Speaker 2: Yeah the mold that we not that we have, to
but the mold that culturally we kind of use now
is the bracket matchmaking. System this guy that that extra
turns deck isn't. Three he probably exists due to the
concentration of extra turn spells On. Countermagic he exists at
the top end of bracket, four WHICH i don't think
think a lot of games happen at because as soon
as you pass the top end of bracket, four you're PLAYING.
Cdh and he's not a C edh guy. Yea and
he doesn't really exist in low fours or high threes
or mid. Threes he doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Anywhere and people will, say, well what IF i don't
do turns or wrath Of god? Effects, well, yeah what
else are you? Doing? Yeah and and there's better cards
to draw cards and what? Else is blue and white
gonna do blue white? Dragons, no, no, No.
Speaker 2: And if you're playing with anybody who's who's has any
kind of commander tenure back to when this guy was,
good you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Pounded you're gonna get trashed.
Speaker 2: Because we assume that you're doing something, degenerate because we've
got this memory of what Ty gum used to.
Speaker 1: Do, yeah so watch out for us old when it
comes to, you Deck. Man this is a cool.
Speaker 2: One this it's been a trip down memory lane a
little bit like the other ones haven't.
Speaker 1: Been, yeah the other, ones we're very surprised by a
lot the, stuff whereas HERE i think we're seeing more
things that we remember playing BECAUSE i think two colors
are probably more just more common, decks, right like you
see more of, THEM i.
Speaker 2: Think So, Okay onto, Four onto Four, Afar god of The.
Speaker 1: Polus i've only ever played this as part of The
pride event WHERE i pair it With noran SO i
can draw card every.
Speaker 2: Turn so this is a six' five God for azorius
and two so six five.
Speaker 1: For, four yep it's.
Speaker 2: Pretty good indestructible devotion to blue and white has to
be seven, or more so you have to have seven
or more Blue and white pips among all the shit.
Speaker 1: You, control now, just two what's the? Next? Red, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay only only during the Month of, June, correctly, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes okay.
Speaker 2: That's right at the beginning of each upkeep if you
had ANOTHER creature etb this turn, Draw, card yes that's
why you paired it with Norn correct while instant speed
token makers make you draw the more cards per round of.
Speaker 1: The, table, Sure uh White and blue have a lot.
OF those i think.
Speaker 2: SONAME one i can't, right not don't put me on the.
Speaker 1: Spot there see.
Speaker 2: What if we just had artifact? Token makers what if
we had worm coil engines that we sacrificed and then
got two dudes and Had A hannah chips navigator and
got them back.
Speaker 1: Every, TURN well i think we'd have a lot of
manna and a lot of ability to play our worm
coil engines for free and were probably gonna win that. Game,
anyway yeah you ever heard of? Smothering time this.
Speaker 2: Card's good you don't need to draw four cards a
turn to make this.
Speaker 1: Card good you need to.
Speaker 2: Draw one you need to draw one extra card and
have a six power commander.
Speaker 1: For four this. Is fine that's also a card. Advantage,
engine yes it's a. Good guard and then if you
happen to be able to play Stuff for flash and white,
and blue oh. Fuck that yeah that it's fuck.
Speaker 2: The tokens i'm gonna play all my Guys With, flash
flash bounce, Your, guy flash count. Your thing i'm Gonna
Fucking glenna Lender ark mage counter. Your thing and then
it's going to persist back.
Speaker 1: You blink, your dude or do something like there's.
Speaker 2: This, fuck yeah ghostly flicker, my guy. Fuck, you yes
this card is.
Speaker 1: Really, GOOD yes i. Forgot that this is a. Decent
card it's it's pretty good and, fairly fun AND but
i think it kind of sits in the same spot
as what Was the sphinx earlier is para uh whatever?
Speaker 2: The hell that was a six drop. Six, power yeah
this is a four.
Speaker 1: Drop six it kind of occupies the same sort of
space where it just sort of gives your deck more
gas when you're just doing what your deck is, doing
anyway it's not necessarily an interesting build around command or
it's just doing the thing you're playing the oops all
flash and this is a commander that does it.
Speaker 2: Very, well yes you know What you're you're, Not wrong
you're just you're like a degree off on.
Speaker 1: Your trajectory never.
Speaker 2: Far the what's it called the sphinx sphinx butthole that's
sitting there deterring from deterring people from attacking you doing
things that that your deck wants to, do already like
cast the. Pillarfort stuff this. IS actively i put cards
in my deck to take advantage.
Speaker 1: Of this this is, the engine this is. The driver
you are.
Speaker 2: MORE active i want to. GHOSTLY flicker i want to
do these. Things, offensively, yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Offensively sure offensively is when you do it and then
ship on.
Speaker 2: The, table, yes, yeah yes offensively versus. Being, offensive, yes
yes well this, Card could i'm sure be offensive with
all of it's bouncing and blinking and taking up all
of my.
Speaker 1: Goddamn. Time, Correct yeah, also yes, number four, that's yes
this is. Number three we're getting near, the, top okay
of the then of the then, Us renegade this. CARD
good i had this deck for. A, while.
Speaker 2: Yes this card good azorious to two. Human soldier each
opponent can't cast non creature spells with converted mana costs
greater than the number of lands that.
Speaker 1: Player, controls yes so you're not cheating, out stuff you're
not cascading into stuff, maybe.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes yes also there's more speaking. Of cascade whenever
an opponent casts, a spell if no mana was spent to.
Speaker 1: Cast it.
Speaker 2: Counter, it yeah that means fuck your force a will.
In legacy that means fuck your omniscience.
Speaker 1: And, legacy yeah, Or.
Speaker 2: Commander yeah that means you. Can't cascade that means You,
can yep you can't cast stuff for free with Your. Anamar,
right yes, This card i'm not gonna call it a,
pillow fort but this card definitely has a reason to
be in your, command zone in a meadow where.
Speaker 1: People are trying to do very. Powerful, things yes this
is probably the closest thing To a stax commander that
you're gonna just this. Is it this is the, one here,
It Is and i'm sure that the other guy will
be in the. List TOO but i think that this is.
AN act i. DON'T know i think that She's more
Staxy Than, grand ARBITER and i CAN be i can,
see HIM but i think that.
Speaker 2: SHE is i think that this is the closest card
TO a cedh commander that we've seen. Thus far keeping,
in Mind before toby yells at me LIKE F u
toby From, the Discord before toby yells, at me he
wasn't even fucking born in. Twenty nineteen i'm talking about.
Competitive edh then in, twenty nineteen this was as close
to competitive as we've seen.
Speaker 1: So, FAR yes i would suggest so. As, well yes
because people are trying. To cheat man. Of costs people
are playing free. Counter, spells, yeah yeah and now.
Speaker 2: You can't and a date stamp, card too and a
two Man of, commander, yeah yeah which is.
Speaker 1: PRETTY cool i like that card and good. In, legacy
yeah it's an all around good card and it costs like. A.
Buck yeah they can go and get her for for.
A dollar so if you're, salivating like oh it's, so
staxy you could go out and pay a dollar and
you could. Do it do you do you always rub
your nipples when? YOU yes, i, think okay yes. Every
time and you would have known that if you're watching,
on YouTube which you should be there, you go this is?
Speaker 2: Number two uh, number, three no, Number three let's do. A,
recap okay let's do a recap.
Speaker 1: After This remind i'll use my Fingers, to Okay.
Speaker 2: So's tamat we've got a tomat, At ten aspiria, at
nine we got it raft compassion at raft Caps, an
yeah yep, At, eight yeah Seven Is Hannah, Ships navigator
Six is Geist Of, saint draft Five Is tye Them
tim guy Yep four Fara Three lavinia vinya two more man,
You said, grand arbiter he's going to be two or.
Speaker 1: ONE probably i mean he's got to be. On here
he's got to. Be on i'm just assuming that.
Speaker 2: He's here so this is number two. Coming up if
he's going to be a, game changer he's got to
be a. Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh last Thing.
Speaker 2: About lavinya she goes in the ninety nine of Lots of,
zorious decks, oh yes and and high power decks AND
and i would EVEN say cdh, decks now so she
still definitely sees PLAY.
Speaker 1: Until i decided to tune back my. Attraction deck she
was in. There, forever yeah and she.
Speaker 2: Did a lot, of, work yes. She good number two.
Speaker 1: Is the august in the fourth our. GAME changer i
guess yep two three For four zorius is. In there
white spells we play cost. One less, blue spells we
play cost. One less spells her opponent's play cost one.
Speaker 2: More yes and for the new players out There, and
toby if you play a white blue spell it costs two.
Speaker 1: Less yes very powerful magic.
Speaker 2: Right there this guy is a. Human advisor.
Speaker 1: Oh SHIT and i. Don't know.
Speaker 2: For, for YEARS and i, mean years this guy is
printed in two thousand, and seven, FOR years i don't
think that there Was a commander that people liked to.
Speaker 1: See less than.
Speaker 2: THIS one, i AGREE and i think.
Speaker 1: And That includes Taigam and narset and all those other
miserable extra, turn spells all, of.
Speaker 2: Them because this one doesn't take. Extra turns it just
makes it so you. Can't play It's not, i'm playing so.
You're not it's you, can play but. You can't, and
MAN did i have a gay old time with this
card way back in the day when we Started, playing
commander before all of like those social rules came, into
effect and we were all trying to power game each
other and the, arms race, and eventually because we're we're
all friends and we wanted to have a good time this,
DECK naturally i just wanted to kind of veer away
from what. It did and come, twenty eleven sure Was
a laurel agents a setic in The first COMMANDER precons
i think, He, WAS yes i think. He Was My
grand arbiter deck Became a, laurel DECK and i focused
more on life gain and comboing Out with. DEMONIC consultation
I maintain i did it first instead of staxing and
trying to.
Speaker 1: Be, that guy and that that.
Speaker 2: Second stick with a Laure and demonic consultation and kind
of tutoring into combos became. A format IT, became cedh
and that became a way that people want to Play Versus.
Grand arbiter augustine the fourth became a way that nobody wants. To,
play yeah though STAX in cedh IS is i think
a strategy that. People USE but i don't think that he's.
PLAY there i, don't think not a whole, ton anyways
not as not as.
Speaker 1: A Commander I'm i'm i'm gonna be surprised if we
see him again on the. NOW list i think HE'S
still i think. He's still, now dude he's. An, advisor
okay when, you're right. You're right but there's three, color advisors, You,
KNOW OH i i. Play, one yeah and he's in the.
Fucking deck of course. HE is.
Speaker 2: I tap him to draw a, card NOW and i
use him as A man o dorc though in my command.
RIGHT deck i don't know if there's a more powerful
play than turn one sol ring Turn Two. Grand, arbiter no.
THERE isn't i don't think there's a more, powerful play.
Speaker 1: Just like when You're Playing grand arbiter the, first time like,
it's Yeah.
Speaker 2: Solaring, grand, arbiter man and you're probably not losing, that game.
Speaker 1: And if, you are it's gonna be in grand fashion.
After somebody oh. Grand fashion, that's right they're gonna they're
gonna kick all your ship down and just wreck your whole. Pool,
TABLE yes i don't even KNOW what i, just said
but you're you're gonna that's how bad it's. Gonna, be,
YEAH man, i uh your insides. Like eggs what's the number?
Speaker 2: ONE card i, don't know public service announcement or? Advisory advisory, shut.
Speaker 1: Up don't play. This, CARD yeah i don't fucking as.
A commander as, A commander i, would, suggest, yeah yeah
in the, ninety nine, it's fine but like.
Speaker 2: In yeah it gets swept up with a Wrath of
god for five manna or a path to exile, for
two which is still totally fair to get rid of.
Speaker 1: This, dick yeah what's the? NUMBER one i. Don't, know
fuck maybe. WE miscounted i. Don't, know no, We're gonna.
We're gonna this, Is gonna we're. Gonna know this is gonna,
blow mines? Isn't?
Speaker 2: It, Brago course see we knew this guy's gonna be
in the. Top, ten still What a brago king?
Speaker 1: Eternal man?
Speaker 2: THIS guy i want to buy like One Hundred brogo
king Eternals From Fusion gaming Online dot com and.
Speaker 1: Incinerate, them, no, well yes but let me, Get.
Speaker 2: There okay i'm GONNA Use Cco nation promo cold to
get a discount on all.
Speaker 1: Of them i'm gonna put them in.
Speaker 2: A sock i'm gonna dip the sock in some fucking used.
Motor oil i'm gonna set it, on fire And then
i'm Gonna Beat.
Speaker 1: Max crandell, With Them.
Speaker 2: Max grandell one of his go to signature decks if
you WILL From Cmdr.
Speaker 1: Central, Days man what a bad guy? He is what
a what a? Bad friend what a? Bad human.
Speaker 2: Brago is a two four Spirit for azorius and two
with flying when he deals combat damage, to player exile
any number of target non land permanents, you control and
then return them to. The battlefield you blink any number
of non land, fucking things your artifacts that have etb
or leave. The battlefield your token makers with your stupid,
can panharmonicon your token makers with all of your elish
norns and white token doublers, and triplers your frickin' uh
enter the into the battlefield. Draw card you're entered. The
battlefield put plus ones on ship like this guy does.
Speaker 1: It all you can reset all your sagas, and planes
walkers and all. That shit, OH fuck i didn't think. Of,
That yeah like it's. Ridiculous crazy this card can do so.
Many things and again we talked about the blinky. Blink deck,
we're like you don't even respect my time when you're.
Doing this brego is the eternal king.
Speaker 2: Of, THAT no i see you Did AS now i
will say he can take. A hike i, will say yet, no,
shoes yes uphill? Both ways correct in his.
Speaker 1: Father's, pajamas no, no pajamas, naked.
Speaker 2: Right Wrinkularly old brago, walking uphill, that's right squeezing.
Speaker 1: His, buns yeah getting burn on trying to, stay warm but. He,
can't yes. Stupid, ghost yeah do ghosts? Get? Cold, yes? Okay.
Speaker 2: GOOD yeah i will say this is the kind of
deck when when skilled, players play it is cool to
watch because they'll have everything lined up and they'll, be
like Attack with brogo. Take, two, yeah damage you gets
delt blink blink blink blink blink. Blink, blink, draw, draw,
draw counter, counter, countercounter, reset, reset, Reset go and that's pretty.
COOL magic i was always a big Advocate for. Goblin's players, fucking,
practice Right my. Zada, deck practice have different color Dice
for manna who's got, summoning sickness do all the stuff
to show or. Demonstrate proficiency it adds credibility to, your
game so you, can, say, OH yeah i, got. It
guys and if you're not fumbling and bumbling through, your
turn everybody's pretty quick, to.
Speaker 1: Say yeah you, Got, it okay. Scoop, up fine this
is gonna take too, goddamn long let's. Play, again yeah
but you.
Speaker 2: Have to make sure that you demonstrate proficiency so they
know that even if it, takes long you.
Speaker 1: Still.
Speaker 2: Them Yeah and i've sat Down with brogo Players and
Zada or crankel players that have shown that proficiency and.
Speaker 1: That's.
Speaker 2: Great Yep and i've sat down with people who did
not show that proficiency and that's, not great and that's.
Not great and if you and if you want to sit,
through it you.
Speaker 1: Might win you.
Speaker 2: Might win because they mistriggers all over.
Speaker 1: The. Place. Yep yeah, so anyways.
Speaker 2: That's brogo he's. NUMBER one i expect him to be
in the top ten of.
Speaker 1: Now, Too yeah i'll bet you we'll see. Him again
people still like that blink garbage and creatures again getting
more and more efficient all. The time they have ETBs
and ETBs and blah blah blah blah and.
Speaker 2: And blink spells are spells that get printed ever once
or twice three times a year with all of. The sets,
so uh and there's always themed ones that take advantage of.
Speaker 1: The the MECHANIC du i was just.
Speaker 2: Gonna say the mechanic. Du, jeuur yeah yes of the
day for Our non french.
Speaker 1: Speaking people now what? That, means, AH yeah i. DON'T
know i think. So, shit, okay yeah let, me, LEARN
man i think.
Speaker 2: So, okay now now the triangle, with butthole, now, yeah
man what.
Speaker 1: Is their actual what is the actual symbol. Of these it's, a,
triangle right with like a little thing in. The middle
that's what.
Speaker 2: It is it's a triangle with. A, butthole, okay good
you just made it an.
Speaker 1: Unbleached one Oh, neat? Okay, COOL yeah, I can. I,
can okay it does kind of like a Butthole, of
yeah that's kind. OF shit i think it's winking. At me,
oh man let's just see the number ten from number
ten of now queen. ITINERANT meddler. I want i want,
to say there is a there is a queen deck
in the local MEDICAL and i. Hate it what, Else,
is well you'd hate, it too because it's. All, rats
yeah it's just. All rats it's a queen Wrath. Of
god that's all. It is and, you're, like oh well this.
Is awesome oh this is. Super fun i'm glad that we're,
doing this. You know but you can draw card Wrath?
Of god? Oh?
Speaker 2: Cool, Thanks, MAN well i guess.
Speaker 1: What does?
Speaker 2: QUAIN do i shut the card off there for. A,
second okay what does the?
Speaker 1: Queen do quinn is a one to three rabbit wizard
for white. One tap each player may. Draw card then
each player who drew a card gains.
Speaker 2: A life each player who did draw card gains. A,
LIFE yes i don't need to, draw, card THOUGH.
Speaker 1: Though. I, will yeah, you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 2: Every time you're always GONNA unless i have no cards in,
my library which.
Speaker 1: Even then you're probably gonna because you're gonna win because
you've done that. On. Purpose, oh yes this isn't a.
Mill deck it's a fucking. Mail myself It's A group.
Hug deck get get out of. MY face i don't.
Believe you we.
Speaker 2: Should do a special On How uncle brando Believes That
group hug.
Speaker 1: Doesn't exist, we should And then i'll convince everybody Else
That group hug doesn't exist because. It doesn't and if,
it does don't play it against makes it a waste of.
Speaker 2: My time shout out to Our Buddy. Dean Goody Remember,
DEAN goody i sure Do Fucking dean goody that time
we Phoned, Him Rochester.
Speaker 1: New york do We Phone dean? Goody, phone Yeah You.
Dean gooty then we just hung up right to him
on the phone and hung up. ON him, i, was,
yeah man that.
Speaker 2: Was great He Did Crew fix Got A Horizon's Commander cookout.
Speaker 1: Episode eleven. Fucking cool that's. Way back that was a. Long,
time yeah we didn't have the cares that.
Speaker 2: We, Carry, now wow what's the number? NINE card i
didn't mean for that to go. THAT direction i, was deep, Too,
Deep quain quinn can take Fuck them Fuck.
Speaker 1: Off quin except for the frog on the bottom of,
the card that's. Pretty cool, he's like oh, my god
he's pulling a strawberry out of. The hat. Eat. It
yeah do you think we get high if we licked? That?
Frog no oh. Damn, it no he's probably poisonous And
a simpsons Reference, PRODUCER gary i. Don't Know. Hypno Toad
hypno toad is Future Around.
Speaker 2: Yurama, FUTURAMA yeah i knew it was one of the
Two Millicent.
Speaker 1: Restless, revenant whoa.
Speaker 2: This Is from New In Astrawed Commander deck Commander, Decks.
Speaker 1: Command so our first seven drop of.
Speaker 2: The, day whoa he's a four to Four human no.
Spirit soldier probably used to be a human then it
got killed like. A, bitch yeah spirit soldier for azorious.
And five this spell costs one last to cast for
each spirit you can there. We go this guy costs
Two flying he's a fucking four to. Four flyer. For Two, Whenever, Millicent, Relent,
restless revenant or another non token spirit you control deals
dies or deals combat damage to a.
Speaker 1: Creature player what does this guy do whenever? He? DIED
fuck i Can't Even. Jesus christ whenever it or another
non token spirit you controlled it was combat damage to
a player, or dies you get a one to one white.
Flying spirit how do so when my, GHOSTS die i get? Another?
Ghost correct you get a ghost to? Your? Ghost oh? Double,
ghost YEAH like. I, guess yeah it's more ghosty because
they're like you can see. The, exactly yeah you Go
from casper to like, a, fart yes which is just a. Food,
GHOST yeah i suppose. That's, right well this is a.
SPIRIT deck i was laying against this card lots. Of
times it's very good ghost.
Speaker 2: Dot, Deck uh it's it's hard to get through because
if you kill, their guys they get, more.
Speaker 1: Guys and if they you don't kill, their guys they get.
Speaker 2: More guys and if they Wrath, of god they just
get all their, guys back or they're, guys back they get.
Speaker 1: They replaced their blockers at the, very least so you
can't like punish them on the crack back, being like,
oh yeah look at all, my gods and Then like
i'll walk with all these asshold creatures. That suck and
Then because i'm, Playing white i'll get all my.
Speaker 2: Guys back, oh yeah and if their guys are, enchantment
guys they, Just replenish, Hell yeah i'm brother two in
the now thus far. We're on this is, number, nine,
right yep no universe is beyond.
Speaker 1: Thus far how do you? Like that you? Like that? Naysayers,
do yeah. Me too i'm not a. Naysayer though let's
look at. Number? Seven, nope? Seven yes? Eight? Right eight
what the hell? Is That nico Light? Of, hope baby
this is my blue and. White deck now you can't
read it the super SWEETHEART that, I.
Speaker 2: Possess okay so you tell me what.
Speaker 1: It does then it's a three four four four comes.
Into play you get, two sharks then you can tap
it and three exile, the creature and all of your
sharks turn into the creature, you exiled and then at
the end of turn they turned back into sharts and
you get your.
Speaker 2: Creature back they're like broken mirror pieces that see the creature,
that died and then they all turn into. That, creature
yes and this is the double exposure super due For Jerk. Off,
foil yes THAT'S why i can't read it when it's
ON a tv screen in the Different Avenue media.
Speaker 1: Network studio yeah that's. Far, away yeah it's hard to
do in. Real life this card. LOOKS cool i benually
this is my commander that gets The, most, like oh
let me. See that that's. Really cool is this a? Real, card,
yeah yeah it's a. Real, card yeah because so many
people freaking.
Speaker 2: Play, proxies yes.
Speaker 1: THAT too i played against.
Speaker 2: A lot of people who played proxies In the commander
Area In.
Speaker 1: LAS vegas i, did too some. Of them i'm gonna
we're not gonna get into the proxy to, debate here
but some of them really kind of. Got me like
somebody played? A proxy what the hell? Was it? Rapant
Growth and, i'm like what? The fuck? Come, On, really
like it's not, on theme it's not it's this is
you printed a fucking one. Cent card if we were,
AT home i would pull this out of the sleeve
and rip it in half and buy, You one like
why why are you? Doing that doesn't make. Any sense
stop doing that if you are shut out to. That,
guy yeah Personal flips the Point is nico's a really.
COOL card i use it as a, Clone, deck yeah
because it. Clones things It clones non's legendary things and
forces you to look for good cards in the colors
that are outside the really really good legends that get
Printed now harder to do than, You'd, think like it's
not every set where you get, like, a WELL if
i had six of, this guy it would. Be awesome
because usually blue and white creatures that are worth playing
or either legendary or they're fuck, it's stupid or there's some.
Speaker 2: Little hutility that's a super. Interesting trend how many how
many creatures in the ninety nine in the most recent
SETS do i want to put in my deck who? Aren't, legendary,
yeah like sure there's some and, some colors there's more.
Than Others Like goblin lord from most recent deck probably
goes In my. Goblin deck, Of Course Blue blue moon
Like The Blood moon, Murfolk, guy yeah probably goes In
my morpholk or my.
Speaker 1: Blue.
Speaker 2: Deck, yeah cool but just generic blue.
Speaker 1: Guy LIKE a i don't know that maybe HAS an
etb or something. Like a, FOR example i play a
CARD from I think amenkat that's like The Cat lord
It's Like Siege, gang commander but you get. Cats instead
it gives your. Cat's Lifelink and i've been playing that
FOREVER because i haven't found anything that's better. Than It
but i'm not, already playing you KNOW what. I, mean
like it's hard to find.
Speaker 2: Those things consecrated sphinxes aren't just falling out of, the sky.
Speaker 1: And those are only good on your opponent's turn is
where they. Really SHINE so i don't need six of them.
FOR combat i, have bigger, Better THINGS like i Get A.
Frost titan there's way more Work.
Speaker 2: Than hey there's a blast from, the past and.
Speaker 1: That's in, there Too Because frost titan is as good
or better than most things that are. Printed now in this,
PARTICULAR case i like this deck a. Lot cool really do.
Speaker 2: Well again commander cookout at gmail, dot com, YouTube comments
and if you're in, the discord because you're an awesome
super patron and we appreciate you, very much put it in.
Speaker 1: The decklist put it in. The.
Speaker 2: Decklist channels this was, number, eight, sure yes, number seven come,
out seven number seven castrel The, wind Crested. WIND crested
i have.
Speaker 1: No idea what this this Is.
Speaker 2: From bloomborough i've never seen this. Card before this is
a bird scout four or FIVE for sis. And three
it's a flyer because it's, a bird of course.
Speaker 1: IT is I think i play this in.
Speaker 2: IN uh I think i play This, In MIKE why i?
Speaker 1: Hear decks you? Own? This like this is. A card
i not this version, Of IT but i do own. This.
Speaker 2: Card okay whenever one or more birds, YOU control.
Speaker 1: I very much play.
Speaker 2: This. Card okay whatever one or more birds you control
deal combat damage to, a player. Choose one you may
put a bird creature card from your hand or graveyard
onto the battlefield with a finality counter.
Speaker 1: On, it sure that's.
Speaker 2: Pretty good put a plus one counter on each. Motherfucking
bird that's, pretty card or. Draw card and whenever one
or more birds deal, combat damage.
Speaker 1: Draw card like that's the. Worst, one yeah because.
Speaker 2: IT'S random i could put a bird from my hand
or from, my GRAVEYARD so i know what they. Are
there there's a good chance they're better than a, random
card especially, late game when a random card could be
a land or a. Ramp SPELL when i have nine
man or Ten, minut sure and the best one in
that in, that scenario And remember i'm at five mana
in this case. Or more EACH bird i control gets
a plus. One, counter yes this card. Is powerful this
is the this is the De Facto, bird Commander and
azorious is the. Bird colors it's also the second like
Creature tight matters deck we've seen in the Now, of
azorias whereas previously there.
Speaker 1: Wasn't anything what was the? First one the? Spirit guy. Yeahs.
Speaker 2: Melicin, Yeah yeah so.
Speaker 1: We've had A fake. Groupg card we've got a Blinky
blank matter's card and two Creature type. Matters cards we're
stepping all the way away from the stacks. So far that's.
THAT'S impressed i don't. Hate that put on your blue. White,
players there you go play some. More birds Shout up
tom a boy. Guy here he looks kind of like a. Blue,
jay yeah hopefully he starts hitting some fucking.
Speaker 2: Home runs we've paid a lot of money for guys that.
Speaker 1: Can. Hit ah.
Speaker 2: YEAH cool i play him in the, ninety nine, so.
Speaker 1: Ah mileage, may vary but here.
Speaker 2: We are my MILEAGE when i cast him.
Speaker 1: Never varies so. It's good you always draw, a card
make your, guys bigger and put a thing. Into. Play
yeah nice at.
Speaker 2: Least one of those because he doesn't last. Too long
usually when it's when they say, WAIT each, i, go, EH.
Speaker 1: Well i mean you only get one. Of each it's
not when ever a bird.
Speaker 2: Hits, somebody yeah it's it's uh when one or. More
birds but usually it's like put him into play attack with,
four guys and then all my guys can has big
and they all can has vigilance because guyher gives them.
All vigilance so now they're. Big blockers.
Speaker 1: It's.
Speaker 2: COOL card i like.
Speaker 1: That guy it's. Pretty good number six. Coming up number
six is what? Is, Next correct Hilda The Ice Crean.
Crown queen what? This Is? Frickin' elsa yes. It, is
yeah this is elsa.
Speaker 2: Human warlock four to three for zorious. And two whenever
you tap an untapped creature and, opponent controls you may.
Pay one when you do, choose one put a four
to four blue elemental onto, the battlefield put a plus
one counter on each. Creature, CONTROL hey i don't, mind
this and scry to then draw. A card those are really.
Good options those are all really. Good abilities the cost
or the thing is whenever you tap an untapped creature and.
Opponent controls you may. Pay one, it's, like wait what
WHAT am?
Speaker 1: I doing play an? Icy, manipulator baby.
Speaker 2: You're playing anything that, air quotes, freezes something or, sleeps
something or. Taps it and you know that every limited
set ever has the white or the blue guy that taps. Something,
down yeah and every frickin' blue and or white set
or color thing in a set now has something that.
Tap it put a stunt counter, on it or. Tap
everything put ten stun counters on each one.
Speaker 1: Of them they fucking can jerk off for. Ten turns
you may.
Speaker 2: Pay ONE so i think this is a cool deck because.
You can it's got everything right on. The card you scry,
to draw, stride too draw maybe a. Couple times then
you do four To four White And blue elemental a,
couple times and then you make them all.
Speaker 1: Five fives and you can tap a. Tap thing so
if somebody's, attacking you you can Tap the you can
tap the tapped attacking creature to make a four to
four blocker to.
Speaker 2: Kill it, oh no whenever you tap AN untapped i
missed the apt.
Speaker 1: Sucks, again, no no but you could go.
Speaker 2: When you move to your, combat phase let ME know
i have something to do before you.
Speaker 1: Declare attacker but you don't know that they're going to.
Attack you no soon you can say that they're not
going to attack. You exactly you don't get to.
Speaker 2: Outbring them you can do the azorious thing and it's
like attack. Somewhere ELSE and i don't need to put
those cards in. MY deck i don't need. GHOSTLY persons
i don't. NEED propaganda i don't need. Collective restraint that's.
Another one you're playing those in. This deck for, THE
record I fuck i wouldn't be bet you. They are
bet you if we wanted to eat yeah this girl,
RIGHT now i bet you they are because they're, top
one two and three enchantment people are definitely. Not creative
the top enchantments would definitely be, freaking ristic study smothering
tie Than.
Speaker 1: Mister kromora definitely they. Would BE but.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't i just put all the tappy tappy in
HERE and I, Played, Draw, draw go and at the end.
Speaker 1: Of, Your turn i'd go top a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of SHIT now i have fucking four fours and. Five
fives you can make this an aggro deck with some
control instead of counterspells and path.
Speaker 1: To exiles. That's, boring yeah, play sleep play fucking imprisoned
in ice. Or whatever. Laden fists laden fists makes, their
fists makes their dude, super big but it doesn't unta.
Taps them they. Don't, untap yeah.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah somebody puts a colossification plus twenty plus twenty.
Speaker 1: But taps them until end. Of turn, Fuck them he's.
Tapped forever now you play control magic in, this deck
get them. Do, it ah this is actually surprising to see.
This one i'm surprised, as WELL but i, Mean, cool
like if you're gonna play a, control deck.
Speaker 2: Make it something that isn't. Just stacks this one seems.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool Yeah neat and of course you know what
does tap your, opponent's thing.
Speaker 2: Tangle, wire, YES yeah i was gonna. Say this this
is a control deck that lets you play The Cecial
classic strategy ship that you.
Speaker 1: Fucking picked up off the floor.
Speaker 2: Dot, deck like there's coasters under this table beside me
to keep it.
Speaker 1: From Wabbling then i'll bet you would go in. This,
DECK yes, i guarantee even, magic cards they'd probably play
better than some of the cards. This deck, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah ah, COOL cool i. Like it let's see the.
Business number? What number this?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: Six five this? Is? Five come this? Is five? Coming
up let's just say. It's five we knew it.
Speaker 2: This time he's got weird arms or those are, His
buddies those are his friends armose are his fucking weird
buddies with their. Long, arms man they could fucking wrap
those arms around me six times like a spider and
still give me a.
Speaker 1: Reach around how many elbows do? They? Have two they have, two.
Speaker 2: Elbows two elbows and, the shoulder, shoulder elbow elbows bend
the other like.
Speaker 1: DIFFERENT ways i hate. Those, guys yeah so what's? Going
on we Talked About. Grand arbitter our elbows look like fucking.
ZOOM booms i don't know what.
Speaker 2: That is those things you know that that reach out
into balconies at construction sites they have. Articulating, joints yeah it's.
Those guys they're they're for reacher arounds.
Speaker 1: Mostly, though, okay yeah so he's he's On the he's
still on. The List grand arbiter is still.
Speaker 2: The list still fucking put them in your ninety nine of.
Speaker 1: Your advisors that's.
Speaker 2: My, story okay this is? Five five, probably no this
this is gonna be four all right, there Again. THERE'S
brego i knew he'd see.
Speaker 1: Me again there he. Is again, you're right he's here again.
And again we talked. About it when we Talked, about
brego they're, always printed printing NEW et B AND e,
tb creatures always printing new. Blank ship so it's always
gonna he's always gonna have a spot because there's always
people that want to do that kind of value. Engine
stuff and here. We, are yeah so.
Speaker 2: Let's, Recap okay queen at? Ten quaint nine Is milicent
E Is? Eco nico seven castration? Castration, bird yes uh heard?
Speaker 1: Your? Balls? Seven yeah Six.
Speaker 2: Is? Hilda Hilda Five, grand arbiter Grand a Burder Four miku.
Queen Electric, that's brago who's actually. A, king yes they
Did the amazon thing where they did the.
Speaker 1: GENDER swap, i guess so. We got they're in a top, three,
now baby.
Speaker 2: Top three here, We go here. We go any prediction
does discount as the universe is beyond because it's.
Speaker 1: A reskin it's a reskin. Doesn't, count okay, number three, Number,
Three fuck. I'm pumped i'm excited to. See, These actually
i'm curious to see what is That Men Mendicant core. Guide. Light,
fuck yeah this is From Either. Drift hellabroller It's a
star Three. For zorious its power is equal to the
number of artifacts. You control it has start your engines and.
Max speed you May cat whenever you cast, an artifact
you can pay one if you do. Copy it.
Speaker 2: So this is a, star three so it's a one
to three when you cast it, for two, right yeah
because it's it's. An, artifact yes it's got start your
engines and that gets your speed. Counters going, RIGHT fuck
i don't even remember. That ABILITY does i know that
it takes four, turns Though.
Speaker 1: Right Start your engines, comes in you get. One. Speed
yes then every time an opponent, takes damage and that
to be, combat damage just damage during, your turn you
get an additional speed that happens once.
Speaker 2: A turn so in four turns.
Speaker 1: Three because you play, them ETBs then you hurt your opponent,
that counts so they have to two and then three
two more rounds and you got your.
Speaker 2: And THEN whenever i can and it's only during my
TURN that i get a. Speed, COUNTER correct i can
only step on the gas when it's, my turn, That's,
Right YEAH like i can't run red lights or anything,
that's right.
Speaker 1: That's shit obey the rules of. THE road i suppose
no drunk driving in the NATION, or mtg that's. Very,
important yeah obey the rules of the road until you're at.
Max speed then you can cheat and play however many
cards you want because you can copy your shit like.
Speaker 2: This guy i'm so happy to see an. ETHER drift
i have. A, PREDICTION okay. I predict, oh NO maybe. I,
don't no.
Speaker 1: You have to it's, too late, damn it it's, too
late broke gone. Too far it's.
Speaker 2: Too late I'VE said. I PREDICTED now i have to
predict that.
Speaker 1: IS correct i might predtificate.
Speaker 2: That this is the only ether drift card we see
in any of our top.
Speaker 1: Ten lists you, know, WHAT shit i have to take the.
Other SIDE if i don't agree, with YOU DON'T i
i think there might be One.
Speaker 2: IN oarsov i think there Might be like Not, grease
fang he didn't come from he Came, from CAMAGAWA but
i think there.
Speaker 1: Was Some now i'm gonna just agree. With you i'm
gonna agree. With you i'll bet. You're, right yeah ether.
Drift sucked yea a terrible that was THE box i
bought a collector of sure idiot we got we did
good on. That, box yeah you did a. Good box not.
Speaker 2: Too bad, but okay this is, number three. NUMBER THREE
i i think it's it's an artifact clone deck instead
of instead of the blink artifact deck, to reset, My
guy i'll just make.
Speaker 1: Another one just make t, of it or like THE
new raf cap say, usan guy, or like you want
to play all the artifacts at flash speed or whatever
now instead of playing them on your opponent's turn because you're,
So smart you're doing this and making more of them
because you like to do. Cool, shit yeah this is
this low.
Speaker 2: Brow raff, cap, says like it's play on.
Speaker 1: MY. TURN raf i. THINK so i. DON'T know i Like,
less man but this guy could be. A, Beater yeah
i'd rather play against THIS. Than raf i'm not.
Speaker 2: Gonna lie i'm gonna just put ten artifacts in Play
and I'm gonna i'm or Eleven and i'm.
Speaker 1: Just gonna too pump. Chump, You yeah i'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna give you the old freakin' uh mendicant core Pump.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna i'm gonna. Guidelight you IF only i
played Red or green and we could. Kill artifacts.
Speaker 2: Holy, shit OKAY maybe i wouldn't, attack you may maybe be,
somebody else, but yeah somebody's getting the.
Speaker 1: Guide, light yeah that'd be very abrasive. Of, you, yes
yes it might not be the naturalized thing. To, Do
yes i'd hate to have to breach. YOUR hull i
would sure.
Speaker 2: Feel decimated, OH yeah i might have. A meltdown oh.
Speaker 1: What a vandal to blast ME so i can do this? All,
day okay. Number two we really smashed, that one. Didn't we,
Oh MAN if i laugh, Any harder i'm gonna breach my.
Under where, oh, okay okay. WE'RE done. I promise let's see.
Number two number two's. Number two but it's not. This.
Speaker 2: Funny, yeah fuck we've pillaged all the humor that we
could out of.
Speaker 1: That joke, oh man fuck.
Speaker 2: Number two oh there It Is university Beyond.
Speaker 1: The son Of. A bitch it's our. First one hope?
S theme what that was some? Final? Fantasy yeah thirteen
he has. A boomerang he's a two to two for
two with life link beginning of ends at each opponent mills,
x cards where x is the amount of life you've gained.
This TURN oh i remember.
Speaker 2: THIS card i remember. REVIEWING it I said i was
gonna build. That CARD then i found out that it
was like fucking thirty five dollars or. Something out this
card is. Fucking, slaps okay two to two lifelink for Two.
Speaker 1: Human wizard.
Speaker 2: IT sucks i wish it was an advisor at the
beginning of your.
Speaker 1: End step each JAMPONENT, mills x.
Speaker 2: Where x is the amount of life you've gained.
Speaker 1: This turn so it's a mill deck that feeds off
of the white strategy, OF oh i have so, much life.
Speaker 2: God, dang yeah and you get, some incidental, some incidental,
some incidental and then you drop your illusions at grandeur
and you gain twenty and, you say go they all
fucking mil forty because you have a brew bac and.
Speaker 1: Play yeah or you find a way to pay life
and then you do some one of those things like you,
switch switch, switchy.
Speaker 2: Dippy, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you pay? What's that what's
that Guy from dominaria where you switch your life with
his power and that counts as.
Speaker 1: Life gain if you, switch back you go from four.
Speaker 2: To, Whatever yeah and you know what's cool if you
can switch and then switch and then switch and then
switch because, you lose then you, gain somewhere.
Speaker 1: Then you lose. And gain if only you could tap
an untapped guys in blue, and, white shang. It's cool
this is. Cool deck that's for.
Speaker 2: THE record i would still like to build, This deck
and for, THE record i want deck lists for this
GUY because i want to know all the, stupid tricks
LIKE when i just talked about and the doubles and
the triples and clone brew bac but make them non
legendary so now it's. Milk quadruple so LIKE when i gain,
ten life you actually. Mill FORTY like i want to
do all of the bullshit that this deck does because
life gain and mill, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And neither of them actually win you a game. Of
magic my, favorite part, oh man it make him.
Speaker 2: Last longer THAT'S all, i Do AND i'm i never.
Last long THAT'S why i want to.
Speaker 1: Get it THAT'S why i want to last LONGST magic. I,
get yeah, all, right man this is number one of.
Speaker 2: Number, one okay what what trends have we identified thus
far in two color and Or azorious not.
Speaker 1: As many date STAMPS as i thought, Actually going i've
not like the from twenty nineteen. To now the strict
move away from like staxy controlly looking.
Speaker 2: Commanders into creature type matters.
Speaker 1: Creatures or stuff, like this, where, like yeah people probably
are still gonna be annoyed because you have a hundred
life and feeling them when people. Hate that BUT like
i would suggest the decks have become significantly more fun
and casual focus then from back in, twenty nineteen because
all of those essentially were some kind of combo or,
control card whereas Here only Brago And grand arbiter kind
of remain in. That, space yeah which is.
Speaker 2: Pretty Cool i'm i'm interested to know if this. Trend,
Continues yes i'm interested to. Know, This okay Swords to
Plowshares and Path to Exile And teffery's Protection and counterspell,
and manodrain these are all like best in. Class CARDS
if i want to remove, or counter those are the.
Speaker 1: Best, ones yes but WE'VE.
Speaker 2: Seen i think probably a, couple times like The the
elsa card and now this one that if it said
counter target spell gain, three life like absorb from invasion
or tap, your guy he doesn't untap or counter target
creature spell tap. ANOTHER creature i would maybe rather play
these draft common STYLE cards.
Speaker 1: I know absorb is not a. DRAFT common i know
it's A rare Nicles. IN cube i Know THAT toby.
Speaker 2: I would rather play those cards in these, modernizorious DECKS
and i think, that's.
Speaker 1: Cool and they feel like they would, actually, fit, which
yes that would. Be, Cool yeah like you're not just
playing them because you don't want to play the best,
counter spells but you still want to play. Counter, spells
yes do you play cancel into the? Counter spell you're
actually playing something that is on theme, For, YOU dad.
Speaker 2: I need removal or interaction or something to MAKE sure i,
don't die Especially if i'm playing life Game, mill, yeah
right give me something that's.
Speaker 1: On, THEME yeah i think.
Speaker 2: That's cool i'm wanting to see more. OF that i
want to see the modern Two color commanders. AND beyond
i want to see design space that allows me to
pick cards up off the floor and, play them or
gives me the opportunity to.
Speaker 1: Play a wider spread.
Speaker 2: OF cards i don't want the thirty thousand magic cards,
that exist or however many number.
Speaker 1: IT is i don't want to just.
Speaker 2: Play like a couple hundred.
Speaker 1: OF them i want to play thousands of.
Speaker 2: Different CARDS and i think this, is cool and it
also allows us it also allows.
Speaker 1: Us to not know.
Speaker 2: Everything right like that's one of my CRITICISMS. Of cdh
this card has to be in this deck or this
shell is is the color in? These colors you have
to play, these cards and it feels like it's narrowing.
It down this card isn't good enough to be in
Legacy or VINTAGE. Or cedh But in commander we should
have a diversity of abilities and legends and color combinations
and words printed on cards that allows.
Speaker 1: Us to play. LITERALLY anything i.
Speaker 2: Like THAT and i think so far we've seen that door.
Speaker 1: Crack open who thought that we would be seeing That
with azorius of all the, Color combedies.
Speaker 2: And you, KNOW what i, Did NOT and i don't
even think that it's Tied to azorius AT least i
don't want it. TO be i want it to be
tied to modern. Card design that door that's, CRACKING open
i want that fucker to.
Speaker 1: Be blown off.
Speaker 2: The, Hinges yeah and, it's, like wow look at all
of the stuff that we can do and play and
not have to Buy a Man of DRAIN because i
can play, you know a three man of counterspell that
gains me life In This.
Speaker 1: Hope Deck hope Epstein.
Speaker 2: The, ISLAND yeah i don't know what this, is ABOUT but.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: His, name yeah well or good for, The algorithm i'm.
Not sure i'm. Not sure it depends on. Who's searching.
Speaker 1: Number one Is it universes beyond Or not? Universes beyond
gary he thinks it's gonna be a universe is. Beyond card.
LET'S see i. Think yes what do You think i'm gonna?
Say no just to?
Speaker 2: Be? Different, OH fuck i knew it was.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: TOO god i was just on that Eeda treck paige the. Other,
day God, damn no It's, a No It's Shore kai.
Genesis engine this is this is eight eight eight vehicle
for four that can be. Your commander even though it's.
A vehicle they don't need to put that on magic. Cards,
anymore okay and you can go, one tap draw, two
cards then discard. A card create a one to One
pilot creachtroken that can crew as if its power.
Speaker 1: Is, two okay and it's called.
Speaker 2: Crew eight this is a leader of a of a
pre cor it's an eight eight, to four so it's
into the three pump. Chump category it's. In four it's
in colors that for a time were the de facto, vehicle,
Colors okay and It was Josh le qui's deck on
game nights and immediately rose to popularity because you can
do some some broken ash shit.
Speaker 1: With, it YES and i knew that IT was i
knew it was going to be on. THE list i forgot?
You looking were? You?
Speaker 2: Researching NO but i knew that this one was a
popular COMMANDER because i was on dh reck like maybe
a month AGO and i was looking At a ZORIOUS
or i was looking at vehicles, or WHATEVER and i
saw that this guy had like twenty thousand decks.
Speaker 1: Or something this might be the Second time i've ever seen.
This card it's, really good like the first time BEING
when i numbered it to put into the. Slide, show
yes then forget, about it and Then.
Speaker 2: Now Huchi genesis engine and you, KNOW what i.
Speaker 1: Have a so it's a huge beater that kind of.
Enables itself but it also says draw two fucking cards.
On it. That's.
Speaker 2: Why, yeah yes it's a huge beater that enables itself
and says draw. Two CARDS and i would really like
to cast it in my. Vehicle deck don't, own one
don't even?
Speaker 1: Own one are they a bunch? OF dollars? I, think so,
Let's see i'll. Do, IT well. I think so you
tell them why you want to, play it.
Speaker 2: Regardless of how many dollars. It is if you want
it to save five percent, on it you could Go
To Fusion gaming Online dot com AND Use cco nation.
Promo code maybe pick it up along the same time
or in the same order as when you pick up
your one ring and save me from.
Speaker 1: Freaking buying There's sixteen. Canadian dollars that's. Ten bucks oh there. You,
go YEAH so i don't know they even have this printing.
Of it little it's a secret layer drop.
Speaker 2: There go so if you wanted to Go To Fusion
gaming Online.
Speaker 1: Dot com yeah you can literally. Right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool well now you know shorci uh expected but
UNEXPECTED because i forgot and you know what we said
just before we went to number. One card it's Not A,
stax commander it's not a. Control card it encourages you
to play something in the modern diverse kind of card
sphere that isn't freaking ghostly Prison and Swords to Plowshares
And Teffrey's protection i'm not saying those cards aren't good in.
Speaker 1: This deck you probably would. Blame an i'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Play Vehicles and i'm gonna play. Freaking pilots i'm gonna
play stuff that lets me crew for. Fucking, Free yeah
i'm gonna make vehicles because that's what's fun, for me.
Speaker 1: Not me vehicles can take, a hike well. They would
they would have. To drive they can drive over to.
The trail then their drivers can get out. Piss, off
yes they would.
Speaker 2: Have to they would have to hit the old dusty
trail as right.
Speaker 1: With their fricking faces or slap their.
Speaker 2: Lips, off man we haven't slapped lips Off on commander
cook on a good.
Speaker 1: Long while THAT'S why i.
Speaker 2: Said it i'm Gonna give i'm gonna give one more
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discord deck, building channels whether it's the preferred deck list
or the tryhard or. THE casual i want to see
decks that. Are, azorious yeah let, us, know maybe like
do you have one of?
Speaker 1: These guys? DO you i, don't know is there one
that you had that you think should be on here
or one that's so niche that nobody's ever seen. IT before,
I mean i don't think, Those, really ah do those even?
Exist anymore, Oh man because we did a few of
the where we had we did commanders with. No lists
we did.
Speaker 2: Do that that was a theme FOR The Ceo secret santa.
Last year remember you had to pick commanders that had
was it less than fifty lists or less than five?
Hundred lists less than fifty thinks that's, getting harder, mind
you there's more and more. Commanders printed them when you
get almost ever get. Them suck if you want to
pick any of, them up you Go to FUSION Use
Cco nation. Promo code doing so gets you. A Discount
lets fusion know that their PARTNERSHIP with cco is a,
good one.
Speaker 1: Which it totally is because. We rule EVEN though i
keep telling them to go in there to get all
the super, fancy stuff they're trying to hold on.
Speaker 2: To, you, yeah yeah it's it's kind of super. Secret
tech it's like ordering at McDonald's when you have to
order a.
Speaker 1: Certain thing they were upset with me when people went
in there started. Ordering wings, oh yeah but they didn't
ask me to stop, doing This so i'm just keep.
Speaker 2: Doing, It, OKAY well i am going to keep. Drinking,
beer okay it's gonna be pile. Of bones it's gonna
be that one.
Speaker 1: Right, THERE okay i assume because you want. That, One
yeah i'm gonna drink.
Speaker 2: That one you would know what we're talking about if
you're watching, on YouTube which you. Should be any, final
thoughts what's our next?
Speaker 1: Color combo? Next? UP demir i think that, that one
at least for, me personally is my my, third one
like by third from the bottom One that i'm looking
forward to talking.
Speaker 2: About third from. The bottom what was your what's your?
Bottom ractose like that's the one you're. Least interesting i'm
the least excited to talk?
Speaker 1: About ractose what's? Your second that's a. Good, One Yeah
SO i'm i was pleasantly surprised. BY this i WAS
to i had to shift and that was. Really Cool
and i'm hoping that we're going to see more. Of
THAT like i THINK that i Hope that demir kind
of lives the lives up to the. Dream too your
ractos won't because.
Speaker 2: Do you do you know anybody who says.
Speaker 1: No BECAUSE an i doesn't MAKE an e Sound, dem
yeah that's what the. WORD says i. Don't know it's.
A gift that's how the fucking. Letters, work yeah. That's,
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