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Speaker 2: all the sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a retirement press conference today for Cowboys.
Speaker 3: Former guy was off its onman, Zach Martin, and we
Speaker 3: did have hot Mike Stephen as well. So there's a
Speaker 3: couple of clips. Zach Martin sitting in the middle, Jerry
Speaker 3: flanked to his left, Stephen too his right. Here's our
Speaker 3: first clip of.
Speaker 1: Three Jarry Jones and the Jones family.
Speaker 4: Even though it took a little bit of convincing back
Speaker 4: in twenty fourteen, thank you, Thank you for believing in
Speaker 4: me and giving me an opportunity you get really to
Speaker 4: live out that dream.
Speaker 3: I've decided that Stephen is what every new comedian needs
Speaker 3: in their crowd. This is someone to be laughing at
Speaker 3: your joke. Yeah, it's pretty good, Zach, have a little
Speaker 3: funny right here.
Speaker 4: In twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in my life.
Speaker 4: I married one of my best friend's sisters.
Speaker 1: I love his stand up routine. You hear that again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in
Speaker 4: my life. I married one of my best friend's sisters.
Speaker 4: God Steven's laugh track, it's inrodible. It's the bad dude now, Jerry.
Speaker 4: You know, Zach had a prepared statement, got through. He
Speaker 4: got a little choked up talking about Jason Garrett saying
Speaker 4: as first coach. But then after Zach reads his ten
Speaker 4: minute statement. Jerry takes the mic. Oh, God, and uh,
Speaker 4: I think this is pretty good.
Speaker 5: The reason you're sitting in the middle, I think is
Speaker 5: because he wanted to separate me and Steven over here,
Speaker 5: because I still have nots on my shin from him
Speaker 5: kicking me under the table when we were sitting there
Speaker 5: discussing that draft day. I hope it was an example
Speaker 5: of at the end of the day, I do accept
Speaker 5: the smarter decision and.
Speaker 1: Make it around here.
Speaker 5: Although I know I've got a lot of questioning that
Speaker 5: in the room.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, Jerry admitting he was wrong. You don't
Speaker 3: see that often. Jerry mentioned that he never ever talked
Speaker 3: with Zach's representation when negotiating contracts. Wait what he and
Speaker 3: Jerry went and kind of just knocked out the preliminary
Speaker 3: agreement was one on one meetings of Zach and Jerry.
Speaker 3: Even when he held out, well that's they got into
Speaker 3: it a little bit and basically Zach said, well, I'm
Speaker 3: the best offensive winneman in the league, so I need
Speaker 3: to be paid like that. So yeah, it was all
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 3: Forty minutes took all the questions and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: I found this from twenty fourteen. This is like the
Speaker 3: day after he got drafted, and I wanted to play
Speaker 3: this because the twenty fourteen NFL draft was very weird.
Speaker 3: That was a day when we were on the air,
Speaker 3: a tornado hit the building, Oh wow, and broke the
Speaker 3: shatter of the glass when we were brought gasts at CBS.
Speaker 3: I don't know where this is from because I think
Speaker 3: it's play Dallas Cowboys dot com. But that's interesting. He
Speaker 3: was being asked are you okay playing guard? Because everyone
Speaker 3: thought he was gonna be a tackle.
Speaker 4: You know, it's been different. You know. My outlook on
Speaker 4: it is I've just been willing to play in a
Speaker 4: position that the team who drafts me wants me to play.
Speaker 1: So you know that's my atue coming down to Dallas
Speaker 1: as I'm ready to do anything that he needs me
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: All right, A lot a good trooper right there, could
Speaker 3: tackle could have made more money.
Speaker 2: Well especially it's it's fine saying that on your rookie
Speaker 2: deal because that's going to be what it is pretty
Speaker 2: much no matter what. But I'm sure later you know
Speaker 2: his age are like, are we sure we don't want
Speaker 2: him to be a tackle?
Speaker 3: This is just a seven second thing that I wanted
Speaker 3: to play at the time because it's you know, failed
Speaker 3: NFL GM Mike Mayock from back the day. But here's
Speaker 3: what he said after the draft pick went down.
Speaker 2: They went from one of the wild parts of the
Speaker 2: draft to maybe the safest pick.
Speaker 1: In the draft.
Speaker 3: That's pretty crazy. Can you imagine Johnny Manziel coming here and,
Speaker 3: by the way, being a studious backup quarterback and he
Speaker 3: mentioned like being drunk all the time. Yeah, when he
Speaker 3: was with the Browns when he played, when he was playing, Yes,
Speaker 3: being drunk, not ever studying the playbook, not ever knowing
Speaker 3: the plays.
Speaker 2: He would have sat here. You know, well, do you
Speaker 2: know what would have happened? This, this will get super dark.
Speaker 2: He would have died here, Yeah, because he was partying
Speaker 2: in this town, hardcore, out of control and he wasn't
Speaker 2: even a Dallas cowboy and he was here all the
Speaker 2: time all the time.
Speaker 3: That draft is wild because at that point where the
Speaker 3: Cowboys were, they were stuck in the middle. Twenty thirteen
Speaker 3: was another eight and eight Garrett classic, Right. I remember
Speaker 3: a couple just a couple of names, just to jog
Speaker 3: your memory, famous from the NBC sit come to good place.
Speaker 3: Blake Bortles, remember Blake Boris. Yeah, he went three in
Speaker 3: that draft. Mike Evans went seven in that draft. We
Speaker 3: interviewed him. He had no personality now shoe in Hall
Speaker 3: of Famer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I thought all that magic at
Speaker 2: A and M from Johnny was Johnny. A lot of
Speaker 2: it was just throwing it up to Mike Evans. Yeah,
Speaker 2: running around and Mike Mike Evans ended up being the
Speaker 2: DeMar Derosen of football. Like you look at his old
Speaker 2: time numbers, they're extraordinary crazy and he's just been doing
Speaker 2: it in Tampa and no one's really paying attention.
Speaker 3: Number twelve Odell Beckham, uh, thirteen Aaron Donald to the Rams,
Speaker 3: that's yeah, and thirteen yeah, and then we're about to
Speaker 3: get Shazier, right, fifteen. The Steelers take Ryan Shazier the linebacker,
Speaker 3: and if they did not do that, we would have
Speaker 3: taken the Cowboys would have taken him. Yeah, And I
Speaker 3: don't think there's really much of a fight between that.
Speaker 3: I think they all agreed, like, Okay, we can need
Speaker 3: the defensive help.
Speaker 1: Is he injured? Did he have thet bad injury?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he.
Speaker 3: Just works for the Steelers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's able to walk around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, game. Yeah, it was in the game and
Speaker 3: he was yeah, that was tough. And it was like
Speaker 3: in year three or something like it was early early Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then there you go, Zach Martin. So what was
Speaker 3: that sixteen fifteen sixteen? Johnny didn't go until twenty two
Speaker 3: Johnny Johnny poople Pants went to the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 1: And wasn't that their second first round pick of the draft?
Speaker 3: Cleveland? Yeah, because they took a corner at number eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did uh? Did?
Speaker 2: Do you know if Travis or I'm sorry if Zach
Speaker 2: mentioned Travis today or Tyrone.
Speaker 3: He mentioned Travis and he mentioned everyone though. I mean
Speaker 3: like names that you would forget, like Jeremy Parnell and
Speaker 3: Bernadeau and you know Lineman from back in the day.
Speaker 2: I used to love hearing Jerry and Steven say.
Speaker 3: Bernadeau he talked about twenty twenty when McCarthy came here,
Speaker 3: how it was hard to learn to do things a
Speaker 3: different way, and he was like, well, I don't want
Speaker 3: to change anything I do. I've mastered the position. And
Speaker 3: McCarthy like taught him to, you know, open up his mind.
Speaker 3: To new ideas, which is weird because we always criticist
Speaker 3: MacCarthy for being kind of born. Uh, he might have
Speaker 3: just been saying something nice about Mike. Probably really likes him.
Speaker 3: So all the players like Mike, they seem to, and
Speaker 3: now you all the players kind of like Garrett too.
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, so.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll got some audio played a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 3: But you know, we play songs a couple of times.
Speaker 3: You know, you might hear the same song, you know,
Speaker 3: every once in a while. We wants pranked Zach Martin
Speaker 3: with the help of our friend Travis Frederick. O. Travis
Speaker 3: had a bit of a man bun going on and
Speaker 3: in the press conference. Yeah, Travis was there. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: was there. Yea, he's had he's in town. He just
Speaker 3: doesn't tell.
Speaker 2: Us what he's been man bunning around. Yeah, what's he doing?
Speaker 1: Man bunning it up?
Speaker 2: That's the first time I've heard that as a verb,
Speaker 2: and I like it, thank you. He's like six years
Speaker 2: past the man bun thing. Yeah, black guy, what do
Speaker 2: you mean this is not really in anymore? Is it?
Speaker 1: He's Travis Frederick. He can make it. He'll just stare
Speaker 1: at you till it's in.
Speaker 3: Doesn't Jason Momoa always do a man bun a lot, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's always in He's like, you know, he's different, right,
Speaker 3: Aquaman's just kind of that's.
Speaker 2: Who he is.
Speaker 1: Could be Aquaman if you want.
Speaker 3: Like, when you think of Jason Momoa, you don't think
Speaker 3: of the man, butN you just think of Jason Momoa
Speaker 3: as Awuaman.
Speaker 2: This guy's deal tearing down Travis. I don't get it first,
Speaker 2: Michael Young. Now Travis, I will say, this.
Speaker 3: Is why Travis won't tell us he's in town.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: And I do think Wisconsin Man is not a good superhero.
Speaker 3: Oh Wisconsinman.
Speaker 2: He's here to drink beer and talk about cheese.
Speaker 3: Do you guys need your snowshoveled? Okay, so this is
Speaker 3: about three minutes. Do you want to set up the prank?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, Benny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the idea was, we had developed such a good
Speaker 2: relationship with Travis Frederick.
Speaker 1: Well when Zach Martin came along, he.
Speaker 2: Immediately became besties with Travis Frederick and Travis took him
Speaker 2: under his wing even though he was also a young player.
Speaker 2: And so the idea was, can we prank a cowboy?
Speaker 2: And the only way to really be able to do
Speaker 2: that was to have another cowboy in on it with us,
Speaker 2: and they'll often do that to rookies, and so Travis
Speaker 2: helped us set up Zach Martin. And the idea was,
Speaker 2: I was gonna play a grandpa or a dad or
Speaker 2: whatever who's throwing a bar mitzvah for his son or grandson,
Speaker 2: and Skin was gonna be the kid who was having
Speaker 2: the bar mitzvah, and we were gonna be asking Travis
Speaker 2: and Zach to come to the bar mitzvah, and we
Speaker 2: were gonna pay them to do it. But the idea
Speaker 2: was that the kid didn't know who Zach Martin was
Speaker 2: and didn't want him. So we were gonna insult Zach
Speaker 2: Martin the entire time and then lowball him on being
Speaker 2: there while paying Travis to figure him out. And every
Speaker 2: time he was about to question whether it was real
Speaker 2: or not, Travis would get a best supporting actor or
Speaker 2: not because he would go, Yeah, this is fine, this
Speaker 2: is what we do, Yeah, we're in.
Speaker 1: He was great. He was great. All right.
Speaker 3: Here it is Ben as mister Cohen, Skin playing the
Speaker 3: role of his son Noah. Travis and Zach.
Speaker 1: We want you guys to get Grandma Rose.
Speaker 2: You guys take a giant bucket of freezing cold gatorade
Speaker 2: and you're gonna dump it on unsuspecting Grandma Rose.
Speaker 1: She's a pistol. She'll love it. It'll be hilarious. Gotcha,
Speaker 1: we can get grandmar Roads. Okay.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be ice cold. I wanted to scare her.
Speaker 2: I want to blow her away. Our expectation is that
Speaker 2: you guys will arrive at the omni full pads, helmet,
Speaker 2: shoulder pads, pants, pant pads, cleat tape, whatever you do.
Speaker 2: We want it to look authentic and Noah will know
Speaker 2: if it's not.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: We want you to come decked out, and it's part
Speaker 2: of the fee. I need full uniforms.
Speaker 4: We should be able to We'll be in Dallas. We
Speaker 4: should able to make that happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll just talk to Mike.
Speaker 2: We can talk to guy doctor, Mike, Frank. I don't
Speaker 2: care whoever you got to talk to, but just come
Speaker 2: in uniform. I'm talking from the time you pull up
Speaker 2: in the valet will usher you into the ballroom. Bada
Speaker 2: bing baba boom. They sitn't gonna take long if you
Speaker 2: guys are on your game. Here's a little him stuff. Hell,
Speaker 2: little Noah. Hold on a second.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: This is Travis Frederick of the Dallas Cowboys, who you
Speaker 2: wanted us as well as Zach Martin Rama. So so
Speaker 2: hold on, gentlemen. So Nancy talked to know. So we
Speaker 2: we're deally. I one of the reasons we want you
Speaker 2: the fees we've agreed to. Travis, your fee is thirty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Zach your fee is five thousand. And that's
Speaker 2: we're discussed, and we're good. There are we?
Speaker 1: Okay? There, guys, I hear a lot of silence. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to I got other stuff to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: What I don't understand that is there a miscommunication here.
Speaker 2: If we get Romo, I would be willing to pay
Speaker 2: him one fifty, but for a secondary lineman and it's
Speaker 2: just an offensive lineman.
Speaker 1: I got five. I thought they agreed on deal with
Speaker 1: that we'd get the same.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: I apologize if there was a miscommunication. I just I'm
Speaker 2: not made of money, and you know this is no
Speaker 2: especial day. Now that I'm finding out he doesn't really
Speaker 2: know who Zach is, it's a little bit harder for me.
Speaker 2: But I still can pay five, and it's a lot
Speaker 2: of money and it only should only take about two hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean I would have to just
Speaker 4: let Trap do it. If it's totally five.
Speaker 3: That's no disrespect you guys.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna break it. You're gonna break his heart.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Zach is saying he's out. He's Zach. I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's good?
Speaker 1: Would you do it for twelve five? I'm gonna talk
Speaker 1: to Travis about get.
Speaker 2: Back to you.
Speaker 1: But there's one more thing. I need Travis to tell you.
Speaker 1: The last thing.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Everybody loves that prank? Sic?
Speaker 5: Oh it is, I am I'm so starry.
Speaker 1: You're talking to Ben Cohen there, Ben Rogers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you? Are you?
Speaker 4: I'm not here? Am I?
Speaker 1: There's no un Remember his notes he had, Zach was
Speaker 1: meticulous notes. He had Grandma Rose and gatorade.
Speaker 2: There's a whole thing where they're asked to hide out
Speaker 2: in a cake and then pop out in their uniforms.
Speaker 3: I need you to find that picture of all those notes. No,
Speaker 3: you haven't from ten years ago.
Speaker 2: You have the whole bit too. Yeah, all right, we
Speaker 2: maybe need to post that. Yeah, we'll see. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: congratulations on a brilliant career to Zach Martin. What a
Speaker 2: great dude. All right, Coming up next, the only segment
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