Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with Lynchintaco one on one one
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Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots says here. This hour is brought
Speaker 2: to you by David Busters. Where I believe Mel is
Speaker 2: going to be hanging out. Oh that she is. Tomorrow,
Speaker 2: Mel's going to be out. It's David Buster's in Daytona.
Speaker 2: By the way, She'll be out there from four to six.
Speaker 3: She has Rockfell tickets, Offspring tickets, stick figure ticket.
Speaker 2: That's a show. I want to go, Veritable ticket Blitz.
Speaker 3: It's a ticket cornicopia. Every thirty minutes given away tickets
Speaker 3: Dave and Busters. Mel is going to be there tomorrow
Speaker 3: four to six, Daytona location.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's begin in Great Bend, Kansas.
Speaker 3: Oh that's two different times within less than a week.
Speaker 3: We're going to be out in that area. Because I
Speaker 3: was at Hollyhill right down the street, so I'm talking
Speaker 3: about represent volution. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, all right, So we're going to West Bend, No,
Speaker 2: Great Bend, Kansas. Remember when you were a kid, or
Speaker 2: maybe your brother or sister would be afraid that there's
Speaker 2: a monster under the bed or in the closet. Of course,
Speaker 2: you always had to have mom or dad or the babysitter,
Speaker 2: whoever was there come check for you before you could,
Speaker 2: you know, fall off into your slumber. Look under the
Speaker 2: bed for me.
Speaker 3: All that I ever remember with Kansas was the Toto
Speaker 3: and the tornadoes with Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2: I'm just talking in general terms. Little kids sometimes think
Speaker 2: there's a monster in the closet or under the bed. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: this young youngster was being a babysat and it was
Speaker 2: time for bed, and he was put in the bed,
Speaker 2: and sure enough, there's a monster under the bed. In
Speaker 2: the sitters like, god, this again, this little brash. I'm
Speaker 2: not getting paid enough of this.
Speaker 3: At fifteen dollars an hour, most people jenny down the
Speaker 3: streets getting twenty.
Speaker 2: And it's like, okay, Timmy, what's wrong. There's a monster
Speaker 2: under the Okay, well let me check and you know,
Speaker 2: we get you tucked in. She looks, she looks under
Speaker 2: the bed. There's a dude under the bed. No, there
Speaker 2: is a dude under the bed. Neither the babysitter or
Speaker 2: the kid know who this guy is. He spots the
Speaker 2: babysitter looking down and suddenly burst out, knocks her and
Speaker 2: the kid over, and flees the house. The cops caught
Speaker 2: up to this clown a little bit later after the
Speaker 2: babysitter called them. It turns out it was a twenty
Speaker 2: seven year old man who used to live in the house.
Speaker 2: Thank god they found this because this just sounds creepy everything.
Speaker 2: I apologize to any parents who have a kid in
Speaker 2: the car that thinks there's monsters under the bed for
Speaker 2: this story. Right now, kids, they're not monsters. There are not.
Speaker 2: This is just a an anomaly. You'll learn what that
Speaker 2: word means in your future.
Speaker 3: Going and kids, the only monster is your parents driving
Speaker 3: the car. Let and you listen to this garbage for
Speaker 3: tuning in.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll take any listener we can get, to be
Speaker 2: quite honest. So they found the guy he used to
Speaker 2: live there. Yeah, they got him. He's uh and that's
Speaker 2: it I could do. Okay, let me look. You mentioned
Speaker 2: the surprise of the babysit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if it was that one babysitter that
Speaker 3: we had the babysitter of the century so far. Now
Speaker 3: we'll just go to babysitter of the decade. You know
Speaker 3: which one I'm talking about the one up. I believe
Speaker 3: it was Gainesville and parents came home and she was
Speaker 3: on acid. Yeah that one. Think if it was her
Speaker 3: looking under the bed and some guy pops out here,
Speaker 3: long strange trip, yeah, man fish, Well great.
Speaker 4: Damn it.
Speaker 2: It's hampy music. You're you're something, dude. As long as
Speaker 2: we've got the parents and the youngster's attention right now,
Speaker 2: might as well bring this out. We look out, mom
Speaker 2: and dad. It sounds like old school metal braces are
Speaker 2: cool again. Really yeah, if their hip again, They're definitely
Speaker 2: painful from everybody I talk to that at them. An
Speaker 2: orthodonist in Arizona said that kids are now begging for
Speaker 2: metal braces now instead of things like in visiline. They
Speaker 2: say they're becoming a weird sort of fashion symbol. Another
Speaker 2: orthodonist in California agrees. He says it started about a
Speaker 2: year ago and now more and more patients are excited
Speaker 2: to get them. You can thank social media. Handful of
Speaker 2: influencers and celebrities have made them trendy. Some may have
Speaker 2: even gotten them just for show, like rapper Little UZI Vert.
Speaker 2: You know what this is.
Speaker 3: This is a California and Arizona orthodontists.
Speaker 2: That need to make a car payment fake braces. Fake
Speaker 2: braces have also become a thing on see but experts
Speaker 2: they don't do it. They can cause infection, tooth damage,
Speaker 2: or be a choking hazard. Uh. This article here goes
Speaker 2: on to talk about a dental assistant in Brooklyn who's
Speaker 2: twenty four and recently got braces. He said, no shade
Speaker 2: doing visiline. But it's kind of boring to me. Man,
Speaker 2: you' all have no idea how tortured some kids were
Speaker 2: who had the braces.
Speaker 3: Oh, the one we've talked every time this comes up.
Speaker 3: We talked about when we hate your.
Speaker 2: Right exactly, and then you always had that they were
Speaker 2: a friend of yours. But they always had stuff stuck
Speaker 2: in their braces, especially if it was like a cute.
Speaker 3: Girl and you know, elementry or whatever, and she yeah,
Speaker 3: apple in the front of her teeth, and you're like.
Speaker 4: Hey, you're so you're pretty. You remember those days you're
Speaker 4: really pretty? You gotta have chunk of a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3: Somebody said at two six, somebody texted in my old ass,
Speaker 3: I was thinking leg braces. You know, whenever I hear
Speaker 3: leg braces.
Speaker 2: You know what, that was a good time.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Before Polo, there was Polio. Do you know what I
Speaker 3: think of immediately when I hear leg braces? The Penguin?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 3: This show was called the Penguin? Are they coming back
Speaker 3: out with another one? Doesn't sound like it, man, I
Speaker 3: know this is ADHD radio or whatever, ad D whatever,
Speaker 3: you always say them all over the place.
Speaker 2: But that was a great show.
Speaker 3: You've never seen this, you know.
Speaker 2: Sitting on this side. Now that you bring that up,
Speaker 2: I want you all to understand. I sit behind the
Speaker 2: board and try to hit all the timing marks and
Speaker 2: run the equipment, and run the equipment.
Speaker 3: It is sometimes akin to tell me what you see
Speaker 3: when you look at cross right now, he's kicked back,
Speaker 3: not a care.
Speaker 2: In the world. Feed up on the console with his
Speaker 2: Do you have women's socks on today? I told you
Speaker 2: I bought men's okay, all right? And it's just like
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you comfortable? Can I get you anything?
Speaker 3: I'm good, I have a water right here.
Speaker 2: But it is a can at times to feeling like
Speaker 2: you know, that feeling where you know you need to
Speaker 2: get your brakes fixed and replaced and it's like a
Speaker 2: roll of the dice. Every time you match the brake pedal.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, when you're going down that exit ramp
Speaker 3: and you hit you're going a little too fast. It
Speaker 3: happened to be on that Lee Road exit a lot
Speaker 3: and you're going a little too fast and you hit
Speaker 3: the brakes.
Speaker 2: And they go Yeah. It feels like that all the time.
Speaker 2: Can we get onto another headline of the week contender?
Speaker 2: Here leaping into action?
Speaker 3: Here to take you tell me dictation, You tell me
Speaker 3: head on into the week, and I'm Johnny on the spot.
Speaker 3: One two three go Atlanta bagpiper killed well scuba diving
Speaker 3: son who vanished four years ago, found dead at home. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's listen to that one.
Speaker 2: Back the hell scuba dives with bagpipes. Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 2: The headline was the dad and the cannon boat Dad.
Speaker 2: No separate incidents, U.
Speaker 3: The writer just crammed two stories and on a bagpiper
Speaker 3: and the sun.
Speaker 2: Listen, two three goat Atlanta bagpiper killed well scuba diving
Speaker 2: son who vanished four years ago, found dead at home.
Speaker 2: All right, this is an older guy, so I think
Speaker 2: he's in yees seventy four years old, and yes, he
Speaker 2: was a known bagpiper in the Atlanta area. He died
Speaker 2: on a scuba diving trip. Okay, so that's that's for
Speaker 2: our purposes. This is a great headline, but the way
Speaker 2: it actually reads, it sounds like he had his bagpipes
Speaker 2: on scuba scuba dive. I was picturing a kilt. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: his grown son, who vanished four years ago, was found
Speaker 2: dead at home the same week.
Speaker 3: I know what happened, m I know there's more.
Speaker 2: To this story.
Speaker 3: I think son who never really died, him and dad
Speaker 3: were scuba diving. Son pulled out he's known as a
Speaker 3: bagpipe or how serious they really take him. They don't
Speaker 3: think he can scuba dive, hit him with the harpoon,
Speaker 3: went home to cash in and died because karme got No, it's.
Speaker 2: Just I think the dad had the son in the
Speaker 2: house dead for four years. No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I mean, we'll judge tomorrow, but I don't think that
Speaker 3: compares with yesterday's head on In the week of Shining
Speaker 3: Ans volcano and Tonga coughs up giant cloud smoke. Yeah,
Speaker 3: during a recent eruption, we'll go over tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Let you decide to get the votes in bagpipe scuba diving.
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