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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lynchintaco one on one one

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<v Speaker 1>w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots says here. This hour is brought

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<v Speaker 2>to you by David Busters. Where I believe Mel is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be hanging out. Oh that she is. Tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>Mel's going to be out. It's David Buster's in Daytona.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, She'll be out there from four to six.

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<v Speaker 3>She has Rockfell tickets, Offspring tickets, stick figure ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a show. I want to go, Veritable ticket Blitz.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a ticket cornicopia. Every thirty minutes given away tickets

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<v Speaker 3>Dave and Busters. Mel is going to be there tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>four to six, Daytona location.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, let's begin in Great Bend, Kansas.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's two different times within less than a week.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to be out in that area. Because I

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<v Speaker 3>was at Hollyhill right down the street, so I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>about represent volution. I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, all right, So we're going to West Bend, No,

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<v Speaker 2>Great Bend, Kansas. Remember when you were a kid, or

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<v Speaker 2>maybe your brother or sister would be afraid that there's

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<v Speaker 2>a monster under the bed or in the closet. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>you always had to have mom or dad or the babysitter,

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<v Speaker 2>whoever was there come check for you before you could,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, fall off into your slumber. Look under the

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<v Speaker 2>bed for me.

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<v Speaker 3>All that I ever remember with Kansas was the Toto

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<v Speaker 3>and the tornadoes with Wizard of Oz.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just talking in general terms. Little kids sometimes think

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<v Speaker 2>there's a monster in the closet or under the bed. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this young youngster was being a babysat and it was

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<v Speaker 2>time for bed, and he was put in the bed,

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<v Speaker 2>and sure enough, there's a monster under the bed. In

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<v Speaker 2>the sitters like, god, this again, this little brash. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not getting paid enough of this.

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<v Speaker 3>At fifteen dollars an hour, most people jenny down the

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<v Speaker 3>streets getting twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, okay, Timmy, what's wrong. There's a monster

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<v Speaker 2>under the Okay, well let me check and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we get you tucked in. She looks, she looks under

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<v Speaker 2>the bed. There's a dude under the bed. No, there

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<v Speaker 2>is a dude under the bed. Neither the babysitter or

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<v Speaker 2>the kid know who this guy is. He spots the

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<v Speaker 2>babysitter looking down and suddenly burst out, knocks her and

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<v Speaker 2>the kid over, and flees the house. The cops caught

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<v Speaker 2>up to this clown a little bit later after the

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<v Speaker 2>babysitter called them. It turns out it was a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven year old man who used to live in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god they found this because this just sounds creepy everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize to any parents who have a kid in

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<v Speaker 2>the car that thinks there's monsters under the bed for

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<v Speaker 2>this story. Right now, kids, they're not monsters. There are not.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just a an anomaly. You'll learn what that

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<v Speaker 2>word means in your future.

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<v Speaker 3>Going and kids, the only monster is your parents driving

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<v Speaker 3>the car. Let and you listen to this garbage for

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<v Speaker 3>tuning in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we'll take any listener we can get, to be

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<v Speaker 2>quite honest. So they found the guy he used to

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<v Speaker 2>live there. Yeah, they got him. He's uh and that's

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<v Speaker 2>it I could do. Okay, let me look. You mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>the surprise of the babysit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think if it was that one babysitter that

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<v Speaker 3>we had the babysitter of the century so far. Now

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<v Speaker 3>we'll just go to babysitter of the decade. You know

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<v Speaker 3>which one I'm talking about the one up. I believe

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<v Speaker 3>it was Gainesville and parents came home and she was

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<v Speaker 3>on acid. Yeah that one. Think if it was her

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<v Speaker 3>looking under the bed and some guy pops out here,

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<v Speaker 3>long strange trip, yeah, man fish, Well great.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hampy music. You're you're something, dude. As long as

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<v Speaker 2>we've got the parents and the youngster's attention right now,

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<v Speaker 2>might as well bring this out. We look out, mom

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<v Speaker 2>and dad. It sounds like old school metal braces are

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<v Speaker 2>cool again. Really yeah, if their hip again, They're definitely

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<v Speaker 2>painful from everybody I talk to that at them. An

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<v Speaker 2>orthodonist in Arizona said that kids are now begging for

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<v Speaker 2>metal braces now instead of things like in visiline. They

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<v Speaker 2>say they're becoming a weird sort of fashion symbol. Another

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<v Speaker 2>orthodonist in California agrees. He says it started about a

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<v Speaker 2>year ago and now more and more patients are excited

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<v Speaker 2>to get them. You can thank social media. Handful of

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<v Speaker 2>influencers and celebrities have made them trendy. Some may have

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<v Speaker 2>even gotten them just for show, like rapper Little UZI Vert.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what this is.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a California and Arizona orthodontists.

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<v Speaker 2>That need to make a car payment fake braces. Fake

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<v Speaker 2>braces have also become a thing on see but experts

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<v Speaker 2>they don't do it. They can cause infection, tooth damage,

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<v Speaker 2>or be a choking hazard. Uh. This article here goes

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<v Speaker 2>on to talk about a dental assistant in Brooklyn who's

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four and recently got braces. He said, no shade

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<v Speaker 2>doing visiline. But it's kind of boring to me. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>you' all have no idea how tortured some kids were

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<v Speaker 2>who had the braces.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the one we've talked every time this comes up.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about when we hate your.

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<v Speaker 2>Right exactly, and then you always had that they were

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<v Speaker 2>a friend of yours. But they always had stuff stuck

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<v Speaker 2>in their braces, especially if it was like a cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl and you know, elementry or whatever, and she yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>apple in the front of her teeth, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you're so you're pretty. You remember those days you're

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<v Speaker 4>really pretty? You gotta have chunk of a ham sandwich.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said at two six, somebody texted in my old ass,

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking leg braces. You know, whenever I hear

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<v Speaker 3>leg braces.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, that was a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Before Polo, there was Polio. Do you know what I

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<v Speaker 3>think of immediately when I hear leg braces? The Penguin?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what was that?

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<v Speaker 3>This show was called the Penguin? Are they coming back

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<v Speaker 3>out with another one? Doesn't sound like it, man, I

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<v Speaker 3>know this is ADHD radio or whatever, ad D whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>you always say them all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was a great show.

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<v Speaker 3>You've never seen this, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting on this side. Now that you bring that up,

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<v Speaker 2>I want you all to understand. I sit behind the

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<v Speaker 2>board and try to hit all the timing marks and

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<v Speaker 2>run the equipment, and run the equipment.

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<v Speaker 3>It is sometimes akin to tell me what you see

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<v Speaker 3>when you look at cross right now, he's kicked back,

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<v Speaker 3>not a care.

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<v Speaker 2>In the world. Feed up on the console with his

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have women's socks on today? I told you

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<v Speaker 2>I bought men's okay, all right? And it's just like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, are you comfortable? Can I get you anything?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, I have a water right here.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is a can at times to feeling like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that feeling where you know you need to

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<v Speaker 2>get your brakes fixed and replaced and it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>roll of the dice. Every time you match the brake pedal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, when you're going down that exit ramp

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<v Speaker 3>and you hit you're going a little too fast. It

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<v Speaker 3>happened to be on that Lee Road exit a lot

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<v Speaker 3>and you're going a little too fast and you hit

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<v Speaker 3>the brakes.

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<v Speaker 2>And they go Yeah. It feels like that all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get onto another headline of the week contender?

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<v Speaker 2>Here leaping into action?

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<v Speaker 3>Here to take you tell me dictation, You tell me

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<v Speaker 3>head on into the week, and I'm Johnny on the spot.

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<v Speaker 3>One two three go Atlanta bagpiper killed well scuba diving

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<v Speaker 3>son who vanished four years ago, found dead at home. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's listen to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Back the hell scuba dives with bagpipes. Yeah, that's the way.

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<v Speaker 2>The headline was the dad and the cannon boat Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>No separate incidents, U.

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<v Speaker 3>The writer just crammed two stories and on a bagpiper

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<v Speaker 3>and the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, two three goat Atlanta bagpiper killed well scuba diving

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<v Speaker 2>son who vanished four years ago, found dead at home.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this is an older guy, so I think

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<v Speaker 2>he's in yees seventy four years old, and yes, he

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<v Speaker 2>was a known bagpiper in the Atlanta area. He died

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<v Speaker 2>on a scuba diving trip. Okay, so that's that's for

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<v Speaker 2>our purposes. This is a great headline, but the way

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<v Speaker 2>it actually reads, it sounds like he had his bagpipes

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<v Speaker 2>on scuba scuba dive. I was picturing a kilt. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>his grown son, who vanished four years ago, was found

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<v Speaker 2>dead at home the same week.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what happened, m I know there's more.

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<v Speaker 2>To this story.

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<v Speaker 3>I think son who never really died, him and dad

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<v Speaker 3>were scuba diving. Son pulled out he's known as a

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<v Speaker 3>bagpipe or how serious they really take him. They don't

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<v Speaker 3>think he can scuba dive, hit him with the harpoon,

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<v Speaker 3>went home to cash in and died because karme got No, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I think the dad had the son in the

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<v Speaker 2>house dead for four years. No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we'll judge tomorrow, but I don't think that

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<v Speaker 3>compares with yesterday's head on In the week of Shining

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<v Speaker 3>Ans volcano and Tonga coughs up giant cloud smoke. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>during a recent eruption, we'll go over tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Let you decide to get the votes in bagpipe scuba diving.

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