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it's like a dome, it's like a temple.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like, really not the Vatican.

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Speaker 2: The fountain thing.

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Speaker 1: No, not traffic fountain. No no no, it's another one of

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the jump of the comments. Let us know what this is.

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But you look around and you go, wow.

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Speaker 2: I had when I went to throw my I had

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a lasagna for every meal.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode

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of another blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm saddled

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up next to one Patrick Key.

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Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard granted.

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Speaker 1: So how are you doing doing well? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bravo kind of screwed us this week.

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Speaker 1: I don't like you don't need to get into the episode.

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Came late, yeah, Ki Kim a little late, but it

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was a big episode. It was an episode that everybody

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was waiting with baited breath for and was it worth it? Patrick?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want to go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Oh, do we want to get any housekeeping out of

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Speaker 1: If we do, But I didn't know if you, if

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you were champion at the bid, if you needed to

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just get it out any Okay.

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Speaker 2: I'll save that for my thoughts and nots.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll say that for thoughts and nots PSA's really

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exciting stuff for Patreon.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, The Bachelor. We've moved it behind the paywall,

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so if you've been listening to us cover that on

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bad TV, it's not in that feed anymore. It's behind

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a paywall for five dollars, and we'll make it worth

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Speaker 1: Donna Brazil gone like a thief in the night, exactly. Yeah. Also,

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we just recapped Patty's big birthday bonanza.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had twenty well excuse me. Supposedly it was

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supposed to be twentieth twenty of my closest friends throughout

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the years in my life in Los Angeles, and one

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of my friends insisted upon bringing his wife. Yeah, and

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she ruined the whole goddamn thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was a lovely night. We broke the whole

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thing down at patreon dot com. It was a four

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course menu, and boy did I have some things to

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say about the food.

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Speaker 2: Dylan had thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we broke down every single dish course by course.

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Find that at Patreon dot com slash. Another podcast network,

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Tropical Smoothi Cafe. He is a wonderful company that is

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sponsoring the show. We'll talk to you all about the

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magical powers of the Richay Bowles later in the show.

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Pat thoughts posts.

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Speaker 2: Did you mentioned magic Mind or we ad nott tonight? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Not tonight?

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Speaker 2: Okay. I think I need magic Mind in my life

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because it's going to help me perform better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we all need magic Mind, and you know, to

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help the show out, go to magic Mind dot com,

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Slash below deck anderim below deck twenty.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thoughts to not you want me to go first?

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Beach Day is become a thing on below Deck. I

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think it's usually around episode ten. It might in fact

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employee of this vessel, I would say no thanks to

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an invite to beach days because what.

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Speaker 1: One of our sea rats did. Whow oh no, she's

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Speaker 2: Why would I want to spend a Saturday with a

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what restaurant says when you're here your family?

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that like have these like charming kind of like crassroots

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stories like sar Gentle.

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like the first hard Seltzers back like thirty years ago,

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before they had a name for him. Turns out there

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wasn't a Bartles and there wasn't a James.

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we just get lied to a lot in this waking life.

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the wavering sea. Rat Coffin it's taken many people down. Yeah,

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Gabby famously a waved white flag after a drunken day

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of Shenani.

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Barbie last season, but somehow she wiggled her way out

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episode is that Joseph thick eyebrowed scumbag.

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he talked down to Gail this episode, and his voice

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Speaker 1: So I don't want to be on our bat side.

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a decent episode. Boy, the whole beach day was a bust.

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rats get sunburned while they you know, get alcohol poisoned,

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and someone gets fired. However, it just felt like we

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we were done. Yeah, pots oh h nine.

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but it's the worst kind of sea rat romance, which

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is the man is playing a long con to bed

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the sea rat. It's like, listen, we've been wrong about

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this before. I mean, never did. I thought Peten and

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Nipples were gonna get together after the show, but they did.

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little sight seeing and Gail just kept having pictures taken

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a date at all. She didn't want anything to do

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with him except for that free trip to Napa. The

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free trips to NAPA. Right, So, yeah, wasn't the greatest episode.

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want to burst anybody's bubble. But you know, we get

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teasers for both.

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he's not going anywhere. Cheese is not going anywhere. Okay,

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this is a three girl team for a four girl boat.

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We can't just fire two people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if fish can kill, right. I

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don't know if the flesh of yellow fin can kill right.

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we just have a nutbag.

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kind of fun, like, yeah, oh fish, m oh, this

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can kill me. And Sandy's like, oh my god, yeah

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it's old Sandy there. Yeah, well, Jonah, you almost killed someone.

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think the flesh of fish can kill, but.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, she's like, have you seen

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that seen in anaconda when they have to cut open

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the man's throat and all that stuff and the bee

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I ate this savice right now? Anyways, last fucking seven pods? Yeah,

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but last PSA. And this is selfish, but I think

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there who have seen it. The people that write the

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talking about re education, but maybe a speeding ticket, right,

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even though they they deserve a fine. Okay. What what

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the gang over at House of Dragon delivered last night

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is nothing short of unacceptable. Okay, And I think that

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Speaker 2: Was it season finale?

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Speaker 1: Season final?

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Speaker 2: It was only eight episode ARC?

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Speaker 1: This eight episodes and you said ARC what arc? Right,

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We've got Luigi's spooky mansion with Damon, We've got the

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introduction of some bizarre character that nobody cares about through

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the eyes of the lanister that nobody really gives a

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shit taking up twenty minutes of the sea. It's what

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Speaker 2: This is supposed to be good.

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Speaker 1: This is prime time television writing on HBO's primetime slot,

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and you do this, you deserve to be fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really disappointing.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to be so invested. It can be

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Speaker 1: The writing is so bad. We've got Bayla running around

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in grass trying to find a dragon. What is she doing?

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What's she doing? Can someone tell me what she's doing?

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We've got the Sneeze, the sea Snake's bastard children. I

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don't care. I don't care. It's all so bad.

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Speaker 2: I remember my buddy, well, I won't say his name.

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Speaker 1: A nine This was a nine pot episode of Below Deck.

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It was better than the season finale of Game of

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Fee Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Good for you? Bravo?

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Speaker 1: Eat that?

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Speaker 2: Can I start us off with this episode? Okay? So

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we begin with Sandy having a little chat with the

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balk and Biscuit and Cheese here, and she wants to

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see if they can work things out, but both of

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them take a hard stance. They're not willing to apologize

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or try and work or mend the relationship. It's I

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was asking myself as I was watching these two, where's

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the strategy here? I've often mentioned Game of Oars. Actually, yes,

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it's the only game where the outcome doesn't matter. It's

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almost like they're not thinking at all what the endgame

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might be. Right right, my god, you fucking see rash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I imagine if little Finger was working his entire

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life to position himself as the second stew on a

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rented yacht, Yeah, it'd be like, what are we doing?

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iron throne. Okay, so Ellie says, you can fire me

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today if you need to, because I'm proud of what

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I've done. Sandy turns around dismisses them since Mary and Joseph,

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and we leave this meeting with an even more fetid,

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putrid hatred for one another than we had before we

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Speaker 2: You know, though, I will say this still and towards

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the end of the episode, when you have a common enemy,

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it's an old saying. You may just be friends. Joe

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is a scumbag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that won't stop Cheese and or I mean

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definitely Cheese from trying to bang him. And that's just

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so heartbreaking to see. Not only do we have the

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the grievances committed on the keys, the hopscotching, the lily

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padding between the two, but the pronouncement, the bonding with

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the other woman about what a piece of shit this

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guy is, and after all of that, to go back

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to the the well is just man. Horniness is just

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such a powerful thing.

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Speaker 2: Ben there myself.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I get it. We all have. Man,

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it's just wild. So Sandy has a chat to Asia

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day she's eating lunch, and.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: At this point, it looks like these two are going

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to get fired yesterday, but as we kind of know

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in the bottom of our balls, there's no way that's

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happening now.

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Speaker 2: I also want to say, because it's an absolutely stupid

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maneuver to make, why fire both and hamstring yourself? I'd say,

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fuck it, flip a coin, you're both awful.

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Speaker 1: Love that love that? Oh better? Yet break a pool

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queue in a half really nice? Yeah? Okay, So we

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have this little vignette of JOHNO talking about how baking

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is a cruel bitch. This didn't amount to anything. He

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did well with the cake. Don't show us this unless

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he's going to fail.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that cake was fine. Now till i'll if you

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don't mind, I'll handle the proceedings of Gale and Nate. Yeah, well,

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they chat and she lets us know she's never gone

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from one relationship jumping into another. And I don't think

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that's that's a good way to describe what's transpired.

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Speaker 1: On a horrible way to describe it. Yeah, she didn't go.

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Speaker 2: From one to another. There there was, in fact some crossover. Yeah,

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here's an analogy. On Saturday, I went to Disneyland and

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then I went and got pizza. Right, But if Gail's

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telling that story, she was eating Papa John's while on

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Space Mountain. She was doing both things at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I get what you're saying. I would say that

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the five months relationship with the c rat both afloat

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in different locations is barely a relationship. So I would

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say it was. It would be like if you were

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let's say, you know, one of these what I eat

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in a day? You know, bitches on Instagram says, they

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take like two bites out of a donut, right, and

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then they move on to the next donut, but they

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don't eat the donut and they go, oh my god,

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I can't believe I've had two doughnuts today, you know

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that kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I think both of these analogies might be bad.

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Speaker 2: But possibly. But what I will say is, there's a

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thing that we used to call in the game the

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book the Game, written by that creepy guy. It was

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called warming up in the bullpit. Okay, okay, And what

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Gail has done Nathan wasn't warming up in the bullpen.

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He was actually hitting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's what drove me so nuts

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about this whole You know, can I give you a

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kiss thing? At the end of the episode, You guys

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have been sucking each other's faces for weeks now, so

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Asia feels like she's failing, and Ellie and Cheese set

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a table while absolutely hating each other. The tension is palpable.

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Speaker 2: Well, Dylan, you and I have been forced to work

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with people, yeah, quite closely, that we despise, and they

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in fact despise us as well. One of them. I

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think I punched a wall. He hated us so much,

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that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, did you just punch a wall? And

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he said fuck you and he walked away. I was like, whoa, Yeah,

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I'd never see anything like that.

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Speaker 2: I missed that company so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So let's get to the nighttime. Sandy sees

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the tablescape and says, table looks great. Let's switch the

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cabins because we might have a homicide on our hands

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if these to sleep together. I think it's great management

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from Sandy. You got to get them out of the

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same room. You know.

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Speaker 2: It's interesting that they're doing the exact opposite. Generally, if

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you had put the both of them in the room

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to each other, they don't hate each other because the roommates.

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They hate each other because they were chasing the same guy.

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And also bris in cheese is incompetent, right, You normally

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put them together would pond them. Pulling them apart in

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this case may have been the smartest solution yet.

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Speaker 1: I think so yeah. So poor Gale. She says she

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needs to get to bed because she's going to get

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five hours of sleep if she goes down at nine.

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It's absolutely wild to me that in an era of

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you know, I would say respect for labor, not by

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the big guys, absolutely not, but I mean respect for

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the mental wellness of labor. How are we a person short?

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How are these people getting five hours of sleep? Can

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we do something here to fix this because it's inhumane?

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Speaker 2: Well also very dangerous, very dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This isn't someone just working at an office job and

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being tired. You're working on a vessel that can literally

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kill you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, just ask Captain Jason. I mean, when

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you're tired, you can ram your boat into an entire marina,

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but be kind of the lives of many.

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Speaker 2: But because you're hot, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to dinner. Seafood pasta with scallops and white

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wine sauce.

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Speaker 2: Was that it? One course?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not enough for me?

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Speaker 1: And this is what the show does to the chefs, right,

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so like, and it's foolish to me because we have

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to recap the show with fidelity. But like I'm watching

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the show, I see one course than cake. I know

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there has to be other food. So I'm not even

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gonna call Johno a psychopath for doing that or mock

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this entire operation for thinking that that's appropriate for paying guests.

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But if that was the case, these people should be fined.

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You know.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna best and I want to talk

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to Jono. We've given him a lot of shit. I

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want to talk to him. I'll get on that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So this slumber party has been set up. Always

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says we need candles. That sounds like a bad idea

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to me. But we hear a little bit of a song.

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It's a it's a dickhead song played by Joe at

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the piano, who is a yeah, but he's also he's

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a floundering talent when he gets on those keys. I mean, yeah,

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sure he can. He can mosey his way around, you know,

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a couple of notes.

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Speaker 2: But I've seen a fifth grade piano recital with more acuity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Uh. The song is something like this.

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I got with one of them, I got with the other.

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I got with one of them on and now what

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should I do with the other? It was it was

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a objectifying, revolting song. I just wanted to trump there

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for a second.

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Speaker 2: Yes you did.

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Speaker 1: It was. It was a nasty song. It was. It

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was a horrible song, but yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: She's a kick on right, she's.

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Speaker 1: Green right right, Who are.

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Speaker 2: You talking about, oh, our vice president?

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Speaker 1: Oh Kamala? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I don't know.

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They call her Campbellton. I don't call her that, but

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some people call her that. No politics, you know what

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you're doing there? I mean, some people say he's fat.

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I don't say he's fat.

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Speaker 2: Some people say is a fat pig?

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Speaker 1: I don't say, though.

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Speaker 4: Okay, god, okay, So then just stood at a pulpit

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said that though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, during the slumber party set up, it turns out

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that the balk and Biscuit is within an earshot of

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this horrible misogynoust song.

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Speaker 1: And just to you know, and speaking of misogyny, you know,

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when when I referenced the what I Eate in a

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Day bitches earlier, it was just I was.

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Speaker 2: I was, only that's an actual handle, isn't it. Well,

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I was, I.

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Speaker 1: Was referring to the twenty three year old women with

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perfect bodies who go, this is what I do to

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stay in shape. You're twenty three years old, Okay, please

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but this yeah, oh, reading between the lines, picking up

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on the details, Nathan sees Ellie walk in. He doesn't

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put a stop to the song at all. And this

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is why this sea rat brothership, this our brotherhood. It's matchsticks,

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you know. I mean these people if they were put

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into a squid game like scenario, oh my god, they'd

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be dead. They would be not only needing to kill,

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but possibly enjoying the bloodlust after a certain point. So

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Nathan really did not help his bro out.

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Speaker 2: There, No, he didn't, and as a result, this is

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the balk and Biscuits. She said that song made her

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dry up. Yep, you know what makes me dry up?

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The band corn. Oh yeah, they're just too negative. All

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those songs about hell not sexy at all.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean pop a roach mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Very my wife made up with the singer. I always

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get jealous when I hear that song.

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Speaker 1: It's a very Inland Empire energy, the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very riverside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what drives me up?

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Speaker 2: What drives you up?

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Speaker 1: Riverside?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I was there this weekend. Yeah yeah, I didn't

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want to be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey in the comments, tell us what dries you up?

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Speaker 1: What drives you up?

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Speaker 2: You know that's a new sing Yeah what dries you up?

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Speaker 1: It's not Oh are you talking about? Like what annoys you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, it's just a fun way to say it.

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Patty's just created a thing, right right? Hey, what dries

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you up?

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Speaker 1: City of Industry drives me up?

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Speaker 2: Oh, traffic.

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Speaker 1: Poorly uh, poorly made tuna salad dries me up. There

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you go the wings at seven eleven? What what do

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you guys? You guys are serving buffalo wings to people.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, seven eleven. You have no

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business serving Mexican food. Okay, you got to get out

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of that business yesterday.

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Speaker 1: And it's insane. The oversight of all of us to

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allow seven eleven to make it a culinary pillar of

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their business model to sell to ketos. How did we

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how did we let this happen? It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: You know the number one item that seven eleven sells,

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uh scratchers maybe when there's yeah it's coffee.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah that stuff is rocket fuel, Yes it is. Yeah.

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So anyways, because this is how seven eleven makes the coffee.

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There's a disgruntled employee that comes out at four point

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fifteen in the morning and he or she just dumps

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scoop after scoop up to way too many. They don't care,

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they're tired, and they spit in the machine. And then

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you drink it.

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Speaker 2: That's why I beaked out of my mind.

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Speaker 1: You beat out. Yeah. So anyways, we gotta talk about below.

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Oh sure we do. Let's say a quick word about

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a company that I have really Dare I say fallen

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in love?

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Speaker 2: Fallen in love with them too? And I don't say

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that often. No, Tropical Smoothie Cafe.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're officially on Tropic Time and so can you

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be if you go to any of the fourteen hundred

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plus locations, if you use their app and use promo

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code bad TV while you're ordering any of the delicious

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offerings like the Mohito mockt out Delicious, I'm element mojito.

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They've got guaha, they've got a Kai bowls. I mean,

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you'll be on Tropic Time time. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

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It's so awesome, man, I I I you know that

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they they made a big buye into the show. Yeah,

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and we love them for that because this insane company

471
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,680
comes along and says we should we should give these

472
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:15,160
guys a year campaign because they'll they'll talk about, you.

473
00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 2: Know, talking to dolphins for fifteen.

474
00:23:17,319 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: Minutes, reanimated coconuts. Right, So thanks, thanks Tropical Smoothie Cafe.

475
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,799
Go to Tropical Smoothie Cafe. You'll be on Tropic Time then,

476
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:32,680
and use the code bad TV in the app. Okay,

477
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,279
get happy, so we get some lovely talk of high

478
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:39,799
school bus fights and we sing a song for Colleen,

479
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,000
that song being the Happy Birthday Song, one of your

480
00:23:43,079 --> 00:23:43,799
least favorite songs.

481
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 2: Oh it's so it's just so sad and depressing. I

482
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,720
actually tried to wave off everybody singing Happy Birthday to me. Yeah,

483
00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:51,079
I could not stop you guys.

484
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: You did it anyway, No, I mean you can. You

485
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,559
can very rarely stop people from singing Happy Birthday, your birthday.

486
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,319
So slumber party gets going. Porn Star Martini's are with up.

487
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,519
Ellie whips them up. They taste like shit.

488
00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:04,559
Speaker 2: They do. Would the audience like to know what's in

489
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,680
a porn Star Martine?

490
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: I would like to know.

491
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds pretty delicious. Actually it is vodka, passionfood

492
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:17,599
lime juice, and it's served in a chilled coop I'm sorry,

493
00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:22,519
a chilled glass with a side cart of prosecca.

494
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:23,839
Speaker 1: I like that.

495
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: The drink was created in two thousand and two by

496
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,039
bar owner Douglas Ancrat. He's dead, by the way.

497
00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a very two thousand and two drink

498
00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:35,720
to make and I would imagine that man and either

499
00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:38,839
of natural causes or a drug overt.

500
00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:41,039
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he was inspired when he went to a

501
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:42,519
strip club. That's how he came up with it.

502
00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:45,279
Speaker 1: Oh cool, Well, strip clubs are very inspiring places.

503
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 2: Yes they are.

504
00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:48,759
Speaker 1: You know you really you go to strip clubs to

505
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,400
Idy eight.

506
00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:55,279
Speaker 2: By the way, the reason why I think Ellie I

507
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,960
was now that I knew or I knew what the

508
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,960
ingredients were. It was the flavored vanilla vodka that fucked

509
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,160
up that that martini.

510
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,799
Speaker 1: And vanilla vodka should be federally illegal.

511
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 2: I think it is so disgusting. Whoever came up with

512
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:10,960
that idea?

513
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:15,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably that guy that boned his hard on drugs

514
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:17,319
that came up with that porn star martini is probably

515
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,160
that guy. So Bree calls a friend. She says, Ellie's

516
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,799
a bitch. Her friend says, I agree, and they hang

517
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,279
up the phone and we've got to just have more

518
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:30,440
to that, right, Yeah, you know what I mean, because

519
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,440
what do we get from that?

520
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: Nothing?

521
00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:34,519
Speaker 1: Ellie goes down at three o'clock. When we get to

522
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,640
the final day of the charter, seven am Cooozy call

523
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:39,079
that was quite a curveball.

524
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, could kind of probably loosen up the joints so

525
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,240
you could do a little yoga or something.

526
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly warm all the tendons up. It's amazing

527
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:51,680
to go on a vacation and ask the staff if

528
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,039
they can do something and they're just I mean, I

529
00:25:55,279 --> 00:26:01,680
boogied zombies just like, uh, yeah, I guess, I mean

530
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,839
it just it feels like such an imposition, you know.

531
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never expect quality service out of someone that's

532
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:10,119
sleep deprived entirely. No, no, absolutely not unless never see

533
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,200
how fucking miserable people are at breakfast places or donut

534
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,720
shops at five in the morning. They hate you.

535
00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: Well, well, where do the donut chops are all owned by?

536
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,799
What are they? Laotians?

537
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 2: Well, not all of them? What are you talking about, like,

538
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,240
just like, uh, what are some of the bigger ones

539
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:29,680
we have out?

540
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not talking about Winchles or anything. I'm talking

541
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,160
about like mom and pop donut chops.

542
00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:37,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I'd say there are several in our in

543
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,640
our local vicinity here, and they do, in fact, either

544
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,599
employee a lot of ages.

545
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: It's a family business. It's a it's a it's I

546
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,839
wish I knew it's there. There's salt of the earth.

547
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:56,279
People that work so unbelievably hard for very small margins,

548
00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:59,039
And what do they have to do? Throw coffee at

549
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:01,519
homeless people that walk in their stores at five five

550
00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:02,119
in the morning.

551
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I see him shoe Uh oh yeah. Zombie

552
00:27:05,599 --> 00:27:07,319
out the other day because a zombie.

553
00:27:07,079 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: Is making a bet, right, he's going listen how much canna?

554
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,039
Don up be? Just give me one? And they throw

555
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:12,160
a scalding ot coffee at that.

556
00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:15,519
Speaker 2: No. No, this guy walked in the zombie and the

557
00:27:15,559 --> 00:27:17,960
one behind the collage just said, nope, get out. Yeah,

558
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,559
and he listened. Yeah anyway.

559
00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:25,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. The problem with throwing hot liquid at a zombie

560
00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:27,960
is they have so many layers on regardless of the

561
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,440
temperature that you're probably gonna have to have a really

562
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,839
good aim. You have to hit skin otherwise it's it's

563
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:40,960
essentially like an exoskeleton. Okay, So Nathan and Gale take

564
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,720
this one. They seem to drain the boat of all

565
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:47,920
its hot water, and the Eastern Bloc engineer uh does

566
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,119
quite a bit of a rat job.

567
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. He rats him out, Ye rats him out. So

568
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,079
luckily it was the end of the charter because no

569
00:27:54,079 --> 00:27:56,559
one Everyone would be departing the boat with no hot

570
00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:57,559
water if.

571
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,799
Speaker 1: You needed a shower before you get on the plane,

572
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:01,119
sat in complete filth.

573
00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:05,319
Speaker 2: Well, Sandy calls Nate Nian up and get them together,

574
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,680
and she sees Ian as the problem, you know, because

575
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,079
he's the bos in there.

576
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:09,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

577
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: And then we get a look back at Ian's greatest missus. Yeah,

578
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:16,279
and we're minded once again that he has the opposite

579
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,759
issue that Haley Joe Osmon did in the sixth sense.

580
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,599
Haley saw dead people. Ian doesn't see living people. Haley.

581
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,839
Speaker 1: Haley saw more dimensions than we can. Ian sees less

582
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:34,880
dimensions than we can, which is a perilous condition. Think

583
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,160
about the danger of that.

584
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even want to interview him because

585
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,000
he's gonna say, who am I talking to? Well, yeah,

586
00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:44,640
we're right here.

587
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,359
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I mean, thank God for the for the ears,

588
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:52,119
you know, because otherwise he would just stop talking. I mean,

589
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,839
according to him, there's no one in front of the

590
00:28:54,839 --> 00:28:57,720
camera right now, you know, it's just wild stuff. So

591
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:03,319
Nathan does this kind of faux heroism thing that.

592
00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: Was Yeah, the camera's caught it. Nathan, you were gonna

593
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,039
win on this one. No matter what.

594
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so Sandy is very very cheesed off. You know,

595
00:29:14,359 --> 00:29:16,960
if at the end of this episode we hadn't seen

596
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,880
the scene where Sandy says, I have to fire Johona,

597
00:29:20,039 --> 00:29:23,000
which usually means that she's not gonna fire Johno, I

598
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:27,200
would say that Ian is in pole position to get fired.

599
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:30,519
Speaker 2: This could be a season where half the boat gets fired.

600
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:31,559
It's just a bloodbath.

601
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

602
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,359
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that dire.

603
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's getting fired. Well, well bye, how

604
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,960
incompetent the entire cast is. So Yeah, we go back

605
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,799
through the litany of mistakes. Nathan takes the blame and

606
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,720
then goes and lets Gaale know that he took the blame.

607
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,799
I kind of feel bad for Ian in this situation.

608
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,680
I don't know why this is Ian's fault. I think

609
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,720
it's just the cumulative effect of him not seeing things

610
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,240
that exist.

611
00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 2: Well there, it's also cumulative in that he's messed up

612
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,559
so much that now actually just everything that gets fucked

613
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:04,279
up falls on his lap. Yeah, because one could argue,

614
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,559
using the same point, the laundry keeps getting messed up.

615
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,599
Sandy could argue, Kermit, this is on you, you're her supervisor,

616
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,799
Why is this happening right too?

617
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: Way Street, which she did, but not in the same

618
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:19,319
kind of vitriolic way she does with Ian. But Gail

619
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,200
heads up to chat to Sandy Gail's accountability and tears torque.

620
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,240
Sandy right the fuck up, and she says, I wish

621
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:26,160
Ian had this kind of.

622
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: Account yep, yeah, yeah, and.

623
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: He's a dead man walking.

624
00:30:29,799 --> 00:30:33,359
Speaker 2: One other moment happens prior to that, though, Sandy, because Colleen,

625
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,039
our primary is leaving. Yeah, she asks Colleen how is

626
00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:40,319
the food? And she says it was great, And Sandy

627
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:46,400
responds by saying, really, yeah, hey, Dyl, tell me that

628
00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:47,839
the Rock is a great actor.

629
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,599
Speaker 1: The Rock, the Rock is a great actor. Really yeah,

630
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,279
it's uh.

631
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 2: The inflection is surprised and disbelief. Jonoh is getting fired.

632
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I saw Twisters over the weekend? Oh?

633
00:31:00,079 --> 00:31:06,200
I was aka more than one Nato. I cannot tell you.

634
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,599
I can't remember the last time I had that much

635
00:31:10,599 --> 00:31:11,119
fun in a movie.

636
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: Get out of It Now.

637
00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:16,079
Speaker 1: It was just wall to wall fun.

638
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,599
Speaker 2: That's what it's supposed to be.

639
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,519
Speaker 1: It was so amazing. Me and a couple of friends went.

640
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,119
Speaker 2: How high were you?

641
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

642
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: Because that helps make the movie fun.

643
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:30,079
Speaker 1: Oh I was gone. I was absolutely blitzed. But in

644
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,400
the beginning, a young Indian male gets ripped off a

645
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,000
pole and he goes into the tornado. My friend screamed forward,

646
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:40,119
he was stunned at the at the violence of it all.

647
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,039
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, that's maybe a tip to the a

648
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,160
nod to the first one because the scene of a

649
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,519
family grabbing on Oh you remember the first one.

650
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're scared. That dog was going to go out,

651
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,079
but it got into the storm cell.

652
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,559
Speaker 2: You know, real quick, because I know we got to

653
00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:57,920
talk about below deck even though there's nothing to talk about.

654
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,160
Glenn Powell I mentioned this on one of our other properties.

655
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,799
Every once in a while Hollywood, like three times a

656
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,839
year they anoint some new actor or actress that's gonna

657
00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:09,559
be in eight movies over the next second. And he's

658
00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:10,319
why is he the guy?

659
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: Because he's a golden retriever. Okay, he's a golden retriever.

660
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:16,880
And let me tell you he is perfect. In Twisters.

661
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:23,480
Go see Twisters. I mean, it's just an amazing film.

662
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,160
No satanic shit like in Long Legs. Just Twisters.

663
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,799
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see Long Legs.

664
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,559
Speaker 1: When it comes to your Hometelvision. That's right, right, because

665
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,279
you wouldn't want to go see that in a theater.

666
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:37,039
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make my triumphant return to the movie theaters

667
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:40,839
to see Aliens Romulus the sixteenth. I'm going by myself.

668
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,519
I'm going during the day, and I'm not telling my wife.

669
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,759
I'm gonna see the two o'clock showing of it and

670
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,559
enjoy a movie going experience, really by myself.

671
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: Which theater you're gonna go to? Universals, Well, you're not

672
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,839
gonna enjoy yourself.

673
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 2: It's during the day, no one will be there.

674
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: Trust everyone's gonna be there, not until just a horrible theater.

675
00:32:57,599 --> 00:33:00,200
So don't go there. We gotta get you back into

676
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,440
the movies, right. If you were a vegetarian and your

677
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,039
first bite back into the real world was a hot

678
00:33:06,039 --> 00:33:10,759
dog that, you know, you wouldn't be coming back, right,

679
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,079
That's true. Don't go to Universal City Walk. It's a

680
00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:18,720
disgusting place. Okay, So wigs are nice and tight, and

681
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:22,200
we're heading to the doc Joe and Nathan. This is

682
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:29,799
when Joe slips into this bizarre I don't know, taking

683
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:36,519
notes and keeping tabs on Gail's princess like treatment. This

684
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,000
is what are you doing?

685
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 2: And by the way, it wasn't even her fault. If

686
00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:43,160
your buddy Nathan wants to take the blame for the

687
00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:45,960
drain out right, that's for him to do it, and

688
00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:48,759
that's not her business. Hey, Joe, her alone, Joe.

689
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: Go wipe some rails down. Leave Gail alone. Okay, you jerk,

690
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:59,680
you jerk, Geez Louise, So John olix Asia's hand. I

691
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,200
got to say. These two were a buddy cop flick

692
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,359
and I love it. I think they have a great relationship.

693
00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:09,199
So the guests to part uh. The primary tells Ellie

694
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,519
to get the drinks right next time. Joe says he's

695
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:20,719
going to apologize to Ellie, and I guess he's he's

696
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,880
he's got it out for her. Man. She's taken too

697
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,599
long inside and when she heads up to do some

698
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:29,719
more cleaning, there's a bizarre amount of tension between the two.

699
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:34,000
Where's this coming from? Why is it important? Why was

700
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,760
this is like one of those things that this should

701
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,000
have hit the cutting room floor, right?

702
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,079
Speaker 2: I think so, don't you think? Yeah? That's probably why

703
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:41,639
they No, I don't want to get behind the scenes, but.

704
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,119
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't want to do that.

705
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:45,840
But yeah, all right.

706
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: So at this point, Chese reports to Kermit that she

707
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,599
wants Ellie out of her goddamn laundry dungeon, right because

708
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:52,960
things are getting kind of messed up.

709
00:34:53,079 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: Yep.

710
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 2: And this is when Kermit tells her to go kick

711
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,639
some fucking rocks.

712
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kermit is. I love it so much because she's

713
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:07,159
just such a light. But she's also there to, you know,

714
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:11,679
Steven sagal a piece of plywood if she needs to,

715
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,199
you know what I mean. I mean, she just tells

716
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,280
us straight to her face, you're being an insane person.

717
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,440
This boat does not run according to your personal preferences.

718
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,119
Speaker 2: Go away, cheese, and not to get ahead of myself.

719
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,400
I can appreciate her strategy on trying to nail down

720
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,719
who's the incompetent one. I think we know the answer

721
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,280
to that one.

722
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. But she is taking the

723
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,320
one of the silver bullets of sabotage out of the picture,

724
00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:39,559
that's right, right. So it's just really, you know, she's

725
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:42,159
coming into her own, man, She's just a phenomenal bulowdeck

726
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,440
cast member. So tip meeting Pat, what do we get?

727
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 2: We got twenty one to five. That's eighteen hundred each.

728
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:52,199
That's great, and then Sandy announces that the sea rats

729
00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:55,679
have been just so mediocre, I mean amazing. The owner

730
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:58,000
of the boat, who we never actually meet, he's like

731
00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:00,719
that Charlie guy in Charlie's Angels. You just hear him

732
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,840
on the box. Oh, I even hear this guy anyway,

733
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,320
he's paying for a day off at the beach club.

734
00:36:05,679 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: And yeah it's a banker from Dealer. No deal has

735
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:11,840
arranged the day off for them, but first we got

736
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,599
to go get fucked up. Now, Ellie decides to hang back,

737
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,360
and that is that is prudent. Yeah, I mean it's

738
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,960
a really really good move. Ellie is so confusing to

739
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,880
me because I think that her hatred of cheese has

740
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,519
has dragged her down into some kind of fourth or

741
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,559
fifth circle of hell. But she really does have a

742
00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:34,000
good head on her shoulders at times, like when they're

743
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,280
sitting down with Joe at the beach club, she diagnoses

744
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,000
his apology in a really human way, and somebody with

745
00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:44,320
a good amount of emotional intelligence yet cheese. I mean,

746
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,800
they both evolve into complete and total gremlins towards one another. Yeah,

747
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,599
it's unbelievable.

748
00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 2: Well you ever see a married couple and they both

749
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,360
hate each other and they're miserable and they're their worst

750
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,559
versions of themselves. Yeah, it's kind of like that here.

751
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So Cheese is told about the song. She's

752
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,760
heartbroken for Ellie and revolted by Joe. Two questions, why

753
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,280
are you gonna hook up with him then? And two

754
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,599
why are you heartbroken for just Ellie? You were also

755
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:15,719
objectified in the song, so be heartbroken for you too.

756
00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:18,519
We get to dinner, Cheese wants to run from Joe,

757
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,440
and Asia is looking on the bright side. She sees

758
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:30,280
a future wherein Cheese can be not bad.

759
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

760
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: The sky is the limit for this girl. I mean,

761
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:38,480
she can reach to a status where she's just not bad, right,

762
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,320
And that's a that's a damning indictment. You know, it's

763
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,239
a playful one. But if the root, the root of it.

764
00:37:47,159 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 2: Is to keep the sky analogy, the sky's the limit.

765
00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:59,280
If one layer of the sky is bad, yeah, breached

766
00:37:59,360 --> 00:37:59,920
that layer.

767
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know the sky is a lie. We

768
00:38:04,039 --> 00:38:07,079
live in a firmament. The earth is flat. Everybody knows that.

769
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:12,079
So deck team stuff. Joe tells Gail that he is

770
00:38:12,199 --> 00:38:17,480
upset with her princess treatment. Again, this is so left

771
00:38:17,519 --> 00:38:22,679
field for me. I I It's like a small dose

772
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,880
of psychosis. It's shutter island shit. I mean, where is

773
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,559
this coming from?

774
00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 2: Him? Getting dicky with Gail? It was really weird because

775
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:31,960
I felt she'd handled this whole screw up with the

776
00:38:32,039 --> 00:38:35,320
draining perfectly, like like a goddamn champ. Everyone would like

777
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,440
to have a coworker like Gail. Now having her as a.

778
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: Girlfriend a different story. Different story. Now having her as

779
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,920
a girlfriend on land when you're not sea rats, that

780
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,840
might be a lovely thing, you know, but and.

781
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just giving you ship. We know you're twenty five.

782
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:51,760
I have a good time.

783
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love I love Gail? All right? So Asha

784
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,000
loves history and the beach cheese and Ellie bond over

785
00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,559
their hatred of Joe. This is where you speaking on

786
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:06,639
the Uh. The enemy of my enemy is my friend? Yeah?

787
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,880
Is that the right expression?

788
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,519
Speaker 2: If we have the same enemy, we may just be friends. Okay,

789
00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:12,039
that's right.

790
00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:15,039
Speaker 1: So at least says who the fuck are you? I

791
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:19,159
have NFL players in my dms, you know, which isn't.

792
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: Half her pictures of her wearing dental floss. Who doesn't, Yeah,

793
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,239
right exactly.

794
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: And and NFL players while they all are you know, uh,

795
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,239
they're successful on their own right. Some of them are,

796
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:35,559
oh linemen, they're three hundred and seventy five pound white men,

797
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:41,599
you know. So, uh, it's cool, but you know, hopefully

798
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:45,599
they're hot. Hopefully they're hot. Okay, So we head to

799
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:48,199
the Acropolis and we talk about.

800
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you knew this, but Kermit

801
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,960
points out this place is really old.

802
00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:56,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is really old. I mean when when

803
00:39:56,079 --> 00:40:01,079
you when you go to these places, you you you're

804
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:05,119
really blown away by what they could achieve so long ago,

805
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:08,119
you know, because it's not the Parthenon, but it's the

806
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:12,039
thing in Rome that's like the getting the comments. Let

807
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,679
us know what's the Colisseum. No, not the coliseum the

808
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,920
it's not the Parthenon, but it sounds like the Parthenon.

809
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,679
Give them the comments. Let us know what I'm talking about.

810
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,360
It's it's some uh, it's it's like a church, or

811
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,519
it's like a dome, it's like a temple. It's like

812
00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:26,320
it's like really.

813
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,079
Speaker 2: Not the Vatican.

814
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,119
Speaker 1: No, not the Vatican. No, no, no, it's in a

815
00:40:29,119 --> 00:40:31,679
different spot of the city. The fountain thing, No, not

816
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:36,440
traffic fountain. No, no, no, it's another one of the

817
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,159
jump of the comments. Let us know what this is.

818
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:40,920
But you look around and you go, wow.

819
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: I had when I went to Rome, I had lasagna

820
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:50,159
for every meal. Yeah, yeah, for four days straight.

821
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: Because lasagna is not even a Roman.

822
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,079
Speaker 2: I don't know they made it for me.

823
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 4: It took a while in the kitchen, yeah, because it's

824
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,800
not what they do. No, it's the best of lasagna

825
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:05,920
I ever had, though, that's insane. I also only ordered

826
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,360
cheeseburgers when I was in Thailand.

827
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's everybody knows that. And I don't blame

828
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,360
you because ty food is I mean, it's just too hot.

829
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: I got sick of it too. I was like, I'm

830
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,000
not eating more Typhood's.

831
00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: It's so delicious. I love type food. Ty food does

832
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,440
not love me. Okay, I just can't do it. So

833
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,840
it's too much dried shrimp and chili. I mean it's

834
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,519
just you know, I don't know. Maybe Jews can't eat

835
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:32,159
Ti food. I'm not sure. So anyways, Ashley Asia is popping.

836
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,960
She's talking about storing her cloth and gold safely because

837
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,760
civilization depends on it. I mean, these are these kind

838
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,639
of slips into insanity that make Asia so lovely.

839
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she'd make a good barkeep back in

840
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,880
now the four hundred BC time.

841
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:54,199
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so Joe missed her kind of bill a buddy,

842
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,320
I don't know what this note is, but Nathan and

843
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,599
Gaale have some kind of oh he hasn't apologized to

844
00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:03,360
Ellie yet, as I think the thing that I was

845
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,000
getting at.

846
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so this is where we bounced the

847
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,519
beach club day, I think. Okay, so the conversation starts

848
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:11,280
out with some positive reflection on the season. You know,

849
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,440
Gail starts talking.

850
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:14,119
Speaker 1: About No I was I was still at the parthenon.

851
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,559
Joe's not apologizing to Ellie. I think the thing that

852
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:22,039
I wanted to express was for somebody who talks about accountability.

853
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,400
Why do I keep want to say wanting to say

854
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,239
accountabil A buddy, that's not the word. It's accountability. For

855
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,599
somebody who talks about accountability, go apologize to the woman,

856
00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:33,159
Well what this should have been taken care of? You

857
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:36,079
did a really shitty thing. And then Nathan and Gale

858
00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:40,440
have their you know, I want to go somewhere with her.

859
00:42:40,639 --> 00:42:44,760
It's like, would you two just bang each other already, Yeah,

860
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,800
what are you gonna have kids?

861
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 2: Definitely not enjoy banging each other.

862
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the beach.

863
00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:55,679
Speaker 2: Okay, the conversation starts, like I think Gail started. She's

864
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,880
like kind of just talking about the fun parts of

865
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,079
being a sea rat and living with each other, family, family,

866
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,239
and then uh, then the balk and biscuit, like the

867
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,239
fucking grinch sucks all the fun out of the air.

868
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,119
That's when she starts looking at Joe and she wants

869
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:13,320
an apology. Yes, he was so disrespected. Now till I

870
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,039
feel differently than you. I felt like she was kind

871
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:19,400
of faking here. I don't think I don't think she

872
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,199
cares at all that he had that song about her.

873
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,119
I mean, the girl had bombs dropped on her town.

874
00:43:23,159 --> 00:43:25,960
For God's sake, youth, think some imbecile writing a dumb

875
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,280
song about her. She's gonna have a well Patrick, Hurt

876
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:28,920
is hurt.

877
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,159
Speaker 1: Right, Hurd is hurt. And you know there are there

878
00:43:31,199 --> 00:43:37,079
are bombs of the emotional plane that uh maybe don't

879
00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:41,320
they They don't hurt as bad, but they still hurt.

880
00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:45,079
And it was just disgusting to me that Ellie had

881
00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:49,480
to coax the apology out of Joe, who is leaning

882
00:43:49,519 --> 00:43:56,320
back in his street fair shades, having to be kind

883
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,880
of prodded into this apology. Now, the apology he gives

884
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,880
is a heartfelt one.

885
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,119
Speaker 2: And done several times. He did several circles back. I am, wow,

886
00:44:07,199 --> 00:44:09,079
that's why I'm apologizing.

887
00:44:08,599 --> 00:44:14,519
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, well, good for you. So we head

888
00:44:14,559 --> 00:44:18,599
to the This whole place is called the Dot Beach Club,

889
00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:24,719
and that kind of triggered me. Yeah, Patreon, there will

890
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,599
be a dot drop coming very soon, and I mean

891
00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:29,559
a big one, Okay, a big dot trop all right,

892
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,639
So we talk about kissing with Nathan and Gail and

893
00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:38,320
spare us. They're very bashful about the whole thing. Spare us.

894
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,079
We get to the next day, next morning, and we

895
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,519
get right to it. I mean, should we just get

896
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,880
right to it? The preference she meeting. Okay, let's go

897
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:57,000
for Moisha Dellinger Natural hair care brand dinner. Dinner is

898
00:44:57,079 --> 00:44:59,559
going to be. We've got some retired athletes here with

899
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:04,039
a life coach, a life coach and the best you know,

900
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:06,280
because life coaches are great because they don't need any

901
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,440
kind of licensure to espouse bullshit, right, So that's fantastic.

902
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 2: They want a Michelin Star experience, so I would recommend

903
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
they head to Paris and not this boat.

904
00:45:17,639 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. They they write down their demand for Micheline quality

905
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:30,440
in one of the most psychotic ways I've ever seen. One,

906
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,880
don't write it so aggressively. Two, go to Paris and

907
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,920
don't go on this boat if you want Micheline quality food. Okay,

908
00:45:37,079 --> 00:45:43,039
because Micheline quality food has you know before before the

909
00:45:43,079 --> 00:45:48,880
awards were perverted and polluted with all of these hawkers,

910
00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:53,400
you know, these these fucking old world chef guys. They're

911
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,519
just disgusted that a Takaria gets a Michelin Star. They're like,

912
00:45:56,559 --> 00:46:00,360
it's just well, I mean, I don't know, there's a

913
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,679
lot of good food out there, but anyways, Micheline Star

914
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:11,440
meals have teams of often hundreds of people. So don't

915
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,920
write this on a preference sheet, is what we're trying

916
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:19,000
to say. Okay, good God. We leave the doc. Jona

917
00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:21,440
says rather correctly that he might be fucked for this one.

918
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,719
And then we get to laundry. Sandy is once again

919
00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:27,239
missing a red shirt. And now we've got Asia spiraling

920
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,719
a little bit because we are, we really are in

921
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,800
the throes of insanityum and the definition being repeating the

922
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,599
same thing and expecting a different result. So Asha's got

923
00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:41,079
to change this up a little bit because Cheese has

924
00:46:41,159 --> 00:46:44,559
proved to be wanting in a major way. There is

925
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:48,079
laundry all over the place every time. I can't imagine

926
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:50,559
how frustrating it would be for Asia to walk up

927
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:53,559
to Cheese for the sixtieth time and go, hey, we're

928
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:56,400
missing a red shirt? Where is it? And She's just

929
00:46:56,559 --> 00:46:59,159
looking at her at deer in headlights saying I have

930
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:05,079
no clo what do we have a wormhole aboard this vessel?

931
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,679
What is going on? We'll find out what happens next

932
00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:10,480
week next week. Until then, go to patreon dot com

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for Patty's b Day Stories, The Bachelor, and more ad

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free episodes as well. Five stars, kind words. We got

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to get to your reviews. We'll read them next week. Okay,

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well you remember that we got to read.

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Speaker 2: Some Yes, someone said that they left our coverage for

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a little while. They dropped us, not because they were mad.

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Some people say, yeah, I don't like that you said this. Yeah,

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this person in the review said they came back and

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that we helped them out of a mild case of

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depression our show.

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Speaker 1: I saw that that made me feel It makes me

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feel good. It makes me feel good.

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Speaker 2: Laughter is the greatest medicine. That's right.

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Speaker 1: And we'll read that review next week and put your

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name on it. We love you guys so much for

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supporting the show. Do so at Patreon, do so with

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our advertisers. Have a great rest of your week. We'll

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see you next week. I'm dying saying goodbye, pat Say

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goodbye later.

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Speaker 3: Did the STS instinct extet is the

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