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<v Speaker 1>No what with Lynchintaco, what Orlando's rock station one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R. After this segment, we

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<v Speaker 1>will have tickets up for grabs to go see Gary

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<v Speaker 1>Clark Jr. At Hard Rock Lives. So stand by for that.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll make it equal for everybody. Just take a random caller.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tell you when they called. All right after, idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>The new launch time for that Ula rocket. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go for seven to twenty five now. Originally was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to go off at six, was pushedback once before. Now

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<v Speaker 1>they're looking for seven to twenty five. So may get

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<v Speaker 1>to see that going up here in just a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit if you're out this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>A listener pointed out, said rescheduled launch fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>And I did the old I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep seven twenty five with the fingers crossed emoji. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was this closed pat just sending the bird were

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<v Speaker 2>without realizing because they were right next to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>That wouldn't have been very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Now yep seven twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Blank you a guy in Wales over in the UK

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<v Speaker 1>is going to prison for twenty two months for doing chores.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, run up by me, give it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>The thirty six year old guy sentenced to twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>months in jail after breaking into a woman's house while

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't home and doing all her chores.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, weirdo he this this.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened over the summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was a story I could print up

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<v Speaker 2>and put on my fridge for my wife, Like, Ugh,

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<v Speaker 2>all these chores you're having me do are gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>jail time.

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<v Speaker 1>So what woman was at work this back in July?

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<v Speaker 1>When she comes home to find that someone had hung

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<v Speaker 1>her laundry out to dry, put her groceries away, and

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<v Speaker 1>emptied her recycling, also tidied up her garden, refilled the

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<v Speaker 1>bird feeders, organized the fridge, mopped the floors, put out

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle of wine, cooked dinner, and left a note

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<v Speaker 1>that said, don't worry, be happy, Eat up. She Uh

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<v Speaker 1>kind of was freaked out by this, to be quite

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<v Speaker 1>frank here. And I don't blame her one bit.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because you expect the guy to be in a

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<v Speaker 2>closet watching her eat, you know, or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all seeing criminal minds.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy was some homeless dude and under going a

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<v Speaker 1>difficult time. She stayed with friends for two weeks until

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<v Speaker 1>police caught him after he broke into another place where

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't do any chores this time because he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to because no one was living there. Someone did

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<v Speaker 1>show up and eventually kick him out, though. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to prison. Well, he won't be homeless for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two months, that's what I thought. Yeah, so I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that if you want to, I know you're a perpetually

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<v Speaker 1>half full guy, that would be the half full takeaway here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and his his jail cell is going to be spotless,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, if you're his, your cell mate, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be tight.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's gonna not smell as bad a shower twenty

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<v Speaker 3>two months for doing chores.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't put that on your fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that might freak the wife out. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Floa to man, float to man, floating man, got to

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<v Speaker 2>be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got to be a flying man. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go up to Pensacola, Scanbia County and the Panhandle, Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Man is behind bars because he accidentally shot his friend

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<v Speaker 1>while they were standing watch outside of home because they

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<v Speaker 1>felt threatened by someone else. According to police, what it

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<v Speaker 1>we got two rocket scientists. Here is what we got

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<v Speaker 1>to talk of.

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<v Speaker 3>They were standing watch.

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<v Speaker 1>The victim and his buddy, which is a forty one

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<v Speaker 1>year old David Cucker, thought someone might be trying to

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<v Speaker 1>harm them, so they decided they were going to stand

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<v Speaker 1>watch outside of Cucker's sister's house. At some point, Cucker

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<v Speaker 1>gotten in the backseat of a car where he fell

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<v Speaker 1>asleep when he was supposed to be standing watch.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't fall asleep on watch.

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<v Speaker 1>The friend saw Cucker had fallen asleep, so with the

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<v Speaker 1>help of his walker, he approached the car. According to police,

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<v Speaker 1>was not armed, and Cucker awakened when he saw a

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<v Speaker 1>figure standing outside the window of the car, and at

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<v Speaker 1>this time he fired a shot through the car window,

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<v Speaker 1>killing his forty four year old acquaintance who was on

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<v Speaker 1>the walk.

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<v Speaker 3>On the walker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we all know, at least the majority of us

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<v Speaker 2>going back to TV. I'm gonna lean on TV again,

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<v Speaker 2>just like it did for criminal minds.

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<v Speaker 3>Deadly hist catch. You don't fall asleep on walk?

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<v Speaker 2>No, uh, below deck, you don't fall asleep always below

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<v Speaker 2>deck with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I did deadly his catch in your honor, Thank.

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<v Speaker 3>You, biylight.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat on our off the air podcast. Was that on

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<v Speaker 2>the air you gave me updates on it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I had mentioned it on air, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it carried over into the podcast yesterday. I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>way late to the game, but I started watching Industry

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<v Speaker 1>on on Max. And don't get me wrong, the show

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<v Speaker 1>is great. It is just hate every character with every

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<v Speaker 1>fiber of my body. They're all terrible people. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>They're terrible, terrible people. I'm telling you. Pat got me

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<v Speaker 1>to watch this show. And usually when he tells me

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<v Speaker 1>to watch a show.

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<v Speaker 3>It's they're like, like, you know what I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 3>you and I have a date.

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<v Speaker 2>We have the same taste in some shows, but other

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<v Speaker 2>shows we're just totally up this one. I love the

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<v Speaker 2>show and I can deal with the characters because I

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<v Speaker 2>watch it thinking to myself, they're just characters and they're

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<v Speaker 2>in the financial world.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Scumbags a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 3>That is some serious nudity and that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh just wait, just did you get to the uh

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<v Speaker 1>just don't did you get to the one scene which

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<v Speaker 1>I really I can't one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, Well gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>I see that I don't need Oh man, see I

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<v Speaker 2>could fast forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody could do. But you don't know that's coming literally anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>The name of the show for people that are going,

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<v Speaker 2>what is it, it's industry. It's it's years old, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's good. We had three, I think three seasons.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like suits, but graphic and has to do

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<v Speaker 2>with a financial financial brokerage company in New York and

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<v Speaker 2>based in London. Instead of law it's instead of a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of lawyers, it's yeah, a bunch of brokers.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, let's move along, you know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio State University has again installed a bacon vending machine

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<v Speaker 1>that we had this story a few years ago when

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<v Speaker 1>they installed one on campus. That machine is no longer there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an ongoing partnership with the Ohio Pork Council, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think that one was replaced with a narcan machine

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know, wouldn't tell This bacon vending machine

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<v Speaker 1>showed up at Ohio State's football stadium. They're at the

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<v Speaker 1>Horseshoe this past weekend, and fans actually were kind of

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off about this.

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<v Speaker 3>How could you be upset about a bacon masine?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because the Ohio State fans would like to see

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<v Speaker 1>some improvements made at the stadium. The stadium has been

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<v Speaker 1>around a long long time and it has had some

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<v Speaker 1>renovations over the years, but it could go for a facelift.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, great, you're you know, we need this, this,

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<v Speaker 1>and this done to the stadium, and you give us

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<v Speaker 1>a bacon machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, fans, they're partnering up with the Bacon Council or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you said, the Ohio Pork Council, which means there's

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<v Speaker 2>money involved. Maybe they're gonna use some money to revamp

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<v Speaker 2>the stadium. Now that you've spoken.

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<v Speaker 1>The machine, is it Tature's pork products. It doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>cook up hot bacon, fire that out, which would just

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<v Speaker 1>that would be something, Oh, yeah, you're at the football game.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I could go for. I'm gonna run

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<v Speaker 1>down to the concession stand and get a thirteen dollars

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<v Speaker 1>beer and uh you a few strips of hot, sizzling bacon.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be the exact same as driving by the public's

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<v Speaker 2>parking lot and smelling the chicken yes, through the chicken

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<v Speaker 2>vent holes the whole stadium, which smell like bacon. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>where do I feel like I want bacon. It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>four in the afternoon. Somebody said, if you fall asleep

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<v Speaker 2>and on watching the military, you put your whole platoon

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<v Speaker 2>in danger. Yep, same thing with deadly as catch or

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<v Speaker 2>you know, below deck stop with the below decks, and

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<v Speaker 2>then there's cement head or stago z in all caps

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<v Speaker 2>for concrete seing all caps now, okay caps.

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<v Speaker 1>And Gary Clark Junior tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>You want some, it's just a phone call away four

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<v Speaker 2>oh seven nine one six one oh one one.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearing the line right now, Taco will just uh indiscriminately

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<v Speaker 1>pick one. If it's you, those tickets will be yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck.

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