Speaker 1: No what with Lynchintaco, what Orlando's rock station one on
Speaker 1: one one w j r R. After this segment, we
Speaker 1: will have tickets up for grabs to go see Gary
Speaker 1: Clark Jr. At Hard Rock Lives. So stand by for that.
Speaker 2: We'll make it equal for everybody. Just take a random caller.
Speaker 2: We'll tell you when they called. All right after, idiot.
Speaker 1: The new launch time for that Ula rocket. They're gonna
Speaker 1: go for seven to twenty five now. Originally was supposed
Speaker 1: to go off at six, was pushedback once before. Now
Speaker 1: they're looking for seven to twenty five. So may get
Speaker 1: to see that going up here in just a little
Speaker 1: bit if you're out this morning.
Speaker 2: A listener pointed out, said rescheduled launch fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: And I did the old I did.
Speaker 2: Yep seven twenty five with the fingers crossed emoji. But
Speaker 2: I was this closed pat just sending the bird were
Speaker 2: without realizing because they were right next to each other.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't have been very nice.
Speaker 3: Now yep seven twenty five.
Speaker 1: Blank you a guy in Wales over in the UK
Speaker 1: is going to prison for twenty two months for doing chores.
Speaker 3: Wait, run up by me, give it to me.
Speaker 1: The thirty six year old guy sentenced to twenty two
Speaker 1: months in jail after breaking into a woman's house while
Speaker 1: she wasn't home and doing all her chores.
Speaker 3: Okay, weirdo he this this.
Speaker 1: Happened over the summer.
Speaker 2: I thought this was a story I could print up
Speaker 2: and put on my fridge for my wife, Like, Ugh,
Speaker 2: all these chores you're having me do are gonna get
Speaker 2: jail time.
Speaker 1: So what woman was at work this back in July?
Speaker 1: When she comes home to find that someone had hung
Speaker 1: her laundry out to dry, put her groceries away, and
Speaker 1: emptied her recycling, also tidied up her garden, refilled the
Speaker 1: bird feeders, organized the fridge, mopped the floors, put out
Speaker 1: a bottle of wine, cooked dinner, and left a note
Speaker 1: that said, don't worry, be happy, Eat up. She Uh
Speaker 1: kind of was freaked out by this, to be quite
Speaker 1: frank here. And I don't blame her one bit.
Speaker 2: No, because you expect the guy to be in a
Speaker 2: closet watching her eat, you know, or something like that.
Speaker 2: We're all seeing criminal minds.
Speaker 1: The guy was some homeless dude and under going a
Speaker 1: difficult time. She stayed with friends for two weeks until
Speaker 1: police caught him after he broke into another place where
Speaker 1: he didn't do any chores this time because he didn't
Speaker 1: have to because no one was living there. Someone did
Speaker 1: show up and eventually kick him out, though. So he's
Speaker 1: going to prison. Well, he won't be homeless for twenty
Speaker 1: two months, that's what I thought. Yeah, so I guess
Speaker 1: that if you want to, I know you're a perpetually
Speaker 1: half full guy, that would be the half full takeaway here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and his his jail cell is going to be spotless,
Speaker 1: of course, if you're his, your cell mate, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be tight.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
Speaker 3: And he's gonna not smell as bad a shower twenty
Speaker 3: two months for doing chores.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't put that on your fridge.
Speaker 3: No, that might freak the wife out. I want to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: Floa to man, float to man, floating man, got to
Speaker 2: be a flying man.
Speaker 3: He's got to be a flying man. All right.
Speaker 1: Let's go up to Pensacola, Scanbia County and the Panhandle, Florida.
Speaker 1: Man is behind bars because he accidentally shot his friend
Speaker 1: while they were standing watch outside of home because they
Speaker 1: felt threatened by someone else. According to police, what it
Speaker 1: we got two rocket scientists. Here is what we got
Speaker 1: to talk of.
Speaker 3: They were standing watch.
Speaker 1: The victim and his buddy, which is a forty one
Speaker 1: year old David Cucker, thought someone might be trying to
Speaker 1: harm them, so they decided they were going to stand
Speaker 1: watch outside of Cucker's sister's house. At some point, Cucker
Speaker 1: gotten in the backseat of a car where he fell
Speaker 1: asleep when he was supposed to be standing watch.
Speaker 3: No, you don't fall asleep on watch.
Speaker 1: The friend saw Cucker had fallen asleep, so with the
Speaker 1: help of his walker, he approached the car. According to police,
Speaker 1: was not armed, and Cucker awakened when he saw a
Speaker 1: figure standing outside the window of the car, and at
Speaker 1: this time he fired a shot through the car window,
Speaker 1: killing his forty four year old acquaintance who was on
Speaker 1: the walk.
Speaker 3: On the walker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all know, at least the majority of us
Speaker 2: going back to TV. I'm gonna lean on TV again,
Speaker 2: just like it did for criminal minds.
Speaker 3: Deadly hist catch. You don't fall asleep on walk?
Speaker 2: No, uh, below deck, you don't fall asleep always below
Speaker 2: deck with this guy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did deadly his catch in your honor, Thank.
Speaker 3: You, biylight.
Speaker 2: Pat on our off the air podcast. Was that on
Speaker 2: the air you gave me updates on it?
Speaker 1: I think I had mentioned it on air, and then
Speaker 1: it carried over into the podcast yesterday. I know I'm
Speaker 1: way late to the game, but I started watching Industry
Speaker 1: on on Max. And don't get me wrong, the show
Speaker 1: is great. It is just hate every character with every
Speaker 1: fiber of my body. They're all terrible people. They don't
Speaker 1: They're terrible, terrible people. I'm telling you. Pat got me
Speaker 1: to watch this show. And usually when he tells me
Speaker 1: to watch a show.
Speaker 3: It's they're like, like, you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 3: you and I have a date.
Speaker 2: We have the same taste in some shows, but other
Speaker 2: shows we're just totally up this one. I love the
Speaker 2: show and I can deal with the characters because I
Speaker 2: watch it thinking to myself, they're just characters and they're
Speaker 2: in the financial world.
Speaker 3: That's how it is.
Speaker 2: Scumbags a lot of them.
Speaker 3: That is some serious nudity and that thing.
Speaker 1: Oh just wait, just did you get to the uh
Speaker 1: just don't did you get to the one scene which
Speaker 1: I really I can't one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Well gosh.
Speaker 2: I see that I don't need Oh man, see I
Speaker 2: could fast forward.
Speaker 1: Anybody could do. But you don't know that's coming literally anyway.
Speaker 2: The name of the show for people that are going,
Speaker 2: what is it, it's industry. It's it's years old, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's good. We had three, I think three seasons.
Speaker 2: But it's like suits, but graphic and has to do
Speaker 2: with a financial financial brokerage company in New York and
Speaker 2: based in London. Instead of law it's instead of a
Speaker 2: bunch of lawyers, it's yeah, a bunch of brokers.
Speaker 3: I like that that one.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's move along, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Ohio State University has again installed a bacon vending machine
Speaker 1: that we had this story a few years ago when
Speaker 1: they installed one on campus. That machine is no longer there.
Speaker 1: It's an ongoing partnership with the Ohio Pork Council, and
Speaker 1: I think that one was replaced with a narcan machine
Speaker 1: that I don't know, wouldn't tell This bacon vending machine
Speaker 1: showed up at Ohio State's football stadium. They're at the
Speaker 1: Horseshoe this past weekend, and fans actually were kind of
Speaker 1: pissed off about this.
Speaker 3: How could you be upset about a bacon masine?
Speaker 1: Well, because the Ohio State fans would like to see
Speaker 1: some improvements made at the stadium. The stadium has been
Speaker 1: around a long long time and it has had some
Speaker 1: renovations over the years, but it could go for a facelift.
Speaker 1: And they're like, great, you're you know, we need this, this,
Speaker 1: and this done to the stadium, and you give us
Speaker 1: a bacon machine.
Speaker 2: Well, fans, they're partnering up with the Bacon Council or
Speaker 2: whatever you said, the Ohio Pork Council, which means there's
Speaker 2: money involved. Maybe they're gonna use some money to revamp
Speaker 2: the stadium. Now that you've spoken.
Speaker 1: The machine, is it Tature's pork products. It doesn't like
Speaker 1: cook up hot bacon, fire that out, which would just
Speaker 1: that would be something, Oh, yeah, you're at the football game.
Speaker 1: You know what I could go for. I'm gonna run
Speaker 1: down to the concession stand and get a thirteen dollars
Speaker 1: beer and uh you a few strips of hot, sizzling bacon.
Speaker 2: It'd be the exact same as driving by the public's
Speaker 2: parking lot and smelling the chicken yes, through the chicken
Speaker 2: vent holes the whole stadium, which smell like bacon. Man,
Speaker 2: where do I feel like I want bacon. It's it's
Speaker 2: four in the afternoon. Somebody said, if you fall asleep
Speaker 2: and on watching the military, you put your whole platoon
Speaker 2: in danger. Yep, same thing with deadly as catch or
Speaker 2: you know, below deck stop with the below decks, and
Speaker 2: then there's cement head or stago z in all caps
Speaker 2: for concrete seing all caps now, okay caps.
Speaker 1: And Gary Clark Junior tickets.
Speaker 2: You want some, it's just a phone call away four
Speaker 2: oh seven nine one six one oh one one.
Speaker 1: Clearing the line right now, Taco will just uh indiscriminately
Speaker 1: pick one. If it's you, those tickets will be yours.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
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