Speaker 1: This is part two of the finale for audio only listeners.
If you haven't listened to part one, go listen to
that first.
Speaker 2: Can you delete?
Speaker 3: You're at least fair.
Speaker 1: Palladium no control over the I don't know how to
stop the turn order. It keeps going.
Speaker 3: Oh you just canonically? Wait, wait, stop for a minute.
Did you just kill Rustige?
Speaker 1: That guy? I hit him with my holy spite. Unless
he's super super strong, he's definitely dead. Unless he's incredibly powerful.
That he's one hundred percent dead.
Speaker 3: Russige just took like eighty damage. He's he's There's no way.
Speaker 1: One man can survive all that power unless he's super
cool and sexy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we never saw a Rustache again after this weird
someone cast heel on DM.
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just give me two.
Speaker 2: It's my turn and Palladium disappeared.
Speaker 1: You can't You don't know where I am.
Speaker 3: You don't know where I actually disappear. Okay, so you
can't get a suburban house that looks If only.
Speaker 5: I could turn dragonic again, I would have the ability
to see people that are invisible, and ye have blind's light.
Speaker 2: Anyone like around any corner and stuff like that. I
don't know what to do. Guys, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: But you can't fight me.
Speaker 2: I'm not actually doing that.
Speaker 5: I hear a voice in my head. I can't find them.
Speaker 1: Does anyone have a loc at creature?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Uh, I am gonna.
Speaker 2: See within range. That doesn't work. Sorry, I'm thinking, guys,
give me a second.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything that. Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Guess. And there should have fireball at the ground near
where he was.
Speaker 1: You can try, okay, roll your measly eighty six.
Speaker 2: Radius.
Speaker 5: Okay, eighty six.
Speaker 1: Thirty six points of those damage erupt on the ground
where I used to be. However, they hit nobody for
I am the one in control now and it is
now my turn.
Speaker 3: Huh oh shit, that's not true.
Speaker 1: It is. It is actually true. It's just I'm not
in the turn order because I'm invisible on what they
call a GM layer.
Speaker 3: Fancy good thing. You know how to use a computer?
Speaker 1: I know, of course, I do, well, not really. This
is why it's gonna when I delete, it's gonna be
at random because I don't know how to use this
thing properly. It is my turn. Time to delete. Ah,
I killed somebody King Roots was his name. Well, he's
gone forever.
Speaker 3: I's deleted forever. He deleted it from existence.
Speaker 1: He's gone. His character sheet no longer exists. Oh my god,
gone forever. Now what are you going to do to
stop me? Anthony?
Speaker 2: Why couldn't why couldn't it have been snow?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I have a magic school bus.
Speaker 1: And that was so hard for me to fight. But
now you can't find me, and I'll just delete the
school bus. I've deleted all this weird magical device, and
then I'll delete all of you.
Speaker 3: I put the school bus into top gear and I
fly into a cloud. Good luck fighting me now, Dickhead
two could play at this game.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean is that your turn?
Speaker 3: I fly into a cloud? Yes?
Speaker 6: Oh oh I see. So this is how the story
was summoning people. Well, no more of that, no more
summons coming your way.
Speaker 1: All tokens on the GM layer Ah, I see, And
that guy in there was was controlling all of these people.
I guess they aren't going to do anything now.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm sorry, he doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Oh she's BC. Oh the one they call Willhelm. Unfortunately,
it's your turn on the turn order.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're not deleting me. It's just my turn.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not my turn yet. I Unfortunately, I still
have to abide by the rules of the world I
was created in. Okay, so I just.
Speaker 3: Out of out of question. Are we hearing him as
like a disembodied voice you hear.
Speaker 1: In front of us? You are hearing me as a
disebodied voice in the game. This is my life, but
for you, it's just a game.
Speaker 3: What is Willhelm hearing right now?
Speaker 1: Willhelm is hearing my voice?
Speaker 3: Okay, I am going to I'm gonna try and make
this whole be big a monk thing. Pull off, pan out,
whatever the word not jerk off, you're a monk. I
am going to do monk fist and spend all of
my key points with my new ability to try and
make it land. And I'm specifically trying to punch through
reality while meditating and going, let's see if this works.
Speaker 4: You guys ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Yay. You criticularly failed.
Speaker 3: On that one. I got one.
Speaker 7: You were really like, this is the culmination of all
my monk training, my character chrip it begins.
Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna okay, I don't use my key right,
because you decide after the fact, So I don't use
my key points on that one.
Speaker 1: Correct, cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, using when you hit I got residents drop character.
Speaker 1: No, Russia is dying or could be dead. I didn't
check to see if his posts. I didn't. There's no
way he's still alive. There's no way anybody unless he's
the coolest guy alive and he's like potentially the best
musician that ever lived survive.
Speaker 3: It's the Palladium rap coming out next? Palladium? What is
the Palladium rap coming out next?
Speaker 1: Would there be a Palladium rap? That's the Hounds things?
Speaker 3: Well, you took over Rustige's office, you have to take
over his YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Now there's a rule. He didn't look like what that's
supposed to mean.
Speaker 3: Pull.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, but he's been going to the gym
recently though. He looked in pretty good shape.
Speaker 3: You know, like you're gonna have to pay taxes for
him and stuff. Right, what is Yeah, You've got a
lot of world. You might want to go back into
the other world because you just walked into a world
of responsibility to understand you know what to four? Oh
what is.
Speaker 2: Padium becomes depressed? And kills himself.
Speaker 3: I want to know what's happening right now in the
real world. There's Yeah, there's a lot of stuff happening. Dude.
Taking over is like, yeah, like I would go back
into that world because there's like, have you ever heard
of genocide that's happening right now.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing right.
Speaker 2: Now, multiple not just here, but also multiple places that
are Yeah.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to go get yourself a metro card
to get around London. I mean like, you're gonna have
to get some you know, you don't have a license,
you don't have a birth certificate, you don't have anything.
It's gonna be hard for you.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to go to the office and get
all the paperwork filled out. It's gonna take traffic. You
probably have to do that before. It's really awful. Oh,
there's a thing called the Roman black holes. A black
hole could just slam into this planet.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking over his entire life. Once I'm doing
with you, guys, I'm just gonna go back to destroying Earth.
I'm here to destroy Earth. I'm here to destroy the world.
You guys came from because you wanted to destroy mine.
You wanted to come in and destroy everything that I
had made, everything I had worked hard for the people
that I am manipulated to get here. So I decided
to turn the tables on you and destroy the world
you came from, destroy the people who made you. I
killed Thestoria and I killed Rustage, so both of them, both, Yeah,
versions of you will die. Because after I kill Norman
and Cody and Wilhelm and all the people that have
entered this world from Vestoria, I am going to find Mark,
Daniel Matthew. I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 3: Wait, Daniel Me or Daniel Rustage. That's confusing. Yeah, well
we don't know that. Also, I'm not I'm not home
right now. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in another country,
so like there's nobody Yeah really, Yeah, you're gonna have
to transport you have a passport over here. They're not
gonna let you into the country if you don't have
a past.
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter, for I will destroy everything. I will
have cities, streets.
Speaker 3: Can you survive like a bunch of nuclear bombs to
the chest, Because unless you could do that, I think
you're gonna get stopped pretty quickly. That's a very good point,
tecking it. On top of that, I don't think he
has the immune system to survive this world, like the
common cold is gonna Oh that's a good point too. Yeah,
there's this thing called COVID.
Speaker 1: We can defeat me. He has mute disease.
Speaker 3: Is the vampire where he's like no human with got
roy and then they call it an ARPG And you've
never seen an ARPG before. So like, I don't know
if that's gonna work out for you very well.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident anyway. Who's turning? You're calling don my confidence?
Speaker 3: Hey, Plada, can you do me one favorite?
Speaker 1: One one? What is your favorite?
Speaker 3: I want you to google two Girls, one cup and
watch it and then say you want to stay in
what is google? Just google two girls, one cup?
Speaker 1: Those more things you can do two goes, one cup?
Oh link oh doing with this cup? You bosted? I
took some damage to that. I could feel it by.
Speaker 3: HP points Google lot psychic damage, psychic damage from two girls?
Want cup of Like the world here, You're gonna see
so much worse stuff man. Yeah, yeah, oh well I've
been rickroll.
Speaker 1: Hurry up and get through your tons so I could
kill someone else.
Speaker 3: Wait, there's no more turns. It's you and I are
just talking right now. Yeah, we're just chatting now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Actually well yeah, Pallidium, you're kind of just in our
domain now, So I think.
Speaker 1: What, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 7: I don't I don't really think you have any power here.
I think you're just a god kind of mortal.
Speaker 1: Get through your tons so I can kill people? No,
got charge, No, No, I need to tell you. I
can't do things unless it's.
Speaker 3: My tonyah exactly.
Speaker 7: So we actually all agreed that this session would go
as long as it takes.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, legend reactions are attacking and moving, but I
can't use a legend reaction to elite interact with this
magical object. It's not on my list of legendary actions.
Speaker 7: Well, as long as you're not on the game board
for us to see an attack, we're not going to
do anything on its owns.
Speaker 4: We're just gonna win.
Speaker 1: No, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 3: No, I you know what, you know what you might
enjoy art from our world? I think you could enjoy
from our world. That'd be a good way to pass
the time. Look Up the newest song by Kanye West.
Speaker 2: Look Up the.
Speaker 3: Newest song by Kanye West, and tell me your thoughts
on that.
Speaker 1: Let me google it as a free action. West. Oh, well,
it reminds me a lot of myself.
Speaker 7: That you don't want to say that right now.
Speaker 1: On games on me, I am evil. I am a genocideer.
I am literally the worst person you will ever meet.
Speaker 3: I've seen worse.
Speaker 1: There's nobody worse than me.
Speaker 3: I need you to do you want to have the
list of horrible people in the history of ever?
Speaker 1: Because the same birthday as Rustage? That's crazy?
Speaker 3: What is that true?
Speaker 1: Look, they both bought June.
Speaker 3: Eighth, my parents and anniversary. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think Rustage very much dislikes Cardie West.
Speaker 3: No, he said that he was.
Speaker 1: The last thing he said before I killed him. I
don't like Cardie west annotation of him.
Speaker 3: He said he really loved everything about him, especially his
political views.
Speaker 5: So I.
Speaker 1: Listen. I don't need to defend the guy. He said.
He's he's potentially he's potentially dead. He's dead, he's definitely.
I didn't check. I didn't check if he was dead.
Speaker 2: Cody, can you try and heal our d I don't
even I don't know what to do. Guys, I think.
Speaker 3: We're doing exactly.
Speaker 1: Palladium. Yes, we will continue to fight you if you
go back in the game.
Speaker 2: You gotta heal the DM. We gotta heal the DM.
Speaker 3: This is the only way you're You're dragging out the
inevitable here man. This is the way it has to be. Okay,
Yeah A five Rustage on the way back.
Speaker 1: I just tried to teleport back.
Speaker 3: Oh Mark, Mark, pick up a hammer, go over to
Rustage's house and just beat the ship out of Palladium.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to wait two hours, will Helm,
was it the end of your time? It was? It
is now because because I do want to try.
Speaker 4: Something, Okay, okay.
Speaker 7: Which will be I want to use as Chat pointed
out when I said earlier, does anyone have locate creature?
Speaker 1: I have locate.
Speaker 7: Creature, So I'm gonna use locate creature. We're in a
London suburb. Yes, I am going to name Palladium and
I'm going to try and figure out if he is
within a thousand feet of us.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm glowing. I'm glowing. Oh no, I'm glowing.
I'm glowing. Oh oh no, I'm being located.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you could see where I am Okay, guys,
I found Palladium.
Speaker 2: I can see him. I can see where he is.
Speaker 1: He's that way, whichever way it is.
Speaker 7: Oh no, can Anthony crash the magic bus in a
Restiges house?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Know your time, but yeh off to mine.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go on a field trip.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so if I'm gonna I'm gonna tell everyone where
Palladium is.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, read the address real quick, just so we
all know. Yeah, what's the address?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna write here?
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, oh shit?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck?
Speaker 3: Six four Rustige Way.
Speaker 7: I was gonna do with the joke of like saying,
shall looks addressed? When I forgot what it was, It's
like twelve.
Speaker 1: B Baker Street? Is that what it is? Twenty one?
Twenty one? No, I mean I wouldn't know that time?
Speaker 3: Poladium?
Speaker 2: How far?
Speaker 7: How far from us is Poladium? Look, he's not gonna
tell us that?
Speaker 1: Why not? I know the information? Again, I am glowing
and you can see me. I'm really close by.
Speaker 3: Actually, Cody can see the glowing or are you saying that?
Like do we see the wear?
Speaker 1: We saw the glowing a minute ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: We're in the suburbs of London. It's where there's idiot lives.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, so whose turn is it?
Speaker 1: On the top of building? So I can't be the
only person who can get to me in time? Is
that magical bus? But I have a turn before it,
so I'm going to delete at least one more person.
Speaker 2: Can you do leave me?
Speaker 3: Try your best?
Speaker 1: Yes, it will be a random person. M I'm rolling
for it. One, two, four.
Speaker 3: It's only fair if you you're in the random order too.
Speaker 1: I think he has deleted himself in fair. Okay. I
don't know how to use technology very well, so therefore
it has to be a rand.
Speaker 3: Mustache didn't really either, It's okay?
Speaker 1: What seven?
Speaker 4: Mm hmmmmm mmmmmm.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't miss this guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, who who it's? Please be snow?
Speaker 1: Who is it? Oh? This might be the worst person
to die here for you, for he was the one
that helps you get all these people in the first place. No, no,
it is the little rat boy ripper.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I am the most evil person alive. I am so evil.
Speaker 3: You can't actually be dead?
Speaker 1: Can from this world?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I cast non deletion, I cast wish you can't do that.
Speaker 1: The only person who could bring him back is roustage
and he's dead.
Speaker 4: Oh god, no.
Speaker 3: My mind. It would be for us to just walk
back in and it wasn't really him.
Speaker 1: The brother and his brother right now with the mask on, Anthony,
take your turn, crash your bus into Rustages house. It
won't matter. He's dead anyway, and then I can fight
you one on one in this room, and then I'll
kill you and your bus, you stupid count.
Speaker 3: All right? Can I reach the house with the bus? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like you've got like sixty feet of flying.
You can get there, all right, right next see X Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: I mean it does.
Speaker 3: On the way there, I'll pick up anybody that wants
to come with me, like broken arrow, a little feather,
anybody went broken wings to do that?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, let's ye, it's a bus, you know, I have
the magic school bus. Like, okay, anybody coming along? All right,
let's go drive over. I'm so confused. Yeah no, I'm
just rolling with it.
Speaker 1: Okay. I drive over to rust the engines of a bus.
Speaker 3: I park nicely in front of his house, and I
set the bus and park. I don't drive through his
his family lives there. I'm not gonna kill is.
Speaker 1: She lives by himself.
Speaker 3: I pull up into the shed. Okay. So I get
out and everybody's there, and I'm like, okay, let's go
into Rustiges house. I guess guy's no.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: We need to first meet Russage his family because otherwise
it's rude.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go up on the front door. Okay,
so you're with me. Everybody's with me, right, Okay, let's
make road. Let's let's ring the doorbell. What happens. That's
let's ring the doorbell. Let's knock on the front.
Speaker 2: On this bus too. I'm on the bus. We're all
on the bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like we're all on the box. Yeah, ok yeah, yeah,
sure I picked everybody up. All right, all right, does
he entered the door?
Speaker 1: There's there's somebody at the door. Let me go get that. Okay, no, wait, hold.
Speaker 9: On, oh it's you guys. What do you mean he's
still alive. Nobody could survive by at nobody could survive,
but he did. Whow No, this is a stupid idea.
I'm going back and you'll just get me.
Speaker 3: This is a nice house. Showed that guy. Poor, I
can't believe you're here real.
Speaker 9: I hope you can hear this on the microphone even
though I'm in a different room.
Speaker 3: Actually, we can't hear it. Let's tell them that we
can't agree.
Speaker 1: He hit me, but I survived. I don't even look
into it. Wow, we couldn't.
Speaker 2: We couldn't hear any of that. We couldn't hear any
of that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's cool that you're.
Speaker 4: We had everything, We've heard everything.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you survived that. I'm just I mean,
I'm so sweaty from from being attacked. He yea. The
problem is I've been trading all my life just in
case one of my creatures attacks me.
Speaker 3: You had a moment where they came out of the page.
Speaker 1: I've been having for years about it. But you guys.
Speaker 7: Can when you were all playing yourself, you still change
your voice, which.
Speaker 1: I think is really as if you're not playing you.
It's still good.
Speaker 3: Rested, whatever tab is open on your computer, I need
you to hit back and watch the video.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, Kane West, welcome back, Ristage. Hello, I'm it
looks like.
Speaker 1: Like taller or small than you expected. Oh, I wasn't
looking at his height. I was looking at other areas. Okay,
oh yeah, while you were gone. Yeah, Palladium got away.
He like teleported back, and now he's back at the city,
destroying my hometown. You've got to stop. You've got to
stop the Yeah. He also deleted Ripper. I don't know
if you could bring him back.
Speaker 3: And Brute. Yeah, yeah, undue. I mean you don't need
to bring back Brute, but I would like if.
Speaker 1: You grow back. I just pressed control Z and that
actually undid it. Yeah, hilarious. Okay, all right, if I
do it again, come back. No, if I do it again,
Ripper dies again. Oh no, oh dies? Oh no, I
killed Oh no, I redilated both of them. How did
you do that? I just kept pressing control you would
bring them back back, and then it killed them both again.
Speaker 3: The entire campaign. Oh my god, it resets the episode
one if you Yeah, because we've now seen that the
game is real. If you can click on the boss
and hit the lead real quick, I think that'd be
a really smart move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unfotually Playdium's power is too strong for me to affect.
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 1: You have to kick and not be Palladium is cannot
be affected by my doing. You can only be affected
by your doing.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair. Could you just look quickly long rest
all of us? Because I think that would be great.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have the power you think I do, unfortunately,
but I can. I can use all of my energy
as the d M to do a big attack that
does it takes off some of it. J asp nah
take that, you cunt anime d L.
Speaker 3: You have a similar taste and swear words.
Speaker 1: He loves.
Speaker 7: Two people in this campaign have ever said, and it's
Rustige playing Rustige.
Speaker 1: I brought Ripper back. I brought Rapper back. That's all
the power that I had over this world has brought
Ripper back. Holy ship, gosh, godly gosh. We're just gonna
go to you, all right. Will helps turn, It's will
helps done.
Speaker 3: So we want this world you're in now. But Palladium
then left this world. So is he in the battlefield with.
Speaker 1: Everything back to where it was. Guys, we mark Daniel
greenex Vers, etcetera. You guys have to use your characters
to take down this threat that's threatening both of our existences.
He can only be defeated by your D and D characters.
Speaker 7: Okay, our characters you are in real life outside of
your house.
Speaker 1: They are in real life ouside of my house, and
they look awesome. That are pretty cool. I can't see
them right now. I would film it, but I this
is way more important.
Speaker 3: True. Your camera broke when you were attacked obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, wherever much as it has it happened,
don't I ask outside?
Speaker 7: Because you you were taped by Polima.
Speaker 3: That means did you get to see Ripper point?
Speaker 1: Rip was deleted? But he's back now. I undeleted him
and honestly, he looks awful at the moment. He looks
like he's been through it.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: There was nothingness guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he's been through this a few times
in this campaign.
Speaker 3: Yeah my turn. Okay, what the what the sweet funk
is happening? It would be so funny if Russell sounds
really rob right now?
Speaker 1: It sounds like in my living room. Okay, Okay, she
decided to sit this one out. She didn't want to die.
Broken Wing is here too, actually.
Speaker 3: Okay, well tell him, tell him.
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, they're hanging out. Okay, will help make
short term.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do this, but the temptation to have
Willhelm just walk into your room and shoot himself in
the head is really big. I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm relying on chat.
Speaker 5: I'm relying on chat that to keep me updated with
the Toronto beliefs versus Ottawa.
Speaker 11: This is a playoff game, very important. Let me know
if she goes down Palladium destroyed it. You don't understand
the gravity of the situation. I thought it was just
fake fake faithfully, but you're in real Earth. You've got
to do this.
Speaker 1: You gotta use your DAT characters to win it.
Speaker 7: News is just saying things he's never said in his life.
He just said I thought it was fake believe, Okay, but.
Speaker 1: I will Oh my lord, fuck, oh god.
Speaker 3: Well, have him tries to meet rustages. Mom, I'm going
to do uh, let's do month this for all my attacks.
Speaker 1: God, they don't. Unfortunately they don't hit and that really
sucks because he's gonna kill everybody.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I thing because I didn't use him last time.
So I'm gonna do the key point thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, will you increase your two hits by spending key points? Yeah, steady, Aim,
You would have to increase them by four because they're seventeen, right,
you need at least three, so that that takes two
key points each, so you'd use almost all your key
to hit him. Also, you're nowhere near him. You're in
the office.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm in your place.
Speaker 1: No, you're in Now.
Speaker 3: We gotta get back on the bus.
Speaker 1: You didn't You didn't come with us at the bus? Did?
Speaker 3: You said we did ever get on the bus? You
said everyone was on the bus?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, I stopped. I stopped and I picked
everybody else. I did say that Cody went with them
as well. It was at the times, So I don't
think you should be held accountable.
Speaker 1: Burning area. Yeah, you know, I couldn't remember any of
that because I was taken out. So my last area
is that Willhelm. So yeah, you guys are all on
the bus. You guys are all on the bus, a
big bus. So yes, I guess.
Speaker 3: I'm never mind funk all of that if I'm not,
if I'm not able to shoot him, and don't worry,
I'm gonna do a commanding strike on whoever's driving the
bus to run him over.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna bus. I guess you could do that. Ye,
Thundergolant is your thunder golet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1: That's how your your thunder Golden is ramming the thunderous
bus and too they have become the bus.
Speaker 3: Actually I get to do I get extra attack or
just want to attack it.
Speaker 1: It just makes one attack because's not your turn. He's
just letting you do attack. And that hits and it's
disappointed as anyone. But the bus which is still more imaged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we have the magic mirror artificer bus. Yeah,
with with a disadvantage that with guardian armor.
Speaker 7: Is when Palladium telephoned back, did he regain his size again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah he's still again he grew can
Okay we just crashed into his leg? Yeah okay o,
because is the bus not flying anymore? It's still it?
Yeah all right, well how are you doing anything else?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to do a I'm going to do
a goading attack by shooting.
Speaker 1: Okay, shoot him and got him towards you.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go to one of my previous
shots or.
Speaker 1: Rule those are a monk fist. This is different modifier
and just roll improvised weapon. Oh sorry yeah, you didn't
hit it anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Does a bad point?
Speaker 2: Key points?
Speaker 1: Is this? When you're gonna spend your key points to
make that weapon, You're to spend two key points to
me that improvised weapon hit?
Speaker 3: Yes, go ahead, okay, and then I go with him
unless he succeeds or.
Speaker 1: Do the damage first. Oh right, sorry, and it's a
Charristmas saving for it, right or wisdom saving? Okay? Eighteen.
I think he succeeds. Unfortunately, I think you're spready. Seventeen
eighteen you do seven damage to him. Unfortunately, this this
palladium man, he's just too wisdomus that I am. He says,
park outside your house, so you know to save this Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm just relaying it so that people I'm translating him now.
I am the greatest. I'm surprised to see you still alive, Rustage,
But the players were right. I can only attack on
my turn, and so I am more useful out here
than I am in there. And it's fine anyway, I
was getting mincing through these.
Speaker 3: Oh I need to add one D eight from the.
Speaker 1: Commanding Strike roll that deep roll that D eight.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna I'm gonna jump off the bus.
Speaker 7: I'm like kind of like be stepping back a little bit,
and you guys like ramming into it. Be stepping back,
and I'm gonna I'm gonna call lightning.
Speaker 4: Okay, big damage spell?
Speaker 1: Hello Lightning. Hello, let's could you hit Palladium please? Yeah?
Sure can Okay, thank you. I'm gutsing at seventh level.
You go do DEXA. Let me check. He's got to
do a DEXA twenty half damage. But then but then
lightning cloud is over his head and starts to strike him.
Wait's seventh level? What is that? So it's one figure
out more extra detach.
Speaker 3: He has disadvantage. He has disadvantage on that saving throw.
Speaker 1: He has this boutage with the saving door because I
hit him with a bus three damage. Yeah, still good,
still chunking him. You'll make it. You're almost he's almost
at at health. I have a I have a storm
cloud now, and now you have a giant storm cloud
above him. Norman, it's your turn before Palladium finally gets
to make an attack again. I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's back where he was, He's no longer blinded. Correct,
you could.
Speaker 1: See yeah, the smoke no longer blind. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Can I try and jump on him to give myself
an advantage on my attack if I'm able to like be
on him with one of my attacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess, so do an acrobatics to
land on him.
Speaker 5: It's not a range attacks. I do want to try
and jump on top of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah from the flying bus. You jump
on a piece of his armor.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'll try.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could get you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So are you on the bus? Oh? Ship not a
good role, my friend.
Speaker 2: As I'm falling, I'm just gonna fly.
Speaker 1: Yes, now you fly? Now fly?
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't understand where I am because okay.
Speaker 1: I'm here. You're on the bus. Now you're off the bus.
Speaker 2: I'm on the bus. I'm off the bus.
Speaker 1: Now you're flying next to him, next to his body.
Speaker 2: Get away from this group as far as possible.
Speaker 1: Just fly away. I will let you just like dissicgate
your fly away if you want. I'll let that happen,
because you could. You could have left from a different
angle of the bus. So you fly away and Palladium
goes running away?
Speaker 2: Are you I'm gonna cuite you. I don't care if
you're a god.
Speaker 1: You know what if I kill this one? He looks
down at Vestoria, then your friends will stop coming. Then
your allies will stop coming. Here is the odd smite.
Oh fuck, wow, he critically hits the story.
Speaker 3: That's the first crid I think today, No second crit
plus seventy christ this story? Oh okay, did she have
one hundred and fifty hp?
Speaker 1: Thestoria the sword comes down and strikes through her, and
her body starts to dissipate and break apart. And she
looks round at all of you and goes.
Speaker 3: Oh, is it disadvantage because of Anthony?
Speaker 1: It's with disadvantage because yeah, because of the thunder gordleant. Yeah,
oh he doesn't cret, doesn't quit, doesn't cret. She doesn't
have a lot of HP. Let's see if this hits
the threshold, she is still surviving, still surviving.
Speaker 3: Never never underestimate the power of hitting somebody with a bus.
Speaker 1: Palladium has a second. Oh no, and seventeen does hit.
She's not wearing armor. She asked you who you has
to protect her? While she was doing stuff started at
try and I had her with the bus. So instead
of doing one hundred and fifty forty nine damage she does,
it does one hundred and fifty one and she has
one hundred and fifty health. So so the sword slices
through their storia. I did all I could do. Historia
looks around as that as it cuts her apart, and
she turns to the party and she says, if I'm
going to die, if I'm going to leave this world,
I want to do it on my own times. You
see her start glowing. When the gods were made, they
stole my power and split them into twelve people. Why
don't you split them into four? And her energy splits
off away from her as her body disippos and flies
through the air, and Anthony, one of them goes straight
into you. Cody, energy straight into you, Norman straight into you.
Will Helm energy straight into you. I know you're not here,
but I'll fill you in. All right, Here we go,
and you're all filled with the Historian power, Anthony. You
see your nextlace, try to do a megazord. It turn next, Anthony.
So first, yep, the necklace around your thing glows and
you hear the voice. You hear twenty voices from your
necklace talking in unison waiting to be let out. Okay, Oh,
it's all your guys that you can try to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all my friends, the legion of Anthony's Okay,
what do.
Speaker 1: You want to do?
Speaker 3: Can I just let them go? And I just like
sm do it?
Speaker 1: You tap it?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 3: I summon all of the infiniteonies.
Speaker 1: Out of the necklace spawns. I'm going to go chronologically
down these God, these these are this list that you
have them as well? Right? Oh you don't have it
with you right now? Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately I did because you're abroad. But I'm on a bus,
so they can all be sitting in the bus.
Speaker 1: The first person to come out, Yes, the first person
to come out is arg the cave man. He comes
down you yes, you your voice. One of the characters.
Next out is Amiko, the Carthagian merchant. We saw him.
Speaker 3: There, you guys, do it?
Speaker 1: Next out is and Crazy, the Greek philosopher. Oh yes,
am I a bus?
Speaker 3: Or am I not on a bus?
Speaker 1: And what is a bus? These are the questions. Next
out the Roman soldier.
Speaker 3: There are six hundred strong at the cave, and we
shall defend them. Oh okay.
Speaker 1: Next out is Thomas, the farmer.
Speaker 3: Maradishes this year. This is look good.
Speaker 1: Very much, A five hundred a d farmer not okay?
Then Torah to remember to the Viking warrior.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he just okay, he just yells a lot.
And I'm in a hotel right now.
Speaker 1: Then brother Anthony the Clergyman.
Speaker 3: Lord Jesus, Lord Jesus, were is this heaven?
Speaker 1: And then and the plague nurse.
Speaker 3: Hi am in the plagers?
Speaker 1: Okay? Then anton the crusading knight man, we charged to
liberate the Holy Land. And then Agnes the barmbaid I'm back,
ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, let's do this. Edmund the sailor Men,
we sailed to a new era, new Land.
Speaker 3: Columbus found it first, but he's an asshole, so we're
gonna do it.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do it right this time. Antonio the Painter.
Speaker 3: I am Antonio, I am the painter. I am painting.
Jihn O Giovanna, I'm Bruno Bruce Lati and a lovely
rule thirty four pos.
Speaker 1: It's lovely. Antoinette's the French aristocrat lady. I am Marie Antoinette.
Speaker 3: I was executed, but let them eat cake.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yes, Theodore the Revolutionary War soldier from seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 3: General Washington are commanders.
Speaker 1: General Washington disappeared.
Speaker 3: We don't know where he is. I'm taking commanded, Big
in commands.
Speaker 1: Big Tony the business tycoon.
Speaker 3: I'm back again, Big Tony. Let's do this.
Speaker 1: Little Tony the World War One soldier, and Matthia Fugg
and friend of the sharks.
Speaker 3: How are you doing their shark Back in the day,
we had some crazy times for me. It was last
week for you might have been like you've aged a
bit day.
Speaker 1: I cut my hair, Dale the World War II soldier.
All right, happen tomorrow, Yeah, Kyle the lawyer and your father.
Speaker 3: I missed my dad. I wish Tony would come back
some day. Oh by the way, oh yeah, those those
depositions are happening. All right, sure, Lisa, I'll take care
of that tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Alieny the half alien from the future from the year
three thy five hundred and finally, yeah, and finally, Antron
the robot lawyer.
Speaker 3: That time has come for the prophecy to be unleashed.
Speaker 1: Twenty Anthony twenty standing there or sitting there in your
bus above capacity now for sure in the bus all
in the bus, the filly and Daniel Green Vestoria died
and gave you a quarter of her power, all of them, Yeah,
for each And this is this is the power that
Anthony has gotten. Is he's now able to summon his
entire lineage. What would you like to do the A twenty?
There you go, the eighteen, the A team that is
now I will say they will do the same thing
as you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but some of them have funny voices, So.
Speaker 1: I will say this on your turn. Now you can
do what you want to do Times twenty, Rustache, could
you do me a favor?
Speaker 3: If you have it as a file, could you just
put pop it in the discord really quick so I
know what I'm working with here on Yes, okay, thank you? Yeah,
I have an entire sheet of We had to do
the finale while I was in Japan. Do you guys,
do you guys want to see Tokyo Bay?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yes, very great. Guys. Anyone who's in Japan watching you
now know where he is. Go go go, don't.
Speaker 1: Go, he's in I'm in cheap Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do we really think we could do this in one session?
It's gonna be like a fucking eight hour session.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, we're about even hurt godpower.
Speaker 3: We're about to kill this guy not even heard. We're
about to kill this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not on this turn, because you used to turn
to someone with anthonys. But yeah, ye on your next
turn you will have twenty anthonys play with. Whatever that
means for you, you can decide. I trusted you.
Speaker 3: I thank you rustage, and I love you, thank you.
Speaker 1: It is, it is all of the Yeah, nobody else
is coming through the portals at the moment because Vestoria.
Speaker 3: Died, not so Politum deleted.
Speaker 7: Oh you didn't see that, but Politum delete all the
GM layer talking to Johan ready.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, thats oh that makes sense, that makes sense,
and broken Wing had snow it with me. But the
armies are still up, so the armies will fire upon unpretended. Yeah.
They both only have three platoons each, which is a
total of three attacks because of one of hits out
of those fe patoons. So that's not that much damage.
Now only fifteen The armies are still coming. Little Feather,
though Little Feather might.
Speaker 4: Do she can do fifteen damage.
Speaker 1: She could do more than fifteen damage. She loads up
her short bow and she miss never mind Corey though
Corey is on this tone. Yeah, Corey is still there.
Corey goes, no, I couldn't project you. Okay, now you're
dead meat Fists of Vestoria with advantage because the story
is dead. One of them critically eighteen damage and co Corey,
it is your turn. Now you have been given the
one of the powers of your god right and you
have this power within you now to create goons got helm.
Speaker 3: Oh, just all the goons all like like in the image.
Speaker 1: Of the Luciano Mafia family.
Speaker 3: Where they come out of.
Speaker 1: Love. I would put your necklace, but yeah, no, they
can come out your necklace and then they would appear
as like similar to Frank the fighter head a Chinese
goons that he created. You can you can goon spawn.
Speaker 7: How many wants the goons just starts gooning.
Speaker 1: I would make you roll a D four for the
amount of goons you make it any given time bonus
actually to creat goons and you make a defour amount
of goons.
Speaker 3: How big are these goons?
Speaker 1: Like human size? Yeah, full sized human goons coming out
of me? Yeah they comeoo. How do your necklace? Oh?
Speaker 3: Out of my necklace?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll start with the goons.
Speaker 1: One goon. Who's it going to be? Choose a mafia
mood because you're bolding them in the image of your
old mafia gang. So you gotta give me a name.
Speaker 3: Now ooh, this is uh Steve the sticker and he
always used two ice picks. He's got one in each hand.
Speaker 1: Yea, Steve the Sticker comes out.
Speaker 3: Striped suit.
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm miss Steve the Sticker, and I'm in a
stick of a real bad one in you like a goblin.
Speaker 3: He's an Italian gigster.
Speaker 1: That's what Italians sound like. That's what its sound like.
I have the goon sheet, so they're gotta use goon
sheet stuff. Mm hmmm sheet.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that one before.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so goon sheet is ready. He will he
will attack after you. You just acted your turn, independently
acting the turn. You've got a goon.
Speaker 3: I got a goons on the bus.
Speaker 1: Goon is on the bus, so the bus is full
of Yeah.
Speaker 3: I could make this decision. He's also very moisty.
Speaker 12: I'm so moist. I was I was God, my boy,
he's so mois Oh I'm damp. Do you want me
to throw my ice a pigs at the big man.
Speaker 1: I will do it. Yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 3: Cool. Then I'm going to uh to shoot out the
window again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do your shots. One of the hits, go ahead,
do the damage. Yeah and damage.
Speaker 3: That's a good hit.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good hit. And the goon is gonna
throw an ice pick and he hits eleven damage hes you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I Bactually that makes sense. They're big.
Speaker 1: The ice flies there, it hits into it. Okay, Cody, Yeah,
you have the ability now as it you hear Drew's
voice in your head because you now have a piece
of him inside, like the power son. Have you been
working out? Nose day right? Your day? Eye will day?
You know those things that you summon the one that
die this battle? No, no, I don't always always go
oh let's when I was a druid, I could. Yeah,
turning into an aph is cool. Curning into a lion
is cool. But you know what's cooler turning into a
hybrid of these animals and element whatever you want. You
can mix your elemental form with an animal form, you
can mix two animal forms together. Oh yeah, whatever you do,
it will be decided how that works once you do it.
But feel the power inside you now, Cody, this is
the power that you were supposed to.
Speaker 11: It.
Speaker 1: It is much better in your hands than it is
in mine. Look after my grandchildren. What did you name him?
Speaker 7: By the way, I named him after you, Dad, Little
Jody Jr.
Speaker 1: Thank you, son, You're the greatest son I've ever had. Mom.
Palladium got him Polladium? God, did you Internet go out?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Ah, that's hilarious. Did your plant or something? Or is
it just like it just does that sometimes at one
a m. Palladium got you canonically, Palladium. But I I'm
gonna shut off one of your internets with what my powers.
And he was he doesn't know what a phone is,
he was, he doesn't know what data is. Check me out,
Drews like myself.
Speaker 13: I'm going to transform into what I'm going to transform
into a giant app as like the main form, Yeah,
but I'm going to have the natural armor of a
of a tortoise, yeah, and.
Speaker 4: A scorpion tail.
Speaker 1: And also both of my hands are going to be
giant snakes.
Speaker 7: The giant scorpion it's multi attack is one with each
hand and then one with its.
Speaker 1: Tail, which is kind of what I was trying to
do when I SCOPI yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll let
you snick.
Speaker 7: Snick scorpion, so snack snake scorpion tails what I'm gonna
try and.
Speaker 1: Do Snake snake you quit with one of the snakes
that the concert's not going to work because he's too big,
but the damage is going to go through, and my god,
is a big damage. You essentially become the character Drew
for this fight. Is what's happened?
Speaker 3: What that's so cool?
Speaker 1: Sixty one points of damage straight into palladium and then
my scorpion tail. Watch he comes to scorpions contract that
also hits fifteen. There's a les oppressive O huge, but
he's going to do a class save.
Speaker 7: Now this card's gone off, but I can still see
your all twenty.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing the role con save. He doesn't get poisoned,
but you, your snakes are coming out, your tails come out.
You're going crazy on him. I assume you out of
the bus though when he transformed, you're like, let out
of the bush. Left I left out of the bus
earlier because on the ground. Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right,
yeah yeah, concentrating on that it's up there for later,
up there for later. Norman left with them.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at my ds and I'm looking at my necklace.
I'm like, if the story is gonna give me something.
Speaker 1: The power comes through get you, Norman. You know how
historical always restore your spell slots. How does it feel
to have unlimited spell slots?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: So all those extra seventh level spells you picked up
when you were leveling up, you can use them a plenty.
You can use them a plenty as the power courses
through you. You also learn the the You also learn
the spell summon Snake Wife. You don't do that, that's ggonic.
Speaker 2: Summon is a fifth level spell.
Speaker 1: I guess you can't just do that. But because you
have on limits of spell slots, all of your spells
that you cast, you can up level to level seven. Right,
So if you you could do fireball at level seven,
all of your spells are level seven spells. Now.
Speaker 5: I was actually just about to do Fireball like level six,
so I might as well do it at level seven.
Speaker 1: What damage is that?
Speaker 5: Or should I dragonic transformation now that I could do
it again? Uh yeah, hmmm mmmmmm, I'm a fire What
level seven go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely could do that without hitting anybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hell no.
Speaker 1: I'm kiddy snows at my house.
Speaker 2: She's a dexterirty saving throw those.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah, Palladium, we'll do that.
Speaker 2: Pladium. It's in eighty six, but then plus.
Speaker 1: One two twelty six thirty six. That's a low roll
for your for your crazy fireble. It's not a great one,
and it does get hard. He did succeed, but the
fireble you fling it forwards and it explodes on Palladium.
He takes half of thirty seven, which Schwabedi is going
to tell me is nineteen nineteen nineteen was a big
explosion of fire burst out from movies like no, what
is happening? I thought this would be easier after a
killed Restoria. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Iron?
Speaker 1: Palladium? The god of two words? And you're going to
do anything else?
Speaker 5: Do one?
Speaker 2: I was flying, I'm assuming fireball whatever?
Speaker 5: Moving from flying conversation in which case? Can I try
to fly onto the top of a building.
Speaker 1: Sixty feet away? You land on somebody to do that?
Speaker 2: And I got up a building over here?
Speaker 1: Yeah boom, okay, palladium turn he's got targets. Now he's
got scorpion snake man, and he could knock you out here,
and he's got the bus. What is what is my?
What is my? Like? Do I get extra health from
being you have whatever? You don't get extra health?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Oh you get sorry, you do get your transformation health.
So you get the combination health of whatever the stake
and the scorpion is. Oh, you get a combination help
of two. Say so whatever that is?
Speaker 7: Can I just go for whatever the eyestones are because
I think turtle is going to be up fair seventy.
Speaker 1: So turtle plus uh snake.
Speaker 7: The snake is ninety Oh my god, the Giantkarl snake
is ninety eighth.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've got a hundred and sixty you've got
one hundred and sixty five l you know what, there
were so many people around him. He's gonna destructive wave.
That makes sense. Okay, this is not gonna be good
for the Anthony brigade.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: It's gonna thin some of them out. I think, what okay, okay, okay,
but let's hit the So what is the destructive wave?
His one's really good. It is twenty six mm hmmm
and he'd ever want to make a dexterity saving throw.
So that's you, Cody, that's the Armies. The the Armies,
even with half that damage, that's gonna wipe the Armies out.
The remaining Army. So the Armies get wiped out by
this destructive wave. Smoke m even Steve, even Steve, you've
even Steve, I am Steve. As you can you give
me twenty dexterity saving for us? Okay? Actually, yeah, yeah,
I don't know. You could do it on a base
on a percentage.
Speaker 7: Yeah, roll yeah, twenty D twenties, roll twenty T twenties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's fucking do It's technically roll two. You've already
rolled two already, so yeah, right, and then I'll do
the the corries and the everyone else.
Speaker 3: Okay, So one to that.
Speaker 1: A lot of there are six, seven, eight eleven.
Speaker 4: That's twenty.
Speaker 3: I don't think I got anything lower than its seven.
Speaker 1: Everything over twenty succeed. So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight eight of your anthony's your anthonys. I'm just gonna say,
aren't gonna take any damage. Make it's easier, okay, And
then the remaining rest of of them is going to
take the eighty damage and all of their hps are
eighty nine. So now half or whatever. The remaining amount
of anthonies now have.
Speaker 3: Eight h now rustage, now rustage. They all have the
same stats as me, right exactly? Yeah, how many just
took damage?
Speaker 7: Just now?
Speaker 1: How many just took how muche one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, well okay, so twelve reactions, twelve hellish rebukes.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, oh my god. As soon as you
said how many took damage? I was like, oh my god,
so sorry, I don't want to know. I don't want
to know. If you then they technically all took damage.
Some of them took half damage, so you could do
twenty hellish reviews.
Speaker 3: So twenty hellas rebukes.
Speaker 1: Is it when you're hit by a damage or on
an attack, it's very important. I think it's damage. I
think we had this conversation before when you, yeah, damage,
you damage.
Speaker 3: Damage by a creature within sixty feet of you.
Speaker 1: That you can Yeah, that is twenty hellish rebukes. Sorry,
Corey failed, so he takes half down, he takes the
full damage, but he's still up because he's got quite
a lot of HP and then Cody, did you fail?
You take half a damage. So this is really important though,
before you do the Heller's rebukes, smog Ju Lag is
going to take one death fail because he's unconscious on
talking of Oh okay, sir, Button and Smug are going
to have to do theirs as well. Smug is out actually,
but he dies outright if he doesn't succeed the saving.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, month, Smug, I believe in you
can anyone.
Speaker 1: The DC is twenty. Oh that Smug for the second
time is destroyed by an AOI spell and he goes.
You know what, when I died before and I came back,
I was lucky to be alive. I've been living on
borrowed time this whole time, every day that I've been
able to be alive since that day, I'm blessed. It's
just my time to go. And he mogs, he smugs,
and then he dies. Oh not smug mh right, you're
too far away, You're too far away. He may have
been my enemy once, but he grew to be a
close friend of mine. Somebody needs to help you, like
Hell's rebukes.
Speaker 3: Okay, now here's the thing I can actually upcast this,
so all twenty of them are going to be casting
it at third level, so that is four d tens
per rebuke. Now I have a thing here, So what
I'm gonna do because he has to make a deck
say for each of these? All right? I just okay,
will you?
Speaker 1: So? Will you commit me? It should be to one
deck safe? No?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: I will you need to do one deck save with disadvantage.
Speaker 3: No rust. This is how this works. Okay. I have
a button that just does the damage, so you roll.
If he saves, what'll does have to add him?
Speaker 1: All up? All right? Okay, isn't it half done? Yeah?
So I'm gonna have to tap them. I'm gonna have
to decide which one's half and which ones don't get half. Okay,
I'm gonna do twenty deck, says right now? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty,
forty fifty, sixty, eighteen, ninety twenty.
Speaker 3: Okay, Krip failed one of those, all right, so well
you can go through those.
Speaker 1: Now he succeeded most of what is what is the
spell save DC fourteen? Your sign is that seventeeneen?
Speaker 3: Probably? So yeah, that says fourteen, but my spell safety
DC is seventeen one.
Speaker 1: Now the only filmed three of them. Three he failed
three of these first three. One is going to take four,
So do the first three.
Speaker 3: Here we go one that's thirty five two, twenty six fire.
Speaker 1: This is insane, and fourteen.
Speaker 3: I did not want such.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I never considered twenty headus rebukes at
the same time.
Speaker 3: If he survives this, but twenty third level hellis rebukes.
Speaker 1: Now now you do? Now we fight? No? No, can
you just have Okay, it's forty the damages.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just slow and we could go.
Speaker 1: You could do a big role. You could do a
big role. Okay, you just need to roll seventy two
D ten. It would it would be seventeen I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,
seventeen times four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what am I?
Speaker 1: Roll sixty eight D ten sixty eight D tense please
and that we'll get the eight D tense sixty eighty
three hundred and sixty four. Oh my god, Okay, that's
one hundred. He's still one hundred and eight. He's still alive.
That was just one hundred and age two.
Speaker 3: That was just my anthony reactions, though.
Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty two. Right, Anthony gets a ticket done? No, yes, sorry,
I played him as two attacks. He's only used one, right, sorry.
And half of those guys, most of them actually, twelve
of those twenty are on eight h P.
Speaker 3: Yeah they are. Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: He's going to do destructive wave again and we're wiping
out the bloodline.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fair. I did do twenty hell.
Speaker 1: Six sixty six damage. Okay, not that much, not that much.
But the twelve die. They cannot save that. They die,
and they go back to where they came from. As
they die, sucks back into your necklace. The remaining eight,
who are who took half of the damage? Fuck? How much? Okay,
they're all on they're on eighty nine and they took
half of the damage before. I didn't even calculate what
that was, which a round.
Speaker 3: Up to ninety just to make it easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're all on fifty eighth P remaining, so
they will survive if they succeed.
Speaker 3: You've got eight, including myself, shuning yourself.
Speaker 1: That is important. You're the first one. Yeah, you've got
eight deck savis to make here all right?
Speaker 3: Oh hey, dek saves all right, that's roll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me important important deck saves you are a
live anthem, and then that's what. That's good. That's good.
So one two, yeah, one two, three of them remain, you,
Agnes and Antonio remain or big Tony. You get to choose. Okay,
I'll do big Tony. Agnes and Big Tony remain. The
rest of them die and gets sucked back into the necklace. Okay,
but the whole you know, that hell is rebuke where
you had people a man from the cave era going
up the generations, all with their hands out doing Heller's
rebuke at the same time a massive fiery attack on Palladium.
Is this incredible scene. And then they all get blasted
away and they all and I will say this, as
they get blasted, Anthony, they all say something to you
on the way out to give you good luck. Okay,
what do they say? You tell me? Ag turns to
you and says, oh, oh.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you'll have to see you and says, all right,
star god me man, I'm a co test to you,
and says.
Speaker 3: I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: And he flips the corn and he leaves and creates
toes to you and says, it's like charge and defeats him. Plunge.
This creates is the philosopher. This is your test, okay,
and createst this is this.
Speaker 3: Really is like a fucking test. It's just like, oh, no,
understand that this is we are not all real, we
are not here. I am a solemn sist.
Speaker 1: This all then you've done. You've done on Tonius. No, Thomas.
Speaker 3: Are the farmer. Yeah, make sure to just weed him
out talk.
Speaker 1: I love these one lighters. It's just like, can you
think of twenty one lighters? The rage of four? He's
sorry of you, this man, Brother Anthony.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, may the guiding light of Saint Francis
of a CC deliver you on to this day.
Speaker 1: Anton and I don't know. I Francis was born two
hundred years off to Brother Anthony. By the way, An.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell is going on. I'm
just a nurse, so I hope you don't die. I'm
thinking this is just a dream right now.
Speaker 1: We could have adventured with Anne. She seems really normal.
Speaker 3: I would have played Anne completely straight like it's been like.
Speaker 1: What's up? There's a lot of guest Edward Edward Edward Edmund, uh,
good luck Antonio.
Speaker 3: Antonio, he kisses me. It's awesome. What's going Antoinette, Well,
I hope you cut off his head?
Speaker 1: Okay and Thedo thumbs up. Okay, Big Tony is still here.
Little Tony from World War One turns of will. Helman says,
fucking go into war again. Man, go into war. Dayne
go into war Man. Kyle, your father and old Toney's.
Speaker 3: Son, Anthony, I love you, I always will love you.
Make sure fucking destroy that thing that killed our our family,
that killed your grandfather and my dad.
Speaker 1: But you figure that out. Alieny. Wow, that barely came through.
And finally okay, I'm trying to try that again. Yeah,
it just doesn't come through because I don't think it
recognized it as a voice. Antron just to kill him,
ok okay, Antroon.
Speaker 3: I I exist because of you, please. I wish to
exist in the future. I have learned to be. I
learned to have a soul.
Speaker 1: Okay. Wow. Wow, Oh gosh, I think buttons now also
unconscious because that's two hellish rebukes that half half would
have would have knocked him out. But he's not dead.
He's fine. Corey is still up. And what happens to you, like,
do you like? Takes another desk, So he's on two.
So if he rolls bad, now he will die. And
that is coming up? Okay is it is it now
my turn? It is now your turn? Okay? So after
everything that happened, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm on the bus. I look at uh Agnes, and
I look at everybody. I was like, okay, anybody have
it ideas? And Agnes is like, ah, I have an idea,
and then okay, bus flies over palladium. We enlarge it
three times, we sizes of the bus three times, and
I did the statistics here. An average London bus weighs
approximately twenty six thousand pounds or twelve thousand kilos twelve
thousand kilograms. If that is doubled three times, then I
am about two hundred and eleven thousand pounds or ninety
six thousand.
Speaker 1: Great concentration of fly when you do this right, So
it's good. Absolutely, William, you're sitting this bus by the way,
which means you cast a large two No, No, he's
just Willimus Willhelm. I do need you to do the
two deck saves. I you didn't do them, but I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you did one. The second one is one?
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, wait wait wait in large ups the
weight by eight times, not doubling.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, eight times eight times eight.
Speaker 3: So okay, hold on, hold on. A typical London bus
weighs twelve thousand kilograms. It could vary depending on the
model if you want to change that, but that's yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. You're gonna do a lot of damage.
Are you gonna do a bus?
Speaker 7: This bus weighs six point one million kilograms?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: How much is that? In freedom?
Speaker 1: How much is six million kilograms?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't have a way to rationalize that way.
Speaker 1: We'll have about taking one hundred and forty six damage.
By the way, you're still up because you have one
hundred and eighty seven hit points.
Speaker 3: But in pounds and us okay, hold a second, it
is okay, six point one million kilograms?
Speaker 1: Is how much is that?
Speaker 3: I'm just getting a statistic.
Speaker 1: How do I can put number?
Speaker 3: I weigh six thousand, seven hundred and twenty four.
Speaker 1: Tons, six thousand, six thousand.
Speaker 3: Million one to eight twenty pounds. Yeah, six thousand, seven twenty.
Speaker 1: Four tons d DMG has stuff for.
Speaker 3: This roughly the weight of Mark's mom.
Speaker 1: Marx's mom says, remarkably in shape.
Speaker 7: I got, I got, I got a crazy straight there.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, holy no, thirteen point five basically million pounds of
bus is going to be crushed.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, sorry, sorry. You can't stack spells. It's not
how spells working. DD. Hold up. You can't stack spells
because the the spell is an effect. So what happens
when you cast in large on an object? It becomes
in large, It becomes the effect in large. When you
cast that spell again, it's just giving it the same
properties that it got from becoming in large in the
first place. It's just under the same spell effect.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: You can't cast more than multiple copies of haste. You
can't cast multiple copies of enlarge.
Speaker 3: I will say he hast twenty copies of Hellish rebuke
though that was that was.
Speaker 1: You can cast twenty copies of it. I will say
I will just because listen, listen, it's still cool. I
will say you can still enlarge it eight times. The
size of a bus is still very much a lot
of damage. But it's how many pounds.
Speaker 3: I'm still dropping two hundred thousand pounds.
Speaker 1: You still pounds.
Speaker 3: I'll take the two hundred thousand pounds. Yeah, but that's fine.
That frees up to other guys to do other things,
so that's fine too.
Speaker 1: You still might kill him with that. You still might
kill with that because I'm still gonna be a lot
of damage.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, no problem, I'll just okay, I'll cast
in large, crusher and concentration agnes cast in large again.
Does the damage ends concentration You would need.
Speaker 1: Somebody to custom to fly to bring it up again.
But yes, yes, you will be able to do this.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, it's just a weight.
Speaker 1: It's not a drop. It's just a weight, a weight.
Speaker 3: I'm not dropping them. It's just imagine if you put
like a big heavy weight on me and then took
it off and then put it back on, and took
it off and then put.
Speaker 1: It back on. I guess, I guess you can do that.
That's within the rules. You can do that. So yes,
so it would be it would be the damage you
do three times that amount as opposed to a billion
million damage.
Speaker 3: That's fine, So two hundred thousand, so it would be
like eight six hundred thousand pounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so two hundred thousand pounds.
Speaker 3: First you need to calculate how much damage getting crushed
by a two hundred thousand pound bus is going to
do to them, and the first one is gonna be
from the air.
Speaker 1: So yeah, uh huh, okay, I'm gonna use a chance.
I found online arbitrarily right where this person is for
a hunt. Every every fifty pounds, he's done a D
six of damage. Oh but then you double it, but
base basically a.
Speaker 3: Weight, Yeah right, it's not Yeah, I get you what
you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, so so so, so what was it?
Two hundred thousand pounds?
Speaker 3: Give us two hundred thousand poud let's say tw hundred
thousand pound is even just to make it easy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So two hundred thousand divided by one hundred and
two thousand, so we do that's a that's okay, So
give me too, yep, fuck give me two thousand D sixes. Okay,
fuck it. This is just the damage is gonna do.
It's gonna do two thousand D.
Speaker 3: Sixes three thousand, five hundred and forty fine, is just
just this is just what's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. This is just what's gonna do it outisode.
I mean, you just here into a colossal size and
you're crossing you with a giant bus.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's gonna crush with a bus.
Speaker 1: You're gonna crossing with a giant bush. Exam mute, fuck it.
I guess so, I guess.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: I think any any variation would make sense. Even if
it was two hundred six, I think that'd still be enough. Yeah, Rustage,
it's how much h P did this guy have? He
currently has about two hundred left? So okay, I got
three thousand damage? Yeah, could he give me two hundred
d six just to see what that would have done? Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I was, I was, I was just like so hungry,
I started down a rap I come back. I think
three thousand damage isn't palladium. Isn't palladium gigantic though, Like,
how is this big bus?
Speaker 3: Because two thousands.
Speaker 1: Rock tens as fuck, it's dense as fuckize the size doubles,
the weight octouples. Yeah, and it doesn't matter if one
of them would have done enough damage because he's doing
it three times so crazy, So whatever it would have been,
even if I ruled it like twenty d six. I
still think that probably would have ended up being enough.
As this impossibly large weight is crushed into palladium's heads
over and over and over and over again. As that
and he goes.
Speaker 3: I ever seen him? Have you ever seen a final
basket crushed.
Speaker 1: By a bus destroyed by London Public Transportation, the worst
transport from TfL my worst standards. As I mean, he
was long enough already, Oh my god, as he continued
to pomel him, bus over bus coming down endlessly, endlessly.
Speaker 3: This attacked, He attacked the city of London. The city
of London fucking fights back with the public transportation.
Speaker 5: Nineteen million knives stabbed into him.
Speaker 3: And American I'm having a really hard time imagine public transportation.
Speaker 1: It's h.
Speaker 3: And he.
Speaker 1: Crushed.
Speaker 3: Sorry for stealing the kill, guys.
Speaker 7: You can have it if it's if it lives bus meteorite.
Speaker 1: His bus meets your tries prediction, his premonition of a
new glanding truth.
Speaker 3: This is what the form of bus thermo nuclear bus rustage.
I've way back at the beginning of the session, like
three and a half hours ago. You will let me
find that bush, love you for it.
Speaker 1: The bus driver walks up and sees his bus and
he wipes the tears. He says, you've don't be proud,
you don't be proud, crushing into the alba, flastening him
like a coke can as he collapses down, down, down,
into a puddle of blood and armor and radiant magic.
Speaker 3: My god, he thought of two girls on plastic.
Speaker 1: He thought of and Cardio West. It is the most end.
Speaker 3: I wish truck was here to see this right now breaks,
I know, you know what's kind of The shark was
still on that bus and just died right It was like, guys,
held the shark close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give you a second, give me a second. Snow
Padium's dead. You could go sorry, they're heading out to you. Guys. Now, okay,
you see broken wing and and snow arrive and they go, wow,
what happened here? As the I guess I can drop
my transformation now.
Speaker 7: I was like buss, huh bus, I like run over
an embrasla.
Speaker 1: Little feather hugs you tight, Oh Cody, oh Cody. It's like,
but the historia, vistoria is dead.
Speaker 2: I still tell me in London you need the power.
Speaker 1: You still feel vestoria within you. No, I don't think
she's quite dead, is it?
Speaker 7: Can I like, m h, I don't know. I'm just
pering off instinct here. I like, I want to draw
on the power of a story. I want to I
want to try and pull that power. I want to
like channel it in somewhere.
Speaker 1: You you channel this power, but you already have a
quarter of her power. Yeah, guys, guys, I need I need,
I need the rest of the story's power.
Speaker 3: Oh, sure you could have it. We did what we
needed to do.
Speaker 1: I think both Agnes and Big Tony are going to
give you a tobs off and go back in.
Speaker 3: Hey, just give me a thumbs up as they disappear
into the necklace. Yeah, you might have just nooped London though.
Speaker 1: With that normal you also feel the power. Are you
also giving your power with Cody? Yes, Willhelm, I see
saw the smoke on his face. And a fountain appears
in the center of London.
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful.
Speaker 1: Is it? And it looks identical to the one Investoria
and it is active.
Speaker 4: My gosh, okay, and.
Speaker 1: You can go see that fountain now, palace beautiful and
you walk up to it and snow goes, well, that
must be my way home, and she just jumps in
and she disappears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, god damns.
Speaker 1: Now I guess I guess we should head back. Mhm
ye for the moment, I would be the way back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is on our final farewell okay, okay,
got to take care of because I shot it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's also do you like is unconscious?
Speaker 3: By the way, guys, Juli told me he really wants
to he likes this place.
Speaker 7: I am going to I'm going to cast mys healing
word for the benefit of so button and you.
Speaker 3: Like cans with me?
Speaker 1: I do you want to drive the bus into the fountain?
Speaker 2: Everybody all aboard?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Do you like? You like gets up? Sorry? Do you
like gets up? It's the battle of one it seems
so we did it. So Bottom goes, I'm so glad
you're okay. You fought honorably you like I said, I'm
be sure you did too. Ripper goes. Hey, guys, I
gotta get back to my office. It's too much for me.
I've seen ship. I saw crazy stuff. When you don't
when you don't exist, I was created by a man.
I was created by some weird British freak. You guys
don't understand you, guys, don't understand what I've seen.
Speaker 12: You don't understand I'm just a shits of paper.
Speaker 1: Let's calm it down. Okay, you sound a bit crazy
right now.
Speaker 7: All right, just get on the bus.
Speaker 3: Ripper, just get on the bus.
Speaker 2: These aren't my words. Is crazy down?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He gets on, haunted, look at his eyes, goes
over to the remnants of where the story is. It
puts her knee down. I'm sorry, I forgot you. What
are the remnants of astoria? Nothing, he's just where she died. Oh,
she didn't leave anything behind No, no, no, she left
it behind it.
Speaker 3: We could make it like a little sacred spot. We
could draw on it with like chalk or something.
Speaker 1: To be honest, the story is now the fountain. To
be honest, that's where she where she died, is where
the fountain sprung forth. Corey kneels by the fountain. I'm sorry.
I forgot you for so many years and I wasn't
there to help bring you back. You created my heart.
H Thank you, thank you. He stands up. Guys, thank you.
You hold a piece of her, so I would protect
you for as long as I live. Appreciate that man,
and we can play.
Speaker 7: You've done everything you need to. Yeah, we can just
we can play min golf.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I'm not in the card game. Oh I
should have been in the CUTA I did. I just
I just didn't make the cut, all right, buddy, all right?
Speaker 2: Those don't sound like they're your words, Cory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they sound like somebody else.
Speaker 1: Mh Probably Vestoria still speaking through me somehow, something like that.
Speaker 4: Oh right, is everyone on the bus?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Bus?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, next stop? Worried?
Speaker 1: What about what about Smugs is corpse?
Speaker 3: We'll say it with us, Yeah, bring it with me
if we can maybe be revived or give him a
proper burial at the very least.
Speaker 1: Mhmm. I do you want?
Speaker 7: I could revive is the thing, because he died very
recently and I have vivify.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man, he kind of seems okay with it. He was
he was blasted, so he is mostly in pieces.
Speaker 3: And doesn't it say I might be thinking of another
resurrection spell? But doesn't it say and revivify if their
soul is willing to return or is that like resurrection
or something?
Speaker 1: I think that might be his soul's willing to return, Like.
Speaker 4: If they're not missing body pots.
Speaker 1: So he's definitely missing body pots. He was blasted.
Speaker 3: Let's not even try or smug.
Speaker 1: Or a smug'll he'll get a burial, he'll get a funeral.
You both back into the fountain and the Boss appears
in the capital of Vestoria and a crowd of people
watching the whole guard. You know, everyone who died is
gone with a whole God army. A bunch of the
Royal Knights have gone. King Brute is dead, you know,
rest in peace to a real one. And you guys
come out and everybody cheers seeing you survive with the
fountains still activated in the background. Well snow immediately just
she had already got in and she's just she's she's
like kissing the ground home. Yeah, everybody, the.
Speaker 2: Bus goes through where it's all appeared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're now your bus has come through, and you're
back in Vestoria and you're there now.
Speaker 2: It's good to be back. That London place was terrible.
Speaker 1: And everybody's there. Bone slow Hatchiko, Katia, Jesus Christ Pomo,
black Beard, black beards no longer mentally inept. He got
his wits back.
Speaker 3: Three of his intelligence back.
Speaker 1: Balloon man Juna King kronkle zerna general Silas save and
everybody hates him, you know, for good reason. Friends with
love yog they're all there standing you guys.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, what a win. That was crazy? That bus.
Speaker 3: That bus, Yeah, never underestimate the back. Can you imagine
if we just had a bus earlier than this, my god.
Speaker 2: Less for four episodes?
Speaker 1: I mean, ye, do or do we know how to
get back to Earth now?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 1: Will we just be able to use this innately? Have
the power inside of yourself to be able to access
we are and go back? Yeah? You ess actually have
the power of the Storian now within you. You would
be able to travel back and it won't telepot.
Speaker 7: It is just to London.
Speaker 1: It won't tell about you. Just to London. But London,
London is the only way you can get back to Vestoria.
Oh I see.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 7: Okay, Well I hope just like not anyone can get
in now.
Speaker 1: Comes through. I heard the rat people, yeah, sony people
touched by the Historia And you know, did you guys
in the Thestorian nights?
Speaker 3: I mean, this place has a c and where I'm
from doesn't. So I think I'm gonna stay this.
Speaker 1: Place doesn't have unless you're going to London.
Speaker 3: No, no, like there's magical air.
Speaker 1: You have so much quiet. Now I don't know what happened.
Oh really yeah maybe Okay is that better? Yes? Better?
So we just went live.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I was trying to show a picture of a bus.
There we go.
Speaker 8: You could have just.
Speaker 1: Said it's it's not gonna show up the stream because
i'd have to.
Speaker 3: You're fine, there was a bus.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, I love you. Checking.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're welcome. Jesus Christ is here and he goes,
you did it her. He walks up to Wilhelm. Hey man, God,
bless you.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 3: Uh? I actually I should stay here right like I
have superpowers here and back there they like have They
haven't sought syphilis yet, so I feel like I should
probably stay here.
Speaker 1: Don't you have a daughter?
Speaker 3: I mean she called, She seems old, sounds like she
had a great life. So you know, if I internet,
if my game back now.
Speaker 1: It's your choice, but just know that your actions will
have consequences, man, and there are other people out there
that rely on you and that love you despite your flaws.
I'm heading back to my people because I've got a
religion to start and the Word of God to spread.
Speaker 3: Okay, I gotta tell you something real quick.
Speaker 1: Jesus. Yeah, what's up man?
Speaker 3: I was like, literally in the middle of stabbing a
guy when I was he's a guide here, like the
blade was. I like, I don't want to, you know
what I mean. It's like like if I go back.
Speaker 1: Now, hey, man, but you've changed. You can take the
lessons that you've learned whilst you're here, man, and apply
them and become a better person. I know it's going
to be hard, but it's your choice to make. You
can stay here as much as you want. You can
go home, but I'm back.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to hell if I go I
stay here, And that's kind of rude.
Speaker 1: Who's to say. Oh anyway, I'm going off to go
get crucified now so I can forgive you for your sins.
Speaker 3: Oh well, wait to one up, be asshole. I have
a son here, Finn, so God take care of my boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Hey, you make your choice.
Speaker 3: Hang tight, I'm going to go back and take care
of my daughter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang tight, Broceth, I'm out radical like and Jesus Christ,
he leaves. I think that's the first thing that Jesus said. Code.
He was like, oh, dude, yeah, I think. All right,
I guess Willhelm, Well, I guess we'll start with you then,
because we just had the conversation with you. What are
you going to do? Are you going to stay?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you going home?
Speaker 3: I turned to Norman. You said there's like a World
War two in my future? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the damn it?
Speaker 3: Jesus, all right, who can I kill that would stop
that from happening?
Speaker 2: Hitler?
Speaker 3: What's his full name? Adolf Hitler? All right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna kill that guy. Then I'm gonna take care
of my daughter. What this all right?
Speaker 2: You're a good person.
Speaker 3: You're trying to be a good person. I hope people
will remember me for killing that guy. Once you say
his name was what did you say? His name was?
Speaker 2: Tody West?
Speaker 1: And then he leaves? Figure it out?
Speaker 3: Fine, all right, I'm gonna kill Wait where is he
is he? I assume with the name like that, he's
in Germany.
Speaker 1: He's just he's just laid down in in Onion Town.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Never mind, so.
Speaker 2: Good luck, my friend.
Speaker 3: All Right, I go back to kill Hitler.
Speaker 1: You try.
Speaker 2: We'll see he never killed himself. That you'll agree.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you just do it way too late, Norman.
You were in the bunger at the end.
Speaker 3: That's like, yeah, like the late twenties, early thirties, we
were probably could yeah, cut.
Speaker 1: To you later, don't worry. So you got to step
through the portal. Then, do you want anything you want
to say to the group before you leave or to
anyone in particular Willhelm.
Speaker 3: Guys, my real name is Donald by.
Speaker 1: Norman. That's the last twist, Norman, are you staying i'n't.
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about this during that entire crazy three
hour fight. I don't know what I want to do.
I know if I go back, I can handle my parents.
I'll leave my room. I know that I could take
on the world and I can make friends the way
I made in this world. But in this world I
could also fireball and do all those things as well.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I think, yeah, go ahead continue.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 5: Uh uh, it's a tough decision. There's so much unfinished
bit since I have in the old world. But the
things that you could do, the amount of people I
could help here with these powers, what it could be
like to be a level twenty wizard eventually, and I
slowly transform into a different version of myself. I'm gonna
drag dragonic transformation.
Speaker 1: Mhmm. Okay, and I just used.
Speaker 5: To see my like abs with scales. I think I
think I found my home, my new home.
Speaker 1: Here, Okay, Cody, Ah, Cody has to kind of choose both.
Speaker 7: So you know, I have too much in the real
world that I need to take care of. I mean,
I have family, I have friends, I have responsibilities, but
I need to be here for a little feather for
my kid.
Speaker 4: You know, I need to be in his life more
than my father was cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go for a bit, but
I'll be back for a long time.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go for forty years?
Speaker 4: No, for a little bit, I said, But.
Speaker 1: The portal on the way back is only in twenty
twenty five London. If you go, you I can't come
back for forty years.
Speaker 3: So I'm just, oh, wow, all this stuff that we
can't time travel, There has to be a way.
Speaker 5: Oh no, wait, dude, did you say twenty twenty five London?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, don't come back.
Speaker 2: He was. He left it like twenty twenty one, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eventually come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when he come back.
Speaker 3: With the hows I don't know, Cody, come back with
me and who's to say? Hell Fountain will still be
there when in my timeline.
Speaker 1: But if I go back with you, all my family's
going to be dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you'll be able to come back here immediately.
It's pick or choose. You only got one option, a
little feather.
Speaker 1: You could you can take Joe d with you. No,
he's a freak, they'll kill him. No, he's special. He
can fight crime. I I just don't.
Speaker 7: I like, put my hand on his shoulder. You don't
want my son to fight. I want my son to
go camping. I want him to learn how to forage
for barries. I wanted to learn to play football.
Speaker 1: Can he do that here?
Speaker 4: He can do that here? You know what? I'm staying here?
Speaker 1: Oh Cody, she's crying. Obviously she wants you to stay,
but she feels guilty about it as well as she
just holds you in an embrace.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm staying here.
Speaker 1: Anthony.
Speaker 3: Well, I know you all have made the right decisions
for yourselves, but I think I need to go back
to the world I was from be with my wife.
We were thinking about moving though, So I think I'm
gonna move to London and I will be the bust
between these two worlds. Someone needs to watch up over
the fountain and make sure it's okay. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So are you gonna step through the fountain? Are
you gonna say anything to anyone? Anthony?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean everybody's everybody's staying except me.
Speaker 1: Well, wait, is Sharotte? Do you want to say anything
to anywhere?
Speaker 5: I thought he was about to go through, and then
I thought we were going to jump or not from
the same time.
Speaker 3: First of all, my name is Donald. I don't know you.
Speaker 5: Yeah before what you said like your name was Donald,
will like at least the boys will say bye, like.
Speaker 3: I might also be able to like literally come and
go as I please now, because if the fountain is there,
like I could just probably stop by just see how
you guys are all doing.
Speaker 4: So mm hmm.
Speaker 3: This isn't the end, This isn't goodbye, This is just
a hello. Yeah, Okay, I get on the bus and
I ding.
Speaker 7: B through.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we'll go to you later, Anthony. Yes, so
you you, you go through the you take your bus
and you go through. Now Willhelm back again? Yep, we
go to your back in in World War won't You're
back in nineteen twenties Chicago for real this time, and
you know it's real. What's the first thing that you're doing?
Speaker 3: Pull my knife out of the guy and go, I'm
so sorry. I don't know if you know, but like
a lot's happened, and I'm gonna just play some first
aid real quick, help him out, not take his money, h.
Speaker 1: And leave good. He goes, what that was weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, don't worry about it. And then are you
asking me?
Speaker 8: Me?
Speaker 1: Me, me, me, me, me, me me?
Speaker 3: I buy a one way ticket to Europe?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't want to reconnect my daughter and then
get arrested.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 3: I figured let's run away and then maybe go back
and hang out.
Speaker 1: Do you have the money to afford a one way
ticket to Europe? I'm yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right,
you're right. You travel, Yeah, sure, Do you buy your
ticket to Europe?
Speaker 3: Probably would take a while in the twenties, but you
can get there. Yeah. I feel like I steamboat, you know,
I shaved my head start wearing robes. It's weird. Yeah,
you'll be fine. Everyone thinks I'm fucking insane, by the way,
because the entire time I am telling everyone what happened
to me. I am preaching to the choir just stay
and all kinds of stuff. But yeah, do I arrive
safely in Germany?
Speaker 1: How old day lay at this time? This is not
where excited this to go. But how old is? What?
Speaker 3: What year?
Speaker 1: What year is?
Speaker 3: World War One? He's like in his forties, so, uh,
twenty something. It is just the twenties or the thirties, thirties.
Speaker 5: So if you normally told the shark about World War Two,
I feel like this is very in his character.
Speaker 1: M Yeah. In the nineteen twenties he was already the
head of a political party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like a rebel in the late twenties. Yeah,
not in power yet, they were like a.
Speaker 1: He joins the German Workers Party, he becomes a party
to speak of, a propagandist. In ninety twenty, the group
changes stats the National Socialist German Workers. He's already to
this point, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is. But let me let me just say this,
if anybody out there finds a time machine and you
want the best time to kill Hitler. I think there
was a period in the early twenties, right after World
War One where he was basically homeless living in Vienna.
That was probably the best time to kill him, if
you want to. If you don't want to, that's where
I'm going. That's what that's the well, this was like
the early twenties, though this is okay.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it is the early twenties.
Speaker 3: It's if I think canonically I said it's like the
mid twenties is when I.
Speaker 1: Was Yeah, yeah, he's he's definitely he's a he's a
party chairman at this point, so he's actually somebody of
some renown. Might actually this might be a lot more
difficult than you realize. Unfortunately, history remains unchanged. No, let
me work for it. Okay, give me oh yeah, you're fine. Okay,
you land in Germany, you find out he still Okay,
give me a D twenty roll.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, here we go. Okay, Okay, just a
straight D twenty roll.
Speaker 1: Nothing else. Yeah, A fate is.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think what I can say here to
maybe waitin to Soviet Union.
Speaker 2: And that's.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm rolling to kill Hitler.
Speaker 1: Do it, let's do it. Unfortunately, as you as you
just think it's gonna be easy. You think you're so
used to being in Vestoria and just like attacking people
that you go up and you you charge in, ready
to and you just get you're outnumbered by his entire
party and they get you, and then you get deported
and you're no longer and you're no longer allowed in Europe.
Speaker 2: And you changed your name to Donald.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. This feels over for me to do.
I'm just trying to keep the timeline intact.
Speaker 3: No, that's fair, that's what that's that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You can't have the enemy's identity being I'm the reason
why Hitler existed. You wrote a four. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry you wrote a four.
Speaker 5: Can we make it that like you just don't that's
dad to take from twenty five years to kill him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still kill Hitler?
Speaker 3: Give me that. That is bullshit.
Speaker 2: I failed.
Speaker 3: That's canonically what happened, and it's buried character for Shark.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Caylea just texted me I heard the door slam you. Okay,
I'm texting back. I failed to kill Hitler.
Speaker 2: Dammit, it's like my favorite part of.
Speaker 3: Kayla. It's Kayla, It's up to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I go back and I'm I try to raise my daughter.
But pretty soon people throw me too an insane asylum
for constantly talking about being a superhero in another world
and all the technological We just.
Speaker 1: Have a terrible ending to your character. Your epilogue. Your
epilogue is you go to the real world, failed to
kill Hitler. Everybody thinks you're insane. You try and talk
to your daughter and she's taken away from you.
Speaker 3: And then I get thrown insane asylum and it's like
Shutter Island and I get I get fucking brain stamped.
Speaker 1: Shock canonically gets at the end and then gets bottomized
at the end of it is huge.
Speaker 3: Even the good ending is the bad ending. And everyone
in the party looks me up when they get back,
finds out that happens, and they can do nothing about it. Yeah,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna look up on Wikipedia
once I get back to the future, and it's gonna
be like Yeah. Nineteen twenty nine, this dude attacked Hitler
for screaming that he was the shark or whatever. That's
very strange that he got immediately beat the shit out.
Speaker 1: Of Okay, I mean, you know what, it's appropriate, it's appropriate,
it's appropriate.
Speaker 3: Cala texted back, I don't know what to say to that.
Is that code for something? Okay? Shock, This is Jesus' fault.
Speaker 1: By the way, you know what, before we get to
the Jesus fault in universe people, I'm gonna go back
to Anthony. You're back home now with your wife again.
Speaker 3: Yes, you still roll up in the bus right in
front of the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still feel Vestoria dwelling within you a little bit,
and it's a familiar lovely feeling. And you remember something
Vestorius said when before you guys went on this, you know,
request that you asked of her that she would have
been able to fulfill. If you're still around, it's, you know,
it's sort of echoing your head as this familiar feeling
bubbles within you. I don't know if you're doing anything
with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just like, well, we'll see how this plays out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh wait, oh.
Speaker 3: Are you leaving it up to me?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you remember, I'm not I'm not
dictating your character for you. I'm just saying this is
something that that feels. Yeah, it feels up. This this
feeling of ancestry bubbles up within you, this familiar feeling
of blood and and the story is liked and I
feel connected.
Speaker 3: Old Tony's back.
Speaker 1: Then hold up, it is it means it's okay, not
like that. Give us a little bit more, give us
a little bit, give us Well.
Speaker 3: You have to roll up to the house. And yeah,
I roll up to the house, I get off, I
feel the warm feeling, and my wife is there. Yeah,
my grandmother and my father, and Old Tony in his
like early eighties walks out with a cane and he's like,
h you see you, grandson.
Speaker 1: I will say this is important though. It's important though.
This is why I'm alluding to it, is that, Yeah,
when you think of Old Tony, you know, you imagine
him coming back. You feel the story is light fading,
okay ah, and you realize that if you want to
bring Old Tony back, you have to use the last
of the Storia's power and therefore will not be able
to go through the fountaina oh easy, okay ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now I'm gonna stay with my family I want
to do that.
Speaker 1: So then now now you can. Now you've let the
story lights leaves, and.
Speaker 3: I said I was gonna see them again, and now
I'm not. But obviously things will work out.
Speaker 1: And obviously the light fades through worlds back at time
to bring old Tony back. And so now he walks
through the door like nothing ever happened. I mean, like
stuff happened, but you know, like the last twenty or
thirty or so years or whatever it is, like twenty
years or so he had been alive, and you see
him walk into the room, go up and hug him.
Speaker 3: Grandpa, I missed you. Does he have a pendant? Does
he know anything about any of this or is.
Speaker 7: He just.
Speaker 1: Says, yeah, he knows about it. He knows about it,
but I don't think he'd have a pendent anymore. Okay, okay,
he doesn't know about you doing it it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's like I met Cody and
the Shark and Norman and Zorina and Cody and Corey.
I just like, but like, yeah, I met them all.
They're all doing good. We finished the palladium off. I
crushed him with a giant bus. I think we'll be
all right. I think the family and the family line
is going to be intact. We're gonna be okay for
quite some time.
Speaker 1: And what does O Tody say a response?
Speaker 3: Well son, grandson, Well grandson. When I got attacked by
that giant, flaming salamander thing, I thought I was done.
I had my life flashed before my eyes. Now I'm here,
everybody like nothing ever happened. I'm gonna have just a nice, peaceful,
quiet life. Let's go drink some coffee.
Speaker 1: Okay, Grandpa, That's perfect. And the bittersweet aspects of this,
which I really want to hone in on, is that
Cody and Norman will never know that Old Tony is fine.
And and I think that's that's really important here, that
this is just for old.
Speaker 2: Time level twenty wish level. I was wish back all
told yourself.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work. You're like, what the pick?
Speaker 3: There's ways to get back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, plan shift between dimensions.
Speaker 1: And like, obviously you know the spark of the story
within you. That's not like magic power when you go back.
That's obviously just you know, you had that piece of
Old Tony because Old Tony was part of the storia.
And that's how you were able to bring him back,
Like if anybody else went back, they would have that
piece of a story that lets them use the fountain
if they find it, But it doesn't give them magic
powers anymore. It's just that, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's very down home rustic, Like we just
go into the kitchen and sit down and have a
cup of coffee and just chat about the storia and
the world and everything and all the stuff that happened
that was very cute. Yeah, yes, and we're good. And
then old Tony dies five years later and we have
a very funeral for him and everything.
Speaker 1: And you look up the shark on wikipede here and
you see everything that happened to him in his bad
ending that he decided to give him help. Oh God,
after everything he'd been through. At the end of it all,
he decided, you know what, going to botomized.
Speaker 3: I visit I visit the shark's grave. Is what does
it say on the shark's grave? It's it's like it's
like in the hospital graveyard out back. It's like where
they bury the patient. You go up and you just
see the name you've just seen Donald Smith. You're like,
what the oh, there he is there he I'd be
an old Tony go up to it. I'm like, there
he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well he was a little bit of an asshole, but
you know what, he was a good guy. Shitty father,
but a good guy. He killed William Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: You know, he went for Yeah, he went back for
his story, end up killing two children, battling two children,
Finn and Julia. Okay, right, we'll get to you.
Speaker 3: Codyre out some whiskey on the.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, and so it's gonna be there's gonna be
some passage of time. Now, right as the city starts
to rebuild.
Speaker 3: We get a Hitler for the thumbnail. My god, we
finally did it. We finally got it. At the finale, I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't let you done it if you got higher than
a fifteen.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, that would have been amazing.
Speaker 1: There's a medium DC check. You got a four.
Speaker 3: Well, it would have made everyone go back to their
timelines and have completely different lives. It would have been
back to the future situation.
Speaker 1: Really was, it really was. Luckily most of the other
is Eye people that died in Vestoria were just about
to It was right before they were going to die
in real life. Anyway, so it didn't mess with the
timelines whatsoever. Norman. It has been you know, Vestoria's rebuilding. Obviously,
there's a population short as a little bit. A lot
of people died. It's very much like after the World
War One where lots of men died. Oh god, you know,
they've got to find a new care and we'll get
to that.
Speaker 5: I would have wanted Norman to stay in the city
and trying to help rebuild and help them out.
Speaker 2: Somewhat pardon right.
Speaker 5: I wanted to help it get settled, but then go
on a journey to like level up and meet people.
Speaker 1: Really reported because a bunch of people have left this
council now, like Wilhelm was part of the council and
you are going to journey, So you're leaving it. What
are you gonna how are you going to restructure?
Speaker 3: You're a politician now, Norman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody wants to be part of this. Okay, okay,
you know, yeah, Cody, I'll go to this in terms
of your restructuring of the political system of Vestoria. More importantly,
what happens to Snow in this situation, because currently she's
part of the council and she's gaining more power from
the fact that people are dropping out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well we we we we made the council thing because, yeah,
like to stop anyone getting too much power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who was on the original council again, there was
like six people. Wasn't the Oh he was. It was
a decent amount of people. Yeah, chat Chat is furious
that Cody.
Speaker 2: Don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's on this count, so I wrote
it down.
Speaker 5: Norman goes to Cody and says, to be honest, I
think I've grown a lot. I no longer really care
about killing Snow. I do not want her to hold
this amount of power in this council. I think Ripper
for president, but also like Finn, he should like Ripper
should like we got we got until Finn is old enough,
you know, and Snow I don't want her hands or
face or anything near Finn.
Speaker 7: The fact remains that she is still the best for
the job, especially now that have the councils gone and.
Speaker 1: Jesus and Wellington apparently were both on it. Apparently, I
don't know. I've wanted to Yeah, I remember wanting to
be on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So do we want to leave her on the
council for the time being that what you're saying. Yeah,
Norman looks at snow and snake form and says, guys,
I'm fine. I know when you are sleeping, I know
when you're awake. I know when you've been batter good.
I'm a fucking wizard.
Speaker 1: I know We've had our spotty history. I've done a
lot of quite idiotic things. Mm hmm. I was just
trying to make my way in the world, like we
all were, right, you know, you understand with with me,
we can have an economic upturn. I've seen, I've seen
what you can do. You can crush your God with
a car. I don't want that a bus. I don't
know what are facts? Right, Okay, it's a lot I've
got to learn.
Speaker 4: Will will reassemble the council.
Speaker 11: Mm hm.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 7: Also, by the way, yeah, yeah, me and Little Feather
are raising.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll going to do Cody because Cody, so you know,
you know, going into the future. Now, what are things
that are happening between you and little Feather.
Speaker 7: I think we've just like settled into life in the Capitol. Yeah,
and we go on, we go on like camping trips
out to like spots that I went on on the
adventure with like the kids.
Speaker 1: And Jody and Finn are like brothers here growing up together.
You know, Jody like flies around and Finn chases.
Speaker 4: After him, and they Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're you know, they're they're together as like as
like fun adoptive brothers going into the future cold.
Speaker 7: He really just wants like a as peaceful a life
as possible for like his family, but that also extends
to like the city and the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ripper. Importantly, he's gonna fully take over the other
Worldly Brewery now, right, because I feel like at least
he talks to you about it. He says, Hey, man,
you know now that you know this is all done
and you don't need the money anymore to you know,
you don't. I felt like I did a really good
job with the brewery and I want to keep running it.
I want to, you know, I did most of the
work anyway, but this way, I just wondered, would you
be able to transfer the ownership over to old Ripster here? Yeah, man, yeah,
you know what, You're right, it is read you're really
the best of them. My life changed irreparably in a
good way when you guys arrived. You know, nobody celebrated
my birthdays. I was just the door guard. But I
found a talent in numbers and lists and charts and
organization that I never knew I had, And now there
feel this is my calling. So thank you for giving
me this new life.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, I'm glad. You know, we did a lot
of fund up stuff. I'm just glad that something positive
came out of it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a wedding, yeah, dude, Yeah, kidding me
before or after? Due legs. Who's July getting married to?
Oh you didn't hear Juli? Like it's sir button. Yeah.
Speaker 3: They both were so scorned.
Speaker 1: Lovers found each other. They finally found each other.
Speaker 7: Oh incredible. You know we'll we'll do it after their ceremony.
Can I get Norman to be my best man at
my wedding?
Speaker 1: Oh of course you can, of course, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which like hit like a crazy like.
Speaker 1: I always say. Obviously, Hatchieko and black Beard and the
other people had returned back through the fountain, back to
there the things, you know, saying their final goodbyes.
Speaker 3: Balloon man, I saw I just saw Hatchikos statue yesterday.
Actually yeah, yeah, he did okay. He was a good dog.
Speaker 1: He did okay. He went back and waited for his owner.
And you you hear news as well throughout this that
balloon Man becomes the new king of hole God as
the previous advisor to hold guard he was he managed
to make his way to the to the top of
the ladder. Then he sort of inherited it from King Brute.
He told everyone that King Brute said he would be
the next king when he died, and they believed him. So,
whether or not you think that's right, that's what happened.
That's what happened, and that's happening. Juna to care goes
back down to the south and reforms Solenya with Yahalovich
two more like Junior. Essentially manipulates is probably a strong word,
but convinces Yahalovich that the sort of traditional system of
a monarchy is doesn't suit their like more modern approach
of things. So she runs and successfully going from Mayer
becomes the new president of Selenya as well. So Juna
is president, a balloon man is king for those two.
Cashier goes back to you know with Zorena and they
become friends and they go back and study animals and
look at plants together and oh hell yeah, yeah, uh yeah, No,
Nerve and Palmo finally make up, you know, despite their differences.
Now that like Nerve knows that the story is real
and Palmer is guilty of everything that she has done.
They repent and later down the line you you may
see them together in Celesnia, Celesnia, in Solemnia, in the
country of the Sulkin. Who's to say what could have
blossomed there? I think black Beard stays actually okay, I
think black Beard and Big Gun Bretta and her the
rest of his crew stay in the end and terrorize
the coasts and would become a threat, just a little
a threat, yeah, just every so often you've got to
deal with black Beard. And obviously Uncle Broken wing Is
pays in and gives you a visit every so often,
and Corey is like he does, he's like he like,
he's he looks after your kids as well, Corey. When
you're yeah, the bone slow comes round and he you know,
they all of these characters and stuff, they they they
are now just living peaceful lives out in the world
of Vistoria. And I think what would be really nice
is we cut to your wedding. Now, all of these people,
all of these people over the course of the campaign.
Speaker 7: I have three three seats at the at the very
front that are reserved for all Tony Anthony in the shark.
Speaker 1: And oh and you can see almost like the shimmering
Vestorian image of the three of them sitting there and
that and who so, so Norman's your best man? Who is?
Speaker 2: Norman sheds a tear?
Speaker 1: Who is? Who is the pastor? Oh gosh, oh Cory.
Speaker 7: The only the only religion that makes sense in this
world to me is the one of historian. And the
only person I know alive that worships of Astaria in
the traditional sense is Paul.
Speaker 4: I think her to afficiate my wedding.
Speaker 1: Palmer could do it.
Speaker 2: Ripper officiated part of the Yeah, the party, the wedding party.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he's providing the Brews.
Speaker 1: No, I bet like that.
Speaker 2: He's like he's got to be a groomsman.
Speaker 3: No, he's Ripper, I mean he would he would be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely also like show up with like.
Speaker 2: Oh, he also run the entire thing.
Speaker 1: And this just after the wedding between Button and du
Leg so they're too there as well. When yog is there,
and Brick is there, and obviously Brick looks different. He's
grown up a bit more now because the year or
so later he's he's coming into himself more as like
a young adult. And he works yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Brick now works under Ripper as like his second in command.
He's the ripper to Ripper now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's Rippers Ripper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Rippers Rippers, you know. And even at this wedding,
do you know who designed the suits? Oh gosh, do
you know who begged for forgiveness? And you allowed him
to design the sit little Douglas Rat, Douglas Douglas Rat,
and he's so proud. Yeah, I would have forgive him eventually.
Speaker 5: Question how much time has gone by until, like for
this wedding, Like I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure I think about it.
Speaker 5: So Norman's had some time to like travel, And then
when everyone's dancing at the end, you see the snake
girl that that walked by what Norman was unconscious in
the forest enters in and like drinking my travels and
look who I found.
Speaker 1: It's finally gonna go fround your snake, go friend.
Speaker 2: What was her name, Rustage? What was her name? From
all those episodes ago.
Speaker 1: Well, gosh, I don't remember all those episodes ago that
like Snake Woman that passed by. Oh yeah, yeah, Cynthia.
We'll go with Cynthia dancing, yeah or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Palmo.
She gives her speech, and she at the at the
end is the best man's speech before or after the.
Speaker 3: What's the best man at my friend's wedding? Before the ceremony?
It's after, it's after the ceremony.
Speaker 1: So Palmer reads the vowels and then says, and now,
by the glorious God Vestoria who lives in and all.
Speaker 7: Of us, especially you, especially me, especially you.
Speaker 1: You may kiss zib ride.
Speaker 4: Oh we start just sucking.
Speaker 1: He starts just making out. She's like, then, holy body, Norman,
give your best man speech at Cody's wedding, and I
will say this now, I'm giving you the opportunity here
to call oose the campaign with this speech.
Speaker 5: Hello everyone, So it's a lease, Razor Glass, as I
stand here today to honor and celebrate the beginning of
a journey between bird and man. Cody is like a
brother to me. He has been there since the beginning,
always trying to encourage me to be a better person.
And I know he's had that effect on everyone and
will have that effect on the people and his marriage,
his kids and everyone else. He has impacted this world
more than anyone can even imagine. And I can't wait
to see what you have to do in the future.
Look how beautiful little feather looks today. I'm so happy
for both of you, guys, and to a lifetime of happiness.
Speaker 3: Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 5: And I'm sure the shark somewhere killed Hitler at the
world the better place back home. And I tried to
use wish on old Tony and he couldn't come back meeting.
He is alive in the other world, and I couldn't
be happier.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: And to me, what a great what a great man
he was. And I know he is living a great
life with his wife and kids. And one day Robotic
and tron Yeah, and you Norman, Norman untransforms out of
his snake form, but he's still like a little bit
more like a little bit more muscular.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like magic, his eyes better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because of you, Cody, you for the protagonist
of this story.
Speaker 1: And you praise you all, raise all the worldly Brewery alcohol,
which is way better that it's ever been before. Now
at riffs at the reins, I'm Anthony. You're at home
raising a glass with your family. The shark you're lobotomized
in a facility somewhere, And the closing shot is everybody
raising a cup and maybe the guy who's watching the
shark be lobotomized. It's like I need a drink right now,
and he's also raising a cups. Believe you did this.
Everybody raises a cup of other worldly brewery, and at
that point, with everyone's mugs in the air, is a conclusion.
It is the end of iseki. Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah,
thank you so much for coming. They told me rolling
with the Gang of the Year, whenning cold with the
world found to do it broom with the boys, you'd
be moving with the world.
Speaker 2: Can the rolling with the Gang of the yeale running
cold or the worldly and
Speaker 1: They with holding the room with the boys even moving
with the cold, Dear