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Speaker 3: It's Later with Mo Kelly on k IF. I am
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Speaker 3: Ronner and it's the Runner Report. Time is merciful to us.
Speaker 3: It makes it easier to let things go, to forget
Speaker 3: terrible stuff, to put things into perspective, to forgive all
Speaker 3: the arguments and drama that tortured this as teenagers. I
Speaker 3: don't even remember the details so clearly now awful things
Speaker 3: people do to us. Moe's insults and abuses are those
Speaker 3: worth hanging on to. This is why we have the ressis.
Speaker 3: It's like the international criminal Court from movies we should
Speaker 3: never forget or forgive that were inflicted on us, which
Speaker 3: we paid money for. The Golden Raspberry Awards recognizing the
Speaker 3: worst movies are this weekend, same as the oscars. The
Speaker 3: perpetrators of these Code Browns would like you to forget them.
Speaker 3: We don't owe them that. Some well known filmmakers are
Speaker 3: weirdly thin skinned about movie critics, and some who I
Speaker 3: really like too. Some have even barred critics from press
Speaker 3: screenings over harsh reviews, and to them, I say, blow
Speaker 3: it right up your skirt, Director Karen's. You're putting something
Speaker 3: out in the world, asking people to pay for it,
Speaker 3: but don't want to be subject to reviews.
Speaker 4: Move to North Korea.
Speaker 3: Next you'll suggest we get rid of the Consumer Financial
Speaker 3: Protection Bureau. Oh wait, they're doing that crap. I played
Speaker 3: by the same rules. I've endured countless reviews of my work,
Speaker 3: mostly in comics, some in video games, and hey, sometimes
Speaker 3: it's obvious the person who cranked out the reviews at
Speaker 3: Dunning Krueger Case, who didn't even understand what they read.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter. You let them have their say. It's the
Speaker 3: price of hawking your art in public. Which brings us
Speaker 3: to the list of Razzie nominees. The winners were supposed
Speaker 3: to announced tomorrow, but I just checked the site and
Speaker 3: they're out now. I won't keep you in suspense. They
Speaker 3: all suck, so my picks and then the real winners,
Speaker 3: starting with worst Pictures. Some strong contenders here. First border Lands.
Speaker 3: That's a video game adaptation, always the mark of quality.
Speaker 3: But this is an astonishingly irritating one with almost no
Speaker 3: redeeming elements. Joker Folly Adoue an unbearable musical sequel that
Speaker 3: genuinely felt like the director's middle finger to anyone dumb
Speaker 3: enough to want a sequel. Madame Webb, one of those
Speaker 3: off brand Sony Marvel movies with Dakota Johnson, is some
Speaker 3: kind of lame psychic e mt. She winds up mentoring
Speaker 3: three irritating female future heroes. I have rarely seen something
Speaker 3: that gave me worse pangs of empathy embarrassment for everyone involved,
Speaker 3: except for Megalopolis. That's The Godfather and Apocalypse Now. Director
Speaker 3: Francis Ford Coppola's long time passion project had some bad
Speaker 3: word of mouth going in, but I thought it deserved
Speaker 3: the benefit of the doubt, and it was a bold
Speaker 3: move for him to finance it largely himself.
Speaker 4: But I was wrong.
Speaker 3: And if he winds up wearing one of those barrels
Speaker 3: with suspenders, that's on him. And finally, Reagan, that's a
Speaker 3: biopic of the Gipper with Dennis Quaid. Well, I wasn't
Speaker 3: about to watch a puff piece that romanticizes him because
Speaker 3: I have actual memories of him. My worst pick for
Speaker 3: worst picture is Joker fully ado Megalopolis was at least
Speaker 3: a well intentioned big swing. You shouldn't have expected much
Speaker 3: going into Borderlands, except for an explanation for why Kate
Speaker 3: Blanchett was slumming it and someday, not now, but someday,
Speaker 3: Madam Webb, may be funny for a trash movie night
Speaker 3: when your friends come over and you all get loaded
Speaker 3: and give it the mystery science theater treatment. The winner,
Speaker 3: according to the Razzies, was Madame Webb. Worst actor, Jack
Speaker 3: Black from Dear Santa. I wouldn't watch that if I
Speaker 3: were getting frostbite in the theater was playing in was
Speaker 3: the only place to get warm. Zachary Levi Harold in
Speaker 3: the Purple Crayon, Nope, I'm an adult. Dennis Quaid from Reagan.
Speaker 3: Anyone can do Reagan. I just did it, did you
Speaker 3: hear well? Jerry Seinfeld Unfrosted. I'm afraid my judgment of
Speaker 3: Seinfeld might be unfairly affected by what a jerky was
Speaker 3: as himself in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Not so
Speaker 3: much on frosted as insufferable. But the winner for me
Speaker 3: was Joaquin Phoenix and Joker and especially annoying self indulgent performance.
Speaker 3: So the best thing you could say about that is
Speaker 3: because of the ending, he won't be back for a
Speaker 3: third one. Sorry, it's been out for a really long time.
Speaker 3: The official winner Jerry Seinfeld Worst Actress. We've got Kate
Speaker 3: Blanchett from Borderlands. She still looks weirdly hot in it,
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna move on. Lady Gagon The Joker Movie
Speaker 3: a contender for sure, but it's like singling out just
Speaker 3: one of the guys who clubs Baby Seals. It's not
Speaker 3: all on her. Bryce Dallas Howard Argyle. Didn't she do
Speaker 3: enough damage that miserably dumb Jurassic Park movie trilogy. I
Speaker 3: think she was in world. I only what effort Jurassic
Speaker 3: bowel movement. I've compulsively watched nearly every spy movie and
Speaker 3: show ever made no exaggeration. I love that stuff. But
Speaker 3: after seeing the trailer for our Guyle, I thought, Nah,
Speaker 3: life's too short. I don't hate myself enough yet to
Speaker 3: watch this. Dakota Johnson Madam Webb. She gave off a
Speaker 3: palpable vibe of just not wanting to be there, and
Speaker 3: it was honestly the only relatable thing about her in
Speaker 3: the movie. The winner for me was Jennifer Lopez in Atlas.
Speaker 3: You may like her, you may enjoy your music, you
Speaker 3: may find her attractive. But as an actor, let's just
Speaker 3: say she's not getting a lot of the parts. Judy
Speaker 3: Dench passes on. If we sent her to do a
Speaker 3: live version of this movie in Ukraine, Russia would pull out.
Speaker 3: The official winner. The Razu winner is Dakota Johnson from
Speaker 3: Madam Webb. Now I'm gonna skip over supporting actor, supporting actress, director.
Speaker 3: No need to pile on, We'll skip the The director
Speaker 3: winner actually was Francis Ford Coppola, and he issued a
Speaker 3: statement he was a pretty good sport about it. Worst
Speaker 3: screen combo, any two obnoxious characters, but especially Jack Black
Speaker 3: from border Lands. That really is a movie where you're
Speaker 3: actively rooting for all the protagonists to die. Any two
Speaker 3: unfunny comedic actors from Unfrosted pass but thanks for the warning.
Speaker 3: The entire cast of Megalopolis, I'm not sure the blame
Speaker 3: lies with the cast in Megalopolis, the Ford movie. They
Speaker 3: wanted to work with the legendary director. It was his vision,
Speaker 3: They had the script he gave him. It's sort of
Speaker 3: like a group of people all falling through the floorboards
Speaker 3: of an outhouse. I mostly just felt sorry for him.
Speaker 3: Dennis quaidon Penelope Anne Miller is Ronnie and Nancy and
Speaker 3: Reagan pass and my pick is the same as the
Speaker 3: winner Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga from the Joker movie
Speaker 3: give him the goal? Do they love each other? Is
Speaker 3: one of them playing the other? Can we at least
Speaker 3: agree that couples should never sing to or with each
Speaker 3: other in public? Man, I felt like an awkward guest
Speaker 3: at the home of a couple friends who break into
Speaker 3: a drunken shouting argument then try to recruit me for
Speaker 3: a three way Yuck yuck? Where's My Keys? The worst prequel, remake,
Speaker 3: rip off or sequel first Rebel Moon two The Scargiver.
Speaker 3: My God, I wasted hours of my life on Zack
Speaker 3: Snyder's Rebel moon Ie the ass Number or whatever.
Speaker 4: It was called.
Speaker 3: Just like with Dune, it was one of those fool
Speaker 3: me twice shame on me situations, like an even dumber
Speaker 3: version of the latter Star Wars sequels, except nobody asked
Speaker 3: for them. Moving On the Crow or remake exceptionally bad
Speaker 3: with Bill Scarsguard as the Crow. It felt like something
Speaker 3: Andrew Tait extorted him into doing Mufasa the Lion King.
Speaker 3: I'm an adult, didn't see this one, Tawala. Now moving
Speaker 3: on Craven the Hunter that put a nail in the
Speaker 3: coffin of Sony Spider Verse and possibly arn Taylor Johnson's
Speaker 3: career unless Amazon hauls off and makes him the next
Speaker 3: James bond Ug The Winner, Joker fully Adou from me
Speaker 3: sequel that drives home the whole less is more Adage?
Speaker 3: What was the and I think that was the official
Speaker 3: winner as well. We're screenplay. These movies had screenplays. We
Speaker 3: have Joker, we have Craven the Hunter, Madam Webb, Megalopolis,
Speaker 3: Reagan and it's kind of a photo finish with all
Speaker 3: these they're all terrible. But a howler in the Craven
Speaker 3: movie stuck with me from when he's in an elevator
Speaker 3: and he pulls out a knife.
Speaker 4: Here's this This that's my Traplin knife. Use it for work? Huh?
Speaker 4: What you do for work? Exactly? I hunt.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 4: He hunts people, Grandpas, he hunts people.
Speaker 3: Actually, Craven's full of his hilariously a bad dialogue. My
Speaker 3: father puts evil into the world. I take it out
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys saw Craven. I saw
Speaker 3: it by myself. This wasn't a group outing. There's another one.
Speaker 3: I stared death in the face and for the first
Speaker 3: time I saw my true self. There's more, but I
Speaker 3: just I would have given this one to Craven.
Speaker 4: They gave it to Madam Webb.
Speaker 3: But really these are all flip These are all winners
Speaker 3: in the sense that they got an evening and some
Speaker 3: cash out of us, and we should never forget that.
Speaker 4: There's your Runner report mode. You feel like you need
Speaker 4: a shower now.
Speaker 5: Actually, I think I've seen more Razzy nominees that I
Speaker 5: have Academy Award nominees.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm the same as you.
Speaker 3: I saw most of these, and there's some of the
Speaker 3: Oscar nominees I'm just not gonna see because I'm not
Speaker 3: interested in them.
Speaker 4: So what's that say for our taste? It's probably pretty
Speaker 4: damn good. I mean, we saw him. It doesn't make
Speaker 4: it a good movie.
Speaker 5: But just because you're nominated for an Oscar doesn't mean
Speaker 5: that you're going to garner my interests. Most of these movies,
Speaker 5: and we'll talk about it next segment. I just didn't
Speaker 5: have any desire to see and part of wanting to
Speaker 5: be entertained is subject matter that appeals to me. It
Speaker 5: doesn't mean that the content or the movie subsequently is
Speaker 5: going to be good, but I would much rather take
Speaker 5: my chances with Madam Webb than the Brutalist.
Speaker 3: Well, the Brutalist is good. I liked it, but you've
Speaker 3: got to be in the mood to settle in for
Speaker 3: That's my point three. Plus our movie and Guy Pearce
Speaker 3: is terrific in The Brutalist. But you know, just as
Speaker 3: you've talked about with the Grammys and the music industry,
Speaker 3: if you think the Oscars are one hundred percent based
Speaker 3: on merit, you've got another thing coming.
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