Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Tagg You're about to teach yours
Speaker 1: glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek Black Ben, and
Speaker 1: Tom Sweey. Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit
Speaker 1: back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 2: I really want to play Pirate Yakuza the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I thought you meant a little lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Said play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like like you play in real life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, what are you stupid?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Don start tanking podcast to mean? Chris, it's Tim, Tim.
Speaker 2: That's not Derek, it's him Kingston. It's him Derek. Look
Speaker 2: at look at him? WHOA that was weird? Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You're right there, you got bronchitas. Now.
Speaker 3: I hate that dog esque cough you just did.
Speaker 2: The dog little dog cough.
Speaker 4: Kind of actually with their whole neck, because they're not
Speaker 4: built to be coughing. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 4: a dog prior to humans ever coughed. What the fuck
Speaker 4: does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think humans introduced coughing to dogs.
Speaker 2: They mimic us. I think like they.
Speaker 3: Never had the cough before people were around.
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't know how to respond to that.
Speaker 3: Do you think humans are our dogs are older?
Speaker 2: Like? Species wise, every question that is being asked right
Speaker 2: now is the dumbest thing I've hurt.
Speaker 3: Not that that's not that dumb of a question. What
Speaker 3: are you asking our dogs as old as people?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't like Caenus, like the like the like
Speaker 4: the original, like doggies. What do you think is older
Speaker 4: gays or straights?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Ship, that's a good question. It's a interesting question. See,
Speaker 3: that's a good question. Ask more questions like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do you think came first the N word? Or
Speaker 3: black people? I feel like black people probably, and then
Speaker 3: they started them that Yeah, then the word was in
Speaker 3: their hearts though, right right, just not articulated.
Speaker 4: We had to manifest it like a fucking spectral blade.
Speaker 4: There's a spectral blade.
Speaker 2: Stupid? I think.
Speaker 3: I think it's an interest question, like what's older dogs
Speaker 3: are human?
Speaker 2: It's not interesting? Why is it not interesting? Because there's
Speaker 2: like an answer and it's gonna you're gonna learn look
Speaker 2: it up right now.
Speaker 3: It's probably gonna be dogs.
Speaker 2: It's just gonna be like it'll it'll be one or
Speaker 2: the other. That's why it's not an interesting question because,
Speaker 2: like I either answer doesn't really change anything like.
Speaker 4: I think because I think cities are younger than dogs.
Speaker 4: Cities are younger than dogs. I'm pretty sure cities are younger. Sure,
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure cities younger than dogs.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 3: Why Why would you say that?
Speaker 4: Because a lot of like ancient civilizations had dogs but
Speaker 4: not men, Like ancient civilizations weren't really around before the
Speaker 4: dogs in humans, which a civilization to your standard, man,
Speaker 4: that's a interesting question. Okay, So like probably like proper
Speaker 4: like proper society and like they're being a structure and
Speaker 4: then like sort of like a social not hierarchy, but
Speaker 4: social standard in which people do things, you know, like
Speaker 4: sort of like I'm thinking the Mesopotamia there, the ones
Speaker 4: that people say are like one of the oldest, if
Speaker 4: not the Samerians or Samarians there. You go, Yeah, they're
Speaker 4: like the oldest, right, And I'm pretty sure they had dogs.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they did or what I honestly
Speaker 3: don't to me it, I honestly don't know. I can't
Speaker 3: even say, yeah, I don't know if the Samerians would
Speaker 3: have dogs, because I don't know if how if you know,
Speaker 3: like the wolves were brought over there and domesticated. I
Speaker 3: I literally it sounds retarded, and I'm not even gonna try.
Speaker 2: I know more about that weird mess of a sandwich
Speaker 2: you just got from Duncan Donuts than I do about
Speaker 2: the Samerian culture, I have to say, and I know
Speaker 2: very little about that.
Speaker 4: I know a little bit about it, but because of
Speaker 4: the fact that the thing with the eyes like they
Speaker 4: do always have their sites of them eyes wide open
Speaker 4: so the gods wouldn't get mad at them.
Speaker 2: I've watched documentaries about these things and then I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's interesting, and then I shut the documentary off and
Speaker 2: then nothing's retained because I know that if I ever
Speaker 2: need it, I could simply pull it up immediately. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's like, yeah, that's a matter of technology, really, is
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 4: So you just don't learn anymore. You just like you
Speaker 4: see and you don't absorb, you like, oh, look at
Speaker 4: that color. I don't think it's just I don't think
Speaker 4: it's just me. I think there's a lot of people.
Speaker 4: I think it's most people.
Speaker 2: I think it's most people.
Speaker 3: I think that's pretty common now, especially just people. I
Speaker 3: don't know what they do when when they see something
Speaker 3: they just see I just came across like a person.
Speaker 2: This is insane, So like, what is it you found?
Speaker 2: Like you found like a human being on the internet.
Speaker 3: So I found somebody tagged this on the I foundah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, well, first of all, that's I feel like eventually
Speaker 2: it's going to become increasingly rare. It's not a bot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be like all bots. Isn't that like a
Speaker 2: theory already, Like like the Internet's already kind of like
Speaker 2: fifty to seventy percent fake.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think I think a lot of us.
Speaker 4: But I think when you post something that's like analyticals,
Speaker 4: like the social consciousness of the group, and then you
Speaker 4: just get a bunch of comments like these are not
Speaker 4: real people, because why the.
Speaker 3: Fuck would you be here? I get ye, would you
Speaker 3: be here and see this?
Speaker 2: I got a text message every day about some fucking
Speaker 2: toll violation, same where it's like on the other day
Speaker 2: in the wrong state, in the wrong state.
Speaker 3: Sometimes Yeah, dude, I got one from fucking Vermont.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, I got it. Everything's fake.
Speaker 3: I got another chick bot trying to flirt with me,
Speaker 3: but it was unfortunate because I'll do scenarios and then
Speaker 3: take screenshots and it's like a fun story and I'll
Speaker 3: share it with like my friends. But this one, I
Speaker 3: think I was a little bit too uh forward, so
Speaker 3: where it didn't continue the thing. Uh let me see
Speaker 3: this is that right here? Oh yeah, so Monday outstanding toll.
Speaker 3: So I just got that one. That's a fun one
Speaker 3: that it's pretty cool. Yeah, so where's this bitch?
Speaker 2: Did they say that you a PDF as well? No,
Speaker 2: I know, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't you know what it's like, you know, how
Speaker 2: you open up the contact and then it says like
Speaker 2: it shows like the like the things that they send
Speaker 2: you and you could see kind of like a preview
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: No, I only got human.
Speaker 2: I only got a link.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a link, but you should click that link.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, if you get strange text messages with
Speaker 2: links from numbers that you've never seen or recognize, there's
Speaker 2: a pretty good chance, like you don't you never know
Speaker 2: what could be waiting on the other end of that.
Speaker 4: That's also true, Like but in like the dumbest way possible,
Speaker 4: like could like something great.
Speaker 2: It could be like you know, I don't know Elon's
Speaker 2: fucking bank passwords. You know, you check us out.
Speaker 3: Uh so the six four to six area coda, Uh,
Speaker 3: looked it up.
Speaker 2: That was in New York. A lot of them are
Speaker 2: from New York. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it started off saying, will you be free tomorrow?
Speaker 3: How about we go get a manicure together. So I
Speaker 3: immediately knew. I'm like, oh, this is this is some
Speaker 3: fishing bullshit. Obviously you don't want to get a manicure
Speaker 3: in New York.
Speaker 2: So what so what was the post happen? Is?
Speaker 3: Right, you're you're supposed to be like, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: you have the wrong number or some shit you're that's
Speaker 3: what they're hoping on if you're stupid, right, and so me,
Speaker 3: I was just like, yeah, I'm down, what time? And
Speaker 3: then uh, And then it replied with question marks, isn't
Speaker 3: that the phone number of Windy? And I'm like, obviously
Speaker 3: I'm off script, so it's supposed to be like so
Speaker 3: then I replied with I'm gay and then it says,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so sorry I made a mistake
Speaker 3: when I saved the number before. I hope that I
Speaker 3: didn't bother you, and they stopped after I put yes,
Speaker 3: you are bothering me. I'm in the middle of getting
Speaker 3: my ass pounded.
Speaker 2: You are bothering me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And unfortunately I think the algorithm with me saying
Speaker 3: bothering or something, it didn't continue the script because usually
Speaker 3: you can say whatever you want and they'll continue on
Speaker 3: the same script. Like, uh, there was one asking for
Speaker 3: Maurice and I was like, yes, it is Maurice, and
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, I'm so sorry I didn't know, and
Speaker 3: I say, no, bitch, I am Maurice. And then I
Speaker 3: started sending pictures of Maurice from beating the Beast and saying,
Speaker 3: you didn't this Maurice Bell's father. Huh, Bell's Father's name
Speaker 3: is Maurice, Dude, he's probably yeah, I've ever seen the
Speaker 3: beauty in the view? Okayude, guys, I know that that's
Speaker 3: such a toxic cunt, but it's why Andrew Tate exists. Essentially, Yes,
Speaker 3: he is. Gaston is essentially like, thank god that ship
Speaker 3: didn't come out like like the Disney cartoon though, because
Speaker 3: I don't know how the live action won. He's probably
Speaker 3: not nearly as good. I was probably not nearly as
Speaker 3: fucked up, I imagine.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if that ship came out now, it would
Speaker 3: be like, oh, this is our Lord and saviors.
Speaker 2: Know about the only thing I know, my guys, is
Speaker 2: that he got He got didn't get like molested at
Speaker 2: a Disney park.
Speaker 3: He did. He did that girl like was like feeling
Speaker 3: up and he was I was like, holy ship, it's uh,
Speaker 3: it's the thing that we rarely see when the woman's
Speaker 3: fucking sexually assaulting the man.
Speaker 2: Classic that.
Speaker 4: It was really unfunny because he was just like hit off.
Speaker 4: He was like literally like he was like, hey, there
Speaker 4: are literally kids, there's kids here, and you're touching my dick.
Speaker 2: And uh yeah.
Speaker 3: Then he shot her because he has he's got just
Speaker 3: not as this giant old school fucking like.
Speaker 2: That's right. He did. He did bus that's right.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that movie probably since the nineties. Actually, No, dude,
Speaker 3: the gas non song in that whole segment, all the
Speaker 3: YouTube poops, No one's dicksys incredibly thick as because it's neck.
Speaker 3: But of course they yeah, like he didn't know.
Speaker 2: He was like, just so you know, they didn't actually
Speaker 2: say that in the song.
Speaker 3: Well, that's my revision, that's wrig they'll take. That's my
Speaker 3: little contribution'll do to the bank. Please don't catch it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So hold on. I I brought it up specifically
Speaker 2: because I wanted to vege it. So you this sandwich
Speaker 2: that you got? Yeah, I can't even explain what the
Speaker 2: fuck I saw, baby ship he was he was ripping
Speaker 2: this thing apart. So what do you get? Like? You
Speaker 2: order usually like what like a carssan?
Speaker 3: So I'll usually get a ham in Swiss croissant if
Speaker 3: I ever go to Dunky Donuts, because it's really good.
Speaker 3: It's not worth the price, but it's good. This I'm I.
Speaker 3: I went on the Kiosk. I've never ordered on Kioska
Speaker 3: before because I'll just go to the drive through. But
Speaker 3: I went inside and I was like, let me look
Speaker 3: at the mini. I don't really know what's on here.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing. And I saw that there was
Speaker 3: a chicken and bacon croissant. I was like, that sounds
Speaker 3: way better than ham and Swiss.
Speaker 2: And then they gave me a do you still have it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I took.
Speaker 3: I didn't even take a bite. I tore it apart
Speaker 3: and then tasted one of the chickens and.
Speaker 2: Dude like, chicken, No, hold on, this is immediately wrong.
Speaker 2: You're gonna crack.
Speaker 3: This is nothing. So I said, what did I say?
Speaker 3: Bacon and chicken and bacon croissant? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 3: What? It's just like some type of salsa, some type
Speaker 3: of it. It almost tastes like pestoo like Ali, I
Speaker 3: smell it, dude, I smell you smell it?
Speaker 2: No, think I didn't eat yet. I don't need that.
Speaker 2: I swear I smell it from here actually, which is
Speaker 2: crazy considering.
Speaker 3: But I didn't even know they had tortillas. Yeah, did
Speaker 3: they have some sort of like what do they do?
Speaker 3: Flat bread? Tortilla?
Speaker 2: Like flat? That kidding on me? I only ever got
Speaker 2: like a begging egg and cheese I worked there for
Speaker 2: unlike an Englishman that I think.
Speaker 3: I worked there for a year in my life. I
Speaker 3: hate that place. I don't go there anymore because of that.
Speaker 3: I feel well, nobody goes to the places they used
Speaker 3: to work at.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 4: I can't validate going to Starbucks anymore cause I worked
Speaker 4: there so long. I felt I shouldn't have to pay
Speaker 4: for things.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Can you go back to the one that you worked
Speaker 3: at and they'll just give you free ship? I haven't
Speaker 3: worked on so long, and probably not I mean somebody.
Speaker 2: There's no chance nobody, anybody there still I mean, there's
Speaker 2: there's no way. I've put it this way. There's no
Speaker 2: chance anybody there who was working at the time that
Speaker 2: you were working there is still there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no way, no shot. They're either dead. I know,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: I know one girl who was a manager that I
Speaker 4: worked at, the first one I worked at when I
Speaker 4: got here, I.
Speaker 2: Worked in Glendale one.
Speaker 3: So we'll get free.
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't care to go to Glendale to get Starbucks.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: Going to the worst place in the state.
Speaker 2: The worst place in this state.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. I would say it's the worst place in
Speaker 3: the state. It's close. It's the worst place to drive
Speaker 3: in the state.
Speaker 2: It's the worst place to drive in the state for sure.
Speaker 2: Driven in South Central. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Some Central might be the worst, it might be worse.
Speaker 4: But Glendale has the highest insurance rates in the country,
Speaker 4: which is fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I will say the only time in.
Speaker 3: The country, the whole thing, the whole thing is Glendale.
Speaker 2: That is exactly that is.
Speaker 4: It's it's actually real fact that the insurance rate of
Speaker 4: glendal Jamie Jamie Jamie.
Speaker 2: That's the Jamie cam. We don't haven't set up here,
Speaker 2: like literally Glendale.
Speaker 4: The insuranceent in Glendale is I think like maybe seventy
Speaker 4: five percent higher than it is in Burdbank and Eagle
Speaker 4: Rocket shit right out of it.
Speaker 2: The insurance is seventy five percent higher.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fucking nothing. Can be seventy five percent? Then
Speaker 3: this is one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: If something is that is total seventy five percent, that
Speaker 4: means it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, Like it's it's seventy five percent
Speaker 2: of the total cost of like your vehicle or some
Speaker 2: shit where it's just like that's insane.
Speaker 4: That is so insane. That's such an insane It is
Speaker 4: so much more insane than you're thinking that. That is
Speaker 4: fundamentally crazy.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not I don't have it. If I live
Speaker 3: in Glendeal, I don't have a churance, don't I.
Speaker 2: Don't live in Goodale. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I would leave immediately.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, your assurance rate here is twenty five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars car, it's about eighteen thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh no.
Speaker 3: No, fucking mansion north of Glendale, Like, if you're on
Speaker 3: the two that I was looking on.
Speaker 2: What's that zellm thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, got a Zillow and it's seventeen thousand a month,
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh cool, I was looking for
Speaker 3: new places to live.
Speaker 2: In Glendale is crazy. Seventeen thousand dollars a month to
Speaker 2: live in Glendale's fucking first of all, that's too much
Speaker 2: to live anywhere. That's I don't think there's any place
Speaker 2: that's worth it. It's for seventeen thousand. I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: seventeen thousands a month to live in New York City.
Speaker 3: It's just not like I don't, I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how any rich person even justifies that.
Speaker 3: I saw like te Pain flying on like business class
Speaker 3: or something, and people are like, why are you not
Speaker 3: taking a fucking private jet?
Speaker 2: You clearly have money. He's like, nigga.
Speaker 3: He pulled up how much a private jet is and
Speaker 3: it was almos two hundred thousand dollars just to get
Speaker 3: from I think Atlanta to Vegas. And he was like,
Speaker 3: why the fuck would I do that? Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 3: pass me the fucking those fucking bits quick things or whatever,
Speaker 3: those little crackers and I'm good.
Speaker 4: Or so much use he got all his money. That
Speaker 4: he lost all his money and he didn't fucking deal
Speaker 4: with it the right way. I think that's most of
Speaker 4: those niggas well. That he bounced back and I was like,
Speaker 4: very financially sound. Yeah, most of them don't do that.
Speaker 4: Get fucked over and there do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the oh I'm gonna buy the dumbest car,
Speaker 3: the dumbest chain. Dude makes me so sided seeking situation
Speaker 3: because he lost.
Speaker 2: I no, he had left his eye.
Speaker 3: No, he sold his eye.
Speaker 2: I thought he sold it on Uh that'sie. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The fun The thing is he there was a misprint
Speaker 3: on how much it costs, Like he wanted to sell
Speaker 3: for one hundred fifty four thousand, actually sold one hundred
Speaker 3: fty four dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: That that was a whole scandal. He made a song
Speaker 3: about it and then.
Speaker 2: They Yeah, and then that person sold his eye for
Speaker 2: the original price. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the eyes that were so little.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Also, my eye, it's like, no one wants
Speaker 2: you the eye is valuable? Not at all? Why not
Speaker 2: at all? There's an eye.
Speaker 3: I mean it's just an eye. It's the window to
Speaker 3: the soul.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 3: You're taking someone on's eye out and putting it in
Speaker 3: your eye is a degree of difficulty that is like,
Speaker 3: it's this is not worth anything. You also you you
Speaker 3: added that you're gonna have an eye all suspended eye
Speaker 3: just imagine collecting celebrities eyes. Yes, yeah, that's an animate shit.
Speaker 2: You don't have a free standing eye. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: a egg essentially.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's is insane for me to people, do you yes,
Speaker 4: rich people, Yeah, they I blame the British a lot
Speaker 4: of this, but like having this ship that's so expensive
Speaker 4: and doing nothing with it, Like they have all of
Speaker 4: India's royal jewelry there, and India's like, can we have
Speaker 4: this back?
Speaker 3: This is ours and they're like no, and the world's
Speaker 3: not doing anything about that. There's so much worth there
Speaker 3: and they're just that and it is just saying that's
Speaker 3: a Jamaican stew and it just took everything worthwhile that
Speaker 3: was from us. And then they're just like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean think think of like we know what's in Jamaica.
Speaker 3: I don't know, just sugar that they made so much money.
Speaker 3: Just like one guy queens and a pipe or something.
Speaker 2: Jamaica. What's in Jamaica, Queen.
Speaker 3: There's a pipe, right, yeah, it's like a pipe.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, some guys a pipe. There's one rosta man
Speaker 4: a machete trying to chop trying to chop up a
Speaker 4: coconut and missing some fucking.
Speaker 3: Some tourists keep telling him to say, bumba cloud and
Speaker 3: that's it. Come on, I'll give you.
Speaker 2: Quarter is given. What is the most like ostentatious, most
Speaker 2: like absurd like thing that you would spend money on
Speaker 2: that's in that vein. I would get like a really ornate.
Speaker 3: Oh like it's like a sword, like literally a sword
Speaker 3: like from Japan or whatever.
Speaker 2: Like not even I get it made here. But it'd
Speaker 2: be like it'd be like.
Speaker 3: To me, it would have to be like a warlords,
Speaker 3: like an authentic like oh this was fucking Usui kinchin
Speaker 3: or something that then I'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: pay a stupid amount of money to have this and
Speaker 3: do nothing with it. It's just gonna sit there.
Speaker 2: What's the difference if it's his or not? If it's
Speaker 2: just gonna sit there doing that, well.
Speaker 3: It's just it's the mysticism of knowing that, like holy ship,
Speaker 3: like some some dude, I'm this time period that I'm
Speaker 3: obsessed with that I absolutely terrifying time to live in.
Speaker 3: But like it would just be cool to just know that,
Speaker 3: but also in the back of my head knowing that
Speaker 3: some nigga probably lied to me and this is just
Speaker 3: made from Fisher Price or something.
Speaker 2: It's metal metal.
Speaker 3: They literally pissed it while making it, and steel blade's
Speaker 3: weakest fired and then they just pissed on it and
Speaker 3: to somehow turned into some type of steel.
Speaker 2: That's how the weakest steal ever the pits. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's that's steel, crittle steel. It's an iron.
Speaker 3: Its whole carbon value is so much weaker because of
Speaker 3: the pitch metal.
Speaker 2: So it's this weaker metal. Yeah, that's what you're paying
Speaker 2: for the authenticity of that weak metal.
Speaker 3: I haven't what ridiculous thing would you get?
Speaker 2: That's kind of thing. It's like, I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: because I know I know people. I've seen people like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Napoleon's penis, you know what I mean in
Speaker 2: a box. I'm not even exaggerating. It's like real, real
Speaker 2: thing that somebody owns.
Speaker 3: Napoleon's dick.
Speaker 2: Respute or something. Yeah, his is in a museum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which, like I've seen many people trying to suck
Speaker 3: it was crazy. That's being like like apprehended and detained
Speaker 3: and stuff because they keep trying to.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like a hamster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that person should just be that should be brought
Speaker 4: in front of the city and then cock smacked to
Speaker 4: death a bunch who would hit him in the face
Speaker 4: of the dick.
Speaker 3: That's a crazy way to die. How many times you
Speaker 3: have to get smacked by a cock to die? I've
Speaker 3: seen some pretty ridiculous penises. So maybe like from the
Speaker 3: most ridiculous ones, maybe like four times for like solid pops.
Speaker 3: Four would probably take you talking about there are some
Speaker 3: clown sized dicks out there, not four four four is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Four like a I would say, like maybe like actually
Speaker 3: upwards off like forty or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe if if four.
Speaker 4: Solid pops in the temple when he's gone, that's I
Speaker 4: don't think you understand what a dick is.
Speaker 2: That's fair?
Speaker 4: Is fair because a baseball bat, I think one precise
Speaker 4: would was I can kill somebody.
Speaker 3: Obviously, why did say something?
Speaker 2: So someone? So someone gives a kin to a baseball bat,
Speaker 2: there's no, who's do you what?
Speaker 4: I don't know anybody hand or looking. There has to
Speaker 4: be just clown size peanutes.
Speaker 2: It's not even about size.
Speaker 3: There are, but they can't even retain the blood and
Speaker 3: hardness to really be effective.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that person you're gonna have to look they
Speaker 4: get the job done. That person's gonna expire to it's
Speaker 4: gonna be a tumor, and then.
Speaker 3: They're gonna viagra all the way done, bagging him up
Speaker 3: all the way where he's gonna be like, I'm fading.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't matter as long as you keep it
Speaker 3: hard on machines.
Speaker 2: What if you got your things so hard and then
Speaker 2: you hit somebody with it, but it was so full
Speaker 2: of blood that it burst like a water. Oh that's great. Ah,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Having your dick me so hard that it's on the
Speaker 3: verge of bursting. It's crazy. And you're scared, and you're scared.
Speaker 3: You're getting harder, and you're like.
Speaker 2: No, this is the snake eating itself.
Speaker 3: I found a movie that I've been looking for for
Speaker 3: a long time. U. I was at my grandma's house once,
Speaker 3: and I was watching.
Speaker 2: Your grandma's house once.
Speaker 3: The only the only one the only one time I
Speaker 3: saw this crazy ass movie, and I never went there again.
Speaker 3: You'll see why I never went read. So this movie,
Speaker 3: I only remembered like these guys being in like a
Speaker 3: warehouse or something, and then like apprehended this one dude
Speaker 3: and there was just like a ball dude or something
Speaker 3: kind of giving some speech or something like a menacing speech.
Speaker 3: And then they get like it looked like garden shears
Speaker 3: from my memory, and they just cut this other dude's
Speaker 3: dick off, and and I was like, you watched to
Speaker 3: your grandmother's at my grandma's house at you know, everybody's asleep.
Speaker 3: I'm just flipping through the channels, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? And it stayed in my memory.
Speaker 3: So this is I'm not even probably ten years old yet,
Speaker 3: and it stayed in my memory. And I just found
Speaker 3: the movie like two years ago. It's on Uh I
Speaker 3: wish somebody might remember this. I haven't saved in my
Speaker 3: like watch later, but it's on entirely for free on YouTube.
Speaker 3: It's like, and I've been looking for this movie for
Speaker 3: a long time and then I finally autistically went It's
Speaker 3: always on Reddit. You can all find the answers on
Speaker 3: Reddit because it's just the home of autism, right, it's
Speaker 3: just a bunch of dedicated people. Yeah, and so I
Speaker 3: and then they it's this. It's how I found many
Speaker 3: things going through I used to not really use redd
Speaker 3: it that much, but I thought.
Speaker 4: You read it like maybe like in twenty twenty two. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a wealth of information.
Speaker 3: It's it's fantastic a lot of times.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I mean unfortunately, it's quite useful.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, it is quite useful.
Speaker 4: I I'd go on there every like month or so, and.
Speaker 2: That's just pretty funny. R slash nice guys, it's pretty great.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on Reddit. I can't remember the last
Speaker 2: So I used to use Reddit for porn. It's that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've never done that, but it's a good
Speaker 3: smathering of porn there.
Speaker 2: Well. The thing is, like the thing that I remember
Speaker 2: was that it was like it was like a really
Speaker 2: risky game because sometimes so what they would you would
Speaker 2: find some random not Safe for work reddit, right, and
Speaker 2: in the top corner it would say random nsfwh and
Speaker 2: so you could click It's just like just like scroll
Speaker 2: through random shes like I wonder what fucking I wonder
Speaker 2: what other subreddits there are, yeah, and sometimes you would
Speaker 2: like it would be normal stuff, but then eventually you'd
Speaker 2: get to like, I don't know, exploded hands because that's
Speaker 2: technically not safe for words definitely, and then it would
Speaker 2: immediately sow you up, and then you'd be like, I
Speaker 2: guess I'm done. O good.
Speaker 3: That's how you get put off the matrix. Hopefully you
Speaker 3: busted by that point, because like sometimes you would sometimes
Speaker 3: you'd be like, well, I guess I'm blue balling.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes yeah, I'll pick I'll pick this up later.
Speaker 2: But I haven't done reddit in a long ass time.
Speaker 2: And then I remember the last time I tried to
Speaker 2: go on it, they like changed the web design real,
Speaker 2: like fucking crazy, where it's like a bunch of bubbles
Speaker 2: and ship I'm just like, this is yeah, I hate
Speaker 2: the way this looks.
Speaker 3: I never fully grasp how reddit functions.
Speaker 2: Particularly.
Speaker 3: One thing that I learned is you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: which I don't understand. You're not supposed to promote yourself,
Speaker 3: like your your content. If you have content, you're not
Speaker 3: supposed to, like if you joined subreddits, you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to post, which to me is a foreign concept because
Speaker 3: I'm like why why else do I have social media?
Speaker 2: Essentially? Then yeah, the idea is that I think it
Speaker 2: was like to to organically grow things so other people, like,
Speaker 2: if you did have anything of worth of note, someone
Speaker 2: else would share it. I just don't.
Speaker 3: I just don't like that if you're no one, because
Speaker 3: who the fuck's gonna share you if they don't know you.
Speaker 3: So it's like the idea is to put yourself out
Speaker 3: there into the ether and then maybe somebody will see
Speaker 3: it and then share it. And I know there are
Speaker 3: people that do manipulative stuff all the time. Temple's brother
Speaker 3: was really good at that. I forgot that's right, Chris, Chris,
Speaker 3: he was really good at that, and you would show
Speaker 3: how he would manipulate and get on the front page
Speaker 3: of Reddit.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: I gott know from read it one time through r slash.
Speaker 3: I think it's black people Twitter. That sounds about Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was black people's Twitter.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: I was hanging out with the we were all hanging
Speaker 3: out at a vig con and it was the Eric
Speaker 3: comment etiquette with his pineapple haircut, like fucking h y
Speaker 3: Ms doing his so like fucking pineapple purse, pineapple haircut
Speaker 3: and an atom and I'm in between them looking.
Speaker 2: Actually wearing this.
Speaker 3: Funny enough, I'm wearing this thing and I'm looking like this.
Speaker 3: And then it was one of those memes like when
Speaker 3: you're when you're you know, like your your mom or
Speaker 3: your parents want you to like start hanging out with
Speaker 3: the white kids so you don't like join like a
Speaker 3: gang or whatever. It was like one of those things,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is so stupid.
Speaker 2: How this baby?
Speaker 3: I mean, I get it, I get it. They're they're
Speaker 3: they're actually pretty.
Speaker 2: It's a ridiculous image. That image looks insane.
Speaker 3: It's fucking that fucking I forgot that you would do
Speaker 3: that there, Adam. Every picture he'd be like talking and
Speaker 3: then a camera would come up and you and then
Speaker 3: start talking again. Like one frame.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good. That is interesting, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one frame of a et that reminds me
Speaker 3: of that frame.
Speaker 2: Looks like that ship is somebody was that porked? Plus?
Speaker 2: Who did that? Somebody? Somebody? Animal? That dude? Is he dead?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Fine, huh, he will be fine. Fine,
Speaker 2: I don't worry about portus. He's safe and sound.
Speaker 3: Oh he's Canadian, so he's he's you know, if he's Canadian.
Speaker 3: He's fine, he's Canadian. What do you is this like
Speaker 3: a Kingston brain thing where like you just you're seeing
Speaker 3: he's not from America.
Speaker 2: I know that. I do not know that. I do
Speaker 2: know he's not from America. I could be from Dubai
Speaker 2: for all we know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't think he's from Dubai because I remember
Speaker 3: him wearing a crop top one time.
Speaker 2: I don't think they play over there.
Speaker 3: You know my knowledge that slide.
Speaker 2: You know what my knowledge of Dubai is. Uh, there's
Speaker 2: a game called Spec offs the Line. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: got there's a multiplayer mode and there were a bunch
Speaker 2: of maps in Dubai, And I mean, like Dubai sucks really.
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 2: Said granted it was in the context of insane sandstorms
Speaker 2: in a fictional video game, right, Like my brain's like,
Speaker 2: what is what the fun is going on in Dubai?
Speaker 3: I do you think I will say that game came
Speaker 3: out in probably twenty thirteen or something, before the world
Speaker 3: about Dubai, before they invested like so much money into
Speaker 3: making it like the the epicenter of like vacations or
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but what happens is people billionaires go to Dubai.
Speaker 4: They by like rent like porn stars and they bang
Speaker 4: on there.
Speaker 3: Yeah buy, Yeah, it's basically a place to take high
Speaker 3: class whoors. And then there is like Global Vegas now Global, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess that's yeah Vegas, it's san Vegas. Well wait,
Speaker 3: that doesn't make sense because san Vegas is san Vegas
Speaker 3: like Global Vegas.
Speaker 2: It is like here is where you go like Tec.
Speaker 3: I guess Global, Yeah, it's it's Vegas, accurate, it's Vegas
Speaker 3: for everybody else?
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, the world Global? Where is Dubai? Though? What
Speaker 2: country is it? And?
Speaker 3: I think it's in the United Emirates?
Speaker 2: I think, isn't it?
Speaker 3: It's in the the the the Empire, the eat.
Speaker 2: I think I know what you're trying to say, but
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 4: I'm rich hearted, I don't put it that way. I
Speaker 4: don't know exactly where it is. I could I can
Speaker 4: probably put on a map before I can tell you
Speaker 4: what country it's in.
Speaker 2: There's no shot.
Speaker 3: Actually, how confused I am.
Speaker 2: No way you could.
Speaker 3: I think I know where it is, I actually cannot
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: You know what? You know?
Speaker 3: How I know where Kentucky Kentucky is?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Because it looks like glove. No, man, let's Michigan. You
Speaker 3: know that guy. You know that guy who was in
Speaker 3: the middle of the United States.
Speaker 2: You know that guy? Yeah, that guy? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: No, I have no idea what you're talking.
Speaker 2: He was the guy. He's made out of states. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Did you do good history?
Speaker 2: I did? Actually, it's a long time you're I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: You know the guy in the middle of the States
Speaker 2: where he's like you drawn and he's like he's got
Speaker 2: like a little chef's hat.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't know that that was a thing.
Speaker 2: I remember like teachers respected me. I remember this from
Speaker 2: like kindergarten or first grade.
Speaker 3: They were like, hey, you need a stupid person to
Speaker 3: conceptualize what this is. They didn't do that to us.
Speaker 3: How many states I did the thing with? I know what,
Speaker 3: I know all the states? This is my country. I
Speaker 3: know the capitals, I know information.
Speaker 2: What's the capital state? My ass? Yeah, my ass? Which
Speaker 2: one is it? Because you're gonna prove that I forgot, like,
Speaker 2: what's the capital of Uhistan?
Speaker 3: That's not a state. How do you know I live
Speaker 3: here and state?
Speaker 2: Trump's working on it. So hold on, that's true, that
Speaker 2: that God might be. I want all the stand countries.
Speaker 2: They're they're funny people I like.
Speaker 3: I like Joe Jo's bizarre fucking he watched bar at
Speaker 3: once and he's like he wants all the stand countries.
Speaker 3: I want them all.
Speaker 2: He's that guy.
Speaker 3: He's crazy, funny and legis song.
Speaker 2: I like the stands. I like this.
Speaker 3: What's the capital of South Carolina? South Carolina? Yeah, funk,
Speaker 3: that's North. I think Charlotte's North.
Speaker 2: It's Chusta.
Speaker 3: Is it Charleston?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: See you are you already you already showed that, Like
Speaker 3: I I'm completely rusty.
Speaker 2: That is the New Mexico. Yeah, New Mexico, North Carolina.
Speaker 2: New Mexico, North Carolina. Dude, when I found out the
Speaker 2: one dude, when I found out that Kansas City was
Speaker 2: not in Kansas had pissed me off. Actually, like it really.
Speaker 3: It's no, no, no, it's it's in a way worse state.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: That's pretty bad state, don't get me wrong. A lot
Speaker 3: of terrible people live there. But it's in Missouri. Yeah City, Missouri,
Speaker 3: which is misery, you know, Like it's like it makes
Speaker 3: that's the fact that that place is called that as crazy.
Speaker 2: Imagine New York City.
Speaker 3: They called it. The people that went there, the fucking
Speaker 3: dumb white people. They were like, hey, go over Midwest
Speaker 3: and go see what an Indian's doing. And they went
Speaker 3: there and they were just getting it haunted by wind
Speaker 3: to go and ship, and they called it misery.
Speaker 2: Missouri was, I have to say, like a of the
Speaker 2: states that I the United Emirates. Yes, yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: I when we were driving through the United States, I
Speaker 2: remember specifically Missouri being ugly, Like I like, Missouri was
Speaker 2: like specifically ugly, Like Kansas was boring and bland and
Speaker 2: also kind of dreary, but like Missouri had like architecture
Speaker 2: that I could only describe as like intentionally gross.
Speaker 3: I have no memory of. I know, I've passed through
Speaker 3: Missouri many times. I just don't It's just like nothing.
Speaker 3: I have a very memory, right, Yeah, have.
Speaker 4: You guys went, because you guys can't go through the
Speaker 4: tops like mountain just like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not really, yeah, because that's what Appalachia is and
Speaker 3: that's where like you'll might you'll meet a demon.
Speaker 2: Was an Appalachia in the south well that yeah, well
Speaker 2: most of all through Yeah, I know the appalach but
Speaker 2: like I mean, like what people refer to as Appalachia
Speaker 2: is not by Missouri.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Yeah, but also don't quote me
Speaker 3: on that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I thought, just like the south, the Apalachia was like
Speaker 4: if this is America, the whost benefit. I thought this
Speaker 4: part was like that. You was like this, there's the
Speaker 4: whole country. If you could see the whole country of America.
Speaker 4: Right this being the two tops where it's like Vermont
Speaker 4: touching Canada over here right, the two tops, and then
Speaker 4: like over here it's like I guess the top of
Speaker 4: the West Coast. I'm not saying it's like Washington. I
Speaker 4: think right at the top of the West that ship
Speaker 4: very I'm not remembering that. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I'm not like my brain is skipping.
Speaker 4: I thought Appalachia, like let's say, like I'm thinking of Seattle, Seattle,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of this. I'm thinking Illinois, Like Chicago's like
Speaker 4: the Illinois you think Apple Chicago.
Speaker 2: Not there.
Speaker 4: I think it's below it. But it's like to the
Speaker 4: west right, it's like a little bit.
Speaker 2: Man, this is the dumbest.
Speaker 3: If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why don't you just confirm it real quick, because all
Speaker 3: have computers. Yeah, that's true, and it's like usually have
Speaker 3: your phone out. I'm shocked at your phone is having
Speaker 3: some sort of knowledge that's already baked into your brain.
Speaker 3: All right, why are you looking that up? Where do
Speaker 3: you think? So where do you think to buy? Is?
Speaker 3: Like what is it like attached to? Like if you
Speaker 3: had to like a country that it's the country that
Speaker 3: is well known to the world, where would you say,
Speaker 3: Dubai is adjacent to.
Speaker 2: The United this is the United Arab Emirates.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, this is like which is you know a
Speaker 3: few you know how the UK like that. So I
Speaker 3: really have no concept of like where this place is.
Speaker 3: That's that's how I was too until I just looked
Speaker 3: it up right now. So the biggest landmark, it's just
Speaker 3: it's uh to the right of Saudi Saudi Arabia. So
Speaker 3: like so if you Saudi Arabia and then you just
Speaker 3: a little bit south into the right on the the border,
Speaker 3: I mean, but on the coast Abia like Abu Dhabi's they.
Speaker 2: People vacation Saudi Arabia as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's all relative and stuff, and they
Speaker 3: all have all that crazy fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 3: They're not. They're not encountering the struggle that's there, like
Speaker 3: they're not.
Speaker 2: You know that's interesting. I know, it's like it's like
Speaker 2: a resort.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of those people are richer
Speaker 3: than Elon Musk, but they just don't like, oh they don't,
Speaker 3: they don't. They don't broadcast their money because they always say, like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's the richest person in the world them, Like I
Speaker 3: don't believe that by it. I go with it because
Speaker 3: I just what's the point of pushing back against that.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. But like I don't think I think.
Speaker 2: There's no shot. Now.
Speaker 3: I think there are people that that are worth trillions.
Speaker 4: I think there are people that are worth so much money,
Speaker 4: but they're the money that they are worth, the money
Speaker 4: that they're worth is so like one hundred percent negatively
Speaker 4: gained that they can't broadcast it at all.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like it's like it's so like, undoubtedly
Speaker 4: they're just from selling young girls.
Speaker 2: Wherever do that.
Speaker 4: I just think, I mean, like it's like that's where
Speaker 4: I think it's more just.
Speaker 3: Resource Like you're sitting on the amount of land you
Speaker 3: have and the amount of oil you have and uh,
Speaker 3: minerals and all that kind of stuff is worth this amount,
Speaker 3: because it's the same thing for Elon. Elon doesn't have.
Speaker 3: Elon is worth trillions. He doesn't just have. He can't
Speaker 3: just well, sorry, I said, we don't work trillions. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's crazy. He's worth billions. He's worth like four hundred billion,
Speaker 3: but he can't just pull for under billion dollars out
Speaker 3: of his bank account. It's worth it's not liquid, right, right.
Speaker 4: So it was the entire sorry, it's the entirely Appelachian trail.
Speaker 4: It starts in Maine. I didn't know it started in
Speaker 4: Maine at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, yeah, it starts. I understand that that's the trail.
Speaker 3: That's not all the Appalachia area they called that.
Speaker 2: Appalacha is like a very specific term.
Speaker 4: And I thought it was like going towards the Midwest,
Speaker 4: Like I didn't know. I didn't That's what I thought
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: I in my mind, it's like in the south.
Speaker 3: To me, because I'm like, yeah, it's the fucking mountains,
Speaker 3: and it does go up to yeah, it does go
Speaker 3: up to the northeast, so interesting West Virginia.
Speaker 2: Kind of area.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I mean, it definitely passes through.
Speaker 4: Uh, that's the kind of area where you meet from
Speaker 4: the hills have eyes and like that where you meet
Speaker 4: like the motherfuckers that are radiated from like their parents
Speaker 4: fucked me throughther for years.
Speaker 2: I think like Inahuasca, did you watch the I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, do you guys see that they found that
Speaker 2: giant skeleton?
Speaker 3: What do you mean where in Dubai? Oh no, what
Speaker 3: did they see? Could they determine cause they could determine
Speaker 3: the ethnicity of this gentle person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a Jewish fella. Oh wow Ashkenazi? Oh
Speaker 2: there interesting? Interesting? Do there his head? I think the
Speaker 2: skull they found the skull, and the skull was about
Speaker 2: I think forty million inches. I don't think you know
Speaker 2: in diameter.
Speaker 3: In forty million inches in diameter, really fascinating story.
Speaker 4: I can't think it's that like that is like that's
Speaker 4: a big number, But you don't know how big that
Speaker 4: number is.
Speaker 2: Forty million inches in diameter. I think I understand.
Speaker 3: I think you I think you know that's big. I
Speaker 3: don't think you understand how large that that's. I think
Speaker 3: Siri can could quantify how many meters that is.
Speaker 2: I know, I know gpt can oh, SERI cannot that
Speaker 2: is anything. It's actually bewildering how we've been like trinked
Speaker 2: to thinking that. Yeah, go ahead, Siri. How many mecking bitch?
Speaker 2: Hey siri? How many meters? Is four hundred million inches?
Speaker 2: Four million? Is anything in the world that big? You mean,
Speaker 2: just gave up, just shut off? So ten million meters.
Speaker 3: In diameter, Chris, that thing is diameter. That's okay. What's
Speaker 3: the diameter of the Earth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is the diameter of the Earth in meters?
Speaker 2: Answer found, Chris?
Speaker 3: That's the galaxy? You just that was the risk. That's
Speaker 3: the galaxy. It was the biggest skeleton. What was it seven?
Speaker 3: What was seven thy nine hundred and eighty? That's great,
Speaker 3: that said galaxy? You just said, not even a galloy?
Speaker 3: What's the bigger than the galay? What's the greater cosmos?
Speaker 2: Put the diameter of the galaxy? Hey? How how big
Speaker 2: is the estimated diameter of the galaxy? You need to
Speaker 2: estimated milk.
Speaker 5: Galaxy mated around one hundred thousand years about nine point
Speaker 5: five times ten to the power of twelve kilometers. The
Speaker 5: diameter of the Milky Way galaxy is estimated to be
Speaker 5: about nine point five times the power of seventeen kilometers.
Speaker 2: That doesn't help me. That's still that's still, that's still
Speaker 2: much smaller than what you said.
Speaker 3: No, that is actually insanely much larger.
Speaker 2: What do you say, that's that's much larger. It's it's
Speaker 2: tens You switch your opinion, like mid sentence, you see that.
Speaker 3: I don't you just spoke? I spoke because I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say that what just happened? Yeah, Yeah, that's much much
Speaker 3: much bigger than.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's so funny, how like I hate the universe because
Speaker 3: of how when you see a picture when they when
Speaker 3: they when they have a picture of a just a
Speaker 3: small little speck and you see a bunch of galaxies
Speaker 3: within that area, I'm like, that's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2: That's just one.
Speaker 3: Little teeny like the and then and then based on numbers,
Speaker 3: a multiverse ship is a thing. Essentially, you are letting
Speaker 3: yourself fall into the big problem of your trying to
Speaker 3: understand a cosmology as a dirt monkey on Earth, you know,
Speaker 3: it is like, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: To look at it's three four thirty three billion feet.
Speaker 2: What is forty billion inches? So it's forty million inches.
Speaker 4: Oh my finding that just in just in Bethlehem somewhere.
Speaker 3: This is like some interdimensional thing that could exist simultaneously
Speaker 3: in its dimension in ours because.
Speaker 2: Work is poking out of does that work? And they
Speaker 2: somehow killed it? They killed it. Felt that. I think
Speaker 2: it's just maybe natural causes.
Speaker 4: Maybe so it might have been having a heart attack,
Speaker 4: Well it might.
Speaker 2: It might have been like, uh, you know, how like
Speaker 2: people with Marphan syndrome. You know, Marfan syndrome syndrome that's
Speaker 2: tall like lanky a Linko Lincoln, Lincoln, you know, like
Speaker 2: what yeah, freaklink frinky link he you know, people like that,
Speaker 2: people like that are so tall that their heart can't
Speaker 2: pump the blood to the brain, to their brain, and
Speaker 2: Dick gets simultaneously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they get bots and they actual he die.
Speaker 2: He has to choose one path.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a slender man. And slender Man is a
Speaker 3: guy with war that's just like he just has. He's
Speaker 3: just a misunderstood guy. He's asking for help me. He's
Speaker 3: leaving those pages a little bit because he can't talk
Speaker 3: to about it. He gets tired, he fall asleep because
Speaker 3: you don't, because he doesn't, you don't ever see slender
Speaker 3: slender Man actually do anything to you write.
Speaker 4: I mean, he shows up and he scares you, but
Speaker 4: he's just like, hey, can you give me a second
Speaker 4: to tell you that? And you run off, I feel
Speaker 4: and you die from fear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see Dick. But his voice is he's so
Speaker 2: tall that his voice is so far his mouth is
Speaker 2: so far away from his lungs that when he.
Speaker 3: Talks, it sounds like static.
Speaker 4: With siren Head. Siren Head's not really trying to hurt anybody.
Speaker 4: He's just trying to ask for directions how to get home. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it sounds like a siren understood. They're all misunderstood. Absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think, honestly sure, story writing a bunch of like
Speaker 4: creepy pastas that are just misunderstood. I like they're just
Speaker 4: simply like they're just simply that'd be really fun trying
Speaker 4: to just get home.
Speaker 3: And they're from like a different place and they're like, guys,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hurt anybody, please, everybody's attacking me. I
Speaker 3: just want to get to my house. I don't want
Speaker 3: to hear I'm not a paranormal. I'm just a guy woke.
Speaker 2: I don't hear that woke ship about like it's misunderstood,
Speaker 2: fucking or except families fucking get the fuck out of air. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sh misunderstood. Why can't people just be evil like in
Speaker 2: the good old days?
Speaker 3: In the good old days, not all is woke?
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty five, guys, suck you guys are so you guys?
Speaker 4: Are you guys should both fucking complete?
Speaker 3: Like whatever in PC and and pegger Anyway, anyway, what
Speaker 3: do we want to do?
Speaker 2: We've spent a good thirty minutes talking about nothing that
Speaker 2: was awesome? Yeah, what have been talking about? Wait? Absolutely
Speaker 2: is the dog thing in the city?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't don't come back to that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's nothing of value to be learned
Speaker 2: in that time. I just don't.
Speaker 3: So I don't because I guess he's a society of civilizations?
Speaker 2: What is these? What did you say? Civilization? Civilization? Society?
Speaker 3: Are dogs over older than Sigmyer?
Speaker 2: Siev?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Uh? What Sidmyer? Civilization? You fool? Give me alone? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are they so dogs older than? Is sid Meyer like
Speaker 2: a Tom Clancy type figure? I now, I'm I probably like,
Speaker 2: is there even a Sidmyer? Like? I don't know at
Speaker 2: this point of like you question.
Speaker 3: You've You've made me question everything because I legitimately Tom
Speaker 3: Clancy was live.
Speaker 2: In the last episode we talked about Tom Clancy and
Speaker 2: how he really has very little if anything to do
Speaker 2: with anything that has his name on it, especially you know,
Speaker 2: after his death obviously, but like, yeah, it's like, is
Speaker 2: sid Meyer.
Speaker 3: They are older? They expected to be older the civilization?
Speaker 2: What dogs? Dogs? The people domesticated wolves while they were
Speaker 2: developing their animals while they were like, uh, in tribes.
Speaker 4: Well, well obviously that makes sense. Yeah, but because dogs
Speaker 4: are more modern than wolves.
Speaker 2: Dogs are wolves, yes, but like we're talking about domesticated dogs,
Speaker 2: not like, well, so what you're asking is, is is
Speaker 2: a domesticated dog older than civilization?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty obviously, that's what you think about it
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 3: Deeper, yeah, well, like so it does seem. It did
Speaker 3: seem obviously. The only reason I didn't say obviously because
Speaker 3: what in tribes, why don't they domesticate wolves or something? However,
Speaker 3: I was thinking maybe they didn't do that until civilization
Speaker 3: sprung up and then they started having pets. That was
Speaker 3: the only thing I was thinking of why I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say definitive duh, But uh, yeah, it is plausible that
Speaker 3: it's it's it's more obvious than not. I guess that's
Speaker 3: gay and boring.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what do we want to know?
Speaker 3: I need so my thumbnail, my thumbnail subjects. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: need a thumbnail whenever we go, because I love when
Speaker 3: we talk about random Ship. It's actually like my favorite
Speaker 3: podcast episodes. But then, like fuck, we didn't stick on
Speaker 3: anything long enough to where I'm like, what am I
Speaker 3: even gonna.
Speaker 4: Choose to think about the planet and the number? Chris
Speaker 4: gave what that's like?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I got some I got some perflet druma,
Speaker 3: I got some purple drum.
Speaker 2: All right. So Phil Franco's dead.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's right, Rip film, rip Phil de
Speaker 3: Franco will be.
Speaker 2: Phil the finished finish.
Speaker 3: It turns out up.
Speaker 2: Philip definished, so stupid good one. I don't I think
Speaker 2: that's a good one.
Speaker 3: Philip the finished or finished the Franco finished, the Francos
Speaker 3: pretty finished, Frank finished the Franco's actually kind of good.
Speaker 2: That's actually good one.
Speaker 3: If he dies finished to like immediately you have that
Speaker 3: sh qt up like he his death goes live and
Speaker 3: six seconds later you have that posted already you get it,
Speaker 3: promote out, make sure you have it in your your
Speaker 3: your drafts. Yeah you have at your drafts. I don't finish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there is uh yeah, so what is it?
Speaker 2: We got some we got some drama that we can
Speaker 2: throw on the thumbnail.
Speaker 3: There's there's some drama drama that It's funny because I
Speaker 3: watched the Philip de Franco thing his show and he
Speaker 3: was talking about Ethan Klein's crash out. But Ethan has
Speaker 3: stepped up the he stepped up his Look. Man, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be a little bit rude. I'm just gonna be rude.
Speaker 3: He stepped up his uh, his crying wolf thing that
Speaker 3: he's doing. And I say this because you're talking about Yeah,
Speaker 3: Ethan Klin not not a finished the Franco.
Speaker 2: He's just doing his job whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's not finished yet, so unfinished a Franco,
Speaker 3: nearly finished the Franco on the verge of being finished.
Speaker 3: Would it he dies soon? That'd be crazy. I mean,
Speaker 3: people would blame it on us.
Speaker 2: They blame it on you, they blame on him. He
Speaker 2: came up with it, saying it, Yeah, you came up
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 3: I never it never would have been either without you,
Speaker 3: I would an I'm not that maniacole to come up
Speaker 3: with something like that. You would throw into the first.
Speaker 2: But for some reason they're gonna pin on you. You start,
Speaker 2: you came up with it, Zoo.
Speaker 3: Prison, prison for making fun of dead Philip, the Franco
Speaker 3: and dead. Yet you aren't even gonna trial. They just
Speaker 3: say prison now, and then they slap you in iron
Speaker 3: things and then the trial is for if they're gonna
Speaker 3: kill you or not. Oh that's great, you're in prison already,
Speaker 3: but you're se if you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: Jail, I've lost all my rights anyway. Now, I just now,
Speaker 2: like the argument of the decade is really whether or
Speaker 2: not I die in prison or they kill me? The
Speaker 2: people versus Chris Reaguan, Do we kill him like for
Speaker 2: making fun of Philip Frank, making.
Speaker 4: Fun of you, for finished Franco, being innocent and having
Speaker 4: to be held like you're just innocent, you didn't do
Speaker 4: anything wrong. And then people have already gotten past the
Speaker 4: point of you being guilty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you're just like they're not deciding your fate and.
Speaker 2: You're like, wait, what happened? We didn't even go through it?
Speaker 2: Whether I did not you did it, bitch. I love
Speaker 2: those videos of Nancy Grace. Have you seen those videos
Speaker 2: Nancy Grace? Like cause you know Nancy Grace.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, but what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: So like because of the what is it Casey Anthony
Speaker 2: coming back? Uh huh uh, Nancy Grace was like this bitch,
Speaker 2: So Nancy Graces came out again because she's like Nancy Grace,
Speaker 2: I guess to Casey Anthony is Norm McDonald to O. J. Simpson,
Speaker 2: where like if anything's happening with him, it's like he
Speaker 2: has to show up to like respond to redrag everything
Speaker 2: through again, right, and I love it. She's like this
Speaker 2: bitch is on substack. What a cunt. She didn't say
Speaker 2: any of that, but it was damn near.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is pretty fucking wild that stump bitch way
Speaker 3: like go way forever, you fucking thought to the biggest
Speaker 3: bullet And it's like she's trying to get murked or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we'll just stay around long enough to wear something
Speaker 3: bad actually happens, dur maybe she can get a big
Speaker 3: payout or something.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is that, like Casey Anthony was originally yeah
Speaker 2: I'm listening there, she was actually gonna read the original
Speaker 2: like big bad. She's originally the main villain of the
Speaker 2: kids next door. Oh oh, I didn't know that. That
Speaker 2: actually makes a lot of sense though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have Casey Anthony being like a character from Bloodborn,
Speaker 4: and it's like she which one I don't know. It's
Speaker 4: like one of the people that kills one of the babies,
Speaker 4: one of the little space babies Space babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, little space baby. You're talking about that space blood Born.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of she like fucking he's like the
Speaker 3: fucking she like fucking the Moon's presence. But is Casey
Speaker 3: Anthony father Gascoigne. But it's like, you know, she's just
Speaker 3: chopping up her own babies and the fucking graves and
Speaker 3: killing him again killing taking a little umbilical cords.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Philip Franco's dead.
Speaker 3: Franco's dead. Ethan Klein did it actually, so he pinned
Speaker 3: on him? Yeah, yeah, so Ethan c Look, we briefly
Speaker 3: mentioned Ethan client crashing out, and uh, the one thing
Speaker 3: that's upsetting me because you know, we all know Ethan Klein.
Speaker 3: We're acquainted with Ethan Klein. Yeah, we had no problem
Speaker 3: with Ethan and The thing that I guess that upsets
Speaker 3: me is knowing him, had many conversations with him, broke bread.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know he knows better. I know he
Speaker 3: knows how the internet works. I don't know what's going
Speaker 3: on with this guy. He's having a moment, and I
Speaker 3: feel like his friends and his co host are failing
Speaker 3: him by enabling his epic crash out. Because if I
Speaker 3: were on that show, I would have left for principle.
Speaker 3: Out of principle, be like, but I can't support what
Speaker 3: you're doing because the stuff that he's doing now's all
Speaker 3: this stuff had to do with like Hassan and all
Speaker 3: that shit, right, but it's now spilled into all these
Speaker 3: different other things that's now affecting his family. It's to
Speaker 3: the point where CPS was called.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I've heard different things that the way CPS works in California.
Speaker 3: I haven't verified this. I don't care enough, but there's
Speaker 3: people that were like, hey, the way that he's describing
Speaker 3: the way CPS works, it does not work. You cannot
Speaker 3: do anonymous tips the way that swatting works. It has
Speaker 3: to be a credible source.
Speaker 2: It can't be anonymous.
Speaker 3: That is what I've heard. How it works in California.
Speaker 2: Well, so the loophole I think in that is that
Speaker 2: a credible source, the concept of a credible source is
Speaker 2: tailored for your average person's experience. So therefore, like if
Speaker 2: you're like a celebrity and you broadcast a lot about
Speaker 2: like your personal life, and you know, like let's say,
Speaker 2: like this is where we live, you know, this is
Speaker 2: family members, et cetera, and a lot of random people
Speaker 2: know deep information about you that for most people qualifies
Speaker 2: like a credible source. So I think that's like the
Speaker 2: loophole that like was managed to like maybe that's what
Speaker 2: I heard. It makes sense to me, which is fine.
Speaker 2: I just I just heard that you can't do.
Speaker 3: If I want to do my due diligence, I would
Speaker 3: verify if you could have an anonymous because that was
Speaker 3: a specific thing, like saying that I heard in California,
Speaker 3: it cannot be anonymous. Sure, I don't know if that
Speaker 3: now that's I feel like that's that's a kind of.
Speaker 2: A moot point. The only reason of weird if you couldn't.
Speaker 3: The only reason I think it's the only thing I
Speaker 3: read because of how much people abuse a system.
Speaker 2: I think it absolutely should not be anonymous. In any
Speaker 2: circumstance that's fair.
Speaker 3: And so anyway, the only reason I haven't verified that
Speaker 3: is because it's somewhat moved, because it's not the point
Speaker 3: of this entire argument, because from my point of view,
Speaker 3: the reason this happened at all, you know, like say
Speaker 3: like is his crash out. He knowing Ethan knows how
Speaker 3: the internet works. It's why on his own podcast he
Speaker 3: will dock somebody a detractor many times, and even their
Speaker 3: screenshots of him because he uses an Instagram all the
Speaker 3: time in his stories and when he docks this one
Speaker 3: recent guy that said, like he told Elo to rotten
Speaker 3: Hell when she got the star David Tattoo. Now they're
Speaker 3: saying that they're I just hate what's happening, because it's
Speaker 3: obvious why people are upset, but they're playing it as, oh,
Speaker 3: they're just Nazis, and that's very calling the guy that
Speaker 3: didn't say anything racist, for example, a guy that he docks,
Speaker 3: he didn't say anything racist. He said, I've been following
Speaker 3: you guys since fifteen k I'm glad I don't like
Speaker 3: follow you guys anymore, rotten Hell. So there's no racist
Speaker 3: implication on those in that text. But he called him
Speaker 3: a Nazien and Andy semi linking it because it was
Speaker 3: on ELA's tattoo of the star David. So if you're
Speaker 3: a stupid person, I understand how you can make that connection.
Speaker 3: But we use the internet, and we also understand that
Speaker 3: people are upset because of the timing, not that Ela
Speaker 3: is a fucking Israeli and got a star tattoo. It's
Speaker 3: there's a current conflict happening, and then as you guys
Speaker 3: are being accused of being Zionist, you get a tattoo
Speaker 3: and people are annoyed. And it's not like it's the
Speaker 3: same thing that happened when Ela she had an artist
Speaker 3: working with her and then said I don't, I can't
Speaker 3: no longer work with you. And then Eli said, oh,
Speaker 3: he no longer wants to work with me because I'm Israeli.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, pause, you've been Israeli the entire time.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: And in the text, hold on once it's becomes well,
Speaker 3: that's the thing. And even in the text it didn't
Speaker 3: say anything that had to do with that. It was
Speaker 3: obviously a brand issue, like, hey, your guys' brand's a
Speaker 3: little toxic right now. I'm not gonna work with you guys,
Speaker 3: even though I work with you prior. They've worked together before.
Speaker 3: But something's happening right now where they're doing this weird
Speaker 3: victim thing that's causing these crazy assholes on the internet
Speaker 3: in the subreddits and stuff to go way crazier. And
Speaker 3: now Ethan is publicly doxing people on his fucking platform,
Speaker 3: on the podcast that has tens of thousands of the
Speaker 3: current viewers and almost a million fucking views on the VODs,
Speaker 3: a lot of people. So the fans are going hard
Speaker 3: on the penle these people. These people are coming out.
Speaker 3: This one guy came out and he's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: my mom's a teacher and they're attacking her. They're saying
Speaker 3: all this crazy shit and they won't leave her alone.
Speaker 3: They won't leave my family alone. But Ethan broadcasted it
Speaker 3: and he said on his story that he wishes that
Speaker 3: he could have found more people, but most of the
Speaker 3: people talking shit are anonymous, so he wants to put
Speaker 3: these people on blast. And I'm like, okay, first of all,
Speaker 3: you're doing this crazy shit that no one should be doing,
Speaker 3: especially in somebody as large as his platform. And number two,
Speaker 3: you're inviting insane people to do the same thing to
Speaker 3: you now. And now he makes a video saying I
Speaker 3: can't believe these people are doing this to me, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: My guy?
Speaker 3: And so he makes this video talking about the CPS thing,
Speaker 3: which is obviously fucked up, of course, but then he
Speaker 3: doesn't he leaves out anything that like, oh, I'm engaging
Speaker 3: in this type of behavior, even fucking Hassan. That could
Speaker 3: have been really inflammatory if you wanted to, because Ethan's
Speaker 3: saying that Hassan's like responsible for a lot of this stuff,
Speaker 3: not even Hassan's fans just saying Hassan. Hassan said like,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do anything like this because I'm not Ethan Klein,
Speaker 3: and that was the biggest thing that he said. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, care to elaborate what you mean by that, sir,
Speaker 3: But he didn't even care to elaborate. So if you
Speaker 3: are a Hassan detractor and you hate him, you're immediately
Speaker 3: gonna take a side, sure, And it's just there's so
Speaker 3: much nuance left out to where obviously stank shouldn't gotten
Speaker 3: the way where they got into, but they only got
Speaker 3: there because Ethan's just crashing out. So hard. He has
Speaker 3: a vendetta and you won't stop. It's to the point
Speaker 3: where his vendetta is more important than his family safety.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 3: That sounds insane, but that is literally what's happening right now,
Speaker 3: and if anybody wants to be honest about the situation,
Speaker 3: that's the conversation that needs to be had. It's like Dan,
Speaker 3: his producer, Ab and all those people that still work there.
Speaker 3: It's like, bro, you've been crashing out for like over
Speaker 3: a year, trying to sue people, sue subreddits, doxing people,
Speaker 3: being proud of it, calling everyone Nazis and anti Semites
Speaker 3: and all this shit, and then now he's like surprised
Speaker 3: that people are fucking these crazy assholes, these terminally online
Speaker 3: people are fucking with him when he's been fucking with them.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, like, there's this guy Baden Panada that
Speaker 3: I discovered just like a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 3: he's kind of an asshole, but he's an asshole, but
Speaker 3: he's also he's an asshole. But look at Ethan understands this.
Speaker 3: Here's something that happened with bad Panada. The reason why
Speaker 3: they they have such beef. Ethan said by the definition
Speaker 3: of what a terrorist is. Ela when she was a
Speaker 3: part of the IDEF is technically a terrorist. And even
Speaker 3: at one point Ethan was like, I understand why people
Speaker 3: think the IDEA for terrorists, but like Elo was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I was like a secretary obviously, But also you
Speaker 3: know that if there was like a secretary in Hamas,
Speaker 3: they wouldn't give them that grace.
Speaker 2: So it's getting a little thing to imagine she was doing,
Speaker 2: use your coffee.
Speaker 3: But it's a crazy situation that people are just being
Speaker 3: purposefully obtuse and thing. I never would have guessed that
Speaker 3: Ethan would be obtuse about this, But when I saw
Speaker 3: that documentary, did the content nuke and the amount of
Speaker 3: stuff he left out, and I was like damn, it
Speaker 3: really made me feel like it really made me feel
Speaker 3: like damn. I just didn't I didn't know he had
Speaker 3: this in him. And I feel like it's not it's
Speaker 3: not him.
Speaker 2: He's just.
Speaker 3: Like to me, it's like Joe Rogan, it's him now,
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean, Like Joe Rogan, the
Speaker 3: way how much he's changed, that's him. I don't believe
Speaker 3: that he's like in this weird turmoil thing right now.
Speaker 3: I feel like Ethan's in like having like this weird turmoil,
Speaker 3: and he's so obsessed with like trying to defeat these
Speaker 3: people who he deems are evil and need to be
Speaker 3: like taking off the internet, that nothing else really matters
Speaker 3: above that, because you know, he's it's affecting his show,
Speaker 3: it's now it's affecting.
Speaker 2: His family, like it didn't need to get this far.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think it's it's unfortunately it's it's it's
Speaker 4: I get, I get, I get the defensive nature of
Speaker 4: of him culturally, because the idea of that, like historically
Speaker 4: his people have been under attack for a while. They've
Speaker 4: been given a pretty shitty hand and things a lot
Speaker 4: all over Europe and the Middle East, And I think
Speaker 4: he's coming from that place way too hard. What's coming
Speaker 4: from that place way too hard?
Speaker 2: Real quick? Though.
Speaker 3: The thing that's interesting is that when this all started,
Speaker 3: he was an extreme voice of reason.
Speaker 2: This is this is the this is the only problem.
Speaker 2: It didn't it didn't start off that way, So that's why.
Speaker 2: So that's but like that's what it sounds.
Speaker 4: Like though, But then it turns into like I'm being ostracized,
Speaker 4: I'm being belittled because of this this reason.
Speaker 3: Why right, But it's like, no, it's like, why did
Speaker 3: it If he started off being like a complete ally
Speaker 3: and everybody saw him that way, It's like people didn't
Speaker 3: just randomly out of nowhere to start calling accusing him
Speaker 3: of being a Zionist. Something happened from his point of
Speaker 3: view that made him to be more defensive of Israel.
Speaker 3: His wife is from there, right, but she didn't do
Speaker 3: anything either. They were both very sympathetic to the Palestinian
Speaker 3: you know, like yes, it's just like you know, I'm
Speaker 3: talking about post the situation post October seventh. They were
Speaker 3: very sympathetic to the Plinian.
Speaker 4: Things are still progressively going on over there, and you
Speaker 4: never know who and their family have been hurt or
Speaker 4: are been harmed by all this stuff that's going on. Granted,
Speaker 4: doesn't exactly mean justify this this.
Speaker 2: This like damn near.
Speaker 3: Just how we're getting at it's what we're just getting
Speaker 3: a timeline. It's kind of like where there's a lot
Speaker 3: of people that think all this stuff started post October seventh.
Speaker 3: There's a history, we know this, and so in the
Speaker 3: same way, there's a history of the way that they
Speaker 3: were advocating, and then it kind of changed, and it
Speaker 3: changed on their in because of certain things that happen,
Speaker 3: and now, unfortunately, because of the conflicts between Ethan and Hassan,
Speaker 3: things have gotten so weird and hostile. But it's really
Speaker 3: only coming from one side. And that's the thing that
Speaker 3: a lot of people aren't understanding. Like Hassan, I did
Speaker 3: my due diligence to be like, what is Hassan saying
Speaker 3: about Ethan? Fucking hardly anything you can fit it in
Speaker 3: like a vod of like a fucking like an hour
Speaker 3: or two or something versus Ethan. It's almost every fucking day.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, that's that's kind of thing for me
Speaker 2: where I'm just like it, I knew jack shit about
Speaker 2: really any of this, Yeah, because I don't care. I
Speaker 2: get I don't give it, Like, I don't really I
Speaker 2: don't watch this on ever, I don't. I've seen enough
Speaker 2: of his stuff where I'm just like, he's kind of
Speaker 2: just like a it's kind of a bimbo, you know,
Speaker 2: there's really not like I.
Speaker 3: Would say it's a bimbo. I think he's pretty well learned,
Speaker 3: but I think I think it's half and half. I
Speaker 3: think I think I've seen just stupid.
Speaker 2: That's kind of the thing where it's like, it really
Speaker 2: is such a coin toss, to the point where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I might as well not pay attention.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Well learn My argument is
Speaker 4: that he's he has to play up to the streaming
Speaker 4: system of it. Whatever that is, it is, you know
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 2: It is that.
Speaker 4: But like, I think he's pretty because when he talks
Speaker 4: about stuff that he's serious about, he's pretty knowledgeable about it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I would argue, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, I've heard I've heard him even fucking way wrong,
Speaker 2: to the point where I'm just like, all right, whatever,
Speaker 2: you're just a guy on the internet. You're saying ship. Fine,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest and continue your point. The one thing
Speaker 3: I have noticed that how much he's been clipped out
Speaker 3: of context is actually insane. Actually this is me being
Speaker 3: so indifferent to Hassan but just actually doing my due
Speaker 3: diligence to understand this because I was a little bit
Speaker 3: interested in, like what the fuck was happening, And I
Speaker 3: know for sure, especially within that stupid fucking video that
Speaker 3: content nuke, It's almost every clip that was used there
Speaker 3: was some nuance that was left out, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is insane. I can't fucking believe this. But is
Speaker 3: it so much nuance that it would transform entirely?
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, that's the thing that's crazy, because like there's
Speaker 2: some things that I saw I was just like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't really know, Like I have a pretty good
Speaker 2: eye for things that like I've seen people get taken
Speaker 2: eye contacts a million times.
Speaker 3: Well that's that's that's true.
Speaker 4: But but like I think, I think Hassan speaks in
Speaker 4: hYP hyperbole too often. Sure, I think the words he
Speaker 4: uses are were content creators.
Speaker 5: We know.
Speaker 2: Off the top, we get it right, but when he
Speaker 2: that's why hard to take people like this seriously, you're
Speaker 2: a streamer, you're gonna say ship.
Speaker 4: Every every time I see a content to come up
Speaker 4: and they're like really like an exposed thing and a
Speaker 4: very honest I'm like, I can't believe you entirely because
Speaker 4: I know you're doing like you can apologize what I'm
Speaker 4: making a whole big video grandstanding about it. So my
Speaker 4: instinct is like always like a little like back off you, Like,
Speaker 4: I hope it's for the most genuine reasons, right, But
Speaker 4: when it comes to things about politics in particular.
Speaker 2: It's all nuanced, sure, but then there's no but it's not.
Speaker 2: It's literally I literally.
Speaker 3: Right, I guess check it out. So the problem is
Speaker 3: we understand that most people aren't going to go verify.
Speaker 3: They're not going that's just that's just not how the
Speaker 3: Internet works. So that's whatever it is, what it is.
Speaker 3: It would be on his song to understand that he
Speaker 3: because he calls it, they call it clip chimping. At
Speaker 3: least I've heard him say that a million times. They
Speaker 3: clip chimp me, clip chimp me. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: knowing that that would happen, It's like, bro, you got
Speaker 3: to tighten up your fucking your arguments. You got to
Speaker 3: tighten up your things knowing that people are gonna clip
Speaker 3: things out of context. And one thing that happens all
Speaker 3: the time is it's a Destiny subreddit. Destiny hates Hassan
Speaker 3: and his fans hate Hassan because they had a falling
Speaker 3: out a long time ago. I don't know exactly what happened,
Speaker 3: but I just know they hate each other. Ethan gets
Speaker 3: most of his ammunition from the Destiny subredd and people
Speaker 3: have proved it time and time again, where it's showing
Speaker 3: all this thing was posted this exact hour, and then
Speaker 3: it was posted on Ethan's story on his Instagram the
Speaker 3: exact hour that it came out. So he's just getting
Speaker 3: his information all these clips clipped out of context from
Speaker 3: this specific subreddit, and Ethan won't just go to the
Speaker 3: direct source of verify of what it's true or not.
Speaker 2: He just won't do it, doesn't he's not interested in it.
Speaker 3: I think he's more interested in smearing Hassan than actually
Speaker 3: trying to legitimately take him down. And I feel like
Speaker 3: his content Nuke would have done really well if he
Speaker 3: would have just found the legitimate things that he said
Speaker 3: that are like really inflammatory, really fucking stupid, and not
Speaker 3: just like hey, there's another minute or two of something
Speaker 3: explaining what's happening, like say, when he's talking about like
Speaker 3: many things, there's many things that they've talked about, and
Speaker 3: it's just I'm like, fuck, I understand where Hassan's coming
Speaker 3: from now because I heard the rest of the fucking
Speaker 3: thing he was saying. And this happens all the time.
Speaker 3: We can we can get clipped out of context, even
Speaker 3: like I say something and it sounds like I'm talking
Speaker 3: about something gay just because of the word that come
Speaker 3: or whatever it's context. That's literally that's why I'm all,
Speaker 3: that's hilarious. Actually, yeah, that's a good, good point.
Speaker 2: This is me.
Speaker 3: I want to be very clear, this is I'm coming
Speaker 3: from someone who's completely indifferent Hassan. I am actually someone
Speaker 3: who has considered even a friend, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So I'm coming from this aspect of being neutral and
Speaker 3: looking into this stuff and realizing, oh, Hassan isn't Hassan
Speaker 3: is retarded in many ways, but people are being very
Speaker 3: unche charitable, and I don't expect them to be more charitable.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, though, I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't expect people to be like, oh, let me
Speaker 3: go to Hassan's VODs and fucking yea one's gonna do.
Speaker 3: I don't expect that. But also recognize, just at least
Speaker 3: recognize that you may not know the entire fucking story,
Speaker 3: and which means you should just disregard what you saw.
Speaker 3: That's what I usually do. Well, I'm like, that sounds crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't know, and I just if I'm not that interested,
Speaker 3: if I'm not going to go search for it, I
Speaker 3: don't care anymore.
Speaker 2: To me, I've seen too much. And obviously Ethan's like
Speaker 2: crashing out specifically, like and he's way more focused on it.
Speaker 2: But I've seen both of these people say things that
Speaker 2: I'm just like, that's just objectively false and this is
Speaker 2: so clearly not what is happening, and so to me,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, this is ethereal bullshit that really doesn't
Speaker 2: matter at all outside of to these people who are
Speaker 2: for some reason fed the flames of it. And I
Speaker 2: think even just for some reason is really like stoking
Speaker 2: the flames of this thing. Time about like because I
Speaker 2: follow Ethan on like Instagram or whatever, and oh, oh
Speaker 2: a story and it's just like some fucking block a
Speaker 2: text about some fucking shit that no one cares about.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, what do you do if anybody
Speaker 2: if I was doing this and I had no friends
Speaker 2: coming to me being like yo, are you good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I just don't understand how there's
Speaker 2: nobody around him who's just who's just like, bro, move forward.
Speaker 2: Is there is there anything left that you have to do?
Speaker 2: And also just the idea that you have like a
Speaker 2: show of other people who are like technically subservient to you,
Speaker 2: who are probably in a pretty fucking awkward position, yes,
Speaker 2: where like they probably can't necessarily just leave. They gotta
Speaker 2: find work, you know, So like you're putting your people
Speaker 2: in this awkward position where like you're just using them
Speaker 2: to go on this warpath against this guy who fucking
Speaker 2: who cares?
Speaker 4: I mean clearly he like I don't know, and I
Speaker 4: mean him and him alone. It's four reasons that I
Speaker 4: don't agree with. I'm not I'm not one hundred percent
Speaker 4: like on the like, I don't know. I think I
Speaker 4: think what happens is that Ethan's playing a little too
Speaker 4: close to a group of a party of people that
Speaker 4: are straight up.
Speaker 3: Insane, which is terminally online people, and he's doing the
Speaker 3: same thing. And it's well, he's doing it, he's doing it,
Speaker 3: but it's also his idea is that like I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I just bro he has like three kids or something. Uh,
Speaker 3: he's got an entire two businesses, like ELA's the clothing thing.
Speaker 3: But that's also he's that he's connected to it. They're married,
Speaker 3: they've got the entire empire of the podcast. There's so
Speaker 3: much stuff that he needs to take care of and
Speaker 3: he's clearly neglecting a lot of it. And here's the
Speaker 3: thing that's really It's just I've quit jobs for way less.
Speaker 3: Like if my boss was fucking doing I would have
Speaker 3: left so long ago. I understand that the people in
Speaker 3: those positions are making a lot of money. I understand
Speaker 3: Dan and Ab and all of them are probably getting
Speaker 3: paid really well. But at a certain point, I can't
Speaker 3: even if I believe that Ethan was correct in this situation,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Bro, you're arguing with terminally online people
Speaker 3: that don't care. They want to see you crash out,
Speaker 3: and you're doing it. You're giving it to them. I
Speaker 3: can't be a part of this. I care about you
Speaker 3: have an episode, but it's like like an inn. I
Speaker 3: fucking hate interventions. But at this point I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I support one.
Speaker 2: I just understand how like you, I would be so
Speaker 2: paranoid about just like, aren't people tired of this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean they are.
Speaker 3: I saw some of their numbers, like they still are big.
Speaker 3: You know, Normy enjoyed podcasts, so a lot of the
Speaker 3: numbers are still going.
Speaker 2: To be there.
Speaker 3: But a lot of people like that were ancient supporters,
Speaker 3: people that are just like look, Ethan, I support you,
Speaker 3: but I don't want to fucking.
Speaker 2: Hear about Hassan anim ever. Again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, I don't care about this guy. He's
Speaker 3: not even he's not even the biggest villain in politics.
Speaker 3: That's the biggest fucking thing. I'm like, bro, if we
Speaker 3: want to talk about, like say, you want to talk
Speaker 3: about anti Semitism or some shit like that, like this
Speaker 3: is not This fucking guy is not the guy problem feels.
Speaker 3: He feels betrayed by one betrayed to there's something deeper
Speaker 3: into that situation.
Speaker 2: It's gay.
Speaker 4: Well, well there's something. There's something deeper, something like actually serious,
Speaker 4: and he's in love with his son. I'd be crazy
Speaker 4: crazy And.
Speaker 3: If we don't know gay that long as is a problem,
Speaker 3: it's it's a big problem, especially in both of their
Speaker 3: relations I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you think they would be able to bond.
Speaker 2: We cracked the case, guys.
Speaker 3: We went on for like a good twenty minutes or
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck it was, and it would just turn
Speaker 3: there's I'm now his son and Ethan are gay.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of dumb shit from a lot of
Speaker 4: dumb directions, and I think I don't know, man, We
Speaker 4: just know.
Speaker 3: We all know how the internet works. We know how
Speaker 3: the Internet works. You cannot do this. It's like a dude,
Speaker 3: I fucking hate this. I only bring this up because
Speaker 3: it's a perfect example. I don't even want to say
Speaker 3: the name gamer Gate. I only bring this up because
Speaker 3: the way that people remember gamer Gate is the way
Speaker 3: that say Ethan is portraying what's happening. And this is
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff is left out and one thing
Speaker 3: that even to ourselves. I can't speak for you, but
Speaker 3: for myself, there is a section of the Internet that
Speaker 3: I wasn't necessarily aware of. Like I didn't even know
Speaker 3: who Ethan Ralph was at that point, and he was
Speaker 3: like leading the charge and harassing.
Speaker 2: A lot of these people.
Speaker 3: So when they talk about harassment campaign against women that
Speaker 3: actually was happening, it wasn't what we were talking about, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't fuck it me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Zoe Quinn sucks. These people are being stupid,
Speaker 3: like they're being ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And to me, that was always like the complexities of
Speaker 2: just anything that just has no leading structure, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, It's like it's like, uh, what is it?
Speaker 3: How? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had BLM right, like Black Lives Matter, and
Speaker 2: then you had that fucking those crazy people who like
Speaker 2: kidnap that disabled guy. Right, It's just like, I mean that's.
Speaker 3: Not that video made me so sad. Thought that was
Speaker 3: the last one. He's Facebook like really ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sucks, and it's just like, yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2: You know, people are gonna be crazy, especially in situations
Speaker 2: where like the only prerequisite for being a part of
Speaker 2: it is really just saying it right, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It's just like, oh, it's a hashtag, so
Speaker 2: like whatever, you're gonna have fucking crazy people jump on
Speaker 2: all sorts of sh so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, it's And imagine if I were some
Speaker 3: type of cruciader to be like, no, I want to
Speaker 3: change public opinion about Gamery. Who gives a fun dude,
Speaker 3: It's it doesn't matter, it's over. Yeah, you're not gonna
Speaker 3: change the hearts and minds of all these people. They're
Speaker 3: always gonna be crazy people.
Speaker 2: It's what it is.
Speaker 3: And right now, I just want somebody close to Ethan
Speaker 3: to be like, bro.
Speaker 2: It's things are.
Speaker 3: Things are gonna get worse for him now, Like I
Speaker 3: hate that, I hate that that he put it all
Speaker 3: the way up on here, and then his fans are
Speaker 3: attacking who's that. I was gonna call her dumb bitch,
Speaker 3: It's just I just do that by default. I don't
Speaker 3: know much about her. Demnams denims like she seems denims denims.
Speaker 3: I think it's like genes like denims denims.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: But like, I don't know much about her, but every
Speaker 3: clip that I've seen and her people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: what a terrible person. I haven't done my due diligence
Speaker 3: to watch enough of her. I've watched a one fourteen
Speaker 3: minute video of her. It was very hard to get
Speaker 3: through because she's boring shit to me, but a lot
Speaker 3: of people it was. But it was again a part
Speaker 3: of the documentary that was taken the nuke that was
Speaker 3: taken out of context. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this is anyway.
Speaker 3: But I'm seeing her being hard in the paint. People
Speaker 3: coming at her, people come at that bad and Panada
Speaker 3: guy and he's relish, relishing in it.
Speaker 2: He loves this.
Speaker 3: He's actually he's one. I think he probably he probably
Speaker 3: was one of those before he gained promise. He was
Speaker 3: probably like an ultra redditor or like you know, so
Speaker 3: he's relishing in like the stuff, and he was Ethan
Speaker 3: put him on blast because he took He said, oh
Speaker 3: it was me. I did the CPS thing like he
Speaker 3: was being facetious being an asshole, but I think people
Speaker 3: were taking it seriously. And I'm like, all right, see
Speaker 3: this is getting it's getting to a point where people
Speaker 3: can't even tell that this guy's clearly trolling and being
Speaker 3: an asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and not like you know.
Speaker 3: And then Ethan also was saying like, oh, this guy
Speaker 3: is he's a like assuming he's a criminal, saying like
Speaker 3: he's escaped from places he fled to Argentina where all
Speaker 3: of his Nazi buddies are, and he's like, I watched
Speaker 3: the video real, so there's this guy so bad and
Speaker 3: Panada is he's a Greek Australi alien that now lives
Speaker 3: in Argentina.
Speaker 2: That's Megan.
Speaker 3: Suspicious Argentinians are of Hispanic Americans Americans and particularly that's
Speaker 3: to be true. It is like particular the vacuum is
Speaker 3: it like suspicious?
Speaker 2: It's funny funny that happens.
Speaker 3: Things are these things are like these are word lines
Speaker 3: across each other. This is I like the idea of
Speaker 3: making jokes about that because that's perfect. I don't like
Speaker 3: that Ethan's putting real implications on it, because it's not
Speaker 3: like Ethan is being like, oh for real about it,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, we can joke. It would be
Speaker 3: hilarious if this ultra progressive fucking communist was actually a Nazi's.
Speaker 2: Like a Richard Spencer type, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: where he's like he is a socialist, but he's also
Speaker 2: like you know the first part.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean if that were the case, that wash.
Speaker 2: I mean that's literally yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 3: Is what if not the case, that would be awesome.
Speaker 3: I mean, this guy Bade Panada, he's not not the
Speaker 3: greatest guy, obviously, he's not. I feel he's probably the
Speaker 3: average terminally online streamer that's gained some prominence. They're like person,
Speaker 3: they're all kind of just dickheadish and they they like
Speaker 3: they relish and clout and stuff, and but it's not
Speaker 3: like he's he's very like kimpt you know, he's very
Speaker 3: he's very like hairy and like caveman esk. So he's
Speaker 3: he spends a lot of.
Speaker 2: Time with your car. You wouldn't necessarily stop.
Speaker 3: If there was a human of stuff saying that.
Speaker 2: Are you sure I'm saying I don't think you know
Speaker 2: what you're saying. That's crazy. I think I'm big right now.
Speaker 3: You just tried to steal autonomy from him. You just
Speaker 3: try to take that from him.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Well, you described him as an unkempt person
Speaker 2: that's in.
Speaker 4: And then somebody who should get hit by the car,
Speaker 4: and that people's matter more than others, you know.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but what do you mean by literally what
Speaker 2: I said? By clouds? There's no confusion about what I said.
Speaker 2: Confusion Confucius.
Speaker 3: Confucius once said that guy even real?
Speaker 2: Was that real? He's probably like another fucking sid Meyerla.
Speaker 2: I heard wild thing.
Speaker 3: He's just split wild thing, you know the Bad Friends
Speaker 3: podcast with uh Bobby Lee and that cheeto Cheeto Santino,
Speaker 3: that fucking freak.
Speaker 2: He looks like.
Speaker 3: I don't like him. I don't know, thought about him
Speaker 3: the caetish But he hasn't done anything. He plays I
Speaker 3: don't know he played. He plays it bad in my
Speaker 3: you know, in my opinion, he plays the dickhead like
Speaker 3: in a bad way where it's just annoying to me.
Speaker 2: But that's just me.
Speaker 4: But he said, but Andrew Schultz is on there right,
Speaker 4: and he said the most wild shit ever and I
Speaker 4: almost laughed that. I was like, this nigga might not
Speaker 4: be kidding where it's like where He was like, you
Speaker 4: were squid games? Are you've seen school games right, Bobby?
Speaker 4: And Bobby's like, yeah, yes, of course, I've seen swited
Speaker 4: games both seasons. And he's like, hey, you have a
Speaker 4: serious question. It's racist, but serious question. He's like what
Speaker 4: he was like, you think they have the numbers? Who
Speaker 4: we can tell the difference? And it's like did this
Speaker 4: nigga just say this? And it's like it's sort of funny,
Speaker 4: but it's like.
Speaker 2: What did you just say?
Speaker 3: Clearly I know it's a bit, but like it's like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck that is? Now? That's in the context
Speaker 3: is talking to Bobby. That's a good joke, that is, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's like what.
Speaker 4: I wanted to laugh, but I was like, you've been
Speaker 4: on lately. You've been on a weird run lately, so
Speaker 4: I can't laugh at you.
Speaker 3: I've heard some of his crowd work and I thought
Speaker 3: it was good and that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a bit.
Speaker 3: Of his Like I was, I thought he was funny.
Speaker 3: Back in the day in Guy Code, I felt.
Speaker 2: Like it I didn't watch watch is that it's an
Speaker 2: m TV show TV show because I.
Speaker 3: Think they had guy and girl code. If I had
Speaker 3: Girl code, obviously, I wonder why you think that. Well, no,
Speaker 3: it was it was the worse.
Speaker 2: I wonder if women thought that.
Speaker 3: They probably did, because it's terrible media. I can't take
Speaker 3: your word for it.
Speaker 2: They would agree with me. We lead them.
Speaker 3: We have to guide them. They don't know if they's true.
Speaker 3: They don't like yeah, they don't like anything. We give
Speaker 3: them what they like.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry. My grandma's spirits hurting.
Speaker 3: Me called me out because I said that she never
Speaker 3: watched DBZ.
Speaker 2: I just assume.
Speaker 3: But she was like, She's like, well the she saying that,
Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm pretty sure I told you that
Speaker 3: my grandma used to watch that ship and like we
Speaker 3: watched all up to until GT.
Speaker 2: And I was like, her grandmother was watching Dragon Ball
Speaker 2: up until GT. That's insane with that.
Speaker 3: And me, I was just like, if you told me,
Speaker 3: I guess I forgot because we we we literally never
Speaker 3: talk about dragon Ball in any capacity.
Speaker 4: It's funny. Lily loves Dragon ball Z. Lily loves that shit.
Speaker 4: I'm like, of course she does, but Mexican ghetto man.
Speaker 4: She knows, she knows, she knows him more from like
Speaker 4: stuff than the show. But she also did watch Dragon
Speaker 4: ball Z. She's like, I love Gokul. He's the guy
Speaker 4: from the Taco shops.
Speaker 2: I remember. And it's like that's like imagine watching a
Speaker 2: show and it's like whoa, and you don't even have
Speaker 2: an understanding for why that character is like associated with
Speaker 2: that brain. That's Spider Man from the book Fairs, Like
Speaker 2: what the book. There's the Burger King from.
Speaker 3: Did You d Do you guys ever reference dragonball Z
Speaker 3: at all all the time? Yeah, see, that's the thing
Speaker 3: we don't. She says a monkey sometimes like Freeze.
Speaker 2: I'm like you, I'm like Lily crazy.
Speaker 3: And she doesn't want to say a word. Okay, she
Speaker 3: almost said yesterday because you were. She's getting closer, she's
Speaker 3: inching closer to she thinks that she thinks it means
Speaker 3: dude or bro now, and it's like, good, finally it does.
Speaker 3: She's on, I mean, yeah, it's not derogatory.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not exactly derogatory, but it's like she's like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to be saying stuff like that because
Speaker 4: that's not respect to to whom so people that it
Speaker 4: might offend, Are you offended by it? I'm not offended.
Speaker 4: But she doesn't want to. She doesn't want to get
Speaker 4: familiar with saying it. That's the soft because she also
Speaker 4: is in a very professional setting. She doesn't have the problem.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have to adopt it like consistently into a lexicon.
Speaker 3: It's just I say it too much, happen once for emphasis,
Speaker 3: and it has a great impact. Like imagine you guys
Speaker 3: are playing Pokemon or something like damn Nigga, and you'd
Speaker 3: be like you like you're.
Speaker 2: Immediately it just sweetened the whole fucking moment, right, It's
Speaker 2: a verbal cheek. It is.
Speaker 3: We were playing Spider Man. She was like like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get that. She's like, yeah, get that, nigga, And
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's that's a difference. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like she graduates the hard art.
Speaker 2: I can't stop.
Speaker 3: I can't stop saying.
Speaker 2: I actually think it's.
Speaker 4: Also a Mexican too, So she doesn't want to start.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to open that flood gate. Because you
Speaker 4: can't really close it with them.
Speaker 2: This is a hot take that that uh her retard
Speaker 2: is worse than the soft. Ah.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's not a hot take. No, I
Speaker 3: think it actually, I think it's significantly is. I think
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people that are really still pushing
Speaker 3: back against saying retard, and I just completely disagree with them.
Speaker 3: It's just I just fundamentally disagree. I've been saying it
Speaker 3: a little more than usual than a bit more usually
Speaker 3: that I normally said. I don't like saying that phrase
Speaker 3: because it's just not what I mean. Just people are
Speaker 3: being stupid. I don't think of I don't think of
Speaker 3: disabled people. I don't know, I don't know. You're in
Speaker 3: your you you don't don't It's akin to just are
Speaker 3: you really stupid? You're really stupid?
Speaker 2: They got black when I screamed. The N words, which
Speaker 2: which which soft a hard are both at the same time,
Speaker 2: almost like a fusion guys.
Speaker 4: Vegina says the hard says the soft day and then
Speaker 4: you're like, WHOA exactly what it is?
Speaker 3: Does that work?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: No, they both they both are saying you know how
Speaker 3: to go?
Speaker 4: Gasu says the soft aggcause he's not an asshole, And
Speaker 4: Vegina says the hard art and he's like what.
Speaker 3: And they noticed there are two people in there the
Speaker 3: first time.
Speaker 2: They're like, I must see a wild experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely the gay thing ever actually probably, well do
Speaker 3: they feel each other's wieners?
Speaker 2: That is so gay that it is. It's so it
Speaker 2: loops around.
Speaker 3: And you're like, who's wiener? Do you like feel like
Speaker 3: you know how you know, like your city? You can
Speaker 3: just my penis is here.
Speaker 2: It exists. So I saw a video or not a video,
Speaker 2: like an image of this guy he got an arm
Speaker 2: transplant and it worked and it like took. So he's
Speaker 2: got two other people's arms in that scenario. What's going
Speaker 2: on with with like jerking off? Because that's not your arms.
Speaker 3: So you're just getting you're getting a Dutch rudder of
Speaker 3: the entire time you're jerking off with somebody else, an
Speaker 3: unwilling dead man's arms.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but so what at that moment? You know,
Speaker 2: what do you mean?
Speaker 3: So what like what the you don't think that that
Speaker 3: you wouldn't that wouldn't you yourself are two people already?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: What do you what are you saying to create you.
Speaker 3: You will come from the coat of are you gay
Speaker 3: then default, I don't know, Like you're letting another man
Speaker 3: jerk you off, Like that's like a man's hand jerking off.
Speaker 2: So silly to me.
Speaker 3: It's like, dude, whatever, man is it?
Speaker 2: Like you wouldn't think about that at all if you
Speaker 2: got an arm transplant you had like, man, these are
Speaker 2: not my arms. These are not the arms that somebody else's.
Speaker 4: Like you have black arms. Yeah, for a little bit
Speaker 4: where I'd be like, oh, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 2: These are my arms. Now I would feel that.
Speaker 3: I think the Clark Duncan donates his arms to you,
Speaker 3: Michael Clark Duncan, Yes, he donates his arms to you.
Speaker 3: Chris Raygun.
Speaker 2: How did he die?
Speaker 3: I think had a heart problem. He actually died like
Speaker 3: a while ago. Oh he's daddy. Actually, Mike Clark Duncan's dead. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: that's why you haven't seen him in anything recently. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they probably would have recast him for that.
Speaker 2: I figured he was just old. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, he died after he got electrocuted in the green. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they actually he killed literally didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Human King wrote that yesterday and I was like, what
Speaker 4: are you talking about He's like, he didn't write that,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, that's the he that's fair.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if I would have don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's I feel like most stuff that
Speaker 3: he's written people don't know.
Speaker 2: Actually, really, I.
Speaker 3: Guess that's true. I don't necessarily think of it as
Speaker 3: because he did. He did for the Goods for a seconds, well, right,
Speaker 3: he did the Niggas, he did Baybay's kids, Baba's kids,
Speaker 3: Bikero mice from Mars, he did, he did.
Speaker 2: He wrote the Chappelle Show. In fact, yeah, all every
Speaker 2: single he wrote that part. He's like the whitest person
Speaker 2: ever show.
Speaker 3: One of our friends from the same town as him.
Speaker 3: Wich is hilarious sing, you know, and you know he
Speaker 3: still uses typewriters, oh, Stephen King, Yeah, with ink and ship.
Speaker 3: He's he's so oway shing.
Speaker 2: Sing. You know.
Speaker 3: He's still I think he's old enough. He's like one
Speaker 3: hundred and four.
Speaker 2: Or something, but I know he's not. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I think he's old enough.
Speaker 2: Where I think I think he's very aware, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know if he has a nostalgia. Four things that
Speaker 2: are objectively inconvenient in the way that like maybe people
Speaker 2: who are younger than him might yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like he he lived through the point where
Speaker 2: it's like, oh I don't have to fucking do a
Speaker 2: typewrit anymore. This is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he was like in his like forties or
Speaker 3: something where that happened.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 3: I think it's so insane that like the typewriters, a fuck,
Speaker 3: you gotta be perfect.
Speaker 2: I like, you gotta scrap whole thing. Fuck. I like
Speaker 2: some I like some old technology. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of there's certain pieces of old technology that I think
Speaker 2: are genuinely like as convenient as we really should have
Speaker 2: needed it to be. And like, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: really think back around like two thousand and five to
Speaker 2: twenty two thousand and nine of like that's the point
Speaker 2: where I think technology was as convenient as like it
Speaker 2: would it would need to be, but not so convenient
Speaker 2: that it would like grab onto you and like inconvenience
Speaker 2: every like even just the way that like streaming.
Speaker 3: Services work, right.
Speaker 2: We used to remember when we had like Netflix, and
Speaker 2: it was like, oh it was new and it was
Speaker 2: cool and everything was on it and it was cheap,
Speaker 2: and it was like, oh, this is great. This is
Speaker 2: so much better than cable. Yeah, but now it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: nothing's on Netflix. Now it's fifty times as expensive. Here's
Speaker 2: a service that you have to use. Here's an a
Speaker 2: VPN that you have to pay for because, like you know,
Speaker 2: a lot of the shows that you actually paid for
Speaker 2: that you want to be on here are not on
Speaker 2: here anymore. And you know what I mean, Like this
Speaker 2: is this layer of like inconvenience, inconvenience and convenience that
Speaker 2: was like the sweet spot in time where like your phone,
Speaker 2: you could message anybody you wanted, you could call anybody
Speaker 2: who wanted.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't like harassing you about like emails every
Speaker 3: fucking moment of every day.
Speaker 2: Ye know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You weren't getting like notifications up the ass. You can
Speaker 3: you can moderate, you can moderate the stuff you get.
Speaker 3: Things are built to not do.
Speaker 2: That is what I'm saying. Like every think about everything,
Speaker 2: every app that you have on your phone. I have
Speaker 2: apps for like my lights right in the living room,
Speaker 2: and it's just like, god damn it, this is so annoying.
Speaker 2: And you go on the app and you think like, okay,
Speaker 2: this is this is an app for lights and then
Speaker 2: you go on it and there's a fucking news feed.
Speaker 2: There's like a TikTok on the the fucking lights app.
Speaker 2: People just like shoving lights up their or something. I
Speaker 2: have no idea. I never opened his mouth. And it's
Speaker 2: like a fucking globe. I opened it to change some
Speaker 2: settings so I can get some new like lights or whatever,
Speaker 2: and it was just like a video of some guy
Speaker 2: setting up.
Speaker 3: Lights, and I was just like, what the fun?
Speaker 2: And then you scroll down and there's another one, and
Speaker 2: you're like, what people are posting user generated content on
Speaker 2: the fucking lights app? What is going on?
Speaker 3: Because like, what are they getting a band? You like, Oh, no,
Speaker 3: I'm banned from the light app. Yeah, but even like,
Speaker 3: which app is that I'm gonna I'm gonna do something
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's I don't even garbage. I never
Speaker 2: opened it. Just fucking p o V just jacking off
Speaker 2: and busting on the camera. Insane. But a typewriter is
Speaker 2: specifically like that's so I would look it back.
Speaker 3: I look back at the lot, but it's like you
Speaker 3: would never want to do just to write the hard
Speaker 3: R over and over and over and.
Speaker 2: Over again, insane. And then and then the knowledge will
Speaker 2: be immediately like the second you do the first thing,
Speaker 2: it's going in the closet. It is God.
Speaker 4: I think that a lot of a lot of people
Speaker 4: have gotten really strangely incapable of understanding information the right way.
Speaker 2: So I think we can't.
Speaker 4: I guess like if we were averted the technology like
Speaker 4: twenty years, a lot of people will probably die.
Speaker 2: I actually I don't think so. I really I think
Speaker 2: it would be better. I think I think I genuinely think.
Speaker 3: First of all, I want them to die. It's great
Speaker 3: because the people that can't survive, like.
Speaker 2: What do we need them? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because people can't use the speaking people can't read
Speaker 4: things anymore. Yeah, people can't read things. And then people
Speaker 4: can't people can't read that why people can't understand what
Speaker 4: they're reading? And I think it's too late.
Speaker 2: Why is it late for that? But why is that?
Speaker 3: Well, well, it's it's not technology fault.
Speaker 2: I think it is. I think it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I think technology plays a huge part in it. But
Speaker 4: I think it's a simp. Education is fucking broken here.
Speaker 2: No, I think education is broken, but that that combined
Speaker 2: with the fact that like technology is built to waste
Speaker 2: your time, like the fact that, like a Google search
Speaker 2: doesn't show you what the fuck you want anymore. And
Speaker 2: I was just like a bunch of bullshit. Your brain is,
Speaker 2: your brain is being told by the world that it's
Speaker 2: in that that it's fucking interpreting. Most information that you're
Speaker 2: going to see is useless, because it is.
Speaker 3: I mean it is, but it's always been that way.
Speaker 2: No, yes, brother, no, dude, Chris, Yes, did you ever
Speaker 2: google before twenty ten?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. About the internet general, most information
Speaker 2: you get is useless, but it's information that you seek
Speaker 2: talking about something specifically.
Speaker 4: But if you see seeking information and being useless is
Speaker 4: a thing, that's a problem. But I think when you
Speaker 4: throughout school you learn to like parts of the most
Speaker 4: standard things just supposed to retain. Was it retain like
Speaker 4: the most basic principles of like mathematics, or like literature,
Speaker 4: or like the once upon a time. I never thought
Speaker 4: this was true. I've lost up personally that like, so
Speaker 4: studies should be more intentive at first, but then become
Speaker 4: an elective later on in your life.
Speaker 2: That's my perspective of it too.
Speaker 4: But a lot of things people learn are just not
Speaker 4: exactly useful to them, but it's it's okay to have
Speaker 4: like the idea of this. Now it's not like that
Speaker 4: anymore because people don't have to retain anything. People and
Speaker 4: then they don't and then they don't teach you to
Speaker 4: retain anything because of the fact that it's a it's
Speaker 4: like a double edged sword. They're both feeding into the
Speaker 4: same problem. Whe people don't know what the fuck they're
Speaker 4: looking at. We can we've all we all sit here
Speaker 4: and see things like policy time and time again. People
Speaker 4: that are running for things.
Speaker 2: Right we sit here.
Speaker 4: We see people that are people that have apparently finished
Speaker 4: school and done things, and they hear policies that are
Speaker 4: like this is a fucking lie, and niggas are like
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 3: Amazing, and it's like amazing him but unfortunately not dead,
Speaker 3: even though he looks absolutely dead. We need a strong
Speaker 3: rope in the tree. But like that's what it's. It's insane.
Speaker 3: People don't know how to decipher information anymore.
Speaker 2: Look, look, check this out. I want to show you
Speaker 2: guys something. I saw people that are like the smart
Speaker 2: kids like Lily. Lily, I love her to death. That's
Speaker 2: my woman.
Speaker 3: I will fight and die for her.
Speaker 2: But she's stupid.
Speaker 3: The no, the degree of misinformation she has or just
Speaker 3: vacant information she has about social studies or history in
Speaker 3: this world is insane. And she's a smart kid. She
Speaker 3: was like an academically like high up child, Like you
Speaker 3: can be smart, but like not knowledgeable.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, I feel like that's in It's so
Speaker 4: I feel like once upon the toime that wasn't exactly
Speaker 4: the case.
Speaker 3: No, it's always it's always been the case. Intelligence. Intelligence
Speaker 3: and wisdom are two different things.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: But wisdom but like that's not even wisdom.
Speaker 2: Like people like yes, Chazon Isaac Newton was drinking mercury,
Speaker 2: that's what we're talking. That's true. He was.
Speaker 3: He was like, he was an intelligent man, but he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is like this is like medicine
Speaker 3: to them at the time is putting pissing your eyelids
Speaker 3: and then fucking down in some lead.
Speaker 2: Mercury was certainly not medicine at that time, you know,
Speaker 2: like it. But that's like that was he was insane
Speaker 2: at the time. That's not one of those things where
Speaker 2: it's like, well at the time I could see no,
Speaker 2: that was a crazy thing to do. Even then.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's oh, I'm gonna pour mercury behind my eyes.
Speaker 2: No, look, but what are you doing.
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty clear that the let's say, when
Speaker 3: we were kids, there were some people like, uh, well,
Speaker 3: Carl Sagan wasn't necessarily around anymore, but there was a
Speaker 3: Carl Sagan, there was a uh, there was Bill Ny,
Speaker 3: the science guy. There were the reading Rainbow nigga. There
Speaker 3: was like certain things that Actually Barber far Burn, yeah
Speaker 3: or yeah, oh my god, I forgot his name in
Speaker 3: the next generation Smithley and visor n word viser nigga.
Speaker 2: I think I don't think his name is vis It wasn't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the right guy that was it was what's
Speaker 2: his name?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I forgot his name.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, I forgot it. I completely forgot. Wow,
Speaker 2: you didn't retain that information. I did not. I did not.
Speaker 2: That's true. I know I did it right, because that
Speaker 2: wasn't useful to me at all.
Speaker 3: That wasn't like basically mention like, oh this is gonna
Speaker 3: come in. They're just gonna come in handy when I'm
Speaker 3: thirty years old sitting in front of Derek talking about it.
Speaker 2: That's not that.
Speaker 3: But like the idea of like knowing the constitution. I
Speaker 3: don't remembers of the constitution.
Speaker 4: Is it's useful? Right, that's an idea that's relatively useful.
Speaker 4: Understanding the simple basis of like algebra, that's pretty useful.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: I think it's a wizard or no algebra wizard?
Speaker 2: Knowing about like what real numbers are?
Speaker 4: What are exponents like real numbers versus fake numbers, fake
Speaker 4: numbers or numbers that can't exactly be quantified, So you
Speaker 4: don't exactly know if it's this thing or that thing.
Speaker 2: What's algebra short for?
Speaker 3: I'll algebraic expression? I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: Nice do you run questions?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, was this fucking guy's name?
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: Sid you were part of those niggas? What's up we're
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 2: You? Are those niggas?
Speaker 3: Which ones? So?
Speaker 2: Can I say it? Which ones? Which ones? Exactly? What
Speaker 2: are you saying?
Speaker 4: What do you this idea that people just don't I
Speaker 4: don't People were returning like the basic parts of like
Speaker 4: the fundamentals of like understanding how to just annoy people
Speaker 4: don't have anymore? Oh oh, but they just don't have it.
Speaker 3: The point that I was trying to get at is
Speaker 3: that they're uninterested. We had people I was trying to
Speaker 3: I was talking, I can't believe it's because it's gonna
Speaker 3: bother me. I want to I want to learn it
Speaker 3: on my own without looking it up.
Speaker 2: But you look it up.
Speaker 3: I hope I can remember. Anyway, I was saying that
Speaker 3: there were people, you know, like a John lupercard or something.
Speaker 2: There were people.
Speaker 3: There was people, people wanted to be smart and interesting
Speaker 3: and at a certain point that it actually that's not
Speaker 3: really around right now. Well we turned into the era
Speaker 3: of like being cool, being like passionate.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is like not cool so obvious in retrospect,
Speaker 2: and it's on the tip of my tongue. LeVar Burton
Speaker 2: in Star Treks Place the star Burton.
Speaker 3: It was at the end of the episode, it's so stupid,
Speaker 3: Star Burden.
Speaker 4: My take is that I feel like people being being
Speaker 4: interested in being cool, like being loving things and like
Speaker 4: having interesting things became really uncool and it destroyed the world.
Speaker 2: You're expressing, you're expressing yourself maybe so yeah, like myself,
Speaker 2: Like you're expressing like I thought that you.
Speaker 3: I was trying to guess it's pretty gay.
Speaker 2: You see like that, ew what is that? I mean,
Speaker 2: it actually looks pretty active Darth Vance.
Speaker 3: By the way, Jordie LaForge, Jordi jord the character.
Speaker 2: I would not have remembered that.
Speaker 3: I was never shot what I remembered that. Also, I've
Speaker 3: never seen that show.
Speaker 2: I never seen any of any of it. Star Trek now,
Speaker 2: great show. None of the I saw clips of, Like
Speaker 2: I saw clips of, uh, what's his fucking face? The
Speaker 2: Steward must Who's who's the main guy, the other Steward,
Speaker 2: the other.
Speaker 3: The guys from the commercials, the other guys, the other
Speaker 3: from the original.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh William, Yeah, I've seen clips of him, like
Speaker 2: beating up like a dinosaur or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the that's the fucking That's all I know about.
Speaker 3: That's the pilot.
Speaker 2: Is that really that's not the pilot episode, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the pilot where he's being up the dinosaur dude
Speaker 3: throws a rock at it and he does no stagger
Speaker 3: damage is just yeah, yeah, I mean it's terrible, but
Speaker 3: it is the I mean, well, all the action in
Speaker 3: the it starts there.
Speaker 2: It's not an action show. He's not an action show.
Speaker 2: And also, pilots are generally they're really bad, very rare.
Speaker 2: That like there's like I can count, like maybe on
Speaker 2: one hand for sure, like the amount of like pilots
Speaker 2: that are like that's a great pilot. I can't think
Speaker 2: any of the top of my head, right, I think
Speaker 2: Rick and Morty has a perfect pilot. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It's so Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think Avatar is a good one as well too.
Speaker 3: A game mender one, yeah, extracting sperm from dudes. No, no,
Speaker 3: nothing feels good about it because you don't have any
Speaker 3: of the build up. He's just taking it out.
Speaker 2: Is this moving it through your.
Speaker 3: Ball, taking it out of you takes your balls out.
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Speaker 2: five dollars year, just to ask this. I have a
Speaker 2: friend who is very oh man, I have a friend
Speaker 2: who is very mentally unwell. She's constantly in and out
Speaker 2: of psych wards and going to therapists. She recently told
Speaker 2: me that she met this guy online and he makes
Speaker 2: her happy and they have they have a close bond
Speaker 2: and have talked about meeting in person. But there's a catch.
Speaker 2: Oh man, here's the catch. She just turned nineteen years
Speaker 2: old and this guy is thirty two. Uh oh, apparently
Speaker 2: he said he could be he could be her first time.
Speaker 3: Oh she hasn't even slept with anyone yet.
Speaker 2: Well, clearly yea psych word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but well, I mean, would she I don't know
Speaker 3: what that means beyond we all everyone here knows crazy
Speaker 3: people can be fucking we we all know, all right, Finish.
Speaker 2: Finish anyway, Finish finish could be her first time? And
Speaker 2: he said, she said wait, and she has sent him
Speaker 2: news on several occasions. Of course, obviously there's a huge
Speaker 2: red flag to me, and I'm convinced that this guy
Speaker 2: is taking advantage of her. I'm not sure what to
Speaker 2: do in this situation, but any advice from you guys,
Speaker 2: or anyone who happens to read this, anyone is indeed,
Speaker 2: would be greatly appreciated.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a bad that's not good, that's not good.
Speaker 2: That's not your business.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's actually the perfect answer, honestly, But
Speaker 3: the thing is psych word, what does that mean? Like,
Speaker 3: like to me, is she not autonomous? Is she not?
Speaker 2: Is she not an adult that can make her own decisions?
Speaker 3: Sounds like someone who's just breaking down a lot. Yes,
Speaker 3: because in that's in that scenario, you can't really do
Speaker 3: anything about that. Yeah, you kind of kind of let
Speaker 3: them go through that horrible because it's they're an adult, man,
Speaker 3: even if they're nuts, like you can't because nothing, you
Speaker 3: can't really do anything about that. But then if you're
Speaker 3: like a parent, that's like I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna cut you off of your inheritance if you you
Speaker 2: know something like that.
Speaker 4: You try to inform her, you give her, you give
Speaker 4: her like the idea's.
Speaker 2: Voice concern, voice concern, But ultimately, like you, you can
Speaker 2: only do so much. Yeah, they have their own bodily
Speaker 2: autonomy that they're Okay. You know, nineteen, you know you're
Speaker 2: not a particularly smart adult, but you're an adult. You
Speaker 2: are an adult.
Speaker 3: You can I guess, I guess you can die in
Speaker 3: the fucking war, dude. Yeah, yeah, you know your you
Speaker 3: can fuck if you can, if you die, the word you.
Speaker 4: Can find even though you're just as stupid as you
Speaker 4: were when you were eighteen, very likely and seventeen.
Speaker 3: Hey yeah, you don't have much life.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker's been the same amount of stupid since I've known him. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the life experience. You know, you've clocked the years, but nothing,
Speaker 2: nothing goes through.
Speaker 3: I feel so different from what I was when I
Speaker 3: was like twenty two years old.
Speaker 4: Not really, Mike's not a humor is still fits fucked
Speaker 4: up and everything like that, but I think I'm way
Speaker 4: more mature now, all right.
Speaker 2: I just I just.
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, maybe I won't get involved with because
Speaker 4: I'm the friend that famously tries to give advice and
Speaker 4: no one listens.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, then I'm done. And I
Speaker 2: just whence comes from like the Last of Us trailer
Speaker 2: that you pretend to have seen, so everybody's like, no, cold,
Speaker 2: everybody everybody hears like that might be good advice, but
Speaker 2: it's caring for somebody who don't even know what reality is.
Speaker 4: So like, I've been nailing on a head for years
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, not let everybody. I was watch
Speaker 4: and then Lily He's like, hey, that's not bad. But
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, and I'm just watching, just like
Speaker 4: looking at happen. I'm like, you gotta watch.
Speaker 2: Don know, man, I will say this, I'm thirty one.
Speaker 2: I think I think I actually don't know. He o, yah,
Speaker 2: I'm thirty. Did you just turn thirty? Yes, so I
Speaker 2: think I'm thirty one? Babies, I think I might be
Speaker 2: about to because yeah, so I'm I'm that age. I
Speaker 2: have to say, man, I can't fucking fathom being in
Speaker 2: a position like that.
Speaker 3: That's when I wouldn't get into me.
Speaker 2: I nineteen year old in a psych word that sounds great,
Speaker 2: it's no. So that person's insane as well.
Speaker 3: That person, well, he's a I would say he's a
Speaker 3: predatory and extremely I would well, you it technically not
Speaker 3: in the way that we use it socially, but yes,
Speaker 3: but it's extremely Yeah sure, yeah, he's extremely pathetic, he's
Speaker 3: extremely desperate. Yeah, it's I mean it's like our boy
Speaker 3: Ethan Ralph, where he's I think closer to forties, like
Speaker 3: he's like around my age or something, and he knocked
Speaker 3: up a.
Speaker 2: Freshly eighteen year old, you know, and like she was insane.
Speaker 3: She had mental health issues too, so clearly easy to manipulate,
Speaker 3: and had a kid with her. Obviously he doesn't see
Speaker 3: the kid or anything all that shit, but like that's based, right,
Speaker 3: those are especially as a conservative red that's all family
Speaker 3: values and shit love that that is the type of
Speaker 3: person that they cannot they can't get pussy from a
Speaker 3: normal person, so then they go for the insane because
Speaker 3: it's not even it's it's more it's more of the
Speaker 3: mentally something's going on with them than the age, because
Speaker 3: a lot I'm sure there's a lot of women that
Speaker 3: are eighteen nineteen year old that would throw up if
Speaker 3: Ethan Ralph message them, you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean, right, yeah, reflexively.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So like if this person wasn't probably with the
Speaker 3: whatever is going on with her, she probably know a
Speaker 3: little bit better. Like this guy sucks unless he had
Speaker 3: a lot of money or a lot of you know,
Speaker 3: and this guy clearly doesn't have that because he wouldn't
Speaker 3: be going for her. So it's it's pretty fun. It's
Speaker 3: a shitty situation. Do your you know, reason with her
Speaker 3: and then if she's like no, I want this, then
Speaker 3: all you can do is let her go through it.
Speaker 3: And unfortunately experience life and unfortunately learn a valuable lesson
Speaker 3: to not funk.
Speaker 2: With people like that.
Speaker 3: You do is make sure if you have a daughter
Speaker 3: in the future, you you be a better parent than
Speaker 3: she had to her she had.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: It's like every every girl I knew that was crazy issues.
Speaker 4: Well, she has issues, but I don't know if that's
Speaker 4: her parents. Well, yeah, be a better be a more
Speaker 4: attentive person to your daughter. Sure you say that, you
Speaker 4: can say that, you can't, you can't implication. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not her parents. Probably that's just good advice. Irrespective
Speaker 4: of the situation, that's good advice.
Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: If you have a daughter, don't be a fucking.
Speaker 4: Just hope just hopefully your daughter will you have a
Speaker 4: bottomized your kid like the parents. Hopefully if you have
Speaker 4: a child, just make sure your child can come to
Speaker 4: you and respect your advice.
Speaker 2: Man, that's the problem.
Speaker 3: Like, imagine having a daughter and she's like talking about
Speaker 3: like dudes trying to like put their dick in her
Speaker 3: and ship. Like I just I'm like, I can talk
Speaker 3: your mom. You can talk your mom.
Speaker 4: Really, I don't have that weirdness. I just I have
Speaker 4: like I never spoke to my grandma stuff like that
Speaker 4: because she is unfortunately still Christian as much as she
Speaker 4: is a good woman and progressive mentality, So like sex
Speaker 4: stuff never really came up, and I never was like
Speaker 4: bring it to the face of our foreground.
Speaker 2: But I think those.
Speaker 4: Conversations where a scroll them. Yeah, my grandma, my Hispanic
Speaker 4: fucking Bribbean grandma.
Speaker 2: There are scron them streaks on the floor, on my
Speaker 2: fucking on my tile floor in my bedroom. Ah, she
Speaker 2: slides on this room. But that scene in Gremlins where
Speaker 2: the what is it the it was Gremlins of Gremlins too,
Speaker 2: where the old ladies on the on the the automatic
Speaker 2: chair that goes up the stairs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, those things are crazy. Those are awesome.
Speaker 2: I remember riding, I remember like standing on it. I
Speaker 2: remember one I was in a fucking home or something
Speaker 2: and like they had one on the steps and I
Speaker 2: stood on it like I was like the greed Goblin
Speaker 2: because it felt like I just feel like like like
Speaker 2: like I was, I was using my imagination. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: twenty two.
Speaker 3: I would like to have one, but that goes incredibly fast.
Speaker 3: Like that could inject careful get injecting from the.
Speaker 2: I think I might, I might, I might, uh put
Speaker 2: some money down, I get a one of those automatic
Speaker 2: chairs that just takes me around the apartment.
Speaker 3: That's sick as that's such a fucking it's like a rascals,
Speaker 3: like the ones that are like the actual chair was
Speaker 3: like steam park ride.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, there's they're like stuck the same things, like
Speaker 2: up the steps, but like they're rooted to the wall
Speaker 2: and they'll they'll take me around the apartment like an
Speaker 2: entire apartment. But that's like nothing.
Speaker 3: That is so much worse. There's so much money for
Speaker 3: but it's I want to I want, I want you
Speaker 3: to have it.
Speaker 2: I would have so much unusable space, it's insane. Like
Speaker 2: although that wall entirely would be useless because it would
Speaker 2: need the apparatus for the chair, so like that would
Speaker 2: be ruined. My better would be ruined. Everything would be ruined.
Speaker 3: It should be like, if you want to be practical,
Speaker 3: it's a bench that you lay on right and it's
Speaker 3: dangling from the ceiling. Yeah, and then when you move out,
Speaker 3: the fucking matters, like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Why you would still a seal lift in your fucking apartment. Lift. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know the best luck the best of luck, dude,
Speaker 2: I move into these in his mine. I'm just assuming
Speaker 2: his Armenian save assumption. Interesting save assumption.
Speaker 3: During glendeale Yes, the next question, hurry up?
Speaker 2: Sure, so sad.
Speaker 3: The answerde In says, Hi Taco Tuesdays?
Speaker 2: God damn you done? Yeah? Okayo, Hi talko Tuesdays? What
Speaker 2: are your thoughts on Napoleon Dynamite? I live in Utah,
Speaker 2: so when I try to talk about this movie, everyone
Speaker 2: hates it and says it's confusing, confusing because Mormons aren't funny.
Speaker 2: I like it because it's the brain off movie has
Speaker 2: some funny, shitty moments in it. I think holds up
Speaker 2: super well. Today. Anyone will thanks for someone, Thanks for
Speaker 2: someone who's part of the one percent of women who listens.
Speaker 3: She's one of the Yeah, I wonder she's one of
Speaker 3: the big movie Mormons that I was just talking about.
Speaker 3: Hey man, I've I've knock done some Mormon slash. I
Speaker 3: know a big I actually did it because she was
Speaker 3: too Mormon. It was like she was like, I can't
Speaker 3: even go on a date until this was in high.
Speaker 4: Schools there are many of the ones that were like
Speaker 4: on the vacations because you're black, that's they were.
Speaker 3: That's like the fucking oh no, I've never that's like
Speaker 3: it's free pussy. I didn't see anything like that around
Speaker 3: my area.
Speaker 4: No, Oh, they were. They were definitely where we were. Okay,
Speaker 4: they were definitely the job was witnesses that were on
Speaker 4: like their breaks.
Speaker 3: They were because they were like, I don't think I
Speaker 3: ever Pennsylvania is right next to you, Pennsylvania, Connecticut is
Speaker 3: all right. We didn't have that ship. I ever really
Speaker 3: lay used to be Mormon, like a long ass time.
Speaker 3: And what did I say?
Speaker 2: Didn't I just say, big boobies? What the what's going
Speaker 2: on here? I'm not going to make that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just a factual thing. If she was
Speaker 3: very sex positive, where we're gonna be like, that's very
Speaker 3: sex weird about it. Yeah, I'm just it's not my place.
Speaker 2: And it's just a factual. You made it strange. I
Speaker 2: never never.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somehow double back.
Speaker 2: On me, and I have to say Napoleon to be
Speaker 2: confused by Napoleon dynamite. It is confusing because that's not
Speaker 2: like a it's not inception or something you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: Confused by the humor, like of like maybe they think
Speaker 3: it's confusing. They don't understand why people think it's funny.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. I've actually only seen it once and
Speaker 3: I was kind of high and I did just smoke
Speaker 3: very often, and I enjoyed it. But it's not it's
Speaker 3: not what it's not the it's not the style of
Speaker 3: comedy that I normally fuck with. Wat that really I'm
Speaker 3: I'm so I like Jack Black, but.
Speaker 2: In small doses.
Speaker 3: I kind of know I'm a fan of Jack Black.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, yeah, see it again. I'm a fan of
Speaker 3: Jack Black, like I'm more of a fan of family.
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not what I That's not what I mean
Speaker 3: to say, Black Jack.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 3: I was kind of I was like, I don't what
Speaker 3: does he getting at?
Speaker 2: What's get again?
Speaker 4: Napoleon Dynamite is really funny. I think it's a very
Speaker 4: funny movie. But I think it's funny because how lame
Speaker 4: he is. I loved that movie funny. I watched that
Speaker 4: and Uncle Rico just make that movie for me.
Speaker 2: I watched that movie. I remember when I first saw
Speaker 2: that movie, and I didn't I didn't really like it
Speaker 2: at all, and then I saw it again and I
Speaker 2: liked it a little bit more. And every single time
Speaker 2: I've seen that movie since then, I've liked it more
Speaker 2: because it is so that movie is deceptive in some way,
Speaker 2: because I remember being really high watching it one time,
Speaker 2: like recent, like one of the more recent times, like
Speaker 2: probably in like the last year.
Speaker 3: If you think he watched this movie, sorry, I've watched
Speaker 3: this movie.
Speaker 2: At least I've seen at least I've seen it at
Speaker 2: least ten times. Wow, like minimum, because that used to
Speaker 2: be just like a thing that I would also put
Speaker 2: on in the background sometimes because it was like one
Speaker 2: of the only DVDs I had for a while. But
Speaker 2: like watching it high as an adult was like wow,
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, yo, this guy's a villain. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this guy's like a bad person, like fundamental. Like you
Speaker 2: I think you watched that movie and you're just like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's just kind of like I don't know, autistic or something,
Speaker 2: but you know, well maybe like the thing he just
Speaker 2: like he lies for no reason, and it's just like
Speaker 2: it's it's so funny as like a character study that movie.
Speaker 2: And then obviously like Ouca Rico with a stupid him
Speaker 2: nailing John Heater in the face on the bicycle with
Speaker 2: that steak is hysterical to me, especially because he got
Speaker 2: actually hurt by it.
Speaker 4: I love face all cut up by a steak. I
Speaker 4: love Uncle Rico in Lore. I love the idea of
Speaker 4: like in law Uncle Rico. It's like Superman levels of threat.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean, like he thought he could throw a
Speaker 2: football over a mountain. He can't. Movie, he doesn't.
Speaker 3: He'sn't disproved.
Speaker 2: That's right, you are right, No one proves him wrong necessarily.
Speaker 2: But yeah, as we as it's showing your it's showing
Speaker 2: his Uncle Rico stupid. Yeah, he both can and can't
Speaker 2: exactly throw the football over the Yeah, yeah, the movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Like I guess if I was from Utah,
Speaker 2: I guess I would feel it's hard to imagine that though,
Speaker 2: because well I guess, but like I guess, more specifically,
Speaker 2: to have one movie associated with the place that you're from,
Speaker 2: because we're from the place, like even if you were
Speaker 2: from here in Los Angeles, like you're from a place
Speaker 2: where a lot of things are from Utah is like
Speaker 2: that's Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 3: Mormons and that's it.
Speaker 2: Like, like as far as like media goes, I don't
Speaker 2: know of anything else of like major consequence that comes
Speaker 2: from that, So that becomes really your only front facing
Speaker 2: you know, representation kind.
Speaker 3: Of you know, there's probably stuff we just we just
Speaker 3: don't consume it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I would notice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think. I feel like there's a lot
Speaker 3: of the media that you don't consume though.
Speaker 2: But I notice when things aren't from like the place,
Speaker 2: Like I noticed specifics like oh wow, this is fucking
Speaker 2: in that's in Schenectady. That's fucking crazy, and I'll know
Speaker 2: is it because it's just like what a weird place
Speaker 2: for it to be.
Speaker 3: Also part of New York. So that's probably why you
Speaker 3: not really.
Speaker 2: Well what I'm saying, I'm saying it's it's noticeable when
Speaker 2: things happen in places that aren't the places that we're from,
Speaker 2: because the places that we're from are so domineering in
Speaker 2: their like representation and like everything that you know, a
Speaker 2: lot of media, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know about any other place really. From being honest, I
Speaker 3: like I know things are like I know about Florida.
Speaker 4: I know about connecticutcause it's near us in Jersey Florida. Fortunately, Yeah,
Speaker 4: in Atlanta. I mean spend time in Florida. I know
Speaker 4: about Atlanta. Unfortunately, I never I never want to go back.
Speaker 4: I want that place to sink.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with Atlanta.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a sitcom, but like a bad one.
Speaker 2: I thought people liked Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Crazy people liked Atlanta.
Speaker 2: I want to go to New Orleans.
Speaker 3: Orange is nice.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to eat eat food in
Speaker 2: New Orleans.
Speaker 3: Some fucking fresh benet, some real ones.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, yeah, let's.
Speaker 3: Get let's do a live snark tank in Bourbon Street.
Speaker 3: Are you sick A oh my god, tit's everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 3: members are gonna walk in great clan members. They'll get
Speaker 3: on Bourbon Streets. Maybe not, they might have been like
Speaker 3: waiting here to have fun. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the dude.
Speaker 3: They get stomped out so because it's just like it's
Speaker 3: just tourists and maybe like two blocks away they are,
Speaker 3: but it's like a skidded row, but it's it's just
Speaker 3: just clans row.
Speaker 2: Great you imagine, and then their heads they put their
Speaker 2: hats down and it's a tent. Oh my god, that'd
Speaker 2: be amazing. Plans a Row plans Row.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Probably if one of them is listening to
Speaker 3: this right now.
Speaker 2: That's a great God.
Speaker 3: We need to hire them from market until they take
Speaker 3: everything from Yeah, I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch Napoleon
Speaker 3: Dynamitic as an adult because maybe I I enjoyed it,
Speaker 3: but I just didn't necessarily tickle my fancy because.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it is still very specific. It's a very specific.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it d fr to me when
Speaker 3: I was when I was in high school. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: was in high school. It hit fucking hard.
Speaker 2: There are things that I remember making me laugh as
Speaker 2: a kid that like, I still like. I wouldn't laugh
Speaker 2: at them now necessarily, but conceptually I still like him
Speaker 2: him putting the tots in his the tater tots in
Speaker 2: his pocket, and then that guy kicking them is so
Speaker 2: and the way he oh and it and it's like
Speaker 2: a real like that's such a wildly like need. That's
Speaker 2: such a needlessly bully ass thing to do there, just
Speaker 2: like this person is clearly not doing well. He's saving
Speaker 2: tater tots in his pocket, you know, so then just
Speaker 2: just violently dismantle this guy's meal. It's so sad. Fucking tragic.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't seen that movie in a
Speaker 2: long time, but I like it a lot. Uh did
Speaker 2: you ever see that cartoon they made? I never watched it.
Speaker 3: Oh man, he's like a Beevis and Budheads character, but
Speaker 3: like he's like a Beavis and buttheads side character. It's
Speaker 3: crazy that they even did that, Like was it really
Speaker 3: that popular?
Speaker 2: Really long afterwards too, it was like it was like crazy.
Speaker 2: It was like in twenty like thirteen, yeah, like twenty
Speaker 2: twelve or something, and I'm pretty sure to point nine
Speaker 2: it's like a two thousand.
Speaker 3: And four or five. I think it's four that feel.
Speaker 3: It feels like four, yeah, because I think that's when
Speaker 3: I saw it at my friend's house, like on DVD,
Speaker 3: so must have an already.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever. I don't fucking know exactly, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not in demand. Somebody made a cartoon. It's
Speaker 3: pretty cool.
Speaker 2: They're always doing that shit. So some show that you
Speaker 2: didn't ask for that just you know they're made.
Speaker 3: They've remade Fraser, I think that, yeah, they it is
Speaker 3: already out.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's already out. I know it exists.
Speaker 2: And I saw a picture. I saw a picture of
Speaker 2: old Fraser Crane. And I'm just like, they're making Fraser again.
Speaker 3: They're making so remake phrase.
Speaker 2: That's not the right phrase. I guess it's called Fraser two.
Speaker 2: What is it? It's called Fraser, Frasiers, Fraziers And when
Speaker 2: he cloned himself. Yeah, oh oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Let's go kill now, let's go kill No Fraser, good
Speaker 2: jobser that's a great idea that God be pras.
Speaker 3: Okay, Fraser, Okay Fraser.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, that's good Fraser. Like that Fraser. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 2: here's a good one. Man of Action. Yeah, sixty nine
Speaker 2: dicks and our mouths Fraser. Yeah. Man of Action wrote
Speaker 2: in he says, hey, fellas, stupid, fucking so dumb. He says, hey, fellas,
Speaker 2: are there any older videos from the twenty sixteen or
Speaker 2: later era that you don't agree with anymore? Chris unlisted
Speaker 2: some of his musicals, so I wanted to see if
Speaker 2: he still agrees with him or what he said or
Speaker 2: what or if his mind is changed?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Ain't no in for the inward? Is that yours? How?
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I said. That's for the words. No,
Speaker 2: I do swing on trees, they jump bro high and
Speaker 2: take they they jump high a racist versus that song
Speaker 2: would right itself. It was so hard. K f C. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it'll be good. Jump for high, And I think I
Speaker 2: think MC is good. It's like, what is it? Because
Speaker 2: the bills some mouth to feed? Right is it? When
Speaker 2: I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed?
Speaker 2: That was like nothing in this word yes instead of
Speaker 2: mouth to fields like something. K f C. I think
Speaker 2: that's pretty good. It's pretty good. We'll figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out. Extra, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry,
Speaker 2: don't do that. Not what what the funk was? Even?
Speaker 3: That threw me off so hard?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're anything. They don't. I guess it's just
Speaker 2: generally it's asking all of us, I guess, but I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure maybe a little bit. I think mainly anytime
Speaker 2: I unlist anything or go back and kind of like
Speaker 2: take something off, it's more about like production value and
Speaker 2: like style, because like I have a lot of stuff,
Speaker 2: like my channel. I've had my channel for seventeen years.
Speaker 2: Like my channel goes back to two thousand and six,
Speaker 2: So there's like old fucking shit on there that has
Speaker 2: no business really being on it.
Speaker 3: It's like a bunch of covers that I did, like
Speaker 3: recording on my fucking droid.
Speaker 4: Chris, that's nearly twenty years what as we said, nineteen nineteen,
Speaker 4: nineteen years Yeah, yeah, you said seventeen.
Speaker 2: No you got to no, yeah, I thought he said nineteen.
Speaker 2: Am I I think I said, I mean maybe a
Speaker 2: long time. Maybe I said a number damn near close
Speaker 2: enough that it's weird that you even pointed it out,
Speaker 2: because yes, that's so close to twenty okay, ninety, so
Speaker 2: close to twenty yeah, about just near thirty. Two thousand
Speaker 2: and six, six and seven is when I started uploading,
Speaker 2: and so there's a lot of shit there that I'm
Speaker 2: just like, this is just structurally, this is fucking garbage. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. If it's a cover. I
Speaker 2: went back and unlisted a bunch of covers as well,
Speaker 2: And I think for me, it's more just like a oh,
Speaker 2: does this track with like the lineage of what's happening now?
Speaker 2: And if something doesn't fit in then I'll probably unlist it.
Speaker 2: But generally speaking, I have to say I've gone back
Speaker 2: and I've watched a couple of old videos and I
Speaker 2: don't know if I really disagreed all that much with
Speaker 2: much of what I said. I think it's more about
Speaker 2: whether or not it was worth paying attention to, or
Speaker 2: whether or not it was worth talking about in the tonality,
Speaker 2: I guess because I was saying it somewhat seriously, but
Speaker 2: not as seriously as I think people took it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so that maybe is like I wouldn't really go
Speaker 2: and redo that again. But as far as like jokes
Speaker 2: or anything that I was saying, Like, I don't really
Speaker 2: have a problem with anything I was saying back then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel very similar in that I would say
Speaker 3: most of the videos that I unlisted or deleted was
Speaker 3: it was the some of the I felt like some
Speaker 3: of the wrong people. They're like the headline people, they
Speaker 3: weren't watching the fucking video. Like, so I made an inflammatory,
Speaker 3: an inflammatory thumbnail thumbnail fucking title talking about black lives matter.
Speaker 3: It was called black Lives Matter's bullshit. So immediately it's
Speaker 3: supposed to just get your attention, like what.
Speaker 2: Are you saying? Yeah, what what are you saying?
Speaker 3: But it's like I very specifically talk about like the
Speaker 3: things that pissed me off about it, especially in just
Speaker 3: I allude to things like Occupy Wall Street how it
Speaker 3: starts off. These movements start off very good and then
Speaker 3: be it Cointel pro be it just stupid assholes they
Speaker 3: infect it, and then it turned into like a fucking
Speaker 3: joke and they lose sight on what's really supposed to
Speaker 3: be happening. Because everybody was coming together and Ocupy Wall
Speaker 3: Street for example, We're focusing on the one present, and
Speaker 3: then it got turned into all the way where South
Speaker 3: Park was making fun of it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is a joke. Now it's not even just people
Speaker 3: not gonna take serious anymore. Lives matters having a similar
Speaker 3: issue where there were people that were just making they
Speaker 3: were just getting bags ahead of the organizations, just getting
Speaker 3: a bag. And then there was people that were just
Speaker 3: leading marches, just saying stupid shit that's not gonna win
Speaker 3: any favors, Like we're gonna like have these type of
Speaker 3: killing pigs type of chants that I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: think that's cool deep down, but like I know how
Speaker 3: the political game goes. They're gonna spin that and they're
Speaker 3: gonna call you a bunch of monkeys and shit, and
Speaker 3: so like I thought the whole thing was turning into
Speaker 3: bullshit but there were people that were racist and just
Speaker 3: conservative or whatever like the title, and they were like yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is this is not reaching the
Speaker 3: right people. So after a while, like I just I
Speaker 3: some of those things I took down, like things that
Speaker 3: weren't very clear and concise, because there was way too
Speaker 3: many people that are just like it's just running into it.
Speaker 3: Now we're taking With the Sam Cedar thing, it was
Speaker 3: the same type of people. Yeah, where they thought he
Speaker 3: was the conservative. I'm like, how did you watch that
Speaker 3: clip and think he was the conservative? Oh, they didn't
Speaker 3: watch it at all. They just looked at this guy
Speaker 3: with the beard and look at this gay looking dude,
Speaker 3: and then they just made an assumption.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: And so I'm like, oh, they're doing the same thing
Speaker 3: with my fucking thumbnails and and like they're not even
Speaker 3: there's no, they're not watching the substance. Like a I
Speaker 3: made a video Riley Dennis the trans woman, and like
Speaker 3: Riley Dennis was advocating, Ryns was having some dangerous rhetoric.
Speaker 3: We was saying that, like the Nazi rhetoric and the
Speaker 3: fascist rhetoric is inherently violent, so you should when people
Speaker 3: threaten you with violence, you know, you can defend yourself
Speaker 3: with violence, and I'm like, that's not a great thing
Speaker 3: to do. That's I understand that these people are threatening
Speaker 3: your existence because they don't want you to exist, but
Speaker 3: that's not a good enough reason to just attack them.
Speaker 3: So I made a video pushing back against that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not smart. You're gonna get yourself in trouble. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's not smart at all to do that. So I
Speaker 3: was refuting those points and then I saw in the
Speaker 3: comment section it was like.
Speaker 2: Why are you referring the dude as a she?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm like, why why am I making it? No,
Speaker 3: it wasn't all the that, It wasn't all the comments. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it was still enough to work where you're just like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Get the fuck out of here?
Speaker 2: And so it's things like that.
Speaker 3: That's everybody from that era. Man, it was not enough
Speaker 3: to wear videos that I felt like that were not
Speaker 3: clear and and could allow any of those people to
Speaker 3: like kind of it was like, I remember Shoe shared
Speaker 3: one of my videos about the uh it was President
Speaker 3: Biden in the Salty Aftermath because I made a Trump one,
Speaker 3: which in hindsight, it's technically wrong because I felt like
Speaker 3: I felt pretty strongly that he was gonna be milk toast,
Speaker 3: like a bush, like, you know, oh Patriot Act type shit,
Speaker 3: that's like the worst of it, maybe a warmonger. We're
Speaker 3: used to redsensitized, and then it turns out it's way worse. Obviously,
Speaker 3: So in hindsight it was wrong right in retrospect, but
Speaker 3: at the time, I was like, whatever, Now, I was like,
Speaker 3: let me do my due diligence and say about Biden,
Speaker 3: about all these people are being freaks and they're freaking out,
Speaker 3: and let's make fun of them. They did the same thing,
Speaker 3: and I saw the comments sections. They were just so stupid,
Speaker 3: and when she retweeted, some of her fans were like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck's going on in the comment section. I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's my fucking These are the people that stayed on
Speaker 3: my channel, and it's that I'm like, you became their
Speaker 3: token man for some people.
Speaker 2: For some people, absolutely, I know.
Speaker 4: It's it's unfortunate because no matter what you could say,
Speaker 4: you could say time and time again, it's like, hey man,
Speaker 4: I really I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't I'm a black man. I don't like racism.
Speaker 3: I think it's bad, and the like you're just saying
Speaker 3: that boy, you could come me here from everybody else know,
Speaker 3: and it's just like it's it's yeah. I I try
Speaker 3: to ward them off a little bit. Like even when
Speaker 3: I did Dave Ruman interview or I was like I
Speaker 3: took some shots at Christianity and I was like, look, man,
Speaker 3: hear that ship that doesn't exist, or he's a complete
Speaker 3: fucking asshole like pick one, you know, kind of just
Speaker 3: being like show I'm not I am not a conservative person.
Speaker 3: I have a fucking there's tattoos on my knuckles that
Speaker 3: they live free. That's not I'm not a I have.
Speaker 2: I have Phil Collins. Collins. I like how you kept going.
Speaker 4: It was like those old pinus hovering you guys. You
Speaker 4: guys ever seen those old pictures of people. Look at
Speaker 4: all the followers I have on Twitter and it's like
Speaker 4: a number and it just goes off the computer. I
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck is this, dude, But it's
Speaker 4: it's I don't know, man, I I think I agree
Speaker 4: with I think my perspectives of things have not changed
Speaker 4: at all very much, every.
Speaker 2: Very very lightly.
Speaker 3: If anything, I was just I would say I was insensitive.
Speaker 3: To some stuff, and there were one thing and I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure I took this video down.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming I did.
Speaker 3: Where I was being very uncharitable to Francesca Ramsey because
Speaker 3: I feel like also she's very bad at uh political optics,
Speaker 3: and I didn't the way that she was correct and
Speaker 3: how jerry mannering is used. She was she was actually
Speaker 3: talking about footed ide laws and how it's used to discriminate.
Speaker 3: How but in the way that she fray it is
Speaker 3: it is that It's like I want, I want people
Speaker 3: to understand that if something like this existed in a
Speaker 3: country that is predominantly the same ethnicity, it is not racist.
Speaker 3: This is a class issue that I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: people to understand that when we focus so hard because
Speaker 3: of the voter idea laws are racist. I'm like in America,
Speaker 3: they are, you know, by the by them existing because
Speaker 3: it's the marginalized and the poor, the black folks, and
Speaker 3: they're trying to disenfranchise them. Yes, but I want people
Speaker 3: to understand that the issue that always persists in every
Speaker 3: fucking country is a class issue.
Speaker 2: They will try to differentiate.
Speaker 4: You're right, you're right, you're right, right, because that classism racism, colorism,
Speaker 4: they all they're all hand in hand, brother friends.
Speaker 3: It's more of a tactical thing that I'm trying to
Speaker 3: but you're I just want I want people to understand
Speaker 3: that we can come together if we focus on that
Speaker 3: a lot more, because it's all encompassing because the class,
Speaker 3: Like I said, then yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, like like I personally like I look at
Speaker 2: like classes like that's like you solve that everything. Everything's
Speaker 2: significantly easier to solve after that.
Speaker 3: But it's going to fix that is that is the
Speaker 3: that is the first swoop. It's gonna finish. It's gonna
Speaker 3: fix a significant thing because the class because unfortunately, especially
Speaker 3: in this country, you know that black people are uh
Speaker 3: the disenfranchise they are. So if we fix this class issue,
Speaker 3: they're going to be majorly not disenfranchised nearly as much,
Speaker 3: and then we can work on the other issues, like
Speaker 3: the systemic racist issues. But my thing was, I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I took down a video because I was being
Speaker 3: so hostile because I feel like, you hear the phrase
Speaker 3: hurting not helping. I feel like people like her were
Speaker 3: absolutely they mean well, but they're hurting. I think they're
Speaker 3: hurting and not helping which is like one of those
Speaker 3: things where like I hear what you're saying. It was
Speaker 3: kind of like the me criticizing BLM was the same
Speaker 3: fucking thing, where like, I don't think you guys are
Speaker 3: helping this causes at all.
Speaker 2: I don't think when when.
Speaker 3: Snoop Dogg or somebody, this was back when Snoop Dogg
Speaker 3: wasn't you know, being a trader like now where I
Speaker 3: think it was him or somebody went in to talk
Speaker 3: to the police because they wanted to try to come
Speaker 3: to some common ground with the LAPD because obviously things
Speaker 3: tensions really high and people are like fuck this trade
Speaker 3: or fuck this and I'm like, well, honestly, I would
Speaker 3: see if we can appeal to some of these people's humanity,
Speaker 3: the small in these groups and try to get them
Speaker 3: to stop shooting people.
Speaker 4: You're you're you're right with that idea of that, like,
Speaker 4: because racism is race is fake, so it is not
Speaker 4: the main stem of the problem, the social construct, but.
Speaker 3: The problem is that it's no it Well, race, race
Speaker 3: is fake. Well, I would say a social construct. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to use the word.
Speaker 4: Fake because you know what I mean, right, Race is
Speaker 4: something that's fabricated based on the means of something simply
Speaker 4: created by society, right, Like, there's no we're all human beings.
Speaker 4: There is no race difference between a white person. We
Speaker 4: are yeah, yeah, you guys are whatever you guys are.
Speaker 2: I'm a king.
Speaker 3: Demon was like I wish I was like hope, somewhere
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 2: But that's like a thing.
Speaker 4: But the idea is that you can't classism classism. If
Speaker 4: that problem gets fixed, the problem of racism will still
Speaker 4: be there, you know, And though it'll be probably easier
Speaker 4: to fix, that doesn't mean it's it's still there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mentioned that, you know, it's still there.
Speaker 3: Is tackling that next, because that's it's essentially a lot
Speaker 3: of people and this is this is this is the truth.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: A lot of people are racist, specifically because rich people
Speaker 3: are telling them to be. It's just like we talk
Speaker 3: about whiteism, right like back then Italians or back then
Speaker 3: like Irish, the whitest people on the planet were not
Speaker 3: considered white and it's so stupid, it's so stupid. So
Speaker 3: but but again, so we understand that whitism is something
Speaker 3: that allowed them to come together and then to discriminate
Speaker 3: against it. So yeah, so It's one of the things
Speaker 3: where like anyway long story short videos like that, where
Speaker 3: I was being hostile towards like I don't I think
Speaker 3: my anger is directed at Francesca, Like I don't think
Speaker 3: Francesca is the indeviaw I think she could just do
Speaker 3: better at convincing people that this is happening and we
Speaker 3: need to do something. But like a Berni how Bernie
Speaker 3: Sanders does it, Like there's a way to do it,
Speaker 3: and there's a way that that some people like that
Speaker 3: way she was putting out ship and so I was
Speaker 3: being hostile, but that's not going to fix anything either.
Speaker 2: But that's where my anger feels, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I look at the way that they treat Bernie. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's really, fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3: We failed that man?
Speaker 2: So like when when those when those women came up
Speaker 2: and like hijacked his rally, I'm like, you don't even
Speaker 2: understand He's how badly you fucked everything trying to help you,
Speaker 2: stupid bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like Bernie Sanders was the one chance
Speaker 4: we I feel like we've in history had several points
Speaker 4: for things to be better than what they were. When
Speaker 4: things went wrong, right, and I think in America first,
Speaker 4: the first moment was Abe Lincoln dying. I think Abe
Speaker 4: Linking's death was one of the moments where we had
Speaker 4: a chance has to do way better. Then he died
Speaker 4: and things kind of like bad ending. Now we're like
Speaker 4: on a bad ending and we're just going through this.
Speaker 4: I think Berndie said is one of those moments where like, oh,
Speaker 4: we had a chance to have a better universe, and
Speaker 4: then we just made the wrong decision, and now we're.
Speaker 3: Just we didn't fight hard enough. We didn't fight hard
Speaker 3: to win when he was when he kilearly go sc
Speaker 3: screwed over, we should have stood up and be like, no,
Speaker 3: this is our guy.
Speaker 2: We didn't do it.
Speaker 3: We failed him and we failed ourselves. And now I
Speaker 3: like that he's still rallying. He's going hard on the
Speaker 3: paint and not even campaigning. He's just trying to get
Speaker 3: people like riled up. But I think he needs to
Speaker 3: increase his rhetoric a little bit more hostile.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
Speaker 3: I think he should be like, kill all the niggas,
Speaker 3: kill them kill them all, yeah, kill all the billions.
Speaker 3: I think he killed You know, he'll get blasted and
Speaker 3: become a martyr, and then we'll pick up our pitchworks.
Speaker 3: Not kill all the billions, Kill all the niggas, Kill
Speaker 3: every nigga that's worth at least five million dollars. Kill
Speaker 3: all of those niggas, slaughter them in the streets. I'll
Speaker 3: give you guns. I'll give you guns, Bernie Sands like
Speaker 3: I'll give you guns. They don't know what, but you,
Speaker 3: I will psionically tend you the message. Think, open your
Speaker 3: mind for a moment. That's where I am. Come get
Speaker 3: your guns.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna go.
Speaker 3: The last question is Pistol Sanders, Gunny Sanders.
Speaker 2: What do you call him? Gunny? Gunny? I'd rather suck
Speaker 2: my hobies meat by Hoosier Hosier Hosier. How do you
Speaker 2: say that name? Ho Hoyser? Hoyser? Is it really? I
Speaker 2: guess he's the guy that does take me to church? Right, yeah?
Speaker 2: And whatever, give me some girth, says he and Tom
Speaker 2: Penny and Cum Sack a gay. While I was at
Speaker 2: work on my lunch break, I opened TikTok and accidentally
Speaker 2: had my phone at max volume, and the first thing
Speaker 2: that played was Walton Goggins saying, who wants to suck
Speaker 2: an old man's dick twice back to back. So my
Speaker 2: question today is, have you guys ever had a moment
Speaker 2: similar to that? And also, uh, next person to speak
Speaker 2: after this is getting touched. It's me Kingston. It's me Kingston.
Speaker 2: I'm Kingston. To touch me, touch me. I love being touched.
Speaker 2: I love it. I'm Kingston. I'm gay. I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm Kingson. I'm gay. Words to live by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't believe you said that, kings I thought
Speaker 3: you didn't like getting touched. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Man? Pretty disgusting? Oh I changed my mind. I'm gay.
Speaker 2: Well me, you to touch me? Please? Anyway?
Speaker 3: You really?
Speaker 2: Really? Okay?
Speaker 3: I keep touching me a little bit, you keep touching mesation.
Speaker 3: I can do this for two hours, but I knowsycho.
Speaker 2: I've never had this, man. I gotta say I've been
Speaker 2: pretty good about this about like having like awkward uh
Speaker 2: videos or anything. Blast the thing that I've always been
Speaker 2: afraid of, not always because it's relatively new technology in
Speaker 2: the grand scheme, but like the whole like your TV
Speaker 2: sinking to your phone or whatever that stuff. Like for
Speaker 2: a minute, I was like, oh, I gotta be diligent,
Speaker 2: but not that never had never been in this situation,
Speaker 2: Thank god, Thank goodness. I've never really had to worry
Speaker 2: about like not never really, I've definitely like.
Speaker 4: I definitely got caught with like the like someone sends
Speaker 4: you a message for that period of time and the
Speaker 4: moaning sounds come on. It happened to me twice.
Speaker 2: I definitely, I never had that. I fooled a couple
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 4: Of that one I had, I had some guy happened
Speaker 4: to some guy outside of a place in Glenn Down.
Speaker 4: I was like, he got got and I started pointed
Speaker 4: at him and he was like he was really upset.
Speaker 2: It's that Like I'm like, who is that? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: is that? What is the source of that? The porn star?
Speaker 3: I guess we got there must be an answer mon
Speaker 3: meme porn star moan me.
Speaker 2: I guess the original porn meme because it is such
Speaker 2: a crazy Yeah, it's God damn, of course it's just porn.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was expecting, Yea, I was
Speaker 2: expecting genuine, like a genuine answer.
Speaker 3: You have to put the search in quotations to make
Speaker 3: sure it includes what you put in there, Like so
Speaker 3: like meme for example, like because it's like, oh, it
Speaker 3: just it just disregards it, right, Oh, this guy just
Speaker 3: wants porn. I'm gonna disregard the meme that you typed in,
Speaker 3: so you gotta put in quotes and make sure that
Speaker 3: the meme is in results I read.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking useless. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, if I guess prank, would you
Speaker 3: put the word prank in the porn moan prank or something?
Speaker 3: So it is from origin x men, origins porn en foragin,
Speaker 3: so I guess it's just read he has nuty ma.
Speaker 2: It's literally just that is so stupid. Yeah, every.
Speaker 3: Let's jerk bub that stroke that stroke bub.
Speaker 2: Is so fucking stupid. Entire magazine. Yeah, magazines, Yeah, rolled
Speaker 2: up obviously, I mean obviously it would be insanely la
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 4: Not gonna be dude, the amount of times I've done
Speaker 4: that pose in my own independent life.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm standing somewhere drill claw Tonadock calls.
Speaker 2: Stroke claw claw It's just from some porn, Yeah, but which, like,
Speaker 2: what's the name of the porn? Does it say? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got it? I got it right here? It says,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm assuming that Reddit has the answer. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not playing it because I can't. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I like the idea of having it potentially on camera.
Speaker 2: But it's called moaning zapp the original video of what's
Speaker 2: of What's app moaning prank on X videos and it's, uh,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: It's I would love I want to it's send that
Speaker 3: to the group. Sure, yeah, Boner barrage, but my Boner Barge.
Speaker 3: He does the hyperclaw Fatal Claw.
Speaker 2: It's just an ex come.
Speaker 3: I love it, dude, and Marvel riles when he does
Speaker 3: Ultimate he slams the ground and it's the X from
Speaker 3: Fatal Claw. It's a lot of like detail, like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is really fucking cool. That's cool. Do you think
Speaker 3: Wolfe can keep coming?
Speaker 2: Can he keep coming?
Speaker 3: I think he can keep coming? Yeah, I mean he
Speaker 3: he has no refractory period. I think you keep coming.
Speaker 2: So he's like, who.
Speaker 3: Wolverine has no fractory period, so he just comes up
Speaker 3: the Senator, Yeah, Senator Wolverine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be real. If there was a dude running
Speaker 3: the Wolverine for Senate, I'm like, I'm sorry, guys, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be a stupid idiot in voe for no matter
Speaker 3: what he says. No, no, no, it's just some guy.
Speaker 2: His name happens to be Wolverine. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, I'm I don't care what if he
Speaker 3: says barrage claw one time up there, Like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: I will kill free. Sure could you say drill claw
Speaker 3: or berserker barrage please? Uh? His main issue is X Men,
Speaker 3: like like he actually wants to wait is he is
Speaker 3: he trying to Sentinels or something striker or yeah.
Speaker 2: So, like you hear it at first, it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's Center Wolverine and you hear he's got a he's
Speaker 2: got a whole platform about X Men, and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck, that's kind of wild. He's like he's Senator Wolverine.
Speaker 3: He's got like men and it's like like men once
Speaker 3: upon a time.
Speaker 2: So like, yeah, you you learn he's just anti trans.
Speaker 2: Yeah that makes.
Speaker 3: Man even Saturday, i'd be voting. I'm so sorry trans
Speaker 3: allies boot vote. He's literally against X Men and is
Speaker 3: like that that's that you can't.
Speaker 2: He's holding like some and stuff.
Speaker 3: That's insane. God damn that sucks, man, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry I have to vote for Rooim to get
Speaker 3: the porn I sent you.
Speaker 2: I did get it. I got a notifacation.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch it right now, actually with my volume off,
Speaker 3: because look at I'm not an insensitive prick. My fucking
Speaker 3: headphones are always connected to Bluetooth, so you'll never hear anything. Look,
Speaker 3: anyone who watches, maybe I don't understand how this happens.
Speaker 3: Like your volume should never be all the way up
Speaker 3: ever on like fucking your your your shit's not connected
Speaker 3: anything unless it's a very specific like moment. But like publicly,
Speaker 3: I hope you're not watching stuff like that. Watching porn
Speaker 3: in the public is.
Speaker 2: But Nan, you never watched porn anything in the middle
Speaker 2: of the Broken Egg cafe. You never. You never watched
Speaker 2: poor in the White.
Speaker 3: You never watched porn while you're waiting on the side
Speaker 3: for your Bodega sandwich to be made.
Speaker 2: You gotta wait two minutes. I go the Broken Egg.
Speaker 3: I did go to the Broken Egg the other day,
Speaker 3: and coincidentally it was weird, like my my landlord was there.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And as he was walking in the lasthroom, there was
Speaker 3: literally Uh, that video that you just sent me on
Speaker 3: his blaring.
Speaker 2: And he was like he couldn't wait to get home,
Speaker 2: so he would the back and go beat off he
Speaker 2: was before he got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 2: It was like that fucking wolf. I'm curious that video
Speaker 2: was actually, Oh yeah, let me check it out. But
Speaker 2: that's gonna be that's gonna be it. We're gonna, we're
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Speaker 2: can go do that. That's a it's a premium price
Speaker 2: because it's so many of you and you've chosen to
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is it? Is it? It's just
Speaker 2: the like ads what oh yeah, that's right, penis in
Speaker 2: my face and this chick standing up and it is crazy.
Speaker 2: You've ever seen a penis here's an ad for penis
Speaker 2: the penis ads go crazy on here. Yeah, that's it
Speaker 2: is that? Actually it that's it. That's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear it, I hear it. I can tell
Speaker 3: it's so it's sane.
Speaker 2: Eleven second clip. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: And even thought i'd see the regional Yeah, I actually.
Speaker 2: For some.
Speaker 3: Reason, I just I just I pictured her. I it
Speaker 3: just didn't even seem like it didn't seem real to me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought it was just some I don't I don't
Speaker 3: even like a synthesizer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like so it's like a real person would would
Speaker 2: make that sound.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's cool. I like when we we we
Speaker 3: find out things together on this podcast. That's what it's
Speaker 3: all about. Really, it's about education.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, all right, we're gonna read our twenty five
Speaker 2: dollars patron's names now, We're not gonna be Barrage born
Speaker 2: barrage Wow, goon beam, goon goon beam, gooner beam. It's
Speaker 2: just iron Man beaming, uh, beaming porn into children's heads.
Speaker 2: You would be such a deep that you would be
Speaker 2: absolutely a villain that.
Speaker 3: You would have to you played the marble lines, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you see, like when they would do like so fucking
Speaker 3: he would shoot his unibam at Wolverine's closet. Yes, so
Speaker 3: this motherfucker is shooting porn at Wolverine's porn mags, and
Speaker 3: it's rejecting more porn. It's just quantumizing a porn by
Speaker 3: a billion birds. Like the individual values of all of
Speaker 3: their porn is like skyrocket the arrow up thirty thousand
Speaker 3: within the seconds you watch terrabytes of porn.
Speaker 2: You're just like.
Speaker 3: Forty forty what is it? Forty million, forty million minutes
Speaker 3: of porn? Literally, Spider Man Spiders is going coraz either
Speaker 3: Spider said, just going in say, He's like, you don't
Speaker 3: even remember your name because there's no capacity remember, you
Speaker 3: only remember poor.
Speaker 2: Ultimate Alliance is a game that I'm kind of scared about.
Speaker 2: Why because like I remember really loving it. It's fun,
Speaker 2: but it's still fun. I feel like it's not as
Speaker 2: fun as I remember, of course not, and that's that
Speaker 2: would be really depressing. I mean, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: think I of the toptually. I can't even say. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I played it recently, but when I'm thinking
Speaker 3: about it, I think it was like twenty twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 2: I can't even that is over ten.
Speaker 3: Years from what I remember from my playing to have
Speaker 3: it on my have it on my deck?
Speaker 4: Do you actually oh nice, It's still fun, but it's like,
Speaker 4: you know what you're getting into, Like obviously, yeah, sims
Speaker 4: to Hit and Run.
Speaker 3: I think that was one of my favorite games of
Speaker 3: all time and personally it now you're like, oh right,
Speaker 3: I feel that way about Risley and Perfect.
Speaker 2: I bet it.
Speaker 3: I bet it doesn't. Yeah, but it doesn't feel good,
Speaker 3: but I want to play it. I haven't played with
Speaker 3: all that high school four when that came out.
Speaker 4: Bro that weekend, I left my house at like ten am,
Speaker 4: didn't come back to like eight from playing that game.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: My grandma was like, where where were you playing it?
Speaker 3: At my friend's house? Okay, your consoles at home to
Speaker 3: stare at it outside.
Speaker 2: Wheels like doing front flips, Like do you guys remember that?
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember? Like I don't know, maybe I
Speaker 2: did this because I was a fucking weed, but I
Speaker 2: remember getting video games and like imagine no I would Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would get a video game and then I would
Speaker 2: either get it so late in the day that I
Speaker 2: couldn't play it or like some bullshit, and I would
Speaker 2: bring it to school with me, like just to just
Speaker 2: to sit with it, of course, just to be excited
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: So when I got home, I was just like that was.
Speaker 2: Because I used to read the back and like read
Speaker 2: the manual, and just like I would be obsessed, they would.
Speaker 2: It was like maybe like a handful of games.
Speaker 3: I mean, so the only thing I would closest is
Speaker 3: just uh having like a Walkman, right, and then a
Speaker 3: lot of the old places and games had the soundtracks
Speaker 3: on them.
Speaker 2: That's right, So I'll just listen to those PS one discs.
Speaker 2: I think double the CDs if you put them in CD.
Speaker 2: I remember that blew my fucking mind when I found
Speaker 2: that out. Just play the soundtracks in your CD player.
Speaker 2: That was the future. I did that a lot, man,
Speaker 2: but uh it did. Uh.
Speaker 3: You had to be careful though, because you know you can.
Speaker 3: It's easy to scratch up your CDs on Walkman.
Speaker 2: I remember the disc scratching was so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: Be like, no, did you use anything, because like so
Speaker 3: they sold a thing that had the consistency of peanut butter,
Speaker 3: but or you could just use peanut butter to.
Speaker 2: Like fill in the crack. Dude, I was convinced that
Speaker 2: that was a fucking scam.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it was, because it sounds stupid.
Speaker 2: Because like in my mind, I guess I didn't really
Speaker 2: understand how discs worked until like way later, like way later.
Speaker 2: And so for me, when I saw a disc that
Speaker 2: was scratched, I was like, well, what, so, let me
Speaker 2: get this straight. You're gonna give me a machine and
Speaker 2: it's going to put paste on the disc and then
Speaker 2: that'll like recode the game. Like it just didn't seem
Speaker 2: it didn't make sense to me, right because I thought.
Speaker 3: What the disc was. I thought the disc was the game,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Where like I did, I thought like if something was
Speaker 2: scratched on the disc, it's like that's gone for him, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you know, it's going to fix that. I didn't
Speaker 2: think about the fact that it's like, oh, the game
Speaker 2: is under the disc, like it's under the layer that's
Speaker 2: that is scratched. I didn't think about that, And so
Speaker 2: for me, I was just like I always, just for
Speaker 2: my entire life, I thought those were like the biggest,
Speaker 2: the biggest scam ever, just like because what are you
Speaker 2: gonna do. You're gonna print like you're printing more game
Speaker 2: on the disc? Are you stupid?
Speaker 3: It seems stupid, Like, yeah, here's something that is very
Speaker 3: sophisticated that I could be fixed with peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Right. That's also it didn't help. It felt like completely
Speaker 2: magical and so like I never actually used any of those.
Speaker 2: But the sad story is that, like I have so
Speaker 2: many games that were scratched to ship that like I
Speaker 2: could have fixed this entire time and still could theoretically.
Speaker 3: Probably, and I just haven't. I don't have any of
Speaker 3: my old ship.
Speaker 2: Man. All of my old stuff is fucking in New York.
Speaker 3: I think I've got a lot of stuff. I've got
Speaker 3: my own stolen or something.
Speaker 2: Ship. I fucking I know I have that stuff. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I have I know.
Speaker 3: I have cards that are worth so much money it's crazy,
Speaker 3: just in my house in New York.
Speaker 2: You just go.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to New York.
Speaker 4: Just I don't, like, I don't want to go to
Speaker 4: New York just to get cards. See my aunt, argue
Speaker 4: with her, and then leave.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: You can get in the cards, a week of it,
Speaker 3: get some pizza, see whatever the fuck you miss back home.
Speaker 2: You have to go back anyway.
Speaker 3: So so I mean, whenever you got to go back,
Speaker 3: stay and just like, hey, Lily, help me find all
Speaker 3: my Ship. Yeah, like I don't want to do this.
Speaker 3: You have no choice, woman, It's crazy. I don't care
Speaker 3: at all. Women will go find it. I'm gonna sit down.
Speaker 2: That's I think.
Speaker 3: I want to play Marble Marvel ultim with people.
Speaker 2: I mean I played it by myself, like my my
Speaker 2: nostalgia for it is completely alone with my friend. But
Speaker 2: like I remember, like it was like there was like
Speaker 2: a good There was like a feeling in that game
Speaker 2: that was like there was something. It was just it
Speaker 2: was just fun, like the entire time.
Speaker 4: It was the first game I remember collabing like that. Well,
Speaker 4: not the first one was obviously I have Martha's Schapcom,
Speaker 4: but like that game playing and that having that much fun,
Speaker 4: like my friend playing as Deadpool, me playing as like
Speaker 4: fucking Silver Surfer because at the fucking cheek oats and
Speaker 4: just causing hell to everybody.
Speaker 2: Remember you didn't have to pay for this, you just
Speaker 2: put the stuff in sad you know.
Speaker 3: I was just playing the Force and Least Last Night
Speaker 3: Games mad fun.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, I loved the physics in that game. I
Speaker 2: remember being like obsessed.
Speaker 3: Dude, just throwing everything and throwing people at people. It's
Speaker 3: actually easy, way harder than I remembered, like the easy
Speaker 3: the Final level because like I just blazed. I played
Speaker 3: it and beat it because I just wanted to be
Speaker 3: I realized that I can't remember the last time I
Speaker 3: played those games because there's no there was no footprint
Speaker 3: of me, like, oh, you played this on SEAT. I
Speaker 3: never played on PA, so like they played those games
Speaker 3: a million years ago, I guess. And yeah, I got
Speaker 3: pretty good on the Death Star and so final level.
Speaker 3: And then when you part where you have to go
Speaker 3: in there and it's like the fucking the two ships
Speaker 3: you have to like to stop disturb them. I gotta
Speaker 3: explain it. It's like a part where you walk in
Speaker 3: you gotta fight two guys with like the fucking fake
Speaker 3: red niggas.
Speaker 2: They're red.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, those guys that part of the games. I
Speaker 4: played the game like maybe like five months ago, and
Speaker 4: that part was so fucking annoying.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yes, because I haven't played a Star Wars game recently,
Speaker 4: I seam that got played and I was like, this
Speaker 4: is stupid, dude.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: There was a part where you needed a first break
Speaker 3: when you first arrived in the Death Star and you
Speaker 3: just need to lift up like a grill to infiltrate.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that part is so stupid because as soon
Speaker 3: as you you'll clear like the area, and as soon
Speaker 3: as you start touching it, a million people just show
Speaker 3: up out of nowhere. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 3: this is can you give me ten seconds, like make
Speaker 3: it realistic? They show up immediately, like did they disappear?
Speaker 2: I was like, this is stupid.
Speaker 3: And and so finally, after I think three waves or four,
Speaker 3: I finally get it open enough because they wouldn't stop
Speaker 3: shooting me. And then fucking when you make it all
Speaker 3: the way, the stupid laser thing, the fucking that we
Speaker 3: have to wait for it to charge, remember that that's
Speaker 3: so tedious. Finally you make it, I will be at
Speaker 3: Vader's ass. That wasn't that hard.
Speaker 2: Citius was fucking annoying because he just lightening you.
Speaker 3: The whole time he lightens you, they'll put on a
Speaker 3: force field and then send all of his niggas to
Speaker 3: come after you.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, well you can.
Speaker 3: I have a few minutes to fight you. But I
Speaker 3: mean as soon as you like get like a com no,
Speaker 3: and then he sends more people to I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, he's trying to survive. He is trying to survive.
Speaker 3: He's doing a pretty good job at it, and it's
Speaker 3: a fun fucking game. I love when he takes down
Speaker 3: the start Destroyer. Do it.
Speaker 2: That's so sick. That was the game where pulled Down
Speaker 2: you do it.
Speaker 3: Two of them in the second one, two of them,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's just a sequel, last thing to do.
Speaker 2: They made three one of the things that one of
Speaker 2: the things I remember being like captivating about that game,
Speaker 2: and I hope it's it's this. I feel like I
Speaker 2: don't really I didn't play that many other Star Wars games,
Speaker 2: so it has to be either this one or maybe
Speaker 2: Jedi Power Battles had it.
Speaker 3: A little bit, but it just came out again.
Speaker 2: Sure I have that on disc originally, but uh, whenever
Speaker 2: you have your lightsaber out and you would like walk
Speaker 2: by a door or something, it would like even if
Speaker 2: you weren't like hitting it or like pressing the attack
Speaker 2: button like, it would like kind of would raise the
Speaker 2: wall and it would like leave like a it was
Speaker 2: in that game, right, I remember being like obsessed by
Speaker 2: that like detail. I didn't notice if like this play
Speaker 2: of Theround this time around, if that happened. I just
Speaker 2: didn't notice.
Speaker 3: But I was also blazing because I'm why sing Daredevil
Speaker 3: the old series, and I was playing this just just
Speaker 3: like what set my dick on fire was him being
Speaker 3: able to put lightning into his lightsabers.
Speaker 2: Like that ship. It was like, it's fucking really okay too.
Speaker 3: That thing is broken. That's the only combo you you
Speaker 3: used to If you're doing combo, you just make sure
Speaker 3: you get lighting on it, and that fucking staggers motherfuckers,
Speaker 3: and then you stab the fuck out of him.
Speaker 4: You just keep stabbing. Is so fucking broken in that game.
Speaker 4: So it instantly kills people pretty much. So you grab
Speaker 4: someone and you kill them instantly, And I'm like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, I love that ship.
Speaker 2: It's a good generation of games. It's fun, such a
Speaker 2: good joke. I hate such a good group of games
Speaker 2: and that entire generation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, loving love. I love the lore of Star Wars,
Speaker 4: and I understand how much of a fucking just what
Speaker 4: the fuck is Star Killer?
Speaker 3: Like that? The problem this two horn into the story
Speaker 3: is so.
Speaker 4: Unbelievably strong for straight up no reason. It's awesome, but
Speaker 4: it's really fucking wild. Yeah, it's it's so I love it.
Speaker 4: It's so convenient that, like you can so easily kill
Speaker 4: Sidious right there, beat Vader and it's like, nigga, what
Speaker 4: and then uh no, don't do it for revenge?
Speaker 3: What his name Master cauth or whatever, what's his name
Speaker 3: it's and he was like, don't do it. I'm blind
Speaker 3: and gay, And I was like, I'm blind and gay.
Speaker 3: He says that weren't Verbatim and Stark killers, like, but nigga,
Speaker 3: it's over you guys. You want to start a rebellion,
Speaker 3: but it's over if I kill him. No, because if
Speaker 3: you do it, you'll be sad and gay and we
Speaker 3: want you to be. And then he was like, I
Speaker 3: guess I want to do it. And then you know
Speaker 3: the death Star kills billions of people afterwards, so Star
Speaker 3: Killer pops. Though I could have stop the whole thing,
Speaker 3: but no, you're gonna be l get you get to
Speaker 3: kill kill hot. I don't even know you murder, not
Speaker 3: even good at it yet. Luke, Yeah, they have don't
Speaker 3: fight Luke. That's strong. You fight Luke, that's like pretty fun.
Speaker 3: You fight HAF Luke.
Speaker 2: Is that true? It's Luke from HAF But he's like,
Speaker 2: not even him yet he's you.
Speaker 3: I guess I thought you killed him. Right when he
Speaker 3: found his aunt and uncle, well, Afe like they're dead,
Speaker 3: like when they're dead. Yeah, oh no, they're dead episode
Speaker 3: four and five, Like in between four episode six, you're like,
Speaker 3: oh sorry.
Speaker 2: Zoom right when right? When parents at all? Right?
Speaker 3: When he finds the skeletons, that is so fun. You
Speaker 3: beat you beat not even strong, and you beat Chowy
Speaker 3: and Han and Han.
Speaker 2: Is like what the dude, I have a gun? What
Speaker 2: is this? This nigga's throwing wind at me? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that was a fun game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna do i'mnna do number two. Uh later
Speaker 3: on tonight when I have time. I recently beat those
Speaker 3: two very fun games. Yeah, that's funny, recently played like
Speaker 3: I love, dude.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, like I'm not I'm not the big Star
Speaker 3: Wars fan, but I've always loved those games. I'm never
Speaker 3: not a Star Wars fan. It's like that, just to
Speaker 3: have so much like warm feelings in my heart. Star
Speaker 3: Wars had really good games for a while, even the
Speaker 3: lego games Man Solid I never like him, I like him,
Speaker 3: but like those are fun for me.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say're bad gas. I just I never really
Speaker 2: liked Lego, is it? I never have a video if
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play with Legos, I want to play with Legos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonn I'm gonna get Lego and make them
Speaker 3: make out and yeah, dick Lego.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Jedi Power Battles. I remember liking a lot
Speaker 2: Jedi Uh Starfighter. I remember really liking a.
Speaker 3: Lot that was a full order and last that I order.
Speaker 2: I haven't played a five yet. That's a I would
Speaker 2: have to finish both of those. I really like.
Speaker 3: I second ones, Hello is it on?
Speaker 2: I got deep into pretty both of them, and I
Speaker 2: thought I thought they were good. I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just haven't. It's it's about time. It's like seventeen
Speaker 3: bucks right now.
Speaker 2: It's Devil Wilson's fucking face in that game.
Speaker 3: Dude, she's in another game.
Speaker 2: What's that? She's in something? She's in Death Randing. Now
Speaker 2: that's it. That's trailer.
Speaker 3: And I was like, god, I saw this one grifter
Speaker 3: guy and I was like, fuck, I agree with a
Speaker 3: grifter for once, because this grifter guy was like, all right,
Speaker 3: I don't knowough with this bitch, And I'm like well,
Speaker 3: I I don't don't agree.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with it. I just wish that they would, no,
Speaker 2: not make her fucking face.
Speaker 3: I don't care about Debora Wilson's face, right, Just yea,
Speaker 3: make a character, make Debora Wilson voice it. It's final amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, just she's greatest seventhing, specifically because she doesn't look
Speaker 2: like Devin Wilson looks like a demon. If Sabathan was
Speaker 2: just Devora Wilson, that would suck.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that'd be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Why is this mad TV lady here? Right?
Speaker 3: Philamars a mad TV guy. He has done a lot
Speaker 3: of voice acting over the years. But imagine if it
Speaker 3: just looked like Phil Lamar. It's it's Arthur fucking Arthur
Speaker 3: of Atlantis and he's just phils his head on this
Speaker 3: white body.
Speaker 2: It takes you out of it a little bit. And
Speaker 2: and I agree with I understand it. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's her fault or anything. I just wish we would
Speaker 2: get a little bit more great. I wish we just
Speaker 2: got more into the spirit of just like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll do motion capture of performance capture, but let's make
Speaker 2: a new character for you, right, because that's to me
Speaker 2: is like, why wouldn't you want to extend? Like, if
Speaker 2: you were an actor and you had the option to
Speaker 2: play somebody who looks nothing like you, wouldn't you want
Speaker 2: to do that? Yeah? I feel like I feel like
Speaker 2: I would love to do.
Speaker 3: That, not want to be when all those actors, those
Speaker 3: famous their choice. Yeah, when all those famous actors are
Speaker 3: being rendered in the games, I was like, this is
Speaker 3: what you guys want.
Speaker 2: This wrong word.
Speaker 3: It wasn't the guy's name, that fucking wall of when
Speaker 3: they get that plays Crados.
Speaker 2: Chris Judge, it was just Christopher Judges, black Man, Chris Judges,
Speaker 2: Cistoper Judge.
Speaker 3: His face looks so swollen, it looks it looks like
Speaker 3: dreamcast dude. It's just like his fucking kin is so
Speaker 3: like wide and square. He looks like Minecraft Steve. He's
Speaker 3: so clearly a black Hawaiian guy. You know, he's so
Speaker 3: clearly like a giant black Hawaiian dude.
Speaker 2: It's like he walks in guys. Man.
Speaker 3: It was only one hundred and thirty seats for the
Speaker 3: twentieth anniversary panel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got a word that I'm immediately gone. I
Speaker 2: saw I know you wanted to be, I was, I
Speaker 2: was gonna go.
Speaker 3: I specifically want I want a signature from T. C.
Speaker 3: Carson because like that, like Christopher Judge almost for you know,
Speaker 3: in a couple of years, it will be ten years, right,
Speaker 3: he'll be Creatos for ten years. And he had teaser
Speaker 3: Carson had over ten years. But still TC Carson anytime
Speaker 3: I think of Credo's the voice is still that for me,
Speaker 3: he's sor so many he's like such a destroy my enemies.
Speaker 2: He also played well ass is Yours? I also played
Speaker 2: John Stewart and fucking uh show Welcome to the Daily
Speaker 2: Show like that.
Speaker 3: In which one Unlimited and then freaking regular. I thought
Speaker 3: that was Phil Lamar. If I'm not that's what that's
Speaker 3: what's true. Philammar did a lot of voices, did everything.
Speaker 3: Wasn't I'm thinking the wrong guy then being racist. I
Speaker 3: thought I could have swore he was the same guy
Speaker 3: that did it for Unlimited.
Speaker 5: Wrong.
Speaker 3: I know, I think it was Philamar if I you
Speaker 3: should fact check it.
Speaker 2: Philimart did a fucking h oh my god, what's his
Speaker 2: name in Futurama? Hermes Hermes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he did static Shock.
Speaker 2: He did a lot of he did. He was the
Speaker 2: voice of like everybody that I remember. Basically, I didn't
Speaker 2: like that he did U Arthur. He did.
Speaker 3: What's his fucking actual stupid name are the the water Guy?
Speaker 3: The water Arthur, the water Guy, the.
Speaker 2: D C name for water Guy. I was idiot. It's
Speaker 2: not idiot, it's just it escapes me.
Speaker 3: It escapes me, which happens.
Speaker 2: That is not idiots.
Speaker 3: You're right, you are right, that's fine, but you have
Speaker 3: to be an idiot.
Speaker 2: No. Anyway, so.
Speaker 3: He played, he played, He played aqua man and like,
Speaker 3: I just like because he usually does black characters, but
Speaker 3: this time it was just like.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, you can't swim. You're doing down
Speaker 2: here like I was playing the what was it?
Speaker 3: It was the the DC fighting gdu my brain's broken
Speaker 3: right in justice and Justice Justice And then he's like Martha,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna funk you up, but I'm like, you doesn't
Speaker 3: sound right. Lamar has a catalog on him, Keith David Man, that's.
Speaker 2: Just he's probably higher significantly, I would imagine probably.
Speaker 3: Keith David has a lot of voice acting, right, but Keith.
Speaker 2: David they're significant.
Speaker 3: I think they're more iconic than Philamar.
Speaker 2: I guess I wouldn't say that is pretty like Filamar
Speaker 2: is more widely, like I've seen him in more things.
Speaker 3: Who would you say is the most iconic characters ever played?
Speaker 3: It's a lob did you did you confirm it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right, Okay, Phila mar is probably John Stewart, John Stewart.
Speaker 2: I mean that was John Stewart. Who wh would you
Speaker 2: say is old John Stewart, not fucking John Stewart. Same.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, so now when it comes to Keith David,
Speaker 3: I mean, there's one way bigger. There's one fucking spawn.
Speaker 3: Oh god, just is probably the biggest one. That's the
Speaker 3: thing where it's like, I think his his voice acting
Speaker 3: rules Goliath.
Speaker 2: It was so isn't that big? It was so crazy?
Speaker 4: No, it was actually very popular. But the thing is
Speaker 4: that modern children don't know about it. Likeation people knew
Speaker 4: about that. They didn't know about it was what asshole
Speaker 4: tries to compete with Batman.
Speaker 2: There was so many various voices and everything that I remember.
Speaker 2: The thing the thing about I remember him in the
Speaker 2: background of Billion Mandy all the time.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, was hewin Yeah no, no, FLI was film.
Speaker 4: I think he was Herman's dad. Hermi, not Herman.
Speaker 3: You're talking about Hermei's future's dad.
Speaker 2: He was, he was, he was absolutely dad static track
Speaker 2: and sam right Jack, Yes, Samurai Jack is probably shot.
Speaker 3: Samurai Jack is probably his role. Yeah, he's yeah, he was,
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy Jackie Jack? Jack Jack is there?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: That show was. That show was suck on my side.
Speaker 3: That show was very uh suck me ja, very negro coated.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: But even though he's very yellow Jack anyway, got it said,
Speaker 3: I was gonna read the names like jack Off and
Speaker 3: my daddy's all right, I'm gonna read the names now,
Speaker 3: calm me down, fucking idiot light crazy, So would say
Speaker 3: that's the same thing to say, all right?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 5: Two?
Speaker 3: What racist Tokago? Oh my goodness Jr.
Speaker 2: From the producers of The Mexican Fuck Oh, starring Brad
Speaker 2: Pitt comes the last inn word on her It's starring
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks. I'm going to kill the President with a mortar.
Speaker 2: Still mad at Chris for how much time I wasted
Speaker 2: looking for Full Metal Sheen? I mean, flazak, how much
Speaker 2: time did you really spend looking for it? It's enough
Speaker 2: to write it, but maybe not that much. That's pretty
Speaker 2: good I love that three gays Grace. Tell me if
Speaker 2: you can see the game side of me, it's Emma.
Speaker 2: Two rats in a trench coat. Imagine pulling a dog
Speaker 2: apart like a bloomin onion.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was thinking about that because of I
Speaker 3: saw out back the other day.
Speaker 2: Is there really an outback there? Yeah? Man, Angelino, Angelino,
Speaker 2: good on Angelino. I thought it was a BJ's or something.
Speaker 3: I think there's one across the street or something.
Speaker 4: I'm going to out back on purpose. This crazy behavior,
Speaker 4: you should definitely be shipping.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like a blooming onion. That's the home
Speaker 2: of the bloom. That's really it. Though there's like places
Speaker 2: that you would there's.
Speaker 3: Places I know a better blooming onion yourself. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna do that. The I'm gonna make a bloomin onion.
Speaker 3: Yes I'm not Kingston under no circumstances. A. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: build myself a bloomin onion. Am I getting a bloomin onion?
Speaker 3: The core prerequisite in that order is that I have
Speaker 3: nothing to do with it. I don't even have the
Speaker 3: thing to cut it in the boom and onion way.
Speaker 2: Right, you have to buy a like a proprietary bloomin
Speaker 2: onioner on an onion bloomer.
Speaker 3: I guess that's what it's called, right, I would never
Speaker 3: buy that's crazy.
Speaker 2: But I like a blumin onion. Maybe I'll walk to
Speaker 2: fucking out back and get a bloomin onion. I mean,
Speaker 2: two rats in a trench coat. Uh, imagine pulling a
Speaker 2: dark part like a blumin onion? Did you imagine? It?
Speaker 2: Isn't that fucked up? Eel eel usive joe e'l usib Yeah,
Speaker 2: Gail Gooner investigating the uh investigating Laura Palmer's murder the
Speaker 2: mm hmm going into the sam Sed Jubilee video, Derek
Speaker 2: on his deathbed, revealing that he's been in blackface the
Speaker 2: whole time. That is fucking crazy. You guys never knew
Speaker 2: that'd be terrifying man blackface ever? Yeah, props, thank you
Speaker 2: you're welcome. Uh Berserker Broley Gap Shining Sweeney the Sloaker
Speaker 2: to why so Derpy? Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Derek, you
Speaker 2: aging decrepit Seman addicts red, what are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you just sounded that way all of a sume. No,
Speaker 2: I have this thing. I've had this fucking lollipop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had ever a week. You've been sucking on that
Speaker 2: for a week. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I got out of Lyle's pocket. Oh nice, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: I felt in his pocket. I was like, hey, what
Speaker 3: you got there? And then he was like, I gotta
Speaker 3: I gotta rocket in my pocket, he said. I was like, no,
Speaker 3: that's a lollie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your face hard he did.
Speaker 3: Actually, I was like, I'm not coming back. I don't
Speaker 3: want to hang out and for compensation, I'm taking your lollipop.
Speaker 2: That's what happened. For compensations. I don't really want to
Speaker 2: hang out here no more. You don't have no choice.
Speaker 2: Nig You said that to me. You know, no choice, Nigga,
Speaker 2: you didn't be here, niggle. My voice is fucked red
Speaker 2: wreck of redemption cause he read this. Seamurai Jack can't
Speaker 2: do it. I'm coughing. Semen, you gotta get the jack
Speaker 2: back off, missus Jack.
Speaker 4: No, you were at Samurai Jack, right, Seamurai Jack's what
Speaker 4: you said? Oh my god, let the commies hit the
Speaker 4: hit my tongue. Let the commies hit my tongue. Let
Speaker 4: the commies hit my time. I love the character interaction
Speaker 4: with Bible rivals, but it was necessary, for Moonnight to
Speaker 4: call me the call Harby the row bigger. I alone
Speaker 4: am the the scum dirtiest one, uh some dirtiest one.
Speaker 4: I guess domination vonn of the Dead.
Speaker 3: Come to the l V level lv UPS Expo in
Speaker 3: Vegas so I can get you guys to sign my
Speaker 3: brow shirt.
Speaker 4: Derek and not Chavins is inno hit for him, round
Speaker 4: eyed Asian, absolutely lying and gaslighting about mass effects one
Speaker 4: in fun fact, I'm an idiot, Derek.
Speaker 3: Please listen to maximum Hormone.
Speaker 4: Okay, they are the Japanese version of sode mixed with
Speaker 4: horn and did the two death notes on theme songs.
Speaker 4: My favorite Derek moment was him spurging on Twitter because
Speaker 4: some rando said dead ray de Redemption two is boring,
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't I looked for anything of me saying something
Speaker 3: like that, especially replying to a random person like I don't.
Speaker 3: I there was little I did keywords archers. There's like
Speaker 3: not a now you fucked, now you fuck up, no trace, nothing,
Speaker 3: I don't know, like it would be pretty brilliant if
Speaker 3: it was to see me on a wild goose chains
Speaker 3: though it's pretty crazy, like when you did that, And
Speaker 3: because I looked for it, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: see nothing.
Speaker 2: But yeah, oh I made a mistake, Chris. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not so.
Speaker 3: Outback is by uh is by the like olive garden
Speaker 3: on an empire.
Speaker 2: So that was my mistake.
Speaker 3: But I was thinking it's like some steakhouse, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's black angus. Okay to me, it is the same
Speaker 3: steak thing because out backs of steakhouse too.
Speaker 2: So I just made a mistake. Well, out back is
Speaker 2: a blooming onion house. It is a bloom Yeah, I was,
Speaker 2: I was. I I felt like there's no out back
Speaker 2: there because if I if I, if I, if there was,
Speaker 2: I would have gotten a blooming onion by Now. That's
Speaker 2: how I know.
Speaker 4: Return of the Black Faced Fred stays flint Stone. Yeah
Speaker 4: but dad, but don't do nothing mm hmm, eating lead
Speaker 4: until I make until you make which foundation gets me?
Speaker 4: Chris Raygun in famboy gear. That's crazy, funk off. You've
Speaker 4: got no part in this joke.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: If you can gap, if you can gape to wait,
Speaker 4: let me to see this. It's all one word.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 3: If you can gape till I get my home, if
Speaker 3: it means you could gape till I get home, I
Speaker 3: get home?
Speaker 2: What do you call it? If it means a lot
Speaker 2: to you? You remember?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Thug Zilla, King of the hoodsts, losing all my friends
Speaker 4: in a custody battle. Kirk Cobain p o V cut
Speaker 4: my dick into pieces.
Speaker 3: My pp hurts uh death Jack Mayori, Hey, Hey, mister disarray.
Speaker 3: I've been down for the count fucking dudes and for
Speaker 3: the last couple of days. Hyper viper beam. My name
Speaker 3: is Jake, and you guys are really hurting my feelings.
Speaker 2: Uh what Wait?
Speaker 3: What do I have to do to dethrone King of Haphazard?
Speaker 2: Big meat? He stinks?
Speaker 4: Goon killed by men who tworks and the man whose
Speaker 4: handies are now s tier and forever Dandy Billy boyd?
Speaker 4: Wait Billy boyd, Billy boyd bottom parts.
Speaker 2: Billy boyd bottom parts?
Speaker 4: Who's that shouldn't should should should a? Give me some
Speaker 4: pipe because I'm dead and Kay stupid lost all my cortes. Wait,
Speaker 4: lost all the Cortes. Y'all got some change? Lost all
Speaker 4: in the Cortes. Lost it all in the Cortes, y'all
Speaker 4: got any change? Lo's it all at the Cortes?
Speaker 2: I think the Cortes is a casino it is I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know. I'm just using context clothes
Speaker 2: like it's the only thing that I can imagine being true.
Speaker 3: Well, Elon finally dies. Catch me going stupid in the
Speaker 3: club like Jim Harry's a mask In the The in
Speaker 3: game currency of childhoody is called CP child pornography. I'll
Speaker 3: give you one child pornography for a pair of boots.
Speaker 4: Kids Magensina Sweeney is the type of guy that floats
Speaker 4: while smell Wait wait what the type of guy that
Speaker 4: floats while smelling pies.
Speaker 2: That's mean.
Speaker 3: Ben Grim cutting his cutting his whistle with a jackhammer,
Speaker 3: Walt defending Israel whistle whistle full, boring Latin wait, wistful,
Speaker 3: boring and boring ladin hop Goblin what.
Speaker 2: What? What? Forty k facts?
Speaker 4: Dark Eldar rape people into furniture they do the dark
Speaker 4: Eldar bad news.
Speaker 2: Reply, what's going on? You're right there?
Speaker 3: But there's some fucking band they just they don't have
Speaker 3: two album This band called Caliban does not have two
Speaker 3: albums up anywhere on the internet.
Speaker 2: It's nowhere.
Speaker 3: And then I want to know what the fuck happened?
Speaker 3: Is it a label? Thing I want because you can't
Speaker 3: even buy it if you wanted to, right, And they
Speaker 3: they were like, oh, who's been rocking with us since this?
Speaker 3: And I was like, yo, yeah, so I said something
Speaker 3: and I said, yo, like, what's going on with this album?
Speaker 2: Anybody?
Speaker 3: I asked a couple of questions and they just liked it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, doesn't help me?
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You acknowledging that you read it doesn't do anything? Nice? Question? Ah,
Speaker 2: that sucks. I really would like them to put those
Speaker 2: albums up. Would Wistful Boying, Laddin Hop Cobblin, forty k Facts,
Speaker 2: Dark Elder, Rape people in the Friends of Kevin Durant's Feet, Loudmouth,
Speaker 2: Doctor Man Lover, How I learned to stop worrying and
Speaker 2: love the cock. Fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, bitch,
Speaker 2: mister pants freezing Chris and a block of ice and
Speaker 2: then filling him. Fuck face Unstoppable, the Prince of Fat
Speaker 2: Hazard spum before is jolly old dipshit, the Ace of Parades.
Speaker 2: I Am become mean definitive Top ten Top five Black
Speaker 2: People lebron Key David Featured, Tim Duncan, Sweeney, goat Man,
Speaker 2: Derek should definitely touched Kingston every episode. Pussy pounder with cheese. Stupid.
Speaker 2: It is really fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: It's fucking Ronald McDonald's getting down, putting cheese on her pussy,
Speaker 3: honking up a.
Speaker 2: Storm, let's groove to shock in her throat. Gay Bart
Speaker 2: Simpson says, eat my cock when when marim When marimba
Speaker 2: rhythms start to play, spread my cheeks, make me gay
Speaker 2: like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, fuck my holes,
Speaker 2: gaate me more, gave me more gay, little beetle with
Speaker 2: a craving for beetle Penis Sonic fans found a way
Speaker 2: to recompile xbox or sixty games Human Shield more like
Speaker 2: Two Birds, One stone, black holed son. Won't you come?
Speaker 2: Smitchy the kid the greatest gape ITCHI BANKSI got plays,
Speaker 2: says play Monster Hunter? No, yeah, go ahead, sick I
Speaker 2: did play. I did play about two hours of Monster Hunter,
Speaker 2: the new one. I don't like it, man, yeah, I think,
Speaker 2: but I don't like it. It plays so fucking clunky,
Speaker 2: man like, I don't know. I don't. I'm not into
Speaker 2: it really at all. I gave it a shot.
Speaker 3: The only thing I don't I'm not I'm not the
Speaker 3: biggest fan of fighting spongy shit. I get I get
Speaker 3: really upset, But that's because that's more of a like
Speaker 3: if you're if you're really into like MMOs and stuff
Speaker 3: like that, and just like having people like take ship down.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's I don't. I'm like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: at a certain point. I was like, I've done one
Speaker 3: hundred combos on this thing and it's still a live
Speaker 3: I'm kind of I kind of want to move on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of how I feel about it. I
Speaker 2: like those games a lot, but I understand it they are. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have it on PC and it runs like fucking ship.
Speaker 4: It's fucking horrendous, even with you your card. Yes, it's horrendous.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's really well on the PlayStation.
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Something's sucking up. Who do you
Speaker 2: have but that you have like something the forty eight Super.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: It's too good of a card not to it's running
Speaker 3: bad on that it's stupid.
Speaker 2: Something's wrong with that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, that's the kind of ship that like, honestly like
Speaker 3: makes me. That turns me off a PC. It's just like, man, dude,
Speaker 3: every time I update a game on Steam. I have
Speaker 3: to go into the internal files and then verify the
Speaker 3: files so it works correctly. Really every time, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: is this something on my computer?
Speaker 2: We got updated drivers?
Speaker 3: I think off the date?
Speaker 2: Do you do?
Speaker 4: Do you do you keep your drivers up to date
Speaker 4: all the day? I have I tell every game on
Speaker 4: my SSD everything and it doesn't. For some reason, it
Speaker 4: does that every time, and I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: that's weird to do every game I download literally quite
Speaker 4: literally every game.
Speaker 3: That's weird because I don't have like crash crashes and
Speaker 3: I have to go in I have to go into
Speaker 3: the properties.
Speaker 2: And you gotta arify.
Speaker 3: Time's weird everything.
Speaker 2: I get. It's insane, dude.
Speaker 3: That's a maybe maybe you want to reboot your computer.
Speaker 3: I do like a like a like a factory, but
Speaker 3: then you know he just obviously saved save your files
Speaker 3: and then just import it back on. The only thing
Speaker 3: is annoying is like certain settings like app settings that like,
Speaker 3: you know, they hide the file and then they have
Speaker 3: like a bunch of ship right there where you have
Speaker 3: to make.
Speaker 2: Sure that stuff.
Speaker 4: Computers that like, you have an app on your computer
Speaker 4: and it doesn't show you where to find it and
Speaker 4: delete it, and it's like it's like, why does this
Speaker 4: so just taking up space for no reason. I can't
Speaker 4: even take it out, is taking up and age.
Speaker 3: It's it's this ship isn't existing world all it used
Speaker 3: to be like, oh, don't fuck with it, you're gonna
Speaker 3: crash your computer. And I'm like, well, I know what
Speaker 3: not to do now, so just show me the stuff
Speaker 3: I need to see. And no you don't know how much,
Speaker 3: cause like, oh, you have this much in your fucking
Speaker 3: and you're this drive and I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 3: where is it?
Speaker 2: Where is that at? Though?
Speaker 3: It's all you'll keep filling up and up and open
Speaker 3: up and up and up in the in the in
Speaker 3: the app thing. Yeah, so you just gotta it's so stupid.
Speaker 3: It's uh, the there's the the local, there's the one way.
Speaker 3: It always looks like it says low.
Speaker 2: Count of me. Yeah, but it's uh, it's roaming. It's
Speaker 2: it's it's so stupid. Yeah, exactly like that. I don't
Speaker 2: know app data.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that ship and then you don't know where
Speaker 3: they are and you just see you're like oh properties,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't tell you how big the file is
Speaker 3: and you're like, you just gotta lie, you gotta un
Speaker 3: hide your ship and then it'll show up. How do
Speaker 3: I even know where to find it?
Speaker 2: On high?
Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's like, where's this? Where is all
Speaker 3: these things are? It's uh, I think you go so
Speaker 3: I think you just go to your right ear user
Speaker 3: and then you go to your computer. Uh you your
Speaker 3: computer drive and then and then it should be there
Speaker 3: if you don hide, it.
Speaker 2: Should be there.
Speaker 3: But also it's been a minute since I've looked, so
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 2: Be whenever I would when I was doing a lot
Speaker 2: of editing. Uh, Premiere would do that a lot. I
Speaker 2: stual it would fill up like crazy on there, wouldn't
Speaker 2: it you remember like the media cash or whatever the fuck? Yes,
Speaker 2: and it would have like my I would I would
Speaker 2: literally have like like a like a terabyte, yes, and
Speaker 2: then like maybe like a few months in it would
Speaker 2: be full, and I'm just like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: And then you go into it and it would turns
Speaker 2: out it's just all this like these old JPEGs of
Speaker 2: like small cash data that you would have to go
Speaker 2: in and like I would go in and delete them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I would have like nine hundred more gigabytes. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, motherfucker crazy. I didn't even ask for this.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask for you to save this exactly, so stupid.
Speaker 2: I use Audacity would do the same thing.
Speaker 3: It would just be like, oh, that's feeling up, Like
Speaker 3: the more you used it, the more data useless data
Speaker 3: would be storing, yeah, saying, and I'm like, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Why does nothing work?
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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna get over so I don't have to
Speaker 4: keep dodging it.
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Speaker 3: I've never done it before, really never, because me, I
Speaker 3: moved around frequently enough to where I actually wasn't in
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Speaker 3: I'm not here anymore, so I don't.
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Speaker 3: I got summoned once in New York, but then I
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Speaker 3: Why they were like, I mean, I did it on purpose,
Speaker 3: I said, I was racist. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 3: that works anymore.
Speaker 2: It worked back then, I don't know if it works now.
Speaker 2: It's probably probably now it's obvious.
Speaker 3: I'm a seething racist, Okay, cool.
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Speaker 2: I can be impartial. I don't remember what, like who
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Speaker 4: more than ten years, nearly fifteen.
Speaker 3: But something like that. I just time escapes me. But
Speaker 3: I know it was a long time. Came out when
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Speaker 3: I remember it.
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