Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach.
Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the great Chris ray Good, Derek
Speaker 3: black Man, and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some lazy Do you think William Hung was
Speaker 1: indeed hung? I think that's exactly where he got his
Speaker 1: last name from. His last name is just about his penises.
Speaker 1: His real name is like William fucking chand or something
Speaker 1: like that, but he decided to go buy a Hung
Speaker 1: or this nick was so fat, and I think that
Speaker 1: I believe it. I mean, you have to have.
Speaker 4: You gotta be pretty confident to go up on American
Speaker 4: idol at that time.
Speaker 3: Actually heard I heard that is uh Hung was the
Speaker 3: censored version of his real name, because you know, there's
Speaker 3: some names that sound vulgar but they have it's like
Speaker 3: double meanings.
Speaker 1: So his name was William massive cock. Oh I see.
Speaker 3: And then they were like, well that doesn't sound good
Speaker 3: for TV, so we're gonna call you William Humongous penis.
Speaker 3: And then and then they're like wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: William Hung is good. And he was like, doc, do meet.
Speaker 1: Me your name? And then they're like, do you say
Speaker 1: anything else. He's a star. He's like crazy, she moved.
Speaker 1: I don't know the rivers. What else did those are?
Speaker 1: He just did, uh, what's his name again, Ricky Martin?
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin. He did Ricky Martin songs and that's it.
Speaker 1: Did he do anything else? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think he had like an album, but like I
Speaker 4: don't know that for sure.
Speaker 1: I just kind of assume, why have I never heard
Speaker 1: that album? I might not exist. I just I just
Speaker 1: kind of made it up, but.
Speaker 4: I feel like it must exist, right, And like back then,
Speaker 4: there's got to be at least like at least an
Speaker 4: LP of like five songs by William Hunk.
Speaker 3: No, something's coming back to me. I feel like a
Speaker 3: record label did sign him.
Speaker 4: I feel like I think I remember, like experiencing exactly
Speaker 4: what I'm experiencing.
Speaker 1: This must be true. I can't remember that far back well,
Speaker 1: you know, like that was like oh three, I can't
Speaker 1: I can't ask, I can't I can't dig up those
Speaker 1: kind of memories. That's pretty early, dude.
Speaker 4: I remember what like we used to get those that
Speaker 4: show on DVD, not even for the show, but we
Speaker 4: would watch the People that Failed, The People that Failed
Speaker 4: miserably because they had like a whole section of the
Speaker 4: DVD's that was just failures.
Speaker 1: Me and my parents would watch that.
Speaker 3: That was my favorite part, actually, the only part of
Speaker 3: the show actually enjoyed, to be honest.
Speaker 4: Of course, who cares if somebody could sing, yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't like. I think I watched one. I know
Speaker 1: I watched the first season, sure, because that was it
Speaker 1: was a new thing. It was the big phenomenon. I
Speaker 1: can't remember first two or three. Do you remember the
Speaker 1: finalist of the first two? I know somebody started I
Speaker 1: think little season two. What did you not say the
Speaker 1: first two? Well just either thought I meant the first
Speaker 1: two in the last and at the end of like
Speaker 1: it works.
Speaker 3: Both and both works. But this season one, the first
Speaker 3: final contestants.
Speaker 1: It was Kelly Clarkson and somebody else if I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody like Diamond Fellow or something Diamond. Do you remember
Speaker 1: what the other guy was? I remember, I remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember the second people It was Ruben Sutter, and
Speaker 1: it was Clay again, Claig Clay.
Speaker 3: And then do you know what he did his his
Speaker 3: claim to fame. The only other thing he's done, he was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was the only The only other thing
Speaker 1: he's ever done was be gay. Was he gay? Happy
Speaker 1: Pride Month? Yeah, he was actually gay.
Speaker 4: I thought he was just literally Clay.
Speaker 1: He just he looks like Clay and kind of saying,
Speaker 1: like Clay, he looks interesting. He was on he was
Speaker 1: on an episode of Scrubs. He was Yeah, he was quarterly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was claymation.
Speaker 3: You were talking about those show, uh, the the people failing.
Speaker 3: Do you think all of them were fake?
Speaker 1: I don't think all of that. I think not back then.
Speaker 4: I don't think there was as much of an incentive
Speaker 4: for that kind of behavior or virality back then as
Speaker 4: there is now.
Speaker 1: I think it did exist. Obviously, some of them were fake.
Speaker 1: Some of them. I think William Hung was fake that.
Speaker 3: It's it's one of those things that, look, I know
Speaker 3: people like that exists in the world.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: We know there's stereotypes that exist, karaoke Asians and stuff
Speaker 3: like they Yeah, of course, So did they just find
Speaker 3: an Asian that is normal and made him like this
Speaker 3: or they got lucky and found this?
Speaker 1: I think from what I heard, I think he just
Speaker 1: loved seeing the issue.
Speaker 4: The issue now is that like because I remember reading
Speaker 4: something I don't remember exactly the specific details, but I
Speaker 4: remember reading something in the last like year or two,
Speaker 4: maybe three about somebody who met William Hung and insists
Speaker 4: that it was an act and like you meet him
Speaker 4: in person and he doesn't have an action.
Speaker 1: He was like, Hey, I'm William Hung. Yeah, he's like, hy,
Speaker 1: what's up to me? William Hung a cool guy? Yeah.
Speaker 4: I swear to god I read that somewhere but liked be.
Speaker 1: Fair that you know that was twenty years ago, over
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Oh I know, I'm not. I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: it was over twenty years ago. So by now it
Speaker 1: depends on when it was right.
Speaker 4: Well, the well, the thing to me is like enough
Speaker 4: time has passed and not enough exists about him before
Speaker 4: then that he could easily be like even if that
Speaker 4: was real, a good way to kind of like pretend.
Speaker 4: It's there's a lot of incentive to pretend, Like, oh
Speaker 4: that was on purpose?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's a where like a were wolf,
Speaker 1: like a like a war Asian? You thinking like when
Speaker 1: there's a full moon, that's what he's just He's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm turning into something different. You think that's
Speaker 1: what happened. That's crazy welcome to the season white Man.
Speaker 1: He got bit by an Asian person. Every night he
Speaker 1: turns into that like but it's like the opposite of
Speaker 1: the thing from the software episode.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Welcome to the Star Tank podcast, the
Speaker 4: only show where William Hung is back.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, remember.
Speaker 4: You can go over to patreon dot com slash a
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Speaker 4: a dollar. You can ask questions over there or submit submissions.
Speaker 4: I've realized that a lot of times we get questions
Speaker 4: that aren't really questions, So I've just made the executive decisions.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a submission, thread whatever, just put whatever
Speaker 4: in there. Half of them aren't really even questions. They're
Speaker 4: just like, hey, I have a story about like I
Speaker 4: shat in my toilet and it was crazy how good
Speaker 4: it smelled.
Speaker 1: And that's like, that's the submission. Would you show people?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're like, hey, guys, look if
Speaker 1: it's smelled good, it smells you like you like you
Speaker 1: walk You're like nice in here? Yeah, I just shat
Speaker 1: all over the like no, look, look, look, little look
Speaker 1: follow me. Okay, we had by the bathroom. It's like, wait,
Speaker 1: keep an open mind. Okay. Even open mind is so necessary.
Speaker 3: See, I don't think you even say that. Just be like,
Speaker 3: hey man, there's something crazy in the bathroom. Don't let
Speaker 3: them know it's anything that might.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would even hide it.
Speaker 4: I would say like hey, I even maybe mislead, be like, hey,
Speaker 4: I got this new I don't know, fragrance thing from bathroom?
Speaker 1: What do you think of it?
Speaker 4: Anything, just to get confirmation. They're like if they walk
Speaker 4: in there like shit, shit, what you said?
Speaker 1: What are you talking?
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, that's what I was thinking. To me,
Speaker 4: I shocked and it smelled great. Yes, So like I
Speaker 4: must have a tumor I need Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 4: should go to the hospital right nice and walking there
Speaker 4: and rooms covered and shing like, wait, it smells amazing here,
Speaker 4: it smells amazing.
Speaker 1: Is this just an ad for glade or something? I
Speaker 1: heard that there's.
Speaker 3: Something that you could I have an uncle that lives
Speaker 3: in Florida and he said that. He said that, uh,
Speaker 3: there's something that you can take.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. We said like.
Speaker 3: Black drop for black something. I was a kid, so
Speaker 3: I don't remember the car heroin. But you would take
Speaker 3: something and then it would make your ship smell awesome,
Speaker 3: and I was just thinking, even as a kid, I'm like,
Speaker 3: that can't be good for you.
Speaker 1: Whatever he was talking about. I was like, you're waiste,
Speaker 1: Smelling good shouldn't be a thing because it's waste.
Speaker 3: Hey man, the scientists need to get on it because
Speaker 3: I want to I want to be able to ship
Speaker 3: on the go.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I want I want there
Speaker 1: to make something. I want there to make them to
Speaker 1: make megospick meg. In fact that you take it and
Speaker 1: you're like, You're like you're going to a coma for
Speaker 1: like a week and then you burn. You're like, you
Speaker 1: go to a coma and your body temperature rages to
Speaker 1: the point where it's dangerous and more like a Jordan
Speaker 1: Peterson type of like you go to Russia. They hit
Speaker 1: you with a baseball bat to induce you into a coma.
Speaker 4: They put you in a microwave and heat you up
Speaker 4: and then yeah, and then you become thin and.
Speaker 1: Suggest wake up build like Henry Cavin. You're like, is
Speaker 1: fucking amazing, dude. I mean, that's gonna happen. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be like that. At a certain point.
Speaker 3: There might be some some crazy like you know, in
Speaker 3: a in a future that I can't perceive.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no way that like there's not gonna
Speaker 1: be like that eventually. It's like why not.
Speaker 3: You think we're gonna like go back to where we're
Speaker 3: just not ashamed anymore and we'll just carry around bags
Speaker 3: and poop outside.
Speaker 1: I hope not. I don't. I really hope that I
Speaker 1: could see the world becoming like way more radical and
Speaker 1: like the way people think where it's like on this
Speaker 1: part of the world, people genuinely do shit like that,
Speaker 1: Like people do that and like they're not bothered and
Speaker 1: just carry it back back full of shit, And it
Speaker 1: is pretty wild.
Speaker 3: Some people that come to this country and don't even
Speaker 3: bother in being like is it cool for me to
Speaker 3: do this? I guess they just assume that this is
Speaker 3: how everybody does it because it's how they always lived.
Speaker 3: Like I've seen videos like that, like oh uh, random
Speaker 3: older Asian woman you know that lived in the mountains
Speaker 3: of her country just like oh, she's out for a
Speaker 3: walk and like, oh, it's time to do my business
Speaker 3: and dude, like, bro, this is my lawn.
Speaker 1: What do you doing? This is a society? What is
Speaker 1: what the hell is happening. Man, I have an Asian
Speaker 1: friend who's like very vocally uh hates that. He hates
Speaker 1: the Mainlanders a lot, and he's like, they're just they're savages.
Speaker 1: The way they behave is disgusting, and he talks about that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, like that, I'm like.
Speaker 4: I'll never get it because that's like when it's like,
Speaker 4: were you there with us in New York?
Speaker 1: What was his name, Stephen?
Speaker 4: I'll that reminds me of the guy like I went
Speaker 4: to a we went to a sushi restaurant in New
Speaker 4: York City and we didn't tip enough because we were
Speaker 4: young kids and we were poor as fuck, and so
Speaker 4: this guy, one of the waiters chased us down by
Speaker 4: the way it was like a sushi buffet, Like we
Speaker 4: went and got our own ship, like I don't even
Speaker 4: know what the tipping fork.
Speaker 1: Like a drink, and then left forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like he chased us down to city blocks
Speaker 4: because we didn't tip enough. And I'll never forget it
Speaker 4: because his name tag was stan Lee. It sticks so deeply,
Speaker 4: like just because of that, I probably would have forgotten
Speaker 4: it entirely if not for that name tag.
Speaker 1: Give us some more money, fucking scumbag year old put.
Speaker 4: A dollar put he was holding the money to you,
Speaker 4: like because I gave him a dollar because it was
Speaker 4: like literally all I had, and I took it back
Speaker 4: because I was so angry.
Speaker 1: That was kind of an asshole. I'm about to like
Speaker 1: selsia or my hand down your throat.
Speaker 4: I just feel like it's insane to chase somebody that's
Speaker 4: so crazy, Like he was allowed out of the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should, I mean he should get you should.
Speaker 1: If you chase the customer immediately should be fired.
Speaker 3: But I know that's the type of place where where
Speaker 3: that's shust you place you went to the buffet, They
Speaker 3: clearly don't follow protocol.
Speaker 1: It's so weird.
Speaker 4: It's just weird, Like you chase somebody down for like
Speaker 4: stealing maybe back then especially No.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to, but again it would that time
Speaker 1: place would allow it. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It's like you're not so I mean, certainly, if you're
Speaker 4: allowed to chase somebody down for not tipping up, you're
Speaker 4: allowed to chase them down.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Motherfucker, just grab a whole tub
Speaker 1: of the crab and then getting dark run running so
Speaker 1: fast you ever go to the so you go to
Speaker 1: I used to go to Asian buffets with one of
Speaker 1: my homies would like that's his thataw was his things.
Speaker 3: We would go probably like every other week. And I
Speaker 3: don't want to be mean, dude, what is there drugs
Speaker 3: in the I like crab, but dude, whenever they would
Speaker 3: replace the crab rabbid dogs, the people would just come
Speaker 3: up and immediately stack their plates with crab and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: crabbing it's not that good. Why are they It's like
Speaker 3: if it's was probably let's just put it this way,
Speaker 3: if these Asian gentle men and lady were introduced into
Speaker 3: gang culture, there would be.
Speaker 1: Violence because they would be like rabbit, like very rude.
Speaker 4: And like it'sence And I'm like, now was it was
Speaker 4: it full ass crabs or was it crab meat?
Speaker 1: It was no, it was like saying, usually it was legs.
Speaker 1: Usually it was the big ass like big crabs, the
Speaker 1: King crab, not king one that's too big. But it's
Speaker 1: like like whatever, the snow c and then you just
Speaker 1: they would get those mother would you say the prince
Speaker 1: prince Grabeah, you get the prince grab and they would
Speaker 1: feel they would fill their plates to the brim to
Speaker 1: where like only they can have crab and then nobody
Speaker 1: else gets crab. That's why. But I'm just like, and
Speaker 1: then is kind of expensive, isn't it. I don't eat
Speaker 1: it enough to even know what the.
Speaker 4: Would imagine because it's like one of those things that
Speaker 4: I don't see often. It's like a lobster. I would assume, like,
Speaker 4: what's the difference between crab and.
Speaker 3: I know it's a lot less. I know lobster is perceived.
Speaker 3: It it's perceived, it tastes better.
Speaker 1: Apply. Well, no, they're not well. I mean, they'll effectively
Speaker 1: live forever, but they you get diseases and should and die.
Speaker 1: If you didn't get diseases, if.
Speaker 4: You left it in a perfect scenario, would live like
Speaker 4: an upsettingly long time.
Speaker 1: That's everything. People. We regenerate and then until we don't. Well,
Speaker 1: they keep regenerating effectively until they don't, and so they
Speaker 1: don't live. They they they do keep regenerating. They do
Speaker 1: like they're.
Speaker 3: No like a lot of like say a lot of
Speaker 3: times like say, okay, there's time for them to molt, right,
Speaker 3: and then they have a bad one.
Speaker 1: They fucking die. Yeah, Like it's just yet like, but
Speaker 1: but let's say they say they don't do that. It
Speaker 1: sounds like that, you know, but this, but then they
Speaker 1: don't live forever, so it happens. So it's just kind
Speaker 1: of what you can say is, oh, you know, they
Speaker 1: live for a really long time, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I would beat, I would give no.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're exaggerating, And that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I know, I know effectively, sometimes my brain does that
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, they do live. Like my uncle has a has
Speaker 4: a lobster though that's been alive. I think it was.
Speaker 1: I think Jesus owned it. That interesting.
Speaker 3: Cool that is that is a I wouldn't say it's average,
Speaker 3: but that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they usually live around three hundred fifty years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds about right. I don't know enough to challenge that. No,
Speaker 1: I would say, like they can live to one hundred
Speaker 1: years easy. Yeah, I like it. I like the idea
Speaker 1: of some people are having a having a like a
Speaker 1: tortoise that like has seen slavery come and go in America,
Speaker 1: Like that's just insane to think about that.
Speaker 4: Crazy he has He's had that much time to look
Speaker 4: at it and still doesn't even understand it.
Speaker 1: Like this was way nicer. There was more people out
Speaker 1: here to talk to before. Now they're just there on
Speaker 1: the grass. Why am I so fucking slow? Still? Turtles
Speaker 1: aren't slow like that. Tortoises are crazy slow. Tortoises are
Speaker 1: the ones.
Speaker 4: I don't remember which one, Like I've seen turtles book
Speaker 4: it and I remember being like it was it was.
Speaker 1: They're like, they're not. They're like they're faster, faster than you.
Speaker 4: Would assume based on based on the colloquial wisdom about them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because yeah, we do think of the
Speaker 3: tortoise that is just fucking I'm like, what a useless animal.
Speaker 4: They ones the big ass ones everybody do everything.
Speaker 1: They are so cool though, Like people sit on them
Speaker 1: and they just walk around people on them and it's like.
Speaker 4: This is yeah, you set up like a little lemonade
Speaker 4: stand on one of them, like a traveling lemonade stands.
Speaker 1: They don't bite you, which is really interesting too. They
Speaker 1: bite people like it just in the process of like
Speaker 1: eating their food, but they don't do that. They like
Speaker 1: they literally just missed your hands. The products is like, uh,
Speaker 1: well snamming turtles will buy you. Well, they're no they're predators.
Speaker 1: That's why you do that. That's a wild allegation.
Speaker 3: You've seen people like fucking do like I'm gonna tout
Speaker 3: more and then they fucking.
Speaker 1: Then a piece of their hands missing, and it's like,
Speaker 1: why did you do it?
Speaker 3: Was like the guy with the with the cyber truck,
Speaker 3: Let's see if it works if the censer when when
Speaker 3: it's supposed to lock the trunk or.
Speaker 1: Whatever and locked on him and it.
Speaker 3: Broke his finger. Like he was like, let's see if
Speaker 3: the censer kicks in and like and then it was like.
Speaker 1: Fries something that's not your fucking finger. That's what you tried, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's draw exactly, like like a chart
Speaker 1: or something like a fucking uh. But the audience is
Speaker 1: listening right now. Your penis, I know, would break it
Speaker 1: at least like floppy.
Speaker 3: So this is the real test, flashy penis. It locks
Speaker 3: and see if you can get hard and release it.
Speaker 3: That's the that's the challenge. See that work would be sae.
Speaker 1: The fucking trunk flies off of it. Guys, it's like
Speaker 1: an eject button like the copit Yo, that's crazy. This
Speaker 1: guy broke his.
Speaker 3: Bewildering what if I do, like four thousand milligrams of testosterio,
Speaker 3: maybe I can reach that like level of I think,
Speaker 3: I think you would die, but like maybe I would
Speaker 3: die right after. Like I would, I would take it
Speaker 3: and then like charge up bam and then die, And
Speaker 3: I feel like that's worth it death. It's definitely like
Speaker 3: like putting a chastity belt on and then taking a
Speaker 3: bunch of tests and then popping the chastity about and dying.
Speaker 3: That's kind of an achievement. And that's breaking bounds.
Speaker 1: You know. It's not an admirable death. That's something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's something. It's it's a noteworthy death for sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he takes something right after be not on
Speaker 1: purpose you just said, Like that's the best word to
Speaker 1: think of it. It's something.
Speaker 4: The thing about it, I I don't trust any technology
Speaker 4: enough to test things like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like it's not even a matter of it being Tesla
Speaker 4: and Elon sucks major cock. It's more about like I
Speaker 4: don't trust good technology with companies that I generally trust
Speaker 4: to put my finger in front of like a censor
Speaker 4: and like rely on like a fucking AI or an algorithm.
Speaker 1: Remember when he said he'd be in Mars in four years,
Speaker 1: ten years.
Speaker 4: Ago, ten years ago, he said, Well, to be fair
Speaker 4: to him, he said we'd be on Mars in ten years,
Speaker 4: twelve years ago, twelve sorry.
Speaker 1: Or something like that. Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 4: He's not that off, but he's pretty off.
Speaker 1: He's pretty The fact that we've made no major advancements
Speaker 1: towards it is interesting. Well, hey, man, you know he's busy.
Speaker 1: He's busy. What does he even do because I don't
Speaker 1: even think he tweets as much as he used to it,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what. Oh, he's just on drugs,
Speaker 1: that's right, he's too busy, like being extremely high kids.
Speaker 4: He's speedballs all the time and using his kid to
Speaker 4: protect himself from rit straight bullets.
Speaker 3: I love I love that, like the public zeit. Guy's
Speaker 3: completely missed out on that. And and at a certain
Speaker 3: point in history, I think it will be focused on
Speaker 3: like this bed your evil.
Speaker 1: It'll be one of those things.
Speaker 4: It'll be one of the things that people will look
Speaker 4: back on and be like, how do we not see it?
Speaker 4: And it's just like most people did, like the most
Speaker 4: reasonable anybody with even a modicum of just like basic
Speaker 4: common decency would be able to look at.
Speaker 1: That guy and be like, that's not that guy is
Speaker 1: not right. Yeah, he's tweaking in the way that is
Speaker 1: most unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I saw people being like, those are just autistic motions,
Speaker 4: which is fucking first of all, so what like, I
Speaker 4: really could give a fuck. I'm gonna make fun of
Speaker 4: this guy. Sure, it's like a bad I don't care.
Speaker 4: That's insane. But also, no, he's a drug addict. You're like,
Speaker 4: that's able. It's just like, yeah, okay, yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: it's fine. I have no issue being Ever, when I.
Speaker 1: Saw the down syndrome guy with huge balls in downtown,
Speaker 1: yes it's crazy, I still laughed. Yeah, oh oh no,
Speaker 1: you can't laugh at it, Like, yes I can. Here's
Speaker 1: my hilarious here's here's the real balls look like a balloon,
Speaker 1: the real red balloon.
Speaker 4: I would argue that the real is people suggesting that
Speaker 4: we should just simply be able to not laugh at that, right,
Speaker 4: like I can.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: This is my disability is that I cannot look at
Speaker 4: a down syndrome bed with giant red balls on the
Speaker 4: side of the road. I can't look at that and
Speaker 4: not bust out laughing. I've been diagnosed. I have a
Speaker 4: doctor's note saying that I'm a fucking asshole that I
Speaker 4: cannot I cannot be helped.
Speaker 3: You have to laugh, you have it's it's to me,
Speaker 3: it's silly if you if you were one of those people,
Speaker 3: like because there's some people that laugh and then immediately
Speaker 3: they feel bad. Oh, I can't believe I laughed at it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, don't feel like you laugh for me.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's what I'm laughing about. That's the idea
Speaker 1: I laugh at. I don't laugh at people to have
Speaker 1: a funny situations. And when I'm laughing at someone situation
Speaker 1: if it's.
Speaker 4: There's nothing funny about it, Like a kid being shot
Speaker 4: in the head by an Israeli I like an id F.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, we're just talking about that. He would
Speaker 1: you would laugh at that I'm laughing at he's laughing.
Speaker 1: You would laugh at that. That's you're lying, Like the
Speaker 1: guy Cereal being shot by the idea, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you'd laugh I have. I think you're projecting. Maybe I
Speaker 1: would laugh at that, but you would laugh at that too.
Speaker 1: I don't think like I think, I don't laugh at
Speaker 1: people getting killed. I think if you saw having a
Speaker 1: spasm and then I d f fucking soldier comes in,
Speaker 1: even him out.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, he's a lie for no reason.
Speaker 4: It's not a lie, and it's crazy for you to
Speaker 4: say that. But I've seen normal people fall and give
Speaker 4: themselves of sensibly cerebral walls and laugh. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 4: a normal person doing something completely avoidable, not not fucking
Speaker 4: Waalt Junior sitting eating breakfast and then fucking HeLa Kleine
Speaker 4: shows up with a fucking mate.
Speaker 1: Who's this nigga ding to? Like? Who is he lying to?
Speaker 1: This is what's killing me? Like are you lying? It's
Speaker 1: being like you talking about what you guys think that's funny?
Speaker 1: He was. It's hilarious.
Speaker 4: You think he La Kleine bursting into Walt Junior's room
Speaker 4: while he's just trying to while he's struggling.
Speaker 1: The HD theme is playing. She fly it like it's
Speaker 1: like on the Wrecking Ball? Are you' She's like no
Speaker 1: hammas that she blows his head off. Yeah, Like so
Speaker 1: you would laugh at that, Yes, unbelievable. I think. I think,
Speaker 1: I think monster, you guys are fucking pussies as a
Speaker 1: fucking puss. I'd laugh at that. I sub tweeted I
Speaker 1: do everything I love Cray That's like I didn't even
Speaker 1: use it at the period of time, but it was
Speaker 1: called some tweeting that is funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a there was a I had a
Speaker 3: hard time. There was a thing that I I had
Speaker 3: a weird moment where I saw some then that technically
Speaker 3: wasn't funny, but it also kind of was funny. It
Speaker 3: was a weird duality that made me like I didn't
Speaker 3: know exactly how. Yeah, it was because a lot of
Speaker 3: people were a lot of bigots were sharing it because
Speaker 3: there was a dude or I should Yeah, there was
Speaker 3: a transman with a serbral or cerebral palsy and you
Speaker 3: can see the scars of the when they call misseectomy
Speaker 3: scars super like like cerebral palsy, and so the the
Speaker 3: the image was very like if you're a normal jar, Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're a normal person, you'd be like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is happening. I'm understanding it, but I'm also it's
Speaker 3: there's a part of me deep down that wants to
Speaker 3: len how assert it looks.
Speaker 1: Laughing because of the absurd nature of it, not the
Speaker 1: context of the person having experienced that. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's what that's that's where I exist entirely. I'm laughing
Speaker 1: at the context because that's a because of me. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm animating it. Further to the point, I'm looking at
Speaker 1: the paths in the future, like what happens next and
Speaker 1: what's happened before that, And I think that I think
Speaker 1: it's funny to laugh at like that. That's just all
Speaker 1: coping mechanism.
Speaker 4: Clearly, Sometimes I think just things are funny because it's
Speaker 4: just almost like the for lack of a better word,
Speaker 4: like the silhouette of what's happening, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But it's like that's a wild motion, you know.
Speaker 1: Like the thing I said to him earlier, Like the
Speaker 1: fact that that many people are saying such a horrible
Speaker 1: thing so fucking freely. It is like, this is terrible comedy.
Speaker 1: Comedy laugh at that. I mean, it's always weird. I'm
Speaker 1: laughing at those creatures, not like the word.
Speaker 3: The young kids say it so confidently, because when I
Speaker 3: was a kid, we yea, we used language like that too,
Speaker 3: but we were very secretive about it.
Speaker 1: On the internet especially, it's crazy because I heard the
Speaker 1: girl with the dunks, all the ships. You say about
Speaker 1: that one girl, I mean, you're recording that and she
Speaker 1: is also I very much realized the idea that we
Speaker 1: didn't have the access to the internet and the online
Speaker 1: space that other people have, so we weren't hearing that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff ever have a platform to exist. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not the same. I just look at I just
Speaker 1: don't know if like by the time when we were
Speaker 1: already kind of in our ways to understand like, hey,
Speaker 1: this word is not a word you should be using
Speaker 1: the people in public. Ever, I just feel it.
Speaker 3: Was honestly, it was more about like my mom getting
Speaker 3: her leather belt and destroying me to where it caused
Speaker 3: of like don't do this, because it wasn't about morality
Speaker 3: per se, because we just thought those words were funny
Speaker 3: and edgy and stuff as kids. But it was just like,
Speaker 3: don't say it in certain instances. And I imagine my
Speaker 3: mom she grew up just like you know, she was
Speaker 3: a fucking millennial, and then then I'm a kid now
Speaker 3: or something. She'd be like, do not record yourself doing
Speaker 3: dumb shit or I'm going to destroy you kind of
Speaker 3: a thing, you know, and that would be like understood,
Speaker 3: So I didn't fuck around that much.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid.
Speaker 3: It was like I've told you the story where I
Speaker 3: scratched the boobs off the barbie at my school because
Speaker 3: they had like but.
Speaker 1: That was like yeah, yeah, but that was the most
Speaker 1: small man. That was like the most of the dumb
Speaker 1: shit that I would do, So I didn't do crazy ship.
Speaker 1: We'd make fun of our teacher behind her back and
Speaker 1: say the worst stuff, but we would never say to
Speaker 1: her face because then we die. Yea, I didn't have that.
Speaker 1: I didn't have that edge. I didn't have that edge
Speaker 1: in when I was younger to be like, oh I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like just straight up call someone a slur, like
Speaker 1: that's me, that's I didn't. I didn't have that ever
Speaker 1: did it? And then I found out about like what
Speaker 1: they really meant and I was like, oh, yeah, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't agree with that. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: they're funny because people using that is just people using
Speaker 1: that as just funny, Like you're a monster if you're
Speaker 1: calling someone that, and I think it's funny that you're that.
Speaker 1: You're still breathing. Yeah yeah, but like yeah, shout out
Speaker 1: to all the shout out to all my people. That's right,
Speaker 1: it's pride, my queer niggas, my gay niggas.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna do a Finally,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a full like we've done like semi
Speaker 3: fool gay covers. Well, technically the first one that we
Speaker 3: did was full gidding act. Yeah, Gato Active was full.
Speaker 3: But since then it's just been kind of like clips
Speaker 3: and stuff. I think I'm gonna go back to full
Speaker 3: length in honor of Pride Month.
Speaker 1: I thought it would be good.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start because I know in the audience, I imagine
Speaker 3: there's probably a handful of them that are very annoyed
Speaker 3: that we never did anything else in a long time.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize how long it's been. Yeah, yeah, at
Speaker 3: least a year and a half something.
Speaker 1: And but I'm gonna start going through the list of
Speaker 1: all the things we did, and I'm gonna start blinding
Speaker 1: everything up because uh yeah, I just want to focus
Speaker 1: on that right now, like I feel like now's the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really is, hopefully about it the month. When the
Speaker 1: month ends, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: You're not allowed to appreciate the gay people we're not
Speaker 4: acknowledging July bro. Yeah, July is it's all about the straits.
Speaker 3: If it was right after, that'd be so they're trying.
Speaker 3: You see a straight flight Pride flag. It looks really
Speaker 3: gay because it's it's blue and pink because you know,
Speaker 3: like the pink represents the women.
Speaker 1: Like pink and blue. But it looks gay. It looks
Speaker 1: like a gayas flag that does sound gay actually.
Speaker 3: Something like you know, Republican dude that clearly sucks cock
Speaker 3: that he just pretends that he doesn't. He's holding the
Speaker 3: flag of But I'm like, that's that's a gay.
Speaker 4: I can't think of as straight thing that to have
Speaker 4: a quite frankly, is this like that's so ship man?
Speaker 4: It would actually be better without the fucking symbols.
Speaker 1: How could you not? It just looks still look more gay.
Speaker 1: They do not know that it looks so cool. Here's
Speaker 1: another one. Here's what it feels like. That one feels
Speaker 1: it feels Nazi prison bars. Guys like fucking that guys
Speaker 1: are that's black and white.
Speaker 4: One yeah, gives what gives the feeling of like prison
Speaker 4: like prison.
Speaker 1: And they noticed this was a little it looks just
Speaker 1: speaking to the other community looks just go to this
Speaker 1: and it's like this looks really stupid. That's how even
Speaker 1: like that's a way worse design. That's so bad.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a black and white like it's
Speaker 4: it's three black stripes and three white stripes and the
Speaker 4: male and.
Speaker 1: Female symbol over what we design a flag.
Speaker 4: That'll be a good extramo. I think you got to
Speaker 4: figure out the flag is really the real.
Speaker 1: Straight straight flag that will be official.
Speaker 4: The problem inherently with a straight pride flag is that
Speaker 4: with respect having a flag for your sexuality is is
Speaker 4: fucking gay? Like That's That's what almost defies on some
Speaker 4: level what day is because like I never once thought
Speaker 4: in a million years why.
Speaker 1: I would want that. It makes sense because you're like,
Speaker 1: you're not what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's the point is that straight is it? You don't
Speaker 4: need a flag exact because it's the default. It would
Speaker 4: be like if there was like they feel excluded from
Speaker 4: marginalization that is already you know, it's so crazy to
Speaker 4: feel that way.
Speaker 1: I under it is it is it is it is.
Speaker 1: That is the chronic problem of white straightness. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm mad that I'm not marginalized even though I'm doing
Speaker 1: the marginal modulation signifier. Yeah. I mean, he's a great
Speaker 1: content creator, arguable signify. He makes stuff. You know, I
Speaker 1: make signal, I make signal flyers I make I make,
Speaker 1: I make front direction signal. I'm also black signify.
Speaker 3: This nigga just made a fucking two and a half
Speaker 3: hour video and Beyonce.
Speaker 1: I made it like thirty minutes in because like I
Speaker 1: wanted to hear, I have no interest in beyond this.
Speaker 1: I can't watch. Here's the thing, the thing I like
Speaker 1: that he makes in the video.
Speaker 3: He's so self aware of that the mass, the vast
Speaker 3: majority of his audience are black men and black straight men.
Speaker 3: Black straight men, black straight men don't care about Beyonce.
Speaker 3: So throughout the video he's like, stay with me, y'all.
Speaker 3: He's trying to make other references he makes like a
Speaker 3: fucking anime.
Speaker 1: He's trying. He's trying stay with me. I know only
Speaker 1: women in queer folk care about Beyonce, but I'm trying
Speaker 1: to and I'm like, you're trying. I tapped out around
Speaker 1: like thirty forty minutes because it was interesting. This Diddy
Speaker 1: video had me fucking rolling because That's what is great
Speaker 1: because Diddy's been a villain for so long and I
Speaker 1: knew he was a villain, but the mass just did it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this guy's been a bad guy for
Speaker 1: like you, I feel like.
Speaker 4: Anything he didn't know just didn't care because I didn't
Speaker 4: care about Ditty at all.
Speaker 1: I never paid attention to him even slightly. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. I didn't think.
Speaker 4: I actually genuinely don't think I can think of a
Speaker 4: Diddy song even to be honest.
Speaker 1: One hyper famo, don't.
Speaker 4: Know that's it.
Speaker 1: He has a couple, but the hype no, no, what
Speaker 1: he said, hyper hyper and famous one. That song is
Speaker 1: crazy popular and that's the only But that was like
Speaker 1: that was like a genre defining moment. Maybe I don't
Speaker 1: know them. I certainly wouldn't know them by name. Can
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Go when nowhere? We ain't
Speaker 1: going nowhere. We can't be stop now because it's bad
Speaker 1: boy fell live, Like yeah, that song is like that
Speaker 1: song was like a moment in history though, Like that
Speaker 1: was after half of Buzz, after US crush movement, after
Speaker 1: us know him, We ain't laughing much nothing but the
Speaker 1: big things I'm acount that's that was Mace. I think
Speaker 1: right twist no, no, you you're I think I'm rapping
Speaker 1: to half you were like you took a part that
Speaker 1: you confuse. Then I think I rapped two different ruined
Speaker 1: because one part was the Mason, one part was Diddy.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 3: So there's no Mason and there's Black Rob. Really Mason
Speaker 3: in this song, if I remember correctly, I think him
Speaker 3: and Mason already like fell out.
Speaker 1: They fell out. I think they fell out already. Black
Speaker 1: Rob is definitely in it, which.
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of black Wolves, Rest in peace,
Speaker 3: Black Robs dead now, uh, Black Rob?
Speaker 1: About this song like whoa like, well do you remember
Speaker 1: that beat to like woe? Oh man?
Speaker 4: I was so glad remembering like names to. That's the
Speaker 4: issue with like, I don't remember names really and black is.
Speaker 3: Kind of very It's it's not a very like it.
Speaker 3: It's not a standout name.
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller's in that movie video.
Speaker 3: He's Ben Stiller is in it. He's like he's one
Speaker 3: of the I think, the angry neighbor. And then I
Speaker 3: remember Dave Navarro from A Jane's Addiction, Isn't it weird?
Speaker 3: Travis Barker, he basically got all these famous people and
Speaker 3: it's like they're like jamming. It's like a neighbor thing.
Speaker 3: They're like fucking ruining the neighborhood. See, he's like angry.
Speaker 3: They appear to be Jewish neighbors.
Speaker 1: They are like stuff. It's a fun music video the
Speaker 1: jew yet again.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a fun music video. But
Speaker 3: it's also like it's diddy. It was like like puff Daddy.
Speaker 1: I never like, I kind of liked that one song
Speaker 1: where he was like but he was also like comparing
Speaker 1: himself to Jesus. He's carrying the cross and stuff like
Speaker 1: do you hate me now? And I'm like, Nigga, what
Speaker 1: is this that is good?
Speaker 4: Like that compare themselves to From what I've seen it
Speaker 4: is it is to be? Or wasn't that Kendrick's whole
Speaker 4: thing on that weird that album?
Speaker 1: What was it? The one with one not the most
Speaker 1: around miss like Jesus.
Speaker 4: It's like, you're right, man, I guess in the sense
Speaker 4: that it holds very little important.
Speaker 1: There was that album? Man, Like half of that I
Speaker 1: think it's a great album. It's just that's I liked
Speaker 1: half of it. That's a personal project. Like the album
Speaker 1: wasn't really that's not you make for yourself. I did
Speaker 1: that that that song where he's like having argument and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, don't know, yeah, like where it's like.
Speaker 3: Yelling and ship like. It reminded me a little bit
Speaker 3: of like Kim back in the day, uh marshmallows LP
Speaker 3: and stuff. Very it's kind of like Pavlovia because like
Speaker 3: I want to beat off to it, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, cool. I think the album is really good.
Speaker 1: I think it has one of his best songs on it.
Speaker 1: But that's about it. I think the album is not
Speaker 1: like it's not an album for like people that don't
Speaker 1: have that kind of like for music. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a product's like a very much like personal project that
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm you know what everybody.
Speaker 4: Has interested in what uh Sidney Sman's future ex husband
Speaker 4: wrote in Nice.
Speaker 1: They're gonna say state farm insurance. Okay, you see the question.
Speaker 4: As an editor cut to state farm ad you cut
Speaker 4: to seven hours of State Farm.
Speaker 1: At that crazy and then we and then we have
Speaker 1: the nerve to continue the podcast. We have there not
Speaker 1: even real as anything. We made seven hours of State
Speaker 1: Farm as you want to put on there each ad
Speaker 1: is like maybe a minute and a half long.
Speaker 3: I think the ads and they're all going to be
Speaker 3: ship talking Jake from State Farm. Yeah, it's just gonna
Speaker 3: be man, fuck you bitch. You you're a little bitch.
Speaker 3: Fuck you hate that you're in two K You're a
Speaker 3: little bitch.
Speaker 1: You know that, James, if I did nothing to any
Speaker 1: of us, he just kind of existed by State Farm.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there like an original Jake from State Farm who
Speaker 4: was like that.
Speaker 1: Recast him was a white guy. First I thought it
Speaker 1: was like a different person because the original commercial was
Speaker 1: him calling is like, what are you doing? Like, I'm
Speaker 1: on the phone with Jacob State Farm. That's right, I
Speaker 1: remember that that's the original Jacob. That was Jake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was Jake that. I do remember that commercial because
Speaker 1: I do like I do like that commercial. This is
Speaker 1: Jake from State Farm. Remember wearing Jake and she's like,
Speaker 1: what did she say? She sounds like what did you say?
Speaker 1: She sounds hideous? Sounds hideous? That's right, that's so funny.
Speaker 4: I haven't thought about the commercial in ages, but I
Speaker 4: vividly remember a lot about.
Speaker 1: Like khakis or something. What do you wear kakis? Man?
Speaker 1: It's crazy what a different vibe that is. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it was a good It was a good It was good.
Speaker 4: But it was also just like, was not Jake from
Speaker 4: State Farm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's this guy is cool as it looks
Speaker 1: like fucking Jason Tatum. He is a nice guy, is
Speaker 1: she was that?
Speaker 4: He seems too cool to work it like it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It doesn't on some level, I imagine being him talking
Speaker 1: to her was like, com Jake from State Farm'm.
Speaker 4: You'd think I'm You'd think, based on how many people
Speaker 4: recognize me, that'd be well off. And I'm actually deeply struggling.
Speaker 3: You think he's fucked a flow from progressive They should. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. I didn't realize how old those commercials were
Speaker 3: back in the day because she's very like, she's gone.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize how much she aged, And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's probably because you know, she was probably in her.
Speaker 1: Twenties when I was a little kid.
Speaker 4: Seventy Now, I think, yeah, absolutely, you're when he's up there,
Speaker 4: she's up there for seventy.
Speaker 1: Six season piece of Meat.
Speaker 3: Now no longer, she's still she's she's still you know,
Speaker 3: was bagging for it, though I can tell that's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's sound like either like those old videos are talking
Speaker 1: about like women need to be conquered. You say, well,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. He said that Jose the other thing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's like a video that I saw recently.
Speaker 4: There's a video I saw recently of him going like, uh,
Speaker 4: I don't even remember what the the context was, but
Speaker 4: it was like some activist lady with like a bunch
Speaker 4: of stuff written on her.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah.
Speaker 4: She was like, man, that that Uh I bet she
Speaker 4: has a great pussy or something.
Speaker 1: It's very weird.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's great, great. I've never seen it earnestly,
Speaker 4: Like I watched a lot back then. This is a
Speaker 4: clip I never see. I don't know the context of that,
Speaker 4: no clue at all.
Speaker 1: It was like an old video that they did, like
Speaker 1: it was back when they.
Speaker 4: Were doing It was back when they were doing She
Speaker 4: was holding the camera up to him and it was
Speaker 4: which was, by the way, way better, so much better.
Speaker 4: That's such a better content setup. When she was holding
Speaker 4: the camera and it was like always moving, I remember
Speaker 4: thinking like, it's cool that the cameras always moving. It
Speaker 4: feel like a commentary video.
Speaker 1: It felt good. Yeah, it's a shame. Yeah, it's a missed.
Speaker 1: When he went on his nigga rant, that was a
Speaker 1: fucking great video. I love that.
Speaker 4: What do you mean this stream from the podcast?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what you're talking about about, and
Speaker 1: you will get no money nigga. He said, yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't remember that video? Remember that one? That's the first
Speaker 1: video who's ever saw it? Is funny?
Speaker 3: Of course he did. How did you land on that
Speaker 3: one first? He just felt it? Oh this guy, he
Speaker 3: just keeps saying, I don't know the first video I
Speaker 3: seen him from uh, from age three?
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 4: I think it was like I think it was around
Speaker 4: one of the lawsuits or like cause like one of
Speaker 4: the one of the earliest copyright things, because like it
Speaker 4: was blowing up around that time, because remember he was
Speaker 4: like one of the one of the fair use.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was Matt Haas thing. You didn't see him
Speaker 1: before that?
Speaker 4: I think I I think I might have, but only
Speaker 4: like tangentially, that was when I noticed like who they
Speaker 4: were and be like, oh, I can recognize them.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know I've seen them before that, I for sure.
Speaker 3: I just I can't remember. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Sidney Sweene's future x husband wrote in and
Speaker 4: he says, Hey, trash cans, did you see the new
Speaker 4: Doctor squatch scent? It's Sydney's. It's Sydney Sweeney's fucking bathwater.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see what it tastes like. He's
Speaker 4: gonna be soap bar But I have I have soap
Speaker 4: that smells so good that like it makes me want
Speaker 4: to eat it. So man, yeah, man, it's like you're smelling.
Speaker 4: You're like, damn dude. If I was like two, it
Speaker 4: should be a problem when I was a little kid.
Speaker 1: You know, you would They don't taste good? He would have?
Speaker 1: Would They don't they look cool appealing taste.
Speaker 4: They do look like a like a like a Gene
Speaker 4: Wilder era Wonka candy exactly, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: almost like the gossoppers where you look at it and
Speaker 4: you're like, that can't feel good.
Speaker 3: I can't feel good to eat that thing. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't eat that. When I saw this, I wouldn't eat that.
Speaker 3: So if you're if you're a kid, that you deserve
Speaker 3: to eat it and die.
Speaker 4: So I think that's just evolution really, even just intrinsically,
Speaker 4: although I guess candy complicates this. You know, you see
Speaker 4: colorful things in the wild, and you know that that's
Speaker 4: that's poison. You know, like, oh, that berry is really bright,
Speaker 4: that's gonna kill me. Rather exactly, I think it is true.
Speaker 4: It's like the same thing with like a certain spiders.
Speaker 5: For animal animals, yeah, animals, animals for fruit, I would
Speaker 5: be I would be cautious what I'm talking about, I'd
Speaker 5: not naturally, but yes, I think about bell peppers man, like,
Speaker 5: like bananas are actually motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Don't want to eat those animals. That ship is gonna
Speaker 1: burn their mouths, and yeah they are. But real bananas
Speaker 1: are gray. I thought they were plated.
Speaker 4: What do you mean they like to have like plate
Speaker 4: on around them, Like, yeah, like a big gray plate.
Speaker 1: The chrome, Yes, that's cool man. Chrome.
Speaker 4: Chrome is well, chrome is shiny, but it's kind of
Speaker 4: like a gray ish It's like a grayish.
Speaker 1: Chrome reminds me of like.
Speaker 4: I want describing gray. Imagine describing gray as non reflective chrome.
Speaker 4: Gray is non reflective silver, which is what is chrome.
Speaker 1: Then chrome is chrome. Chrome is reflective. Silver. Silver is
Speaker 1: already reflective.
Speaker 4: Not really not necessarily not to the degree that chrome is.
Speaker 1: I'd argue it's in fact entirely reflected. I would argue
Speaker 1: that it's not really like a color.
Speaker 4: There are certain spieces of silver, specifically with like silverware,
Speaker 4: where you look at yourself, you can't really look at yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, they're reflective. Chrome is reflective. They're they're still reflective.
Speaker 1: What it refers mostly to light? Right, and it reflects light?
Speaker 1: Was it not?
Speaker 4: Well, dumbass, I'm clearly talking about reflections in that clarity, you're.
Speaker 1: Talking about reflections supposed to talking about like the nature
Speaker 1: of being reflective truly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything's reflective, dude. Your skin's reflective.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about silver, color black. The color black
Speaker 1: is in fairly not reflective.
Speaker 4: The color black is more reflective than van to black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still not reflective. But it's no, but
Speaker 1: absolutely not no. But if something's more, something's more.
Speaker 4: If something if something's more reflective than something that isn't
Speaker 4: reflective at all, that means it is reflective.
Speaker 1: But they're both reflective. But you're gay. That does it
Speaker 1: change the reflective forty forty? I love that. I hate that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I hate that. Every time I see him.
Speaker 3: I want to throw something at those guys, but it
Speaker 3: sounds like a city on those like really tall fun chairs.
Speaker 1: It's fifteen thirty forty love sets such that it goes
Speaker 1: on for the set if you keep they keep trying.
Speaker 1: You know how I learned tennis? Uh the demo of
Speaker 1: Virtual with Tennis on dreap cast? Are you serious? I learned?
Speaker 1: I think that the score is so stupid.
Speaker 4: My parents, my parents had these Italian friends that I
Speaker 4: remember in retrospect. It's so weird because I think, like
Speaker 4: they're just there. If one of us had a kid,
Speaker 4: they would be you guys, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like they would just be like our like our age now.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking like, oh wow, that's so crazy.
Speaker 4: But like they played tennis all the time, and they
Speaker 4: would invite my parents to go, and then I would
Speaker 4: go with them. And that's how I learned tennis. But
Speaker 4: I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.
Speaker 1: It's it is. It's not bad.
Speaker 4: It's not a sport that I would ever watch or
Speaker 4: care about, but it is kind of fun to play.
Speaker 1: Like I used to watch the women because when I
Speaker 1: was a growing kid. Uh huh, the women, The women
Speaker 1: knew what they were doing. The Williams. The men are
Speaker 1: just like running around a small little the women are.
Speaker 4: Ah, oh, scream it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, shut up, imagining hearing someone screams
Speaker 1: shut up. I think the old razy, The old.
Speaker 3: Like British dudes probably were mad because you know, they
Speaker 3: cut their generals off a long time ago, and they're
Speaker 3: like they, my.
Speaker 1: What what's this preposterous storm?
Speaker 6: God the stage, this insistent noise will not be tolerated.
Speaker 6: I'm like this, bitch up, please please, I beg you,
Speaker 6: I beg of you.
Speaker 1: I got this, I got this, sir, no problem. Slam.
Speaker 1: He's so fat, he's like blitzing people and shooting there.
Speaker 4: He tackles, he tackles them at such a speed and
Speaker 4: then shoots them as they're falling, but they're already dead
Speaker 4: by the point he.
Speaker 1: Shoots's waisting bullets. Yeah, so fast that when he shoots,
Speaker 1: the bullet misses because they're already on the ground. A
Speaker 1: man who hired this guy a great job? Have I not?
Speaker 1: I'm only the greatest? What are they call them ball boys?
Speaker 1: I don't know, No.
Speaker 4: I think they are called ball boys actually, because there's
Speaker 4: an episode of Seinefeld where Kramer wants to be a
Speaker 4: ball boy.
Speaker 1: I need to be put away. You need to put
Speaker 1: a fucking seal on every just there. I'm I'm a
Speaker 1: stone tabling. Are you guys?
Speaker 4: We're you gonna say no that you have you have
Speaker 4: to be an actual boy to do that. I think
Speaker 4: maybe I think back then that was probably a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what the fuck was.
Speaker 1: I think you have to be young or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Everything's weird, man.
Speaker 3: Like, it seems like weird culture customs that it's like
Speaker 3: I need you. It's like the altar boy thing.
Speaker 4: I think it was more is that it was seen
Speaker 4: as like not a real profession. Like it was like,
Speaker 4: this isn't worth paying a fucking adult to do because
Speaker 4: it's not a real it's not really that much of
Speaker 4: a skill. It's not a salary worthy. But I think
Speaker 4: it's more like this is like a summer thing.
Speaker 1: My friend did it, wibbleedon. I'm hoping my friend did it.
Speaker 1: They weren't shoving tennis rackets of little boysurethras. They're waiting
Speaker 1: to get the ball. They're sitting on tennis records. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're sitting on the pope of tennis. So what the
Speaker 1: fun did you say? The tennis? I didn't even understand
Speaker 1: what you said. I was just like the tennis.
Speaker 4: He's the guy with the big hat that sits at
Speaker 4: the edge of every tennis game, you know, because always
Speaker 4: the ball boy on his lap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never noticed the tennis pot. It's crazy. Go
Speaker 1: forth boy? Did we answered? Do we do good?
Speaker 4: Whatever the question was it was, and just to write
Speaker 4: in this is a mission reminding us that this does
Speaker 4: in fact exist, the Sydney Sweeny bathwater soap from a doctors.
Speaker 1: Are we all going to be a partey?
Speaker 4: Are we all going to be ordering a big case
Speaker 4: and maybe letting me have most of it?
Speaker 3: If we order a case, I'll chip in for the case.
Speaker 3: There's no way we'll be able to get them. Oh yes,
Speaker 3: you know that because I imagine it's a limited supply
Speaker 3: and that to make it a pure real you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: I want to be unlimited. I want to filter it out.
Speaker 1: I want to melt it down, filter it out and
Speaker 1: get the little the direct extractor that isn't just bath water.
Speaker 1: All this.
Speaker 4: Process, guys, guys going through like an entire almost like
Speaker 4: an entire series worth of time of like breaking bad
Speaker 4: you know, like building a fucking lab and like doing
Speaker 4: all sorts of shit, getting into all sorts of trouble,
Speaker 4: and then at the end of like his three year journey,
Speaker 4: he finally extracts the bath water and he drinks it
Speaker 4: and he dies. He lays down and dies, and then
Speaker 4: that fucking baby Blue starts playing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that bad finger. I was what a waste of
Speaker 1: what a waste of a life?
Speaker 4: Well, you know I want Yeah, not for him, he
Speaker 4: got what he wanted. If anything, he's lived a more
Speaker 4: fulfilling life than most people.
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney's bath Water, Bad Water. It's really funny. I
Speaker 1: find it kind of weird. I mean, shout out to her,
Speaker 1: I guess for you know, making a lot of extra money.
Speaker 4: It's crazy to me though, that Belle Delphine walked so
Speaker 4: that she could.
Speaker 1: Run, and Belle Delphine apparently she didn't get the money.
Speaker 1: Did she get the money eventually? I don't know, because
Speaker 1: I know PayPal canceled the transactions at first or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it was like you can't oh, it's like technically
Speaker 1: sex work transactions.
Speaker 4: Either that or it's like a chemical thing like you're not.
Speaker 4: It's like tamin it. You can't. You can't sell. If
Speaker 4: you're gonna sell that kind of thing, you have to
Speaker 4: like approve it with something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, maybe like directly or some fucking not.
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Actually I don't know, but I got mine.
Speaker 1: I got mine, yeah, man, fucking it. Just man.
Speaker 3: I just sometimes I look at Jojo and I'm just
Speaker 3: like you fucking just dude, we can you just ring
Speaker 3: in cells drying?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: I thought you're gonna say something, make it disrespectful. Oh no, no,
Speaker 4: I know you're gonna be like, why can't you just
Speaker 4: be cdy?
Speaker 1: Sweet? It's like, Yo, that's crazy. Can you just try
Speaker 1: someone else? Why didn't even fucking marry? No, you're not
Speaker 1: even fucking this other person? What are you doing? Not
Speaker 1: even someone I wants a crazy thing to say, like married?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're wasting my right now?
Speaker 4: You would have transmographed into someone completely different.
Speaker 1: I hate but here you remain. Why don't you Rihanna Lily?
Speaker 1: What the fun you? God damn it. I just want
Speaker 1: I just one of these man. I see all that.
Speaker 1: You know, Sweet Sidney Sween don't have to do nothing
Speaker 1: and it's it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Have to be Sidney Sweeny. It can be like practically
Speaker 3: any woman that just wants to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really that. It's the choice if you want
Speaker 1: to hustle.
Speaker 4: If you anybody could do it, if they really put
Speaker 4: their mind to it. It's really not that difficult to
Speaker 4: a code to crack either. I remember anybody with the platform.
Speaker 3: Watching your Mom's house a couple of years back. The
Speaker 3: podcast end.
Speaker 4: Thank you for clarifying the Well, there's people that listen
Speaker 4: to Christy shared me for a second, there's.
Speaker 3: Some people that may not know that listen. So I
Speaker 3: was just like, yeah, I appreciate the clarup. Shut up,
Speaker 3: let you get one going around.
Speaker 1: It was like don't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't for you because I know you understood.
Speaker 1: That's great. Letting someone get one go around and shut
Speaker 1: the fun ups. Don't do that again. Loss of patience
Speaker 1: even anywhere. Uh No, there's an EMT that called or whatever.
Speaker 3: And she she made the forty grand on selling her
Speaker 3: panties just telling on her one month.
Speaker 1: Uh no, that was year over yere, that's still pretty good.
Speaker 1: One month is would be.
Speaker 3: I mean if she was like like had no she
Speaker 3: if she people knew her, she'd probably made that time
Speaker 3: money in a month.
Speaker 1: It's really wild thought she was just a regular person.
Speaker 1: I've thought about doing that because it's like, why not,
Speaker 1: really mister did that.
Speaker 3: That's right, he sold he was selling underwear, so I
Speaker 3: don't know if he's doing it now. I saw he's
Speaker 3: a bus operator. He fucking drive the bus now really,
Speaker 3: oh shit?
Speaker 1: He was like driving a.
Speaker 3: Bus every I see stuff every once in a while
Speaker 3: on Facebook because he was just like go there for
Speaker 3: the memories. And I saw him in like the uniform
Speaker 3: and talking about his bus stuff, and I'm like, this
Speaker 3: nigga is a welder. I remember him getting a welding
Speaker 3: license and now he's but was like he's just collecting
Speaker 3: fucking side.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, he's like I was collecting like a bunch
Speaker 4: of random hyper specific skill set.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I can drive a bus, I can weld
Speaker 1: a bus. You can well build a bus. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking good. Whenever things happened, he wasna, that's right. I forgot.
Speaker 1: He also worked at build a Bus. Yeah building. When
Speaker 1: he quits his job, he's gonna weld all the busses together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna make a suit. It's gonna make a fucking Ultron.
Speaker 1: He's gonna make the battle bus. For real, there's nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna nobody can drive any of the buses little just
Speaker 1: one entity big bus, and it looks legitimately like a
Speaker 1: Gunda be Fu. I wish I knew. I honestly like that.
Speaker 4: I have some friends you have like skill sets like that,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, Damn, welding seems fucking super maybe not useful,
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe that's like in that fifty to
Speaker 4: fifty percent kind of thing where it's like if as
Speaker 4: long as you have the space and the tools, I
Speaker 4: guess it's useful.
Speaker 1: I actually like I would love to know how to weld. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I can.
Speaker 4: I can would work and ship like that like pretty easily.
Speaker 4: But like even that's I don't know. I've it's been
Speaker 4: a wile since I've done a while.
Speaker 1: That's the thing with me too.
Speaker 3: I'm I remember exactly how to weld, but I haven't
Speaker 3: done it in so long. I wonder how well it
Speaker 3: would go. But to be fair, it's actually especially just
Speaker 3: like some easy stuff like spot weldings, it's very easy.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like we were we're when you get ano
Speaker 1: arc welding where you can get a little dangerous and
Speaker 1: you gotta wear the protective stuff.
Speaker 3: It was like I had a friend with the well,
Speaker 3: there's just plasma cutters. Yeah, there's a lot of work.
Speaker 3: We work with all of that ship. In high school,
Speaker 3: I was fourteen years.
Speaker 1: Old, and then we were the last generation, well the
Speaker 1: last people really, because the lower generation get none of it.
Speaker 1: They got rid of it. I think maybe I think
Speaker 1: we made too many weapons and then they just uh
Speaker 1: and too. I want to learn smithing. I feel like
Speaker 1: smithing is a useful thing. But it's also like when
Speaker 1: that's actually a friend of mine does that too. That's
Speaker 1: why he does that.
Speaker 4: He like he has a fucking cauldron and everything or
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck you call it. That's too much, just
Speaker 4: like money, like that is fucking it's too.
Speaker 1: Much money too. If you want to shores. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got some fucking myth roll, Well you're just doing what
Speaker 1: do you have a myth? That's not real? Like a
Speaker 1: guy fucking or vein. You find a vein, take some
Speaker 1: extra steps like get the fucking get the ingot, don't
Speaker 1: get the war. That's crazy. Yeah, you're like, nah, funk
Speaker 1: that I want to make an ing it and then
Speaker 1: I'll start wilding. It's crazy. Having an ingot on hand
Speaker 1: is wild. Just digging your pocket, it is just having
Speaker 1: it just a piece of flab of metal. I got
Speaker 1: some cold steel. If you want some, I'm.
Speaker 3: Waiting for you to get your tongs Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: do want a tongsten cube. Yeah, I'm waiting for you
Speaker 3: to get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I mean. And so then you just have
Speaker 1: it on your pocket. Yeah? Yeah, you go through a
Speaker 1: metal detectively. Why do you have it on you? We're crazy?
Speaker 4: If like for the creator class, if if like instead
Speaker 4: of instead of gaining weight, I just swallowed a tungsten cube.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Like he's heavy. You go to the hospital
Speaker 3: immediately after that. You're not gonna shoot it out, yea,
Speaker 3: not gonna throw it off, No, it's just.
Speaker 4: Gonna it's just gonna rip through my stomach membrane and
Speaker 4: then poll and kill me pretty much instantaneously.
Speaker 1: I would have had you.
Speaker 3: So what you should do right is hopefully there's enough
Speaker 3: supporting least you swallow it lay down immediately, so just
Speaker 3: the gravity will just be pressing on your stomach, but
Speaker 3: it won't be like maybe it'll be.
Speaker 1: More on my yea, that's stupid. Yeah, I'm getting past.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine swallow? Could you imagine someone's like, yo, dude,
Speaker 1: I really got I got like a bunch of steel.
Speaker 1: I could turn you in the wolverine with steel steel,
Speaker 1: and then some guys I think I could do it.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, cool, they eject steel all to
Speaker 1: your boat. You just die, You just die. Why don't
Speaker 1: try iron ad first? Nah? Because like we we I know,
Speaker 1: like we'll be okay if you there's no you wouldn't, Derek,
Speaker 1: did you just say did you say that you would
Speaker 1: get so violently sick so fast? You just take the iron,
Speaker 1: can't endure it? Listen, you're not listening to me. I
Speaker 1: can't believe you. Man, It's okay, he forgives you. It's
Speaker 1: a debate. Let me. Yeah, this is clearly the debate.
Speaker 3: So you take all the take all the iron that's
Speaker 3: in your body, you know, with you extract it with
Speaker 3: a with a with a with a magnet, a little magnet,
Speaker 3: a magnific You start from the toes and work your
Speaker 3: way up and then come out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: You have all of it. So and then you're feeling
Speaker 1: weak because you don't have the iron anymore. Right, it's
Speaker 1: kind of a little fucked up. It's out of your blood.
Speaker 3: Your your heart's freaking out and trying to pump more,
Speaker 3: you know, it's trying to figure it out. So then
Speaker 3: he they induce you in the coma by hitting you
Speaker 3: with the fucking you know, a rock or whatever the
Speaker 3: fuck they use to sedate you, and then they play
Speaker 3: you open. Interesting, right, like, it's okay that there's not
Speaker 3: much blood. The blood is retreated because the iron's gone.
Speaker 3: It's freaking out. It's it's figuring things out.
Speaker 1: That works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exactly how it works. Just listen, this has
Speaker 3: happened many times. So, okay, your bone's exposed. Now you
Speaker 3: just get like a paint brush, get a little bit
Speaker 3: of just a grape seed oil, and he's lathering on
Speaker 3: the bone. Now, once it's on the bone, the iron
Speaker 3: knows what to do. It encases the bone. The blood's
Speaker 3: happy because the iron's back, and then the blood is
Speaker 3: like lacquer, and so it keeps the iron there. And
Speaker 3: then the other thing, you know, you just find sticks.
Speaker 1: Or whatever to stick in your hands or whatever because
Speaker 1: you don't you don't need to claw part, so just
Speaker 1: the one part. Well, if you want to complete the
Speaker 1: wolver rethinks, but this is guaranteed to work many times.
Speaker 1: My back Alley Doctors has ensured me. You might have
Speaker 1: seen him before, he hangs on front of seven eleven.
Speaker 1: I love that guy. Yeah, transient dude, Yeah, transient word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that word in a while. So he's uh,
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. I trust him. He's never let
Speaker 1: me down before, so I have no reason not to
Speaker 1: believe him.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never understood exactly what he was saying to me,
Speaker 4: but he seems like a good guy. He does see
Speaker 4: it does seem like mostly incantations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some guy fucking propped up on the table with
Speaker 1: vials of melted metal beach home his body and you're like, uh,
Speaker 1: can I get past.
Speaker 4: You to go?
Speaker 1: I got well?
Speaker 4: Look, speaking of uh, speaking of uh concepts, Derek comes
Speaker 4: on Dogs Road.
Speaker 1: WHOA what? I don't know, man, I'm just reading.
Speaker 4: That pretty cool, He says, Hello, my favorite humans and Kingston,
Speaker 4: what is your what is your guys' prediction for summer
Speaker 4: games Fest reveals I'm personally hoping to see a new
Speaker 4: BioShock and Resident eval get announced.
Speaker 1: I think you'll get Resident Evil. I think I don't
Speaker 1: know if it'll be dive. It's it's either that or
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking mad.
Speaker 4: It might be nine. I think it's about time for nine. Actually,
Speaker 4: we'll see what. It's either gonna be nine Code Veronica
Speaker 4: or what's the zero one.
Speaker 1: I don't want so, I don't want any of everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I'm totally with you. I think so a lot of
Speaker 3: people are in the rumblings are here cold Ronica. I
Speaker 3: don't want that. I do not want COVID.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want zero.
Speaker 3: I don't want to wait any more years because if
Speaker 3: it's not if it's because if it's anything else than five,
Speaker 3: that means we're waiting several years for five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you might be waiting several food at least.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think next year might be five, because it's
Speaker 1: like they showed the little sneak poor.
Speaker 4: They might reveal nine this year for next year, and
Speaker 4: then this year it will be will be five. I
Speaker 4: think that's actually pretty possible because there was a thing
Speaker 4: I think we talked about it someone recently, right about
Speaker 4: like rereasonable five having like a like a like a
Speaker 4: rating or something like they got rated in fucking vaguely
Speaker 4: remember this.
Speaker 1: No, we maybe talk about it on the other shows. No,
Speaker 1: we talked about did.
Speaker 4: We, because you brought up Resney Evil five and wondered
Speaker 4: how close it was, and then we had a whole
Speaker 4: conversation about it.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I don't remember the specifics Resnevil five remake I think
Speaker 4: might be close, or at.
Speaker 1: The very least, if it's not a remake, nine is
Speaker 1: going to be. Nine is more likely. I think. I
Speaker 1: think nine makes sense. I mean, you're right about it,
Speaker 1: especially Okay.
Speaker 4: There's rumors about it too, like it was just happened
Speaker 4: today where I saw people talking about, like there's rumblings
Speaker 4: about like how it's like a it's gonna be it's
Speaker 4: gonna be like the it's being viewed and by the
Speaker 4: bass rumors I have no, I don't know, but like
Speaker 4: a lot of people are talking about like how it's
Speaker 4: gonna be a Leon game and it's going to be
Speaker 4: like the they're treating it is like the end of
Speaker 4: his trilogy.
Speaker 1: So two four and nine, Oh interesting, I don't even
Speaker 1: considered that. Yeah, I didn't mean either, but like leons,
Speaker 1: it'd be interesting. I'd be down to see that good
Speaker 1: with that because a part of nobody, you know, Six,
Speaker 1: I guess they're treating six like it doesn't exist because
Speaker 1: I want I want six. I want to remake that game.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants that because I want I want them to
Speaker 1: make that game good looks. Look, I I'm one of
Speaker 1: the few people talked about this time. Leon's part was
Speaker 1: fun as fuck. When I'm in that fucking that college
Speaker 1: area and you're just dude a lot. There's so many zombies,
Speaker 1: You're sliding under them, shooting and ship I'm fucking kicking
Speaker 1: the You kick one zombie and he just in balls
Speaker 1: through several other zombies and I'm like, this guy's a weapon.
Speaker 3: It felt good just because I'm like, okay, this is
Speaker 3: Leon was trained to be like this, so it felt
Speaker 3: kind of nice that, like, I had this real zomb.
Speaker 3: There were so many zombies that like, you couldn't take
Speaker 3: them all, like, so it was still like survival horror,
Speaker 3: but it was fun whooping some other asses till you
Speaker 3: kind of have to like, all right, I gotta get
Speaker 3: out of here, or you know.
Speaker 1: And I just I liked doing his part. The other parts.
Speaker 3: I didn't like the weird wester Sun part, the kung
Speaker 3: fu shit that he does. Uh, and then part was
Speaker 3: just have a machine gun, should kill everything.
Speaker 1: Is gay? Is gay lover Pierre or whatever his name is.
Speaker 1: Here's a friend man. He didn't do anything wrong. I
Speaker 1: think he was just gay lover. He was fine.
Speaker 4: The only thing I ever played a RESIDUVI six was like,
Speaker 4: I think a demo that came out for it, and
Speaker 4: it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if onely beat it. Tie A didn't
Speaker 1: like five that much when I played it.
Speaker 4: That game is such a that is like one of
Speaker 4: my comfort games. I didn't dislike it. It just kind
Speaker 4: of felt like two different. I think I just wasn't
Speaker 4: really that into Residevil at that time too. I think
Speaker 4: I'm more into Resident Evil now than I was when
Speaker 4: Resul five came out.
Speaker 1: I did not wait for Var's redesigned. I'm waiting money
Speaker 1: on that the way they did eight to Long. If
Speaker 1: they give Cheva that kind of glow up, she's already
Speaker 1: fine in the game. To make her better is gonna
Speaker 1: be insane. You don't even need you.
Speaker 3: Make sure you buy it on PC. Make sure you
Speaker 3: buy it on PC, because you know the mods will
Speaker 3: be there thirty minutes after the game comes out.
Speaker 1: Already they're already working someone someone's already somebody hacked into
Speaker 1: the database design engine.
Speaker 4: They surely, I'm sure that model already exists.
Speaker 1: They have just many meshes that are pre saved, and
Speaker 1: then they're just gonna put it right. I bet. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so thoroughly that that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they as soon as they're just all is all
Speaker 3: they need is just the data for for Chev's body,
Speaker 3: and then they're gonna just.
Speaker 1: Rod shop. In the fucking last Star Wars movie, there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of vats of body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, uh yeah. D So this guy wrote
Speaker 4: and he wants he wants to see Resident Evil. I
Speaker 4: think you'll get it. I don't know what it's going
Speaker 4: to be exactly, but you'll get you'll get residental stuff
Speaker 4: this year.
Speaker 1: It's time. I think it was a obscure thing. But
Speaker 1: there's not there's nothing that's insane. They just came out.
Speaker 1: There's the show something like, hey here's DLC. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I don't think they're doing what would it be? What
Speaker 1: would they even do? Outside as fucking Alison shut up.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: You do.
Speaker 1: The islay dollars? Yeah, I don't know. I played the
Speaker 1: fun out of that part. I mean bad, but also
Speaker 1: be like a fair enough you got me fair. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're gonna get BioShock. What happens? What's going on?
Speaker 1: What about a BioShock infinite?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Never would They wouldn't do remake. They wouldn't remake it
Speaker 3: before the first one. This would be crazy.
Speaker 4: That would be insane, one of those psychotic things.
Speaker 1: Probably ever vail Guard, No, they vail guard remakes. What guys,
Speaker 1: you heard you to be fair? If they made it good,
Speaker 1: I actually would be like this would be it would be,
Speaker 1: it would rival. It wouldn't how.
Speaker 4: Much would have to change fundamentally for that game to
Speaker 4: be good from the ground up.
Speaker 3: So here's my thing, Well, so damn a lot of
Speaker 3: damn that sucks because a lot would have I think
Speaker 3: you can keep most of it intact, but you have
Speaker 3: to you have to salvage Rook. Rook needs to mean somebody.
Speaker 3: He needs to not be a nobody. Rook needs to
Speaker 3: be somebody. So there's that big thing. You need to
Speaker 3: add other people that weren't in the game. Just put
Speaker 3: him in so that's like DLC type ship. So put
Speaker 3: him in the game. A bunch of people throughout the
Speaker 3: that just aren't there. That's really fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: That make the inquisitor character to like because one of
Speaker 1: the playable characters, and it's it would that's that's too much.
Speaker 1: I think. I don't think it is. I think have
Speaker 1: any quizites. I'm trying to like realistically, be like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's not the whole. I think to remake that game
Speaker 1: to make it good, First, foremost art style, you need
Speaker 1: to change the art style. That needs to be a
Speaker 1: huge overhaul of how everybody looks. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: would agree that the character the easiest thing they can tackle.
Speaker 1: And I think after that, I think you would change
Speaker 1: the combat to be something that's a little more impactful
Speaker 1: than what it is. I think the combat of that
Speaker 1: game is kind of very minign, like very mundane. I
Speaker 1: think that I look, I'll even I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I guess I was trying to be practical because like
Speaker 3: if if you're if you were like if you want
Speaker 3: just oh change the entire fucking game to.
Speaker 4: Your heart's content, then there's like a long ass conversation
Speaker 4: out of there, like you're talking about just trying to realistically.
Speaker 1: Maybe even come back and play it again.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, because I can't even Every time I
Speaker 3: think about it, I'm just like, damn, it sucks, Like
Speaker 3: I can't even why would I.
Speaker 4: It's gonna take a long time for that feeling to fade,
Speaker 4: I bet, like you know what I mean. Like that's
Speaker 4: like me with Halo five, where like I'm only recently
Speaker 4: kind of like okay, maybe I'll play through that again
Speaker 4: now that I know that I don't care about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, no, yeah, that's that's very true.
Speaker 4: I would have ironically play the shadow that if it
Speaker 4: was on PC actually like multiplayer wise, that'sh it was fun,
Speaker 4: but like either no, it's like it's the only one
Speaker 4: actually that's just kind of stranded on the original Xbox One,
Speaker 4: which is fucked because like the FOV, it's got that
Speaker 4: console FOV you know where it's like seventy or something.
Speaker 1: You're just like, bro, like, I don't I don't think
Speaker 1: it ever will play that game over Infinite That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I could see.
Speaker 4: They they're different games. I think I could see myself
Speaker 4: wanting to maybe jump in for a little bit. But
Speaker 4: as far as like predictions, I really don't know. It
Speaker 4: feels like I just hope something's cool, you know, like
Speaker 4: I don't even know if I necessarily have any like
Speaker 4: wishless items. Everything that I want is kind of here already,
Speaker 4: or just I know about it, Like Ghost of Yota is.
Speaker 4: I know that's and I know that Death Ranning. I
Speaker 4: know what that's gonna be, so like, just surprise me.
Speaker 4: Give me something good. A new bierstock would be cool.
Speaker 4: Something new from uh the BioShock guy, that Judas game
Speaker 4: would be nice.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I feel like I'm already behind
Speaker 1: on so much with that ship. Just remake stuff or
Speaker 1: not at this point, Yeah, look at Switch comes out
Speaker 1: in a few days. I forgot it. Oh wow, it
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like it right. I forgot. I can really
Speaker 1: forgot about it. It's so crazy. I'm just gonna flip.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Though I was watching you said you're
Speaker 1: gonna flip it.
Speaker 8: Is?
Speaker 1: Was that the reason you bought it? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make hi I can make pretty good money from it, honestly,
Speaker 1: I mean that's fair. I just saw I was gonna
Speaker 1: keep but I don't know, I just don't think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be using it right away. So I only wanted
Speaker 1: for the Pokemon game, and like that game is gonna
Speaker 1: come out whatever, And I could very easily also be
Speaker 1: dissuade enough to not even buy the Pokemon game based
Speaker 1: on how shit it looks. I'm sure they're gonna reveal
Speaker 1: something like, oh this looks really fucking stupid. You guys
Speaker 1: almost had me the Pokemon game, like really that. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're good for Pokemon fans. Like if you if you've
Speaker 1: never played Folkal, you never liked it, You're you're in
Speaker 1: your thirties. It's not gonna happen. I like that spark
Speaker 1: is not gonna change.
Speaker 3: I was a big Pokemon you know, just the game
Speaker 3: boy stuff, you know, to be very just to myself,
Speaker 3: like I just I fell off of Pokemon, not because
Speaker 3: it was bad. I just just got uninterested. But like
Speaker 3: the new ones, are they like solid games? Are they
Speaker 3: like really good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They're solid game. Yeah, but they're still Pokemon game.
Speaker 1: They're they're good Pokemon games. That's the thing you have
Speaker 1: to They're not you can't judge them based off of
Speaker 1: like other video games, and you can't. But you can't judge.
Speaker 1: You can't judge like I don't know, you can't judge, like.
Speaker 4: You can't judge John Donald Trump based on other presidents.
Speaker 4: It's kind of no, it's different.
Speaker 1: You have to base them off of residence, So based
Speaker 1: off of Pokemon games, you know, like Capture based like
Speaker 1: Collected do on games like that. So I think as
Speaker 1: a Pokemon game, it's only gotten better, and you can
Speaker 1: train your Pokemon easier, you can level them up easier,
Speaker 1: you can choose what nature you want are getting your moves.
Speaker 1: You can like you don't have to go to the
Speaker 1: move too, you can just go to Pokemon selected moves
Speaker 1: and teach a move they knew before. Like things like
Speaker 1: that are just better. But it's like if you don't
Speaker 1: play those games and like there's no you're not getting
Speaker 1: into that game in your fucking twenties and thirties. That's
Speaker 1: what you get into when you're a kid, and you
Speaker 1: keep the love for it as you go older. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't tell people to play those games as adults.
Speaker 1: It's like, you don't give a fuck, it's too late. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's more.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think there's more merit to fucking animal crossing,
Speaker 4: and I barely care about an animal crossing, like because
Speaker 4: it was that new Pokemon game that like a couple
Speaker 4: of years ago that it looked like it was running
Speaker 4: on a fuck.
Speaker 1: It runs like a fucking nightmare. It's insane. It's insane.
Speaker 1: The way that game runs is crazy, because it's a
Speaker 1: good Pokemon runs worse than the Game Boy games. I
Speaker 1: mean all of them us in the Game Boy games
Speaker 1: actually though, that is that's so much game. Those games
Speaker 1: worked so well because they were so nothing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why they were. They were barely anything. Yea.
Speaker 4: The last one I played was I mean, if you
Speaker 4: don't count Go, I guess for the week. That was
Speaker 4: kind of popping or whatever. Yeah, which was cool.
Speaker 1: It was fun. I'm getting moved here, dude. That shit
Speaker 1: was crazy. People outside I remember remember the last game
Speaker 1: that got people outside that I remember.
Speaker 4: I remember walking around Beacon, like the downtown Beacon area
Speaker 4: in New York City or not New York City but
Speaker 4: New York and like everybody, it was insane.
Speaker 1: Me and my girlfriend at the time were fucking going
Speaker 1: to Pokemon go fucking like meetups in like the park
Speaker 1: and freaking what's gone? Rye back.
Speaker 4: That really was like unlike crazy. That was really that
Speaker 4: kind of in retrospect, was unlike anything I think we've
Speaker 4: ever seen.
Speaker 1: We'll never get it again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really like novel to look back on that,
Speaker 4: because I was like, what the fuck happened there?
Speaker 1: Everyone go to the polls? She killed Pokemon go, she
Speaker 1: killed herself? Yeah, didn't she disappear the woods and back
Speaker 1: a new entity or something?
Speaker 4: She like wandered into the woods and that guy like
Speaker 4: founder in the woods after she lost the election.
Speaker 1: That would have scared them.
Speaker 4: If I saw Hillary Clinton in the woods, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 3: Well, I will just say that I would I would
Speaker 3: assume I'm dead, not specifically because I think she's gonna
Speaker 3: kill me, but I feel like her agents are going
Speaker 3: to kill me.
Speaker 1: It's like because there they don't know like what I'm about,
Speaker 1: and I just gonna get like a fucking flying saucer
Speaker 1: full of like my sod guys. He's gonna drop him on.
Speaker 1: I'd be so mad. I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die, like I'm cooked, and there's no way
Speaker 1: I'm getting out of this way. I'm getting home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's over. Yeah, it's over at that point. Yeah, might
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: I had an iPhone five at that time. I like
Speaker 3: a five best, so I would just record, push record,
Speaker 3: pull my pants down.
Speaker 1: What happened? What happened? You call my grandma about Grandma?
Speaker 1: I'm so dead? Good night, good night? So whatsoever?
Speaker 4: That ship was crazy? But uh, yeah, I don't know. Man, Pokemon.
Speaker 4: The last time, I I think the last one I
Speaker 4: they played aside from Go and that was really only
Speaker 4: a week, was like gold and Silver, and I liked
Speaker 4: I liked him, but I think I played. I played
Speaker 4: like I played Yellow, and then I think I played.
Speaker 4: I think I had blue or red or both of them.
Speaker 4: I know I had both of them at some point.
Speaker 4: I don't remember which one I had first. And then
Speaker 4: when I got to Golden Silver, I was like, these
Speaker 4: are cool. This is the same thing again, and I
Speaker 4: just remember being like, I'm I think I'm good. I
Speaker 4: think I've seen it's.
Speaker 1: You judge cod games. You know it's a cod game
Speaker 1: good based on being a cod game. You know, if
Speaker 1: you're well, if you're not, then if you're not into
Speaker 1: like modern yeah, those kind of games, you know, you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, like, what am I doing here?
Speaker 3: I'm definitely not their Yeah, their market, Like I'm the
Speaker 3: I'll want to play the campaign, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They're like they don't give a funk about me. They
Speaker 1: put so much money into that game too, like the
Speaker 1: fucking which kinditive aspect of Pokemon. There's so much money
Speaker 1: in there, you'd be crazy.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. I feel like I don't see it. I
Speaker 4: don't see where the money's going.
Speaker 1: It goes into dude's merchandising. Man, it's cool. I'm sure, like,
Speaker 1: like you go to a fucking Pokemon tournament, a regional
Speaker 1: when you could win like ten thousand dollars if you
Speaker 1: win scratching. Granted, it's probably horrible experience playing that game
Speaker 1: that long for that many. I was any rounds, like
Speaker 1: I've done it before and it sucks.
Speaker 4: It's like stickers of Pikachu's antis that are scratching Pikachi
Speaker 4: scratch it.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, fucking lines. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a palate and coffee beans. It's like a paler. That's wild.
Speaker 1: I do love Pokemon, but I'm very I'm very aware
Speaker 1: that I'm probably gonna see it from this new one.
Speaker 1: And be like, I don't even want to buy it
Speaker 1: no more. I just want people to like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't expect more. Yeah, franchise is this that franchise? Man,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna They're doing something different now where they're
Speaker 1: trying to change them with the battle like it's no
Speaker 1: longer like the the games that are gonna be released
Speaker 1: from now one are no longer gonna be like turn
Speaker 1: based back and forth. It's gonna be like you control
Speaker 1: your Pokemon throughout the battlefield. That's a new approach. Either
Speaker 1: they're gonna do it, and that could either be good
Speaker 1: or bad, depends on how to do it. I'm sure
Speaker 1: this one's not gonna land well first, and then maybe
Speaker 1: fifteen years still have it down back we'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is like a PS six game. We'll see. I
Speaker 1: just don't like to me if the formula is not broken,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, I just don't fuck with it. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: how people feel since they need to change the formula,
Speaker 1: they feel thirty years of the same formula as a problem.
Speaker 1: Is it not if there's not making money on it?
Speaker 1: I think they're making money off it no matter what,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna have the they're gonna have the other
Speaker 1: client for like the old battlesystem that they're gonna do
Speaker 1: like the tournaments on. But I think you need to
Speaker 1: change something now because it's been it's been stale for
Speaker 1: like ten years at least, so i'd imagine they need
Speaker 1: to like spruce it up.
Speaker 3: Side, I guess, so, I mean if they're if it
Speaker 3: reflects in their in their profit margin, like if there's
Speaker 3: any you know, I was looking at two K numbers,
Speaker 3: nba U K numbers, and I should all these people complaining.
Speaker 1: But they're making more money every year, man, billions off
Speaker 1: of micro transaction. Yeah, of course they do. So like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, they're gonna they're not gonna do anything. What
Speaker 1: do we even buy, the know, stripping stuff away? Well,
Speaker 1: they keep, they buy. They make everything so fucking bare bone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you have everything, dude. They gotta pay for the basketball.
Speaker 1: They make everything more expensive expensive, so there's inflation in.
Speaker 3: The fucking universe, dude, and these people will let them
Speaker 3: abuse them no matter what. So everything's worse. Everything, everything
Speaker 3: you can think of is worse. And they're making more
Speaker 3: money because people reluctantly still not even I don't even
Speaker 3: know if it's reluctant, maybe gleefully, I don't know. They
Speaker 3: just buy the ship, they buy everything. They buy all
Speaker 3: the clothes, which costs way too much money, and you
Speaker 3: want to buy like a jersey in this story.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing about it is that, like clothes in
Speaker 4: games now are like it seems like, and I could
Speaker 4: be wrong. I don't play a lot of the games
Speaker 4: that do this, but like I'm basic basing it off
Speaker 4: of like skins and things like that. Right, clothes in
Speaker 4: video games are about as expensive.
Speaker 1: As clothes are. It's getting there, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean, Like a twenty dollars skin for
Speaker 4: like a you know, a Fortnite character that's like a
Speaker 4: fucking used that used to be the price of like
Speaker 4: a shirt, and it's still kind of not that far off.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can go to like, say, for example,
Speaker 3: Hot Topic, it's like a shirt's like twenty three dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got, or like there's like clearance racts with
Speaker 4: like fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean. And you're like, I
Speaker 1: what I spent? I spent quite a bit of money
Speaker 1: this season the Fortnite Unfortunately, did you have much star
Speaker 1: more than a video game worth?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? You're definitely not more in the video
Speaker 1: games with no sixty bucks more than sixty less than
Speaker 1: sixty bucks? Yeah, less sixty No more than that, I'd
Speaker 1: be happiest, man. Yeah. I bought the Battle Pass, which
Speaker 1: is like ten okay, and then I bought Luke's skin,
Speaker 1: and I bought Max Windows skin. Will you get twenty
Speaker 1: dollars each off? Like sixteen? Fifteen?
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, it's so crazy to make fifteen?
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I still have put a Star Wars.
Speaker 1: It got me, man, I was like, ah, I still
Speaker 1: have not somehow, I think Miss Windu I winning as
Speaker 1: Mace Windows fucking fantastic. But then it starts to you
Speaker 1: say some wild shit or like you dumb niggas. That
Speaker 1: one I think the fair one.
Speaker 4: I think Destiny is probably like the most money I've
Speaker 4: put into a video game, but that's also been like
Speaker 4: ten years. I think over micro Jonsaction, I don't think
Speaker 4: I've bought really much of it. I think if I'm
Speaker 4: going about expansions, I guess like I put the most.
Speaker 1: Money into probably ever was overwatched. Maybe really you're buying
Speaker 1: the overrops skins or like the what is it? That
Speaker 1: was a rough time.
Speaker 4: Those were they were just it wasdatory, straight up gambling
Speaker 4: where they're just like you know where you're gonna get
Speaker 4: spend five.
Speaker 1: That was crazy.
Speaker 4: That that was predatory that lasted as long as it
Speaker 4: did is crazy in retrospect because like that was a
Speaker 4: good like five years of just like gambling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that they had like elite boxes.
Speaker 3: Or something right where you have chances of getting stuff right,
Speaker 3: but yeah, the odds were like super low.
Speaker 1: Imagine nothing you can say like that should have been
Speaker 1: that dude, even it should have been like you could
Speaker 1: lose your game.
Speaker 4: What's crazy about that is that like it even affected
Speaker 4: things that really had no monetary value. You remember, in
Speaker 4: like Original Destiny when like, uh, you didn't play Original Destiny,
Speaker 4: you used to be able to get like whenever you loot.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it would be like something that you didn't know
Speaker 4: what it was. It was like it would just be
Speaker 4: like an orb of like this is purple. It's like
Speaker 4: let you know what the rarity of it was, and
Speaker 4: you'd have to go to a guy to get it
Speaker 4: decrypted or whatever. But like it used to be that
Speaker 4: like and there's no money involved in any of this.
Speaker 4: It was just like conditioning where it's just like you
Speaker 4: can get a blue or like you can get a
Speaker 4: like an exotic like a like a golden one like
Speaker 4: high tier, and then you go to the guy and
Speaker 4: you get a.
Speaker 1: Blue out of the vice. Like, what the fuck I
Speaker 1: just spent all this time Raul's Treasure Cave. Should do
Speaker 1: the Rahul's Treasure Cave over and over again and get
Speaker 1: a bunch of golden it turned it. It'd be fucking
Speaker 1: and it would be like white clothes. Yeah, it would
Speaker 1: be like it was crazy.
Speaker 4: Back then, it was just accepted that, yeah, you put
Speaker 4: money and if you got a thing, it just wasn't
Speaker 4: a guarantee that it would be fucking anything, even even
Speaker 4: with money or not money. There was a call of duty.
Speaker 4: It was a call y I think called cality. World
Speaker 4: War two. I think do you remember this one? It's
Speaker 4: I think twenty oh man, what year was that? That
Speaker 4: was like late twenty ten's, maybe eighteen or something like that,
Speaker 4: but oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, world War two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they had like I'm pretty sure they had
Speaker 4: like a similar thing like that, where like you get
Speaker 4: loot boxes and then you'd open them up. They had
Speaker 4: a social hub on Normandy Beach, so you have like
Speaker 4: these like fucking World War two soldier running around opening
Speaker 4: loot boxes on Normandy Beach. And it was like there
Speaker 4: was something so dystopian about it.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It seems like, hey, Grandpa, the fuck
Speaker 1: is that I lost so many This is worse than
Speaker 1: what I went through. I lost so many friends here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I got a gold fucking PK ninety,
Speaker 4: I got a old discard Dad.
Speaker 1: I've seen those guns get shot recently.
Speaker 4: That shouldn't exist any the scars, Oh scars, Yeah, that
Speaker 4: gun shouldn't existit much. That is such a imagine taking
Speaker 4: assault rifle and just making it draw in every way.
Speaker 4: It's it's specifically so they've guns strong enough to shoot
Speaker 4: through hostages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I gotta make s. You gotta make sure
Speaker 1: you take care of them. You know, could do that
Speaker 1: anyway googling. I don't think so. Maybe like a line
Speaker 1: could internect to somebody, may not, maybe like a twenty
Speaker 1: two no, but I'm saying saying it depends on the person. Yeah, me,
Speaker 1: if I would be hard nine min not you want
Speaker 1: to go to forty five? Brother forty five? Will forty five?
Speaker 1: Will a nine like a ten can? A ten can?
Speaker 1: A nine can a forty five? Will you want to
Speaker 1: go with sixty cows? You know, shooting a sixty calendar
Speaker 1: person is so more bidol.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get to go with a two thousand caliber background.
Speaker 4: It's like a giant magnet. It's just a metal rod
Speaker 4: of like and against the really tonguesten. Actually it's just
Speaker 4: a magnetism.
Speaker 1: It's it's a maximum magnetism, pushing something straightforward as fast
Speaker 1: it can go.
Speaker 4: When I found out that gouse cannons were real, I
Speaker 4: was like, I thought that was like a halo thing.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like completely fake. But it's like,
Speaker 4: you know, they use just magnets to shoot metal, just
Speaker 4: bricks at like mock fifty five or something.
Speaker 1: My friends showed me those being real, like my jaw drop.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't use magneism, but that I think it's
Speaker 1: technically like illegal. I don't think you can have one.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a war crime to use it
Speaker 1: because it's fucking just. It would be, but get split mountains.
Speaker 1: You know, people don't care. They can tear the mountains open.
Speaker 1: It's there's disruptive.
Speaker 3: There's enough stuff to already kill everybody in the world easily.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's at a certain point miracle that
Speaker 4: anything is still not that things are still happening.
Speaker 1: It's nice that there's enough. There's always like a few
Speaker 1: decent human beings that like shapes and places that are like, hey,
Speaker 1: I have a family.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna kill everyone because if we if we like,
Speaker 3: if we drop a bomb on this place, they're gonna
Speaker 3: do that in return, and so.
Speaker 1: People feel safe. It's America, but we're in such a
Speaker 1: ship show right now.
Speaker 4: It's like people have families, They're like, I got my
Speaker 4: family here, I don't want to die. And then people
Speaker 4: who don't have families are like, oh man, the new
Speaker 4: Pokemon games coming out.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I want to play it. I
Speaker 1: need it, man, I need it. And I'm in the middle.
Speaker 3: The graphics are going to be piss poor and the
Speaker 3: game is not gonna work well, but it's still gonna play.
Speaker 1: Eighty five dollars is running at fifteen frames a second.
Speaker 1: Let's go. But we're so up, we're so we're I
Speaker 1: hate that. I hate don't try to fucking like modern
Speaker 1: speech in front of me. Dude, We're so fucking golden, dude,
Speaker 1: this is lit. It's like, hey, is that is that
Speaker 1: a modern speed? Is at old? We're so up? We're up?
Speaker 1: It's definitely modern speed. I feel like it's only like
Speaker 1: vaguely modern twenty eighteen. I don't. I feel like I
Speaker 1: remember hearing We're so up eight team feels like yesterday.
Speaker 1: But also really, it wasn't googling. What is a blunkin? Googling?
Speaker 1: What is a blunkin? At work? A good job?
Speaker 4: That's at great job. I hope it was it Google.
Speaker 4: You can definitely see that. I hope your bosses that
Speaker 4: and be like, so you look at the blu so
Speaker 4: you really want to know? I notice you're in the blumpies.
Speaker 7: You're into like the sandwich shoppies, which shot where you
Speaker 7: buy your sandwich and if somebody comes in and sucks
Speaker 7: your dick while you need it, that is so storts
Speaker 7: it smells great.
Speaker 1: Actually, somehow they're always they got like a minute a
Speaker 1: minutely cleaning. One guy is cleaning every they don't even
Speaker 1: give them.
Speaker 4: They don't even give him like a pressure washer or
Speaker 4: an of them, but like they give him like a
Speaker 4: thing of.
Speaker 1: Lightsol and like a push brew. He's like the guy
Speaker 1: that traills the elephants. Oh yeah, exactly the blumpies, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, in the blumpies having blumpoman blummies. Can I
Speaker 1: ship in front of you and have you smell it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I get the carbonara? Can get the number three?
Speaker 1: And obviously a blumkin, a blumgein and let me get
Speaker 1: a fucking drink. Let me get a blumpy cup to
Speaker 1: the bloody cup. Bumpin is like the equivalent of just
Speaker 1: like asking for fries. Yeah, you have fries with that?
Speaker 1: Do you want a bumping with that? Like, yeah, I'm here?
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you think?
Speaker 4: There's so many other sandwich shops that I could go
Speaker 4: to anyone, Like there's one next.
Speaker 1: Door that doesn't do this. Why would I go to
Speaker 1: a sandwich shop that smells like ship if I'm not
Speaker 1: getting a blumpkin? Like, why then would I be here?
Speaker 1: Why the fun would I be here? Saw the Blacktoms
Speaker 1: freak Madiac. It's like, I'm good, I'm good on today.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be in here because of the vibe.
Speaker 3: There's there's just toilets everywhere, like the place to rest
Speaker 3: your arm with your breast.
Speaker 1: Your mouth. Anyway, this guy rode in.
Speaker 4: He says, hey, gang, have you ever have you ever
Speaker 4: stuck with the band through some really rough albums for
Speaker 4: them to come out the other side with their best
Speaker 4: music ever. Personally, Whitechapel had some pretty met albums, but
Speaker 4: their last year perfect from front to back. I'd absolutely
Speaker 4: recommend The Valley and Kin as they are not only
Speaker 4: sonically pleasant, but they also have a deep into storytelling.
Speaker 4: Be well Fox ps.
Speaker 1: Uh my sweet baby boy. Yeah, the I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't think of this happening honestly, Like I feel
Speaker 4: like most of the bands that I listen to I
Speaker 4: kind of understand where it's just like, oh, they're not
Speaker 4: gonna hit that again.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. The magic is gone. You know, you
Speaker 1: guys are older.
Speaker 3: The ideas aren't as plentiful because you know, it's just
Speaker 3: what happens. This is what happens natural.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The best time you can do it is sometimes getting
Speaker 3: a new band members. Sometimes people leave, like I just
Speaker 3: want to start a family. I want to leave bringing
Speaker 3: new people who are fresh and have new ideas. Something
Speaker 3: cool might happen. But it's not typically the case. The
Speaker 3: White chap of One though, isn't. It's kind of an
Speaker 3: anomaly because their new album is they're like, oh, we wanna,
Speaker 3: you know, go and put some really heavy shit out
Speaker 3: and really something that's pretty gnarly and.
Speaker 1: And and kind of like spooky, you know, and it
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 3: It's it was a very good album. But I also
Speaker 3: don't listen to I don't listen to that music that
Speaker 3: heavy that much anymore. It's more in passing where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is really good, but uh, maybe when the gems on,
Speaker 3: when it's time to like kind of go a little
Speaker 3: harder or something. But anyway, I don't have many examples either.
Speaker 4: I can think of one that maybe I would have like,
Speaker 4: and that was probably like Lincoln Park maybe had you know,
Speaker 4: assuming what had happened what happened did not happen. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it would have been interesting because I didn't think that
Speaker 4: Chester was like washed or something.
Speaker 1: I just felt like the direction was kind of weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they could have easily I think I thought
Speaker 4: course directed or did something completely different that would have
Speaker 4: spoke to their talents.
Speaker 1: I agree with that actually.
Speaker 3: Totally, yeah, because that's actually a really good example of
Speaker 3: it seemed kind of like there's rumors that Mike Schanoda
Speaker 3: actually wanted to kick Chester out of the band and
Speaker 3: replace them with a woman anyway, and that's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it does seem insane, but I just based off of
Speaker 3: like knowing who Mike Shanoda is. He likes a lot
Speaker 3: of weird experimental stuff, and he's largely responsible for say,
Speaker 3: their last album being so different. Yeah, and Chester their
Speaker 3: previous album was a little bit on the more rocky,
Speaker 3: heavier side that I think that's what he more wanted.
Speaker 3: I still think those album was kind of ship that
Speaker 3: the Hunting Party whatever, it just didn't come out that well.
Speaker 3: It was a little undermixed. I like that song Final
Speaker 3: Masquerade is a pretty good song.
Speaker 1: I don't remember Hunting Party that it's there's a couple
Speaker 1: of so there's like there's a song that has the
Speaker 1: right No, that's Living Things, which I actually Living Things
Speaker 1: actually is.
Speaker 3: I really like that on a lot A lot of
Speaker 3: people were shitting on it. I think it is a
Speaker 3: fantastic album. Yeah, I will stand by that, like it
Speaker 3: might even be it's probably because I did a whole
Speaker 3: I hit. I did a whole my my favorite from
Speaker 3: uh from best or worse?
Speaker 1: I did that.
Speaker 4: That was me.
Speaker 1: He's like a Lincoln Park fiend, like I'm a it's weird.
Speaker 1: I'm like I am and then I'm not. It's I.
Speaker 3: I don't like outwardly, but I am A. I know
Speaker 3: all the records. I definitely Uh.
Speaker 1: There are a thousand Sons, twints and album that's to me.
Speaker 3: That was the weakest one. That was another experimental album
Speaker 3: where there was no electric guitars in it.
Speaker 1: What was the big one on that one? Do you remember?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: One of them? Uh? So this is nothing end and
Speaker 1: it's just the beginning. What's that song? Something at this speed?
Speaker 1: Like wow, that doesn't sound alright. I'm the something that
Speaker 1: takes to move on weird? No no, no, no like
Speaker 1: that or something. Yeah, yeah, it's so happy. It's such
Speaker 1: a happy song.
Speaker 3: There's one other single on that and I can't remember
Speaker 3: what it is, but uh yeah, A thousand Suns is
Speaker 3: one of that. There's a pretty good hip hop song
Speaker 3: on there that Mike on that one or no, no,
Speaker 3: that one's uh, that's mind.
Speaker 1: It's a midnight okay, good Miss Midnight I loved Miss
Speaker 1: Midnight is a great out. It's sick. That's a great
Speaker 1: car song. Specifically, dude, that's a good karaoke song.
Speaker 4: It's so fun, Like I remember we be and Jalen said,
Speaker 4: were bumping that on on our road quite a bit.
Speaker 3: Hanging it page and every line throwing up something shun
Speaker 3: going out of my fucking mind fifthy mouth.
Speaker 1: No, it's fun man places to hang this news. I
Speaker 1: I'm actually I I think.
Speaker 3: I think because you know, a lot of people try
Speaker 3: to rate like where's Mike Schanotte as far as like
Speaker 3: rappers goes? And I I feel like he's never been
Speaker 3: one of those people that he's like, oh, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to prove that I'm really good at rapping.
Speaker 1: No, he just he would know.
Speaker 3: He knows his role and stays in his place. And
Speaker 3: I feel like when he did that side project fort
Speaker 3: Minor to really show like what like his creative mind,
Speaker 3: and I really appreciate it because to me it's not
Speaker 3: as like a rapper, but just as here's somebody who
Speaker 3: really understands music and really knows how to make some
Speaker 3: cool ship. Like I know it's gay ass. The ten percent,
Speaker 3: pussy fifty percent, come a pussy come fifteen percent.
Speaker 1: Reason. You remember my Cone.
Speaker 3: Remember, remember I know that song like went like ultra viral.
Speaker 3: Even it was even the theme of the NBA when
Speaker 3: it came out and stuff like that, so.
Speaker 1: It was true. It was like good for him sus
Speaker 1: that song. Remember, it's not a bad song. That song
Speaker 1: is stupid as ship, but I do like it. I
Speaker 1: just think it's silly. It's like numbers and emotion. It's numbers.
Speaker 4: It's like, that's such a weird that's such an insane
Speaker 4: criticis it's not bad. I don't think that's the best
Speaker 4: song even by Club by a margin, but like it's fun.
Speaker 4: Like I for some reason, I know every line of
Speaker 4: that song and I definitely did not listen to it
Speaker 4: that crazy.
Speaker 1: I can remember most of it if it comes on,
Speaker 1: but right now, like I'm kind of drawing a blank
Speaker 1: for a lot of it. But I know there there.
Speaker 1: That album's really good though.
Speaker 3: If you listen to album, there's a song on there
Speaker 3: that I thought I remember when it first came out.
Speaker 3: I thought Chester was on it, this song called Red
Speaker 3: the Black. It's one of the it's one of the
Speaker 3: louder Yeah, yeah, I thought Chester was singing on it.
Speaker 1: It's not him. Yeah, who the fuck is it? It's
Speaker 1: like some I couldn't he tell you.
Speaker 4: I have no idea who I remember, though, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't think similar dying's good.
Speaker 1: Away let the pain. I was like, that's I was like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, Chester, of course he would do out put
Speaker 1: it deeper in your fucking wait because I'm gay, because
Speaker 1: I'm fucking gay. Out put it deeper because I'm fucking gay,
Speaker 1: because I'm fucking gay. I'm fucking yeah. Here lots of
Speaker 1: penis in every rhyme, throwing up and let whatever point
Speaker 1: the point is, I don't wing out of my fucking mind.
Speaker 1: Filthy cock, no excuse, filthy cock, no excuse, that's the
Speaker 1: filthy cocks stroking dudes. Yeah. I mean, if we were
Speaker 1: really trying to kill, are we gonna cover that one?
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so. Up up, I
Speaker 1: love that ship.
Speaker 4: I think, uh yeah, I don't know, man. I think
Speaker 4: licking Park is my assumption for what that answer would
Speaker 4: have been, generally speaking, because the stuff they're putting on
Speaker 4: now is actual. I was like, damn, it would have
Speaker 4: been nice to hear Chester on this. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 4: like Chester on it would have been sick and some
Speaker 4: of it's not too bad really kind of like whatever.
Speaker 3: That I don't know if it's called I just know
Speaker 3: the course keeps saying up from the bottom from I
Speaker 3: actually really liked that song.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I was like, damn, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you bitch, bitch, that would have been good.
Speaker 1: Here they did too recently one of them.
Speaker 4: I was like, eh, the other one, that one, I
Speaker 4: thought it was a pretty solid that sounded like an
Speaker 4: old Lincoln Park song, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Okay, sick damn exactly, Yeah, it's exactly what I thought,
Speaker 1: so like it.
Speaker 4: Based on that alone, I just kind of feel like
Speaker 4: that would be my answer. But like as far as
Speaker 4: like most of the bands that I like, generally they're
Speaker 4: either retired or like it's very clear that like they're done,
Speaker 4: or you know, everything's just kind of okay. Espe reason
Speaker 4: I say this like, there's been three Rise Against singles
Speaker 4: in the last couple of months. Two of them I
Speaker 4: do I just don't like straight up, and then the
Speaker 4: most recent one is okay.
Speaker 1: I just like damn.
Speaker 4: They had a pretty good run in my opinion, and
Speaker 4: I guess there's a whole album. They've always been terrible
Speaker 4: at picking singles. I think, like every time they pick
Speaker 4: a single, I'm like, why is this the singles?
Speaker 1: It's like the only time.
Speaker 4: They've ever got it right, I think because dude, even
Speaker 4: like Savior wasn't one of their singles was No, which
Speaker 4: is crazy because it's like so clearly obviously a single.
Speaker 4: If I've ever heard a single from them, it's obviously Savior.
Speaker 4: But like so maybe maybe they're just like still ship
Speaker 4: at that, but I don't know, I'm just kind of thinking, like, damn,
Speaker 4: all right, this is gonna be the one.
Speaker 1: That I'm just like not into it all.
Speaker 4: Very few and Wolves was kind of like poorly mixed
Speaker 4: that I liked it because I could see, like, all right,
Speaker 4: this just needs a mix, a remix, but like it
Speaker 4: was a solid one.
Speaker 1: But that artists like it's hard, right because usually it's
Speaker 1: just the natural progression. Most of the artists I like
Speaker 1: are like those of the artis I like are also dead.
Speaker 1: That's there is that because I like a lot of
Speaker 1: old like.
Speaker 4: I don't know, weird shit. I guess maybe the new
Speaker 4: Frank Sinatra sucks. But Mac was only getting better because
Speaker 4: Mack he left his whole college boy era of music,
Speaker 4: mac mill and he started like experimental with like and.
Speaker 1: Then he overdoes on like peanut butter ready a peanut? Yeah,
Speaker 1: over the really bad that ship was. That's one of
Speaker 1: the few times I've cried for a famous person. Man,
Speaker 1: they're silent. Kill I think I cried for Michael and
Speaker 1: I cried for him. Gonna kill mac Miller. He had
Speaker 1: an album left to make too, man, he had one
Speaker 1: of my mom left to make. Man. Then fucking what's
Speaker 1: her face started sucking SpongeBob. Yeah. They were already broken
Speaker 1: up well before he died. Well for you do you
Speaker 1: know that? You know that it was public? Why the
Speaker 1: she cares about him dying? They still dated? This stupid
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get as soon as I break up and
Speaker 1: people don't exist. Are you know what's crazy? You know
Speaker 1: it's the craziest thing. So big, Sean May, I don't
Speaker 1: funk with you. For the girl from Glee, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, he made a song for her, girl
Speaker 1: from I thought it was all the girl that played
Speaker 1: he was all gay guys. Yeah, so so from Her
Speaker 1: name was Santana. He made the song for her, her
Speaker 1: character and Na he made the song for her and
Speaker 1: then she ended up dying. In real life, she ended
Speaker 1: up dying because her son they went kayaking this her
Speaker 1: son fell in the water and almost drowned, and she
Speaker 1: saved her son. Then she ding, but she saved her
Speaker 1: son se and then and then Sean's and then Big
Speaker 1: Sean's like another one. Yeah that's kind and yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys have kids. It was like, I still you, but
Speaker 1: it's really sad. He's like that, he said afterwards, You've
Speaker 1: got to be made it. He was like, I really
Speaker 1: am not appreciated, like the fact I made that. It's
Speaker 1: such a fucking petty thing to do and I don't
Speaker 1: like it. And then now that she's died, he's like,
Speaker 1: obviously I have to remember that the last the biggest
Speaker 1: thing probably put out of her existence ever is me
Speaker 1: making this stupid fucking song about not being cool with
Speaker 1: her after he broke up. And this is that's really sad.
Speaker 1: It's weird that people. Yeah, I don't know, is he
Speaker 1: does he bring up with somebody that leave it alone? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: away got they got nasty, but like it shouldn't have
Speaker 1: got that nasty in the first place. It's extremely It's like, bro,
Speaker 1: like what first of all, you said this girl from Glee.
Speaker 1: Most people I know who Big Sean is, and I
Speaker 1: imagine way more people know who Big Sean is than
Speaker 1: Carlos Santana, whatever the fuck you said from the Glee.
Speaker 1: It's just really shitting because that's like, that's this unfortunate
Speaker 1: thing to have, you know, Yeah, because because you obviously
Speaker 1: when you break up with people when you're mad, you
Speaker 1: act out of emotion, not thinking about what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Obviously you said her name Santana, her name, I forgot
Speaker 1: her real name. But it's really sad. She saved her
Speaker 1: kid at least, and that's a good it's a good,
Speaker 1: good way to go out, man, if you're going out,
Speaker 1: that's the best way to know.
Speaker 4: What's good about it is that it's a good ad
Speaker 4: for that that political party that like, uh, they really
Speaker 4: hate kayaks.
Speaker 1: They're really opposed to kayaking. Yeah, the uh the Anti
Speaker 1: Seething Kayaking Crew or whatever, Kayaking Crow of America. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly right. Yeah, they're good. Yeah, oh no, no, it's
Speaker 1: crazy that they don't have a majority in the House.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: It's it's after that event. I figure that would have
Speaker 1: really boosted them, that really would have. Yeah, but her
Speaker 1: name is Naya Era. Yeah, she died in twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: really fucking yeah. Yeah, there's another guy that died in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty from saving his son from riptide. It was
Speaker 1: a wrestler at the man. The ocean was on something.
Speaker 1: Water was on the ship. Yeah. Water. Water was like
Speaker 1: water was demonic.
Speaker 4: During That's crazy. That was like the water was like
Speaker 4: in the basement, like practicing.
Speaker 1: Like day in, day out, like my time going pro
Speaker 1: like odd way too easy to drown. COVID hit with COVID,
Speaker 1: COVID and fucking water just had a bad water. It's
Speaker 1: like we're gonna kill actors. COVID and big water, just
Speaker 1: the unification water. You son up a bitch. Oh Man, COVID,
Speaker 1: you sun up a bitch. I'm in. That's crazy. COVID
Speaker 1: and water, the water, COVID boot and then I'm in.
Speaker 1: I love Predator. I love that movie so much. Predator.
Speaker 4: It's a fantastic Is that the one of the doctor
Speaker 4: disrespect movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of them. I mean he's definitely a Predator. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like how no one has heard from him in forever.
Speaker 4: I feel like I haven't seen him trending at all.
Speaker 1: Did he finally retreat on the ground again. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like he's probably still streaming, but he's probably
Speaker 4: streaming for like an army of like fucking masturbating in cells.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: He probably is streaming. What didn't he what happened when
Speaker 3: he was saying, wasn't he saying something like I got you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like like he was he was pretending like he planned
Speaker 4: it all out. By the way, can we just like
Speaker 4: get Luisy K back in here? Like and as he's
Speaker 4: un sorry while we're at it, like there's a bunch
Speaker 4: of people. I think we went fucking way overboard with
Speaker 4: a lot of this ship.
Speaker 1: I think it's ridiculous. Louis louis still and I think
Speaker 1: it's still weird. I don't think so really, I don't
Speaker 1: think masturbated front of people is weird. No, it's it's weird,
Speaker 1: but like it's not Harvey Weinstein to me, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like they're level there's levels to this ship.
Speaker 1: Can I be like to be real?
Speaker 3: To me, it sounds more like a like a kink
Speaker 3: shame thing because I'm like, well, how the fun else
Speaker 3: is he supposed to a like how do you do
Speaker 3: it without asking.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's like if you think
Speaker 1: if you did it without asking, that would be that
Speaker 1: would change it entirely. He's not a villain. Think that's
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. He's not a villain.
Speaker 3: So it's you can think it's weird all you want,
Speaker 3: But I think there's a lot of like some some
Speaker 3: guy wearing Levegan his ball stepped on. I think it's
Speaker 3: fucking crazy. But it's none of my fucking business. If
Speaker 3: you've fo that is private, would have been private.
Speaker 1: Like what are you saying? My brain just can't rationalize
Speaker 1: asking people that, Like, that's something again with the person
Speaker 1: that gets his ball stepped and has to ask the
Speaker 1: fucking domination to do it. I understand Derek, when I'm
Speaker 1: trying to state, is that the fact that people came
Speaker 1: this show. He was chilling in the back room and
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, you guys matter if I take my
Speaker 1: dick out of Jack. But you guys, man, that is
Speaker 1: where my eyes.
Speaker 3: First of all, the way your framing is kind of hilarious.
Speaker 3: That's like you're away like they're in the green room. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, that's what I felt like it was.
Speaker 1: That is it that is stupid.
Speaker 3: They are in a private probably in their hotel, drunk,
Speaker 3: fucked up, and he's like, hey, you know, I got
Speaker 3: an idea, just.
Speaker 1: Like Sarah Silvan talked about it. So we have like
Speaker 1: Sarah's ovan to somebody who was like, yeah, so there'd
Speaker 1: be some times I'd be cool, then there's other times
Speaker 1: that I'll get the fuck away from me, and like
Speaker 1: so that was their dynamic. Craziest, but I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think it is though, because there's so many
Speaker 4: crazier things.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, but it's not like it go away forever.
Speaker 1: C it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not stuff that, especially not in the context of
Speaker 4: what we know now about everything, like give me a break,
Speaker 4: let me let me give.
Speaker 1: You the venture lines of like, oh you're not a villain,
Speaker 1: but that's let me give you an example was that
Speaker 1: like here's the here's a clear difference to me. So
Speaker 1: Luicyk is asking to do this thing and it can
Speaker 1: be uncomfortable, but he asked that's what you're ssed to do.
Speaker 3: You can shut it down, and you can also have
Speaker 3: the right to be like, I don't want to work
Speaker 3: with this guy anymore because I just feel uncomfortable, even
Speaker 3: though he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: He literally asked, there's that's that you're supposed to do that,
Speaker 1: that's you're supposed to ask. Now, here's the thing. There's different.
Speaker 1: Brian Callen would pull his dick out, like, so, what
Speaker 1: was her name?
Speaker 3: Whitney Cummings for example, Winnie Cummings and Brian Collen would
Speaker 3: be in the car and then he just whip his
Speaker 3: dick out and she's like, oh, like and she's talking
Speaker 3: about on a podcast years ago. This is probably like,
Speaker 3: you know, ten years ago, sixteen years ago, and they're like,
Speaker 3: that's kind of crazy, like you're just doing that, and
Speaker 3: they're all kind of having a laugh about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm like, this guy is this is the guy like, no,
Speaker 3: here he is, You're you're pulling your dick out un solicited.
Speaker 1: I understand that one there. These things are inherently different
Speaker 1: because of the nature of him asking in the first place.
Speaker 1: I still think that's crazy to even have the idea
Speaker 1: to ask, but said I think that's not what the conversations.
Speaker 1: I'm not condemning him, it just doesn't need to be
Speaker 1: said because none of us are into that ship. So
Speaker 1: of course, it's crazy. I'm not, you know, like a villain.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say that. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's a bad person exactly for that.
Speaker 4: I think that I just think he's too I just
Speaker 4: think the what he did versus where he is now
Speaker 4: versus combined also with just his skill as a comedian,
Speaker 4: I think it's crazy. He's definitely just one of the
Speaker 4: better ones. And he's just ostracized for this thing that
Speaker 4: was like really cringing weird, but not nearly as much
Speaker 4: as like people. The people are around still, people are
Speaker 4: around still on like the biggest fucking podcast of the world.
Speaker 1: We already we know some of the other comedians that
Speaker 1: got away with some of the craziest ship. Actually, Crystal
Speaker 1: he is out there doing shows. Yeah, excuse me.
Speaker 3: Joe Joey has been on the podcast talking about the
Speaker 3: stuff that he would do, like openers, like the stuff
Speaker 3: that he would do to girls, and he would be
Speaker 3: laughing about it, and then all of a sudden, you
Speaker 3: trying to say he was joking, You aren't joking. The
Speaker 3: culture of a lot of those scum bags, we're doing
Speaker 3: horrible things.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Brendan shab started getting into that culture even though he's
Speaker 3: not a comedian, but he still got into the culture
Speaker 3: and started trying to like fuck all the girls. You know,
Speaker 3: he's married, you know, and they all knew it, and
Speaker 3: he's still trying to fuck all of them. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're gross.
Speaker 1: Get away, you know, hetting this while we're talking about
Speaker 1: right now, brain weird, brain weird. It's just like your
Speaker 1: brain has lobes loser.
Speaker 3: And the one thing that's interesting is in Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: He I can only imagine the type of stuff because
Speaker 3: he's in the same culture. And the only time we
Speaker 3: got a glimpse of it was on OPI and Anthony
Speaker 3: where his ex girlfriend called in the show and was
Speaker 3: just talking about the reason why they broke up and
Speaker 3: stuff because he was a complete unfaithful scumbag, like when
Speaker 3: it came to that. So they were talking about that.
Speaker 3: It got a little bit heated, but also a little
Speaker 3: bit respectful. It's like by guns, be by guns. But
Speaker 3: it's just like, yeah, even Joe Rogan can't keep his
Speaker 3: dick in his pants. And then I don't know, I
Speaker 3: don't know you expect him to, dude, Brendan shop hold on,
Speaker 3: I just want I got what if it is his
Speaker 3: point because Brendan shawb makes posed him one time, you know,
Speaker 3: yes he did. He had to cut this part out
Speaker 3: of the podcast because he was saying he's like man
Speaker 3: like bald dudes be slanging dick man like talking about
Speaker 3: like cheating. He basically was like in any way, Dana
Speaker 3: Why and Joe Rogan were like just fucking all these bitches,
Speaker 3: like they're both married, and it was like, hey, man married, Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 3: he's married. He is married to a ginger woman and
Speaker 3: has has has kids.
Speaker 1: And she's really out of the spotlight that Yeah, he
Speaker 1: specifically keeps them out like he makes it.
Speaker 3: And I wish I knew whose kids were just because
Speaker 3: I want to desperately know how they feel about their dad.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, the guy that I've known my whole
Speaker 3: life that's been like a normal person and then versus
Speaker 3: when he turned into post COVID. I would love to
Speaker 3: know what they because it's like elon must kids, we
Speaker 3: we know how they feel about the DA.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean, That's what they're shocking about it, right.
Speaker 4: I thought he was just single straight up because I
Speaker 4: was just like, how do you keep how is this?
Speaker 4: How do you keep all that under I think you though,
Speaker 4: I think he no, not anymore. They were young forever ago.
Speaker 1: Yeahbsolutely, I remember that the stand up and he's mentioned
Speaker 1: one of them was like about six or seven. Dude,
Speaker 1: think one of them is. He might've had a new kid,
Speaker 1: but like the kids that he had like growing up.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about, like say, when he was probably because
Speaker 3: he's in his fifties now, he's probably like on the
Speaker 3: like late fifties now, probably fifty six. But I don't
Speaker 3: know how old he is now. But his daughter's got
Speaker 3: to be like probably at least the oldest one's got
Speaker 3: to be an adult. It's kind of like Burt Kreischer.
Speaker 3: He is fucking he as an adult kid now like
Speaker 3: one's eighteen, one's probably a teenager. I used to know
Speaker 3: who these people were, and then that there was just
Speaker 3: a part where like these guys are they suck? They
Speaker 3: all just unfortunately say. That's why I shout out to
Speaker 3: like Bill Burr, who just gained all this fucking prominence
Speaker 3: and then stayed exactly the same, because I imagine I'd
Speaker 3: be the same fucking way, Like if a bunch of
Speaker 3: money fell into my lap, I wouldn't turn into an
Speaker 3: untouchable retard.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's weird surround himself with
Speaker 1: people that challenge him. Though. I think the thing because
Speaker 1: I think Bill Burke could easily turn into a huge
Speaker 1: piece of shit. He's like because of how negative his name.
Speaker 1: He is a naturally really negative guy.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I think I think he's like somebody who grew up
Speaker 3: in Boston. But when you hear genuine like you listen
Speaker 3: to his Money Morning podcast, No.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's I think he's a positive
Speaker 1: person because of positive people being around him. I think
Speaker 1: like his wife genuinely keeps him in check being like
Speaker 1: too ridiculous. Yes, but he's around people, like people call
Speaker 1: him on his ship, you know, if he says something
Speaker 1: that's kind of dumb and he's like, that's kind of
Speaker 1: dumb and it's hight, but like why he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking I think he just don't understand, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of stupid. I know it's stupid, but I
Speaker 1: care about it.
Speaker 4: I think like like that where it's like I think
Speaker 4: he just knows his role more than other people, you know,
Speaker 4: like he just seems like like I love when he's
Speaker 4: on Joe Rogan. He's talking about like I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: listen to you. Yeah, you with no medical degree and
Speaker 4: me with no medical degree talk about you know, medical
Speaker 4: and ship, Like what are we doing? Yeah, he's self aware,
Speaker 4: I think, And that's what it is. Like a lot
Speaker 4: of a lot of people on that side just don't.
Speaker 1: Have the problem is that they want to be wearing
Speaker 1: letterman jackets when they should. They're not like the cool trend. No,
Speaker 1: I agree, agree with that whole hardly. And there the
Speaker 1: thing is that they can be a part of a
Speaker 1: movement because you know, there are people just to be
Speaker 1: willing to say what they wanted to be free. But
Speaker 1: like you're also just at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: not the smartest in the room. Well, they also just
Speaker 1: think make jokes about you.
Speaker 4: They also just think they're doing more than they're doing.
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 4: None of them would do what Carlin did and get
Speaker 4: arrested for saying the ship that he said on stage
Speaker 4: and do it. You know, yeah, they wouldn't under no circumstances.
Speaker 4: Andrew Schultz would not risk getting arrested to make a joke.
Speaker 1: I just show you fucking what was it? Who was
Speaker 1: he talking?
Speaker 3: I don't even Rember what he was talking to. He
Speaker 3: was like, I voted for Trunk because you're like he's cool,
Speaker 3: like the problems are cool now.
Speaker 1: He said, it's said I can't remember, and Pete was like, idiot, But.
Speaker 10: It's just like anybody imagine hearing someone say that, but
Speaker 10: hearing an adults say that, an adult with an adult
Speaker 10: comedian that's supposed to at least have a little bit
Speaker 10: more foresight than the average, and that's supposed.
Speaker 1: To be the at least the that's the facade. That's
Speaker 1: the facade.
Speaker 4: I think that's been completely dismatched over the last like
Speaker 4: six or seven years. That that, Oh, Comedians of the
Speaker 4: New Philosophers. Yeah right, I couldn't agree with you more. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Burt christ Is the New Philosopher. Yeah great, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah Brandon's job. Oh yeah, Rogan take a shower, Bert,
Speaker 4: how about that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how bad Joe Rogan's last stand up
Speaker 1: special was. Dude.
Speaker 4: It was next level terrible and I really people it
Speaker 4: made me actually think like, oh I should like I
Speaker 4: why did I stop doing because I did it for
Speaker 4: like I did three like open mics before like the
Speaker 4: week before the pandemic happen. Yeah, Yeah, and then I
Speaker 4: just kind of put it down and never picked it
Speaker 4: back up. Yeah, but like I thought, it was like,
Speaker 4: oh I could I could do way better than that.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan very easily.
Speaker 3: In fact, Bert Kreischer, Crystal Lea, a lot of those
Speaker 3: people in the Rogan Rogan sphere, and probably many others
Speaker 3: that you just don't see. Yeah, there is a there's people.
Speaker 3: There's people that have it right and they don't put
Speaker 3: much into their craft and they just float around. And
Speaker 3: there's people who have it and they fucking grind, like
Speaker 3: like the thing you think of a Carlon who fucking
Speaker 3: would like grind and put out a special.
Speaker 1: Every year and he was really writing and rewriting and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 3: And then you have people who fucking were kind of
Speaker 3: like Joe Rogan doesn't have it. He's not the only
Speaker 3: The only time people said that his mates when he
Speaker 3: was doing like Taekwondo Turners, he said he was funny,
Speaker 3: but he was never told outside of that that like,
Speaker 3: oh he's a comedian or he never thought he was funny.
Speaker 3: And then he just kind of got thrust it into
Speaker 3: it and he kept going Yeah and at a certain point.
Speaker 3: Now when you hear him talk, it's like he actually
Speaker 3: like he was one of those people that were, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: like I always knew I was funny or I'm that guy.
Speaker 3: And you can just tell, like the people who you've
Speaker 3: listened to a Carlin or anyone who's like I'm not
Speaker 3: saying like does stuff like him, but he's just genuine.
Speaker 3: Bill Burr would never just say like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: funny or I'm an important figure or you know when
Speaker 3: people talk like that.
Speaker 1: And it's like.
Speaker 4: It's it's one of the reasons I don't really like, uh,
Speaker 4: the way that Jerry Seinfeld carries himself. It's like really
Speaker 4: annoying and it's pompous.
Speaker 1: The problem with weird Jerry's nature.
Speaker 4: No, I know, like time, you know, there's there's a
Speaker 4: there's a transparency to it that I like, I'm weird
Speaker 4: about him because I like, I appreciate half of it
Speaker 4: and then the other have him like it's so annoying.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: How do you not understand that this is so off putting,
Speaker 4: But he's like he knows it and then he writes
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's weird. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: feel about she like his comedy.
Speaker 4: His comedy is weird because like I don't like it
Speaker 4: when he does it, but like I because I have
Speaker 4: a book of his like bits when I was like
Speaker 4: trying to figure out my own stuff and like trying
Speaker 4: to study, Like I was like, he's like one of
Speaker 4: the most successful people ever. He's got to be something here,
Speaker 4: and so I was like, he has like a book
Speaker 4: of his material, and this is a bunch of jokes
Speaker 4: that he writes, right, and a lot of them are
Speaker 4: like I could write this, or like you know, this
Speaker 4: is whatever, and then some of them are funny. But
Speaker 4: then I remember being like I didn't laugh at this
Speaker 4: when he did it, but I'm reading I'm reading it out,
Speaker 4: and I'm laughing at it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's weird really that funny. But he's
Speaker 1: more of a writer. I think he's like he's very
Speaker 1: clearly like that definitely says it right there. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I think he's.
Speaker 4: A writer with unbelievable confidence, like you know, like I
Speaker 4: wish I had even the vague.
Speaker 1: I think he can clearly obviously watching Seinfeld, he clearly
Speaker 1: can write. That's like clearly something he knows how to do.
Speaker 1: And I think that I respect his comedy Specials because
Speaker 1: of the fact that, like there's always a lesson to
Speaker 1: be told about in his comedy. His comedy you like,
Speaker 1: he always has something that he says that like, oh
Speaker 1: that is like that's like a good piece of advice period,
Speaker 1: you know, is it?
Speaker 4: I don't think I never got that out of He
Speaker 4: just cares about a joke. I think I think I
Speaker 4: think there was ever a message behind anything.
Speaker 1: I think I think the whole skateboarding thing he did
Speaker 1: was objectively like a skateboarding He's like the idea of
Speaker 1: like watching skateboarder skateboard and fall down and get back
Speaker 1: up and having that be like the perfect mentality for
Speaker 1: existing in the world is like you're going to get
Speaker 1: knocked down, but you it's your choice to stand up
Speaker 1: and try it again or just not do it. What's
Speaker 1: the morality behind the pop Tart bit. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know the whole pop Tart I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think he cares about the craft of a joke
Speaker 4: and I respect that, although he's like a really sinister
Speaker 4: person in my view, Yeah, he's so clearly as Zionist,
Speaker 4: and it's like I get it because you're you and
Speaker 4: you're this old Jewish guy, like you didn't really have
Speaker 4: a hope, but like at the same time, it's disappointing.
Speaker 3: It's like listening to Seth Rogan when he was talking
Speaker 3: about like I'm yeah, well because yeah, he's just like
Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. A lot of people like the way
Speaker 3: that we grew up in the way that we what
Speaker 3: we were taught. Hear everybody here, Sam Seeter and anyone,
Speaker 3: they're like, the way that we were taught, they left
Speaker 3: out everything, right, Yeah, So like you can't expect them
Speaker 3: to think a certain a different way until they actually
Speaker 3: learn later on they're like, damn, we were lied to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I guess that's religion in a nutshell in
Speaker 1: that country. That's true, you know, like not to validate
Speaker 1: what they're doing, but imagine understanding understand.
Speaker 4: Seth Organ's almost like the reverse for me, We're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you like because he could have easily been like a
Speaker 4: bro you know, like I could have easily seen him
Speaker 4: going into like a you know that direction, and so
Speaker 4: it's cool that he he didn't, and it's cool that
Speaker 4: like he seems to his value, seem to align with
Speaker 4: the things that I think are valuable. But also you
Speaker 4: couldn't pay me to respect him, like I like on
Speaker 4: the grounds of like is he funny?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like I'm those grounds like as a person, like shirt,
Speaker 4: whatever I have I have. I really don't think he's
Speaker 4: funny at all I have. He's the least funny person
Speaker 4: in most of his projects. I enough of his stuff
Speaker 4: to where i'm he I haven't seen the studio yet.
Speaker 1: To me, he's like the the Toefer Grace of that
Speaker 1: seventy show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's he's like I think he's I think
Speaker 3: he's an important piece. But I do like his supporting cast,
Speaker 3: Like whenever people around him, there's a lot of supporting
Speaker 3: casts are like a lot more than him specifically, like
Speaker 3: say when he's carrying a movie himself, like say, what
Speaker 3: was it observed report?
Speaker 1: If you ever seen that movie?
Speaker 3: No, it didn't really hit for me, you know, But
Speaker 3: like when he has like a cast supporting around him,
Speaker 3: like there's a Zach and Maury if you ever seen
Speaker 3: that movie. Actually, I really enjoyed that movie as a dumb,
Speaker 3: retarded comedy. And and the people that he has around him,
Speaker 3: like like Craig Robinson and.
Speaker 1: Craig Robinson were together. Is fucking funny.
Speaker 3: You know, he's great. Like to me, it's like that guy.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see him in more roles. But I
Speaker 3: think he's just like I'm comfortable being like supporting and
Speaker 3: so yeah, I think he writes really well. I think
Speaker 3: he is more uh Rogan is more of a writer
Speaker 3: than he is just I think I like a lot
Speaker 3: of his projects, So I respect him a lot.
Speaker 1: More than like he gets involved in ship that's like
Speaker 1: passion projects of like nurture, and I respect that someone.
Speaker 1: Oh I got I got famous, and I love these
Speaker 1: things and they helped me figure out the foundation of
Speaker 1: how I am as a person. So I want people
Speaker 1: to see them. And I like that. I like that
Speaker 1: he does that. You know, sure that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like a decent person.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just laugh really bothered laugh really like I.
Speaker 4: Remember I used to think it was kind of funny
Speaker 4: and then it just got really old really quick, and
Speaker 4: now I like it's grading to me, Like I really
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 1: Bothered donkey can't have that laugh made laugh that was
Speaker 1: like here's I hated it. It's like sounds like he's
Speaker 1: like just choking on several cocks. Dude, I mean I
Speaker 1: guess like like imagine his throat. That's not a sound
Speaker 1: like he's like and then somebody it's like laughing with
Speaker 1: cocks down your throat. So there you go. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: shout out Rogan, come on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe Rogan, come on loser.
Speaker 3: If I would, I would, I was gonna say I would.
Speaker 3: I would not fight Joe Rogan. I think he's a
Speaker 3: piece of steel, right.
Speaker 1: You would fight Joe Rogan and you would hit him.
Speaker 4: He's just he's literally just density, like he's just I
Speaker 4: don't even think he has bones anymore.
Speaker 1: I think he's just like a massive feet of just
Speaker 1: just matter, just raw rod dance. He's a fucking like
Speaker 1: a dwarf star. Like just look at that. Was like,
Speaker 1: you are so objectively test up out the fucking ass.
Speaker 3: He had the the HGH cut where he was like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I was just eating all this pasta and stuff,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, you're fucking in tested enlarged, like
Speaker 3: having large parts because you're taking HTS. That's why your
Speaker 3: head is way bigger than he used to be. But
Speaker 3: you know, it's just what happens that something that possible
Speaker 3: your head, Like if you want to see h a lane,
Speaker 3: we could go down one day, we could see HGH.
Speaker 1: People. Have you seen pre imposed Barry Bond? No, he hasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think who the even is that like one
Speaker 1: of the best, you know, the ultra roided Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. He's a drug drug guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, he's one of the best drug guys.
Speaker 3: Was he like a baseball player, He's one of.
Speaker 1: The he was he was in the era when when
Speaker 1: in testing stupid. Yeah, when I was growing up when
Speaker 1: baseball was a little bit exciting because he's he's from
Speaker 1: Martin McGuire, he's very bond. He's from he's from the
Speaker 1: pre Dominican era baseball. Okay, so he's back when it
Speaker 1: was just control of baseball and it was more likely
Speaker 1: for him to hit a home run than they hit
Speaker 1: a regular base hit.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: Because he was very average when he started off.
Speaker 3: And this is me not knowing that much about baseball,
Speaker 3: but I knew enough because I knew people that were
Speaker 3: into the Giants and stuff like that. The Giants blah
Speaker 3: blah blah people California teams and then uh. And then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he was much bigger.
Speaker 1: Saw his sophomore versus junior year is hitting fucking balls
Speaker 1: clearly out of there, like two parks over.
Speaker 4: Maybe he was like looking at YouTube tjorials, like he
Speaker 4: hit the ball so hard when he was like looking
Speaker 4: at YouTube tutorials, and he just got better. Now he's
Speaker 4: got way better how to hit home run, how to
Speaker 4: hit home run like.
Speaker 1: People think the Yankee, And he would wait in the
Speaker 1: water to hit to get his ball and the waters
Speaker 1: no water. Talking about like you saying, God, and I
Speaker 1: know he did it this way. They'd see it going
Speaker 1: and they would roll their boats where it is. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about like in the Hudson River, there's
Speaker 1: about rowing on land. There's no water near the stadium.
Speaker 1: That's what I know that, But like, what are you saying,
Speaker 1: is there there's no no, there's definitely not the original one.
Speaker 4: I thought the implication was that he would hit it
Speaker 4: so so far that it would in the river.
Speaker 1: It would end up near the end, up near the
Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty. That is fun. That is so that's more,
Speaker 1: that's so much crazy than I think. That's a spider
Speaker 1: man level feet. Actually, I don't eve think Spider Maker
Speaker 1: do that. Man. That's that's actually think. I think he
Speaker 1: can if he only focuses on throwing it really far,
Speaker 1: then he has to take a nap afterward. I really
Speaker 1: don't think.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's beyond Spider Man's capabilities. Honestly, I
Speaker 4: think it just wind.
Speaker 1: Was is it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: No, it's just you can talk, you know, and then
Speaker 1: you feel the wind. Spiders. Sweet, can't you see can't
Speaker 1: you see? Uh the Statue of Liberty from anyone in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's actually four million miles wide. Yeah yeah, sorry,
Speaker 4: uh not miles kilometers kilometers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have been ridiculous. That would have been stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been insane thing to say. I
Speaker 4: only barely know about Barry Bonds. The amount of shit
Speaker 4: that I know about sports is actually like phenomenally low,
Speaker 4: because I was so I was almost more interested in
Speaker 4: my disinterest of sports that I was just like, if
Speaker 4: I heard anything about it, I would actively like.
Speaker 1: Remember, Verry Bonds was crazy, it was a freak of nature,
Speaker 1: cares like. I was like, oh, these people, clearly that's
Speaker 1: like my brother. My brother was like that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, I couldn't. You couldn't.
Speaker 4: I think think it's like I just looked at them.
Speaker 4: It's like there's just okay, there's just people doing things.
Speaker 1: I cared about sports when I was younger. Then I
Speaker 1: got into video games. I stopped caring about sports as much.
Speaker 4: As much, but you cared. It's point I just I
Speaker 4: just waves to me.
Speaker 1: It's all waves.
Speaker 4: I like playing them, like I liked. I liked actively
Speaker 4: like playing I cared.
Speaker 1: About basketball for a little bit because of the Yankees.
Speaker 1: I played.
Speaker 4: N I cared again, and I was like, I played basketball,
Speaker 4: I played baseball, I played I didn't play football really.
Speaker 4: I played uh, you know, the kickball in the fucking
Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, I liked playing them. I just didn't
Speaker 4: care about other people who did. Like if somebody was like, oh,
Speaker 4: that guy's a famous guy who does this, I'm like, cool,
Speaker 4: we're just in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Why is he Why did he do that? You do
Speaker 1: that with his life where he's just playing this.
Speaker 4: I didn't love it, So I guess I didn't love
Speaker 4: sports enough to understand why anyone in their right mind
Speaker 4: would want to do it professionally. I understand that, but like,
Speaker 4: you know, you're a kid. You don't think you're not
Speaker 4: thinking about money at all?
Speaker 1: Butlers metrics on the money, dude, to.
Speaker 3: Play a game, But no, to me, it's it's watching
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, I love seeing humans do like really
Speaker 3: cool ship and uh, you've seen the watch War.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's cool. I don't think war's cool
Speaker 1: at all. War was cool. I think the act of
Speaker 1: war can be interesting sometimes.
Speaker 4: I think if we had like Ningja Warrior and we
Speaker 4: treated it like mega serious, like there's like a seer Rul,
Speaker 4: but like Ninja Warrior, I'd be into it because I'd
Speaker 4: be like, all right, see who's gonna survive this time?
Speaker 1: I want I'd want to see, like what what what
Speaker 1: nation could produce the most Ninja Warriors? I know what
Speaker 1: nation is probably gonna be, but don't say Israel. Oh
Speaker 1: all yeah, Ashkanasi is all three of the tribes and
Speaker 1: you're like twelve. I guess, technically, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know ship they're going to do the best
Speaker 3: because they have major have like a bunch of like
Speaker 3: real everybody's going to be practicing on like dummies and stuff.
Speaker 1: And like they have actual that is true. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: have bodies they have real bodies that they can practice on.
Speaker 1: I think the best, the nation that would do the
Speaker 1: best is obviously here because we cheat because we pulled
Speaker 1: from too many pools. But if we go from not that,
Speaker 1: I think it's probably like, I don't know what that's.
Speaker 1: We want to plan our Jamaicans, so probably Estonia shout
Speaker 1: shout out to the our goingans are there, like you're
Speaker 1: like watching Ninja Warrior then and welcome there going and it's.
Speaker 3: Like you never they might be some I feel like
Speaker 3: Russia's like priming them. They're not ready yet, and then
Speaker 3: they're gonna They're gonna just.
Speaker 1: The soft launch them. Yeah, the soft is crazy. That's
Speaker 1: the whole there's a whole point of this, really access
Speaker 1: he's distracting usacted because he's making a Gonian to walk
Speaker 1: off the street in Moscow right now. He's like hurry up.
Speaker 1: He's like, hurry up, they're almost ready. You need the
Speaker 1: Argonians now, like you need them they breathe under water.
Speaker 4: A couple.
Speaker 1: Do you have at least a couple that are ready
Speaker 1: to go? Yeah, just work everybody, stop what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Work on one. Everybody, work on one, all of the
Speaker 1: all of the all of you work on this one
Speaker 1: right now. I want it done by the end of
Speaker 1: the week. I'm serious, guys. I don't like raising my voice.
Speaker 1: I don't like my voice. I don't like I you know,
Speaker 1: I don't like raising my voice. You know, you know this.
Speaker 1: We've been at this for fifty four years.
Speaker 4: And four years you have this four years. Uh, and
Speaker 4: I just look, we just by the end of the week.
Speaker 4: We got to get it in Argonian out there.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm gonna say, take it or leave it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go if I'm back here in a week
Speaker 4: and there is no arging, and I don't I can't
Speaker 4: promise you that you'll still have a career.
Speaker 1: His eyes are wet, they're like version. He's not crying,
Speaker 1: but they're like when you're about yeah, like yelling at you. Guys.
Speaker 1: That's not the kind of person I am not. But
Speaker 1: we need at least a few Argonians asking question Scherhold
Speaker 1: is asking questions. And I want you guys to keep
Speaker 1: your jobs, all right, please please for me, he's well,
Speaker 1: he's genuinely emotional for me.
Speaker 4: For me.
Speaker 1: Good. Let's glatdy P.
Speaker 4: Let's get this last one and then we'll read the names,
Speaker 4: get on out of here. Fermented Pygmy wrote in Glad
Speaker 4: that scause if you found out that mosquitos are the
Speaker 4: are the creatures on the earth that constantly experience the
Speaker 4: most pleasure and actually have the most pleasurable lives, and
Speaker 4: they feel extreme pain when they die or don't eat,
Speaker 4: and they also more in they're dead, what would be
Speaker 4: your next move so you feel more? Yeah, this would
Speaker 4: not change how I feel about them at all. In fact,
Speaker 4: it would almost incentivize me to go out and hurt
Speaker 4: more of them.
Speaker 1: I agree. Actually, if if they had the intelligence to
Speaker 1: convey ideas, that's different. I'm not killing them, No, I'm
Speaker 1: still doing it.
Speaker 4: That's they would have to write me. They would have
Speaker 4: to write me. They would have to write I would
Speaker 4: have to watch it, write me a letter to ask
Speaker 4: me to not kill it. And if there's any fucking
Speaker 4: grammar mistake in at all, it's it's done.
Speaker 3: That's fair, Because me I would be less bread. I'd
Speaker 3: be Okay, you guys, uh, you guys, could he could
Speaker 3: have done this forever ago? I'd be really not about that, Like,
Speaker 3: why did you guys not tell us you could have
Speaker 3: We could have planned we could have made. Oh hey,
Speaker 3: these are gonna be your animals that you can feed
Speaker 3: off of. Here's your blood, here's all the stuff you need.
Speaker 3: Don't fuck with us humans. Yeah, no, you just decided
Speaker 3: to just do this. And then now you want to
Speaker 3: say something, No, they're all going to space.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about that too, But at every
Speaker 1: fucking mosquito and a and a SpaceX rocket along with
Speaker 1: Elon Musk in it.
Speaker 4: And then in fact, you know what it's actually really
Speaker 4: since it's actually really selfish on their port, on their part,
Speaker 4: because we've spent all this time killing them indiscriminately, and
Speaker 4: then suddenly they're like, JK, we had sentience. What you've
Speaker 4: done is you've you've it's actually not really my fault,
Speaker 4: but you've made me a monster.
Speaker 1: You've made me Israel.
Speaker 4: You've made me a monster through sheer ignorance. The only
Speaker 4: way that this can be okay is if you guys
Speaker 4: are no longer around period. You know, like I've you've
Speaker 4: got to be gone so that our conscience can remain intact.
Speaker 1: I believe you have to figure outing not what you
Speaker 1: guys are not with us anymore. I'm with separate, but
Speaker 1: not equal.
Speaker 4: Separate but not equal. Then I would say shalom and.
Speaker 1: I'd be bombing Mosquito hospital.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they take a hostage, they take they take one guy.
Speaker 4: They take one guy hostage, and they were just like
Speaker 4: we got to new kids. You've got the entire Sorry,
Speaker 4: you don't have a bunker buster on this mosquito nesty.
Speaker 1: You don't understand mosquito. I have the right to defend myself.
Speaker 1: What do you mean Mosquitos?
Speaker 4: You know, I just I hate them thoroughly. You know
Speaker 4: what's crazy about them too, is that there's what I love.
Speaker 4: I love this about them because it it is uh,
Speaker 4: they so deserve this. There are smaller mosquitoes, do you
Speaker 4: know about this mosquito that like do what mosquitoes do
Speaker 4: to us, to them so like not only are they
Speaker 4: like the most disgusting piece of shit type of bug
Speaker 4: in the world, but they also have to they have
Speaker 4: to contend with themselves as well.
Speaker 1: They also actively I love that commit the same sin
Speaker 1: they commit. I love that they have to be like,
Speaker 1: damn a mosquito.
Speaker 4: I love that a mosquito has to be like fuck
Speaker 4: a mosquito bit me.
Speaker 1: That's awesome to me. That's so annoying. It's funny. It's funny,
Speaker 1: but also it's like they so deserve it. Man, what God,
Speaker 1: Why God why? I feel like they're really unfortunately. I
Speaker 1: feel like, unfortunately, they're really important to fucking the fucking biomes.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that. I haven't heard that argument yet.
Speaker 1: To be honest, i've not heard that argum. Even when
Speaker 1: you just made it, I didn't hear it. I feel
Speaker 1: they probably are. I feel like I feel like they're
Speaker 1: like a really important argument for roaches.
Speaker 3: I've heard argument, I've heard I've not heard arguments from mosquitos,
Speaker 3: and it might exist. But I am actually I'm with
Speaker 3: him as soon as someone's like, oh, actually, I'm I
Speaker 3: immediately I don't.
Speaker 1: I'd listened to him, but I still choose not to
Speaker 1: respect it. That's crazy. And the guy that's giving forgiving
Speaker 1: it like if a dog starts a dog start talking
Speaker 1: about all you guys could vote, you go, you go.
Speaker 4: Wait a second, this guy's advocating for mosquitoes and it's
Speaker 4: a mosquito underneath. It's like fifty million mosquitoes, like shape.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a big mosquito. The idea of
Speaker 1: one the idea of one size mosquitos crazy it's like.
Speaker 4: Ogie boogie or like the yah. Yeah, like the Men
Speaker 4: of Black Bug. Man, I think right, No, the Men
Speaker 4: of Black Buck was one big bug, right yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's more like that's awesome, But anyway.
Speaker 1: Boogie like kind of look like you know clan Yeah
Speaker 1: of course, yeah, esperson. When I saw him when I
Speaker 1: was six, you.
Speaker 3: Thought he was Did you see that one? Uh did
Speaker 3: you see the guy Universal or whatever in Disney or Disney?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry, we're going there. I'm going to Halloween time
Speaker 1: to see it again. I love that ship. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but it was there. And do you see his pussy?
Speaker 1: Remember that? Wait? What do you have? I can find
Speaker 1: it real fast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please find It's really fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like he just got a pussy claws
Speaker 1: like a pinch right where are you saying? So you're
Speaker 1: saying he's got like a like a throbbing wet volva
Speaker 1: on display, like just practically you can see the little
Speaker 1: you see a little horn on it too. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's insane. I just left this cool ass dude next
Speaker 1: to him. Pussy that is that is.
Speaker 4: That is so fucking unfortunate. Man, they did not look
Speaker 4: at that closely at all. Man, holy ship.
Speaker 2: Pussy pussy, Redsy, pussy bugy pussy for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is fucking heinous. Oh man, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm shaking my pussy is really why you're joking? You're joking.
Speaker 1: I can't believe my pussy. Fuck shout out the ugly
Speaker 1: boogie man his voice actor to fucking amazing, Amaze. You've
Speaker 1: gotta be this can't be the right guy. He's pussy,
Speaker 1: he's ugly. I think I'm gonna die, dude, I really
Speaker 1: love I love that movie. Remember for a pussy is great?
Speaker 4: All right, let's read the names of our twenty five
Speaker 4: dollars and up patrons. They ride in to uh change
Speaker 4: their names to all sorts of bullshit to make me
Speaker 4: say it at the end of the show. So if
Speaker 4: you want to participate, go on over there, and they
Speaker 4: responsibly spend your twenty five dollars to toss us a
Speaker 4: toss us a haypenny or two.
Speaker 1: Yes, sure, man, Yeah, these are your twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: in the well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, fucking make me say heinous shit that
Speaker 4: will no doubt haunt me when I have kids.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's go ahead you won't you have a pussy.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Oh, because you can still have kids.
Speaker 4: That's almost specifically like you know that's true. I got
Speaker 4: rid of it. I sold it at a garage sale.
Speaker 1: He sold it to my my doctor, the seven Loman doctor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's he incanted at me, and I was like,
Speaker 4: just take it, just take I don't want no trouble man.
Speaker 1: He's whereas he had a stepthoscope on. He puts his
Speaker 1: hand in there, he put his handed and he unlatches
Speaker 1: it and pulls it out.
Speaker 3: Bro, Why would people react if you if you were
Speaker 3: appear to be almost like you just stand in front
Speaker 3: of the raups right, begging for chains, but you have
Speaker 3: a lab coat and a stethoscope.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting social experiment. But the lap cooats gotta
Speaker 1: be a little dirty, Yeah, gotta be a little dirty,
Speaker 1: but like way cleaner than it should. Like it's a
Speaker 1: little just a little spot just to give the appearance
Speaker 1: that you're homeless.
Speaker 4: But yeah, still it actually looks like a crisp lab
Speaker 4: coat outside of like very specific sections that look intentionally
Speaker 4: like it's almost painted to be dirty, Like there's not
Speaker 4: even an effort to make it feel like it's a
Speaker 4: real relation. It's like, you know what it's got, he's
Speaker 4: got like it's like pictures of stains taped to the
Speaker 4: lab coat.
Speaker 1: Fucking dumb. So much effort that just putting dirt on
Speaker 1: the fucking lab coat. I can't do any my lap
Speaker 1: coop spiriting. Change means a lot to me, and give you.
Speaker 1: It would mean a lot to me. Give you an
Speaker 1: exam for some change. Prostate exam exam can form the
Speaker 1: prostate exam first, in that order. I won't wash my hands.
Speaker 1: The guy goes like, wow, this is a great deal,
Speaker 1: his eyes crusting up as it's his eyes are red.
Speaker 1: His eyes look like a pie. It looks like strusel.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, man, holy shit. Anyway down three two one, right,
Speaker 4: the Jewish blood banker left me anemic. Uh Delta Gamma
Speaker 4: King Dad coming on.
Speaker 1: Those slutty little beatles.
Speaker 4: Obama pointing at somebody and just saying paste before they disappear.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yesterday, what is that? Remember?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 4: We were at a we were at a friend of
Speaker 4: ours place and somebody brought over like a modded Nintendo
Speaker 4: switch with with all sorts of like I think it
Speaker 4: was like a moded smash brothers and who was who
Speaker 4: was Obama? Like?
Speaker 1: What was the uh captain he had?
Speaker 4: Like it was like fully modeled and everything, and he
Speaker 4: had his voice lines inity What did he say true?
Speaker 4: I don't know why he kept saying true? There was
Speaker 4: like the least quotable true. Let me be I feel like,
Speaker 4: let me be clear with it in the obvious. But uh,
Speaker 4: that was fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Did he have any of the ones from that fucking
Speaker 1: audio book?
Speaker 4: Oh, that would be a great place to pull from you,
Speaker 4: my bitch nigga, he said in their own damn fries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Obama said that he has there's.
Speaker 3: An audio book that's read by him and Lisa Simpson
Speaker 3: of yo, what yeah? Why the voice actor?
Speaker 1: What is that combination of people?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, but like the chickens, Like it's
Speaker 3: sounds like Lisa Simpson and Obamber.
Speaker 1: Bitch nigga. And then what's the other one? He says,
Speaker 1: Now you know that guy ain't ship. It's a great one.
Speaker 4: That's like Vladimir Putin doing a thing with like fucking
Speaker 4: I don't know, Christian or something like literally, I'm.
Speaker 1: Alex always have a collab. Yeah that guy, didn't you like,
Speaker 1: how happened to that guy? I think he came back again.
Speaker 4: I think he tried to. I think he's making so ship.
Speaker 3: Oh he like he went away from long time to
Speaker 3: everyone stop caring. Yeah, and then I mean the idea
Speaker 3: is just a power through it.
Speaker 4: Really if you're if you do shitty stuff, yeah, don't
Speaker 4: acknowledge it. And then and then I think he had
Speaker 4: like an like a like a rebuttal video and I
Speaker 4: watched some of it, but it just kind of didn't
Speaker 4: strike me as uh, I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: Whatever, I'm Alex. A rebuttal could even say it was Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, there's no real crime, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: it's not, or at least as far as I know,
Speaker 4: like maybe there was like a battery or something like.
Speaker 4: I don't even remember really. I just remember seeing that
Speaker 4: video of him threatening her, and I just remember being like, yeah,
Speaker 4: there's with respect, there's no video of me doing anything
Speaker 4: like that because I've never done anything like that. So like,
Speaker 4: I just it's hard for me to it's hard for
Speaker 4: me to be like, it's hard for me to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: he was just probably fine. He's probably a chill person.
Speaker 1: I've never got caught doing stuff like that, never got cut.
Speaker 1: I see my what an hour in forty two minutes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not watching this. Yeah. That's strategic as fuck, is it. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because it same people could just be like,
Speaker 1: you didn't watch the video, dude. It should be fair
Speaker 1: I didn't it, dude.
Speaker 3: Also, yeah, it ensures people like me are absolutely not
Speaker 3: gonna watch that. I see a thing that's our forul,
Speaker 3: I'm like, what could you possibly say in that amount
Speaker 3: of time that is a I'm sure it's probably leaning
Speaker 3: into more specific because honestly, even back at the time
Speaker 3: when we covered it, I think we.
Speaker 4: Mentioned this that like both of them seemed kind of insane,
Speaker 4: So I think it's probably clearing up like specific details
Speaker 4: about like that's wrong, this was a lie whatever, Okay,
Speaker 4: And I'm sure that's probably plenty valid. My issue always
Speaker 4: came from these the videos of him just threatening like
Speaker 4: I didn't care that he said like there was a
Speaker 4: thing about him saying the enword or anything that was
Speaker 4: a good one.
Speaker 1: That's British. That's crazy that he said that.
Speaker 4: But also like I don't know that word means nothing
Speaker 4: to me because I'm surrounded by you, so like the
Speaker 4: shock of that is gone.
Speaker 1: With the iconic line where she's gonna hit her, throw
Speaker 1: a brick at her, I'll go, I'll go something like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I forget how he said something about
Speaker 1: a brick and he was just gonna stab you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna brick all over you. Might I've got a brick
Speaker 1: in your death. Yeah, no, I don't know, man, whatever,
Speaker 1: damn it, fucking oh wow. So yeah, so he came out,
Speaker 1: so it was like a he did it. He was
Speaker 1: gone for like a year and then he came back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now I think he's just posting reels and ship.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like I saw him just
Speaker 4: making normal content.
Speaker 1: Which I guess you just have to do.
Speaker 4: There's no real normal, sane expectation that they can just
Speaker 4: like kind of die and go away.
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy. Yeah, so I guess he has to
Speaker 1: keep posting like fair enough, but like, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: especially like you said, what that was the worst of it, right,
Speaker 1: he like threatened her, So it's just like allegations of.
Speaker 4: I don't really know if that was the worst. It
Speaker 4: was the only thing that I saw that don't remember. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't remember what I think they were both kind
Speaker 4: of crazy though, based on what I can't look.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be completely honest, and it might be some
Speaker 1: people might get offended, but all those there's like the
Speaker 1: Discord culture and ship where all those people are, and
Speaker 1: then they're yeah, no, dude, it's it's not there. You're
Speaker 1: all you gotta be a little nuts to have like
Speaker 1: a it's like they're recording stuff. She's record like if.
Speaker 3: If anyone, if anyone, if you're recording conversations of people,
Speaker 3: unless you think somebody is doing a crime and any
Speaker 3: evidence of it. But if you're record like that, she
Speaker 3: recorded him like they're bro, you're you know, you're normal
Speaker 3: people don't do shit like that. Normal people are very gullible,
Speaker 3: don't even know to really use Discord. Once they get
Speaker 3: on Discord, they're not thinking of let me get into
Speaker 3: obs or whatever the fuck. And I'm gonna record a
Speaker 3: conversation because I'm creaty, like you got, you got you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, man, it's not a just just
Speaker 3: understand what you're dealing with. Yeah, you know, understand what
Speaker 3: you're dealing with. If that, if you're not into that ship,
Speaker 3: stay fucking far away, from it.
Speaker 1: Alex. I think he was well a part of that
Speaker 1: culture of that was totally fine and everything was cool
Speaker 1: until it was not. And it's like, well, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just kind of what happens, you know. Yeah, see girl
Speaker 1: next door, boy next door man. Shit, if you're trying
Speaker 1: to do relationship stuff and then have platonic relationships on
Speaker 1: the Internet, I feel like it's the best way to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you don't have to listen to me
Speaker 4: at least, like I don't know it's to me. It's
Speaker 4: always weird that, like it's always like discord leaks or
Speaker 4: something where it's just like, oh my god, you see
Speaker 4: the discord leaks. I'm like, I don't even think there's
Speaker 4: a single disc I don't think I've said anything I
Speaker 4: have any consequences through discord, because why the fuck would I.
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely you know what I mean, there's
Speaker 1: definitely a chat to have with like friends of mine
Speaker 1: where we say shit, that's fucking heinous.
Speaker 4: I don't type anything out on this, but it's like
Speaker 4: nothing I found it, like share links and just talk
Speaker 4: about really mundane shit. But like there's not a single
Speaker 4: leaked discord dam of mine. That's like particularly, I mean,
Speaker 4: it wouldn't be worth that wouldn't even be it wouldn't
Speaker 4: even be fucking close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I found a funny message that I posted on
Speaker 3: my Instagram story that I would love to share, but
Speaker 3: I'm probably not gonna find it in the moment. But
Speaker 3: it was just when I still had a discord because
Speaker 3: I didn't like it, so I shut it down eventually.
Speaker 3: But uh, somebody, one of the Maiden Mods or whatever, Uh,
Speaker 3: my buddy Andrew, he started a not safe for work section.
Speaker 3: This is like I was like, whatever, everybody hears a
Speaker 3: fucking adults or whatever, but like they him and some
Speaker 3: other people just kept posting like just pictures of hot
Speaker 3: bitches and like it was just annoying.
Speaker 1: But like I said, I didn't care at first.
Speaker 3: There is one where like this chick she posted with
Speaker 3: like a fucking phenomenal ass and I just I replied
Speaker 3: to it. I was like, damn, so on my ass looks.
Speaker 3: And then I was I don't know why, like it
Speaker 3: just the way it was framed. It just I thought
Speaker 3: it was funny, so I shared it and that's like
Speaker 3: the that's it, you know what I'm saying. But I
Speaker 3: was just like it's not there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Especially to be fair, I feel like if I feel like,
Speaker 1: if any discord probably lasts long enough, some dickhead is
Speaker 1: going to post some fucked up stuff in there, but
Speaker 1: it'll be it'll be them and not you if Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean so that's kind of like the nature of it.
Speaker 3: That's why eventually I just didn't want to deal with
Speaker 3: any of that, because there's just weird people that will, Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't like Derek, I'm gonna come in his because
Speaker 3: it's not like mine was Paywald. It was like anybody
Speaker 3: wants to Joe and join it because my audience wasn't popping.
Speaker 3: It's like crazy anyway, So it was like it was
Speaker 3: very respectable.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was just a bit. I have the
Speaker 1: same front. I don't deal with this stuff.
Speaker 3: I saw fucking people doing all I look at this
Speaker 3: footin ari fucking channel and conservative stuff and weird people infiltrate.
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, this is stupid. Yeah, I hate
Speaker 1: this shit anyway. Whatever squimp is bugs, squimp is bugs.
Speaker 1: That's what it says.
Speaker 4: Klaniel Esquire the third you, sir, you, sir, guild Master
Speaker 4: Malley Malibu. Whenever Kingston reads the credits. I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm owed twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: That's cool, very cool. You need glasses?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 1: What you call? Yeah? Me and I'm Jojo. We're just
Speaker 1: talking about that. For some reason, I remember, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't remember why, but it came up.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, because I went to the promess, I
Speaker 3: went to optometriss, I went to the doctor. And I
Speaker 3: think because when I missed my first appointment, we were
Speaker 3: talking about something and then it reminded me of you
Speaker 3: being blind. Yeah, your you need glasses maybe, and the
Speaker 3: question was why do you refuse to get them?
Speaker 1: That was the that was the thing that was brought up.
Speaker 1: So I'll relay that to you. Colin Moriarty.
Speaker 4: Three gay Beatles versus Jordan Peterson the mask that is
Speaker 4: fucking crazy. Jordan Peterson as the mask. I can't even
Speaker 4: imagine it actually, like they're fundamentally.
Speaker 1: That stop me.
Speaker 4: It's almost like trying to put two maggots. Yeah you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, but it's there's such a resistance.
Speaker 4: I can't envision it.
Speaker 1: No way, Buco, no way, Bucko. Somebody stopped me. Somebody
Speaker 1: stopped me smoking.
Speaker 4: I like three gay beetle juices, though, that's my favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 4: gay Beetlejuice is my favorite.
Speaker 3: He's he's iconic already, happy pride, happy, happy me, Happy
Speaker 3: meet month, Happy Me Mo.
Speaker 1: It's Beetlejuice Day a rainbow suit.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean he's already in that weird kind
Speaker 4: of like pinstriped kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Oh see, he's in the straight flag costume. Actually, oh
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 4: That's kind of crazy. They made the straight flag Beetlejuice.
Speaker 4: I guess, I guess technically there is nothing more straight
Speaker 4: because Beetlejuice is literally just like a fucking he's a
Speaker 4: horn dog.
Speaker 1: He's always trying to marry some lady. Yeah, yeah, come
Speaker 1: on your face, lady. What's your name?
Speaker 4: Well, he wanted to marry that underage girl blast went
Speaker 4: on the rider at the time.
Speaker 1: Oh right, uh Wednesday in that one or no, which
Speaker 1: one of my which one is Addams Family, but that's
Speaker 1: also played by what's her name? Lydia? Right Lydia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well they're both like dumb little girls with being unplugged
Speaker 1: this whole time, it got the funk up. Wun't that crazy?
Speaker 1: That'd be wild after what happened already, I'd be upset
Speaker 1: it was unplugged the whole time, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'll just go to sleep on the night. Kingston forgot
Speaker 1: to bring his mic.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he did forget to. He came over here.
Speaker 4: I can't remember if it was late. I think it
Speaker 4: was a little bit, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, he just got here and I got here right after. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. There wasn't really a specific time today because
Speaker 1: everything got delay. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But like so he gets here, we all sit down
Speaker 4: and he goes, I forgot my.
Speaker 1: Mic at home. I gotta go back. I'll be right back. Sorry.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like the only thing he needs to bring, like
Speaker 4: there's no other requirement at all. He remembered his little
Speaker 4: cum cloudy water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got his cumb water, changing my name, brought
Speaker 3: his flash light, brought his flash light.
Speaker 1: Uh, brought a stick of gum. Uh stick a gum
Speaker 1: with cum lathered all over. It's true. Stick a gum
Speaker 1: with cumb in his bum coming that gum that Marshall
Speaker 1: is that Marshall Mathers over there coming. It's gum and
Speaker 1: it's bum and he runs and sums and the fun and.
Speaker 4: That's like that, that's like that. Uh, what's that there's
Speaker 4: a flow that's almost exactly like that. I think it
Speaker 4: was like on that the one where he did three
Speaker 4: a m I and my way.
Speaker 1: Is the way I Am. I think that that's what
Speaker 1: it feels like, complicated, a little bit huh, complicated going things.
Speaker 4: It's really not even that is crazy that you even
Speaker 4: made a connection there, because.
Speaker 8: There's as you want you're talking about that part.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess I can't believe that that's only that's
Speaker 1: only around that sounds like that to me. When you.
Speaker 3: Drink and you rape, amazing changing you gotta go and
Speaker 3: make rapes so complicated.
Speaker 1: Brilliant and mature.
Speaker 4: Gay changing my name to gay beatle boy penis to
Speaker 4: annoy Sweeny, I'm going to kill the mortar. I guess
Speaker 4: you wonder where I've been. I've been sucking dick again.
Speaker 4: I came back to let you know that I'm so
Speaker 4: gay and I am.
Speaker 1: Homo pretty cool. That's such a song. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's one of the best songs ever made. Actually, I
Speaker 1: said by that, what the king of the whole name?
Speaker 1: What you want to do for love? The theme?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mace of Mola. You saw the new trailer I
Speaker 4: didn't see the new trailer. I saw the I saw
Speaker 4: the theme song. I saw them there's a clip.
Speaker 1: Watch were there? You talk? Well? I mean, but that
Speaker 1: was like it was on the TV. We didn't watch it.
Speaker 4: Everybody was kind of loud and talking, and it was
Speaker 4: also like handheld footage from like a conference. I don't
Speaker 4: know what the fun was going on. I only saw
Speaker 4: the theme song.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant.
Speaker 4: Where they show that weird, fucking that weird. I like,
Speaker 4: I'm really curious to see, like how it how it goes. Although,
Speaker 4: did you hear there's actually news today? It's gonna sound
Speaker 4: like I'm lying because it sounds fucking outrageous. Fucking John
Speaker 4: the guy who does Redcorn, he's fucking dead. He died
Speaker 4: like today or like yesterday, because somebody shot him in Texas.
Speaker 1: He was up there back What this is? This is
Speaker 1: Mike Judge's fault.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I'm just saying, I'm just letting
Speaker 4: you guys know news they did John Redcorn, who's a
Speaker 4: real native Vergant I shot in Texas.
Speaker 1: Wow with his aprise, Like what the fun was? He like?
Speaker 1: He's like, I have dirt on Mike Judge Mike Judge
Speaker 1: has given more small smallpox to my people, and Mike
Speaker 1: Judge like, I can't let this get out. I can't
Speaker 1: let this get out me, Mike Judge. I can't let
Speaker 1: you get close me. Mike Judge, can't let this get out.
Speaker 1: I can't let this happen. I'll tell you what, Mike Judge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's Mike Judges. It's like only slightly different than
Speaker 1: can't tell you. I I need to kill this engine
Speaker 1: and then he I've got to kill this Indian today.
Speaker 1: How do you? How do you kill him? What happened?
Speaker 1: You shot him? But like who shot him? Who shot you?
Speaker 9: I got separated the week somebody somebody. Bird's probably dead,
Speaker 9: somebody called Alex, somebody called Alec Baldwin. So I can
Speaker 9: trick him into assassinating John Redcorn.
Speaker 1: We're doing RUSS two or whatever. He's like Rush two.
Speaker 1: He's getting his show's confused. That seems pretty cool. Beavis Well,
Speaker 1: I thought I was talking to Beavis. I thought I
Speaker 1: was talking to Mike Judge. Whatever you say, Mike Judge,
Speaker 1: I will kill this Strickling is not promoting me. Everything's fun.
Speaker 4: He's just into the judge of Verse and it's just
Speaker 4: his into but it's just his two shows.
Speaker 1: Did he he did something else? Right? He said more
Speaker 1: than just King the Hill and Novel? I really can't
Speaker 1: think he was Probably did do Daria too?
Speaker 4: Or was that somebody else? Because that was the beat
Speaker 4: somebody character?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah she uh yeah yeah, there was a Sara
Speaker 1: was a spin off. I'm interested. Funny. I just saw
Speaker 1: a Daria shirt for ten dollars the mall. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about getting it for Jojo. I
Speaker 1: was like, did you find you watch that show?
Speaker 4: Actually?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was like whatever, was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to kidders like, oh, thanks, I don't like Daria. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I hated the show.
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Speaker 4: My entire family was starved by Daria. Mason Gay, two
Speaker 4: rats in a trenchcde pan sexual little beetle getting waterboarded
Speaker 4: with gallons of rotten eggplant comic Guantanamo Gay for trying
Speaker 4: to leak g T A six early. It's a perfectly
Speaker 4: reasonable punishment.
Speaker 1: For the crime, I think gay.
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Speaker 4: Got a call the week I get away with calling
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Speaker 1: You you you won the game.
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Speaker 1: a gun gets wider Actually, oh no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to need chicken. It's fucking crazy. There's only so much
Speaker 1: space though.
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Speaker 11: this is a real term for like just like loose slaverer,
Speaker 11: but like a lickspittle is like a proper, like a
Speaker 11: real word.
Speaker 1: That's the word that you would use.
Speaker 4: I mean, I heard it and I fucking laughed out
Speaker 4: loud hearing it because it was just like, that's why
Speaker 4: did you hear?
Speaker 1: Who said that? I heard it my friend Paul's has
Speaker 1: because we were talking, Uh, we were just using like
Speaker 1: ridiculous words like just like being over verbose about really
Speaker 1: dumb the ship on purpose, and like you said, lick spittle.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is that? And it
Speaker 4: was like it's a real life promise. I looked it
Speaker 4: up and it's surefire.
Speaker 3: Was I'm like, how the fuck did he know that
Speaker 3: that's the thing that's such a word that like she
Speaker 3: would be lost a time exactly.
Speaker 4: It's kind of it's the kind of thing that we
Speaker 4: would we would look up old words to say in
Speaker 4: that British accent that we would do all the time
Speaker 4: because it's just like it seems like those are words
Speaker 4: that would be used by that person, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, you know what, I just learned that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that's a stupid thing to saying it cock,
Speaker 1: But for reals though, cocky used to mean female genitalia.
Speaker 1: What really? Yeah? You know, I found this out.
Speaker 3: So I found I follow out of pocket uh bars
Speaker 3: or whatever on on Instagrams called out of Pocket Bars,
Speaker 3: and there's a song called Area Codes by Ludacris, right,
Speaker 3: and he one of his lines he says, I bang
Speaker 3: cock and bang cock, you know, and it's like, excuse me,
Speaker 3: So now everyone's like, oh, is he talking about fucking
Speaker 3: lady boys?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: And no, there's actually lines scattered throughout history, especially in
Speaker 3: the South.
Speaker 1: It was it's it's even older than that.
Speaker 3: But but like say, uh, Southerners Blues all that stuff
Speaker 3: in America, that was the fucking they would use cock.
Speaker 1: There. There's dirty Blue, there's dirty Blues.
Speaker 3: Songs where like there's like women singing and talking about
Speaker 3: fucking like like touching their cock and they made their pussies.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I found out because a fucking random guy in
Speaker 3: the comments section saying this is actually old fucking Southern slang,
Speaker 3: and I'm like what, And then looking it up and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't believe I just learned this from
Speaker 3: some random assle with the sonic fucking Avatar in a
Speaker 3: sonic Avatar on a fucking ludicrous out of pocket bar.
Speaker 4: That's actually crazy, it is. I had no concept of that.
Speaker 1: Apparently in I Forgot which which Snoop Dogg song, he's
Speaker 1: he has a line about cock in there too when
Speaker 1: he's he's talking about like hopping off the cock, which
Speaker 1: sounds that's what I'm saying like that. No, he meant,
Speaker 1: he meant, he meant. That is so crazy, Get off
Speaker 1: of post.
Speaker 4: That's actually I mean, that's not too disimilar to the
Speaker 4: fucking you know, the pink clothes versus the.
Speaker 3: Oh right, he used to be for boys and shit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that at least it makes sense. At least that makes sense.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a soft version of red. But
Speaker 3: the thing cock, yeah, in no other terms, because cock
Speaker 3: as a rooster predates the word rooster itself.
Speaker 1: Cock. Yeah. And then also, shut the fuck up. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's uh what it's it's uh? What do you call it?
Speaker 1: My way? Do you remember I'm the Juggernaut, bitch? Remember that?
Speaker 3: So the guy Randy Hayes that that voice to the
Speaker 3: Juggernaut in that he's like criminally underrated and they've done
Speaker 3: a bunch of those parodies and a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: So he did a Bleach one.
Speaker 3: There was a Bleach one, and then there was some
Speaker 3: bloopers and uh surprise, motherfucker was a line from one
Speaker 3: of them. And this is like twenty ten shit, and
Speaker 3: it's been my text alert and every phone. I always
Speaker 3: make sure I put it in that phone and shout
Speaker 3: out to my Way Entertainment Randy. Dude, I'm so upset.
Speaker 1: That that ran not like world famous.
Speaker 3: I think that guy is so criminally fucking underraty, so talented,
Speaker 3: he's so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: Do you have uh do you go in and customize
Speaker 4: your your texts and all that?
Speaker 1: Uh? Just uh, I only recently did.
Speaker 3: That, so yeah, So like I always do the text
Speaker 3: alert and then and then the and then just my
Speaker 3: regular call. I don't do like individual for people.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm too lazy for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to do that when I was younger, but
Speaker 3: now it's just, Oh, I have an alarm clock that
Speaker 3: is customized, and then and then and then the regular
Speaker 3: ring and then the text.
Speaker 4: I do it for specific people, but like not everybody,
Speaker 4: like like for the sacred for whenever. Dustin in Collin
Speaker 4: text me, it's like the middle gear Okay, and then uh,
Speaker 4: I think everybody else is just like the three sixty
Speaker 4: achievement sound or like whenever, like somebody was online. Oh nice,
Speaker 4: because I got sick of hearing There's something about just
Speaker 4: hearing like the standard it is saying that like really
Speaker 4: bothers me because I just like, I never know if
Speaker 4: it's mine. It's just like, also, it just sucks. Also,
Speaker 4: you know what I learned recently that fucking owl City
Speaker 4: did all that shit.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? The Firefly House.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Fireflyes guy did a lot of the ring
Speaker 4: tones for like original Apple and a lot of the
Speaker 4: text tones, and it's just like, oh now I can't
Speaker 4: hear this ever.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's so random, I know. Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, well, I'm definitely not going
Speaker 4: to on purpose here al City against my will.
Speaker 1: Hit my somebody text me so wait, So I wanted
Speaker 1: to show the audience what with.
Speaker 4: My phone's dead, It doesn't matter, I think what Joe
Speaker 4: text means the Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: But you who is it? This sounds like a boner
Speaker 1: to me, dude, what is it? What is it? What's happening?
Speaker 1: What are you playing right now? I just wanted wanted
Speaker 1: to hear it. Oh, just send anything. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I silenced it again. I thought, I thought I unlocked
Speaker 1: it again. He's gonna do it so stupid surprise. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Of course it's good. It's fucking asshole. Yeah, thanks Ethan,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Domination.
Speaker 4: Uh, total drama galand total Derek Island, right, yeah, Derek
Speaker 4: not Shovin is innocent.
Speaker 1: You know what is that show? That show had boobs
Speaker 1: on it, Total druma Island, Like I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I swear to God.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like I remember seeing What's Total?
Speaker 1: I don't remember what is that a.
Speaker 4: Cartoon show about Like it's like it's a cartoon network
Speaker 4: survivor basically okay, we with teenagers.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I remember.
Speaker 4: Booms being on that show and being fucnfused Bob.
Speaker 1: They drew they drew out some girls that had like boobs,
Speaker 1: they drew up their like their their shapes. No whatever,
Speaker 1: it's not I don't care. You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Exposed breasts? I am you saw animated nipple what it
Speaker 1: was a Canadian show that was brought here and I
Speaker 1: think the Canadian broadcast. They're not really that strict with
Speaker 1: that stuff or something. I think it was like or
Speaker 1: like it was.
Speaker 4: Considered a more adult show in Canada than it was here,
Speaker 4: and then they kind of like censored it for America
Speaker 4: or something. But like there's an uncensored version in Canada.
Speaker 4: It's not too crazy. It's still very much a kids
Speaker 4: show or like very much like Tame. But that one
Speaker 4: seems just like it was like a shock moment or something.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 4: I don't know how real it is though. I just
Speaker 4: remember at the time being like it was too early
Speaker 4: for Ai to be the culprit, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: And it was just like that's really well done. And
Speaker 4: if it's not real, then like who the fuck did this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know that that wolf though doing the wolf whistle
Speaker 3: and then it jacks off at the end, you know
Speaker 3: that thing of course, like is there? You know, Like
Speaker 3: sometimes I usually that's one of those times where I'm
Speaker 3: like I need a water mark.
Speaker 1: Who did that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta find the guy who did that. That
Speaker 4: is the most impressive animation I think I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Its fucking fantastic.
Speaker 4: That is better than the Superman Flasher cartoons.
Speaker 1: And I was like, who fucking did that? They're just
Speaker 1: a menace that just releases this one beauty into the wild.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, damn, I understand. I understand that person,
Speaker 1: because like I don't watermark my stuff either, you know,
Speaker 1: but it's just like he's different, He's I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not doing anything like that stuff.
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Speaker 4: That's a metric fun tone dude. At least four miles
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Speaker 4: would beatle, would beatle lap dance? My carapis all over swing.
Speaker 4: Carapis is a hatus hates word to use, and that's
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Speaker 4: is the thing who writes those blaxploitation books.
Speaker 1: Yes, is that the guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, great or not blaxploitation, it's not the right term.
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Speaker 1: thanks a lot.
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Speaker 4: you can't have good luck, I guess, but Calin Moriarty,
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Speaker 4: Joe Canola Boogie Woogie Batti Bugle Boy, Dandy Andy, leader
Speaker 4: of the Spiderfucker Party, Colin Maldonado. Would you would you
Speaker 4: insert seventeen consenting beetles into your cock hoole if it
Speaker 4: meant you never had to force down Jamaican food Again,
Speaker 4: I love this this implication is.
Speaker 1: I hate it so much. It's actually really good.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm really missing actually, like I have'
Speaker 4: I really missed, Like, uh, there's a so there's like
Speaker 4: a like a Puerto Rican like Dominican kind of Cuban
Speaker 4: spot across the street from John Jay.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh, it's really fucking good. Like they make the
Speaker 1: yellow rice and shit.
Speaker 4: And I've been hanker because like I haven't had ye
Speaker 4: like real Spanish like yellow as Spanish. Yeah, man, because
Speaker 4: the stuff they sell out here is not really or
Speaker 4: at least the stuff that I've found out here is
Speaker 4: not exactly right. I don't know whatever you can make it, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sure. I just I never really made that rice.
Speaker 1: It's not hard.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's easy. I just like I got to
Speaker 4: call my parents or something for the exact rescle because
Speaker 4: they do. They always do, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like your family always does something specific that like has
Speaker 4: something and that doesn't is normally in there, and then
Speaker 4: you have it when you grow up and.
Speaker 1: You're like, this isn't exactly the same. What the fuck's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 4: I only just recently learned how to make the exact
Speaker 4: kind of rice and beans that my parents made with
Speaker 4: like white rice.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, so many recipes die with my grandma. Unfortunately. Oh
Speaker 1: she taught me how. She didn't teach me her recipes.
Speaker 4: You didn't write them down, she didn't write her I'm
Speaker 4: so cognizant, like with good food.
Speaker 1: I liked unfortunate, so many of them are gonna go
Speaker 1: with her? Is she still like she's still like she's
Speaker 1: like gone, unfortunate. Man, that sucks.
Speaker 4: Recipes were like the main that I was like, that's
Speaker 4: the one thing that is one of the things.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because my parents, I remember thinking like, because there's
Speaker 4: some recipes that your dad a better cook, I would
Speaker 4: say they're actually both. My dad's a really good cook. Actually,
Speaker 4: for some reason, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: The reason why military Well, why would the ry dues
Speaker 1: off cook military dudes? I know can throw down in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Actually, I feel like they can make it
Speaker 1: a mean ration. I guess they can. It depends, it
Speaker 1: depends on what it is.
Speaker 4: Like. I think my my dad is more, I think
Speaker 4: overall better. And then there's certain things that my mom
Speaker 4: can do really.
Speaker 1: Gourmet, crazy, gourmet, fucking m rs or whatever.
Speaker 4: I have like a military iraction here. I got it,
Speaker 4: like I don't even remember because I saw it. I
Speaker 4: was just like, it is kind of an interesting thing
Speaker 4: to have.
Speaker 1: I don't know. My dad is actually novel mad in
Speaker 1: my life, can cook, like will have him throw down
Speaker 1: live on the podcast. No, you have him cook cooking
Speaker 1: for this duce person and this gay port.
Speaker 4: We should hire him to cater our show and not
Speaker 4: tell him that he has anything to do with him.
Speaker 1: My dad can actually cook like a mother crazy. He
Speaker 1: can cook. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's kind of eversion we can do, like, hey, we'll
Speaker 4: give you. We'll just pay him his half his share.
Speaker 1: Crazy. That's mad money for catering one thing.
Speaker 4: But that's it'll get him though, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All right. He's like, I can't refuse. I can't refuse that, dude,
Speaker 1: I can't refuse he's not Africa. That's so much more,
Speaker 1: so much more. Wad Holy fuck wat body man, give
Speaker 1: me your money. I'll cook for you now, a small
Speaker 1: boty mine and a small dog skin. What do you
Speaker 1: want to eat? Imagine introducing great somebody beat you? Gay
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Speaker 12: get too crazy here.
Speaker 1: You can cook. I told your dad, is you like
Speaker 1: nine eight or that's like six six six?
Speaker 4: It's crazy marking the beast almost Yeah, he's he's six
Speaker 4: six point six, big.
Speaker 1: Point six, make crazy crazy horse. Never noticed it. He's
Speaker 1: six six and a half. Then I guess he's six
Speaker 1: horns fucking hoove defeet clothing. Never noticed his body is
Speaker 1: like coat my dad. You just never you just kind
Speaker 1: of you know, when you're young, you just see your
Speaker 1: dad as your dad. What's going on? Shot? What's going on?
Speaker 1: So it's going it's me, I mean, I mean your dad,
Speaker 1: it's me.
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Speaker 13: Definitely in the fallen angel battle bed. Good morning, so
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Speaker 1: What's going on with tomorrow? Retard boy? My son? What
Speaker 1: do you want? You want to make? You want some
Speaker 1: panadas or whatever? The fun I'm gonna make you with
Speaker 1: some jerk chicken in those bitches.
Speaker 4: Uncle makes amazing like it's like ground beef, like a
Speaker 4: spice ground beef emina with like fucking olives in it.
Speaker 1: I miss Caribbean people so bad. Oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: none of us here. I gotta go home. Isn't there
Speaker 1: like two in like Pasadena or something? There's like two
Speaker 1: Caribbean friends literally our friends. Those are literally just the
Speaker 1: people we know our friends. Three are fair a couple
Speaker 1: over there though.
Speaker 4: To be fair, Passidi has probably got a high concentration
Speaker 4: at least compared here.
Speaker 1: It's all you know, means here I I can introduce
Speaker 1: you to my my aunt Yolanda, and then when I
Speaker 1: have my aunt, wait a second, my ay Ylanda is
Speaker 1: freaking what you call it. She's half she's half Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican half. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Black health, a big bad beatle borg smoke or smoking
Speaker 4: Kingston gids is Kingston pregnant with sex tuplets. They think
Speaker 4: they think I got testicular cancer because it's a normal
Speaker 4: the way my sat growing.
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Speaker 4: You can win an argument by simply calling your opponent
Speaker 4: a goofy looking cunt and walking away, probably honestly, especially today,
Speaker 4: that's all it takes to win a debate.
Speaker 1: Now, goofy looking, gave you looking gaffe you looking come
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Speaker 1: Charlie get on his debate. They said something ruding some
Speaker 1: guy hits up and it hits him. Does like that
Speaker 1: that thing is fixes it. He just like, oh you
Speaker 1: tricks me, fricks anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm no longer gay in hiding it now, I'm just
Speaker 4: gay now, I'm just gay that he just immediately just
Speaker 4: inhales cocks and SpongeBob filter feeding. It's like such as
Speaker 4: such a belabored gasp. Kingston's dad has got me down bad.
Speaker 1: He's all I want.
Speaker 4: Make my tongues a skid pad, Kingston. Can't you see
Speaker 4: your dad? He's got something that cuts off you. I'm
Speaker 4: paying my TV license, bit, mister pants, It's me Kingston's dad.
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Speaker 4: Magic is our last hope.
Speaker 1: Please light skin Avengers save us from okay see championship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what happened with that? Did that happen? No,
Speaker 1: the it's on Thursday.
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, c with the s G gay uh
Speaker 3: that he's leading the okay see thunder. And then you
Speaker 3: have the Pacers with Tyrese Cummy Burton or.
Speaker 1: Homb Burton happy that the Warriors haven't made it this
Speaker 1: year so I wanted.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Steph Curry went down, so they had
Speaker 3: no choice. Steph Curry went down, had a hamstring, just
Speaker 3: tier one and so and and fucking his team wasn't
Speaker 3: good enough to just like win one more game so
Speaker 3: we can come back and play. So they just they
Speaker 3: got it was it was fucked up, Like it was
Speaker 3: fucked up anyway. Uh yeah, it's gonna be do the final.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be actually really good basketball because it's like
Speaker 3: you got the best defensive team in a very long
Speaker 3: time versus one of the best, like fastest fucking scorers.
Speaker 3: So it's really gonna see can their pace fucking work
Speaker 3: against that defense and then the SGA that fucking dumb
Speaker 3: Canadian he uh, he's uh. I just don't I don't
Speaker 3: like the idea of the the best scorer in the
Speaker 3: league right now in the MVP is being some filthy Canadian.
Speaker 3: Right now, it's just like in seven years in a row,
Speaker 3: it's been a non American because American is just not
Speaker 3: taking basketball seriously I guess anymore.
Speaker 1: I guess not, yeah, just not. I does not think
Speaker 1: it's sports serious anymore right now as a culture, they're
Speaker 1: just because I just don't think. I think we have
Speaker 1: such an unfair advantage because we have so many things
Speaker 1: to pull from that when we care about things, we
Speaker 1: just win because we It's also like most of the
Speaker 1: resources we're here.
Speaker 3: But now it's becoming like so worldwide, Like basketball is
Speaker 3: so fucking huge now that like you have like, oh,
Speaker 3: here's fucking a Canadian guy who you know, uh say,
Speaker 3: Gill Alexander, who's like, oh, this is really good and
Speaker 3: then immediately becomes like so good. He's like pretty much
Speaker 3: one of the best players in the league right now,
Speaker 3: and he's fairly young. It's it should be fun, though,
Speaker 3: it should just be fun. Back looks like twenty three, right,
Speaker 3: twenty five. Yeah, it's like I thought he was younger
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: No, I mean still he's good. He's only been the
Speaker 1: league for a few years. If perfect Beatles, he shaved
Speaker 1: down a little bit, got like a little faster, he'd
Speaker 1: be he'd be a pee Herman be like, haha, I'm
Speaker 1: still dead. Yeah he is. He's gonna be fucked. He's
Speaker 1: never gonna he has no incentive to to slim down.
Speaker 1: They suck him so hard.
Speaker 4: But Kingston's dad, Michael Vick, beats the piss out of Snare,
Speaker 4: Scrappy Do and Scooby Doo and makes the Mystery Gang watch.
Speaker 1: I have a Michael Vick book was gifted to me.
Speaker 1: I was pissed when I was reading. I was like,
Speaker 1: why is there no instructions on a dogfight? There's nothing
Speaker 1: in here. There a kids book and it's called All
Speaker 1: All the Pain You Will Now. Look, dude, I think
Speaker 1: him cuddling a dog. It's so funny because he did that.
Speaker 1: That was wrong, of course, but like to me, it's
Speaker 1: just like Chris Brown for Michael Vick. Huh, he said,
Speaker 1: because you said what he did was bad, but kind
Speaker 1: of But I really talented. A. Yeah, it's true. He was.
Speaker 1: It was he was. He was ridiculously fast. I just
Speaker 1: it was. I don't even know the quarterback he was,
Speaker 1: but he was, Like I just know he was like
Speaker 1: faster than running backs as a quarterback, which is like
Speaker 1: not how that should be at all. I see, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I only know him from him beating up dogs. He
Speaker 1: didn't beat up dogs. He had dogs beat up. He
Speaker 1: paid people to have their dogs beat each other. I
Speaker 1: guess he took money. He's in Atlanta, Niga. Of course
Speaker 1: he's doing some function like that. I was like, what,
Speaker 1: y'all surprised?
Speaker 3: But really that's the really thing is I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: the it's the culture that like no one talked about that,
Speaker 3: the culture that's South.
Speaker 1: Bro, does that happen all the time?
Speaker 3: Like cock fightings uh is actually still popular in certain
Speaker 3: regions even over here.
Speaker 1: And it's just like I haven't heard about that ship
Speaker 1: from Mexicans ever. I know back in the day, like
Speaker 1: when I this or taking people that it was cock fighting.
Speaker 1: I hold cock fighting.
Speaker 4: I hold cock fighting parties here, but this one's after
Speaker 4: every show we do. Actually never invited. I mean, we'd
Speaker 4: be pussy about it. I don't want you to rap
Speaker 4: me out, you know, Okay, no, that's fair. I will
Speaker 4: tell you not because they they've been discontinued, because all
Speaker 4: are dead.
Speaker 1: He just read out of cock. We fucking blades on
Speaker 1: their feet killing you. We didn't have a winner too.
Speaker 1: They all just like it was always a draw every time.
Speaker 1: Give them a little size on their feet, give them
Speaker 1: that's so more big. Give them? What are those Assassin's
Speaker 1: creed things? And the soul? That? Wasn't that a joker thing?
Speaker 1: That jogger did one? So they did the Dark Knight.
Speaker 1: You're like a Assassin's creed. Look at me, ahop slop,
Speaker 1: Assassin's creating me? I hate it seeing batman, Rachel, why
Speaker 1: do you look weird?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Have you ever a plane? Assassin's cream? We had a
Speaker 1: woman that comes come to our Starbucks exactly like that.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was. There was a guy namely
Speaker 1: Auditorium that Forrenzy he killed people or something. I don't
Speaker 1: blak in my body to me, I only.
Speaker 4: Played Brotherhood, and only I only really played.
Speaker 1: Half of it. But I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about it.
Speaker 14: I don't even know what's going on. Anyway, I love you,
Speaker 14: be soft anyway. I love you so anyway, don't do a.
Speaker 1: Joker, joker, don't joke me time to Screamy. Scull and
Speaker 1: Bones was awful. Actually, I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I put three hundred hours in scull and Ball. Kill
Speaker 1: that guy.
Speaker 4: Somebody puts three hundred hours into smoke Sculling Bones would
Speaker 4: become the joker. You can't possibly put that much time
Speaker 4: in that game and not come out all fucked up.
Speaker 1: The gutta put four thousand in the stadium, he's definitely
Speaker 1: the joker. That guy's sucking the joker, right. My father
Speaker 1: took me into the city. Does see a marching Bens
Speaker 1: marching man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so stupid people. Herman be like, I'm still dead,
Speaker 4: trying to case Michael. Okay, I love it when you
Speaker 4: call me big ham on us.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. Throw your guns in
Speaker 1: the air if you would, just like that's crazy. You
Speaker 1: think there's a real quick m'let you finish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there's a video essay convincing people that
Speaker 3: Heath Ledgers joker was fucking awful.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, yeah, it's like yeah, it's like overrated. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's just like it's it's Heath Ledger skeleton.
Speaker 1: It's a real picture of a skeleton.
Speaker 8: So someone does it like he the YouTuber went to
Speaker 8: his grave, dug off his god, took a fucking iPhone
Speaker 8: photo of it and put it on a thumbdail, like
Speaker 8: and the family's like, that's that's him.
Speaker 1: I thing, that's the fucking the hair. They bury them
Speaker 1: in suits. Yeah, it depends usually, Yeah, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be in it. I don't want to bury
Speaker 1: at all, but if.
Speaker 4: I have to, I wanted to be in paint a
Speaker 4: suit on me, yeah, yeah, yeah, if I get buried.
Speaker 1: Wanted to put red of rods in my penis so
Speaker 1: it looks harder. I need to be erected.
Speaker 3: Make sure that my riga mortis starts in my penis,
Speaker 3: and then and then and then you can put me
Speaker 3: in a suit, but make sure you cut the hole
Speaker 3: for the penis to stay there, and that's the only
Speaker 3: thing that and then have a little section for the
Speaker 3: coffin that doesn't cover the penis. Right, so even when
Speaker 3: it's closed, my penis is still visible.
Speaker 4: It's like a little glass like almost like a submarine window. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like like right over the decks, so you're staring right
Speaker 4: into the hole.
Speaker 1: Of it exactly and uh.
Speaker 3: And then there's a little monitor so in a camera
Speaker 3: so you can always see my like penis like that
Speaker 3: with the monitor being on the grave itself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a noise maker in it that's like
Speaker 4: every four hours or like intermittently, like really spread.
Speaker 1: It'll make oh like.
Speaker 4: So sometimes every four hours. Sometimes it's like, uh, in
Speaker 4: four minutes apart. Sometimes it'll take like three days before
Speaker 4: it will go up again. But it's just completely randomized,
Speaker 4: and it's charged by uh worms, gay little beetle feet
Speaker 4: fervently gobbling a throbbing peepee getting hard as stone, knowing
Speaker 4: getting hard as stone, knowing Kingston is mad at me,
Speaker 4: Search Peter Lorrie Fish Battle catch Me running through a
Speaker 4: Mega rally the.
Speaker 1: Way Doube guy runs through hell.
Speaker 4: Bridle and the smunt Iconic Class Edition. It's a great game, man,
Speaker 4: It's a fucking amazing game. Brown Sun's low key great.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that like very late. That
Speaker 1: thing that you shared was what do you mean my
Speaker 1: favorite games? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, and then that
Speaker 1: one iconic game, yeah Brown this month, everybody loves that, man.
Speaker 1: I get so I got a lot of people to
Speaker 1: google it.
Speaker 4: Because I talked about it as if it was like earnestly,
Speaker 4: like I brought up like my favorite PS one games,
Speaker 4: eight Escape I had like the art and then the
Speaker 4: Spiderman never sawt I think it was some other one.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was another PS one game. I
Speaker 1: never saw another company.
Speaker 4: I think they got absorbed in the Call Duty machine
Speaker 4: and then they stopped. I think they probably got shut
Speaker 4: down or something. Yeah, yeah, they haven't done. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: it's a shame. If you're asking what happened to studio,
Speaker 4: chances are shut them down or they got absorbed into
Speaker 4: Call of Duty. That's the only two options, really, classic
Speaker 4: classic Smitchy the Kid. The alternatives lives of each other
Speaker 4: after the podcast ends has not come out yet.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 4: The alternative lives of each other after the podcast ends
Speaker 4: episode has not come out yet.
Speaker 3: Oh did I say I was gonna like, did I
Speaker 3: say I was gonna post it for everybody?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's definitely out in the thing, but.
Speaker 3: Like I imagine I probably said I was gonna post
Speaker 3: it or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know what anybody. I don't know what anybody. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't remember if if that was stated,
Speaker 1: look if that, God damn it, I don't remember. But
Speaker 1: I mean we can do that if I'm so scared. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so scared. I don't remember. I'll wait for this
Speaker 1: person to elaborate. Person. If you're hearing this right now,
Speaker 1: DM me on Twitter's fuck it wait never mind. I
Speaker 1: locked it finally because there's too many Instagram Yeah, finally,
Speaker 1: a bunch of box it was. I was getting put
Speaker 1: in group like it was one of the sex spots.
Speaker 1: I was like, how much you shake? I almost got
Speaker 1: fooled by a Heath Ledger joker. He was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm back, no way, Holy Ship got re released. He's
Speaker 1: he's been dead for so long and he just decided
Speaker 1: to come back now. Yeah, he asked me for it.
Speaker 1: He just needed three thousand dollars a gift card.
Speaker 3: He needed an Amazon gift card for one hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: and it was gonna be just enough to get him
Speaker 3: over there to do the Dark Knight too.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's a steal man for the Heath Ledger
Speaker 4: to come back to life. Yeah, And I was just like,
Speaker 4: damn we had the Dark Knight too, not even another.
Speaker 1: Dark Knight too. Do you remember that trend?
Speaker 3: For a while, there was a bunch of fucking people
Speaker 3: were just making fake pages now, just doing it for
Speaker 3: the sake of it.
Speaker 1: But there was there's only.
Speaker 3: Fake ass Indians being I'm this person, give me money, right,
Speaker 3: and then everybody just started doing it fake.
Speaker 1: It was. It was funny for a while, like lasted
Speaker 1: like two weeks or so.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Calum, are you already post clarity?
Speaker 1: Not I'm a better cuck than you, Rick, fuck your
Speaker 1: wife now? Uh?
Speaker 4: Star Coffee Hush every Days an adventure when you're homeless.
Speaker 4: This is the Little Beatle star Cluster, home to This
Speaker 4: is the Little Beatles Star Cluster, home to ten billion
Speaker 4: gay little Beatles, all salivating for Sweeney's commy clip.
Speaker 1: Jesus the super fan a superhero.
Speaker 4: I guess so, Craig the Canadian. That's brilliant work right there.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, James Gunn a James gun picture. Yeah, man Sarah,
Speaker 3: of course, I just saw Michael Sarah and that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you watch it? Yeah? It's really good? Is it?
Speaker 4: Was?
Speaker 1: It really good? Actually? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was much because I saw Asteroid City too. That
Speaker 3: was the last one like it after She was.
Speaker 1: Pretty good, but I like this way better. Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, Ben Turtles fucking goat. Yeah, I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta around.
Speaker 4: A scene was good.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 4: It was you know what's actually insane fun. I actually
Speaker 4: don't think I've seen many, if if any like I've seen.
Speaker 4: I think only like one Wes Anderson movie. I've somehow
Speaker 4: not seen really most.
Speaker 1: Of them because of our friends all wanted to be
Speaker 1: filmed because they're all, yeah, they're all weird ass. One
Speaker 1: of those movies I like. I like. I particularly like
Speaker 1: what you call Moon Rice Kingdom. The movie is really
Speaker 1: really fun. The Royal Tennon Bombs is really good as
Speaker 1: well too. I Love Dogs is dope. I love dogs.
Speaker 4: I remember I was going to see it and then
Speaker 4: I got turned off because, like I say, names were
Speaker 4: like a friend of ours at the time that we
Speaker 4: don't really we hadn't talked in a long time, and
Speaker 4: he was visiting. He made like a big deal about it,
Speaker 4: where he's just like, that movie is about Japanese culture,
Speaker 4: and it's not. It's not uh, it's not a Japanese
Speaker 4: guy doing it. So it's it was like a cultural
Speaker 4: appropriation kind of argument. I remember being like, this is
Speaker 4: ruining this for me, so like I can't believe. I
Speaker 4: can't believe this is what has become of you. And
Speaker 4: then I was just like, nah, I don't want to
Speaker 4: see it anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the other people I heard people were saying that
Speaker 3: about The Last Samurai, and I was like, you do
Speaker 3: you know what the movie is about?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 1: I was like, that's so weird to me. The whole
Speaker 1: point of that movie. That is literally the point of
Speaker 1: that movie. That's so fucking insane. I don't think you
Speaker 1: know what the movie. He wasn't a Samurai. That was
Speaker 1: the whole point of the movie. That's so insane. That's
Speaker 1: actually insane. You don't know what the movie is about.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the movie? You can't know what it's about.
Speaker 1: If you have a complaint like that, my father never
Speaker 1: saw The Last Samurai is the last Surai. The Last
Speaker 1: Samurai is the Japanese dude, crazy go on, He's genuinely
Speaker 1: wants to know. Good old Christian Bale, tell me more.
Speaker 1: I'm invested. Continue, Please don't let me interrupt. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't expect that okay, okay, okay, Well
Speaker 4: he makes him a cup of fucking coffee, sir?
Speaker 1: Please may I have less? Have less? What is that
Speaker 1: fucking up?
Speaker 4: That's that's the that's the twist. That's the twist, that
Speaker 4: Oliver twist, the opposite of a twist.
Speaker 1: Oliver Bens Oliver beds Oliver streams. Please may I not
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Speaker 1: Aren't you hungry? All right? Crazy? You want half? I'm
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Speaker 4: Wars Agent two six seven Start Time Podcast number one,
Speaker 4: January twelve, twenty fourteen. Kingston, Derek, you guys know slavery
Speaker 4: is over right. You can go home now, damn insane
Speaker 4: Kingston joke, Yeah, classic Kingston. How big is your dick?
Speaker 4: Tell us in centimeters?
Speaker 1: Please? I don't know already. Eight I don't understand your
Speaker 1: country's primitive units of measurement. Thirty eight thirty eight centimeters
Speaker 1: is like over a foot, that is well over a
Speaker 1: th I actually don't know the conversions. That's I know.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I'm not good at that shit. If
Speaker 1: it's mathematical, I just like eleven point seven something is
Speaker 1: one eleven point seven inches is thirty centimeters.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, that can't be true. But eleven point seven
Speaker 1: inches is thirty centimeters? Why do you know that specific measurement?
Speaker 1: Because I remember when we were doing it's it's the
Speaker 1: scientific measurements. So when I was doing it in class,
Speaker 1: they were like the conversion because you learn conversions to
Speaker 1: go do chemistry. They teach you like all the like
Speaker 1: dual conversions of energy base formula. I said, why did
Speaker 1: you explain it in that way? What eleven point seven
Speaker 1: is thirty?
Speaker 4: Like? What is it?
Speaker 1: What is it is? Roughly? But they roughly put twelve
Speaker 1: inches for a foot, and they have like like thirty
Speaker 1: thirty centimeters A little bit after that, how many centimeters
Speaker 1: for an inch? What's the formula? Like one point five
Speaker 1: one point at one point five one point five one
Speaker 1: point five kilometer is two point two one point five
Speaker 1: something the other way around. Sorry, one point five to
Speaker 1: six a kilometer to a pound is two point time
Speaker 1: times in by two. How many Arizona cans?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really measured Arizona cans. This isn't an Arizona can.
Speaker 1: I can't measure. Sorry, two point five four. I was
Speaker 1: off two point five four four. See, that's the system
Speaker 1: so gay, it's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's like,
Speaker 1: we can Hey, the metric system is perfect. It's in decimals,
Speaker 1: it's in tens, it's in dead season. Then they're like,
Speaker 1: how about we fuck, it's all up. It's so bad.
Speaker 4: I had I heard a scientist actually talk about why
Speaker 4: the units of twelve makes more sense, and it was
Speaker 4: a compelling argument, but I can't remember what.
Speaker 1: It was I that person. I've never heard of. How
Speaker 1: did scientists say that? Ever? I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 4: I remember I remember thinking about it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I didn't think of it that way. But I also
Speaker 4: just didn't care enough to commit it to.
Speaker 1: Matter, Like, I think there might be interesting, there might
Speaker 1: be benefits. I gotta find it again. There may benefits
Speaker 1: to it, but there is so many other benefits to
Speaker 1: it just being ten. I guarantee that's how civilization has
Speaker 1: been doing it for years. I guarantee. Well, it's also just.
Speaker 3: It's can't tell you how easier it is to measure
Speaker 3: things everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then starting to get to a point where now
Speaker 1: things are trailing off. I think it was something about
Speaker 1: agree to one hundred degrees. This makes so much more
Speaker 1: sense as well. Yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 4: I think it was like something about the visibility or something.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't, well, what was visible by more
Speaker 1: things than five than ten? One hundred percent? That's a fact.
Speaker 1: Like what's freezing and faaraheit is like freezing or something free?
Speaker 1: Thirty two freezing and faarahead is isn't like thirty two
Speaker 1: thirty two or thirty six? That's boiling for fairhead? What
Speaker 1: three something? I don't is one hundred isn't it fairnheit? Oh?
Speaker 1: For fair height? Yeah, it's like three something. I think
Speaker 1: three something. Yeah, I have no idea, dude, It just
Speaker 1: it's so stupid to me that, like every time I
Speaker 1: think about it, all it's it's infinitely better. I do
Speaker 1: think you said we're used to so it's it's easy.
Speaker 1: More things are divisible by that by the number twelve.
Speaker 1: Twelve is visible by twe two, three, four, six and twelve,
Speaker 1: so that is technically divisible by more things. But the
Speaker 1: problem is that the way the world has worked for
Speaker 1: so long is that fives work so efficiently for everything else. Though, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's more than just that.
Speaker 4: I remember hearing he's like, oh, I never thought about
Speaker 4: it that way, and it was interesting to think about it,
Speaker 4: But I don't remember the specific shit.
Speaker 1: I gotta look it up again.
Speaker 5: It was kind of it was kind of like American
Speaker 5: with a four truck that said it's a British diactual.
Speaker 3: So that's why I was like, whoa the fuck If
Speaker 3: you're measuring specific things, I imagine like it's more when
Speaker 3: we're just quantifying stuff, Like when we're trying to measure specifically,
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just like there's no contest. I
Speaker 3: was like, Okay, we want to measure something in a distance,
Speaker 3: and we just want like, all right, here's a sad
Speaker 3: factory number and I'll see it like you know, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: here's a mile.
Speaker 1: How much is a mile? And then you metured and
Speaker 1: it's like twelve.
Speaker 3: It's so stupid, like something like a mile is five
Speaker 3: thousand something, right, thirty two? I think thirty two, I think,
Speaker 3: or it's on it's been a long time, but but
Speaker 3: you see how the number is just wonky artist three
Speaker 3: fucking like.
Speaker 1: I think it's yeah, remember I think it was like
Speaker 1: three what is it again? Three point one feet in
Speaker 1: the yard, it's three point one. I think that. I
Speaker 1: think that the thing is like the metrics was.
Speaker 4: I think more like for macro stuff or something like that,
Speaker 4: like when you're talking about like max sure great like greater,
Speaker 4: like many like many larger things, and like the imperial
Speaker 4: is better for like the stuff that we encounter more
Speaker 4: regularly in our day to day or something I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I was thinking more of the like when you're talking
Speaker 3: about like when you when you want to start getting
Speaker 3: into like fractions and ship because like a lot of
Speaker 3: your Europeans don't even know what the dude they're like
Speaker 3: when they see fractices.
Speaker 1: They they scream, then out they convert out of practice.
Speaker 1: It's like they can look at it like, oh that
Speaker 1: should be a decimal. Yeah, yeah, the way I think
Speaker 1: that's how you do it. That's even they don't. They
Speaker 1: don't fuck with it, and they're like, what the what
Speaker 1: the fuck is three fourths? Why would they like? Why
Speaker 1: would you write it like that? Yeah? I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. We're retarded.
Speaker 4: I get it. Jack of Jack five hundred ninety times
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty four, tracking since twenty twenty two, when
Speaker 4: and to what most in a day was six times
Speaker 4: a m apres.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, man in the sixth count is crazy. That's
Speaker 1: the fucking next level. Man, that's insane. I think my
Speaker 1: max these days is like, no, I can maybe maybe twice.
Speaker 1: I literally never more than two. I've maybe won. I
Speaker 1: think I imagine a random day were like like we're
Speaker 1: just like, hey, joej Pretain, we're in the jungle, and
Speaker 1: then we're just like we're just just doing animal stuff.
Speaker 1: You're sounding like fucking Bill Clinton. I think that's what
Speaker 1: I was trying. I'm the bunker. No Joker, leave me,
Speaker 1: Jo let me alone, the Joker. I'm not gonna leave
Speaker 1: your delicious ass along. No, please leave me alone, the Joker.
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. I will not because I am the Joker.
Speaker 1: No man, the Joker stop. I'm the Joker. I gotta
Speaker 1: finish my love when you say my entire name Joker,
Speaker 1: please leave me alone, the Joker. I love the idea.
Speaker 4: I love that, So I hope somebody at some point
Speaker 4: was like, it's nice to meet you the Pope.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like with the the you know, the
Speaker 3: automated system. So it's like it's it doesn't have anything,
Speaker 3: it doesn't adapt.
Speaker 1: You have a call from the Pope. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: pope the no, please leave me alone, Joker. That's what
Speaker 1: it says on the caller. Idiot says Joker.
Speaker 4: Insane Beatle Moriarty Galgado was hesitant to sign onto the
Speaker 4: Snow White remake until Disney told her it was a
Speaker 4: Bahamman for children's So crazy, That's crazy. Kingson's Beadle Dad
Speaker 4: being the true final boss of Hollow Night, Nick Nicholas.
Speaker 1: See what We're never gonna see? So song in the
Speaker 1: Game Awards the Game do you say never? Oh you
Speaker 1: think something? Why do you feel confident about it? It's
Speaker 1: coming out this year? Didn't didn't everythin get revealed for
Speaker 1: it coming out this year?
Speaker 4: I can't even tell you how many times I've heard that,
Speaker 4: man didn't they didn't they have an actual reveal for
Speaker 4: the switch to things. They had a frame of it
Speaker 4: in a sizzle reel of games that will be on
Speaker 4: switch To. But I wasn't like launch day.
Speaker 1: I feel like the reason.
Speaker 3: Why I don't feel confident at all is because I didn't.
Speaker 3: Jojo was like the biggest fan of Hollow Night, and
Speaker 3: she didn't say a word about it. So it meaning
Speaker 3: that if there was a game, if there was some
Speaker 3: good news, I would have heard something.
Speaker 4: From It's actually been going on so long that I'm
Speaker 4: like not interested in it at all, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It's just like you, there's no reason why
Speaker 4: this should have taken this long.
Speaker 1: That happens many things that's happened, unless I don't care anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they would have to have like a public aspect
Speaker 4: where it's like we're sorry. Is so fucking They would
Speaker 4: have to have a public service, an awment announcement at
Speaker 4: their at their or like from their website or like
Speaker 4: at their studio, where they'd be like, sorry, guys, crazy situation.
Speaker 4: We all got this crazy disease that exploded all of
Speaker 4: our penises and we've been recovering, uh for a year.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have to be something crazy, because I'm
Speaker 4: just like, what are you doing? It's not going to
Speaker 4: be so good that it's not gonna be good enough
Speaker 4: to justify the amount of time.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not I just don't get it.
Speaker 1: How amazing.
Speaker 3: Communication is really the most frustrating thing though. That's that's
Speaker 3: really to me, even if you even if the explanation
Speaker 3: was complete, fucking ass like a guys, Yeah, this is
Speaker 3: the deal.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, a fucking bull. You're never gonna believe this.
Speaker 4: A bull fucking ran around our fucking development studio. So
Speaker 4: he let a bull into the building and he kicked
Speaker 4: everything and did all sorts of crazy ship at Peter's.
Speaker 1: We didn't have any other choice but to call the
Speaker 1: joker to try to tame it. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: didn't even show up. So that's the joke. I took
Speaker 1: your money, and I took your money and fucking left,
Speaker 1: and I did not tame your bowl helped the bull
Speaker 1: kill everyone in the building. Anyway. Yeah, we'll see, I'm
Speaker 1: not all that commonent bull running around the studio, Alford
Speaker 1: offered for I don't get paid enough for this. It's
Speaker 1: kind of my face. Some bots just won't debate booth. Well,
Speaker 1: I never thought it that way over. It's a great
Speaker 1: that's a great, ye, it's an epic line.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking great like iconic. I bet, I bet
Speaker 4: uh what's this fucking man you directed? But Christopher Nolan
Speaker 4: heard that line, it was like, that'sking to be the
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Speaker 4: Don Donkerson, the colon swinging slasher. I forget I always
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Speaker 4: on a different page. PP, are you guys planning on
Speaker 4: making the Verily and three bald moon shirts?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: Verily is definitely happening. Oh yeah, we should.
Speaker 4: We've been skimping on them. We've I don't know, I've
Speaker 4: been too distracted. Even there's so much merch just sitting
Speaker 4: there waiting to happen, but like, yeah, we should just
Speaker 4: I just just sit down and just like fucking put
Speaker 4: it all together, and then we could just decide I
Speaker 4: want to press that.
Speaker 1: We have so much of it. Final Fantasy one that's
Speaker 1: coming out like maybe this week, so that one's gonna
Speaker 1: be another this week.
Speaker 4: We'll we'll fucking organize it and fucking at least get
Speaker 4: it all into the back end. So that's so that's
Speaker 4: at least sitting there and we can have a massive
Speaker 4: merch drop. Yeah, because we have enough I think honestly
Speaker 4: for like a couple drops, like at this point, like
Speaker 4: there's like kind of a lot of art and like
Speaker 4: a lot of ideas. I still have the autistic and
Speaker 4: afraid thing just sitting there. So yeah, they'll they'll, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: The swing, did you see the swing? The collage of Swens.
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Speaker 1: person do that. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: from game Stop in one day?
Speaker 1: Because my fucking well.
Speaker 4: I think it's it's so weird, Like I I got
Speaker 4: hired and then they like they called me in for
Speaker 4: training and then never called me back again. And then
Speaker 4: it turned out that the the guy who hired me
Speaker 4: got fired because he was some drug thing, like he
Speaker 4: was doing coke in the office of Gamestoppers.
Speaker 3: On Chris, we saw you on camera busting on the
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Speaker 1: Sorow that was you know that we saw you. You
Speaker 1: cleared it up. You own all.
Speaker 4: That was a test you all of games as a whole.
Speaker 4: That's crazy that I would hate that. Actually, you'd be
Speaker 4: wouldn't sign anything. So I'm just gonna take everything that
Speaker 4: little but there's nothing. You just be saddled with insane
Speaker 4: debt probably but you didn't sign anything or you don't
Speaker 4: think it matters.
Speaker 1: He's good. They just you can't just give you it was.
Speaker 1: It was on your application, dude. You you can get
Speaker 1: signed and it says you can sent to taking the
Speaker 1: debt reserve all rights to give transfer ownership of game
Speaker 1: Stop to you, the said person game Stop is taking
Speaker 1: to them. But they should have converted into like an
Speaker 1: overall games place.
Speaker 3: In general, I feel they should have turned into a
Speaker 3: sushi place, so that plays downtown Sushi Stop.
Speaker 1: It bothers me that their logos are exactly the same.
Speaker 1: It's gross. It's so infuriating. They should have just turned
Speaker 1: into like the dragons then like card place. They should
Speaker 1: have done that a long time ago. Should probably, but
Speaker 1: they took too long. And now those things have their
Speaker 1: own niche that are very set in stone. They fucked up.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna go to game stop now to do that.
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