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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on day clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this.

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<v Speaker 2>Point, boys, how do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

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<v Speaker 1>Piss it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've spring water?

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<v Speaker 3>Mmm mm hmmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid, I wanted to fill a

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<v Speaker 1>water bed with yello. I was never allowed to do it, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not entirely sure how that would.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it would just feel like a waterbed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you think maybe a little more firm.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you set it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you would?

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<v Speaker 2>You set it up in the fridge and then put

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<v Speaker 2>it in there, or throw it all in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>then throw the bed in the fridge and then take

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<v Speaker 2>the bed out and put it on the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the way, I you know, how when you

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<v Speaker 3>hit jello and it ripples, That's what it looks like

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<v Speaker 3>inside a waterbed. I guarantee it, you think, Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>unless it's Chris Watts's waterbed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's electrifying, that's for sure. I don't know. I would

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<v Speaker 1>probably just put all the jello inside the bed and

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<v Speaker 1>then turn my ac down really really low.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait wait wait, wait, hold on, clothes, you throw the

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<v Speaker 3>packet in throw the packet in and then the water,

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<v Speaker 3>and then shake your bed up quick before it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I would close every event in my house

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<v Speaker 1>except for that one room. And then I would turn

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<v Speaker 1>the A C down to like forty and just let

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<v Speaker 1>all the air blow into that room. So what I

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<v Speaker 1>would do, for sure it would work.

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<v Speaker 2>Another news, Jew was found locked in a home and

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<v Speaker 2>froze to death next to a frozen jellow bed. It's

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<v Speaker 2>us to say they wanted to taste the flavor and

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<v Speaker 2>it was golded.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just gonna say, if Jew's made jello, who

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<v Speaker 3>would the flavors be?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Lime be lime, mosball, soup ball, soup cheeses, fucking the

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<v Speaker 1>body of Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>Then try your new flavor accidents.

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<v Speaker 3>Tastes like a poppy sea bagel and pennies, smoked salmon, some.

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<v Speaker 2>Locks, some rocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Try the new summer fan favorite lots Mere cream cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, that'd be so disgusting. Some fucking some cream

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<v Speaker 1>cheese jello.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you look at you look at the ingredients and

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<v Speaker 2>it says fish sauce, fish sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so terrible, God.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, but it's good. Episode. Yeah, last week was Murderer.

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<v Speaker 1>This week's would have been a great episode for fuck

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<v Speaker 1>Face to come on eighty eight Michael Irving.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I bitched.

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<v Speaker 1>I bitched out. I couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>How des bryant of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very true. Do you see see Lamb getting laid

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<v Speaker 1>out by that ref?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Sh yeah, I just got laid out.

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<v Speaker 1>He was celebrating on the sideline and he was like

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<v Speaker 1>halfway on the fucking white section where the refs get

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<v Speaker 1>to run up and down. I got dumb ass, and

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<v Speaker 1>he just got gets laid out.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God, like it almost looked like it

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<v Speaker 2>was planned because he was like turning right. Probably could

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<v Speaker 2>have seen him in the perperal and then just like

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<v Speaker 2>turned around and was like and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then definitely just that stupid. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day, the kicker from the Jaguars made a

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<v Speaker 3>seventy yard field goal and Dome text me about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I immediately this is how lazy I was that day.

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<v Speaker 3>I hop on my phone, pull up jagged kicker, you

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<v Speaker 3>know whatever, pulls up click on to watch the videos.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a fourteen second ad. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't even want to watch this. I closed it out

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<v Speaker 3>and put my phone down. Text Dome and I said,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have fourteen seconds to wait and watch this

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<v Speaker 3>stupid fucking video. I'm sure it's a seven yeardfield goal. Whooped,

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<v Speaker 3>you fucking dude. So the dome finds it on like TikTok,

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<v Speaker 3>cuts it and then sends it to me, goes here

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<v Speaker 3>you go add free. So then I watched it and

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<v Speaker 3>literally this second it got through the uprights. I closed

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<v Speaker 3>the video.

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<v Speaker 4>It was good.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a good kick, dude, I mean, oh fucking

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<v Speaker 3>a legit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think they should give him the record even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's preseason.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they should give shd Sanders the league MVP.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear god, no, how did you see his stupid dude?

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<v Speaker 1>He sounds like an absolute fucking retard in that interview

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<v Speaker 1>that he did after the game.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got about the same IQ as Dion has.

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<v Speaker 2>Tough baby, So.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to watch that crash and burn. And

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<v Speaker 3>I love that people are hyping him up like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>the Brown's gotta steal blah blah blah. Dude, it was

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<v Speaker 3>one drive in pre season.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You know there's quarterbacks that don't even play preseason. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they're usually the top five quarterbacks in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>I can honestly say, I don't know if I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>rooted against someone coming out of college more than I

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<v Speaker 1>am rooting against him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, sure, Dom. How's your weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>It's been. It's been rough, man. I'm working like a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I am on day ten of ten in a row

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<v Speaker 1>out here in Fallon, Nevada, and I'm ready to go home.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to go home tomorrow, so I'm excited about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did get to go to Carson City for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time ever in my life, and I got to see

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<v Speaker 1>b Word. Thank you sir, because he took me to

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<v Speaker 1>a nice little restaurant. We had a sweet date. It

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty awesome. We had candlelight dinner. Had had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good salmon. So here in Fallin there's really no

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<v Speaker 1>like actual food. It's it's all American type food or

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<v Speaker 1>fast food type shit. There's a few places that try

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<v Speaker 1>and do stuff, but they suck. So he took me

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<v Speaker 1>this place called the Fox Restaurant, which is like a

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<v Speaker 1>microbrewery and a real genuine wet restaurant. I had this

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<v Speaker 1>whiskey glazed salmon, some vegetables and rice. It was phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>Beer was pretty good. And then he took me for

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<v Speaker 1>a tour around the town, which was it's It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>Carson City is actually really pretty down. It's really nice.

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<v Speaker 4>It's quaint.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because he was driving and there really wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of room between the steering wheel. Like, he's lost

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of weight. I gotta give him a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of propes. I got to give him a lot of props.

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<v Speaker 1>He's lost a lot of weight. But he's also he

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<v Speaker 1>seems pretty serious about this girl that he's dating. So

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to suck it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe next time, Well you didn't have to fucking swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But I don't know what she's into yet. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out next weekend because there's a jazz festival in

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<v Speaker 1>Carson City. So next weekend when I come back here

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday, I'm gonna go down there for a few

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<v Speaker 1>hours after work, hang out and jazz it up.

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<v Speaker 4>With him.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cool, that'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm excited. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So go there.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the only white person that shows up, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be one of two.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't know what his girlfriend looks like yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So he didn't show me a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she went, she was, she got.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go I'll go next. Yeah, it was. It was

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<v Speaker 3>good long saga that was finally ended. I won't go

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<v Speaker 3>in a super long length detail. I reserved these this

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<v Speaker 3>time slot for the stoned. But my mom, I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna blame her because we fucking know it was her.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it was her misplaced. My grandma passed away

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of years ago. She said that my son

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<v Speaker 3>can have her vehicle, right, So my grandma is very

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<v Speaker 3>meticulous at organization. And I've never laid eyes on this title,

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<v Speaker 3>and uh, and the last people to see it was

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<v Speaker 3>AJ and my mom and the only other person that's

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<v Speaker 3>had eyes on it was AJ's mom. And uh tore

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<v Speaker 3>this fucking house apart in the last like all of

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<v Speaker 3>us except for my mom because she hasn't been out yet,

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<v Speaker 3>and nobody can find this fucking title. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm convinced my mom took it back to Montana. She's

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<v Speaker 3>tore apart her safe and blah blah blah, and she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, your dad was ready to kick your ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, for what, It's not my fucking fault that

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I'm literally the only person has a touch

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<v Speaker 3>this title, right, And so it's like, I, you know, anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>we're back up in Vegas at my grandma's house. And uh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is also I can register the fucking car, right,

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<v Speaker 3>so I can put the title in my name and

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<v Speaker 3>register it in the state of Arizona. And uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>standing in the kitchen of my wife comes around the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, I think I found it. I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't, Like, I have zero faith, like w NBA

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<v Speaker 3>games are more exciting to me that that's a less

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<v Speaker 3>faith I have right now? And uh, sure shit, she

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<v Speaker 3>like shows it and on the front it says Honda

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<v Speaker 3>CRV and it's this whole folder. Sure is fucking shit,

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<v Speaker 3>Like first or second paper in there out of the

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<v Speaker 3>stack of papers is the title. And so the steps

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<v Speaker 3>I would have had to take aren't horrible, but I

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<v Speaker 3>would actually a no no because according to my d

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<v Speaker 3>m V that when I asked, they had said no,

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<v Speaker 3>you literally because of the length that she's been deceased.

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<v Speaker 3>You bring the title in, you sign it into your name,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's it. So now I can finally do that. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the plan. So I can get that car registered,

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<v Speaker 3>my son can start driving it. Yeah, so he's scheduled

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<v Speaker 3>his actual driver's test this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, that'll be exciting. Has he driven some more?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he hasn't lately since I got the truck. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>we've driven the car, the grandma's car, but we just

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<v Speaker 3>drive it in our neighborhood, so that way we're not

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<v Speaker 3>going out of the neighborhood. Yeah. So he's still driving

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<v Speaker 3>because we've done that every weekend for the past couple

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<v Speaker 3>of weekends. But he's gonna have to he's gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to use my truck for the test because it has

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<v Speaker 3>to be a licensed, registered vehicle. And so unless I

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<v Speaker 3>can register that vehicle sometime this week and have some

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<v Speaker 3>kind of form that I could use, I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 3>just use my truck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, I'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, a little well

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<v Speaker 1>her longer turn, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>One one small funny story from this week. So we

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<v Speaker 3>had this orange orange cream frozen yogurt right, tastes like

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<v Speaker 3>an orange cream suckle. And so I had poured portabowl

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<v Speaker 3>for her, scooped a bowl for my daughter, my four

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<v Speaker 3>I quickly snuck a spoon in my mouth, and then

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<v Speaker 3>then I scooped like I was, you know, like Peter

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<v Speaker 3>so she could see ice cream, and her eyes went

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<v Speaker 3>fucking wide. She was like, how'd you do that? Imagine?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I can't tell you. And then,

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<v Speaker 3>table and got pissed off. I was like, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure which parent that was, because we are

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<v Speaker 3>both absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets it. Yeah, I'm surprised she didn't throw the

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest, No, No, There's been close times though

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<v Speaker 3>fear of God, I'm like, don't you do it, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm afraid she's gonna do it. But then there's also

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<v Speaker 3>a streak of her my daughter, my four year old daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>She has that mentality of like not only fuck around

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<v Speaker 3>and find out mentality, but also the you're what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Intrusive thoughts? She lets her intrusive thoughts winnin time. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a dangerous common because you could see her she lives.

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<v Speaker 3>You can see her thinking first and then say fuck

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<v Speaker 3>it and I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just that that impulse. Yeah, she's got that impulse.

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<v Speaker 4>Bug.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think that comes from I think that

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<v Speaker 1>comes from your wife. Yeah, i'd say so, just a

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<v Speaker 1>just a touch more. Yeah, the willingness, the intrusive thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. The willingness to follow through is you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll die.

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<v Speaker 4>That's facts.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Stone, how was your week, buddy?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>We've been battling fucking ants and this guy, damn, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's been a pain in the ass. So I've

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<v Speaker 2>been catching them here and there like normal. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hot outside and they're looking for food and they're

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<v Speaker 2>looking for cool place like normal. I thought they would

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<v Speaker 2>just coming out of the drains and stuff, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>whenever I caught him, ode just squash and whatnot. And

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<v Speaker 2>I already sprayed inside and outside once we first moved in,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I didn't really think anything of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>made some pasta on Tuesday, and then we went over

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<v Speaker 2>to Alyssa's brother soccer game to watch him play soccer,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, yeah, we'll just do the you

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<v Speaker 2>know the dishes when we get home, and so, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we put the dishes in the sink, and on top

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<v Speaker 2>was the cutting board and I had cut sausage on it, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so I had some like sausage on it. And when

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<v Speaker 2>we got home, I turned on the light and I

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<v Speaker 2>a lot more stuff on there than when we left.

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<v Speaker 2>Got closer to it, and it was moving, and I

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>And I get closer to it and there's like three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred ants on this fucking cutting board.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they tiny?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>A tiny little black fucking hard to get yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And they there's like three hundred and the cutting board

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<v Speaker 2>and there's another one hundred and fifty surrounding the sink

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<v Speaker 2>and on the counter and they're venturing out and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was so mad.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, God damn it. And so and like

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<v Speaker 2>we had like just boughted. We just bought some ice

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<v Speaker 2>cream too, and I was like, let's about the ice

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<v Speaker 2>cream in the freezer. We got to deal with the

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<v Speaker 2>shit first. And we dealt with it, and I got

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<v Speaker 2>all of them and I took everything off the counter

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure that we got all of them, and

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<v Speaker 2>then every time I kept coming back, like every ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden there was like another two of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Okay, they're getting in. They're not

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<v Speaker 2>getting in from the sink because they're like on the counter.

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<v Speaker 2>They're getting in somewhere on the counter. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>finally found it in the in the cock where the

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<v Speaker 2>granite on the wall meets the granite on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the counter, there's like like a strip of a cock

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<v Speaker 2>that's missing. And so I was like, it's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be that hole right there that they're coming from. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I filled my cock in it pretty good, and

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<v Speaker 2>I filled the shit out of that hole of my

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<v Speaker 2>cock and just cock the fucking dickens out of it,

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<v Speaker 2>man like, real good. And got my finger in there too,

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<v Speaker 2>so I could both work at the cock and the finger,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, that little move, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>little you know, God damn. And then when it set

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<v Speaker 2>in and firmed up real nice, and I was looking

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<v Speaker 2>at that firm cock and I was like, Jesus, nice,

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<v Speaker 2>good looking fucking cock right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, color's been cocking around.

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<v Speaker 2>Blue it's dead. So we went into the bathroom the

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<v Speaker 2>next day right, and the cock worked. No fucking ants

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<v Speaker 2>were coming in from that point, and we're good. The

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<v Speaker 2>next day, I go in the bathroom and from the

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<v Speaker 2>shower I see like forty ants and I was like, God,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking damn it. So I open up the thing and

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<v Speaker 2>I see him in there, and I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>they might come through the drain. So I grabbed the

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<v Speaker 2>spray and I sprayed in all the drains and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I followed the trail and sure, shit, they're

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<v Speaker 2>coming from the wall. There's like the part where the

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<v Speaker 2>tile meets the wall the drywall, and there's like a

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<v Speaker 2>big enough crack and they're just coming right through. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, fuck, I gotta shove my cock into

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<v Speaker 2>more cracks, Jesus. So I'm in there shoving my cock

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<v Speaker 2>on the crack again, you know, having a good time

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<v Speaker 2>working it, working at the fucking finger, and I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>doing a good job doing the Lord work, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I killed all of them. And then I went to

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<v Speaker 2>go do the laundry and there was a stack of

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<v Speaker 2>towels that was like two feet to the right of

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<v Speaker 2>that hole, and like forty of them just scurried out

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<v Speaker 2>all over my feet and I was like, ah, get

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<v Speaker 2>this out of me, oh man, And then I killed

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<v Speaker 2>them all. And then today we were making food and

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<v Speaker 2>we went and we opened the microwave put some leftovers

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<v Speaker 2>in there, and when we were taking the leftovers out,

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<v Speaker 2>there was like eight ants in the microwave that were

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<v Speaker 2>just scattering, and they were like freaking out. First off, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>like insects really are nuclear proof because they did not

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<v Speaker 2>get nuked in that song. Bitch, so fnukes go off,

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<v Speaker 2>We're all dead, but them focks are still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Two, how the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck did they get in there? I'm like, Jesus, where

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<v Speaker 2>are they coming from? And then I opened up the

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<v Speaker 2>cupboard and I see one little fucking scurrying ant coke

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<v Speaker 2>going over the one of the one of the fucking spices.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, dude, I swear to God, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna burn this place down. At this point, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fucking done. I'm done with it. Dumble the ants. I've

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<v Speaker 2>done the only shiit.

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<v Speaker 3>I just pictured the fuckers for some reason, that one

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<v Speaker 3>ant that you just said. He takes a little piece

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<v Speaker 3>of seasoning and he grabs like cayenne and takes it

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<v Speaker 3>back to the fucking hill and he goes up to

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<v Speaker 3>his buddy and he's like, hey, smell my cayenne.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, man, I found some basil. This tasil's good man.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't find any basel, but this ship looked like

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<v Speaker 2>basil from the fucking closet. And is there two of

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<v Speaker 2>you right now? Anyways, smell cayenne I ship.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one telling dad jokes in there, like what took

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<v Speaker 3>you so long?

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<v Speaker 5>Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>I was, I couldn't find the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't find the time. O peppered them with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Half and go pour it down a fucking ant hill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's go. Let's fucking go. I have been curious

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<v Speaker 2>about what honey tastes like if bees collect the nectar

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<v Speaker 2>from a weed plant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really cures there's a bee in Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're about to tell the most dumbest

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<v Speaker 3>bullshit thing that's half assed research.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go ahead, there's a bee somewhere. There's always somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>in Africa where the honey is a medicinal honey, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the African bee a medicinal honey. But it fucking

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<v Speaker 1>makes you hallucinate, and if you eat too much of

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<v Speaker 1>it you will die, like you'll just you go into

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<v Speaker 1>such a terrible fucking hallucination that you got. I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the research next show. I'll say this now,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll forget next show.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll talk about it absolutely because I'll call you back

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<v Speaker 3>on it and be like, huh, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about? I know, I know there's the

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<v Speaker 2>honey that's in like the Amazon things like that. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what it's from, but yeah, that show will

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<v Speaker 2>make you. It's like fucking taking mushrooms and LSDH. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy wild, you know. Bringing it right along here

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<v Speaker 2>into the episode today to talk about food with you gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, everybody knows all two listeners that we love

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<v Speaker 2>talking about food on this show, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get some questions answer this's on my mind, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for you gentlemen. And the first question I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>go over in detail here with you guys is what

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<v Speaker 2>is your least favorite dish? You know, it could be

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<v Speaker 2>a side dish, a main dish, even a part of

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<v Speaker 2>the dish that you don't think should be there.

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<v Speaker 4>Dom.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to start with you versus curry.

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<v Speaker 6>Curry, Wait, can we can we really all kurry like

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<v Speaker 6>across the board. Yeah, like, like we're talking Indian, Tai, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.

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<v Speaker 6>Who's the knees below the knees.

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<v Speaker 1>Specifically, I guess Indian, Okay, really on the same curry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it. I understand, like, I get it, I

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<v Speaker 1>get that the combination is supposed to work, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't, Like, I have no fucking need for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no desire for it. It doesn't smell good

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<v Speaker 1>to me, it doesn't taste good to me, And nine

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<v Speaker 1>times out of ten, it's extremely fucking spicy, like so

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<v Speaker 1>spicy that it's unnecessary. So fuck it, Like it's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's pointless. It's a pointless fucking dish, and it makes

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<v Speaker 1>you shit. It's guaranteed, Like it's more guaranteed that you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have diarrhea after curry than it is taco bell

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, Now I know that some people have the

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<v Speaker 2>notion that all like Indian dishes are like that. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that the same way with you? Or like you tried

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<v Speaker 2>or like you were gonna try to the ones on

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<v Speaker 2>the side of the curry and you were like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna try butter chicken or korma or any

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<v Speaker 2>of those other ones, because am I making or is

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<v Speaker 2>it just specifically it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Curry, because I actually like I like buttered chicken. I

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<v Speaker 1>think buttered chicken is really good. But just curry curry

427
00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:46.839
<v Speaker 1>as a whole, it's it's a weird fucking dish, Like

428
00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:47.720
<v Speaker 1>is it soup?

429
00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:48.640
<v Speaker 4>Is it not soup?

430
00:22:48.759 --> 00:22:50.119
<v Speaker 1>Are you supposed to put rice in it? Do you

431
00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:52.960
<v Speaker 1>not put rice in? It's just dumb. This is dumb,

432
00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:55.480
<v Speaker 1>And again I don't I just don't like the combination.

433
00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I understand that the combination of flavors are supposed to work,

434
00:22:58.680 --> 00:22:59.559
<v Speaker 1>but I just don't like them.

435
00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:03.279
<v Speaker 2>I get you, I get you. It definitely can be

436
00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:06.039
<v Speaker 2>very very earthy, like super earthy.

437
00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:09.240
<v Speaker 1>En stay in the earth. It's more than welcome to

438
00:23:09.240 --> 00:23:11.839
<v Speaker 1>stay right in the fucking earth, the earth.

439
00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:14.559
<v Speaker 2>I like that take. That's a good take, you know.

440
00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:16.319
<v Speaker 2>I think it's it's super honest.

441
00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:18.000
<v Speaker 4>I like it. I like it.

442
00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.400
<v Speaker 3>No, how about you, baby, You know I'm a little

443
00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:22.759
<v Speaker 3>bit pissed off because that was one of my answers.

444
00:23:24.240 --> 00:23:27.640
<v Speaker 3>But not curry, not curry, just Indian food food. But

445
00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:31.960
<v Speaker 3>but I'll give you a different one. Since there's a

446
00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:35.000
<v Speaker 3>specific food, there's only one dish that I've had that

447
00:23:35.079 --> 00:23:37.680
<v Speaker 3>I like it in, and for some reason I can't

448
00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:40.519
<v Speaker 3>taste it in this dish, which is awkward, but peace.

449
00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:43.599
<v Speaker 3>I fucking hate peas, not all kinds of peas, just

450
00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:47.559
<v Speaker 3>green peas, Like I don't know. It reminds me of

451
00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:49.799
<v Speaker 3>being a kid and having food that you don't want

452
00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:52.960
<v Speaker 3>to eat and you get those mixed vegetables with the corn,

453
00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:56.039
<v Speaker 3>the carrots and the peas, and they're all uber out

454
00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:59.359
<v Speaker 3>of a can. Disgusting. I just don't like peas.

455
00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember when they used to give a school

456
00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.480
<v Speaker 2>lunch and instead of the mixed vegetables, it was just

457
00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:09.160
<v Speaker 2>one like just peas, like a scoop of peas, you know. Yeah,

458
00:24:09.640 --> 00:24:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I understand from a nutrient point of view, it's

459
00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:15.440
<v Speaker 2>a fucking jackpop. Yeah, But from a taste point of view,

460
00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:19.880
<v Speaker 2>you don't taste like anything. It tastes like they got this,

461
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:24.559
<v Speaker 2>they just got this weird, Like it's got a weird flavor. Yeah, yeah,

462
00:24:24.559 --> 00:24:27.279
<v Speaker 2>it's got a real weird flavor. But the combination of

463
00:24:27.359 --> 00:24:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the texture, the combo with the weird texture is like

464
00:24:31.799 --> 00:24:34.160
<v Speaker 2>just a double shotgun blast of the face.

465
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:38.480
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, I love that things like if you

466
00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:40.920
<v Speaker 1>put if you put a pee in a dish, whether

467
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:44.200
<v Speaker 1>it's a pasta dish or chicken pop pie or whatever.

468
00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I like peas in something. I'm not a fan of peace.

469
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<v Speaker 3>I changed my answer. Chicken pop pies give fucked fucking

470
00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:53.720
<v Speaker 3>hate and I can't get behind that.

471
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<v Speaker 2>Man, I get that you are on your I will

472
00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:01.599
<v Speaker 2>die on that island.

473
00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:02.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

474
00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:07.599
<v Speaker 3>Fucking volleyball. Yeah, and Tom Hanks here lies no hater

475
00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:16.079
<v Speaker 3>of pot pies. Fucking I haven't met a pop pie that.

476
00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:17.519
<v Speaker 4>I have liked. Ever.

477
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:22.200
<v Speaker 2>What is it about the pop pie you don't like?

478
00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:25.559
<v Speaker 3>It reminds me of chicken little soup, but it it's

479
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:29.440
<v Speaker 3>rooting a pie crust, and I don't like that. There's

480
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:32.079
<v Speaker 3>nothing about a chicken pot pie that is. They just

481
00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:33.720
<v Speaker 3>don't like it. I don't like the taste. I don't

482
00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:35.920
<v Speaker 3>like the flavor. I've had homemade ones. I've had like

483
00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:39.440
<v Speaker 3>the world's best chicken pop pie. I just don't like them.

484
00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:43.119
<v Speaker 2>Now, do you like chicken and dumplings? Because it's pretty

485
00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:46.759
<v Speaker 2>damn close. It's it's like almost the same in some ways.

486
00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:51.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's close, and chicken and dumplings is just okay

487
00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:55.200
<v Speaker 3>to me. It's just Okay, okay, like there's I would

488
00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:57.599
<v Speaker 3>never order it. If somebody made it, I'd eat it.

489
00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:01.160
<v Speaker 3>But I you know, impartial. It's not the greatest thing

490
00:26:01.480 --> 00:26:02.200
<v Speaker 3>about bus.

491
00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, absolutely the same fucking thing as chicken dumplings.

492
00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:12.759
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not just you just knowstitute and I wish

493
00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:18.799
<v Speaker 3>your killed in substitute right now, right now. That's all

494
00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:21.279
<v Speaker 3>chicken chickens call it.

495
00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll call it right here.

496
00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Listeners, listener, listener, B word, B word, tell us what

497
00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:34.519
<v Speaker 3>you think. No, there's nothing biscuits and gravy. It's you

498
00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:36.440
<v Speaker 3>know what, though, I will give you this. I will

499
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:38.640
<v Speaker 3>give you this if you do make biscuits and gravy

500
00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:41.720
<v Speaker 3>like out of the crap packet, or if you get

501
00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:44.319
<v Speaker 3>like the camp biscuits and gravy that does have that

502
00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:48.880
<v Speaker 3>same taste of a of a pop pie. This weird taste,

503
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:51.960
<v Speaker 3>so but homemade biscuits and gravy.

504
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:55.519
<v Speaker 1>I haven't had biscuits and gravy in so long, I know.

505
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:58.160
<v Speaker 1>And I think the last fucking eggs benedict that I

506
00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:03.519
<v Speaker 1>had was with you. Yeah, the last one I can

507
00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:07.680
<v Speaker 1>remember was Anyway, I love that ship.

508
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:09.559
<v Speaker 3>My Mom's gonna be in Vegas in a couple of

509
00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:11.680
<v Speaker 3>weeks and I'm gonna be there for a whole day

510
00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:13.680
<v Speaker 3>and then the next day my wife and kids are

511
00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:16.839
<v Speaker 3>gonna come. So I'm excited for it. Like we'll get

512
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:19.440
<v Speaker 3>up for breakfast and go get go, get breakfast somewhere.

513
00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:19.599
<v Speaker 1>I'll meet you.

514
00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:23.400
<v Speaker 3>So I'll probably take her to that place down there.

515
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:25.000
<v Speaker 3>I know you know you're not a big fan of it, AJ,

516
00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:27.319
<v Speaker 3>but the one that Dom and I went to, we

517
00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:30.440
<v Speaker 3>all went to it with Lebar. Also, I'm telling you,

518
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:35.720
<v Speaker 3>squeeze in eggs, Benny's baby eggs. Ben's there.

519
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.880
<v Speaker 2>That's right next to Colony where Colony used to be. Yeah,

520
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:44.079
<v Speaker 2>right there that like hands down, I'll put their Bennies

521
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:46.680
<v Speaker 2>against anybody, like even Perkins, Like I'll put them against

522
00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:49.680
<v Speaker 2>anybody like they're fucking good and you can choose.

523
00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:53.160
<v Speaker 3>Did you just vouch for Perkins eggs, Benedict. Oh yeah,

524
00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:56.240
<v Speaker 3>I didn't say it's a fire. I've never had it,

525
00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:58.559
<v Speaker 3>so I can't chime in. That just seems like an

526
00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:02.480
<v Speaker 3>odd place to be, like the siler.

527
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Of breakfast, Perkins.

528
00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Perkins is like the staple, Like what Denny should have

529
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:16.000
<v Speaker 2>then is what Perkins is. It's a staple dinner.

530
00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:22.079
<v Speaker 3>I feel like what Denny's, what Denny's became is No,

531
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.839
<v Speaker 3>I feel like Denny's when Dome and I were kids,

532
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Denny's back in that day.

533
00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that's what you wanted, you want and then.

534
00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:37.000
<v Speaker 3>They super sold out. Yeah yeah, I but I I'm impartial.

535
00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:38.559
<v Speaker 3>I've had Perkins, I've just never had their.

536
00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>But that Perkins is the fucking Sizzler of breakfast.

537
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:45.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you mean that in a good

538
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.200
<v Speaker 3>way or a bad way, because it's you, and you

539
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.920
<v Speaker 3>say it with conviction, like you're in a good way,

540
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:52.759
<v Speaker 3>and I'm not sure a good way, not in a

541
00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:53.079
<v Speaker 3>good way.

542
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:54.200
<v Speaker 2>I think he's saying that, not.

543
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:54.720
<v Speaker 4>In a good way.

544
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, just that last time, your eyes kind of lit up,

545
00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:00.759
<v Speaker 3>like you said Sizzler and like, well maybe you like

546
00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:02.359
<v Speaker 3>well just because.

547
00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Like there are moments where you're like, oh, I really

548
00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:08.039
<v Speaker 1>want Sizzler, right, Like, like there are moments throughout your

549
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:12.160
<v Speaker 1>life where you're like, I could dig some Sizzler because

550
00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:17.559
<v Speaker 1>it's not terrible, it's palatable, right, And at one point,

551
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:22.480
<v Speaker 1>at one point in time, Sizzler was the ship. Yeah, Perkins,

552
00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:24.480
<v Speaker 1>at one point time was the ship.

553
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:27.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, not so much.

554
00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we have better options.

555
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:33.440
<v Speaker 3>You know what I don't like about Perkins is the

556
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:37.920
<v Speaker 3>potatoes because they're clearly like microwave bagged potato.

557
00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Ben Stiller owns Perkins.

558
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:45.759
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I just haven't had well. No, I had the

559
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.119
<v Speaker 2>Perkins in Minnesota and we eat there fucking a lot,

560
00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:52.319
<v Speaker 2>and I does it's fucking slapped. So maybe it was

561
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:54.759
<v Speaker 2>just the Maybe it's just the one on the West coast.

562
00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Just maybe they're maybe they're not getting the same supplier food,

563
00:29:57.920 --> 00:29:58.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe it's just not.

564
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 1>A restaurants are region. Don't like that where in certain

565
00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:03.880
<v Speaker 1>regions of the United States they are better than others.

566
00:30:04.920 --> 00:30:06.319
<v Speaker 2>M Yeah, churches.

567
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Churches and Popeyes are both well known for that too,

568
00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:12.960
<v Speaker 1>both like in certain areas of the United States they're

569
00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>fire and others they're trash.

570
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like every time someone sits here and complains about

571
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.039
<v Speaker 2>a Popeye's biscuit, I'm like, have you had the Popeye's

572
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:24.079
<v Speaker 2>biscuits here and poppies? Because they are not dry? Like

573
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 2>the biscuits here are not dry at all. They're moist

574
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:27.200
<v Speaker 2>as shit.

575
00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:30.480
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, I think the reason because I would

576
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:32.720
<v Speaker 3>say domes in the same boat. We don't get Popeyes

577
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:35.240
<v Speaker 3>because the only Popeyes is downtown. Yeah, it's out of

578
00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:39.839
<v Speaker 3>and it's it's inconvenient to get to unless you were

579
00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:43.079
<v Speaker 3>gonna get it coming into town. And it's also part

580
00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:46.720
<v Speaker 3>of a gas station. It's still good, but it's not

581
00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:47.680
<v Speaker 3>as good as it could be.

582
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:48.079
<v Speaker 7>No.

583
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:51.680
<v Speaker 3>No, Like, there's a standalone Popeyes in Bullhead, and when

584
00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:54.759
<v Speaker 3>I was still working there, i'd go there because Popeye'

585
00:30:54.839 --> 00:31:00.319
<v Speaker 3>chicken sandwich is fucking so good, slash fucking But but

586
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:04.359
<v Speaker 3>I do judge. I one of my critiques on breakfast

587
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:10.240
<v Speaker 3>places is their potatoes, hash browns or home fries. If

588
00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:12.279
<v Speaker 3>your hash browns are home fries, it doesn't matter if

589
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:14.799
<v Speaker 3>you serve both or if you only serve one. If

590
00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:17.480
<v Speaker 3>it's not very good, if it doesn't have that crisp

591
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:21.480
<v Speaker 3>skillet flavor crunch taste, I don't want it.

592
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:22.720
<v Speaker 4>Now.

593
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Do you guys prefer shredded potatoes or do you prefer

594
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:26.680
<v Speaker 2>like cubed.

595
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:29.440
<v Speaker 3>Or I'm happy to see.

596
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I will say my shredded hat.

597
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:33.839
<v Speaker 3>I would lean to home fries.

598
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Shredded hash browns need to be crispier than.

599
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Not for me, agree same, Yeah, it can't be like

600
00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:44.480
<v Speaker 2>it's crispy on the outside and then the inner side

601
00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:46.920
<v Speaker 2>is just like mashed potato, right.

602
00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Because it's a fine line with the crispyness too. Sometimes

603
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:52.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, it's that golden brown versus burnt. And I

604
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:55.559
<v Speaker 3>think that's why I'd lean more towards home fries is

605
00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:58.440
<v Speaker 3>home fries are a little bit You're less likely to

606
00:31:58.519 --> 00:31:58.960
<v Speaker 3>fuck them.

607
00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:00.559
<v Speaker 4>Up for error.

608
00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Margin for error is smaller, for sure, because because if

609
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.359
<v Speaker 1>you get if you get those shredded hash browns and

610
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:09.960
<v Speaker 1>they're not crispy the way you want them, you're immediately

611
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:12.000
<v Speaker 1>disappointed and usually you don't finish them.

612
00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:16.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that kind of sets the tone forward for

613
00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:20.160
<v Speaker 3>the whole breakfast. I'm like, man, potatoes just down because

614
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:21.759
<v Speaker 3>to me, like an egg's an egg. But now when

615
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:23.920
<v Speaker 3>it comes to eggs, Bendict, I will fight. I will

616
00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:27.480
<v Speaker 3>agree with aj like it's all about this, It's all

617
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.640
<v Speaker 3>about the sauce. It's all about the sauce. It could

618
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:31.559
<v Speaker 3>be just why like ass muffin. It could be a

619
00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:34.440
<v Speaker 3>thin slice of ham, it doesn't matter. It could be

620
00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:37.799
<v Speaker 3>they could be not cooked correctly. But if the sauce

621
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 3>is off, now I'm out.

622
00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:43.079
<v Speaker 1>I will I will say, you can do too much

623
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:46.759
<v Speaker 1>with an egg's Benedict. Some people do like the trying

624
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:47.599
<v Speaker 1>and get fancy.

625
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:53.319
<v Speaker 2>With like yeah tomato avocados Okay sometimes but it depends

626
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:53.599
<v Speaker 2>and I.

627
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:55.559
<v Speaker 1>Like it on the side. I don't want the avocado

628
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:56.559
<v Speaker 1>hidden in the middle.

629
00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, they have it on this I took in control.

630
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:03.160
<v Speaker 2>How much is there? Yeah, because sometimes it could really

631
00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:07.119
<v Speaker 2>overpower it, which like squeeze in. They have different types

632
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:09.640
<v Speaker 2>of Bennies that you can get, and one of them

633
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:12.400
<v Speaker 2>is like a Chriso, so it has like instead of ham,

634
00:33:12.519 --> 00:33:15.759
<v Speaker 2>it's toriso, and then it has a Chipotle Benedict sauce.

635
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:18.960
<v Speaker 2>So what I do is I do a traditional, but

636
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<v Speaker 2>I swapped the sauce for Chipotle sauce. It probably wouldn't

637
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:24.480
<v Speaker 2>be up your alley though, because you're not a Chipotle fan,

638
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:28.880
<v Speaker 2>but I know you're Toarriso fans. You might like the

639
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:31.519
<v Speaker 2>Terrisa if you do traditional. But if I'm in there

640
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:33.759
<v Speaker 2>your first time, I would just stick with traditional.

641
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<v Speaker 3>If I did, I would actually be one hundred percent

642
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:41.359
<v Speaker 3>down to try the Todieso with the Chipotle sauce. I

643
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:42.759
<v Speaker 3>think that would be amazing.

644
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:46.319
<v Speaker 2>Can you say it again? It was broken up a

645
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:46.839
<v Speaker 2>little bit there.

646
00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Ah, I said, I'd be hundred percent down to try

647
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:50.640
<v Speaker 3>the chodiso.

648
00:33:52.960 --> 00:34:02.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's like cho diesel. Yeah, it's a good time, dude.

649
00:34:02.759 --> 00:34:05.279
<v Speaker 2>It's a fucking and then as well, you can get there.

650
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:08.599
<v Speaker 2>I get there their spuds, which is there like red

651
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:11.920
<v Speaker 2>russet or whatever, like golden but it's like cubed up,

652
00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.039
<v Speaker 2>and get them fully loaded, which is like caramelized onions

653
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:17.079
<v Speaker 2>and cheddar jack cheese melted on it.

654
00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Fucking mom.

655
00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:19.280
<v Speaker 2>That's my goaty right there.

656
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:24.039
<v Speaker 1>Water cheesy potato castrole that I haven't made in a while.

657
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:28.880
<v Speaker 1>It's basically just diced potatoes with like an entire block

658
00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:31.400
<v Speaker 1>of velvet to cheese mixed in.

659
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:36.960
<v Speaker 3>It's like Montana potatoes and it sounds seasoning specific season.

660
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta fry the potatoes up a little first,

661
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:42.079
<v Speaker 1>and then you throw the cheese in and you get

662
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.639
<v Speaker 1>the cheese nice and crispy in some areas and then

663
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:46.960
<v Speaker 1>moist and wet and gooey and the others.

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00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:48.679
<v Speaker 4>God m.

665
00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I gotta other questions here, but we're definitely moving

666
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.320
<v Speaker 2>in this episode. Maybe table some of them for the

667
00:34:57.400 --> 00:34:57.840
<v Speaker 2>next time.

668
00:34:59.360 --> 00:34:59.599
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm gonna I'm gonna ask one more because I'm

670
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:08.960
<v Speaker 2>curious about what's your biggest hot take? About food in general.

671
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna start this one out. America really has nothing

672
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:16.239
<v Speaker 2>of its own in terms of food originality except for

673
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:24.920
<v Speaker 2>maybe barbecue. Okay, everything else is I don't really agree

674
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:28.159
<v Speaker 2>with that at all. I've said that for America is

675
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:31.800
<v Speaker 2>a melting pot. Everybody's from everywhere else. Now, barbecue does

676
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:35.119
<v Speaker 2>exist in the world, but not like in the United States,

677
00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:38.079
<v Speaker 2>like our barbecues vascin we have.

678
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:41.679
<v Speaker 3>We have maybe taken barbecue to another level and created

679
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:43.920
<v Speaker 3>created it into our own things.

680
00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:46.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna I'm gonna caveat I think American I

681
00:35:47.039 --> 00:35:52.480
<v Speaker 1>think America has its own style of food, but that

682
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:57.559
<v Speaker 1>the style of food is a ripoff from every other country.

683
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:03.679
<v Speaker 1>So that being said, American style food is taking other

684
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:07.920
<v Speaker 1>countries' foods and changing it. Do you see what I'm saying?

685
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:10.519
<v Speaker 1>Did I say that right? Did I explain that right?

686
00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:11.400
<v Speaker 4>I get?

687
00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean so so like with Chinese, with certain Chinese foods,

688
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:18.360
<v Speaker 1>it's it's that.

689
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 3>You can't tell me, like there's you know, Hamburger, hamburg Germany.

690
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Ain't no other fucking place on earth make Hamburgers like

691
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:31.480
<v Speaker 3>the fucking United States. True, you know what I'm saying,

692
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:33.679
<v Speaker 3>Like there might be one place you know that's it's

693
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:36.840
<v Speaker 3>good or like they're exotic something or other, but they

694
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.440
<v Speaker 3>they're probably from America.

695
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:40.079
<v Speaker 1>Even even to the point of like sushi, right, like

696
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:44.119
<v Speaker 1>we've taken sushi in America to a whole nother fucking degree.

697
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Wef we have sloped around and found out what you

698
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.840
<v Speaker 1>can do with sushi. You know, there are some things

699
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:53.639
<v Speaker 1>that you can't really do too much with, like seafood, right,

700
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:56.599
<v Speaker 1>or a hot dog. But yet here we are fucking

701
00:36:56.679 --> 00:37:00.480
<v Speaker 1>around and putting a ton of toppings on hot dogs, right,

702
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:02.599
<v Speaker 1>like we're making pole.

703
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Sh and just dump the whole fridge.

704
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:10.159
<v Speaker 1>So I would I would disagree, just just just for

705
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:13.519
<v Speaker 1>the sake of argument, right, that America does have its

706
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:16.360
<v Speaker 1>own style of food, and that style is to take

707
00:37:16.559 --> 00:37:18.920
<v Speaker 1>other countries and attempt to make it better.

708
00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:22.119
<v Speaker 2>Or I didn't say style, I said like a like

709
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:25.599
<v Speaker 2>original even like like originality to it.

710
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean nobody does. I mean nobody does. If you're

711
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:34.760
<v Speaker 1>really going to go that far. Food is food, right,

712
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Like there's inspirations from Chinese food from France, African food

713
00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:47.159
<v Speaker 1>from India, they all come together at some point.

714
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, but that's a bullshit answer, you know, it's

715
00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:54.320
<v Speaker 2>kind of like it's it's kind of like saying like, yeah,

716
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:56.719
<v Speaker 2>we're all from the universe. Everything comes from somewhere because

717
00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:59.519
<v Speaker 2>it's within that universe. It's like, yeah, I give your

718
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.880
<v Speaker 2>your answer on it, but it's kind of like it's dismissive,

719
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:05.079
<v Speaker 2>it's not good for the conversation.

720
00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:11.159
<v Speaker 1>And came from China. It's true, true, but everybody seems.

721
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.360
<v Speaker 2>To a lot of stuff did originally in China because

722
00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:15.880
<v Speaker 2>China is like one of the fucking starts of the Earth.

723
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:18.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying so like, you can't. You can't say that

724
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:22.000
<v Speaker 1>one culture has its own identity for food.

725
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:27.079
<v Speaker 2>But then again, I've ever seen chicken marsala come from Brazil.

726
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:32.719
<v Speaker 1>You're getting too specific. I'm sure it came from somewhere else.

727
00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:34.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it was somewhere else.

728
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Don't what's your hot take on food?

729
00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Hold on my kids calling.

730
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:47.039
<v Speaker 2>His time hot take?

731
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:53.159
<v Speaker 3>You know, I will say just a quick quick statement

732
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:56.800
<v Speaker 3>to the American thing, right, because I was trying to

733
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:58.559
<v Speaker 3>sit here and think about this as we were talking,

734
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:01.360
<v Speaker 3>and it's like, so it's Allian food, right, goes around

735
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:02.599
<v Speaker 3>the world as Italian food.

736
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Right.

737
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:05.679
<v Speaker 3>You think pasta, you think pizza is now pizza in

738
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:10.000
<v Speaker 3>America is completely different than pizza, you know, Italian, yeah, right,

739
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.360
<v Speaker 3>but you think of you think Italian food, you think

740
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:16.960
<v Speaker 3>hardy Pasta's, marinera stuff like that, right, yeah, Chinese food,

741
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:19.159
<v Speaker 3>Indian food, all this stuff. When you think of America,

742
00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:22.920
<v Speaker 3>we do have a food that has made it national

743
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:25.360
<v Speaker 3>all over the place that did start in America, which

744
00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:28.280
<v Speaker 3>is McDonald's being a hamburger and French fries.

745
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:28.519
<v Speaker 4>Right.

746
00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:31.039
<v Speaker 3>And it's odd that the name's French fries because they

747
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:34.400
<v Speaker 3>didn't originate in France. They originated in Belgium, of all places.

748
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:39.320
<v Speaker 3>But so I guess I don't know that that's the

749
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:40.760
<v Speaker 3>only thing I could really think of him, like, because

750
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:43.599
<v Speaker 3>you don't think of it, like what else from America

751
00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:46.559
<v Speaker 3>is everywhere else in the world food wise?

752
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:51.679
<v Speaker 2>Raisin canes apparently it's in Kuwait a right.

753
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

754
00:39:53.280 --> 00:39:55.239
<v Speaker 2>My brother said he was at the Kuwait airport and

755
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:57.559
<v Speaker 2>they had a fucking raisin canes there. I was like,

756
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:00.360
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, in the middle of the fucking sandbox over there,

757
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:03.239
<v Speaker 2>you thought a fucking raising gates. It's a goddamn labrador

758
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:03.760
<v Speaker 2>over there.

759
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:07.760
<v Speaker 3>But think about it, if you really break it down

760
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:11.440
<v Speaker 3>this way, why would America have anything original America is

761
00:40:11.480 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 3>one of the last really established countries. Yeah, we came

762
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:18.519
<v Speaker 3>late to the game, you know what I'm saying, Right,

763
00:40:18.599 --> 00:40:24.119
<v Speaker 3>Like even South America was established, Canada was was fairly established,

764
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:27.280
<v Speaker 3>but and and America had the Indians, but they were

765
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:30.000
<v Speaker 3>so spread wide off this land and it was so

766
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.760
<v Speaker 3>small scale that you know what I mean. But it's

767
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:35.599
<v Speaker 3>like America's laid to the game. So why would we

768
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:36.519
<v Speaker 3>have anything original?

769
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:41.559
<v Speaker 2>Because everybody because it because America is built on pride,

770
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:44.000
<v Speaker 2>and so when you when you do anything to stab

771
00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:46.880
<v Speaker 2>that pride, that's when the fireworks go off.

772
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:47.199
<v Speaker 4>Right.

773
00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:49.039
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, if you if you think, if you get

774
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:52.639
<v Speaker 3>somebody that isn't really quick on the feet and you're

775
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:57.679
<v Speaker 3>like America has zero American foods, and they're like that's

776
00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:00.400
<v Speaker 3>not true. And it's like, just go ahead, bit it out,

777
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:02.880
<v Speaker 3>spit out whatever you want because it came from somewhere.

778
00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:06.800
<v Speaker 3>About what about me?

779
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Could we consider elk any kind of like elk jerky

780
00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:13.519
<v Speaker 1>what you know, elk burgers.

781
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:17.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't see. I don't see like somebody in like

782
00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.159
<v Speaker 2>Europe turning out like try this, like you know, like

783
00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:25.239
<v Speaker 2>elk that's like straight from America, you know, like like

784
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:28.239
<v Speaker 2>going around the world and you're like, oh, like where

785
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:30.519
<v Speaker 2>is this place cooking from. They're like, oh, they really

786
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:32.920
<v Speaker 2>like this other country's food, and so they really love

787
00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:35.360
<v Speaker 2>doing it here. But they have like their own, you know.

788
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:38.000
<v Speaker 2>And when you think about it in terms of America,

789
00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:41.760
<v Speaker 2>it's like what other country around it is really taking

790
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:45.119
<v Speaker 2>like an original American food and like running with it,

791
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:48.920
<v Speaker 2>and there's not much of it right, you know, Like

792
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:51.920
<v Speaker 2>if I would say, like one for the for the

793
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:54.440
<v Speaker 2>running is like if you know there was like a brisket,

794
00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:57.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, like a like a Texas style brisket, or

795
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:59.519
<v Speaker 2>if there was like you know, Memphis style barbecue, North

796
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Carolina's barbecue, you know, because that's not really a thing

797
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:08.039
<v Speaker 2>around the world. Fried chicken another thing, no, because fried

798
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:10.840
<v Speaker 2>chicken is definitely done in a ton of places, Korean

799
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:17.920
<v Speaker 2>fried chicken. Japan has their own fried chicken first. I'm

800
00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:18.360
<v Speaker 2>pretty good.

801
00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:20.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that's a Chinese thing.

802
00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:23.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

803
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:27.239
<v Speaker 2>But I think one thing that we have going for

804
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.800
<v Speaker 2>us that could be very original is chopped cheese or

805
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:37.519
<v Speaker 2>Philly cheese steak maybe, but the cheese steak, it's too

806
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:39.599
<v Speaker 2>simple of a sandwich for other people not to have

807
00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:42.960
<v Speaker 2>made it. But the chop cheese has a shipload of

808
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:46.320
<v Speaker 2>stuff in it that's like very specific to a culture.

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00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Shit right, you guys, get ready to get your ship rocked.

810
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:50.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

811
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it wasn't Japan, it wasn't China. It was Scottish

812
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:57.719
<v Speaker 3>and West African. That was the origination of fried chicken.

813
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, fucking Scott's baby, let's go. We thought they were

814
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:06.199
<v Speaker 2>over here making hagis. Nah, they're making fucking fried chicken.

815
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Some bitch.

816
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't say them.

817
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:10.320
<v Speaker 4>There we go.

818
00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:15.000
<v Speaker 3>So from Scottish, can you then.

819
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:16.039
<v Speaker 1>Say you ready?

820
00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:17.239
<v Speaker 2>You ready for my Scottish?

821
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:21.440
<v Speaker 1>There's a fucking there's a list. There's a fucking there's

822
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.440
<v Speaker 1>a list. Are you ready for this list? When you

823
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:28.400
<v Speaker 1>type in Sdler's List, it's the food version of Schindler's List.

824
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:35.440
<v Speaker 1>What foods originated in America? Okay, buffalo wings, chocolate chip, cookies,

825
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:39.719
<v Speaker 1>lobster rolls, biscuits and gravy, hamburgers.

826
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:42.719
<v Speaker 3>Fucking biscuits and gravy, baby biscuits and grip.

827
00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Hold up, dude, biscuits and gravy. It gets fucking deeper, dude.

828
00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:52.639
<v Speaker 1>The California English California role was invented in America.

829
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:55.559
<v Speaker 3>Well, where do you think they could be invented in California, China.

830
00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.159
<v Speaker 3>It says that was never that, the California role was never.

831
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:04.280
<v Speaker 2>What is it Mexican thing, Baja California.

832
00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Peanut butter and jelly. Ah, the brownie, corn bread, cobb salad, chili, macaroni.

833
00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:15.039
<v Speaker 1>There's a fucking laundry list of things, dude.

834
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Now corn bread I can believe because corn was a

835
00:44:18.679 --> 00:44:20.239
<v Speaker 2>very specific thing to the Americas.

836
00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:25.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there ain't no way. There was never an apple

837
00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:27.119
<v Speaker 3>pie made in tel America.

838
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:30.760
<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm saying is like this list is

839
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:37.400
<v Speaker 2>from like Wikipedia, and somebody went on there was exactly

840
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:39.480
<v Speaker 2>a dad Feud list.

841
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:39.760
<v Speaker 4>Baby.

842
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I gotta confess. I said I made this list,

843
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:44.360
<v Speaker 2>and I said it to him, and that's chili.

844
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Chili originated in Texas in the eighteen.

845
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:51.599
<v Speaker 4>Cheers.

846
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:56.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, yeah, But I see what Stone's point

847
00:44:56.599 --> 00:45:00.920
<v Speaker 3>is though, because when you think culturally right, truly, you

848
00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:03.119
<v Speaker 3>never go over it. You're not gonna go on some

849
00:45:03.239 --> 00:45:07.039
<v Speaker 3>trip to fucking Japan and find some fucking American food

850
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:11.320
<v Speaker 3>that is being raved about in Japan. Yeah, other than

851
00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:15.800
<v Speaker 3>fast food, Like fast food's off. You're not going in like, hey,

852
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:18.760
<v Speaker 3>we gotta take you to this fucking fried chicken joint.

853
00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:21.320
<v Speaker 3>It's just like down south in America. You know what

854
00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:24.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, Like, you're not fine, But in Americas you

855
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:27.400
<v Speaker 3>want Chinese food, you want Indian food? Do you want

856
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:28.360
<v Speaker 3>Mexican food?

857
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Most people, you know, people abroad and overseas, they they

858
00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:34.599
<v Speaker 1>actually despise American food. They don't like it. They think

859
00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:35.320
<v Speaker 1>it's disgusting.

860
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:35.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

861
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>They too fattening, Yeah, too much sugar, unhealthy.

862
00:45:42.199 --> 00:45:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well fuck you, well fucking nuki like we did

863
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:49.519
<v Speaker 3>back in World War two. Fucking pussies. I agree with

864
00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:51.480
<v Speaker 3>the barbecue statement. What's the next question?

865
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:56.000
<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna get into uh, we're getting into a

866
00:45:56.039 --> 00:45:57.000
<v Speaker 2>little bit of improv here.

867
00:45:57.079 --> 00:45:57.360
<v Speaker 4>Boys.

868
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna describe a scenario and I want I want

869
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:04.360
<v Speaker 2>y'all to to act it out with me, a little improv.

870
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:05.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

871
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Our first scenario here, Jordan is at a forty nine

872
00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:13.199
<v Speaker 2>ers game, trying to get some food for his kids

873
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.599
<v Speaker 2>who just won't stop complaining. Josh is the new cash

874
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:18.400
<v Speaker 2>here who can't figure out, for the life of him

875
00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:20.840
<v Speaker 2>how to work the point of sale machine. And I

876
00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:22.039
<v Speaker 2>am one of those kids.

877
00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:28.840
<v Speaker 4>Dad, I wanted some popcorn? What the fuck? What's the

878
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:32.360
<v Speaker 4>fucking hold up? Jesus, come on, I want to sit

879
00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:32.840
<v Speaker 4>back down.

880
00:46:33.159 --> 00:46:35.280
<v Speaker 3>God damn, I knew I should have gotten a DNA test.

881
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:36.880
<v Speaker 3>There's no way this black kid's mind.

882
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Goddamn.

883
00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:39.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh shut the fuck up?

884
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:41.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh, sir, how many I help?

885
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:42.119
<v Speaker 4>I like it?

886
00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:46.639
<v Speaker 3>Can I get three hot dogs and some fat?

887
00:46:48.760 --> 00:46:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Sir? I can't hear you unless you turn your fucking

888
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:51.599
<v Speaker 1>brat kid off.

889
00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can't.

890
00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:55.599
<v Speaker 3>You know you can't control them.

891
00:46:55.800 --> 00:46:56.440
<v Speaker 4>What do you need?

892
00:46:56.800 --> 00:46:57.360
<v Speaker 3>It's evident?

893
00:46:57.920 --> 00:46:59.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Dad, theys you think I brought to

894
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:01.199
<v Speaker 4>your want to brock young man?

895
00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Let the adults do.

896
00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Excuse me? I need three brats. Okay, we'll start with

897
00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:12.119
<v Speaker 3>that extra mustard. I can tell you're a guy of

898
00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:13.400
<v Speaker 3>fine taste. Extra mustard.

899
00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:14.519
<v Speaker 4>Please, don't forget my toy.

900
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys have toys back there? Do you specifically

901
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:20.840
<v Speaker 3>choking hazard toys?

902
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:21.199
<v Speaker 4>Hey?

903
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:22.679
<v Speaker 3>Janelle, he chokes on it.

904
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:28.440
<v Speaker 1>And Janelle, Janelle, no wonder this line is still Janelle.

905
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:33.159
<v Speaker 1>I know you can fucking see me, Janelle. You can't

906
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:37.840
<v Speaker 1>find the button again? Where's the hot dog button? Janelle?

907
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:39.800
<v Speaker 4>Is it like a game boy? I could do it

908
00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:45.760
<v Speaker 4>for you boys? Shut up?

909
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's because you're loud.

910
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Are you gonna Are you gonna find the button we got?

911
00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:53.199
<v Speaker 3>We want to get back and watch Brock pretty toss

912
00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:55.760
<v Speaker 3>another touchdown? Gonna make it? Can we speed this up?

913
00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:56.000
<v Speaker 4>Please?

914
00:47:58.480 --> 00:47:58.519
<v Speaker 5>You?

915
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:00.679
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes she calls Daddy his name.

916
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:04.000
<v Speaker 1>So it's five ninety nine.

917
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:06.679
<v Speaker 3>No, no, I didn't say three sodas.

918
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:09.280
<v Speaker 1>I understand that I want a soda.

919
00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:10.960
<v Speaker 3>I want to shut the funk up.

920
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:11.840
<v Speaker 1>You don't get okay?

921
00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:12.159
<v Speaker 4>Fine?

922
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:13.800
<v Speaker 3>Fucking Do you got kool aid back there?

923
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:14.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

924
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Of course I want kool aid? We know Levi Stadium.

925
00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:20.320
<v Speaker 4>We have some kool aid.

926
00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:22.800
<v Speaker 3>Please, we know a j Be quiet?

927
00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:25.039
<v Speaker 4>Can you give me the big cop with the bendy straw?

928
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Don't you have broad worst? Didn't you say you're brought worst?

929
00:48:28.760 --> 00:48:28.800
<v Speaker 7>No?

930
00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Tell me?

931
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:31.679
<v Speaker 3>Can you look look behind you?

932
00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:33.920
<v Speaker 4>Can you put my brought worst in the kool aid?

933
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Fine? I will cut a hole in the middle of

934
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.920
<v Speaker 1>the hot dog. We don't have brought worst. I will

935
00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:42.639
<v Speaker 1>cut a hole in the middle of the hot dog

936
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.360
<v Speaker 1>for you, if you please just be quiet for five seconds.

937
00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:46.320
<v Speaker 4>What do you mean you know?

938
00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Security security on your incompetent ass. Don't they have like

939
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:05.039
<v Speaker 3>a walk up Kiosko?

940
00:49:05.280 --> 00:49:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's to your it's to your right.

941
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:12.239
<v Speaker 3>You see how this You see how this person taking

942
00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 3>our order son, how he's got this weird crack going

943
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.760
<v Speaker 3>right above his forehead. It makes it look like your ass.

944
00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:23.280
<v Speaker 3>You you know where you ship, crook speani ship. We're

945
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:29.880
<v Speaker 3>going back to our seats. We're gonna go back to

946
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:31.920
<v Speaker 3>our seats, and we're just gonna flag down one of

947
00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:35.000
<v Speaker 3>those guys selling hot dogs and peanuts and water sounds.

948
00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:36.840
<v Speaker 3>This guy doesn't know a shop, ma'am.

949
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Can I get you too? Brought worst? Thank you?

950
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:50.239
<v Speaker 4>I like it all right.

951
00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:54.320
<v Speaker 2>The next one here, Jordan is an over emotional funeral

952
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:59.480
<v Speaker 2>director showing different caskets. Josh and I are brothers who's evil, wicked.

953
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.559
<v Speaker 2>Step mom just passed away finally, and we're looking for

954
00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:04.519
<v Speaker 2>a coffin to appease their father to put her in.

955
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:11.320
<v Speaker 2>But we can't hide our delight that she's gone. Oh buddy,

956
00:50:12.519 --> 00:50:15.599
<v Speaker 2>the bitch is dead. She's dead. All we gonna do

957
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:17.159
<v Speaker 2>is put her in a box. And that's it.

958
00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't that's it. She's gone. Can it just be a

959
00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:21.519
<v Speaker 1>shoe box?

960
00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean to be honest, we could just put her.

961
00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh is this the place right here? I think it's

962
00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:28.239
<v Speaker 2>the place this funeral. Yeah, okay, this is it.

963
00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:28.639
<v Speaker 4>This is it.

964
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to take her to waste management.

965
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Well we should have called Taddy for that one. Excuse me, sir, sir, hi, hi,

966
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:42.559
<v Speaker 2>how are you? We're here for the the uh fucking tin?

967
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Can this Brod's gotta go in?

968
00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:46.079
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Uh?

969
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:51.480
<v Speaker 3>This is a crematorium only, Yeah, sure, whatever, whatever worse.

970
00:50:51.559 --> 00:50:52.119
<v Speaker 4>We just we got.

971
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:55.559
<v Speaker 1>We got you know, you kill them and we grill thematorium.

972
00:50:55.639 --> 00:50:55.920
<v Speaker 4>We don't.

973
00:50:56.480 --> 00:50:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you take us a j did you take us

974
00:50:58.480 --> 00:50:59.639
<v Speaker 1>to the fucking milk factory?

975
00:50:59.679 --> 00:50:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Again?

976
00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:02.079
<v Speaker 1>Who died?

977
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:06.599
<v Speaker 3>By the way, I get, I get really emotional when

978
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:07.199
<v Speaker 3>people die.

979
00:51:07.239 --> 00:51:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh it was our step mom.

980
00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:11.679
<v Speaker 3>It is my concern if if you're gonna if we're

981
00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:12.679
<v Speaker 3>gonna grill him here.

982
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

983
00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:16.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, throw that bitch right in the fucking oven.

984
00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:18.960
<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna ask guy in the Hawaiian shirt, how

985
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:24.159
<v Speaker 3>did she die? Oh me, yeah, you look like you

986
00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:24.360
<v Speaker 3>have a.

987
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Hawaiian suspicious suspicious causes. We were really not sure. We

988
00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:30.719
<v Speaker 1>think it was just a heart attack. But it doesn't matter.

989
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:32.159
<v Speaker 1>We're happy and we're excited that.

990
00:51:32.199 --> 00:51:35.079
<v Speaker 2>She's what he means, it's natural cause heart attack.

991
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.239
<v Speaker 3>The guy in the Hawaiian shirt again. Aren't you guys sad?

992
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:39.480
<v Speaker 4>Though?

993
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:41.159
<v Speaker 1>No, why would be your mom?

994
00:51:41.639 --> 00:51:43.639
<v Speaker 2>We're sad she didn't go sooner, to be honest, asking

995
00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:46.039
<v Speaker 2>the Hawaiian shirt guy, guy, why would we be.

996
00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:51.119
<v Speaker 1>Sad when the wretch is finally gone? Listen, Yes, we

997
00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:53.800
<v Speaker 1>inherited a fuck load of money. It doesn't matter that

998
00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:57.599
<v Speaker 1>she's gone. She was a bitch and now my brother

999
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:00.679
<v Speaker 1>can finally marry his one true love, Prince Charming.

1000
00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:06.559
<v Speaker 2>Praise, Praise, hallelujah.

1001
00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:09.639
<v Speaker 3>Did you guys kill your step No?

1002
00:52:11.079 --> 00:52:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I wish we did, but uh gotta beat us to

1003
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:14.519
<v Speaker 2>the punch to be honest.

1004
00:52:14.599 --> 00:52:16.599
<v Speaker 3>Did she get in an accident during an Eiffel Tower?

1005
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:20.559
<v Speaker 1>No, she something that happened. There was a bull of

1006
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:25.280
<v Speaker 1>apples on the table and she choked on one. Fuck happened.

1007
00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:29.639
<v Speaker 2>We heard that there was somebody there that might have

1008
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:31.920
<v Speaker 2>known how to do the Heimlich, but by the time

1009
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:36.559
<v Speaker 2>we found them, she was already like dead. Yeah.

1010
00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:39.320
<v Speaker 1>We thought she was playing charades because she was. We

1011
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:42.440
<v Speaker 1>thought she was acting out a sign for a movie.

1012
00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we thought she was acting out that she

1013
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:50.199
<v Speaker 2>was like choking and we were like, oh, oh a

1014
00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:51.119
<v Speaker 2>choke jam.

1015
00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Fun By the time we realized going on her face.

1016
00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:56.960
<v Speaker 1>But that doesn't matter. You're you're getting stuck up on details.

1017
00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:59.119
<v Speaker 1>It don't matter to you because again, we just want

1018
00:52:59.159 --> 00:53:01.239
<v Speaker 1>to put her in a box. So we can put

1019
00:53:01.239 --> 00:53:03.159
<v Speaker 1>her in the ground and we can close this chapter.

1020
00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:06.199
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you it blew our minds how blue

1021
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:10.360
<v Speaker 2>she was? Aha, my man bunny joke. Huh yeah, yeah,

1022
00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:13.159
<v Speaker 2>you got any deals? Uh, you know, and any deal's

1023
00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:16.480
<v Speaker 2>going on here, you know, like once burned too, and yeah,

1024
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:18.119
<v Speaker 2>you know, like you stick two bodies in there, you

1025
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:19.960
<v Speaker 2>don't know who's this who? And so you to knock

1026
00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:21.559
<v Speaker 2>off a little bit from the top, you know what

1027
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean? Yeah, could do that. You could fucking throw

1028
00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:26.280
<v Speaker 2>it over there with whoever. You know, it doesn't matter

1029
00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:26.559
<v Speaker 2>to us.

1030
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so if you get the wrong ashes, you won't

1031
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:31.800
<v Speaker 3>be super upset about how.

1032
00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:33.960
<v Speaker 2>They all look the same.

1033
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:35.000
<v Speaker 3>They don't.

1034
00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:36.559
<v Speaker 1>We'll taste it. We'll taste it.

1035
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:43.639
<v Speaker 3>Yes, looks like a campfire, sir in the Hawaiian shirt. Again,

1036
00:53:43.679 --> 00:53:45.480
<v Speaker 3>what do you mean you'll taste it, you'll know it's hers.

1037
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:46.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand what.

1038
00:53:48.320 --> 00:53:52.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm Jewish. We have a nose for these things.

1039
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:56.800
<v Speaker 3>I have another question for you in the Hawaiian shirt.

1040
00:53:57.880 --> 00:53:59.800
<v Speaker 3>You said you're Jewish? Is he not Jewish?

1041
00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Now it's a brother. It was a complicated relationship with

1042
00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:03.199
<v Speaker 1>our mother.

1043
00:54:03.719 --> 00:54:06.519
<v Speaker 3>Uh, your stepmother.

1044
00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:07.760
<v Speaker 2>We're half brothers.

1045
00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:11.760
<v Speaker 3>Should I call the cops? This is making me really uncomfortable.

1046
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Why would you call the cops?

1047
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:17.920
<v Speaker 1>You guys are acting on You show us the oven

1048
00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:19.360
<v Speaker 1>that you guys cremate them in.

1049
00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that gets thrown in there? Can we tossing theselves?

1050
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:25.880
<v Speaker 1>You open the door.

1051
00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:28.239
<v Speaker 3>It's not on site. It's not on site. What do

1052
00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:32.199
<v Speaker 3>you mean it's not on site a crematorium A it's

1053
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:33.559
<v Speaker 3>a crematorium store.

1054
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Guy's getting all suspicious. So let's make the sale final.

1055
00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:41.320
<v Speaker 2>How about you take us on the tour, just the

1056
00:54:41.400 --> 00:54:43.119
<v Speaker 2>three of us do this is?

1057
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:47.639
<v Speaker 3>This is literally the store. It's this counter and and

1058
00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:48.920
<v Speaker 3>the boxes behind me.

1059
00:54:48.960 --> 00:54:51.599
<v Speaker 2>And that's but there's stuff in the back. There's gotta

1060
00:54:51.639 --> 00:54:51.960
<v Speaker 2>be stuff.

1061
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:55.800
<v Speaker 3>We get sea literally you know those fireworks stands in

1062
00:54:55.920 --> 00:54:56.599
<v Speaker 3>Las Vegas.

1063
00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:57.119
<v Speaker 4>At the guy?

1064
00:54:57.880 --> 00:55:02.639
<v Speaker 2>Literally, yes, that's this this this store, and like a phantom,

1065
00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:03.840
<v Speaker 2>nobody will know we're here.

1066
00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:05.280
<v Speaker 3>Perfect.

1067
00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:11.400
<v Speaker 1>You get a lighter No, I don't smoke, it's a

1068
00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:14.920
<v Speaker 1>bad habit get light incense? Well, how come you don't

1069
00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:15.840
<v Speaker 1>have incense.

1070
00:55:15.519 --> 00:55:19.719
<v Speaker 3>In here, because this looks like a fucking Spenser's to you.

1071
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:21.880
<v Speaker 2>It looks like a place that stinks.

1072
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:26.519
<v Speaker 3>You get people coming in that killed people.

1073
00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Of course, he kills people. That's not what's so upsetting. No,

1074
00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why.

1075
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:33.719
<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't happen in this town. Doesn't happened in

1076
00:55:33.840 --> 00:55:37.599
<v Speaker 2>three days. I mean, you know, three years something. The

1077
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 2>last murder was.

1078
00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Still alive.

1079
00:55:41.800 --> 00:55:44.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's thriving. He's in fucking Canada right now

1080
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:45.480
<v Speaker 2>in a boy's trip.

1081
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:49.559
<v Speaker 3>He's doing great, sir, in the non Hawaiian shirt. Can

1082
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:51.159
<v Speaker 3>you describe what your dad looks like? Please?

1083
00:55:51.719 --> 00:55:52.519
<v Speaker 4>Six? Yeah, three.

1084
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:54.159
<v Speaker 2>He's a black.

1085
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:01.760
<v Speaker 3>I can really see the Colin Kaepernick.

1086
00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I saw him once.

1087
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:04.800
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, he meant our dad, not the stepmom.

1088
00:56:05.960 --> 00:56:10.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I just said burnt. Sorry, yeah.

1089
00:56:11.719 --> 00:56:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Former. She was a former w NBA player. You might

1090
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:19.840
<v Speaker 2>have known her name, can you guess it? I don't

1091
00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:22.559
<v Speaker 2>know any w just nobody knows his names.

1092
00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:23.320
<v Speaker 4>Nah.

1093
00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:26.320
<v Speaker 2>But uh yeah, is there any like discounts or anything

1094
00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:28.360
<v Speaker 2>that we can get, you know, or how about if

1095
00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:30.760
<v Speaker 2>we torture ourselves and then you come and do the

1096
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:33.519
<v Speaker 2>rest of it, you know, Like, dude, we get half

1097
00:56:33.559 --> 00:56:34.280
<v Speaker 2>off or something like that.

1098
00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Or is that called the German special?

1099
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Yea, the German special is called the squeeze.

1100
00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:50.760
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

1101
00:56:50.880 --> 00:56:51.320
<v Speaker 4>That was good.

1102
00:56:51.800 --> 00:56:55.119
<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll do we'll do the last one here, boys.

1103
00:56:56.360 --> 00:56:59.079
<v Speaker 2>All right, So Jordan and Josh, you guys are coaches

1104
00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:01.880
<v Speaker 2>for a little league team, and your little league team sucks,

1105
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:05.679
<v Speaker 2>really sucks. I'm the new nerdy kid that's coming on

1106
00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:07.840
<v Speaker 2>the team and it's gonna make the team a lot worse.

1107
00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:11.000
<v Speaker 3>This is gonna be a short one, all right. I'm

1108
00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:12.840
<v Speaker 3>just gonna be the guy on third base to enhancements

1109
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:13.840
<v Speaker 3>he can talking.

1110
00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Jordan's head is fill of acting for the day.

1111
00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:25.159
<v Speaker 4>A j.

1112
00:57:26.760 --> 00:57:27.760
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, coach, put me in.

1113
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.559
<v Speaker 1>You're already in. You're up to bat.

1114
00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:34.679
<v Speaker 7>Okay? Can I take my erector set and hit the

1115
00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:35.159
<v Speaker 7>ball with it?

1116
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck off the field. You're done.

1117
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:42.519
<v Speaker 7>No. My mom says, I'm supposed to be here. She

1118
00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:45.280
<v Speaker 7>has an apployment with her missus and they're supposed to

1119
00:57:45.320 --> 00:57:47.719
<v Speaker 7>be doing something all day long. I don't know what

1120
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:48.719
<v Speaker 7>it is, but I'm here.

1121
00:57:48.920 --> 00:57:51.559
<v Speaker 1>Problem is it? Your mom is not good enough to Blue.

1122
00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:53.719
<v Speaker 3>We need time out, Blue, We need time out, getting

1123
00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:54.239
<v Speaker 3>the dug out.

1124
00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:54.960
<v Speaker 2>What Josh.

1125
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:59.480
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, hold on, Josh, Josh, hold on. Little You

1126
00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:01.960
<v Speaker 3>see that little circle over there, the warm up circle.

1127
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:04.079
<v Speaker 3>I want you to go stand at that circle. I

1128
00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:05.400
<v Speaker 3>want you to look at your mom.

1129
00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:07.239
<v Speaker 7>No, be quiet, Mom's not here.

1130
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:09.639
<v Speaker 3>Be quite a little, buddy. I could see your mom.

1131
00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Her fat ass is sitting right in that chair over there.

1132
00:58:11.519 --> 00:58:12.159
<v Speaker 2>That's not my mom.

1133
00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:15.039
<v Speaker 3>Go stand in the circle for one second. I need

1134
00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:16.599
<v Speaker 3>you to just do a couple of practice swings while

1135
00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:17.880
<v Speaker 3>I talk to coach Josh over here.

1136
00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:20.719
<v Speaker 7>Okay, but did you want to make this My record.

1137
00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Said yes, yeah, Just give us a minute.

1138
00:58:22.519 --> 00:58:24.079
<v Speaker 7>Take your okay, I'll start swinging.

1139
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Let the adults talk. Okay, Hey, get the fuck out.

1140
00:58:27.239 --> 00:58:30.159
<v Speaker 7>Of the circle. I'm supposed to be here, all right,

1141
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:31.039
<v Speaker 7>I'm a swing.

1142
00:58:33.559 --> 00:58:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Isn't it crazy how the circle is twenty feet over

1143
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:38.760
<v Speaker 3>there and it sounds like he's still right next to us.

1144
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:39.519
<v Speaker 7>Swing.

1145
00:58:39.760 --> 00:58:42.639
<v Speaker 1>You should hear him war fucking his mom. She's not

1146
00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:43.480
<v Speaker 1>worth this, dude.

1147
00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:44.400
<v Speaker 4>Do what she like?

1148
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:48.000
<v Speaker 3>What's she likes shaved? Does she shave all the way

1149
00:58:48.079 --> 00:58:50.960
<v Speaker 3>or is she have hair like her entire Oh my god,

1150
00:58:51.559 --> 00:58:53.159
<v Speaker 3>did she have like a seven inch lady?

1151
00:58:53.360 --> 00:58:53.519
<v Speaker 4>Though?

1152
00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:54.079
<v Speaker 1>Actually?

1153
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:57.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, couch Coach.

1154
00:58:57.079 --> 00:58:59.599
<v Speaker 7>Coach, I think I just hit the person that's in

1155
00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:01.320
<v Speaker 7>the field on the left side. I don't know what

1156
00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:03.599
<v Speaker 7>their name is, but I think I just hit him

1157
00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:06.960
<v Speaker 7>with my reter set and uh, oh god, oh no,

1158
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:07.519
<v Speaker 7>they're bleeding.

1159
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:08.519
<v Speaker 1>You're bleeding.

1160
00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:12.360
<v Speaker 7>I have a first day kid in my bag.

1161
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:15.400
<v Speaker 2>So let's lock the fence.

1162
00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:17.679
<v Speaker 1>Let's lock the gate right now. We're gonna lock the

1163
00:59:17.719 --> 00:59:21.000
<v Speaker 1>gate right now so he cannot get back on the field. Okay,

1164
00:59:21.159 --> 00:59:30.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna walk over and lock the gate right now. Okay, okay,

1165
00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:31.280
<v Speaker 1>this kid.

1166
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:36.719
<v Speaker 7>Don't you dare shut this gate on me? And how

1167
00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:38.599
<v Speaker 7>dare you muted me? You bastard?

1168
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:42.119
<v Speaker 3>Hey, little ag, I need you to go talk to

1169
00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:44.639
<v Speaker 3>your mom. We're gonna convince Blue here. We're gonna start

1170
00:59:44.679 --> 00:59:46.239
<v Speaker 3>the game here just a minute, but coach Josh and

1171
00:59:46.320 --> 00:59:47.599
<v Speaker 3>I have to talk for just a minute.

1172
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:49.639
<v Speaker 7>Come, my kids heard him there, he's bleeding.

1173
00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:51.119
<v Speaker 4>I'm not a first day yet.

1174
00:59:51.679 --> 00:59:53.199
<v Speaker 7>Oh wait, this is my chemistry said, how.

1175
00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:58.079
<v Speaker 3>About I be there, okay while he's away. What's it like?

1176
00:59:58.199 --> 01:00:01.119
<v Speaker 1>Does it taste No, it tastes phenomenal, It tastes like jolly?

1177
01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Did she keep it?

1178
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:02.639
<v Speaker 4>Really?

1179
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:06.679
<v Speaker 1>She shoves a mint like up in there before I

1180
01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:09.159
<v Speaker 1>get it before I get over to her house. So

1181
01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:11.119
<v Speaker 1>that's how I guess she tastes like fucking altoids.

1182
01:00:11.199 --> 01:00:11.400
<v Speaker 4>Dude.

1183
01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:13.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but don't you think if we if we don't

1184
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:16.559
<v Speaker 3>put this poison bag. Don't you think if we don't

1185
01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:19.239
<v Speaker 3>let little AJ play like, isn't that going to interfere?

1186
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Like?

1187
01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:21.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to keep it here anymore. I'm ready

1188
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:21.880
<v Speaker 1>to kill myself.

1189
01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:22.639
<v Speaker 3>It's not that good.

1190
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:25.480
<v Speaker 1>It's not It is not worth this fucking headache anymore.

1191
01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:25.760
<v Speaker 4>Dude?

1192
01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Is it as good as the girl that you were

1193
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:30.320
<v Speaker 3>gaining during that podcast?

1194
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:30.519
<v Speaker 4>There?

1195
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:35.800
<v Speaker 3>That's the point, all right, all right, so we gotta

1196
01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:37.760
<v Speaker 3>bring him in and we're just gonna tell him to

1197
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:40.079
<v Speaker 3>get hit by the pitch. Let's tell the other team

1198
01:00:40.320 --> 01:00:43.039
<v Speaker 3>to hit this kid at bat. That's there's only chance

1199
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:43.480
<v Speaker 3>getting up.

1200
01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:45.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll talk to the picture. I would talk to the

1201
01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:47.079
<v Speaker 1>other coach. Actually, probably shouldn't talk to the.

1202
01:00:47.119 --> 01:00:48.599
<v Speaker 3>Kid, all right, you go talk to the other coach.

1203
01:00:48.599 --> 01:00:54.599
<v Speaker 3>I'll talk to a little AJ. Little AJ, come over here, coach,

1204
01:00:56.239 --> 01:00:59.639
<v Speaker 3>can't be honest with you. Yeah, go ahead, you got

1205
01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:03.119
<v Speaker 3>about twenty seconds and don't pull your normal bullshit. That

1206
01:01:03.199 --> 01:01:05.599
<v Speaker 3>turns into fifty five seconds. Twenty seconds.

1207
01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:07.519
<v Speaker 7>I don't think I'm cut out for this.

1208
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:09.480
<v Speaker 3>No, you're not cut out for it. You brought a

1209
01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:15.360
<v Speaker 3>fucking erector set to baseball. Excuse my language, but you'd

1210
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:17.960
<v Speaker 3>think you'd at least have cleats on. You have fucking

1211
01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 3>crocs on, and you have them in sport mode. I

1212
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:22.679
<v Speaker 3>heard you talking about them.

1213
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:24.360
<v Speaker 7>Are they not supposed to be in smore mode? I

1214
01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:26.360
<v Speaker 7>can put them out, you know.

1215
01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:29.960
<v Speaker 3>I guess I think you'd want them around the back

1216
01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:32.199
<v Speaker 3>of your foot so they don't fall off every time.

1217
01:01:32.239 --> 01:01:32.559
<v Speaker 2>That's what.

1218
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:38.719
<v Speaker 3>Your mom's retarded. She fucks Coach Josh. Okay, what I

1219
01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:41.679
<v Speaker 3>need you to do is when when Coach Josh comes back,

1220
01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:44.400
<v Speaker 3>he's gonna expect you to take some good hard swings

1221
01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:46.599
<v Speaker 3>in this box. I want you to swing as hard

1222
01:01:46.599 --> 01:01:48.760
<v Speaker 3>as you can at this ball, no matter where the

1223
01:01:48.840 --> 01:01:50.360
<v Speaker 3>ball is at, I want you to swing.

1224
01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:53.079
<v Speaker 7>Okay, Okay, I can do that.

1225
01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:55.559
<v Speaker 3>Coach Josh is coming back. He doesn't look too happy,

1226
01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:56.360
<v Speaker 3>all right, AJ.

1227
01:01:57.039 --> 01:01:58.800
<v Speaker 7>Coach Josh, did you find my chipsunk?

1228
01:01:59.119 --> 01:01:59.920
<v Speaker 4>He ran out of my back.

1229
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:03.719
<v Speaker 1>The picture from the other team has your Chipmunk. And

1230
01:02:03.880 --> 01:02:05.480
<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do is we're gonna play a game.

1231
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:07.960
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get in that rectangle over there that's next

1232
01:02:08.039 --> 01:02:11.039
<v Speaker 1>to the plate that's in the ground. Okay, the base,

1233
01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:15.519
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's called why I immediately knew I fucked up.

1234
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:18.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a it's a it looks like a home,

1235
01:02:18.840 --> 01:02:21.400
<v Speaker 1>but upside down. Okay, you're gonna stand in the rectangle,

1236
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:24.599
<v Speaker 1>the white rectangle that's over there, and the picture that

1237
01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:26.960
<v Speaker 1>that kid over there, he's called a picture.

1238
01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:28.239
<v Speaker 3>Josh, you know he's a foster kid.

1239
01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:30.280
<v Speaker 7>Rectangle. That's a pentagon.

1240
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Where did you go to school next to the pentagon?

1241
01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:37.239
<v Speaker 7>Okay, obviously you're here. You're not in college teaching anything.

1242
01:02:40.239 --> 01:02:42.360
<v Speaker 1>You got two seconds to get your square?

1243
01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:42.559
<v Speaker 4>Well?

1244
01:02:42.639 --> 01:02:44.880
<v Speaker 7>Sorry, did I speak out loud? My mom tells me

1245
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:47.079
<v Speaker 7>sometimes I should just think things and not say them.

1246
01:02:47.480 --> 01:02:48.039
<v Speaker 7>I'm sorry.

1247
01:02:48.320 --> 01:02:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Your mom's a smart woman.

1248
01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:52.880
<v Speaker 3>All right, all I got, yeah, right? The pictures getting

1249
01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:55.199
<v Speaker 3>ready tangled? J what's your job?

1250
01:02:56.079 --> 01:02:57.440
<v Speaker 7>My job is to get hit by the ball.

1251
01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Throw you the squirrel, no, I said, swing, No matter

1252
01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:02.679
<v Speaker 1>what can throw the squirrel to you. Just catch the

1253
01:03:02.719 --> 01:03:05.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking squirrel is a squirrel.

1254
01:03:05.639 --> 01:03:06.599
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna go get it.

1255
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:11.559
<v Speaker 1>We're done, he's already in the tree.

1256
01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:15.519
<v Speaker 3>Let's go back to the dog. We're what are her tits?

1257
01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:18.840
<v Speaker 1>They sit up or they sat they're phenomenally, they're perky.

1258
01:03:19.519 --> 01:03:22.840
<v Speaker 1>You think she's had there's just natural scars underneath.

1259
01:03:23.320 --> 01:03:25.880
<v Speaker 3>But that's hold on. The pitch is coming it? Oh? No,

1260
01:03:26.039 --> 01:03:28.199
<v Speaker 3>he missed, he missed, he missed, he missed the pitch. Okay,

1261
01:03:28.679 --> 01:03:31.039
<v Speaker 3>he swung though. I told him to swing hard, kid,

1262
01:03:31.199 --> 01:03:32.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean cot swung when he had.

1263
01:03:33.159 --> 01:03:34.599
<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to beat him, So I don't know if

1264
01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:36.880
<v Speaker 1>he's like making it look a little more realistic and

1265
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:38.719
<v Speaker 1>throwing him a striker two first, I don't know.

1266
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:42.199
<v Speaker 3>Speaking of Bean, what's your favorite position.

1267
01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:42.639
<v Speaker 1>With with her?

1268
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:44.800
<v Speaker 5>Uh?

1269
01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:46.199
<v Speaker 1>Probably doggy style?

1270
01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you like to look at her brown?

1271
01:03:48.559 --> 01:03:50.679
<v Speaker 1>No, she lets me eat M and m's off her ass.

1272
01:03:51.559 --> 01:03:53.639
<v Speaker 1>I just get to put a little pile right there, and.

1273
01:03:53.719 --> 01:03:56.039
<v Speaker 3>I just do you ever think about putting the brown one,

1274
01:03:56.360 --> 01:03:57.679
<v Speaker 3>just the brown one on there so it looks like

1275
01:03:57.719 --> 01:03:58.679
<v Speaker 3>a little spot of poop.

1276
01:03:59.199 --> 01:03:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I did, now.

1277
01:04:00.079 --> 01:04:03.480
<v Speaker 3>And then you just get in there and just get

1278
01:04:03.519 --> 01:04:06.320
<v Speaker 3>a little sniff. I guess she uses mince a pictures

1279
01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:08.719
<v Speaker 3>coming in. Oh fuck, Oh, you just got hid in

1280
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:09.239
<v Speaker 3>the face.

1281
01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:22.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, God, that's annoying.

1282
01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:25.119
<v Speaker 3>Walk it off, little aj you'll be fine. Just take

1283
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:28.360
<v Speaker 3>first space, honey, Helliday says the like this off.

1284
01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:31.719
<v Speaker 1>It's bloody everywhere.

1285
01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Rumpire said it was a strike because he swung at it.

1286
01:04:35.599 --> 01:04:36.880
<v Speaker 1>We need to get this kid a first.

1287
01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:38.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go.

1288
01:04:40.960 --> 01:04:56.920
<v Speaker 5>Home, a j go home, goodbye. Okay, he's gone.

1289
01:04:58.440 --> 01:04:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

1290
01:05:01.519 --> 01:05:02.559
<v Speaker 6>I wait the wrong way.

1291
01:05:06.960 --> 01:05:09.320
<v Speaker 3>I'd ask if she swallows, but clearly not because she's

1292
01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:10.159
<v Speaker 3>still having kids.

1293
01:05:10.840 --> 01:05:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Thank god, I'm snipped.

1294
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:19.679
<v Speaker 2>What's her time at right now?

1295
01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:23.000
<v Speaker 3>It says an hour and ten minutes.

1296
01:05:23.480 --> 01:05:23.599
<v Speaker 4>Now.

1297
01:05:24.079 --> 01:05:26.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean that we could cut out the first several

1298
01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:27.559
<v Speaker 3>minutes before the dad joke.

1299
01:05:27.639 --> 01:05:29.719
<v Speaker 4>But mm hmmm, uh.

1300
01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:35.599
<v Speaker 3>See, I can always a speed speed speed round and

1301
01:05:35.719 --> 01:05:36.199
<v Speaker 3>then call it.

1302
01:05:37.519 --> 01:05:38.199
<v Speaker 1>What were you thinking?

1303
01:05:40.280 --> 01:05:42.480
<v Speaker 2>It's up to you, guys, like we could do you

1304
01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:44.639
<v Speaker 2>know what we've been watching lately, or we can table

1305
01:05:44.679 --> 01:05:45.679
<v Speaker 2>it to the next one. Don't matter.

1306
01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:51.559
<v Speaker 3>We could table that any table Yeah, that's fine. Maybe

1307
01:05:51.639 --> 01:05:58.519
<v Speaker 3>what we've been watching will change. Maybe, Oh, speak of that, real, real,

1308
01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:01.719
<v Speaker 3>real fast. The end of golf today felt so bad.

1309
01:06:01.800 --> 01:06:05.559
<v Speaker 3>The guy who was leading most of the day, he

1310
01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:09.519
<v Speaker 3>has taken He's been top three, one hundred and forty

1311
01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:13.599
<v Speaker 3>three rounds of golf, professional PGA golf. He's been top

1312
01:06:13.719 --> 01:06:19.920
<v Speaker 3>three fifteen times and he's never won a tournament, and

1313
01:06:20.039 --> 01:06:24.840
<v Speaker 3>today on whole seventeen, tied for the lead, two other

1314
01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:29.280
<v Speaker 3>guys tied with him. He takes his putt, misses the

1315
01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:31.599
<v Speaker 3>par put. Now he's got a bogie, and the other

1316
01:06:31.719 --> 01:06:32.800
<v Speaker 3>guy birdies.

1317
01:06:35.480 --> 01:06:35.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

1318
01:06:35.920 --> 01:06:38.280
<v Speaker 3>The other guy pars to stay, and then him and

1319
01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:41.159
<v Speaker 3>another guy end up going for a three hole playoff,

1320
01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:45.280
<v Speaker 3>which was fucking wild, same hole four different times in

1321
01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:48.079
<v Speaker 3>a row because they played eighteen and then they got

1322
01:06:48.119 --> 01:06:51.039
<v Speaker 3>to the playoff, and then they played eighteen three more times.

1323
01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Damn.

1324
01:06:52.199 --> 01:06:52.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1325
01:06:53.639 --> 01:06:55.599
<v Speaker 3>It was good though, it was good, but felt bad

1326
01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:57.119
<v Speaker 3>for that one guy. Though one hundred and forty three

1327
01:06:57.159 --> 01:07:02.039
<v Speaker 3>times you've been top three fifteen times and you never won, that's.

1328
01:07:01.840 --> 01:07:03.519
<v Speaker 1>Still he still win a lot of money.

1329
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah fuck yeah yeah.

1330
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:08.880
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

1331
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:12.280
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, yeah, I think I think it said his projection

1332
01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:15.000
<v Speaker 3>with his finish was because now they're in the playoff

1333
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:18.159
<v Speaker 3>is he's like eighth, So he's ranked eighth out of

1334
01:07:18.440 --> 01:07:21.320
<v Speaker 3>the last fifty players, but yet he still has never

1335
01:07:21.440 --> 01:07:26.480
<v Speaker 3>won a d but because he always finishes around top ten. Yeah,

1336
01:07:28.079 --> 01:07:30.480
<v Speaker 3>so anyway, all right, let's wrap this bitch up with

1337
01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:37.079
<v Speaker 3>the bone. Yeah, one eighty eight. Michael Irving ain't great.

1338
01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:40.039
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you b word. Catch you next week.

1339
01:07:41.719 --> 01:07:41.920
<v Speaker 7>Later.

1340
01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:47.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking tired.

1341
01:07:49.320 --> 01:07:52.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how dark's your next joke?

1342
01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:55.360
<v Speaker 4>Uh?

1343
01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:57.159
<v Speaker 1>West African?

1344
01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:00.719
<v Speaker 4>Okay okay?

1345
01:08:02.119 --> 01:08:06.119
<v Speaker 1>Why do you pedophiles not win races? They like to

1346
01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:07.079
<v Speaker 1>come in a little behind.

1347
01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:16.279
<v Speaker 2>Damn